Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Casa Black w/ Lea Black

Episode Date: August 8, 2018

Ronnie went up to the Hollywood Hills to visit Lea Black (Real Housewives of Miami, Lunch W Lea Podcast) for a chat about RHOC This isn't a standard Crappens recap because we couldn't stop ch...anging the subject. We'll be back to normal recap mode next week! This week's bonus episode is about our trip to the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal. To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***Limited Edition GARSH! tees at crappensmerch.com avail through August! **Crappens Live is coming to Palm Beach, Atlanta and Denver! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:17 And our super premium Patreon subscribers, Heligrant, the Grant Master. Give them hell, Miss Noel. the incredible edible Matthews sisters, and Lizzy Drucker, a fun mother fuck. We love you guys. Hey, everyone, Ronnie here. This is not a traditional real house, whereas the Bournch County recap at all is not a play by play. Ben is still out of town till next week. So I just took the opportunity to take a field trip, go up to Leah Black's house in Hollywood Hills and just chat and have a
Starting point is 00:01:49 good time. We do talk about Real Housewives of Orange County. It's just not a traditional step-by-step recap. So don't worry, those recaps are coming back next week. Thank you so much And let's just start at least place. Okay, you guys enjoy. I'm sorry, I can think of I'm going to get my audio. So you have to talk closer to your mind. I will. I'm going to talk very close. Okay, let me look. Okay, everybody.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Welcome to watch what happens. The podcast about all that crap we'd love to talk about on Yo Broms. I'm Ronnie, I'm also from the Rosefrix Bachelor podcast and it's still out of town, but I came on a field trip by myself, which is why it sounds so echoey, because I'm in a cavern of marble and hairspray and crystal, okay. I'm at the house of Leablin, from Leabock, from Real Housewives of Miami. Hello, Lea.
Starting point is 00:02:47 Hi, Ronnie. Hi, everybody. I'm just so happy to be here to laugh at Ronnie's jokes today. Thank you so much for doing this for me. It's really great doing this in your house. I just did one in my house and it's a dump, okay? It's a dump and it's really nice to be here
Starting point is 00:03:04 and just look at all these shiny things and like clean things, essential air. Oh, essential air, oh, that's fabulous. Can you believe the heat wave? Oh my gosh, so hot here. I know, but don't you get sick of it when it's like summer and everyone's like, oh my god, it's so hot.
Starting point is 00:03:20 Not you, I'm doing you because I'm here. I get worried about those fires. That's what I'm worried about the heat about. The heat doesn't bother me because I have air conditioning, but I do worry about the fires. Yeah, I feel like I hate rich people because those fires always take out like these areas. You know, it's like the hills.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Oh, they do. I didn't know that. I thought they were out in the middle of nowhere. Yeah, four people live in the cement, girl. Oh my gosh, and I thought about that. Well, at least those are people that can afford to rebuild. I feel bad for the people who can't afford to rebuild. Yeah, those those are people are up north. Those people really get hit bad. That's bad. Because even poor people live around greenery. For people who are just stuck in the cement. What's the rest of it? Oh my god. It's hilarious. In L.I. people, there's the rich in the
Starting point is 00:04:02 support. Are you never here that anywhere else in the world. People don't bring it up. Oh, they have too much. Well, I do. Because you're my son, you're my poor. So I have to, it's like I reverse rub it in your face. That's why. So we have a very special episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. The reason it's special is just because I'm here.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Really? That's the only reason. That's why it's special because I'm here. Yeah, did you find it special for any other reason? What's your macro notes on this episode of Real Housewives? Oh my God. Well, again, you know, they're starting the new girls in. So when you bring in the new girls,
Starting point is 00:04:36 it's always a little bit of a law. And then it picks up because you've got to get them introduced to who they are and their family. This and that. I will say this one though had less of a law than most when they introduced new girls because they started both fighting right off the bat. Well last night they finally did but they kept them separated because they had that episode where they separated Vicki and Tamra and you know what's her buns, Vicki Tamra and
Starting point is 00:05:01 Shannon. So they could all make up again and pretend their friends. Pretend their friends. Yeah. Yeah, you know, that's the other thing with these girls. I guess they're now just used to fighting and making up and fighting and making up. For me, I think the superficial fights,
Starting point is 00:05:15 yes, you fight and make up. When someone gets really below the belt or really nasty or lies about you, I don't really think you make up. I think you just accept them and tolerate them and hang out around them, but you don't really trust them. You know what I mean? Well, like in real life.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Like, you can fight with your friend, but then once you find out they made up cancer like for a casserole. I don't like how to do this. I'm in real life. See, we're still on a disagreement about that. I'm still looking for the good. I was still not convinced 100% that Vicki really knows.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Leah, see, totally near. She had like a trap, a fake trapper keeper with no records. She helped him photoshop records. See, if that's all true, it didn't come out on the show. Do you see? So I only know what I saw on the show. I don't know the behind the scenes. I don't read all those gossip poems like you do, but on the show it just kind of read like that she just kind of turned a blind eye. She wasn't really sure. She didn't want to embarrass him. That's really blind. That's a super blind eye. Oh my god. You never remember? Your boyfriend is telling everyone he has cancer. Yeah, that's like a blind eye. I mean, you'd be peeing on a strip every day at my house.
Starting point is 00:06:25 But also, sometimes when we have talks about this kind of stuff, I forget, like, hello, you're, you're, you're a black. So you're a defense. Defensive, Gossie, you're innocent and don't prove in guilty. Well, I will say this, once I am convinced, then there's no turning back. You know, it's like Roy says, you can't throw this gun in the jury box and ask the jury to disregard the smell. I mean, it's like Roy says, you can't throw this gunk in the jury box
Starting point is 00:06:45 and ask the jury to disregard the smell. I mean, once the light goes on, I can't go back and pretend, you know what I mean, that I didn't see that for that person. But it takes a lot for the light to go on because I want to give people benefit the doubt. But you don't. But you don't.
Starting point is 00:07:01 No, I like to start out from a place of hate and judgment because that's like my default face. Yeah. Like, you know how people have resting bitch face? I have active bitch face. It's always like this. And then it lightens up. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:07:14 And then I'm like, oh, I forgive them, you know? Like, I'll be like, what a serial killer. And I'm like, oh my god, we have the best lunch together. Oh my god, I go to the opposite way. I forget. See, once I know someone's rotten at their core, I don't want them around me or in my life or in my energy and I don't trust them. That's true. But once I find out someone's rotten at their core, I feel like I really know
Starting point is 00:07:32 them. That's funny. We're newmen. Okay. So just going through this show, Vickie and Tamarind Shannon were over in Mexico. Woohoo. Woohoo. And that's how my brother felt. I saw that. I gotta tell you something. Really, I mean, I laugh so hard when they were all so sloppy
Starting point is 00:07:57 drunk and then they were getting that whirlpool. And to me, the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life were those spanks that went from her bra to her toes. And then when she bent over, there was a big hole. And I was just dying. Oh my God, I was just dying. But you know what, she's got such a good heart and she's so funny and she's so, like, not trying to be pretentious.
