Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Zodiac Fillers

Episode Date: May 21, 2020

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Enjoy not having me darling I Think cattle and claw I'm not gonna bother looking it up because I've definitely heard of it And I feel like it's in the Beverly Center right around the corner from yard the yard whatever it is Yard they've been going to yard Hale's yeah, yeah Yeah, so everyone just think about that. And I'm like really holding myself back from Google. Okay, I'm going to Google. I want to see where it is at this

point, because now this is just how I am. This is one of the quirks my personality. Okay. I have to Google these things and find out that the local business is, okay. Okay. Well, why you yes, it is. Okay. It is it is adjacent to yardburn so Bravo is sending everyone to the Beverly Center Yeah, probably got a vested interest in the Beverly Center at the moment. I think they do I think they really do I don't know why I feel like so compelled to share that with the audience every single time they go to the Beverly Center, but I'm like guys Guys, they went back to the Beverly Center. They went It's an old Navy ride across the street, you guys. That is the point.

They went to Albeca, okay? So we open a Catalan club where Garcels meeting up with all of her girlfriends. And she is wearing these sunglasses. I mean, she's going to get along just fine with your read. She's wearing D and G sunglasses sunglasses and one side of the eye is a D And the other side is a G and they're shaped in doubt. Oh Did not notice that My god, that sounds like one one's like just slightly better than The sunglasses we all dealt with for 10 years during the 2000s, where every time

it was New Year's people wore sunglasses. It's been a year, two and one size. Yes, it's fucking New Year's, that's what they are. It's like rich people, New Year's glasses. Fucking rich people. So she is with all her girlfriends and basically to show us what real friendship is. Cause she's like, these are girlfriends. This is what girlfriends do. And then friendship is. Because she's like, these are girlfriends.

This is what girlfriends do. And then throughout the episode, she's like, and that's how girlfriends are. Oh. Yeah. It was her. Ever since she pointed out her laugh now, I see. It was like her inner group.

She laughs all the time. She's like, well, we're here. I kind of like, well, she, um, uh, I got it. It's kind of funny because one of the women was Wilson, it's X. They had the women are all like Garsell's friend, Garsell's friend, Garsell's friend, Wilson, it's X Garsell's friend. Yeah. Um, well, see, I had to look her up immediately. And I found out a lot about her because I felt down a little sherry wrap rabbit hole. So she was married to Will Smith but then

she didn't like being married to Will Smith because he was like taking her light because he was becoming so famous and then she wasn't as famous and she's like fuck this like I don't like this it doesn't feel good so she left his ass and that's what she says in interviews and good for you I love somebody with enough self-awareness to be like, I'm married to someone who's becoming a superstar, and I'm fucking annoyed with it. How about that? Yeah. And she was like, you know what?

New life, new me, I'm throwing out all my old clothes. I'm gonna a whole bunch of new ones. It's gonna be a whole brand new look. I want dresses, I want fresh prints. Oh, damn it! Fresh prints everywhere. Wow. Yeah, I went for that was that was a good one. That was a reach.

It was a reach. I was like, I'm going for it. I'm going to make a fresh print stroke a pun. I want fresh prints in my wardrobe. Damn it. That was been doing some quarantine yoga right there, girl. You guys, when you guys tell your friends about our podcast, like it's such a good podcast. Sometimes they like make puns on fabrics and they look like with hip-hop stars and fabrics. I like you don't even want to hear about Q-tips X. She was cleaning out her ear and then all of a sudden.

Um, so Garsell's like, well, I'm married a person that I thought would have my back. I don't know if you guys Ever got that email. They're like, yes I don't subscribe from the email list about how much your husband fucking cheated on you. Okay, take me out the list I mean, I mean, I thought that he would always have my back and to find out that he was cheating I mean there were no signs from me. Oh, Did I tell you that he was an agent at CAA? No signs whatsoever that he could be duplicitous. Well, it sure changed my outlook. All right, we get it.

You got to do something email. Take me off the list. So this is that kind of a day. So, um, Oh, since this is that kind of a day. So um, Shari is like, well, my obstacle would be not hating this man. And she's like, I could never hate the man my kids love so much You should see how he respects the donut pyramid. Oh Yeah Oh yeah.

So, um, I think Garcelle's like, by the way, you should read, who's my best friend, and definitely in my circle, you know that I dated your ex. I don't know why I'm only bringing you up now after 20 years of friendship. I love that Garcelle's like, oh, just here to spend time with the girls, and remind everyone that I dated Will Smith. You will go. Oh, now this is the story of a model to to move to LA. I wish I knew the lyrics better even though I was just watching Fresh Prince last night while eating dinner. The true story. Now listen, sometimes my kids need me to explain to them things, but sometimes parents just

don't understand. Wow. explain to them things but sometimes parents just don't understand. Wow, when my husband cheated it was a real nightmare on my street. Anyway, so glad it's summer, summer, summer, summer time. So Garsell re-will was like, well, he was hot, I was single. It's what happens in Hollywood. It's also what happens everywhere. Okay. So then we go to Kyle. We go to not Vanderpromp and her giant not Villarosa backyard playing with her 10 not tiny dons. Yeah. And Erica calls is like, hey, Kyle, uh, since that you

were doing nothing because you don't really do anything of your life and I just wanted to say I'm sorry to work on Chicago. I'm doing my vocals and my choreo and I'm a Broadway star Just how she phrases everything say Well, we'll start with the choreography on Chicago and we'll start with the vocals of Chicago I'm like yes, Erica. You know that you're gonna be in Chicago So I looked up Chicago reviews because I had to know like how did Erica do in Chicago. Oh. Well, one article that came up was Andy Cohen was talking about going with his friends and

he was mad that he only got two comps and they had to pay for the other tickets. And then he pitched about. Then he pitched about. Then he pitched about the theater being all old and run down and the cast basically being old and run down. Yeah. Okay, you know what?

Wait, did he say this on his show or something? That is crazy. That, oh my God, that is crazy. That he would go, I'm okay. I mean, Broadway is overpriced to be asking me, but I also know that those Broadway performers, they, I feel like they don't get a lot of money unless you're a star.

And that's so like, and you want your free tickets because you're Andy Cohen, a paper ticket to your rich. And also, Chicago's not one of the most expensive shows. It's one of the cheaper ones for sure. And then you're gonna come after Velma. It's like, he said something about her being run down.

Like, I'm not quoting, okay, I just read it quickly. And then the other one, there were no like formal reviews, I'm not quoting okay, I just read it quickly and then the other the other one There would know like formal reviews that I found but one of them was from like TripAdvisor And it's okay one star and the headlight and it's so funny that it even comes up in search under Erica Chicago reviews It's just one star and it says Erica to our knees the dumpster fire Don't waste your money. Wow. So funny.

