Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Belly Up!

Episode Date: October 11, 2017

Peggy and Diko celebrate their 22nd anniversary on this week’s Real Housewives of Orange County, and Tamra and Vicki fail at making up. Again. Enjoy! For bonus episodes and extras, become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, the podcast about all that crap we love to talk about. On ye old brubs, I'm Ronnie Karen from Trash Talk TV in the Bachelor podcast called Rose Bricks. I mean, Jesus, how many times do I need to say this shit that I still will mess it up? And here I am with my gorgeous talented little sick coffee partner. Coffee and coffee partner. Coffee, did you hear me cough just now?

Yeah, you're a little. I'm trying to keep you. Ben Mandelker of the V-side vlog in the Bachelor Blender podcast. Hello, Bean. Hi, everyone. I apologize in advance. I have a cough loss in my mouth.

And I know that when people listen to podcasts, you hear everything and it's all in your ear. So I apologize if you hear that that distinctive sound of a loss in you know, scouring around my mouth. But I am fully sick. I have, right now I've taken some Tylenol. I have a big tall T here. I have some orange juice in the other room.

I have some water nearby. I've already taken cough syrup. I am fully loaded. I am wearing my water crap and T-shirt because I'm hoping that maybe like it'll give me some moral support. And I'm just relying on Ronnie to cure me the rest of the way. A good look with that. I'm like the most toxic person in the world.

That was a laugh and a cough. Maybe I can be like your antibiotic and be part of the disease and keep killing the other disease. You know, like kill fire and fire or like the good doctor with fighter. Yeah. God damn it. Fight fire with fighters. That's how you should do it. By the way, to our listeners who are up in Northern California, like stay strong. Oh, it's terrible. I mean, like every week we have another natural disaster. Unfortunately, maybe even a human disaster in the mix to, to,

that we have to give like a shout out to our listeners, but we have a bunch of listeners in Northern California. I have some family up there too. So stay strong and hope you guys are safe. Yeah, Jesus seems like every week, there's something new. Yeah, arcane's earthquakes. The good thing is that also every week, Shannon has another reason to cry.

Do I want to cry at this belly dancing party? No. No. Wait, before we do Orange County, we'll use shall our San Francisco show. Yeah, everybody San Francisco's coming up. November 4th at Social Hall. We are almost sold out. We've got like, I think, 20, 30 tickets left. So go get them. We have another few dates almost booked. So we're gonna continue touring all over the place and meeting you guys and laughing together and drinking together and living together. Yeah, we actually have a we actually have a whole other city that's booked, but we're we're gonna wait to announce it so it's announced with a

bunch of other cities. Yes, but Sam Fran's gonna be a fantastic weekend. So go get your tickets if you haven't. And I think that's it. Let's get into OC, babe. Yeah, let's talk about Orange County. This episode is called Arminian Rhapsody. That's such a great name. Yeah. In Armenia. I'm just a poor boy. I don't remember the lyric. I don't know about the money. When I was a poor boy from poor family, it was the same. It was the same as like this. Mama. I don't know what's the song.

I don't know. Mama. Just killed the man. That's a joke in Armenia. It was a Friday. I don't want to live. Beosabub. I can't remember. I'm like I can't remember. I'm just getting like fragments of the song I can't remember any lyrics of like of course one of the most famous songs of all time. We all song a million times. I can't realize.

I'm just enjoying. Is this just Diko? Is this just Coco with ball in living room? Is this just Diko? Is this just Coco with Bali? Living in the room. No. Is this just Coco with Bali in house? No Coco. Ooh, ooh, ooh.

So let's see, how do we open? We open. Boom. It opens with all of a sudden it becomes NPR, where there's no music. It's just lots of coffee shop sound effects like Order up I'll have a lot of take these

It was bizarre. That's my that's my attempt to make coffee shop sounds with the key. Yeah It was bizarre because they're like this is very serious. There will be no music But they started it like they were gonna do one of their awesome like remixes of random sounds. It started with the espresso machine like, like drip, drip, drip, drip, and then there was no music. Not a please. Yeah, and then it was just Vicki's heels like click,

click, click, click, click. And man, if only that ruffled, that one shoulder ruffle clown spandex, she was wearing made a sound because it's the sound of its own. Well, it was silent and yet it certainly had so much to say. It certainly made a statement in its silence. Also, we should point out that the producers in deference or perhaps in reverence of this grave moment, they skip the opening credits.

They're like, all right, Tamara, I want to have a talk with you. And then it was like boom. It just showed them holding their oranges. They didn't even bother with the opening lines. Like, oh, this is serious. We're going to patch coffee. Yeah. It's a second favorite only to the movie sound effect

So it was like yes, there was just like the tension hung in the air like the many Edison bulbs that were humming quietly And about to 20-year-olds doing their homework And he's just like clacking around like, well, hello, 20 year olds. Well, hello, succulents. Look at these succulents. So cool. She was wearing her top was no worthy, as you mentioned,

because on one shoulder was just like a spaghetti strap. And on the other was like a full on, like, figure skating, flappy thing. There was like an asymmetric disaster. This was definitely a show that highlights Vicky's fashion. I mean, every scene with Vicky this time was amazing. Now, Vicky does that thing that I hate. When housewives say this,

at what type, be a tabra, with like, Dolby Louise. They're dead, okay? They died. Yeah. That's not a good comparison. Okay. Like, one got raped.

They kept running from the law. They were like a poor waiter and then abused wife or something. They were not happy. Let's stop pretending Thelma and Louise was like this happy partnership where everything worked out great. Okay. They're dead at the bottom of a canyon and they wasted a perfectly good convertible, too.

Like fuck them. And also Brad Pitt is not having sex with Tamar or Vicki. I never saw Thelma and Louise. The Brad Pitt does not good. Yeah, I think that's a that was the rate thing. So yeah, it was Brad Pitt, the rapist, because that case, I take it back. Yeah, don't be making any of my fun to make a rate. The rate jokes.

