Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Betchfight at the WooHoo Corral

Episode Date: December 19, 2019

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What happened? Hello, and welcome to Watch With Crappens. The podcast about all that crap we just love to talk about on Bravo and Bronny. That's been over there, I've been. mean hi my little devil in the white city we're just talking about that book for everyone who is very curious yeah then is talking about anyway welcome everybody day for on video we're on crap and on demand all right it's beautiful face so you can get that on patreon we're also about and it's on demand. Oh, it's a beautiful face. So you can get that on Patreon. We're also about to record after this

our very special Top Chef recap. We decided to do the Orange County finale on video instead of Top Chef because I don't know, it's finale. It seems special, right, Ben? Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's like one of our last chances this year to do all the Shannon Bador gestures like the classic waving in a plane with your hands.

There's also this week we got Patty cake. And it has Patty cake, which is also like the wall, like when a panamimer is doing the wall, but it's like the wall's coming back and forth. That's actually probably a little bit more accurate. We also, there's also one of my new favorites. We don't really have a name for it. I'm gonna call it the roller rink,

which is when our hands go on a roller rink journey. They go, she does a circle, a circle. All of this, all of this is a circle. It's a circle. Shannon's hands were out of control the whole time. This was the most Hansi Shannon Bedore episode I've ever seen. Is it because she's with Dutch? Duff. Hansi Dutch. Or maybe she's with a Dutch. His name is Duff. Duff, Hansy Dutch. What's his name? She's with a Dutch. His name is Duff. Duff, you 30. Maybe.

30 asked Duff. Okay, so before we get into the real house so as of Orange County, season finale, let's get through our live shows, everybody. Okay, so we just announced recently that we are gonna be going to Boston, Massachusetts and San Francisco, California, as well as Washington and Asbury Park. So those are a little bit later in 2020. We're going to start off 2020 at the Golden Crappies, which are sold out.

Sorry, but very excited. Can't wait to see you guys there. Then we're going to Detroit, Columbus, two shows in Austin, Houston, Birmingham, Hoover, Alabama, New Orleans, Kansas City, Lawrence, fucking, Kansas, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma City, and then of course, the other ones I mentioned, as we're apart, Washington, San Francisco, and Boston. So come get tickets for those also guess what roast bricks is back. We just started up a new season We've got our two-part cast preview up now. I'm supposed to go subscribe to wrist bricks do it. You can love it Amazing Stephanie Wilde's Taylor. What a show got to say and Ben also has another project called the Real Housewares of Kitchen Island Which is a cartoon starring Kitchen utensils cartoon starring kitchen utensils. That's what I have.

That's awesome. Well, yeah, it's like the real house of New York, but they are in the bodies of Forks and Knives and Spoons and stuff. And I'm gonna have a new episode up soon. I actually just recorded the voices last night. Now I just have to animate it, which takes a few days. And then it should be ready to go.

Okay. We'll be excited about it. We'll be excited about it. Yeah, the other thing is, I'm, this is a very selfish thing, which is that the fact that we're playing the Wilbur in Boston and also Lincoln Theater in DC is amazing, those are huge theaters,

and that's like really prestigious. So I'm just making a full on selfish pleats, like by tickets, because like if we can sell those, I'm like Christmas begging. I'm doing a Christmas beg because if we can sell those I'm like Christmas begging. I'm doing a Christmas bag because if we can sell those theaters that will actually be like truly the coolest thing ever and will also make for the most amazing shows. Can you imagine Ronnie like a thousand people? I can't even imagine. I imagine it's every night, Ben. little webtoed baby city Yeah, this crib

Pretend that thousands of people what's hearing for me Yeah, so let webtoed baby rondles dreams come true everyone Do it. I want my dreams to come true just like Vicky's dreams are coming true and today's fresh finale episode This episode is titled by Brava not by us because Ficky's just a friend of and she doesn't even deserve to be mentioned. But this episode, I'm gonna pitch you mood, I'm sorry. I had a really terrible salad for lunch there. Oh, that will always put me in a terrible mood,

because I always feel like when I have a bad salad, I feel like, you know what, Universe, I was being good right now. I was being good and you. I was being good. And you're rewarding me with shit. And like, this is like, how are you supposed to motivate me to keep being good? I feel like I made a sacrifice. And the salad did not like pull its weight. I think I've got it in my teeth still actually, which I guess I should care about since we're on video. Even anyway, I did it to myself, this bad salad, because it

was like a make your own salad. And I just just guess what guess who doesn't know how to make their own salad very well me. Apparently you. Oh, yeah, it is more of a Ronnie issue than a salad issue. Yeah, it's still either way disappointing. Thanks for trying to. How did you mess it? Wait a second. Okay, I'm sorry everyone.

I know we have a finale to talk about, but what's what did you do? What did you make? That was so bad. I feel like if you have control of it, it should be okay. It's just it's just the way I do it. Like if I'm left to my own devices, I just don't do it healthfully. I do it unhealthily.

And I just any kind of white food or bread or something that looks like it's been covered in oil and cheese and fat. I just put it all over there and I'm a Texas and every salad bar looks like that. It's like cottage cheese, blue cheese. You know, every bad potato salad, this made with man, it's like everything terrible on the salad bar looks like that. It's like cottage cheese, blue cheese. You know, every bad potato salad, this made with man, it's like everything terrible on the salad bar,

I will put it into my salad and it's knife and salad. It was like potato salad with blue cheese on it and cottage cheese and croutons. Like who even calls that a salad? It was just wrong. Now I'm in the bad mix, I'm out of my self. Yeah, oh, I see. So this is why it was a bad salad.

It was because it was really more like you let yourself down. It wasn't so much that you were like, I'm going to be good. I'm going to have a salad and you have this like anemic sad leafy flavorless thing. It was that you actually had something very indulgent and lovely. And you put that out. Yeah. I just, yeah. It's like that after, you know, like it's like after fucking a stranger guilt where you're like, oh, yeah. Oh, by the way, sorry, all those kids listening to this. Just kidding. Yeah.

Okay, so, to put it away, it's the beginning of this. The episode is titled, by Bravo, whooping it up for wedding bells. Shut up with your title, whooping it up. How could you not make Vicki a main cast member, not, not arguing the decision, just saying, how could you make, not make her a main cast member then give her the entire season finale? It even ended with Vicki. The last shot is a big deal. Yeah, the last shot was Vicki.

I think it was a nod to her to be like, okay, she's not a cast member, so she doesn't get an update, but we're gonna be acknowledged. Do you think it was also her last episode ever? That they were like, bye, because they showed her driving away like she found her prints? You know Prince Steve Lodge. I mean if you can consider that your prince who seems to hate her guts openly

Driving away Prince valium remember that comic those prince valiant and you're always like what is this very unfunny? Comic doing amongst all the other comics? You know, it's like Prince Valley, okay? He's like exhausted. He looks like he's always been drugged up to be anywhere that he has to be with Vicky. Oh, yeah. Who I would marry, BTW, Prince Valley.

So the episode opens up with Shannon going on a date at a restaurant called Mozambique in Orange County, which for some reason triggered me. I just was like, I just was like, for some reason I was afraid of a restaurant called Mozambique that's in Orange County. Like I felt like they'd walk in there and they would have like cheeseburgers, but the cheeseburgers had like,

there's a tar on them or something or a herrsta and they'd be like, see, it's African Mozambique. I kind of thought that was, I just was having visions of that. So anyway, so she's there with Duff, who, if anyone, as soon as I heard the name Duff, I was like, Duff, because I didn't remember what Duff looked like, but there's only one Duff on the housewives,

and that's Tammy Nickerbocker's Duff. So then I immediately had to pause the show and then look it up and everything, not realizing, of course, that the show would do all the work for me a few seconds later, but I still was like, duff, wow. I just wrote Gross Guy because you just hear him go, all right, baby. So this is Mozambique with the birds out. I was like, okay, like Shanna's been to Orange County before.

It's like, look, baby, see if you look, there's some seagulls. Like we got it, duff. I know duff because it's the beer in the Simpsons, right? Yes, the beer. Yes, exactly. Also, why are we given Duff and not Tammy Nicarbacher? Like, what world is that acceptable? God, I know it's like, Duff is like the sad version

of the sadder version of Slates, my Ali, like the thirst to just trying to hop from house to house to house to house to house until he gets one, you know, to have their house foreclosed on together. All romance. So Shannon has been busy all day leading up to this tough party or tough date. And she tells us that she's been working to like she's putting together Vicki's engagement party and she's been buying decorations and then we get a flashback of her making life terrible probably for everyone at this party planning company and we just see your bossing people around

and being like so we didn't get the life size horses that she said we're gonna get now okay life size horses and we're gonna keep the chandeliers and the ceiling those chandeliers that are actually part of the architecture. We're going to keep those, huh? Okay. Like I guess that the theme for this party is going to be disappointment, or maybe a theme is not listening to Shannon. It's a very common theme.

With the party planner like to eat potato chips while they stare at me angrily after I slave over Keenwa! I wonder if David is organizing this party, huh? I think I'm sure he would get all of four bottles of wine for 200 people! Ha! And then Shannon tells us with her hands just a flowing. She's like, yeah. I don't know, Duff. Well, but we've met on a few occasions and I'm going on a date look Look look. This is what I found to do. Okay. Go on dates. I am going to date. Okay. I'm not looking around But I will date I'm not desperate. I'm putting myself out there. My finger is going on a one-finger

Trip around the roller rink going. I'm putting myself out there to have a date. And that's that. And this is where it does is like someone's getting married. I know, that Vicky G Vicky G's getting married. And then we get to see crazy Duff from 2007. And you know what we also get to see, it's like a national geographic show of just watching how age works. I know. How on the hell was this 12 years ago?

