Watch What Crappens - RHOC: A Cure for Wellness Live in Charlotte

Episode Date: September 27, 2019

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Can you believe they put me in a fucking church? What is this? I know. I know. You people lost your mind. I walked in here my skin started burning We are so beyond psych to first be in Charlotte, which is really exciting I've never been here before except for the airport on layover so it was really nice to get out of the airport for once But I'm also really excited to be here because my brother is obsessed with Charlotte.

He named his dog after the city so I'm really excited to finally get to see it. Isn't that flattering? We named our dog after you. It's like thanks. It is flattering. So Kansen Rose is a- Yeah. Wow.

Did anyone go to the show last night? Kansen Rose is here last night. You two did? Yeah. You two girls party, huh? Matt, you should see the Guns and roses people. Damn. Not you.

Not you guys, not you guys. They can almost drink as much as a crap and scrab. Am I right, everyone? It was like the most amazing episode of Golden Girls I've ever seen. It's like, so be a ghost to guns and roses. I was like, Jesus Christ am I that old? I am that old. I am already so excited because I'm looking around the audience. I saw a gather sign go up over there.

We see some like poker visors over there. We see all sorts of cool stuff happening already and we've like not even started the show. I want a great episode to be here for Orange County. Oh my God. One of the best Orange County episodes of all time and that we get to do it here in front of a live audience is amazing. So welcome to watch our crap in the podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we love to watch. We're gonna have some recording today, look I'm trying to fuck with this iPad, as usual. But it's sideways now, everything's different. I have a little stand I normally carry and I was like, that's too big. It's this big you guys, it's this big.

So now I don't know what to do. I'm like, but my notes are so small. I'm making fun of the guns and roses people. You just need a little bit of patience. Thank you everyone. Good night. Thank you so much. Well, Ben, it's a great way to start this recap off with the grown. Okay. It's grown because we are here for the episode. Let's get metaphysical. That real housewives of Orange County. My heart is racing because I'm so excited for just being able to go through this episode.

I'm really psyched. My heart's racing because the bathroom back there smells like cocaine. The weirdest thing. And that guy was like cocaine has a smell. I was like it literally does in your nose. Of course it has a smell. It's like it literally does in your nose. Of course it has a smell. It's like, it's like huffing spray paint,

but you shouldn't smell it like in a room. You know what I mean? It's not that, you should smell it like once you're crying after and you're like, I'm dying, I'm dying. I haven't heard it yet. Like every coke head understands Shannon Bedore in this episode. Coot's have like two hours after you do coke.

I'm dying my brain's bleeding. I'm not coming to prison! Or just like me if I get a hang now by the way. Oh, let's get infected. Ben when they're out of cold brew. Oh, my brain is bleeding. You guys, I'm not joking. So like we're really sad but I feel like a little, we haven't actually done a live show since since July so I'm feeling a little like it's weird. I haven't done this So I don't yeah, you've been a little nervous also you're feeling like that because you're thin like he's lost a lot of weight doing Keto stuff and I remember those days I was I don't know I just I feel like I'm like very jittery I just feel like I need to like relax a little bit,. You do. You've been jittery all day.

It's hard being thin. People don't give thin people credit enough. It is hard. It's always cold. Yeah. People look at you. They're like, it's a thin person. I just wish there was something to like calm me down.

Well, why don't we just all together since we're in a metaphysical episode? Oh, yeah. We're at a wellness center. Can we make a? Why don't we why don't we just all together since we're in a metaphysical episode? Oh, yeah, we're at a wellness center. Can we make a why don't we feel the sour of all together? I want me to do that. We all do that guys. Everybody just close your eyes I'm going to it and then one two three Not really help. Not really help right now. God, thank you.

Oh. We need more mums. You're feeling air toesam de gadam dandagadam dandam dandam. You're a dwarf! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Oh! Oh! Oh! I can't, I can't see my brain is bleeding. He he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he This palette is brought to you by the Nightmare Before Christmas. So that's how the last episode ended. Oh, I'm dying! Shannon getting brain bleeding from being not politely on the head in an own session. And we know this is going to be a good episode because that one ended that way. And this one begins with Tamara doing the... Pevasa! LAUGHTER And they're so low right now on these shows.

They're like, Tamara, just call them leave a voicemail at this number and say, yes, previously, because you could hear like the shower on in the back. You could hear like an echo, like she recorded on her iPhone in her living room. She did, I'm telling you. You're the microwave going off. You're the McKenzie child, T-Kettle, coming to full steam. Oh my God, there are two women here

who are dressed like McKenzie child. Oh, no way. Wow. McKenzie's poor dead child. Ha ha ha. Oh. We're never going to start this week after you know that, right? If there were someone tell us, hey, there's a show on after you. We're like, start this week after you know about right if there were someone tell us hey There's a show on after you were like oh really oh see about that really you can't rush a cab race star

That's Okay That's My eyes blurry. I'm never... I'm... They showed Shannon in the previous least during this guy. My eyes blurry.

Shannon, you're covering your fucking eye. You can't see a... Her hand was on her eye. It's like, I can't see. I... Well, the best part is you watched Shannon's, like, panic set in. So, in so first she's like, well that did sort of smart a little bit and There is like a little bit of a blur Is my eyeballs tool there? It's gone. I'm missing an eyeball. I miss an eyeball

Happy to not have both eyeballs. It's just taking away too far. She's like Hold on when we think of how to get. This is a church. This is a steeple. Open it up. Oh my God, there's no people. They've all died. All the people have died in my church.

They're all dead, Kelly. I like that even her hand church has no attendance. Well, they're all dead. My fingers are gone. That's how hard you hid, Nick Kelly. So they're at the hospital, and Shannon's doing that. Oh my god, my leg. They're like, man, that's your eye.

And they're like, do you want us to call the police the best judge? Oh my god. Next season on serial. Yeah. Bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bl, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bling, bl, bling, bling, bling, bl, bling, bling, bl, bling, bling, bl, bling, bl, bling, bl, bl, bling, bling, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, was a PA who had a nurse cap on. They're like, quick, go to the store, put one on, and just tell Shannon if she wants to press charges. Yeah, it did sound suspiciously like Tamara. Yeah.

I guess I am not going to test that charge. That's that's that's that's that's the best the great that's. And when the nurse said she want to press charges, Tamara was like, oh, I didn't know you could do this. You know, I'm just so excited. Um, yeah, Shannon just like, I just hope that she understands the severity of what she did.

Yeah, huh, huh. She hit my head with a very soft mallet. Does she understand the severity of that? Huh! And then this fucking nurse again is like, are you sure? with a very soft mallet. Does she understand the severity of that? Ha! And then this fucking nurse again is like, are you sure? Yeah. You sure you don't want to pass sides as

because that's like a stop. I was like, do you work on fucking assault commissions? You get out of here. It's like a shop lady at Dillard's. Like no, we don't want to fucking. Also, this is important because at this point of the show, Shannon has, she's diagnosed with potentially having like a mild level of concussion.

And by the time we get to the end, she's been decapitated by a guillotine. Maria Antoinette style. Yeah, as the episode goes on, Shannon keeps changing what the doctor has told her. So good. Yeah. So the nurse is like, okay, but if you're not sure,

I mean, I'm not even sure what the doctor's ordering. I was like, are you not sure? The stop trying to get people thrown in jail, lady. And Shannon's like, it's a cat stand, that's what it is. So Shannon and Tamara, did you notice that look? They gave each other like, should we get this bitch arrested? Yeah, they they were thinking it there are like is it too seen in the season to pull this car? Should we let it build some more like how much can Jolie possibly take this season?

You know, we've got her mother already doing like sex trains. What do you want about this? Oh? Guess who's calling me scam likely? Oh So the first scene of this episode, yes. Sam likely. So, so now the truth is this while I'm like, hello, she's like, oh, you don't want to pass dogs. It's an ER doctor. Maybe Liz Kyle Richards reprising her famous role on ER as a nurse. Are you sure you don't want to press charges? So back at the hippie place, we've got dopey music because that's how seriously Bravo takes this.

You know, it's like, and then this poor terrified bunny rabbit. Yes, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom I think the real star of this episode was Kelly Dodd without a doubt, right? And this is really when the Kelly Dodd stuff starts to happen. So we're now back We're back at the at the wellness retreat. Also, by the way, Kelly Dodd was I guess we should have known She's gonna be the star because she was totally dressed like countless the way on the entire episode, right? She had a blue statement necklace on she was wearing blue hands likes a brown dress thing. I was proud of her. I'm gonna kill you all! She's a lover! She's pulling a train in someone's hotel room, that's not her.

