Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: You Just Hat To Be There

Episode Date: September 16, 2022

The Aspen trip on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills culminates with Kyle in tears over Dorit skipping an afternoon at a hat shop. Meanwhile, Erika interprets a legal technicality as a full exo...neration, and Rinna shades Kathy's tequila.Watch us move our tongues like Kyle with Crappens on Demand here: https://bit.ly/3Bj0DwbSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts! It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off! Voice only! Launching during Pride! Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music,
Starting point is 00:00:18 or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch what crap is watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is What happens What What Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today at our mutual hat shopping experience in Aspen. It's Mr. Ronny Karam.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Hi, Ronny. How are you? Hi. Hi. How's it going today? Good. Just saw Kyle. Just saw Kyle's face over the course of 11 years,
Starting point is 00:01:19 and it gave me a headache. Okay. My head hurts. I feel like I need to get more facial surgery. Like, what the hell were behind? I know, are you talking about the, sort of like the hat collage they did of Kyle if I was trying to adjust my desk?
Starting point is 00:01:33 What are you on about? What's going on today? Well, I'm off-centered today. We're doing crap is on demand. And for some reason, I'm like not centered in my little panel here. I'm trying to fix it, but I just, it just looks like I'm rocking. You're gonna make me see sick. Yeah. I got my, my desk is on wheels. So I'm trying to like, oh, it's like,
Starting point is 00:01:50 let me use this. And instead all I'm doing is looking crazy. Okay. I will, I will, it doesn't matter. I will fix this while you talk about Kyle's face. Well, that's all I had to say, but everybody welcome to the show today, because it's real housewives of Beverly Hills day today. We're finally getting to the Aspen drama that they have been teasing for a year. Did Kathy Hilton say something racist? Did she say the F word to somebody? What happened? Did she have a breakdown? Did she try to murder people? I was running a locked in her room. The burning questions we've had all season. Why did they lock Kathy out of a store? What happened? They've been showing that all the season,
Starting point is 00:02:28 but the real joy today was Kyle just losing her shit the entire episode. That was the best thing. I just loved it. Kyle gets one little tiny bit of pushback and look at her crumble. I mean, lady, do you understand you do this shit to people every single week?
Starting point is 00:02:46 Every cast remember, okay? You get one thing back and you're a crying little stump. Just shut up, Kyle, just shut up. Goodbye, Kyle! But it was delicious to watch and I just loved it. This was Peak Kyle Richards, in maturity. It was hilarious. This was a wonderful episode. If you ask me, it just sort of had all the things I want.
Starting point is 00:03:10 It had pettiness. It had like a stupid fight. It had Kyle and the stupid hats. You had Erica having a meltdown. You had the shit at the end. You had the tequila thing. Like there were things that made me mad. There were things that made me laugh. It was so absurdly ridiculous. I was, I was like very,
Starting point is 00:03:29 very happy with it. It was great. And you know what? They knew it was going to be great because we opened the episode with Saltarchical. Yeah. The tricksy Monarchical choir. Opening up with the ... and then we descend upon the town of Aspen. Yeah, that's like that's how you could tell like the spirit, like the chaotic spirit of Salt Lake City it was with us on this episode based on that music and like we were set for a good time. By the way, if just really quickly before we start, if you do want to watch crap and it's on demand, go to patreon.com slash watch or crap and you can watch us record this, not just listen, maybe we'll get to see some viewer.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Maybe I don't know what'll happen in the back of my background, but maybe there'll be a bird. I don't know, but go check that out. And of course, don't forget, by the way, Monday, we have winter's crappening and we also have to take a seat. So go check that out. Okay, don't forget by the way Monday we have winter's crappening and we also have to see so go check that out Okay, let's get into this insane episode. So yeah Salt Lake City choir Really imbuing this episode with like a lot of Meredith Marx, you know like I mean I'm gonna never say can you know we're gonna About it energy
Starting point is 00:04:41 So we just knew it's gonna be amazing and Kyle is down it energy. So we just knew it was gonna be amazing. And Kyle is, it's the morning, Kyle's with Rina and she's just like, I cannot get over last night. Like I'm really, really tortured. I'm so tortured and Rina's like, how did we get there?
Starting point is 00:05:00 How did we get there? They always say that after they got that shit. I love when Rina does her. Gosh, how did we get there they always say that after they got shit? I love when Rina does her gosh How did we get there? What happened to us? What happened and then we see the clips? There's a lot of clips in this like little flashbacks in this beginning We get a clip of Erica going clearly man to place to talk about these things
Starting point is 00:05:21 It's a quarter for that. these things that's important for the color of the public opinion. Bitch. Just like having her full on Cruella Deville melt down. And Crystal said, well I'm not talking about public opinions, just yaaah but yaaaah. And Kyle's like, I mean this is when I had to say something because they were talking about the victims and Erica said alleged victims And I was like now hold on wait a minute some of those people had hats in their family Okay, and they deserve compensation. Yeah, there were victims. I agree. I agree. They also screwed over Tom, you know
Starting point is 00:05:59 Poor guy And Then we get another clip and cows of cows saying on, Erica, you're not showing any compassion. And Erica's saying, while I show compassion to people who are dying for somebody, no. Yeah. So Erica is still failing to understand the finer nuances of her situation. So now we go over to the rental house. And Crystal crystals like, you know what's interesting is that like, she's against everyone, but we're actually trying to help her and Garsell's like, she goes like, yeah, I mean, even Kyle was
Starting point is 00:06:33 trying to help her, though, I can imagine her feeling a threat. What with that ridiculous fedora she was wearing, I mean, who wants to say advice from that on my right, ladies? And then we got to the Erica Simming clip, which is my favorite. When she's walking, she's shimming her shoulders slowly. She's like, have a lot of things I should cave because people think I should feel some kind of way. Oh my god, Erica.
Starting point is 00:06:56 She's just this car crash. And I love that they're showing every single terrible clip in one episode again. So then back to Karlin Rina. Rina's like clearly, I mean, she was just so upset that I don't even think you got through to her. I just don't think anybody got through to her. I don't think she could even hear anything. It's like so many of her music, her vocal coaches in the past, they just couldn't get through to her, you know what I'm saying? It's like anyone who's ever pressed play on an Erica Jane song. Your ears just turn off.
Starting point is 00:07:28 Self defense mechanism. How did we get here? Some of those record executives. That's it. Look into a different career. Just couldn't get into her. Get through to her. Couldn't do it.
Starting point is 00:07:43 And Carl's like, well, she didn't want me to speak up, how could you not speak up? How could you not? Just like looking at both corners of her mouth over and over again. Kyle's serving us out of control this episode. I just wanna say, I think that like, you know, a trademark of the show
Starting point is 00:07:57 is that the women like to copy each other. I think now that Diana's on the scene, Ty, Kyle's lip licking has increased like 10 fold. And this episode it was out of control. I disagree, because Kyle's lip licking, Kyle's isn't lip lipping. Yeah, you're right, it's like a lip licking. She, hers is, she touches the corner.
Starting point is 00:08:15 The corner of her tongue, the point of her tongue to the corners of her mouth. She doesn't really even touch. It's like you're messing with your hair, you know, like that. It's like she's still checking to see if the side of her mouth is still there. Right. But I have noticed that gigantic, you know, baby head or baby arm tongue coming out of
Starting point is 00:08:35 Diana. It's also coming out of Rinna now a lot more. And it's also coming out of Duret. So keep an eye on those tongues. Sarah. They're acting up everywhere. Yeah. So Kyle was like, well, you know, she didn't want me to say it, but I was like, how could
Starting point is 00:08:51 you not say it? How could you not say it? You know, if knowing that you're going to have to defend your position to the public soon enough, like, I mean, that's again, I still believe the only reason why Kyle spoke up is because she wanted to be able to tell the audience, look, I spoke up. Right. And when I was like, oh, well, I spoke up. I spoke up in the car.
Starting point is 00:09:11 I said, I'm gonna turn this car around. And of course, Rinna's making it sound like, oh, well, I finally told, I finally stood up to Erica too. And I gave her a piece of my mind, which of course, we all know before we even watch this, that that's not what happened. No. Rinna's just not gonna do that, right? So then we see a clip of this car ride she's talking about and it's Doreet, Rina, and Diana.
Starting point is 00:09:31 And Rina's like, you didn't do any of it, Erica. That's the thing. You didn't do any of it. Just, baby, I was living my life. That's what I was doing. I was living my life. And Rina's like, but how poor, how horrible for these poor victims, right? That had to suffer. You can separate that from living
Starting point is 00:09:51 your life and making this with your hand like a wave with your hand and saying you were living your life, baby, right? You can separate those two things. And Rinna is like, that's so calm, I was asking you to do. And Erick is like, I did not know what's that about that month ago. Didn't I already do it? I was like, oh wow, Renegi, you really, you really told her. It was a good clip. I know, good clip. You sure would have it.
Starting point is 00:10:14 I like Diana just sitting in the back, like a little child. Like she was, really, when Diana has nothing to say, she just sort of purses her lips and just looks like a little, like a little baby doll. So then we go. And also you didn't really acknowledge it. You mean you didn't acknowledge it for an entire season and then when you were forced to say something to reunion, you begrudgingly acknowledged it while dressed like, you know, community theater production of Miss Anne again.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Okay. We also had Eric. She's acting like, I'm always sad, I felt, but no, you didn't. No, you didn't it's on television Yeah, Erica just does not understand how to manage her public image so now we see Erica in Diana's sweet and Erica's like you know the things that are being said about me are so gross and you think I'm gonna just sit there and just be like oh Well, well bitch. I'm gonna fight you like a lion. Not to be confused with lion air.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Sorry to bring that up. God, I really better come up with some better animals to talk about this with. I like how she's saying how the things being said about her are so gross. You know what's even grosser? People not getting the settlement money when their loved ones died in this air crash
Starting point is 00:11:24 or they had issues with the gas explosion, et cetera. And she's like, but people are saying a thing's about me. And it's like, it's just so, it's the whole episode. I'll probably say it a million more times. It's so frustrating to hear her talk about how people think I did this. I don't think anyone thinks Erica did this.
