Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Cold Reception at the Housewarming

Episode Date: October 29, 2020

Braunwyn continues to struggle with her newfound sobriety on Real Housewives of Orange County, but unfortunately Gina doesn't know that, leading to an explosive and awkward fight at Shannon's housewarming party. Also, we learn that the words "sad" and "depressing" are not part of Shannon's vocabulary. She would never! How dare you!!!This ep is Crappens on Demand, which means you can watch us record the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/43291411Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It went on a journey. It was very long. And then I buzzed the sides off, which was fun. And I had this long emo in the front and then like short on the sides. And that was cool for a week. But then my bangs kept getting in my eyes. And I said, you know what?

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the elections will be over. Okay, so we're gonna be back to peaceful times. Just kidding. You know, I'm never back. I'm gonna be probably peaceful, but there'll be more peaceful. Okay, you don't have to argue every time you see your family, hopefully.

And the truth is this, people still will probably be riled up about something or another by then. And so come to our live show and like, you can check it at the door. And for like 90 minutes We can just be bravo fans talking shit about bravo star. It feels like so far in the future saying November 12 It's like no it seems like it's really only like ten years away It's close. I mean, it's real close. So I think that's technically it's two weeks from today

So it's gonna be a super super fun time and You know Ronnie you and I are such hands. We love having an audience and I so I know will be like Extra ridiculous because that's just what we do. We're like there's someone watching For literally 10 hours, okay So today is real house was of Orange County. What? My So today is real housewives of Orange County. My help! My help! Oh, I thought you said, WHELL!

Like you said, my help! My help! My help! And previously on real housewives of Orange County, my help wants to do shots. Uh, my help. My help. Hips don't lie, but they do hurt sometimes.

So this is a big episode, a lot happened. I thought it was a great episode, I'm not gonna lie, I thought it was great, I was super into it. I love, this is my favorite kind of real house wise episode when there is a super, super, super petty fight that escalates to ridiculous screaming and things being thrown at a party, but the underpinnings are actually

in something very real. So I really love that. It's a great mix for me. Very real and very, very stupid. Which I like. A stupid fight that is somehow more than alcoholism. Like that's what we tune in for, right? Kind of more than alcoholism,

but it's also, I am getting triggered a lot because I have a lot of alcoholic feelings, okay, about myself and family and everybody around me and I do find myself screaming at the TV a lot But you know what? I'll just save it for the I'll just save it for the recap as it goes Yeah, save it for the show. Yeah, but we open we know it's gonna be a good episode because we get shots of like what Orange County Really is it's yoga on the beach. It's sightseizing through ocean binoculars. It's white people dancing really widely Boardwalk. Yeah And we see Archie are one of our favorite animals

I actually almost feel like Archie gets short shrift Which has been a lot of talk about T'Challa lately and T'Challa has sort of like risen to number one in Bravo pets Sorry jiggie, but T Tichala is number one right now. But I feel like Archie is never really part of the conversation and Archie should be part of the conversation. He's like one of the few full-size dogs that we have on the show.

Aside from Storm, but I'm sorry, I feel like Storm is disqualified because he's a kind of account dog. That's a good, first dog, you know. I'm not saying Storm is thirsty, but because of his whole reason of getting Storm is thirsty. it's like when you eat that like really needy girl on your block that just got a three-legged dog Just so she could say she has a three-legged dog like out of all the dogs in the place She got the three-legged one just to say she got the three like she's the best juice of knife

My my my rescue is better than your rescue My son a wheelbarrow He's better than your rescue, alright? My father will never. We'll never know, so. That's kind of storm to me. Storm, and also, honestly, names do matter when it comes to, like, I think, ranking dogs, or pets, not to say that there's a good name or a bad name,

but when you see, if I were to look at a German Shepherd and it had a certain sort of name, and then I look at a German Shepherd that has a name like Storm, there's a chance that the name could be the deal breaker in terms of which one I'd like more to be honest, you know. Well, actually now that you mentioned it, Storm is named like that's how Lee Berry and the X-Men, right? She plays Storm and then to Charles is from Black Panther. From Panther and Who else is dog are we talking about Archie is from the comics, you know, um Archie is you know, I mean listen

like Archie is as a classic Storm is storm is storm. I don't know. I think that I Don't know I also the other thing that's going against storm is that he shares the same name as a Dateline reporter and so Storm Phillips, of course, so that kind of like makes him like less like the Storm Phillips. When is someone just gonna name their baby like Reigns? I mean that's a that's a commentator That's a news person that needs something named after them Dallas Reigns. Dallas Reigns. I love Dallas Reigns Look at your forecast today. It's like, okay. I get it the weatherman named Dallas Reigns. Dallas Reigns. I love Dallas Reigns. Well, they're well afraid. Look at your forecast today. It's like, okay, I get it. The weatherman named Dallas Reigns. I always love that.

What are my crazy? Okay, guess what? This isn't about that at all. This is about Archie the dog and how he feels about Shannon being in the kitchen with a giant shooting target on her refrigerator. Ben, did you notice that? Oh, a giant shooting target? Yes, it's did you notice that? Oh, a giant shitting target? Yes, it's a squatty, potty shitting target. No, it's a shooting target. I did not see the shooting target.

Look, I'm gonna show you right now, anyone on Crappensontoman can look because I've been drawing to show you. Look at her refrigerator door, it's a shooting, like when you go to the shooting range, you shoot a human size shooting target. There's a shooting, like when you go to the shooting range. Oh, yeah. You like a human size shooting. There's a human size shooting target. I thought you were saying like a little like a magnet.

No, it is like one of those silhouettes of someone's torso. It's really dark. It's really dark. Which means that she went to a shooting range. I was like, I got a bullseye. I'm putting it up. My fridge. She not only got one bullseye, she got, she shot this poor piece of paper, what

30 times? I mean, how many holes are on there, Shannon? And there is one dangerously close to the weiner down here, which you can see. It's funny because I was going to say that this, this, this image has as much personality as David Bedore, but it would make sense that then she would shoot at 30 times. Well, he does have holes in his heart. That's for darn sure. And she has a surprisingly eye-level clock as well in that kitchen. Does she? She does. She's a very eye-level.

It's a very low clock. That is definitely designed for Shannon to see it, because she is like right at her eye level. She's like, well, I can't have a, Dr. Moon says I can't have a clock too high because I will hurt my neck. And as we all know, my neck is my emotional zone. So the more I strain my neck to look at the clock, the more emotion I become. Oh, I'm happy.

And now that we're looking at this very closely, this shot of Shannon's house. Sure. Very closely. This house is a job, Shannon. Now I know you're not buying this house, but there is there is such a thing It's too much ship lap. Okay. There I said it Sorry people who live in a barn. Sorry Jesus. I know you were born in a place like there is too much There is a such a thing is

Shipped lap is this wood paneling shit on the walls. It's like the photos Okay, and huh, is that what they call that? I just read it in very British way. Is that what they call that? Yeah, this is a little different because it's different lengths. It's like striped length, but yeah, it's like striped, striped, shaped, ship lap. I wanted to have something called ship lap because I am running laps these days

because I'm trying to lose weight. And on top of that, it's a reminder that with for David Bedore, that ship has sailed. Ha! A ship has sailed. Because I'm running laps around a ship that has sailed. Ha! Also, your cabinet storage, you know when you add on cabinet storage to the side of your,

look, you add cabinet storage in cabinets, not on the outside of your fucking island. Look at this, she has a storage thing for all these iPhone cables and stuff that are just hanging out on island. And then when was Spunches? On the side of the island, not even by the sink. What is happening in this house? I put it in the sink. I put the Spunjuan in the sink.

Yeah, it goes to the sink. What's happening over there? Shanna says she's not happy, but this picture is telling me otherwise. Does she have a Spartan, not Spartan, a tartan? Are those tartan blinds that we see there? Yeah, they're like, yeah.

And of course, it would be remiss to say, to not point out that there's two McKenzie child's vases. Actually, as McKenzie child vases go, these are really not that offensive because they're small. And they're also, the pop of green is actually nice in terms of the plants coming out of them, and she did them symmetrically.

So as far as these hideous Mackenzie childs, you know, pots go, this is really some of the best that we've seen, but I still don't appreciate it here in this house. I'm not into the black and white motif of this whole kitchen. And also the rooster, the Mackenzie child's rooster. I don't see the rooster.

