Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Validation Caftans

Episode Date: May 26, 2022

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's a race to get their feelings validated when the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills trek to La Quinta and try to emotionally one up each other. Will Sutton be forgiven? Will Crystal forgive everyone else for last year's drama? And why is Kyle yelling? Just sit back in your Kyle X Shahida caftan and enjoy. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to watch what crap ends at free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. But when you don't lose your hand, you can't just what happens, but there's so much that happens. Hello, and welcome to Watch Our Crappens! A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, joining me today is the one and only and wonderful Mr. Ronnie Caram. Hey Ronnie, how are you? Good, Ben, how are you?

Mmm, I'm so good, I'm so good. I found myself another villain. Ah, yes, Diana. So you excited to talk to some real house with the Beverly Hills today, Ronnie? Sure am. This is a very dramatic episode, guys. Everyone's in their fields today. Yeah, everyone's in big fields. This is a Crappens on Demand episode,

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Oh, the grino cracking up. And sorry for the additional. Danny Pellegrino. Danny Pellegrino. Also, I do want to mention that we have a very special episode later this week, which is we have a crossover with the Lady Gang, who I'm sure you've heard of. If you haven't, go check out their podcast.

We actually were guests on their show this week as well, but they're wonderful and they're so fun. So come, be sure to listen to that one on Friday. And a lot of people are asking when you guys are going to finally air that New Jersey episode you guys did, where Dolores called in, that's gonna be on Monday. So a lot of fun stuff on the sketch. But for right now Beverly Hills, that's our third episode of the season, very, very funny episode to me. I was laughing quite a bit. Do you like it, Ronnie? I sure did. I love Beverly Hills. I always laugh at Beverly Hills until the end of the season when I'm curious

But um, yeah, I was still laughing. I love the ability of everybody on this show to make it everything about themselves Like every single even to read at one point. I was like, oh to read it's not about you and it was about her Like the storyline is literally about her and I was like, oh god, give me a break to I was like, Oh, no, it's actually her story line. So she's out. And by the way, I just want to congratulate everyone who watched for making it through. I know we all had to sip through a teddy melon camp cameo. So, you know, we all deserve a little round of applause for making it through that. So that was rough. It's a thirsty cameo coming in with hair like Kyle and a top like Rina. Oh, it through that. So that was rough. Congrats. It's a thirsty cameo coming in with hair like Kyle and a top like Rina.

Oh, it was just it was sad. And like taking video the whole time for her insta. I was like, oh, the fast, the steady. Yeah. So with that being said, we open up at Crystal's house with a close up of a tea towel. It's one of those joke tea towels where it says, I'm not bossy. I just have better ideas.

I love tea towels that aren't really jokes. And that's one of them, you know, like I have one that says, get the fuck out of my kitchen. Not a joke, but people are like, Oh my God, what a funny towel. I'm like, no, really? Get the fuck out of my kitchen. Get out. Like, I don't need you here. I love a truthful towel. I'm like no really get the fuck out of my kitchen get out like I don't need you here My only tea towel that has a joke on it our friend Amanda gave me but I can't remember the joke It's something about Bri always bring my baby or something like that. I don't know But I appreciate it and the last is bring my baby. No, I don't think that's what it was

But it says something about Bri terrible No, I don't think that's what it was, but it says something about B. Terrible town. The towel has some issues. We're in listing the towel in therapy. Ma'am, social service is here. I'm sorry to stop by, but we heard you're asking people to breathe your baby. So the towel gets pulled out of the house with its curlers in it.

It's like, no, no, no. There's going to be a mess at lunch. I need to be there. The towel gets pulled out of the house with its curlers and it's like no, no, no! There's gonna be a mess at lunch. I need to be there! So, Crystal is getting ready with Lucy to have people over. They're putting crackers and cheese. You know, a lot of shit people aren't gonna eat. And Lucy's like, Blue Cheese stinks. Like, yes, Lucy. There's another towel. The towel's by Lucy. The truth towels. The nice cottage industry for Lucy, making tea towels.

So Doreet walks in and she's like, hello, my darling. I left myself in, which I thought was sort of a curious twist in her story line. It's sort of an ironic moment for to read, letting herself in. So she's there and then all the girls are arriving. You're shaking your head. I'm shaking my head because it's true. I'm shaking my head in that damn, but also like yeah, you don't only do that.

Also something you would never do in Texas, by the way, just walk through somebody's house. We don't work the same way here. You'll be dead. So people start arriving in Garcell Cums and Crystal is wearing, you know, Crystal's fashion is very like pre, what's that Catholic thing?

It's like a bar mitzvah, but for Catholic people. A confessional? No, confirmation? No Or it's like a bar mitzvah, but for Catholic people a confessional no Confirmation. Yeah, it's a no, it's my I had confirmation. We were a Piscopalian. No, it's the when you go Catacas no they cat it cat it no my friend Was supposed to have one for her nephew last week and I had to got canceled got canceled, it's the, oh, it's coming at the wafers. You know, you gotta get the dress. You get the girls get the dress and it's your communion. The answer is communion.

No, no, not communion. Communion is what you take every night. I'm sure, I can only do so much for you. It's not a Kinsen era. Oh my God, people are hitting their steering wheels right now. I'm so sorry guys, I should know that. It's not capitalism, right? For a perim spiel.

Yeah, whatever. But that's like she, the kids ceremony. Let's just say that like a capitalism. No, that's when you're baby. Well, it doesn't have to be in your face. Is it a bros? Is the answer a bros? Basically, crystal fashion would fit in on any 12-year-old at any one of those events.

Is it merely just a screening of doubt? Take your 12-year-old to doubt, Day. I have so many doubts. Crystal, yeah, she dresses like a little girl, in other words. And Crystal's like, you don't have to wear. In other words, and Garstelle's like, you don't have to wear a baby doll dress for us to realize how young you are. I mean, it just makes her look like she's 12. I want to give her a lollipop. I mean, while all of a sudden there's hammering outside, it's like Lisa Rina probably trying

to build something to rival Kathy Hilton's closet. So I apologize. I'm just getting something done on her face at this point. They're just chiseling boom. I'm sorry for everyone hearing the hammering. There's nothing I can do about it. This is construction. So Kyle is like, oh, Carstell was Kathy on your show today and girls are like, yes.

And they're all like, oh Your Chicago everybody gas never went so fake on this, was she on your show? Yes, she was oh my god Your show she was on your show Camping on your show today. Yes, extras from Oklahoma. Yes so we see a clip of the show and Kathy looks slightly confused like always like what am I doing here? Like she just like she's in the deli but she doesn't remember being in the deli but somebody hands her a turkey sandwich and she just looks at it like.

It's like she's thought she was going to an Adele concert but she went up in a deli instead and she's like confused and trying to piece it together. They do both have turkey sandwiches out there, but Ryan is that in my head? So yeah, so Garth saw's like on the show, you see a flashback, she's like, so you're planning Paris's wedding, how's that going? And she goes, oh yeah, did you ask VP

for Friday and Saturday night? She goes, I didn't get an invite Paris's wedding, how's that going? And she goes, oh yeah, did you ask VP for Friday and Saturday and night she goes, I didn't get an invite to the wedding. I got an invite to the shower, Kathy. And she's like, oh, okay, I got to check with everybody because a lot of people are not getting their invitations of Friday and Saturday, which flies. Everyone always says that flies. Okay, people get their invitations.