And he's already got the corner. She's already cornered the rate joke market this week. All I know is that one Louise is like the Brad Pitt breakout role. Um, uh, this is, yeah, so we we do get like at least I'm glad that she said Thelma and Louise instead of Lucy and Ethel because if there's anything more tire than Thelma and Louise is Lucy and Ethel. Yes, they were Lucy and Ethel. They'd be like that version of Lucy and Ethel that you want to drive off the cliff. Like the chocolate factory gets shut down. Yes. So yeah, we get the whole montage of Vicki and Tamer being friends. Yeah, we've got to do lots of ups and downs, and then we just saw crazy face after crazy

face after crazy face. I mean, seeing how crazily these faces change from season to season, it was, it's like watching a snake shed its skin, you know, in those like fast motion videos, those time-lapse videos. That's cruel to the snake. That's true. So let's see, she's sitting there waiting and she's all awkward and then we see Tamer drive up and she's like, I've got a little water bottle filled with the shake. That's Yeah, most dramatic scene with nothing dramatic happening. Exactly.

And Timmer is doing this whole thing saying she just wants to be able to apologize. I mean, here's the problem. If you do really want to move forward, you can't go in with expectations of apologies. It should be expectations of let's try to be friends and be friendly, et cetera. And you know, and then in the back of your head, you say, hopefully an apology will come or maybe you get to that like good We're that place where you're communicating and having fun with each other and then you can be like, you know I'm really sorry for what I did and then you know

But this walking in hoping to have an apology under the Edison bulb. It's not gonna happen With the succulents on the table and the people doing homework around you not gonna Exactly and Vicki's and Vicki's's expecting Tamara to walk in and just hug her. So they both have these ridiculous expectations. They don't know. Vicky's like putting a bib around her neck, waiting for a casserole. Like it's not gonna happen. Okay.

She's like, I just don't want to fight anymore. Okay. It's like, okay, Tina Turner. Hey, you know what I want Tamara to do? Hug me, feed me, and put the hatchet down. Let's be kind. Revide. There's a charge. if you're not kind

to rewind, okay? So Tamara, Tamara comes in and she sits down in full bitch face. Like she is not ready to have any sort of growth come from this. She just says, so what's up? I'm like long stare, long stare. Like he's like, do do that see me wearing my one-shoulder cloud ruffle I mean this is tibre if you humiliated myself for you with this ridiculous outfit just that way you could feel better look I just want to get to a place where we can be quiet be quiet be quiet step the bad be nice be nice be nice that's I am kind to you but in your mind in your mind, in your bite, you cried, you're nice to me, but it's like this.

And then she does that thing with her fingers where she's making crazy motions around her temple, but both of her fingers are going a different way. Like she's like, still never gonna bike to work. You know, it never makes sense. And Tamer's like, what does that mean? She's like, no, like in your bite, it's like doing this. She's like, what are you going to fight backwards?

What are you doing, bats? Be kind. Be kind. Just be kind. Be kind. Like, can't you be good to me? Stop. The Tina Turner references.

And it might have fight no more. We don't need another hero, Tamra. I love to get job at this city, Tamra. Tamra, I mean, like, what's love got to do with that, okay? So Tama's like, I'm at daddy, you bitch. And she's like, I've tried to be nice, but you won't let me. You won't let me. And then the people doing their homework look over like, do we dare tell these girls to be quiet?

Or these ladies to be quiet? The judge mental 17 year old barista is like, how dare she make that noise. Well, I'm trying to do a poor over. Yes. And Tamri does that abusive lifetime has been thing that she's been doing all season where she goes, cup dab, Vicki, not a good love. Oh my god.

Come down, Vicki. Come. Well, this is come down. Well, you know, that's like our least favorite thing is when someone like pokes a bear and then goes to come down. Because basically Vicki is trying to say her side of the story. She's saying, listen, you have been attacking my character. Oh, she's like, I own up to my thing, but you've been attacking my character. And then Tamara keeps interrupting her. And then Vicky's like, I'm trying to explain

it, but you keep interrupting me. And that's when Tamara's like, well, calm down, figure out. And Vicky's like, look, I'm just sick of the minute she starts doing the weird bicycle thing around her temples again. She's like, look, you're getting people to say this, that be beat. You're getting people to be beat. It's Vicki, you've had like seasons to come up with this conversation at this terrible succulent coffee shop. This is what you got. And Tamer's like, wait, Bats, you think I'm trying to get people to be mean to you, Bats? You tried to break up my marriage. What has Eddie ever done to you? Yeah, and then yeah, then they get I just want to say before we even get into this

What was I gonna say? I don't know probably something stupid about Ridiculous about innocent like she's not totally trying to know it was it was like this is you I mean about innocent like she's not totally trying to. Oh, you know, it was, it was like, this is, you, I mean, this is already such a disaster of a conversation because they're just, they're just like, like airing out their grievances. And that's not, like, we've seen this a million times on housewives.

I mean, remember Bethany and Ramona and at your in this house, when you air it out, everyone just gets defensive and angry, you know? Like, this is just not how to move forward. So we just know the scene is gonna be disaster. Well, and the problem with these two is that they're both right. Vicki is guilty of all that cancer shit.

She is guilty of the gay stuff with Eddie, but Tamra is also guilty and totally trying to team people up to not shoot with Vicki. Like she's doing it on camera. It's not like it's that big of a secret, you know? Yeah, I just, I kind of feel like Vicki has paid the price for this cancer scam, because I actually, I've always maintained that,

that I do think it has been more, it was more of a Brooks thing and that Vicki got roped into it and Vicki went along. And she has paid the price. Like I think that people really hate her now and it's really damaged her her public image as much as she had one And she was she's been raked over the coals and at this point I think it's time to like move on because the truth is these women have all done horrible things to each other and

Vicki's thing while really deplorable is is not that much more deplorable than some of the things the camera has done to a lot of different people So at this point it's like okay, you have punisher you have thrasher You know, I think it's time to move on because because I think I think I think he's actually kind of right She's saying like I I Come back. I have apologized, but like you guys act as if like it was just only me and you guys have been pretty vicious to me too Yeah, but Vicki really she cannot she cannot just she can never just make up herself She can't help herself like that's a problem because she's like I haven't done anything to any I like Eddie Timmer's like that why why do you think I would bury someone who's