Like she walks into the wrong yard to pull the train. So it's Bronwyn and Kelly and Emily and Gina, they're still hanging out. Emily, I really like when we do this show live, just so I Kelly and Emily and Gina. They're still hanging out. Emily, I really like when we do this show live, just so I can make Emily's face. I just want a nap and snacks. It's like the very beginning of a poopery commercial, or it's like. very beginning of a poopy re-commercial or something. Or kitty litter.

Like, hmm. Who left the kitty litter out? Not my problem. Shut up Shane. Get out of my fictional scenario. She's like, dark out here. We don't even have flashlights. It's like the Blair Witch Project. Mm-hmm.

Just want snacks and a nap and a flashlights. Oh. So Tina, right now, is alone with the private chefs in her yard. Oh, those poor chefs. I mean, and you know, Tina's like this wherever she goes. She's like, oh wow, you got flowers. Wow, you got fruit. We don't do that in the one-guarante.

You guys are really bringing the egg in. You're stirring the pan? Okay. Okay, you like that? How do you do it? Okay, shut up. Let me cook. I can just imagine her going through the line at Loubees. Do you guys have that here, Loubees? Loubees. It's like a southern buffet thing that we take our mimos to, where I'm from. And you walk down the thing, but the ladies in here in that serve you everything, you know? And Gina would just walk down like, is that mac and cheese?

Is that a salad? She doesn't know if there's not like a pillow that says mac and cheese. Salad. Where are we supposed to gappa? So Kelly's like, this is creepy! Sorry for people at home. I have audience members here to verify that I'm getting as far away from the microphone as I can. Yeah, we're trying our best not to blow out all your audio. So this poor lady walks up to Gina.

Literally. Literally. So, Gina's sitting there like, oh my god, it's a table, I'm sitting in a chair, oh my god. And so, this woman named Lindsay, who's a crystal healer, comes here. Oh, fuck off with that. Seriously. Hi, I'm Lindsay, the crystal healer. I've changed my mind, I want to press the salt charges, okay?

Glock you Lindsay. You're crystal healing. And then she has like the lamest crystal too because I used to collect them, which is why I'm hateful. Listen, crystals did nothing for me, okay? I started with crystals, I'm like 300 pounds. So somebody explained that to me, okay? I didn't eat the crystals.

I'm sorry, man. No, no, I think you have to get that out But she came out with she came out with the rose quartz. I'm like that is from fucking anthropology It's like a little tiny papillabros quartz that can threads cards and she's like, oh my god Do you know that really goes this is big for me. I'm holding a rock and telling you I feel happy I want sort of standards that she have for her life. I'm holding a rock and telling you I feel happy. I want sort of standards that she has for her life. I'm holding a rock. This is big. It's improvement. Well, she's not snorting it.

Uh, what? I'm not suggesting that she normally does, I'm just saying. Try it. Try it. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's going to turn into just one long AA meeting with me admitting the things I've snorted. So Kelly, like the women from the other, the small villa, I come over to the big villa, which is where, by the way, the big villa is where Gina and Vicki's going to be there and then Shannon and Tamer. They all come over and Kelly walks and says, oh, there's a fancy house. That's crazy. That's fancy.

Why are there so many ladies anyway? They're old. You're old. I'm giving Lindsay the crystal heel. Look, I'm still thinking about it. I'm still. But who's taken more shit than Lindsay, the crystal healer? I mean, she's just trying to like feel the rose quartz so she can get her $10 an hour and go home.

You know what I mean? She's like, what do you feel? Hold this and feel the energy. What do you feel right now? She's like, oh my God, I've had such a galley year. And start telling the fucking crystal healer about it. Okay, it's a crystal healer, not a shrink. Yeah. Now I'm on Lindsay's side. God thinks change so quickly. Oh, so they start talking about Shannon and everything. And it's so far sort of a generally polite-ish conversation. And Gina's like, do I think that like Shannon's being over dramatic? Yes.

Don't do I think you should have hit her on the head? Do I think you should not have hit her on the head? Yes. So I wish I had a pillow. That said, yes, yes. Yes. And Kelly's like, I barely even hit her. Look, this is what I did.

Oh my god. That's what I did. That even hurt, there's nothing. If I had a pillow that said, ow, I would hold it up right now. And she no loses her shit. She's like, oh my God, don't fucking touch me Kelly. I'm fucking pissed, Kelly, that's it.

And then she starts doing that thing I imagine she does at home alone, or she's just like, you know, like when your mom does laundry and she's mad, it's like, I do everything for this fucking family. I do everything does the laundry and she's mad it's like I do everything for this fucking family yeah it's like a one every time she passes by she's still mad it's like putting the laundry in make you feel better for at least two minutes you know she is stormed into so many rooms in this episode, and they're all in like one bedroom, so I don't even know how she does it.

I'm done. I love when poor people threaten to leave fancy places. Ha-ha-ha. I think that's just like a classic move, where you're like, I am leaving. I'm going back home. I'm like, are you? Really? Really? You're living in a tent here, ma'am. I am leaving. I'm going back home. I'm like, are you really?

Really? You're living in a tent here, ma'am. And that's still way better than you've got at home. So Kelly, of course, is like, I barely had it on the head. I barely had it on the head. So at this point, Emily and Brahman. Brahman is sitting there. I realize that Brahman does this thing

that when things get tense, she curls up, and she puts her knee up, and then she puts her hand, and she goes like this. Actually cranes us a lot, she's like, fix it, you have to fix it, you have to fix it, you have to fix it Kelly. Kelly, just, and then Kelly keeps making it worse. Kelly like slaps her on the head and she's like, I was like, whoa, I think she's like, oh, she's like, oh. She's like, look, I'll tell you on this both boy.

Mm. If I didn't want to be like so badly, I'd be mad, but if you want hit me again, you can do that too. I know, I did assault you. So Kelly goes into apologize to Gina, and this is Kelly's way of apologizing. I probably even hit you. The whole point is that I didn't hit you in just a second, didn't I? And Cena's like, you know what, Kelly?

You know what? I would talk to you about this right now, but I already have a fucking court case, all right? All right? I've already got a fucking court case. It's like, okay. She'll hit you back when the court case is over. Yeah. In Gina.

She's using that court case way too much. She got off of whatever situations she needs to get out of. I know she's making it sound like boys in the hood. It's like a drunk driving charge. You know, she's like, you don't want to mess with me. Ask the lawyer with the legal pad. He'd do a box.

So she's like, don't fucking touch me. OK, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? You cross lines, okay? You're out of control. You cross lines and you're like, oh Because this is a part where Kelly just starts saying whatever you said last to her like You remind me of a twist You said last to her, like, you remind me of a twist. You're a twist, you're a twist. You're a kickcat, Barbar. Bring me on the beat.

You are, you're a kickcat. You're a break on the piece of it. Think of Satisfy. You're Satisfy. You're Satisfy. Satisfy by you. Seems like you're a fucking animal. Which is just what you say in that part of the world, you know?

Because that's what they always say on Jersey, too. You are a fucking animal. Don't call her trash. Oh, yeah, that's tomorrow. That's Dallas. That's Dallas. For tomorrow, Brandy, in case you're listening to this, you are trash.

Like, what's the shock? Brandy is trash. Trash doesn't mean you're listening to this, you are trash. Like, what's the shock? Randy is trash. Trash doesn't mean poor, there's care. I'm totally... You know what's great actually about these bowls? They could become the taco salads. Taco salad. Which he also said in this week's episode. He's like, girl.

When we met for taco salads, I was like, that girl was cool. Yeah, that was a great taco salad. Did you notice the use of, in this episode, you know when they do that, whenever something goes bad, they go, it's a little guy in his snare, like, I'm making more money, it's... It's... It's a match and a little guy in his snare like, I'm making more money, it's like he's getting paid by this. It's like the more it could just do... Everything that happened, you said, you're a fucking animal, it's like...

So, yeah, this is Gina. You're boundaries, boundaries! And she goes, you don't touch boundaries, and Kelly's like, you are! It doesn't even make any sense. And she goes, you don't touch boundaries and Kelly's like, you are! You're a very true lady. That's the thing that made any sense. You are. And she gets so serious.

Me, however, I cross boundaries, I've been nothing but a good friend to you. Which I'm really starting to hate that phrase. Yeah, like especially this week. It's really over youth. It's really over youth. It's really over youth. I also appreciated the fact that this was happening in front of like the staff and they're all just sitting there like this, they're arms crossed.

Like, when can I get off work? I don't watch this show, this doesn't make sense to me. I'm sorry, but fuck those guys. You don't work at a crystal healing center and have lovely people come in. No. Okay. It's just the truth. We all know people like this, and they're all terrifying.

