Watch What Crappens - RHOC: 2 on 2 Betch Volleyball

Episode Date: September 20, 2017

Real Housewives of Orange County came alive this week as the women clashed at Kelly Dodd's house. Accusations of lying and spousal abuse abounded, but nothing could compare to the knee squeez...e heard around the world. Even Lydia snapped! Check out our recap of this bonkers episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:45 we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from besideblog.com and the banter blender and joining me as usual is just a wonderful man. If you don't know him, you should get to know him. His name is Ronnie Carram from the trashtalktv.com website and also Rosebrook Spatcher Podcast. How's it going Ronnie? Well hello ban, what a sweet intro. website and also Roseprick Spatcher podcast. How's it going, Ronnie? Well, hello, man, what a sweet intro.
Starting point is 00:02:08 You know, I always like to, I always like to make it nice, nice for you. Get to know me. Yeah, get to know Ronnie, everyone. Everyone, get to know him, understand him, feel him, be with him. Go on, his journey. You know me.
Starting point is 00:02:21 You guys, don't, don't, let's not get started on Tommy. This beginning is the beginning of our Tuesday nobody needs that Tommy so You got me me Me Tommy do you call me
Starting point is 00:02:40 This song is dedicated to Mookie Wilson so this song is dedicated to Mookie Wilson. So, um, I'm gonna smash the player. Oh, damn it. Darryl Schroinberry. The Who's Tommy as sung by the Shaz Tommy. I would, I would do that musical. It's gonna be a good day, Bim. It's gonna be a crazy day.
Starting point is 00:03:03 We are, we are just about a week away from our Chicago shows. We're super excited about it. And I just want to give a shout out. We sort of did them at the end of our episode. And I kind of feel like we need to give a proper shout out to two companies that are helping fill out our VIP swag bags. So I want to give a shout out to Orbits,
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Starting point is 00:03:53 I mean, she sent holla bread? Oh, come on. Oh my God, I've got her. Rosh Hashana is around the corner, like a day away. I got a mom seeing you tomorrow, Ronnie. So we'll do a rush. We'll do a few days ago. I'm not sure how long that stuff lasts, but the brand will work. We can make a hollow bread bread pudding or something. You
Starting point is 00:04:10 want to come over for Russia, Sean, on Thursday. You want to do that. I'm not sure. Let me tell you because I might have a date. Thank you, though. Thank you. I might have a date and we all know how rare that is. A Russia on a date. Let's find. It's fine. Well, Gentiles, you know, it's just like Ronnie Date time. Wow, well, that's exciting. Well, sweet New Year. We'll start with a maybe a sweet hook up. Really, it's like literally a twist of the arm.
Starting point is 00:04:33 I'm like, okay. It's a much like a twist of the bread. Hull a bread. It's twisted knots. It's very difficult to get me on a date. Well, you know what's not difficult is to get you to watch Bravo. Especially where damn sir, especially today when there's so much good stuff on Bravo these days, especially real houses Orange County sort of came to life this week, huh? Oh
Starting point is 00:04:58 My goodness Real housewives of Bourne County. I don't know how they do it on this show You're like a board important board important board and then Shannon shows up in a Holly hobby hat Emplitiate decides to do something before you know what the whole world's changed. I Loved her hat to me. It was just like it was like a sombrero to go, you know It looked like it was like a white girl. Oh no, Holly Hobby has a floppy hat. Who has that straw circular hat? I know. It's a type of hat.
Starting point is 00:05:29 And I just don't know what it's called. But it looks so cute on her. Just sort of like perched on her head. Yeah. It was like a flying saucer had just descended from another planet and just taken over Shannon's head. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Hi, David. David. I'm a child in the upper northeast, and it is spring, and I'm picking flowers, sticky gumbleton. I picked 30,000 flowers, thanks to picky gumblet. 30 to 40, dandelions that I picked. And guess what? Turns out dandelions are weeds! Ha! Who knew?
Starting point is 00:06:06 Not a- did I know there were weeds? No. No? Well, I don't know why they have bandy in their name. It's pretty ridiculous. I would have picked some butter cups instead, but David told me he prefers a more exciting flower. But that's okay. It doesn't matter what flower I get him because we're still so happy. Buttercups have too much fat apparently, so it's stuck with a lying flower. I said to David why can't we pick a flower? There was more like a rice cake, but he wants a buttercup. Apparently he has no regard for my fitness challenges and the fact that I have to take on with a buttercup. So speaking of better cut let's talk about Kelly's extremely heavy boobs. Let's do that. They are big. When we got to meet
Starting point is 00:07:02 Kelly she's like look at my boobs they, they're smaller. And I was like, I've never looked like I know that's odd because, you know, Andy is like the main bravo gay is always like your boobs. Let's talk about your boobs. Look how big your boobs are. How long have you had them? When did you guys meet? Yeah. Like, what did you pay?
Starting point is 00:07:21 Right. How much just your back hurt, right? You know, all that stuff. But I never really noticed boobs unless they're like square, you know? Hers, I've noticed our huge. I've always noticed they're like actually enormous and And basically she wants to get a reduction, but so to memorialize her gigantic gigantic boobs She and Michael have decided to make a bust of her boobs cast of her boobs.
Starting point is 00:07:50 So this meant that they went out onto the patio and she just basically got shirtless, topless and he had to rub this oil on her so it was fastalene, wasn't it? Maybe it was like fastalene, some things that way the paper mishae wouldn't stick to it. And I don't think I've ever seen on non-premium cable, like such like, not, it's not that it was aggressive handling, it was just, it was a very tactile boob handling experience. Normally you see plastic surgeons and they sort of like point with a pen, but he was like, cupping and massaging and I was like, this is kind of crazy even though it's blurred out. I've never seen so much boob massaging on TV before. Yeah, well, that guy's a cook, you know, he cooks a lot and I think it was just like a turkey to him.
Starting point is 00:08:34 It was basically just like a Thanksgiving turkey who's getting that shit buttered. He was like putting some butter under the skin. Yeah, it looked like he was doing pottery. skin. Yeah, it looked like he was doing pottery. And they probably put some poor little gay PA on the the part where you have to sit in final cut and keep moving the the blurs around. Yeah. Well, what's amazing is I mean she really is in full view where she was. You know, you can see it on TV and we of course were fortunate enough to be at the Boob palace So like we know like how close those neighbors are and when she's out there shirtless. She's really out there I know not poor old lady. She's like oh no, there's Nancy. Hi, Nancy It's like get her titzer at a game. I liked when when there was like a flashback of Kelly telling Shannon
Starting point is 00:09:22 She goes well, I'm gonna get my boobs redone and check us. Oh wow. It just cuts away. Well, I have pretend to be friends with this woman. Hopefully you're not gonna have Wi-Fi in them. That's remodel or your children could die. Okay, have a good boot job. She said that they, she were big, and then she had a baby impressed fed, and then they deflated,
Starting point is 00:09:50 and then so she got them filled to 32G. I mean, girl, that sounds like a price tag. Yeah, a G. It sounds like a floor you might live on in New York City. 32G, like, damn, I can have a corner. My boobs are too close to the elevator. It sounds like my shoe size when I was a kid. It's like 13, 19 apps at the end.
Starting point is 00:10:20 So the real important stuff is that we learned that Michael and Kelly are going to be hosting like a little volleyball game out on the beach and then everyone over The next day and pretty much everyone's invited except for Megan You know that's bad when even Vicky Gunvelson and Tamer and all them when they're all every single person But not Megan. I know that makes you okay with that. I was okay with it Yeah me too. It would have just been like, oh yeah. Oh my god, playing this volleyball it reminds me like like little baby ass. And she loves when I throw things together. Just just volleyball headband. I was also very impressed with Megan because we
Starting point is 00:10:57 have recently found out how difficult merch can be. Yeah. And she had like hashtag shirts made for everybody. I mean, you know what? That's yeah. Yeah. Well, who did I say? Megan. You guys, it's like one in the afternoon. It's not even early in the morning. And I'm walking around here with this big-ass coffee acting like I deserve a coma or like I just got up at five in the morning to do this. I'm going to it too. My ice coffee buzz is already running off because I gave those stupid, Kroger premium choice beans another shot and guess what?
Starting point is 00:11:29 It tastes even worse. Like drinking like, what have they been filtered through a bong? It's terrible. More like no, girl. Thank you. Just said it was so stupid. Okay, so volleyball, so Lola's Lydian Tamra meat for breakfast.
Starting point is 00:11:44 Yeah, and or something. Yeah. Whatever you call it. A nibble, a piece of aurugula. Yeah. Whenever toothed in people show up at a restaurant like that. Whenever you call that. Like a bottle of water.
Starting point is 00:11:56 Wheels, bled a cherry tomato. Please, thank you. Yes. And a straw that you want. Now, this is my favorite kind of waiter. And you know, I love talking about the waiters on these shows. They've calmed down the past couple of years because they used to be like, hi! It's like an audition.
