Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Ya Give Me Beaver

Episode Date: February 1, 2018

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no, it's called waiting until I listen. It's a game that never ends, guys. Well, anyhow, this episode of Real House is a Beverly Hills opens up with Kyle and Erica meeting at a store in Beverly Hills. And Erica does this thing. I'm noticed that Erica has a way of Saying hi to people at like party's replaces. She does a very understated thing. She says hi I'm a baby. Hi, baby. Hi She doesn't do like a How are you? She's like a how are you? Like a- Hi, how are you? She's like a-

How are you, baby? How? How are you, baby? Hi, baby. So she's meeting Kyle to shop at some tacky ass store. And Kyle's like, oh my god! You look like a rock star. And then I remember, you are a rock star agency agency.

Agency American woman! Now headlight, headlighting Coachella. Erica Jane my Pusses on still just an in my song Pusser I don't give a fuck I don't give a fuck erotic erotic put your hand on over my Bata that's not your song I wrote a song one time for the dirty musicals at UCB I was doing hookers at the point and I wrote a song called my Pussies on fire and you know what I wish that I knew Erica Jane way back then well I don't know where now know what I wish that I knew Erica Jane way back then Well, I don't know where now really, but I wish that she was in my orbit back then

So I could have tried to sell the damn song. I could be rich right now my pussy's on fire. Oh fire Car won't start. I won't stop kids in the car won't stop, but my dick is hard Expensive to be having a car. We didn't start the fire in my pussy. She loves the pussy. Lampshades. Guys, sorry we're saying pussy so much. I think it's because someone sent us an email. It's like, I love listening to this with my kids in the car.

And we're like, that's horrible, please stop. And so now, of course, I'm talking about the P word over and over. Who does that? Who does that? Who does monster? Am I sorry for whatever we've done to your children now have the talk and get it over with Mappasa. Mappasa. So I was like, this is like pretty woman when they wouldn't let her shop

in Africa. That's me every day. And I'm luck towards towards Costanza. Yeah She's like I'm just taking a long time. He could be a brat at times with his broken angle But uh, it's fun to take care of him. Let's go. Oh, no song my pal. My palad. It's fun to take care of Tom That's a wrap everyone oh every day every night leaking all over the place okay your ballad is cut

brin brin he's a a spandas it was really rough uh, hosting Tom down but you know it's like when you first get a dog the poo so gross

But then you get used to it and you realize you're feeling to the bag to see how chunky it is I mean, it's just life guys circle of life Listen, you can't have fun on a slip-in slot until you hold it down first So they start talking about They start talking about this party talking about this party to reach having um and PK for PK for PK And so I want to have a James Bond theme for PK. I think it'd be hilarious because he's like a secret agent

Except not guys There's like agent. I have an agent and a television show and guess what my husband is the boss of lots of real estate agents agency And he's like, well, yeah, because you know pks 007 figure that works. It's about the about to have in their city bank account Second not stood. I'm gonna. I'm gonna trade my no, it's already taken all right I'm gonna I'm gonna trade mine. No, it's already taken all right So let's see she's on the youth floor accent. Oh, yeah, do read it was the first time I ever hooked that was read Will I talk? God this lady's okay. She even only used four accents Yeah, I talked about how about they got high and high. Yeah, Erica was like, oh, what was just the read is like for the very first time, we could just communicate.

I'm like, do you remember what that communication sounded like? To the lady. Yeah! Like a boy. Oh, my goodness. Yeah! And so they check out at the end and Carls, like, oh my god, we didn't even have a pretty woman moment.

They were nice to us. Yeah. and then Kyle's like, oh my god, we didn't even have a pretty woman moment. They were nice to us. Yeah, well, it was kind of funny because in the middle of it, they're like Kyle and and Erica were talking and they're like blah blah blah, the Doreet blah blah blah, hold this please. Just just like handing stuff off to the heritage saleswoman. It doesn't have time to like shade them. Yes, and also Kyle, let's remember the end of Pretty Woman. They were way nice to the whore once you have the money, okay? So it's pretty much following the movie. We didn't get to see Julie Roberts hose down Richard Gears butt, but I guess there will

be a sequel at some point. Yeah. So then we go over to Lisa Rina, who has something very important that she has to get off our chest. I have to drink water. I'm dehydrated. something very important that she has to get off our chest. I have to drink a water. I'm dehydrated. Oh, this is crazy.

Well, so try. When I drink water, I'm not. It's nuts. I need more water. And then Monique goes, yes you do. So. It's like, well, that's the agenda. I love that Monique is not even listening to her.

She's like, yes, yes you do. So all these parts you're up for and Monique, I mean, Rinna's like, yeah. Well, there's maybe in the middle. And then there's days of our lives. Monique goes, what about QVC? Like Monique, you can't just make everything a role, you know? She Money goes, what about QVC? I'm like, Moni, you can't just make everything a roll, you know? Which is like, what about that cupcake story?

You're gonna open. I'm gonna go to the opening up. What about that fancy umbrella factory you've invested in? What? Just felt like a good, a good, a good direction for your storyline to go. Oh, okay, sure. I'll open up an umbrella factory.

Everyone, it's raining. It's raining umbrellas. See what I did there. Wow. Oh, it makes like, I'm glad we talked about this. Do I get to meet the rat yet? Because I have to take care of his social. So are you going to bring him out here? Or am I just going to be making this up as I go along? I don't know. Don't hustle the hustler and that goes for the rat because that rat is a hustler, baby. That rat finds cheese. I don't even eat cheese. Oh my god, you get the cheese. That rat.

So to rat was singing don't cry from me, Archantina. How the crammy. That was Patty LaPone, ma'am. How bear you. How dare you. How dare you. Ha ha ha ha ha. You're rat-listen. You're not a rat of a man, and he ain't a-ha.

I hear you. You're the great rat. Ha ha ha ha. You're rat's getting great voice. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So she's like, oh my god. Ha ha ha ha. I just got a text from Amelia. Harry's getting a puppy.

Without asking you, typical. What is it with these shows when men do shit like that? All the time. And the rain is like, oh my god, I'm so excited to clean up more shit. Yeah, because the rain is like, well, who's gonna take care of him? Who's your take care of him? The rain is like, I am. Yes, you are. She She's like I don't know if I can take it. I mean the middle days, momager, Bradager, zucchini spaghetti. What else what else do I do? water. Yeah. Just drink your water. So Lisa and Teddy are horses. I've got this guy. I want to trot with him. What a sexy beast. I leave him here because I found out that they have staples next to a hotel and I can sleep next to a horse. They do it just for me. There's nothing like sleeping above a cage that you've locked a man in.