Starting point is 00:08:29 You know, like, she wasn't trying to be pretentious. That's just who she is. She put on this bank, she got in the hole, she bent over for the whole world to see that hole. And she got right in there and hit herself a good old time. So God bless her. And also God bless to Kila. To Kila has brought us so many salmon moments. I'm gonna tell you right now. I would have I would have stolen the tape out of the camera and I would have held every Person hostage that was in that room until I got that footage back before I let someone see me bend over my Spank Talking about it. What are you talking about? I went to rank three pairs of spanks.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Yeah, what can I get a good one? Thanks over the spanks over the spanks. I wonder what the spanks are. She was a great addition to the show. I mean, she really brought life into that show because I mean, she's just so out there and so unapologetic about everything. So we open with Tamara on one of those little scooter things.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Oh yeah, that's funny. Yeah. I kind of wish they got her on a jazzy. You know, one of those ones from Disney World, like when you go to Disney World, there's really big people and they have to be on the jazzy scooter. Because that's like my goal. You know, I can't wait to go around Disney World when I'm like 600 pounds just on a jazzy scooter. Oh my god, you should have I was here yesterday. There were a few of those 600 pound people there, and I felt so bad for them. I don't know why you would go out in the heat like that. It's jazzy.
Starting point is 00:09:51 You know, even do that. I'm not there yet, but even I was like, I walked my dog and I was like, by world's one. Yeah, it was hot. See you soon. So they go to the doctor and Vicki's cracking up, because they're like, Sam and Vicki again. Well, who, oh my God, the doctors have us make jokes,
Starting point is 00:10:05 bitch, or whatever. We can skip most of that. Oh, let's see. Are you talking about the cute doctor, the one that she went to for the follow up? Yeah, do you think that guy was cute? Yeah, I thought he was really cute. And I thought he was kind of blushing,
Starting point is 00:10:17 but going along, but he was out of out of his element. But I thought it was kind of funny because he was cute. Do your doctors come in in full seats? I don't even know. We usually have a jacket on. I don't think they have a jacket on. Don't they have the white jacket on? Yeah, he wasn't in that.
Starting point is 00:10:33 He was in like a Brooks brother. Well, maybe he's like, this guy for filler. What do you do? What are you getting your birthday? Maybe he has a jacket on when he's doing like exams and medicine stuff and then he just dresses professional when he's just doing his rounds. I don't know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:49 So they have to go, cause work, get back to work, Prato Buster, just something weird like that. And then Tim was like, oh my God, my life is shut. At his recovering bat, three of that's boxes. I mean, I'm active. How am I gonna work out with this? Which is Timmer's whole storyline. It's like, how are we gonna work out this season? I know, it's like, I'm active. How am I gonna work out with this? Which is Sam's whole storyline. It's like, how are we gonna work out this season?
Starting point is 00:11:07 I know. It's like, I would be worried about the boxes getting moved in and my husband having his 10th hard surgery. And she's like, how am I gonna work out with this? But. So she's like, by the way, speaking of broken, but have you spoken to Kelli? And because, no, yeah, you know, we're fed with back up.
Starting point is 00:11:28 We're fed with back up. So we have added back a lot of today. Yeah, so big deal. So big deal. What's my fault? What do you think of this? Is this Vicki's fault? I think Vicki should have ran it by Kelli,
Starting point is 00:11:36 because I think she should have just been sensitive enough to say, listen, Kelli, my boyfriend wants to invite this couple out on a double. Is that an issue for you? And if she said, yeah, this is an issue, then I wouldn't have gone. If she said no, it was an issue, then I wouldn't have gone. But I think she should have brought that. OK, good.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Because you know her. I don't think you want to hear about that through third parties. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's kind of embarrassing. And my only that, I mean, when you're married that long, even though you decided to end it, and it doesn't mean, you know, still have some feelings for the guy.
Starting point is 00:12:09 And then she's got the daughter. And I don't know, I think, I think Vicki made a misstep. And I think Vicki knew at the time she probably shouldn't have done it. But, you know, Vicki knows that she can get everyone to forgive her. That's a point. That's a point. That about Michael.
Starting point is 00:12:26 He has cancer. You know, and I believe it's a Keck kill our cancer. So you know, I put about a date. It's like, okay, Vicki too. Wait, who has cancer? No, I'm just saying. Oh, okay. I'm like, my God, another one.
Starting point is 00:12:36 That's something Vicki would say to get someone on her side. It's what to help her through his Keck kill our cancer. So Kelly, let's see. Timer's like, on his side, I'm on Keck's side, which of course. So Kelly, let's see, Tamara's like, on a thing, I'm on KELOLIS side, which of course, so everybody's on the same page there. So next we see this chick Emily at the gym with her, at a family gym.
Starting point is 00:12:53 Who came up with that? I don't know. Is that a thing? No, it's not. First is dangerous for the kids. Secondly, no one's gonna really get in the workout. And third, what was that? I didn't get it, no.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Yeah, no, not for me. It'd be my mother there right behind me like, try harder the workout. And third, what was that? I didn't get it, no. Mm-hmm. No, not for me. It'd be my mother there right behind me like, trying hard to faddy. Yeah, I mean, I think you go on a family trip to Disney World. I don't think you go on a family trip to this gym. Yeah, gross. Oh, so these are disgusting plays.
Starting point is 00:13:16 I can't believe that's a thing. So she's there with Larry, her father-in-law, and her mother-in-law Perry. And you know, typical mother-in-law with the son that just sits on a couch and drinks juice all day. You notice about the dad. He just sits there. And he has these lips and he just sips his juice.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Like, hmm, I just have the kids all day. Good job. That's funny. Maybe he's retired. No, he never even got his bar. That was the whole argument. Oh, yeah, that's right. Well, the baby, but wait a minute.