The Gatys is just too rich to know whether the poor is whether the lady got the invitations out or not. So then we come back and who's coming? We're Sutton guys. We're Sutton and Kyle's like Sutton, Sutton left town. I was just with her. She's starting to catch me a line guy. So she's not here.

And then we see Eric is like pissed off face and we just get an Eric. And I'd like to think all those Ss is at the end of the tea stand front. Slander. Don't worry, I won't do it all day. So that was my one slander for the day. Okay. You can do it as much as you want, Ronnie. You slander it up. Okay. I'll join you. So Kyle is making everybody go to Lakinta a fucking game. We always have to go to Lakinta now to celebrate something Kyle. And this one is another store. It's called Kyle and poor ass put upon Shaheedah to.

Poor Shaheedah. Poor Shaheedah. And poor poor Shaheedah. And poor poor Shaheedah. And poor poor Shaheedah. And poor poor Shaheedah. And poor Shaheedah. And poor Shaheedah. And poor Shaheedah. And poor Shaheedah. It's what this story should be called. As we see.

Kyle does no work by Shahida. Yeah, Kyle has been trying to make Likin to happen. It is no Bluestone manner. It is no, it's not even Ramona's mansion. Okay, it's not, if there were another notable, it's not even the Gorgas Beach House. It's just, it's just a big house with cold tile. Okay.

So, Bage-Tile. Bage Brown. Like there was one season with the house, like, amazing. They had like a night party there and it was open and it was like, oh, this is beautiful. But ever since then, I'm like, nah.

It's a big house where a lot of salmon is cooked poorly. Okay, that's what's happening there. So, I was making sure everyone was gonna come and we're gonna go, yeah, you're opening another store. Another wine. And then Kyle goes, I'm sorry, Kyle goes, she goes, hey guys, you guys, have you heard our voice mail today? I don't know why she said our voice mail.

I don't know if they have a communal voice mail. What makes you like the voice mail and she put it in their group chat Yeah, she goes it'll make you cry and then she plays this voice mail from Dree crying saying like I'm having a bad morning Kyle. I'm having a rough morning. I mean she's like she's saying she has chest pain She's like crying and Kyle's like broadcasting this for everyone to listen. I'm like, kind of feel like that was a private moment. I don't know. Yeah, I feel like that's not something you sent to the group chat, Kyle. This happened to read, excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. And so Kyle plays this voicemail of Dorit crying and saying she's having a panic attack while Dorit's peeing and then Dorit comes back and it's awkward. I just think that's such a

weird thing to do like Someone walks out of the room so you're gonna play a voice meld him crying that morning because they're clearly, you know having PTSD it's just a strange classic Kyle thing. Yeah, and the poor voice smells like Kyle I'm having trauma today. I took a Zinex and it didn't help. Well, PK told me we'll see Zanax. I had chocolate peanuts and nuggets. I don't want to say didn't satisfy me, but Jesus can't allow me to get a map around here. The funny thing about Zanax is that I didn't realize it comes in a tall canister with the man that l'm mustache in the front and it shaped like a little chip. How interesting. Thank God PK has that. It's just like a milky way, you know, Halloween size.

Just where there's originals. Yeah. So, yeah, so anyway, so they asked to read. When she gets back, they ask how she's doing. She's saying it's been like really hard and the Zanax isn't helping and she doesn't know how to manage her panic attacks, but she says she doesn't want to, and it will not affect her the rest of her life. And when it's like,

you can call us any time, any time you need us, because I'm sure we'll probably be with Harry Hamlin. That's reassuring, right? The so-called, like, okay, because we're both gonna be in the Quinta, I just to make sure we're all good. So I had a conversation with Satan yesterday and it was intense. I'm not trying to spark any more problems, but I'm just telling you about my conversation, okay? We were talking about to read, and she said that, you know, she's having a bad time, and like, it's just like her reaction was so strange.

And she said, well, I'm sorry, I didn't have a gun put to my head. And it's like, it's just like her reaction was so strange. And she said, well, I'm sorry, I didn't have a gun put to my head. And it's like, boom, boom, boom. And it's like close-ups of everybody's face being like, oh, oh, oh, oh, another store, another store. We've moved on right now. We've moved on. She doesn't realize. This is so classic, Kyle Richards.

She wants to make sure everything is good and that there's not gonna be any drama because by the way, I wanna share this story, that's gonna create drama and friction. Like there was no drama, everyone was fine. No one knew that Sutton had said this thing to you, but now you're sharing it. Under the strange, stirring shit up

under the strange guys of wanting to make sure there's no shit that's been stirred up. Right, and also on a day where we just wanna make Doreet feel good. Guys, can we just make Doreet feel good today? Doreet, Satan was a real shithead about your tragedy. Okay, everybody, what's up? Hugs.

Eric is like, oh yeah, fucking killing me. And Kyle's like, I just thought it was really insensitive honestly. I'm just sharing a conversation I had. That's all, not stirring shit up, just sharing a conversation. And to read it's like, that's a tattoo insensitive, if you ask me. And Chris says, listen, I think we should be having this conversation with her here. I just feel uncomfortable talking behind her back. I can't speak for her.

I don't want to feel like I can't speak for her. I don't want to feel like I need to speak for her. And we're like, well, I don't think I'm going to bring it up. And they're like, you need to heal the read, you need to heal from this. The first tragedy, but not the new something tragedy did she really sigh. She's so rich in that flammable, I don't know what I am like Erica Aren't you the lady who calls people to see word and like screams at them? You don't know what I'm going through it back when they ask how your son is shut up over there Yeah, Sarah

So now It's time to go off to Palm Springs. So Kyle is, it's like a new day and Kyle is, she's bringing a whole bunch of bags to her car and she ups it up and her dog just like jump in and they of course are crazy because Kyle's dogs have always been crazy like the moment she opens the door there was like a running round everywhere which I know dogs are prone to do anyway. That's like dog nature but her dogs do it. Like, it's always a thing with those dogs. And I just sort of, I always have so much frustration with Kyle that I'm never annoyed at the dogs.

Kind of like, that's the dogs. But this is the first episode where I was like, wait a second, no, this is Kyle, as we'll see later in the episode, but here they are being wild, jumping all over the car, et cetera. And Kyle. I guess what the golden is doing.

Guess what the fucking addict golden is doing, running around with a fucking ball on its mouth because that's all gold and can do, okay? They're obsessed with those things. I'm obsessed. Fucking bambi, the addicts, bambi is the ball addict. Anyway, Kyle calls Shaheeda and is like, oh, I'm going to come to the store, I'll be there around four o'clock, you know, for the big opening.