Oh, there it is. Oh, that's, yeah, I don't see the rooster. Oh, there it is. Oh, that's, yeah, I didn't see the rooster. My screen's much smaller. You know, the other thing is, I feel like the floor is so, like it says, it's a nice natural wood tone and everything. And I'm okay with the island being black, but I agree the white and the black of the shelves and all that stuff.

It's too aggressive. It's too aggressive. I think, yeah. Even the shooting target is black and white. Yeah, and you can tell they have that super white light I would like some more warmth Yeah, okay guys, so let's get on with the actual recap now because we'll be here all day if we go frame by frame We literally literally only discussed the fact that Archie was on screen and now we've like analyzed the entire kitchen island and it's a

Kutramonts So and it's a good romance. So, Salmon is trying to figure out her oven, I guess, and she's got some meat in it, and she's like, oh, well, look what happens when it's on the bottom, John. It doesn't even cook, John! And he opens the fridge and he's like, oh, God, this smells. She's like, like, rotten. What does it smell? Is it rotten?

Is it rotten? Is it rotten? Is it rotten? Is it? Is it okay? Is everything good? I'm serious. I'm serious. Is it a rotten smell? Is it a rotten? Is it a rotten? It's a... Is everything okay? He's like, everything's good, everything's good. I'm serious, I'm serious. Is it a rotten smell? Does it smell a rotten? Are there pathogens? Are there toxins? You know, I can't smell anything because it's my sinus surgery.

Yeah? Is it a rotten? Is it a rotten? I can't smell anymore, ever since I started going to the bathroom with Kelly, which is... I'm dear you! On the daughter! All right, Kelly, you are not in this scene! So, well, for the boss since we're having a housewarming coming up, I bought some shot glasses with lemons on them, and I also want to come up with a signature lemon

shot for the housewarming because you know my whole thing is now about lemons because I'd like lemons in a bowl and six years later I decided I should capitalize on it Everything is from it's all the time And he's like I think that's a great idea like he's just everything she said everything she says he's like What? That is a down home great back. It's a down home thumbs up for me down This me really down homie's like whatever you want honey and

She's like it's just so nice to be supported for once and we this is my favorite We got a flashback to some of David Bdore's greatest hits and it's that first inner party They held and he's just like dear the people will be fine dear. Don't worry dear Don't worry, dear, don't worry, dear. That was the best because they didn't understand that the microphones could pick them up wherever they are. Remember that? Was it not like her first episode? It was one of her first or second episodes where they had a dinner party at their house. And they'd be like, Oh, everything's great. Okay, me and David are just

going to go help each other in the kitchen. David, David, David, David, you better be better. Just call it David. Okay, me and David are just gonna go help each other and the kid, David, you got to get, David! David, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get, you got to get rotten smell in the fridge, but we'll deal with that. I shot a piece of paper, so I think it's a reason for a moi grande fiesta! Hmm, yeah, um, you know, I want to get that gym finished too, alright? Because, you know, that gym, it just needs to be finished. So you want more than just that gigantic painting of your own face? Hehehe, it's like, okay, I'll go get my peloton. No! No! You know, I hate that thing.

It's claustrophobic, and my-my-my-feet-cake-caught, and-and the seat hurts my vagina. And-I-I anyway, I ordered lemon outfits for the kids to serve in with lemon leggings and white t-shirts with lemons. They say let's get real. Lemon-y! Oh, right! Oh, Gina texted. Can she ask if she can bring Emily as her plus one? So, talk about lemons. We're going to need a lemonade stand for that one. Okay, I'm gonna squeeze it. I got a stick girl to turn that one into a lemonade. I still can't smell the smell.

I still can't smell the rat. Did you notice by the way that what they were eating for dinner? So when they finally had a close up of this beef because when they were cooking the beef, it was like very sad looking beef in that oven. And then when they finally cooked it, it was just like all gray, fully overcooked. And the side, maybe you can like look on the video

you have there, the side of vegetables with that beef. It looked like, like a miro pois. Now, is a miro pois the right word? Mizzamploss. It was basically just like- No, it looked like- It looks like, I see what you mean. It just looks like a celery.

It looks like, like you know what you're about to make. Like a soup or most things you like you have- Yeah, that's a mere celery with- It's celery carrots and onions, but it doesn't have the carrots in it. Yeah, it's like you know what it's gonna have your aromatics? You're like onions and you're celery and you chop it and you saute it and then you put everything else in

Shana's like, you know what? I think we're good. I think we're good. Just gonna serve this part. We're not gonna have me our body date. We're just gonna have me. There's a close-up of it. That's... It's just like this little tiny chopped up. It's gotta be around like after, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

I'm showing you right now. Isn't this what you're talking about? No, there's a close up of the actual play. And you can see it's after the Peloton, you'll see it's gonna come up. It's after the Peloton stuff. And it's getting closer to it. So there it is.

It's just like this pile and there's like a leaf. It's just like this brown gray meat. We don't have some of the salad, but I really work out on the salad. He takes one little leaf of it. He literally has one leaf of salad and like a pile of sauteed onions and celery. I also like that she's brought out her gold plates mats

for dinner with her boyfriend. Listen, I actually believe that sauteed onion and celery could be very delicious on its own, but it just also in this context, like a very sad string, like a boarded start to a game. Well, that's when you start learning how to cook healthy, you know, like they say when you first start eating vegan, you're like, look at my vegan meal

and it's like a banana on top of a piece of white bread, you know, just like soaked on there. It's green, so I'm eating it. So she's throwing this big lemon party and now they're talking about Emily. He's like, well, have you ever been friends with Emily? And she's like, wow, she said, where's Fun Shannon? And you know, when does Fun Shannon come out? You know what I said? I said, where's Fun Emily? I certainly said, and you know what?

By me saying that, that was inherently Fun Shannon, huh? See? See how that works? Emily had a bad gear last year, and I feel bad about that, but you know what? She wasn't kind to me. She was not kind to me and Then we see clips and I'm fighting with Shannon saying you attacked my weight loss and my successes And you have a bad year. Well, I had my last year missing Emily going. Yeah, I know I've heard about that over and over over again, Shannon. And then we come back and Shannon, her voice is now trembling and she's like, I've tried.

I've tried. I've tried to break through with her and she just dismisses me all the time. She just dismisses me. And then we go to flashback to when they were in Arizona and Emily's like, I'm just, I'm trying to make, I get a break through with you and you just always shoot me down. You always shoot me down. So it's like clearly not Emily dismissing her. It's Emily trying to connect with Shannon

and she'll be like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Who's the rotten smell in the fridge now? Hey. John's like, well, I think we're just better off being okay with it. You don't have to be best friends. Like, oh, I know, you are such a good influence.

But I was just about to start sobbing and now I'm smiling but time a little bit to tell me on my fork you are such a good influence. I'm so disappointed! I think I smell the oven beepy. Oh wait, this is a little bit burnt. Oh god we have so many fun times here. Oh, it's a little bit burnt. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, on, enough guys. There has to be a certain age where we're just like, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna like be petty by unfollowing somebody I don't like anymore on Instagram. It's just stupid, okay? Do what I do.

Make up a fake account, then go on their Instagram and call them fat. Okay, that's how to handle this in your 60s guys. Okay, I want to teach you everything. Commissions. Here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on.

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And the next time you step on yet another stray Lego in the middle of the night, you'll feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wendry app. So Kelly, Elizabeth, they're in a car and Kelly is, she's gonna be moving to what's called it.

I think the Port Streets, is that what they called it? And those like fancy, it's fancy neighborhood. And Kelly is talking about Jolie saying how like, Jolie says I'm not a mom mom. She says like, you don't even go to PTO meetings. You don't even go to the PTO. You know, the paid time off meetings, you know, where you go and discuss how you have paid time off,

right? Yeah, we're so about parents. I guess that means now that I look at it, it's PTA. No, PTA is supposed to be what it's supposed to be. Well, is it? PTA is parent teacher association. Maybe this is P, parent teacher organization or something?

I don't know, maybe they've changed it over the years. It sounds very like war in the Middle East. You know, one of those things here, like he was working with the PTO and then they got bombed. I'm like, what the hell are we talking about here? It could be that too. I wouldn't be surprised if Kelly wind up in that organization. Oh, we're working, there we got bombed.