Starting point is 00:11:47 This is the one area where I think the audience has given Erica a pretty good benefit of the doubt. Everyone pretty much believes that Tom did this. Everyone's just saying, look, Erica, this is a bad look. You should just think about the things. Everyone actually just kind of wants her just to, like, you can fix this for yourself and you're not. It's annoying us right now because you don't realize,
Starting point is 00:12:08 like you're not taking the world's advice. And she says, everyone just wants me to curl up. Well, I'm not a publicizing for shit. Whether they gonna apologize when it's said none, what will I be getting a call that says orphan likely? Widow likely?
Starting point is 00:12:22 No, probably not. And guess what? It looks like these girls aren't on the right side of things. Are we supposed to just forget it? No, I'm gonna remember this one. I'm gonna remember. And then the logo, the Beverly Hills an icicle on Kyle's like Eve,
Starting point is 00:12:47 Eve's better like they keep, they've shown it like three times like what like has it melted yet? Is it not, it's cutting close? Is it gonna fall? No, okay. So we have like a lot of ice shots. I kept opening it and this is a spoiler for a movie called The Lovely Bones. So if anybody has not seen that or read that fast forward 30 seconds, I keep thinking that's is a spoiler for a movie called The Lovely Bones. So if anybody has not seen that or read that, fast forward 30 seconds, I keep thinking that's like a spoiler for The Lovely Bones. And the only revenge that this poor ghost is going to get is by dropping him icicle on Erica on her way out.
Starting point is 00:13:16 You know, and then she's going to fall off a mountain or something. Yeah. So now Kyle and Kathy and Rena, they're like walking down the street with Storm. Storm is like, when do I get a chance to break free? Like storm is like casing out all the storm holes, all the sides, you know. And so, uh, Wow, storm has shaped his hair on his back to say, hell, so weird, but there's only one L. He couldn't finish the pee. And not in time. Yes, like it's like prison break.
Starting point is 00:13:46 He actually has like a map of the entire town like tattooed onto his underside. So he's like, God, I wish I could had an opposable thumb so I could use a spoon to break through this wall. So this is like our, you know, since it is Kathy is here, this means it's our like weekly chance for Kyle to pull it all Kathy. She's like, Kathy, those boots are not made for walking in snow, Kathy. Oh my God, please, everyone look at my sister. Look at the boots that she is wearing. Look at my sister.
Starting point is 00:14:15 But they told me they were for snow. That's why I called them. They said they were for snow. She's like, Kyle, I mean, Kathy, just because they have fuzzy things on them, don't mean they're made for snow. Yeah, she's like, it is so much easier to walk storm than it is to walk Kathy. Let me tell you that much. Yes, I did just compare my sister to a big dog.
Starting point is 00:14:38 I mean, I know Kathy is wacky and everything, but I'm with Kyle on this one. Like, you think he's a Kathy, okay? Now they have to walk Rina and Kyle both have to like, hold Kathy going down the street. You know, at some point, you just need to let a bitch fall. I was gonna learn. Well, maybe if she was allowed to wear her slippers, maybe she'd have more traction.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Maybe those slippers were good in the eyes, but Kyle threw them out, okay? So, they go to this coffee shop. There, well, there is a coffee shop, and Crystal and Sun, Garsell under, Sun is wearing the, her big like, Puffy, sparkly, fancy, her puffer jacket that she's spent the entire like suitcase to fit it in
Starting point is 00:15:16 over like a dress. Now, Dom alerted me that this was the style, which was shocking to me. I did not realize this was actually an in-style look because I was like, look at that, Dom, what kind of ridiculous she looks. She's like, it's unfortunately it's actually in-style, but we both agreed, Sudden still looked ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:15:31 It was like two very strange looks put together and she was also very unhappy. She's like, I can't believe it. I have on my hottest coat, on the warmest month of fucking day in Aspen. This is absolutely ridiculous right now. So Kyle and Rinna joined them in the coffee shop and Rinna enters in a calm Rinna way, but she can't help but going into full Rinna.
Starting point is 00:15:53 She goes, hi, hi, hi, hi. It's like, okay, you still needed your whole note. Hi, so I got it in there Rinna. So the store comes into the coffee shop, so I got it in there, Rina. So the storm, I'm going to the coffee shop, which I know you left. So that's what you're about to go on. Small-ass cramped coffee shop, and Kyle brings the largest dog and ass bin
Starting point is 00:16:12 with the most hair. Okay, like, I'm not mad at the storm. Storm can't help being stormed. Storm wants just freedom and wants, you know, better life. But like, I'm mad at Kyle bringing a giant ass dog, and then you know there's probably someone at the next coffee table over and who had no leg room, because Storm just lying there and she's like,
Starting point is 00:16:30 oh, I'm sorry, is he in your way? Is he in your way? Yeah, I'm sorry, he just likes to sleep there. You know that was what Kyle was doing. Mm-hmm. So they're saying, oh my God, where's Kathy? We lost Kathy. And it's like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Hi, Texas, she didn't text me back I text it You take those sex We're at the tequila store this not your tequila Hey Kathy, I hope you can find this we're an area code 818 We're about 188 steps away from wherever you are Where about 188 steps away from wherever you are? So Kyle's like ever since I was a little girl when we'd be walking down this street, Kathy would disappear into a store and I would panic that I was lost.
Starting point is 00:17:16 And now I really feel like my sister's keeper. I mean, you cannot keep track of this woman. I'm like, this is more of a statement of how self-involved you are that the third person in your trio disappears, you know, notice, until you get to the coffee shop. I don't think it's about Kathy. I think Kathy was just trying to get away from Kyle, you know? Maybe she just said-
Starting point is 00:17:36 Okay, walk ahead a little bit, walk ahead, and then she's, you know, Kathy's in the fucking structure. Whatever structure it is. She said- Who wouldn't have known that the structure store, like in my mom. Oh my gosh, no, no, the structure store. Oh my mom. Yeah, I wonder what these columns are made out of. Beautiful.
Starting point is 00:17:50 You know, I know Michael Jackson. He's got columns in his house like this. She's at the sharp red edge trying out strange massage devices. No, this thing vibrates. Is it broken? No, that's the point, ma'am. She's in the pay less, like buying flip flops. Are these for the snow?
Starting point is 00:18:06 These are for the snow, right? I'll take these. It's Texas. Like, oh, some rather risque calendars in here. So, Kyle's like, yeah, you know, I mean, she's in the weirdest mood because I came home and, you know, the room is cleared out. I mean, Erica cleared out her room and I want to clear the air with Erica
Starting point is 00:18:28 but my feelings are hurt as she packed up and left. I mean she went to Diana's hand to God. She went to Diana's. Okay, like she had those big trunks. I mean who helped her? Probably to read in Diana helped her. I mean it was so fast. God in her. I'm so hurt. I love this steady trickle of people leaving Kyle's tiny house. Everyone's just looking for the simplest excuse to get out of there. So I went and I was like, well, you know, I checked on Erica and I said, are you okay? She said, no, I'm the real victim here. So that's what happened. So now we got to Diana and Doreet shopping and
Starting point is 00:19:08 Doreet they go to this place. I didn't write down what it was called But it's a fancy place that people probably already know what it is and he's like gee. This is so chic I'm obsessed. They only have it. They only have one of these in Zermatt and an aspen. Gee. I love Zermatt Cheek she's down So they go and then the guys like um Cheek, Cheek Town. Mm-hmm, so they go in and the guys say, um, hi everybody, welcome. So I have been to this store, I love to go and to the mat. And goes, oh, well that's good. It's really good when people already know our store, you know, because we never make more than 25 or 30 of each piece. It's very in the know.
Starting point is 00:19:41 Oh, shut the fuck up, Queen. Shut up, I know. First of all, who says that? Welcome to our stores. Glad you found us. It's very in the know. Oh shut the fuck up queen shut up. I know who says that? Welcome to our stores. Glad you found us. It's very in the know This price I'm fucking up marked, you know scarf from Walmart like she buys a racet in there and I'm very in the name. I'm in the name Basically Christmas would be based on me because just that and that's a very little. She mentions Zermat like 10 different times. She's like really trying to prove her Zermat credibility. She's like, now I was wondering, does it, do you have a snack by each penny chance? Because I had some wonderful potato chips in Zermat. In Zermat. It's like, okay, not everything has to do the Zermat. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and we're the host of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud,
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Starting point is 00:21:21 crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. So Erica Saunters like, I, like, will you buy this for me? Oh my god, I miss it. Like, whoa is me with my sad lifestyle. And then like, she's, she's want, like later on someone says, like, she wants compassion for her sad lifestyle. And yet, it is so unwilling to give it to people who lost loved ones.
Starting point is 00:22:16 On the guy who works there, it's like, oh, I'm sorry, this stores for people in the know, not for people in the po. Okay, could you wait outside? That would be great. Oh, she knows where Samates, then she eared, guys, she could stay. She's rich adjacent.
Starting point is 00:22:31 So then Kathy finally enters the coffee shop and cause like, guys, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, that was for people listening at home that was her tongue going left and right. I was like. She's basically like her own pickleball her own little pickleball racket. It's like a pinball thing. It's like a paddle at the
Starting point is 00:23:03 guys. I cannot wait to take you to Kimo Sababe. I was like, Kimo Sabe. So she's like, she's like, she tells us. There's just a lot of die room sessions where she's like excited in her head's bobbing a lot, because she's so excited. She's like, anyone who knows me, knows I'm obsessed with Kimo Sabe.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Okay, it's not just a store where you buy hats and boots. It's like a whole experience. Anyone who knows me knows I'm absolutely obsessed with Kimosabi. And then he's like a week earlier and she's like, Gus, Kimosabi, it's not just shopping, it's an experience. It's an experience.
Starting point is 00:23:41 So she's like, I mean, we need to text them because it's really important that they come to Kimosabi. I mean, it's like, I mean, we need to text them because it's really important that they come to Kimo Sobby. I mean, it's like, I like that everybody else is worrying about how they're going to show off their business best and Kyle just wants to show off that all the people in a store No, you know, this is so cool. Like how many free hats is she getting out of this? Like, like, it's like she must hit like a minimum of six housewives there to get her like fourth Fedora for free Yeah, and we didn't mention last week that they were using agency skis that Mauricio is using it using his agency So you know, they're already getting their agency rental. They're already getting their agency skis and all that so now it's time to get some free hats It chemo saves
Starting point is 00:24:22 So she's like we need to text them about meeting us, because it's really important to me. Like, this is my journey. My journey of years as an actor has led me here to Kimosavis. Ah! So then Doree back over with the other girls. Doree's like, oh, you know, the girls are going to Kaya's hotster.