Handsome, handsome man like this horse, you horsey. Ah, you know, I love staying at the Fairmont by Delmar, Redisort and spa, horsey, stable place, because you can spend the night next to your horse, and they didn't pay me to say that. No, they let me have my horse in the stable. For free, I don't have to mention the Fairmont Gardens in Resort in Delmar, because at home, the horse has to to stay the stable 45 minutes away. Oh the Traverse D One eight hundred Corrosity, damn, our planter planter, lago lago They not only have breakfast, they have continental breakfast and in Europe that means French

You see because in England we're off the continent do you get it Teddy do you get it oh I don't know what condoms are in poor yeah I don't know I'm just like a normal person you know I just like beer and like regular countries so Teddy's like if I ride your horse when you're not here because I would love a loner yeah you're a really good really good ride at least I know You're a really good writer, he said no, not like you, not like you, Teddy, but you're a good not like you. Don't be bothered more effort into things, don't they, Teddy? She's like oh my god, this woman gets me. Say it again, Teddy, say it again, you're not your a really good writer, no!

I can't possibly take that. So she's like let's go do something else, she's like all right. Let's go walk over to piles of shit We'll talk about to read I Love the fact that you're into horses to have a friend that rides. He's great I'm like, oh, it's now. I know why Teddy is a full house. I have not a friend of So can is their waiter the husband no can is their waiter's like I Speak French to speak French prince again Isn't me ordered the scene sort of feel like lesbian bachelor you know, it's like all right now

Let's get to know each other a little bit more on one on one date. Teddy, what can I do to get your balls down? And I love because you know money. Teddy, would you like some carbohydrates? She's like, no, I can't because I was fat and I I seriously love that they tried out that picture of Teddy when she was 21 every episode where she's looking She's like it's like fat Teddy, which is not even that fat, but she's like heavier and she's just sheepishly looking at the camera like Hi, I'm Teddy

That's when you're like bigger and you're like, oh my god, if I lose weight, I'm going to feel so much better. And then you lose weight and you don't. You're like, I'm still Teddy. And she has those catch up and mustard highlights, you know, it's like, oh, well, she spent time in Arizona. I didn't. Yeah.

She's got some Allison to buy highlights for sure. So Teddy's like, you know how many hands I need to show how many times Edmund served me? No, I need zero hands. I was like, oh, thank God you've got more than that darling. Hands are important when you're trying to break Freddy out of jail before the stable owners are here. You got you darling. So she's like, Ken, Teddy was Teddy told me she was two one reparsing. I don't believe it.

I don't believe it. Yes, you don't either. You don't have that body type of that giant lollipop head. Is that gone, Teddy? You're not like that. That one waiter we once had who hang around it. Wasn't in. Deena.

P.K. lost weight one time and his head almost fell off. There's way too big for a little popsicle stick, sacky body, darling. Tell me how you did it! Body lift, prayer, I support the church as well. Ha Thank you, Teddy. Thank you. So Teddy's like, I'm just like a regular person. Anyway, I've got a beach house in Dana point. So like I want to fight everyone, but like I don't want to because like There's like a person who was like I'm not gonna say who it was But she like was upset when there was like Rose a port of champagne glass. I'm not gonna say it a port in champagne glass. I'm not concerned in. Jenny come on. Just say it.

Give me a hint. No, I'm not gonna say it because I don't want to be held accountable for it. Oh, shit. So I love when she says she has a beat house and found her pumps like, why don't you invite us? She's like, I don't want to have to care about glasses. So come on to serve Diet Coke sterling. Come on darling! That's like saying you don't want to get in my rolls because it's dirty.

Fuck off who else has a beach house rolls. I don't eat rolls. So... But do you sleep on the side of the road in your beach house? Oh, tell me who. You could could tell me don't keep it secret tell auntie Lisa who was mean to your wine glasses And she's like a mark and a say it works Let me think about it and can't say well it wouldn't be to read because she wouldn't come after you What sort of drinks you don't want I've rosy out of room. I've seen to read drink straight from the bottle

I've seen a poor bottle's in poor drinker out of that hair. One time she drank it out of Hanky and Pinky's mouth. What time? Yeah, shit, no, he doesn't care. She doesn't know the difference. One time I saw her a cup of noodles and told her about Cristiano. It's like expecting the old Teddy to care what food a plate is served on. So, let's see, Dana.

Teddy, now they take three. I don't even care. This is stupid. Okay. Yeah. That's the end. So Marina Del Rey. Marina Del Rey.

That does does. Marina Del Rey is very far. Okay. And the best thing about it is that they have a cheesecake factory and very lovely people who live there. But don't invite me there. I don't want to go all the way out there as far. Yeah, it's really annoying to get to

because there's no direction route. You either have to take like the, you know, like this is what the California running the hit, Marinadal Ra, that's what, this is what it's based off of. Because in order to get there from where we live, you have to like make your way down to the 10, which means you have to take down Lossiantaga

or Fairfax and take the 10 over to the 405 and get off at the 405 at the 90, unless you want to be clever and go down Lost again and get off its loss and take slots into the 90 take the 90 and bring it all right either way It's not to react. It's not easy. There's always traffic. So it's not nice unless you have a Mohammed Cup to get it So someone tweeted us a picture that was hilarious of the The computer shot of Doreet picking which boat she wanted and acting like it's this mega-matchin boat. And then the one that she actually got, she's such a lying

biotch. So Cory, she's like, Cory! No, who said this Lisa or her? She's like, Cory, is it just big inside? Is it his outside? One of them said that and he's like, well, you know, I mean, yeah. You know, subtract the width of the housing material, so to like, I mean, what the fuck kind of answers you want from him, stupid? Gosh, my god, it's huge. PK is just going to love this. Guys, it's so huge, so huge, I might have to do a stab in the, it's stab in the gut sound. huge I might have to do a stab in the mat it's tapping the gut sound

that was quite right that didn't quite do it right this time so I sparred there's caviar and chick Lisa can you believe it the champagne there's caviar oh okay D. You figured it out, congratulations. Yeah, this is like time to rent it in, okay? She's an idiot on something, she needs a little bit to focus. And she gets in a bit to scatter it. It's like, cut to Doreet, like, running around in circles, around all the tables, like, Oh!

Doreet, the proper expense for a party is between the price of a range Rover and a rose Royce which are both borrowed. Yeah. I think the proper the proper price for a party that she's doing is somewhere between like $150 to $200 and you think I have to pay it. And then she still tips nobody. Yeah it's a cash bar and the catering chairs are white. They're not even spray-painted gold. I'm mortified for you, ma'am. and the catering chairs are white. They're not even spray-painted gold. I'm mortified for you, ma'am. Yeah, where's Glen when you need him?