You're like, do not make them mad. Also, who does Gina think she is trying to even go up against Kelly Dodd? It's just not going to work. It's not, because right here, Gina goes, you know what, Kelly? I could say something, you know, to really embarrass you, but I won't, because you do such a fucking good job of embarrassing yourself. And Kelly's like, oh, yeah, because I get to you wise. I got thrown in jail.

Woo! Yeah, I do a really great job. I'm not jail. You cross boundaries. You know, freeze. I mean, while Lindsey the Crystal Healer's like, should I go back another time? Yeah.

She's like, should I go back to anthropology for a different little rock in the doorknob section? Fucking lame ass. So Kelly's like, oh my God, just enough, you know? So she's like, I just wanted to say, only you are. And she was like, listen, Kelly, I've been your friend. I'm not in the place where I could take a joke right now,

okay, I've not that bad. So she's like, oh, I'm joking in the place where I could take a joke right now, okay? I've got that place. And she's like, oh, I'm joking. Come on. You want to clear me? Clear me. Clear me. Yeah. And then so now, yeah.

And Kelly is, see, Kelly now feels like all of this is really because of Shannon and Tamara, because they are getting into Gina's head and everything. So she's just like, oh, Shannon and Gina just need to get their stick out of their asses and therefore they'll clear the energy now. But it's have a big energy diarrhea out of their asses. You are, you are. And then Bronwyn is that friend who makes everything about her, you know? She's like, oh, I totally get this. I mean, it's just like me because I recognize it. Because basically Kelly just stopped talking to her mom

because her mom invited her aunt over to her house with that permission. And she's doing everything in her power to not start yelling at her mom for raising her around tables, piled really high with cocaine and whiskey and gogos. I mean, that's basically what's going on here. It's like Bronwyn, that's not going on here, okay?

That's not about you, Bronwyn. So then Kelly goes to the bar and there's a guy, she's like, I want to get him on the reed hall! And she's like this to the bartender, she's like, oh! Oh! Oh! Like she's laughing at her own scenes on this fact.

She's like, that's my truth. Skinny Margarita. And Gina's like, you know, your truth is that in LA, you were snockey to me for no reason. I was like, oh, Gina, you should just step away from this. You just stop. Stop, Gina. This is not going to end well.

OK. So Kelly's like, no, well, what happens in LA? You gave me homeschools to advice, okay? You're such a dork. You're such a dork. And Gina's like, well, sometimes, you tell your friends what they need to hear and what they want to hear.

Oh, Gina, Gina's like such an adorable hypocrite. Like, you can't even be mad at her because she's so cute about it, you know? Like, who hates Gina? She really doesn't do anything. Like, you know, it's weird to say this. Oh know? Like who hates Gina? She really doesn't do anything. Like, you know, weird things. Oh, good, it hates Gina. Yeah, no, all you all hate Gina because normally when I'm like,

oh, I like that house five, people are like, yeah! And this was silent. So this is dead time. So Kelly is now like, because you know, Gina's like, well, sometimes you have to hear this advice. And I want to hear. And so then Kelly, her comeback, what's great is that it just starts tumbling out of her mouth

before she's fully formed it. So she's sort of like improvving it. She's like, well, maybe you should be on a level where you could hear your advice. And then I could take it. And then you could hear it. And then I could walk over there. And then the lights are back on.

So that's cool. And don't turn the lights out. Why'd you make a blackout? You made a blackout. You're not accomplished. You're not accomplished. That's it. You're not accomplished.

I have you noticed how Kelly does this when she's trying to fight and think. She just kind of like, squint her eyes. And she's like, she's reading a McDonald's menu. She's just standing in line. And you know, she's read it McDonald's menu. Like she's just standing in line, and you know she's read it a million times, but she's just standing there kind of looking it over, like confused.

Yeah, I'll pick yourself for you, but here, if you're talking, but maybe you're here, you are accomplished! So she's like, what do you mean by accomplished, Kelly? She's not accomplished. Not accomplished. She's just pointing and looking at her. So everybody will laugh.

But they're like, what are you even saying right now? Like, nobody even understands. It's like, we've made a accomplishment. We're like, what are you saying? We're like, what are you saying? We're like, what are you saying? We're like, what are you saying? We're like, what are you saying? We're like, what are you saying? Not accomplished. Not accomplished. She's just pointing and looking at her so everybody will laugh, but they're like,

what are you even saying right now? Like nobody even understands. It's a great accomplishment to debate we've been waiting for all this time. So then it's like, And then she tells us, she does not accomplish woman. Oh, we're life is a hot mess.

She's not in a good place and she's telling me. Oh. I said, why you accomplished Kelly? Yeah. I've owned 10 homes. I have a million dollars. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'm accomplished. I think I've owned 10 homes is my favorite I'm just gonna say that so what do you do I've owned 10 homes? Yeah Yeah, thanks like who's gonna prove me wrong, you know like well nice to meet you So she's like well, I mean I can tell you this I don't get D. Y I'm just like but you went to jail. It's like oh Just you already told me admitted that you went to jail and it's just like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,, I didn't even pass going, like $200, I went to jail.

She's used to sound like a total atoll. It's like, you do, you do. You know, in this nap it's like mortified, the crystal ladies like, my God. Her crystal's just like shattered into pieces at this point. I need to take a bath in the sound of peach. This is disgusting. So Bronwyn's like, oh my God, here we are in a beautiful place and we're attacking each other. No, they're attacking each other, Bronwyn, make a fucking effort. What are you even doing here? You think this is about your trip? Where's your chalkboard?

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondering app. For a crap and it's commercial. So she's like, Bronwyn, Bronwyn thinks, she just thinks that like normal logic works with these women. So she's like, listen, Gina. Hmm. We're all friends. We shouldn't be arguing, OK?

Like you're like our little sister. Oh my god. Oh my god No, I'm like your older sister. I'm like this the first time anyone on Bravo has tried to age themselves up. I know These ladies are literally stopping cement trucks and like drinking them into their face to try and look as young as you Okay, it's a compliment Take a compliment. She does like, when did all I become Skipper? I'm fucking Bobby. My guy did not know they came out

with a TJ Max edition Barbie, but. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Which I support, which I support. Your casita is literally as big

as a Barbie streamhouse, I'll give you that. It's like what's the opposite of Malibu Barbie? Whatever that is. It's like a... Temecula Barbie, you know. We're just going to pile on Temecula all week, by the way. It's the second time. For Temecula, you know Temecula is probably beautiful.

You wouldn't fucking know this. One of our listeners, right? I fuck you, Temecula. You're a funny name. One of our listeners actually tweeted at us and she's like, I'm from Temecula and I'm so jealous that because I'm in a hotel room. You know, she goes, this is my place. You're fighting with me in. This is my place. No, it's not. Yeah.

This is my tent. So Gina storms off to her room. I'm going to take power. I'm going to take power. I'm going to take power. I'm going to take power. I'm going to take power. I'm going to take power.

I'm going to take power. I'm going to take power. I'm going to take power. I'm going to take power. I'm going to take power. I'm going to take power. I'm going to take power. I'm going to take power. She goes, this is my place you're fighting with me in. This is my place. Like, no, it's not. Yeah. This is my tent. So Gina storms off to her room, and then Emily's like, what's going on?

OK, I'm going to go calmer down. I'm going to go talk to her. And then the time guy who probably had to put Dennis to go put up the time on the screen is like, it's been 4.25 hours since they've arrived. They keep giving us timestamps as if there was some sort of like viral infection that was spreading across this place. Like patient zero, Shannon Bedouard. No.

Sera Bolick's trying to fix it somewhere in the background. So that was 28 days. I'm sorry. I'm probably trying to fix it. It's like a days. Wait, just a thing, Zonner. Yeah, what was the one where some of you have 28 days? But then wasn't there a zombie movie called 28 days later.

28 days later. Sorry, Sandra. Sandra Bullock. I'm so dumb. I literally put her in a zombie movie. I was like, I don't remember any of those. But she was in Bird Box. I think Bird Box would be great for this episode. If they just all had like blindfolds on. I was like, I can't look. I can't look. I

looked but it's okay. My vision's blurry. I didn't see anything. Oh, damn. That's hard, not. You can do it. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, ow, 40 to 50 negative concussions. The Bravo version of Birdbox, box, like Birchbox. Is that the one they have? That's like a fat, fit, fun thing. I thought Birdbox was one of those box of the month clubs to be honest.