Starting point is 00:12:11 I'm feeling things. What would you like today? My mother left when I was young or whatever. But this waiter is just old and exhausted and he just walks up and leans right on the table. He's like, yeah, what do you want? And I'm like, yes, you're my kind of waiter. It's like me waiting on you. I'm not waiting. Or is like, can I sit down with you guys?
Starting point is 00:12:30 Let me tell you a story. People are like, get the weird old person. He's like, let me guess. Kale salad. Okay, got it. Mind if I eat your bread basket. I only get so many a day here. Yeah. So they're meeting to talk some shit, basically, while. Yeah. And uh, cameras like, well, you know, bat, just been a great 24 hours.
Starting point is 00:12:55 Let me hear bad. This is really live. Bad. Like she's trying to cry. She's trying to cry her camera cry, but it's just like, you know, the possum on the dumpster with an air machine blowing in its face. You're like, okay, I buy that you have dry eyes. Yeah, her fake crying, whatever it was,
Starting point is 00:13:11 like the, like she was out of her fuel or she was like, some gear was not working but her fake crying was not working this episode. And Lord knows she tried multiple times. She was like, really trying to force it out. Like she was just like staring really hard, trying to do that, like that stranger things like staring really hard trying to do that like That stranger things thing where you're trying to make something levitate that little girl
Starting point is 00:13:30 13 11 whatever that girl's name is like Trying to go to another dimension of crying. Oh, can't make it. Um, so not on the upside down of crying now Yeah, she's like that pants on bed patch. It's like no it didn't Like that pants on boot patch. Like no it didn't. Every kid in the library trying to learn how to be carry. I'm liking everyone in this coffee shop right now with my telepathic abilities. No, no, the doors are still wide open and nothing's on fire.
Starting point is 00:13:58 That's that she poured big splat all over Eddie's gay porn, bitch. Um, yeah, I feel like you shouldn't try to cry. That's really, really bad for your face. It's worse than smoking, I think, trying to force yourself to cry like that, especially when you sense spend so much money on your face. Don't stress it, okay? Let it rest. Let it rest. You don't have to cry all the time. People don't buy it anyway. Get over it. So, but she's the pretend crying is because she heard about let it rest, let it rest. You don't have to cry all the time. People don't buy it anyway, get over it. So, but she's, the pretend crying is because she heard about Becca inviting the gay with the terrible foe hawk and Gretchen to the party to talk about.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Becca, to talk about Eddie being gay and Eddie making out with a dude or something. And she's like, I have children. I'm children. I finally get into long with my daughter. I don't need my children to hear that Eddie is gay. Yeah. Yeah, she does. She figures as a whole, I mean, Tamara does this whole thing of like,
Starting point is 00:14:56 she caused me because she wants to have coffee with me. And then that night she invites all my, I don't know, I just talk, she's about my, I romance. And it's like, anger romance and it's like You know, it's like settle down Tamra You were the queen of pulling this maneuver so just relax and she goes Ricky was my best friend But when I didn't invite him to my baptism he sent me messages that he was going to destroy my life I'm like, okay. I mean Ricky does seem like a piece of shit. I'm not gonna take that away
Starting point is 00:15:21 but you know you you sort of just like Just sort of skated over the fact that you didn't invite them to your baptism like you actually did a wrong first Actually, you hear what you said you invited everyone was invited that thing even like Vicki's third cousin Sandra was there, you know talking to Shannon, but like I mean Vicki was there Vicki the one who went to your baptism and compared herself to Christ. Yeah. The baptism. Everyone was there. So the fact that you could listen, you knew you had a petty gay. You knew he's a petty older orange county gay. We know how those guys work. And you didn't invite him to your baptism. If he's your best man at your wedding, he should at least be your guest at your wedding to Jesus. Yeah
Starting point is 00:16:05 Yeah, exactly. No like once you invite someone to a commitment ceremony with a really hot guy with abs you have to keep doing it like unless they get uglier Okay, you can stop fighting them, but until then hot another hot guy with abs. Why wouldn't he be invited? Also, I hate sticking up for Ricky Yeah, and I won't. But I will say just as a gay, and especially as one who's older and talks shit on here all the time, sending a text to someone saying,
Starting point is 00:16:34 I'll destroy your life. Doesn't mean I'm going to destroy your life. It means love you, Batch. Yeah, I'll about to say. I know. That's gay code for a ha ha batch. Yeah, it's OK, Batch. Like, I don't want to watch Vicki and a lace dress and a pool, you know, trying to upstates you anyway.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Also guess you will never be able to destroy anyone's life. Anybody in a fo-hawk. There's never been anybody in history. Like, there's no destroyer with a fo-hawk, okay? Yeah, listen, I'm sorry, the gays in Tustin and and they just, with a fohawk, it's not gonna work. They just won't be, they just won't be life destroyers, the way a good old-fashioned, caddy, we ho gay, could be. I mean, look at Reza.
Starting point is 00:17:13 See, he knows how to do it. Yes. Well, Reza can destroy a life, but yeah, he keeps his fohawk in check. Like, he'll attempt it kind of, but it's in that way, like, I could have had a foohawk, but I won't, because I'm a destroyer. I feel like the Gays is Cerritos or Tustin
Starting point is 00:17:33 or like Mission Viejo. Or like, I feel like, their best shining moment is in one of those low-rent crime movies where there's like the gay guy who like provides like the cocaine or something like that, and then gets caught up in something that snitches. I mean, not to perpetuate stereotypes,
Starting point is 00:17:50 but I feel like that's what the Orange County, like the old Orange County gays who live in Tustin, that's what I feel like they're like. I feel like the Orange County gays who live in Tustin don't ever provide coke. These are like cheap gays, okay. Like these gays don't even bring cookies. Like this guy's still wearing the same foe hawk wig from like a long time ago
Starting point is 00:18:08 Well, we're good nevertheless. We are cross-cutting over to Vicki who's hanging out with Brianna and She's just she's just frustrated with this whole Ricky situation. She's like, you know I just was I just were I just repeated the the Eddie rumor. I didn't I didn't I didn't spread I just repeated she's like so what like if we do a car accident and I I just repeated the Eddie rumor. I didn't spread, I just repeated. She's like, so what, like, if it was about a car accident, and I just repeated it, like, so if it was a car accident, I repeated something about a car accident. Does that mean I caused the car accident?
Starting point is 00:18:33 I'm like, no, but now people are probably questioning the quality of the car now. So, yes, and probably if you heard about a car accident, like in this example, it's like you cut somebody's brakes, then you asked if they had a car accident, then you heard about it, and then you repeated it and pretends you never got the brakes. You see? There's like a difference. Yeah, it's like, Vicki, when you talked about this car accident, now everyone's wondering
Starting point is 00:18:59 about what's going on in Eddie's trunk. That's what I'm saying. Well, come by the way to the car's of her case? Just because I watched the weather. If you prick me, do I not bleed? And then do I cause the bleeding? Am I made of blood? I guess I am. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:15 How many times does Jesus crucify? Just put me up. Put me up again. Just put me up again. So, then I like how I like how Vicky plays again. The victim role. She goes, I don't about tamaricious. Yeah, I think brown is like, you, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, so, uh, uh, so, uh, so, uh, Keck, Felix. Felix it sure it's.
Starting point is 00:19:47 So now that I feel like you're hurt, but likely they're in shared. If anybody else needs Felix, it sure it's calf. You're all Felix. Okay. So, Tamara is like, I'm finally going to pass with my daughter and my ex now she's gonna be at that at his home on his cheating I can't so need that and that he's like why would Vicky see Why would she do it and she's like I really thought I got through to her by that heat lamp at her party Yeah, maybe maybe not quite so much so then the question is, so tamar, are you going to go to Kelly's volleyball thing knowing that Vicki's going to be there in tamar's
Starting point is 00:20:29 like, I don't know. I just really don't know. That's like, I don't know. Oh, wow. That's supposed to do. Ignore the torturing life of the tamar. Wow. The love. Lydia's still just so shocked about that. I love this cutting back and forth. She's like, but I just talked to Vicki. It's like a missionary being surprised when one of the villagers behead somebody after. It's like, it takes more than a meeting, okay? It's a lifestyle. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:58 Like, you don't eat one thing thin bar and then you're like skinny, okay? It's a lifestyle change, God. So then they start talking about Shannon and Tamra says that, okay? It's lifestyle change, Scott. So then they start talking about Shannon and Tamra says that, Tamra says that Shannon thinks that Lydia doesn't like her and Lydia's like, well, I don't like her. I'm like, whoa. She's on Batman.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Yeah, Lydia sort of decided to let her bitch fly or finally bloom this episode. It looked like it was blooming in episode two and then it kind of went in again, but now she's like, she just fully let it back out again. And she doesn't mean she's just honest. She's like, I don't even like that. Like that girl's complete drama whenever I see her.