And Vicki's like I don't know like what do I know baby to use you? I don't know for a gym gym parking a parking space to gym room. I don't know Accommodie use me that was his idea I mean that was my idea. I asked him to invest I begged him to be part of it I love how Tamra is getting mad about the gym angle, you know, because the funny thing is that Tamra is asking a rhetorical question and Vicki is answering it sincerely like oh well Maybe he used you because he wants something, you know because he's gay That's like Vicki don't answer when she asks you why if he's gay why would he marry me just step away Walk back and be like I don't know say I don't know. I thought that's strange too

And that's why I don't think that rumor has any you know know, maybe that rumor doesn't have any, you know, any legs, you know, yeah, you to give you to gay marriage is legal now. Woohoo. Yeah, such as such as like, I don't know why you do that. You know, you can't you can't understand gay people sometimes. You know, when you're in the class, you do strange things. I don't understand but sex either, you know. I mean, I don't understand but sex either you know I mean terrible Why me why why why would you have sex with me? Why like two men can't have a baby? I don't get it So you know there's no there's no logic in what Eddie does. I don't understand plays where suddenly people start singing things Like what do you want me to what do you want me to say like I'm gonna hate Oklahoma now? Oh wait actually I do hate Oklahoma I mean I don't know I don't I Mean I don't know like I don't. I mean, I don't know.

I don't know. Why does he like having sex with lady Gaga? It seems strange to me. I want to go through a boo-hoo to boo-hoo. OK, can we do that? Can we just do that? She's like, no, that's my husband's gay. OK, Tamara, you've made gay jokes about your husband.

I think already three times the season. And have since you started dating him. So. Exactly. And I like her excuse saying, he doesn't even want to bet and that gem bass, that's that's like so you're saying he's doing things he doesn't want to do keeping his real impulses inside. Got it. So basically nothing gets solved except everyone's homework gets ruined in the coffee shop. And be time. Be kind, be kind, provide.

She's saying be kind, which is her new, be nice. I don't know how she's evolved to be kind, but she says it 20 times while. At least it gave Tamara an opportunity to have a soap dish caliber monologue or mini monologue. She goes, you know what, again, you don't deserve my heart. You don't deserve my friendship. And you know what, again, you don't deserve my heart, you don't deserve my friendship. And you know what, it just dawn on me. You don't deserve, man.

It just dawned on me. Model of term is life. Yeah, so she like marches out of there and the girls are like, oh my god, old lady fights are we safe? They're all under the table. Did you notice when they cut back to that table, all the girls were gone except one? Fuck this. Chemistry is hard enough. Starbucks. And then Vicki just sits there alone.

She's like, I did that. Just get walked out. Odd. Look at this lovely giant leafed plant. Does anyone need help if it's economic? Yeah, how much do you does it take to move you out of this coffee shop? Look at all these books.

I just wanted to say congratulations to all the girls in here. You're going to get a job. I see it coming. All right. Well, somehow I failed. And then it's like sad garage band guitars like what is AP chemistry? Anyway, is there a BK chemistry like B kind chemistry?

BKC. But then afterwards I like Vicky. Vicky of course is feeling bad for herself. And she's like, what could I have done any differently? I'm like, about a million things. First of all, when she asks you about about Eddie being gay, maybe try to show some contrition or like, like try to say, you know, that you're right. I shouldn't have said that. It's none of my business and you know you guys have a wonderful marriage. So I shouldn't have repeated that and I should have shot it down. That's what you could have done. You know what? I just want to say that I respect Eddie and like Eddie, I want to swallow. By pride. It's say I'm sorry. Like however you have to say it. Just say you're sorry. Okay.

So she calls Steve and Steve's like, oh, when it was Tarnace, she's like, all right, give it up. Give it up. Give it up, Mexican Steve Lopez. He's like, well, it's still ready for Sheriff. So basically, he gives dad advice where he's like, well, you know, all you can do is talk about it and them's the big guns.

Gotta let it go. You gotta let it go because you brought out the big guns. Well, poor Steve, I actually, you know, his advice has always been really good all season, but he is unfortunately getting bad input because she's making it sound like she's sad time or down. I was like, listen, I just want to be friends. Can we mature women? We have a lot of history.

We love each other. Let's be kind. That's rewind. Let's go back to the days of VHS. And let's be friends again. But that's not how it went. But that's what Steve thinks happened. And he's like, well, you did the best you could.

So you know, batter up. Um, you bought out the big guns. And she's like literally my cousin doubt. I just said now. I'm sad. I'm sad and godless. I'm good. I'm just sad.

My guns are down. So the Tamra calls Eddie on her car phone and he's like Hello, I just walked out of coffee. He's like yeah because she's full of shit bat Look how about that. Let's not fucking hell. I'm saying Then Steve's telling Vicki. He's like, you know the problem is that Tamara she just wants to win the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the that they're both basically ruining each other, they're never gonna win because they're losers right now. You're gonna be doing lots of solo scenes crying to their Bluetooth speaker husband.

Because let me tell you something, the two people on this cast who have the least amount of story going on are Vicki and Tamra. And I would even argue that Tamra has less story going on than Vicki. I mean, well, I don't really know what Vicki's story is. There you have. Vicki moves.

Boom! Boom! I mean, honestly, has Tamra has not had a story in like three years. Yeah. Tamer hasn't done anything in a long time, actually. Well, last year, I was, last year cancer was cancer two years ago. Why do I feel like cancer? Cancer was two seasons ago.

Last year, she was working out. Her journey was that she was in this competition. I'm sorry. That's not a terribly compelling story, but it worked because the cast chemistry was so good. I hate to say it, but we were a little concerned that with Heather to grow left, it would knock things out of whack, and I think it has. I'm sorry. I've actually enjoyed the season more than a lot of people, people are saying like, it's so terrible. People say it's terrible because it started off so strong and then it kind of

peedered off, but that being said, something is up with the season. It has like a different direction. The casting is wonky. I think, you know, Lydia has had her moments, but she's not been amazing. Megan, I mean, I don't know why she's back to be honest. And Peggy, I'm actually enjoying Peggy, but it just, it feels like we have a JV squad here. It feels like, I don't know if there's like a new director, a new showrunner, a new producers. It's just wonky this season. They need to get that get the ship back on track. Well, all these things tonight's also all these changes.