I mean, you guys drink water. That's my advice to you, okay? Do you see this gigantic gallon of water I'm drinking? Okay, so I'm gonna stay youngest forever. I hope that doesn't do that to me in 12 years. Check in, let's check in, guys. I mean, the last time we saw a Duff, George W. Bush was the president.

I mean, this is, this show has a lifespan. Man, does it ever? George W. Bush has aged less than Duff has aged. And he has the president curse, you know? We're gonna have a president. He's made a quarter has aged less since he was in office than Duff. Bill Clinton is aged more. But otherwise, you know, a lot of presidents. since he was an office and that that that that that that that that that that that that that that

that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that

that that that that that that that that that that that that know is I would not be surprised if I found out that Bill Clinton once hit on Tammy Nicarbocker. Okay. Could you imagine Tammy Nicarbocker where our first lady, oh man, we'd have a first lady went here who looked like the lead singer of journey. What an accomplishment. It would actually fit in right now. Okay. So it would, it would just make it all the more hilarious and terrifying Right now in today's culture. So anyway, they're talking about we see some clips of him and then he's like well

You know, I know you just get out of your marriage and she's like oh Good and I'm not looking to hop onto the next one And he's like yeah, well, I'm glad to hear that. You know, because I'm going to set the bar so hard for you, you're not going to be able to find another man left me. You were? Uh-huh. Well, well, I've never been on a date with someone

who's been so forward. Normally, I date a man who are very passive-aggressive and don't say what they feel. Sort of like when David said that he loved me and always wanted to live with me for another 50 years. Ha! Wow. For example David would run down to the beach and secretly follow a blonde woman home that he's gonna bang later, but stuff is banging away, dress right in front of me. So that's, that's fine. Wow. So then Duff goes, wow, well you know what, you look great. I mean, but back it up, but you're what happened there?

Whoa, you were fat last year. Whoa. What a fucking pig this guy is. My God. I know. He's like, he's like, I'm a furnace. Are you a furnace? Um, uh, uh, furnace, I don't under, I'm not sure what furnace is.

We actually don't have a furnace in our house. It's not very eco-friendly. What we have instead is a palaton bike that's connected to a central heating system. So I have to bike to generate heat for the house, which is really wonderful. But unfortunately, it's been a very cold winter. I don't know.

He's like, well, you're a furnace, you know. It means you're hot and bad. You've never heard that term. It's like, no. What? You're furnace, you know, it means you're hot and bad you've never heard that term is like I've been told I'm Frigid is that is that similar or we talk temperature Thing I just figured out how to pay a water bill so can we can we just get away from house appliances that would be great So then we get the perfect representation of Gina's storyline basically for the season. It's a very sad baby naked baby doll doll upside down in a box. I mean

that's pretty much sums it up. Gina is continuing to clear out her Koto house. I thought she was having a garage sale but no she's just clearing out stuff. Her garage is full of decorations unsurprisingly for every holiday, and Emily drives up. And Gina is just holding a skeleton. I'm like, you literally have a skeleton in your closet. She has a skeleton. Gina was holding up my goal weight when I came over. So Emily's like, nice hair. I guess you got a haircut. Huh. And she's like, yeah, I cut it. I had to with the water.

Dammit. And I'm so glad to see that hairdresser who did that to Gina. It's just getting dragged. Yeah. Because then they talk about the trauma that Gina's hair has been through. And that lady was like, oh my god. Yeah.

That's gonna be a mess. Yeah. Yeah. So then Emily walked in the garage and there's like this doll sort of thing, like a guy that's like, it's like two tiny little statue doll thing. Yeah, it's like two feet high.

And so Emily grabs his hand and goes, look, it's like Emily and Shane. Huh. Which was hilarious. And then they cut, it's like Emily and Shane. Huh, which was hilarious. And then they cut to a photo of Emily and Shane on their wedding day. And then the photo zooms in on Shane's shoes, which have fully half heels and lifts in them. So that way he could be a little bit taller. I know he's standing on an Apple box.

He's like burnt, rentalting it at their wedding. I know. So it's so shady. Yeah. So they have to, Gina's or Emily's gonna help her pack and measure stuff for the new buyers of their house. And so Emily's like, so what's up with you and man? It's like, oh my God, we're so good. I've never seen him sell committed to anything.

Like he's a different person. Like he has what he's been, it's going great. Hold on, let me take off this. Everything they're moving is one of those signs, you know, with words all over it. It's like, I'm emotionally broken and ready to jump off a depth. That keeping this one. It's like the saddest thing. I feel like this

show is really proving that people with too many of those signs with paragraphs on them are at heart very sad people. I know they're trying to substitute personality with a sign and actually, I don't know if you noticed it, but there was one big sign that was leaning up against the wall of the house and the sign literally said nothing, it just said, house.

It's like, oh, I'm so glad that someone put that sign up because I was afraid it wasn't a house. I know. I know a room she's even in, you know, like, all right. Well, catch it. You know, maybe you should start packing up all this special as Emily. We're in the bedroom. Oh, I know who took down the sign. She needs a lot of very literal signs. I hope that someday someone gets her a label maker,

although then I mean that might look sort of bad, but there'd be labels all over that house. Draw, next draw, next. No, it has to be artwork so she can still feel artistic while she's really just putting her depression out there for anyone to see because it is kind of the equivalent of a positive sticky note, like when you see on therapy shows where they're like, just put a sticky note on the mirror that says, be happy. You know, and the people are like, be happy. You know, don't stay in bed all day.

You don't have to eat every MNM you see or whatever people put on their mirror. And you just know that those people are inherently like miserable. Because we don't have to see. I would love to see like a bank seat take on all those signs, like some sort of subversive shape. Remember when he made that, he literally didn't on amusement park in England. That was like a play on Disneyland. I would like to see his version of TJ Maxx. Well, I wanted to do, I wanted to do those for crap and smarts. And I just,

I couldn't find anywhere to do them cheap, cheaply enough. But I I wanted to do I wanted to do those for crap and smarts and I just I couldn't find anywhere to do them cheap cheaply enough, but I am going to go with my niece to a sign making store that they have here. Well, I'm like that you make your own gather sign basically and my sign is going to say disperse. It's either going to say disperse because that's a better word. I want to say Scram or get out, but that's a movie or like leave. How about like, I still think like leave I think it's better than disperse is just so formal or like a parody. Disperse. Disperse. I mean the more we joke about it here, the funnier it'll become.

Disperse. I know you we talked about this like maybe a month ago and I still have not come up with a good, but I think it's a good alternative word. So I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna give you a note without having a solution. How about just leave, I like that. Or I like scram, because that's kind of like an old-fashioned word.

Yeah, I feel like scram is so fullsy though. It's so like, scram to me is like the same as saying gather. It's like, like, scram, I'm just like a crusty old lady yeah that's the point because that's like what those signs are you know they're like I have a farmhouse I listen to chip and I watch chip and Joe and I mean I would literally just say fuck off in the gather font I think that'd be hilarious I mean it's not very it's not the friendly. Or just F off. Yeah, Ethan, I can't believe you said

Ethan and Gather font. F and off. F and in my face off. OK, we're making up. It's just kind of like hilarious. I mean, I, it's crude. And it's like one thing to say fuck off in a podcast, but like in a sign, it comes off as very great.

It's like when people have t-shirts that say like, shut the fuck up, you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Thank you. Yeah, you're like, okay, wow, t-shirt rebel. So I get that. Okay, the point is, Gina has a lot of terrible signs. So she's moving all of this stuff and Emily is not approving of anything ever,

but also that's just Emily's face. So I'm not really sure how you tell Emily anything ever and expect her to be nice about it because she's always looking you like. Yeah well Emily is basically like I'm not really sure that Matt has changed because you know Gina's like oh my god he loves me and he loves a family and like you know what I feel really secure like if he goes to LA for a few days I'm not even worried because I feel really secure about it and was is like, uh, I'm not sure how much math changed, but I'm fun with that. Yeah.

And she's like, oh my God, this is my favorite picture of all of the pictures we've ever had. And it's of course a paragraph. And it says we would, we're together. I forgot the rest. And Emily goes, but have you forgotten the rest? Yeah, because I don't have any more pictures in here. I thought I'm like going to remember. Emily, I think has actually emerged as one of my favorites in the cast. I think she has been

hilarious and she's been so good on Twitter just going after the trace of me goes. I'm sort of surprised that Emily has been so good. I feel, I still don't feel like she's gonna get another season, but I think that she has really, like, come into her own in a way that's very surprising. I think she'll get another season. She's been pretty funny. And her Twitter, for those of you who don't, so, her, Sandin went on watch what happens live last night,

and I didn't watch it, so you're welcome. You don't have to hear about the whole thing, but and went on watch what happens live last night and i didn't watch it so you're welcome you'll have to hear about the whole thing but she went on uh... watch what happens and made a shitty comment like well at you know she went to an unaccredited law school so i don't know who she is to judge whatever you know me should be coming so i'm a link him on twitter was like actually i did go to an accredited college and i got i passed two bar exams uh... but try again, lady who dropped out of law school. Oh snap.

The usual. Don't try to come for a lawyer. Yeah. Especially when you dropped out of school, you fucking twit. Like who does that? Come on. Yeah. I mean, we all know there's only one person who went to an unaccredited institution on

Bravo and that's Dr. John Stessa. Dr. He's a doctor like Doc Martens is a doctor. So anyway, so now we go to, I forgot about this scene until just now. We got to Bronwyn and Dr. Deb meditating in Bronwyn's backyard and they have a Bokdi yoga instructor sort of in canting and it's like a,'re doing this song. I'm so sorry I forgot the melody but it was sort of like

I think that was actually almost I think that was actually almost I'm a good yoga yeah they're all sitting like in legs I was gonna say Indian style what do you call that kind of city? I'm assuming I oh, God, the yoga! Yeah, they're all sitting like in legs. I was gonna say Indian style. What do you call that kind of sitting? I'm assuming I can't say that. No cross-signals where you're like sitting up

and crossing your legs. There is a new term for it that's more... Someone tell me. Someone let me know, because I don't know what it is. I'm gonna be rude, but... I don't know what it's like to sit that way. How about that? I don't like to sit that way.

