Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Don't Hate the Playa

Episode Date: September 14, 2023

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Looks like we're about to get a storm here in Tejas. So that's super fun. Um, really nothing that thrilling except that this is our final recap of the week except for the bonus. So I'm super excited for that. It's been a crazy week over here. You guys, one of our craziest actually, Atlanta, Real Housewives of Atlanta, two episodes of Below Deck Down Under, episode of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, episode

of Real Housewives of Orange County, bonus episode, dwell hello. And what was the other thing? There's one more. Southern storm, which is coming out tomorrow. We were lucky enough to get to see it early and that shit is good. It's good. So come back for that recap. So this is our last day, but not our last day posting. We will be posting full time all the time as usual.

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function this week. And then the last 15 minutes, we are going to just do a speed round of taking calls from you guys. And it's going to be madness. It's going to be, ah, not, Sakam Jainath. It's gonna be a lot of Sakam Dronath. Today, Real Housewives of Orange County, Viva Lustre Simeigas, season 17, episode 14, Vicky's back. So let's see what kind of bullshit Vicky's gonna bring with her. Vicky's back, although she's been back a few times this season, but she's back.

She's back. Tras Simeigas! Yeah, got a hilarious episode. I feel like Salt Lake City, this episode, just Southern charm, but especially this in Salt Lake City, really just filling my heart with joy. So, it starts off, oh yeah, they're in the middle of a fight. They're in the middle of being mad at Heather DeBro

because Heather did not share with her, she's just share with them that she sold her house. This is another version of the Roni fight, which is like, you don't share. So, so, Tamara. There are actually a lot of parallels this week that we will get to as we go. A lot of parallels with New York's fighting and really every housewives. And that's kind of the problem with putting every housewives on the air, on it one time. Like, why would you put four on it one time?

Like, we're seeing your formula. I remember one time when I used to recap Bachelor, they did during COVID, they were like, we're gonna show every season of the Bachelor, but a shortened version, like a three hour version, every week. It was like 10, it was not every season, but it was like 10 of their best seasons.

And I couldn't even recap after that, because I was like, oh my God, I'm seeing how exactly the same every episode is, I'm so manipulated. And I'm starting to see a little bit of that with not that we don't see it anyway, but you guys have to spread it out. You can't have the same fights on every show.

But also, I mean, doesn't that speak to human nature that people just have these fights over and over again? Because like, is it formula on Bravo or is it also just like people had like certain things or universal? Like the fact that people can be harpies, you know? And so basically, they're all mad at Heather that she didn't share that she was going to put the, that her house was on sale because like Why would she why would she with this gossipy group of people who have Totally you know put her through the ringer over probably some casual gossip where she was like oh my god Things with Chad and are not great and then they turned that into a whole thing

So of course she's gonna keep it to herself. So they they go at it They'd make it like they make themselves the victims here, which is hilarious. By the way, all hilarious, very entertaining to watch. And now they are at the car. This is Orange County. I mean, they wouldn't only tell people that the house was for sale,

they would try to ruin it. They would ruin it. It's just how they are. Tamar would be like, Hi, pay six. Heavy Debrow has murdered trinks in her basement of a house. Like, two or two heavy Debrow men. I just have to be honest. She's like, she's like, so do you want? I'm going to LA full-time. And I was like, I don't know what we're doing.

I don't know. We are excited. We are figuring it out. Like, okay, all right, all right. She was like, the sale of the house is huge. Why did I even think that by sharing good news, good non-acting news for once, it would be met with anything other than this bullshit.

We're just going to have to go around the table. Just go around and say why you're mad at me, is that what you're gonna do to televisions? Heather DeBro! And Salon sees boxes back on the bar behind them. She's like, oh, well, I see boxes out there. We're getting pizza. But they finally down into us.

This is now turned into a pizza party. Thanks a lot, Bravo. I will not, I'm out. I am out. I am leaving. I am leaving, although I just wanna see what these pieces, oh, look at what are the toppings. Okay, pepperoni, I'm out, I am out! I am leaving, I am leaving, although I am just, I just wanna see what these pieces, oh, what are the toppings?

Okay, pepperoni, I don't eat pepper, I'll have a slice though, yeah, I can do that. Is this glutinous, okay, I do not want gluten, could you bring me some bread? I will have bread with a spitzer. Only bread. I want bread is the topping on pizza, without gluten. But the bread is fine, you can keep the gluten

in the bread, just take it out of the cheese. So Shannon's like, I see boxes, but I don't think that's pizza. That doesn't look like it. And Gina's like, I got that's pizza. I could be wine. And Shannon's like, that's gifts. It's gifts.

