Watch What Crappens - RHOC: All's Wellness That Ends Wellness

Episode Date: October 2, 2019

The ongoing (and hilarious) feud between Kelly Dodd and Vicky Gunvalson reaches a drunken head this week on "The Real Housewives of Orange County." Will any of the women finally find wellness at the wellness retreat? Listen to our recap to find out. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from The Real Housewhere as a kitchen island, just a cartoon. You can watch on YouTube, further that side I hope. And joining me is the wonderful and hilarious and lovely Ronnie Karam. What's going on Ronnie? Hi! We are so excited because it's Orange County days. We're going to recap that and so much is going on with the podcast. We just announced this morning that we're going to Austin, Texas where we had two of our most iconic shows ever. We did one of our very first or live shows there several years ago. We called it Crap Bike Crap West. So this will be Crap Bike Crap West too. So we're really excited. We're going to the North Door.

It's actually a pretty small venue. The pre-sales happening now, and the reason why it's a small venue is because there's not going to be a lot of tickets. So if you want to come see us, the tickets go on sale this Friday, October 4th, but the pre-sales going on now for Patreon members. So be sure to get your tickets because, again, this is a pretty small venue.

And then the very next day, we're going to Houston. So because, again, this is a pretty small venue. And then the very next day, we're going to Houston, so it's going to be a big Texas weekend for the two of us, which is awesome. And then next weekend, we are having a big Atlanta weekend. We are going to Atlanta, Georgia, going back to City Winery, we're doing two shows in one night. The first show, we're recapping Real House House of Dallas. The second show, we are recapping a classic, classic, super classic New York episode.

That's right. Real House House of New York. We're recapping the Ray episode. We call it the Ray episode. Season 8 episode 7. It's the episode where Ray made his one and only appearance and said, he's trash, trash. It's also the episode where Bethany sat down, Sony Morgan said, you know what, you got a cheated brand, you know, you never got anyone in business, okay, you're stupid, you're a slut, I hate you, get out of here, okay? Oh my God, I don't think that was one of the most enraging episodes I've ever watched. I mean, it took me like two years to get over that episode of Bethany. I was fear.

It was absolutely, I remember watching that episode and feeling like it was just immediately one of the best episodes that New York has ever given us. And so we're really excited to do that in Atlanta, live, it's gonna be huge. Also, by the way, I'm still in New York, I'm recording out of my childhood bedroom. So if there are weird Skype issues, blame rural Westchester, New York. So that's what you could do. So I'm sorry,

by the way, if there's weird connections or if the video is choppy because we're doing crap and it's on demand, you could do that at patreon.com slash watch for crap and also real quickly, let me just go through more of these concert dates, real quick concert. Oh my god. What am I? Some cabaret, sir. All right, Taylor. So here are the other shows. We're going to Chapel Hill, Richmond, Virginia, Tampa, Florida, Fort Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago, New York, St. Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle. We got our big Golden Crappies Awards show in LA in the new year, Detroit, Columbus. And as we said, Austin and Houston, go to watchcraftpins.com, forget those tickets. It's just amazing.

And the other thing, Ronnie, tell everyone the big news. Oh, we finally have new merch and it's real housewives of Orange County themes. So we've got tons of new stuff and Alice, but mostly we've got a ton of stuff. So first is the Shannon Bulldoer shirt. And you can also get that as tight as leggings, because you know, it was on the show tonight. They had leg

with their faces on them. So if you want your own leggings with Shannon's face with the bowl on her head, go for it. We also have coffee cups now and mugs and water bottles and stuff. We've also got a twerp shirt, a dork shirt, dork! And a taco salad shirt.

So those are all up over at crappinsomearch.com. They're a limited time. Okay, it's taking us a long time to get a new salad shirt. So those are all up over at crapandsummerch.com. They're a limited time. Okay, it's taken us a long time to get a new one up. So go get those now. Yeah. So that's all the housekeeping for today's episode. When all else fails, go to watchcrapands.com. And now let us turn our attention to Orange County

where these women are still at the Meher Vollvers or where it feels like they've been there for like Five weeks and it's just been excellent. I've just been relishing in it and we are back in this Tucson adventure at the Wellness retreat and this week the producers decide to sort of like jazz it up a little bit because Instead of doing the typical like previously on Orange County, they have this like inception music where it's like You know like previously when downtown Los Angeles was decimated by robots I know just blurry pictures of Vicky's face changing over the years like Vicky and Tamra's new faces like coming in and out like the inception of face Vicky's face open inception all the guy and Austin green not Brian Austin green what's his face just floating through the hallway of Vicky's face?

What's his name again? Leonardo the Caprio no, no not the one-wise. I was Brian Austin green, but isn't Brian Austin green Brian Gordon levitt? Jason Gordon levitt someone who's in love with that many names can just fuck off I'm never gonna remember that many names. That's like named privilege, okay? I'm not gonna sit here and learn all your names pick a name Be well as we like recite like every single day for like every single day expecting people to remember our con our show dates I keep saying concerts whoa what's that what a sense of entoydlement? I have okay?

No, we don't expect people to remember. That's where we repeated over and over again. We know you ain't gonna remember? Yes. So anyway, so it's like 20 hours earlier, and then we just see Shannon, let's seeing them all get off the bus or whatever. And like, oh, we're so excited to be here. We're just gonna get well, let's be great.

Ha, ha! 18 hours earlier, dong! 15 hours earlier. DONG! 15 hours earlier. AAH! My eyes are a little blue. I can only see out of one eye. And when I take my hand off of it, I can see. But when I have my hand, oh my eye, I can't see out of it.

What? I don't know. They're like 18 hours earlier. Oh my bowl! 17 hours earlier. Oh my bowl! 17 hours earlier. Oh my eye! 16 hours earlier. My elbow fell off!

15 hours earlier. Where's my feet? I blocked my toe! Oh, oh, oh, oh! It's like every hour something new is wrong with Sam. I can't believe they shift me off to the planet Venus. I can't live here. I only have three hours left to live in these

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David, I'm on the Chandler and I don't know how to get back to Earth. By the way, if I mention that we're recording this at night. Okay, so this is an extraordinarily loopy podcast. It is. Suits loops. Suits loops. Yeah, because I'm still on it. Soaps loops. Soaps loops. Yeah, because I'm too long. Soaps loops.

Okay. Oh, you know what? Since we barely even got into the episode, I have something that's like relevant to Knights Up to what we're talking about and to our podcast, which is nice. Um, two hours ago on Sochal Medea, guess what? Tamra Judge posted on her Instagram. Wow. Wow. Well, let me back it up.

