Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Violate Femmes

Episode Date: July 1, 2021

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finally addresses the scandal on everyone's minds. No, not the murky details of Erika Jayne's divorce. We're talking about Sutton leaving a coat in Crystal's room!!! Was Crystal violated? Will Sutton's oversized bow get angry? Will this pressing issue ever be put to bed? Join us for this urgent recap. Hopefully this storyline won't keep you up at night for hours the way it did for us.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Who's what happens Who's what happens Watch what happens Watch what crap is Who cares what happens when there's so much Who's what happens Who's what happens Who cares what happens Hello and welcome to Watch or Crap Ins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker, you can also find me on the Game Brain podcast and joining me is a wonderful

wonderful man who sometimes will wear a giant bow on his chest that looks like Driftwood. It's Ronnie Caram, what's going on Ronnie? How dare you, I feel violated and I stand by it. Violated. Welcome everyone, we're talking real house, why is it Beverly Hills. We had originally thought we were gonna do this

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Love that Mayor, love that adorable Mayor, that Mayor of East Town, just they've been away and having a wonderful life. So, I'm caffeinated. I know that everybody out there has been like this season of Beverly Hills has been kind of different. I mean, it's been, you know, kind of moving along. We've got new things happening. We've got Erica and her whole victim's wheel coming out. We've got all this going on. We need this season to be about

one extremely petty thing. That is Beverly Hills' thing. Well, guess what? We get to talk about Sutton walking in on crystal again. We're going to talk about it every fucking day for the rest of our lives. Kyle is back to doing what Kyle does best, which is bringing up a petty thing as if it's like, oh, we just coincidentally brought this up

as if she hadn't planned it out. And then we're gonna fight about it again. So that's where we're at, you know, door knob gate, I guess. So we open up at Children's Hospital Los Angeles where Kyle and Crystal are dropping off toys for the kiddos and Kyle's like, oh, I have to apologize for eating so many dumplings

at your house last night. And then the editors had a field day making a montage of Kyle's slurping and chewing and eating dumplings for like, it's like a 45 second montage. Yeah, and Beverly Hills, the women on Beverly Hills are always pretending to eat. I mean, Lisa Rina is like a Bethany Frankel in this. Like she's very

good at it. She'll get a plate of food and then just push it around with her fork or like fake eat something where she'll put a bite in but not eat anything. And we're like, we can see this. This is on camera, Lisa Rina, okay. So they're very, they're very crystal. Does it later in this episode? Beverly Hills a big show that's like, look, we're eating Kylie, Sky will eat. Kyle actually does eat like those dumplings. Like that was one of the most real Kyle moments, like just her going to those dumplings. Like I've been that person at parties before just wandering back to

the day. I'm that person all day. So Kyle is really trying to get me to relate. So, you know, there's that. She's dancing around in some weird red sequined, I don't know, I guess that's something you wear when you're doing children's charity work. That's my relationship. That's something like that. I wear like an empire, you know, uniform. We, we, I'm not wearing a uniform. I, it should be noted, we didn't discuss this actually on the show, although we did

poke a lot of fun of it on our Instagram that the trailer did come out for Halloween kills featuring Kyle Richards and her bangs. And Kyle made it into the trailer. Basically, the extent of it is her saying something like run! And then Michael Myers, like, grabbing her by the throat and slamming her up against the side of a car. So it doesn't look like it's going to go so well, but I'm totally very fulfilling for Kim Richards to see that visual. Yeah. So let's say here we start with them. Okay, so then we go over to to read and pee-key. Whatever house that they're squatting in at the moment. And they're very romantic, you know. She's like, what's going on, Mill of it, bogey?

Babe, I've had this crazy week, and we're doing a live stream from the Royal Albert Hall in London. And as we all know, a live stream is when I go to the Royal Albert Hall in London, and pee in front of a live audience. Yes, the Royal Albert old and Spanish Denmark. How long will you be away, my doughy prince? Well, I'll be away for a good two weeks unless the Pringles Order comes in early

then I can arrange a flight. So then we go over to Rina doing something for Project Angel Food and she's like hello everyone I'm in projects for angel food it's me Lisa Rina I can't wait until you taste my new dusters and like oh sorry we actually weren't live yeah okay let's take it from the top okay now when do I actually have to pee? That's how PK said this works.

Oh, I'm not everyone. So then we go back to then we go over to Sutton who's picking up Erica for you know, just some old warm girl time before we get the inevitable clip of Erica freaking out all over Saturn. Yeah, yeah. I can't stop thinking of that clip as I watch this scene. Same. I was like, what is going, I thought they are going to hate each other this season. So, sudden arrives in her big, her big new Bentley. And Erica's like, well, she's luxurious. This is fab, honey.

And they go speeding down the street and suns. Like, well, this is my midlife crisis divorce I gift I guess Oh, is that what I'm having? Ah, you know, based on Tom's previous divorces He's a fun motherfucker till the end and if I get a bit late out of the divorce, I'd be thrilled And Eric is acting like she's never been in a luxury car before. She's like, wow, look at it. It's so fast. Look at me. Fun love in Eric. Oh, just being one with the paws. Yeah, and they drive by one of these Hollywood tour buses.

And they're recognized and a lady screams from the bus. Don't demolish your husband. She's like holding onto that money. You're holding on to that money. Money, bitch. Yeah, exactly. So they wind up going to a spa that Sun has rented out and Sun's like, well, Erica, I did create a gift basket for you, gift bag for you. Okay.

Now here's some of that poor people, it's called pop chips. I don't know if it's soda or wood chips, but you can experiment. Now this is bread that comes in a bag. Amazing. You're going to love this. Now this is this right here pop chips. I know that's what you call Tom every now and then pop a chips, but actually it's actually a snack. Oh, and here's something it's called English Toffee, which I believe is when they take coffee and they freeze it into the shape of a tea, which is what's called toffee. I am some frankincense in my I'm like, what the fuck, what are we getting biblical now? What is this gift that she's like, this is a poor person gift back. Because at first I was like,

you know, satin going to pick up somebody who just lost all their money in a divorce is not cool. Like you're showing up in a Bentley. That's not cool. But you know, she is trying to relate. I think you're right with this basket just giving it. Here's some dollar store band-aids with Charlie Bram's face on them. You're a love them. Now here I bought these things at the dollar store. It's a giant barrel full of fun little pet goldfish that have been turned into puffy worms.

