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Episode Date: January 14, 2021

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And today we have the Real Housewives of Orange County season finale. I know the big season finale for Orange County. A lot of exciting stuff happened. And it starts with Shannon and Adeline setting a table and Sophie petting Archie because Sophie is gonna be heading off to college. So Shannon has decided to make one last dinner.

So she goes into the kitchen to check on the ribs. Because when you think of Shannon Mador, you think this is a woman who makes ribs, you know? So it's like, I know, like, you know, like I know Ronnie, you're in the land of ribs in Austin, Texas. But can they really compare to Shannon Mador's ribs? I mean, just like as someone who's always been trying to lose weight since, you know, I came out, I've always been very annoyed by ribs just because it's like when you're thin you can see ribs, you know, and I've like never seen my ribs Like for all I know, I don't even have ribs, you know, so I've just always been very triggered by ribs

So that's what I'm feeling and then I had to remind myself. I Closed the old Badoeurs And it's a whole new world now, and now I'm feeling and then I had to remind myself. I'm close the old the door. And it's the whole new world now and now I'm going to be okay with the ribs. I'll be okay with the one TV. Well, I'll tell you who else is good with them. Shannon herself. She opens up her oven and the smell comes out and it's another one of those moments where Shannon shows just how wacky she is.

She's just, oh, wow. I burn my face and it's the rib smoke. Wow, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. My family's always moving away. Hope you enjoy these ribs, which are being served to you by Freddie Quiggar. OK.

Oh, wow. Wow. You know what I am sick of? I'm sick of hearing about Waco, Texas. OK, I'm sick of it. And you know why? Because I've been watching a lot of HDTV this weekend, or last weekend.

And you know those people from Waco that Chip and Joanna are on like 20 shows now, and now they're gonna have their own network called Chip and Joanna, something or other. Shut up, Chip and Joanna. This is all they do, they go, whoa, what? What? What? And he acts like an asshole all the time. This is all they do they go whoa What What

And he acts like an asshole all the time just like oh just a big man boy, you know I'm just a big man, but I'm like no you are a controlling person and you're trying to hide it with your hijinks and we can see right through them Yeah, so Back to ribs so Shannon's like well what John and I have is amazing back to ribs. So Shannon's like, well, what John and I have is amazing. And when you can go through a rough time with someone and then he'll from that, that's good. And you know what, that's what John Janssen and I have. I'm like, wow, you really are in love because now you're saying both of his names. Yeah, exactly. And he sounds like he should be a local newsman, by the way. I'm John Jansanssen and here's the five o'clock cocktail.

Want a refresher? So just glad they got that in because they might both be alcoholics. And she's like, well, uh, drink. I can't believe you said something about alcohol, John. Okay, I have a vodka and a pellic greeno because I'm not an alcoholic. I need the pellic greeno. I've been, they got to him making it and hers is in a huge pint glass. Yeah, they keep showing him drinking cocktails. Ever since that rumor was brought to light in episode 2 ago, they just always cut to him drinking cocktails. It's hilarious.

Well, I like their propulsive toast to Sophie. I'm so proud of me for raising you, and you've overcome so many obstacles that your father gave you! Okay! You missed, you didn't have a prom, which I was gorgeous at. You didn't have a debauch, which I was so classy at, and you didn't have a graduation, which I rock and roll that, so kind of love me. I mean, you didn't, you didn't, you didn't have a lot of things.

You didn't have a father who was present, because he cheated on me and by extension our entire family. You didn't have the grace that comes with a father who doesn't pose naked on Instagram. There's that too. And you didn't have Vicki Gumbleton ruining a chapter of your life. So. Hi, can't wait to watch from the sidelines. So she's, she tells us that Sophie let's be honest. It's the most similar to me. She you know

She's so beautiful and she's had so many hardships. She wears dresses with puffy sleeves. Oh God Yes, Sophia's the most is the one who's the most like me. I mean she has a positive attitude and is smiling all the time I mean if that's not Shannon attitude and is smiling all the time. I mean, if that's not Shannon Bedore, I just say, is it Shannon Bedore? Am I, do I have a positive attitude? I'm just gonna have some negative thoughts.

David? David? David? So Sophie, what are you most excited about for school? And she's like, A fresh start. Oh, I'm sorry, Sophie, you go ahead. Check a fresh start.

She's like, that's a very thoughtful answer. Sophie. Wow, wow. Gosh, goodness, that's better myself, Sophie. Could you say it any better? No. Is it something that I might say? Yes.

And the twins are like, mom, you guys went to the same school. Did you even know each other? It's like, no, maybe we went to the same bar. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, that includes alcohol. I shouldn't have said. Let me take that, but let's read through that. We went to the same Debbie Tottball. But yeah, yeah. Yeah, we went to the same, I mean, I remember when I was a youngster and I went to the prom and,

oh, Sophie, you don't have that. Well, you know, you have different experiences. Like, I had prom and your experience was getting your mother almost killed by coronavirus. So that's that, you have that memory. Thankfully at least you have the experience of not doing laundry while your mother was dying and letting Archie poop all over the back. You'll always remember that day, you'll always remember. You won't have a prem song, you'll just have the song you listen to instead of doing your chores Do that one more time and the next celebration will be eating selfies ribs. Oh, right, okay Speaking of which did my daily meat arrive? No, so um, and then we went to an electric

We ate our daily meat. Well, this is actually Tuesday's daily meat. So now we transition to a new scene. And I don't know if you noticed this, but the editors on the show are clearly bored because they just went back to their second grade toolbox. We just see a wide shot of mountains or new port beach or something.