Starting point is 00:13:48 So maybe it's similar, he tired, because how can he support the family? If he doesn't have a job, she's a lawyer. Yeah, no, I get that, but he's still got me. You need to income to live the way they live. I don't know. I'm wondering if they have one of those like, OC starter houses where she's known she's going to be on the OC so they had to get a bigger house. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:14:11 You know how they do that? See, I kind of thought, even till he's started talking about the bar, that maybe he just did other things, not lowering. You don't think he's doing anything? He's doing something, because they talked on G chat. That's how they like hooked up. And I think they were both at work or something.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Now I think he's got to have some kind of a job going. He's just not loyering. Yeah, because he says he works. Oh yeah, we know what he does. He does like workers comp. I don't know. Everybody's like getting those during normally what these lawyers that haven't gotten their
Starting point is 00:14:38 their bar past thing do. What they do is they go work for law firm and they work under that law forms umbrella and they just can't charge what a real lawyer charges or a certified lawyer charges and they charge less and the law firm's responsible for their product work product. Oh, or they strip.
Starting point is 00:14:54 So maybe he's working, are they strip? Or they just get naked. Maybe he's working in a law firm. That's interesting, how come we don't know that? Why didn't we not know that? We do know, they did tell us. I'm just like, really stupid. God, there's just so much to fall on. Remember?
Starting point is 00:15:08 There's so much to remember, but it's like so low stakes. It's like, what is the husband who drinks too much juice to? Like, I don't care. Like, she pays the bills. I mean, we've got yours to figure it out. So she's got kind of that funny, like, Gina face, that Gina Cue face, Emily. And mother-in-law is telling her,
Starting point is 00:15:26 whoa, when are you gonna push him to get a job as lawyer, take the bar, when are you gonna do it? She's like, if you could make her- Maybe the mother-in-law subsidizing the income and she wants the bum to get off the couch. Probably. Who knows?
Starting point is 00:15:39 Because last year they had Persian Peggy, the Armenian Peggy, and then they got rid of first song club, they're keeping some Persian parody with Perry. Oh my God. I, the Persian culture is interesting to me. I like it. It's fascinating to watch. Yeah, watch some shots of sunset. I've never watched that. It just came back on the air. You know what? I've never watched that and I might have watched it, but this one guy on the show, who I've never met, doesn't know me. I don't know him from Adam,
Starting point is 00:16:05 said some trashy ugly thing about me and what's what happens live. And it got back to me like 50 different ways. And I was like, what'd he say? I don't even remember. I didn't care, really. Oh, tell me. I really don't really say.
Starting point is 00:16:16 But what bothered me about it is, you know, when you don't even know somebody having a met him, at least put it in context, just say, but it wasn't like about the show, it was personal, you know? I was like, that's weird. Did he talk about work here? I don't know. I didn't even know, at least put it in context, just say, but it wasn't like about the show, it was personal. I was like, that's weird. I don't know. I didn't watch it. I didn't know which guy it was.
Starting point is 00:16:30 I just know it was a guy. Yeah, I think it was the guy with the mustache. I think it was. Because I remember now thinking, oh, you know, I met him one night at some restaurant. I didn't meet him. I saw him there holding court with a bunch of people in their picture taken.
Starting point is 00:16:43 And I remember, oh, yeah, I've seen that guy before. The sad thing about it is Brendan won and invited one of my parties. I said, bring, invite him, I don't care. And then Brendan said, well, after he said those ugly things about you, I wouldn't invite him. I said, I don't care. He didn't come anyway.
Starting point is 00:16:54 He doesn't even know me. How could he have such an opinion about somebody's in every mat? He'd eat all the food anyway. Result like that. Oh, yeah, I see. You didn't know how you always put out a big spread here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:04 They do that every meal that they're at. Oh, I know. I know. I do see burgers. That's like that's like New Jersey. When do you see how that's how they eat a New Jersey? They put out every meal. They got like 20 plates of food. I mean, we're lucky around here. Like if we get like, I mean, honestly, RJ's like mom, can I call call, you know, what is it Uber Eats again? Go ahead. And we do have a toaster oven that works. I did that Uber Eats McDonald's last night. Yeah, are you doing? Right, the boys, huh? No, they wouldn't be home yet. I just hear garages. It's fray to.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Okay, it's the next Vicki and Kelly go to lunch to fight about, you know, Vicki setting up Michael forever. And Kelly's like, I thought this was someone I could trust. Oh, but she found Michael's. I know. I love Kelly Dodge. She's one of my favorite, all-time favorites. But she forgave her way too fast.
Starting point is 00:18:00 She's like, OK, I forgive you. Well, no, bitch, you don't forgive her because if you did forgive her, you wouldn't still be stealing about it. So just tell her the truth. I've got to think this through. I'm not sure I'm going to ever forgive you, or at least I don't forgive you for now. But she's like, okay, I forgive you.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Bye. Let's take a picture. Goodbye. She does some and so this scene, Kelly's like, I was hurt. And Vicki says, yeah, I was hurt too. I was hurt too. What do you heard about?
Starting point is 00:18:23 Yeah, see, she turned it around. We're what like right. What does she have to be hurt? Yeah, I don't know what she didn't have anything to be heard about. Yeah, I, I was hurt too. I was hurt too. What do you heard about? Yeah, see, she turned it around, we're like, right, what does she have to be hurt? Yeah, I don't know what, she didn't have anything to be heard about. Yeah, I've said I was hurt too. Yeah, I was hurt too. And she's wearing this black Vicki. It's like a turtle neck, but with no shirt.
Starting point is 00:18:36 It's like the weirdest thing. And then with jacket. It's like, did you're turkeying that, get a musical? Like what's happening? Oh my god. So, Kelly's like, let me explain. I get the mic was dating.
Starting point is 00:18:49 I was just upset that I heard it from someone else and I believe we were good friends, Vicki. And we're supposed to share things. And she's like, look, look, that could have, that could have, that could have, there's the whole story. There's the whole story here. Okay, I was gonna tell you, it did it with Jolie,
Starting point is 00:19:00 but like she's six. So, like, or she's a sixth grade. I would have said it right Jolie. Who talks about that Fred Jolie? I was like, Kelly was talking about boning other dudes in front of Jolie. Like, I think that's six. So, like, or she's a sixth grade. I would have said it right, Julie. Who talks about that Fred Jolie? I was like, Kelly was talking about boning other dudes in front of Jolie. Like I think that's okay. Well, Kelly has a little bit of a double standard
Starting point is 00:19:12 in that she's not just dating, but publicly dating and posting all about it. But the difference is that she's doing that on her own, you know, like, no one setting her up, you know. So I think the rub there wasn't that he went on a date or that he went on a date with another couple. The rub was that she thought someone who was her really good friend sat him up,
Starting point is 00:19:36 Matt Bogner. Yeah. And then Vicki just starts changing the argument as she does, because Kelly's like, I was leather and all that crap. And Vicki's like, oh no, it's okay, we keep moving the box. So my hair is a very professed.