Starting point is 00:21:33 And then Tamra, now here's the confusing thing. How is Tamra still friends with Shannon? Because I have a feeling, Shannon is watching every single episode of being like, wow, wow, really, wow Wow, oh really dammit. Oh really? Because she's like yeah, I get 25 calls a day. I got that Yeah, that's the thing like I feel like if if Vicki had said that about Shannon Chan would be mad at Vicki, but Tamara does it and she gets away with it and she said yeah
Starting point is 00:21:59 She says that she is not hearing it yet That's true and so Tamara says she gets 25 calls from Shannon. And then Shannon calls. And I don't know if you noticed with the blurred out vision, but the picture that Tamra has of Shannon was totally the bravo headshot of her. She thought was sort of like very meta and strange. She's like just doing a good call.
Starting point is 00:22:22 I'm sorry, it's bad. So Tamra gets a call and she's like just do a good girl image starts batch. So yeah, Tamer gets a call and she's like, wow, Salon batch call number three. The day. Oh God, you turn every fucking time you have a chance. She's turning on people. Yeah, it's not like giving a chance. Like at least we're tangent going to try and make this one last.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Come on. So Peggy is at the office with Tiko and Coco. And she's like, no basketball in the office. Coco. Coco. No ball in office. Coco, stay here. We're going inside office and come out a little later.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Okay, Coco? Like last time we said, use it here. We go in, we come out. Okay, Coco. He's like, okay. He's like, okay, I'm gonna read my book what is this book what is it what is it Coco say hi to doctor Coco say hi to dog Coco sit in chair coke no ball in chair Coco Coco Coco Coco did you see he was actually reading a book called
Starting point is 00:23:19 no talking and this is the description of no talking. No talking is a 2007 children's dollar written by Andrew Clements. It is about the noisy fifth grade boys of Lake Ten Elementary School who challenged the equally loud fifth grade girls to a no talking contest. For some reason that felt like very I love that Peggy Peggy's children read books about actively not talking. Yeah. Now one of the kids taking it out on a damn basketball of the living room. He's got to communicate in some way.
Starting point is 00:23:50 He's like, love. Coco, learn from fifth grade sports, no talking. Love like it's tennis, God, I'm stupid sometimes. He's like, horse, mama horse. What is this horse? I'm glad you looked at Vaca because I was like, what is that? It's statues whispering to each other and about to kiss. No, it's a boy and a girl. And they're saying it's going. One is going. And it's their statues, right? Well, it's a great, it's
Starting point is 00:24:20 really a great metaphor for this episode about how fifth graders, fifth grade boys and girls can actually manage to not talk way better than these women. They're not satchess. It's basically like Peggy's downfall. No talking. All in one book. Yeah. I was just just speak.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Lame Coco's book. So yeah, she's getting her boob expanders in and stuff. And... And... Because like... We are going to take some fat from your head and we are going to put it in your boobus. And she's like, there is nothing here.
Starting point is 00:24:56 I told you. Ah. Ah. Ah. Here. So it's kind of boring. So it's random. And then they leave and it's like, go go. Go go, get in the door for your mom.
Starting point is 00:25:10 Go go go go. I just like the boss around Coco. He's so cute. I'm Diego. Oh, hello receptionist. It's Diego. I go good. That little guy with the wife he needs to read jobs here again. So Shannon
Starting point is 00:25:28 over at Shannon's house, we see Shannon with her daughters standing with Archie the dog in a ball by the pool. And Archie, she goes Archie, I'll let you go in. And she just plops a ball down in the pool. Her kids are like, come on mom, you can do better than that. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it.
Starting point is 00:25:52 I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it.
Starting point is 00:26:00 I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be able to get it. I'm not going to be't been here before. I'm just giving you the smallest amount of attention. This is what it must feel like to be David at last. I know. So she's got a call with the president of Z pizza.
Starting point is 00:26:20 She's like, I had a dream. A dream about a restaurant. I was like, okay, calm down over there. I'm okay. I dreamed a dream of appetizers with calorie counts right by the titles. There be nothing but salads and cheese with no calories. I can't wait to see what her menu is. It's like a filet mignon, five calories. Wait a minute. This is not realistic. You said you'd
Starting point is 00:26:53 bring me something ZP to get on it. Yeah, so Shannon's struggling to get her emails on her new laps. I don't know where't know where. Where's the get new mail? Get new mail. I mean, I don't have Wi-Fi. I'm sorry guys. There's like, I don't know. It's a problem. I'm so low tech. I don't know what it is.
Starting point is 00:27:13 Maybe that's why David gets so angry now. He seems so distant because I'm low tech. And he seems high tech. And I feel like Wi-Fi will bring us together. But will it? I don't know. I feel disconnected. It's like, whoa, Shannon, we just want to know if you got our text message. This is also so sad and right after she's accused
Starting point is 00:27:31 of using the audio recorder on Kelly and she's like, I don't even know how to use an iPhone. Whoa, I'm so low tech. How do you check mail? How do you check the email? I don't know. How would I know? I'm low deck. Okay, date. Oh wait, today, huh? I got it. I figured it out. I am so fucking excited by the name of this restaurant because the initials are are something RK which is my initials. Run a carom. And seeing my initials in Shannon's low fat restaurant is like so exciting to me.
Starting point is 00:28:11 As I would like to thank Shannon Bidor and the branding lady who has no idea what she's just unleashed. Because I will make t-shirts with my own face and your restaurant will look out. Okay. I'm Colin Kelly Dodd. I'm getting the name of her screen printer. And I'm getting your work!
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Starting point is 00:29:34 As in bell movement. Anyway, it's fun. And together, where are it be? Yes. We are, it's the smooth sounds of Ben and Ronnie the smooth sounds of our first RB song I'm so waiting for I do it I'm so waiting for I tunes to approve Too Lou for you by the way. I'm getting mad. It's been a week now. Come on people Yeah, they take their time. They got to make sure it's SFW guys. Safe work. So, if Sam and I are a little, I'm proud of Shannon for getting a restaurant and stuff
Starting point is 00:30:15 because you know, that's cool. Yeah. She's like, my relationship can't be the thing that defines my happiness. My career can do it now. Yeah. What are not David as interested in me? This place will make me work well, make me happy! Like, uh, have you seen a Christmas Carol? I mean, nothing will make you happier than if you think the divorce rates in Orange County or Bad, wait you look at the restaurant closure rates. I don't know if that's... How could work not make me happy? at the restaurant closure rates. I know the fact.
Starting point is 00:30:45 How could work not make me happy? Oh, it's the ghost of David past. The ghost of David present in the ghost of David's future. It's all the same. They're just like a deer. Yes, deer. Yes, deer. Sorry, deer.
Starting point is 00:31:00 I've never. I've never, I've never, I've never been happier. Though in the future it came all the way back to this time just to say hello. David, David from 2047, what do you have to say for me, David? What do you have to say for yourself? Hello, dear. Oh, David! I'm changing my ways, that's it. Look, it's David from future Christmas future. Oh, okay, sorry, he's off to another race.
Starting point is 00:31:35 Sorry, I guess he's still a racism in the future. Nothing. Nothing is going to make me happier than pouring lots of money and hope and desires into a restaurant concept that may be closed in the year. Oh, tiny Stella. And then I like how after the phone ball- I'm over here with your little crutch. I like after the phone call Archie who has since splashed Shannon. She just like turns to him. After she's like throwing the ball into the water millions of times, she turns to me and goes, wow, you got a lounge here?
Starting point is 00:32:10 Drive a little bit because I can't let you in now. Mm-mm. No, no. So I'm like, oh, I see. So you basically just like set Archie up so we could get wet and smelly and now you're scolding him for being wet and smelly. I see how this works.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Yeah. I'll just set that pass. You know, Ronnie, all thisy. I see how this works. Yeah, I'll just let that pass. You know, Ronnie, all this talk. I'm feeling terrible today. All this talk about opening up a restaurant, healthy food, all that stuff, it's sort of making me hungry. And it's not just because I've eaten opinions today. But it's making me think of one of our favorite sponsors,
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Starting point is 00:32:58 And you know, you have someone cook it. Yeah, it's like having your own failed restaurant concept in your own kitchen. Except it's not a failure. It's a wild success. Is there any way that we can get this food color coated? No. I can understand exactly what it goes with. Now, what do I put the pork chops on a steak? No, you won't ever have that problem because a low fresh comes with menus that are color coated. All the ingredients you need, portioned and color coated, you know, exactly where they go. And all the recipes are actually delicious.