So, uh, Doreed is like, Lisa, Boyd George said, I think you and I should sing Fever together. Isn't that crazy guys? Me and Boyd George singing together, and Lisa's like, uh-huh, okay.

Sounds... Sounds awful, quite personally, but that's okay. Because it'll make you more of a broken bird with the humiliation Have I mentioned my Lionel Ritchie duet? Have I mentioned that I sang a song with the lead singer of mr. Big I love six in the city So toarius like, oh PK. Oh no, she's telling Vanderpromp what she's planning.

She's like, I want to be able to move. Which I mean, I don't, I guess that's the fever song. She wants choreography. So she's going to call Erica for advice. Yeah, basically Darius can ask Erica to get advice on how to like have some good stage presence. Or in Erica's vagina, your enemy last season, like I get making up with Erica, but isn't it too soon to ask the vagina for tips on entertainment?

Yeah, well, at least you didn't ask for, try to contact Baleona. It could have been worse. So, um, Lisa, little, little call back to Euros of Hollywood, a forgotten gem from the Bravo Cannon. So, um, now that the ones they've like looked around, the boat and everything, Lisa starts talking about how she's like, well, Daddy has a beach house that I really want to see so that way I can properly put her down in the future.

But before I can see it, apparently there's an issue because someone was complaining about wine glasses during the wrong thing out of the wrong glass And he's like is that what she said oh? That was me it was me guys guys with me My friends don't have to impress me if they do we're not friends I think that's the point yeah well why is this a problem Lisa Lisa there's a problem darling I swear she just said it was uncomfortable darling I said that's how it is at first you'll get used to it it's

worth it for all the cash dollar bills that you have in your G string at the end even if they do smell a little butt cracky, you made that money yourself little broken bird. Lisa, what we're talking about now. I forgot darling, I was just some hostess training today. Did I mention that I slept next door to my horse last night? I feel so rested. So Lisa, then comes to Reese's defenses like, listen, Doree wants to drink the right drink out of the right glass, I don't think that makes up high maintenance quite personally. I'm like, I think it's a special request. So yes, that does make her high maintenance.

I mean, I get it. Like, yeah, it would be nice to drink the rosé out of a rosé glass that I've champagne glass, but it wasn't just that she was like, oh, you know what, can I actually get this in a different glass? It just, it's an asshole. She said in a, she was saying it in a, in a mean way. She was letting it go. She was letting it go. She was being an asshole.

She brings up the same fight over and over again, just like she did last year. She's a total prick and a liar and a fake ass human being. And God, I'm so glad she's on this show. Yeah. Yeah. Now she's the one of these things like this. I mean, this is how stupid to read it. She goes, I'm fond and till it to be a little bit tightly wound. Like, you know that that's watches, right? And clocks. And the whole thing is about a fucking

fight. Maybe don't make a clock pun. Well, it turns out that I was watching this wonderful show about how to crank up your clock. I was called cranky-enkers, and I didn't learn a thing though. I was very sad. That's probably why I was late. Cranky-enkers, Lisa! It was very funny. All these wonderful lovely humans with strange mouths talking to each other,

so I could read those republics. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Kyle and Boricio is like, oh, yeah, look, it's a double date. Me and Kyle, oh, yeah, this is great. This is great. Great. And I put no logos on either Kyle or Moria. What is happening to that couple? I've never seen them in a scene without logos or like advertising of some kind. Well, because Kyle was like, he's, you know,

because he was like, Ibed should, should I put on the agency hat that I should wear today? Should I put on the agency hat? Yeah, he's like, nah, we're just shooting a scene with Teddy and Edwin. There's no way this is making the final cut of the show. You don't have to worry about it.

Are we gonna reshoot this scene where we talk about twin beds? Because I'm gonna to order another drink. Okay. Yeah. So they get there. And I only of course thought of you because there was an extensive food ordering scene where Reese is like, all right, I'll have the chilled, sparrows, I'll have the broccoli

knee, I'll have the carrots, I'll try a little bit of a salmon, I'll have a margarita, she'll have a margarita too. My margarita will be spicy or it will have like a be skinny. I'll also get an extra straw in mine. I'll get the pepper on the side. I'm gonna have a candlelobe afterwards. Something like that. And the waiter's just like, you got it. There's gonna be a girl locking herself in the bathroom stall later. Just don't call the police. She'll eventually leave. Okay. Rather, I don't want to have to bail her out again. They're like, yes, sir. just don't call the police, you'll eventually leave. Okay? I don't wanna have to bail her out again.

They're like, yes sir, okay. And the Teddy's like, oh my God, he, that's way too much emotion for Teddy. Let me reset. Yeah. She's like, oh my God, that's so romantic. Like you order for her and he's like, yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah, she's like, I'm Teddy.

And then the way to, like, I'm the way to, like, something. And she goes, y'all have the skirt's taken. So will he? Yeah. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

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I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm here and play to lemons? I'm just a humble person. Anyway, my beach house in the gated community. Let's talk about that.

So Kyle is like, so I hear you have a beach house and we all want to see it. So we have to know how wealthy you really are because that's all we care about. So Edwin is like the asshole here. Because he's like, well, I mean, it's basically a cottage. I think he's the one who said it's a cottage. He's like, it's a cottage. You know, there's like five bedrooms, you know two the rooms have twin beds So my first of all don't don't start acting like you're in freaking Newport, Rhode Island calling a giant mansion's cottages That's the only place. It's allowed no you have a mansion. I know I have this obsession with seeming poor It's so weird. He's like do I look like I smell that's on purpose It's like what are you doing no one cares but also I think he is kind of scared that he's gonna have a

a bed with you know look this guy they've been trying to get on bravo lord knows if you're trying to get cast you're trying to get on there and they've probably watched real housewives of Potomac you know as desperate people do and this is like straight out of real housewives of Potomac a bed with twat root you know they might as well be in Rohobe at beach right now in Maryland, okay. Sorry, we're not fancy never for you. And Teddy is like, I'm a casual person, not like easygoing things. I'm Teddy. Like shut up, you're talking about your beach house slash cottage that has five bedrooms. Stop talking about being a casual person with easy going things. Yeah, she's like, I'm totally casual.