Starting point is 00:19:50 You get this. There's a mic on top of a box. I got a picture. When some eye pad leaning up against the box. I can't dog in my life. Dogs in my arms. In my ears and curlers. A foot for her and I'm recording in my phone.
Starting point is 00:20:04 So I'm sure it's going to be another totally fancy sounding girl. Whatever we always have fun. But you know what, you get the sense about Vicki that she's a professional apologizer. She just gets her, she digs herself in a hole, she digs herself out, she apologizes, and she doesn't know. So she's had so much experience, experience putting out putting out these conflicts, fires and fights that to her it's like, oh, here's another one Kelly's It's out with me now like you know, she really is the real OG
Starting point is 00:20:33 Yeah, she really is like I don't know what to be yelled at I deserve respect Yeah, I've got to be honest You don't deserve respect, you're on respect I agree with that, I agree with that Kelly I will have respect and I just wrote sunlight is not nice to be like the sunlight hates becky But the thing is I don't even know why you know She she brought up that respect thing and has nothing to do with respect It is to do with just courtesy of giving your friend a heads up and what you're getting ready to do that
Starting point is 00:20:59 She might or mine I like or at least even just get engaging her and say would you have a problem with it? You know, Vicki's never been very smart with who she goes up against on this show. I mean, well, she's not, I don't think, people think she's calculating. I don't think she's calculating. If she was calculating, she'd be much more smart and strategic about her finds.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Yeah, she tries to be calculated. That's my favorite part about a real house life when they're really trying to be calculating, but they fail at it. Every single part. I find her fascinating. Or do you like her not? I think she does bring a lot to the show and she's passing.
Starting point is 00:21:33 I think they have a great cast right now with Shannon. My favorites in that group, Shannon, Kelly, and Vicki's stirring the pot constantly. Tamra's good, but Tamra's kind of predictable. You know, it's nothing really new ever with Tamra. Other than you know, our personal problems. I feel like the person that really hurt Tamra's Jesus,
Starting point is 00:21:55 like this to be honest. Like, turning to Jesus, like that was one lunch date she could have missed. Because I really liked, I mean, I've always disliked Tamra because I think she's a horrible friend and a horrible human being. Oh, you do? Yeah, she's terrible. She betrays everybody. She's awful. And she tries to ruin their lives. I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:22:12 I don't think she's an outsider. I never noticed that so much about her. She's very funny. Like her on the show. Who do you think she's, she tried to ruin their life, for example? Well, just recently, I mean, in the most recent history, when Shannon came on, do you remember when she was with Heather? Debron. Debron. And they're like, oh my god, Shannon, you're yelling again.
Starting point is 00:22:30 And she's like, no, not. Yes, you are, Shannon. What's wrong? Is she crazy? Should we call the hospital? And they got Shannon so upset. The five answered, like, you will all see the truth. You know, she's crazy.
Starting point is 00:22:43 And then Vicki, yeah, she's crazy. And then Vicki, like Vicki, all that cancer stuff was gross on Vicki's part. And all that stuff is started coming out on the blogs that that Brooks was picking it. Yeah, he had multiple times. Like one time, I didn't know that. Yeah, one time he said he had no cancer, like to get out of Oh my god.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Like, it's terrible. But the camera, it's, she brings up all this stuff on camera to hurt the friend. She plans to see to know that people are going to throw fire on it. So just throw her friends under the bus every single time. One thing I noticed too is, if you follow all the blogs and all the articles and all the social media,
Starting point is 00:23:22 you have a different perception and opinion of the girls on the show than if you just watch the show and take away what's on the show. Like you know all the background of all that. Like I never, I didn't know he'd fake the cancer thing five times if I wouldn't know that. You see what it put in a different context for me. But I'm not like an addict like you, Aronnie.
Starting point is 00:23:41 I have a real life. That's a problem. And I'm lucky to even fast forward on Timo and catch most of these shows, you know Yeah, but a lot of it too is just that when it's every week that you're watching it Yeah, yeah, and of course, you know, I do take 10 pages of notes Yeah, but then it's the same when I talk to Ben He's like I don't believe that Vicki fake it and so I have to go It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,'s like, oh, really? Well, here's the evidence.
Starting point is 00:24:06 I pulled that front. Tama Tata's batch. You know, so then it's start. Yeah, it does. So you have a lot more busted in the show, you know, than a normal audience viewer would. So you have probably better insight, intuition, and reality check than the rest of us.
Starting point is 00:24:23 For sure. Yeah. If I'm going to lie about you having cancer, you best believe I won't. Decent evidence, and I will get my casserole. You know, that was the one thing that was always important to me when I was on the show. I would never put my credibility on the line.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Like, I remember Roy saying me one time, you need to just say this about this girl. And I'm like, I'm not saying that because I don't believe it to be true. It's not true. She's not really good at that. She's not great at that. She's not the best at that.
Starting point is 00:24:50 And I'm not going to say it because I'm not putting my credibility on the line. So when she screws it up, then it looks like we'll lay it back there up. So I think your credibility in telling the truth is very important. If you want to sustain a career after that show. Yeah. Some of them, I think that show is their career. That's going to be their lifelong career, some of them. Oh, yeah, look at Gretchen.
Starting point is 00:25:12 She's still like Hawken, you know, she's still trying with that whole makeup makeup. I don't even know what Gretchen's doing, but she's got a lot of her hands back. Well, she's a very pretty girl. And she came to my book signing. So anybody that came to my book signing, I give them a pass because you know how hard I worked to sell my book.
Starting point is 00:25:30 Red carpets and white lies, shameless plug. But they fixed it. I was the next Jackie Collins, so it must be good. But anyway, so I, I forgive her for anything because she came to my book signing, but she's a very pretty girl. I don't know. I heard from behind the scenes why she wasn't back on the show. But Jeff's gonna have her on his radio show sometime soon, I heard.
Starting point is 00:25:47 So I guess we'll get the real side of the story. So I'm all clean in a bar, told me. That's like my source. Right, right. So I'm all clean in a bar, said that it was just because she was producing herself so much and that she was just faking everything and like just being a diva and refusing to shoot.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Well, I'll tell you when you're not on this camera thing, I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm just gonna tell you what I'm doing. using yourself so much and that she was just faking everything and like just being a diva and refusing to shoot. Well, I'll tell you when you're not on this camera thing, I'll tell you what I know to be true based on inside information from people at Bravo. Right away, when Lea says we'll bring out on this camera thing, she needs a microphone on the box. It's called podcast, right? You can start listening to my podcast.