Thank you to the music, the music people again, because now we get the volleyball. So now we're at the Bayside restaurant. Silver he is getting out of a car and it's Peggy and Tico going to have a meal again. Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum countertop or them sitting in a restaurant. Go go I'm sorry go go I didn't mean it. Well they're here to they're at the base had restaurant to celebrate 22 years together at their anniversary and Diko is reflecting on how things are different. He's like, would you imagine back then? You know I could have been only important. Anything that I know that he's like reflecting on how things were different and how. Twenty two years. Twenty two years ago we didn't have the luxury of dinner

My go and I guess you think it's like I was happy whatever we were It doesn't matter to me. I see no difference. I see no difference between no money and whatever is happening Not we have money now do it money Do we have money can we afford this restaurant? Oh, yes, we can now you have five terrible ugly cars instead of whatever one you had before. And he's like, let's stick to what we've done for 22 years. What kind of one you like, babe? So then we have the, I would say the breakout star of this episode.

It's a compressed lobster salad. I love the compressed lobster salad, please. What is this compressed lobster salad? Oh, oh, oh, oh, the waitress is like, well, What is this compressed lobster salad? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the waitress is like, well, he is partly right. The lobster is compressed. She's like, oh, oh, wait. What is this compress?

Why is the lobster compressed? Because he's going to eat it. Why? Tell it to cheer up lobster, stop it, compress. I love Orange County is culinary innovations. We're putting a bunch of lobster in a mold and call it compressed. Cookie cutter lobster.

So she's tagging like in Armenian culture, women are submissive, but I was too busy with school to be submissive. Okay, and he's like, remember all the memories. Remember when I got you that car and you said it's more than the house. Diko, all Diko wants to talk about is how much goddamn money he had. I'm sorry about your tiny penis, Diko. Okay, talk about something else and preferably not over lunch somewhere where you're ordering

lobster in cookie molds. That's a shame because I really like Diko. I really like Diko and Peggy quite a bit to be honest. I almost feel like they're almost a little too normal for this show. Aside from the extravagant gifts and the black and white cars, they are pretty functional. They're pretty even killed. I think we're going to see later in this episode they have a rational approach to things. They just don't quite fit in with these with these looney tunes. They're just assholes about their money. Get the fuck out of here. I'm kind of getting tired at them. Although I do like the money. I do like I do like imitating them badly. But also I do like

to see somebody grow. Look how I'm taking back my entire opinion already. I'm such a flip flopper. But I like watching people grow throughout a season. And Peggy actually said this. She goes, 22 years isn't always bliss. There are struggles. But you don't throw the towel in. I was like, whoa, you don't throw the towel in. Here the fuck taught you that.

That's like the first saying you've ever used. I know. She should tell that to her iPhone next time it rings No, don't commit suicide. Don't throw in the towel you ring ring Don't throw in that compress it. Yeah, compress compressed our salad so they're gonna have a party for their 22-year anniversary

a party for their 22-year anniversary. He was like wacky clown music and he's like, did you finalize the guest list? And she's like, nobody said no. So now she's worried that Eddie and David aren't comfortable with Vicky. Unlike everybody else in the cast, he was like so excited to see her. And he said, well, we thought if he asked what Kelly's house. And then she goes, imagine them there on the one table. Just help anything. So she's mad at David. This Gus thing. I know it loud.

This Gus thing. And then Tika goes, no one knows what it's fear like. What it feels like to maybe lose your wife when that guy says cancer cells three millimeter. Like, I guess people do you know that, but I get it. Love you guys. Can't wait to your anniversary. It gonna be a laugh right? Yeah, Kelly speaking of Kelly's at home with her dad Frank kitchen Don't hang it out You use that steamer and all you this steamer and well the steamer race And by steamer I mean a Cleveland steamer if you know what I'm saying right. Just and by steam or I mean a Cleveland steamer if you know what I'm saying. So uh so then Bobby comes walking up the stairs and Kelly's like, hey ma I told I told

dad he'll go with you you can go with you to the senior center and Bobby just dares like how dare you how dare you just how I'm going by myself. Thank you very much. Yeah. How about that Kelly? I'm going to go by myself, Kelly. How about that? Dingly earrings. Also, before the mom came up, Kelly is telling the dad, so are you still doing that stuff like delivering boxes to poor people? And he goes, Oh, yeah, you know, it's nice to do stuff like that for poor people. And she goes, Yeah, it's like me trying to get mom to go to the senior

center. Giving to the poor is not the same as trying to lock your mom into senior center Kelly. Yeah. Exactly poor Bobby poor sweet Bobby, the resident prairie dog of this season. So yeah, because he was talking to the brothers, his brothers in X law. Yeah, and it's like become this big problem. She's like, Okay, how about this? How about you, you talk to your own family

because they're Mac, he's a gasiper, your gasiper, and that's what you're doing. He's like, fine, I won't talk to them then. If you don't want me to talk to him, but you know, our family and his family, I want to talk to your brothers, and that's what it's going to be. I said, I'm sorry.

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really. Well then you can't touch my steamer. That's an erase against Kelly's steamer. How about that? I know. We never found out which steamer one. What a ripoff. I know. We'll have to find out. We'll texture. Kelly, we need to get the bond to steamer issue.

We promise not to use this phone number for stalking or abuse, but please tell us what happened with the steamers. So then we go to Lydia and Judy at a store and like sparkles. Yeah, you want to just fast forward. Basically, they're rich now. Lydia's like, we were always rich, but now we're really rich because someone died and the mom just keeps walking around going

Oh, what's the damage gonna be? What's the damage? Yeah, I mean, that's pretty much what it is, but what I was surprised to hear was that Judy is actually 69 and I actually think she looks really great for 69 Yeah, and of course has to bring in some 69 jokes. And Lydia's like, which part of the Bible is that? No, stop talking about it. You know, instead of talking about this scene, can we talk about Hello Fresh because they are our sponsor for today?

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There was a glitch in the Matrix. Yeah, exactly. So we get back in its Kelly and her dad again. And he's, I don't know why they said this, but he's like, well, yeah, it's like the life of Riley. Oh, the dog, it was about the dog, right? The dog. It's like, look at the dog, he's so cute. He's like, yeah, it, like the life of Riley. Oh, the dog. It was about the dog, right? The dog. But I get the dog.