So then Kyle tells us, when I opened my Beverly Hills store, the retail world was going amazingly, and there weren't any Halloween movies on the horizon. So then we opened up another store, and another store was almost like my store's were the Halloween franchise itself, just another sequel and another and another,

but then the retail world came crashing down, but the Halloween world got rebooted. Anyway, the point is, number one movie in America. Thank you. I love they show the clip of Kyle opening a store and she's showing her like gay assistant or her gay worker or whatever this kid who's so excited to be working for Kyle Richards. You know, and who wouldn't be? Even I would be, you know, and I can't stand her. But she's like, okay, this is how you wipe down the case. And you have to keep the cloth up here on the glass. Do not catch your grubby hands on the vintage Chanel. And he goes,

yeah, I was like, that kid is excited. Just the noises that came out of his mouth. I was like, that kid is excited. Just the noises the game out of his mouth. I was like, yeah, I was girl, congrats. Congrats on the gig. So Shahita calls and well, no, she calls Shahita in the car. And she's like, hi, Shahita is Kyle Richards, who's showing up two hours before the show is supposed to open. I hope everything's going okay. And she just like, oh, listen, it's not ready yet, but I promise it's

going to be ready. It's going to be ready. And Kyle's like, oh my God, I can't even, like how you're not even there. Okay. You're going to go right before the store opening. Get off Sheehanus asks. You're stopping at Jack in the box. You should go directly to Sheehanus for crying out loud. So she explains that she just wanted to have one brick and mortar store and they wanted to do it someplace That was less expensive where there's less risk. So you think okay, I don't know like boys or something No, going to La Quinta. I guess she's opening up in La Quinta

For the huge fashion market that exists there So I think she just wanted to have her name on a storefront. I think she just really likes seeing her name out there And who could blame her to be honest? So anyway, now everyone else is packing. And Garcell's packing and she gets this big crystal butterfly wing thing that's gonna like, save off bad energy and invaders. And then we go over to Erica, where she's in glam with Mikey. And he's like, so we were conspiring yesterday and I know that we wore this in Vegas.

It is so loud over here. I apologize. I could barely even hear myself talking as I try to do Mikey voice. You just take it from here. Okay, so Mikey has that unfortunate job of having to explain to somebody every day five times a day that they're poor now. Like she just doesn't get it, right? So he's like, so we're conspiring and I know that we wore this in Vegas for somebody every day five times a day that they're poor now. Like she just doesn't get it, right?

So he's like, so we're conspiring. And I know that we wore this in Vegas for Christina Aguilera, fun times yes, icon, remember. But we haven't worn it in years. That could be cute today in America's like, ssss, slime, bzzz, like no, it could be cute. I mean, what if, and she's like, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, bzz mean, what if... And she's like, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH only resell to buy new things for myself, not for any offends or widows, but I can't do that right now because I got the bankruptcy trustees and I've been fortunate enough to have

a lot of great things so wearing them twice is not the worst thing. Again, I just wanted to have a consultation with a PR person, just a 10 minute coffee, five minute coffee, just standing in line at Starbucks with someone who works in PR, please. We're also the lie person. She needs a consultant. She needs to go to a lie session because you can't even lie well. I mean, the rest of this episode, she's like,

oh, really? Well, I was proved innocent and everything. And all of those articles was proved to be false about me. Really? So why can't you self-shit then? Yeah, that's true. You just said you can't because of the bankruptcy, because shut up, Erica.

So then she's like, well, what about that green felt thing over there? He's like, Freda Mahara? No, Erica. She's like, I love you too much. Let you do that. So back in, like,

Iinta Kyle is throwing balls with the dogs. Ronnie, I mean, she's in a naveler. She's a big naveler. It's Kyle. She's really rich in that dog up. Yeah. And so, but you know what's a good thing about those dogs? They know that they're addicts.

They accept it. And they don't. High functioning. They're high functioning, and they don't really drag you down with them. The dogs like, throw one ball for me on the golf course and they don't. High functioning. They're high functioning and they don't really drag you down with them. The dog's like, throw one ball for me on the golf course and then go inside. And she does.

Bambe catch is the dog and it's like walks inside happily. It's managing its disease, which, you know, baby steps. Hi, baby steps. So Kyle starts talking about, she's like talking, she's paid some with Mauricio and stuff and she's just telling us that after what they were burglarized, it took her six months to feel safe in her home again

and she would be in bed and she would imagine people coming into her house. So she can't even imagine what it was like for Duree who actually saw the man in her bed. So she's, you know, she's feeling things. Then we go over to Erica's house, and everyone was gathering. Of course, since clearly since Erica's wearing some sort of burberry thing, then Rina has to show up in Burberry also. Rina's got like the Burberry bucket hat or whatever.

So of course, of course, Rina is going to copy what Erica's going for. And Erica's like, I've got to be honest, I've not really had very good luck in luck in duck and we got a flashback to last season of her beauty. Ha, just that a moment. That's going to be a lot. She's like, I have PTSD, so I'm going to have a drink because my storyline this year's alcoholism. And Rima is like, let's do a rowdy So aren't we so fun and spontaneous decided on the fly to have a rowdy And I just so happen to have the right number of novelty Rody glasses for Marshall's here that worked out real well So Diana and Crystal come and Diana's face is like oh hello, no, it's neutral closet for

Nice I can't wait to see the rest of house I'm gonna just keep going Rody we're gonna just keep going. Rody! We're gonna have a Rody! You wanna Rody? I can have a Rody! Diana's like, what is this Rody? Oh, is this what you go to?

Is this when you go to flyover state and just buy roads? I'll do that, sure. She's like, I don't know what it is, but I'll take one. And then she does her weird like big lips squint thing at the camera. I know. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So now they're all on the car.

I hand in one car. It's like Diana and Crystal. And Diana's like, oh, I bought you something or made wet. Because I'm a hypoglycemic. And if I start to feel it, I need carbs and carbs and carbs. And then in the other one, they're just all binging on fries. Yeah. And crystals like, yeah, so like Palm Springs, right?

I mean, the outlets are great. You got an outlet here and Palm Springs, you plug it into outlet, yes? She's like, no, the outlet. What is this outlet? Is it belly button. It's not inside Creative outlet. I'll be painting. I don't understand this idea She's like have you ever been to pumps, you know when you go to Palm Springs

What is is this like a type of mattress a Palm Springs as mattress made of palms? I'm so confused Crystal's like outlets is where you get discount designer things and she's oh no no and she tells us I don't go shopping. I have clothes and my house by designers. I keep what I like and I sent back what I don't like and then I pay for it. There's nothing humble about it. Yeah I need to own it. And by own it, I mean, not the humble parts. I mean clothing, I need to own them.

Oh, and then she does her mouth, like her full mouth, her mouth, her, her mouth, they're so crazy. And now we've got Kyle, who's always looking the corners of her mouth, like, and now we've got Diana. He's like, was looking the corners of her mouth like, and now we've got Diana, who's like, So then the women basically all arrive. And because some of them are gonna stay at the hotel

that's on the Luckenship property, it's gonna be Diana and Chris on the Sun in the hotel. And everyone else is going to Kyle's house and everything. Yes, because Kyle's already announced that Doreet gets the victim, the victim suite. Wait, wait, who did she get the victim suite to? Dariq, right? Erica.

Oh, I don't know, but last year it was Erica. Whoever's going through trauma at the moment is going to get that suite. Yes. So then Diana, meanwhile, she gets to the hotel and she has sent her team ahead of time. She always sends her team ahead of time to check out the place and set it up and they make it better. And she says, because we learn that she doesn't like her back towards the doors, she always like to have her back

against the wall and the bedding and everything has to be checked out, which means that they probably bring their own bedding and she says, that way everywhere I go, it feels like home. I'm like, well, then why are you going anywhere? What's the point? Go to the living room. You know, there's all these shady rumors about her.