I think it's very uncomfortable. I think after the age of like five, it's not comfortable at all like what's your angles? It's the hardest part of yoga is that it is like move like sitting straight when you're when your legs are crossed like that Yeah, I always feel like my ankles get totally like my ankles hurt when I sit like that and it's like not pleasant and hurts your back like it's Terrible a terrible way to sit really is we just approve of that sitting style And it's like not pleasant and hurts your back. Like it's, it's terrible. A terrible way to sit. It really is. We disapprove of that sitting style.

So she's sitting everyone sitting around this gorgeous house overlooking the hills, you know, and they're like, and the main lady, I don't know if she's like like, yeah, she's fully like, like a mama cast of Bok-Di-Yoga. She was like, shhhhhhhhh, Bok-D yoga! And then there was a guy named Seth, who you know has been kicked out of every like cover band ever, like his cat.

Seth can't even harmonize Tahakatiti, okay? Like I'm listening to the song Tahakatiti. I see you trying Seth, but Seth's like I just want to be a part of something with my little drum that I'm being. He's like, ha ha kag be a part of something with my little drum that I'm being. He's like, ha, ma, kak, me. I'm like, no, no, don't bring your fucking out

of tune ass to yoga, okay? I'm trying to be in. And you know, he works at like, Hertz full time. So he's like, which I'm not even saying that as an insult to people who work at Hertz, is just like one of those things where like, you know, when you go to Hertz and you're like, I wonder what this person does with their off time?

Well, this is what Seth does with his off time. Yeah, pretty much. Well, we'll have to know when you go to Hertz and you're like, I wonder what this person does with their off time? Well, this is what Seth does with his off time. Yeah, pretty much. Well, we'll have to live when you're at Hertz. You're in the Hertz line and you're like, God, why could I not have been in any other car rental line than this? It's like what I know. You saved $1 a day.

So now you're gonna be in hell and in line for an hour and 45 minutes. And guess Hertz, I said it. You made us wait for like over an hour while you were at lunch. Oh My no, no, no, no, are you talking about when we were at what went to Richmond? Yes, Richmond. Yeah, no, no, no, that wasn't hurts. That was Avis never mind. I think back. No, no, this is what could what happened? What here's what happened with Avis is that we requested a

sensible sedan. They gave us a minivan that was the size of a space shuttle. We had to drive it all the way up to Richmond. And then we were just beautiful. It was awful. Standing by the way, yeah. The radio did not make any sense. The radio was like the side that had a little display that was like the size of an old portable TV from 1985.

And then when we finally get to Richmond and we're hungry and I'm assuming I'm cranky and we're definitely tired and we couldn't drop off the car because they were out to lunch. And that was just like I said, when we waited for an hour while you were having lunch, you fucking car with a place. Fucking A.M.S.

Okay? A.M.S. Take it back, Kurt, it's your level. Seth, love your work. A.M.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S.S. Fucking a miss. Okay. A this. Take it back, hurts your level. Seth, love your love your work. A best you could fuck ride off. How about what was the other guy in the trio? Was the name like Joseph or

something? What trio? Oh, the trio of the Bokky yoga. Um, I don't know, but Seth was hilarious enough for me. Oh, yeah. And then there was another

guy today right down his name. Uh, the ringo, the Ringo on the group. Who cares? They were pretty hilarious. And the main lady, LB, Boktyoga teacher, just the way she was, she was like moving her head like from side to side swinging or dry ass hair. Or like, okay, how much are you getting paid for this class? I know. You know, so it'd be $600600, they're like, you know, hippies. I don't know.

I guess hippies can't have money, but I don't know, but it bugged me. Okay, it bugs me seeing like hippie shit and like mansions overlooking the hill. I don't know. I know that's the thing. Well, that's the juxtaposition, right? Is that like one thing it must be almost like earthly,

not, it's concern with spirituality and not materialism and and like wealth. It's more about like what's in your soul but it's all happening in like in between the twin like big toys of Bronwyn's backyard. So Bronwyn is there and she's like talking about how she moved to Orange County and thought she'd give it a year, but she's found such an amazing village here with the women, especially these new women. I'm like, you have to really reconsider your village's constitution. Okay, look at that charter, because Trace Amiga is not any sort of village I want to be starting. No kidding. It's like every idiot from every other village like joined in when they get a little village.

It's like every terrible sim city creation I've ever made. It's like the times when I put like all the industrial zones around like one residential zone, that's the village that she has found with these women. Yeah, so Bronwyn's like, you know, I'm just doing this for my mom because whatever will keep my mom happy and a dad, Dr. Dad's like, you know, I'm just doing this for my mom because whatever will keep my mom happy. And, uh, Deb, Dr. Deb's like, well, a lot of mothers,

make you feel guilty for desiring something outside your children. But I know when I sent my kids to boarding school, it was for their benefit. So they can get someone else's, so they can get someone else's coke for what? I mean, perspective, someone else's perspective for what I mean perspective someone else. Yeah, I know yeah, this is This is Deb just being her passive aggressive best. I mean just fully

You know first once she even says about how other mothers try to make you feel guilty about Desiring something outside for your children because you're talking to Bronwyn about like I guess the stuff that Bronwyn's doing It's sort of for way of being like, see all the things I did for you, that now you do for your kids, and now you understand, see, I was a good mom. And then she's like, because Bronwyn went out a couple of nights with some girls, and she's like,

oh yeah, people try and make you feel so guilty for having a life outside of your children, you know? You get to finish it. Like, how could you do that? Send them away to boarding school. Those are called helicopter parents, Bronwyn. Heart, heart, Blank, Hardblank, your backyard, your benefit from me. You went to boarding school. I did that for you. Yeah. She's like, I mean, I got my PhD. I wanted way to get my PhD or something. It's not like I didn't, you know, it's not like I went to

the Bahamas for four years. Yeah. It's not like I went to Miami for four years and danced around like, you know, other people, not necessarily saying you brought wind, but you've done nothing with your life. I'm like, I'm a doctor. Your mother's a doctor and your passing judgment on me and my mother excites. I'm a doctor. You're not. You're not.

So this is Bronwyn's end of her storyline for the season. So they're like, look at us being so happy But the mom's like, oh really you're gonna call me a miserable bitch all season then expect me to shut up because you paid $600 to some hey, baby just do this shit in your backyard. No, ma'am And then Bronwyn's like we're super happy whatever mommy needs Well if mom thinks we're in a good place then I guess we're in a good place Because I don't really feel like fighting with her. So I'm like, okay, great. So we're in a good place, then I guess we're in a good place because I don't really feel like fighting with her. So I'm like, okay, great. So you're in a terrible place.

And also you're an adult, like welcome to adulthood. Dr. Debrauth. Dr. Debrauth. I'm excited if my mom says we're in a good place, we're in a good place. Yeah. Dr. Debrauth is like, do I think that Bronwyn suffered from nothing in an Ozzyry it, you know, background growing up. I think maybe she might because she spoiled an entitled doesn't appreciate the gifts I gave her.

But I don't need the diminishment. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So then Emily's big finale storyline is going to the joint doctor. Yeah, rheumatoid arthritis. one of our favorite story lines on Bravo, although it feels like Emily's the first one who actually has it for real, you know, which is sort of cruel. I shouldn't diminish what GG goes through. Yeah, how TG.

Wasn't there someone else who already was the real struggle? There was someone else who had rheumatoid arthritis, but the point is that Emily really has a bad, and she actually hasn't been like annoying in our face about it at all. Like she's just been like, oh, well, sometimes she'll be like, oh, the arthritis, like, oh, Emily, you're funny,

but she has like full on rheumatoid arthritis and she is limping around. And, I think it was funny that Mothat she has arthritis, just that her big storyline for the years, honey, you should really go to the doctor. I don't want to. And then her storyline ends with,

I went to the doctor finally. Lincoln, that's crazy. So I'm rooting for you, but. Yeah, it turns out that Emily has shallow sockets, which is also what I call this show. No kidding. If ever there was a title for a spinoff, it's that shallow sockets. Shallow sockets. So she needs a hip replacement, which is kind of crazy how young she is that she needs one. So she starts to cry because she needs surgery. So she's scared, which maybe don't

depend on your daughter who's going to get freaked out over a very pretty standard procedure. But either way, so she calls Shane and she's like, Shane, I need a hip replacement. And he's like, well, you let it go way too long. What do you expect? You're calling Shane, you know? It's like calling the IRS to complain about not having enough money, you know, like they don't care. Like, Shane does not care. Okay, I'm sorry. I have to enter a personal story.

So I was just with my parents before we were recording and I'm helping my mom, internet shop, you know, because if my mom can have anyone else press a button for her, she will do it. She's like, come, I can't work the iPad. Like, you can't use it all day. So anyway, I was over there helping her. My dad came in and he goes Well, I just got back from the doctor and I'm gonna have to Because I'm gonna have to have a minor

A minor thing done and she goes are you getting your penis cut off? Thank God finally We've started cracking up and he's like thanks. Glad I came home with things. I love for the support guys and it was the day of this recap. So I had to share. I love your sitcom life. It's just so great. How funny is that though? Are you going to get your penis cut off? I was like, geez. I just love thinking about you helping your mom shop online. I feel like whenever moms shop online, I think maybe one of their problems

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looks like this. They put their chin forward, and then they look down at their own cheeks. I'm like, Mom, this is why you can't figure out the computer. You're looking at your cheeks. Look at the screen. Every single one. My mom just does,

just whenever someone will do something for her, she'll just stop doing whatever it is. She's like, how do I press that? I said, well, press the part that says, full description, because we're looking at furniture. And she's like, where? I said, the thing in blue. Where?

