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Episode Date: August 13, 2020

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So yeah, real housewives a Beverly Hills in Rome. And we start with our very dramatic Beverly Hills music. DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG DONG Pacifico. We're at Res Ronte Pacifico. So we are still in the wake of what happened last week, which was when Denise said that Brandy has been saying that she's had sex with someone at the table.

And everyone's like, hmm, what? So she just dropped that bombshow. Yeah, everyone's piping mad. And Kyle's saying they're super mad. They're like, I'm really struggling with that whole saying she had sex with someone in the group thing. I just don't believe she said that I'm gonna say yeah, I don't believe it. I don't believe it And Denise is like listen and we the shit get so drunk. No, I don't think she's ever said it So don't you put it out there baby? Don't you put it out there?

Why is it is angerrier about that than anything that Brandi said and Brandi is such an unreliable witness as well. But but but Rina is much more angry about this I'd be pissed if I were Denise. Yes and it's pretty hypocritical to like how dare you put that out there into the world. You just put out there into the world that she cheated on her husband. Yeah, with Brandy on national television. Fuck you guys. Yeah, so Teddy's like, um, hi, Detective Teddy here.

Um, what you, what, like, where are all these conversations happening if you don't really know her? Hi, I'm Teddy, you just got Teddy'd. Yeah, think about that. You can't have any conversations with someone you don't know very well. Yeah. I caught you. Gotcha know very well. Yeah, gotcha And then he says like no Teddy

I'm like, yeah, but you know you say you don't want a relationship with her because she's a loose cannon But you are talking to her you're talking to her so that's something like daddy. She called me She called me. Well you answered the phone All right, she called me. Well you answered the phone answered. Okay, then I'm burning okay I'm burning cuz fucking burning campaign calls me all the time. He ain't even running for anything He'll still call me so does that make me burning it doesn't matter if you answer the fucking phone you Tweet direct direct. I must be best friends with direct TV because they're always calling about something or another Yeah, you know god Teddy so annoying. I wish Jenis would just say Teddy I don't even like you. I don't I'm not talking to you the only person I said anything truthful about was you I don't like you. I don't want you talking to me shut up. You have no business even speaking to me

It's also possible over the span of six months or so to like have one or two phone calls with someone And it still is Perfectly truthful to say, I don't really talk to that person. Like, like I know someone, I know I have a friend named Amy. She lives in Culver City. I see her at parties. She came to my birthday party once. She's really lovely. We follow each other on Instagram. I don't always talk to her. I don't talk to her. You know what? So what? We guess. So what? Yeah.

So Teddy's like, well, you're friendly enough because you're talking. Shut up, Teddy. Also, you know who else needs to shut up? Kyle's earrings. Okay, Kyle, when you're long swinging like string of diamond earrings, your earrings need to shut up. Also, I think those diamonds are trying to get away in slow motion. That's like a trail of diamond trying to like, just trying to get away from her. Well, we love Mario.

We love Super Mario. They look like those long sticks of flames that like swing around. Yeah, yeah, they do. Like in the dungeon in Bowser's Castle, of course Kyle would have like, Kyle would, like her look would be Bowser's Castle. Yeah.

Also, I noticed in this episode, I don't know why I didn't notice this before. Where the fuck is Denise even filming her interview sessions? Is she in Erin's office? Because she's sitting in front of like two kind of office waiting room chairs facing each other. And then behind her are two Plexiglass offices and Wednesday with like pink lights in it. Yeah. I kind of like it.

Once I saw that she was just in Erin's office. She's office like fuck this show. I can't even come in my house Well, we're not gonna show big farmer water the inside of our house looks like that's for sure. Yeah, that was probably the conversation Yeah, so Dorita's basically like Coil and Teddy are not very fond of Denise and so is it possible? Is it possible and she does that thing that Denise Doree does when she's coming to like a salient point where she starts to like Put like one shoulder forward and go is it possible that they're quick to believe

The worst about Denise is it possible and then she gives one jazz hand so you'll really believe it is it possible? believe it. Is it possible? I didn't touch a finger! A little touch. It's funny. I just watched Sweet Charity last night so it's like very fussy. Fussy things are like very top of mind for me. Guys, somebody loves me guys. And Denise is like, what's the fucking issue, Tally? All right. She's like to me, the issue is what you're saying doesn't fully add up, because you're saying you wanted to distance yourself,

but then you have her come to your work, set to do an interview on your set. I'm doing quotations right now, so that what I'm saying holds more weight, okay? It's like, this was early in their friendship, it's not a big deal. I mean, Denise is like, what? To do an interview?

That's a different situation, dumb fuck. Because it was, I mean, well, I mean, listen, if you don't like someone, you're not gonna invite them to your set to do an interview, but I fully believe at this point, they just had like, they were like friendly and it just wasn't a crazy thing to do. So, Doreen's like, well, that was a different situation because they

were getting blasted in it. No, Doreet, they were getting, Doreet's just not even paying attention. She's just focusing on her like spirit fingers and written it's like, well, in situation. I mean, it's Bradie Glantville, okay? And Teddy's like, oh, I mean, come on. It's like, but Lorana. We also sharing a Zana Rana come on all right. We sharing in the gym. Oh man, I would fire that agent if that agent caused me to get into

this pickle in the tabloids and or on TV. Good by agent so long. And Teddy's like, yeah, because there's a relationship. There is a friendship. There's a relationship. Fuck Teddy. He's infuriating. And then, Doree has to explain it. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. No, it's just like,

guys, Denise is not saying that she did not have communication with Brandy. She's just saying that she was on good terms with Brandy, jazz hand, to make the point, jazz hand. And when they did the podcast, that's why she came on the podcast They're on good terms boys. Yeah, I love to read trying to set down a timeline, you know, because in to read mine She's like Brandy came to her so she can't be guilty because Brandy traveled to her Guys are all missing the point so Teddy's like well, those were concerned about because if we can't get the whole story, then it's only Brandy's fault. It's Brandy's fault. And Brandy brought up these things. I have a lot of quotations, okay, because I am a honest person. Quotations,

quote, been little money food food hopping through a forest relationship. You have a relationship. If Teddy, I hope Teddy holds Brandy to the same fire that she's holding Denise, because Teddy allegedly doesn't know Brandy at all. And yet she has taken everything that Brandy has said, face value, and anything that Denise has said, she has questioned a million times. You know, admittedly Denise does not defend herself very well. But I mean, I'm sure if you question Brandy just as hard, you'll find holes in her story very well. But I mean, I'm sure if you question Brandy just as hard you'll find holes in her story as well. Well, Brandy is basically the John Blizzard of this season,

right? Because John Blizzard comes to Teddy, tells her all of this stuff, Teddy decides to bring it all out on camera. Teddy is the one to bring it all out on camera. She falls for everything. And then she's gonna turn on Brandy and still trying to make Brandy the worst, even though they're jump-listered West Terrible too.

So, it's just kind of repeating patterns, which is why it's funny when later, when Denise is like, you know, when someone shows me repeating pattern about themselves, I'm like, what, what, you are repeating pattern? You take some shit and try and ruin someone's life and get them off the show, which you've done twice now, and you lie about shit constantly. So there's your literally your entire career is about establishing repeating patterns for people. Okay. He's checking because today is the time to send out daily things to make sure that people are on a pattern of not eating over 500 calories a day. Seriously. So Denise is like, okay,

well, then fuck all this background then. Did background then. Did I say anything about you guys? No, I did not. She's the one who said things actually about you that I agreed with. But either way, she is the one who said all those terrible things that I may be added on to a little bit, but she started it. I know I love that Denise is half honest with them, but then honest with the audience. Cracks me up. Yeah, like I'll tell you guys the audience. It cracks me up. Yeah, like.

Like I'll tell you guys a truth but fuck those bitches. Yeah. So she's like, I don't care anymore and Garsell's like, you gotta care. You've gotta care. I mean Denise, stand up for yourself. Come on. This is her time to stand up for herself

and it doesn't seem like it's going the right way really. No. So this is when Rina does one of her classic pronouncements. It feels dirty. It feels dirty. It feels dirty, dirty. It's not clean. It's not, it's not dirty is, it's not clean.