I was like, well, this is lovely. I had Birchbox. Senator Bull Barbara is being traumatized with a throw for your couch. Kind of candle this smells pretty. So Gina goes into, like, because Gina is, I'm sorry, Emily is Gina's best friend. And so Emily goes into, be like, I'm like, okay, I'm the one person that you can come to, right? And Gina's like, you know what? I'm fucking pissed at you too. I was like, listen lady, okay. I'm sick of this Gina situation with Emily in terms of like Gina, what she thinks, okay? Because Emily isn't a clearly crumbling, awful marriage with Rumpelstil skin.

Rumpelstil. And she needs a friend right now also. I think Gina has gone through a lot of shit, and it hasn't been on the show yet, but this stuff she really did go through, and I guess it happened after they shot all this, is really, really bad. On the other hand, the other one's married to Shane. It's like, yeah. Also known as King of Snorkas. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun in the front row girl like this. Mm. Mm. Very confused. Oh, it's been seats.

Oh, it's been seats. So, she's like, I know. I know you mad at me. So why don't you just throw me one so we can fucking stop this already? Because don't forget, Gina has not been texting Emily for like two weeks, which is also pretty obnoxious.

Yeah, she's just doing that thing. Like, I'm mad at you, so I'm not gonna text you right weeks, which is also pretty obnoxious. Yeah, she's just doing that thing. Like, I'm not gonna text you right now, which is also how I fight. So, I mean, kind of a good move. It happens. Good move. So, she, you're pressureing me to go to Vegas.

I can't like go to Vegas. I just not a good look for me. Like I'm got things going on. And Emily's like, is that why you're mad at me? Because of Vegas? Vegas, I just wanted you to know that I wanted you to be there because you're like my best friend. And now Emily is.

I'm going to kill you, you're my best friend. Now Emily is sobbing. Is this where they go to the closet? Because this is where I get to take it. No, the difference is like, this is my fault. Their fight moves around at some point. And everyone's like, this show itself, pre-planned and written.

No, it's not. And if it is, they sure don't have address errors. Look at this girl. Closet lights are not your friend. I just wanted to tell any housewife out there, do not ever go into a closet lighting situation. Emily was like, you're right. I'm a boy. I'm in quite a...

She looked like, you know how Thanos' face in the series of strangers. The Avengers, the strangers. The Avengers, the series of strangers. He has that foam face, like his chin is made out of foam. It looked like that. So, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. This is not Orange County lightly.

Get away from the closet girl. Yeah. So, yeah. So, Gina's like on this whole thing of like, you know what? You should have, the first thing you should have said was like, you know my best friend, you know, you're my lawyer, you know, you shouldn't have said, you should have said, you should have fucking know, I shouldn't go to Vegas like this, she's on this whole thing like she suddenly can't go to Vegas.

Even though she's filming a reality TV show, which is probably 30 times worse, than ever is doing one night in Vegas, you know? I mean, you're being friends with Tamra, okay? Like, there is no bigger trigger in the world than Tamra. For anything, any kind of disease, allergies, allergies. I don't care what it is. So then Kelly and Bronwyn and the

other one who's the other one oh is it just Kelly who's talking to Bronwyn on the couch right now that's Kelly and Bronwyn look okay so they're talking I think correctly Kelly and Bronwyn are talking to Bronwyn I wrote it correctly that's what's so sad I'm like well now this can't be right Kelly and Bronwyn on the couch here. Is it because this thing is sideways today? It's Captain Lee, the director of the show now. I want God damn Kelly died and Bronwyn,

friend center and a couch and shoot. I'm giving you your plane ticket home. But I can't, this is a bad look for me to go on a plane right now. Oh my God, could you imagine if Gina were a stew on below deck? I can't, this is a bad look for me to go on a plane right now. Oh my God, can you imagine if Gina were a stew on below deck? Yeah. Gina, Gina, Hannah? Gina, Gina, Hannah?

I can't right now, don't you know what I'm going through? Yeah. Yeah. I'm in a quake case, I can't set the table right now. So Kelly and Broadway are talking on the couch and they hear Gina just going, Oh, I can't hear that! And then we go, Oh! It's like what it sounds like in the background.

And Kelly's like, Are you listening to that? Oh no. And Broadway's like, not good. And Kelly goes, We're at a wellness center for Pete's sake. As if Kelly had not just been cursed now at everyone all day long. These crazy people fighting at a wellness center? You are.

Who does that? You're a wellness center. Then we get my favorite by you guys. Thanks for trying. I know it was right. You tried. You tried. you guys thanks thanks for trying I know it was right you tried you tried um bless their hearts thank you guys for trying you know we know we're like a

really fucked up flavor it basket we know we know we're not offended we got it we're happy we're happy for them we're happy for them. We're happy for them. When we sat down, I was like, oh no. I'm like, you're free! I was like, they probably saw the Blooming Thaw Center performing arts. I was like, oh no. I could go wrong in there. No, I was like, no, they should, no. Yeah, I'm happy for them too. Okay, so then,

So Tina is doing that thing again. I'm leaving, I'm leaving. How do I get out of here? This is not fun! Emily's like, I know it's not fun! My best friend would have come to me if he got in here! Who's always like,

then there's this weird like, culty moment where she's like, who's always there for you? Who's always there for you like culty moment, which is like who's always there for you? Who's always there for you Emily is Emily is Who's your mama Emily is who feeds you Emily? Who wants you to go kill someone Emily does Oh, no, so I don't see the difference between going to Vegas and supporting a friend I said cuz I'm under me we scalp, I'm not even driving.

That makes you a teenager, okay? Yeah, so again, now there's stuff to math stuff. She goes, what's going on with math? She said, he hurts my feeling. And she goes, what hurt you feeling? She goes, the math stuff, the food, the math stuff. And she's like, no, but since you haven't talked to me in two weeks has anything new happened?

Because your life is so fucked up. I expect something new to happen. Because you have a drama every time you open up a thing of yogurt, that's why I have to call you every single day. Anything new happened like that? No. Yeah, she was saying, what now? What happened with Matt?

Yeah. Isn't the old step enough? No, it's not. OK. Jesus. And then this is her next question. She's like, well't he all step enough? No, it's not, okay. Jesus, and then this is her next question. She's like, well, she's telling us. I'm upset that I can be in that's a down state in my life. Whatever that means.

And she doesn't get it. Like, what do I have to do to get extended sympathy beyond a year and a half? Yeah. Beyond a year and a half. She says for more than a day and a half. Oh, I thought it was you. You're the way.

I was like, bitch. But it's also still. Wait for your fridge breaks and see how pissed you get. But it's also fucked up because Emily is the one who texts her every single day. Emily is the one who's been like helping her get out of jail, all that stuff. By the way, ma'am, I love your shine

and mature sparkly, secret and thing. She's coming back. I know she's coming back. I know she's coming back. It really catches the light. So Emily's like, what? I'm trying to be a friend. I'm saying, well, the other girls, you know, Tamara and Shannon, they just get me, okay?

It's not that you're a bad person. They just get me. So I'm gonna call them. I mean, I'm not gonna call you. You know, why would I call you? It's like, Shane. same, same, same. Emily understands every kind of pain in the world, okay? You could go to Emily and be like,

I think I have leprosy, she'd be like, oh my God, it's worse for me. Yeah. I lost your pinky and it was great. But then, so she's basically like, you're not around, you're not around. And Emily's like, every time you call, I'm around. You know, you shut me out over something stupid.

And she's like, oh, it's not stupid. It's not stupid of me. And you know that Emily's being like, no, your reasoning isn't stupid. It's just like, it's a stupid thing. We're better than this. But of course, you know, it doesn't see it. And I'm like getting so mad right now,

even just talking about it. I see it's like I'm out of here I'm going to micacita. Yes. So see Lee's and then we're in that we're at the house. By the way never storm out of a room saying that ever. I'm going micacita. No. That's it when we've seen her casita.

It's like this is getting so sad. Be glamorous. Be like I'm going to Paris. I'm like okay I don't believe you's like, this is getting so sad. Be glamorous. Be like, I'm going to Paris. I'm like, okay, I don't believe you, but at least you try it, you know? Yeah. I had better things to do in the Eiffel Tower.

Yeah. So, by leaving, I'm going to a very small room in the back residence of someone's house, Emission Viejo. Dream a little bit bigger. Yeah, dream big. Be powerful, you know? Be like a powerful woman.

Be like, I'm out of here, I'm joining NASA. Ha ha ha ha ha. I mean, I'm from NASA, can we? Hmm. So different, yeah. Yeah. So Shannon and Tamara over at the hospital, they in a van and she's like, oh, what a freaking day. Wow. Wow. Wow. I do have a split. I still have a lip in the head. I was like, what did they did your brain it in please. Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please.

Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please.

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Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please. Swipe it in please. I remember when David used to spell things in my palm. I'm gonna love this episode if Ben really does get play revision. I've done nothing but hit Ben. A hit Ben like four times in this episode. I always think I have a concussion by the way. I really do. So Shannon and Tamara are leaving and you know basically Shannon just has a headache. You know?

I'm a blurry. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Already trying to paint Shannon as the morally superior person in the situation. And then we see in the window behind. I hate on Tamra. She hasn't even been in it yet. Give it time, girl. Give it time. She said, hate on Tamra more. In case you didn't hear that, I really just walked into the scene.

She's like, hate on Tamra more. She's like, hate on more. Oh, give me time. We haven't even gone to Vicki Gumbel for you. You're talking too. more like oh good be time we haven't even gone to Vicki Gumball for you talking to So you just see in the rear view mirror that nurse but are you sure To really hoping for that lawn order spin off yeah, so time it's like Like you can just pick up the phone. Okay? You know what I'm set to see?

So she calls Kelly. And Kelly appears like this. What the fuck is wrong with you, camera? Oh! Oh! And Tamra starts doing that thing. We've been talking about it on the podcast, but this is our first time we've been able to do a visual.

Where Tamra starts doing the, I'm sipping out of a straw thing. Like this is our first time we've been able to do a visual. Where Tamer starts doing the, I'm sipping out of a straw thing, like this is straw, so. Or perhaps at the, I'm about to blow a little tune out of a bottle, like maybe one of these, let's see if we can do one of these. Haram Batch. I'm making, I'm actually making the bottle laugh like Shannon Madur. I'm so happy.

Great content, guys, right? She's like, what I do. And she's like, where are you at the hospital with her? Are you really going to subscribe to the channel! Psych Wab, wouldn't I? And Bronwyn, cause... Um, it's Shannon okay? I'm Psych... Yes, Shannon is okay, ladies.

Of course she is! Of course she is! She's too bad! She has no boundaries, you're bound to be your stupid! Your hospital! Why wouldn't I go to the hospital? What's Shannon? Why wouldn't I go with her? Cause she's full of shit, you know it. Okay? It's like, Kelly, mother for us is blurry.

And that's that? It's like, I have some off concussion. I for a shadow of this. I for a shadow of this. Because I'm accomplished. You guys are fucking idiots. Oh no. So Shannon's like, okay, I'm accomplished! You guys are fucking idiots! Oh no! So Sam is like, okay, I'm gonna stop. Give me that phone. Give it to me.

Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. Hah! Kelly! Kelly! Kelly! So, Kelly's like, what do they do with cat scan on you now? They do a cat scan? They find you have a loose fucking screw in your head? Yeah, Kelly. Kelly goes, I'm four Shannin' on this! You guys are fucking idiots!

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I was like, she gave. It's almost gangster. I was like, is she gay? She gave us like gay her gangster signs. Gangster. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at myself, realize most left-aven. Hehehe.

With the exception of altercations with my husband, who I will not talk about, or that lady at QVC who tried to shove, who tried to shove, butter into my salmon instead of cream cheese. I have never been smoking too like that in my life. So then Shannon's like, remember that, we're back to Shannon doing her like spirit finger crash. She's like, the The doctor the doctor said

We don't know what level of concussion you have My head could literally explode any minute I mean she could have just said yes, I'm sorry, but it says she just said you're in here. I mean I called it when you want a fucking award for calling it, you stupid bitch. Stop my fucking plate! Stop my fucking plate! Stop my fucking plate!

Although interestingly, I do actually have a plate in my head now. I do, yes. Uh-huh. Bob Beckett's been telling us the yes, that color is aggressive, I guess now we're seeing it. What do you mean now you're seeing it? Oh, you made it, Tamara.

Please, go back to the dumpster. Get back on top of that. Sorry. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. One of my friends loves Possums, and like she feeds Possums outside her house, you know. So, why are you saying that about?

Why are you saying that about Tamara Possums are cute, and I'm like, it's not just any Possum. It's a Possum that's sitting on the dumpster when you're trying to take out the trash, and they see you coming, and I... Pfft. That's my opinion! trying to take out the trash and they see you coming and I That's my opinion That Possums have a lot of opinions. Sorry if I sprayed you God that was a C world spray that just came out of me. Oh it's okay. We all felt Jesus. So then Shannon gives her a classic line. I swear to God, Tamara, all I've been is nice to that woman.

Yeah, this is her new thing. I've been nothing but nice. Winshaw wipers, Winshaw wipers, Winshaw wipers. But that's God's validation. But Dick has been saying about Calais. So back at the ranch, Emily is still crying in that closet night. So she comes out. And she comes back out.

Thank God, because she's so pretty. I don't ever want to see her in that lighting again. Yeah. So she comes back out and brawms like, are you OK? What happened? What did my mother do? Yeah. Emily's just like, I'm just really hurt, you know.

Like, I just never thought I think we'd come between us. And Kelly just like, she's just really hurt, you know, like I just never thought I think would come between us and Kelly just like, she's a dumbass! She's a dumbass! So they decide they pile up all their plates because they're like, we're gonna go back to the small villa. So, and did you notice the waitresses and the crystal bitch were sanding their all like in a coffin like being judgey? They're like, oh my god, we have never seen that at the welcome center. I was like, oh my God, we have never seen that at the welcome center. I was like, oh, get over it.

Charging $1,000 a night to sleep in a tent. Fuck all of you. A yurt. So yeah, so they climb up and then they like. And then we get like a classic, you know, a classic house vibes thing, which is that like, real housewives don't know how to drive a golf car. So there's a lot of the back of it up and things spilling

and just annoyed people. Emily's like, you all. She's like go right stupid And Emily says stop calling me stupid. Oh my god. Make sure my cold slaw is okay. Yeah That's why I could never ever hate ever. Yeah, I just love that she protects the important things Yeah, the cold slaw was really a high priority like there was like a stake on there, but the coleslaw was really the key. I know. It's like, OK, you're in a plane crash. Who would you take with you on the private island?

I'm like, what was happening during the plane crash was I eating something? Were they serving something? Could I take an app? So now Gina's now sitting alone on the couch, and Tamra comes in. And you know that Tamra practices launch. She's like, OK, when I walk in, should I say,

where's Kelly Dott? Oh, wait, how about, where's Dott? How about, where's the Dott? So she walks in and she's like, is that Dott here? And I was like, mm, this wasn't as good as Kelly answering the phone, sorry. That's what I found that Dott Bott. And she's like, oh my god, Shannon, are you okay?

And then Shannon goes, well, he said I had a mild concussion. Or what did he say? And then they show up in the hospital. Shannon goes, did he say I have a mild concussion? And then she goes, yeah, a mild concussion. She goes, no, he didn't say mild concussion. He said I have a shade of concussion. I'm in a walking coma right now. I'm the things that I'm saying to you are actually

coming from a dream. And I, in my dream, I'm at a gastropub. And the sauce is still too sugary. Why even in my dream? Why? So shades of concussion by Shannon Beechle. Two shades. Welcome to this audiobook.

Oh. Now I understand what they mean when they say throwing shade, they mean concussions that is violent. And Jean is like, well that's good because she hit me on the head. Oh God. And then she's like, Huah! Ah!

That's pretty sad. Just yeah. And it sounds like, did you lose your chips? It's like, well, I said, I was going home, then I got another plate of chicken. Then I got really upset

and Emily cried quite about something of weird lighting. Then I took my suitcase outside again, but then I smelled dessert, which was key lime pie, which was actually kind of surprise thing. Yeah. Yeah, I thought that was a long island thing. So then I think that. Do you think the lever come up, which was key lime pie, which was actually kind of surprise. Yeah, I thought that was a long, I have them thing.

Do you think the lever come up with like a lock lime pie to go with a key lime pie? You ever think about that? No. Anyway, she said I wasn't accomplished. And they're like, no, you are, you are very accomplished. You found a box that says antiques. Has anyone else found that box? I don't think so. I do

nothing so. And that man told you to blow into a straw. You did it. That is something. That if you have had children, you have had three children. Guess who else has had three children? Shannon Petor. And they love her and I am their most favorite parent, even though David's new woman apparently makes great case of he is. Great. You have made it this long in life, not seeing a blonde woman on the beach and following her like a little fucking puppy dog. And then, believing you're dark, not with a million!