Oh, it says cheese doodles. Yes, I think that's the breed of goldfish. They're called you know, like golden doodles. These are cheese doodles. Okay. And she tells us what I have been through divorce and they take a long time, especially when it's complicated. And by complicated, I mean rich people divorce. You need to treat yourself to something wonderful. Okay. The more things you can pick up, you pick yourself up to do, the more you need to do it. That's why I got you this thing. Look, it's a ball attached by rope to a tennis rack and just bounce bands. Oh, it's hard. It's hard.

Erica you're you play with that in the corner now So how are you feeling Erica and it's like well the moment that feel good Moment that feel bad Like so you're alive basically you're like a living human being And yeah, it's yeah, it sounds like so are you guys talking or calm? No, we're not we're not even texting But that's mainly because Tom still doesn't know how to use a cellulophone, but you know Sneathe here nothing. He's probably bad at me. Oh, you think Just dropping him off of work and then having a moving truck move your shit while he's gone and not telling him you're leaving

Yeah, probably that Eric. Yeah, probably that And it sounds like well, we will matter to very powerful man. Yeah, so they got Possessor I mean if you think he's gonna roll over and say here's your small fortune I mean come on honey. Well, that's not gonna happen although he might roll over I mean he literally just like rolls over and bad and it's like, whoa, it's a lot of drama. He'll roll over and say, hey, how the heck had my small fortune? How about that? Do some work. Because I know who Tom is. I know how made an utterly dismissive Tom is. And then we get to see, you know, excuse me, Erica, Erica is me talking and not you talking, Erica quiet, Erica quiet.

So, uh, we go to room, Erica. So then we go over to Crystal's house where she's having a relatively boring scene with her kickbox trainer and it's like boxing boxing kicking, kicking, kicking, kick knee strike, knee strike, and Crystal's kickboxing because she's trying to get baby weight off, and she struggles with body image, and if she stops working out, her body image changes. So, you know, regularly,

Richine's helped her out, you know? So she's basically what I like to call all of us. Yeah, I know, I like what she said. You know, if I stop working out my body image changes, you know why? Because your body changes. Okay, I know. I like what she said. You know, if I stop working out my body image changes, you know why? Because your body changes. I know why. I stop walking, working out, guess what?

My body image changed because I look different. Okay. It's like when I stop working out my image of plain seats change. It's crazy. It's suddenly plain seats look smaller. It's nuts. I love when crystal has her like bombshell observations guys I'm I'm an eater. You know what I love to do

Eat food. I like to eat food in the I like to eat food in the morning. I don't have breakfast. I like to have eggs for breakfast It's like okay So she has her kids kickboxing to they get their own lesson and so is having a fit about it I'm like I don't want to to think you shower and think it's sweaty, which to me sounds totally reasonable. I mean, call her a little bit. All you want to. But I think that sounds totally reasonable.

That's also literally my life like showering and then getting sweaty right afterwards. Like why? And then also plan your shower better. Like did Rashad show up by surprise? Like he was coming, right? I think so pulled Ar Ronnie and was just like, oh, whoops, sorry, just a cush hour. And then Zoe pulls a crap in and she just goes,

you all are stupid. I know quickly becoming my favorite child. You're off to bed. So there's more kickboxing and Nothing interesting happens. So then we go over to cryotherapy one of the classics in the Bravo stable and Erica goes in. It's like negative 111 degrees and she's like well the off-screen Contest, baby. I'm good at you know, cuz I'm cold because it's it's a cold. I'm moving. I'm I'm cold and I'm going into a room That's cold and we're gonna be cold to get I'm cold. What I'm trying to say is I see a freezer

You know what I like to do? I like to buy frozen food because I'm cold. I'm cold. I'm am I selling this yet? I'm cold I'm cold. Yeah, this is not working I'm just gonna say that this This Erica and Sutton bullshit. No one's buying this, okay? This is the most tilted shit I've ever seen. All right, now, it's time to go in. Oh my God, look at Sutton, see his cold. Sutton's like, I'm cold.

Okay, you two, let's start with the wacky Erica and Sutton shit. I know. Well, now I'm going into the sauna, which is hot because the sauna's hot But I'm the ice-clang some cold hot cold I have a sauna well I had one So it's like alright. I have to ask are you mad at Tom for not coming to see you in

Chicago in New York because I would be very pissed. Yeah, it hurt in New York because I would be very pissed. She goes, yeah, it hurt. Your wife that you supported and funded becomes a lead on Broadway. And you don't go to the show that I have to go out there and defend. Oh, you're so full of it. You said on, I'm so glad they showed this clip kind of. But what she said on the reunion made total sense that Tom didn't come see the show because she wanted him to wait until she had been in it for a while so she was good in it and then COVID hit so he couldn't go to the show. Yeah, also a strange trim of phrase to say the wife that you've supported and funded as if it's like a Kickstarter campaign.

So then Erica is like, now you tell me if I I feel loved I'll tell you what I do feel Cold I'm a screen and a sauna. Wow the I need not lost on me So she's like oh he couldn't even come for 24 hours You know this isn't a marriage between Kyle and Mauricio or PK Pika and Doreen, my marriage was different. And that's the hardest part to reconcile. Like, did you think that you were married for a love? Like, I'm so confused. Did you just realize that this marriage sucked?

Did you just realizing that right now? Yeah, it's kind of funny. It's funny how that becomes crystallized when there are major lawsuits. So um, Sun's like, well, I'm really hoping that this time and this spa, this very strange social experience we're having, it's gonna help you relax. And Erica's like,

Sutton is one of the most kindhearted people that I know. She's just the sweetest thing. She's not such a big, strange coffee. That's in the shape of a bar And you know what I love of the death and we'll never get into a fight not at all So then we got a Garsell doing the real real talk show from her house and she's ending it up and she's like Well, we hope that you can establish a relationship with your mom and live your dreams All right, thank you ladies.

Bye. I just want that. I just want like every episode of Beverly Hills to just be the tail end of one of Garsell's broadcast. Well, I'm sure Hill never touch a call of flower again. Until next time, everyone. Bye. So her assistant task is over. and she's got the boys today and she's also got a new lady

that's cooking for them, you know, because she's very busy, okay, which I get. But you're going to need to do better than Fried Call of Flower, okay? You know what, the show is upsetting me today. Beverly Hills is upsetting me. I'm not going to lie. I'm pissed off at all of it. First of all, I love fried cauliflower. And that is funny that I made a cauliflower joke

and now we have a cauliflower comment. But one thing that was really funny about this cauliflower that was being cooked on a stove, Joe Garsell's like saying to her boys, like, you guys are on group. And then we have a close up of the cauliflower. And the cauliflower gets its own chiron. Did you notice that?