I'm not talking about the booze. I did that happen too. So they get to the restaurant and they're meeting Gina and Elizabeth. Yeah. They're meeting with Gina. Yeah. Elizabeth's already with her. Okay. So Emily, Elizabeth, there's so many like white girls from church names in this. So I'm getting them confused very easily. So they sit down and Gina's like, oh my God, you look so different with your head down. Well, there's a bit. I mean, you look so pretty. I mean, not that you, when your hair was up, you weren't pretty, but you just look so different. You look like pretty, like attractive. Like someone who won't be friends with now. I mean, like, not that you weren't before,

but like, it looks so pretty now. Oh my God. Oh my God, I just see this. It's grime. I got some grime hair here. I've never had grime hair. I was told that I would get my brown back after the divorce which I'm making tons of money from Tons of money from my divorce you see gray hair So what does burnt even do like well? I can't talk about birth I have a gag order like an actual gag order like if I if someone to talk to me about I go That was acting Thank you very much.

But don't tell you this, we're going to trial. We're going to trial. And she's like, well, what does he do, your ex? Well, he's, and Kelly, she knows, what does he do, your ex? And Kelly goes, he's no region. He's not a job, Kelly. It's kind of like an oxymoron. For someone who can't talk about her divorce, damn, she sure talks about it a lot. Shoot her get off the pot. Woo! And she was like, but I like TT also.

Okay. And Elizabeth's like, well, I'm gonna have a big divorce party. We're gonna spill the beans. That's what we're gonna do. We're gonna spill those beans. And come back and say, whoa! So Kelly seems to hate this girl So she knows she was like what's it tell me about the so you have a boyfriend tell me about the boyfriend Yeah, but they don't have sex. They're stupid. All right. He doesn't even look at her and go What you don't have sex when you're dating like her accent is so she's like so putting on a thicker accent she says Deeding D E E T. I'm coming Gina. So she's like why would you do that and kind of say yeah, it's so weird you're free It's that's a spree

And it's like well he respects me cuz I'm married and he respects a he's gentlemen. He's real gentleman mat one Well how long have you been dating Jimmy? Oh? I can either confirm or do not. I told my divorce is over. Which then I was like, oh, okay. So they're not having sex because there's probably something that if she has sex, like somehow, like it could be used against her, like she's being unfaithful or whatever.

And so they probably are having sex. And she has actually, they're not having sex. That way she gets whatever she's entitled to. So that's why she's like, I'm so horny. I haven't had sex and she has actually they're not having sex that way she gets well at what she's entitled to so that's why she's like I'm so horny. I have a sex and so long. Oh God. Hey big spender. Oh yeah So she was like I don't understand. Is it a religious thing? Cuz I don't even know you go that long. I'm gonna go crazy. The quick has the best stuff. Can't even tell is sexy Like you sexy but it's Duke is like 20 You know what I mean? I know 20

Yeah, and she's like, yeah, he's probably not gonna say somewhere else like a Robin talk so then So then Liz starts Liz it's like, hi, so guess what I'm at Shannon at Mozambique and I'm like of course There's a restaurant in Orange County called Mozambique. And I guarantee you has nothing to do with Mozambique. It's probably just like, you get some secret salmon and like some, you know, Rosemary potatoes,

but it's called Mozambique. Yeah, it's named by somebody, it's owned by somebody named like Mo or something. I don't know. So, uh, Shannon, uh, oh yeah. So we see a clip of Elizabeth meeting up with Shannon at Bulls & Beek. And Shannon's like, oh, I remember meeting you one time.

Do you remember what you said to me when we met? You said, I'm the richest bitch you're ever gonna meet in Newport. Ha ha ha! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so bizarre. Yeah, but it somehow works because I feel like, again, I think knowing that Elizabeth started a dinner cabaret, like it informs everything, like everything she does is like her on stage at like a, you know, a 30, 30-seat little, little corner and like, who knows where, the former.

You know why? Who is this bitch you have are gonna meet Nord's County, that's who. Hey, you better save some of some some those cocktail alves for me because I'm maybe the richest bitch in arch county, but I'm also the hungriest one. You know, I'm saying, hey, hit it boys. How dare you? That's my stick.

Well, I'm short, she's trying to be your friend. She kicked me under the bus. Like, well, you know, at least it's a new way. At least you didn't throw you under the bus. I actually like kicked you under the bus. Like, well, you know, at least it's a new way. At least you didn't throw you under the bus. I actually like kicked you under the bus better because it means you were already kind of on the ground and she just kicked you. Well, guess what? Can I say something, Braun, when's been taking shots about me and the condo?

Okay, and then she and ends piping it and saying that she saw my house and she found it sad and depressing both words sad and not Sad or sad and depressing, okay, that's what she said Yeah, and so no I expected from Bronwyn, but then you know like you know when I became friends with Shannon it took a long time But I think we got to someplace that was really more authentic, you know what I'm saying and if Shannon But do was saying that then to me think she's not a friend Yeah, and then we see why their friends and what's so authentic and it's when Shannon took her on a shopping trip to Beverly Hills. And bought a lot of stuff. Shows her my baby now. Okay, baby does baby want to dress?

Baby gets a dress. Yeah, and she's like, I've tried with her. And Kelly says, yeah, you know what, Emily tried with her too, and she's just like, she has a hard too. I mean, almost hard, as I have it with Rick every morning. He's so hard, I can't believe he's sick. It's crazy. Well, you know what, Shannon's almost 60 and she's not changing, you know? And he's like, yeah, I mean, I, I mean, I joke. I thought it looked like the pretty bunch, but that's basically it. Oh, so then the best part, probably the entire season is them raising their glasses

and saying, well, cheers to 2020. And Gina goes, yeah, 2020 is definitely gonna be better than 2019 for me. Oh, I have a feeling it's gonna be. Girl. So then Saan is watching Bronwyn Cook at home. And she's just stressed out, you know, she's, you know, sober. And so I'm stressed out watching it.

And she's like, where are the kids? I mean, bro, will you give me, give me five large people cups, four's like, where are the kids? I mean, bro, will you get me, get me five large people cups for little people? Just get the nanny. Get the fucking nanny. Okay, what am I fucking doing here? I pay people for this. Exactly. She's and her and rowing her daughter's like, that sentence was very hard for you to say mom. So yeah, well, all

the Botox and my face made it hard. Probably also the realization that you have you live a life where you have to say things like, can I get four little kid cups and five big kid cups please? Oh God, how did I do this to myself? So she's now 24 days sober and she's a basket case and she says, sometimes I'm so happy I want to jump out of my skin and sometimes and And she's like, you guys is Isabella here? Hey, so sit down. Isabella, stop eating your brother's head.

Stop eating your bread. Okay, you get down off the fan. Get off the fan. She's just like sweating mall down. Listen, I don't care if the cameras are there or not. You don't have to pretend to start raising your children now. Okay. You're right.

No one expects you to raise your children. Get start raising your children now. Okay. You're rich. No one expects you to raise your children. Get the hell out of there. Save yourself. Yeah. And this time I was fascinated by what they were eating. I couldn't tell, it seemed like they were all eating eggs for dinner, which I fully support, by the way.

I couldn't, did you see that by any chance? I really want to get a confirmation. No, I have to try to do that. You know, I have to try to do this video if you were going to make me search for everybody's God damn food. No, I know, I want, no, I'm not looking for a conference. No, I have to be proud of this video. If you were going to make me search for everybody's goddamn food. No, I know I want, no, I'm not looking for a confirmation. Oh, yes you are. And I'm currently doing it because now I want to know what they're eating. I was, I'm just more curious.

I, with the silly thing, I wanted visual confirmation. With this, I was curious if it was eggs or some sort of yellow rice. But I think it was eggs. It is something yellow. Let's take a look, everybody. It, what? We're playing the game of what is Brahman's family eating? Ta-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- Oh, Shannon's not gonna like that. Citrus. Is that bridge like Polenta? What is that?

It looks like eggy to me. It looks like they're salad and a big pile of yellow. Yeah, I'm gonna say grits or Polenta. Do you think Brahman and Sean are serving grits in their home? Well, not grits, but they would sort of Polenta, because it's fancy. It's a fancy way of saying grits. Yeah, maybe it's Palenta. I'm looking at this kid.

She can't stop staring at the camera, baby. I know, it's like, I'm going to low. You're on camera, baby. Do you even know how this works? Be natural. Fire that, baby. We're going to need to work with that, baby, a little bit more, thanks.

That baby is so unpronged. So they're making conversation, ask, you know, Bron was asking everyone what their favorite part of today was, and like one of the kids is like, I did activities, and, um, Rowan is like, I learned a new combo in dance class, and Jacob is like, um, the best part of my day hasn't happened yet. That's when I fall asleep, and I can mute all you stupid people. He has a phone, by the way. And Bron was like, okay, it's time to get the kids ready for bed. And then they just throw them to the nanny. Like she's pointing the baby over to the nanny.