Starting point is 00:26:23 It's on iTunes. You better tune in. Oh, yeah. You think it's good? Well, I'm going to start doing it on the 22nd live. I'm going to do it starting the 22nd, but I'm playing all last years of the year before right now on what is it on? It's on podcasts.
Starting point is 00:26:36 It's on iTunes. Yeah, wherever you get your stuff, I don't even know. I just talked trash. I don't even know. I don't know I'm talking to you. I don't know if you're listening. I just know that I do it for I've done it for two years. I think about a podcast.
Starting point is 00:26:50 The best thing ever have to know. There's nobody cares. Who cares? So Vicki and Kelly's fight ends with basically Kelly like, Oh, I forgive you. And then Vicki's like, but I said I'm sorry, but I don't even forget that she did that's good stuff. She's so emotional So then Shannon is with her
Starting point is 00:27:09 Oh my god these girls, I just can't anymore. I know this is like a real shit show. The whole thing's just one big shit show commercial it's time for a crap and celebrity beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity view, from the build up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What deserves session with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows.
Starting point is 00:27:58 It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wonder Yeah. So then we go see Shannon trying out her new QVC meals for her kids, which is just priceless.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I thought it was hilarious. Her kids are not fake at all, you know, and Shannon's like, look at this, it's a Vietnamese noodle. That has been done with a little bit of ginger. I will take that note. And I will tell QVC about that. We had it too much ginger. God, never mind.
Starting point is 00:28:53 I mean, the questions I would ask is, you know, what is in it, what are the contents of it? How healthy is it? You know, where is it made? You know, I mean, all that. And they're like, oh, that's the taste. They're slacking out of the mouth of babes. Yeah, they're feeding it to RT.
Starting point is 00:29:11 The good for Shannon. I'm rooting for her. Shannon, I mean, no, not Shannon. Yeah, Shannon, I'm hoping that your QVC thing is just like, goes crazy wild. I hope you're like the next, what was that girl's name that started that diet thing? Jenny Craig. I'm you're like the next, what was that girl's name that started that diet thing? Jenny Craig.
Starting point is 00:29:25 Jenny Craig. Jenny Craig. Jenny Craig. Jenny Craig. Just me. I'm selling layers of spanks. There's some idea that people haven't done. You know what?
Starting point is 00:29:34 Spanks and layers. Somebody's already selling that spanks girl's made of fortune. She's well, not on the show. And what about yours? Well, that other girl in New York sell those spanks things one time. Remember Heather? Yeah. Yeah. You didn't like her her I like her too she's just
Starting point is 00:29:47 a not she's not I think she's too serious for the show you know she's not yeah she's like I try to feed Bethany Frankl and meatball as a Chuchu train and she made me look like an idiot I'm out of it so we see Shannon talking to the QVC lady and she's telling us, I want people to know you can have healthy meals with flavor. Welcome to America, Shannon. Okay.
Starting point is 00:30:12 It's like, the welcome to the diet, it's like, I reached out to Marcia QVC. And then they show this clip and this is every lady who works at QVC. She's like, Shannon, like they'd lift her heads up. Like, Shannon, this is about, it's not about a diet. It's creating a lifestyle, Shannon. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's a battle, I like that, Pitt. She goes, I can learn Famicwick Learner.
Starting point is 00:30:37 It's a lifestyle. It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle. Oh my God, I used to be on a chis in all the time. So I know that a whole gig and I'm telling you, once you get sucked in, it's like a cult over there. You know, like it's like the whole thing, like the whole industry is like, everybody kind of knows everybody's a whole thing. They're all rooting for each other. That's the one thing I do like about it. They're all rooting for each other over there. We're not trying to hear
Starting point is 00:31:00 each other down. You know, at QVC, they don't look at you as competition, even if they got the, if you got a skin care line and they got a skin care line, they don't look at you as competition. You know what? So you know what? We both love dry skinned people. I saw more sudden youth on HSN and in 20 minutes than most people selling a lifetime. You still doing that? I did it for years, but I did really, really well. And then I did an informational, sudden youth. And so now I just have it on Leablag.com because I had so many customers I built up over the years
Starting point is 00:31:31 from that. You should go back on the TV and start, how do you mean to be like when you use Serena? Are you kidding me, Macbuster? Are you kidding me, Macbuster? Oh my god, I love Lisa Rina. And I love her wardrobe and her clothes and her girls are beautiful and her husband.
Starting point is 00:31:47 She's just fabulous. I love her. I love Lisa Rina too. One time she's like, whatever, don't even stand up for Lisa Vanderpump right now. I was like, what do I love her? She goes, well, just crawl up her ass then, honey. Okay. I love her.
Starting point is 00:32:00 She reminds me of like, how Luzo Ball used to if you watch any rear on see she get herself in a pickle And then she dig herself out and that's Lisa Rina. She's so cute She gets herself. Yeah, but Lisa Rina would be in that chocolate factory where that's All the chocolate in their mouth on my lovely Seped on my dog She's like they're always under my feet in the South. Oh, Larry. They are there's so many of those and then she bit what?
Starting point is 00:32:29 What did I do? I didn't do anything. I used to call her for his gump because she just stumbles into one thing after the other but it always turned out to work for her. So now she makes it work for her. Remember she got they were grabbing razzling her about the depends and all of a sudden, she's got selling the fans again. And then they were razzling her about the BJ on the book and then her daughter brings it up. Now she's selling that book again. She's like, for a scum, she just stumbles into the stuff
Starting point is 00:32:54 and it turns it out and makes it work for herself. There's no two piece of pod too, because you like her. I love her. So much! I can't remember her first met you and you're like, what are you selling? You're selling the same thing while I do the selling. You're like, you are you selling? It's something that I do with selling. You're like, you gotta have a book,
Starting point is 00:33:07 have a table of money, you gotta have a book, shape it like you started making this book. I love marketing and branding people and helping them get their products out the door because I'm good at it. And I had a plan for all the girls on the house who I was in Miami. I had a whole plan for each one of them to build them
Starting point is 00:33:24 an empire, but they couldn't see the force for the trees. They were so worried about looking so fabulous in the moment and getting the attention in the moment. I'm like, oh God, you can't deal with stupid. Oh, good, you can't, but it's fun watching you try. It is. Okay, then the kids, Gina, the one from Moldine Lint. She has a set storyline where she's obviously come on the show to get a divorce and it turns
Starting point is 00:33:52 out she did file. Oh, God. You know, so big of that. Oh, God. And real life. And she's doing that sad thing where she's just like with the kids and every scene and now it's her kids and the mom like, let's go to the zoo. And then she calls the husband.