It says fried cauliflower. Like, thanks gets its own chiron. Did you notice that? It says, fried cauliflower. Like, thanks. Is this a new housewife? It's like, this cauliflower is getting blarger billing than you know, Eden's that soon. They're just really trying to make the chemistry work. Like, you know what? Cauliflower goes with everything.

Let's just add cauliflower to the cast. We love the story that Call of Flower has to tell. We really think that Call of Flower is going to bring a great dimension to the show. It was really, I mean, they can blend with anybody. It was between Call of Flower and a soaked cashew. You know what, next season, Call of Flowers become best friends with Kyle and start wearing little fedores.

Kyle just starts walking around without cutting her stock. Do it next season. Call of Flowers become best friends with Kyle and start wearing little fedores. Kyle just starts walking around without cutting her stock because she's jealous of the call of flowers. I know. It's like, call of flowers version of bangs. It just has like, call of screens out. So whatever the kids is asking where his fish went, and the call of fish has died, died. Guys, who would have thought?

Well, Michael Myers, Michael Myers fish probably got loose. Yeah, you shouldn't have put him in with the Michael Myers fish, exactly. So, um, so one of the sons is like, oh, well, oh, the Kyle fish died. Well, that was the bad one. I don't like that one. So even the son didn't like the Kyle fish. And then they give a in loving memory of Kyle Bove like 2020 to 2020 card on screen. So she talks for her kids about getting married again. And they're like, no, you you only love me, my

there. Yeah. And she talks about how divorce has affected her kids and you know She remembers putting jocks to bed and he said when I'm with you I miss dad and when I'm with dad I miss you and Garsell's like I'm when I'm with you I miss Brad Pitt God I would love to rock his world What is the cauliflower thing about that? The cauliflower. I'll have her date again. The cauliflower has been as been traumatized by relationships.

The cauliflower has had a rough go at it. So let's see. Then we go over to Erica going to Rina's and she sees the new Range Rover and say, Kya! It's a Range Rover! Yes, Range Rover! Yes, honey, Range Rover!

I love Range Rover. Rina is so unhinged this episode. She is absolutely psychotic. So they everything that happens now, Rina just screams the squeals and claps like a seahorse. She's like, she emotes so hard. Like someone get her an acting gig because she's when she does not have an acting gig, she doesn't know what to do with her emotions. And so she just like, she like, oh, she bases auditioning with every emotion she has. So, um, so they are going to go shopping and, um, and Erica's like, well, I've never had a range of before.

This is my first one. Wow. I love a new car. I love this. I love it. I love it. Rena, just put on your seatbelt. Okay.

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Tom was out with a 60 year old woman. What do you think about that, Erica? Hmm. She's like, well, if I'm 81 and a half years old and out there and still trying to get some pussy hats off to your player, like the only take us had it's worth $5,000. Give that to them. And Garsell is asking you, well, what about you? I see that you're with Scooter Braun. And she's like, please, I was seeing glad from dancing with the stars. Miss Scooter Braun. I haven't seen either of them in four and a half years. I know it's just silly ass. What is what it is? And yeah, because basically all these rumors about who Erica's dating

everyone is like, where does that come from? Who's leaking those stories? Who could it possibly be? Who could it possibly be? Can we kick Vanderpump off the show again? Is that possible? If I gave a shit, I'd sue, but I have so much on my plate. Oh. Well, it would be the thing about being linked to Scooter Braun. So Rina, Rina is like, well, on another note, we can talk about...

We can talk about my daughter who is linked to a guy named Scott Dysic and I was like, okay, come on. You know, Rina is so over the moon that Amelia is dating Scott is like and like like linked to the Kardashian world Like she is thrilled that she's acting like it. This is crazy, you know, yeah, I mean, yes What you've been working towards you're doing it Yeah, and Erica's like when I was reading about me I glanced over at that And it's like yeah, well after she said I'm still very at that. And she's like, yeah, well, after she said, which is friends.

And we see a clip of her face timing her kid from the mansion in Vale. And what's her button? The Lila saying, oh, I'm going to go out with a friend. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, yeah, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

Friend, mom, Just a friend. Just to clarify, it was Amelia. Amelia is with Scott because Delilah is with A.L. from La Violin season four, one of the biggest huge bags of all time. Right. So, wait, Amelia, Amelia, sorry. Because, and by the way, La Violin, UK is back.

I'm so excited. So, Rina is, Rina knows, uh, Scott from the Kardashians, and she's like, what Scott was with Courtney? And they have three children, and Erka's like, well, I'm a little nervous about it. I'm a lot nervous about it. I'm nervous it's gonna fall apart. We've worked so hard for this. We've worked so hard on so nervous it'll fall apart. Then a couple of days to go, uh-uh go she sets me a video of them on the beach. So there's something to it. Yes. So then Eric is like what the fuck? Yeah he's 37. Ever is like well you know Harry was with Ursula when she was 44 and he was 22 28.

Do you know that, Ursula? Just want to remind you how much older you are from your ex husband who I'm dating now. I mean, 27's a far cry from a 19, but hey, I think that's, no, you are, who are you to just, you're like a human being. That's who you are to judge. I'm sorry. I don't blame Amelia for this I'm does not to blame but I'm sorry like a 37 year old at 37

What do you have to talk about with the 19 year old? I'm sorry. There's no there Like you cannot you cannot tell me there is a notable connection there I you say all you want. Oh, she's in a mature 19 year old like you are not having good conversations. You're not. You're just, you cannot, it's hard enough to date someone who's like, one will say that, but he is a very immature older person. But he's also like a lot older than his age, oddly enough.

I was watching that show that he does on E that Scott Disick does houses or whatever, and they filmed that when he was with his other young girlfriend. And it's just, it's creepy. It's creepy. Sorry. He's gross. He is, sorry, it's gross. And it's gross on his, on his end, not on her end, on his end.

So, Erica's like, well, guess what? I was with Tom, but I was 28 and he was 50 or whatever. The fuck, 33 is plus 28. I don't know. What is that? Six years? I don't know. What is that? Six years, I don't know I think it's a real number on the screen 61. Yeah So Rima's like, well, you know what at least know what's talking about her eating disorder anymore I was like, right?

Another label to deal with I'm so glad I'm eating disorder again. I keep bringing up, like when Crystal talks about her eating disorder, then I'm like, let me bring up Amelia's. And now when we're talking about Scott, let me make it about the eating disorder again. I'm so glad we're not talking about it anymore. I'm like, the way to stop talking about it

is to stop bringing up a national TV, Rina. Yeah, she doesn't want to talk about it. So she's like, you know, and what am I supposed to test, text Chris, like dot, dot, dot, dot. Yeah, I just don't want to bring talk about it. So she's like, you know, and what am I supposed to test, text Chris like dot, dot, dot, yeah, I just don't want to bring attention to it. And literally bring so much attention to it right now. It's like, you know, you know that Rina with the one hiding in a bush on the beach, taking those pictures and so many.