Starting point is 00:24:40 Like what? That was a little too much, Doree. I said. What text was that? When you've lived all over the world, you can call out just whatever you want. The hat's Dury, it's one syllable. And it's store, she's at the heat store.
Starting point is 00:24:53 I was very excited at first because I thought she said we're going to the Zermatt store, but turns out it's only a hat store, so that's quite a school. Do the hats, the hat! Do you ever see the hats hats they wear in the mat? The hat. So, Erica, the cat and the mat. The cat and the mat was a cat and the hat.
Starting point is 00:25:14 The cat and the mat. So, Erica's like, well, I'm not going to a hats store. I don't want to be around anybody It's read to me the way they did last night and for what reason down with Kimo's armies So to read like where would it be easier for the group to express some sympathy for Yurka? Yeees! But she has reasons. Whatever she says is going to be scream to Naz, dip your taz, then baby's eyes Sorry, I'm still on dr. Symmath So um
Starting point is 00:25:51 Erick is like you know, I don't care. I don't want to even see them. I will even fly commercial tomorrow To not have to see them try to like commercial Erica. No stop money. You have to have money for that Okay, the private plane is free Southwest don't even picture acid groups. See I'm stand by so let's stop Like oh my goodness commercial tomorrow you know you can't possibly do that. Oh, I thought you said you booked a commercial Yes America's like I don't care if this is Kyle's favorite store the whole goddamn world. Fuck these people and fuck this place.
Starting point is 00:26:33 I mean, it's a hat shop. I mean, I agree. It's really stupid, but also like chill. The one place you could actually get something free at the store and she's not gonna go, you know? You're just okay have fun begging at every store that you go to and still taking nothing home. You'll lose her and now comes Everyone prays for it the first time and perhaps the only time Diana has ever made sense this entire season she's like okay, so
Starting point is 00:27:06 made sense this entire season. She's like, okay, so say this happened to these people, right? These poor people's and you are never married to Tom and you wear that this happened. Wouldn't you feel terrible? Wouldn't you? It's like, oh my goodness, Diane bringing some brings some logic. I thought this is gonna get through. Diana's too rich for Erica to ignore this, but Erica's like, listen, just this needs to be served. I can't even, I can't even, I'm having a very hard time and this fucking place is fucking people.
Starting point is 00:27:33 And if I don't fight for myself, you get railroaded. And what happens in the court of public opinion is you get shit on people don't understand it. And they think that they did. It's like, no, still don't get it. I like the Erica's making it sound like the Court of Public Opinion is saying all this untrue, mean, you know, slandery stuff.
Starting point is 00:27:53 The Court of Public Opinion is saying your husband stole tens of millions of dollars that used to buy you shit and a career and you're refusing to what anything go or acknowledge that any of that was stolen in the first place. That's what people are saying. You can't get mad that people are just talking about what's actually happening.
Starting point is 00:28:11 You know what I mean? Like you could just do like the basic things like not like don't wear those earrings around Aspen on the show. Like at least just like even if you want to hold on to them, just put them in a safe somewhere and be like okay I won't touch them until I have this all passed. All right, you don't go by a Cruella Deville black and white coat and then put on the earrings that are being accused, it's being accused of stolen from orphans and widows
Starting point is 00:28:36 and brag about like fuck them, I'm wearing these earrings. I mean, my God. It's just, it's like amazing. It's so good. Like you saw, did you guys talk about Jennifer Lawrence on Take A Seat this week? No, huh. Oh my god. It's just, it's like amazing. It's so good. Like you saw, did you guys talk about Jennifer Lawrence on Take Us Eat This Week? No.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Oh, so reporter S Jennifer Lawrence, like if she's watching Beverly Hills, she's like, yeah, and like, well, what do you think? She goes, well, I think Erica's just pure evil and she needs a publicist badly. Really needs a publicist. So Erica was on watch what happens live last night and Andy goes, So, Erica, surely you've seen the clip of Jennifer Lawrence,
Starting point is 00:29:14 that thing, you're evil. All right, what are you gonna say about that, Erica, what's your response? And Erica was just all stone faced in her way, you know. She's like, Well, I would say, man, once you're on a TV show, you all sides of yourself have shown. So maybe if she came and mixed it up with us a little bit, after a certain amount of time, you start to see her bad side too. Which was, I mean, a decent
Starting point is 00:29:38 answer, you know, but Andy goes, whoa, oh, my drop child hair. Oh,-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu- That was not even like sassy comeback. Yeah. Well anyway, so I mean it's hilarious that just so excited Ericka I was like I was trying to remember the fire thing from hunger game to make a joke and I just couldn't do it So it was like the girl in the fire dress or whatever To be on the show in tribute okay, so Eric It just doesn't like her that her name is like J law, you know, it's like she's traumatized already got blister So Diana's like yeah, no, my stuff that cuz you need to be to keep You can't say I don't care for the thumbs. That's not cool. And so Eric is like well outside the world
Starting point is 00:30:55 I don't give a fuck but inside a friend circle. That's my friends. I don't want that We got condensed today by the way. Did anybody here? We got good news We got the case dismissed in way, did anybody hear? We got good news. We got the case dismissed in Chicago, and that's the case that started all of this. So you knew the Mayf. You knew the Mayf branch. The number of lawyers that DMed us,
Starting point is 00:31:17 or friends were lawyers watched the show who messaged us. I had one friend who was like, Erica just showed her whole ass at this episode. Because she because she really did well as we've already told you guys when this was dismissed it was not it was only dismissed because it's a formality while they move the case you know and everybody knew that then it says it in the brief it says it in the information they show on the screen in this episode that the attorney says he's refiling in California. So Erica thinks she could just say this stuff and people are like, Oh, yeah, was Erica
Starting point is 00:31:49 was found guilty? But not guilty. What are you guys talking about? Well, to be fair, she maybe she also has some like crack pot lawyers who are just like, like, this is great news, Erica. We're doing this is great so that way they don't get fired. She's like, Yes, we are winning the war. But she's literally like, it is a lateral move,
Starting point is 00:32:06 and the fact that she's acting like she's completely exonerated from the technicality. Oh goodness, it's just, it's like, I'm like, it's like you cringe and crack up at the same time, because it's so ridiculous. So she tells us, well, the lawsuit in Chicago was the beginning of all the bad press.
Starting point is 00:32:24 I'm talking about real Chicago Not the lawsuit that was filed in the musical I was on and Chicago also led to some pretty bad press Another day another story of my I'm sorry. I'm gonna need you to leave this store for people who are in the know I'm sorry I'm gonna need you to leave this store for people who are in the know There's a lot of other dragons to slay like the dragon and asher's new music video what the hell was that thing
Starting point is 00:33:00 But it feels good for today. I guess I didn't really slay a dragon. I guess more like the dragon The dragon like a scratch itself for a moment and then we can come back to attacking me But it feels nice. It feels nice to have a scratch break. You are the dragon like a scratch itself for a moment. And then you can come back to attacking me, but it feels nice, it feels nice to have a scratch break. You are the dragon, okay? Everyone else are white walkers, just waiting, just waiting for the right shot. Yeah. So, Erica is like, oh yeah, I knew they're gonna say congratulations to me. Oh hi, after everything,
Starting point is 00:33:23 was I not proven right tonight? No, you weren't. And you know that you weren't, but my stride, my key client, key client man. So then we go back to Kyle and cast like, oh my God, did you guys see the news? To read my house. And I was like, oh, I thought you were talking about the Erica. Got her case dismissed thing. No, Erica left my house. That's the news. I sent it in. did nobody print it. I really heard, I'm really heard that nobody printed it.
Starting point is 00:33:52 And sounds like, well, this is the one that they wanted to get me to be a third party witness for Motherfuckers. And Rinna is like, well, I would think this is a good thing. It's a good thing. And Crystal's like, they're just refiling it in California. Crystal is like quietly becoming like, Crystal's having such hero moments on this vacation. I'm so proud of her.
Starting point is 00:34:10 She's like, guys, they're refiling it in California and Kyle goes, potentially. Potentially, yeah, potentially. Potentially. Potentially. So, sentence just, sentence giving the, theternet clip of like, ah, ah, sip, long, long disapproving sip, long, long, what is this?
Starting point is 00:34:33 I see not sweetened sip. Yeah, and Kyle's like, you know, I've always believed that she was innocent, but it was that conversation about the victims. I couldn't just sit there. My fedora was totally offended. I had to find some time where I can just have a conversation with her one-on-one. I couldn't just sit there. I'm a good person. I'm a good person, but you know I did text and she didn't respond and when I said, yeah, it's late. It's three. You know what I just said in my head, how I three, how I three a clock. How are you? I got these like the hump day of hours.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Kathy's like, well, you know, maybe you'll get to talk to her at wasobbies. So then back to the restaurant, Erica's like, well, I don't feel good about sitting on someone's plane after they were screaming at me about things that were clearly dropped today. Oh really, you can't sit on a plane with somebody screaming at you. You were married to Tom Fuckin's or already. Are you kidding? That's like the pre-flight announcement with Tom hey I just want to say welcome to the plane Erica go to your fucking room Erica and she's like I then and then the women walk by her because they're going to Kimis Abis
Starting point is 00:35:54 and she's like oh god hot make sure they don't see us but of course there's like 10 camera men and like lights on and everything so then can't do it. Jerry goes oh my god I'm gonna keep me head down looking up the door she like to try to be a mannequin this is how they do it in Zemat American it's where Kim Kutrao was found
Starting point is 00:36:30 So where they discovered that So then Kathy tries to enter the door's lock the clerk's like um Should I unlock it? Should I unlock it? She's like no, don't unlock it. Don't do it. That's like this was obvious I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, Please don't pull on that door too hard. We only make 25 to 30 of those doors. Okay. Thanks. So now we know what this is because this was in the previous and it's just all the girls coming to check on them and then being like, fuck you because I had the nerve to say something to Erica.
Starting point is 00:37:17 I mean, Erica also said I want to happen live. She goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait Then they arrive at Kimo-sabi, which Kyle is trying to make Kimo-sabi happen so hard. So she comes and she hugs everyone, you know, like really flaunting like the fact that she has been there before. And she's like, when my friends come to Aspen, it's like a right of passage to come to Kimo-sabi and get a hat.