Okay, you see a clean place, you know what the clean place is? It's not here. This is dirty, it's dirty. It feels dirty. How are you, dirt? Get some lice-o wipes. Why put that in a dirty over here? This is dirty. It's dirty. It feels dirty. How are you, dirt? Get some lice-o wipes. Why put that in a sturdy over here?

It's like a telephone in the Hilton. Am I right? Someone's not being honest. I'm not going to say who it is, but I'll just stare right into her face. The woman who was in wild things isn't not being honest. So, Rinna is like, it's so hard to sit here and watch Denise Richards dance around to flex. Denise, you chose to sit here Denise. You chose to sit here. Now you sit here and you all in or you go away. You sit here and you leave.

Says the woman who like who like a second ago Denise was like well Brandy said that one of you guys had sex with her I don't believe it. I don't I choose not to believe that What's happened to sitting there and take and like and owning it She's like screaming and she's way too mad about this. What is she supposed to own up to sleeping with Brandy or saying that Teddy's boring? I know I don't even think I know anymore what they want her to say. I did. Yeah, I wish Janice would just say, you know what? I didn't say that, but I wish I did. Okay, because that would be a really refreshing thing. Yes, exactly. So she yells at her and then Eric just cuts to Eric up plumping her hair because

that's all she really cares about. You know, Eric is like, last feel that good. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna keep doing her pigeons there. Oh, Kuku. So Denise is like, please say you're being very rude right now. And so Garsell asked him, like, why are you guys choosing to believe Brandy over Denise? Like, you have more of a relationship with Denise and Carl goes, actually, and she goes, excuse me, excuse me for a second. Can I finish Kyle? And she's like, okay. And she starts eating. Now, Garcell hates that Kyle interrupts her. So now Garcell is just

gonna interrupt whatever Kyle tries to say. And it's so good. I know, make me very, very happy. And by the way, let's not overlook the fact that Rina also said, also screamed at Denise. Denise, if you don't want to be here, if you don't want to be here then go. Okay, if you don't want to be here then go. Skip over it, I just rolled my chair back and screamed it across the room, time to go. Oh, I pulled her on me.

You did, you just a Ronnie. You did. You just got Ronnie right now. Oh, I thought you did the part where she said, oh, no, you have to own it or whatever. Like, you do it. Oh, lame. Go, just go. So she's losing it. I'm kind of like angrily eating. And Garsell's like, well, I don't know, Brandy.

I just, I'm just going by what I see in the press. But where are you taking her side over someone you hang out with all the time I just don't get it and Kyle goes, well, I'm not taking a side of well, well, you know, you're believing everything Well, but what I was trying to say well, well, you're believing it though Now she's not gonna let Kyle finish the sentence. Yeah, makes me so happy. I love that that's like coming full circle for her. Yeah. To complete that game, Kyle. And one of us can do it without triple bangs.

So, uh, Kyle's like, well, look, it's not about believing brand here to me. So, I mean, only you guys know, but. Well, so where do we go from here then? Where do we go from here, Kyle? Where do we go? And Teddy's like, well, I'm in a place. Teddy, no one is friends with you. Why are you the only one to speak on this? Over and over again. No one likes you. Be quiet. And there I said it. I said it. Yes. Now, now, now featured on the cover of No One Care's Quarterly, Teddy with a caption,

I'm in a place where I can be cool and be fine, but my card's up. My card's up, so I'm gonna proceed with caution. I'm gonna proceed with caution, like literally, like, you are proceeding with caution on a road that no one's even on. Okay, like, no one cares how fast your car is going because we're all on the highway. Yes, and this is where she goes into her hole. Oh, well, she's contradicting herself all the time and once somebody is repeatedly proven to pattern to me I'm not gonna continue to hope for change, okay?

I'm gonna wait for them to cheat on their tie and then charge them thousands of dollars for not making it through the plan And that's called accountability to Qing Yeah, seriously So yeah to read space you'd like guys we can just take it slow There's no reason why we have to be friends right now. We could just take it slow And I can tell you all about my new room at Booker de Beppo oh we got changed locations we going to be around Booker de Beppo room now are we now where the plastic lemons the Saint No Booker de

people I'll give it that so they have to move over to a separate part of the bar or whatever and Eric is like all right my, let me ask you this. Did you tell Brandon I'm an awesome bitch or what? Just tell me, just tell me the truth. I can take it. What are you gonna beat me, Aaron? What are you gonna beat me, Aaron? And Denise goes, I swear, I swear on my mother's grave.

All right, so like, oh, don't do that. No. Don't do that. Don't do that to me, snow, don't do that no don't do that don't do that to me snow don't do that no no no and you know that her mother's probably like creed made it or something and sitting on the sitting on the the man like she's found a way to get around it well swear on my mother's grave she goes I'm not lying Randy is lying. She's fucking lying. She said I would never say that.

And then Lisa's just like, oh! Oh! She's like in the middle of like a semi-formed macarena. Like, oh macarena! How are you macarena? I always think of Lisa being in white, like white evangelical church, like where I grew up, just like everything the preacher, the ladies are always like, oh, isn't that the truth? It's like you're just having a gossip session with Jesus like oh

Jesus we're people doing cocaine at your last dinner Okay, Judas. So, uh, so then, so after now Denise has said like she's sworn on her mother's grade that she did not say that about Erica. Then Denise tells us, I mean, Brandy said to me and, you know, Brandy said, I heard that Erica was really cool to you. And I agreed with it. That's all. I mean, I said, yeah, she's icy, but I didn't say that she's an icy bitch. I agreed that she was icy, which is different. It's all. I mean, I said, yeah, she's icy, but I didn't say that she's an icy bitch. I agreed that she was icy, which is different. It's different. And that's appearing at Rinnah's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, looking at the sky. So Erica's like, all right, so let me confirm with you that Brandy said that Taddy, I just love to hear this over and over again. All right. Brandy said that Taddy was desperate to be part of this group

but she's losing. She rides a five-foot coat test because she's losing. That's what to mean to scream about. Cutt test and she rides because she's not there. Anybody gonna stop me? Just stop me. Stop me.

And again Denise is like, no, it was Brandy who said all the Teddy stuff about the co-tails. Teddy's like, well why didn't you bring it up last night? You just got Teddy'd, okay? Accountability coach and holding you. Accountable. And the editors hate Teddy so much, they put in the clip again of Teddy going, well, so I heard that you said that I'm pathetic and the one does work to be a part of this group.

No, it's just the internet that said that I'm pathetic and the one does where to be a part of this group. No, just the internet that said that. So then Denise goes, well, actually I said, were should about Teddy than what Brandy said. So I'm confused that that wasn't what came out. So she's denying that she said the most benign shade. So funny. It's time for a crappin' raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. So funny. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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and multi cam set up in the house exclusively on CBS All Access. You can catch up on all the big brother content you need to get ready for season 22. I don't know what to believe. I mean, why arms in the ass, stopping my chest. Whoa, whoa, whoa, what do I believe? Uh, Sun Juni is like, well, I've been so fucking honest and then some, okay, like I would have sex with my honesty right now, but I had to dig the size of errands if you know what I'm saying, okay? So she starts crying and written it's like, all right.