Yeah. So they arrive at a place called Haven in Company and they put on their Christmas hats, they go inside. Oh, candles! Whoa! Fintage Gardinia! Oh, that's gorgeous! Fintage Gardinia! The store lady, the store clerk, is so LA.

She's like, let me know if I can help you with her prayer hands. Those sheep prayer hands at them. Don't prayer hand in your vintage gardenia store. Please. You like this little soap. This bitch is spiritual. Okay. This was like, this was like one chair

away from being a hallmark store and she's going to do the prayer hands in it. Like no, prayer hands is reserved for like hippie-dippy shit. Sorry. So, Erica's like, well, the truth is, I could have tacked a lot of things from the past that I didn't. So many beautiful Christmas'es,

they break up so many men really. I can't complete my little time at Don Poe person house. I can't, there was so many wonderful Christmas memories But it was just me and Tom and No one else really cuz we apparently don't have anyone's in our family and I just I couldn't take it so much But by the way memo to the prosecution. I did not I did not take anything and now I mean my little doghouse in The modest low-income community of Hancock Park Los Angeles. Oh, it's so sad.

Yeah, it's her second time bringing up how much she's taking from the house in this episode. Or not three times. She's like, I'm going to take more than just the guy out, but I just took the guys. What's wrong with that? The belly was room for a child in my three bedroom house in Hancock Park. The belly was room. Yeah, now the got not the the news is the goss is that they're the judge finally ordered her to hand over her financials because she's been refusing that hand over her financials and her

landlords financials to see where the fact this house is coming from because it's another lawyer who owns the house and they're, yeah, it's looking all kind of connected. So just getting shadier by the week. So it's fun watching Erica take stock of everything because you know that Ronald Richards is just sitting there with a pan. Yes, not great. I mean, realistically, if you're in the mix of this terrible divorce, probably should not be going on to TV and talk about anything, right? So, um, bringing me shit. Said I'm probably the boy. That's bad. He's bad boy.

And everyone is like, well, I, uh, we can't go see Lois for Christmas. I've literally never spent a Christmas that Lois. And then we see a flashback of Rina talking to lowest on FaceTime And she's like, oh god, I love you so much. I can't wait to see you in person and those goes well try to do it before I die Gotta love load I actually felt so bad for Rina that she can see her mom for Christmas Yeah, the lows has such a good attitude. That's my mom did this too. When all this started happening, we were like, okay, you know, we just have to stay in for a while.

She's like, that's it. I'm never gonna say you again. And she'll still say it's like we take her to lunch every week and every time we leave, she's like, I'm never gonna say you again. Like, live up, lady. I started having to carry worders, originals around. It's like her hair, and you know,

every time she starts that shit, I'm like, eat your worthers, and it's like she perks right back up. Give me the good stuff. So then Kyle FaceTime's, and because they're talking about how the numbers are going up, because remember this was being shot around, you know, late November or December,

or somewhere around there were the numbers in LA, we're starting to get really high. And so Kyle faced times and she's like, oh, I'm just getting a manny petty before this whole city gets shut down. Oh, and let's do drinks at the Huntley, which I just was laughing at this idea. Oh, the numbers are so horrific in LA

that the entire city is about to get shut down. Oh, so let's sneak in a very social experience for her stuff. It's not quite how, like, you, that's not like how, that's not how we prevent outbreaks. So Eric, I was like, you want to get Scott, Chris, who's present? Hasn't she given him enough at this point, really? Yeah, yeah.

I asked, and she's like, yeah, I'd go over there with these not-in-the-billion-honey, I'm too old. And I'm too poor because I got nothing now. Just want to put that on the record. So now we go over to Mauricio Barbercuing, putting some steaks on the grill. We're going to have some meat, some lot of food eat, and a good thing about Los Angeles is that you can grill all your long long if you want. Yeah. You know, there's so much eat and get where to eat this food. Devastating. So people who are just tuning into the podcast are probably so confused. They're like they replay these episodes so many time on TV when they they're going to

run across that Camille scene and be like oh oh yeah, oh no, I get it. I'll play it, I'll play it for newbies. I'll play it for newbies. This is Camille Grammer unable to say her own sentence, so Mauricio has to sort of like pilot it for her. There's no house sad that we're gonna be celebrating somebody else's, yeah, one of the same day that we hear about our friends.

Oh, it's so upsetting. I know. It's so funny every single time. This is where she just doesn't know how to go with that sentence and we're just like, okay, let me do the rest of the sentence for you. And you just hear her like just struggling to get the rest of it out. Yeah, it's just so sad that today and better Scotch and clans. I'm sadding. I remember remember that last word. I always say like, I'm a stadium. I'm sadding. Or if I'm less the spirit. Yeah. So he is cooking for the family. There's like family kitchen time and porous. It's like mom that cabin is not for short people. Stupid. Mom, our lettuce is rotten. It smells really bad. So Kyle is like, well, you know,

Porsche used to like love me and idolize me. Like many people who grew up in the 70s and 80s who saw my seminal sitcom down to earth. But now she doesn't want anything to do with me, much like the entertainment industry as a whole, except of course the creators of Halloween kills which I just filmed. So basically just explained your season one to now arc. Like maybe she has Bravo, you know, so she's like wow, it doesn't shit dad look so cute with his haircut? Uh-uh. Hello. Hello. I'm a recent guy making a super cut of Kyle Hallows

from every single episode. I think you should. A few people, OK. And it's hilarious. I like that. I should actually send you the audio so we can play it every single week as we add on to it. I would love that.

Please do. So how are you? How are you? So, Murray said tickles Porsche and Porsche is like, stop, stop, I'm literally gonna drop cake you dad. Also, did you notice this giant booted they have on their kitchen island? Yes, I thought, God, poor Ben, it's like Ben, you need to trigger Ben. You hate when people are like sitting on the kitchen island, sitting with their feet on the kitchen island. Yes, I thought God poor Ben, it's like Ben, you need to trigger

Ben. You hate when people are like sitting on the kitchen island, sitting with their feet on the kitchen island. And now they even have a statue that sits with their feet on the kitchen island. Yeah, it's like, well, Porsche is too big to sit on the kitchen island now. So we just put a boot on there now. So Kyle is roasting broccoli and she is just like piled up her roasting pan with broccoli. And I'm like, um, enjoy having your steamed broccoli because guess what, you overcrowded the pan, you stupid idiot. You know, I thought that was like a real thought in my head.