In case you haven't been listening to this show for the past week, for some reason, there have been some like repeated derogatory references to Temecula California. You know, I basically, I've sort of like, I basically like ended to the McKenzie childs of California, which is so rude because it's like a perfectly beautiful place. But I'm like making, I like, I had some rant where I was like, who goes to Simecula? Like that's what the worst wine is. You know, I had like a moment where I was like railing

on Temecula, right? Really rude. And I'm sorry to the Temeculans, but I did that and I own it. But I ultimately I was sort of like though, but you know, like if you're gonna get wine in California, you go to like Santa Barbara or Napa two hours ago on Tamar Judges Instagram Need recommendations planning a girl's wine tasting trip to Tamecula

Of course you are in your black and white checkered car probably. Yes, of course you are of course you are Car probably yes, of course you are of course you are I'm not even that mad at mecula, but I feel like to make it was now trying to find ways to make me mad at it I feel like to meculism the Vicky to my Kelly I know well I was feeling guilty a week because people are like why are you guys talking on to meculine? I'm like, I don't know like I've literally never been there. It's just a funny day, and I'm an ignorant person, you know But this gives me reason now I have a reason. Fuck off to Macula, okay? Either you put up a wall to keep tamar out or I don't believe in you. That being said, Temecula has an amazing corn maze. Although,

I feel like they stopped doing it. Maybe that's why I have this anger towards Temecula because they stopped doing the corn maze that I like. I don't know. I've got to research that, because I made the trek down there for the corn maze. I did. The corn maze. Oh gosh, a lot of people are allergic to corn now. Okay, and gluten. Lots of things. They're gonna have like gluten-free mazes now.

You gotta go too. Whoa, gluten-free mazes. I don't even wanna involve myself without, okay? Okay, so we're back in that little area on the bench after I guess they were hanging upside down for that yoga or whatever fucking crazy housewise bullshit they were doing. And there's there in the middle of that fight where Vicky's like, what, what, what I do? What I say, what I say and Kelly's like, really? Vicky's like, you like it, you're liar Kelly, Kelly, you're liar, you like it, you're a liar, Kelly. Kelly, you're a liar. You like it, you like it, you like it, get liar pets.

Okay, liar, liar pets, off air. Woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, woh, wait, wait, wait, you're my jump carry movie, right? You're my favorite jump carry movie right now. LARLEIER, okay! I'm here, I'm from zero to here, uh, zero to here, uh, okay. LARLEIER And Kelly just responds as Kelly would. You're a fucking whack job! And LARLEIER

And she basically storms off. So she's storms off because she just can't deal with Vicki anymore. And Vicki's like, I mean, you know, she's got a bad reputation because of her, not because of me. Okay, that's because of her that I chance a bad reputation. I mean, she can't even go to Doddow's school. Yeah, yeah, that's right. And I'm not making up that rumor. I'm just repeating it and ruining her reputation with it. But she dreams about her room and her reputation's ruined, okay? And then everyone shocked that Vicki would say something

like that. And Tamer was doing this thing where she's like puts her hard ass tongue against her lips. She's like, yeah, she's like, do I think Hank is her? She's like just touching each side of her lips. And then the straw. And then the straw. And basically everyone looks at

Vicky like we're not gonna indulge in this. Like this is ridiculous. Vicky wants again coming up with bullshit. So everyone's like we are not gonna touch this. So of course Tamra says, what do you mean she can't go to a doctor's school? I mean he bit a lot. I mean she actually can't stop on the property of the school. Like, what are you saying? She can't go to the school. Well, you know what, here's what. And she just moves her mouth and blinks her eyes a lot. She said, yeah, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,

she starts like, she starts stammering. What I do, she's stammering, but not making any noise at the same time. So she's like pantomimeing stammering. She's like, it's almost not making any noise at the same time. So she's like pantomiming stammering. She's like, it's almost like a goldfish. And her ass is just flink flink flink, a goldfish. Yeah, it's like a camera just sitting on a goldfish tank

and then being fast forwarded. And Emily's like, you know, do you know, do you actually know what she did? And like, what are you saying, thinking and thinking? Oh my god, I don't even know, it's schematics, okay, schematics. Just the schematics. Okay, let's just say that. I'm like You found some blueprint of the school me and and and the school has like a zone that's like an anti-cali zone What do you mean schematics that doesn't make sense?

But it's a good reputation. I didn't move the reputation. I did do it! I did do it! But it's been a reputation, I didn't move to reputation. I did do it, I did do it! So then we go to Kelly, he's angrily ordering. Only Kelly could angrily order Buffalo Brussels sprouts. Yeah. She's in her village and she's like, what's a Buffalo Brussels sprouts? Yeah!

Yeah, dude! So Emily comes over and Emily's like, Hi, why would you scare me at the door like that? I'm already on edge. Like Emily should be on commercials for Xanax because I've never seen, and then you know, like when you're coming down from Xanax and you need more and then you're just angry,

like when she threatened to kill people, that's what Emily's like. And you know, I relate. So anyway, they try to scare her. I'm so scared. Why would you do that? So by the way, guess what Vicki just said about you. Yeah.

She goes, so Vicki said that you're not even allowed on Jolie's school. And Kelly goes, I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too. I'm too.

She insane. She insane! She insane! She's an insane person! She's an insane person right now, Madison! She's an insane person! She's just segues into Austin. She's like grabbing her dick. You want me to call the school?

You want me to call them? I'm gonna call all these school! Michael! Michael! I love this. She still calls Michael whenever something blows up. She still calls me. He's still on speedbouts I'm like Michael Michael

Love the Brussels Bouts and my love to go to Jolly school man He's like no you're absolutely allowed to go into Jolly school I think it says I'm not allowed to go into Jolly school She says fucking psycho path. She's insane. She's insane right now. We're the fucking Buffalo Brussels brats Are they from Buffalo or from Brussels? I don't even know anymore. She's fucking right now. Where the fucking buffalo Brussels sprouts? Are they from Buffalo or from Brussels? I don't even know anymore. Just fucking ruining my repetitions. And he's always sounding like he's got a gun to his head when he's called to the stand in a Kelly phone trial. He's like, um, you have absolutely no B issue being around Jolie or her school

or anywhere that Jolie is located at any moment of the day, please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me. He's basically like a DMV phone menu at this point. He's like, to agree that you did the right thing, press one. Beep. You did the right thing. For more, press zero. Beep. And I support you.

For more, press zero. You did absolutely nothing wrong to verbally assault me even though we have been divorced for over a year. Press nine. So we cut back to the other girls and Tamer's like Becca you can't say that. That's not that back. You can't look at me. I'm good. Jesus you cannot say that.