That's the one review that comes. Wow, that's the one review that comes. I just want to play well, the TripAdvisor crowd. That's good to know. Well, it seems to like my performance, except one person on TripAdvisor who's kept spitting at me from the audience.

TripAdvisor Tissity, what a bad. Sorry, sorry that you were dumb enough to think that I'm actually a hotel and I'm a Broadway show right now. Oh, God. So, Krauss, I cannot believe you're moving to the arc. So, like, well, I'm calling comicals, you know, Chicago's sign. You're the only person who's birthday. I don't know for the size of a straw which will call.

That's right. All right. That's right. Well, I was calling. Oh, because on it all that jazz allergy. All right. So I know a freaking good astrologer. And if you can't figure out these bitches, we're gonna have to dig up Nostradamus. Also known as Carlton.

So Kyle was born on January 11th at 6.30 PM, which is just like so Kyle, it's like. It's like. Yeah, to be born when everyone else is once dinner yes well it's like after new years so no one wants to party it's like oh god we got to go to kiles thing like we've already eaten enough you know we're fucking sick of this and it's 6.30 pm where it shouldn't be rush hour traffic but it is rush hour traffic it's like the most frustrating time of night i and now want to see who else is born on January 11th because I feel like

There's I want to see who is the most famous person that's born on January 11th that she probably breaks Amanda Pete Hmm, we could do better. Mary J. Blige. Okay Mary J. Blige and college. She's had the same birthday a little weird. I love me some Mary J. Blige I know it's just a weird crossover. Not a lot of big little weird. I love me, Samarit J. Blash. I know, it's just a weird cross over there. Not a lot of big, famous people. I'm just looking here, like not, like it's kind of weird to be this pop-up. What I see are a lot of people

who are less famous than their siblings. Oh, Yolanda Hedede. Yolanda? That's weird, right? Wait, is that possible? Is that possible? Yeah, Yolanda Hedede. For you, I'm not seeing anyone very famous. I'm not.

I'll reach it. And Kyle Richards is under you'll want to hit me, which I love. You'll want to come in at number 15. But Kyle comes in at number 22. LOL. You're even playing second fiddle on the birthday chart. You know what, you know what's sad? You know what's sad? Is that I'm looking on Wikipedia for January 11th and Kyle's not even listed She didn't even make it in okay, like she didn't even make it into Wikipedia I mean Andre Myrera a sweeter skier made it in oh snapable. That was a snaple Richard's flavor right there

Yeah, wow Kyle. Wow, she can't even get into Wikipedia. The Wikipedia birthday list. Wow Okay, so yeah, Carla's only birthday. So Erica's like, well, I know a freaking good astralysis. And if he can't figure out these crazy bitches, we better be got. Yeah, Mr. Thomas, what you said. So Erica's like, well, what was with the dice by the buy? I've never seen an ad clock.

My car. I was like, I'm going. That was acting. That was acting. I've seen a ride. I've seen a ride. I'm gonna say the ad-cloth, my ad-cloth, I'm gonna say the s- I'm gonna. That was acting, that was acting. I've seen her angry before. So Kyle goes, yeah, she was getting angry with me. I just, I didn't even know where that came from. So by the way, everyone take note, this is the episode where Kyle starts

to paint Denise Richards as unstable, too faced, like which, which Denise, are we gonna see? She's totally gaslighting Denise Richards. Cause you can be someone who's chill, and then someone pisses you off and you get mad. But Kyle is now planting these seeds all over the episode where she's like, I mean, you just never know where you're gonna get with her.

I mean, she's one way, one way, and one way another way. And like, I don't know. So she's implying that she's fake. She's a little crazy. It's's so it's like classic Kyle Richards. Yep they're crazy that's Kyle every single time Kyle's a rotten human being and I'm so glad that Denise is doing so well and is such a badass on this show and I really hope she takes Kyle down. Go hate Kyle. Yeah. I know.

It's not real hate people. Housewives hate Kyle. Yeah, I'm getting out of over there. Yeah, yeah. So then we go over to Denise and she's like, Sammy, what's fuck you wanting? I got some dicks on a plate over here, right? Sammy's like, I don't want cheese or bacon.

She's like, oh, these kids are all right, I can't. Yeah. Yeah. Denise, in my mind, is Kim Richards and Captain Lee, basically. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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because Kyle makes me so crazy in everything she does. Because she's wearing a shirt. I just sent it to you, Ben. I just sent you the text. It's like love, but it's like spray painted all over her shirt or something. She's wearing a sailor hat, like a, like a's like spray painted all over her shirt or something. She's wearing a sailor hat, like a like a Bluto hat from Popeye, and then she's wearing like little John Lennon sunglasses and her stupid Beverly Hilton self-help.

Like everything in this picture is gross Kyle, okay? Everything is terrible. I think like she's trying to wear an outfit that's supposed to be kind of like graffiti chic, but it actually looks like someone just saw her awful outfit. It was like, I am going to put graffiti on it to help it. And whoops, I failed. Sorry. Made it worse. Yeah.

Kyle's become so hated that people are just like tagging her as she walks down the street. For sure, just so good by Kyle in like spray. Different languages. I'm spars is not like Hebrew letters and Chinese letters and Different alphabets from across the river lake or whatever. Yeah winged beings Over at Denise's house. Yeah, she's she's getting her kids hair done because it's homecoming time And she's like, you know last year Sammy went to homecoming, which was a lot to wrap my hair around.

Okay. But this year, she's got a date with a boy. She locks him very well. Y'all, fuck. Y'all. Well, actually, you know, she died her, she tried to dye her hair and turned it up with gentle, it's real, silly.

And, you know, I think sometimes she does her, yeah, she just tries to get reactions out of me because I'm a mom, but guess what? It's not easy, because I've, listen, when you got a hernia and a big dick in your vage half the time, it's hard to get a rise out of me, okay? So she's talking about how people have this impression of her being wild and crazy

because she was married to Charlie, but that he was sober when they got married Sideway, we're not just this wild-sweeing couple, all right. I mean we weren't And then I was pregnant things got very dark and toxic and a file for divorce and I was six months pregnant Which is crazy. I mean Jesus woman has been through a lot with that a hole. She has also I was in a movie called wild things Which doesn't really help but anyway Also, I was in a movie called Wild Things, which doesn't really help, but anyway. Unfortunately, you know, I'm the prettiest girl in the room because I was also the star of a movie called Drop Dead Gorgeous. So, it worked out. I had a real awkward experience when the government came over and they tried to get me to go to Mars.