Starting point is 00:37:58 And you're gonna get your initials on it, you're gonna dorn it, you're gonna set it on fire, you're gonna actually put a little agency hat on the hat, you just bought, it's so cute. Oh my god, it's the best. I know, they don't realize they're all gonna leave with an A on the front of their hat. So, um, Chris, you know, they're trying on hats. I mean, like, oh my god, we're so cute.
Starting point is 00:38:18 And kind of like, oh my god, guys, when you come to Aspen, this is a ride of passage, or Kyle, we already heard this in your diary room. Okay, you don't need to tell us again. And Rena has auto enthusiasts, and mom where she doesn't really care. But she's going, hats to try.
Starting point is 00:38:31 Hats to try. Because you know, Rena is not a hat person. I mean, listen, when you only throw that wig in a washing machine, once every couple of weeks, you don't fuck around with cowboy hats. No, so I'm team Brenna on this one.
Starting point is 00:38:47 But Kyle's like, oh yeah, I always grew up loving hats. My mom loved hats, you know? And then we see this montage of Kyle and hats over the years. And it's a picture, one or two pictures from every single season with Kyle and Hat. And man, it got to that great Gatsby party. I did not remember that patty the poem used to play Kyle Richards. That wasn't remember. It was like that one shot was was like it was very patty Lebonish. She was. It's like Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. People are not in Tina.
Starting point is 00:39:28 Don't cry for me, Lisa, the underpump. The best though is they show her in all these hats, mainly for doors. And of course, they do have a long shot of her in an agency hat. And the fact that they like lumped the agency hat in there was hilarious. Also, I love Kyle's backstory about hats. Like, I grew up loving hats. Like what a strange thing to say. I don't know, I just feel like hats don't need that kind of backstory.
Starting point is 00:39:50 It's just like she has hats. Like, you know, I can just listen to the Amy Grant song and get it. You know, hats. One day I'm a mother, one day I'm a lover. What am I supposed to do? Hats. It's a real song, by the way.
Starting point is 00:40:03 Yeah. So Kyle orders a margarita and Kathy goes, well Kyle, Kyle, let me tell you a secret because I don't understand how microphones work. Still, I don't really explain this to me, but Kyle, they have my tequila. It's here, it's right there. And we're gonna go, oh, how fabulous. They have her tequila.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Wow. And then we see a clip of Kathy trying to get people to try her tequila. They make it seem like it's 57 times the Kathy's like, welcome. It's Christmas. This is my tequila. So it's not great, girls. Look at that. It's my tequila.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Look, it's 1987. The first time we're in it ever met, Kathy. Look, hi. Nice to meet you. This is my tequila. Hi. Oh my god. Look. Her second baby is being born She's like wow, wow, little baby. Look, it's tequila. It's just Paris. It's sex tape and like casted also it's all right next to her Well, skinning in so Just trying to get on the Bible first
Starting point is 00:40:59 So but like Rina's like I know of course, of course they have tathis dequila and I have a sneaking suspicion that Kathy put it there herself. Good for her. I'm like, I know you're not trying to shater for doing that when like your whole thing is that you're a hustler, okay? And like, if you spent, like, if you had a feud about someone
Starting point is 00:41:17 not even thanking your husband for a bull and a sauce, so like you understand the value of like, like don't disrespect respect my brand. And now you're going to, and now you're going to be in a snit about this, that's bullshit. I say it's bullshit, everyone. Yeah. And you know, it's just really trying to make Kathy look better than Fury or in Fury 8, her, which of course works, which I hate. I hate when the housewives come with these lame attempts and they work. It works like a charm. So she goes, she goes in the bartender.
Starting point is 00:41:47 Oh, you know what? I want to try eight one eight. Yeah, I want to see what that tastes like. I just want to taste that. Cause my friend Kendall Jenner has that tequila. I just haven't tried it yet. Hi, Kendall. Hi, Kendall.
Starting point is 00:42:00 Can you hear me? Kendall, if you can hear me through the TV, hi, call me. Call me? Kendall, if you can hear me through the TV. Hi, call me. Call me, Kendall. Rina is such a good friend that she waited to try her dear friends to kill it. Like a year and a half after it came out at this exact moment. You know Kendall Jenner does not know her. Also, what a weirdo. And ask them to be like, I'm friends with Kendall Jenner bartender. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Bar tender So um, Kathy so Kathy is fewer. She's like I cannot believe I cannot fucking believe what she just said She's now her potty mouth has come out and now she's cursing up a storm and we're gonna say this is so good It's sweet like candy. This is like, you know, like especially it even tastes sweeter next to castatel soul. You know, because castatel soul is like drinking
Starting point is 00:42:51 dirt so then everything automatically just tastes sweet. So I guess that's castatel's purpose. It lifts other brands up higher. Yeah, so good. It was so funny. I was trying this tequila called castatel soul with my best friend, Kindle Jenner. And we called it castatel whole because it just tasted like buttholes. It's not funny. It's funny that you have that though It's funny. It's funny because I almost had some Casadilla Soul with my friend Kendall Jenner because we thought it was called Casadilla Soulmates Because that's who Kendall Jenner and I are so made together This is so sweet this tequila. It reminds me of the mints that you get in the most glamorous hotel chain of the world. The Hyatt. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha as evidenced by the fact that I refuse to drink it every time. You know I love it. Throw my Heisenmeat comments about it.
Starting point is 00:43:46 You know, I'm just curious. And Garth feels like, I mean, are we under contract to drink Kathy's to Kayla because I didn't sign them in the dotted line. So Kathy's like, you know what, Kyle? I'm just ready to go. And Garth says, oh my god, I know your whole mood just changed. And you just have to shake it, Kathy, you just have to shake it. And Rin is like,
Starting point is 00:44:07 like that, that is sweet. That's sweet. This is like a boon. Where are we in the Emma and Emma factory? Are we in the Kendall and Kendall factory? This is like the boon and Naesauce. This is like Harris boon and Naesauce of tequila and it's sweet and delicious.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Carl, so please say thank you to this shocked glass. Thank you. She's laying it on so thick and Kathy is getting so pissed and Kyle tells her, oh my God, don't let it ruin your whole mood, Kathy. Kathy's like, don't say anything, but I'm leaving. So she does. She's like walks up to the bar. And well, first she doesn't leave yet. She walks up to the bar and well first she just she doesn't leave yet.
Starting point is 00:44:45 She walks up to the bar and she tries. She's like, listen, this is my tequila. This cost a dough hole as it's been called now. So I would really appreciate it if you poured that so everyone can see if they like it. You know, I mean, I hate to have to do this myself, but I guess no one else will. And then we're gonna say, yeah, we'll have three friends now with tequila. So I wanted to take some one I haven't tasted yet? So shady. I'm like if you if you are really friends with these people they would have already sent you a complimentary bottle
Starting point is 00:45:13 But that's fine. So then yeah, Kathy's like goes up to gar cells or some mock and like oh, oh, I want to try Kendall Jenner's It won a foot of me right now and Kyle doesn't do shit. I was like, oh yes, Kathy, yes, get angry at Kyle, Kathy. And Kathy's getting too mad, like to me, you know, she's like acting crazy to me. So she's getting really pissed off. And if you're gonna get pissed off, get pissed off at Rena. She's being the dick, you know. So Kyle's like, well, once Kathy's mad, it's hard to turn that around. Once you've pissed her off.
Starting point is 00:45:46 And then she gives her like, she hurts me. You know, look. And Kathy's like, well, she's not going to say anything, so I guess I'm just going to go, I'm going to go look around, I'm going to go look around the town. And she leaves all pissed off. And then, her productions outside the door and she goes, I'm so fucking pissed off. Listen, I was with Kathy. I personally think it was totally obnoxious.
Starting point is 00:46:07 I think she should have been mad at Kyle because Kyle is so fair whether, you know, Kyle has a tantrum in like a few scenes from now and is also inconsolable, but like she is demanding all their attention and conversations, et cetera. Kathy, at least removes yourself in the situation, just like gets herself into a better place. I just think that like, she should be mad at Rinna,
Starting point is 00:46:28 she should be mad at Kyle too. And Kyle should be mad at Rinna because that's her sister. And Rinna was being obnoxious about it. And the fact that Kyle doesn't say anything and puts it on Kathy, that Kathy is the one who has to buck up when Rinna is being really rude. I mean, that says everything about Kyle, which is doesn't it? Yeah, so then they do shots and take pics and Mauricio's there now, you know, she's like, oh my god
Starting point is 00:46:53 Look like I came at the right time. Oh I saw Kathy leaving. Oh, Carlos everything okay. She's like I'm the victim of this situation So I'm just gonna say this just stupid shit. We don't need to worry I'm never even at it right now. I just really hurt Why is Kyle crying it doesn't make any sense why Kyle is crying because that's why she brings her sisters on the show So she can villainize her sisters and make her soft look like a fucking victim It's just it's the same playbook she had with Kim, you know, she sets them up and then she acts like she's been victimized.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Yeah, because she because this was her special Kimisabi's moment and Kathy left and Kyle had tried had planned for months and months to book a space in a hatch. Gosh, okay, like, okay, let's let's imagine this phone call. Hey, this is Kyle Richards, a celebrity whose husband sells a lot of land and ask been and whose family, like I'm related to Kathy Hilton and Paracelden. I would like to book a private room in your hat shop for in three days.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Do you have availability in your hat shop? No, I'm sorry, we are, even though he were a huge slug. Well, even though he was celebrity and your sister is very famous and is very connected, unfortunately, our hat shop cannot accommodate you because Justin is coming with her friends from Tennessee. So unfortunately, you'll have to book this in a few months.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Like, what is this ridiculousness? Well, Kyle's upset because she is trying, she's working so hard to pop up some stranger's business. And not her sisters, you know, it's just so Kyle. So then back with Erica Diana and to read, Erica's like, well, I was like, my God, look at that jewelry place. I was like, Diana, you can buy this some of that.
Starting point is 00:48:41 You can buy some jewelry for me. And I can just live through you, my car is funny. And it's like, oh, well, this is store and I look for collector's things, you know, also it's kind of investments, right? And she's like, well, listen, these were seven, nine day and another one was point one point three. So I get it. And she is wearing orphan and widow. Okay. Out on the town. Which is so funny because that was that drunk draw, that drunk drawn painting, where she was on the cross.