There's twin beds. It's going to be a potluck situation. Like a pop-up. You'd see bitch. Who the hell wants to drive all the way out there with food? And no one of you is going to cut. And by the way, you can obviously be a wealthy person and have a beach house and be a casual person

who likes easy going things. I think just what annoys me is that she seems to really go out of her way to be like, yeah, I'm just normal. I don't get what these people are talking about. Oh my God, black tie, I don't do that. It's like this excessive need to be like an every man kind of person when you can just be like, yeah, no,

yeah, we got a beach house, but you know, I'm like it's chill. You know, I don't know. there's, there's subtleties, just how to, what, with talking about to read with the glasses, some person, a person can ask for a different wine glass and not behind maintenance, a person can ask for a wine glass and behind maintenance. And it's the same way, if someone can be wealthy

and still be casual and that's totally cool, and you can be wealthy and just like not own up to it. Own it, baby. Bo-wawawawawaw I mean, it would be fun if you worked all elites. It's like, oh, shut up. So, um, they start, you know, it's so boring being around. Yeah, basically, you know, talking about her. No offense, Teddy, but I mean, Jesus Christ. Even their like crazy story about when Edwin first met John Melanchand. He's like, yeah, John Melanch cam should be this big black man showed up. And then like these guys, these security guards showed up.

And then John Mellon cam came out. He's like, I did a security check on you. Like, whoa, like, first of all, that's weird and creepy. And he's showing up like he's the men in black. Second of all, like, no pay off to the story. Much like. Much like paid off because, you know, I don't have much money, you know,

I'm just normal. My story is in for closure. My story is just a rental and I have to get it back. So, yeah. So next up is TREET! She's like Molly. Hello, this is an assistant lady. I have to rehearse with George!

Boy George! But he's is like what? So PK thinks some shopping with George. I am so guys, I'm so stressed over this party. I haven't been distressed since I made those Moroccan-style beans that are not Moroccan at all. Oh guys, I'm so stressed. And PK is like, oh babe, I'm in here babe, working on a 1987 Mac monitor that's totally not spray painted or cardboard.

Alright, so just call me working, working, making money, working, working, have no idea what's going on. We are doing a reunion of Wang Cheng, should be great girls. Baby, you know I have to have my eyes tested, right? Because I thought I was sounding a contract for Celine Dion and instead it's Wang Chong. Look who it is! It's Bo George! Bo George! What do you think of glasses? Actually that was speaking. He's like, what do you think of glasses or whatever? Or his glasses? I don't even know what they're talking about Yeah, but he's like a dog. I'm talking right now. He's wearing a gigantic forl hat

And he's like all right. We're just going shopping shopping for a bed girl and What was I gonna say about oh yeah, he's like did you get the baby sit a baby? I don't want to have to take care of that twink alone. Is he still saying to the radiator twink? That's my favorite boy George story boy George getting fucked up and chaining a twink hooker to the radiator twink? That's my favorite Boyd George story. Boyd George getting fucked up and chaining a twink hooker to a radiator. L.O.I. Yeah, yeah, which is why it's funny that later on, Ericka, Jane mentioned, hooking on sunset because the boy George was like, I did a do close to home.

Call him a community if you know what I'm saying. We use Craigslist now, darling. Yes. So, um, Kyle, I wrote down Kyle arrives, but where did she arrive? Where she at Rinnah's house? She didn't run him out of somewhere. Where did she in? I thought oh she's getting her hair done before the party. Oh yes. And it's she's like, well you know, there's an agency for an agency property. I'm sorry. It was Rinnah who arrives at Kyle's house, right? Yes. Yeah, there's busted floors and Rina's like oh my god

Hi, hello marble. Hi. I love marble and marbles Hi, where's Glenn? I want to give Glenn a big hug Glenn Glenn I brought him a sweat rag Glenn. It's from the least of Rina collection is actually an old duster that I turned into a rag Glenn Glenn where's Glenn? So Steve Fid, Kyle's talking about moving. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. So they're talking about boats. She's like, are you going to go to the party on the boat and run it's like,

boats? I hate boats. They show all the clips of Rhinocis ruining everybody's life on a boat. Seize them after season. And then they're talking, yeah, one boat after another. So then Moby Dick never changes this haircut. It would just be funny if they were just going back in time. It's like, you know, the junk boat.

And then it's like, that Dubai boat. And then it's the new answer, I mean, the the answer damn boat. And then it's like the Titanic. She's like, oh, remember that time I was in the Titanic. Oh, well, Iceberg straight ahead. No one listened to me. I remember when I did, when I did Erica's choreography on the Mayflower.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Remember that time that will tour her Bowdoin Half. It's just a moby dick. Just like, it can be leased around. Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Just is his moby dick just like can Lisa really be like Just laughing at moby dick One time I told moby don't be a dick. They were a book about him. I run it on the Titanic Well, I was eating iceberg. I mean I hate boats. It's she's on that she's on like cruise liner and that like coastal concoria

Like Reynolds fully sideways like sliding down like This is hilarious Is this a good time to mention that I recorded a duet of dancing on the ceiling with Lionel Richie Hi, I get it So how do you do a potluck? How do you go to Dana Point with potluck? Vanderpump's gonna bring a fucking chicken. Get it?

To a flashback of Vanderpump trying to teach Adrian Malib had a cookie chicken. That I believe was the time when Adrian Malib thought you were supposed to scrub the chicken with soap. And why is soap? I just had a Lisa Rina laugh. I also liked how Lisa Rina was basically making a fun of Teddy's long ass text message because the text message was basically like,

hey guys, I have a beach house you can come or you can stay at a hotel, whatever you want to go biking, and the next morning we're gonna do this instead, we're gonna look at horses. We're gonna go home. I don't care. It's gonna see for everything. Okay. But one thing that I love is that, that with the potluck, first of all,

you actually can't. You could do a potluck from Beverly Hills at the end of point. It actually is possible. It's just, they're right. It's, they're like these glamorous women who are all gonna be arriving in limos. It's just, it's just sort of weird to show up with your own little Pyrex with tinfoil over it,

also, because it's probably none of them cook. But I liked when they were laughing, like Lisa Rina was laughing at the idea of Doreet showing up in her rose called Bentley and with like her favorite dish, which is funny. And then Rina goes, huh, what would be Doreet's favorite dish? And I started to laugh because like the idea of Doreet having a favorite dish, it just seems silly to me. But then I remember that she actually talked about it this season. It was that stupid Moroccan bean thing that she made. She's like, guys, it's beans, but cumin on them. It's my favorite dish. It's perfect. Bring it to Dana Pointe guys. It's a can of white beans.