I was like, I'm not an actual starship trooper, you know. God, I love that movie. I me to go to Mars. I was like, I'm not an actual starship trooper, you know. God, I love that movie. I used to love that movie. Anyway, so back to Erica and Kyle and they're still talking. And Erica is, she's upset that Denise kept bringing up again the issue with the kids kids at the dinner table and she's like, I think that Denise has an issue with the group. I'm like really like no shit, sure. She's pissed off.

She's pissed off that you guys were like talking really loudly in front of the kids. I mean admittedly that's Denise's own stupid fault for inviting her kids to her housewives taping, but you know, yeah, she's a little bit. Well, it's just Erica getting mad that someone won't let something drop? I mean, who's Spider-in-a-webs?

Spider-in-a-webs? Remember her whole thing? I'm like, Erica never left anything drop. Give me a break. And Karla was like, and you apologize? I mean, who is this person? I don't even know her. Is she okay?

And Erica's like, yeah, well, of course I did. But you know, Karla, when we were in the table with a dog, said, this is the same person who brought up happy and into Nubbly Judge, sure. Which I guess the difference is she didn't do that right in front of her kids. Yeah, obviously. I mean, I would be confused too.

We were, I think we were all a little confused as we watched that happen. We even said it like, um, you're of a Charlie Sheen while you acting so surprised by this. Yeah, I actually think Eric has points, Thans. I agree that like, I felt like Denise was overreacting like she was getting mad and that was my reaction. But then it turns into Kyle and Erica

just they keep going and going and going. Look someone said they didn't like it. You apologize, you're right. But she brought it up at that dinner because she hadn't talked to everybody. She'd only talk to you. You know what I mean? She's making sounds like she won't let it drop.

And she just keeps shaming Erica. And the reason why, by the way, the reason why Denise was mad last week was that when Denise thanked everyone for coming, Kyle just didn't even respond. And it was rude, it was rude that she walked out. She was rude that she didn't even respond. And that she made it all about her.

And obviously Denise has just sort of lingering issues anyway, you know. Well, well, no one judge her what she talked about. Happy endings and crowd goes, well, maybe this is why she acts whole year than that overcompensate. Oh, car. And then she goes really. And then she goes. And then she got so mad when Lisa Vanderpump made a hooker joke in front of Porsche or the one who had a freak out when Brandt mentioned that she might have smoked marijuana

once or twice. Come on Kyle. Exactly. And then Kyle goes, is this the real her and the other one wasn't? I'm just confused. Like, oh, you were so, you were so, so, so, so hard. This is my note for the scene.

Oh, fuck off, Kyle, with your stupid shirt, and your stupid hat, and your stupid phone case, and your stupid glasses. But you know what, though? It was such a good episode because it's like, like, I love that half the cast is on to her bullshit right now, and it's so good. It's like deeply satisfying.

Yeah, it really is. So then we go over to, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh all the dancers know each other, but they're learning to dance and she's like, I don't want to let the cast down. So, okay, knees together, knees out, knees together, knees out. He's like, I am so amazing to meet you. I'm going to try not to act like a nine year old boy. Well, though that might be either a fucking grand around, who's going to live in And I was good on women. She goes playing someone like Roxette Haunt. It's gonna take me to places emotionally, physically, mentally, spiritually, vaginally, morally, smartly. I brought it out of Ellie's, but she gets the bullet.

I've never been pushed as an artist, but this that was acting thank you thank you so then the cast of Chicago sends Erica message to like hey Erica we're really excited to meet you we're sending you the warmest welcome in all that jazz okay we got that one loaded okay who's next all right hey count us the. We're so excited to meet you We're sending you the warmest welcome and all that jazz. All right, who's next? Betty, hi, it's great to meet you. We're sending you the warmest welcome open arms. All right, next vitamin C We're really excited to meet you. We're sending you the warmest welcome and all that jazz Tori's failing. We're sending you the warmest welcome. We can't wait to meet you

Tori Amos. We're really excited to meet you a little confused how this is gonna work and we're sending you the warmest welcome and all that jazz That forecast they're like wow, I'm so glad we get another That forecast. They're like, wow, I'm so glad we get another fucking person who's making like 18 times as much as we're baking for doing nothing. You're like, oh, wow, this is really exciting that the big sister from Mr. Belvedere has been cast in our show. So anyway, but it's, but Erica is so, Erica's so that lady in a turban at a Broadway show. She's like, it's different with you.

The lead. You know, the precious not to let my cast down. I was like, Oh, there you are now. Come on. So Greg is like, yeah. So basically she's she cries when she sees the message and stuff. She's excited. Yeah, so then as she should be.

So then, Harry is like, yeah, go ahead, go ahead. Well, you said Harry, so I just wanted to set the scene that we were going over to Harry Hamlin in his driveway. Yeah, Harry is talking to a car rental guy in his driveway and he's like, I've never taken the coverage on a rental before. So this does run on nuclear fusion, right? Really into that. Just want to make sure that that's been clear this season. Do we know if this car can outpace big pharma?

I'm just kidding. I heard about what happened at that dinner party. Wow. Wow. And Lisa's like, whoa, I never thought I'd see you in a Range Rover, Harry. That is not. It's a Range Rover. Come here, dog. Come here, dog. How are you? How are you? Harry's been doing a play with Stephanie Powers, him Delaware, right before her engagement in Chicago. It's a great play. It's called, wait, we're in Delaware.

You gotta see it. When you're famous celebrity couples, the hustle never stops, baby. So he's like, so she goes, have you, are you having fun? And he's like, oh, you know, uh, getting standing govations every night, people screaming my name. Yeah, that's pretty great. But I missed the DNA thing. So that was that was rough.

Yeah. How was how was that ridiculous party for our children? How was that? How was that? It was great. It was great. A million her head seemed so much better now. Well, you know, I'm really impressed with the the way that they've been

able to find clothes from overseas on the internet and so their name's onto them. That's been pretty impressive actually. Yeah. So I'm so glad that we we spent that tuition for the new school and now I have to do a plan Delaware to afford it. Glad we did that. And yeah. So she's like, I'm glad I'm gonna use back from New York and he's like, yeah, well, you know, people go to Parsons to learn how to create a clothing line and she's already got that down. She's gonna be able to skip that course on how to have a famous mother. So, you know, good for her. Yeah. Hey, question is, is Aaron still running around with Tim phone his head and talking about magnets I just curious

What did I miss really? So really like yeah, we're happy now. I mean we've had some issues But we've had family therapy Harry and I had therapy because after therapy I have a low therapy When you lady has therapy dog has therapy The rat in the wall has therapy. We're even by Stephanie Powers' therapy. Get your flight out of Delaware and come to our therapy Stephanie Powers. You want to talk about a real heart to heart. Betty White's

finally over her roughed in Chicago. be about therapy works we have a group session with Joan van arca just for the fun of it just for the fun of it she's like can I pull that hair off your face please he's like well I've got some blackheads on my back if you want to get those two she's like and then we just cut away that was that was the name of the play actually. We got some blackheads on my back if you want to take care of those too. By Tennessee Williams. Mama!