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So they're talking about how sad life is and divorce and all that stuff. And then as Kelly tells us what a good dad he was, we get a shot of her when she was the cheerleader. God bless the 80s. She had like a cheerleading uniform with big ruffled shoulders. What the hell?

It's like a problem for a 90s. I don't know. I think it was probably the 90s. It's just that maybe 90s Phoenix is like 80s everywhere else. So then we go. Now everyone's as climbed into various SUVs, and they're all headed to the anniversary party, the big Diko Peggy anniversary party.

And like every car, someone's having a fun time. I was like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, and like Tamra and Jan and R&1 car and Kelly passes them and like, and they cut their like, Lydia and Doug's car and it's like, they should be fun. Doug's just sitting there with his terrible Fauhock. She's like, will it be fun? It's like, well, it's about Diko and Peggy. Yeah. You guys were a real party.

Yeah, and then they're in the Olima with Peggy's family. They're talking about how Diko, when Gio was a little baby, Diko used to always kiss her little butt after their washer and Coco was like, did you do that to me? It's like, Coco, no questions questions in limo, go go. I kissed your feet, huh? Look, I'm wearing my sunglasses on my forehead. Oh, yeah, go go.

Go go. Quiet, go go. We want to both enjoy 22 with beautiful friends. I want them to know our culture. Hookah, Armenian cuisine. Valley Dancer. So Armenian. Everything you said is only Armenian. Huka's belly dancers, food. She's like, we're going to have dinner. Like a true Armenian wood. So they get to the place and Squiggy is there like a restaurant host or

whatever. He's like, welcome. He's like a little mini Danny DeVito deco. And Vaggy's like, we have belly dancer. Is she cute as belly dancer? She's not fat, right? Damn, Peggy. Yeah. How much of the internet Peggy pisses off by hardly saying anything? A lot.

A lot of the internet. And how are you going to fat shame a belly dancers? Belly dancers are by right kind of chunky. I grew up with belly dancers. So first time I ever cried out of terror at a birthday party was when they had a fucking belly dancer there. I was terrified. My mom, but you know, yeah, sorry.

No, they still tell stories like they've never heard me scream that loud. I was like, yeah. But to be fair, if they got like a fat belly dancer, who would be the first people to be like, what was up with that fat belly dancer? It would be us. Okay, so Peggy knows who's out there. She's like, listen, two queens on radio want to make fun of belly dancer. Make sure she's kidding. Never. So Peggy's like, Coco, what you think? He's like, about what? You know this idea, you take anti-vicky hand,

and then you take anti-tamrah hand, and then you make them kiss for my birthday, Coco. He's like, but I don't want to be turned into stone. I don't want them to put me in the oven and cook me. Cancel and cradle. I don't want to evaporate into a pillar of salt. Coco and Cretto. I'm evaporating through a pillar of salt. I like that you got some biblical sit in there. Well, I'm just, it was biblical and mythical, because I went stone and then I went salt. I just imagine that like, Tamara and Vicki kissing the same child at the same time will cause some sort of rift in the universe and poor Coco will bear the brunt of it.

He's just gonna evaporate and go into the upside down. Scott Bacula up here is like quantum leap. Oh, they found the fold. They found the fold. So she's like, dude, I would feel so bad if Scott Bacula showed up and quantum leap and looked himself in the mirror and saw himself as Tamra. You gotta fix this batch. Be nice, be quiet, be quiet.

So if I could do it, Coco, I give you dollar and he goes, I want a thousand dollars. She goes, it's all the same to me. I don't know this money. Not Peggy. So, she's like no one can say no to Coco unless it is me and he is holding ball and he's in the house. Get a groom. No ball in the, no ball in anniversary party go goal. So everybody starts to arrive and Megan shows up with like a basket of spots. She's like, here, I got you, shampoo's and lotion. Yeah, she's she's told the basket from the hotel, you know, that they leave out with like the

little tiny coffee machine. Yes.. Little tiny little tiny creamer. Look here. Here, some gyms travel to St. Louis. Whoa, look at that necklace. FF, FF. So everyone, Santa, look. Oh, congratulations. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Wow, here I am. So happy to be here. This is just, wow. Santa's really trying to be here. This is just wow. Shannon's really trying hard to just be as happy as possible. Yeah, exactly. She, you know, she's already feeling self-conscious about the fact that she and Tamara and was a maybe was a Megan, Kelly, they're all wearing gray sparkly dresses like figure skaters. My second figure skating reference this episode, but I can't help it if figure skating fashion has taken over Orange County. It all started with this week's us and it will never end. Yeah, exactly. I'm tamer's like, yeah, it's hilarious.

Pat, so we all have sparkles, but your best they didn't get that is for 50 batch bucks. Okay, I got him by that. Did she get her for on sale? Yeah, she's saying like, I'm the poor one who's down to earth. They're just like crazy and rich. So drama music as Vicki stumbles in in a skin-tight green dress with cutout in the back, the shape of a tear drop because Vicki said, be kind, be nice. I'd look, my back is Greg. What big tier? It looked like. What did she look like? It's just like a giant Shamrock shake. Just like this big green. Yeah, that or she's skin gumbie. Yeah, I found this fun this animal. Nice skinned it.

Oh, sad. Get it. This is facing her tear to be can't to gum be. I mean, it was bad. And that flesh tone cut out shit. If you're gonna put a flesh tone polyester or whatever, that's not even the same color as you. Please just stop doing that. Everybody just stop. If you can't use your flesh as your flesh, just stop. Just cover it up. You know what, Vicki, here's when you know you've aligned with the wrong gaze. When you now had two horrific ensembles in the same episode, you were clearly with the wrong gaze. Okay, first there's that fo-hawk guy who was being like, my friend's blow, at a gem.

And now you're wearing these crazy ass dresses and tops or whatever. You have to fix your gaze. You have to fix your gaze. Yeah, start at home, start at the gaze. Step one. So Shannon sees her and just starts sipping very dramatically. And her and Tamara just keep looking around like,

oh, anybody else see? Vicki, wow, look there. Hey, Vicki, hey, not that I can't do. I can't hear the Vicki's here. No, no, no. Yeah, so they immediately Shannonan in and Tamer, immediately bolts to outside to the hookah. And because, you know, truly no one will film

with Vicki at this point. So they're outside and Kelly comes out to join them and she's like, huh, it was 420 yesterday. And she's like, huh, 420? What is, what is, David? David, what does 420 mean? What is it? 420? April 20th? What the heck is David David what is 420 mean for what is it for 20 April 20? What the heck is 420?