And then four different boxes sort of grow on the screen with people doing things, they like grow and become big boxes and then they become little boxes again. It was like that without one effect in the final cut suite that never gets used. And like, let's use it today. They used every single one of them today. It was so funny. They're like, oh, it's a season finale. Let's use every transition in the final cut tool. Do we have the Starwipe ready? Starwipe? Starwipe? The one they use later, this like,

what do you call the one where everything's scrolling by you horizontally? It's called like a push, I think. No, it's like when there's a bunch of postcards on one of those turny things and you turn the thing around. What's that called? Yeah, like a turn table. Yeah, or yeah, yeah.

It's not ding, ding, ding. Oh, I tell you like a box slide where the screen turns into a box and the box rotates. Yeah, it was making me dizzy. It's like people. Oh, my. I was really hoping for a Venetian. I was hoping for a Venetian blinds transition. That's a classic.

Yeah, like that. You know, that's a good one. Oh, so we do it to go to Emily's house. And she's like, I'm going to have a beach party. You know what? We're going to spray paint bottles because I'm a party planner as well as a lawyer. Yeah, they decide to resurrect this old storyline again.

Oh, yeah, I also do parties. So we see her make like with her kids. She has all this cardboard, all these crafts. She makes all these invitations. And then she has literally applied everything to these invitations. And when there's like one piece of glitter left to be put onto them, Gina shows up. She's like, hi. And Shane opens the door. And she's like, you look good Shane because I didn't look good before. What kind did you say was I missed the success. King of Covid recovery.

I missed it. King of COVID recovery. No, Kassie. So, um, oh my God. What are we doing with Jack? I can. She is basically becoming the lady from all on the family. The mom. Yeah.

Oh, the way the invitations were decorated The way the COVID-19 I got six children and 500 square feet of space So Emily's like I had this vision of like this beautiful beach party with like low tables pillows will put messages and bottles on the party planner. And she's really hard getting that vision. It's really hard getting that vision when you live in Orange County by the beach. Where people do that all the time. So Gina offers to help but everything's done. So they go outside to twerk. to help but everything's done. So they go outside to twerk. And they start gossiping about Shannon. And Emily's like, well, you know, I heard from

Kelly and she's mad at you because I heard that Shannon's mad at you because you didn't check in on her enough. Gina's like, oh my god, wait, what? And before we go too far down this path, I just want to point out that as they walked outside, Emily called back to Shane and said, when the water boils, you need to put the chicken in it. And I was like, what boil chicken are they making for dinner right now?

This does not sound good. I'm glad you're a party planner and not a caterer. Cause yeah. Yeah. I mean, I know people boil chicken to shred it, but like, I feel like nowadays, like, I think that the new thing is to roast the chicken to shred it, but like, I feel like now it is like, I think that the new thing is to roast the chicken to shred it. Like, people realize there's more flavor and roasting. Anyway, I'm just concerned about that boiled chicken, that boiled chicken,

and me and Shane are making. Yeah. The shame would eat boiled chicken. Doesn't mean sound like that type. Like, gotta get home and make boiled chicken for Shane. Yeah, no seasoning, just water and chicken, his favorite. So Gina's like, yeah, but like he had this conversation with Shannon, where she told me all these things about Sean and her relationship and how she doesn't feel good about it. Like, I don't understand what she wants. Like, call her every 15 minutes. You know what?

I call it 10 times a day and it's like, everything's perfect. And then you get to that one call where everything's terrible. And then the next day it's perfect to get. It's driving me crazy. Yeah, I'm starting to think that Shadden might be a high maintenance friend. I don't know.

I don't know if you get that sense, Ronnie. Yeah. So yeah, basically Shadden is always calling any, she's mad at coming. Either everything's terrible and you're worried about her or then she's fine And she's mad at you for even bringing up that she had me problems And so Gina's like, yeah, she never calls me to ask how long I'm doing Yeah, and she's like, you know, she's like you know what relationship to Shannon have a tendency to be one-sided and even that one-sided

I'm doing bad at. I mean, why is she mad at me? So Emily's like, yeah, she's told me that things aren't good with her guys, well. She's like, then why is she mad at me? It's clear she doesn't give a shit about me. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, this is like the ongoing story.

I mean, I hate to say that Tamra is right because Emily's seeing Tamra being like,, you never come, mate, batch. But, um, yeah, Shannon, it's like a recurring thing where people are saying that Shannon calls like every half hour and every time she calls, she's like a little bit drunker. Yeah. Which is fun. And has a little more drama going on you know yeah So now we have pink pong at Kelly and Rick's house Yeah, yeah

So this is the biggest twist. He basically is like, I think that we should have a small share of money. That's meaningful. And then we just have a big party when it's right to travel. And Kelly is like, I think that's the right thing to do. I'm like, how is this a 30 second flavor moment for the rest of the scene? And it's an entire story arc for Cynthia Bailey, as you can't even come to this resolution

as quickly as these two. How is it that Kelly and Rick are able to figure this out before the transition music has even faded out of the scene? Yeah, and Kelly tells us, I was married twice before, and now I know that I need someone who emotionally physically loves me. What is it with housewet? Like, this is the second housewet show.

We were talking about Salt Lake City earlier in the week. Like, everyone shocked that they should get married to somebody that they love. I know. Like, what the hell kind of alternate universe is this? It's like, wow, I learned something. I should really marry for love and not because someone's six foot tall or rich.

Yeah. Congrats. Yeah, you learn something. So Kelly is talking about how Elizabeth invited Bronwyn to this party that they're going to be that Emily is putting together. The Bronwyn never responded. And so Kelly is like, so are Bronwyn's different. I mean, I don't recognize her.

She's a hangry. She's volatile. You know, it's dirty. And I don't want to play in the dirt. I don't like playing in the dirt. It's gross. Which is hilarious coming from Kelly. Oh, no.

And it's like, it's as hilarious as Kelly saying, stay off your phone. So Kelly's like, yeah, I haven't even talked to her. And we're like, see you guys aren't close anymore. Hey. She bugs me. You know, I really used to like her. Like, I would work out.