Mama, this blackheads will keep on coming well. Maybe you just have to stay here and yeah, Mama, we'll take care of them. Don't go into the outside world. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crack. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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afford to book a depop who shows up in a car where the doors go up sideways. Okay. When they've just been sued for like a millions of dollars and lost. It's like a Lamborghini. I mean, I'm pretty sure she just arrived from 1985 and like Christopher Lloyd is somewhere waiting, looking for his time machine. She's like, I mean, it's like, it's like the, it's, it's a full, I don't know if it's a Ferrari or a load, not a Lotus, but it's, it's a, it's like you're at a Bucco de Beppo, okay? You did not just arrive at like the premiere for Chris Hemsworth's movie or some sort. Like you were literally a Bucadabepo. Unbelievable, she is so full of shit. I've got my new 9,000 square foot home.

I lamb a spaceship genius shot. I've herein to try to find no problems in the world. Ready to design Bucadabepo where I'll be making $50 billion to find no problems in the world ready to design book of the peppo where I'll be making fifty billion dollars to pay for what I took. Who are you getting? Yeah, exactly. But now what was really cool is we finally got an origin story because we know that Doree has, you know, there's all these rumors that she steals a lot of things, etc. And one of our favorite clips from the past few years is to walk into a car dealership and then hopefully you can hear this. This is this is what you hear when

she walks in. Ladies! Which is not playing, so that's great. That's great. I played. Oh, did? Oh, I didn't hear it. Young ladies. So it's one of our favorite things and then she walks into book of the beppo and then she goes Hello darling and this guy goes

She's like I think I'm on time right now right on time you might want to call TV Well, I've got very exciting news. Mahubi just landed. He's like, oh, I thought you were going to say you were pregnant. Um, yeah, yeah, he just landed off of his bed. He has trouble sometimes because the diabetes, two, three, four and five affect his legs terribly. So, um, she's like, this is Rapid Earl. He's the CEO of Booker, Booker de Beppo, and he really is family. I mean, when I'm there, your family, like no to read, no, you're branding in the wrong

direction, wrong way, wrong restaurant. Um, Robert's like, oh, well, I brought you here because I really need to know how committed you are to this. And I was like like what is she got This is like a casting couch. This is an awkward. This is an awkward setup. It was what I'm saying It's not the right area to be saying that like a brought you down here just so you can show me your commitment to what to decorating a fucking room at Bukka The Pepo I know put your wit put your Fupa away sir So then pk shows a baby

Is this is this is the future of the real housewives being a book of the betbo while someone says baby and Baba It's just gonna be all bus sounds from your own out And she's like, you look great, Bubble! And Robert's like, actually, you look kind of swollen. And PK's like, oh, do I? Ho, ho, ho. And so PK gives us the background story. He's like, I need Roger from the club scene in London. He actually, the premier casino in London,

it was beautiful, but beautiful. I might have taken a couple of bucks off Robert. And so he said, is this pk character Who is this homeless man and the in the lobby who keeps begging for money from people? Yeah, he brought like literally was lifting off of Robert's like where'd my wallet go? Got me again pk Now listen here you two I need to know that this is a real commitment and not just something fun that you think you're gonna do just because we're a book or a beppo, this is serious

business here. Are you guys in this or you not in it? Now listen when I agree to do anything, I take 100%. I'm not just gonna steal a purse from your right. I'm gonna steal a family star, Robert. Now listen, I'm not a restaurant tour. I'm not going to be cutting tomatoes or slicing Italian things. I'm gonna be bringing creative. So here's my vision. How about we make it look like an Italian restaurant? Sort of already. I think

you should serve some pasta here, Robert. I'm going to put my touch on it. Okay. How about we play Italian music? There we go. There we go. So she's like robot. If you had to buy you a Mark Mintman Sephub, once you give me robot. And he's like, oh, I'll give you a three, maybe a three and a half and PKG, because like an old fan is, but I know you're a full. Listen, the only form of this relationship is you. Okay. Sir, when you get a failing grade from Google to Peppo, that's just, that's harsh. I mean, that's real harsh. When the laziest restaurant on Earth is telling you,

you're not trying hard enough, you need to evaluate yourself. I wonder if I've ever been to a Bougat of Peppo. Is there one of the universal studios? Yeah, I think I never- Is that one of the city walkers? Has all the dining rooms are like a different style? Oh, is that why they can have your adieu?

Yeah, I'm the experience a deep dree comes lay pop-up experience at Bucke de Beppo I feel like I remember when I was a PA on a TV show like literally in 2002 18 years ago My seems to remember since we the show was on the universal a lot that I think one time we got Bucke de Beppo And I think I actually really liked it. It's all said, Fimli Style! That's why I call it the laziest restaurant, because you know, I'm like, why serve 10 people when you could serve one large dish?

Because you're feeling good in the neighborhood. No, no, wrong restaurant to read. But the sea food, the lettuce, special orders, don't tempt sinners! for the sea food lovers and you. Oh, so, uh, PK is like, so how's our other friend in the business? And Robert's like, well, you know, Chuck E. Cheese is doing quite well,, little bastard. Yeah. Actually much better than you should be doing. It's a metaphor, but glass. You know that right?

Well, you know, Leon Hems has been dead for many years. I don't know if you've known that. No, not that friend, not that friend. And they're talking about Lisa and like, it's a resource talking about how like their friendship and whatever. And she says that basically Lisa shut the door and locked it and through way the key to their friendship I'm like, I think it's more like you and Kyle did that to Lisa Yeah, come on trying to rewrite history. Why haven't bring it up? You guys are such a losers, you know

It's like people are starting to like you again. Just be quiet Yeah, focus on Bukka de Beppo and not on the Sir Empire. Yeah, she's like, but no means am I trying to compete with Lisa Van De Pumple? Of following the footsteps, I'm designing restaurants, I'm not just opening them, I'm designing them! Now what a chandelier inside a chandelier here! How about a planter right in the middle of the dining room that people have to get by and if there's a fire only the Beth will survive. Babe, why don't you tell me your idea for goat balls? That's right, we're gonna serve some goat balls. People live them!

Have you thought about a bookatini? That's actually already a pasta. Oh, look at that. I'm already in the innovating. Pumper de pepo. Pumper de pumpo. I've got it. Bukapuka. So, um, yes, Robert's like, well, I'm sure that Kenley's only wish us luck and PK goes publicly. I don't know why I made him much rather than what I did for that Ken and Lee only wish us luck and PK goes, publicly. I don't know why I made a much rather than what I did for that moment. Yeah, I love when people shade other people for not harassing them in public. I know. Look at her being so polite and not trashing us all over town. What a bitch!