It's just a can of white beans that she's pouring over shit. She's so gross. I couldn't find Peter bread, so you just have to eat it with your hands, guys. I'm poor. I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm Teddy. I'm sorry, it took me a minute. I couldn't find Pete a bread, so you just have to eat it with your hands, guys. I'm poor, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm Teddy. I'm sorry, I'm just gonna be a minute. I'd be quicker if I was richer, but you know, I'm not. Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasive.

And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows, it snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon.

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So Mike is there, and George is like, we're going to sing Fever. And Dread's like, I don't even know where you're on this song, boy. Like, he didn't pick out some time, okay? Yeah, the whole song is the same thing. It literally just goes, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G Done The top can you start from the top guys done done what's the next one guys? How am I supposed to tap dance to this? All right, all right, so it goes fever you give me no you give me it's so nerve-wracking

Erica, can you help me Erica? Who gave who the fever? Am I supposed to be singing about the Zika right now? Did somebody get a little mask for Jag? I don't want him to get the fever that was singing about. Boy, have an announcement to make. I'm patient Zira. Zira. Like a confession. I'm not vaccinated against myself. So then, yes, boy said, please sing, and I said, no way.

And then I thought, what a better gift to give to PK, two squatters, given him off-key mediocrat. to give to PK two squatters, given him off key media alquota. Sing counts his wrench, right? So, um, so they're like a new monitor. That's a, that's a start. Sarah, because like, oh, here's what you do. You'll walk up, you'll, you look at him, like, you're just gonna give it to him and then you'll walk away, because you don't need him and then you'll turn back and you'll look at him and then you turn the other way and you look at to him and then you'll walk away because you don't need him and then you'll turn back and you'll look at him and then you turn the other way

and you'll look at someone else and then maybe you make eye contact with the poem one of the crowd being like, I dare you to not like my song and then you look at a light and then you're looking, maybe there's a bird there you look at the bird, the bird's flying it's flying over the audience, you fall that bird where's the bird going and then it lands

and then it's not a bird it's a piece of dust and you look at him again and you say, see that! Well I love I love the story been all you've been doing is touching your vajana erka? It's like yes, the bullets It's like a tango I get it. It's like a tango. How many people do the tango? I don't know Have a mention to have six toes Did you know that? No, I did not what What? Someone posted a picture

and she's like, look at me. I'm so glad to be on their K with my bird is which means filming is done and I have no place to live because our rental allowance ran out. And I was like, well, that's cute, but why would anybody post that? And then people started commenting and you look down at the toes. She's got six toes. That's crazy. Is this on Instagram? I need to look at it right now. Yeah, but she might have taken it down after everybody pointed out that she has six toes. I don't know. Hey, I ain't toe-saming you. I just think it's funny because of course Dorit has six toes. Well, you never know when you need the extra toe. I would give my sixth toe just so that way, Pika would never lose one of his.

It takes two to Tenga, but it takes 12 toes to get it right. One, two, three, four, five. Five on that one. It's also possible that she had Photoshop done, and it was bad Photoshop, because that happens too. Oh, and they just gave her six toes. By accident. I feel like if she had six toes, we wouldn't know about that, right?

I think so. I think someone would have pointed it out. I think it's like when people have extra thing, like PK has four chins, like we noticed that. But I guess toes you have shoes over. Yeah, let's see. I don't really see any like toe forward images. I mean I see I see like what I'm healing on the grass. She's like squatted on the ground in a white bathrobe with her kids. I don't and this is from like very recently.

I just looked on the Facebook crappin's of Geraldine. Well, I'm gonna have to look I'm gonna have to look at that because I don't see it on her Instagram anymore. So it probably was just like a Photoshop that went wrong, but then makes me wonder why is she photoshopping her toes? And like, why would there be an extra toe? That means that she wants her toes look smaller and then they've got to get rid of the extra toe.

Maybe she was using the thigh gap thing on her, you know, cancels or something and then got it. I don't know, who knows? I'm trying to find it, but on her, you know, cancels or something and then got it. I don't know who knows. I'm trying to find it. But of course, you know, uh, Facebook groups, they, they make everything is out of order. So you can't see what was up recently. So it's like, here's something from a week ago. I'm like, I don't need to see what was from a week ago. I need to see Doreet's toe photo. I know people get it together, Facebook. I'm like, over., so let's see. So they teach Doreet as if Doreet doesn't know how to be a hope for some rich dude. And Mikey's like, when you go down and give me a smile eyes, I believe it. I don't know what that was. I apologize to Mikey. I did not.

I don't know what his what gave always just came out of me but But the best was he's like listen when you listen I've seen girls then when they drop down they just suck and they cut to Mikey working with Gretchen from like 2011 or so when she did what she also did fever but with the pussy cat dolls Wow always bad when they import footage from another real housewives franchise. Yeah, that was pretty bad just to discreet And again got they hate her over there. They really they really hate her gut. So let's see Rita She's getting ready and PK is like

baby. Oh, no, she's like baby is like baby. Oh no, I was like baby. Come on outside. I'll tell you what to wear. And he's like, why you got me dressed like that then, baby? A little over the top for just dinner. That is what we're doing, right? Just dinner, right, babe? It's just dinner. I mean, you romantic dinner. I've seen nothing come in, babe. Yeah, well, well, no, well, to be fair, this is hilarious because D-Drieko's PK doesn't know anything. He thinks we're having a casual dinner on his actual birthday. I'm like, why the hell would you tell him you're going to a casual dinner and then pull out the talks?

Could you thought of something better? Like we're going to the opera. I'm taking a Vegas. We're going to go to a fundraiser, not like PK. I thought, but tonight we would just get one of those sandwiches they have at Starbucks I was thinking the carved him and Swiss would you love so much PK put on your tux but going to Starbucks. PK so she's like so many places so many pieces have to happen like Doreen can

Doreen ever make a damn sensible sentence even though it just fucked that entire one up. She is must happen. It's like are you asking for more chicken nuggets? What are you talking about Dorit? She has never been more stressed than any time. She's had to open up a bag of Reese's pieces. So many pieces.

How do you put them all in order? I don't see any instructions. So just eat them Dorit. A rainbow fruit flavor. So where do I begin? She's like, so many pieces. Oh, sorry, I must cut to that. Doreet, no, Doreet almost killed me from afar.

She's like, so many pieces, a car to a helicopter, a helicopter to a boat, a boat to a car, car to a plane, a ship and yard to a plane plane. Amazon One Day Delivery Prime. It breaks it so much! I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you trying to break into Norway or something? Like, just... take a canoe. So, Arena Del Rey.