Starting point is 00:49:16 It was like Erica on the cross. And she wore earrings that said orphan and widow on them. And I was like, she's literally wearing a darkening widow, drunk drawn the psychic. And you know, Erica's like, why would I wear my earrings? Because they've been my ears for 15 years. Until the day they are not my earrings, I will wear them. I'm like, this is, this is such an unnecessary hill to die on. Like, like Like it goes really holding on to those earrings.
Starting point is 00:49:46 It's like go to Claire's, okay? Yeah. Get some nice little studs. Move on. So, Erica's like, would you like a cop? So, they go to a pizza place, okay? And Jerry goes off to pee. So, Erica's like, would you like a cocktail by Anna?
Starting point is 00:50:00 And the waiter says, a margarita, and Diana goes, well, why not if this is a cocktail? This cocktail, she even makes a margarita and Diana goes, well why not if this is a cocktail? This cocktail, she even makes ordering a margarita obnoxious. She's never heard of a margarita. So they're like doing the greatest hits because they're okay, get the hot toddy and then she's like, oh, I'm gonna order for Doreet. Okay, she wants a goose, soda.
Starting point is 00:50:23 No, not a real goose, Diana. You can put your dog up again. She wants goose. Diana like pulls a BB gun out. She's like, this is how we did where I grew. I get goose from Bosnia. She wants goose soda three lemons. And I was like, oh my god, she loves the carcass head. I was like, great, nothing else. Just gonna be an issue. I love the carcass head. I was very cool. Just gonna finish you. Great cool.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Is this what they call when I pinch Asher butt? Yes. Yeah, she did not leave the carcass out. I was extremely offended for Doreet. Yeah. You know, because talk about someone who works on their brand and people just ignore it. I mean, Kathy, you're not the only one.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Okay. Doreet has been saying carcass out for a seat. It's not just saying it, but saying, I'm like, how can you not hear that, you know? So then, Eric is like, oh, so Diana, how are things at home? I'm like, oh, that was nice. Erica, after three days in Aspen, you finally asked Diana how things are. That's really nice of you. Shek, I've tried a lot game of thrones, so we make song about white-worn gold birds somehow make lady. Look what? Did you read that? So for anybody who doesn't know what we're referencing, this is this video of Ascia, this music video, and it's like Game of Thrones themed.
Starting point is 00:51:38 Ask. Ask. It's like it goes on, I watch the whole thing. It goes on for five and a half minutes, which is already very long. The song just goes. It has no chorus that I could figure out. It's just sort of like versus it's like this somber piano and ashar is like dressed like a night, like a medieval night. And he has a mic. He's like, yeah, it's like a cheap Halloween costume from Walmart. And he's carrying the microphone.
Starting point is 00:52:03 It's very Lewand like, Do I have a microphone for this? Yeah. And let me read this. Yeah, read this. Even the scripting. Because it cracked me up. So it's like a little gold picture of a bird. She does like the Game of Thrones scene, OK?
Starting point is 00:52:17 So she says, worms do unfold in gilted tombs who pays the piper caused the tune here comes the story of the bird that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that what the fuck worms to unfold in gilted tombs it still somehow makes more sense that music video because he's walking around with a microphone and then he picks up like a bird, like a eagle or a falcon or something and then it's on his hand. But he's singing a microphone with the falcon and then he's like, he's walking with the falcon and the falcon's like uncomfortable so it's like rustling its wings around like let me get comfortable. I'm like you guys didn't retake that with the Falcon just being still, and then he's walking with it,
Starting point is 00:53:06 and then the Falcon flies, but it takes two minutes for this process. The Falcon flies off into nowhere, and then you still see, I'm like, why are you holding a microphone and like, you're in the evil fancy world, but you have a microphone just taking out of it. I feel like he was,
Starting point is 00:53:20 the director was probably like, no microphone and ash, I was like, I can't sing without a microphone. I need to hold something, they're like, if I give him a microphone. So, so funny. So anyway, back at the other store, the guy at the store is setting a sudden's hat on fire, because that's the thing they do. And sudden's like, well, I've never set $500 on fire, so it's a bit scary to see my hat on fire. I'm like, fuck her, get away from my hat. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I said I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:53:51 Yeah, and Kyle's like, we're just dressing it. It's like me with all social situations. So, Sun's like, she's like, well, I guess I did almost burn Kyle's house down and that was a lot more than $500, but I think they know what they're doing a chemo Sobes So so back to read to read it's like well, I was supposed to go to the chemo
Starting point is 00:54:11 Save it's house, but I need to go and let them know and Kyle so she does I just want to say this. I want to say one thing. I'm sorry because we skipped over a little bit Which is not a big deal. It was basically just it's re-coming to the table and being like, oh, it's out! But in the one thing, this cracked me up. They started calling each other refugees. A lot of their refugees from the other.
Starting point is 00:54:34 Oh, yeah, I said, oh, thank you, Diana. Thanks for taking us in, because we're refugees, because Doree left her room and Erica left her room to go both stay at Diana's. Yeah, right. So then Diana, this is what cracked me up.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Diana goes, you know, I try to help people in distress. So I invited them to stay with me because the wheat and Erica, they need a safe house. I'm like, this, you work, this is not the heart locker. Okay. You guys are going from one luxury lodging and asking to another. Um, so then we go to Jaree Colin Kyle, right? So she's like, hello, Kyle. I'm a thing. And Kyle's like, hi, honey. Where are you? You're supposed to be here at chemo, sobbies, home of the best hats ever to be an assman Come in now and get a two-for-one-half discount on any hat and below
Starting point is 00:55:29 Combination you decide to get we have it all here at chemo sabis Hey tell emo Slabby to go fuck us Quite here. Come on the food. I'm with Erica and Diana I'm with Irika and Diana. Irika doesn't want to go, so I can't leave her here. I mean, there's this round bread with cheese upon it. Come on. Dree. This is what now Kyle's getting offended,
Starting point is 00:55:54 so she puts her chin into her neck. She's like, Dree, I'm gonna be really hurt if you don't come to give us copies. I'm gonna tell you that right now. I will be very, very hurt. Now I'm gonna tell you the same thing I do every time PK gets that look in his eyes and he's only wearing a pair of stand loose D BVDs. Please don't put me in this position. Oh, don't put me in that position, Doree.
Starting point is 00:56:20 I took over this whole space, okay, and we're having drinks and this is not okay This is a private space in the hastler and you were abusing this that is not fair. That is not fair I can't teach but hold me You always fall like girls She's here with two girls You see you have more girls I'm just telling you right now My feelings and my bollos are really hurt right now.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Oh my god, I'm gonna cry right now. I'm gonna cry right now. Do you not make me cry right now to read? And then Kyle tells us between Erica leaving me, Kathy getting mad at me. Daryne not showing up to the store. I'm getting really sick of having my feelings turned on this trip. If you want to stay with Erica, that's on you. But if you want to come here and go with a plan,
Starting point is 00:57:08 I came a sobby's home of the American Cabaliat. Then that's been planned for months, a month, since 2019, in fact, then you do that by. And it just hangs up. So I'm sorry, I do not believe that the private showing at Kimisabi's was arranged for months. I do not believe that. And to each side, coil, coil, coil, coil, coil, coil, coil, coil, coil, coil, coil, Cool! Cool!
Starting point is 00:57:49 Is somebody in this rest? Does anyone need a safe house? What is the password if you're coming back to safe house? So Drico is back and she's like, but this is no good. Because I'm actually blown away right now. Someone put the carcass back into my tall glass! Who did that? Suck it, bitch! I'm actually blown away right now someone put the caucus back into my tall glass Suck it bitch All right, you know what you need to go because your friendship with Kyle is way My situation and
Starting point is 00:58:16 To read psych about when did it become times when did it become when did it become clean? Did anybody say hi? You know how we were all over Eric last night? And now that case is dismissed, no! My heart is in the gum team! Uh, so then, Rina's like, okay, Kyle, how can I help this be better? Why don't we go to a different store that's not a hat store? Solved! Okay, that's great, right?
Starting point is 00:58:43 Okay, how was this? That's so funny. It's so funny, that's great, right? Okay. So funny because she's like, kind of withdrawn. Oh my God, my feelings are so hard because those other girls are over there and they're not going to come here. She's, yeah, you know what, what's going to help? I'm going to go, I'm going to go with them. I know. So I make you feel better. I'm going to leave chemo sabes and go find them. Kyle is like fully spiraling. She can't even do a split. So now to back at the diner or the pizza place to read psych, to think I want to walk in now to a place with a bunch of girls who are going to be mean to me where they have hundreds of versions
Starting point is 00:59:18 of the same kind of article it's loathing. I bear the blunt of everything now. And America's like, well, I'll tell you this. I like the order of slaps of the not guilty never was, bitch. Oh, wait, there's women there. There's going to go get her. Go get her. Because Rin is just walking the challenge trying to find a river. Yeah, I think an amazing race, but not amazing and not an race. So then, so she comes in and I'm not to render to read like,
Starting point is 00:59:47 Lisa, what the fuck? They want me to come. This whole thing, it's crazy. Yeah, I'll guess. And then she hugs. She hugs Erica and Erica as she's hugging Erica. Erica goes, this is missed without prejudice. You're not gonna be that.
Starting point is 01:00:04 I love you. You're gonna be okay. You're not going to be able to. I love you. You're going to be okay. You're going to be okay. Thank you so much for sticking with me. It's really thick and thin through our school. It's really, really, really, really, really, really. I'm always going to be there always. And Dreeke, Dreeke, because where are they talking about me over there?
Starting point is 01:00:21 Because I'd like them to know. I'm just he supporting me friend. Just well you know what I think that we all need to sit together tonight and talk very how great my day was and how I was this male C.A. Whatever you want to say and if you need some 818 to kill it to to grease the wheels then five. So Erk is like well I want to show what happened to me today and it's actually bigger than I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say that I'm gonna say She tells Kyle, she stops, and she goes down the stairs, and she goes, Kyle, I will be back. I will be back. And she never goes back.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Cause now we go to Kyle's house. That's funny cause Kimo Sabi means sidekick. You know, it's like old cowboy movies. It's like A.K. Mo Sabi. It's like your sidekick. And I loved that all of our, Kyle's were just ditching her at a store called Sidekick. I mean, it's just like a war mug, isn't it?