Like, am I done with this scene? She brings the kids up to like the landing on the staircase. Well, I made it up five stairs. Feels good to be present. Anyway, here, take him. So then Bronwyn and Sean have a scene in their room and she says you know It's actually like it's a it's a very again It's a very emotionally honest scene, but I also couldn't help laughing because the entire time they're talking about how

You know all these years I just haven't been as present as I need to be and I was I was felt like a good mom But now I think maybe I wasn't a good mom I mean they had a front seat to my demise and, you know, the one thing I wanted to be good at, I'm a failure and I wasn't strong enough for my kids. And it was like very, like, very like I really appreciate her being honest about her feelings. But I also like how she's talking about how she wants to be present for her kids now while the nanny is actively putting into bed. They're literally cutting to the nanny putting them in.

She's like, you know, I mean, there have been moments lately where Hazel has gone to the nanny putting them in. She's like, you know, I mean, there have been moments lately where Hazel has gone to the nanny instead of me. And that, I mean, I laugh it off, but it hurts. And then she started coming to me. That actually hurt more. So I told the nanny, she was a lazy bitch. And that if that ever happened again, she was getting a baseball hat to the head. Okay. And then Sean is like, he's like, I don't think I can talk about my wife's problems anymore. I know she needs me to be here for her, but I don't think I can do it anymore for tonight.

So he goes, Brian, when it's gonna be okay, that's enough for tonight. Yeah, that's not allowed. He just like, he just like, Oh my god. He's like, I can't, he's like, I can't do with it anymore. Geez, I mean, it's like 24 hours a day

talking about your feelings and your problems. He's like, okay, Tom, for bed. I need my own damning. Okay. I can't do it anymore. So now we go over to Kelly's new house and she's there with her real to Rob and it's this new place in the Port Streets. And her whole thing is that she's like, whoa I'm in suburbia. I wonder how suburbia is gonna appreciate it when I have sex with Rick cuz he's young and it's got a dick And then her interior designer comes over and it's like please take your shoes off when you come in here Just kidding stupid who cares is rental. I don't care put on the floor who cares stupid. You're a dork.

So she's basically saying how she doesn't want to be a stepford wife like Shannon and everyone in the neighborhood as a stepford wife. And that like Rick is renovating his apartment in New York and he's been in New York City for 27 years. And so it's going to be sort of like interesting to see him come out here to OC and live in OC, Superbia. Yeah, he wants to be Ward Cleaver, and I'm gonna say, Hey, why are you so hard on my beaver, Ward Cleaver?

She's been waiting many years to make that joke, I feel like. Ever since I was six years old, I've been wanting to make that joke. So they start talking about the different rooms and doing jolly's room. She doesn't want girly anymore because she's older. And how happy jolly is just to be around a family community. And let's be honest, like not between a highway and the quiet woman, which was like jolly's only option before.

It's like the, it was. It literally was. There's a hot dog stand on the beach or the quiet woman where I get fights with people and call them fat, you know. And then I also, jolly remains one of the smartest people on this show because we have a flashback of them house hunting with jolly.

And the realtor, they're in like a McMansion and the realtor was like, look, look, there's a view. Look, there's a view right there, Julie. And we see the view and she goes, of what, another house? It was just like another house right there. It's like, why are you trying to fall fast on Julie? Yeah.

And you know, Kelly's new chapter and everything. I'm using journey, journey future journey journey. And then we go to brought back to Bronwyn and she's picking up Shannon now and it's really tense in there. Shannon's like, so how are you doing? Also knows that Shannon was not wearing a seatbelt, by the way. Maybe that's why it was so tense, because maybe Shannon wants wearing a seatbelt and Bronwyn didn't know how to ask her to put her on our seatbelt because they were

driving somewhere. It seemed very unsafe of Shannon. I don't even know what to say. So, uh, uh, Brahman's like, um, good. You say put on your seat belt. It's the law. Brahman's like, I mean, I'm fine. I just went to my first AA meeting and she's pissed off. Like, she's not in a good. And she's like, oh, how awesome. I'm so happy that you're back. You know, Dr. Moon helps with emotions. So Santa's doing that thing where she's just like, her head is sideways, like she can understand you better.

She's like, yeah. You're like, you're a spoon in the garbage disposal. She's like, what do I do as you? She had it also always looks so uncomfortable when she sits in the front seat of cars. She always looks like she is. She looks like she is sitting on the shovel part of a bulldozer about to be dropped

into a pile of junk. Like she's always like, oh yes. Like her shoulders are always up and she's always sort of like bracing. Like I may fall out of this vehicle at any moment. And yet I'm not wear a seatbelt. Ha! Um, so they talk about Dr. Moon and Brian was like, okay, well, look, I have something to tell you.

I don't really want to tell you, but I guess I have to tell you. Kind of through you under the bus the other day. I mean, you know, it's part of it, like, you know, saying when you're wrong, sorry, I was wrong. I talked to Emily and she said, where did you hear about my house being, you know, saying when you're wrong, sorry, I was wrong. I talked to Emily and she said, where did you hear about my house being, you know, gross and disgusting and horrible and like, for poor people. And I said, Shannon, because, you know,

you did say it was sad. And she's trying to go, ah, no, no, no, no, that was not me. I did not say anything negative. No, no. No. No, no, I did not, I did not. And Brahma's like, no, well, she came over,

had a couple of drinks, and said her house was really small and sad. Let's be clear, okay? I am not a liar, okay? I put food in my mouth every day, but I did not say that Gina's kind of inium was sad, okay? All right, do not put words in my mouth, okay? And then Bronwyn tells us, she's like, um, yeah, she came over, she had a couple of drinks,

and then she said the house was small and kind of, and here's where it starts. Not everybody who's ever been to AA or has friends in AA knows that this is just how it's like a natural progression. So you can't even bitch too much when somebody does it. But whenever you start going to AA, suddenly everybody around you is a fucking drunk Like to second you stick on your diet for a week everyone around you is obese and you tell him you know It's that kind of thing that Bron was slipping into where she's like well She did have a couple of drinks like well well well congratulations on your 24 days man But who are you accusing of what you better get off my ass woman? Not that you're triggered at all. No.

Um, yeah, I, yeah. So basically Shannon is now in full denial mode and she's like, well, no, I did not say, I did not say it. I did not say it. Those words don't even exist. I don't even know what that word you said. It's a sad, sad, sad, sad, sad. I don't even know the word existed. I don't even know, sad, what is that word you said? It's a sad, sad, sad, sad. Sad, I don't even know the word existed.

I don't even know sad, what is that word? What is that word? That's what my vocabulary said. Huh? What? Can I have more than three letters? Are there even three letter words in the dictionary? I just said that, didn't I?

Well, that's, there's one. Okay, never mind. I take it back. She brought, Rahlin messed up. She's got to think more, when she's doing the camera brought... Rahman messed up. She's got to think more... When she's doing the... When she's doing the shenanigans, she got to think more like Tamra. Tamra would throw shenan under the bus, but then she wouldn't tell shenan

until shenan finds out some other way, and then that way Tamra would be like... Then Tamra has time to like gas hide him, like, no, when I said batch, is that you said it, but you said it because you wanted to be everyone's friend and that you're a good person. She's turning out against you, which I'm like, oh, yeah, that's exactly right. I wanted to be everyone's friend and that you're a good person. She's turning out against you, which I'm like, oh, yeah, that's exactly right. I wanted to be Gina's friend. That's exactly right. Well, Shannon's like, I'm huge you to set the record straight

because I did not say that. And Bronwyn's like, okay, well, if it comes up at her party, I guess I will. It will, clearly, it will come up at the party, Bronwyn. And Bronwyn says, okay, she'll set it straight, which we see how that works out later. So Dr. Moon's office, Shannon's like, Shannon sees herself in the reflection of the door.

And she goes, oh my God, I look like a mom! Bronwyn's like, you are a mom. So they see Mrs. Moon and Shannon's like, Dr. Moon can handle all of my ailments. He has this ability to tune in, and he knows what the problem is, and then he fixes- OOOH! OOOH! He's fixing it right now. OOOH! OOOH! He de-jams me every time I go.