Okay, all right. And Eric is like, you know, I have fun with the boys like the boys I think she's a good time and then we see all the wacky times that Eric has had with Denise where she's like wow You're a bond girl coming out of the ocean. Hey, you know what? You and Aaron fucking that's like porn to me I'm like is that the only that's so sad that that's the only thing you can come up with for your like deep friendship From the real Exactly She's like, but if she's called me a cold-hearted bitch what I think I've been nice to her. I mean at least me in a strange place The thing is Denise is not the only one who said this like everyone says this this is what ever this is everyone's read on her

Yeah You were a fucking funeral outfit complete with a veil last time. So, Garth says like, all right, well, oh, because Rin is like, you know what? Here, this is what I do at group events. Let's play. Anyone else want to be honest? Anyone else? Anyone else want to be honest? And Garth says like, all right, we'll have to throw it off to knees. In my opinion, all right, alright, we'll have to throw it off to knees. In my opinion, or at least, this is just my opinion,

when we took that dance class and I asked you if you felt that you're dancing affected your daughter's body image in any way. And I'm gonna say, ah, ah, fury is laughter. This is called fury. Ah, ah, ah, ah, Botox vain popping out of my, out of my temple. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I'm furious right now. Rina was not expecting that turnaround She was she thought she was out of the fray, you know Wow, I was surprised by this turnaround too because I've seen people fighting about it online all week

And I'm like what? Because release to Rina posted on her Instagram a bunch of pillow mojis and stuff like that And she it was a video where she's dancing in like spanks or something, like some kind of shapewear. And she's like, oh, wow. You know, watch out, trigger warning, because me dancing like this causes people anorexia. It causes them to have anorexia, which is not what Garcella's saying. She's not saying that you caused your daughter's anorexia.

She's saying, you have an anorexic daughter, so do you think that maybe it affects her that you're dancing around in her underwear I don't think she's saying that you caused her anorexia but right okay take it however you want because it's housewives yeah pretty much and and and Garsell's sort of she's still trying to be like you know I mean I she's like I I mean I don't I'm not the mother of a daughter so I can't really say as a mother of a daughter that I wouldn't do that but I would say that I probably wouldn't do that. Do what?

Do what? I like to read completely confused. So yes, well, I don't know. I mean, you know the dancing thing, half naked on the internet. It's like, I don't understand why that's such a bad thing. She was well, it's not for you to understand. I'm trying to talk to her. Okay, Kyle.

Okay, Kyle, reach for you to understand. I'm trying to talk to her. Okay, Kyle. Okay, Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Well, I'm trying to gain clarity because we're talking in a group. And are you talking about the Instagram videos? Is that what we're talking about now? And now we're in this. You're dancing on, dancing on Instagram and bathing suits or your underwear.

I'm going to go, well, I don't think that's what caused her anorexia. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Now, these, I mean, they're so good at like taking one thing and turning themselves into this huge victim. Nobody said that. And now you're gonna roll with that and make it bigger and bigger and bigger

for the rest of the season. Yeah, I agree. And I mean, let's not forget that it wasn't it last week where Rinne was saying like, you know, what are the reasons why I do that dancing on Instagram and just the bikini or spanks. It's because I know Lois is watching and she feels connected to me. Because if I don't dance, then she doesn't know it's me.

I do have to dance. You do that because Goldie Han did it and got a lot of likes. Okay. Give me a break Give me a break Goldie Han goals. They don't spell No, no man. I was gonna do like a Goldie Han with a gold goldie Gold okay anyway gold steaming on gold that was you were looking for golds D.O.A. L Goals D.Han. Thank you Things are not really the telling doesn't it? things are like not I'm clearly not very sharp today

I obviously like missed something entirely just before I can't I can't even come up with a very simple goals The hotline I think it's a day because I feel look at how puffy I am I feel like I slept on my face And you know why cuz I slept on my face. I can't even believe I woke up this morning I was suffocating myself my head's big. I have a big face. You can't sleep on my face. My head will crash it. I woke up like completely. Oh. I woke up this morning.

The first thing I did was look at the clip on RIG of, that we posted like two days ago of selling sunset. Where Heather was like, do you know how to spell that word, kahootz? Google's not working. And I think that like, if you watch that, the first thing in the morning, you are automatically only going to reach 25% bringing capacity.

Yeah, that's what selling sunset does. Oh God, so good. So anyway, so they're talking about this daughter thing. And Rina's getting really mad. She's like, why would you even ask me that question? Why would you even ask me that question? As if you have been asked with that question? As if Rinna has not probed with all the on like all the untoward questions all season long all her whole housewives experience long. Yes and guys I was like well I'm not judging you per se it was

more of the situation and I'm just being honest and Teddy's like well when it comes to eating issues we're gonna pick up pieces that we're gonna focus on it could be your parents it it could be celebrities, it could be people in magazines. It's not one thing and you can quote me. Look, I'm doing running quotes to burn some more calories because I'm not eating disorder at all. Look at that, burning calories right now in a fight.

I'm gonna quote a row of bicks. I'm no eating issues at all, although even though I'm in a row, I will not have dinner later this episode., if you want to get over eating disorders You need to just make sure that you don't eat more than 800 calories a day every single day or pay thousands of dollars to Teddy Okay, this is the logic. This is the Beverly Hills logic And just on a serious note for eating this is eating Okay, yes, I'm eating disordered. I talk it out all the time

I've always had an eating disorder. Does it come from my mother? Yes, because my mother has issues. My mother has eating disorder issues. Do I blame her? No, I'm an adult like you Everyone's on their own path. I mean Jesus Christ. I mean, I do blame her for a lot of other stuff, but mostly is a hobby Yeah, but you know she got that from her mother and her mother got that from her mother but I don't like our cell bringing that. I think that's a shit. I actually agree. It's a housewives fight even though I'm teaming our cell but I think that's pretty shitty. Yeah I mean yeah yeah it's definitely I guess like in a normal situation I would never bring it up with in front of a group of people but when there's all this but when there's just been so much chatter about like we have

to be honest we have to put it all out there to put it all out there this is what we do this is what we're paid to do is where she's like okay fine this is something that's on my mind yeah and it's a valid question you've got to you've got a daughter with a severe eating disorder do you think it might make her feel bad if you're dancing around in your bra and panties on? I mean, I guess I get it, but I was like, I mean, I think that like, I mean, and I, I mean, I'm not a doctor.

And, you know, my awareness of anorexia is, you know, I mean, I've had friends who've had it, et cetera. And like for sure, being around, you know, like, I'm having certain visuals in your life and in your head. I'm sure it impacts it, but I always got the impression that anorexia was actually more of a manifestation of, like, control issues and other deeper, darker things, which is not, I'm not letting Rina off the hook or anything, but I'm just saying that, like, there, it is a little simplistic to say it's only because of what Rina is doing.

I'm not saying you're saying that either, by the way, because you weren't saying that. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. But just in general, like, it's a whole bunch of issues. So maybe Teddy's right. I mean, yeah, it's just too big. I think that Rinna, the reason we're discussing it like that is because of how Rinna is twisting it into that because Garsell's not saying it's your fault. She's saying, do you think it might make your daughter feel uncomfortable when she's eating disordered and has body issues and she's seeing that?

So I think Rinne is twisting it. So I'm going off of what Rinne is twisting it into which is I mean, I don't know I just I see it as an important conversation and not really something to be brought up in a house wise fight But I don't know. It's not really a hill. I need to die on but it is a hill I would eat because I mean you know it's a hill it's a hill I would like to make an ass in myself on that's for sure I want to talk out of my ass to then die on that ass well that's what we do like deep thoughts by Ronnie's bad eating disorders eating disorder yeah you know what it really comes from corn, the corn industry. It's too much control. Look what's doing to our children. Yeah.

Well, I've got a human sleeping bag around me and it's called armor, okay? It's very soft armor. It'll be much harder to stab me. I mean, it'll be easier because I don't run as fast but it'll be harder to get into my guts. Yes. That being said, on our little crap in Discord,

there's like a food channel. And like over the weekend, there was discussion of Malamars, which was pretty much started by me. And ever since then, all I think about are Malamars. All I want is a Malamar. I just want a Malamar so badly. So badly.