I do, I was like, she has too much broccoli on that pan. I just couldn't stop thinking about the statue. You know, because then I look at that statue and I'm like, oh, this is so tired, Fay. You know, Fay passes one of those little statue shops in Hollywood. Like, oh, I'm going to stop and get one of those for Kyle. She'll take it. But you know, Fay, like, Pitches did something totally wrong. Like, hey, Kyle, I found this great statue of Matthew McConaughey sitting down.

You want it? It's like that's not 100 dollars. Not 100 dollars, Kyle. I think she just does shit like that and buys it for like five dollars and then upsells it to Kyle. Yeah, 100 percent. So they're talking to Portia about how Sophia is going to be coming home in a week from school. And apparently I didn't realize this, but like Sophia and Portia have a very close bond. So Portia is super excited to see Sophia. Which is good because I always felt like Sophia was

sort of overlooked in this family. I feel like there was so much attention lavish on Farah and what's the other ones? Alexia and Portia. I feel like they just never pay attention to Sophia. So maybe happy that someone just like she's like the gap real love this show. Yeah. Yeah, she is. So I was happy that there's like someone in the family just like lives and dies for her. Yeah, so they're really close and so they're gonna surprise her with the surprise visit from that one and they're talking about Portia who's gonna have a bot mitzvah soon. And she's crying about not knowing her Hebrew yet, so they're going to get her some help and more things to be able to. It's a very real experience, by the way. I just have to say that is being like when you're 13 and you have to or 12 and a half and you have to learn all the Hebrew

for your your bar bot mitzvah, It's like torture and then you like is, I've been Porsche. I've been Porsche. It's the singing for me, because I remember my friend, my poor best friend, could not sing for hell. And he had to get up there and sing. And you know, the thing is he really thought he could sing.

So by the time he got bar Mitzvah, he was really like into it and it was just the rest of the audience. It was like, oh God, was just the rest of the audience it was like oh god We've got to change the rules Like no no we need to change a whole religion around if that's how this is gonna unfold Well as a kid I think for me like you really have to do you lead a lot of prayers And the thing is you read them from the book,

like you're singing these songs from the book and the text is right there, but for me as a kid, you sort of feel like you have to memorize it all and it's like very intimidating when you can just literally just read it off the book right in front of you. And it's just like, it was just like a nightmare and you do have to learn so many prayers

and there's this one prayer, Ashre, oh God, I hated that one. And like, my dad eventually was like, if you learn Ashré, I'll get you Super Mario Brothers 3. And that's how I got Super Mario Brothers 3. My parents were not big bribers like that, but that was like one thing where like, it was the Ashré standoff. And you know, we all won.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we all won. God won yeah, we all want God what God won God won God won in many ways. So Marisa speaks Hebrew. And they actually put up Hebrew subtitles. The post production was having so much fun this episode. They were doing all sorts of silly things. And basically Marisa says, I need to go to the bathroom in Hebrew. And, uh, universal. I'm like, what else do I have to say? I'm confused.

That's just like what Beverly Hills, like I get it. It's a rough time. COVID's happening, but like do something, you know, like this is, this is a lot today. So, uh, some Porsche freaks out and starts sobbing on the floor. My favorite part was they were telling about when they dropped Sophia off at college. And they were like, yeah, Portia cried the whole way home. And then we see a clip of that and Mauricio's just cracking up with her.

He would be like, so, Sophia's gone. What? I'm hilarious. But Portia is so her mother's daughter, right? So Sofia's gone. BWAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I can't breathe because you left rotten lettuce out mother She's like following on the ground sobbing when she's She is and they're like bawling and bawling and bawling and then by the way Alexia is standing there and like no one cares about Alexia now now Alexia is the one she's literally standing there like oh my favorite they're like, oh my favorite sister. And they can't come close because of COVID or whatever. So they're just touching toes. Yeah.

So, oh. No, that's basically how it goes. I was doing it so cut. It's like, there was nothing else to really say about that. Just so then we get to my favorite scene of the show. The scene that makes this entire show worth it. Dari putting up a picture for herself and just squealing. She's like, oh, and poison her pants that one. Look at her go.

A lady in the streets and a freak in the art world. Amazing, gorgeous spectacular. Reader finding what it even means to be art. You know, previously in Doreet's life, when I'd go to people's houses I'd see a portrait on the wall, I thought, how narcissistic! But now, now when I see it, I think, how beautiful a revelation!

I'm not gonna hang it. So then we go over to Crystal with her glam squad and they're all getting ready to go to this restaurant in Santa Monica and she's talking about how she's like a tomboy but she's got stylist and then she does her herden I never eat seen and at a present day it just looks at her like you never eat really okay? Okay, that's true. I eat too much. And she's like, watch camera. I'm eating a brownie.

Yes. And then Kathy shows up. Thank God. We'll wait over due for Kathy, a health and appearance on this episode. And so Kathy's like, oh, you're all dressed up. So then, and then me elsewhere, Sutton's picking up Kyle.

And so this is where sudden is debuting this week's crazy look, which is that she's basically dressed like a cater waiter, but she has this giant architectural black bow on the front of her shirt. That literally looks like Drifwood. It looks like she was, she was waiting out into the ocean. Some Drifwood came, popped around the chest and couldn't be dislodged. Yeah, it's like somebody's giving future, giving future Erica as a gift. It's like using you catering waitress. It's like she's a cater waitress

who's being taken over by Venom, you know, like in Spider-Man? It's like Venom started to take her over and then just stopped and just stayed like mid takeover. Venom's like, yeah, I don't know if I want to take her over and then just stopped and just like stayed like mid Mid-takeover Venom's like, yeah, I don't know if I want to take this over So then Rina and Erica are together driving and when it's like whoa She's not been drinking in the day. That's what coven's doing to me. I mean high-water tacos. I actually ordered well I wanted to order I didn't order. Oh my why am I lying? I didn't order, I wanted to order tacos.

I auditioned to be a taco. I did, I did, I said to someone need a taco, a singing dancing taco, anywhere. I sort of created the role. So then Eric is like, well I ordered steak and mashed potatoes. Everyone is like, oh that sounded good, but I didn't order it. I ordered tacos. And by order tacos I mean, I looked at a, but I didn't order it. I ordered tacos. And by order tacos I mean, I looked at a picture of a taco and thought about it.

You had to finger nail. I got a stack and then you know I wanted another stack so I wanted it again and I'm gonna order another stack tonight. Well, if you find yourself nearly single, you gotta get your meat somewhere. Like Scott Joseph, so eat your steak. So there's the third scene about the women talking about how much they eat. Just today. Yes. So Crystal and Kathy are driving. Crystal's like, so what are your Christmas plans?