And, um, we see a clip of him saying, your belly button is communicating with the environment. So he's getting older and she's freaking out because someone's got to take care of me. And so Dr. Moon comes in and Bronwyn's like, you know, Dr. Moon in my life has just gotten unmanageable. I was drinking a lot and high to get my nannies bitch. I mean, what else do you want from me? Polenta versus grants. Go. So he's going to start treating her ear, the middle of her ear, because that's where I guess he treats addiction. And Shannon's like, well, I never got that one. He's like, oh, well, you know, you never had addiction treatment. You had

lots of emotional treatment, but not, but not addiction treatment. She's like, well, thanks for that. Thanks. Thanks for announcing that emotional dream emotional Shannon I Know was anybody else at home just poking their ears because you know I was I was like I'm still hungry. I'm still hungry I still want peanut. I'm gonna have to I still want that So then it Shannon's turn and say oh It's called a palaton I feel like an old lady don't Don't open it up. Don't know that this is really no point. Oh, come on. Come on. Oh,

Oh, document. No, I hate this one. No, no. Ow. Ow. Yeah, he puts a needle like in the back of her head. He's like, oh god. No, doctor. No Jesus. He's like like I'm not Jesus. She's like take it out. Bronwyn isn't out. Isn't out, Bronwyn. It's out. Is it out? Is there a rotten smell? My fridge still also is there any need on my head? And a rotten smell? My fridge.

I do not know. So he's like what's your anger about? She's like, well today it's about Bronwyn. So. I try to help my friends. And what are you trying to do to me? I mean, thanks to that've got to make me look bad and now and now she's putting words in my mouth words instead of Saute onion and celery in my mouth. Okay. This is the ultimate betrayal ultimate betrayal

So then we go over to Emily's house where she's getting ready and her kid Annabelle has her little kitty and She's like She's like shane are you ready to go? Why are you laughing? He's like Cuz you're cuz like for an hour you're complaining. I'm not even ready And then now you're asking you. I'm ready. Oh, I wasn't complaining say I don't want to you call it King of snow cas-up KING OF SNORKASUB! So, she's like, well, I have no relationship with Shannon at all and now I'm selling stuff for her housewarming.

I mean, it's like a middle-aged crashing. I'm like, I didn't totally get that, but sure. So then we go over to Shannon's house and she's putting her daughters and her, like all the kids until, that's get real! leggings. I'm definitely getting flashback to the OC angels.

I don't know if you were, but this was like the reincarnation like OC lemons. Yeah, these lemons. So then we go a Gina's house, Gina and Travis and Gina's like, are you excited to see their house? It's like super bulls-y. All right.

Some poor street. Oh, there's the what's that house they used to live in? I mean, that's on the same street is um, um, uh, they used to all live there. They had to live there. Was that street? They all lived on the same street. What was the call saying? Desperate Housewives.

I guess. Yeah, she says. Yeah, that's them. They should have a reality show that is like the reality show version of desperate Housewives. Wouldn't that be so hilarious if they did that? Yeah. And then we get a clip of Shannon doing what Shannon does. It's just her walking through the house going Oh, the oven's not clean that oven used to be called cheat there to there's something on the floor

There are those floorboards where would we get floorboards from somebody clean the floorboard Well, it wouldn't be Sophie's room without a popsicle stick on the ground How does anyone say my my shooting target? Has anyone see Archie? Oh great Archie eats it I shoot it my I shoot the target 30 times and Archie eats it Ha! I'm so happy. It's another popsicle stick. Why are there so many popsicle sticks? Hmm. So back with Emily and Shane. She's like, oh, could you please be a good sister on a boat? Cause Daddy and I are going on a date. A date? Well, maybe you'll find one at the party. He's like, how? That's not my kind of party. You'll find one at the party. He's like, how, that's not my kind of party. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Like what what the fuck was that all about? It's their house too. They can't like they have to be they have to be the help at their own party

The act is it's like for Shannon to show off all of her new foods and stuff Exactly so she's like, oh, I'm so nervous. I can't breathe. I haven't figured out how to navigate my own bedrooms. Oh, this is Bronwyn Sorry, I was like why a stand-in scene and became Shannon I'm 28 years sober was like, why is that? That's a standout scene. I thought we became Shannon. And now I'm 28 years sober. I got so many children. So hard to deal with 10 children. So if Ron was like, oh, I'm so nervous I can't breathe. I just haven't figured out how to navigate my bedroom

sober, let alone a party. I mean, I don't want to tell everybody that I'm not drinking because I'm just a weird alcoholic girl. Yeah, like broken to a little Vicky. Yeah. You're an alcoholic girl. Yeah, like broken to a little Vicky. Yeah, a good alcoholic girl. A good alcoholic. So so now Kelly's getting into the car with Emily and Shane and Kelly brought a candle and she's like,

oh, you're gonna set Shannon's house on fire. KING OF STARKES! Shane doesn't even have to say anything remotely funny anymore. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha even lame gift. Like it's just like a thing where you're like, I don't know what to do, I'm bringing a candle. So the fact that he's like, oh, a candle. What, I got burnt down. Oh, that. Okay, he's like, I wish, burn it down, just kidding. So Emily's like, well, I'm getting close to it.

I mean, I told you the other day that I told Jaina about what Brahman said about Jaina's apartment. I'm like, this is so stupid. Listen to yourself. I told you the other day that I told Gina about what Brahman said about Gina's A part of my quen listen, stop to stop yourself. And she said well, Shannon said it was saddened pressing and Kelly Guys, I'll you how will this is gonna be Shannon? Why would never I would never say anything apart? No, no, me

I mean listen, they got her right down pat Me? No! Me! I would never! And they start doing it. I mean, listen, they got her right down the path. Say what you will about these two women, but they definitely know how to impersonate Shannon. Me? Me? I would never! I would never say such a thing. Me?

Never! Get into windshield wipers. Never! So then, Shannon is training the kids. Yeah. And the cook. She's like, all right, today we're doing tastes just bite-sized. I want to make sure everyone gets something warm, warm.

Those need to be smaller. All right, tiny salmon plates, all right. But there's like lots of enchiladas and lemons. Yes, lemons everywhere. Exactly. And Shannon's father arrives. Jean, he arrives in a Bentley and he's wearing a blazer. And he's like, just the wasp, I always knew Shannon's dad would be.

He's just like, here's my, here's my lovely, my lovely lady, Diana. I'm making him for his other. But he's like, he doesn't seemne. And just the way she describes him, she's like, well, my parents got divorced when I was in college and he's a handful. Setting down bars with 25 year olds. So, and Diane, well, Diane and I are one digit of numbers apart, one from each other. So, he's a lucky man.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that he married, basically me. And that does not torment me at all, not at all. And Diane was like, hee-e-e-e. She feels like crazy OC, too much surgery face. How is Diane not a cast member on this show? Like answer me that.

Like, like Shannon and her stepmother, and they're like a ure apart. Oh my god, and she looks the part. Diane looks the part. She's like, hello, I'm Diane. Yeah, give it time. So Gina and Travis arrive and Gina's like, oh my god, so pushy. Look at the front door. It's orange. Whoa. And Travis is like, red babe. That's right. Babe. He likes stops on his tracks. He's like, whoa, I'm like, he is so stoned right now. He's like, it's an orange door. That's red.

The backyard is sick, sick babe. And she's like, you know what? I definitely understand now why she would make the comment about sad depressing, but my home could fit into her home. I mean, my home is like a polypocket first in a home. I mean. Well, I'm like, you're the one who said it.

So Gina's like, you know what, with everything going on, Shannon, can I pull you for a twerk so they go to have a conversation? You know, with everything going on, I'm hearing different things from different people. You know, it's really easy for me to hear them because my house is actually so small. So like voices carry very easily. And so I'm hearing a lot of things about different things going on.

And she's like, what do you mean everything that's going on? Are we discussing the rotten smell in my refrigerator? Were you able to smell it? I'm not sure if it's still there. Is there any on my back of my head? I'm still convinced there. Can you know what's going on right now? Inchiladas, okay? Do you want to start a fight with an enchilada and someone else's home? Is that what you want?

You know the last person you tried to start a fight with an enchilada go look at the door of my refrigerator And go see what happened to him. All right, missy Well, uh, well, you know what Emily said that you said something about my home being sad and You know what, Emily said that you said something about my home being sad and depressing, and I was shocked, okay? I thought we were cool, okay? She said, what happened? I said, I said, that's not even my vocabulary said, and what's that other word you used? Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh,

the person, what was the passing? What was that one? It's not my vocabulary. It's never said that, I said it was small, I said it was small, but I didn't mean it like oh So small I meant it like oh it's small and Bromwin came to see my house and she said I'm sorry to put it out there But I threw you under the bus and I got to be honest with you. I would never say anything about Someone's sad depressing house being sad and depressing. Okay, and she's the one saying stuff.