Starting point is 01:01:25 That is very true. I love moments like that. So now it's later, we're at Kyle's house and Rinne walks in. Clearly never went back to Game of Soppies as promised, and Kyle's like, what did you guys say? Well, they were having pizza and the music goes, oh boom! You know it's bad when this cast is openly eating carbs. Yeah. Or just crowd's like, um, I have organized this private shopping event
Starting point is 01:01:51 taking over this private space and they decide to go have pizza. Great. That's great. And we're gonna go. How did we get here? I had to arrange this with the governor of Colorado to make sure we had access to the upstairs area of a hat shop, okay, and this took months to arrange, months. I am, she's like, I just don't like anybody, I don't like when people just took it a long. I like after Rico's, Erica, like Erica was a fucking asshole.
Starting point is 01:02:21 Lots of people just say it, she was a fucking asshole, she was an asshole. And we're gonna say, okay, then guess what, you need to say that to her. You need to say that to her so I can properly comfort Eric. Okay. And Kathy is like lingering around, by the way,
Starting point is 01:02:36 in Yellow Pajamas, as if there was never an issue earlier today. And Kathy, at this point, Kathy leans in and goes, it doesn't feel good when people aren't there for you. And I know what that's like. And like, no one gets it. She's trying her best, fast of aggression. Rina gets it. Rina gets it.
Starting point is 01:02:52 She just gets it. Because, yeah, Rina just ignores it. She's like, that's a different scene. Okay, I need that to be a different scene. Preferably without camera, so I can accuse you of things with no proof. Okay, well, good to that later. So, Rina let that go.
Starting point is 01:03:08 And Carl's like, well, she doesn't need to say sorry to me. And Rina says, Kathy, what do you think about all this? Let's say, maybe you were in the same city as someone, but say you're still in 323 and there at 818. Why would you say about that distance cap? She's like well, you know if someone hurts my feelings not that it's right or wrong But I would have left in fact. It's kind of funny I did leave because someone did hurt my feelings
Starting point is 01:03:36 Someone in this room two people in this room and I'm already for an apology That's nice Kathy. What else do you think? Okay. Well, maybe Erika's embarrassed and Kyle's like, then say I'm embarrassed. We're good enough friends to be open and honest and like we just said this. We just had this whole conversation. Kimo already has an open sign but I got them to promise to make an an honest sign to go in the other glass store if we all just celebrated their restaurant we couldn't today. So we're gonna say that this conversation needs to be had with Erica.
Starting point is 01:04:12 Okay, but she's sometimes being honest, just leads to trouble. And Kathy's like, yeah, people don't like the truth. Nobody likes the truth, Kathy. Nobody likes the truth. Nobody likes the truth, Kathy. Nobody likes the truth. And the truth is God, damn it, Kendall has a sweet tequila. And then Rina has been unpacking her hat from Kimo Sadi, I guess it was delivered or whatever. And she lifts it up and just, oh my God, how cute. And you can see on the inside has been not tattooed. What do you call it?
Starting point is 01:04:45 Branded. Branded, yeah, it's branded. Kendall. Annery. Annery Kardashian. Great tequila. So now over at the rental house, Sutton is getting dressed. She's basically behind so Garsell is just like,
Starting point is 01:05:02 Pessaron, come on, hurry up Sutton. I just I just you know I have to put lipstick on and I got to get I got to put on my lipstick I got my hair still I got a hold on got a cult Joshua. Hey Joshua. You're a motherfucker. Okay, I love you. Okay So they leave so sentence finally ready and Garsell like, I'm sick of waiting for you, Satan. Just shut up, it was about minutes. She's like, what in dog ears? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh up and Doreet, you know, is mad because she had to actually go. She was, she had to make a side-drip to Kyle's for their stupid bullshit. So she knocks on Kyle's door and she's like, come here, come here. She's like, I don't want to talk to her. I really don't. I'm like, I'm so tired. I'm so mad right now. Doreet, I don't want to talk about this. BOOBIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEE! You're breaking me heart! Look at it, you lot! This coil! Breaking me, huh? I thought we'd gotten those bags taken off here twice!
Starting point is 01:06:10 So think we're back to read, think we're back! To read, let me ask you a question. Okay, as a friend, a friend who I think of as family, but not the kind of family who's also in major motion pictures and television shows. Okay. I want to ask a question. Dread's like, oh, it'same, I think you're a family too, that's why I'm here. So she's like, last night, Erica did that to herself, right? Right?
Starting point is 01:06:35 And Dread's like, I don't want to be put in the middle. I don't want to be in the middle, and Cargus, you put yourself in the middle, Dread! You put yourself in the middle and cargo ship but you're so in the middle to me yeah what's your top of the the uh uh uh that's not fair listen to me honey she was in tears she was in tears I was like Kyle sobbing meanwhile Kyle sobbing I love yeah I got like telling her fuck off I don't care okay and then it treats like coil coil you know me when someone is hurt and in pain and they need help
Starting point is 01:07:08 I'm here to support them. I'm there to support. I will support them a less sad hat shop in which case I cannot help there I'm trying to remember if Doreed is like that when people are in tears on the show I don't feel like she is No, she's not okay. Yeah, I don't feel like I remember any scene of Dereet showing any kind of sympathy towards any, I mean, I remember a couple of, oh, babies. Yeah. That's kind of it.
Starting point is 01:07:34 So Kyle's like, also, is Kyle being played by Sherry Oteri in this scene, because she's just like bouncing all over, she's like, she's getting it towards herself. I don't get a fuck, I'm not gonna fuck. I'm like, wow, you're really SNLing yourself here. Babe. Kyle is definitely giving the energy of, like, a middle schooler at a sleepover that's gone wrong, right? Like, that is the energy of this scene.
Starting point is 01:07:55 She's like, mom come get me. Yeah, that is. She is doing the mom come get me. She's like, okay, so you're saying you care more about Erica's feelings than my feelings and you also packed up her luggage last night to leave my home. I was her, I was her brother, you?
Starting point is 01:08:10 I was her brother, Erica. Mom. So Rene comes in and she's like, Oh, my loves. You need to work stuff out, but we need to have dinner. So could we put a pin in this? We need a pin. We need a pin.
Starting point is 01:08:23 Pin calling for a pin. Ha ha ha! Pin! Look at this! Kendall Jenner has new pins. Is there anything she can't do? Okay, we're gonna put a Kendall Jenner pin in that. Oh, and here comes Shadow Mator. Oh, I guess everyone's ego must be very too large. That's not what it means, Shadow. Still doesn't mean that. I think you're using that expression incorrectly, and as someone who also loves the occasional cowboy hat with the word candle and blazing on the inside.
Starting point is 01:08:50 I thought it was important. They can point out that that's not put a pin in it means. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Okay, I was like this is brought on by the behavior of last night and debris. It's like I can't win I it's like me trying to get first dibs on some bringles when PK's around I cannot win It's like trying to keep a container of sour cream full in my kitchen Not gonna win never gonna happen. It's like trying to keep male escorts not locked up on our radiators when boy George is in town trying to keep male escots not locked up on our radiators when boy George is in town. Can't win. So Rinna is like, time out, time out, time out. I've been on the cover of that New York brand the way.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Time out. And Rinna is like, I am in trauma, I'm a Rincon trauma. And so Mauricio comes in and gives his, oh you silly women's speech. Yes. Listen, it's me Mauricio from the agency. I've been listening on behalf of me and he can. I just want to say, you know, I need to create peace and step in here because I can't have both of the women I'm trying to make passionate love to at the same time allegedly fighting like this. I feel like that poor disgusting, you know hammerhead face on TLC sister wife
Starting point is 01:10:10 So what's causing the fight isn't you it's an external situation and I need you to move past it seriously Seriously and it's so upsetting Okay, oh my god the man said something okay. We're all better now so to read hugs her and Kyle's like I just don't like that. I just people like air about okay Um ratio cuz she needs to admit it and running us. I think maybe 20 Cuz she's been crying so hard. have in the honor of Chancellor about all around it Poor girl looks like she's singing backup for the mamas and the poppas with that hair. Oh dear She's gonna need 40 minutes in a doctor. She's got season one face
Starting point is 01:10:56 Someone called chemo sobby and tell him to bring a scalpel Is that share back there? God God. I love that 70s hat hair. She develops so Is that share back there? God God. I love that 70s hat here. She develops so Then the other women are arriving. We have Sheree's big contribution Well, I haven't gone to the bathroom since I've been just been it's crazy and Constipated Well, surey. You're really working on that diamond. I know so the other van arrives with Kathy Rina to eat in them. And Kathy's like,
Starting point is 01:11:27 oh my god, look, there's food here. And there's just like vegetable trays out. It's kind of, I mean, I guess it's kind of food. It's like, you know, on a network that displays many sad croutotets. And croutotets are sort of inherently sad. These were some of the saddest. This was definitely a place that does not serve food, I think, normally. And they just had booked this basement area. I mean, let's be honest, Kimisabi's had better snacks than this place. So they're all sitting there and then Rinne goes to the bar and orders Don Hulio right in front of Kathy.
Starting point is 01:12:02 Just as loud as she can. That's so funny to you she's hi Hi Lisa Rina, I would like some John Julio, please Limes in it. Welcome to the cowboy bird everybody welcome. Okay, everybody needed a crown needed a moment So I'm here. Hope you all have some tequila by my friend Don Also Don Johnson great new tequilaquila he has out right now, okay? So then Kyle tells us, the argument I had with you really took a lot out of me and I just didn't want to show up, like I didn't want to show up, but I'm just trying to keep it
Starting point is 01:12:39 together with the plant and move forward because I'm really the hero here. Oh wow, you're so brave, Kyle. Slow clap for Kyle Richards. Fixing her hat here and going to the bar and ask him. So she's like, hi girls. So let me tell you, so Doree came over. And I basically said, like, I'm not angry, but I'm hurt. And I was like hurt by last night.