I said, Mom, stop acting. I've never used a computer before you ridiculous. Parents lose the ability to read the moment they have to go onto a computer. It's like, hey, click on the button that says more. I'll, there's, where? There's like a giant, click on the button that says more. There's where. There's like a giant button right in the middle. So yeah, it was very sensitive.

So he's like, did you get an X-ray? And she's like, you don't need to talk to me like, you took, yes, I got an X-ray. He's like, wait, I need to talk to me like that. It just asks if you got an X-ray. Yeah. And so then Emily's like crying and to us in the interview and she's like, you know, if I call you, just say, I'm so sorry, honey, it'll be okay.

I'll take care of you. Don't worry about it. It's like, or, well, this is what happens when you marry Rumpel Stillskid. He is, guess, angry that you didn't get an X-ray sooner. What is it just always give me riddles? Because you married fucking Rumpel stillskid. You moron. Was his personality different before it?

No. You married Shane. There's only a certain amount I can feel sorry for you. Anyone who said I do the same. No. I will not reveal sorry. Of the G chat. Over G chat.

G. I will feel bad for arthritis, though. So sorry about your empty sockets, but get rid of Shane, OK? No, I'll feel bad about it for though. So sorry about your empty sockets, but get rid of shame, okay? No, I'll feel bad about it for Shane too, because it's still, I shouldn't deserve that, but still, yeah, it's like, you know.

I'm not deserving it. It's like buying a sweater and then getting mad that you're wearing a sweater. You know, it's like you're getting mad that it's hot inside. Can you tell I listen to Dr. Phil? I'm so sorry, I listen to Dr. Phil on Oprah. To paraphrase Jackie from New Jersey,

if it looks like a rumpel still skin, if it walks like a rumpel still skin, and if it quacks like a rumpel still skin still, wow, that would get harder to say the more you say it. It's rumpel still skin. To quote Dr. Phil, probably, if you don't wanna hear ding dong, watch your ring of doorbell, ding dong.

Okay, some acts, everybody's getting ready, but not see some finale so it's not just meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh. Sexual scenes. Yeah, so yeah, the day of Vicky's engagement party. So Tamra is with some like people from Lucasfilm like putting applying makeup on their hair. Lucasfilm.

people from Lucasfilm, like putting applying makeup on their hair. Lucasfilm. You know, um, and so, uh, she's like, so. She's like, baby, except not cute. You know how baby Yoda is so cute. The cameras like the, the least cute version they could come up with. Yeah. Yeah, she's least cute version they could come up with. Yeah, she's the least cute version of baby Yoda. I think is Yoda.

Everyone thinks that like classic, well, first of all, classic Yoda is inherently cute. And so now that there's baby Yoda making regular Yoda look not cute is like fucked up for Yoda purist. Second of all, if you really look at Yoda though, Yoda is actually not cute at all. Yoda is like a little wrinkly thing with yours like going to strange directions. He's so cute. I love Yoda.

I love baby Yoda. But everyone loves Yoda of course. I'm just trying to like, I'm just trying to challenge our thoughts a little bit. We just assume that he's cute because you know. Well, he's like the opposite of beauty standards cute. So that is challenging your first place I'm gonna challenge our thoughts to go more salo a guy. It's like the opposite of challenging our thoughts Like I challenge your challenge of our beauty standards, okay?

The point is this ET is getting her hair and makeup done extra camera and The point is this, ET is getting her hair and makeup done. Extra-temma. And extra-temma, Restreale. So she's getting her hair and makeup done. And she's like, so did you hear that Kelly last minute to say that the come? She wasn't even originally invited. And like, you know the makeup people, like we really

don't care. Very, you hired us from Priv. Yeah, we're here to polish the straw on your head before we send you out in public. That's not the way to throw a straw. It's like they're putting together a Christmas pageant, you know, baby Jesus in the manger with hay or whatever. Yeah, it's basically tamer. So tamer is like, wow, Kelly took an anger management class and was like hypnotized and now thinks

everything's good. I'm like, oh, please tamer, you were probably like the queen of taking one therapy session with your son and thinking everything's good or a one doctor session. Oh, please hello, or just like becoming Christian in five minutes. And then suddenly she was the most innocent person in the world, remember? Yeah, exactly. So how about... Have them baptizes, swimming pool at the country club, so I've never done anything wrong.

You bought a charm bracelet for Gretchen and then suddenly everything was excused for a season. So we screwed her over again. Yeah. So she is already like angry at Kelly and that's all brewing. And she knows it's a season finale and she hasn't done dick. Well, she wasn't the last word, you know. So then, who's getting married next, Bronwyn, who cares?

Sean's just sitting there going, wow, great makeup. This is so fun. I'm gonna, I love that work way to this party right now. Let's basically do that. Yeah, basically. And they're like, I love that work. We're going to this party right now. Let's basically that. Yeah, basically, and they're like, I hope there's good to Keela. So then Emily is tells us that Shane finds out at 6 p.m. if he's going, if he passed the bar, which I think is hilarious, that he can't look at his results. He knows he's not going to look at the results on camera,

because he probably knows he failed. And he doesn't want to have like that moment. I have been on camera. So we have to sit there and wait an extra like four hours before he can look at his results. And you know Emily like we like Emily, especially more than Shane, but you know Emily is not so innocent either. She's making like little short jokes in the first scene and now she's like going to do this on camera thing to find out change results.

Emily knows that Shane ain't't gonna pass a fucking bar She knows right also Emily putting on her lashes or getting her lashes put on seriously It's like a crane is needed to put on that last and you see her with when lash off and when lash on and it's like It's like watching and awning being installed on a building. It really is It really is those are some of youongous lashes, girl, dang. And then speaking of like makeup stuff, we then go over to Kelly. Who is getting contoured at like,

it's the beginning of the process and she looks like she's in the Lion King. I mean, she's just like flying. Like, pull on, like I was expecting her to hold up like a little like giraffe head over. You know, getting to her like a Julie Taimor moment right there, you know. Yeah, she looks like a Lincoln looks at first.

So the ladies asking her about stuff and she's like, oh, my brother called in front of him again. Anyway, I did me an agreement. I was like, wow, okay, could we back up? Are we gonna see your mom? I need to see your mother, okay? I can't just say, like we made up, I need to see your mother not with can't just say like we made up I need to see your

mother not with broken legs you know what I mean we're owed that yeah we are owed that well I brought my hand I brought my arms to him wait for the party tonight to keep me calm oh I hear I brought a an erna summing with yourous did big dick daddy, okay Big dick daddy Hemingway. Oh, I wonder if there's a lighthouse next to this party tonight So she's talking about how she did anger management and so She's gonna be doing kindness and love and kind of she's like I just have to do mantra of mantra is okay Kindness and love and she goes okay the makeup lady says okay So if Vicki says something you don't like what are you gonna do? She's yeah, what do I do? Okay? Fuck you bitch

Oh never mind that's old Kelly that's old Kelly New Kelly says Fuck you bitch. Oh, yes. There's not a lot of difference Your door Oh, I guess there's not a lot of difference. You're a door. So now we go over to Vicky's party and Tamara and Shannon arrive first and Shannon is a total control freak freak over this party because it said like there was like a when people walk in it said something like V and S or something like you know initials and she's like,

oh well the V fell over. Oh, did someone take the V? Did someone take the V? I mean, I know that's what David's favorite trick was. He takes, takes, takes the, from a lady in a Q West, me West, should be called the West. How fitting was that though that the V just fell over? I know. It's. Just Steve there.

So Tim was like, I think the shards have the thirties have the thick. I know it is familiar. And Jones, like, I'm just going to take a piece of cheese on the way in. As long as this cheese has not been stuffed inside of salmon, I might as well take a little bite. Ha! It's good. It's so good. And one of our favorite side characters, Vicki's brother, Billy. Let's welcome Vicki's brother, Bill. Hey, guys,

what's it going on? Hey guys. Hey, I'm here to celebrate Vicki and Steve Lage. We can have a great time today here at the party. And I'm excited to get drunk and we can talk about memories in the red room. Billy looks like he's just been rolling around in Vaseline. He's just like really like not even sweaty just like. Hey, I can be the one who has to shit about VIX.

I'm I'm like he's living the life in Chicago or wherever he is. I feel like he goes. He eats all the fun food that we in L.. I feel like he goes, he eats all the form of food that we in LA are like, can't have that. And I think he eats it and is happy. He just seems like a very living a happy life. Yeah, okay, I'll go with that. Which may include rolling around in Vaseline.

Also arriving is, you know. Other people who enjoy their lives, lots of Vaseline is involved, okay. Vaseline is usually the key to a happy life. So Gina arrives and she's basically dressed like she came from the old folks home. I know I'm not trying to be ages this episode, but she's wearing like a snakes and snakeskin jumpsuit, but it's like not like a chic jumpsuit. It's just like a flappy jumpsuit that like you see your grandma in, you know, like and like, I wish my people were flappy snake skin jumpsuits. It definitely, if you haven't seen an old lady in the flappy snake skin jumpsuit,

I think you're looking in the wrong places because I feel like I see them everywhere. That's hilarious, I'm just picturing it. And she looked like a little old lady. Well, she's taught that hair is not helping because now it's purple instead of blonde. Like she's trying to fix it, but she can't really fix it. She just keeps redying it and it's like, stop leaving alone. You're like five minutes away from looking like a head of camera, you know? And so she's like, I need a lot of bad choices, recording my hair. And then for the rest of the episode,

Gina, it's like last day of school where Gina's just cracking up that every little thing in the diary room. Yeah. And it makes me really like Gina. Well, that's good. Not that I really hated her before. I was just, I've been kind of met on her, but she was really funny this episode. And she's making fun of like her terrible hair. She's like, okay, I've made a lot of bad choices. It's officially bad. I mean, it's officially done now, okay?