So that's my eating disorder is that I obsess over things like Malamars. Oh, yeah. I obsess over everything. Okay, you know what? This is not a way to just getting to it. So Rina is like not she's like, do I scream at this bitch right now? Like what do I do? She's not really sure what to do and Garsell is really keeping her calm. She's like, no, I'm not judging I'm just asking and so Rina does what I can't say Garsell is I am so proud of her for coming up. Yes in a public forum. Yes The way she has and talk to yes 100% I'm not a perfect parent and you know, I'm proud of you as a mother and all of us as mothers

And I was like good ending, but you're still gonna be a trouble for this for five seasons Okay, I'm just saying as someone who's a famous working actor, from one famous working actor to someone who's a little less famous than I am, I'm just expressing my concern and I know I can do that because again I'm currently filming a movie with Eddie Murphy who's a movie star and you're doing something I'm sure. Listen, do you think those dancing videos that you do that aren't films with Eddie Murphy might not have any effect? Sometimes I wonder when I'm filming a movie with Eddie Murphy that's going to have wide release. If that's going to impact my sons, just the way you're dancing videos on a limited platform, my, in fact, your own.

A limited platform. My default is a limited platform. So now, Daryte, everyone decides to go home. And Daryte's like, another night in Rome, and there's still no resolve. It's like a dark clouds all around us. I was like, it's because you're sitting in front of wallpaper of dark clouds, Daryte. And as I was literally sitting in front of wallpaper, made of dark clouds.

literally sitting in front of wallpaper made of dark clothes. Like her mood is informed by the decor. Yeah. I feel as fresh as a as an English daisy. I'm like you're in a room with English daisies. Not even a real flower, but still you're there. All right, so the next day, I'll ladies again,ags and we're at it, a gov-a-rov game. Oh, and Teddy. Teddy, I'll just call down to the spa, Eric. Would you like to go with me? Oh, sounds fine.

Yeah, how did Teddy make the spa sound bad? I just called down to the spa and they can give us treatments. I'm like, ew, you just made the spa terrible. Someone made a really great observation. I think it was I think it was actually on that discord I'm not really trying to plug the discord. I'm just trying to give like proper credit But someone said why is it that on New York when we see Kenneth Luan on a treadmill in Mexico? You think good for her. She's getting it. She looks great. Dude. Good for you, Lou. Get in there and see Teddy working out in Rome You're like fuck her of course she's working out in Rome of course

I actually almost feel bad for Teddy because that's so unfair and yet that's just our truth okay we've got to be honest honest time that's it so then Garsell and Sutton are gonna go to church Sut Sutton's like, I'm gonna go to St. Peter's Mass. Would you like to come? Sounds exciting Sutton. You're gonna be a ranger of you and with a pigeon in the square. And then Rina is gonna go see FaceTime's Kyle and Kyle's like in her new Fedora.

In her Fedora, I remember my dad annoyed me. I was like, of course Kyle's gonna put on her brand new Fedora for the face time Yes eating croissants hmm of course I'm really like can you go on fast, but so you still drunk Literally doing that for the whole scene like she's throwing her head back and And the poor like this she's getting like room service during all of it And so this poor guy brings in the room service. I can only imagine what he's doing this crazy lady on her chair

Coffee all over the floor and she's like, oh, she drops her coffee all over the floor and she's like, ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Wow, the pregnant lady looks a lot better than I'm doing. Oh. So, Colin, to eat her in the lobby now, and why don't you keep me at the phone the morning, go! And they're busted and hungover, but they're gonna, you know, go do this vestibiting anyway. And Rina isn't showing up. And so they're like, where's Rina?

Where is she? Where's Rina? Yeah, she? Where's Rina? Yeah, Rina is in the lobby having coffee with Denise. And I am assuming a producer and their cell phone because this is like a cell phone scene. At one point, they zoom in. They zoom in on Rina. And it was like such a cell phone zoom

because it's like, oh, it's like all turkey. Yeah, it's like, I was expecting Midway through to Rina for Rina to have like little dog years in a snout. Just putting like facial effects on it. Yeah, I got to have cameras in there so they're like, fuck it. Let's just do it on our iPhone. Who cares? Yeah, why not?

So they were sitting, so Rina and Denise were sitting there and Rina was like, Rina's like, I think that Denise has mad at me. I'm just getting that sense. Really, Rina? Yeah, I think that Denise has mad at me. I'm just getting that sense. Really, Rina? Yeah, I'm just really getting that sense. And you know, this is a friendship that's worth fighting for because I really like Denise. And we have so many years that we still have

that I can track her name through the mud. I really like her. I don't want to end it now. She is so much like Ramona on this show. Only in the fact that she says the most vile she goes after someone really hard you know embarrassed she says vile things but she goes hard at them well she was she didn't say vile thing well yeah okay she presses the image like a fucking monster in front of everybody else and then the next day, she's like, your man, uh, uh, uh, uh, why are you mad?

Uh, uh, what happened? Why can't we just be friends? I just don't get it. Last night was a tough night. I'm so hurt for that. It was tough. I know. I had a very uncomfortable cushion.

It was, it was tough. Do you wear literally the one making it tough? Yeah. It wasn't the night. It was you. I know. That's what's so funny. Just the general gloss over. It was the night. And Denise's what's so funny just the general gloss over it was the night

And Denise is like yeah, well the energy that you're projecting towards means coming off like you're attacking me And you're almost like interrogating me and like you're coming off as a mean friend And I'm like what the fuck why the fuck did you invite me here? Okay? I could have been home getting it getting it in with Aaron's big dick and running away from Farma, you know what I'm saying? Because I love you and you're my friend. It's like really? Because it doesn't come off that way. You see your friend upset and you know if I saw you crying at the table, I'd say,

Guy stop! Like, who does that, Ranna? Like, you just keep going and going. It's just so hurtful. Well, what you said about Brandy about us? That's not cool. That's not cool, okay. That's not acceptable. What Brandy said about you, that's okay. That's okay. But when you said the brandy said, that's not okay. Unbelievable. She's what it's true. She's well, you know, I said she said that about so many people. I'm gonna say, but when you said it's about somebody at this table, don't you that? Don't tip for tattic. Okay? You tip for tattic at me. You tip for tattic at me at the table. I use a lot of tits and a lot of tats at that table. Okay? So don't tip for tatt.

Don't threesome for freesome me. Okay. don't you three some for free some me young lady Okay, that's not to an eye print eye or a coil for a coil I just did a run into read Yeah, Rina has no legs to stand on how dare you suggest a leg like for leg to stand on. How dare you suggest a fight left with a prank like that. How dare you. Denise is like Lisa, stop attacking me. I had your back. I defended you with Kyle at my house when she kept telling you to fuck off. Remember that? And we got a flashback of Kyle. You know what, Rina?

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. You're a fucker. She's got a fucker. Shut the fuck up Kyle. Hmm, and so, Rinna's like, well... You're mad at me. And I respect that chick. I'm not mad, Kyle. I'm just her. That's her. I'm not mad. I'm her. Check, please. I don't wanna hurt you, Gleece.

I don't wanna hurt you, Gleece. I just stop. I don't. Check them, please. Stop. Okay. Stop it then. I will stop. I just stop. I don't. Check them, please stop. Okay. Stop it. I will stop. I will stop where people doing cocaine in your bathroom. I can't help myself. I just have to ask that question.

And then, Rina, you got to add it to her. She is a classic housewife in this sense. In that anytime somebody comes for her, she can just turn herself into the victim immediately. So I know I kind of was like, I loved it. I know. It really is a good. That's why she's a good house slash. She doesn't make class like this either.

I don't remember which is now on every house slash show ever. It's like it's she's normalized that I don't remember to the point where it's now like a house wife's meme, you know, everybody says it and gets away with it. And this this thing where she starts crying. I just want to be a friend to you, Kyle. I just want to be a friend. Yeah.

I failed you. I failed you. Just as your own broken memory failed you about what Brandy said. I failed you. I just... I'm just trying to make it so that everyone gets along. And I just fucked it up even more darn it How just me trying to help the downtrodden of the you know dropping a nickel on their eye on accident

Blinding them. I mean whether you want me to do I'm a good person. I'm sorry for being such a good person to me So I never said I was the best friend in the world, but give me some credit for trying Give me some credit for you Give me some credit for your heart. So Denise is like, oh, Ranna, just be you. She is being her. That's the problem. Do your food. Do your food.