We would talk. Like, she was a good time Sally. Is that the second time she said that good time Sally this season? I'm like, I've never even heard of this phrase, good time Sally. Is that a thing? I'm gonna look it up. This is a good time Sally. Good time Sally.

That's what we're saying on Salt Lake City because good time girl. Well, there is a song called Good Time Sally from 1972. So there you go. We learned something. And Rick, by the way, is the voice of reason. And he's like, well, maybe you should talk to her and find out, like, and tell her what's bothering you about, you know, her behavior. And she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no.

She's like, I just don't think she's authentic. And he goes, you're authentic. Yeah. How are you making your authentic into something sexual? Geez, you should. I know. So now Elizabeth is going to finally meet with a psychotherapist.

So this woman comes over to Elizabeth's house. And she, Elizabeth is saying, like, oh, my divorce they meet with a psychotherapist. So this woman comes over to Elizabeth's house and she Elizabeth is saying like, oh my divorce was chaotic like my childhood. I love off everything because it hurts so much. Yeah. And she's like, you know, I'll just tend to laugh things off. Look, I just did it. And the doctor's like, actually, that's a really good coping skill laughing, you know, it's good. And talking about the world's so bad right now, how can you not?

And so then they start talking about the trauma that she endured as a child and the sexual trauma. And you know, I'm not going to obviously make fun of that. Super sad. And Elizabeth is like, you know, basically, if I am honest with people, they don't believe me anyway, you know, basically, if I am honest with people, they don't believe me anyway, you know, and then how am I supposed to just say, like, hi, I'm Elizabeth, I was molested.

Like, I don't want to be that honest with people. And she's like, well, yeah, it's not safe to say that right when you meet somebody. And Elizabeth's like, yeah, but then they call you a liar because they don't know you, you know, it's like you're not opening up to them. Yeah, and she says that when she was young, she was told that she was like she could never write anything down or say anything about what was going on, otherwise she'd be in trouble. And so she lived in deep fear that she would lose

her family, you know. Yeah, and all this is really sad and stuff, but I don't think that you have to be like, hi, my name is Elizabeth and this is my childhood trauma. The people were getting on you because you were telling so many lies about other things. Yeah, you know, so you don't have to do that either. So yeah, exactly. Elizabeth's like, well, I'm a weirdo and I just don't know how not to be a weirdo. And she's like, well, what would, what does Elizabeth, what does the real you look like?

I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. I just feel like deep time sawd I might just be a little unbelievable hypocritical unforgettable, unpatatable. Oh my god, I'm unpatable or that's just from the sense. I don't even know why I'm a little more. The therapist is like, I don't know, but I'm dancing with my hat. So you're on to something. I don't know, why I'm gonna move on. To the therapist is like, I don't know, but I'm dancing with my hat, so you're onto something. I don't know, but a scrim just came down behind you. So I think you're, where do these backup dancers come from? Were they here during this entire session?

So then we go over to the beach party, which is being thrown at Elizabeth's house. And the brother is, yeah, the brother is gonna be the bartender and Elizabeth's getting her makeup done. Elizabeth Emily comes in to say hi and stuff and Elizabeth shows her a text from Bronwyn. She said, I need to talk to Bronwyn

because I wrote her this year the day. I said, the day I was thinking of you, the other one day I was thinking of your heart the other day I said it's sad that we're apart and I said you know you have a photo shoot with 10 kids I can't even get a man I shouldn't even say anything and then the next day she just text back ding dong thank. I'm mine. We've got mixed blitz videos. I'm just unbelievable.

Hey, Procreditical. I thought she showed my shelf. Yeah, so Bronwyn is basically acting like she's really caring on camera. But then when the cameras aren't there, she's like, why is this bitch texting me? Yeah, pretty much. And it's like, it's very obnoxious. Okay, like that's the thing

that will always be the be like that will always get me onto someone's side like, wait, you texted someone and they didn't text back at an appropriate time and they were called to you and even though they were acting like they were gonna be warmed to you, that is bullshit. Okay, it's bullshit. And Emily gets her the benefit of the doubt. So maybe she was just being sarcastic because like she interpreted it as you, you know, just saying it all came together. I mean, you know, like if somebody texted me that, I would say, well, I also like gave them all their showers

and I did all this and I got it organized, which is not correct. I don't know why she's being a theater, but. Yeah, that's a stretch. Like, Elizabeth were a nice text, you know? So now we go over to Kelly doing a cheat machine. I'm like, I'm a cheater. Oh!

And then Shannon is getting her midsection taped up by Priscilla, one of the great hanger honors of the Bravo universe. She goes, she's like Luke. She goes from franchise to franchise. Wait, that's Priscilla from the East Coast? Yeah. Oh my god.

Priscilla does Kyle, Priscilla does Shannon, Priscilla does New Jersey people. She's everywhere. Anywhere, there's a Bravo camera. Priscilla is there. Priscilla's there. So she's getting taped up and she's like, well, let's be clear. I have the COVID-16.

I need more than my three spanks for this. Yeah, so they basically, Priscilla is like duct taping her, like her intestines against her like backbone. And then we go, then we go over to Bronwyn. And so Bronwyn's very excited for the party. And she tells us again that she's gonna live her life the way she wants to, you know? Which as we said last week is kind of hilarious

because she's doing everything that she was so mad about her mom doing for the past season and a half. So now she's doing it. Yeah, so she's with Shari and she's getting her sexy look on for the party. She's like, I'm gonna make changes in my life. And so she tries on her dress for Shari and gets naked, you know, like puts on her dress. And she's like, you know what? Being around Shari made me realize something is lacking with Shahn.

And she's like, this is hot, right? Shari's at hot. And Shari's like, this is hot, right? Sorry, he's at hot. And sorry, I was like, oh my God, yes, hot. Look at your boobs. And then she's like, yeah, it's hot. And Sean walks in and he goes, wow, look him hot. And she's like, ah. She like fully ignores him.