So you are a God bless, congratulations! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

So now, it's a now Shannon and Tamer are like doing it. Like, they are now like doing this whole span. And Shannon's like, well, let me tell you one thing. Lady holding a crystal? If someone hits Kelly on the head, and she has a headache, and then has blurry vision afterwards and then if someone came up to run a hospital and said, do you want to press charges? I guarantee she would have said it immediately.

She absolutely would have. I was like, no, Shannon. She never would have ever. Someone said, do you want to press charges? She's like, you want to press your body up against mine? You're horny. You are. You're horny.

I got pounded last night. And Jean is like, yeah, well, I said I was mad about it and then she said that she was the one, then Emily said that she was the one that was mad because of Vegas and Tamer's like, oh, Switzerland. Yeah, was that, what is that? Like that's literally a reason to be mad, is that okay? I love that someone up there was like,

Switzerland. Switzerland. Also, that someone up there is like, switch over. Oh, switch over. Also, did you notice they're like, even though we're trying to turn against Kelly, we still have a little bit of time to turn everyone against Emily because Tamara goes, so what was your good friend, Emily doing? I was like, shut up, Tamara. Yeah, but she's a good friend. And she's like typing everything down in her brain that Gina's bitching about with her

lips. She's like, So now we're back in the other villa. Okay. And it's been pointed that out and it's all I can see now. Every. Is that lip thing that she does? You're all going to see it now.

This is this is the exclusive in-person bonus for crap-ins. Do you see the lip thing? Okay, so now with Kelly, Emily, and what's your Ben's? Broadway. So they're at the other villa. So now, Broadway is like just talking with Emily, and she's like, you know, I'm so sorry. Yeah, but yeah, I know but Emily, I'm so sorry because you are so tight with Gina. I think it's okay, Kel. I think it's okay, Kel. You know, you and Gina just have to fix it. You guys are friends.

Kell, it's okay, I can... No, no! Help on this! My breasts are not the buzzing, Kell. Emily, I think that really what happened was... I think that would happen. Found it, baby! Found it! Found it! I found it!

I found that buzzing and I was like, you are! I'm gonna stop buzzing! What the fuck you buzzing? You're buzzing! Buzz-Killin' your egg at all! I told this, refrigerator, you've accomplished nothing in your life. I'm on the Carp your refrigerator, stupid bitch. Instead it was called a Frigirator. I was like,

I Frigirator, you shut up! So, Basta, yeah, I was a scene of Kelly looking for a buzz. Kelly is so in her own fucking universe. And she's just like that in real life, you know. What is that? She's like, I was so turned off today. I mean, that gets a big, ha, ha, ha. Almost sounds like a laugh, which is a ha, but this was a ha.

This is a ha. I mean, I think so. I mean, I've got blurry visions. It's hard to talk. Let me tell you something. We were doing that sound bath. And I, and we're at the ass. What do we want for us to get better? And she said, Costco and Walmart! Target! Target! Huh? Consumerism! What was that? What was that thing that she said this morning? What was that thing?

She said, I got pounded. So my vagina needs some healing. Who says that? Who says that? Who? And then we see a flashback of Kelly on the plane saying, yeah, I got pounded last night. And Tamra says, so you have a vagina needs some healing? Once again, it was Tamra.

Tamra's like, that was letter of that deck man I'm so sad that old couple left before they could hear us debunk the story about how Kelly's vagina was pounded They got right out before the vagina pounding top so sad So then Vicki calls. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, present, present, present, present. Hi, it's Vicki. Vicki got a thing. This episode is like, glue.

It felt like every 20 minutes another person would show up and just get funnier. You know? That's what I'm talking about. Vicki call. Okay. Can I ask you a question? Do you have a job? Do you have a job?

Do you have a job? And so Sam is like, well I'm a little bit better but my vision's still blurry so can't see a thing. Thank you. I can't see. You're looking like a black rectangle. That's the phone. That's the phone. The vision's really bad right now. So Vicki is like, well Steve said that it's a felony when it's with an object. Yeah, it's a felony with an object or something. I'm doing like Cameron, but you're also the other, it's weird. Yeah, it's a felony with that.

I just don't like anybody hurting anybody else. I would never do that. I would never do that. Even to someone who does coke, I would never do that. I would never do that. The biggest surprise here is that she even could reach for a ballot, but she was getting fucked by a tag guy's a wood type. That's crazy.

That is crazy. You can hear more about it in my new show, Law and Order, special, I would never do that unit. Just me going to crime scenes and saying, I would never do that, get a job. Going to crime scenes and just being like, it's what I heard. We've got a dead woman on the ground and looks like someone bigger headed with the statue.

It's what I heard. I don't know. Well, we have a dead body in the middle of the street and I think there's a gun of block away. I don't believe in violence. Kids class. That's wrong. I believe in Jesus. That's what I believe in.

Okay. So yeah, so I could record it, record it, record it. And chance like, well, they want to be the recorded. And I said, no, so you have up to a year. So we've got that. We've got up to a year. So then Kelly is now telling everything to her boyfriend, Brian. And this is how she tells. This is the official, her official side of the story. Oh, well, we were doing something like Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong I really have no fucking idea. Don't know what that is. Don't know what you're saying.

So then all of a sudden, I mean talk about like a change of tune. So now that like Kelly is on her way out, you know, it's like now it's like a lot. You got to pull in your allies. So Shannon's like, wow, let me tell you all something that I know about traveling when she'll like her you know I've had my issues with her but there's one thing that is sure fire fun when we travel there's one person who is that I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad.

I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad.

I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad.

I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I'm so sad. I can't hate on that. Yeah. Although I would have liked five guys. Uh, I'm sorry. No, I don't like five guys anymore because... You do the food or the cons of it. Five guys used to have... That's why you should never talk over a venue. I'll say on the podcast.

I don't like five guys because they used to... One of the features of that place was they had peanuts, and then you would open the peanuts and just throw the shells on the ground. And I just felt so powerful being like, oh yeah, littered. Oh yeah, did it. Like, rippling in my own littering. This one time, I went to five guys and I was like, I can't believe all these guys want to date me. They even pulled out their peanuts, okay? And I was like, why? One have a double, as in me, my best friend's last daughter, Avril, Kai?

I'll take an ageless burger. That would be great. Hi there, five guys. This is a Vicky Gavocic colleague just to put it in order. Five guys. Okay. I'm putting it in order for Kelly Klemovich. I mean, sorry, Kelly Todd. It's order for Kelly Todd. She's ordering 10 guys. Okay, could

you do that? Yeah. Hi. This is Vicky Gumbasson. Is this five guys? Oh, is this the place where you guys have trains with Kelly Todd? Okay, great. Thanks. Bye. Get it off. Get a job. So Shannon sees Vicky and she goes, I, brought you to Gila and exchange for burger! So now she's like in party mode and they start cacling and then proceed to get wasted and just roll all over the bed together cacling. And now it's Trace Amigos plus baby. That's what Gina is.

Yes, which of course, there's no offense is taken at that. Yeah, that's okay to be the baby in that situation. I mean, Bronwyn made you a little sister. They made you like a vomiting pooping in your pants baby. And you're not mad, come on. So the next day, Gong! We get a shot of the Gong.

And then, why don't I write shit like this, Dan? Talk about the Gong. So Bronwyn calls her kids, the other villagina's brushing her teeth. I'm like, why, you guys really need to pump it up this episode, okay? You can't go from that to Gina brushing her teeth. Yeah, so basically Kelly wants- I've been thrills out of my- I've been thrills out of my- So then, you know, Kelly is like, okay, I've got to call Shannon.

She's like, she's like, oh, I know what she's gonna say, she's gonna say, all I've been nice to you, all I've been nice to you, oh, oh. And they're all laughing at her. And then it cuts to Shannon going, oh, I've been nice to that girl. So Tamara calls up Kelly and Tamara's like, God, why are you yelling at me?

Why are you yelling at me? And Kelly's like, I wasn't yelling at me? Why are you yelling at me? And he was like, I wasn't yelling at you. He was yelling at Shannon, she's doing bitch. Shannon then, middle of the gets like bull, joy is like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, thinking there because I'm not coming over there, I think it there. We will keep Vicki in her room. Which now begins,

which now begins this like amazing 10 minute segment of like random cutaways to Vicki being in bed being like. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I think this has been the best use of Vicki Gumbelson in years. Just like, no, just have it like any random scene and just cut to Vicki in a bag going, just put her into the news, you know, like some headline comes up and Vicki going, so Vicki comes out in her bra like,

and time is like, you're saying that, you're saying that, you're saying that. So all the girls come over and Shannon's like, now, before we start, Kelly, I just want to have a civil conversation. I have been looking forward to this trip for a long time. Like doing like mimeing everything that she's saying. And you show nothing but disrespect. And let me show you I was feeling very up. And now I'm feeling very down. We've been doing to the elevator, to the elevator. We even do EING! To the elevator, to the elevator!