So Ranna is like, you know, I should have come to you. I should have warned you. Even though you were on a plane and I couldn't get a hold of you, okay, I should have said text. I should have found a small craft and flown up there and said you had to listen Mr. Mr. Mario Luigi you go with you write sky letters and you say watch out Denise they're coming for you in saying you had a lesbian affair and called Eric and Jeremy and said Ted is ready got all the people's go and tails and do it all in class and you can have

seen it from her play I should have done that! I just don't like being so angry. You know, it's not like me. I just don't know what's going on with me. I just don't know what's going on but it must be something so deep that you need to feel sorry for me right now. Forget the light of anything. Well, I'm a good person. Is this my punishment for changing up my hair style a little bit this year?

For a few episodes? You know, I was watching Sweet Charity. Shillum McLean hasn't changed my hair either, okay? She's a legend. You stupid. I love this. This is true, right now. I'm looking.

I was watching it last night when I was watching it. I was like, you know, Shillum McLean has the same hair as well. Like at least, Lisa, Rina and Shillum McLean have are like the longest, the celebrities with the longest lasting hairstyle. Yeah, I was actually looking because during the dinner last night, I was like, wow, that slicked back hair look. I think that's what Lisa wore in Chicago, which is competitive because Eric is in Chicago, but it's not. She actually had the Lisa Rina hairdo in Chicago. I loved it. She even wore that hairdo in the musical Chicago.

Yeah, that's like back here. I actually like this like back here on her. Remember when Caroline Manzo tried to do this like back here once? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. So okay. So we're basically like, I'm sorry. And she, you know, it was a decent apology

because she at least said like I should have warned you, you know, which is the whole thing. And she's like, I'm sorry. She leaves out the whole yelling at you and accusing you of shit. But, you know, it was pretty good for a housewives apology. Yeah. And so, and, and, and Denise is like, I, she's like, I don't, she's like, I don't even know why the other woman want me around just to destroy my family. Is that why I just to destroy my family? I'm like, yes, yes, you got it right. There it is. There's the answer.

And she goes, you know what? I just hate to see you so sad, Raymond We're gonna go to church. You want to come with us? I like that very much. I like to go to church. Take me to church. Take me to church. I never got something. Take me to church. And da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I'm gonna take me to church. Are you sure it's okay with you if I go to church? I'm sure crying laugh. Watching her like a greedy girl to church was hilarious. It was like the most melodramatic. Like, I want to go. I need to repent for my sins.

I need to repent and gossip with Jesus. So they kiss and make up and hug and promise to be better friends and stuff. Which we know doesn't last because of the stuff that Lisa Rinne has been posting about to Needs online which has been hideous and horrible and gross so we know that doesn't love that it was a fun scene to watch next up A pigeon inspects a maple leaf kind of the highlight of the episode for man I don't know if you saw that fucking pigeons. Yeah, there was like a maple leaf in like a puddle and a pigeon walks by. I was like, Hey, and like, Sobson looks at us like, never mind.

I keep going. I was like, that pigeon is me. So now it's Vespa time for wacky Vespa time. Kyle and Doreet go ride little side cars on a Vespa and just laugh the whole time because after we're hair dats. Alaria's Kyle. There's a lot of cracks up and falls all over the place. Trying to convince us that it's a really fun scene. So now, Erica and Teddy are at the spa. And here, let's reenact the Eric's hiding conversation.

All right, I'll be Erica. So I'm going down to Laguna Beach for Thanksgiving. Oh wow. Well, Tom's daughter is a chef. So we go there cook because he's full. Even I'm like Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

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So she's very happy. So then Rina is like, you know, I'm glad it worked out girls. I need church more than anyone. I do. I do girls. I really need church girls. And Garth still is like, why do you say that? She's like, I just haven't been back to my true self for a while.

Everyone, I'm missing the true me. It's the true me. Where is she? Where's that little girl gone? What happened? What happened? Where's that little girl? You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna dress up like rapid-to-volume the apostle and get into some water to say save me Pope whoever you are So they're going they they all tell us their you know their church histories and Rina you know summer Piscopalian, summer Catholic and all this and Rina's like, you know I went to church with my parents and then they quit going to church

So I started going to church with the family down the street and there were a piscopalian but then they moved. So I had to find another church to go another family to go to church too. And they were bad-tests. I mean I went to church the whole time without my family. And then they moved away. So I joined the historic community and I was upstairs with those women. And I said, I want to go downstairs with the men's. They kicked me out. So then I joined a cult. It's called Wild Wild West or whatever it's called. It was crazy. Big sex cult in Oregon. We had so much fun. Poison the locals. It was great.

You know, I was in Nivem, but then they wanted to put a vagina tattoo on my forehead. I said, you're not messing with this hair, Nivom! Can I join Heaven's Gate? Oh my God. I have to say, you know what? I'm not wearing Nike shoes. Good thing, right? So then I went to Waco.

Yeah. I was in one where we all were supposed to drink Kool-Aid at the same time. I said, Jim, I don't have sugar. I'm not drinking sugar. So I threw it on the grass. Everyone died. I was telling that story to David Krasch. I was like, don't drink any beverages that you haven't made yourself. And then I heard a noise outside. I was Janet Reno. I said, how are you, Janet? How are you? And I turned around the entire compilers and flames. It's on to the next one. So they can't go into the church because, you know, it's like the Vatican. So they're apparently you have to get tickets to go to the

Vatican. And no one got tickets. And the sudden, it's like, well, I'm not the one who planned this trip. Yeah, I think that was a dig at the producers, right? Rhino. Because Rhino planned the trip. So I think she's like, well, she didn't get tickets for the church event that I planned for us to go to. Now, I know the Pope, Mr. Pope, Mr. Pope,

and Mr. Dolce and I have frequently gone and gotten antipasti together. If you'd asked me, I would have gone us into that Vatican, but no one asked me. Oh, when I know who likes culture more than I do, the Pope. We also learned that Harry Hamlin has a baby with Ursula Andress or had a baby, which I had no idea about.

Rinna is telling the story because is there a drive into Rome? She's like, you know, Harry spent three years here of Rome, which is why I think our house looks sort of Roman. You know, because they did, you know, he had a baby with Ursula Andress. They, they did clash the Titans together and Sun goes, oh, I love that movie so much. I was like, what? The only person on earth who loves the old school clash the Titans movie is Sun of all people. So it's like, just janky animation. You know, he was with Ursula Anders at the time, you know, the original bond girl, no shade, no shade, just truth.

And he said that she called him and said, Hattie, come to my room and he did, I just 28 years old, like a baby. And she got pregnant that night. First time. At this day, Nikolat Chardon still does not talk to Ursula andress Gotta kicked off desperate housewives So Yeah, I also one thing that was funny was that during the stupid stupid Vespacine where they didn't even do anything interesting

They just basically got a ride that Doree she goes fin elementay this is the part of my friendship with coil that I love so much it almost compensates for some of the really shitty things she does which I was like oh I love that I love that she's still mad at Kyle I was like being mad at her I really like Doree coming for Kyle yeah because that's. She's nice to you one on one and then she's a shithead to you in public, you know? Yeah, so then Kyle and Doreka to some little lounge. And they're still like, where's Rina? Where's Rina?

Where is Lisa Rina? And Rina shows up fresh from waiting in line with the Vatican. She's like, hi, girls. Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. Church Rina is here for you. It's a new Rina. It's a new Rina. Oh no old Rina's back. Oh, no Girls I had a little bit of a breakdown. I did I did Because I saw Denise and the lobby and I said you know what it was tough last night. It was tough It was tough girls, you know

She told me you're not here for me. you're not being a good friend, and that got me. That got me right in the end. I just want to fix things. I just want to fix things girls. And girls like, you know, I feel for Denise in this situation, but Rina is just trying to give to the truth. So, you know, the truth that I put in her head, that she has to be on has to piece about, because I'm not, you know, woman enough to say anything about it. Okay. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, love, Kyle's really good at acting so innocent as if she didn't set this entire fucking thing in motion.