I felt so bad for Sean. She's just being so mean. And then she goes, when Sean walks into the room, it's clear that he's not welcome. I'm like, you know what, okay, Bronwyn, I have been, like, I have been, like, I have been, I feel supportive of her journey. I think that I've been really appreciative

that she's been, I feel, very open about the alcoholism and what's been going on. I'd be like, well, she's acting like a teenager. She's in like a teenager phase right now. But she is acting like a teenager, and she isn't a teenager phase And that's an annoying phase to be in and now it's it's cross is just getting it's too much It's too much and I have been the one who've been like no like you've been the one who's like oh brawman

I've been like no no no, but now this was just like it's just now just like it's just You know some of us some of us were in We're in school musicals and school plays and we were, we recognized this behavior. And we do not stand for it. Okay, you're just being an asshole and you just want this guy to keep paying for your life while you treat him like shit. And that's not cool.

And you can say you're redefining your marriage all you want to. Fucking redefine it in your own apartment that you're paying for. You know, that's what I say. This is bullshit. And then she's like laying with her possible girlfriend on the bed, being a dick to him, you know? And then she tells, she tells, sorry, I'm so over everyone but you.

No, you know what it is? It's like, it's like she is the person that you were friends with in eighth grade and then in ninth grade over the summer, they like summer they like They like hung out with like older kids or they went to like they went down to the city They met like really cool people and they like or they know a cool new band and you're like, oh, okay Here we are. This is where this is where we're at in the journey And they just are like really annoying about it not saying I ever that person, because of course was never that person,

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So then we go back to the party and they're doing that scroll thing, which is making me crazy with all the images. And then, um, let's see, basically Emily goes up for a drink and she's like, what do you have? And Andrew says, just vodka with mixers and then some champagne. And could I open some champagne for you? And she's like, well, I'm not paying you to bartend. So I miss that. Wow, Emily. Wow. So then GM accounts.

Yeah. And Emily's like, I hear a long island accent. Who can that be? Like, hi, Travis's mom is going gonna look out to the kids right now. Hi. You did such a beautiful job. Emily goes, yeah, well, I had a vision. Okay, you're not Tevia.

You know what I mean. I don't see any gentlemen with wine bottles on their head doing a dance. So you better get down with your eye out. I'm it down. Is this the little beach potty? I dreamt of. So then Kelly comes over, you know, Elizabeth comes everybody's gathering. Bromwood comes over in her gold glitter mask and everyone's quiet. Bronwyn gets there and then everybody just kind of gets quiet

and they sit around and Bronwyn's just looking around like, she does not want to be there. She's, while she's giving off that energy of like, I'm just going through so much right now. She's doing that thing. And if you notice that the one thing that Bronwyn has been doing lately is that it's something I ate and over exaggerated. Yeah.

So if someone says, are you having a bad day, you'd be like, yeah, or yeah, yeah, but she goes, yeah, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, if you're, yeah, is requiring that much oxygen to come out of your body you should stop saying yeah, yeah, just save it Just save it save it Elizabeth tries to make conversation Your hair looks great wrong And you know when I texted you the other day I was being impressed with you I wouldn't be in a smart alek I was saying you were

I was saying you were unbelievable, untopable, unstoppable. I mean, I can't even get my boyfriend and my dog in the same picture. And Brahman just looks at her and she goes, I'm really tight-shipped. Yeah, thanks, thanks. Yeah, she's like, yeah, I'm gonna tight-shipped, you know? So Brahman was like, I have my guard up because I thought we had a beautiful moment

and then now I'm realizing it wasn't real. So like, okay. I guess we'll have to wait to find out what that is about. So then here comes Shannon, Shannon walks in and she's like, oh, no, Mika! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! And Shannon brings gifts that she was gonna give them an arrowhead and they're all face masks with funny sayings on them. And Elizabeth says, I, my brother said the rich is bitch new powder. I'm gonna be, it says your rich is bitch new powder. I love that. I'm gonna spray paint this with a penish and give it to, give it to some poor people. Thank you, Shannon. Thank you so much. Emily's is very fun, Emily. And Gina's is not sad or depressing.

Shannon's is, you know, Amiga. Kelly's is foot in mouth. And Bronwyn's is Cheers to Good Choices. Yeah, so it gets kind of quiet again. And Kelly's like like I love this cheese so they all go do some photo booth stuff and Do shots Emily start screaming Yeah, cheers to not dying from COVID and so they are they're still by the way like Adelaide's but's house They're not actually on the beach, but they are now gonna migrate over to the beach

And they are not allowed to bring alcohol on the beach and Brahma's like, well, you guys now have to see how I live Let's go come on like okay, so they start going down to the beach and Elizabeth and Kelly Or talking and Elizabeth's like, you know, someone told me this and it's not my place But I've heard that Sean left and that Bronwyn's been living with a woman. And Kelly's like, her life's being loved, her. And then they just walk up to like Bronwyn. She's like, there she is, we're just talking about you. And so then someone's like, how long has this food been out and then someone else responds? Oh, they didn't put it out here until we were coming out.

Coming out! Some people are coming out, coming out. You know that phrase, braw one, coming out, coming out. Yeah, Kelly's just her usual asshole self in this. She's like, you don't like sushi, brawn, when? And the problem goes, I don't eat raw things. Which is hilarious. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.

Yeah, but you like to smell. I'm sure you're used to it. She's so like a Kelly is so obnoxious that it's hilarious. I mean, it's so like, it's just like not even pretending to be polite. She's just going full Kelly. It's just like, I'm going to start a fight with Bronwyn and that's it. I'm just going to be a complete asshole to Bronwyn and go for it for the season finale party. So Bronwyn's like, that's Brude Kelly.