Starting point is 00:34:04 She's like, oh, well, okay, it's just gonna take a minute. Oh, okay, well just wanted to call, say hi. Okay. She has like, Camille Grammar and Kelsey, like, get out of my dressing room. You know what? Look who I'm so glad to have you. You know what, I never understand the surprise
Starting point is 00:34:22 of these women when they let their husbands live in another city and then they wonder why they want to be getting divorced. I mean, that'd be like me coming to LA and spending 80% of my time and going home 20% out of the year. I mean, how long do you think I'd stay married? I mean, you know what I mean? Yeah, I do.
Starting point is 00:34:37 God, that sounds like a dream marriage. I feel like I could be married like that. I could have a husband. Like, if it was just like a picture frame, you could be like, oh my God, how's you doing? Well, maybe after 25 years with somebody, Roy probably put up with it, but I just wouldn't do it. I just can't understand.
Starting point is 00:34:53 No, you guys spent a lot of time. Yeah, we spent all the time together. I'd rather be with, hang out with R.J. and Roy than anybody else I could think of. I mean, I can't tell you the things I turned down because I don't even want to go. I'd rather just hang out with the red junior in the morning. I stay at home.
Starting point is 00:35:06 I know I love staying at home and doing nothing with that. Just hanging out with you. I was invited, since I've been here this summer, I've probably invited three or four of those red carpet things. I'm like, are you kidding me? I'm going to have to get my hair done, my makeup done, and go put on something fancy to go out and smile for a camera that no one cares that I'm even there.
Starting point is 00:35:24 I don't think so. And I like how when you're ready to be so sure, you're just like, come over and then you just have a party. If I want to see people, it's come to me. Yeah, come to the first. Come kiss the ring. The booze is waiting. So then Tamara and Shannon are in there.
Starting point is 00:35:41 Tammy and Shannon are driving to this dinner that they're all going to have together. It's our first group dinner with the new girls. Oh, you know how that's going to turn out. I know. So you talked it did turn out out did because this Gina chick seems so not like she seems so sweet. She jumped right in from the go it, but you know, blah, blah, blah, blah. She jumped right in either. She's watched a lot of these shows and know you got a dance for your dinner or she just somebody jumps in with an opinion either way it worked for no she knows she's about to get divorced and she gets what keep them my job and by the way if she weren't there at that dinner would have
Starting point is 00:36:16 been a snooze fest yeah you know they get mad at these girls for stirring it up but if they didn't stir it up you know what I'd watch. Yeah, and everyone's kind of agreed to be nice. So the people who would normally be fighting like Shannon and Kelly aren't going to be fighting. And then Kelly and Becky are going to fight. They've got a temporary peace pipe going. Yeah, good bye. Shannon's face was the way all the dogs are playing right now. Shannon's face was hilarious through this dinner because she wanted to hate the new girls
Starting point is 00:36:45 because she always hates them. Always. And Timber even was like, Shannon hates new people. Yeah, that's good way to see that. Well, Becky usually doesn't like the new girls either. Becky always hates the new girls. So, you know, they usually don't like the new girl.
Starting point is 00:36:57 I always like to ingratiate the new people because I feel bad for them because you know they're intimidated and they kind of feel out of play since you want to make them feel welcome. Not these bitches, you're all like, you're not kidding. Go Adam. Well, you wanted to talk about Vicki, not you.
Starting point is 00:37:11 You know, like, it's just like real life, you know? So then, so they get a Tamarind Shannon or in the car and Shannon's like, I forgot my special French hip-hop race. Like, what about you? I guess now they're gonna be obnoxious this whole episode.
Starting point is 00:37:24 Like, look, we're friends again, that's race amigos. And they do the dance like the three amigos from the loop. And they're just rubbing it in everyone's face. You know, girls do that. God, I hate that. Yeah. Hey girls. Yeah, so what do you call the click?
Starting point is 00:37:37 The vehicles are ordering that. The cheerleaders, the two clicks, the prom queen and the cheerleader are best friends and you're not sitting with us. Yes, they're like that. They're like the heathers. So, you're not sitting with us. Yes, they're like that. Look at the heathers. So um, Chameras like, oh my god, you're meeting two new friends.
Starting point is 00:37:50 How do you feel? And Cham is like, grinning at her. Also a second where she doesn't open her mouth all the way. She just goes, wow nice to meet you. Really nice to meet you. And she stays like that through the whole dinner, right?
Starting point is 00:38:04 Well, she's probably kind of trying not to like blurt something else. So she's going to try and now contain herself and she's really thinking, oh, God, I've got to go put up with another one and have another friend now that I got to fight with. I've got another bitch with a my friend to come into my back, you know, but she gets that
Starting point is 00:38:23 left the whole time. And it's also her thing because every season she goes, but I was nice to you at first. I remember I smiled on all of you things. You smiled like you were biting a pillow, you know, like, so let's see. So all the girls start to show up here. They start talking about their kids and Emily's like, you know, like it's really good being a mom working as a mom because I need time away about their kids. Emily's like, you know, like it's really good being a mom working as a mom because I need time away from my kids.
Starting point is 00:38:48 I've got twins and Shannon's like, oh, I have twins. Girls. Oh my god. Shannon's gonna be there. We have something in common. She's like getting mad at everything. And then Gina comes in and Gina's like the hot,
Starting point is 00:39:02 young blonde, blonde, violent chick. And Shannon goes like this to Gina. She's like, I'm not even printing your teeth with a fake smile. Oh, I didn't notice it. You notice all these little nuances. I'm like, I'm lucky just to catch the high points. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:39:20 I wonder what's underneath that. I'm telling you, it's like, oh God, I gotta meet another one. I'm gonna like her or not like her. They're gonna get in a cat fight. Yeah, that's what it is You know, so they start doing the three of me goes dance again blah blah and then Vicki's like oh, hey Who everybody did you guys hear about a girl's trip? It's like oh Jesus. Oh God. Here we go again Yes, so then they start talking about that and Shannon's like wow she got making the jacuzzi and I'm sorry and the Shannon just great translation my body's better than yours I don't need spanks that's what she's really saying. And she was like, when I was 33, I wrapped a natural body tube.