And Kathy's like, mm-hmm. File, file, file. File, file, file. I'm just gonna take it easy. So, is your mom a good cook? File, file, file. File, file, file, file. Crystal's like, no, no.

Oh, she's gonna kill me for saying that, but I mean, she cooks Chinese soups. Well, well, that's how chefs are judged by their soup. File, file, file, file file file file file. Crystal's just staring at her because Kathy is fengar is her own mind in the car. And I literally wrote down file file file by the way. File file file.

Kathy's like, Kathy's like, what in the time did he get those long nails? I'm like, wow, this episode is really explosive. Talking about soup in order to talk those nails. Like even the cast knows that it's stupid because Kathy's So it was really explosive talking about see in order to talk. Just nails. Like even the cast knows that it's stupid because Kathy is just filing her nails the whole time and Crystal's like, where the fuck am I?

And then Erica, when Erica's talking about stakes, she literally looks right into the camera like, people still watching this bullshit. I know. It's like, we've run out of things. It's like that scene in Best in Show where the guy is going like I like pannets and

Peno and walnuts and he just goes on with nuts. You're like what so a sudden's like Talking with Kyle about just trying to get along with Crystal And she's like you know, Crystal needs to laugh it off and get a sense of humor about some things I'm like I know Sutton's not the one thing that I know Sutton's not the one saying so much get a sense of humor. And Carl's like, but she does have a sense of humor. You haven't seen it, but she does have it. Just know, but I have seen her tits. It's like too soon. Too soon. Too soon. Sutton. Okay. So then Crystal and Kathy arrive at the Huttley. Now we get the arrivals and the year that said, oh my god. Oh, I need you to

stand up to read. Stand up and turn around. I need to see this. Oh, Doree. Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh I need you to stand up to read. Stand up and turn around. I need to see this. Oh, to read. Oh yeah. Oh. So then Kyle comes in with her. Hi!

How are you? And then everyone's just like, everyone's just making their arrivals. And then Rina and Erica are approaching and Rina They hear them and I'm like, oh my god, they're loud Rina you are like a bullhorn like everywhere you go So then they Carls like there's food there. So let's just walk over there to the food. Whoops. Just drop some bread Gonna kick that into the table. Okay.

Oh, well, it's just like, guys, I did my duty. I dropped the card percentage of our meal by 5%. So anyone else want to drop some bread onto the table? Go at it. Hey, I've got a question. Can you make a hot dog here? Hot dog! I'm hotty.

Ha, ha, hot dog here. Hi! T-Totten! I'm Cati! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Do I call him Lord? Ha, ha, ha. And Kat, he's like, yes, absolutely. And do a little curtsy. Yeah, what are we talking about? I love filing. And Kyle's like, I'm sorry, but he is a two-time old and he has three kids. Sorry. And they're like, would I be freaked out

if I had a daughter dating a older man? No, I was the daughter dating all the bad Alright And Kyle's like I wouldn't allow it and Chris was like, oh no, I would lock her up This is something now. I would lock her up in the house and take away her cell phone and spank her Well, there's so many whereas kids in the public eye it could be worse Could be a man without a fam. So then, um, uh, I guess, Rena finally notices a retin' just,

hi, Doreen! Hi! We're talking about Scott Disick. And the fact that my daughter's dating him, and that basically, I'm part of the Kardashians now. How are you? And Gargocca's Marvel. and Kathy says, um, does not be Merry Christmas Yeah, no Doreka well Doreet's like well cuz when when no cuz when Rina's like we're talking about Jessica Doreka's oh Mosel tough or no and then all the girls are like no And then the producers ask Kathy. So what does mauslete have mean to you?

She goes, oh well, it means happy celebration, or good luck, or Merry Christmas. It just, it's not dirty whisper, it's true. She's like, it means congratulations, kitty. Oh, I thought you meant. Oh, I thought you meant me. Oh Oh, I thought you meant me You know listen just tell her just tell her don't be the cow that gives milk free is that it?

No, Kathy. It's why by the milk when you can get the cow free Streets like other way Kyle why by a fedora when you can also get milk for the same price no Kyle Why pay for milk after it's delivered? It's used milk How much milk does a cow drink? No no Kyle And Kyle's like um, I don't know how it goes anymore and Eric could just go There's a lot of bells in this time. And I'll have a lot of it with my steak that I'm going to have most assuredly, like the steak I had last night on this morning, which I definitely had. So they joke about how old Scott is and cows like, don't worry, this T-shop has like,

how long could this last? And then guess I was like, well, my son Oliver, who I thought was lost beyond, beyond lost, told me I met this girl and she has an eight-year-old, a five-year-old, and a two-year-old, and I thought, wow, this kid really gives him a sabotage his life. And Rena is, while Garth's telling this story, Rena is doing all the dramatic movements, first her eyes bulge, and then she goes she goes, and then she clutches her heart, like, she's like doing, like

silent film over there in the corner. Well she hears eight year old, five year old and two year old, and all she thinks is that her daughter has competition coming down. Like they were almost old enough. They're almost old enough for Scott. Okay. And then Garcell says, but guess what? Turns out this is the best thing that has ever happened to him. And then Kathy's like, beautiful, beautiful.

Now you're talking about him getting a nail file, file right the most beautiful best thing that happened to him. Mm-hmm. I believe that And Garth also says yeah, they're now my grandchildren so you just you cannot judge a book by their cover and when this like I just miss book. I just miss I'm not judging you. It's her mouth wide open. She is out of control. So they all take a seat to eat and Kathy saying, well, truthfully, my mother couldn't stand Rick because he was so bold. But that is not true.

I'm not believing that for one damn second. Your mother, you found a Hilton. Your mother probably had him tied up in a trunk for the first week to make sure you couldn't get away. Feeding him teabulls until he agreed to marry you. So then Kyle, of course, can't resist making it about her. Oh, I know. Like when I met Mo, I wasn't Jewish.

I was divorced. I had a baby, a successful actress, known far and wide for her work, and seminal sitcom about a maid who died and came back as a ghost. And I was the daughter in that household. You're welcome, everyone. Could it get any worse?

And my grandmother acted like I was invisible, much like that ghost made. So I wrote her a big lung letter, and I said, I love love your grandson and no one's gonna get bangs the way I'm gonna get bangs. So you better get used to it. And she always treated me like a daughter after that. And so it's like, excuse me, why aren't we talking about this? Gorsal has three I'm ready to go. Oh, my bag. She just takes a glass and throws it against the wall. Just knocks over, chair. Flip the table over.