It's just worry so sensitive. Oh, wow. They didn't know. They didn't know. She was like, I don't think it's possible for her to go lower, but she goes lower. I just can't anymore. I'm like, it's Kelly Dodd.

I'm what it, yeah. What do you expect? This is what Emily is. This is what she does. Emily and Shannon and Gina are walking together. And Emily is like, you know, um, Shannon, Bronwyn tells me a lot of things about your relationship. Like she tells me about things in Newport, about, you know, John being an alcoholic and being at some golf tournament, whereas he was so drunk as dad had to come get him.

Also I had a vision and it included a beach. So like we're halfway there. Yeah. And so Shannon's like, what? What? What? What? Are you fucking kidding me?

Well, let me tell you something, audience. When you start to create lies around about someone, you should do a little bit of research, which cracked me up because I got mad at Brawling for actually doing research. And so she's like, remember a few episodes ago, it's like she literally was like, I'm gonna do the research before I spread the rumors and now she's like well you should do a little bit of research not only does

John not play golf he doesn't even like to watch it so you didn't think a good one because he does not play golf I don't think he plays golf you play golf do even do even know each other I mean who is this man who is this man in my house I can prove it's wrong because John Jansen, News 5, doesn't even have a father. He was actually a little sea monkey. He was a piece of foam that was in a plastic pill and when you put the plastic pill in water, it grew into John Jansen. News 5, thank you. Maybe she meant that John Jansen, oh I know what it was, it's not that John Janssen was playing golf and was so drunk he had to be removed, he was driving a Volkswagen golf and

was drunk. So that's a worse. That's still bad. I'll get back to you on that. So I have an updated well an arrowhead there were some conversations, you know, and then we see the conversation of Bronwyn saying, you know, I just I think is drinking too much. And Gina's like, well, the bottom line with me is that my airplane, it like when I was talking about it, it was like coming from a place of concern. Oh, really? Well, if you were so concerned, you could have picked up the phone and called me Gina. I did call you. No, after seven minutes, not 15.

And Gina's like, well, what am I supposed to stay to say? You know, like, I don't, I don't want to overstep my boundaries or whatever. And Shannon's like, who says sometimes when you vent? Oh, someone says it. No, no, no, Shannon says it. She's like, she's like, well, you could say, are you okay? You know, sometimes when you vent, it comes a lot, comes out a lot worse than it is. Like sometimes if I say, John Jansson is an alcoholic who has a drinking problem. And I don't know what to do with him and I'm so sad on the inside I'm so sad that's just fenting. There's no problem. It's so fenting. Why is everyone taking everything so seriously all of a sudden?

And Emily's like, yeah, but it's worse than that. Like, it gets dark, you know, like you say it's awful and he treats you terribly and that your kids don't like him. I mean, that's bad, Shannon, you know? And then when we ask you about it later, you try and make it sound like it's perfect. And Shannon cries to us. She's like, yeah, wow, I drank at a night that I didn't think I was gonna see my boyfriend again, and I called someone I thought I could send to. Uh-huh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. When I said that the kids don't like John, I was of course referring to the little baby goats that we saw at the petting zoo who tried to nip at his fingers the baby kid. Though the kids didn't like him, I'm not talking about my children. We have a perfect household, a perfect household that somehow went coronavirus into it, but it's perfect.

It's perfect. When you're around someone 24-7, it be difficult. So did did we have issues? And I think everyone did so let me just say I think my marriage was so bad that I didn't think I could get me And anything got again and when the pickering started I was just devastated that it was the perfect fairy tale And Gina's like well listen. Oh, oh, sorry. Go ahead. Sure, I thought I'd be able to get meet every single day with my name man, John Jansen. And come to find out one pandemic later, you can't get meet every single day. And it was devastating. It was devastating.

How would you feel if Cornish and Wednesday was turned into rib Wednesday all of the sudden Suddenly I'm here on camera pretending like I like ribs and I hate ribs. You know what I call a good daily meat. You know, it's a good daily meat Feasant So they tell her oh my god Shannon all relationships are messy. That's okay. She's like, well sorry, I put my heart on my sleeve So then back with Kelly and Bronwyn analyst Kelly's like so how's Rowan? Oh, she's doing amazing. She's doing really great really cuz Gina made it seem like she was in bad shape and Then we see a clip of

Bronwyn telling them that Rowan has been really bad and quarantine with her OCD going from a 4 to a 10. And Kelly's like, well, yeah, so what are you talking about? How she's doing with some people and not with others? It's like you pick and choose. It's like, wish she and was she. I'm like, one minute is one way about you and then the other day is another day about you. And Kelly is getting herself out of the box, So her voice is starting to get into that like special place that she has where everything speaks like this, speaks like this.

You know, like in that place? Basically our impersonation, but all the time. It's like, yeah, exactly. And so the Bronwyn's like, like how we talk like her all the time, but she really gets like that when she's mad. Yeah, and so Bronwyn's like, well, why don't you actually talk to me?

You never call me. I call you. You don't call me. You don't call me. Like, it's like sort of like, it's like gets nasally all of a sudden, but like high and nasally, and it's like so funny. I call you.

You don't call me. You don't call me. And Brawman's like, well, I don't call you. Yeah, I'm just, she's like, okay. Like, you know what? I have one person I hang out with exclusively, and that know anyone. Yeah, I'm just, just like, okay. Like, you know what? I have one person I hang out with exclusively, and that's it. Yeah, I hear that.

Well, you know what? You don't even make any sense. You don't even make any sense. Oh! Well, then why don't you ask me, I'm asking you. You don't make any sense. You're wandering with one way and another way and another way and you know what he says and everyone thinks you don't make sense.