I know. Like... She's like, then we have to be parachuted in and take the land on the ski slopes and ski all the way down and infiltrate and climb across a gorge, and then we get some marina del Rey, and I have to make sure P.K. does not see the cheesecake factory, otherwise there's no hope for him then. Before you know what you've spent your entire film traveling obnoxiously, but hilariously, we're John Candy!

Like she would try and recreate plain strains and automobiles So one of the best parts of the episode is we we go over to Marina Del Rey and we see the gang playing that leads from the doc Over to the yacht and first we see Camille going solo down this gang play. She's like oh I'll just I'll go sideways Um, I'll just, I'll go sideways. Mm, wow. Mwah. That's her shoes actually make a kiss sound. Yeah.

Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. I just said she's kissing the rail because she just doesn't know what to do. She doesn't know how to enter without being like, I'm. So, so like, I'm. I'm.

I. I. so like all right I said that we're gonna be celebrating somebody else's yeah, I went back the same day that we hear about our friends I'm so upsetting. I know So so sad that we're going down a gang playing a steep and have to go sideways in it. So, so upsetting. Did I lose you? Hello? Damn it.

Sorry this mute button doesn't work properly. I muted it so that I could blow my nose and then it never unmuted.. I've been pressing it 20 times. I got nervous. I got nervous. Oh, PK is gonna be so surprised when the mute button doesn't work on the mic. It's not supposed to. So not only is Camille struggling going down the gang plank but so is everyone else. We see all the women. You know the producers did this on purpose. They're like, can we, we've got a few center blocks below the top part of the plank.

Let's just make it extra steep for these bitches because they're making our lives hell for the past five years. Yeah, because the only boat they could afford has to dock on the wrong plank. You know, she's like, make it that one. Jesus, we're going to need a lift.

They basically decorated a ferry, right? That's not a yacht. That was a ferry. Yeah, that was like the dinner crews I used to work on in New York where we Yeah, like there was like a city like two times while office people got shit faced. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I saw like a little window where someone was selling Fritos and Martin Ellis apple juice in the corner. You know, like this is a ferry. It's just boy George waiting until he gets a day off so he could use his work.

Yeah, you could use his work boat. He's like, well, I come out after appetizers and still sing a little comic amelian. Perfect! Let's pretend it's the book from James Abonda! Now PK, PK needs to know, is this a circle or a line? It's a circle line. But which one is it? I'm just terribly sorry. I just need to need to make sure I get it right is a circle or a line Circle line, that's like my really shitty version of an avalanche celebrity Here's on fists what's on second who's on third did I do it right PK? When it's like I've got some circle line. It's on my? Did I do it right, PK? Win is like, I've got some circle line. It's on my bag, bag of pills.

It's delicious. I still don't know what it does, but I haven't sneezed in a long time. Circle line. Sounds like a medicine. So everyone gets on the boat. And Lisa van der Waals, hello girls. Welcome to my boat. And then Lisa van der Waals, Erica side shows her her stole just isn't this great

$75 down town I can get you one and black as well. Oh, I thought she said $7500 Oh, 75 dollars. Oh, no wonder. I was like that's usually usually not like her. Usually she's like, look at my new mansion. I don't even know how much it costs. Who cares? I have a job. Erica, do you want to put it on right now? Put it on. Yes, enjoy it.

You're so generous right now, I can tell. Now, please take it and I'll take your voice Keep the voice just take the soul you can have it There's a TV show named after you it's called the voice It's still souls through the screen would you like to try out my mean? I would like to see what sort of demented mermaids live in the Marina Del Rey or maybe harbor, you know, you know, eating all that pollution that coming off of Manhattan Beach and El Segundo. Yeah, apply Del Rey. I love that no offense everybody in those areas, but I mean El Segundo That means the second like why would you do somewhere so inferior?

mean, El Segundo, that means the second. Like, why would you do somewhere so inferior? But, no. What's I gonna say about this? I don't know, I forgot. I spoke to the fish sandwich, so I'm done now, I forgot. I know, I'm getting so hungry, I'm like, must to do recap so I can get to food.

So, Pican and Dorito now in a helicopter. And here's the thing, the helicopter is going from like, I don't know, Van Aize airport or whatever, over to a bigger yacht, and then they're going to land in the bigger yacht and get on a little dinghy and go over to the little lot. So this is hilarious to me. It's hilarious to me that they didn't just rent the big yacht, you know? We know to rent this whole motherfucking thing on free vouchers. She got off group on or whatever.

And now she's got to go in 10 different cars to get there. Yeah, I mean, even friggin' the shots of sunset were able to land Shervin on a yacht, I believe, or at least they like, they like, brought him down a helicopter or something. I'm pretty sure. Did you notice the crossover moment that happened when they got out of the helicopter on the big yacht?

No, what happened? This is going to really test your Bravo knowledge. It on the big yacht. Uh, no. What happened? This is going to really test your bravo knowledge. It's a deep cut. The person who helped PK and Doreet out of the helicopter was Alex from below deck season one. He was the boss and on below deck season one. Oh, well, how cute. Didn't notice him. Sorry, darling.

Do you know who I did see? Hello and goodbye, Mr. Shalom. Come, Shalom, come. The reeds like where to get the flatbread. Wait, who's Mr. Shalom? Isn't Shalom to reach father? It was like maybe I think it is. Yeah, it is.

Yeah, he's parents were there. Yeah, it's like where to get the flatbread, daddy. I haven't been able to find it in this town Los Angles. Now tell me, mother, I would like to know, where did you ever find tomato sauce? I mean I just can't find it anywhere. I don't know. It was part of Erica Jane's soul, which I won over a stole gift. I've drank her up like tomato sauce stalling. Erica's just gone. Erica treated tomato sauce for the stalling.

Well, I can't pay the $35, but or it's actually not so much that she paid. It's more like Vanderbump was like, I don't really want her voice, but I guess I'll take a can of tomato sauce. I guess if I negotiate, I was watching Guy Piaires' Groose Regame, and it was all I'd call it, TRIP-R-G! TRIP-R-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G- from last year that Renegout stuck at the table with the Doreet's house and then later asked everybody if they were doing coke in the bathroom It's there and Lisa's like oh my god, don't leave me alone with them. Where people doing coke in the bathroom? Where they where they where they? I mean, I don't know. I mean, I do a lot of coke in my house. I'm just a normal person. I mean coke a coke I'm Teddy get it

Okay agency a normal person. I mean, Coca-Cola. I'm Teddy. Get it. Okay, agency. So, he cares. I love parents from the past to teach everybody how to do things. She's so bossy. It's a surprise party. Okay. And they're like, there they come. And she goes, we've got to yell, surprise. Okay. I know it's a revolutionary concept, but I like to blow people's minds. For instance, at my restaurant, sometimes we have things we call specials, and they're like dishes you can only get one night. Do you like that? I hope that there's a personal touch here at this party. I can't wait to see what it would be.