That's not that. That's. Hard tongue hard tongue hard time. Hard time. Well, there was a lady sitting next to me. Okay. And there was lady. It was in the hairdresser.

Okay. And the lady was sitting next to me and the daughter goes to school with Shirley and she was next to me getting her hair done. And she said, she said, Kelly's not nice, okay? And I didn't tell anybody that. I didn't tell anybody. I didn't tell anybody that. Yeah, no, no, I was at the hairdresser. And this woman, she looked me right in the eye, right in the eye. And she said, Vicki, you're awesome. Kelly can't even walk on the ground with Jolie is in school and you're great and your hair is great It's like a Vicki where you're just looking at the mirror at the hair salon. You're just talking to yourself, weren't you?

Because I was next to a lady in a salon and she said, Drick, could you Shelby? That was like Drick, could you Shelby? I mean, it's just still magnolia now Vicki, okay? Come on. It's like no, no, you don't get the juice get a job get a job get off the floor I haven't even seen still like no reference it so much that I figured it out I know how have you still not seen still Magnolia? I'm at this one I'm just fucking with you can we solve it see now? Can we just watch it the next time we go on a little trip We can watch the press play at the same time and we'll just like laugh at each other on the plane until we cry

Oh, I'm afraid yes, like laugh at each other on the plane until we cry. Oh, I'm afraid. Yes, I'm afraid to watch on a plane. I don't know if I you know, I'm, you know, I'm an easy cry as it is. And then you're an even, and when you're in, in the air, you're an even easier cryer. So then I don't, I saw an annoying on it. Yeah, I saw it every time. It'll be fun.

But most of it's not sobby. It's mostly hilarious. Okay. Okay. So Vicki's a, a tim timers like how could she set up Bob's like that this she's like what and she goes she can't But everything you have I feel that sad

You know if you let's say that you can't be there. But you're in bus stop up. Were you in bus like? We're in bus like The train the train to bus like can't read everything in here. Okay, we're in Basleic. I have your Basleic. Basleic. Basleic. So now Kelly is eating said buffalo sprouts or rough buffalo Brussels sprouts and she's she's angrily eating those sprouts. Mark Ruffalo sprouts. Yeah, that doesn't sound good. I know. And I like Mark Ruffalo, but he wants to eat them. Well, my cousin

told me a story about Mark Ruffalo this weekend and it changed my opinion I have to say I have to say but I'm not gonna get into it. It's a douchebag in real life My cousin had an had an altercation with him apparently so I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know if you don't say yourself if you didn't hear a Why are you repeating these about mouth graph flow, okay? Separating Mark Ruffalo's life You guys Mark Ruffalo is not allowed to go to school. Where Julia's, okay? It's it's Mark Ruffalo does trains. That's what he does

He literally does trains which is gonna be a new movie for Pixar. I bet it's gonna call trains with Mark Ruffalo and my cousin was Matt, my cousin was at the end. There it is. There's the whole story. Just kidding. Wow, you just downed your cousin and Mark Ruffalo and trains. Yeah, I just ruined everything. Commissions. Here comes one right now. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellaside.

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she can't even stop. She's like the minute I leave. She's like the fly. She goes that Wow Wow, Vicki's just sitting on the floor of the villa listening because it's all on speaker she went wow wow wow wow wow Leave me alone. Okay. Yeah, I guess you tell her to leave me a little water She has a quite order. So like a timer is like, I told her and Kelly's like, what's next? My murderer? Go ahead. Oh, and she just keeps furiously eating those Brussels sprouts while she yells and it just reminds me of when people are like staring at a Serial box while they're eating cereal. That's just what Kelly does. She eats cereal She just calls people and yells at them. That is such a good observation She has an invisible cereal box in front of her It's like when you sit there and you eat it

But you're reading some stupid shit on the back of the box. You're like why am I reading this? Why can't they give me better content and the maze is always way too easy Corn maze yeah, what about Mario? Shoot on my glass of meat. God. Oh God, so Tamra's so now she Tamra has the phone and she's like we all taught Vicki She can't say those things. She can't say things like schematics and school Anything that starts with SCH. We're like stop it. Stop it. You know Kelly just going not She's like, we just do bitch. She's a dwarf. She's a dwarf. She's a dwarf. So then Tamra of course Just gives the phone to Vicki, which of course is gonna escalate the situation

Yeah, cuz Kelly's like she's a psycho and Vicky's uh Kelly Kelly Kelly at that psycho at that psycho, okay I'm about she goes you are psycho you lying pig bitch She just hangs up and just gives Vicky a strong case of the I did it. Get a job. What what someone get a job. No, I'm not pickin' sides Yeah, you're picking sides. You got some of some of those kind of big sides. Shannon's like Look at this trip. Oh, I'm ruined in Vicky's since what you know what why would Emily? Why would Emily do that? Why would she go back and tell her? I mean that's repeating things. I would never repeat something like that the McGurd friends said to her to scream

You just did, Big E, Jesus So fine as not you repeating I thought it was okay to pile onto Emily. No, not anymore. What happened? What changed? Yeah, we'd be nice to Emily today. Okay, cuz so what update me? Okay, I'm out of here two hours Tamers like I'm so sick of being stuck in the middle I'm like if you're always stuck in the middle, chance that you're always putting yourself there and yourself in the middle there,

madame, to macula. And then, it doesn't even know, I don't even know what that means. But, I'm going to macula. I'll go with that. It feels withering. Yeah, Tim. It feels like a wine created from a very dry, dry vine.

Madam, so when I went to Temecula, so I went to the Corn Maze. And then afterwards I went wine tasting, so I was like, well, I'm done with the Corn Maze. Like, there's supposed to be wineries around here. So I went to the wine, to one of his wineries and it's like shaped to be like a medieval Gothic sanctuary, but like, it's got like goblins and gnomes and crystal balls in it I was like stop it stop it to make you stop it yeah stop to make you stop it to cameras every night this you know champions like this is so classic so Emily it's like I'm

like goes to the other house and she's like well oh no she's still over there and she's like maybe I shouldn't, goes to the other house and she's like, well, oh no, she's still over there. And she's like, maybe I shouldn't have said anything. I didn't want to have said you. I just, I just wanted to know if it was true. And they're like, oh, and they're like, you listen, it's gonna get out anyway. Sort of like Shane, when he sees that you're home, he's just gonna get out of there, okay?

So then, low from Laguna Beach comes by with bloody marries. I was like, that's so good to see her again. I was really happy. Oh my gosh, she did have low face. She was totally low like that is low Low was there. She's like well, I tried tried my hand at Hollywood and then didn't work out So I'm back in Orange County and now I'm serving you guys bloody Mary's and tacos Yeah, I said hey guys. I got your bloody Mary's like hello and Kelly goes this my gym That's my gym So This is my gym. So they started talking about like...