Starting point is 00:33:33 You know, we talk about on the show how we use products that we actually, or we talk about products that we actually use and hello fresh. We actually do. I know. Hello, fresh actually delivers the food to your doorstop in a big recyclable insulated box for free and it's kind of crazy that this is this is where technology is taking us this giant box will just arrive and it's actually very exciting and there's giant like clue pack thing in the middle but oh by the way you have to be careful because sometimes that there's
Starting point is 00:33:59 like the ingredients and then there's like these sort of ice packs like like dry ice whatever and then sometimes there's stuff below the dry ice Just make sure you know that that it doesn't end with the dry ice. Yes It's all portioned like a little refrigerator everything's like in its place And I live in a building where we see each other's male on the doors You know, it's like the hall at the hallway and all the girls every girl who lives here has a box Like they have a different kind of box and they ask me about mine because I have a little fresh.
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Starting point is 00:34:39 And I've said many times, it's revolutionized the way I cook pork chops. It is revolutionized the way I make my burgers. Uh, uh, in fact, in fact, here we go, testimony. Many times it's revolutionized the way I cook pork chops. It is revolutionized the way I make my burgers. In fact, here we go, testimony. I went to my boyfriend's family reunion down in Orlando, back in July, and there was a giant cookout, like 40 people. And I got put on burr or duty, and I was like,
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Starting point is 00:35:29 You know, like someone who might burn toast. To season home cooks, like someone who could cater her entire party with that caterer all by yourself. Sure, non-time. I'm squeezing someone's knee right now because I'm so excited about this Hello Fresh situation. So if you want to be like Hello Fresh, if you want your happiness not to come from David, but actually from Hello Fresh, then just go to HelloFresh.com and use the promo code Crap
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Starting point is 00:37:17 So you know something else is delicious. Doug's balls being snipped off. Oh the tastiest thing in the world This is basically just running around to every guy bam doctor in town. Yeah, I'm getting a little sick of all the doctor stuff on Bravo to be honest I am too and why don't we ever get to see some dude go in there and be like hey Can I get big balls like big fake balls put in yeah? I want big old like Uncut pit bull balls from the dog park. Could you handle that dog? Yeah, exactly. So he's getting his Vasek to me consultation and dogs like a little nervous and she's like, are you okay? I mean Lydia and he's like, yeah, but like I read a pretty cool Bible verse. I'm pretty calm now because basically your body is my
Starting point is 00:37:59 body. So if I want to jerk off, I know that you can just do it too. She's like, not quite that. He's like, the point is like, in Ephesians, husbands love their wives. Like, Christ loves the church. And then Christ died. So loving you is like having really good ribs with the side of ranch. Like what? What Bible person's this, sir? I'm how does this? What does this have to do with your meds? He's like, like, Jesus once said, loving you is easy because you're beautiful and making love with you is all I want to do. Loving you is more than dream come true and everything I do is out of loving you. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la with you but instead it was like an emergency broadcast right near here. Like well because that's how I imagine he would sing many ripper ten.
Starting point is 00:39:07 Well because well because actually Lydia would be like it's actually perfect she does do that part all single. I'm sweating. Look, if I want to see Doug in a doctor's office, it's to get that fo-hawk removed. I cannot believe there's another adult on this show with a fo-hawk. Stop it. It hawk stop it baby foo hawk it's like it's like yeah it's like the boss baby foo hawk but yeah Lydia is like excited because this means she can go off the pill so she's like yeah now you'll have less pills and more paper towels by your bed like congrats like what do you want me to say like I don't want to think about this. And Doug doesn't really get it
Starting point is 00:40:06 because he's like, yeah, well doctor when she had a baby, she got a push present, is there a snip present? Like you get to like, come whenever, like wherever you want. You don't have to wear condoms. Isn't that present enough? And how are you comparing getting your bile snips
Starting point is 00:40:24 to pushing out a baby got yeah i know i think you deserve the present he's getting ballsnipped he's that he's already got a wife made out of his ribs what more do you need sir well now time for the main event volleyball at kassadad stop stop uh... fingering your table serve in there. I hear you I hear you table finger I wasn't I wasn't figuring you know as I hit delete on my laptop very loudly. That's
Starting point is 00:40:52 You suddenly I haven't been doing this or anything. Oh, I hear like a light a light thing And I was like don't say anything don't say anything. Oh, maybe I kept hearing is it like this? Is this what you're That's me like that's me deleting my notes as we go along. No, don't. I want to have like a giant book of my misspelled notes. No, you can't even spell volleyball really. I delete them so I know what I've but I've said already that way. I don't get lost in my notes. Oh, I can lost in my notes. So, it's time for volleyball, everybody, and what's better on a nice sunny day than a black t-shirt from Cafe Press?
Starting point is 00:41:35 It feels delicious. It feels so comfortable. It's a good time to plug that our watch or crap, it's merchandise store, we'll be up soon. Yes, it's taking us forever, but it's come very long. Process you guys, there's a lot to do. Tags, numbers, boxals, shipping, I'm a fan. Well, I'm a half ID number tomorrow. It's super excited.
Starting point is 00:41:55 We could do it today, but like, what are you gonna do tomorrow? We're gonna have hashtags that say like, hashtag Madelka, hashtag, care app, hashtag, draw the in-person smash. And only Kelly would be like, okay, hashtag, hashtag, Jardine Parsonsmiths. And only Kelly would be like, okay, we're getting volleyball. So everybody is their own team. Yeah, it's total mayhem, that's kind of funny that it was all and your own team, hashtag team, whatever.
Starting point is 00:42:18 So teamwork, everybody's their own team. Okay, well, have fun. And then the random girl that showed up, oh yeah, there was a random. So a Laura or something who didn't get a hashtag for a random. I know. So so Vicki shows up and she's excited for her T-shirt because she's just happy that it doesn't say liar on it. I totally forgotten that Tamra got T-shirts last year and they got one for Vicki that said liar. Yeah. It's like, I went to jail for being a liar. Oh, thanks. This is really nice. Thanks. So I'm not playing volleyball.
Starting point is 00:42:52 Okay. I just want to go back to the way it was. Yeah. That's why I'm here. I'm not here to play volleyball. I'm here to go back. Go back. Go back to the way it was. Can we just go back? Drake, just put on your fucking shirt, lady. Okay. They're not even hearing it. But they're all in yeah They're on their way and tamarind Sam we're like we don't need that jazz sorry Tamarind Shannon are in their car and tamar's like oh my god. I don't want to not be not calm What? Like stay calm tamar stay calm. I want to stay calm
Starting point is 00:43:22 I want to stay calm, Tamara. Stay calm. I want to stay calm, but I want somebody. Come here. I would rather have a nail at a bar. I'm like, you know what? Your husband was just called gay. She had a say, do you think anyone's going to notice that I'm wearing a chippin' dip at for my hat?
Starting point is 00:43:38 In the middle is where you put the salsa, and around is where you put the chips. Isn't that creative? I give this a three out of three on my several scale. This is three out of four Holly Hobbies. Oh, so Tamara shows up. Now you know Tamara's really pissed off at someone when she's overtly nice to everybody else because she's never like that. But when she arrives and she's mad at someone, she's like, Oh my God, bad joke, it's Kelly.
Starting point is 00:44:14 Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, who's smelling not Kelly, that's for sure. Whoa, look at Michael, who's sexy, the Michael, no one bad. Yeah, she's even as strong as Peggy. She's like, hey, Batch, I see the Michael and no one bad. Yeah, she's even as hard as Peggy. She's like, hey, Batch, I see her car. Like is that like, are your car like that? It's like a fashion statement, Batch. And Peggy's like, yes. It's black and bright, you're trademarked, Batch.
Starting point is 00:44:34 She's like, yes. We should get you in there. And she's like, yeah, I need a bit of job, Batch. And she's like, oh my God, the Reem job. Oh, hilarious. What is this god, the Reem job! Allerius! What is this? What's your Reem job? And so just because things are starting to feel like they might get kind of fun, we then
Starting point is 00:44:53 go over to Megan King Edmonds, who is at home with her nanny, and of course the scene opens with her baby and with girly girl, and like every scene opens with her going, hey girly girl! It's like, oh god, so dull. Even girly girl and like every scene opens with her going hey girly girl it's like oh god so dull even girly girl draws me nuts like just that name girly girl could you have a more generic dumb name for your dog girly girl like if girly girl ever get flustered in the neighborhood Girl, girl. So also she always has a new justice headband for her baby, which I love. That's like my favorite part of Megan's plot this year. Yes.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Is giving the gift of justice headbands to her baby. And she's like, you're fussy, right? Okay, go to bed. And the baby's like, like, no more. It's like, it's not a robot baby. How does that happen when your baby's just fussy and you're like, good or bad? Well, it's hard to stay awake around Megan King Edmonds to be fair. Hey, you want me to talk about my feelings about Kelly's text? Do you want to talk about my new candles? So Megan is now hanging with her nanny and
Starting point is 00:46:04 they're hanging around and She's talking about how she's not going to the volleyball party and of course guess how she knew about it because what you say She was gonna buy that I don't invite it any I know how she knew about it Flashback to two days ago with Tamra being like so you're going to Kelly's volleyball thing butch It's like of course Tamra is all too happy to call her up and rub it in her face. Yeah. She's like, why would I try and get a basket when I've already got a baby in a basket? That's basketball.