My own personal touch is Erica Jean stuck in my store. Does anyone want some spaghetti and meatballs? They do know I have a brand new cat no tomato sauce That's stupid That's gonna haunt us for the next two years by the way We're gonna be like what I've got to make a sauce and people can be like I love the podcast I just started listening, but what's up with the least of many pumps? It was awesome session And it makes even less sense that it somehow stuck in a stool.

Like what? Like she traded a stool. Eric and Jane was full of tomato sauce. And when her soul went into Lisa Vanderpump's Stoles, she drank the tomatoes. I mean, what that didn't... No, she gave Lisa Vanderpump the tomato sauce and because Lisa Vanderpump didn't want her voice.

I feel like we're playing the faggiest version of Dungeons & Dragons. I don't- When you say that, I got- I got like an erection. I'm like faggot version of Dungeons & Dragons. Like, oh my god, yes. I love it.

If we had like- That had dyes, bach! If we could do like a- Like the gay version of Dungeons & Dragons, like Harmon Quest, but gay Quest or something? Oh my God, I'm kind of just out of the show. Don't even talk about it because this is gonna be our fallback. We're gonna put it on C-Soo.

Oh no! C-Soo's dead. So, P-K shows up. And so, Doreet had flown in his brother and his parents, Kenny and Esme were really cute and PK sees them and he just starts to ball and I have to admit Ronnie, I started to feel something. You're disgusting, don't you? I started to feel something. I'm sorry, I haven't paid you back, Mom. I'm sorry, I've been, I've been

refusing to return your calls since you lent me that money. I didn't mean it babe. I didn't mean it babe. I was like, hello, on PK's brother, babe. Babe, babe, babe, babe, babe, babe. You are too chubby little twins. And PK goes up to Lisa Van, I was like, I can't believe it. She flew in, she flew in my mother, my father in it. These just start sobbing and Lisa Van, her arms.

She's like, I never realized it, but it turns out that pk is a broken bird To cry in my arms my arms He's like a broken humangloid bird that chiggles all over the place like one of the one of those giant flightless birds like an emu or a very very large penguin. He is wearing a tuxedo at the roll. What's a jumper then? I forgot. That's a bird, right?

The fly, doesn't it? A PK, my little broken devil bird. What do you call those broken birds that melt away? Oh, that's a snowman. He sort of looks like one of those. PK! So, um, he's something. What do you call those birds that live in houses that get blown down by wolves. Oh, that's a piggy isn't it? Oh well, you know, it works. P.K. is like, I can't believe you would pay for this party for me as well at least to Vanderpump. You really are a true star because you know

that's least a Vanderpump like. I took money out of my homies wallet last time we had dinner. like I took money out of my homies wallet last time we had dinner. Happy birthday, PK. Yeah. So he's sobbing and to reach like a really poured my heart into it. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so then that's the one that's warm at your own. I was like, you set up a band for yourself at, oh, to reach. Then meanwhile, Lisa, that one's like, wait a second. Do I smell Oh, the reeks. They mean while Lisa Veneton's like, wait a second. Do I smell caviar? And then she just gone. She's like, oh, caviar, caviar, caviar.

And Kyle. She's just like in a coffee at coma. Kyle's like, Marzia was late, so he took an Uber helicopter. You know there are Uber crafters, don't you know? Which is amazing. And Rina is just narrating the party at this point. She's like, wow, what a beautiful

table. Candle, Auburns and flowers. It's gorgeous. Look, it's floors, this is ceiling, this railing, this is life. It's great. It's a boat. Turns out the password is boat. Are you excited? I guess yes. It's very exciting. This birthday party. I'm so excited for you. How are you? How are you, Bosen? How are you? I watch your show, Bosen. So Lisa Van Opomp is now drunk.

Now everyone's sitting down at the tables. Lisa Van Opomp is... She's just like, I've had to give you another glass of champagne. I'm going to sing. You gonna sing you make a fool of yourself I love watching stupid people fail Yay to read go I'm rooting for you Let me ask you this to read when you have a casino on a boat. Do you still say the house always wins or just the boat always win? Is it the house always wins or does the boat always win? Ah, cuteish. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, pretend like you're wearing a stole, but you don't have one, because I've got one.

Because I got a Lisa, I give a clear out of two minutes last for it. Oh! Langwood cat like, she did say that. Kango, the Jornal. Oh, I think he lasted two weeks on dancing with the stars, so please give it up. So, I don't know that. I don't know how long she lasted, by the way. People were like, how dare you dare you sir that was four weeks

Okay, you still got beat by like an ozm into something that sad Yeah, yeah, I just sad it is had and by the way if you're correcting anyone about dancing with the stars knowledge It's just inherently sad don't do it Well, that's why I was very careful to say I don't actually know yeah, by the way I don't look down on me anymore than you people already do. Okay. Yeah. So to read is up there She's she's singing along with fever and He's fever was like are you trying to sound like Teddy sang high? Teddy's like I don't listen to music. I'm just a simple person

I'm singing a song called fever Jagger had a fever one time so he put her in the helmet So a head would be less mousse it it worked. I can actually look her in the face again Boba Lee it is kind of funny that her big quote for us this year is Boba Lee when we're talking about DeGiorno Anyway Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you that Happy birthday to you. That's basically what she sang. She said, you give me fever. Pobo-tee. Did you notice?

Did you notice? Did you notice that when Doreet was moving around and being slinky and whatever, it cuts to Erica. I should totally stage momming like doing all the movements herself on the sidelines. Be like, oh, the hands out like this. Hands, hands on the waist. Cheek to cheek. Your mute button is off and on again. Ronnie, your mute button is on. Your mute button is on.

Can you talk, please, Ronnie? You guys are so unproved. I have a new mic and I keep thinking I'm doing a good job like if I make a noise all back away but there's a button on the mic that wasn't working right so then I was like I'll use the mute button on the Skype so I press that but then the mute button on the mic wouldn't take it I'm just having a mute button hell over here people I'm so sorry stop buying new marks stop my new mark just find one and run with it Just find one and run with it. Just find one and run with it.

Well, that's the worst advice I've ever heard. I'm not running with anything. This is the same like you have. I'm trying to make it work. Oh, yeah. It can be a way. No, you know what, though? The Yeti mute button, you have to really make sure

you push it. I actually agree with you. It has a bad new button. It does. It's not just a tap. It's like you have to push. And then you have to look at the light to confirm that it went through. It's very annoying.