Timber's like a snoop dog Who's that what is that a dog? Archie Archie now Archie now 420 negative thoughts about Archie and David Archie's partner is dog named Snoop is that Snoopie? For 20 and she's the one who's like, I didn't like a bomb because Tamara in all of her excitement to escape Vicki and not shoot with Vicki She's like, look we're gonna watch how I can run a scene. How do you work?

I look up at just make this add to please Batch. Just make this end, please. I don't get it. Gats. Yeah. So Diko. So I just by I think Diko sticks Coco with Vicki because he's going to go outside. He's like, yeah, he's Coco. Go speak to crazy lady. So it's a Vicki like grabs grabs Coco by the shoulders. This is like one of those crazy Woody Allen moments from Radio Day.

Is there something? She grabs Koko by the shoulders. She's like, yeah, Koko, there are two girls in here who don't like me, but I don't care anymore. I don't, because I'm happy. I'm happy and I let it go. Okay, Koko, I just let it go. Koko's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh care Coco. Guess who's that guy those girls, but you know what? Guess who doesn't care. Say it. Say it. I don't know me Vicki. That's who Vicki's got a job. Say it Vicki's got a job I don't care. It's a tear on my back. Get it

Let's see like flips her hair. It's like please like free cocoa, please Coco, Coco's just like I'll never do fall in house again. No, ball and house I'll never do ball and house again. No ball and house. No ball and house. Let's go You failed you failed Coco when you play ball and house the Vicky master of common grab you by shoulders So Peggy's like hello everybody speed ding ding ding ding ding Is this when everyone starts to sit down at the tables? Yeah, she goes. Hello everybody. You are here for me sit down So everyone starts sitting down and shadows already seated at a table and Lydia's sort of figuring out where she's gonna sit in chat

Like how Lydia Lydia come on Can we get you ask a shit you want to hear no? No? Oh? Oh Lydia sitting over there. I guess I guess maybe that's a cooler table than over here. I guess maybe that's why she, I guess she's gonna live there because David, David, David over there. Well, didn't they take Kelly too? Do they come over here, Kelly? What, I just sit over here at this table?

Well, first though, she was all ruffled by the fact that Lydia didn't sit with them. She's like, ah, huh. Am I happy that Lydia wants to sit over there? No, no. I see where I stand with her. That's okay. It's not gonna hurt my time because I'm having such a fun time because I'm so happy!

Now I'm getting away! I mean, now I'm just winning. So, Kelly sits over there and thinks it's like, uh, it's a power struggle. So, but you're so childish. With that child, bring him over here. Let's talk about the childish to this. Come here, come here little poo-coo. Coco!

I don't care, come here. Swatter off my back, do I care? I don't care, Coco. Okay, be nice. Go tell those girls to be nice. Help me. So yes, then Kelly sits down there with Timra and Chan. And it was definitely like they were gathering troops.

I mean, Vicki called it. Vicki was right. I mean, it's just like, oh, they're basically mean girls over there. OK, I get it. So then I love Peggy starts going around from table to table and it's like introducing everyone to various Middle Eastern foods. She goes like, this here is taboula.

And Kelly goes, oh, it's tabouli. Yeah, because she doesn't pronounce them right. She's like, this is Armenian food. For example, taboula taboula. Yeah, cuz she doesn't pronounce them right. She's like this is our minion food for example This is Baba Ghan Kelly's heckling the birthday girl So that's why you say this to bully. Hey, did I ever tell you guys the one about bathroom scales? So meanwhile, Vicki is totally stuck with Lydia Doug having the most boring conversation ever. I don't even remember what they were talking about.

I just remember things myself. This sucks for Vicki. She is the rich. She is the OG of OC. And she stuck at the table listening to dogs say things like, well, you know, the thing is, if you wear a bow tie, you can have a clip on or you can tie it yourself. Read about all of that in Nobleman magazine.

Our presence is our present. Chapter 13 of Nobleman magazine. And then the bellycer comes back. So the Valley Dancer comes out and he goes like, you like that, huh? And Lydia of course has to find a reason to get offended at everything because she's more Christian than everybody who ever walked the earth. And she's like, is Diko giving money to her? Like she's a stripper?

Is that custom? Where's their son? Yeah. They cut to Coco just staring his eyes open and huge smile on his face. Like his life is blooming in front of him. It's like a little picture of baby Ronnie, the first time he saw a white castle. It's just like I have something in the distance so Sam is like What do you see the deco what do you see the cuckoo Look I'm gonna go by here with this for cuckoo

The person that was our cook I'm just sick to don't make me do this. Don't make me laugh so hard at Coco's doing Ariel. I can It's like Coco trying to be a little mermaid, but Vicki just holding him underwater like no, you're not leaving me a little mermaid Get back down here. I'm back and be left on this seashell table to load. Get back here Okay, Coco if you want to talk to belly dance, I need to take something from you. Okay. No, I'm going to take. I'm going to take your ball. No, take my voice.

No, your ball. No ball in house. Go. Please take my legs. No, that take you legs. I'm taking your ball. Coco washes up on shore. I'm cursed. I can talk. I have legs, but I don't have my ball Like it seems like you're pretty okay la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la swirling around coke this ball. It's like shadow and entamer that yields something around the ball. Oh my god. Well Shannon is still convinced to show everybody that she's

having a great great time. So she goes up to the belly down there and she's like whoa wow wow I'm not doing the belly. I don't do that belly part. Oh, don't don't she starts dancing. And then time is like, I'm fun. Sam make it rain. And Kelly's just ignoring them and eating. This is like the third week in a row. Kelly's just ignoring everything and actually enjoying her food, which is very rare on a housewives show. Yeah. Someone should remind Kelly to go off her meds because it's way more fun when she's crazy. And she's like, Oh, look, I swear, I guess.