Kyle, it was filmed at your house. It was filmed at your house. You're still mad, Kyle is so obvious. I think the break, I feel like our podcast serves a very important purpose, which is to perpetually remind people that the roots of this entire fight go to Denise having an ice sculpture at her party and Kyle feeling a certain sort of way, calling her a ragamuffin and then feeling bad that she called her ragamuffins and now she has to villainize her, the whole rest of the season. And of course, that also stems from earlier the whole glam squad thing when Denise stood up for her to reach. So that's what this is all about. That's what this is all 100%. And it's also, you know, a lot of people are pointing out the salary, negotiations,

and stuff. Denise supposedly got four million bucks in a four-year contract, which is pretty great. And so they're like, well, okay, Denise just gets to come on and be the most popular one for doing nothing. Like, what did she do last year, except talk about Dick? She was herself. Yeah, exactly. That's what she did. That's what I say, too.

Like, she's just herself and funny and great. So fuck you guys. So anyway, but as far as we go, you know, not talking about that stuff, yeah, it's like the same old fight, Kyle's evil at the end. So, Kyle's like, well, you know, Rena, I mean, I understand what you're saying, but the reason it started is because you were hearing

that she wasn't being honest, and I mean, it just didn't come out of the blue, it came from me, so. Yeah, exactly, yeah, and that's the thing, by the way, the whole, and this is the payoff of like weeks and weeks of Carl saying that Denise is not honest. She says one thing, but she means another. She's not on. She's not asked out like weeks of that gaslighting. And this is the payoff right now is for this moment, right? So, you know, Rinna still though feels really bad because she felt like she was, she's, she's, I'm like, I, you know, you know, she's a better friend.

I just, I haven't been a good friend. I haven't been a good friend, Kyle. So I'm just gonna sit here and like, really sad at the corner of his table. I'm a bad friend. I'm just a bad friend. I think we need to judge. Being honest and Kyle's like, no, I just think, you know,

when you get frustrated with people not telling the truth, you just get, wow, that's all. Kyle's such a mess. Everyone is like, you know, you can't force someone into doing something they're not ready to do. You just can't out people on national television. It's like, you guys don't even realize how file you've been, you know.

And later, well, we'll get to it later. Okay, so then we go, we see all of Sutton's jewelry. Ooh. Everyone's dressing up for dinner. We see Erica with Sutton's jewelry Everyone's dressing up for dinner We see Erica with Mikey and she's like pizza pizza party. I'm like it's a pizza party Why you dress like lady bird Johnson right now? What's it? But on some jeans in a t-shirt? Yeah, they still all get ridiculous and to recalls home and facetimes fenix and she's like Do you like my bow, little girl,

who keeps sneaking into the house and covered me mama? And she's like, oh, yeah, mom, can I have the rest of my, if my cake a papa? And she's like, no, you can't have it to look, time. She's like, what breakfast is lunch? She's been around PK too long. So I also like Sutton's gay. Bram- Oh, sorry.

Brillundinner. Brillundinner. It's just all- Bye. Bye. It's just Brillundina. Bye. Brillundina! The new dish at Book of the People! So Sutton's gay. Sutton's gay does her makeup and he goes, Gorge, get out of my face. And Kyle, I mean, you know, I've ranted about the ubiquity

of these glam squads, and I will say, I am not a fan of all the glam squads, but that being said, watching what Kyle does on her own, I'm like, maybe the glam, maybe, maybe they've, the glam squad's deserve some sort of purpose. She comes out of this thing, looking like a 1992, Lanzen catalog. She, like her bangs, her bangs are like,

like, like, it's like they're waving at us. Her hair is like out, she's wearing these like big brown sort of like early 90s jackets. I mean, just like Kyle, Kyle, Wyos, Connie, and Selica, you're a fashion icon right now. Yes, but you know what? You should use crutches if you need them. That's I think that's point. I think that's what we've learned.

Yes. So then they're all in the vans to go to their pizza party night and to read his hatched her new plan which is my favorite thing to ever happen. The room is ready at Bukka the people! I thought we could have Titties brides of sour there! Yes, Teddy House, brides of sour, a fucking Bukka the brides of sour. I know that is like the most hilarious outcome of all this. And it sounds like, Bu- Bu- Bu way, I've got to do your baby shower. And now here we are, like, episodes and episodes later, she still hasn't done anything and Doreet basically has to take over and do it. Like, what a fucking bad friend. So funny, such Teddy Karma.

So, um, who could a baby? Who could a baby shower? Baby Dopebo. Yeah. And Doreet's like, she's like, Goys, I want you all to keep it very, very quiet. I want you to be secret goys. I'm like, yeah, I don't think anyone's gonna be like, actually broadcasting. Oh, sorry, I'm going to book it a bet both today for Teddy Mellon Gems Baby shower. That is like the last thing anyone wants to advertise on any platform. I would actually love an entire episode just dedicated to those ladies trying to get

out of that parking lot and find really entrance of Bukitapelo's because it's not it's not me easy feet. That being said, I would love some Bukitapelo right now. I would love it. So in the other van, Denise is like, I went to the van, I can do the house fucking fun. And she's like, you know, she tells us, I'm at a chance to really think about things. I'm taking control of my because I've had it. So I'm going to say my piece. Well, you say no, how I feel. Oh, you're doing the classic. I'm going to fight too hard

at the wrong time thing. Yeah. Yep. Yep. Let me taste something. Okay, spoiler alert. It's gonna be a lot of bravo bravo fucking bravo. If you know what I'm saying, all right So so the women they come into this restaurant. It's like They are so dressed up. They are like slammed out. They all have looks. Okay, they all have looks. And there's like a freaking like Pepsi cooler in the background. What are you guys doing?

Yeah, it's like a little pizza parlor. It's a pizza parlor. Like the guy like the waiters all have just like red polo shirts on with like various logos. And there's like everyone else there is like in sweatpants. And they're like so dressed up for pizza. Yes. So and then of course there's such Americans too. There's so many carbs here. Yeah. It's Italy.

It's Italy. Yeah, grasshop's like it's Italy. And then of course Teddy's like, well, I can't eat a little lunch. I'm okay for now. I'm not gonna order. Like, you are in Italy. You're at a pizza place in Italy and you're not gonna order Teddy I mean that's Teddy the most joyless Teddy housewife of all time. Oh So Teddy is like I gotta go to the restroom. That's Teddy's big plot for the night I could go to the restroom so she leaves and then Denise and Garsell are still waiting for the other girls and Denise like we're early Garsell's like why do care? Who cares? Let's just drink. She goes, I want to fucking prepare. That's why. And she's got like a whole big loaf of bread. She's like, yeah.

Carbolloting, okay? Erica has some big news though. What's easy? I have a ham and cheese sandwich. I love a kids and cheese sandwich. I love a kids' menu. It's time ordered. Time ordered off of it for me on a first date.

It just leaves the most romantic like the order off of every time I go, I don't ride. So anyway, the rest of the gang arrives. Kyle and all her like brown tan glory and And to restart something you've run about the best buzz and she's like oh, Koyle and I hit the best time I laughed so hard I did a thousand sit-ups, which is good because I'll need that exercise in advance of all the Past down gonna be having and who got a beppo opening soon and Garso goes that's a good story Ratsy the story I

When I was hanging out with Eddie Murphy who's a movie star There wasn't anything more than that just that So Did me so like all right, you know, I want to have a toast. I just want to say Ranna. Thanks so much for having oh Excuse me. I can't have a toast Teddy is I mean talk about dark she has literally dressed like the undertaker. Okay, like she's like It's under take her hat a Sunday because she's wearing like an undertaker, but it's a sun hat Yeah, it's like the undertaker decided to go on holiday and this is like the

undertaker's casual look. She's like trying to find Kane. Who interrupts a toast to say I can't toast. I know, you can toast actually. Hold up something. I can't toast. So to me, alright, to you know, to kiss to plucker. Tarana, I wouldn't fuck her. Am I right? Alright guys, I just wanted to say, I'm so glad you and I got to talk Lisa, you know, when you apologize for being a total fucking bitch to me. And you know, I know you're an advocate of being truthful and honest,, you know, I just want to say there's so much judgment in this group. And every single dinner I'm on the receiving end of being attacked. And that's not fucking cool. I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Mrs. Nyquil.