Look at that lady having manners. So she needs like, I'm designing a room in a restaurant and hopefully I'll be designing many restaurants in P.K. goes for many rooms and many restaurants. Yes, so well put baby, so well put. Let's use the diabetes one voice. How about that? So Robert, like listen, both of you, this is a business. And he goes, well, you've got to speculate to accumulate Robert. Robert's like, uh, absolutely not actually. It's not a saying. All right. This is all I need to

know from you guys. Are you capable of handling a magic bullet? Oh Oh dear, I'm afraid we can't continue on with this venture. So my next question is does Kyle just keep bacon in between her toes to keep those dogs into her? Like what is going on? Why is the dog always under Kyle's dressing table? It's not like it's sleeping under their relaxing. It's just always got his head under her fucking makeup table. You know, when you're a Kyle, you wind up with Kyle dogs. And I think that her dogs are just like, as if Kyle were a dog, that's what she would do, too, I think. She's just, I don't know what logic is.

I don't know. I don't even know what any of it means. I'm just saying things that sound shady, but really make no sense. So it's a Kyle dog. It's a Kyle dog. I had him at the table. So Kyle, we're at cows and Mauricio's eating and she's like, honey, what are you doing? He's like eating.

You made a sandwich yourself. Oh my god, I didn't even know you knew how to do that, Maury. You ever noticed how when you put two pieces of bread together and you're having a sandwich, it's sort of is like you're having a small loaf of bread, but with meat inside it, oh, man, oh, that's hilarious. It's like, well, I'm going to a party, put the psychic, because that always works out well for me. And he's like, oh, that sounds fun.

This sounds like it's going to be such a great night for you, babe. Wow. Yeah. Um, and then it was here when Kyle starts fretting about her many, her shirt. She's like, is this too short? Is this too short? And he's like, Oh, babe, it's like a little too short. And she's like, well, what's wrong with it being too short? Like, oh, because I'm not with you. Something like that, right? Yeah. But first, certain calls. And basically, they just talk about going together

to this party, you know, and how she's still mad at Jareet. So then over at Garcels, she's getting ready for this party. Wait, I just want to also say that I really liked when Kyle was, Kyle's composing about Jareet to Sutton. And she's like, you know, I think, you know, I like Sutton. I think that Sutton, I like Sudden. I think that Sudden is fun and kooky. Should I have a good time? And she's much richer than I am. So I'm going to attach myself to her. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. Yeah. I'll take whatever shit she

throws at me. Okay. Yeah. Pretty much. So Gressel's getting ready and she tells us she's telling her assistant, she's like, oh, I'm just so busy because I'm working so much. You know, I'm going to be in coming to America too, but then I'm also doing two TV shows and trying to date. So I'm going to Nashville, and I'm going to North Carolina, and I'm going, I just can't wait till Halloween comes out and Grecels taking that role. Yeah. Unlike other people, I actually don't blame my hair on a roll. I wrapped two weeks ago

And let's see everybody's basically just getting ready right so Sutton and Kyle and Teddy are all in a car together And Sutton's like I want to have fun. I'm just sick of everything being so serious. So Denise. She came on strong I like that. I like that. It goes for Denise immediately and I like that sudden is I talk about how she wants to have fun and be carefree And she's wearing a pussy bow that is like up to her nostrils. She is so done up and uptight like her fashion is so uptight in that moment It is so fussy looking Oh, it cracks me up. Teddy's like what what? Why was she so mad? Is it the glam thing? And I was like, I'm just not ever going to say another word again. I've explained myself to death. And death is something that I understand

because I recently shot the feature film, Halloween. That's why I have the bangs. Sorry, everyone. And she goes on again. I just don't know where I stand with Denise. Who am I going to get tonight? You know, the children's or the crazy Denise. You know, I mean, talk about them.

Balance. Yeah. And then Teddy does the most Teddy thing ever, which is, I mean, she basically coins her new catchphrase. She is something she's just like getting flushed. And they're like, Teddy, are you okay over there, little Teddy? And she's like, I'm fine.

I just get a car six sometimes. Like that should be like, Tette is Tette. That should be her house on Tagline. Season one was, hi, I'm Tette. And now it's like, I just get a car six sometimes. Hi, I'm Tette. I get a car six sometimes. Like, so get a little bit more every season.

Yeah, it's just that turn. The sun goes good to know. That's you like press yourself up against the opposite window. Yeah. Sure. It's not a collaboration. So now let's go to Erica's old ladyhouse. So Erica's like, here's the you Tom sit with me for a second how to have a son.

Have a son. All right. You've got something on your mouth there. Now tonight you're gonna make son and a god, son come, you never make me. Yeah, he's like, I understand the concept of meeting people. That's all right. I know that she's talking to him,

like she's gonna need to feed him with a straw later. You know, she talks to him like she's gonna need to feed him with a straw later. You know she talks to him like he's five years old So Rina and Garsell and to reach out first and not only is Garsell wearing a pink blade coat shirt top thing whatever that matches Ericka's but Rina happens to be wearing the exact same one as Erickas. So of course that leads to a lot of, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, School bell and they won't stop and Tom's just like

Going And we're gonna say we've worn the same pair of shoes. I channeled Eric and Jane and became her And then it just ends and so she wish she's going on She's going on a trail, but they just cut it off So then the next car arrives and Kyle gets out and she goes, she pulls at her skirt and she's like, oh, skirts a little short. And like, so this is the reason why I brought that up earlier because she was the one who was like, is this too short? Is this too short?

And Marisa was like, yes, it's too short. And she wears it anyway. And then she's like, it's too short. Like, why didn't you change it? You knew it was too short. Marisa said it was too short. You felt it and now you wear it and now you're gonna complain about it. Well, come on in guys. Lisa Rinne and I have all the side dress. What a cold way to the stalker. And Carol's like, Oh, I almost bought that dress too. But I didn't. So Kyle. So.

And that's the second time she's done that this season too. Because remember when Rena had on that zebra thing, she's like, oh yeah, I was gonna wear that, but I decided not to. Like she totally slammed Rachel so. Yeah, totally, so Kyle. So um, so on the way. You jelly, so in.

All right. Oh, snappies. So they start talking, speaking of jelly. So now they're talking and they're making, you know, polite small talk with Tom and, uh, he's talking about the house, uh, and, and Kyle's like, so how, like, I think it was Kyle who asked how long he's had the house for. And he says he's had it for 25 years. And Kyle goes, it's so beautiful. It's so old Hollywood and Erica.