Constantly, constantly saying stuff. Sad and depressing, depressing and sad. Like there's no one, there's no way anyone can be happy, living with that many children in a small place. Gina's poor, poor Gina, poor poor Gita. She said poor three times. Poor, she said poor four times. She said that, you know what I said?

I said, this place is sad that not more people can see it. Here, can come visit. It's sad that there aren't more of our friends here to fill up this small space. And I am depressing a button on my phone to text someone about how wonderful your house is. That's sad and depressing. That's what the context that I use. Yes. And she was like, well,'s what the contacts that I use. Yes.

And she was like, well, you know what? I don't trust her. And I don't like the things she's been saying about things in my family. And I'm telling you, right now, aren't the type of person that if you say you didn't say it, then I'm going to believe it. Because, you know, I don't believe that you would say that shit in. And she's like, well, I have to tell you, Gina, I am a renter. Emily is a renter. You are an owner.

You are an owner of a very sad and depressing little house and I am proud of you. Let me tell you something. You may have a little shack full of hundreds of children inside and it's very small and very sad and very depressed, but you own it. You own it, okay? And it's very small and very sad and very depressed, but you own it. You own it, okay? You own it! You own it, okay? And I'm sure my house may be luxurious and spacious and just start the lap of luxury, but I only rent it. So, you win, you win, see? Don't put words on my mouth. So, she's like, you not let other people bring us down. You know you're sad. I know you're sad. Everyone's happy with you being sad She was like well, I didn't want to bring negativity into your house. Okay, it's like there's nothing sad about your life right now Except your house, which is also depressing, but you know what I'm proud of you

So Jimmy and Liz a Elizabeth Vargas show up and then So Jimmy and Liz, Elizabeth Vargas show up and then, um, and then they show up and Sean and Bronwyn show up at the same time and Sean's like, Hey, someone's pulling up and saw, ah, ah, and then, um, Bronwyn's cousin, I don't know why I've met her cousin, Aaron is with them, but she's there. And so, Shannon, so all they all come in all at once and Shannon's like, Oh, Brown, Robin, are you a tequila drinker? Oh, never mind, never mind. I was like, my under-minding right before the start.

Yeah, awkward. She's like, while everybody else who is still drinking tequila, it's very smooth, super, super smooth, very white smooth, very, very smooth stuff. Help with you, all enjoy tequila. Brown, would you like a diet? Nothing's a depressing drink. Do you like it? How do I describe this tequila?

Bronwyn, do you have any help for me? I would say it's smooth, it hits your palate, it feels like rainbows are going off in your mouth, and as it trickles down your throat, you feel star dust in your eyes, and you realize that all will be well in the world. It is like magic in the form of liquid, liquid tequila. It is the most magnificent flavor and the most wonderful sensation in the world. Now Bronwyn, could I get you a glass of sawdust? Yeah, and Bronwyn was like, we're tasting tequila. God, oh God, oh God!

She looked, we like, excuses herself to go to the bathroom and freak out. And the bathroom's like, you were out and the bathroom's like you are okay You are okay. You are okay So then Emily and Shayne are hugging and Emily's like oh Wait and Emily and Shannon are hugging and she's like oh there's part of me that would like to imagine Shannon would like me to be her and her party, but who are we kidding? Yeah, I'm just mean to be heard or party, but who are we kidding?

Yeah, I mean, it's just, I like, I enjoy the party, Emily, enjoy it. So, yeah, so then, Emily meets Gene and everything and Emily's doing the whole thing like, there's a new fun, Emily, let's do shots, let's do margaritas, I'm fun, I'm fun. I'm proving my fun by drinking more. Yeah, which is an extractive position with the lady freaking out in the bathroom afraid that she's not going to be fun anymore because

she's not drinking. There I said it, who's saddened pressing now, bitch. So then Kelly meets Shannon's dad, Jean, she's, oh, there's a daddy, there he is. Big dick daddy from Cincinnati! I have never met someone's father in said, Hello, big dick daddy! Oh, oh, oh, oh, uses the word dick when meeting someone's father! Kelly, darling. Kelly, darling.

Kelly, darling. Kelly, darling. Kelly, darling. Kelly,et! Kelly Dollet! Kelly Dollet? Kelly Dollet? Kelly Dollet? So, Bronwyn, like, now has come out of the bathroom, and she's gathered herself, and then, uh, and Kelly, like, goes up to Elizabeth, and she's like, Oh, you look so, you look so hamptons! Oh, you're like so hamptons, so classy!

Have you met Big Dick Daddy over there with the Boltonous fans? Yeah, you should go talk to him, he's a wasp! So, Bronwyn goes over to Shannon, and she's like, how was it getting ready for the party? She's like, well I said up to three, which is unusual. Can I talk to you? Did you try my salmon? You need to try my salmon. Even though it's a little too big, you're still gonna like it. So, I need to tell you, I've been really upset with you. I never said her place was sad.

Oh, but you did did Shannon, you did. No, sad is not in my vocabulary. I'll tell you what is in my vocabulary. Lovely to kill a drink. Would you like what? Oh, sorry, sorry. My bad, I forgot again. She's an owner.

Your rent here, I'm a rent here. And brum was like, you said it, Shannon. She's like, oh, my God, don't you dare put words in my mouth. Don't you dare put words in my mouth. Don't you And then we love it don't you dare Tammy. Yeah, she just goes off the rest of the show you walking around going Yeah, she relies on like the standard you know Karen, you know you know, tool pack, right? Like tool set, right? Like when all those fails, I don't you dare. How dare you? How dare you? Don't you even dare dare dare? Double dare. What a great show. How dare you make me watch double dare? So then Brahman goes, oh no, so then we come back from commercial or whatever and

Shannon's like you must have heard me wrong. She was, I asked Sean when I got home. I was like, can you believe she's denying it? And he said, um, yeah, I heard her say that. She was, but I didn't. She could then go ask Sean. She said, I'm not gonna go to against one. How dare you?

How dare you? And then we got to, Kelly, she has like a plate of Shannon's food. She was, this is really good. This is really good. And then she just like puts it in the trash Super almost like I am sober now, okay, I have a memory that I can trust for the first time ever Okay, well I didn't I didn't have a drink either. I didn't it's like you had You had you were drinking that day. I had one drink. I had one

Drink split over several glasses, but it was one drink. Oh, no, no, you had more than one Okay, so here we go now everybody else is gonna be wrong in every fight because you're fucking sober Come on, so well, I will okay I I totally get what you're saying and I fully I think that is like a real thing It's like when when you go on a diet for the first time or things like that, like sometimes there is a tendency to like project on other people.

That being said, Shannon does drink a lot. Like she actually is always drinking and it really is not out of the realm of possibilities that Shannon would have gotten toasty and been like, oh, I'll tell you one thing. That is a sad and depressing house. Okay, that is a sad and depressing house. Like, this is a situation where I don't,

yes, what you may be saying is right, but what Bronwyn's saying could also be right at the same time. Yeah, but even if she did say it, like having someone over and then drinking with him, and if she did say anything, it's because Bronwyn's like, oh my God, six people in that little house,

that's sad and depressing. Ma-a-a-a-a, which we know she was doing, she admits to doing. So it's like you're talking shit around somebody else, and if they don't fight with you until you know, you are wrong and have a big fight with you, then suddenly they're co-signing everything you're saying. It's like, oh, well, she was saying it, sad. No, the fight is you being bitchy about this poor girl's poor house.

Okay, and you were, you admitted it. So why do you need to drag somebody else into it? Like, who cares if Shannon even said anything? You're the one with the problem with Gina, you know? She's just trying to bring somebody else. Yeah, I mean, she is. Well, I think she's basically like, I'm not gonna go down alone,

and this is what, like, I'm just relaying what Shannon told me. And I think it's possible that Shannon said it. And just, it's like probably as an offhand comment. And like, so offhand that she probably really doesn't remember saying it. Also, she probably was a little drunk. And Bronwyn just heard it and was like,

I'm latched onto that, you know. We all latched onto different things. Well, Bronwyn's like, yeah, but Bronwyn didn't even say that until she was standing up first off in front of Emily. Because Emily's like, well, I heard you said that. And she's like, oh, well, Shanah said it. Shanah's the one who said it too.