No, it's, you know, it's, I was about to make a really bad observation, and I think that the Skype connection issue sort of saved all of us from it, so it's okay, we'll move forward. Well, now you have to say it. I mean, what the hell, and that we're all gonna, like, be wondering what the hell you were trying to observe. Okay, fine. My observation was, didn't it look like it was annoyingly cold in the villas? Like, it felt like it reminded me of like when you're in someone's house,

you're like, why is it that it's just so cold in here? Why can't we turn the heat up a little bit? You know? Yeah, well, because people like hippies are always trying to save the earth so they don't turn on like air conditioning or heating You know, it's like I'm saving the earth like how about stop dropping babies, okay? That's the biggest pollutant ever okay baby dropper I don't know about that children. That's like my only response to littering. I'm like you litter you had a child Okay, your children create the most litter of all You had a child. Sure, children create the most litter of all. Human beings create the most litter of all.

So Emily, yeah, so they're just talking about what an asshole Vicki is. And Bronwyn's like, are you going to the be high thing? Of course. Why are you dragging Beyonce into this? So Kelly's not going to go, because they're going to do some sort of urban beekeeping. I guess it's not urban, sorry, it's just regular beekeeping. And just classic rural beekeeping, the kind you would see in Temecula, except in Temecula, they probably keep you a bunch of wasps and they're like, look at the honey we made.

Like you didn't make honey, you just have a bunch of wasps there and I'm getting done. I know Temecula is just like a big fly pit. They're like, look at the bees, those are flies Temecula. Those are flies, that's a landfill. Okay, They did not make honey. They're decomposing things. Yeah, they're like a So grand canyon. That is a landfill. Stop. Just ragging to make it. Or Temecula. Yeah, never be Temecula.

Tamer's show. Temecula. Where we finally get dismembered, limbed lamb by the crowd. B-keepers. So, they all go to Shannon's villa to meet for this B-keeping thing. And Shannon's like, you guys aren't wearing the leggings. I sent you all the text. We're gonna have fun with the leggings that I bought. Look at me with my tight little smile saying totally happy and not angry at all leggings.

We are a group of friends. And if you're sad, if you're having a fight with someone, get over it. Okay, just like the way I got over the fact that I have permanent vision loss in my left eye due to having a manful drops in my head by Kelly God and honestly I I have to walk around with a armadillo a guide armadillo a guide a dillow that's what they call it and they make it out of me they see me walking down the street with the armadillo and I want to fight but then I lose my balance and the armadillo has to save me you think I like that you think I like

that my emotional support armadillo's me and my heart shout a little friend So Kelly is missing cuz she's naked in the jacuzzi back home And brawm with like she's just gonna jacuzzi and read a book guys and I was like I'm dying to see What book Kelly is reading cuz you know that Kelly is that girl who's been reading gone girl for 19 years, you know? Because you know that Kelly is that girl who's been reading Gone Girl for 19 years, you know Stupid she's last Who did it iron for out what was happening it is going on to this book But no, she's just like naked in the in the thing so they see the beehive guy the beehive keeper guy and Tim was like

Yeah, it's how let's actually appears some let's actually rest a bit. I'm a patch Yeah, yeah, hey Hi, and his name is Noel and he's like well the name of the game today is no Exposkin what what what he sort of last like He sort of laughs like crows at the clown. Wow. It's my attempt at a crows at the clown slash no laugh. So the name of the game today is no exposed skin. Well, that should not be a problem for me because I am dressed hand to toe because I still have some problem areas that I'm working on because of Vicky Gumbleson

Don't forget not about So Timer's like have a Cepi Kpa and then Shannon gets her tight smile Well, he's pretty good looking hello. I'm Shannon. Be sure Hello totally natural smile Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he's pretty good looking. Hello, I'm Shanik Pitor. Hello, totally natural smile. Well, natural. Here, not far. And yes, no, I do enjoy a sugary sauce

that I cast your pop. I do enjoy that. No, I'm just like, holy back gal. He's like, well, welcome. Few nuts and bolts things to talk. Shut up, no. And Tamer's like, um, to be nant, to be nant, a bad, and he's like, yeah, no skin, whatever. So Shan and tamer's like, um, to be near to be near the best and he's like, yeah, no skin whatever

Yeah, Shanagas. I like him. He's funny. I was like, he's funny. He's funny. I'm like he didn't crack a single joke, but fine Yeah, and tamer's like, oh, you sing on the It's like he has no in his name, Tamra. Leave him alone So it's shout I'm like I just all I said was that he's funny. I'd like I like him. I like a sour I all I want to do is just like jump it to bear with him and say David David David Oh, wait, I didn't say that loud. I don't know. It's this it's the brain injury. I can't help it We'll talk about this later batch when the seat's off. And she's like, yeah, head sweat, head sweat, hot air. So Shannon, of course, they put on their B-suits and Shannon's like,

my zipper is broken. Look, I have a exposure here. No. No. 40 to 15 negative thoughts about B bees thing me. No, save me God so they do be things and he explains bees and how there's drone bees and they he's like if you really knew what it was like to see What being the queen bee is like you would not want to be the Queen B because

really all she does is lay eggs and I couldn't believe that everyone didn't just stop and stare at Bronwyn for a minute. Just seven children, okay. Anyway, I guess this Bronwyn is totally into this. Somewhere to his bit of sounds. So yeah, so he's like so This is what happens, okay? Basically, the Queen Bee, she goes like in like the first day or two after this, she's been born. She goes flying up in the air and then like, she winds up taking 340 mates that have sex with her. And Tamer goes, she pulls a train! She pulls a train! I was like, oh my god, you're even shaming the Queen Bee.

Bitch, train! Bitch, train! shaming the queen bee. Bitch ran. Bitch ran. So apparently the queen bee goes up and mates with all these drone bees and he's like, and if you mate with the drone bee, it's the last thing you'll ever get due because she just rips it right off. I was like, so they're basically. I know. Talkies. I think I said talk to Steve Lodge about that.

B's. I think I said talk to Steve Lodge about that. So then we go after the B's, the name of my new album after the B's. The B's 50. So they're gonna go. I'm gonna turn off my microphone for this moment. Well, I'm gonna turn off my microphone to say. Did you guys hear it? Did you guys hear this news? I know you turned off your microphone. You're a kind person But if you watch this on crap is on demand you got to see it. Wow Money Perks one of those extra perks watching me sneeze. Where was I tapping? Hmm so back in the hot tub Kelly is calling Jolie and she's like, can you hear me? Look at me. I'm nicking in Arizona. Whoa, look Who is amazing?