And Heather's like, fine, I'll get the gift. Yeah, because Heather of course got gifts and pizza boxes. So Heather goes up to get those and Gina turns Emily goes, I don't feel like that went that great. I'm like, oh really, this is classic, Gina. I feel bad after she makes Heather feel shitty about an exciting thing in her life. And she's like, well, I'm like your friend. Sam is like, well, I'm pissed.

Don't call me a liar, I don't lie. So okay, well, you get information wrong when you're wasted, apparently. So you can call it whatever you want, but this is all your fault. And Heather's like, I don't know, I just have to wait or come over so I can apologize to him as well.

I mean, bring me an Alfredo. Bring me an Alfredo. I'll do it." So, Jen's like, yeah, you know what? I'm not a liar either, Emily. And I just want to say, thank you for being so real about not being a liar. That's really, that's really changing things. And Shannon's like, Emily, I did not say anything about you. We just left it bravo, Khan. That's all. Emily's like, yeah, you know, Shannon and I are in a good place. And like we worked our issues, like like why would we like get to the point where we talk like where she would talk bad about me

and then lie about it? Like it just doesn't resonate or make sense to me. I'm like, well, your friendship of Gina doesn't really make sense to me, but things just happen in nature, you know? And Emily is so funny this season, but she's also still such a hypocrite. Like nothing has really changed

because you just had a conversation with Heather that was like, I really like you and your friendship means a lot to me. And whenever we have a problem with each other, we should come to each other to talk about it. And what is she do the second she gets a problem with her. She starts freaking out at the HD party. Yeah. Eating cur, you'd come for salad incorrectly.

Okay. Yeah. Shout out and it's like, oh, and by the way, I didn't really see Heather at BravoCon and I'm starting to think that one of Heather's goals is to metal with my relationships. Ha! So now Heather is in the bathroom sobbing.

There, so main. And little buttons are flying out of her eyes. I have no proof that she was crying. I've never seen it. I don't think I ever will see it. She's like a lady from Westworld, okay? I don't believe it so Especially in that cowboy hat that they keep cutting back to her Ground breaking the cowboy polky ranch whatever she was doing so how they're like this I mean to me and

Timer's like hey wait Did you see that girl did Did you see that girl with a button eyes run by? Hey, do you see it? Little girl named Coraline being chased by a big shadow puppet? Where'd she go? He's like the bathroom. So Heather comes out like all composed again. Actually, he didn't say that. He said, maybe the kitchen, which I thought was really funny. If you ever imply that I am wait staff ever again, this will cost you a lot, Alfredo. So, Tamara is like, hey, are you okay, Batch?

And Heather's like, yeah, are you sure? No. And Tamara's like, well, you can come stay with our rim, you can stay with the dose of me gets for a second, because we'd really like to have an opportunity to make you feel bad, because it's not fun that Gina and Emily gets to have all the fun, Batch. And Heatheratch and others like why Shannon doesn't like me either. I've said it a thousand times

I'm tired of people lying about me. I'm tired of people saying I'm saying things when I am not I find it very interesting You know, I think it's very Interesting that Emily has a crack-a-juck theory when it comes to everything that I have said. She's like doing her Heather acting hands. She's like, yeah. Today it is a stage actress I shall work with my hands and project to the ceiling. So Emily back to Emily, she's like, I mean, I even said, what did she tell you? And she said, well, I can't tell you because Shannon said that that's in the vault. And Shannon's like, oh, but she can tell you all those horrible things about my relationship. And she's like, oh, do we finally get to hear what's in the vault?

I'll be so grateful for that. Oh my God. That's one of my thoughts. It's great. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. She was like, what?

It's just, it's normal relationship stuff that can just paralyze you. You know, I'll be honest with you guys. The biggest thing for me is that when we first met, we spent every day together. We spent all this time, we laughed, we talked, we had so much love and passion. But now there's always an excuse. It's always like, oh, I have to go home.

Oh, it's one PM I've been here five minutes. I can't look at your face anymore. I have to go. Oh, I think I wanna break up with you. What part about me saying this is over? Does not make sense. You know, just like normal relationship stuff. Yeah, you know, he said I just don't like waking up with tarp over my face.

And I said that was a dry cleaning bag. And I did it so you wouldn't get germs up your nose. You know, just normal relationship stuff like me saying, wow, you're going a little too fast in this water and him saying we're in a car, honey. and I say, no, I'm pretty sure we're on a boat He says, no, we're actually in a car and we're in Arizona. I say, no, we're a new port beach. Are you trying to gas like me? And he says no, dear. So upset that I put a little hand sanitizer in a shot glass for him. I just wasn't trying to kill him I just wanted to make sure that he was safe from his lungs.