Starting point is 00:40:07 So, I'm furious. So then Kelly arrives, possibly drunk. I'm not sure what's up with Kelly. She looks like she just got out of bed. Her hair is like all over the place. She's like, oh, yeah. So she comes in and they just start yapping and having small talk with the girls. And then Vicki goes, oh my god, look, if you've been here for D Jersey, it's like, oh my god, it's long island. Hey, what does everybody think of Jersey? It's like, oh, we need different fucking states. Because long island has a connotation of elite and money and new Jersey has the connotation of people that can't afford Manhattan.
Starting point is 00:40:49 It's like, it's like the same accent but more IKEA, you know. And she's like, it's different geographically. It's not that different vocally, okay. We're talking about. people here. So then Gina keeps going for it because she's like, you know, I get that everybody doesn't understand every other place like me with new port. Like if you've been to new port, I can't with new port. Okay. I just can't. And Shannon's like, Oh, wow. I live in new port. Sorry, it's just can't. Oh my god, so Shannon hates this girl now, you know. Oh my god. So then she tells them about her. These are adult women. That's it.
Starting point is 00:41:29 I just get around my head around. These are like really adult women. Now these conversations like that. So I'm like, okay. So Shannon tells them about her weight loss thing. And they're like, what is that? Like, present food. Well, what is this present?
Starting point is 00:41:43 I mean, that's only what we do. It's a present. But it's an army? That's only where they do it. It's frozen, but it's an alpha-lux frozen. It's a special kind of frozen. I love it. That's a healthy kind of frozen army, okay? I mean, she goes, I use how I lose weight. I don't drink.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Oh, well, they're, and I, you know, I have a positive attitude. And then it cuts to her like, chagagagatitos and soda and ordering like a pizza Always love salmon Well, I do think if they stopped drinking they probably all shrink up and go away They put away a lot of booze in that town I'm open to know why I can't and that group they know I could care less I think they're more interesting when they do and that group they know I could care less I think they're more interesting when they do.
Starting point is 00:42:24 When someone said can I ask your advice like I was sitting at the bar and someone's like can I ask you advice Betty like some dumb conversation you go yeah well if you want to know how to fit the most alcohol in a glass you can tell you I said that oh my god I don't even drink. Oh my god I always got like a huge martini over here. I know. Oh my God. What's money is that?
Starting point is 00:42:50 Oh my God. I don't know. Well, when Ronny's coming, I got to make sure I got two jugs of tequila, the big jugs, teetos, teetos. No, vodka, teetos, teetos. I didn't even know that. Somebody sent me a ball of that, teetos that said, look at her laugh. Said, he made vodka on it at my house in Miami.
Starting point is 00:43:05 And I was like, oh my God, someone started a liquor company and they're making it hand and they want my opinion on it. I didn't know what to do. I was like, well, then, Brad. And I rode on their test and let them get back with them on it and all this stuff. And I had sitting in my bar forever. And I never tested it because I just didn't do busy.
Starting point is 00:43:25 And then I realized one day when people started ordering t-dos on television and then used their to our t-dos and I go and I look at the bottle and it goes hand made vodka and I go, they didn't send me that because they're just creating a vodka and want my opinion on it. Please tell me about the vodka. I have written on there.
Starting point is 00:43:41 I've got to get back with them and let them know what I think about it. But then I'm not much of a vodka drinker. I'm'm gonna ask a few friends and I got busy and forgot about it But is this handmade vodka? So I've envisioned some ones at home brewing up a handmade thing with a handmade label And they want to get you know Applignons on it from people so they can see how to market it and I mean I don't like your hands on my potatoes. How about? Well, the label does kind of look like that. And it's, well, it fits the name.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Handmade it. It fits the brand. It's good marketing. But I am such a dummy because I'm like, oh, I'm going to be, I must be quite the influencer. They're asking me to test their vodka. Oh, I did it. I'm an influencer. Because remember when John Paul, what's his name and Gerber came up or whoever came up with
Starting point is 00:44:24 it? No, John Paul came up with that key line line or some line along, long, long, long, long time ago. He was doing that and asking people their opinions on it. Oh, which Keel was it? Can't remember. You know the hair guy. John Paul, you mean George Clooney? No, the hair guy that has the big hair brand, Paul Mitchell. Oh, Paul Mitchell. Oh, Paul Mitchell.
Starting point is 00:44:42 It's like Chasty. His real name is John Paul, whatever. Anyway, and so he and his wife, he really did start his tequila company and he really did send on hand things and get pendants on my God. I love that you're just like way. I can change the subject. Yeah, I can't do that. I got 20 of my friends tested it they all thought it was great head a little too much ginger in it, but I think that it was perfect So back in dinner am I distracting you from your show Can I can I change the subject more than anybody you know and go off on random talking random Although you talk to random acts of talk. We've never finished
Starting point is 00:45:26 an actual conversation. I will never. Well, no, because we're all over the place. By the end, I'm like, I will take my pilot class is less than I do want to pilot life. Who? Yeah. It's just like some one of the conversation we're having. No, we're not doing that. It like starts with like, here's how to store your things better to make your apartment look bigger. I'm getting my pilot's license. It's like, where, how did we get here? Okay, so back to the table, Kelly is looking like she just got summer whatever. And she and I was talking about her diet and Kelly's like, you lost weight. You look great.
Starting point is 00:45:59 Wow, I'm seeing them now after my pandemic. And so she does have many times has she mentioned the girls half his age? I've heard that a thousand times in the what, four episodes, he's half her age, he's half her age, he's half her age. Now that's almost frozen, the wrong way. That's how he's mad.
Starting point is 00:46:18 That bothers her. That bothers Shannon that she's half her age, the younger thinner version. Wouldn't it bother, I mean, it would bug me. Well, it just, honestly, she should just be, I mean, yeah, it would be hurtful, but she should just be so grateful she'd cut her laws with him,
Starting point is 00:46:32 because he's really a jerk. Yeah, he's a jerk. At least everything you see about him, I don't know, personally, based on what you see about him on the show. He's really an insensitive jerk. Yeah. And he did that thing where he gets divorced,
Starting point is 00:46:44 so he grows out his hair, you know, after he gets You know, he looks like Mr. Furley. Yeah. He's trying to be that guy. Remember that guy. He used to have that long hair. I can't think of his name. Fabio. Fabio. Popular for a while. I went away. It's a picture with him in the whole foods once. He was horrified. You know, Richard knows him really well. He lived at his house for years. He's very kind. He's gonna bring him over one time to the party. I was like, I don't care, I'm bringing him. So if Bobby, I can't believe I'm seeing you
Starting point is 00:47:11 in the avocado section, I make huge fat. He's like, a picture, fucking LA. Okay, so then, Shanah's like, can you believe that isn't that insane? 20 years younger. And then Vicki goes, oh, she says, it's on social media. So even my girls can see it. And Vicki goes, oh, she says it's on social media. So even my girls can see it. And Vicki goes, what is it a bizarre what they put
Starting point is 00:47:29 at social? That is just crazy. And Kelly goes, what's bizarre is Vicki setting my husband up with a friend? It's all right. I mean Vicki's just like, they can beat a dead horse. Can they beat a dead horse? They'll be talking about the 20 year old and the fix up with the guy for like 10 years. You know, Kelly's gonna keep rolling on and then Kelly tells us,
Starting point is 00:47:52 well, I said it in front of everybody else because she asked to hear everybody's other opinions and know that she's rolling on my mind. And this is like starts cracking up. I love Kelly on this. Oh, he's so. So then Gina jumps right in and she I said, wait, you know how? I would never do that.