Jolie's like cool mom. Does there anything important to talk about? Yeah, Vicki's being an asshole. She said I can't go to your school She's like mom, that's ridiculous. Of course you can come to my school. It's just the drama classes You're not allowed to come to But only because you riddety will everyone in them and people are sensitive Dwarf dwarf dwarf. Why would you even want to do that? You can come to my school Don't but you can if you wanted to look at me. I'm digging. I'm just kicking in life, bro It's kicking in live bro. You know, kick it in. Can I go now?

Why do I have to be a cabaret guy? I have to get myself for the music man. I thought you were taking tennis classes. Yeah, I'm going back to Ivan Lindel tennis right now. You better So she just walked Kelly's just like bored. Because she hasn't ever to talk to her anything to do. So she just walks around the hot tub she goes, oh yeah, this feels good right here. I have a jet ride on my vagina. Oh yeah. So now back over with beekeeping. Everyone's ready to go back to their villas, but Gina wants Emily to stay back and chat with her. And she's like, you know what? I apologize for saying

mean things to you. You know, I said a lot of mean things. A lot of mean people, a lot of people at the wellness retreat. But that's only because no one gave me a pillow that said, wellness, otherwise they would have been nicer. I'm sorry. Yeah, Gina, still taking zero responsibility in a different way. She's like, maybe if I take responsibility

in a different tone, she'll get it. Yeah. So she's like, yeah, sorry, I mean, and Emily was like, you were mean. Because, well, I was just upset because you were like sharing your feelings with other people and not me. And she goes, but you were away.

She's like, I was gone three days, Gina. Okay. Three days, three days. So Emily starts saying how, she's like, about how, why the Vegas thing mattered to her. She was like you know when Shane was gone studying for the bar which he definitely did not pass. That was like really hard and then when he came back it was even harder and then when I realized this is the man I'm gonna be spending the

rest of my life with that was even harder. So then when I went to Vegas and I danced for his dad and his mom and then he showed up at the very tail end of it in A leather jacket looking like he was having a mid-love crisis. I was like That was kind of nice. So like you miss that It was like two seconds that it wasn't hard and Gina's just like bored because Emily's talking for more than five seconds at a time And it's not about Gina like Gina's just like bored because Emily's talking for more than five seconds at a time and it's not about Gina like Gina's just kind of like And she goes, oh, I'm gonna abandon by you and of course Gina's answer is like it's disturbing to me that she thinks I would abandon her I know what abandoned it feels like and that's not it

It's a cocaine you're the one who started this whole fight because you felt like Emily wasn't there for you So what are you talking about just your friend is saying that she felt like you weren't there for her. So be there for her. Lady? Yeah, she's lame. So dump her as a friend. I won't ever leave you. I won't, I swear. I won't ever leave you. Okay. I'm gonna have an imaginary conceita. It's gonna be right next to you. It's gonna be on wheels. Oh wait, that's actually gonna be my next house. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be right next to year. So now they're all getting ready for dinner. They're gonna go make their own dinner, which is something I think is hilarious that they do on trips. Like you're paying for this. So they're going to make their own dinner and um, drinking and when it asks to borrow Kelly's lipstick. Yeah,

yeah, and Kelly has like a $60 lipstick. She's like, I can't believe it's $60! Who made that? A state doorclest old water? Sorry, that was awkward. A state door water didn't really work. But it actually seems like something Kelly might say. A store? You don't have a herpes, do you? It's like, no, I don't even have a cold. Do you guys are much healthier than my children? She goes, I'm not. I'm sick in my head. Whoa. You guys are much healthier than my children. She goes, I'm not. I'm sick in my head.

Meanwhile, sick in the head, how about Bronwyn? I think that she took a bath mat and she cut two holes in it and put on around her Her body as a vest. I was like you took that from the bathroom floor. Didn't you Bronwyn? I know you did Don't even try to say it was from anthropology. Okay. That's from the bathroom floor It's the red carpet from Ile's latest burbing film festival debut. Couple holes in it. Remember when she walked the bathroom? The bathroom. You see that red carpet look like a bathroom mat? Oh poor Eileen. But Eileen was actually on water happens live last week, recreating the Shannon Bedouard bull moment, which I was like, you know, this is why she gets her

jobs. This is why she works. Yeah, at least Savannah Prump and her got in the Twitter fight. It was funny after me because apparently Andy asked her what she thought of Lisa Vanderpump quitting and not showing to the reunion. And she's like, it's a pussy move. And so Vanderpump was like, oh, really? Well, at least I quit and didn't get fired and refused to admit that I would fired Sounds like a pussy move to me. I mean, I was like whoa Stop letting Cessa tweet. Yeah, sorry you right now. I'm gonna get John Sess off of Lisa's Lisa's Twitter. I yeah Lisa is like someone wrote someone wrote something you'll like this someone wrote back Oh really I lean Lisa Vanderpump has like eight zillion retweets and 95

Catrillion likes and you have like 20 and I lead responded how meaningful I'm sorry our retweets the same as Emmys. I'm just trying to remember I'm sorry like our retweets is that are those contracts for soap operas that you've been working on for the past 40 years. I can't remember. I can't remember. I can't remember. Oh, my God.

Beverly Hills still just still just thrown it out there. I'm ready for I lean. So. Well, yeah, I think Vanderpump being bitchy with I lean like that opens the door for I lean to come back because they're so mad at Vanderpromp They'll just do it to piss her off from afar So anyway, wait lipstick. Yeah, so Kelly calls Brian up and she's like I'm gonna have to do it with Vicki Can you believe it? I mean don't with that door? She's a door and Brian's like

Well, I'm having dinner with Riley whoever that is. I don't know, but it's someone I'm sitting with Probably a child of mine. Anyway, uh, this biggy stuff, it's just so silly. So silly, you know, and she's like, I know one of the thought silly, you know, just want to make reputation. I mean, not that I have a reputation. I mean, I have no reputation. He goes, Chuchu, am I right? Chuchu. Chuchu, here's the hilarious hilarious. She's hilarious, guys. And Brian just goes, just be yourself. I said, okay, that negates all the advice you just gave. You know, don't let it get to you and stay calm.