Starting point is 01:13:04 And like, she stayed with Erica. And then she said, Kyle, she was, but I'm hurt and I was like hurt by last night I'm like she stayed with Erica and then she said Kyle she was broken today I mean come on and Garsell's like this is hard to believe because Erica puts on such a strong font Well, yeah, and it's not true. So I'm glad you don't believe it because Doreen's making it sound like Erica's like Oh, it just feels terrible about everything, which is not how it is at all. Erica's been upset, yes, but not that kind of sad. She's been more like, get me an orphan in a widow, I wanna play some darts. Carindipotent. Yeah, and actually this is fully summarized by Garsell
Starting point is 01:13:37 giving out a signature. Wah! Wah! It's a benti and an Erica to arrive. And Dvreech's basically like, you know, saying how, yeah, Erica's just had to go like, you know, she just talked a lot about all the shit she's had to go through over the last year and she's very tearful and we know all that she's gone. We all know what she's gone through having to put on those earrings bravely every day knowing
Starting point is 01:14:01 that that could be the last day she's wearing a 1.3 million dollar set of earrings on her ears Right so Diana and Erica show up and to read like could you say Erica come to the ball Come to the ball if it's you're cool and then Kyle's like cross out could you talk to me? So I don't look so uncomfortable. I mean, I guess I never talked to you So already this looks suspicious, but okay, I guess I never talked to you. So already, this looks suspicious. But who cares? How do I care? How do I care? Okay, you know what? I hate even pretending to talk to you. So I'm gonna go, I talked to Eric instead. Like, geez. It's not like barely even got to say anything before Kyle realized he hated this idea more than talking to Erica. So she walks up to Erica's, because thank you for coming. I mean,
Starting point is 01:14:44 not to keep us off, it's because obviously you didn coming. I mean, not to Kima Sobby's, because obviously he didn't go to that, but can I get a hug from you? And so they hug and cause like, I just, I want to talk with no one else around, except for cameras that I can get this on the record. Okay, I hate that I feel uncomfortable with you, who's a good friend and a friend who now unfortunately
Starting point is 01:15:00 has not been able to understand the great sales and discounts and offerings that Kima Abbey's have asked been. And Erica's like, well, I'm a good friend. And that's why I'm upset. And then Kyle just blinks because Kyle is so used to everybody on the show kissing her ass to stay on the show that she was really expecting Erica to apologize. So she's just like, ah, ah, ah, ah, her tongue's like trying to decide what to do. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa She goes and by the way congratulations. Thank you. Now I don't have to travel all the way to Illinois to go to court So she was and now do you see what I thought my ass off?
Starting point is 01:15:49 Well, I didn't say you were guilty. I just I want you to show the empathy that's all And then Carl stops again and just blinks like this month so differently in her head, right? So she's like and just blinks, like this month so differently in her head, right? So she's like, um, the victims and the situation, like showing empathy doesn't mean you're to blame. She's like, I feel like you and the others in this group, but something from me that I can't give right now. What I cannot go places. And she's like, no, no, no, no lawyers going to say you can't
Starting point is 01:16:21 show empathy, Erica. And when you say things last night, like they're not my fucking problem or, you know, this house is so much nicer than that. Duplex, creepy ass shed that I was supposed to stay in. She's like, well, you know what? I stand by the shed part, but these aren't my problems. They're not mine.
Starting point is 01:16:41 You know who they are and who's responsibility and is to click the sub-bAH! The Sligal problem! Do you understand? What you say? What you said you love me and you're a response that bitletay! The color of a response that bitletay! I feel very bad for these people and those who are legitimately wronged need to be taken care of, but that's not gonna happen for a while and right now
Starting point is 01:17:04 everyone else is coming out me So no, I am not the most cut-a-look creature on the planet right now, but I am well-accessorized, okay? So no, I inherited this problem. They are not my problem People constantly throw this in my face and I would like to come to a group of friends and not have to deal with it It's just so hard to deal with it right now But let me just say again, I was dismissed without prejudice. Well, this has nothing to do with Theresa Judice. Prejudice, not three Judice.
Starting point is 01:17:30 For crying out loud, follow Kyle. I was like, I know where her culture is. It's just hard, I don't want to stop with you. Oh, by the way, this is our first blowout, 70-hills. It's been my first blowout, that was that luck, because I've been able to work forward with it. Thank God for plastic hair Am I right?
Starting point is 01:17:46 Is are you making fun of my hat head? Oh God Kyle listen, it's just look look we just Come on get over here. Let's hug. I'm not even a hugger Kyle. Kyle hugs like all the time No, I know she's like I'm just trying to get through and I make mistakes But at least I look amazing in my earrings while I make those mistakes So now they're hugging and Garsell's watching this and she tells us There are certain rules for certain people in this group I mean they talk for two minutes after that shit show last night and they're good But she can hold a grudge with Sutton for years
Starting point is 01:18:23 Which is true. I mean, admittedly, they know each other longer, and you're gonna have a little bit more grace or leeway with somebody no longer, but ourselves, right. So Doreet is like saying how, Doreet goes like, she's saying how Eric, she's telling the other women that Erica felt really attacked. She just felt like it was like victims and victims,
Starting point is 01:18:43 like a lot of the water splashed. Victims victims victims victims victims victims victims and victims and victims and victims and victims Crystal's like well, I guess what? There are victims like she wants her group of friends to have compassion for her. Why can't she could show compassion for them? I was like oh Space to be like oh how not in the new Someone's never been disoomied. And Dries like, but you did read the article today, right? She's, uh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:27 I sure did. And Dries like, so you see that it's not always cut and dried, didn't it? You see that sometimes there's a carcass in and carcass out. The important thing is carcass out, you see that don't you? Well, it's like the time that PK's tried to paper machine. I said, it's not always cut and dry, PK's. Stop touching it. Anyway. So, Crystal's not always cut and dry, PK. Stop touching it. Anyway, so crystals, crystals, like, she's like, well, look, I'm like, okay, I'm like, to me, there's no misunderstanding her position. And now I understand what you're that that's your position to. And that's
Starting point is 01:19:59 fire. And she's like, my position is what my position always says in life. I don't know anything What that's my position. It's a higher version of Gossel's tagline But I love when crystal said there's no misunderstanding of her position and Doreet goes Like she's got one, but now she's confused because she didn't get one after all. She's like, wait a minute. She's like, now I understand your position. So then there's a, so Chris, it goes, um, I live with a moral compass. And I like to know that the people I surround myself with share that. And to each like, oh,
Starting point is 01:20:42 can you trust a compass based on morals? She learned that downtown trying to go to Beverly Eans. He reads like, how can you trust a compass based on morals? You learned that damn damn trying to go to Beverly Hills. Morals don't make compasses work. Magnets do. Everybody knows that. There's no misunderstanding about that. So by the way, wasn't Crystal like a champion of Diana Jenkins just want to clarify that?
Starting point is 01:21:06 So- Well that's the thing about Crystal, you know, everybody's like, I'm a god of Crystal, she's amazing. Which I agree, you know, it is nice to see somebody still standing up for some semblance of truth on this show, but your friends with Diana, so- So I'm- Sorry. I want to see what happens at the reunion.
Starting point is 01:21:23 I want to see if Crystal is mad at Diana. I think I think after all the things that Diana has done off camera this season I have a hard time thinking that Crystal will still make excuses for her, but you know what rich people rich people love rich people so Kathy Kathy's like Kyle do the splits Come on moonwalk Kyle moonwalk like my dear friend Michael Jackson come on you you moonwalk better than you play pool Kyle Come on just Kathy you would have seen this all of you just did it give us all these So then Rina starts doing an impersonation of Erica with Kyle they put their foot on the couch or whatever and they're like hey, who does this like? You better listen to me, bitch.
Starting point is 01:22:05 It's Erica. Is everybody gonna let, we're doing it like Erica. And they're gonna say, oh you guys really, you are all hilarious. And crystals like so mad, because like sudden and crystal like, what the fuck? They just all think last, what happened last time was okay. And crystal goes, crystal's like, you know,
Starting point is 01:22:23 she will always think it's okay. And she tells us like, am I surprised that Lisa, Colin, Erica are making light of what happened? No. But Erica's screaming at me all night. If I did that to one of them, be sure that we would like, we would not be going on and on today. It would be going on forever, which is true too, they would be like they would be punishing her for episodes on end. Yeah, so then Sutton's like, well, good behavior, gets every time, gets dismissed. And Crystal's like, so what are we gonna do about it then? We have to do something about it. Like, what are we gonna do? She goes, hey, now this is gonna have to be talked about, but guess what? I've talked to Eric about this.
Starting point is 01:23:04 I'm retired. So y'all can have a talk and I'll speculate, and then I'll sit my drink like this, and I'll just squeeze my eyes back and forth and shrug a little bit. So Chris is like, I'll do that. Yeah, she's got it. Mark is over there.
Starting point is 01:23:20 It's my turn to get my paycheck. I want to be here next season. It's time for me to have a scene. It's been a while. So she's like, Erica, I don't like the way you spoke to me I feel like you talked down to me and last night I literally say the same thing as Gersel and yet I'm an asshole And Erica's like well, this is the love that we're talking about J law and you know what we're not talking about personal relationships and crystals like well, why does it always have to be in a legal way?
Starting point is 01:23:48 Because I'm in fucking Crystal She just goes like right back into it. She's like and I've been nothing but nasty when it's a part of you And Chris who goes okay, you have been nice to me and all this time I don't do it out because I've been a legal Fucked up best for you and your ego And she goes this isn't about my ego. She goes oh yeah, it is cuz you're making it about yeah I mean, that's what everyone literally does on the show. I mean she I mean Kyle literally spent 45 minutes of this episode Being mad people who didn't go to a hat shop, so This is just stupid like she's angry, but she's just also stupid.
Starting point is 01:24:26 And it's frustrating to argue with her because she doesn't even understand what you're saying. Crystal is saying, it's not a legal way to say you feel empathy for people. There's nothing legal about that. If you're not getting in trouble for someone, no one's gonna blame me to say if people got hurt, I'm hurt for them.
Starting point is 01:24:41 I'll do whatever I can to help. That's not talking the suit. She's just too stupid, you know? Yeah, well it's like, if you're gonna come onto the show and say the victims are not my issue, this is Gerardi Keese's mess, it has nothing to do with me, then that's fine. Then you should also not be all upset
Starting point is 01:24:58 or you shouldn't have a hard time then saying like, like Gerardi Keese made this mess and gosh, I feel terrible for those victims. Like this is, this is horrific and once this like, like, Gerardi keeps made this mess and gosh, I feel terrible for those victims. Like, this is, this is horrific. And once this all plays out, I want to find some ways to, like, to help them if I can. Like, that's all you have to say. But she, but she just keeps on, you know, it's just weird.
Starting point is 01:25:16 Her lawyer's probably told her you probably can't do certain things because it could be an admission of guilt. But like, she says so many bad things all the time that this point just like, like, can't make it worse for yourself at this point unless you say I stole all the money. So Crystal goes, well I'm just asking you to show compassion just for who? For the victims. For you? No for the victims. But I've done that. I've done that just today. I won't orphan in the winter while I'm in the town. Crystal's like why is it a problem for me to feel this way?