That's dead. Now I'm going back to good hair. And I was like, how long is that gonna take? Like maybe diary room sessions for next year. We'll be the judge of the good hair. So then Bronwyn and Sean arrive. Sean's statement necklace is bigger than it's ever been I mean, it's it's basically like it's basically like a piece of petrified wood like like it's been like bicec Jesus

Ronnie that water bottle what in the world? I held it up to show you earlier about drinking your water. I do this every day you've never seen this I Mean I know the people drinking water. I just, it looks so huge on camera. It looks like you literally have a tractor trailer of water and you're suckling at the back of it. I drink this every day during watch out graphons that drink a crystal guys are a day. Well, that's very healthy.

Like I'm also, you know, what it's a side effect of? Diabetes because you're very thirsty when you're on diabetes. Guess where I heard that from Dr. Phil. Okay, thanks. Well, maybe it's time I'm a physical, maybe some for a physical runny because I need you alive. Diabetes is hilarious. I didn't hate everybody. Yeah, that is. Well, you have to be careful. Make sure you don't develop type 2 but diabetes that could turn into type 1. You have to be very careful. Yeah, we're going to have type 7 by the time we're in here.

So what show was that? Diabetes? That was Beverly Hills. That was the read me like, PK. Oh, yeah. He has type 2 diabetes. And I'm afraid he's on the verge. He's on the absolute verge of type 1.

So we're going to make smoothies with the magic bullet. As soon as we can figure out how this two pot contraption works So Steve sees Dr. Deb who's walking around like she's an Alice in Wonderland obviously like a huge fucking top hat and Steve sees her When he's driving up with Vicki and he's like who's the lady in the colored hair? She looks like a Vicki cuts him off. She's a doctor. All right, she's got a job, just be quiet. He's like, what kind of doctor? A witch doctor? Jesus Christ. Sick burn, Steve. Sick burn. Everyone knows if you're going to make fun of Dr. Deb, you have to say that she looks

like she's in for non-blans, okay? That's that's throughout. You have to go down. So Vicky and Steve arrive and she, I mean, it's hard to imagine being more embarrassed for Vicki than I was even coming into this because Steve is obviously not even into this. I'm embarrassed for you, Vicki. But now a crop top wedding dress, a crop top backless dress at an engagement party. Why? There were so many bad fashions because it was like a country western theme thing. So like everyone wound up arriving looking like they were in a Shania Twain video from 1994. It was like, it just all looked real bad. Oh, really?

I just, it was terrible. It's a terrible dress. And also, guess what? Fuck you and your third engagement party. No, I'm not buying you anything. Okay, you can keep re-rapping that spatula. I gave you the first time. No, I'm not buying you anything. Okay, you can keep re-wrapping that spatula I gave you the first time. Yeah, exactly.

Also, Emily and Shane show up, and Emily looks gorgeous, and then Shane looks like he's about to head to Blockbuster video, or like, even though it's closed, he's still just gonna go to look inside the window to see if there's an animal walking around. He is just like in jeans and some shitty shirt.

I was like, could you just like try? Just try, you're at an engagement party. No, I'm still not even convinced he took the bar exam. I'm really not. I just think he was trying, he was probably like the fucking game stop every day, just playing free Mario by the way. He probably was.

So Vicky sees Dr. Devsick, hey Dr. Dev, what is that wig? What is it? What is the wig or what? What is it? And she's like, I've dreadlocks and these are braided into my hair. Look.

So then Shannon introduces Duff to people. She's like, this is my new guy. He knows something interesting. He had a child with Tammy Nicarbock. Yeah, Tammy, you used to hang out with this group of people. I love when they say hang out with this group of people as a youth miss him for being on the show. It always cracks me up.

You say, before she came into this circle, you know, like, I mean, before she was cast on your TV show, yes. Yeah, Kelly had the best read on this later. So we see some tough clips. And again, we see how rude tough 12 years can be. And then Tamera sees Duff. She's like, Oh my God, that's him. Because like, Oh, good. He's fine. He's fine. And Tamera is like, Uh-huh. Like, what is this thirsty ask going to start? I was actually very disappointed that Duff didn't start fighting with anybody.

I'm not even sure what Duff knew where he was. I think he was just happy to see some free cheese. And, you know, he's like, this is why I asked Shannon out for a date because she appreciates free cheese. Yeah. So then there's a woman named Andrea there and she's an attorney of some sort and she's talking with Tamra and Tamra's like, I don't really like attorneys right now. Yeah, see my legal bills and you'd know why.

She's like cracking jokes as if Andrew's like, oh, I haven't heard that before. Great. I'm gonna go talk to someone who's like not the worst. So Tamra goes, Yeah, Andrea's looking at her like taking Tamra's shit, right? And there are the assholes and then a guy goes, yeah, they are fucking assholes.

It's like, geez, you guys, forgive the lady with a job, reality. So they are the most loved job in the world. Yeah, that asshole who like applied herself in life. So Tamra, Tamra then tells us, Tamra is like really pushing those victims' hop stories. Like she found the angle a few weeks ago and then realized that this could be her thing. So she's like, today, I had to write another big checks to my attorneys. And it

was maybe think of Kelly and her involvement. And I can't get over it. I can't get over it. I'm like Kelly said to tweet. Kelly did not sue you. Kelly sent a tweet. Versus you and Vicki and Shannon all being messy with this woman who said that Kelly like Kelly broker rests, which to me is way messier than Kelly just firing up some stupid tweet. Yes. So Brian and Kelly are in the car and Brian's like, so if Vicki says, hi, how are you? What are you are you gonna say? What are you gonna say? He always looks like a Terrified cartoon his eyes are always like wide open like thunk thunk thunk thunk and she's like I'm gonna say happiness and love. I hope you're happy I was like no don't say you hope you're happy say I

Wish you happiness happiness. Oh, I wish you happiness and health you fucking doork your bitch your bitch your fucking doork But I wish you happiness in health. I wish I'd bacon right now wait here you are. Let's So it's like try again fuck you bitch no try again big Well, so back at the. So back at the party. Yeah, back at the party, Shannon's like straining the curtains on the side. She's like being totally anal and attentive. People are line dancing.

There's like, don't it walls? This, by the way, we should mention, is like one of the most boring party people have ever seen on Bravo. It's just like the most lackluster, lifeless party, with barely any music. It's just like people shoving along doing very slow line dancing. Land, line dancing. Yes. By the way, you know what I'm going to point out in this party,

aren't don't you? Every single thing is a gather font. Every single thing. Every sign, every Vicki and Steve thing, gather font. Hey, so Tamron Vicki are talking and she's like, look, look, Vicki, look what we did for you. We have S&B over there. I mean, look at all this stuff we did. Like Shannon did this. Okay, not you. And because like, thank you so much. You know, they nailed it with the country decor.

It's totally Steve. And it's what I love. Like, that is so sad. It's totally Steve. And it's what I love. It's so sad. It's totally Steve. And it's what I love. It's just because whatever Steve wants. Boring. Boring, sad, boring.

So then they all start line dancing. And Gina's like, um, line dancing is boring. I mean, I like it, but it's boring. And then they're like, oh, just like, you know, you got to bring your own thing to it. As everyone is like literally just like, shout like, now line dancing can be very fun. I have a line dance. I've had a great time. But this was boring line dancing. This was boring people dancing to boring music,

doing boring line dancing. Hi, Dom. There's Dominique. Speaking of mentioning the line dancing, and then here comes our resident's dancer. That's our little peppermint patio over there. He's wearing, oh, how bold. How does that be?

That's a nice splash of mustard., he's wearing oh how bold How do you get that splash of mustard? Hi, and he's giving a look and he's Slowly closing wow that is a bold outfit He's right he's wearing a peppermint candy cane striped shirt with a mustard jacket. That's bold dog Well, but it was not really it wasn't candy cane because it was more like a horizontal it was like not or a horizontal striped Yeah, vertical makes it more candy can I think whatever the colors ban Red and white is what I'm saying case strikes. Okay, we're divorcing It was it was a wonderful look better than anything we saw at this very

Boring and it out. I'm just saying it actually kind of worked that red and white stripe I was a put on a mustard jacket. I mean who knew? Oh my god, it's not a never mind. I'm not gonna start what talking about stuff. I see in your room It's like we're never gonna finish this recap. We're 50 more minutes again. What question? What question do you know I was gonna say is that a tamer bag hanging on your door? Because it looks like a skeleton from hell. That's a Luan bag. Oh Remember I bought that like three how the- That's a Luan bag. Oh. Remember I bought that like three years ago?