Be yourself. How does that make any sense? So she, they hang off and, uh, Brian was like, you don't want to that herb bring you down. Okay. Now if you stressed out just call Brian that's all you need to do so in the other villa they're getting ready to go and Vicki's putting on makeup oh my god look at me I've brought it up my eyes I mean what procedure do I need to do now cuz I've brought it up my eyes okay yeah

what do I do Vicki take the two donuts you put on your face earlier take them off that's all you have to do. Oh, I forgot about the crispy creams. Oh delicious Damn retails are well. I think it's being tired that just for that tired I mean if you don't want to look like that to be tired, that's not good about it. Okay Me well later in the episode she's like to be a trust of me guys. You have to stay out so far. I am Also shannon shannon has this like hilariously devastating comment where she goes, You know what? You know what happens to me if I'm exhausted?

The only thing that wakes me up is a drink. So, so there's that. Yeah, there's that. I'm just gonna temporarily forget that last year I was sobbing and not able to breathe because someone suggested I might be an alcoholic because I was using alcohol To go to sleep and it turns out now I'm using it to wake up wish no No Yeah, you know you can't take what I'm saying seriously. I'm still having brain fever. That's all that's all

Don't take it seriously don't use it against me in a quarter-flaw 79 toothpicks 79 toothpicks. So Kelly is, you know, the same thing. Kelly's like, why would they bring Vicky, and Shannon's like, this is a triplet, I have any fights, huh? Isn't this funny? Look, we're all wearing Veronica Beard. Oh, I love a designer who also solves crimes.

I love that. Well, solves crimes. I love that! Ha! Wow! For a like a beard, so good! And look, we're all wearing one that has three buttons, three buttons! Trace Amiga's, which trace buttons? Ha! Ha!

And maybe like Benjamin Button, we'll get younger as we get older! Ha! Hey, let's be here that I'm getting younger. Ha! That's just the only when cracking up. Everyone's like, whoever shut up, Shanley. It's like a person leading a kid's birthday party. He's like, isn't that fucking!

She was just waiting to use that Veronica beard material. Yeah. So Kelly's like, you know what? I just can't with Vicki. I just can't. Like, I will not. I cannot. That's persona non grotto with that bitch.

Yeah. Persona non fucking grotto with that bitch. And they're like, I will not, I cannot. That's persona non grata with that bitch. Yeah, persona non fuckin grata with that bitch. And they're like, hmm. Gratman's like, um, why don't you do what I like to do with my mother and just smile and nod and cry on the inside, just smile, nod and cry. Okay, do that. I was like, no, so I can't see persona non fuckin grata with that bitch.

Like, no, what about persona non grata? No. Can I call the C word? No. So she practices smiling, nodding and then flipping off with both fingers. Fuck you, that's so I don't go back. So then Shannon is still screaming tequila over in the other room. They're all like, we're looking at us parting. Where's our baby tall? Yeah, where's the little baby? Where is the baby? He's not gonna get mad that we're calling a baby

even though she just got mad at other people called her little sister. Ha! I was imagining Gina descending a staircase like, I remember in Greece, the beauty school dropout, wasn't it not take place like all in like this, like this like staircase sort of thing right yeah I'm just imagining when they say what's baby girl I'm just imagining Gina turning around and like coming down a staircase with Frankie

Valley singing to her like Cassita school dropout that's me right come baby girl driving school drop-out Never if it was a separate So Kelly walks in with all the other girls and she's doing that greasing actually now that you bring it up Or she's like the cool girl of school. It's just looking at bicky like that talking to her bitch And I bet talking to her. Bitch. Um, and, uh, she was like, Kelly, are you dying? But it's wrong with you.

What's wrong with you right now? I was like, oh, my great. Look at me. It's Vicky. G. So Kelly is, they're all having champagne. And Tamer's like, oh, my god. I'm going to get my best friend.

I'm going to have some champagne. Gotta show you a laquia. Yeah, Tamra doesn't realize what she's opening up here. She's thinking she's thinking she's gonna make some funny banter because at the end of the last episode, Tamra and Emily resolved that they were gonna put their stuff aside and really try hard to become friends. And Emily would not be defensive and Tamra would be nicer.

So Tamra I think is making a joke by saying, my best friend and then I was like, yo my best friend and then it's like pure hell for Tamra the rest of the night as Emily takes it to like level 50. Yeah, I'm really really goes hard. I was like, I'm gonna pull it back. So they just all keep screaming fun until they believe it, okay? And then Vicki's like, if Kelly wants to come talk to me about comedy, you know, I'm all about that But I'm not gonna chase her. I've good ignore her and then she does this she puts two fingers off. Did you notice that? What does that mean? Like not flipping you off because both fingers are up

Yeah, that means like Vicki gang two job opportunities for her. Okay, but she has to come see me in my office These two figures made get a job stupid. Yeah, so now they go over to like the restaurant on the resort and They're gonna be making their own drinks and then later on a frisay salad. I mean so much labor so They're for the drinks. They have to pair up and Tamran Emily are gonna be a duo cause they're gonna be friends. And Tamra's like, where do we go?

Do we go on this side? And I'm like, no, we go on this side, Ding Dong. Best friends, best friends. And she's Tamra's like, oh my God. Oh my God, get this one. Kaba na, ka ba na. I like the lady who is writing the mixology course because she's like hey ladies Hi ladies. Yes ladies. Okay, we're gonna have

Tequila and vodka ladies too if you want your ladies ladies, you're all gonna learn how to make it tonight ladies Ladies, you look beautiful ladies Why do you sing ladies Dude, it's like a weird tick. Yeah, just say ladies over and over She was just probably very nervous because she was like oh my god These women are gonna destroy our restaurants the only thing left on our resort that hasn't been ransacked I know the reputation precedes them the bus boys have all already told this crazy when but they're all up to you So she's like okay ladies

You're gonna find our signature drink mixer in that shaker there grab it. And Tim is like, my boobs! My boobs! My boobs! And I'm just like, you're gonna love me, Tim, bro. You're gonna love me. Yeah. Ooh, I'm giving you another hug.

Yeah, best friends. Smacking your ass, because we're girlfriends now. Smacking it. Tim was like, these make this stop. And they have to put sprigs of rosemary in it. And so they're tearing off the rosemary and Kelly's like, smell my fingers. Boo!

One of the pink, one of the stink, am I right? So they make these drinks. And then Shannon says, Well, I'm kind of ready for a little bit of food. Turns out that when you suffer a mild to severe concussion, your appetite actually increases. So could we move this trace Amiga's situation over to trace Nacho's situation?

Please. I'm MC Hammer! So Gabe, the chef is like, all right, ladies, tonight you're making your own dinner. You'll be making a frisay salad. So you'll be having a sprig of crunchy lettuce and a few pieces of avocado and calling it a night. Okay, are you think you're ready up for the challenge?