Yeah, everyone says that you don't make sense. And then the girls, the other girls arrive at the table Another way another way another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way and another way So Brawman's like, ask me. I'm an open book. Ask me. And so I'm like, well, Elizabeth told me that she really felt like she could have to with you. And then she texted you a big long text and I'll just say, thanks. So then Brawman goes, well, did you tell them that you called me a liar? And I was using my children when I called to check up on you. And Elizabeth goes, no. Oh, okay. So there okay, so it's kind of funny because like, we're just like, I was like, wow, what a bitch Brahman is. That she's such a bitch like doing that to Elizabeth, just trying to reach out to her. And I think Elizabeth is crazy, but at least she's trying to be nice.

But then I've come to find out that Elizabeth was just being nasty to Brahman too. Or at least this is where I'm at at this point. Yeah, I need to know more about this conversation because this doesn't make my sense. She says, yeah, you called me a liar and said I was using my children when I called to check up on so she did call to check up on her and that's when Elizabeth said this. Like where did this come from?

Yeah, she did and Elizabeth says, well I may have made some comments about Bronwyn and her children that were probably inappropriate, undeniable, unforgettable, hypocritical. But I also see that she's on these trips and the kids are at a home alone and she's just traveling here and there and everywhere. And I was like, oh, no, then there's that too. But then we see a clip of one month earlier and they're at the lake house.

So I wasn't sure if this happened before the scene with Bronwyn that was all touchy-feely or after. But Kelly's like, she needs to say it home with her daughter. I mean, she's a Miami and then she's an Aspen and Elizabeth is saying, yeah, I feel terrible for those kids. I mean, she put them through alcoholism and that's just putting them through a band environment. Yeah, and Elizabeth is saying that she went through the same thing with her with her family and her sister. So that's why she was like triggered by watching Bronwyn sort of go all over the place while their kids

are at home trying to probably pick up the pieces of what's happening. And Bronwyn was like, well, you know what? I have boundaries. And so I took a step back from the friendship. And she tells us, I was there for you. And I was glad for there for you. I was glad I was there for you in that moment.

But I feel a little used and a little lied to, so. But the timeline, I'm still confused by it. Like, did all this say this stuff before after? I don't know who's side to be on right now. It sounds like they're kind of both being assholes to each other, if they just like talk like normal human beings. All this stuff would actually be very manageable. Yeah, like how can we get it, but they can't.

Yeah, well, it's when you're in it, I guess, but then in that time where Bronwell was being really nice to Elizabeth She didn't like Elizabeth. She was like working against Elizabeth that whole time And she was just nice to her during that trauma scene and then I think went back to not liking her again Yeah, and Emily by the way, let's give some credit to Emily who spends this entire episode Just pitting people against each other just Just saying, like she said this about you and you said this about her. She said this because then Emily is, because that Gina's like,

well you know what, braw when you dug up dirt on Elizabeth and then Emily turns the shan and then goes, yeah, she told Elizabeth that you were the one to get who wanted her to get the information and Shannon's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, She does a W. Yeah, she does a W sound symphony. She's like, She does that thing where she looks left and right very urgently. Like, This is her lips of the sound so funny. So Elizabeth's like, yeah, she said she played the seed. And Bronwyn's like, yeah, Shannon's a little mafia boss.

She drops little bits. Like, you know, her M.O. is for me to do the dirty work, so her hands are clean. Yeah, and Shannon's like, I told her that I went on a hike with you in Gina. And you guys said, everything doesn't add up, and I said, I don't know. I said, things don't add up. And I said, I don't know. I said things don't add up. Things don't add up. I don't know.

Maybe she doesn't own her own house. I don't know. Maybe her house is set in depressing. I know I would never say that, but maybe someone said it. I would never say that. And from what it's like, well, you said, what is the rumor in town? And I said, she's my split full of shit.

And Elizabeth goes, well, maybe I've seen full of shit to you, but it's my truth, it's my truth. No, not your truth. There is that truth and that truth. I hate when people say it's my truth. No. I have the truth, okay. And then Emily just goes,

I think there's a level of compulsive lying that's embedded in you and you don't even know you're doing it. I mean, you're here, here, here, here, here, here, and I can't even connect the dots. Well, that's, there's a reason for that because, you know, when I was in NASA, you know, they told us part of our programming is that, you know, the truth has to be a little tricky. You know, as someone who spent decades in, in the jungle training, apes to speak sign language, I really didn't have the communication

skill so I needed to deal with a bunch of new part bitches. That's tinkered all, ma'am. Okay. As Ronald Reagan's former personal assistant, there were so many top level secrets I just had to be careful not to say too much. So sometimes that comes off as lion, but it's just selective information. But do you think it's Asian being the woman who invented postage? It's not. We'll tell you that. We're not created cosmopolitan magazine. I said, this is finally a magazine for the truth. It's like, that's Helen Gurley Brown, I think.

and girly brown, I think. It'd be wrong. So Kelly goes, give her some slack. And she was like, we have a lot. Kelly. I'm going therapy now. And I'm going to try straight in my brain out. Try to be more normal. Like all you fond ladies here.

And what are we talking about? So Shannon's, oh, Liz, then Elizabeth goes, and Shane are we talking about so Shannon's oh this is then Elizabeth goes and Shannon you look amazing And you know what I was gonna do for your birthday. You know what I was gonna do when you were an error But you couldn't come because she got to COVID. I was gonna have fence nailed come to your birthday party Well, I know that we just accuse you of being a compulsive liar, but this sounds like it's probably true. Wow, I can't believe it. I can't.

Vince Neal, I mean, please, you don't have to call him. No, that's, that's, no. No, I'm going to prove I'm not a liar all these bitches. I'm going to call him right now. Hello. Is this Vince? Is this Vince? Is this new number?