It's a bag that says, money can't buy your class and it's got her sunglasses. Oh. But like three months after I bought the bag, something leaked oil in it. And there's this giant yellow, like huge giant yellow oil stain on there. At first I was like, oh man,

I fucked up my new bag. And then I was like, how appropriate that the Luland bag has an intractable stain. Intractable. So, Tamara is like, oh my god, better f***ing up! Well, Vicki's changing into another outfit. Why? I don't know, but I'll bet she's going to be fucking terrible. And here she comes. And it is, Oh my geez. Vicky God. Yeah. Terrible. So Emily is with shame and she goes, you want to dance? No. But you can dance with my dad. His dad just say like, wow, real romantic. So, so then Billy is

Wow, real romantic. So then Billy has had last words with he was like talking with Steve and he's like, and just wondering if Steve's gonna, you know, if he's all this. This is him talking to Tamra. So I know what he's talking to Billy, right? And so Tamra's like,

such have me last words for your brother and that. Yeah, that's what it was, yeah. And Billy's like, yeah, you know, I'm just curious if he's all in all right that's what I want to know they're like oh yeah I know I I even asked his mom Helga if they're personalities mesh and Helga said they don't and then I think we saw a shot of Helga like on her phone being like oh what is this TikTok app? What is this Kardashian challenge? I need to know I need to know I need to know better ways to grind up my spices. What is this grind the app? Oh?

So yeah, so Billy's thinking yeah, I don't know about Lose 2 and Tamer's like, well, at first, so that baby has been an other protective brother, but now baby has onto something evil evil. So Tamer starts getting the core lines evil mom eyes where her eyes just turned black like her eyes are black. She has button eyes right now. And she's going gonna be a dumpster

possum I can't wait she's just getting drunker and drunker and drunker and drunker eyes and a dumpster possum so Kelly Kelly and Brian walk up Kelly is so miserable they brought some Dom Perignon and she's like well I really wanted to get her some two-bucked chuckers and moons for her but I guess that's all I have to do so So they walk in and she's like, yeah. And she's so uncomfortable. And so she goes up to Vicki. And she's like in her mind, she's like, she's saying, like, she's been rehearsing.

The thing is like, keep it nice. Keep it nice. Don't be a dork. Keep it nice. So she gives Vicki the dumb perignon. And she's like, here I wrote you a note. I wrote you a note. Happy engagement. I wrote you a note. I wrote you a note. Happy engagement.

I wrote you a note. I wrote you a note. Happy engagement. Happy again. And she's like trying to smile and she can. I'm in his mouth. No. I know a Vicky hates her.

And they're just like barely touching each other. Yeah. And then Emily's like, I'm like, hug, hug. And Kelly was like not prepared for that. She was just like her mind had only taken her to the place where she's in her mind. Kelly is like, I'm gonna tell her, I wrote her a note and I'm gonna tell her happiness and healthiness

and then I'm gonna remind her that there's a note and that's all. And so like when Emily's like, hug, Kelly's like, oh, oh, no, we should you have happiness and healthiness, We're saying you Tamera from across the room is like staring as you said button eyes and she's like I'm trying to be the bigger person here but I'm like it Kelly like you fucking bitch acting like you don't like you don't like you know we're all good friends acting like like acting like we're good friends and who the fuck do you think you are

like okay camera like first of all don't even ever say you're trying to be the bigger person you are because they're we've been on TV for like 12 years and you've never been the bigger person not once. Yeah, and you've also tried to ruin this person's life all season long. Need we go through it again? I guess we should just because it's a finale. Yeah, it's a season finale. It's a frame. She brought up the train thing. She's the one who... What was the other thing? Was it Coke? Was she the one who brought up the Coke stuff? No, that was Vicki last year. So, she, so she, so Tamra is the one who actually brought the chain to the train to the forefront. Tamra is the one who's like, I had that she got into a fat

and had a hand or whatever. Tamra is the one who, those are the main things that stick out of my head. And then like everything else is like small little things that every episode seemed huge, but now I can't remember it in them where she would like pit everyone against Kelly, you know, and then yell at people like she was the one

who was like making brawn when sound like she was talking to you about Kelly. She was just sort of immersing Kelly and chaos with all the other ladies. Yes, starting everything as usual. So it's time for dinner, seated with names. Okay, let me tell you how a couple's not happy. When they have to be in public at a dinner, like making out at Okay, let me tell you how a couple's not happy. When they have to be in

public at a dinner, like making out at the table and kissing each other all over the place, not a happy couple. Okay, I'm not saying that happy couples don't have PDA, but these daddy and Tamer are just like, okay, you guys, you fuck a lot. We totally get it. Exactly. So Kelly turns to Shane and she's like, so how did your test results turn out? And he goes, um, you mean like urinary analysis? Is that what you're talking about? Kiggles. No. I can't love.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sick. Very analysis burn Shane. Burn. And ambulance like it's almost 6 p.m. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, assuming he passes the bar exam. If Shane passes the bar, I'm going to run down the street doing cartwheels naked. Like, well, we know that didn't happen because you would never offer to run down the street naked doing cartwheels. We know that because you're in pain.

Yeah, she's like, I'm going to knock on everyone's door in the whole neighborhood. I'm like, well, looks like it'll just be another quiet night in the neighborhood then. So then Shanagas introducing the bride and groom to be and Vicki's like, what's the Fiat say? What's not going to feel they? But Shannon's also just like sitting down eating her food and she's just like, okay, I love this.

This is a wonderful sound. Oh, introduce and the bride to me, Vicki and the other guy. Okay, back to the salad. She doesn't even stand like doesn't clinker glass. Oh, I know I felt like she was like waiting for like she knew that Steve wasn't there when she announced it. Steve at the bar just kind of whistling to himself. Yeah, looking for a jar of salsa to open up. Yeah.

So Gina is talking to Kelly and congratulating her on not screaming at anybody, threatening to kill them or calling them a pig, which she knows a huge step at a party. And then Tamron and you're making out with the table. And I don't know, it's a lot of little, like, little party things happening. Yeah. And then we have like a ladies and gentlemen, please help yourself to the buffet, which I organized. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. And Emily is talking to Brian Kelly And she's like, so Brian, when are you in Kelly getting married? And he tells us, you know, I'd be the luckiest

guy in the world to marry Kelly, but not yet. Kelly's just rolling her eyes next. I'm like, oh, I just funny like knowing that Kelly is already with a new guy and engaged to him. Just sitting on the front. Oh, guys, so then we get a Vicky speech. It's like dig dig dig. Get a job, get a job, get a job. All right. I've got a speech. I've got a speech at 1231 at 1216.

I did a vision board and everything that I put on my vision board was Steve Lodge and I got it all. I got it all. I it all I got everything up at Vision Board First of all, weren't you dating Brooks in 2016? I don't I don't even remember but she actually technically what she put on her vision board was George Clooney and She's like I asked about George Clooney and look like who came in instead you got that goat movie he was in What was it called running with goats? She got the departed. Okay, I'm looking at this. This is from Daily Mail UK. So it's probably written by

Lisa van de boomper stompers. All right, Daily Mail dot com UK. This was published June 21st, 2016. June 21st, 2016. Vicki Gumbelson and Brooks break up. Okay, so you were dating Brooks on New Year's of, uh, she said 1231, 2016. Wouldn't that be the very beginning of 2016? 1231 is actually the last day of 2016. 1231 of 2016. Oh, she meant it nighttime.

Guess what? I'm gonna let you work your way through this one. What? What? You'd be proud how, how December's after. If you like my gotcha moment, I was like, gotcha, Vicki, gumbly, sit. Wait a minute. I thought she meant it 1231 at night at the end of 20 I mean I'm 12 but that still would be the end of 2060s So guess what I'm stupid no matter which way you cut this okay, you play stupid game. You get stupid randals. Okay. That's it It's okay. We this is what you know what we all can't be on this timing way okay? So um so Vicki is like making this toast, and then she turns to Steven.

She's like, you got to get women here, almost like trying to convince them, this is going to work. This will work. It's going to work. It's going to work. It's going to be great. Yeah, it's pretty sad. And that's it.

It's like when you convince your friend that you're really happy for their Hyundai that they just bought, no, it's a totally reliable car. It's totally no. I you know, I mean, I think you should like even though I did recommend something better You'll be so happy with your Hyundai You will be on day. Oh, here you go. You've just got a bunch of Hyundai people, man It's a congratulations. Enjoy. You know what? I've taken a stance before today is all about getting people hurts and Hyundai. If you, if you're just, if you're just swinging for the fences, if you're an old lady in a flappy snake skin jumpsuit looking at her computer with her

chin with a Hyundai that you rented from hurts, I can't help you. But just hearing how Vicki is making sense of this all in her head, she's like, you know, he's had two marriages, I've had two marriages. It's gonna work. I'm like, how does that make sense? I like beans, he likes beans. So Vicki tells Tamar, she's like, my love tank has no house in it.

Love tank, okay, I'm sorry, I keep saying I'm listening to Oprah a lot, but I'm listening to Oprah a lot. And I'm listening to Oprah a lot and that's where love Take comes from not Oprah, but Dr. Gary Chapman and the way is it doctor who wrote the love languages? He's talking about the guy who wrote the Love languages. I think it's Gary Chapman. He talks about the love take for a good half an hour and I was cracking up every time they said it. Well, well, sorry, we haven't pointed that out for years. We have not given proper credit to where love tank comes from. And I love the idea of Vicki reading the love languages.

Well, I think it's still different because I think Dr. Gary Watts' face, his version of a love tank is like in a car, you have a tank of gas and if you run through all your gas, the car can break down. I think with Vicky's, it's an actual aquarium tank with strange fish and algae growing in it. It's an actual tank. It's a different army tank that shoots people and takes them down.

It's an R&B singer named Tank. So let's have a lot of shots. Shots, Vicki taking her nipple covers out and giving it to a random lady. Dr. Deb, there was this really quick shot. I don't know if you noticed it. I'm not even sure I saw it. It was this in my brain or not, but I feel like at one point, Dr. Deb takes a sign that says, Mr. like Mr. D. Blod, she takes it and she like attaches it to herself and makes

like a statement necklace that just says Mr. Biggest and Mrs. that would make more sense. Either way she created a statement necklace. Did you notice that the DJ was Ryan in six months basically? I did I saw Ryan in a cowboy hat by the end of the party DJ. Anyone who checks out the show again look at the party DJ it's Ryan in a cowboy hat, but it isn't the party DJ. Anyone who checks out the show again, look at the party DJ, it's Ryan in six months. Wow, so American flag. Just look at it, it's a funny image if you see it. I'm not even gonna explain it, okay?