I have not done enough research, and I haven't read that much about it. And I don't know if they're true or not. I will say this, innocent people generally don't insist on being sat facing doors. Like, I've only heard of this in Godfather movies, besides. Yeah. So then we go over to, and I love the, the assistant telling people, yeah, she, she can't sit by doors and, uh, she needs pillow stuff and the, and the new assistance, like, okay, I'm totally normal. So then Kyle is still yelling at Bambi over there. She needs pillow stuff and the new assistant's like okay

Totally normal so then Kyle is still yelling at bambi over there So bambi get over here. Well bambi is on the golf course I mean like someone's gonna be golfing and be like there's a pile of dog should hear why is there a pile of dog Just because there is some like totally un un What is it? What's the word, unsomthing, untrained, un-cute, un-cute, un-cute, un-cute, so a dog without boundaries, okay? There is a dog that's a-

A band of foundation dogs without boundaries. If you're gonna, if you're gonna have a golden retriever on the golf course, you have to put up an invisible fence or something. That is not right to have your, your poop in golden retriever just run around on whole, whole 12, okay? You know that Bambi is the only person with the only dog with their picture up in the, like, little golf grill for getting a hole in one. You know it.

Go, Bambi. I believe it Bambi Bambi Bambi probably has some identity issues to sort through because she's been named after a deer and she but she's a dog You know, it's a whole thing a way a deer with a very tragic life by the way, you know, yeah, we're saying bus or heart Well, so this explains the ball addiction I bames She just needs a release. So, Garcell gets to the house and to read answers. And she's wearing some of Kyle's pajamas and a little, you know, it just looks beautiful.

And Garcell's like, I'm glad you came. I'm glad you came early and had some time. And it's like, oh, these are from Kyle's store, you know. I better need someone to fix the back. I just felt so good to get dressed today because I have none of that love and enjoyment I used to have for Carl's. I look in the mirror and I have no desire to make myself look like a Barbie doll. You know, I put this frock on and I thought, I looked at myself in the mirror and I thought, gee, this can't be my life wearing this Kyle Byser-Head of Stupid Getup. This is the last day, back to good looking clothes tomorrow.

So, yeah, it's just, Jareet looks stunning. Like her makeup is perfect, her hair is perfect and she's like, look at me, putting no effort in the end of the animal. Like, you're in a mouth, like, you don't have a capri hanging out of your mouth, you know and like some you know mustard on the side of your face Who like she's not her alert down to here. She's making it sound like that But she's just like stunning like look at me Yeah, it's not like she's Goldie Hahn in the beginning of death becomes her, you know, yes So I know I'm like that's you depressed girl. the beginning of death becomes her, you know. Yes.

So I know I'm like, that's you depressed girl. I need to give you some depression. Let's come over. I'm over. Also, you had to do it. So now the women are all getting into glam for this big store opening and, you know, and then Crystal goes over to Son's place and I'm like, wow, you're so tall. Do you want some breath spray? She's like, wow, you're so tall.

Do you want some breath spray? She's like, do they still make breath spray? She's like, no, but I'll just ask again, do you want some breath spray? Basically she's saying that Crystal's breath stinks. So Crystal's like, so just so you know, I had some of the girls over for cocktails and Kyle brought it up that you had a conversation with her

and I wanted to talk to you about it privately because we're on this path of our friendship and I like it and you know There's a transparency blah blah blah. So Kyle was really upset and it sounded like you said something insensitive like Sorry, I didn't have a gun to my head. Was it something like that? Sutton girl kid. What is with people and Kyle like? Just say it like why do we need all those lines just say I had drinks with the girls and Kyle told everybody that you made some shitty comment about to read like yeah, just say it She's like well, I believe in transparency and friendships and you know the thing is about on our journey to become friends Like I really need to reach down and like connect with you at a level and say like

We you may be possibly insensitive. It's for fuck's sake, you said a horrible thing, okay? What did you mean? So she's like, well, you know, that burglary freaked me out because I also had a burglary in my house when I was 14. So I'm just, you know what, I'm just, I'm uncomfortable with all this. I'm uncomfortable, that's what it is.

Just like rolling her face. I mean, the face roller to come back out. She needs to definitely channel her discomfort through that face roller instead of her words. So, Sun's like, my mother woke up when this man was in the front of my door and she screamed out to her father to get the gun. So, it's not not so much to wake up and you never forget it. So, which I thought was kind of like it was interesting earlier in the episode to reach like I will not I will not I'm gonna move past this I will not keep being you know taken down by this and sounds like you'll never forget. So

suddenly it's like sometimes I say things like when I'm freaked out because you know I just don't like to think about it you know that that's just my that's my thing you know and then she just talks about more about how like the home invasion, you know, the home invasion and her father suicide really traumatized her. And so that's why she doesn't really like talking about invasions and guns. Yeah. And crystals like, well, I don't think anybody would want to be stirring this stuff up with Duret being so fragile anyway. Yes, they would. She started up right when Duret was fragile yesterday. Why wouldn't she today? And something's like, well, then they probably wouldn't have said it in the first place. If that was the case. And Crystal

is like, I'm sure it's going to be fine. She's like, mm-hmm. Can't wait. Can't wait for this one. I guess we know what time it is. It's terrorizing Crystal time. Good. But I'm a big girl panties to get terror razzed by bitch ladies. So then we go over to Kyle Store. So Kyle comes in two minutes before this opening and this is exactly the same as when Kyle had that awful fashion show two years ago, whatever.

And they're setting up this place and Jihita's like running around everywhere. Teddy Melon camp is there for some reason. I don't know why. And Kyle is looking around andita's like running around everywhere. Teddy Melon camp is there for some reason. I don't know why. And Kyle is looking around and she's like, oh my God, where's the flowers? Where's the this? Where's the dress?

This should be here, this should be brown, that should be white, this should be light, this should be dark. She's doing that just the thing that we all hate, which is that the supervisor just comes in the last second and rearranges all the stuff that they don't like when they could have done it a Literal day or two beforehand. I mean everyone's life easier. All right, so wait you take credit for about your work

You didn't do you come in move things two inches to the right and then say look how hard I worked on getting the store together You know, yeah, like if it weren't for me, you know, I love right I love the Teddy desks because they show Teddy. I don't even think you heard Teddy said hi. Say hi, right? Like they didn't show Teddy. Like you wouldn't be even known had someone not said, Teddy's here, you know? Yeah, because she looks different and they gave her zero lines. I was cracking up.

So one line, one line when you talk to Garsell, like, I like that, Rose, something like that. So Kyle goes up to Sheheeda and she's like how how is everything and she does like The stress level side she was the stress levels high where the things that were supposed to be up there and where the fresh flowers I'm about to die right now. I'm about to die You know normally people have a lot of time to open a store, but not me of course not me Like you probably had enough time. You just were just organized. Yes. So then Rina is back at the house said she's trying on Erica's Panther ring, Cartier

Panther ring thing. And I'm like, this is heavy. I didn't realize how heavy this was. So heavy. Hey, heavy ring. Do you want a roadie. Hello, brothers. Yeah, well, that's the cardiest auto set because that bitch Diana has five of them. Oh, so, um, you can tell Crystal Diana and Sutton are talking. They've gathered and Diana's right. She's like, uh, hello, I brought the, um, these, uh, square thing, uh, you put in machine at, uh, place when you, uh, the express American, uh, your AMX, yes, because you know, we're supposed to buy something, right?