And I still got it. I look at the Rodic's saying. Normal relationship things like when you say, oh, I love being a USC graduate. And he says, USC more like SUC, yes, and suck. You can suck it. Just normal, normal relationship stuff. You know, he just can't stay until it's like,

because you fill up random amounts. Scally. You know, I have those issues from my childhood. I remember I was writing a horse and the horse ran away. At one point, it was very upsetting to me, and that's the worst thing. Like you're walking out on me, we just have an argument. So what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, what's the, the sorry thing? And then she tells us, she's like, these women all think that there are greater things going

on in my relationship. No? I've been thinking about it, and obviously it's making me have more than my average of 40 to 50 negative thoughts today, so I'm gonna talk about it. And if John is home, that's not fun. But in the scheme of life, it's not that big of a deal. And John has allowed me to say all of this.

So what? Print, take that. I am John Janssen, not proofs. That's not true. Okay, editors. Well, John doesn't want you to talk about your relationship, but I told you, women need an outlet. We need to be able to talk. And that's why I told John, take this fork and stick it in an outlet, because you need an outlet.

He goes, well, you know, that we don't talk about relationships, and I said, well, that's your role, not mine. I said that to him. And then I said, do not take the keys from the valley or I'm going to strengthen Archie. And then I said, do not get into that car or you will never hear from me again. And then I said, come back. I've been banned by you, but you can't do this to me. And then I said, oh, you know, my sticky of a poor foe. And then I said, stop asking about my relationship with Sarah. And then I fell on the floor and rolled down the hillside because I was paralyzed.

So Emily is like, I really like that shine and opening up, but I feel like it's just a tip of the iceberg literally because she's said all this stuff all holding ahead of iceberg lettuce. Well, you know what, he's a nephoider and I'm a communicator. He's a runner. I make, please stay with me. Please, please He's a claims it's a truck, but I say no. I'm pretty sure this is a boat that we're on You know one of those relationships. Hey, Supply, I'm a suck toy

You know what that came out wrong. You didn't really mean it like that. Why would I not a suck toy? Do they have suck toys? I don't know I don't like thinking jump would like me talking about this So then we cut back to Heather going off and she's like they just don't like toys. I don't know. I don't like thinking, John would like me talking about this. So then we cut back to Heather going off and she's like, they just don't like me. And that's okay. Because there are plenty of other people that I pay to say they do like me.

Now I'm just getting to the point where I'm telling you, Tamara. I do not care. I do not care. I could tell. I could tell. I could tell. You know what?

I am at a tipping point with everyone. As in, I'm sorry I'm not care. I could tell, I could tell, I could tell. You know what, I am at a tipping point with everyone. As in, I'm starting to realize they're just like a bunch of waiters I have to tip. And I just feel like I am taken to task for everything I do. I am held to a different set of state. I am held at a set of standards that is reserved for very wealthy people who have a certain degree

of fame on television. And I'm not sure that's fair. Actually, no, actually, I like that. I actually appreciate that. Thank you very much. Which like an autograph. So then we go back to Jen and she's like, um, can I ask a question, Shannon? Um, so like if we're just going to put stuff on the table, we're doing that, right? She's like, Oh, this is about me saying there's juicy stuff about Ryan. Okay, fine. And we cut to yoga and Jen saying that Shannon has been nice to her. And Gina starting more. You know, Tamara gets the award for starting shit on this show.

But Gina really, Gina's, Gina's getting a gold as well. Can you get double golds? Cause Gina is like, well, a camera hasn't really been nice. You though. Gina gets her mold metal. Okay. Mold metal. Gina, the mole medal. Okay, mole medal. Gina, social settle for mold.

Yeah, Gina, Gina who is so concerned about people talking about other people and not having their best interested hearts, yada yada yada, is only so happy to try to turn Jen against Shannon. And Shannon, by the way, who doesn't like people talking about relationships, is only so happy to talk, be like, oh, there's more going on with Jen and Ryan. So Gina tells Jen this, which she gets Jen agitated at Shannon. Yes.

Gina's always gonna be anti-shannon. It's a mommy issue. I'm surprised that she gets along with her mom so well because she seems to have a mommy issue. Maybe it's like an auntie issue. Maybe she has an aunt that she just really does not get along well with. And maybe that's her.

Her mother-in-law, like someone just really judgy of her, was really judgy of her or something who is like an older woman or something. Because she, like you can see it. So Emily is like, what the pool party she was saying, we're gonna delve more into your relationship with Ryan because there's some juicy stuff

and there's way, way more. So we cut back and she kinda goes, okay, I did say that stuff. And I'm sorry that I said it, but I just couldn't handle, you know, because I couldn't handle one of those things. It's been said about you. I mean, I would not be able to handle. I don't even know how you're still here. How are you not still here? Yeah. And, you know, it's like, you know what, Shannon pretends like she's a good person, but he and we are with Jen and Tamara finally getting along and you wanted someone to dig up dirt about their relationship, but you're the one who's

just trying to shatter it. Like, Jen would have been fine, she would have chewed a little long, you know? You're the one, they're finally getting along and now you're gonna try and ruin it. Okay, it's so funny. So you're the one who told Jen that Shannon new stuff, and you started all this to make Shannon look bad, you dummy. Like they just showed the clip, Gina, like you're so bad at this. So Shannon's like, well, I just heard that there's a lot of stuff that hasn't come out, you know, a lot of stuff. And I don't know what that is. I don't know what this stuff is. No one told me what this stuff is. But did I hear it? You're? Did I enjoy it? Yes. Did I laugh a little bit? Perhaps.