Starting point is 01:25:45 And it's not a problem that, like, and it's not a problem that you feel that way or whatever, or she's been, or you know, that Garsell feels this way. And Garsell's like, what are you talking about? We've been at it. Didn't you remember before when I said, what? And so Crystal's like, yeah, Garsell's the one who brought it up
Starting point is 01:26:01 to her face in the first place, you know? Yeah. So Crystal's like, whoa, what a, so what do you call me an asshole? What do you call me an asshole? Yeah, she says, so what do you call me an asshole? Erica goes, cause yeah. Uh, she was like, I was the one putting my arms around you all the time when you were crying in Mexico.
Starting point is 01:26:21 Yeah, because you were trying to talk her into going after a sudden. You think that's exactly why I wrote down. Like her and Rina on either side of crying, Crystal going, you know what you need to do? You need to tell Sutton. Yeah, you just go after Sutton. I mean, come on, you need to have your voice heard, huh? Like you got your friends paying.
Starting point is 01:26:40 It was so fucking transparent. It was so ridiculous. I'm so glad you, because I was gonna say it too. I was like, that was not like, that was not an altruistic moment. So Erica's like, you wanna tell me what the real is?
Starting point is 01:26:50 Cause who wanna tell me what, what real is because I've been nothing, but nice to you, except when I talk down and yell at you. And when it's like, it's true. And minimize your eating disorder and suggested I was going through the same thing
Starting point is 01:27:03 cause I like taking laxatives everywhere. Hey, just Pope wants in a while. I mean, who could, what's a better hug than that? So then Rina is back in her position as Erica Laptag. She's like, if she's your true supporter, Crystal, and been nothing but supportive of you, why would you choose to go there last night? Why would you choose to do that?
Starting point is 01:27:21 Says Rina, who goes there, or used to go there all the time with lots of people and crystals like this isn't about earrings This was like I'm sure this was about the earrings. This is about the earrings This was a concrete thing and when I saw the receipt that it came out of Gerardi Keys You know like that's why like that's why she brought it up. Okay, and our America says oh let me tell you something about that story It's a year and a half old. Which is bullshit. Okay, it was out in the press this week, right? Not this week, but on the show this week, that week.
Starting point is 01:27:51 So, Crystal's like, oh, it just came out. And all of us have been talking about it all week. And it's about showing compassion. And she's like, oh, well, the case you want me to have empathy for, that's a different case. This one is about improvising. But all of the cases are the same thing, Erica. They're all about using money that was stolen.
Starting point is 01:28:11 It's all about the same fucking thing. There's 10 different cases right now, but they're still all about the same basic reason. Yeah, and Chris was like, and there are victims in that, I don't own your explanation. In fact, today was a great day. Erika Durgerati was dismissed. She is somebody, Foxy Rocks out.
Starting point is 01:28:34 And Crystal's like, yeah, this is not considered a win for Erika. So we should not be sitting here celebrating, especially when there's victims out there. And no matter what happens, that still exists. Okay. Yeah. So Eric is like, maybe I shouldn't have been last to you. Maybe you should have worked it out on your own and figured out some here. Okay. And Kyle's like, guys, I learned this really cool expression today.
Starting point is 01:28:58 Let's put a pin in this. Okay. Because there's like a cool club that's hard to get into, but I'm into it. So I need to like show that off. So can we do that instead, guys? I know Kyle, who's been crying and throwing fits all day and dragging camera crews into her bullshit all day because someone didn't come to her little party. When there's actual shit, she doesn't stand up
Starting point is 01:29:16 for a wetsuit right at all and makes them stop fighting so she can go brag about knowing people at a club. Well, fucking Kyle, typical. So they decide they're gonna go this private club and then set, because Eric is like, what could go wrong? So now later that night, and now we see Kyle, Rina, and Kathy, and Carl.
Starting point is 01:29:32 Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, later that night it says on the screen. But you know, it's about to go down. Yeah, we're like, I'm so excited. I'm actually a little disappointed because I was hoping that the tequila thing that they showed in the previews was the source of the fight. And maybe it could tribute to it, but maybe I'm afraid it looks like it's not about that.
Starting point is 01:29:52 But either way, Kathy, Renan, Kyle, Renan, and Kar, and Kathy's like, oh, I haven't been to this club in 20 years. I mean, if I don't get in, I mean, I want you guys to go and have fun. And I'm like, sure, I kind of get in. And I'm like, at first, I'm like, why would Kathy not get in? But it turns out there was a very strict dress code. And then Kyle tells a story about how Kris Jenner
Starting point is 01:30:12 tried to go once and they told her, she had to take off her jacket. And Kris Jenner didn't want to take her for jacket because the jacket was her whole outfit. So basically Kyle flexing the fact that she went there with Kris Jenner and that she's part of this club. I know everybody weaponizing the Jenner is against Kathy and what's funny is, well no, I guess Chris Jenner's been friends with Kyle for a long time.
Starting point is 01:30:32 Yeah, right. So then Kathy's like, well, what about my outfit? I'm gonna go get those sweatpants fired up Kathy. Cause they're not sweatpants. So it looks like they're gonna go in and have a really good time. But then the dramatic music gets more intense. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like it in my life. I was like really did you see the fucking Amsterdam I was like the start you remember that crazy person who threw a glass and an Amsterdam that had your hair in your face It's right to counter a turkey neck turkey guadal and so she's like anger screaming throwing things crying. I'm locked in my room and Then Erica text back. I'm locked in my room. And then Eric attacks back. I'll add just, just scream about me finally being innocent. And then, and then her, and it's like, but
Starting point is 01:31:33 she's, while we see these text messages, we also hear Rina saying, I know the idea of Kathy Hilton, this socialite is kind, this socialite is loving. This socialite hasn't inferior to Keela. We've all heard the things Then we see the next tax master that says the hatred that just came out of her towards her sister I'm speechless the world thinks she's somebody that she's not I'm like this actually 100% verifies everything I ever thought about Kathy olden makes me like her more sorry Yeah, and then we see Kathy sent her attacks on the said, Silence is golden. I'm staying silent. Hard emojis.
Starting point is 01:32:10 Because Renep posted this during the week like it was some big revelation. Like, I have receipts on Kathy Elton. She said, what we talked about last night probably shouldn't be repeated, because it'll drag a bunch of people into this. So So silence is golden. I'm staying silent. Hard emoji. Well, so the rumors, there was rumors that there was a homophobic slur use as rumors that there was a racist slur use. But Rinna said that it's like they said Kathy's hatred that she showed towards her sister, which to me suggests that it's probably not either of those slurs, which makes me personally a little happy.
Starting point is 01:32:50 I don't know though, I don't want to become a Kathy Apologos if... She's going to say if she said something really bad, like I mean anti-Semitism is still on the table, you know? But either way, if all it was as Kathy just going off on Kyle... The good for her? She's going to be the most famous housewife ever. If you just like just read Kyle for Phil at this fancy club, and it was mean as hell, it gets a full-hearted Lucille blues. Good for her. Great. Because actual rumors that all this happened in this club, they go to this
Starting point is 01:33:24 club. Kathy supposedly asked to hear Michael Jackson. The DJ said, no, right because actual rumors that all this happened in this club they go to this club Kathy supposedly asked to hear Michael Jackson the DJ said no then Kathy called him the F word or the N word whether depending on what rumor you're reading which week you're reading these rumors yeah and then she goes home and has some huge fucking meltdown throws things calls Kyle all sorts of names and then Rina of course blows it up, which we've all seen in the previews of her going, Kathy, the things you said about Kyle, you're not gonna get away with it, Kathy,
Starting point is 01:33:51 you're not gonna get away with it. Ah! Ah! I mean, I'm here for, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready for it. Yeah, it was such a, I come to crazy. It was like, it was just a perfect blend of all. Like, Erica, Erica just consumed a double triple,
Starting point is 01:34:08 quadruple down on her ridiculous mindset about this Kyle's hissy fit tantrum. Oh, perfect, perfect. And just for all the people who don't follow all this stuff, and if you're one of the people I'm talking about who just believes it, like whatever Erica is saying, Erica's full of shit. This case that was dismissed, of course, has already been filed in California.
Starting point is 01:34:30 It's a huge case against her. The IRS just came out with a 4.5 million, you know, they raised for money. Did they raise it from whatever they had previously requested? And the earrings were taken back. So don't believe a damn thing coming out of Erica's mouth. Yeah, Sarika had to give up the earrings. So don't believe a thing coming out of her mouth. She's full of shit.
Starting point is 01:34:53 And to watch them all take another season to side with Erica knowing all of this, not knowing the last two things because those were just the past few weeks, but... Shame, shame, dong, shame, don. It is astounding. Well, they filmed the reunion last week, and I'm like really excited to... I'm excited to see how this all pans out.
Starting point is 01:35:15 I can't tell if it's been a good season. I feel like it's actually been a good season. I've been... It's been good. Yeah, it's been into it. It's been good season. But I'm like, you know what is like now I've been into it all season But I am now like invested
Starting point is 01:35:30 Right like if there's a difference between being like this is a good season versus like oh god I can't wait for the next episode and I'm really out of place where I've been just like gobbling up these episodes Yeah, well Erica said last night. I'll watch whatens Live that Andy asked her feelings about the reunion and she said that It was tough because it was you know watching a family watching family if she's so it's gonna be Kyle and Kathy fighting the whole time basically and She said it's the first time that they've ever ended a reunion and nobody hugged and nobody took a picture together and he's like Whoa Mike drop holy crap. Boom. He did. He did. And he did tweet at the end of the day. Wow, that was intense or something like that. So, but I mean, he says that like literally every day. Wow, today
Starting point is 01:36:20 was intense. It was not waiting till you see the Instagram story of my day It's like him reading a book to his kid pointing at the spelling the New York Times spelling beyond the subway somewhere Intense, but that's actually not in the spelling Anyway, all right. Yeah, well, well, we'll be back here next week to talk more about it to unpack this So thanks everyone for being here for watching tomorrow we got Southern charm More more Southern charm stuff. We sure do and go sign up for our winter is crappin' and fee That's our game of thrones house to the dragon podcast sign up. So we need numbers for it
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