I literally, I never been to store my life. So I don't really know how it works, but I hear you bring small rectangle thing and they give you brown paper thing thing but things inside of it and you go home. So interesting. You have no idea what you were doing. Oh my god. You're the one-up in Erica's. I'm the bender of bike, mafam. Yeah. So then over at the place, let's see, everybody starts arriving at the store and Kyle is twirling around in some weird like pleather amazon pants with one of her Mrs. Roper robes over it, you know, whatever flits you about. And Diana walks into the store like she wants into Erica's home, like just just pull noodles and they see that.

That's all noodles. She's so confused. It's like she has been living with a pack of wolves' role life and it's like her first introduction into human society and she's like, whoa, so the store has walls and peoples and ceiling, this blowing my mind. Blowing my mind right now. She tells us, this is my first store opening. I've never been to one. And then we see a clip of her telling Rina,

oh, you know, I don't shop. I'm allergic to stores. Yeah. So then we see Kyle with sudden. So Kyle is pissed at sudden. And sudden is now pissed at Kyle because Crystal told her what Kyle said. So they are just very faked each other.

So Kyle's like, oh, how was Texas? She goes, uh, uh, it was whirlwind. Mm-hmm. Is a whirlwind? Congratulations, though. Congratulations. And they just have this like very, very phony hug. Yes.

Well, actually, no, they actually, I'm sorry, they have the phony hug later. I apologize. They just are just being regular phony right now. Yes. And Erica goes up in hugs, she heita, which I thought was really nice because everybody else always just kind of pretends shehita's not there, you know. And Erica's like, hello, she's about you. And Gersel is talking to Sutton. There like has been forever blah, blah, blah. And then Rina makes her Rina entrance. Hello, Sadden.

Ha ha ha. Sadden, hello Sadden. Hello Sadden. Ha ha ha. Yeah, and then she's like, look at this store. This is a store. Look how fabulous.

I love the ceiling. I love this, the ceiling. Look, is that a ventilation? Is there central air in here? I love the air flow in here. Look at the hinges on this door. Great choice. Great choice. So then we don't see Teddy. Okay, we just see we just see Garcego. Oh, hi, Teddy. I like your hair. Does your husband like it? And then it cuts away. I'm like, man, they really do Teddy dirty and

it cracks me up. So then Diana is like, this is very pretty stuff even I would wear this stuff around um my house. I kind of was won over by Diana in that moment because I love when people are so wealthy they don't even realize they're being shady. It's like that Caroline Fleming level. Although the difference is that Caroline Fleming was born into the aristocracy and so if she's said she's never been to a store or all these things, I believe it. Diana forgets about the part of the story where she was poor until she was like 25 or 26. Oh, she doesn't forget. was like 20s five or 26. I was like, you were not poor.

I got show remind you every five goddamn minutes. When it's convenient. The I don't believe, I think the lady's totally foolish and I am cracked up by it, you know. Yeah. So Kyle gives her speech, you know, she's like, I'm so proud to have a story here on the desert. You know, it really didn't feel real until yesterday. Yeah, because you haven't done shit. Yeah, yesterday. And she talks about how she's got so many balls

in the air. And Erica goes, nothing left balls. No, what laughs? She's like, 11 balls bits not gonna work today. So fuck you, what kind of? What kind of? Yeah, all 12 fake Kristen Chenowicz that are there are like, don't get the ball humor. So then Kyle is like, I'm just like really proud and I just really, really appreciate all your support for being here tonight. And I know you guys could have been doing anything else

like watching the number one movie in America, Halloween. So thank you, thank you, thank you. So then she tries to cut the ribbon. They've got like a ceremony, you know, the ceremonial ribbon and she's got the novelty scissors, but she can't even cut her ribbon. And she's like, oh no, what does this mean? It means your store sucks, Kyle.

It sucks. The scissors are telling you, this is, this is not a symbolic moment. This is a cosmic moment. Just close it, close the door. The ribbon is like, please don't do this to looking to please. So, sudden gives a big hug to Doreet. And she's like, oh, my little bunny.

And Doreet goes, how was the piece in this street? And she's like, what was good? It was fast, how are you? How are you? Pat, pat, pat, with, you know, that stuff. And she's like, well, I've had a really, really, really rough couple of knots. Although, do you chocolate coat Xanax now? So that's been a shame. And Sun goes, yeah, of course. Well, I'm trying to apologize. I'm a very sincere person and as we all know the most sincere people Advertise that and I would never want to be insincere with you, okay?

And to reach like, but I think that I'm saying I'm sorry. I didn't have a gun put to my head. I was a little bit like G G G G G G And so it's like that was a terrible thing to say and look I get sensitive about guns and it triggered me No, but I'm intended and when I get upset I just I say weird things and I get uncomfortable and then I say weird things about being uncomfortable And then it's just snowballs and I'm really sorry. I did not mean it that way in our apologize dream. And, um,

the dream's like, thank you. And when I'm glad you're all here today with me. And so that seems to have worked out, right? Yeah. So the Erica and Diana are over at the bar getting drinks. And Seton tells Garsell that, uh, that Crystal is gonna have Diana pay for all of her stuff.

So Garsell's like, hey Diana, what about the rest of us? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And Erica's, Erica's a little less joking about it. She basically is like, hey Diana, do you have the jasp of one of these rings? Yeah, it's like black. And Diana's like, she said, Diana's like, no, I don't know, she's like black. And Diana's like, she said, Diana's like, no, I don't know.

She's like, well, can you get me one? Can you please get me? She's like, no, she says, she says, I need someone in my life to get this ring. And that person is you, please get the ring. And she's like, okay, we order it right now. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Eric is like, I can't afford it,

but maybe in the future, no, no, no, I get it for you. Now, by the way, did Sutton last year, did Sutton buy Erica that, like Bentley or whatever it was, or did she just go with Erica to buy it? By the way, the Bentley? Didn't, didn't, didn't Sutton, before they were, before they were not friends, didn't Sutton and Erica go off like car shopping together?

No. Oh. I thought they did. I- Was that Carsell? I don't know. I don't know. Oh no, it was Erica.

It was Erica, but it wasn't- it wasn't Erica buying the car. It was Sutton buying the car. No, that was Carsell. Yeah. I don't remember. Yeah. She took Erica to a spa day, never mind. Oh yeah. I was just going to- I was like, maybe don't know. She took Erica to a spa day, never mind. Oh yeah.

I was like, maybe this is just enough evidence I need to have a monologue about Erica using people for money. No, I don't think so. I was like, wait, I would hold on to evidence like that, wouldn't I? But so then Crystal is asking Kyle if the store helps her with her shopping obsession and kind of like, no, I mean, it doesn't really help me with the shopping, but it really does help because

it's like creative and I'm super creative. And so it's nice to have an outlet for my creativity. I'm like, wow, that folding the red carpet under the regular welcome mat really expanded those wings out, Kyle. Yeah. Wow. Diane von Furstenberg, you've done wonderful work here with your store. Like showing up five minutes beforehand and bossing everyone around to move the flowers. Wow, that clear.