I didn't even know there were stairs there! It's being a constant disrespect and then you, and then we get to the ritual and you thought it would be funny to take a mallet and hit me and break my skull. That wasn't nice. I have never in my life had someone speak to so cool to me as last night and then you said you called it. I called it. I called it. I called it. I called it! I called it! Called it! And then Gina...

I knew this was how you were gonna react. I knew it! And then Gina even, like, she tries to step into it. She goes, Bekele, even if that had happened... You know what I'm not talking to you! Be quiet! Get some accomplishments! You know what? Good for you, Kelly. You're a fucking animal. I'm gonna walk someplace. I'm gonna roll my suitcase,, you're gonna be sorry. So it's like this is another level. Like I'm not allowed to speak to her

and then I'm not allowed to speak at NAMMov. This is so not Zen. So Koez is like, what do you want from me? What do you want? What do you want? Can we just be friends and move on with that? What the hell? Hi, hi, don't want you laughing. When the doctor says you have a mild concussion

and only 24 hours to live. You don't have a mild concussion? Now this is where I'm like, who's can we have been talking to? Because all of a sudden she's a doctor. She's like, you don't have a mild concussion because if you let a concussion, you're all the man who comes in because if you're not a concoction, you wouldn't be drinking! And one, this is why I love our listeners because someone reached out to us and said,

please mention at your show that in Iceland, after Vicki had her fake heart attack, that Shannon was being judgmental about Vicki drinking right afterwards. I love a good town hall meeting. That is just too much housewife shit to keep in my brain, man. The second they shit, it's like, and the third reunion is over. I'm like, So Kelly just keeps saying, Yeah, so Kelly just keeps saying like, you he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, So then guess what Shannon says. I have been nothing but a good friend to you. Hold it, hold it, hold it. She tell her he's like, no, you want a scheme?

And she's like, I have not skied at all. How can someone who's brain has half melted out of their head scheme? She's like, you're a skimmer! You're trying to get people to feel bad for you! She basically thinks that Shannon's a skimmer because she brought Vicki to this thing. And so, Shannon's like, my intention is healing. Yes, my intention is healing.

She's like, there's no healing in that. She's in, yes, my intention is healing. Yes, my intention is healing. Kelly's like, there's no healing in that. She's roomy fucking life. There's no healing in Mickey Gumbelson. Yeah. And Kelly makes a very good point. She's like, Sam, it's a skimmer, okay? I'll see if this is trying to make you feel bad first. And then everybody has to listen to her all the time.

Which is so saddened, you know. It's like Sam, how saddened saddened, you know. It's like saddened, manipulative, you know. And I get it so well, because I mean it's like so a mommy issue, you know, where it's like, oh, well, guess you're not going to make it on time for Christmas dinner, but it's okay. I just don't want you to be upset that you know that I'm heartbroken Because I know that you're sensitive real sensitive like So so this this fight is like a like it's just up here and then out of nowhere

Tamra somehow manages to like comment all down. It's crazy possum powers. So She's just like listen. We're all human beings some of us are hotter than other ones. Have we react differently especially when you're hot okay? So you know you should just say I hope you're okay okay and that's it and so basically they all calm down and all of a sudden like Kelly's just like well I'm just trying to be a better person for myself I just want to be a better person. Where did this come from? Yeah, because of what Kelly always does. Fuck you, you stupid, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no that like, oh, she's in like a sweet like, oh, and they're like, so then Kelly and Shannon hug.

And then Tim was like, okay, and now you can talk to Gina now. Oh my god, I fucking care about her. Oh. Oh. I have issues. So then Kelly goes to Gina and Gina's like, you know what? Oh no, Emily goes to talk to Gina first, right?

Well now it's round two of Emily and Gina, okay. Oh god. So, I mean this episode is so fucking epic. It's crazy. Like, so Emily, like, plops down on Gina's bed and she's like, you know what? I didn't sleep last night. Mainly because it was weird not having a little rat

to nestle up against. LAUGHTER But I still didn't sleep. And Tina's like, why? At which point, by the way, Emily then swings her legs up onto the bed, which have sneakers on. I was like, no. Well, please, it's Gina's bad. Bad. Step back. So she's bad. Bad. Step, rat. So, it's like you're a real sleep.

Just why didn't you sleep? Just because, because of everything that was said. I think there's something is going on with you. Here's what I think. I think something's going on and it possibly has something to do with you. You really fucking think so, Gina. This is the best. What the fuck is she been talking about to you this whole time? Like Gina, here's nothing. And she says it like it's like Emily's fault.

You know what I think? I think your marriage is falling apart and you've got a storm brewing under that fake that Spanilla of the smile and things are terrible and you got no one else to reach out to you and you know what? I'm hoping you're spilling my guts out of you. I know that, you just said what's wrong with her? Like be a friend to her. Terrible friend, you're a terrible friend. Like I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So then she's like, sorry that your life isn't working out great and you've hit some rough times, but rough times don't make you a shitty friend.

Like you call him as a shitty friend. Fuck off, like you're my friend. And then the genus are doing this thing where she's like, you know what Emily, you would there for me for one day, okay, one day. Like, I never talk about this shit. I'm like, bitch, you talk about this every single day. I mean, the Crystal Heeler is like, oh my God,

if I have to hear this again, I'm like going into corporate America. I know the Crystal Heeler is like, that crystal ran away last night. Ha ha ha ha. And Emily's like, this is so one sided. I mean, those girls treat you like shit for an entire year. And I'm saying, um, you're in hysterics for no reason

because you don't want to address the problem, which is just what she got mad at. At her saying, you're mad at me for no reason. Oh my god, this girl. Look, I have a court case right now, and I need you to be more sensitive to that. That's why I actually got you a pill that you to be more sensitive to that. That's why I actually got you a pillow that says, be more sensitive to that.

How about you be more sensitive to pedestrians? You wouldn't be in a fucking court case if you are fucking driving waste data for in the morning. Geez. I say, I say, I say. I mean, we're in the South. We can do that, right? Jesus, I mean,

I know that drunk driving takes a lot of practice and she's very young. But still, you got caught, I'm judging you. She's accomplished. So anyway, Emily. So Emily. So now Emily has had enough of this. And she's like, you know what, if you're so worried

about your fucking image, why are you drinking Bob's Achilla in the back with Shannon of that bus? And we see her drinking the tequila. And she's like, well, what about me? She's like, what about you? Why are you dancing for less for your father and not to anniversary? Fair question, fair question. Fair question. So it's like something that's going on with you

that you're not talking about. I was like, she told you, you're out. It's a fucking asshole, once a border. Something's going on with you, and instead of asking you, I'm just going to talk about me. OK, so. GONG GONG GONG GONG GONG GONG GONG GONG. So I'm talking to Gina.

So Emily's just like, fuck off, which is great. I love when Emily gets in that mood, and she's moved that arm around, you know. Yeah. So she storms off to the closet lighting. This is where we go into that. Okay. So then the bunny is terrified again outside. They just keep showing us this bunny going like this.

Yeah. So now, so now Gina's there. Gina's just taking it from Emily. And then Kelly pokes her head and she's like, okay I'm ready to talk to you now, you stupid dork. So Kelly has such a way with words, okay. So Gina sees her coming. I do not even think I have the strength for this right now in my entire body.

I'm not even joking, which is why I have a pillow that says I'm not even joking. Brahm was like, oh, I guess I'll change my chalkboard. Guess that wacky phrase is stolen. Thanks for that tip, mother. So Kelly goes, well, I didn't planning on getting gang-bang today either. Bad choice of words with this situation going on, but... God, I'd like to snort a little truth. So, then, Gina's like, you never even listened to what I have to say.

I do listen, but you'll come at me, you do. And Gina's like gearing up to be like, okay, say. I do listen, but you come at me you do And Gina's like gearing up to be like okay, we're gonna fight and Kelly just goes like this We're gonna fight okay, okay How about you guys like all right, I give up so then Gina Yes, this is where she starts crying She's like this stuff going on right now that you don't even know, and I'm afraid to tell you, because you'll use it against me. Like, even when you're not there at Annabelle's party, Vicki came in and she said there were all these rumors

about you. Whoa. I know we got another flashback to that party, where it's like a child's party, and like, all the adults are like normal, and then Gina has like a Facebook cat makeup. Yeah. Video. We know a lot. We know a lot.

I mean, I heard it. I heard that we know a lot. I know a lot. I think we know a lot. I know a lot. I know a lot. Hey, Paradise. Put up a parking lot.