Stop trying to get down my throat bitch, I'm going to cut you. All right. And when she says there's so much judgment, they do like at extreme close up I'm like Kyle then Teddy and then Erica get into him pigeon Teddy's jaw drops like and cows just doing her lizard lip things where she's like Singing of her lips are still there pigeons and lizards pigeons lizards at an undertaker

the lips are still there. Pigeons and lizards. Pigeons lizards had an undertaker. You know what? My husband didn't want me to go on this trip. Okay. He had a feeling. He said, if you go there, you got to be careful because Rome is where a big farmer started. And he was right. Okay. And you kept you kept asking me to be honest and honest. And I was being honest and no one believed me. Okay. Well, guess what? I put my hand into a radiator and I got good energy off of it and I'm here to tell you some truth okay. Chaos is well when things are brought up and into the open we have to talk about she has no we do not Kyle and Teddy's like she said to us the night before like I'm done talking about this then she comes into the dinner with a perfectly prepared speech like what else are you gonna do to make us look bad and you look like the victim? Teddy, you do look bad and she is the victim.

Would you just stop talking, stop. Stop cutting to Teddy in these. Teddy has nothing to do with the ending. Have a meatball. Have a meatball, okay? Enjoy your life a little bit. So, such a nice is like, you know what? It's okay, you know, it's okay to have fun.

It's okay to have fun and Kyle's like, well, that's what we were supposed to be doing tonight. And now Kyle's like, you know, you know, it's okay to have fun. It's okay to have fun. And Kyle's like, well, that's what we were supposed to be doing tonight. And now Kyle's like, all like, Kyle's upset because tonight was the night that Kyle wanted to have fun. And the other night's the night's where she wanted to make Denise's life hell. And Denise is like, no, tonight is not the night

for Kyle to have fun tonight. For you to have some, you know, tension in your life. Yeah, and I like this with Denise. She's like, hold on, I'm gonna say this. This has probably been the worst trip I've ever been on in your life. Yeah, and I like this with the knee. She's like, hold on, I'm gonna say this. This has probably been the worst trip I've ever been on in my life, and I was married to Charlie fucking Sheen, all right? And that's the truth. I don't deserve this, and you know that.

And she's like, well, who do you feel attacked by me? Because I haven't attacked you. She goes, oh please. So Kyle. Yeah, it is. So Kyle, I'd like to attack you. I had to attack you. I had to attack you.

It's the first time ever that someone's called Kyle out on this because you haven't attacked me You dragged Brandy and everyone else in front of me in front of fucking cameras lady like seriously Yeah, and of course Kyle is the one who orchestrates a scene with Brandy Kyle has been like chippin at Denise all season orchestrates a scene with Brandy Then of course has has Teddy there. Knowing that Teddy will not be able to help herself. So this whole thing explodes. And then Kyle gets us to say,

they're gonna be like, I didn't do anything. And in fact, you probably, if you give it another minute, you probably would have, like, cited the fact that that first night where she said, I actually stood up for you, you know, where she was like, I mean, look what Denise is going through to read. So that is such a so classic, so classic. And it's basically also implicitly saying, like leaving Teddy out to dry.

Yeah, I have to dry. Yes, again. And not only did she bring her on camera, what she brought her to the party so this whole thing would come out and Brandy got too drunk to fucking go through with it. So she had to do another scene pretending she cared about Teddy's fucking bridal shower to get her to do it again. Yeah and we're gonna see on next week's episode that Brandy looks like Brandy's gonna be at Teddy's bridal, a baby shower. Yeah. So hilarious. Which is also hilarious because Teddy doesn't know Brandy at all. She said so a million times

on this trip. I don't know Brandy. So anyway Denise is like, well kept it's you know what the gods are true to start to feel like it was mean girls Mean girls. Oh, dare you. How dare you? Not mean girls I mean Erica who this isn't even really about Erica which you know This is when Erica makes me crazy because she gets so pissed off at things that aren't even about her Like the things that are about her she doesn't get that pissed, but this isn't even about Erica and she's like Well, Ming girls being standing up and saying what you feel and not backing down from there Then I'm a Ming girl that's a damn fucking guy. Okay, Erica right now. Erica's like burning

They are fucking down. Okay, Erica. Erica's like burning. You know, Erica's like leading a protest. Like, okay, Erica, this is not the time. So then, so Teddy is like, I'm glad you shared how you felt, but also a group of women, mean girls, when you're saying you're not judgmental,

is like sort of shady. Hi, I'm Teddy and I'm dressed like the undertaker. She got to last my experience and being honest I'll live Teddy Teddy can say whatever she wants But then she's like how dare you say something like that does mean girls while you're bringing down women everywhere Ma'am I know Yeah, cuz the news is like I'm just being brutally honest you guys keep them barding me as not fucking cool Which is I think the clearest crystallization that that's the clearest thing say so you guys keep

coming from me that's not cool okay we're in Rome I'm trying to enjoy myself so then Rina Rina finds this hilarious angle she goes I mean this group of women okay we say things we we get it all out there but like this group of women was how are how are we bullied last? Because we were called the Mean Girls Beverly Hills. It's a cop out. It's too easy to say that. It's a cop out. We're bullying, bullying by America.

We've been bullied by America. You were the fucking Mean Girls of last year. Oh my God. Railroad. And you're trying to do the exact same thing you did last year, this year. And sorry, but people have TVs, including people on this show and they've seen your stupid, shitty ways.

Okay, you're not going to get away with it, jerk. That being said, yesterday I was on social media and I was, I wound up on Pandora's Instagram Pindu Atold and gosh, I do worry about Lisa Vanderpump's post-Bravo life because they did a thing. Pandora, Pandi was like, I just recorded this fun thing with my mom. We decided to film a very silly, very silly show and they made a little 15 minute IGTV thing called a very silly cooking show. And it was basically the two By the way, there was nothing silly about it was the two of them making like brisketta with mushrooms And so they're like in Lisa Vanderbump's kitchen And Lisa of course takes over because she's the star and pandey's just on the side like cutting mushrooms

And she's like one thing that I like to do is cut mushrooms. Yes. Yes. Yes, Pandey anyway Mushrooms aren't they wonderful. I'm just going to turn on the oven. Apparently it's the only thing I can turn on in these households according to tall, okay? I'm not tall. And it's just like, and there are space like really far apart. And I guess they're socially distancing,

even though they're in the same household. And so it's just like this, it's as van der Pumpe, as you can imagine, just like pink everything, as Vanderpumpi as you can imagine just like Pink everything and just making a little like Christina with mushroom and goat cheese on it and everything And I just love the fact that bandora was like oh what a what a silly cooking show what a silly silly cooking show Oh, no, this is not so good. Well, for glad I miss it. Jeez Look delicious though. Oh So let's see where are we here Denise is like you know, all right. I got to go now I've said everything I got to say bye stupid

Like well first car cell gets up and no one knows why gar cells like You know what I want to hear you out Dorek because you're about to say some stupid cockamame thing, but I really just got a, I'll be back. I've got to go. I'm just going to happen to her. I would rather stand in Roman's sleet than listen to this anymore. I'm going to go find a fence and just stare through it.

All right. I'll be back shortly. I'm going to throw pebbles at poor Romans. Excuse me. So she just leaves and then Kyle goes, what's up with the dramatic exit? As if Kyle didn't go running out of Denise's party earlier this season, crying.

Okay, dramatic. So then Denise is like, yeah, I'm gonna go to fuck you guys. Bye suckers. So she leaves and then Kyle's like, oh my God, just because someone doesn't agree with you, doesn't mean they're attacking you Kyle It's not agreeing with her or not. It's all the shit you're doing to her off camera you fucking monster So everyone's furious now that these yes that these ladies have left their furious like how dare they leave a shooting out

Yeah, in America's like it's like, well, I don't think we'd be in the situation if Denise hadn't left so many times the middle of conversations. I mean, says Erica, who has been the queen of shutting down so many conversations about her and when things get too close for her and she's like managed really her life very well

away from the cameras, you know? Yeah, like last year on their vacation, when Teddy's like, you know what, I really don't appreciate like whatever the fuck Teddy was going on about last year. And Erica when Teddy's like, you know what, I really don't appreciate like whatever the fuck Teddy was going on about last year. And Erica's like, oh, you know what? You're not going to come familiar. I'm going to bail.