So we've already made Hyundai owners mad, so I'm just gonna leave that there. So, Defe is talking to Eddie and he's like, yeah, it's not like even just like, it's not even like the flower anymore, It's just like the seeds and the strengths. Big money, bro. Like, of course, Duff is talking about growing weed, Daddy. Of course. Oh, I thought they were talking about pig farming. I don't know where I got that notion from. You ate bacon and I smoked weed. So maybe we're just projecting our own life.

I really just heard something. I heard him talking about seeds. And then I, oh, you know what? Eddie probably said something like, oh, that's big or something like that. It's getting so big. And I think I heard him say something like, that's getting like pigs. Maybe it's just this whole Vicky episode. I heard pigs telling like, of course, he's doing talking about pig farming.

Like, wow. So Kelly, the best read on dot ever. It just comes right up to Duffin goes dude you get around like a record. Yeah. Yeah you were eating Tammy Niko knockers right? So now pants on her knockers. Wow you're getting a lead singer of journey. So, Tamara now starts deciding that she's mad again. Because everything's like, I think Tamara was banking on Kelly not coming. And Tamara was going to spend the entire time like both making everyone angry at Kelly while pretending to stand up for Kelly.

So that way she could earn bonus points. But then Kelly showed up and ruined her plan. And so now Tamara is angry at Kelly for ruining her entire plan. And so now she's just pissed at Kelly, but she can't be petty and say why she's really pissed. So she's going to do the next best thing, which is be a victim about the jimbally, no thing. So she's now starting to do, she's starting to now like, she's crawling up onto the dumpster, and she's like, she's like, hey, hey, Vicki, did Kelly talk to you? What did she say to you?

What did she say to you? You know, she's starting to like needle an insta case. And then Vicki is not making it, she's not helping at all. She's like, I don't know how to answer that. I don't know how to answer it. Why do you ask me questions? I don't know how to answer it.

All right, like she said hello to you, gave you a bottle of dawn with a card and hugged you. You fracking. Like why would you, why would you be like that? She was nice to you, gave you a bottle of dawn with a card and hugged you. You fracking. Like, why would you, why would you be like that? She was nice to you. That's what happens. Meanwhile, the cameras squatting on the ground, like, you know, trying to pick up a hey with her, who, her, whatever.

Hey, who, uh, Becky has just handed someone her booed pasties. It's like the classiest show on television, basically. Yeah, cameras basically like, you know, after writing a few checks and a few tequila's and seeing counties like, I'm mad at her, I'm not taking it in my heart. So, she's like, I think it's ironic that everyone's just like a caba and she's a fucking Indian. I was like, yeah, you're basically a fucking poison blanket. Okay, Tamra.

Yeah, I'm like, I don't're basically a fucking poison blanket. Okay, Tamara. Yeah. I'm like, I don't see what's ironic about that. And also, like as long as like everyone's being racist on Bravo this week, like, I was like, I could not help but feel like there was some racial undertone to that comment. Like what was she trying to say there? The Cowboys and Indians were always at war. So everyone else is a cowboy and Kelly has to come dress like the enemy. Oh, but the Olympics of that line and the mom feel right. Yeah, bad optics, bad optics.

So she's like, you know what? Can I say something? Kelly, she's like giving both finger flip off to Kelly across the room, but Kelly's just ignoring her. And then Tamer says the funniest thing that she's ever said, I could have put all my kids to college with the money I spend on those lawsuits. I'm like, oh, that's funny that you think your kids are going to college. Actually, they are. I mean, Spencer's in college. They are, right? So, actually, so fiends in the R2, but she makes it sound like she's sending them to like, freaking Oxford University. Okay.

I mean, college is expensive, like, whether you're Oxford or whatever, but I mean, I'm just like, you know, just hearing Tamer say that. I was like, hmm, what's the lack of? Well, but also she's not suing you. You fucking idiot. She's making it sound like Kelly is the one suing her. She's really trying to turn this into Kelly is suing her.

And that's just not what's happening. Kelly had nothing to do with this lawsuit. It's crazy. Well, also like, Kelly just tweeted something. Kelly is like Emily says later on, like Kelly's not, she's not a witness, she's not actively involved. She has nothing to do with the lawsuit. She's not, she's not a party of the lawsuit.

But Tamara knows that the more she says this, the more she gets the more she's going to like the trace of me goes We're gonna catch on just by like being frenzied and annoyed and just you know because they just parent what she says Yeah, and that's exactly what happens. Yeah, and you just say it enough till people believe it It's a little farm guys. Isn't that full circle to this farm party? We're having So everybody is equal, but some people are more equal than others. Yeah. So Shannon is like, wow, Kelly keeps saying she intended to hurt Tamara, but what Kelly needs to understand is that hurting Tamara means hurting Shannon. We are both in a lawsuit and we have both suffer just to merge yourself in that. You're a freaking A-hole for doing it.

She knows and is aware of the hours that we cried. And now I am in a small invisible box and I am waxing the box and I am now turning it into a circle and it's a box again. And man, and I cried. Something's in my box. Something's in my box. Oh my god, your hair sucks fire. Shadden, oh my god. Shadden, in the middle of her like huge monologue about how she hates Kelly gets her hair

started on fire. And then Vicki just throws Tiki Lombard to flip it out. Oh, wow. Shannon catching her hair on fire was amazing. Had everyone's like, it smells like something's burning in the air. Yeah, it sort of smells like salmon, but also cream cheese. I can't tell which one. Yeah, so Billy comes over to talk.

He's like, oh my god, Branch Stryme and Tequila. It smells like home. Someone drive. Who's here? shana's like and they're watching Kelly dance and they kill is just like the other girls having fun the other girls are having fun because we're shooting together because those ladies are trying to make their own show over there like they have all season hope they're having fun so cameras like everyone's buying the Kelly fucking juice.

What is the Kelly juice? The Kelly juice. They're buying the Kelly fucking juice. What is the Kelly juice? She's not trying to convince them of anything, but literally like Kelly showed up. She's avoided confrontation. She's being polite and she's hanging out with her friends.

What is the juice? So she's like, I'm going over there. So she comes over there and she's got her black eyes. She's like, ah. And they're all laugh. The girls happen to be laughing at the moment that Timer walks up. They're like, ah.

Yeah, she's like, what's up, fam? It's something's funny. What are you laughing at? And then Kelly's like, um, we were laughing. We were saying, ah, he, he, why? Because they're all like, um, we were laughing. Were we laughing? Were we saying, ah, he, he, he, yeah. Because they're all like, uh, what? So then we get a montage of Tamer just getting shit face throughout the night.

And she's like, what's wrong? I thought you guys already talked all of this out. And by the way, Gina's like, what is that? I hope that what is it? Did you know this the whole day? I don't know if she got a cold or wet I don't know what was going on over there, but everybody's acting fucking crazy And Emily finally and you know and Tim was like really really I mean because basically they were just having fun

And she walked up on was like why really? Really? I mean, because basically they were just having fun and she walked up and was like, why are you guys having fun? So Emily was like, this is the stupidest thing ever. Like, no one is supposed to Kelly Dodd or using her as a witness in a lawsuit. Just like, keep paying your bills for your defamation suit, okay, because there's nothing to do with Kelly.

It's like exactly. Yeah, I'm seeing this like, you open react things like, open that, she wants some of the take 200,000 out of your kids. Call it. She's never she won. Come on, some of the take 300,000. Yeah.

Like, OK. Literally, are you going to get like mad at, are you going to get mad at like Captain Lee? Because Alexis Bolino is going to be a guest on the boat this year. I mean, it's just like it's so like, Tamara trying to make this a thing about Kelly, like my $300,000 that I spent,

I think I bought you don't spell bullshit all the time. Yeah, so she's yelling at Gina and everyone's like, oh God, what is she yelling at Gina? And Bronwyn Dale said, I think, she's like, basically she's yelling at Gina because she's already tried fighting with Kelly and lost. Like, so she knows that that's gonna go nowhere. So, yeah, so Gina's, she's like,

do you understand? Do you understand? Gina's like, I understand. No, you don't. No, you don't. Fuck you. Fuck you. And then she just runs off.

She's like, is giving the finger to Gina. Like Gina is actually the most innocent bystander here. And she just gives her the finger just runs off. She like is giving the finger to Gina. Like Gina is actually the most innocent bystander here It just gives her the finger and runs off Yeah, she was like what cameras anger is justified. There's one person's behavior that's out of flying here and that is Kelly died so Gina is mad now, but then cameras running outside and so Gina follows her outside and the tameras running outside. And so Gina follows her outside. And I mean, while Kelly and Kelly's stay,

well, Kelly and Shannon are like talking, Kelly's like, well, Shannon, I mean, you guys open your mouth and when Liza's in suit, you get sued. People who like it, sued. Are you saying you didn't immerse yourself in a place you didn't belong? That's an interesting sense. Shannon, why are you in an elevator? And this will all be in a place you didn't belong? Well, it's an interesting sense. Shanna, why are you in an elevator right now?

This will all of you in right now. Shanna, are you going? Oh, Shanna went down the floor. She's back, she's back everyone, and she's waxing the elevator window. I am not waxing. I am just very angry. You want to be combative?