Then it's like, oh yeah, Kyle's is the same way, but even older. So like that's what Kyle was getting to. It was like, this is such a beautiful old house, old Hollywood charm, but mine's a little older. Thank you, Erica, for the assist. Thank you. Yeah, she's like, mine was built in 1882

and the people who built the Beverly Hilton built it while they built a house for John Wayne And Tom's like oh really? Because I went to school with spanky from little rascal. I was in a mood. I got shot off the fucking roof That's what happened to me. All right, John Wayne lover Yeah, I was school with Pat Wayne. Let me tell something. You haven't lived in a metal lady named Pat Wayne, who often is called Wayne Pat. I guess you didn't like that very much. By the way, not even sure if he was a lady.

She could have been a boy. I don't know. That's Pat Wayne for you. And everybody's just sitting there like kind of awkwardly. And the Garsell goes, you're really good storyteller. Huh? And the grass all goes, you're really good story teller. And then Eric is like, do you get it now? Do you get it? Oh, man, I love those stories about Pat Wayne.

Cause like, yeah, you got it. People always go, ooh, that guy. And then I say just made him honey. Who's my mom? It's like Erica, they got it when they drove up to your fucking match. Okay. Just wait to hear his pat when come to him So Denise shows up and she's like in jeans. So she's sort of casual back to casual He's you never know what kind of Denise you're gonna get it's gonna be Denise and the jeans back to ragamuffin status

It's gonna be glammed up to me Yeah, crazy. So Eric is like, oh, the nice you get to make your time. You get to mind and finally there is. So it's what was strong coming out of his mind. And Denise is like, you're the only layer I love. Fuck. Sorry, I'm late.

My daughter's going to homecoming. A weather date. Yeah, she's a little taller than him. So I had to teach her how to be shorter, you know, because that's a woman's place You know what I'm saying anyway, I'm a kid now the way here What was that? Yeah So tall stand proud voices that care are crying out loud Sammy He can't tall stand proud voices that care are crying out loud Sammy. Yes, and short people deserve love to Okay, how about we start teaching how about we start teaching people that Yeah, you don't have to condescend to a short person just you be you let the short person be them and

Dance just dance like everyone's watching That's like short people are watching That's like short people are watching If they could could they're so short That's like short people are watching your belly button, which is probably all they can see What's that insensitive? Can I say that I don't remember saying that? So the astrologer shows up. This is so stupid We're really like we're just like in a place today

Blockers plays and right before this started we were like all right. This doesn't need to be a two-hour recap Then I picked up a spoon so So they walk into the dining room, I think, and Kyle's like, this is so elegant, which was her way of sizing it all up. And next week she's like, I'm going to decide to, I just decide I want to redo my dining room. I guarantee in the next five episodes that's coming up. Yeah, phase going to be with there with a measuring tape and on a key catalog.

They're going to go trying to like, like like try to fit cast iron furniture into that it's her style actually furniture cast iron accents. So saw the astrology guys there and Eric is like this is one of my best friends for Becca. And Rina's like listen, we've done the psychic thing and the woohoo thing before, okay? And everyone knows what happens. Everyone in Beverly Hills knows what happens at Camille's house. He will never emotionally fulfill you ever. No, that's... They just wanted to excuse to roll that footage again. And to that, I say thank you.

Did you notice also that when Eric said, this is my closest friend to 10 years, Kyle goes, and we're just meeting him now? Because you know, she does that deep voice thing sometimes when she gets like, we're just meeting him now. She's so passive aggressive. I mean true, but also passive aggressive. So she sounds like, all right, who should I start with?

And they start with Erica. And she sounds like, yeah, she's a cancer but her moon's a query is her favorite puppy is a belvedere which means she's strong she pays well all right next congratulations you described the personality of someone you've known for 10 years so okay Kyle you're a Capricorn with a Libra moon and a Leo rising. Alright so you like consistency and practicality and direct honesty but you also can't really take ownership of your crazy hair and dangling earings these days. Blame it on movies.

Is that true? Capricorns with Libra Moon Rising. Blame your bangs on everybody else. Okay, Max. You don't have bangs accountability, which is funny because you are best friends with someone who has a lot of accountability. So I think you think that by being friends with someone

with accountability, you therefore get bangs accountability, but you for some reason are blaming it on, well this is very specific. Michael Myers? Wow, those stars are really, they're really specific about you. So he's a god card. You just can't stand when somebody's treated unfairly. Oh, right. Right. Did you see her hiding crutches a few years ago sir? And Rico's, well he was spot on until he said he would fare.

I will tell you what's fair, me being the new owner of Book of the People. Erica, I don't mean to interrupt this young man talking garbage group, but will this food be served family style? Because that's really what I'm most accustomed to now being the owner of Bucco de Pepos. So then they move on to Denise and he's like, whoa, Denise, what an intensely complicated chart. She goes, now I'm a first time here of that one. Yeah, one time in grade school I had to do a project and I made a chart half pie half bar Try to figure that one out complicated charts. I think it first place though because they thought it was a lollipop And who doesn't love a fucking lollipop? Am I right? Am I right? Okay. Wow, you really never know what kind of person to Nesel served today

so strong psych well You know you're, but a side of you is hidden. And you have the most to reveal. And when it goes, and Kyle just whips her head around and just like points her hair, fangs at the knees, like, hmm, too shy. And he's like, well, you're the type that if someone breaks your trust, you'll keep a good face, but you'll conspire behind their backs on how to deal with them. And Kyle just starts chomping on her food with like that vindication. She's like, I'm not saying anything. I'll let my chomping do that all for me. And then he's like, I'm true. And he's like, yeah, and you take your time to even the score.

Come on, give me a fucking break. Like everyone else is like, you like flowers. And then they get to the person that Erica doesn't like at the moment. And it's like, oh, you're a devious bitch. You've got these gone major issues and we'll take revenge. And then Kyle continues her gas sliding and goes, you know, the last time I saw Denise, she was screaming at me and freaking out. So what does she have plotted for me? I was like, Kyle, come on now. Okay. She's not freaking Lee Harvey Oswald. Okay, relax.

I think that he was glad. He was glad for you is maybe like taking getting rid of the Bobby pin and letting that hair down. And so he's like, yeah, you'll take your time to even the score. And to me, he's like, well, I have a platter of revenge so far. So then we move on to Rina who, um, you know, of course, Erica loves. So her, her reading is easy. The only real, devious one here is, is the one that nobody likes at the moment. Yeah. So yeah, one here is the one that nobody likes at the moment. Yeah. So, yeah, Rindus is basically like, everyone knows where they stand with her and even if you want to hold back, you can't, then they just quickly show a flashback and say, where

people are doing coke in your bathroom. Yeah, that's true. It's me. I can't hold back. I can't hold back. So, Rindus, like you're awesome and Garsell's like, Andy's he on the eyes. So now's Garsell's turn and she's fine, but it's dangerous if someone crosses her because she's clear on what's right and wrong. What is the psychic even? Like who pays for it?