We're real solid over there. So then she's like, you know, but being creative with I've just more at myself. I'm more at peace. You know, and it makes me kindered everyone else. And suddenly it's like, oh, in that nice, it sure does make you nicer. And they like fake kiss and hug. And suddenly starts doing like a stabbing the back thing and Kyle's back. And Kyle's like, what are you doing back there?

I know you're doing something. She goes, I'm stabbing you in the back. Calm. That's what I'm doing. Yeah, Kyle goes, well, I'm sure you're having me behind the back and Sun goes, well, you pull mine out first and she goes, well, I do everything up front to your face. I say everything up front to your face, except for all the stuff that I've literally said behind your back for the past three seasons.

So, I like Carl's signal. It's like, I do it right to your face and behind your back. I'm a good person. I'm a completionist, I get both sides. Oh, so they just, they just like do another fake like padding thing and give each other dirty looks. It's time for commercial, it's time for a crap and commercial. So then at home at, at Lakinta, Bambi, River, Gustavo. I was like, who's Gustavo? That's the bartender.

It's like, wow, thanks for putting him in the same sentence as the dogs. I know, seriously. So they walk in and Diana's like, animals of my weakness. I just love killing them anyway. So Diana, she's like, just kidding. So Diana is announced. Kyle asks what Diana signs. She says that she's a Leo and that she's born on August 23rd right right around your birthday, Ronnie. Yeah. She has a lot of you

and Diana can have a joint birthday party. The sole conversation is so weird because she goes, I love animals and Kaga's, oh yeah, oh, what sign are you? Because you know, the signs determine whether or not you love animals, I guess. And she goes, Leo, fire, fire. She's okay, so your birthday, the 23rd of August. And she goes, like, um, isn't that Virgo? Okay, so your birthday the 23rd of August I was like um Isn't that Virgo just no no no I have charts done all the charts No actually August 23rd is Leo. No, I think that's Virgo just charts many charts many many astrologers Kyle many charts

Person with store. Pretty sure, pretty sure. Pretty sure it's a yo because I seem to remember thinking that Leo season begins exactly two months before the premiere of Halloween. So I don't know, I'm pretty sure about that. Okay, I was like, well, who am I? And you don't want to argue with Diana. When in this world, like she's rich, which mean if she's the richest,

nobody argues with her, right? That's like real housewives of Beverly Hills. But also the way she looks for face is terrifying. I can't, I can't get over it. She's like, no, I talked to a astrologer, a sky. And I was like, okay. Well, I don't wanna interfere with Diana coming up with her own astrological dates. I mean, hey, be whoever you wanna be. That's very Virgo of her, actually.

So. So then Diana starts showing videos of her baby to everyone and she's saying that she has like six embryos left and she wants to have all the babies, et cetera. And Kyle is saying how she's like really excited for Farrah to finally have a baby. But she's like, but I feel like I We love them get pregnant. We love a baby shower I'm a good time invite me to your wedding your bra mitzvah your cat a kiss and whatever wanted whatever word running was trying to figure out earlier I'm a good time. I'm a good time and then they show a clip of Rina bending her bony ass over at Andy's Baby shower and death and making everybody dance on the table.

And, um, like, yep, that's what I want on my baby shower. So, so I want, like, they picked the perfect shot for that. So then everybody eats and, um, do, um, let's see, Babby, of course, is doing what you think Babby would do when it's not chewing on a ball. It is walking around eating straight off people's plates. Eating a whole steak, a whole steak off of a runnest plate. I mean, I mean, I'm really was probably pretty relieved, but to be honest, I was like, this is out of control.

Okay, this is, this is bad. And then Storm's just like running up onto the coffee table. Kyle. Kyle. And then you know what Kyle's response is, she goes, well guys, bam, he's gonna steal your food. Like, no, no, no, no, no, that's not how you, it's not like, okay, well that's just how it is.

This is Kyle, I'm I'm furious. That's why it's important to always carry a STEM guide, okay? So, Garsell joins to read and Kyle on the cast and the music stops, which they're like It's about to be dramatic everybody. Well, how could that possibly happen? So Garsell's like, okay, now that we're all here Can we talk about Sutton now that she's actually here? Yeah Garsell Garsell coming into her neck season just firing right away, you know, just stirring that shit right up Yeah, she's like can we just clear the air? I mean while you're looking at me this way and Cal goes

I mean everything I've said I've said to son's face and son's like and I apologize and I mean it I'm as genuine as I can be because in case you didn't hear I am a very I mean it, I'm as genuine as I can be because in case you didn't hear, I am a very sincere person. Okay. So Kyle goes, I know. Just I am. Yeah, right. Just yes. I am. Listen, I'm as genuine as I can be college. Kyle goes, yeah, I know.

My God, geez. And so Dorit's like, you know, I felt like I was genuine when you apologized and Sun goes, I should never have put myself first over Dorit's problem. I should have, as I like to call it, Kyle did up, you know, I never should have done that. I'm kind of like, there's no way you cannot be empathetic to this story. And she was, listen, I didn't know what your state of mind was. And she goes, but you can always reach out to somebody about something like that. Of course you can.

And it's like, well, I don't know because batteries are really, you know, batteries are important things. And when my father was shot, or when my father shot himself, I didn't want people coming over and calling me. I just didn't, because for me that meant having to be a hostess.

And that's, you know, that's just how I am, you know, and I had not been a month, maybe at home. And even when it's like, you know, everyone's different in how they deal with things, Kyle. Yeah. Like, you don't have to performatively show up at somebody's house with the cameras in front to prove that you're a good friend. Yeah, and I think that's sudden had a point. I mean, everyone reacts differently,

but Sun was saying that like for her, like, you know, she had, when her father passed, she had like all these people coming to the house and she felt like she had to be in hostess mode and she just didn't want that's the last thing that she wanted. And so she didn't want to go over to the reeds because she knew that the re would feel the need to like put out a platter and entertain them and make them feel better. And she goes, and that's not helpful.

And I think actually sudden has like that logic, I think, is totally fair. And Diana's like, can I say something? Stores are as scary as I thought. I had a point in not going. And you know, sudden, I don't know this, but I feel that she's clumsy, you know, with works and behavior. I feel that she's clumsy, you know, with works and behavior. Okay. Right. Just coming right out.

I'm Erica. Erica, who's not clumsy socially at all. It's like leaning back on the couch, chomping on a piece of ice, and she goes, yeah! I know. All of the American needed was a burp at the end of that, you know? It's my favorite version of Erica,

just like bitter and drunk in the corner. That's special. Like that's the Erica that we need. Just like we need the Erica who sits in the corner of the bar who's been there for about 30 years, smoking a cigarette, eating the free popcorn and just adding yeses and that's for sure. To the end of whatever sense is going on around her. That's for sure.

Yes. That is for sure. You come off really weird and wrong, you know? And she does things and she says things and they really do hurt people. Don't don't. Who the fuck are you, lady? And then she tells us, she goes,

I'm very forgiving, but I don't forget hmm a squint so I'm like what does Satan do to you so then we see the clips of Satan saying I would never cancel a table and I am a saying it's classless both of you it's not something that should ever be discussed and we're gonna go it's embarrassing it's embarrassing to the charity and set and sing but I also know what slander is okay slam um what does that have to do with Diana what what has Diana now in the position where she needs to forgive certain yeah I don't know I think Diana just

wanted a color clumsy for a little bit and this is her first opening so she's like she's like I but I do think that the redeeming fact is that you do work on yourself and you apologize. And I hold you now two or three times, apologize. So that's pretty good. And it's unguess, well, I love to apologize. I got the barwrench Jane over there in the corner, just saying her a bit.