So maybe go after Shanah. And it's like, oh, that's not cool. Just, I mean, she definitely did throw her. I mean, when, when, when Bronwyn did that, she definitely threw her friend under the bus, her friend who was, who was just supporting her about. Yeah. Like if it was Shanah, who is the one going around saying,

Bronwyn said your house is sad and oppressing. And she had said, oh, well, you said it too. That would be different. But Shannon didn't even say anything. Like she's getting mad about Gina and Emily shit who are trying to start trauma. Yeah, I mean, I think ultimately whether or not Shannon said it, I mean, the truth is, Bronwyn did throw her under the bus

like in a way that was unnecessary and in a way that was sort of cruel to someone who was being supportive to her. And when the truth was that like, again, Shannon may have said it, but Brahman is the one who's really been broadcasting it. So yeah, and especially for someone who's been like, well, I own what I said, it wasn't a very only moment. But that being said, I still suspect that Shannon probably did say it. And it's all worth it anyway to see she get into such a dizzy, get you?

Yeah, she's like, I had one drink in Bromwin says, no, you had more than one. She's like, you know what, Bromwin? You are really crossing a line here. Okay, you're crossing a line. And she's like, what for the first time in my life? Oh, don't give me that first time in my life, bullshit. Which was hilarious. Bromwin, you mixed stuff up all the time. Oh don't give me that first time my life bullshit

Browen you mixed up all the time. Yeah, oh, you know what I used to mix stuff up all the time because I was drunk all the time And now I'm so much. I just hit 30 days today And I am proud of you, but I would never call someone that home sad never ever how dare you how dare you words my mouth? How dare you I would never say that no I dare you she's like either you're lying to me or you don't remember what I said because you go no You don't remember it's like okay now you're saying she doesn't remember cuz she was so drunk I can't if this it's gonna be a whole season of this okay, so I need to keep myself calm I'm okay with that. I love arguments like this. I hate it.

I hate it. I love a petty argument. This is my favorite thing. No, I hate the, I hate the, oh my God, Ronnie. Well, you must have done it because you had a drink at dinner and I didn't. It's like, okay. You know what?

You don't get a fucking parade for being sober and remembering and you don't get a drink for you don't get a parade me of something that I did Don't you have something that I did? Like which also isn't true. That's not what happened where she said who said that her house was sad That's not what happened. She said I heard you were saying that and you said well ask Shannon because she said it too So yeah, and so she's like, but you did say it, Shannon. She said, I did not. And you're the only one who has been talking about China

every single time. She's like, well, yeah, but I own it, Shannon. You know what? No, no, no, no. She's just going crazy. And then she can discuss, oh, God, stay away from over there. Just stay away from over there. There may be a candle that'll burn everything down.

So this is my party, how dare you? How dare you? Well, I didn't bring it up, Shannon, which is true. I didn't bring it up, Shannon. So then Bronwyn goes over to Melissa Bith and Sean and Jimmy and she's just like, Shannon wanna admit what happened. She said, I lied and she said, everything I'm saying is manipulative lately,

but like, no, like, no, you're right. Like, I'm different. I'm different now. Okay, you get to know the real me, all right? And you may not like me, Silver. Turns out I have a big mouth and I say things. I'm a little bit like, she doesn't know what to do because she's standing there too.

She goes, well, I'm on your team. I wanna be on your team. She's, oh, well, she's having. Yeah. So Shannon comes up to Emily and Tina. She's like, wow, I want you to know. I never said anything bad about Gina. And Emily's like, whoa, what happened?

Here's what happened, Shannon. We were at Annabelle's cat party. And she said, yes, I've said bad things about Shannon's place. And so did Shannon. And Shannon said it was saddened pressing. She's like, wow, I did said bad things about Shannon's place and so did Shannon and Shannon said it was sad and depressing She's like, well, I did say small. I did say small. It is small. It is small And Gina's like, yeah, well she's small too. Yeah, and he's also sad and depressing All right, that was a bad example. Let's just drink more. This is drink more

Some brawls like you know what I have been talking shit nonstop behind you, and I own that, and I'm pissed at her, okay? And you know, the truth is that every single time I try to be nice to her, she throws it in my face, and we got a montage of basically, Gina being an asshole to Brawman, when Brawman's like trying to be nice, like, and for me, I had totally forgot about that time

when Brawman's like, you know, you're like, they're a little sister, just like, you know what, shit up, Brawman. Which is like the most little sister thing to ever do. Yeah. Yeah, or the public school where Brawman's like, your kids are public, right? Just like, oh, public school's really take care of you, don't they?

It's like, I'm like an asshole, I'm born, man. Yeah, I want that fight. I want Brawman to, I want Gina to be like, so I heard you said that about my house and Gina to go, uh, yeah, because it's fucking sad and depressing and I'm talking shit, because you said my husband tried to fuck you. Anything else?

Mm-hmm, that's a fight. That's a good fight. I think we're getting there. So Bromant's like, I have never seen anyone so ungrateful in my entire life. Um, and I'm just like at a place in my life where I'm only owning truth okay. You're only as sick as your secret and if Shannon want to admit it I don't know where to go from here. I love that. I love bringing that speak into it. You're only sick as your secrets.

Look they weren't referring to real housewives fights okay. Yeah they weren't referring to whether or not you called someone's condo sad. That's my secret. My secret is I called you this house sad. Yeah. My name is Shannin Bedore and I called someone houses someone's house sad depressing. So Shannin is just giving me one more fucking chip. You're going down David. I'm telling you that right now It's all worth it because Shannon's now at like level 10, which is my favorite kind of shadow where she's just like like deranged And she's just like going up. She's like I would never I would never say This house was sad I would never it's like man. You're talking to the caterer. I would never say it was sad

How dare you. And Emily's just laughing. She's like, oh, if you were me, Shane would just throw me under the bus. She would be like, yeah, she said it. She said it. She's so stupid. I like candles. So, um, so then Emily's like, what's she, was she trying to say you were drunk and you don't remember what you said? Was she trying to say that, you know, this is what I hate. was she trying to say you were drunk and you don't remember what you said? Was she trying to say that? You know, this is what I hate. She's trying to use a variety as a weapon against us, which is what you're saying.

Oh, dude, she, I didn't hear her say that. Well, she didn't say that, but she basically is saying, like, this is what I don't like because that she's using this as a weapon. She's weapon- Yeah, she is. She is, that's not cool. But I also get like, you know, quitting something and just being like in a really shitty mood too. And so, you know, part's not cool. But I also get like quitting something

and just being like in a really shitty mood too. And so, you know, part of it is just like, you got to laugh for that too. Like she became sober while she was shooting the show so she's going through it all on camera and that's not easy. But yeah, she is kind of weaponizing it, I think. Yeah.

So now Gina is talking about, now they're talking about the text that Sean sent to the net over. Uh, no. Oh, look at me. I was like drinking my water like, okay, but it's called say bye to everybody now. No, no, no, there's like a whole thing that happens. There's a whole, wait, you saw this part.

You saw this part. Maybe I deleted. Okay, go ahead. I'm not with you. Do you want me to, I can send you my notes. Do you want me to send you my notes? No, it's got to be almost over right? It's relatively close. I mean, there's still a lot I still have like a lot of dialogue a lot of I thought I have a lot of notes actually. Okay. We'll go for welcome to Ben theater

I know Ben theater. Oh What type of right I'm gonna talk about what the half of the rest of the show So Gina starts talking about the text again I'm like, you know what the text should should just said, did you get home, okay? Did you get home? Maybe uncomfortable, okay? You know, I'm not judging, but I don't wanna know about it, all right?

Now, I personally didn't think the text was that bad, but I also, I think, I think Gina's allowed to feel uncomfortable by it. I was thinking about it. I think she's allowed to feel uncomfortable by it, but I think it's also kind of shitty that she like, like, I think that, well, I don't know, I don't know how to say this because if she's uncomfortable about it, she's allowed to talk to other people and be like, is this fucked up or whatever.

But I also feel like in a way, Bronwyn has a more of a right to be mad about that than Gina has to be that someone said that her place was set into pressing. I don't know. Because once they were doing her a favor after they were out drinking, and she was too drunk to get a car, and so they got her a car. And he, in Bronwyn's, Bronwyn's saying that she was just,

Sean was just calling to check on her, and she's making it out that he was like trying to purve out on her or whatever. I mean, I think of course you have the right to feel uncomfortable if you feel a guy's being creepy with you or ever. It's going to Tamra of all people. And being laughing about it and being insinuating.