Starting point is 00:46:31 Still though, still though. I still wouldn't go. I still wouldn't go. So she's going off on, you know, the thing with Kelly. Now, there's been some comments. I know that what Megan and Kelly did was not exactly the same to each other My point is that Megan is sending like a rude text to Kelly and Kelly acts out in the way that Kelly does And they already got over it and so for her to bring it up in public is just like I'm losing
Starting point is 00:46:57 So I'm gonna embarrass Kelly in public now and make her look stupid like she never apologized. We did make up. Yeah That's what annoys me about her and she's's like, she's the one who insulted me. It's so childish. Whatever, Megan. Whatever it would be smarter of her to get on my good side. Okay. Thank God I get over stuff fast. Don't buy the hand that feeds you.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Yeah, seriously. Don't hit the hand that beat you. Yeah, seriously. Don't hit the hand that rocks the cradle. That goes out to you and out to you, Aspen. And you too, girlie, girl. And then the cousin's like, yeah, because you're supposed to be home with your baby. 24-7, don't you know?
Starting point is 00:47:39 Yeah, like yes. Because that's another really well-thought-out Kelly slam. Well, that's not funny. Anything is that Megan was so upset that, you know, like, she was upset at Kelly for saying, you should be home with your baby right now. So Kelly was, Megan was upset saying, like, what, I have to be home with my 4.7 now. When it was just last week, when she was hiking with Lydia on the mountain, and she was like, I came with you, I could have been home with my baby.
Starting point is 00:48:01 It's like, Megan, which way do you want to have it? Yeah, I like Megan when she's going for justice and when she's relentless against whoever she's mad at, even if it's silly, I like that. But this is like going against someone whose main argument is always, you are! It's not exciting to me, you know? Like pick a bigger target, Megan.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Well, I mean, I'm okay. If Megan and Kelly want a feud and they want to have some fights, I'm okay with that. But what I don't like is watching Megan moping around the house, doting on her baby, petting her ugly dog, you know, she did it. When I she said that when I was seven months pregnant. My favorite thing. How could you do that? I have a baby.
Starting point is 00:48:43 I'm a mother now. So Shannon is over at the volleyball place It's like all right bring it volleyball bring it I'm so happy Don't think that could have made me happy or be a David actually shout up But he doesn't participate in my things anymore Shout up, but he doesn't participate in my things anymore She always yelling bad. That's why Shannon always yelling. I'm not yelling bring it up That was actually Peggy who said that take it's like why does Shannon yet? I don't get it. Why does Shannon yet?
Starting point is 00:49:24 Because it seems like you can't hear anything, okay? That's why it's like people who like snap their fingers in front of. She's probably like why are they snapping from my face to see if you're there Okay, the same reason people are always checking your polls By the way, do you know that this episode brought to you by our patreon super sponsor Kelly Grant? She's gonna grab our Kelly Grant Kelly Grant Kelly Grant Kelly Grant Kelly Grant Kelly Grant Kelly Grant Kelly Grant Anyway, Shannon like grant, kill a grant, kill a grant. Anyway, Shannon. They're surprised Kelly Grant dropped it. Yeah, we've decided that like to make,
Starting point is 00:49:48 to reward Kelly Grant for being not just a premium sponsor, but a super premium sponsor, we're just gonna drop her name at random times in our, in our episodes, you know, you never know what's gonna happen, but Kelly Grant. Kelly Grant. Hey, bring it Kelly Grant, bring it.
Starting point is 00:50:03 And someone says bring it in. And Shanah's like, it's already been brought in. So Vicki goes over the street. Hold on, fire. There must be some tourism atmosphere. Bring it on. Don't even get me started. Don't even get me started.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Well, technically, bring it on. It's already been brought in. It's actually from not another team movie, which is a parody technically bring it on it's already been brought is actually from not another team movie which is a parody of bring it on sevens there you go bring it on need a parody because it was pretty bring it on by itself guys starting to bring masterpiece yeah so there was someone named live Fred by the way sparky pullastry sparky pullastry that is a test and gay right there that's perfect example sparky to last right isn't don't you feel like sparky palasian ricky would be friends until ricky betrayed them horribly yeah
Starting point is 00:50:55 yeah yeah we can't wait till we get to that part later so Shannon is screaming about volleyball and vicki's trying to be a victim but tamer is still going around grieving random people like their her best friends. She's like, Hey, you guys, it's a nice chest. You look great. Hey, hot shell. Hey, batch. Hey, starfish.
Starting point is 00:51:12 So Vicki goes to Steven's like, you know, I don't know about this, Dali Bal. I don't, I don't like it, you know, I don't like it. Like, I didn't like it. Well, we were the way and now it, like we were out our way. And now I don't like it because we're not out of our way. And he's like look Vicki Toldo is not gonna like you, huh? I said what stop talking like that where you talking like that
Starting point is 00:51:33 He's like on to lay on to lay okay Little little mammacita Not everyone's gonna like you all the time. She's like why Why can't everybody like me all the time? Why? I just don't get it. So they start playing the game and Vicki and Tamra won't touch the same dropped ball.
Starting point is 00:51:53 Yeah, they're wind up on the same team and the ball, there's this fun little montage of hitting the ball back and forth, the back and forth and then it winds up in this dead zone between Tamra and Vicki and neither of them want to like even come close to their, even touching. So they just let the ball fall between them. It's like another matter. Tamra's like, whoa, not touching it that. So Tamra's like, how the hell did I get off that? I said, that's and Vicky's like, yeah, why about her team? She's short anyway. She's like too short to even hit the ball. Stupid, Tava.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Stupid. Stupid hate her. So Sam is like, come on, Alana. Get this one. For random Alana. And then Kelly, you know, goes into her like English professor mode. And she's like, how ironic that I'm good with everyone,
Starting point is 00:52:43 but Megan. It's like how ironic that I'm good with every win but Megan It's like rain on your wedding day So anyway, so the so the team Tamra and Vicki actually wins And everyone stops five but Tamra and Vicki do not slap five, which I noticed and after this volleyball game is over everyone retires over to Kelly's place where she has commissioned a boob cake and boob cupcakes and like shrimp in the shape of boobs and I don't know like a like a loaf of sourdough that has a nipple on it like everything is boob shaped. Shannon's like wow wow what is this a 32g delicious can we call her is her in this? The editors are really shady that every time Shannon
Starting point is 00:53:27 eats anything, there's like a close-up of her like in a corner with a waiter. Yeah, one more shrimp. You can stay here. I just need you here to put the tail on the napkin so I can take three more. Okay. Shannon just loves her catering staff. Like if there's no one else to talk to you, she'll be like, well, could you believe how they disrespected me? Mark, Amber. Our chander, please. So, um, yes. So everyone's just sort of like, they're in joking around and, uh, Tamra says something or, or, or something happens where Peggy disagrees about something. I forget what it was. And Tam going to go in Peggy or all sitting around. Yeah. And he's like, oh babe, that's not big enough. It's too small.
Starting point is 00:54:09 And Timber's like, God, you disagree all the time. You gotta agree sometimes. You gotta agree that sometimes you just gotta agree. I'm like, who are you? Yeah. Fucking Timber. Yeah, exactly. And she's like, I agree.
Starting point is 00:54:24 Yeah. Who's disagree, and he goes like oh Personality and then Tamra goes oh, I just thought you were a batch I'm like that was actually so massively rude I know you're saying it as a joke, but it's one of those really rude joke and of course Peggy just laughs it off Which is shocking? That's that's the craziest part that the weird shit like that Peggy laughs off But if you say to Peggy, Hey, could you pass the butter? No. How best is next?
Starting point is 00:54:50 I agreed to disagree. It was a figure of speech. Does bear shit in the wood, Tamara? You know that if Tamara made that joke to Shannon, that shit would not fly. Tamara's just being a bitch to Peggy to start by his third. She is. She is. Doing at the entire every time she sees Peggy, she calls her a bitch or so she has a bitch face. And Peggy is just like, I will not argue with you, okay? So she's like, well, listen,
Starting point is 00:55:17 not gonna have caught you a bitch, we're bad. So are you close to the back at? She's like, well, you know, I mean, close I get like with you. In other words, no. Yeah. And this is, I mean, one of the other questions. And such a blatant way to try to like,
Starting point is 00:55:31 bring Peggy to your side. I also want to point out that if Tamram, if someone made that joke that Tamram made, like, oh, I just thought you were a bitch to Tamra, it would have been a whole thing. She would have gotten angry, she would have gotten another room, she would have cried. I'm like, I don't know, I'm trying to reach out
Starting point is 00:55:43 to this person so much, I've been erased, you know, yeah Also trying to get Peggy and Peggy refuses to come into this yeah, incipit bullshit at least so far Santamers like, but I just want to know because she did some shycy-shed at the birthday party. What is this shycy? I'll just shut up that. Yeah. So then Kelly is talking to Vicki and Vicki's like, well, she thinks I did something to hurt her
Starting point is 00:56:14 but I did do it but she did something to hurt me. And it hurt me. And I'm like, well, why I hurt my feelings, man. So Peggy is exhausted by this. And she's like, you just have to come through a mutual understanding. That's all. So Tamer is like, all right, here at the mutual understanding that you need to come to. He's like, I'm gonna cry, right now. So then Tamer just starts looking at,
Starting point is 00:56:34 starts doing this like blatantly fake cry. I mean, we've seen her do the fake cry. This one was as fake as can be. She was like, like trying to do like a trolley brown face with her mouth. And like, no tears were coming now. I mean nothing was happening But in the other room, it's like why is Tamra poking her own eyes? Okay, why is she holding that onion up so close?