And he teaches them how to take the seed out of the avocado thing with a knife, or he stab it and then pull it out. And Emily's like, my advice would not, would be not to mix nice with alcohol. This is a liability. Kelly is already committed to assaults, okay? Gina meanwhile her mind is blown because she clearly has never seen a single tutorial about how to like slice and open up and do whatever to Navocado. She's like I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know. She didn't know that you like thwack the knife into the sea and it depends. She's waving her knife or rap just carrying them. I didn't know. I had no idea. I had no idea. I don't even know. You know what

I used to do with avocados? I would just bite into it. I thought the peel, you could eat it. That's what I did. I didn't know. I didn't know. So Tamara comes over to Kelly and she said, I just thought you had an The I said up for you. Okay. I just want you to know that I said you shouldn't do that and Bronwyn says Well, did you ever show them the text that Jolie was getting and Tamra's like, what do you mean she was getting tax? Why would anybody text such a what are you talking about cuz like no, no, I'm not gonna get it out I'm not gonna you about it. What are you talking about? Cause like, no, no, I'm not gonna get to that. I'm not gonna get to that, okay? But you know what?

You said you took that from me, but then you continue to be friends with her. I don't subscribe to that. I don't subscribe to that. I don't. I don't. Meanwhile, Gina is over on the side trying to... She's got a vegetable peeler trying to peel the frisay.

I didn't know. I didn't know that you're not supposed to peel frisay. I didn't know How can you continue to be friends with somebody who does these awful disgusting things? She's disgusting one of the pink one of the stink of my right. Oh, it's good right. Hey chef. I'm gonna grab my salad I'm gonna toss it to don't get pita butter and jealous about that He's like Okay, okay better and jealous Wow Peter butter and oh I

See what you did I see we did there. I'm going back to Best Buy. I'm gonna resume the Best Buy Good Kelly Kelly. He's like this is amazing the dressing all the papaya all the accoutre monster amazing Wait, this isn't a soup. I didn't know I didn't know I Just sitting there with a spoon trying to scoop it in She's eating it with her knife So this is knife I didn't know So tamar is like I didn't know. Uh, so Tamer's like, Saa, bebe, bebe, I lit a bebe, Jada, she needs some milk.

And she was like, I have four kids. I got plenty of milk. She said I have four kinds or five, four kids. I don't know, like milk at this point. I think I was still like so in ways. Well, she doesn't have four kids, right? She has three kids. So she must have some kinds.

Yeah. Oh, that we, yeah. Yeah, saucy. Well, that we know. Yeah, yeah. Sassy. Well, I'm assuming that like her gather sign really as a fourth member of that family. So Kelly's either way, Bronwyn basically offers up that she still lactates because she's basically

been nursing for 19 years in her body. Just doesn't know what to do if it's not lactating. So just lactates. I just, you know, yay nature. I don't need to see all of nature. You know what I mean? I stay inside to avoid nature. Okay, thanks.

Well, I was like, yeah, Brownman's probably not that on. And Kelly's like, let me feel it. And then she opens, Brownman just pulls out her boob and Kelly starts squeezing her nipple until milk comes out. And even Tamra's like, wow. I've officially said everything Tamra goes um Where are the dinner table by the way? I'm like Tamra you were the one who took photos of Vicky Gumbelson bearing her boobs in Ireland and you got in trouble with the FBI

Because you sent it to like a teenager or some weird shit like that. Oh, yeah child porn The something like distributing porn to a child or something. It somehow got like in like her daughter's hand. I don't know, it's ridiculous. I learned that was so hilarious. Like the only, the most hilarious the FBI has ever been. Was trying to crack down on Tamra doing accidental child porn. Okay, so then we take a turn here that I don't like Emily.

You better watch your ass, Emily. So Tamra's like, saw Emily, but I bet you're I'm gonna bet your dance and Emily's like, oh well I mean it was fun. I messed it up as Kelly Dodd pointed out. I'm like, okay Don't try not to disc Kelly who is what the one who went to support you just because you're trying to be friendly with Tamra So shitty. Yeah, don't do that. Okay. You're the one who messed up a heel touch even I could do that I can't we get a clip again. We get a clip again of Kelly being like, of Kelly Emily saying, I must stop. And Ellie going, yeah, yeah, you messed up. You messed up. You did. Yeah.

It was terrible. I was like, get that weight. You're soft. The stage. Oh, it's you. It's Emily. You're the work. So then we find out they did a secret scene after Vegas, where they went to instead of a rec room, like a wrecking room or what an scene after Vegas where they went to instead of a rec room like a wrecking room or what an anger room they just went to a junkyard and started hitting cars but Kelly pointed a pig on on on car head and said this is biggy space and then punched it. Yeah, which I'm shocked that it's Tamra. I'm shocked that it's Tamra is the one that

brings us out. Yeah, so so then like what you are wrecking things and so Kelly's like, oh, well, I put her face on the car And I crushed it if you really want to know. I'm like, well technically you drew a pig on the car But yeah, and because I bugley I bugley I got it. I know I felt bad actually feel bad for Vicky at that point I know people don't like to hear that but like as I actually feel bad for Vicky at that point. I know people don't like to hear that, but like, as awful as Vicky is, like, it's, I do feel bad hearing her say like, I'm ugly, I get it. I'm like, that's not fair.

Only on the inside, Vicky. Only on the inside. I don't feel sorry for her, because I think she just does that to be a big fucking victim whenever she's, no, she's wrong, you know. I'm so ugly. Because we're gonna say this to somebody, you know. You have to be like, no, you you're not which of course even Kelly does I

And they put up a tweet on screen the hat saying that face of a Vicky got really dead malfunction So yeah, then it becomes like I think you're pretty I think you're pretty too, but you're really pretty you're pretty No, you're pretty you're pretty and I was gonna say Tameras has get a job get a job as you say your hair You're really pretty It's so disheartening for me to say here and look at you You don't know what you've done to me. I've always been on your side. I've always been on your side I never did anything to you. I only called you a pig because

Because sleep did I know a little bit of feelings, but I don't think that I don't think you're a pig I only drew it on the car because I knew a slave A dragon the car that's all That's about there. I swear that okay. I swear that I swear that brown was like let's please switch chairs, okay? Let's time for them to make up Do we cut off? Yeah, we cut up for a second there, but that's okay so yeah, they've switched places to make up and Kelly's now sobbing and Vicki just keeps going.