Do you know the call this taboo? Taboo. Taboo. So Peggy joins. And then Peggy is like really good at this dancing. I just wrote, now we see how she paid for college because they are Peggy. Well, then, and then, and then Peggy does a speech. She's like sitting on Deco's lap She has a martini glass and she's like threatening to drop it and he's like come on babe

This isn't a Greek restaurant because she was let it be Greek and she just drops her martini glass She really does she really does push back at everything he says. Babe! Do you need the Greek recipe, babe? Let it be. It's Greek. No. Where's my giro? Where is my giro?

It's not pronounced giro. It's pronounced giro, babe. Where is my gyro, Diko? No, babe! Diko? No, babe! Diko, Coco, get me T-Roll. Where do you mean? Coco, this is a ball! So she tries to give us speech.

This is the first time we've seen Peggy drunk. Yeah, and it's hilarious. She's just like 100 times the asshole. And I can see why she doesn't drink that much, because she filly is an acid rug. Just throwing glasses on the ground. And Tim was like, that is amazing. 22 years, especially in the OC, with all my three betches is having added up to 22 years,

that's how many of you have faced for 22 years. Hey, Peggy did a really great job in making your entire cast spiral because they're all well. Oh 22 years. Oh, I wonder what that's like. Oh I'm so kind to your home. Of course. He's like, I am so lucky to symbolize it. I got lots of diamonds. I got me a car. Her car. We on a new house. We're calling on a trip. Anybody been on a private plane? That's one of the ceiling right now. Okay, Diko's like Diko's just jerking off with his money all over. And of course, two Ferrari's last

year this year, two matching Rose Gold something watches. It's Rose Gold something watches. Yeah, you guess they get these big chunky watches. And he's like, Oh, I almost forgot. $150,000 necklace. So then of course, like, Meg gets like, I won't want to. She's like, that is ostentatious. But I won't want to. And then she adds into the corner, and I'm like, huh? Well, two Christmas's ago. I got a bread maker, I got a pan.

And Kelly goes, I didn't get anything for my tent. OK, you two are really bringing the party up. But I like Kelly's like, I can't reach. like, okay, everybody we're all gonna split the tab. Okay. Like, separate checks. So the party's going well. So he goes like, hey, Shannon, let me put you aside. I need to talk about something really quickly.

You know, because the producers were like, hey, you should probably talk to Shannon. He's like, okay. So her face, they sit down outside and her face is already in panic mode. You know where she's, where she's in the in the like she's already doing an owl impersonation like Your eyes are open I wrote down you face because she's doing that Like she's And her eyes are really wide like she's waiting to see what she's one Yeah, she can't tell if she's won something or she has to,

or she owes something. So Diko's basically like, you know, Shannon, the other night, David was sort of interrogated. It was sort of questioning me like, was the cancer or no cancer, was a lot of cancer or the little cancer. And I just want to clear the air because I don't know, it's weird.

I don't want you like, you know, I thought it was weird and my big mouth, I told Peggy, and then she felt sort of weird about it. I didn't want to come back to you and become a thing. So I just want to tell you, like, I'm sorry, like, you know, and, I'm like, good luck talking to Shannon and having it not become a thing. Grave is out of her face.

She's still making u-face, but her eyes are already welling up with tears. And she's looking around like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, she's looking around for someone to save her. So of course, is this where Tamra comes out? So Tamra comes out. Well, slowly, one by one, people start coming out.

You know, because it's, I think I've mentioned this before in some past episode. Whenever there is an issue like this on a house, so I've shown, people just pop up in a Simpsons scene. Whenever there's a fight on the Simpsons, you'll notice that two people will be fighting, and then all of a sudden these little animated characters appear in the background one after the other.

And that's what happens on these shows. They just only appear. The camera's the worst, because she's like, it's just deep because I just came out to smoke a hookah. So, Diko, so as more and more people come in and the moment, like what he's trying to say gets convoluted, he literally stands up and he gets into shans and he goes, he literally says, I just want to apologize to you for misreading David. And I'm like, this is one of the nicest things that anyone has ever done on the housewives.

Well, he's basically knows. He's confronting her, but he I'm like, this is one of the nicest things that anyone has ever done on the housewives. He's basically- He's nearly knows. He's confronting her, but he's also like, oh shit, now I'm being a housewife because my wife won't do this fucking job. And now they're all gonna come yell at me. He's like trying to apologize while he confronts her,

but it's like, it's almost like telling a baby, baby, you can't just throw your food from my chair. And they're like, booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and I think I created a situation. And so I'm just saying, I'm sorry, because I think I misread it and, you know, I'm sorry in advance. But Chad was like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm not David. I'm not David. Hey, you should take a page out of David's book

and don't talk to the wife. Talk to David. How dare you, sir? Did you hear my bread maker story? Did you? Did you? I think I just, I got a bread maker and a pan and guess what I did not get a face that looks like David talk to him so she's trying not to cry you know he's like I just

wanted to say I'm sorry he said well is it that got this. Not necessary. I got it. 40 to 50 negative thoughts about Diko right now. 40 to 50 negative thoughts. So she goes in to talk to Peggy, and she's like, ha, Peggy, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm trying to understand, because Diko was saying something that there's like an issue between us,

and I don't know what the issue is, and you know, it seems like it's an issue between David and Diko, and it. Peggy's like, oh no, no, don't worry, no, no, no, it's fine, like it's an issue between Dave and Diko. And they're like, oh no, don't worry. No, no, no, it's fine. It's fine. I just, you know, it's weird that Dave asks so many questions, but you know, it's weird.

You know, but it's fine. It's like it's inappropriate, but you know. Yeah, she's slated in this part because Santa's just trying to get an emotional response. I don't want to make a big deal. I'm just holding my jacket and I'm going to leave quietly. Well, I stopped that and glitter and Peggy's like no this came up. Oh, you know, Diko. He likes to clear the air, which is why we have 10 cars

Like I was hurt I was hurt I was hurt I was hurt. Oh It's fun time time I actually think I think actually Peggy handled it Also quite gracefully. She's busy saying yeah kind of hurt me, but like don't worry about it It's like I think she was kind of saying it hurt me, but if it was a big enough deal, I probably would have said something like you Right back to each other like deco and Peggy because she has You know there was questions and then there was question questions, heart questions, questions and cards, like she's trying to, she's just repeating the same thing and then she goes, the thing is, I felt for D-Cool, that is the one I felt for. And Janet's like, oh wow, okay, well I'm sorry then, I'm sorry. And she goes, no, no, it wasn't right, out of the circumstances, but okay. Thank you, thank you, God, you put on this Well, thank you. Thank you.