For sure. Yeah. Yeah, this is some shitty psychic ring. I want Allison back. Yeah, me too. So then with the read, it's all about how she feels. And when she's upset, it's difficult to reel her back in. It's like a tidal wave of emotion. Have we ever seen one little ounce of emotion from the read ever? Yeah, no, I think it's, I mean, when she gets into a tizzy,

she is kind of like, you can't reason whether or she starts getting crazy, right? She's like, I ordered this meatball and spaghetti from Booker de Bepeaux, 45 minutes ago, and still hasn't arrived. Man, it's actually right under your nose and you've already eaten one of the meatballs. That's simply not true. It's not true at all. And you showed your husband, you showed me how Spinja Vajana put it away, Irgo. So he's like, well, you know, Erica just wants to be loved. And certain side, well, you're opinionated, but people will take things personally when it's Oh, no, this is for me. He's like, you're opinionated, but

people will take things that you say personally, when it's oh no this is for real. Yeah, it's like you're opinionated, but people will take things that you say personally when that's not what's intended. And she's like very happy about that. And then of course, of course, the show, Teddy getting upset by Sunsing. Well, I thought you were going to be boring. And then I found out that you were pregnant and a little little bird you told me there's a trail of vomit leading from the car door all the way up the 101 so you know and then Sean's like okay and now Teddy Teddy there is a dead person here that is telling me some information about your and the dead person fellow sleep hold on let me see if I can pull anybody else through yeah Teddy all the ghosts are sleeping second I said your name. So, Teddy, the stars are telling me that you feel safety with deep connections and that you're inclined to gravitate towards one energy that you feel most comfortable with and to you nozzle yourself in their bangs. I don't know what that really means, but you're comfortable with the bang signs. And Garsell is like, this Kyle have a bang sign and he's like, yeah, she sure does.

And Kyle goes, well, that explains things. Now, everyone can't be so upset about, oh, why are you so close to Teddy? Because it's astrological, okay? And the reeds like, well, but just admit it, though, they're closer with head than you are with the rest of us. Yeah. And she goes, no you're closer with her than you are with the rest of us. Yeah. And she gets no one's upset with your baby. And Garcell's like, why can't you just say

you're closer to Teddy? It's blatant Kyle. And then Kyle gives her a look in Garcell's like, well, in my group, we can throw shade, but Kyle just has to be liked by everyone. Oh, I love that. I was at the beginning of this episode, I was like, you know, I like Garcell.

She's not really doing much. And now I'm like, okay, I love our cell. She's calling out Kyle for all the bullshit that we were always talking about. Yeah. And Doreet's like, yes, didn't she even go to couple snippy last year? And Eric was like, yeah, you guys had therapy at your house. I'm telling you guys, it was for breathing exercises, not for our relationship. And she's like laughing really hard, almost overcompensating. It was our relationship. Hi, I'm Teddy.

I get cursed sometimes. And girls, like, you can have some of us, your fucking minds. And it's like, I thought you had group therapy. So did Erica. So did Dread. So did everybody that I told the ad group therapy. And Rico's coil saved the melodramatic denials all I know is one plus one is a couple and you two were in therapy together.

Bucco de Beppo. They were like a rigatoni with another rigatoni on a very long split, girl. You would like a boat tie pasta stuck on a wagon wheel, two terrible shapes. The no one likes, but everyone gets stuck with. And Carl says I've gone from sleeping one night and prevents with somebody to couples therapy. What sign does that make me? Okay, tell me that. Yeah. And Sean starts saying like, um, now guys, whenever you're having an issue with someone, what you want to do is get to what the other person needs

to feel better. No, Kyle, take out the age, no, put away the agency hat. No, that's not making anyone feel better. I know it's free. I know no one wants it. And Doreet says, I've been clear. There I've been clear a sacking man. And Rinna is embarrassed. She says she's so embarrassed by this whole thing. And then Sutton's like, but why does everyone even care? And Rinna goes, oh wait, we haven't gotten to you in a-

yet. But. Sutton's like, I will say zip it to you. I will say zip it to you. See, it doesn't work on Atlanta. When Tania says zip it, but on Beverly Hills, it's like, I will say zip it to you. I will say zip it to you. See, it doesn't work on Atlanta. When Tania says zip it, but on Beverly Hills, it's like fun words. It's like, I will say zip it to you.

Zip it. Yeah, my mother says that's a Southern thing. Zip it. You better zip those lips, Mr. And the best thing is that son gets mad because she's in this big, like she has this big pussy bow and it's this big brown like silky thing

that's like very airy and flappy. So when she gets mad, her bow flounces up and down and she's like, she looks like a very angry cat. Like, someone squirted water in the cat's face and cat is like turned around to be like, she's all bouncy and perfect. So Darius, like, well, we haven't even gotten to us yet. And so it goes, well, I'll tell you this, I'm not happy.

We have a lot to discuss. Put that in your garlic bread basket from Bupa de Beps, whatever it's called. So Sutton's getting all worked up, check. You need to listen to me, it's zipper, zip it, zipper. And Erica goes, hey, you're a. Zippa, zip it, Zippa. And Eric goes, Hey, you're a guest in my home, why do you? I was like, Oh, really, you're going to pull that card the week after you were talking about three Sims and someone else's home when they asked me. Really, the week after, like, it doesn't even matter who's side I am on about that

particular thing. You and Chris still, Erica. So it sounds like you're right, you're right, man, it's before everything else, man is before poor people. Okay. So they escort Sean out of the house, less to be exposed, end of this fight. And sudden turns to the readings like, I actually really like you. I mean, so for you to announce it to everyone that I was freaking out, I didn't deserve that, I didn't deserve that, You know what I did deserve? A lot more money just because I am a rich white lady who deserves more money. So give me that please.

And Doreet's like, where were not girlfriends yet? Button? So, well apparently, and we're not. And Doreet says, I walked into my friends event and I didn't like that someone and Carl stops her and she says what do you think she's gonna pull out a machete like what did you think she was gonna do this at this event yeah he says well I don't know it could be a machete it could be a giant plate of chicken parmesan that kids and adults would enjoy as well maybe she would put on some William shot in the mask and stab a bunch of people. I don't know. I wasn't that movie.