Starting point is 00:56:54 And so Vicki sees Tamra doing this in the other room. She's oh well here we go Like she's seen this before. Yes, so Tamra hustles over to the kitchen and She's seen this before. Yes, so Tamra hustles over to the kitchen and she's telling Shannon and Lydia. I'm so confused. Shannon's like, what's the confusion about? Well, Peggy said that I need to have a conversation to understand like what? Dick has heard and then like what? That's how they be and I just, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:57:19 I'm like a great thing to do. Just Tamra, back up. Come on Tamra. Back up. Come on Tamer. Come on. Come on. It was very reminiscent of Gina Davis having a moment in the long-kissed good night when she is ice skating with a young Jenna Malone and Jenna Malone.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Like her to her ankle, and Gina Davis suddenly gets a flashback to being a CIA assassin and goes life is pain. Get over it. It's like Rocky's coach. He's like, get up. Get up. You can do it. Also, Tameras, like trying to do this, like, am I being a bad Christian, but not understanding. Come on. Sin, sin, don't forgive.
Starting point is 00:58:01 So if you turn the other cheek, it's to see where the fly swatter is. So you can grab it and slot that bitch in the face. Come on, Gemma. And so Lydia's like, well, luck. Shouldn't Shannon support her decision after she calls her 20 times a day, shouldn't she try and lift her friend up? Yeah, I mean, Lydia had a pretty good read
Starting point is 00:58:19 on the situation. She's like, I just think Shannon's ego is bruised because no one's asking her to make up with Vicki. I was like, I didn't even think about that, but that is, that is a good point. Well, she didn't really try and hide it. When Lydia's like, well, Vicki said she'll talk to you, Tamara. And Shannon's like, oh, well, I guess she doesn't want to talk to me then. Just Tamara, huh? Uh-huh. Well, that'll be a nice coffee. Yeah, and Shannon's just getting so angry. And she's like, bb person. Here lie shadowed her. Kill by Mickey So, uh, Stanley and his like, well, I talked to Tamra 10 times a day.
Starting point is 00:59:05 And I know that this is not what she wants. Because I tell like 10 times a day, this is not what you want. Yeah, exactly. And over in the living room, Vicki is telling Kelly, she doesn't want to talk to Tamra because she's like, she doesn't want to, she doesn't, she doesn't not want to talk to Tamra, she doesn't want to think about Tamra. And she hasn't been thinking about Tamra and that night at the party, the last thing she was thinking about was Tamra, and Steve was like, oh please, it consumes you.
Starting point is 00:59:30 She's like, no, no, I don't want conflict. Oh, you already have it, so Maz will just go resolve it. Yeah. You know, I don't set people up. She has, you know, like, she said my brain, like, after she's out of my brain, like, that's it. He's like, no, no, S-H-L-Problemo. A-A-S-D-S-U-K-A-S-O-M-U-T-O.
Starting point is 00:59:48 She's like, God damn it, Steve. He's like, God the crap. So Lydia is like, I'm taking her to have a talk in the bedroom or whatever. And she's like, really, really, you stop crying. Be strong. Yeah, she's like, I can't speak for Tamer. She needs to speak for herself.
Starting point is 01:00:05 But Tamer says she doesn't want to go. She does not want to go talk to Vicki Gumbleton, but she's going to speak for herself. And she says, not going. And Vicki's like, oh God, why she cracked out. Jesus Christ, tap his crack. And then Peggy calls it out to you. She's like, silent, won't let her go because it won't be about Shannin.
Starting point is 01:00:27 Hmm. Then I said it. On Thursday, my husband beats me too. So, Vicki. Not joke. Not joke. So Vicki and Vicki, Kelly brings Vicki and Tamer down to her bedroom so they can have something of a one-on-one conversation. And Vicki basically was like, you know what? Every single time Tamra's yelling at me, so I've decided I'm just gonna yell at her.
Starting point is 01:00:51 And they show this like amazing montage of Tamra screaming at Vicki, and it was so hilarious because when Tamra is a vicious screamer, especially the way they cap it off with her yelling at Vicky's face in Ireland. I was just like cracking up Yeah, right in her face But of course, you know when you're the one who yells and then the other person stays quiet What if we learned in life and on housewives that makes you look crazy? Yeah, but also Vicky's just full of shame everybody knows that and Vicky's never honest about anything Which is why she's perfect friends with Tamara who's also never honest about anything and she comes in and she's like I had nothing to do with Vicki or with Ricky and you
Starting point is 01:01:31 know it you know it. I don't know that batch. I guess you do. You know it. Okay so they have this whole thing about she's like I'll just want to with coffee and or tequila stuff squeaking. I'm sorry I was like trying to move just wanted was coffee and or tequila stuff squeaking your I'm sorry I was like trying to move and it was this but I was like no I don't mean I'm like I'm sorry like normally I would feel bad about making notes to the chair but luckily my chair actually sounds like Shannon Mador wait I gotta rotate in the right place it's the Shannon Mador chair I can do it hold on hold on if I do it over it.
Starting point is 01:02:11 You have to sort of ease into it or start going David right now. It's just really it's more an allidia place right now Oh, here goes Here it is There it is. David. David. David. David. Fucking kill you. David, be strong. Be strong.
Starting point is 01:02:30 Ha, ha, ha, ha. So Mickey's like, well, all I wanted was coffee. You know, all I wanted was coffee and Kelly tries to leave. And she goes, no, you wait. You were a witness. Okay, you know that Ricky just came. He wasn't on my list. You saw my list.
Starting point is 01:02:43 You were like, is he on your list? I said, no, he wasn't on my list, you saw my list, you were like, is he on your list? I said, no, is that on my list? Vicki having a list outside her house is hilarious to me. Cause you know she probably did. Yeah. But I think what I actually really enjoyed about Vicki yelling at Tamara is it's not saying that Vicki is innocent here, but Tamara keeps acting as if she's totally innocent. Tamara is the one who keeps saying that she's been the victim of Vicky's craziness
Starting point is 01:03:06 in her evil ways and she's a bad friend, yada yada yada. And the truth is they both are shady, but Tamra just doesn't get the heat. So Vicky finds, like, no, I'm gonna give you the heat. She starts yelling at her and basically accuses her of shittongering her for three years, yelling at Vicky, saying that she says that Tamara has been calling her a victim that tamara has been Conquering over her life taking over her friends like conquered divide all that stuff. I was like yes I actually believe all that stuff Yeah, except that Vicki's a goddamn liar too. I mean that's the thing at least tamara came with something to get her on
Starting point is 01:03:37 Vicki is trying to pretend that she never admitted anything and I love the editors for putting it in here because Vicki goes You know my heart tab and you know my heart she goes I don't know your heart badge and she's like well did I don't know your heart dead? Okay, then I don't know your heart. I'm like okay good one So then she tells her off and she's like you almost killed me you almost cut me my life She's like when did I try to kill you batch? She's like because I'm not a liar about kids, I did not like the kids are good. Then they cut to the reunion where she's like, well, the reason that I misspoke. What did she say?
Starting point is 01:04:13 She was, I fabricated because I just wanted people to love me or something like that. Yeah. And there's like, wait a minute. You fabricated that. Yeah. Well, that's, we'd like, we fabricated it. So she cut her admitting that she did it. And but that does be like, it's fabricated. So she cut to her admitting that she did it. And then Vicki's like, because she thought would see how they get me. And then the, you know, montage again, she's like, don't act like a victim, Tabra.
Starting point is 01:04:34 Yes, you, you're a victim. You're a victim. Well, I don't know that. I mean, and Tabra, of course, is that super annoying thing in a fight room. Why are you so angry right now? Why are you so angry right now? I hate that. Yes. Why are you so angry right now? Why are you so angry right now? I hate that.