No, no, I don't want to be combative. And that's why I'm so disappointed in you. Oh, okay. My hair is on fire one moment and it's out Okay, I'm disappointed in you that you would do this to our friendship But you would send a tweet to a person who isn't a lawsuit And then she goes behind the other ladies like as if they're forming a wall. It's very fun Yeah, it's very funny She's like blocking herself from

like throwing any punches or getting hit or whatever. And Shannon's like, well I am pissed off. You fucking bitch. She walks off like trying to feel her burnt tequila weave. I know. I just wrote the three amigas are really losing hard tonight. They are losing on every front and it's glorious to watch. It was just like a failure of Tracer Niggas. So then outside, Tamara is just like yelling at Gina. To Gina's credit, Gina is like not getting, she's not sort of taking the bait. She's not like fighting back.

She's like, what? Huh? And you know, Tamara's just like, do you know what I'm going through? Do you fucking know? You're okay, you're okay and she was like, I mean, it's not wonderful. So then back inside, Brian is talking to Kell, oh no, Brian is talking to Kelli and she's like, you know, that going after them in that lawsuit, that was a bad choice. She was, I didn't go after them. I didn't go out for them to lawsuit. What are you dumb? Are you dumb? Are you dumb right now? What are you dumb?

Yeah. And she's like, how dare you call me stupid. I'm like, well, you are reiterating this bullshit line that she somehow affected this lawsuit, which she didn't. So why don't you jump off their dick for two seconds? Like if you want to go around in the backyard and chase Tamara, okay. And Kelly also literally says, no, I know you're not that dumb. That's the point. Like she literally is saying, like, I'm not saying that you're dumb. I'm saying, like, you're not dumb. You know, I thought she was saying, what do you know? She, no, she did. No, no, because Kelly goes, are you dumb? Are you that dumb? And, and brawling us?

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So Tamer's like, fuck you, go away. Go away. And then she runs into a bush. She literally runs down the street and into some neighbor's hedges and just like hides in the hedges. I was like, listen, the man did it first

and she did it much better. So then we cut to the man, Eddie is talking to Brian and he's like, hey bro, have you ever gone to Burning Man? And then we cut out to Kelly. She's like, I didn't get to pee and I didn't go on this stand. They're running chucks because they open their mouths. I'm leaving, Brian, let's go, I'm done. So then Gina's like walking down.

She's pretending like she doesn't see Tam. But this to me, it looks very fake. She's like walking down. She's pretending like she doesn't see Tamara. This to me, it looks very fake. She's like walking down like, we have a camera, even though like Tamara's right there. And it's like a camera guy right there. She's right by her. Yeah. And then she's like, oh, there's Tamara.

So she goes and she goes, Tamara, no, no. Not Tamara's like, you don't know. You don't know, you don't know. She's like, you don't know. She then tells us, I don't know you don't know I don't know what you talking about lady, okay? I'm trying to have fun in a party Shit so then the other the other trace of me goes come out and they find her and Shannon is like I Am dry heaving right now. I'm like dry heaving. I am, is there room with that push for me?

Because I would like to dry heaving it. That's just, you know what Gina, you don't know. You don't know. You don't know. You don't know. What are they talking about? They just start screaming, you don't know. It's just like they hear whatever camera's saying

and just start parading whatever camera's. It's literally like little children, right? You know, like when one child is mad and starts yelling at something, the next child starts yelling at a two just to be part of it, but has no idea what they're yelling about. Yeah, that's these two just going, you don't know, you don't know, you don't know, you don't know. And then Vicki of all people is like, you know what,

she shouldn't have gotten herself involved. Therefore, you support people that are hurting, not the people that are getting involved. I'm like, you're the one who is literally messaging with a woman who is like alleging that Kelly broke her wrist. Okay, like, come on now. And then Tamra is like on the curb now being cuddled by Sam and like a flashback to Ireland. I was just about to Iron Lidges. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh by sending you to an elite in civilization and now I can't. So then Kelly's leaving and Shane and Emily are leaving to so Kelly's like, so twerp, did you pass the LSAT or what?

It's like, um, no, actually, uh, still don't know about the bar. No, I haven't. I haven't checked, but only because the results are on a really high shelf. I haven't. I haven't checked, but only because the results are on a really high shelf. So inside Dr. Tab is going, where's my silver thermos with the pink straw? It's very special to me. Whoever hit it, thank you. That was great. That was a great prank. It's the lady from the cruise ship. That's exactly what I was going to say. She's like, some people are bullies, and some people know how to hide a thermos.

Yeah. So then, you know, we get the end. Get the music, comes off, that melancholic music. I love that. I love the music. Where it's like things we've learned, but the I love that end of the season. Like, like, no, holy retrospective. So Kelly goes, well, what I've learned this year is that there's a lot of dorky jealousy and women trying to poke the bear trying to poke the bear. And they like to see me react and, you know, you need to be better and you need to, you need to pity people.

You need to pity the dorks. Pity the dorks. You know, you just need to like get along, you know, and like don't worry about other people. Just keep chucking along. Like, did you really just say keep chucking along? I chew, chew, chew, chew. It's talking along. I chew, chew, chew. It's a pity.

Sometimes you just got to wait for people to write out a steam. I think Santa's going to have a little bit of call in their stockings. So we see her end thing. Kelly and Brian have broken up, but her love is still chucking along. She's now engaged to TV reporter Rick Levinthal after dating for three months. And I'm just realizing the shade

and Bravo for saying her love life is chucking along. I know, but she had just said it was chucking along. So yeah, I guess they're just repeating. So now this is the worst year of my life. No joke. Yeah, it was like, it was a lot to do with my marriage. It was difficult, you know, with a bar exam. And then I had to go dance sexy for Shane's dad. I'm a fighter. And you're going to be nice to me, Shane. You're going to be a good husband to me, Shane. And Emily's end was, well, Emily is putting naked cartwheels on hold as she recovers from

hip surgery or until Shane passes the bar exam. Oh, but he failed a third time. Also by the way, Kelly said to Shane, well Shane, that's okay if you don't pass. I mean, JFK Jr. didn't either. I'm like, well, I think JFK Jr. did pass after the third time. Maybe it was the fourth. Either way, I am not going to bear shape. Yeah, she makes him feel even better by going,

I mean, I wouldn't pass it. Yeah, you didn't go to law school. So then, so Tamra, Tamra's learned a lot, guys. This year was very unsettling. I learned I need to filter my mouth as is and keep my opinions to myself because when I say my opinions I can't to trouble like okay you're not the victim here okay. I mean you should keep your opinions yourself and you should be quiet but don't act like you're the

victim you're the one who caused all the shit. Yes. And her little card says, unfortunately, she can't add her issues to a bush. So Bronwyn's like, Mom, mom, husband, husband, that's my kids. But like best friends is crazy, which my mom could have been my best friend.

But whatever, she's been there looking for a pink thermos. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Apparently she cares about that thermos more than me last time I checked she didn't send out thermos off the boarding school But she sent me she probably did probably where the thermos is They're like Phillips Exeter Academy has just received a thermos. We don't know what this means That says misses on it So Bronwyn turned 42 and all of her friends were invited, but her mother wasn't. So, Gina's gonna...

So after this engagement party, everyone's gonna go to Vicki's for like an after party and she's gonna bring Matt and everyone's like, whoa, Matt's gonna come. We've never seen Matt and Gina tells us, you know what? This year really showed me that I really do have strength, okay? The swittest drink that says, it's cool that my ex, who cheated on me, just walks into my room at 1 a.m. and that's okay, that's a lot of strength. And I'm really excited to see where the future holds for Matt and I. Oh, God, yikes. And then she has the saddest end card ever. Before Matt moved, he was

arrested for suspected domestic violence. So then we get Shannon going inside and she's like, well, oh, that girl is done. That girl is, I need at least one more vodka cranberry. For my hair, for my hair, it's actually on fire. Could someone throw a vodka cranberry at my hair? Thank you. Thank you. Well, my divorce may be final, but I'm not jumping right back into the pool. Where's staff? Staff? Yeah. Yeah, she's like, listen.

Okay. Fun to shan in. Fun shan in. She looks just like this. Just like this. Maybe a little bit skinnier. Okay, but I'm not gonna jump into relationship again. I am not, I am absolutely not gonna jump into another

relationship and it's like, Shannon's now in a long-term relationship with the new man. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, our car, Eddie? And he's like, it's over there. It's just, no one's bringing it to us. So now, Vicki and Steve are getting in their car. And Vicki's like, oh my God, look, add a hat on. Add a different realize that had a hat on. It's like, oh. Am I wearing any makeup? I was never afraid to send that all the time.

Am I wearing any makeup? Yeah. So Steve's just looking at her like, oh, Jesus Christ, Vic, whose hat is that? She like, can I be? And he's like, you could do better. I was like, yeah, she literally could. She could.

Then I'm like, you used Vicki fam, but she could do better. You suck. You're an asshole. What are you even doing here? Just leave Steve. They can't add a year. Get out of here, Steve.

Stay drive up into the darkness. And now we have like about three reunion episodes over the next two nights. It feels like the next reunion is actually going to be tonight Wednesday, part one of the reunion. We are going to be recapping it tomorrow. It'll be up tomorrow as well as our new Jersey recap.

Dallas will be on Friday. And then next week we're recording, we'll have, well, next week, you know, there's new Atlanta, there's new below deck, those will be up on normal days. We'll have part two of the Orange County reunion that air is Monday nights. So we'll have that up next week. And then on Friday, we'll have part three up. No rest, no rest for the weary. Sorry, sorry. Bravo. Bravo is like you got a high expectations for. Yeah, that's good. They're like, yeah, for everyone else. I'm just like mad. I'm like mad. I'm so mad at Bravo. I'm like, I wanted to have to I'm all

up. I'm just one. I'm just whining. And it with a bang. We love you everybody. We will talk to you tomorrow. Bye everyone. Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcherrapins Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or, you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.