So Kyle's like, we're bigger than this. This is stupid. This is so mature. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. They just insert a clip of Rinna throwing the glass in Amsterdam and coming for him. I like when Kyle decides when they're bigger than something when she's the one who has the most like immature fights of everyone. Yeah, I'm going to start sobbing at the table and saying, you're mean. Mm-hmm. So, Rinna's like, why are you so worked up? Why is Sutton so worked up? And Kyle goes, you guys, she's new to the group and she's richer than I am. So please, be nice to her because I need to get invited to wherever she's gonna go and

Grinna says well this is my kids launch party we're talking about she's like but she didn't do anything don't act like she did something now Kyle's an asshole, but she's writing all this. She's right after Kyle like they want to couple therapy which didn't happen It's just crazy and now Rinna's acting like set and walked in with an eye, Freddie to kill everybody. Eric is event which didn't happen. But the reason it's so funny is because this is what Kyle does to people every season. And it's hilarious watching it get turned back on her. And she's totally unable to deal with it. Well, Kyle and sudden are feeling the wrath of to read because

the read is the master of just fully exaggerating situation so she's exaggerated. Oh, they shared a bed now. She's exaggerated. Oh, there and couples therapy together She exaggerated Sun we saw Sun Sun just like muddled under her breath like oh god I'm gonna freak out and she was like trembling as in like like she's gonna cry. And now to read his minute sound, like she was unhinge, she was gonna flip over a table, you know, it is, I regrettably agree that Kyle's not necessarily wrong in this specific aspect.

Yeah, she's just wrong as a person. So, it's certain, it's like, well, I feel like some of the girls don't want to get to know me. That's just how I feel. I'm ready to go. You feel that? Because yes! And Denise is just eating, which I love that Denise actually eats. She's just like, fact, this I'm eating this shit. And so Garsell jumps in. And she says, I feel like I'm new here, but no one says anything. You know, I talk to Kyle

all the time and you just glaze right over me. And I was like, oh! It was kind of amazing because Kyle thinks that she's put in all this great work kissing ourselves as, you know, like, oh, you're fabulous. You're just so fabulous, you know? And so she's shocked. And Garsell tells us, you know, the more I get to know Kyle, maybe she's only good for the surface. You know, things like, I like your bag.

You look great. You look great look fabulous Yeah, and then it cuts to Kyle going well listen. I said I think she's gorgeous and outspoken and I adore her bags Yes, just exactly faith and also Kyle goes I mean we haven't spent enough time together because you've been away to The two implying like we've both been off shooting feature films. Yeah, like I'll give you this a little bit. We're both working actors. Yeah.

I mean, we both are part of iconic movie reboots. And so, you know, that's just working against us right now. And to read ghost and wild jacolais over, then, and Kyle says,, shut up you fucking asshole. To read is so happy to like just fan those flames there. It's so good. So then Denise is like, well, she's, Denise says exactly what I was gonna say,

which is, you know, she's keeps calling us all fake bitches, but maybe she's projecting. Maybe that's you who's fake. Maybe that's what Kyle is, huh? I feel something. It just comes out, whether it's defending Teddy or defending you or defending you, Doreet, because I really did defend you, Doreet. I'm not a fan, Daniel. No, I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her.

I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. I have to fight with her. long fucking time you didn't fucking to fit get over yourself. Exactly.

I'm the one being honest. I'm the one. And she's mad because she tried to say her feelings and they've already moved on to keep talking about everything else. So now Kyle and Dorita are squabbling. And Garsell's like, I gotta go. So Garsell, Rina and Denise leave.

And Kyle doesn't even notice or acknowledge that they're leaving. She's still not just talking to, they're like, okay, bye, bye. Remember that part where we said you don't pay attention to us, you just glaze over us, bye. We've actually left the party now. Okay, we're gone. Yeah, she never says bye or anything.

So they get in the car and Rene tells Garcell, you don't feel validated by Kyle, I get it. And Garcell says, yeah, she just doesn't pay attention. And what she was wearing tonight was hideous She says she's like yeah Garsell's like I mean if I said that if I said that to her she'd be like oh my god Doreet Doreet I guess she's talking about Wait, what does she mean by that again? If I said that to her, she'd be like,

oh my god, to read like, I guess whatever it is that Kyle said to, oh, I don't know. I don't write that down. That know how ridiculous that is and treats is I Don't know how ridiculous it is Says will don't be an asshole. So then back in the car Denise is like well, you know Kyle By the way Denise has found some peanut M&M somewhere and it's just now you Mean Denise is my fucking hero. So she's like chopping peanut M&M She's like you know Kyle always brings it back to her. He doesn't listen Okay, she talks about us not to us. She doesn't fucking listen. You know why I don't give a shit

Oh my god, the green winds make me horny Just hit a home run in M&M's baseball So Garsell's like are we being caddy? Yes. That's what really good friends do. And Kyle deserves it. I was like, yes, she does deserve it. And then he's just cracking up. Yeah, do you need spacey? Like, you know, she talks at us, not to us. I just love that the three truly working actresses are just like football. Well, Rinne, it's just more just laughing along, but I love that Denise and Garsell who are sort of like the

quote-unquote big gets for the show, just fucking hit Kyle. Yep, and Rinna's just saving this shit all up, you know, to bring up. She's like probably next week. Chrissy has a new long game. Can you say that again? I'm just running it down real quick. Yeah, could you say this for a play? But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, what she's saying about you being a package. Dunya. So this is where Kyle now does her, her both guttural and nasal voice thing when she starts to crush us. You would like a better friend than that and that's not cool. That's not cool. You know how she starts doing that like that weird sort of like the alternate voice.

You guys are not cool. It's not cool. And there it goes. Well you said be honest and we'll be honest. Well you're some ad couples therapy lady. In my opinion, she's not close with you at all so it makes no sense. It makes no sense. And to read, it's like, yeah, well not everyone agrees with you in the moment

and you fucking freak out about it, you know, and check. Fuck you, Doree. Fuck you. You don't get to tell me how I reacted to these. You don't get to tell me how I reacted to these, you don't get to tell me how I am. Alright, I'll just say it. I think that your relationship with Teddy is weird. I have literally not known anyone who wants to wake up at 5 in the morning to drive down to Likunabeech. That is weird, weird, weird. And Cargo's, because you don't have good friends, is that why?

And it's like,'t don't don't You're so out of line, I'm not going to be insulted by something so odd like that Just kidding, that was acting, I'm very insulted, see me in Chicago And I do have good friends, and I actually consider you to be one of them But at the end of the day, I am my old best friend I've been to Chicago, everybody's doing so She had a coming, she had a coming She had a couple of sessions with Teddy the whole time

Sell of fun, miss her, sell of fun Put it over her head, it's on for is stupid ass, I can't take it anymore, Kyle. Giddy old razzle astrology, basil astrology, astrology, okay, I'm workshopping it. I'm workshopping it. Well, the second episode in a row ends with Kyle crying because she got called out on some stupid things. Kyle's crying because people said she went to couples therapy. Like, who cares?

So stupid. This episode was hilarious. Yeah. The chemistry is like working with the cast again. I'm really in through this. I'm so happy. I'm really happy that it's back on track. Yeah, it's pretty funny.

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