Starting point is 00:48:07 That is the opposite. Oh, that's the dog's barking. Probably someone doing maintenance on the house. On the full-time maintenance house job. Okay, go ahead. I know the house is never done. The house is never done to money pit. So basically, Gina's like,
Starting point is 00:48:28 that is so not girl code, okay? You know, like I would personally take fuck you. I'm not hooking you up because that's kind of girl I am. And then Shannon is just looking from side to side because she's supposed to be friends with Vicki now. She's probably wrong, you know. And that's pretty much it.
Starting point is 00:48:46 Bikki leaves all pissed off. But then she's like, oh my God, three Bikos, woohoo, so you do that thing on the parking lot. So then Gina tries to have her first fight with Bikki. She's like, do you wanna go hiking? Oh, me. If you're ever wanna, if you ever wanna piss me off, I'll make you me look terrible.
Starting point is 00:49:02 Go hiking. That's me to go hiking. That's what I say, take a off. A while making me look terrible. Go hiking. That's me to go hiking. That's what I'm saying. Take a hike. Yeah. A subliminal text. Yeah, that was funny. And because if you could say whatever you want,
Starting point is 00:49:13 you know what, opinions are opinions. And if it has an opinion, that's what you poop out of or whatever. And then you get to play here at the bout my opinion and she keeps trying to go on. And then Vicki tells us, you know what, this is by set box. You do get to say, hey, what a couple of my set box. I say you want to play by set box. Oh, Vicki. Everybody has their own sandbox. What makes this one her
Starting point is 00:49:33 pretent, right? Tori sandbox. Oh my God. Vicki's in that. They all be on their territory. Yeah. And their friendship territory on their husband territory on everything. They all be on their territory. Yeah. And their friendship territory on their husband territory on everything. They all pee on their territory. Nobody wants to share. The only other line I forgot to say was Vicki goes, really, Kelly, you're going to bring this up again at the table. Yeah. I have the cast rolls to you. What Kelly? I would cast rolls to you. You'll never get over the cast roll thing. She won't. You are. You're obsessed with it though. She does. She literally said.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Yeah, but you always remember that. Because that's what I was about to mention. You know at the end of Matt Lock, when they finally get them to confess, I'm like, all right, I did it. I was mad at her from years
Starting point is 00:50:17 ago when she slid in the half of this like huge monologue. Vicki's Matt Lock ending was, I just wanted to cast her all. I just wanted to casserole. I just want to cast a wrong. I'm just supposed to get a casserole when you're sad.
Starting point is 00:50:29 And that brings us to the end of the real house was of Orange County. Thank you so much. Okay. So let's tell everybody where they can find you. Your show is called Lunch with Leah. Yeah. It's on the show comes out every week. It's everyone's that new.
Starting point is 00:50:42 20 seconds. Yeah. The new one's August 22nd, but the last 24 episodes are on iTunes. People are downloading them now. And then I'll be back in Miami that week. So I'll start it up again. And then they should tweet me their comments on Leah Black Miami. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:59 You know, because I love products. Oh, yeah, my, my products are only a black dot com. My sudden youth, non-surgical facelift kit, look beautiful right away in 20 minutes, that one of those other housewives tried to knock off and then criticized and then she got blasted. Well, actually, that was an OC. You went after her.
Starting point is 00:51:17 I didn't go after her. I called her out. Yeah. And everyone decided with me because I was right. So what did she say? What happened? She went on that evine thing, translation. She couldn't probably get on QVC. And everyone decided with me because I was right. So what did she say? What happened? She went on that e-vine thing, translation,
Starting point is 00:51:27 she couldn't probably get on QVC, and she goes up there and says, you know, oh, I tried this product one time, come on, suddenly you think it was just, oh, it just pulled my skin in it, tongue in it, did this, and it did that. I was just, oh, I can do better than this. So I made this one and it gets better at the same results, but you don't have to put up with the this
Starting point is 00:51:44 and the other. And I was live it. I'm the same results, but you don't have to put up with the this and the other. And I was live it. I'm like, bitch, I created that formula 25 years ago and it's been clinically tested. I have all the clinical studies to prove it lifts, turns, and tightens your skin. And you're going on there criticizing it. And then telling people the product was so good and it worked so well that I knocked it off and made it better Go get your own damn product
Starting point is 00:52:08 Yeah, and she's trying to steal every product even intermittent fasting She's like it sometimes it's Heather like that is not your diet That's I've been hearing about that for years. Yeah, you she's just trying to live an original idea get an original idea Yeah, you know and who complains about having a mask that pulls their face? Isn't that what it's supposed to be? That's the point. When you take this mask off in 20 minutes and you look in the mirror, you're
Starting point is 00:52:30 going to see the lines and wrinkles are less. And your face can be lifted and toned and firmed and tightened. You should be like thanking me for that. Instead of complaining about, well, it pulled and tightened when it was on. That's the point. Hello. You can go second, gerbilide, claw hands.
Starting point is 00:52:43 So I was just annoyed by that because my social media just lit up with people telling me and sending me the link and what she said. Nobody, obviously, I didn't know this, but the audience doesn't really like her that much. I didn't know that. No, she's a monster. So I didn't know that. You know, to me, she's like, the biggest memory I have of her, she was so offended, someone broke a piece of the cake off and ate it.
Starting point is 00:53:04 And I was like Okay, my god don't break a nail around her But I mean I should The big thing oh the lie so good Well that brings us to the end of watching crap and next week we will be back to standard recap mode with mr Been man of their everybody is joined me so far this week. I sure live yet. Leah. Thank you for being here How much fun did we have? That was so fun. It was fun.
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