Did you just get this phone? Is this France? Is this new number? Did you just get this phone? This is French, right? He's like, oh, I've had this phone for 11 years, honey. It's like Elizabeth. When someone says you compulsively lie all the time, you don't realize you're doing it. Like, don't fall it up with a blatant compulsive lie Yeah, and he goes who are you looking for that's the question That is so representative of Elizabeth overall, but you know what honestly, too. I don't even know who Vince Neil is So then and Kelly's where I was talking about Brahman again. She's like every time every time it's supposed to be honest

But I asked Brahman question. She shuts me down Like what's going on with your girlfriend? What's going on with your one your husband? Like you won't talk about it the Sean's to live with you and Emily's like oh, I'll put it like this What's going on with you and Sean and Brahman um, our marriage now is it in a bad place? Yeah. Did she just know it's not the question? Yeah.

It's not. Yeah, it's. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting sober has been really hard on our marriage. And we have had an enabling relationship and we're co-dependent and she's like, he's quaddled.

All right. Look, here's what we want to know. Are you in love with Shawan? Uh, I love him. Are you in love with Sherry? I love her. Okay. Well, you know what? I still don't know anything. Let me try. Let me try. Do you love Sherry? Yes. Do you want to be with Sean? No

Is this feel coming to my next birthday party probably not that I'm still excited Bromans like no, no, no, no, this is how we have to say do you like Vince Neal? Yeah, yeah Yeah Yeah, so Emily's like, okay, is this girl Sherry is causing problems in your marriage, right? She's, well, there's big things happening, and I'm not really sure what's going on. So it's not that I'm not telling you Kelly, there's a really big shit going on in my life,

and I don't have an answer. And Sean and I have talked about what was happening, and we have a commitment to work on our marriage. I mean, he's my life partner. Am I in love with him? No. He knows how I feel. Is he accepting?

No. Like, okay, so you're just cheating on your husband right in front of his face. Like, what the fuck? What is happening here? And so Emily is, and Brahmins, I just, you know, like, you know, like, like what does, so basically like,

well, what does Shaw need? Probably not sherry, right? And Brahmins, like, well, I need her right now. And Emily basically like, well, what is Sean need? Probably not Sherry, right? And Brawman's like, well, I need her right now. And I'm like, well, if you make a commitment to make things work with Sean, why aren't you telling Sherry, you can't be here 24-7, right? And it's kind of funny to me because Brawman's like,

but I need her, I need her, I need her, I need her. And Brawman is so mad at Sean for being co-dependent with her, right? Like, her whole thing is like, Sean enabled me and I think she has a lot of built up resentment Sean is so mad at Sean for being co-dependent with her, right? Her whole thing is Sean enabled me and I think she has a lot of built up resentment about that and she feels like they were very co-dependent and she didn't really live her own life. But all she is doing is just being co-dependent with Sherry instead. Yeah, true.

Emily is like, well, you made a commitment to working things out with Sean. Why aren't you telling Sherry? Yeah, what you said. You can't be here 24, seven. And she said, because I need her. She goes, but don't you think that selfish and not addressing Sean's needs? And Brahma goes, 100%.

But I kind of need to be selfish right now. Okay, you're an asshole. That's it. I'm sorry, you wouldn't be acting like this if Sean was poor. Your ass would have been out of there by now. You're like sitting around, I think, who says it later when they're like, well, she just wants to keep living

her lifestyle and do whatever she, well, what were those renewal vows? Like, yes, I've added for you to keep paying the bills. I completely agree with this. I think this is bullshit. Like you can have whatever kind of new age relationship you want to, but your husband is obviously hurt and you're just bringing your girlfriend around,

like 24-7 while telling him You're you're reasoning for that is because you won't get off the phone like I think like in things of shit You're doing wrong in a relationship You're winning on that Yeah, I mean, I don't know about like like the if like the motivations are on like this level of like well I'm gonna keep him around to pay for the bills they may may not be I'm not sure But I do think that she is in a self-professed self-restage right now But just because you admit that you're in a self-restage does not mean that it makes it more pleasant for anyone else and

It's pretty I think that she's doing some obnoxious things now. Yeah, she's being a dick So Emily is like well every decision Bronwyn makes in life is about Bronwyn. And I guess the Valbra Newell bullshit was continued to pay the bills so I can live the same lifestyle. But I'm going to be with my girlfriend, which is beyond selfish. And she goes, so is there like an endpoint where you don't need to be with Sherry anymore? Because you said you need her right now. So does does that end at some point? And you go back to Sean? she's like, well, I'm in the rest to figure that out. Yeah. And she's like, you know, she's like in a few months, you're not like, she's like, she's like, it's not in a few months. It's like,

it's not this is going to be easy, but it's, but it's what makes me happy. And then at this point, Gina basically shuts it down because she's like, I'm sick of, she bases like, I don't want, I, this woman is selfish. We're not not we're not going to make any inroads. So she just goes, well, if it makes you happy, it makes you happy, which is her way of saying and done. We're not talking about this anymore because you're being unreasonable and you're not listening to us and there's no point. There's no point discussing this. So, Cheney and Emily get up to go pee, and Elizabeth is like, you know what, let's talk about what the skinny bitch is over here,

Sian and look at Sian and skinny bitch. And Cheney's like, so, Broadway, someone said on social media that you hate new part beach, and I would like to know, why is that? And Brawman's like, oh, well, because of all the Trump supporters on the beach, you know, like it's just, it's really hard living in a conservative town. And Sean's like, but you made that choice. You made it just go!

Leave, show, leave, go! Go then! Yeah, if you don't like new-for-beach and don't be here, if you don't like the people, where are you here? And Kelly, Kelly tells us, you can give in your van with the eight people like the Ozarks and you can drive out the Laguna or West Hollywood or wherever your people are.