I know a lot. So Gina's like, and they told us right to what things, a scary, scary face. Start talking about it. My kids at Christy's, Mommy can do it. My kids at Christ is the mommy. Can I just go with the moon? A, change your number.

Yeah. B, block your children from calling you. Do you know how bad I want to get my sister's phone and just say block? It's like it's private time. We're getting drunk right now. I don't want to do your kids' algebra homework. Press block.

Until later, until later. So now Kelly has now dialed down, and now she's at Consiliator. So she's like, oh, oh, oh, you're shaking right now. Oh, oh, oh, you're shaking like a thing person. Big, a big, a big, unaccomplished shake. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, friend. She's like, oh my God, do you want some Xanaxxers? I mean, do you want some Xanaxxers? Some think of got a lot of things.

I mean, what do you want? Did you see the clip that people were posting of her own watch what happens? No, I did not see someone. I didn't see the whole clip. It's someone asked like, what about the drug allegations and such, whoah! I mean, I prescribed that out of all stuff

because I have a DD and then, he's like, what about this annex? And she goes, yeah! I'm like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, stuck, I'm stuck strong with me! So then, yeah, so Kelly Hogs are, and Gina's like, I'm just, I'm not used to sharing. I've kept this shit in for years, like, fly years, you know, which is like, because I haven't told someone about 30 minutes. So yeah, it's been fly years. I've kept this bottled up for years.

I was like, you've cried about it five times today. What are you talking about? So then Emily is now talking with Bronwyn about Gina and everything and she's like, I didn't want to cancel Vegas. I wanted to prove that I could get a third dance, you know? Like, I feel like someone stabbed me in the heart right in the coleslaw.

LAUGHTER Is there a snack in an app room? I mean, I danced with my father in law. She was never there. I did it for me. I did it for me. I did that step touch for me. All I wanted to do was show that I'm confident.

Okay, I was really nervous and didn't show that. I wanted to show that I could remember Dan's step. Okay, I didn't really prove that either. Okay, I really don really prove that either. Okay, I really don't remember why I was there, but she should have been there. Is there a snack or a nap room? Where's that yours? Where's that yours?

So then Bronwyn finds Tamara outside. Tamara just who's stirred up pretty much, she's been a hand in everything going wrong today. It's like to sow Tamara. She's that's the only way she's peaceful, you know? It's like eating off a little baby head and she's like, ah, found them calm. Taken stuff into sunset.

So she's outside and Bronwyn comes out. Bronwyn, so they split up to do their hippie-dippy shit. Bronwyn and Gina are doing a meditation walk. They're gonna get girls, they're gonna do it like a hanging upside down yoga. Yeah, Yolanda Foster style. Remember that episode. So yeah, so Gina and Brahmin are doing this labyrinth,

which of course made me imagine Gina being in the movie labyrinth. Just being like, we guess Toby, where's the goblin king? I believe in the baby with the power. What power, the power of voodoo, voodoo and just here take the baby, get out of the labyrinth, get out. That lady married the goblin king.

So I don't remember that movie. I'm just like, why would you bring up a goblin king to Shane's wife? The goblin king. So yeah, so we have the women are doing aerial yoga. There's this labyrinth thing. We're basically, I mean, the labyrinth thing is just, you know, Gina and Bronwyn start to cry. And you know, it's sort of, it is sad.

I mean, Gina's like, really, don't we're gonna get back together, but I guess not. I even bought a pill that said together, but he bought one that said, no bitch, and I guess I don't know. Yeah. Do you see me scrolling here?

This is where I'm at with Gina. Gina, walking and crying about her fucking husband. Swipe, swipe. Okay, so let's go to the agave center where we've got a new lady for me to hate on. Mary Grace. She's like, my name is Mary Grace. That is not your fucking name. That's like a porn person. My name is Dick Bigley. I'm gonna have a really porny name. That's like a porn person. He's like, my name is Dick Bigley or whatever. I'm like, I'm in porn. I'm going to have a really porny name. I'm in wellness. My name's

going to be Grace. Shut up, mate. I'm in the Mary Grace. I'm not saying there are no Mary Grace. I'm saying that the bitch who works at the wellness center is like, Janice Smith, you know? That's our like, that's our wellness name. Look at that, fight me. Yeah, Janice Smith. We're onto you, Janice Smith. You're not Mary Grace. I'm hating Mary Grace. She literally does nothing but be nice to people.

I know, like, fuck you with your biggest victim in the this episode. I'm on a pisspa. Welcome to yoga. So Gina's like still talking who cares. Okay, so Ariel yoga. So they do their class. They do their class.

I'm gonna help you out here. Thank you, I just wrote, we're gonna only as a disaster, it hurts my back. That's why I know. That was Emily. Emily was the one who was like, fuck this. I want snacks. So, we see them do the yoga and everything.

And then, like, Mary Grace is like, that was great by, and so Mary Grace leaves, which is like, that's like the bravo thing, right? That people just like leave their own business to let these people talk. Like, I'm gonna be a brown street in Starbucks. So the women are all just sitting there. It's like nice, things are like finally calm.

And Vicki's like, so Emily, how was your Vegas thing? Doing tamer voice doesn't matter. And tamer, tamer of, is like, oh yeah, why didn't you invite us? It's like, oh, here come the mean girls. And they're all sitting on a bench, and Emily's on the ground. So it's like, even more mean girl,

because she's like looking up at them. And I was like, just after she got told off by Mary Grace the evil bitch who was like, uh, because Emily was like, my phone, you just hear Creek, which is probably added in by the sound people, because Emily was like, my phone, you just hear creek, which is probably added in by the sound people because they're shitheads and we all know. Uh, but they added in a creek and then the teacher goes, you're making me worry here. I miss that.

I miss that. I miss that. Judgey Mary Grace. Uh, so yeah, I'm like, I didn't think that you guys would want a quote of Vegas. And time was like, wow! I don't understand. I mean, just because we ridicule you all the time

and exclude you from events, why wouldn't we want to go? I just wanted to make sure that people were gonna be supportive. And say, oh yeah, I like resending! If you didn't want to say go, whatever. I'm like, yeah,, I like resend them. If you're a dino, I'm gonna say, go, whatever. I'm like, yeah, what part of you not being invited says she didn't want you to be there.

I'm going to Kelly, now Kelly's the translator. I love when Kelly suddenly gets calm. And it's like, no, I think it's because you blocked her from social media. And then she tried to reach out to you, but then you didn't respond. And she said that you make fun of her, Tamara, like you call her Shrek.

I mean, even I wouldn't do that. No. Tamara goes, I have never once called you Shrek. And here comes, and here comes the footage of Tamra saying, oh my God, when she got the angrily, she's like, shrek, just one big shrek, not even Fiona, full on shrek, and a little donkey in there too. Well, you're not like into me,

you don't want to get to know me, it's like you always have something against you and kind of like us, she feels like you guys don't put forth the effort. The little crystal runs and jumps back in her hand. It's like, who are you right now? It's like you always shut me down. And, Tamara's like, Well, I cock a clasp,

yeah, I just thought up an hub. That's really hard for me to get close to you. I just wanna know what's going on with you. What's going on that big, shrek face of yours? And so, Tamara goes, I'm about as real as it gets. I'm like, you have more plastic than this water bottle right here. And then Vicki, Emily's like, okay, I'm gonna choose to believe you right now. And then just like, we'll move forward from here.

And Vicki's like, but I just wanted to say that, you know, I think it's a grip of lit it. Like, you know, we could put it. You know what I mean? It's not like any of us have intentions of hurting each other or anything like that. And then Kelly's like, oh, you have no intentions of hurting each other.

You asked for dirt on me, that's intentions. You're lying again, you're lying. I'm trying to be part of the love train. Oh, sorry Kelly. You did it, you just did it right there. Kelly, you're getting off the tracks now. Come back, come back. Stop it! I'm track. Sorry, not creative. I just needed to say it.

So I say, I never did that. I never did that. And then six weeks earlier, I think it's like, I don't know what to say. I'm going to say it. I just needed to say it. So I said, I never did that. I never did that. And then six weeks earlier, I think he's like, I know both of them said. I feel like Vicki's got flow from progressive, just tied up in the trunk in the back seat. You know, it's like I did a kill that bitch. Like Vicki is so diabolical. She is so fucking evil.

She is. She is. And so finally, Kelly's like, woo! And she storms out. You're a whacked door! Woo! What happens to her? We'll have to wait till next week. That brings us to the episode of The Rottweather Boys County. You guys, we're awesome. Yeah, we did it!

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