Starting point is 01:04:45 Yes. Why are you mad? Why are you mad right now? So then upstairs, Shannon is telling Lydia. She's like, well, last year I was crying about what this woman alleged about me and now she's doing it to Tamra. And Lydia's like, just let him talk.
Starting point is 01:05:00 And she's like, well, I won't sit here while she's yelling. And Peggy's trying to block her. She's like, oh, OK, you will not to get the agent horse, I won't sit here while she's yelling. And Peggy's trying to block her. She's like, okay, you will not to get the agent horse. I won't let you this time, Coco. You should have knocked us. Get up my way. Move it, Peggy. And she's like, I'm not going to scream.
Starting point is 01:05:15 I'm not going to scream. You've already broken three glasses. So they're standing at the top of the stairs, just like peaking in with her hat. Yeah, I mean, that hat really made this whole thing. The hat was really a very special accessory. It was sort of an iconic look, that little hat. I wish I knew the name for that little straw hat. I called the Chip and Dip, you call it the Holly hobby.
Starting point is 01:05:38 It's somewhere in between. So I do like the raw stress for less chip tray though. But the best part about this, so Shannon's sort of like watching from the staircase and then she walks in and kind of like No, Shannon this is supposed to be a one-on-one and so if the Shannon's like well if it's supposed to be a one-on-one if you're standing there I'm gonna stand here and the best part is I don't know if you notice this The music changed from like tense to this very sort of soft silly music. It wasn't quite the coconut stupid music, but it kind of was like if you're playing a Super Mario game on an Nintendo 64 or like on Wii, it was like the menu music.
Starting point is 01:06:16 I was like, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. Yeah, it's like clown music, but yeah, it's like this is the clown music that you're gonna hear except amped up when you press play Yeah, it's like it's like right before you press thing. I was woohoo Yeah, it's like dun dun dun and then she comes and she's like oh stand here, and it's like I'm Just drove over a banana peel. And Vicki goes, are you nuts? Frog with you, are you nuts?
Starting point is 01:06:52 She says, I hear screaming at my friend. So here I am. Oh, she's my friend too, Shannon. She's my friend. Because Vicki's calm down now, because now Shannon's going to be the one who's screaming. OK. So she's like, well, now they're, they're
Starting point is 01:07:03 Shannon. Look crazy. Yeah. So then live up. She's my friend too, and Tamrakas, you are my fat batch. Me well, upstairs, Lydia's going through an existential crisis, because she's like, well, I went to the figure it out themselves, but I feel like I could be a moderator, but this is a good, delicious, delicious, delicious, well, if you go, don't leave my wife here! And she goes, how about I make my own decisions?
Starting point is 01:07:28 No, she just said, I'm not going. Yeah, she sits there and sits there and sits there and goes, okay, I'm gonna go. She gets something else. It was a good, like, 10 second protest though. I like that. No, I say when I go down, D'Eco. So, these like, these ladies, it's like, you know, it's like a band-dead old shooting
Starting point is 01:07:48 So then things get crazy because downstairs again like Vicki and Tamer going at it and Vicki's like I don't lie about cancer I was like you bring it up again. I don't know holistic camera And then ten it she goes if you say it again, I've got a go ballistic and Shannon goes you Ah So then then bicky starts screaming you like that your husband beat you I have proof I have proof Yeah, oh my good. I was like wow and then Shannon like huh? Ficky come and then so Vicky just looks at you like you got a bad husband you got a bad husband
Starting point is 01:08:22 So Vicki just looks at her, she's like, you got a bad husband. You got a bad husband. I was like, whoo. It's been on me. Shannon's like, well, Miss Vicki, Convo said, you don't affect me anymore. Bringing down the finger shape in front of her eyes. You have no power over me. And then all of a sudden, the lapen is destroyed and she winds it back
Starting point is 01:08:41 on her parents house. And to be not a bagel, you know, so Vicki's like, good, that goal. So Steve's like, you know, a cast can have a fight at a bar and they had just have a drink together. It's like always the new husband. So like, I don't get it. And Vicki's like, I am sick of being playing for this cancer. I'm like, I don't like, I'm on an ethics committee. Yeah, I'm on an ethics committee. I caught Subwit Wattarig there a lot on the Tuesday. I'm sending a letter.
Starting point is 01:09:14 So Lydia goes and asks Tamara if she's okay and Shannon goes, she's fine. That's what Ficky does. I'm like, oh, there's, there goes Shannon letting Tamara speak for herself. And she's got her arm around her neck. She's like, I'm supporting you or about to strangle you. Have it which way you want to miss Tamara. there's there goes Shannon letting Tamara speak for herself and she's got her arm around her neck. She's like I'm supporting you or about to strangle you. Have it which way you want it Miss Tamara. So Tamara's like well bitch, yes how I feel and she's like oh excuse me but I've gained 35 pounds because I cried every night over this woman to make about me for one second. I was proud of myself
Starting point is 01:09:41 because I looked at her and I said no matter what she threatened me with it doesn't matter anymore So yeah, this was a terrible fight for me, but it doesn't hurt me at all like it wasn't really about you Yeah, I'm so Lydia's like it's always about The kids party the nobleman party today I'm Becky's like you can't fix stupid about. Okay. Going back to her. Okay, boss. Yeah. I'm going back to back to work as the ex-president of the United States. The ethics committee calls. Don't do taxes. Okay. So Peggy's like, look, you think this is worth it? If you don't want to talk, don't talk. If you do want to talk,
Starting point is 01:10:26 talk. And Tim was like, I did try to talk pegadatch. And now everybody's getting mad at peggy for just like saying kind of like the only smart thing that anybody said. Right. Because peggy's basically saying like, either you have a conversation, you work it out or just ignore each other, but don't like do this stuff where you just yeah like you yell at each other Yeah, she's like we're 50. So Shana starts whispering something To Tamara and Peggy's like put your hand down Shannon. You're something else. What do you mean? And a good way or a bad way you said uh, whoa, you're something else or is that a you're something else?
Starting point is 01:11:01 I can't tell if you was in flexion and Peggy's like I'm thinking. My system is processing. Here, spinny wheel, spinny wheel, spinny wheel. So then Kelly comes out and is like, okay. Get everyone's eating the cake. It's like fun, everything's light and everything. And everyone's having fun. And Shannon's like, hey,
Starting point is 01:11:21 Penny, so your hourglass is going over. We aren't talked with the paperclip in the upper right hand corner. Do we have a, do we understand what sort of something else I am? Because you said I was something else and I can't write a tombstone unless I know exactly what sort of else I am. Your life, Shambler or something else doesn't work. You are vocal. She goes, wow, vocal about loyal. So what? She goes, look, I said vocal, okay, I said it. I'm reactive. Not hopeful. David. So they're all talking about boob jobs, squeezing each other, boobs, each other's boobs and stuff. And then Lydia's
Starting point is 01:11:59 like, I had a boob job. I'm not ashamed, but it's not a secret. And I just don't feel comfortable talking about it with men in the room while I'm in a bathing suit. Well, my favorite was that when Lydia said that she had a boob job, I was like, my life is bad. When you just talk about it, and then he goes, we just did. I was like, yes, yes. I love when people do that shit. Yeah, Lydia is not having any of this shit.
Starting point is 01:12:21 Yeah. I love that we just did. I think it's such a mean bitchy thing to say, but it just felt so nice coming from like a sweet smiling lady talking to Tamara. Yeah. So they all kind of break it up and Peggy's with Diko and Doug and Diko's like, whoa, she was putting you on check.
Starting point is 01:12:42 She's like, no one puts me on check. What does that mean put on check? Is that mean we are going to restaurants? No. It means challenge. She's trying to make something out of nothing. Go beat or I'll pay. Because season two, season two. And Lydia's like, okay, just cut the cake so I can leave. Put a scar on it. And so basically as there's so many notes in this section and it feels like it shouldn't be this long but I'm trying to see what started this boob job. Because they were started to walk and they're like walking somewhere and Lydia it was like there's a lot of chatter all at once and Lydia was like well you know, you know, you know, I've had a boob job. You know, I know you, and I know you know it
Starting point is 01:13:26 because when I said it, you squeezed Tamer's leg when you found out a boob job. It was more or less, you basically called out Shannon for squeezing Tamer's leg the moment that Lydia's announced that she had a boob job. And Shannon's like, huh, so you're angry at me now? Are you angry at me? And Lydia's like, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:41 You look like a God strike me, Dad. I had no idea. I had no idea. I had a boob job, I wasn't about that. Oh, God strike me, yeah. But God strike me dead, I had no idea. I had no idea, I had a poop job, I wasn't about that. Oh, God strike me dead. I'm gonna say it goes, I don't need you to say that. Just no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, you're being weird right now. So like Lydia just is like, her brand of bitchness
Starting point is 01:14:01 is so potent once she actually brings it out. Like it's that like, okay, yeah, you're weird. I don't need this. You're wearing a chip and dip on your head and it's strange. It feels like it's against a commandment. But, you know, I don't, I'm not, if you've come to believe in talk about commandments with you right now. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho.