A little swamber. You know, and I was in pathetic house, I was. And she goes, no, you weren't. I wasn't in pathetic. And Crystal's like, you know what? This is just like so much hypocrisy. It's like annoying. And Crystal, Garsell's like, you know, oh no,

Crystal tells us it's really inappropriate to tell someone what they feel is wrong. That's the ultimate gaslighting and it makes me untrusting. So Garsell's like, what crystal? Like, what are you mad about now? Crystal goes, she's having a hard time. And Crystal's over there like trying to get some tears going. Mm-hmm.

She goes, this show is so consistent. First you've got Diana sitting over here like, I don't know I forgive but I don't forget like no one did anything to you and now you've got Crystal trying to get tears so she can come in on this you know how everybody's handling Dorit's robbery scene. Yeah well I I appreciated Crystal finding something that she could sort of shoehorn her way into just because I really liked her putting Kyle on the spot. And she's like, she's like,

I express how I was feeling at the cause she brings, it comes back to Coatgate from last year. And she goes, I express how I was feeling. And you guys went on a whole campaign. Every single one of you tried to police my feelings and tell me I was wrong about her intentions.

And we see that every one of them were like, violate is too strong. And Crystal goes, I wasn't giving any understanding. And I was constantly told I was wrong. And like, how come they're not wrong? How come they're not wrong? You know, you said change the word from root to violate it. That's, and that's how I felt.

So now all of a sudden Crystal's in the fight. Like Crystal has arrived this season. And so, I was like, wait, okay, did I think that the word violated was a little extreme? Yes, she just brought a jacket to your room, okay? Yes, I did, and I will say that. But did I think it was rude when she said, I'm sorry, my designer couldn't get into France,

in from France after literally had her life threatened? Yes, you know what? Apple's dornges. I hope everybody listened to that because I'm gonna say it 20 times in the next five minutes. Apple's Dornges. Apple's Dornges. And so then Crystal's like,

but the thing is that you guys all ask me to give Sun the benefit of the doubt, but then you guys all go against her now because it affects you guys. It's like ding, ding, ding. There you go. That's what she was getting at. And that's totally true.

Like now all of a sudden, the benefit of the doubt situation is off the table. I mean, yeah, but I still can't get with Crystal on this. I don't think it's her feelings that were bad last year. Like someone just barging into her room, especially someone she didn't know. But using the words, I felt violated.

Like the way you came in and you were like, what are you doing in here? I made it like creepy. They were saying when you use that wording, you're making it sound like it was a sexual, like a sexual thing or like some kind of perverted thing on Sutton's part. I don't think that's the same really,

but I do think that they're all hypocrites. Yeah, well, they, but I think that she's saying, I think she gets a little off message in this argument, but I think this is the area where the message is the strongest, which is that they're all saying, like, listen, at that time, they said, you have to give Sutton the benefit of the doubt. Like, she wasn't trying to invade your space. She was just trying to drop a jacket off. And now, they're going hard at Sutton. And Chris was like, well, it's funny what happened to giving sudden the benefit of the doubt. Now you guys don't want it because now you guys are angry

at her, the way I was angry at her. I think that's sort of what she's saying, but then it starts to really spiral out of control after this. All right. And she's like, well, I'm just triggered by the whole thing, that's all. And Kyle tells us, well, Chris was just so dramatic

about like every little thing. I mean, I don't know if it's being a millennial or a generation XYZ or whatever, but she just always has something to complain about, okay? So just calm down. She is like so dramatic. And until you've gone into a room where B has flown around in it, you don't have a right to be dramatic, okay? Crazy how dramatic she is.

Okay, boo-boo-boo. As such, it's like, well, I just don't see the correlation between the two things in my mind. I don't see the correlation. Ten of them really? Do I even have a mind? What is a soul? You know, I'm really on a different path these days.

I really just brushed my hair. So, Chris, I was like, well, it's really connected. I appreciate you guys giving me a little grace. And so, Kyle's like, I'm sorry, Crystal, with all due respect, you cannot compare this situation to that. They're very different situations. This situation needs a lot more defending than that. Okay, going back a year to when I was shooting Halloween and comparing that to when Doreet had a gun in her life when Halloween had been released

This is a very different situation, Crystal. But why didn't you just say fuck you, Sutton? I can't believe you just said that. Cogs, I did say that in many words. I probably added it in apples or oranges kind of a thing as well But and Garth says like as well, but and graces like well I wasn't there, but we can all agree it was insensitive and she's like I was not wrong and I will not apologize I was not wrong and I will not apologize for that. I was like well Kyle your Botox vein is literally on the table right now. Bambi is munching on your bowtops. You call him. Kyle, Kyle, who has been accusing

Crystal of being so dramatic as sitting here like having a tantrum. Freez now in her terrible robe from Alibaba. Like freaking out. So it's like, well, one of the biggest lessons I had between me and Crystal was the respect of how someone feels. And I think that is so important. So then Erica's like, my turn.

Did you respect how you treated me last year? I think she's like, oh, well, here we go. Yeah, I had to pick them around to rob it. It's a begun. And see, Erica's like, do you feel anything? I'm not how you treated me. I'm not how you handled all the situations right here in this room, which is really, really, really, but y'all get my boy.

And I'm not how to help this, yeah. I don't know what rooms are in the room. Oh, I thought this was a store because I saw walls, and it was kind of small. It's not a store? I want this wall and a lot of people who are poorer than me. So I thought it was kind of small. It's not a store. I want this walls and a lot of people who are poorer than me. So I thought it was store. I thought it was store.

Little rectangle card from me. Diana, stop swiping your credit card on my cheeks. I'm not a machine. Don't worry, I'll gay. Where does pay? Diana, yes. Whatever, do it. So, so, whatever, do it.

So, so, so, so, I'm like, I feel pretty good about how I handled a situation last year, Erica. And she goes, wow, do you realize everything you said is not true? I believe there's a word for that. What does that word again? Yeah, it's been pretty, the be untrue. Are you aware of that? Oh, okay, Erica.

Erica is really ham-hamping this whole, like, I'm innocent now and everybody knows that it's been all over the papers. Like, no, it hasn't. No, we haven't seen anything like that. And in fact, son says that. Son goes, Erica's been acting like she's been completely exonerated that there are no legal lows.

But for some reason, and for some reason, everyone is believing it. I'm like, of course they are. They couldn't even be bothered to read two senses of the LA Times article. Of course, they're gonna believe whatever they're told. And she says, all I've done was, all I did was ask you questions.

She goes, no, you accused me. We're gonna go, yeah, you called her a liar. And she goes, yeah, you called me a liar. I mean, these, these Kyle, Rina, Jury, Jury's kind of staying out of it mostly for this one, but they are so obvious at this point, you know, just like ganging up on one person. And then they show the clip of this sentence, supposedly saying, Erica's such a big liar. And they said, so you're saying, Erica's a liar. She says, well, I think the Erica has lied to us.

Yes. Erica has lied to you. It was proven millions of times throughout the season. I mean, while Kyle, and Kyle jumps down, Crystal's throat for bringing up something a year ago, but Erica brings up something from last year, crickets. Yes.