I just went to bed. Please all of you. It's true. Everyone, I mean, the, yeah, the point is this is that we're not the only people who've taken hypocriticals. Okay. Yes. We're not the only professional hypocrites.

Yeah. So Garth, so Denise goes outside, she sees Garcell and Garcell is crying and she just is like, you know, she misses her family, she misses her kids, she's basically like, why did I come on this stupid trip to watch these people fight over and over again when I could have been with my kids, who at least they are doing some stupid shit too, but at least I can be at home while they're doing it, you know. Yeah, so Gargg sells like, all right, I guess I'm going to go back in. And Denise is like, yeah, fuck them. So she leaves.

And the producer comes up to Denise. And he's like, Denise, let me just say something. You going back home is a big mistake, Denise. It is you. She just goes, do you speak for America? She just goes, well, you know what? They're assholes Yeah, he's like you can't make a big speech like that and not here everyone else's opinion

Also, we're paying you like a million dollars. So go back in there. He's like come on Let's just see what we can do about this. Let's all figure out how we can move past this chick up Jesus Christ Fine. Yeah, she's like fine. So inside Teddy is like, you know, I was willing to be kind of cool about it, but tonight she calls us mean girls. I'm like, oh gosh, Teddy, please. Oh, you were willing to, Teddy.

Oh, you were willing to. Wow, what a good person. So Denise is like, fine, fine, fine. Okay, I'm back. And Eric is like, well, thank you, Virgil, I'm back. Thank you, thank you. And Doreet's like, well, thank you very good way back. Thank you. Thank you. And to each like, yay, yay. This is like when PK stopped eating potato chips for a week. Yay.

So, uh, Carl's like, you know what? I would like there to be resolved because it's more fun laughing. Obviously, you know, we do have fun together girls and she goes, yeah, I know I've experienced that. And so they agree. Well, Denise is, Denise is, well, she goes yeah, I know, I've experienced that. And so they agree. Well Denise is, well, she goes like, you know, but it doesn't at least feel that way. That you wanna have fun. It doesn't always feel that way. And Garsell, I don't know if you know this.

Garsell just grabbed your arm like, just stop. Stop. We're both too famous to deal with this. Yes, just like you've said, you've had your moment. Please do me. We are movie stars, I love you said you've had your moment please the peace okay. We are movie stars It was just like it's not worth it anymore who cares yeah, so Rina's like you know what? I think it's just best if we don't call each other names. Oh, oh, so now being called mean girls now You're the big victim because she said mean girls

so then called mean girls. Now you're the big victim because she said mean girls. So then to me is because I didn't call you that. I just said it feels like that. I understand. I understand but today I was in church and Jesus told me I love your jacket. I said thank you, Jesus. And then the Pope just looked at me and I thought, you know what? As a group, we should not call each other names. Okay, I understand how you feel. Okay, trust me. Trust you. Know me.

I know you trust me. I just want transparency. That's why when I finally barged my way in to St. Peter's, I looked at the Pope and I said, let's talk about your arrest. let's talk about your arrest. Let's talk about your arrest. So then they get food delivered, which just, I mean, it's like my house. Everyone's like suddenly happy, everything's fine, you know?

Pizza fixes everything. Yes. And Rena, who's obviously obsessed with drag race lately, is like, I've never had pizza like that. Penny! Ha ha ha ha ha! with Drag Race lately is like I've never had pizza like that Penny haha So then it's like back to the crazy questions from the other night like where's the Crate where's where's where'd you first where's most embarrassing place who had sex and Denise is like well

I just moved his hand the egg out and I went down to Tijuana on there is a donkey show. No, no, no, I wasn't part of it, but the person who ran it his house caught on fire, but we still had sex in it before we got third degree burns. It was so weird. And Eric is like, oh yeah, the home with Tom. I'm like, what's the craziest place? What's the craziest place you ever had sex? Okay, I was like a hospital. Okay, I'm gonna tell a really confusing story All right, so I had a massive head injury when I was 16 Right after all my limbs got torn off and they had to be sewn back on Did I never tell you about that? Okay, so I had this massive head injury my boyfriend would just sit there and his dad was dad was the I had this massive head under him my boyfriend would just sit there and his dad was dad was the was a hot doctor at the hospital And his grandfather's grandfather actually used to make cinder blocks and his grandmother

She used to she used to sew things to put around the cinder blocks to keep them warm So anyway, she was sitting there and I was like why she's sitting there? So we had sex. Oh, no, not me and the grandma me and my boyfriend story was really weird Okay, her boyfriend's dad was the head of cardiology. So he came to the head trauma unit to sit there and stare at you. And it sounded like she was gonna say she fucked the dad. I think Erica mixed her story as a last sec. I think she just came in with the last minute at it. Because then she's like, Oh, yeah, then we had sex. Oh, one with the dad, one with the dad. Okay, backpedal. I fell off the'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I'm just like, oh, I was like a black type. Well, I'm doing right now

But like I was in a black tie affair like a private table that calls a lot to sit on and we had sex at it Carls such trash like everybody else's stories. I'm like, oh have fun on a plane in church In the hospital. That's so fun and cause like out of dinner table A black tie event So I'm like, well I would rather I don't want to talk about the craziest place I'm all talking can I say the most romantic place that I had it? It's sort of crazy if you think about it. Can I say can I say I was in Avignon France and we had just come back from a caviar tasting at Mr. Dolce's compound in Provence and

We were in sleeping bags and it was a campground and there were little French snails all around with little little Little berets and I said let's have sex and he said maybe next time I said okay, and that was the craziest place We almost had sex You're lame So rain rain, R, rain is like, okay, my mom, my moment. I was in a station wagon, but I was in there with my best friend, and we both had our boyfriends, and we both had sex with our boyfriends,

right next to each other. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And then I was, I enrolled in the window to get some air, and someone passed by me, she looked like Denise, and she mom shamed me She mom she right there was having sex. It was terrible. It was the worst time right last. She called me a mean girl I'm never gonna forget it. It was crazy I'll never be able to listen to white snake again

So Denise is like well, what about you Denise? She's like, yeah, I was a church parking lot. Yeah Over there St. Pete's like, yeah, a church parking lot. Yeah, over there, same pizza. Yeah. To the errands and town. I say, there are no better get here, because I'm horny and these women are driving me nuts. Let's have sex and same-peter square. The fucking Vatican, that's weird. That's where I add sex, okay?

Sistine Chapel, all right? So, Rinna's like, this is proof that we can forgive Okay, so Garsell or that pizza solves everything Yeah, that's the real proof so Garsell's like all right well tonight We're just gonna drop everything that's negative right and so they all agree to move forward and they're laughing and laughing and Everything solved for the season. I'm so excited move forward and they're laughing and laughing and everything solved for the season. I'm so excited. We're gonna move forward. We're gonna move forward.

Stay in this quagmire of rumors from Brandy Glandtall. Next week. Brandy, let's bring Brandy back on. Listen, I suck on her fucking pussy! Really? Oh gosh, I'm actually I'm enjoying this season quite a bit. I as much as angry as I am I'm never I'm never happier than when I'm this hangin' you know I get angry but it's also really So funny. It's nice to laugh so hard. I mean we just talk for an hour 20 minutes about this stupid 40 minute show

Absolutely because if you're not getting angry, you're not living and I think that like you know There you know, we've had some bravo shows where you don't feel anything and so that's like that sucks I think you have to either be like Totally laughing having a great time or you're or you're just like riled up about something because if you're not feeling anything Why are you watching no one wants the middle of the road show guys. Okay, love it or hate it, but do one of the two. Yeah, exactly. All right, well, thank you guys so much for being with us.

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