Takes off one of her shoes and throws it in a wave. She takes the bread from under the appetizer table and flings it over the edge of the hotly balcony. Lights yourself on fire. She takes the bread from under the appetizer table and flings it over the edge of the humbly balcony. Lights yourself on fire. It's on fire and runs to the fountain in lobby. She has three moments! How are you?

How did? So Garcela, I love how humble Garcela is. She's like, well, I had to get signed up to Bumble. My dating coach is making me do that. So you know, I had to verify my up to Bumble. My dating coach is making me do that. So, you know, I had to verify my picture like five times. Because people look at me and they think I'm catfishing them because they're like, oh really? Because someone this gorgeous is on Bumble.

So Garsell, what you're telling me is that Bumblebee now does catfish in addition to tuna fish. Is that what you're saying? Ha ha ha ha. America's like ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha goes, this is what I say, send me your financials and then we'll know for a fucking or not. Like, okay, well, I guess it's now official, right? Literally married in Vermont. So, Kyle goes, well, you have to get a blue check before you can check this. I was like, wasn't your whole thing about marrying someone like poor and not famous? Yeah, you need a flu. Few blues. There's a y'all.

So Kathy says that you never know how long things are going to last. And something's like nothing lasts forever. And she sings it too, by the way. Oh, yeah, nothing. My forever. And Kathy goes, oh, that's great. Thomas, you know, and then everyone's like, huh, just, well, Thomas, you know, so peeping Tom. By the way, this is Kathy Elton would just like hit huh, just, well, Tomasino is a peeping Tom.

By the way, this is Kathy Hilton would just like hit it off so well with my dad. My dad is the king of doing an inside joke, but that has never been established before. And you're like, wait, what? He's like, you know, Tomasino, you know, because like peeping Tom is like Tomasino. And you're like, oh, okay, okay, dad.

Kathy is basically my dad. And I've never been so honored. Racking up all over Kathy. Yeah. Something's like, well, I love nicknames. I mean, rich lady, crazy cat lady. I mean, those could be good, but peeping Tomasina, that's just not my favorite. Peeping Tomasina. Yeah, yeah, the peeping Tom thing. I thought that was really funny

that you said that Kyle. And Kyle's like, oh, what she what she means is you can't be with the way. So I was explaining the whole thing about Tahoe, you know how Crystal said she felt violated, you know, like that implication that made it self sexual. So Kyle has now pivoted fully back to this conversation. Like it was not only brought up, but then instead of just like letting it just die, she has now back and now she's saying that now she's complaining about the word violation. Fucking Kyle, this is Kyle, okay, that when people are like, why don't you like Kyle, you're so mean to

Kyle, because this is what Kyle fucking does every single time. It's like, I want you to feel comfortable comfortable and then she throws them under the bus and just like makes their life fucking miserable. She's a typical me and then she makes me that and then she actually went through this all and it was last week like let it go. Let the mouse go. No, it not she brings this up and then she acts all innocent like why I just want people to be honest. Why is she mad at me? Why? Why? She'll look why when she's like totally, you know, this up and then she acts all innocent. Like why I just want people to be honest, why is she mad at me? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? When she's like totally, you know, starting the pot. So Crystal's like, well, I was naked and I felt uncomfortable, but I didn't

make it sexual. And Kyle says, well, I've been in a public bathroom going, like, you know, peeing and someone walked in. I didn't feel violated and I'm sure it wasn't fun for them either. I like, there are so many other words Crystal could have used, embarrass, awkward, rude. I'm like, or violated. Like there's nothing wrong with her saying she felt violated. Like she did, like she was naked and sun came in and she was embarrassed and she did feel like awkward and she did feel like it was rude.

And in summation, that equated to feeling like her space was violated. Yeah, I mean, I think it's a little over the top, but honestly, I'm so fucking sick of this conversation. It's so Beverly Hills. Like, here we go again. So, Kras, like, you guys agree with me, right, girls? That, you know, it sounded like she was sexually violated in there because like that's how I heard it. And Kras was like, actually violated means not respecting personal space. And we're gonna go Also, it means violation of privacy. Well, that's actually using the word

Violation. I know the definition of violation does not include violation and they start putting the definitions that they're coming up with on screen I think to highlight this It's like a game show all of a sudden. It's like name five uses of the word violation. Five I should probably say. I mean, Crystal said, well, look, it actually means abusing privacy disrespect of boundaries, period, Google it. And so Crystal reads us the definition. She goes, I didn't hear anything sexual in that. Okay, no, but maybe it doesn't technically mean that, but in modern terms, yeah, it usually is. That is usually how it's meant.

So my feeling is this. It felt that it feels slightly like a, like a, an over dramatic term to use. It felt that way slightly, but I'm also not Chris Lennon, I don't have her experiences, I don't have her body image experiences. So, and I agree that violation is often used in that sort of context,

but I also think she used the word, and I think what's more egregious is not that she used the word, it's the way that they are now making whole thing about how she used the word. And then they're also on top of that, they're all as a group coming down on her for using the word.

And I just, there was something about this whole scene that I thought, like rub me the wrong way. I think that if she felt violated in that moment, she's allowed to say, she felt violated. I just don't think there's anything wrong with that. Well, the fact that they've already discussed it and they put they made up in front of every lady there Literally the cows bringing this up again to like hammer home that she's like falsely accusing someone of sexual assault which is also Pretty crazy and that's like a crazy exaggeration. That's just too much like enough with this bullshit

You guys need to fucking do something on this show. Do something. As if I also, I'm sure if you go through the logs of Beverly Hills, you can find many times where Kyle was like, I mean, she came to my house and she sat in that chair and judged me. And I was totally violated. You know that they've totally used violated in Well, it's just such a such a Beverly Hills thing because everybody's wrong, right?

So like crystal too much that was too that was that was shitty and then to go around to every single person They're like well, it was just so weird and she was so creepy about it I didn't like that crystal to that I don't like the cow brought it up and I don't like how Sutton reacts to it when she's like, well, I didn't feel violated at all when Kathy walked in on me half naked. Seems to me like that's not normal on a girl, seems to me like that is normal on a girl's trip.