Yeah, like come on. And it's sort of funny because when Brahman came to the crappies, Brahman famously made a scene at our show where she stood up and defended Tamra, so hard the entire audience boo audience boot her and she's like Tamra is like great And was like Yeah, so anyway, so Sean is like

He's like, you know, I'm wrong when we got to go talk to Gina. We got to talk to Gina Let's just snip this in the body, okay, and so they um So they they go over there and Elizabeth is like, she's like, wow, I've never seen women act like this. I mean, I'm wrong with this big of a nut as the rest of it. Wow. So, so, Brahmins like, Gina, can we talk, but I want to talk before, before, I'm, I'm Beth Leve, okay? And I'll say, are you crying? Why are you crying? You're stupid, you're crying. She's crying.

She's crying. What did you take that salmon? Who's disgusting, Rose? Dude, it's horrible. That salmon was as hard as Rick at 6 a.m. He could so hard. He's so hard. So Brahmins like, like, listen, you know,

I don't know, I'm just going through a lot of shit lately and then Shannon's like, and you have a friend who's there for you but you put words in her mouth in her mouth and I'm there for you but you I can't be there for you if there's words between you and me and they're in my mouth I can't be there for you. So she's like you heard it wrong you hear things wrong that's what happens okay and so um so and then you know Shannon is just on watch, because now she's talking to Sean and she's like,

I have been nothing but good to you guys and you put words in my mouth, words in my mouth, okay? Okay, and Sean's like, Shannon, you did say it, it was sad, you did say it. No, your wife is the one who keeps saying, how can I do it, how can I do it? And I say it works for them. They have their kids are small.

That's why I said small. The kids are small. The kids are small. Ding ding ding. I got it. I figured it out. And depressing. They're both small and depressing.

How dare you? How dare you come into my house and start putting words into my mouth? Into my mouth. This mouth is reserved for celery and onions. Okay, chop the first small and saute. That's the first cream cheese in the middle of those words. I do not want them in my mouth.

This is a celebration for me. And you're telling me I'm a liar? You're a liar? And then Elizabeth is just watching and she goes, oh God, shout and spay us. Oh God. So then Shen's saying, I have known for being tonally truthful and authentic. And then we see Braumwin and Braumwin goes, okay, so I, Gina, I have been talking to you about you nonstop

and I'm owning that that happened. And she's like, but why? Why? Doesn't make it better. You know? So then at this point Shannon has now progressed to timeout symbols. She's just going, she's just making the timeout symbol with her hand, her gesture. She's like, I am happy for my friend. Timeout! I'm happy for my friend! And all I did was talk about her happiness.

That's why I make the timeout gesture, because I want to say I want to take some time out for my friend who I'm happy for So then is this so I did not I thought the show was over for some reason So I don't have notes on any of this I'm really not see any of this No, but since I have the video downloaded I'm looking through it and I see Gina freaking out on Bronwyn now But Bronwyn standing right in the sense so she's doing Yeah, I'm not Bronwyn now, but Bronwyn's standing right in the sense, so she's doing this. Yeah, Bronwyn does that in general. And she does that in general. She's just like going off telling her off.

So what does Gina telling her? So Gina says, you know what? You haven't called her texted at all and just launched this attack against me, okay? And then Bronwyn goes, you know what? I really wanted to. I just couldn't find the time. And then he goes, you have two nannies. You don't work. You make the time. And then goes, you have two nannies. You don't work.

You make the time. And then brawling goes, this is how she responds. She goes, well, there was a thing with Rowan, and then I had a thing with Jacob, and then I had to get a facial yesterday. So then, and then we go back to Shannon, who is now pointing at, she's not her finger, she's pointing at Sean.

And she's like, maybe you guys need to be start being authentic maybe you guys let's get real oh it ties in it ties in let's get real you get real you get real and Sean's just going to Shannon Shannon so then then Shannon turns to Brahman and goes well maybe you guys need to get authentic that's what you said to him it's really good so I'm gonna say to you maybe you guys need to get authentic because I own my shit, okay? I even though I'm technically a renter. We all have to remember that I'm a she owns I'm a renter, but I own my shit Oh god the fact is I'm having this conversation at a party that I'm hosting Unbelievable it's like Shannon you brought this up, okay?

so then She does like you know what let's call a spade a spade Nobody would be talking about my situation if your wife wasn't going around launching some crazy fucking whack attack on me, okay? It's a whack attack. If you got an issue It's a whack attack, which I also feel like is a toy that Gina once bought when she was a kid. It's a whack attack. It's a whack attack. We all had them. So she goes, if you had an issue,

come with me to your issue. Don't go around slamming me because I don't have as much money as you guys. Now, fair, she's, Bronwyn should have gone to her, but also maybe Gina should have gone to Bronwyn about that text message too. Sorry.

Yeah. So Kelly is like, well, how do you know how much money they have? How much money do you know how they have? And Brahmin was like, you know what? It has to do with character. And she was like, oh yeah? Oh yeah. And now we're reaching the climax, Ronnie.

This is the big, big thing that happened. So she's like, you want to talk to me about character right now? Wake up. You're a sloppy chihuahua! And then she goes, and this is like this moment where you're going like, oh no, she goes, you never clear, you wasted all the time. And so then you're like, oh, whoops, and then Brahma goes, absolutely Gina, absolutely. You get over yourself and get over your thing with me go come on get wasted again

Brahman get wasted again Oh no and then so Brahman goes I'm 30 days sober today bitch Geo's Geo's are you you're acting like it. You're acting like it. And that, yeah, she throws the drink. Because fuck you, Gina. Fuck you. Oh my God. I definitely recommend you going to watch those last episodes. I will. I'm so ashamed of myself.

Because I finished my notes with Bronwyn. I was like, wow, Bronwyn got to finish another episode with like her. I have been sober for this many days or whatever. I was like good for her and my last line is Bronwyn. If she's not even willing to admit she said it, then I don't know where to go from here. And I was like, oh, that was a fun episode. You're like, that seems like the natural conclusion. Yeah, it did. It seemed like a nice, normal ending.

I like that. But there was actually a very explosive final scene. That's why I was saying I liked that. It was like a petty fight that blew up but still had underpinnings in the thing because I've been so way 30 days. BITCH BITCH. But also like, jeeta, oh man, why don't you get wasted. I mean, I actually felt bad for jeena because she had no idea what she was stepping in. Yeah, because she didn't know that she was so real.

Yeah, she shouldn't be hell. I hope people aren't making fun of Gina for that because she didn't know. But you're like, whoops! This is awkward. But hey, we got a glass that was thrown. We had an awkward fight. We had Shannon losing her mind. It was great. It was great, great episode.

Yeah, and Elizabeth walking around in her crazy prison outfit. Like, I was just scrolling to this video. Her big hat with a thing around her white hair. These people are crazy. Well, fun so far. It was episode three. So that means we're quarter through the season, guys. Is it only 12 episodes this season?

Yeah, COVID I think had it short. So supposedly they're at 12 episodes. Perfect. Cause Vicki was saying, like, oh, you guys, COVID I think had it short. So supposedly they're at 12 episodes. Perfect. Because Vicki was saying, like, oh, you guys, you guys are so terrible. You only got 12 episodes. That's how much you suck. Because you're on name, you're buying. Which actually it's a decent season. Actually, the season's been really good so far.

So sorry, Vicki. Sorry, Victoria. And actually, our season was good too. So it's been really good since you left. Sorry. I've been really good. Oh, then she posted something. You know those clickbait articles that the housewives are paid to post. Where it's like really good since you left. Sorry. I've been really good. Oh, and then she posted something. You know those clickbait articles

that the housewives are paid to post? Where it's like, click here if you want to see inside by the genre. And then you click it and it's like, I like, I like Velcro. You know, it's like never anything to do. The way I saw one. Same thing basically.

Yeah, and it was like, Vicki Gumbelson has something to say after everybody talked about her the entire episode of this Real house. I'm like no, they didn't they never they talked about Tamara the whole time But I don't even think her name came up. Sorry. Sorry, Vicki Yes, SARS-VIX Anyway, thank you guys for watching our little recap here and for listening and definitely be sure to get your tickets for Live recap of Saitliq Saitai on November 12th here and for listening and definitely be sure to get your tickets for live

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