God. It's added puts on this big, big smile. Like she wants to cry and she just has to smile. Like it's, I don't know if the smile saying I hate you or I want to cry, but she's like, all right. Well, thank you for having me. It was a wonderful time. I'm glad I had the opportunity to be humiliated in front of you

wearing a dress that's what they're wearing. I'm so glad about that. Bye. And as you get to, she goes to the car where Tamra's sitting and she's like, I mean, shock right now. Shucks. Absolutely. Shock. She's crying and Tamra's like, but now, shudder.

She's like, I don't know. I don't know why he brought up to me. It was a damn good issue. You like to speak to David about it. And it's funny because Shannon starts talking about how she doesn't want to be involved in a cancer mess anyway. She doesn't want to be. And they do a flashback.

They produce her through a flashback of her and Vicki, of her asking Vicki about the cancer thing. And the funny thing is, I don't know if you caught this, but Vicki was like, I don't know, called Brooks. I'm done, I don't know, which was kind of the producer's way of saying, well, Shannon kind of did the same thing to Vicki, she had an issue with,

Shannon had an issue with Brooks, and she was sort of doing the same thing, you know. Well, yeah, I mean, then she, well, she did confront them together at dinner when she was like, I know you don't want, I don't want to talk about this, and Brooks is dinner. Well, but I just, I have to say, want. I don't want to talk about this in Bricks' dinner. Well, but I just I have to say, nope. I don't want to talk about fake

answer. Nope. God damn it. That's what got that was our first big fight, member. Yeah, exactly. I mean, it's weird because on the one hand, I sort of, I actually sort of agree with Shannon, you know, Diko probably should have talked about it with David, but Diko at the same time knows that Shannon is the one who's going to misinterpret all. It's going to get back to Shannon and she can misinterpret it. So he's like, I'm just going to go directly to the source. Either way, he probably just shouldn't have said anything at the moment. Yeah. Diko needs to say in his goddamn husband, Lane, okay. He's obnoxious, but Shannon, you know, does deserve what she gets in this.

And she always is such a victim about everything. She said in this one, she goes, well, I've already been through one cancer or a DL. I hope she's healthy, but I'm not getting involved. Shannon, it was like last week or the week before that you announced to the whole table, I am just so torn because Peggy at lunch told me she had cancer and then she did it. Like, you can't have it both ways, you know. Yeah. Like part of me sees where Shannon's coming from because she does show up to these events like, well, hello! With a huge smile and it's almost like she's trying

to go and positive and start new every time. But then at the same time, you're giving Vicki looks, trying not to talk to her, trying to make everyone not shoot with her. It's like you can't have it both ways, you know? Like congratulations for smiling for the first five minutes, but you can't be a cut fitness the rest of the time and not expect to ever get called on anything ever, you know, well, there are current theme between Tamaroshan and Vicki is that these are three women who can't help each other can help themselves, I should say, they can't help again the way of themselves, which is actually why we tune in. It's one of the reasons why the show has been so strong for the past few seasons

And I think that you know Peggy's entertaining. I think Lydia and Megan are doing nothing and Kelly's been two tame this season And what we need is we need more people to sort of stir up these three women because right now It's like you know, it is it's like oil and vinegar and we need someone to We need someone to shake up the little Mason jar Yeah, it's right. It's oil and vinegar. I don't think it all needs to be recast I just think they need to film with each other You've already got a lot of people. I mean get rid of you know Maybe the newbies which I don't mean to be mean to them because it is kind of like their first season all over again in a way

But just like it's better if they just all fill them together. Like when you're having to bring Diko in, yeah, to do the fight. I'm not saying we cast the whole thing, but sometimes when you've got some change in hand, they're all so much themselves, they're never going to change. They're always going to get in their own way. And that's what makes them good housewives, you know, they just have to do it together.

Yeah, they just there needs, I think that Megan is just, you know, she's like become a lost cause. She was so good at one point, but she's just become too dull. And I think Lydia, I mean, when Lydia gets bitchy, she's really great, but she's just been too much on the fringes. There, there just needs to be an X factor. Someone in there that mixes it up, and unfortunately, that's what Heather DeBro may have been. And like just that, I just don't know how that like that. I just don't know that.

I cannot let myself, which Heather was back, because this is not, to me, the season isn't failing because of a lack of Heather. Fuck that girl. It's because these people won't shoot together. I know, but I'm saying that maybe Heather to bro. I don't know. Heather to bro may have been she may have been the sort of person that would have jumped on that let's not film the Vicky thing, but I don't know. I actually think Heather.

It was her Vicky. It was her Tamer and Shannon and they were doing everything they could to like keep Vicky out of every little thing. But I actually think that believe it or not, I think that Heather DeBro, here it's weird. I'm not saying, oh my God, I love Heather DeBro. I want her back. I'm saying that she could have been that, maybe she is that ingredient that makes that perfect chemistry with this group. Like, Heather, for what purpose would we say about her? I think that she's actually a very smart person. And I think that she, if Bruce just say listen, you know, we know you don't like Vicki,

but we have a show to make here. Heather is ultimately a befawa. Well, look, nobody loves sodium nitrate, but you have to have it to be bacon. Okay, let's kind of have her. Heather is sodium nitrate. I think Heather would have sort of, I don't know. I'm not, the only reason why I say this is because she was the thing that was eliminated

from last season and now look where we are. So well, sometimes it's eliminating and sometimes it's just adding, you know, raisins to peanut better cookie. Yeah, we just have to admit, I don't know, got to find some way to get this chemistry just right. I'm, I still think, I still think this show is really fun, and it's better than a lot of people giving a credit for, but it's frustrating to watch,

especially compared to something like Dallas, which has been so amazing. And it's not like Dallas has had these crazy knockdown dragout fights, but the cast chemistry is really there. Like, when I say chemistry, not that they're all getting along, it's just that they're all reacting really well on camera. It's like engaging and fun. Well, they, even the ones that hate each other, they'll just fight it out.

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