So then, uh, something's like, well, do you feel good about how you treated me? Just absolutely big I'd go fast and times again and there's a pattern. There's crystal, there's Erica and now there's Doreen and now it's all certain. Now what is the common denominator in everything we're talking about tonight? Um, well, you've... Bambi have... Bambi's eating all of their steaks. Bambi's eating all of their food.

That is the common denominator. So when I was like, we're getting a little bit away from the issue that has just happened, which was, to reek God help at God boy, she saved herself, and her children's lives and Garcelle never think Harry for the tomato sauce he made her And gristle's like look I don't want to take anything away from that and when it's like you know your feelings are a valid your feelings are about valid And she's wondering why they just can't sit there and be there for Doreet right now

I'm like because that's you guys that's why and you're on a show So it hasn't been about Doreet this whole time This has been about you guys preening for the cameras and then talking about everything the second Doreet leaves the room Yeah, some Doreet's like Goys I'm just trying to understand what's the correlation between what's what happened with me and the upsetting crystal I'm just trying to understand so crystals like you know what I'm done. I'm done and Garza like no No, she doesn't understand she's never going to understand so I'm not gonna talk about it anymore You know there's only so much how you can express how you feel and if someone doesn't accept how you feel you let it go and cause like

But I Argers, I'm just I'm just an argers, I'm just I'm just, are things that Bambi is eating right now actually. Can someone get the root bowl? Thanks. And Carl's like, yeah, but every person here is allowed to dot, dot, dot, dot. And Crystal says, I understand how you feel. Okay, I'm not allowed to feel violated. And Carl's like, Crystal, you're being so dramatic.

Each situation is different. Okay. That's just like, I'm not saying the situations are the same. I'm saying the reaction to this situation is trickering to me, that's all. Yeah, I also really love Kyle's way of defending the accusation that she basically is minimizing how crystal feels and Kyle's response is, you're being so dramatic right now.

Yes. And so, Kyle's like, Crystal, you're being so dramatic. And I understand, but I'm allowed to react to this situation this way, and your situation in another way, okay? And she goes, I'm not going to talk about it anymore. Apple's the orange is! And her self's like, just stop saying apples to oranges.

I mean, it's a different scenario, but it's her feelings. And Crystal goes, my feelings are irrelevant to them. And Dree goes goes that's not true. That's not true, cry baby. And so Crystal's like it is get real and she's like, are you out of your fucking mind? And so Garstelle's like, this is how she feels. You're not validating how she feels right now. And crystal goes, I'm expressing my feelings to you and you're telling me I'm wrong. And to read, you've been through a lot and I don't want to do this with you. So I'm leaving. This doesn't feel like a safe space.

And then it custody to us going really poor choice of words, considering what I've just been through. Okay, not a terrible point, but nine people have said triggering. I know. So, yes, and you did say, I let myself in earlier. So, crystals like, you guys will never validate someone,

someone's feelings unless you and she points at Kyle, she's unless you can understand it. That's the truth. And I was like, not a bad point. I kind of appreciated that. She goes, I've expressed so much about my history, my pain to tell you guys how I feel. And you guys just don't listen. You guys just don't care. And cause like, of course I care. It's just that apples and oranges, apples and oranges. And Doree yells at one point. She's like,

what the fuck are you talking about? She goes like, she goes crazy. So Chris was like, I'm out of here. You know, this is too dramatic. I don't like this, but I just don't want to be here anymore. And Diana's like, well, I've got to go. I'm her bodyguard. So goodbye, store people. Good luck on your, what do they call it? Cell. So this, this store goes on water and sells. Congratulations looking forward to that. So Jareed Psychba so now Jareed and Kyle are doing the slut pig thing where they're standing right above her. They're both standing kind of looking down at Crystal who's still sitting and they're like Jareed Psychba don't watch it to

think don't care about you feeling so deep, what kind of bathroom. And Garce was like, if you care, then just let her have this. Just let her have this. And Garce was like, but your feelings are not validated. And Doreet's like, if I had any idea, you were in this space. And I heard it inside. I want to understand. Life is not a parking garage.

You don't need to be validated, OK? You can do whatever the fuck you want. There's no logic on a parking between. Your families do not always need to be validated, everybody. OK? My families are very rarely validated. I have them anyway, OK? Here's how you combat that.

Instead of getting your cards down, go up to the validator and say, fuck you! Can we fucking think of park where I want, bitch? I think that they just got tangled up in terminology because I think ultimately what Crystal is upset about is that she feels like she was, her feelings are being treated differently than other people's feelings.

And that's, and she wants someone to acknowledge that, yes, that is true. And no one's willing to acknowledge that. So I think, and then when they start talking about validation, it gets like, starts moving into like, you know, pop psychology, et cetera. But, or regular psychology, who knows? So either way, Crystal wins because she leads with a richest person in the room. So congratulations. You did it right. She and Diana and Sun all head off and then Bambi of course.

Of course Bambi is a pop-up counter just like going for that tuna tartar. And by the way, we didn't mention that when the food was served, Kyle was like, you guys, this is like the best restaurant in all of Lakinta. And it was like tuna tartar and everything. And the restaurant was like Tuna Tar Tar and everything and the restaurant was like Mario's Pizza and Grill and I was like enjoy that Tuna Tar Tar from Mario's Pizza and Grill. Oh gosh so then once they're gone Carol's like well I mean I want to validate feelings it's just like everything's been fine with Crystal and then tonight like things are not fine with Chris like I don't get it and Erica

Because well she likes to sweet things under the rug, but the fact is she doesn't feel that way there. She's got arms off Feelings and you know what the truth was discovered tonight Non-Slander so Diana's like Thanks And sometimes like the bad Like Erica's deep deep moments with Erica. Oh So Diana's then the card and I was like how did that escalate? There was so strange all those poor people fighting together.

And Sutton's like, look, there's only one potato left. Tell me what happened. I haven't seen this kind of fighting. And Crystal's like, well, Sutton apologized for not validating my feelings in the half and last year. And Sutton's like, well, yeah, last year was hard for me because, you know,

I really had to learn to listen because that is how you felt. Now, was it stupid and it's insane and beautiful? Of course, but you know what, I still respect your way to be stupid and insane. I'm here for you. I'm here for you, friend. Crystals like, you know I had an eating disorder and it's like, it doesn't matter how I feel. I never, and she goes, I never look for people to validate my emotions, but to have a gang of people tell you that you can't feel that way,

it's very intense, just let me have my feelings. And Diana's like, but that's not how you should feel with friends, it's like, she just said, let her have her feelings and you're saying, you shouldn't feel that way. I mean, she's saying it in a nice way. She's saying like, friends, you should never feel alone, right? But it was just a,

like, you're never alone. Right, it was just a funny use of words. And it's like, I mean, that's true, but I never saw you naked. Just see you remember, I'm a very sensitive person. I'm sincere. I'm never saw you naked. Yeah.

So then back with the other lady's story, it's like, like where the takeaway is correlation what a word am I right? Yeah, yeah, cause like yeah, what is the takeaway tonight? I guess I was like I don't know, but we need to order some because you're damn dog But anyway, let everyone feel Let everyone feel the way they want to feel you know and Erica goes, you know what? Let's just hear how to not judge. I'm like, look at you.

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