Well, but whoever thinks of asking that on Amazon questions, you know how they have that when you're ordering stuff. Right. And people are like, is the back blue or black? And they're like, it's black for me, but maybe yours will be blue. It's like thanks for the help. Like, it's true. I prefer if they had like a button that you could hold down also to be like, I like I don't want to turn the button on and turn I don't want to toggle

I just want to press it down and while it's pressed you can't hear and when I let my finger off you can hear again That's what I would like I would like that as well. Yeah, so You know what maybe we should go to the manufacturer of the blue Yeti and have a have a quick chat Just the way to read in Teddy have a quick chat on the side. Oh my god. When they did last wear. Oh my god. When they did last wear.

Come on you guys. I love this petty shit, but seriously, this cannot be all season long. Please. Well, I am feeling encouraged because some of our best seasons come start in really petty places and it looks like next week not to jump ahead but looks like next week it looks like things are going to spiral because of this petty shit with a glassware right it started to blow up into something much bigger. It did? Oh I didn't see that what kind of did here because she's in a car with a dead.

I loved your teddy bear movie. We were that fair mouth little bear was friends with Marky Mark. However, it's like, oh I'm Teddy yet. I'm Teddy. We are the same Ted from the Bounce commercials. Tell me the truth, Teddy. Teddy, now I love you. I want to have a little talk with you because I just love your talks.

They're so informative. You know, Ted talks, right? Why do you always taste around on a little round red carpet, Teddy? It's like, uh, that's how we stay on our, uh, on our camera space and Ted talks. So Ted sure does talk. Let me tell you what I heard, Ted said. Glasses, glasses, glasses. Blue, blue, blue, glasses, glasses. So Teddy starts diplomatically. And it's, Blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu- Oh, Teddy, you're so kind. I love it. I want to cook my favorite beans for you once again over and over again Beans beans beans the more you have the more you find something like that. I don't know. I'm not simple like you So I don't rhyme simple lady

And Teddy's like a lot of go okay like and she goes, but it's so minute and silly. I'm like and now you said minute Really stop bringing up time. Like she doesn't even know what she's doing and she keeps referencing minute, clock watches. So it seems like it's going to a nice faux resolution and then Lisa and Kyle bargin because the producers were probably like, you better go interrupt us.

So Lisa van from like, all right, listen, I have a restaurant and here's what you need to know. If you have two glasses, then obviously you're stating there's a difference between wine and champagne and she was just merely leading into it. She just wanted to have a glass or whatever. So Teddy is like, Lisa, don't talk down to me and Lisa Vanityam goes, no, no, I'm not talking down to you, poor schnaub guns. What are you getting a bat on the bop-bop? I'm talking down to you, yo!

Can, put Teddy in the front of your shirt, take a nap. The month's feeling a little bit put up for adoption, maybe Teddy. No, so trying to adopt me at your fucking store Yeah, she's Vanderpump always falls into this trap Where she's like I will stand up for my friends no matter what because that is called And when they hit my feelings I can say things, after all Ken and I have done for her. You know, she's just trying, but she listens to the stories, and she always believes whatever her friend is telling her. And she's, you know, she's got to know Doreet's full of shit.

Why would you listen to Doreet's version of anything ever? Exactly, and now Doreet, who was in a conciliatory space, like a few seconds ago, is now getting back to being like annoyed and she's like Teddy Teddy the fact is that I know my wine glasses and that's just etiquette and I'm sorry that I know it And so then Teddy starts to get defensive, you know Yeah And reads like Yeah, and he's like, Daddy, if things aren't a big deal, then don't I don't say it. I don't say things if they're not a big deal

And cause like no, it's just that it registered with her. That's all are you have mouthpiece Kyle Kyle I was like wait, why does Lisa van her pumpkin to talk for her, but I don't get to talk for to read Which is true, but it's also so stupid. And Doreet's defense is always hilarious because she's such a liar. She's like, can we just let it go, Ritty? Yeah. Can we hear the one you called to talk about it?

Yeah. At this point, I was just wishing that someone would put on like a little hat, the way Shannon Bedor had one, when the same thing happened in Kelly Dodd's basement. It's not the same without a Holly Hoppy hat. Exactly. So now to read starting to snap at Kyle and Kyle's like, you know, whatever.

And then someone who says you're flat out, I think it's a reach, is like, you're flat out not only exaggerating, you're lying, you're making shit up. Yes. Now she's starting in like to have this big screaming match and Teddy's like, what I even say. Is this because I ordered the skirt steak because I don't want you guys looking

down on skirt steak like seriously? Yeah, I can wear jeans, I don't have to wear skirts. And then Teddy's like, what am I lying about? And Dread's like, you're lying now, liar. What? And then, and then talking about, about so then a custom Rin and Erica outside And Rin is like hi whoa this was so great This is getting five stars on my yacht dinner crews refuse

Yeah, I have to miss I have to admit that's it's been a great night. It's been really nice Like how are you baby? How about you? It's been great It's been great. What a what a nice it's like yeah Just a nice night of no fighting it people being nice to each other and then it cuts back to Well, no, I'm sorry. We're gonna goes when he goes. Yeah, Doreet. You know what she was calmer and more grounded And I've ever seen her and it got to Doreet going here is psycho. You're a psycho. Honestly. You're a psycho Because did you be going here a psycho you're a psycho honestly your psycho And then to eat tells Kyle Kyle stop staring at me with the water Kyle Like what and Kyle's like oh look

It's not even in a water glass. Oh, I must be in trouble. She's like I'm out of here I just love that she's saved her for drinking water Stuck staring at Me with the water Kyle So then Lee Sen Kyle walk away and Teddy's like oh, we find I'm ready to go over this and do it's like like I'm not going to get over it Teddy unless if you keep acting like a stupid bitch, okay I'm not gonna get over it if your face keeps turning into bitch face and I'm not gonna get over it if your face keeps turning into bitch face and Teddy's like okay, well sorry. Let's just make up. Oh, you know what who cares? It's just a glass Teddy

You're too high strong, okay? It's a great high strong. I love that they're both basically accusing each other being high strong Teddy is saying that Dorita's high strong for Carrying so much about these glasses and then Dorita's using Teddy of being high strong for caring that she cares about the glasses. That's great. Meanwhile, cut to Camille. The episode, the episode should have cut to Camille, just going up the gang plank again. I'm be like, all right, okay. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. Hahaha.

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