So maybe Crystal didn't have real girl. It's like, no, you were a asshole and went in with someone to take. Does it switch? Like you're all wrong. Everyone has their own personal experience. Everyone has their own personal experiences and their own relationship with their body. And, you know, and as I've had their own personal experience. Everyone has their own personal experiences and their own relationship with their body

and, you know, and as I've had, their own experiences with their body for better or worse. And so, like, maybe someone walking on you is a little different than the other way, like walking on crystals. She just, we don't know. So, so yeah, so Garsell, Garsell is even Garsell is saying that she thinks that violation if you're saying that word

It has to be intentional and now I'm saying that like not knowing that crystal was naked can't be a violation I mean while Rinn is in the background she's like oh Oh I said violation is violation. I hope that was enough I said violation is violation. I hope that was enough. I hope that was helpful. Yeah, I think ultimately what this is about is that sudden is afraid of being canceled again, right? She's afraid that she's going to be somehow perceived as a sexual predator or whatever and she's going to get in trouble on the internet. I don't know if the internet really cares that much. I think, you know, it's I did it first,

but it's like enough. Like we're seven episodes in for fuck's sake people. So, uh, Rene is like, you know, if you walked in on me, my reaction would be, woohoo! Like not helping. And that's what it's not me. Mine would be get out, but, you know, but Sutton's reaction was, what are you doing over there? And check, I need to defend myself for two seconds I wanted to talk okay your light was on I came in you were on the phone talking to what now appears to be Teddy Mellon camp

Did you know that no she was talking to Teddy Mellon camp well Teddy on her Insta apparently was like come on crystal I mean I talked to you earlier that day, but that was not me that you were on the phone with. And I was like, Oh my God, your friends with Teddy. Come on, Crystal. Like I like Crystal, but you're pushing it. You're pushing it right now. Wow. So, um, yeah. So she said, because I didn't say anything creepy, you know, I mean, to be fair, Crystal has gone around. And like as much as Crystal's like, I didn't say anything creepy, you know? I mean, to be fair, Crystal has gone around. And like, as much as Crystal's like, I don't wanna talk about this anymore,

we saw all that footage last week of her telling everyone everything. And her story did get more and more like, and it was creepy. And then she pulled out a body part. She took out someone's heart and just dangled there in front of me and waited for her to come in.

And then called the popper, it's like, where did this story go? Where did this come from? So Crystal's like, I don't wanna talk about anymore. And so I'm like, well, now I'm getting angry. And this is what you do not want to happen. You do not want me getting angry, yeah. Ooh.

And Crystal just laughs. And she's like, well, reality is reality. But I'm not emotionally in a bad place. And she goes, listen, it happened. That your divorce happened a long time ago. Stop blaming your divorce. For nothing. Yeah.

And I was at the divorce. Oh, I thought she was saying the move. Either way, and so I goes, oh my God, who are you? And Crystal's like, I am a person that tells the truth, okay? And it is also married to the director of the Lion King So sudden is like well, you know, I had a very stressful week Okay, I had moved a week before Tahoe into my house Yes, Kyle's house and I was very vulnerable and I have apologize for that

Okay, and I'm not gonna sit here and let you make it look like I was somewhere no And I'm not gonna sit here and let you make it look like I was somewhere Yeah, tell all these girls did nothing weird happened. I did say that just then we're gonna need to be honest because this is my Preputation just then I admit to saying that and suddenly goes yeah Well, I didn't know something says then admit to saying it just no I just said whatever's going on in here. I didn't say it like Whatever's going on in here like mr. Poppins He can't go. Oh, yeah, who's mr. Poppins? Oh? Muscle tough to him whoever he is and whoever he is

Very mausole talk. I hope he gets everything he asked for from Santa And Garsell says wait a second just marry Poppins have a man? And I don't ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha that she came in to do anything weird, okay? I've already said that. And to read, like, oh no! The conversation with a little bit different! Yeah. And so, um, Doreed says that Crystal Story at first made it seem like sudden, you know, hurt her and made her feel uncomfortable. And then we see, um, three weeks earlier, our Crystal was like ranting about sudden to the girls and saying how creepy something was, etc, etc, etc. Yeah, and so then, Kathy's like, girls, you were moving, listen, everyone's under pressure. You're away from your family for the first time, Crystal. And I was away from Rick, you know, I called Kyle and I said, what did I get myself into? I was very excited, very scared, you know, and it was difficult figuring out how what makes

a fan go was hard. Turns out it's a electric, some whatever. Perfect. Turns out it's electric. So be note though, I said, Kathy, you can go to Tahoe because you know what I have my sister there I have Lisa there. I've met this Erica person a few times and This my buddy this English door it door stop whatever her name is my English friend is I'm not English. I know we've been Spanish friends at all. Yeah, I'm who

Spanish French Italian moon geese I'll give you It calls like, aim to rate the British girl geeeeees Hahaha Americans like she's from Connecticut, babe I'm sorry for being so many places I'm sorry for being a skinned passport Alright Hahaha

Well I'm sorry I figured out a way to go from Hartford Connecticut all the way to the banks of Port Targle and to the deep recesses of Luxembourg. I'm sorry that I have a word traveler like that. I'm sorry that I've been stepped more than the floor of a lord of the dense gymnasium. Sorry! Sorry that I've been lucky enough to visit the Philip Pines. Sorry I've been to Australia, but that's just my life and I can't help if my accent is reflex that. And Kathy's like, but I will say I've never heard anything shady about Sutton. You know, it's just a game of telephone. Speaking of Kyle, would you buy me one? Because it's really hitting awful having to write letters. And Sun's like, well, it's a very dangerous game when it's about somebody's character, you know?

And Garsell says, you know, with cancel culture, you know, it's just not the time to throw around strong words. sure, you know, it's just not the time to throw around strong words. Well, I know I'm a little off, you know, I have a gigantic bow on for Christ's sake. I get it. But violated is a strong word. So please stop saying I violated you. Grizzles like, no, I'm not backing down. That's it. Sounds like. Grizzles like there's nothing left to say about it. And I'm and it's done. It's like, well, I have to straighten my bow tie for it. Okay.

No. Goodness gracious. Well, and that was Beverly Hills. That was it. I mean, it looks like they're going to have to take a break for COVID soon. And I hope some, I mean, I don't know how it's going to happen at the time of COVID, but God, I hope somebody

gets something fucking going on. Because I'm not talking about this violation anymore. I'm not know how it's gonna happen in the time of COVID, but God, I hope somebody gets something fucking going on. Because I'm not talking about this violation anymore. I'm not talking about it. Well, you know what? I'm remembering right now, it was around this time, wasn't in November when Kyle and Doreet tested positive for, they got COVID around now. So I'm sure that'll be coming up very soon on the show.

And Kathy. And Kathy, they probably all got it. Cause Kyle arranged cocktails at the Huntly when LA's numbers were so high that they were going to have to shut down the city. Yeah, they probably got the special Huntly variant. Yeah, it was low carb COVID. It was toast under the table COVID. Yeah, exactly. You guys, thank you so much for listening. Thanks for being with us.

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