We have so much history as a red. Okay, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear, I swear. Mama's all right. Daddy's all right. They just got a little weird surrender. Surrender. You see, Gina, that's all you really needed to do So Vicki's like here a here a her pain it makes me feel bad At least you know at least about the you know at least I don't do cocaine comment. I mean that what Remember will say she does cocaine because she does cocaine which I heard for somebody in a hair dress I heard about you know what I'm sorry that I heard things

I'm sorry that her things, you know seeing her being reduced to tears and totally vulnerable and sad and pathetic I suddenly felt bad for her and now I feel bad. So okay, I take it back That's all people want sometimes I just want to reduce people to see that's all I don't do cocaine. I don't do trains I don't love deep pain I'm not insane. okay? Everything rhymed. I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. I put my hands up. Because I surrender. So then they cry and hug and Tamers like,

I did that. I did that. So they're hugging and then Vicki goes, okay Kelly, I'm so glad that we got through this. Kelly goes, I love you. Jolie used to love you. She's, but I love Jolie. She's, she hates you now. You ruined her. It's like I did rude Jolie. She just did. You did. You did. You're rude. She doesn't even do drama classes anymore. She only does tennis because of you. Oh, Jolly's like yeah mom about that so She started doing cocaine because of you

surrender surrender So Kat, I'm like And it's like cheers to the miracles of Miracle of all. And then it's just shows Kelly's face, sob, cheering. So then now that they've had this massive breakthrough, they all go back to the villa and Bronwyn gets into the hot tub like in her bra and then and Channs, like, Channs, like, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Channs, Chann That wasn't the end. What else happened? Because I thought the end was the miracle of Miraval. Oh, it should have been the end, but the show just sort of kept going for no reason. It just took a while.

Oh, sorry, guys. I stopped taking a step over. No, there was a server. So tell me the end. It felt like it really should have been at one point I was like, um, why is, why is this show still going? Okay. So, so tamar jumps into this pool and Vicki is at the window and she's like, Tamara, Tamara, I need to stop that.

You're a grandmother and a mother. You need to stop that. It's need to stop that. Stop that. Stop that. Shadden, Tariya is trying to stop. I surrender. I surrender.

I surrender. I surrender. I surrender. So Tamara's like, Vicki, like to be a member of the Trace Amiga, you have to be willing to stay up all night and drink and get naked and party. So Vicki is getting kicked out of the Trace Amiga. Oh, did Vicki hear? No, she was just joking. And so then over in the hot, so that wasn't like the pool actually. And then in the hot tub, Gina and Emily were singing the hot tub bonding.

And Emily's basically like, you look pretty. She's like, thanks. I don't feel that pretty. I feel pretty stupid because I didn't even know how to open up an avocado. I didn't even know an avocado was a fruit. I thought it was type of bank account, okay? I didn't know.

I didn't know. I started to cut the water in the hot tub with her knife. I get it. Bleemful tonight boy. Yeah. top with her knife. So then Bronwyn comes over to their hot tub and she's like, you guys mind if I jump in here because it was like really cold in the other pool. So she comes in but now Bronwyn is topless. And Gina's like, oh my god, like go put on a bikini. She's like really uncomfortable by all the nudity. And then Tamra shows up and now Tamra's

nude. So Gina's like, oh my god, oh my God oh my God oh my God so and then inside we're Shannon and Kelly we're hanging out inside and Shannon's like can you imagine being outside right now being wet no way no way I would not do it and then they're all like well it's getting old you know and Vicky's like I can't believe I'm gonna be 57 57 can you believe it I mean 57 so they're all like, well, it's called getting old, you know, and Vicky's like, I can't believe I'm gonna be 57. 57, can you believe it? I mean, 57. So, they're talking about that. And then back in the hot tub, Emily, they start talking about, like, porn. Like Emily starts talking about, like, furry, like, furries, like, the whole furry scene and everything. And that somehow that, like like needs to discussion of like

three like kinkyness or whatever, but it basically gets like three sims. And like I forget how it gets into it, but basically someone asked Brahmin which I think Brahmin says something about three sims and like do you like three sims and she's like, yeah, like do you like watching them or doing them? And she's like, I won't answer. And then we find out that she and Sean do three Sims on special occasions, like like a big birthdays. But Bronwyn is the one, but she's not allowed to like have sex with the other woman. She Bronwyn is the one who like goes down on the other woman, or sometimes that woman goes down on Bronwyn.

And I'm like, at this point, I'm like, you know, we are like 10 minutes after that that could seem why are we like this is fine, but like why are you trying to one up this But you can't even one up that with a with a three-some story, you know It's like it's so sad that your three-some story is boring me. Sorry Yeah, and so and then there's like this jockey stuff like who would Bronwyn bring in to be her third and she's like Tamara it'd be Tamara it'd be Tamara it'd be Tamara it'd be Tamara so it's like I'm like I don't know why the episode's still going on a climax ten minutes ago and then it just sort of ends and then next week Ronnie what you missed the previews for next week special guest star Alexis Belino yeah I had Alexis had some turns in life they didn't I mean unless I've forgotten

I don't think Alexis was in any of the I don't think she was in the midseason trailer or the full season trailer So when they showed it shows Emily meeting up. I think it was Emily meeting up The oh maybe it was Gina doesn't matter the point is it was Alexis Balino, and I was like yes Hell yes, oh hell yes, yes, well this season continues to impress me just because I'm still with it now of course I turned it off 10 minutes ago thinking it was over but I don't blame them I blame myself for that one. Well either way it was still a really good episode you did the right thing you truly missed nothing it was like a stupid it was a stupid thing at

the end although I would not be surprise if like in three episodes, we're gonna have Tamer saying, well, you know, Brian does three Sims and she goes down on girls and she's a lesbian, you have to be careful. Like it would not be a surprise if it comes back, like, it was a little too weird. Oh yeah. Yeah, cause they're so uptight on this show

about stuff like that. I mean, there've been, it's just crazy how a couple of years can change things. I did not have to choose multiple partners. Yeah, Brian was like, yeah, we have three sums. That's exactly. Yeah, that's what we're at now in 2019. Exactly.

So you guys, thank you for listening. We'll be back tomorrow with Real Housewives of Dallas. We'll have a bonus episode this week. We haven't recorded it yet, but we're going to a shop-by-shot breakdown of the New Jersey trailer. If you haven't watched the Jersey trailer, whoa. Whoa, Magali, whoa. It is so good. Again, our tickets for Austin go on sale on Friday, but if you're Patreon, you can get them now. And then next week we are going to Atlanta.

I didn't mention this, but we have a low ticket alert for the early show, not a lot of tickets left there. We do have tickets left for the late show. And honestly, come to both shows because we are gonna have an amazing time. Anytime we do New York, we've never had a bad, well, we've never had a bad show. Anyway, but the New York shows are always super fun. So come join us. We're just late. Watch what crapens.quam and Ronnie, I'll talk to you later. Bye. Bye! Before you go, tell us about yourself

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