Starting point is 01:14:21 She just starts, she just starts going into like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah me like a knee you're being crazy it was shocking wow her own like an off like Samus terrorism and Lydia just goes I'm done with you actually I'm sorry that was actually too bitchy because she says it in a really Sunday way like okay okay I'm done with you and she just like walks off and just like oh oh so Lydia's done with me so oh so okay okay okay okay camera a camera is that eating stuffing her face with boob cake camera camera can you come here for a minute now wait this is really good
Starting point is 01:15:17 second now my point is you won't come and she comes up and she's like oh my god better do to you now Kelly batch Like nothing god I got you guys hashtags shirts Hey, I'm Lydia passes Shannon. She's like look. I was just saying you and I were the only oh no I was just I just was I just got I was I'm so afraid of you saying that there's something I'm so tired of you saying that there's something wrong. I didn't do anything David David I'm happy, but I'm so tired of you saying that there's something wrong? I didn't do anything, David, David, David, I'm happy, but I'm like, tired, David, I'm tired, I'm no one understands me.
Starting point is 01:15:48 And Lydia's like, come on, Doug, let's go. It's all about her today. And Shannon's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, when you say, done with me, you mean? And she goes, I mean, I'm done. My kids need me, that means done, okay? Do you need more drama and more attention? And Shannon's like, oh, it's just making a joke,
Starting point is 01:16:03 that I know, well, you're done, you're down with me, you accuse me of. Then you go, you just start swimming on the stairs. She's literally doing the thing that we're talking that she always does, the inflatable thing. She starts doing it on the stairs. She was, can we talk about it tomorrow? Like climbing back up on her hands and knees. She's like, I don't understand why every time I'm with you,
Starting point is 01:16:26 it's drama. She's like, I don't either. It was pepe mean, getting Peggy to laugh, this is a good aspect. And so then Shannon starts crying. She's like, I didn't, I didn't, I tell you, you had a poop chop and I think these terrible things, it's hard when you continually have the wrong impression of the impudient. She's like, Lydia's like, all right.
Starting point is 01:16:57 No, you don't have to say, like, I'm not gonna leave if you're crying. Okay, I didn't realize, okay, we're good. We're not gonna have, yeah, we're good. Yeah, we're good. And Maggie's been standing down the stairs because Kelly's house is basically stair stairs stairs stairs stairs stairs stairs stairs stairs stairs stairs more So every time they go argue somewhere else is like people on the stairs people on the stairs above Yeah, for everyone who thought her elevator was excessive having been to replace that elevator is actually kind of mandatory because there's so many stairs you have to go up This there's everywhere so we have to note that Tamara has been standing in the stairwell listening to this whole thing and she did not come to
Starting point is 01:17:35 Shannon no pegi is but Tamara standing above her. She's on a couple steps above her Yeah, she's listening to this whole yeah, yeah And so Kelly well the best part is that like after Lydia leaves and everything Kelly's like Tamra You know you really should have had Shannon's back and and Tamra Tamra says I forget what Tamra said I was trying to find my notes here of course I get lost in the mic They most excited. I was like well, you know, I've've noticed that Shannon's acting out and I think it's because of David about her. And so Peggy's like, I'm right here. Stop saying, Peggy, Peggy, Peggy, Peggy, Peggy, Peggy, Peggy, Peggy. And so this is when Shannon and Lydia are like, we're good, we're good, we're good, good.
Starting point is 01:18:16 Well, all four good, good. So Tamara comes up to stairs, like she hasn't heard anything, right? Yeah. So Shannon's like, well, there you are. Well, I was calling you and you didn't come. And Tamara's like, well, I thought I was stupid. I didn't know what was that. And Kelly goes, that's not cool because Shannon's had your back and you should have been here to have Shannon's back,
Starting point is 01:18:35 which I mean, wow, Kelly's like making a supreme effort. I have to say. Yeah, exactly. And Shannon's like, yes. And then when tamara tells Tell chan that that Lydia told tamara repeats to Shannon that Lydia had told her over at lowless cafe that Lydia doesn't like shanon And then she goes did you have my back and tamar's like batch? I mean I bet like what can I say she didn't give me every I was like mm-hmm Yeah again and you started it like you're standing downstairs for 10 get in here and now she's like, yeah, I did have your back.
Starting point is 01:19:08 Well, she said she doesn't like you. So, well, why would you tell that to someone? And she's like, well, not everyone has to like you, but okay, like, I can't always be here to save her. Okay. I couldn't care. I was downstairs. I'm like, you were standing right there.
Starting point is 01:19:23 So then Shannon has nobody except Kelly and she's not going to stand there with like, you were standing right there. So then Shannon has nobody except Kelly, and she's not going to stand there with Kelly, you know. And so because like her, she's just mind fucked right now. She's like, wait a minute. So she goes over to the cater bar. And she's like, I'd like to bond with my friend, Krakos. Oh, whatever happens I get my head chewed off every time. You understand that, you know? Oh God, I mean, I'm opinionated, but she has it out for me for no reason. Do you understand? And the bartenders, like, a couple of lines for this.
Starting point is 01:19:54 Jesus. I know this lady doesn't have singles. Why do I have to listen to this shit? Yeah. It was a pretty great episode. I was really happy to see them like intermingling and fighting. I'm happy to see Peggy get in the mix. Lydia getting bitchy. Like we need to see more. Whether come for Peggy, but we definitely need to see
Starting point is 01:20:16 more. And by the way, like why would Tamra tell Shannon that Lydia doesn't like her? It's just like stuff like that. You would never tell someone that. Never. Because Tamra is like friends with somebody for a year and then she starts completely undermining them. I mean it happens over and over every year. I do have to mention that it was posted by a city scene on the CC over on our Facebook that Kelly I mean the fo-hot guy which is named the Randy Ricky. He posted all of the invites. He posted the invite that Vicki had sent him. Wow. And he even said, are you sure that productions okay with this? Because Tamer told me I would never film again. And she said, they just said whoever invite
Starting point is 01:20:58 whoever my close friends are. And he said, okay. And then there was like another text. I mean, this guy's shady for posting those texts. but of course, Vicki's fucking lying through her teeth. Again. Of course. That's, that's actually, that's hilarious. It's like crazy. It's not, it's crazy but not crazy.
Starting point is 01:21:17 Yes. But they all deserve each other. That's the thing, that's what's funny is that they don't realize that they all deserve each other. Tamer and Vicki, that's, they are the two, you know, that's like, Marlachupin Goldihon right there rolling their heads, rolling down the staircase. Yes.
Starting point is 01:21:30 Also, it goes to show you that this show is so much more fun. If they hate each other, it's okay, but they have to shoot together. Because this fighting was silly, but it was also funny watching them fight, but also laugh together at the table and then go back into fighting. And then go back and laugh with each go back in the laughing with each other It's like they're learning to like fight and enjoy each other and that's extremely important and it really helped out Dallas this week too Which you know if you're if you're gonna fight on these shows
Starting point is 01:21:54 It's one thing that like you know These shows do well when there's like a big feud across the season But when the feud spills over into a second season it's every every single time, it gets tired, it's amazing how tired that feud can get. It could be so good one season and it's just, there's that reset button that gets hit and people are ready for something new. I mean, and that's why we do give props to Reza and the shots people because they will have a vicious feud all season long and then they hit the reset button and they just changed it up. And- It doesn't have to be like that huge of a feud as long as they're just together, even
Starting point is 01:22:26 if they're not fighting, it's usually generally a lot funnier when they're together giving each other shit. I think this stuff that's always works really well is not even like, oh, they're just having fun because sometimes the quote unquote fun is to produce and it gets really annoying. What works well is when they're being passed to the aggressives to each other. You know, like the simmering tension beneath the surface is always really enjoyable.
Starting point is 01:22:50 Yes. So that always works. Well, that brings us to the end of another Real Housewives of Orange County episode. The next time we'll be recapping this show is live next Wednesday night in Chicago. Yeah. Thank you for reminding me about that.
Starting point is 01:23:06 We'll do another announcement on tomorrow's show at the top, so that way, in case anyone who has tuned out by this point. But our recording schedule is a little weird next week because we have this live shows. So I think Monday will still be Shaz. Tuesday will probably be Auckland. Wednesday will be below deck. Thursday will be OC Friday Dallas, or something like that. Just because we're doing our OC and Dallas recaps at the Chicago
Starting point is 01:23:33 shows Wednesday night, so everything's getting rearranged, but just bear with us. And at the meantime, just tune in tomorrow, because guess what, that's gonna be a fun Dallas episode to recap, that's for sure. Hey, yeah, everybody, thanks so much for being here. We will be back tomorrow with Real Housewives of Dallas. Bye. Bye. Hey, prime members. You can listen to Watch Your Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondery.com slash
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