Yeah, and Promen's like, well, I just wanna be a beacon of light for other liberals. And I'm like, I can't believe we are wedging in one last, like, poorly, poorly, poorly conducted political discussion from Orange County. I'm going to look at a good, good, good, good, there's nothing wrong with that. It's just like living in San Francisco with, you know, like hippies and drug users and crazy people. And bromo's like, I'm not moving my family just because you tell me to it's not this black and white Kelly Yes, it is. This is America. You can have different points of view. There's a whole state about people who like potatoes

Go there My favorite thing is when people argue that you can have a different point of view in an attempt to show you You up from what you're trying to say or you can have a different point of view in a different town. Yeah, just go to that town if you wanna have that point of view. Dude over there, that's freedom. Yeah, so Kelly is like, you can have a different point of view in America. And Brawman's like, well, unless they're different from yours, Kelly, you never shut the fuck up.

And Chang goes, whoa, wow, wow, wow. This is a season finale, so I'm gonna do a Walt with jazz hands above my head So Elizabeth is like well the reason why I think everyone is office because you post you post like don't Don't judge love peace and happiness and then you come at everyone. What's going on with that? That's undeniable unbelievable hypocritical I'm like what's going on with that Dutch? Undeniable, unbelievable hypocritical, indiscriminatory. Bro, I was like I'm not coming after anybody right now, right now.

And Kelly goes, why are you so intolerant? What are you doing? So, Bro, I was like, Kelly is questioning everything about her because she's scared, everything about me because she's scared. And I'm standing up to her, I'm sober, I'm strong, and I I'm smart and those are three things that she just doesn't know how to handle. I'm like no, she just is annoyed by you. She just can't handle being annoyed very well. Yeah, and she's like, let me just be mean and I'll worry about my own shit. And she's like, can I change a subject? I'm wearing tape! I am wearing tape!

So she starts rolling on the ground, trying to make it like wacky time again. And then there's this like awkward procession of husbands who come filtering into the scene, starting with Sean, who is just like, he's like, hi ladies, as you know, totally oblivious to the fact that they just had this entire conversation where Brawin's talking about how

like basically nothing's working and she's being selfish right now and she needs to share it more than Sean. And then we have John Janssen who's coming in oblivious to the fact that they're all talking about him having a drinking problem. And they're all just like just wafting in slowly. It's so bizarre. Yeah, I can't believe Shannon didn't go after Bronwyn about spreading that rumor about John and the golf.

I was surprised actually, yeah. Wondering if that's true, because this weird machine wouldn't come up with that. Yeah, and then Shane comes, it reminded me like the end of big business, you know, when they're like all walking through the lobby of the plaza and each one of the ladies has like a man who's there for them like, hey, hey, what's going on? Like we should be playing some Steve Woonwood higher love right now. Yeah. Um, so Shane comes in and starts cracking jokes. He's like, wow, I don't want to hug anybody. I haven't seen your results. I'll risk it for Kelly though. Yeah, because you want it on this. Yeah. Um, and then there's like Emily falls over in the Instagram chair and they're just like, it's just like, now it's like fun times.

It's like sisterhood, everyone's happy. And then we hear the music that plays at the end of every OCC's and which is like my favorite music. It's like that melancholy sort of happy because it's over but sort of sad because we know like these people have tragic lives and it's like something like that and that means that like we're gonna get our big end of season wrap up you know. Yeah so we have you know cheers to Bronwyn for being six months sober and Bronwyn is like oh I'm sorry I think's like, you know, I feel truly lucky to be where I am. And like honestly, my 2020 is still better than my 2019.

Emily still lives in a tiny house and has taught her children how to use a swiffer sweeper. Bronwyn is saying. Bronwyn is finding her marriage and saying yeah. Yeah. She's like, she's like, Bronwyn is an amazing mom. A good friend. And a big old lesbian.

I like women and it's beautiful. This is the real me and I'm going back to college. And then Emily is Elizabeth is now being honest. We have style. And Elizabeth is like, I've always been honest. You just don't understand me. A lizard myth has ended the season as the head of the basketball association of America, where she goes to town to town, find the towns and basketball players to find for you, play for universities. Jimmy and I are having so much sex right now. We actually, we get hot and sweaty and then it turns out that the people from Pfizer brought my sweat back to the

labs and guess what? A cured coronavirus. And you know, Shannon went through COVID and we went through that together so that mental locked to me, you know, I'm excited about a new friendship with Shannon. And Shannon's like, I'm just, I'm just excited to be happy. I have three amazing daughters, a boyfriend who's committed. And now a new rip Wednesday, which should work out. I mean if we can get through rough patches we can get through anything. It's a gift and I'm lucky to have that. I would say it's as important as my senior prom. Oh I'm so sorry Sophie. I'm so sorry. And Kelly you finally found someone who puts up with you and gets you and that's not easy to do. Yeah, 2020's been an awful year and I feel horrible.

For you guys suckers, it was awesome for me. I look forward to Rick's dick. Yeah, we're just born all day long, born again, born again. And it's like, Kelly is taking photos of Rick and Rick is saying, oh yeah. None of the Trumps soared up to her beach wedding. And Emily, I've got a new hip, new hip, and I've learned that family is important, and relationships are important,

and then Shane goes, and forget the fact that I didn't die. One last. King of snow, and forget the fact that I didn't die. One last. And that's it. We're out of here with the cheers to 2021. Well, we got the reunions of next. We'll see how those go. Yeah, so they made it through that season. That was a weird, weird ass season. Thanks for running virus.

Yeah, it's a weird season, but you know, glad they showed up, you know, showed up and did it. They are essential workers basically. They were showing up to work when only essential workers were supposed to be going. And you know, to people like us, they are essential workers. So thank you guys. And I'm glad that Bravo kept it to an appropriate episode length.

It was, it was like if it had gone on it on any longer, it would have been, it would have been really hard. But we just, we ended it just where we needed, needed to be ended. And now we got our reunions and, and then that's that. Yeah. Well, we sure love you, everybody. Thanks so much for being with us this season. And go get your tickets for the 2021 Crapi Awards. January 21st, 6pm Pacific, 9pm Eastern. Get them at watchwotcrapins.com and don't forget to vote.

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