Yes. I did. And Jen is like, oh wait, so someone said that Tamra has so much more Tamra and she's like, Tamra, Tamra and I have a mutual acquaintance at the gym. And a few weeks ago, she reached out and said that Tamra reached out to her and asked her for info about my relationship. I love that Jen is just like openly talking with Ryan's mistress. Like, she just has an open line of communicate.

They're all swingers, I'm telling you. They're swingers. So Tamra is like, this is a girl that Ryan was cheating with, cheating on Jen with. Okay, I wasn't digging for info of any kind. Ryan and the girl got into a fight about after another and so she wanted to retaliate. So she sent me all the text messages between her

and Ryan was in a relationship with Jen. Like, and Jen said, there's no. I'm like, you know what, Tamra, you can use this line only so many times. Like, oh, like the person who called up Tamra to say, let me tell you everything about Gretchen. Why is it that everyone comes to Tamra when they decide they wanna air some dirty laundry?

Okay, that either speaks to your character or it speaks to your shadiness, but like, I'm just not believing it anymore. I don't know if I even believe it in the first place. Whoever believed it, Tamra is awful. She's satanic. Okay, she is a terrible human being. That's what I'm laughing at.

Like, I've just got to the point. I don't even get mad anymore. It's hilarious. It's terrible. It's terrible. She's bringing on this woman Okay, who's already fucked up her life and I know that she that's very offensive to say that she fucked up her life You did fuck up your life. Okay, like you did it you did. Sorry. Let me just looking at this objectively She fucked up her life. She's trying to piece things back together with this fuck boy with Mr. Furley face. And now she's got you trying to ruin that on national TV, after you brought her on the show, I mean, you are just such an asshole.

You never really brought this person on to humiliate her. She probably said, you were, okay, and come on, but you know what, you gotta dress better. You gotta get some like, design labels. So, you know, Jen's like trying to make herself look nice. And then Tamara, of course, makes fun of her for that this episode. Like Tamara is so, she is a evil person. And I'm really glad she's back. So Jen, yeah, Jen is basically like, Tamara and I are supposed to move forward. Like, where are you going to go with this? Like, what's your plan with this? I'm to destroy you, bitch.

Okay, stupid, blonde, bitch. And Tamra, with Tamra, probably jealous. Probably, Tamra has a thing for Ryan. I'm gonna put it out there right now. She is probably jealous. Well, suppose, yeah, when she's making up that thing of like supposedly Ryan came in and said, I'm gonna fuck her about Tamra.

Oh, okay. I'm sure. I don't believe that. Yeah, I think she's got a little jelly gel. But I think she's also jealous just because she brought this girl in, but this girl is the ultimate OC. She's gorgeous. She's blonde.

She has a fucking insane face that no one can really understand. Like the laws of physics don't understand how that's even been done to one human face younger. She's got all this money from an ex-relationship and she's still got like a hottest fuck boyfriend in a really good life. I mean, Tamara, she's got a lot of kids who will speak with her, but no fans.

I mean, that's kind of a low thing to push, but it's true. So, there's a lot to be jealous of there. She literally has kittens. Yeah, Tamra is fully threatened by this. The kittens talk to her more than Tamra's children will talk to Tamra, okay? I'm gonna say that.

Wait a second, are you saying that, like are you just gonna discount Ryan? I mean, he is just like a real, he's a real asset to Tamra's life, okay? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial! Watch what crapens and winter is crappening are the funniest recap broadcasts.

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So Tamra is like, hey have a, hey because we're still talking, have a, let's celebrate the sale of your house. She's like, well I don't want to celebrate with them and by them I mean both the women and the waiters. And so Heather is like, she's like, but you know what, fine, I guess I'll give out these gifts, fine. So she has to go, we're like, reluctantly hand out pizza boxes of gifts, which is hilarious, because she hates everyone at the table right now. And Tamara's like, wow, here you go, and fuck you, right guys. And she's like, where have you guys been?

And she was with me, she just feels like she can't do anything right. I think she was helping that everyone was gonna want to celebrate with her. And Emily's like, you want me to celebrate your house? You called me a wire and an asshole. By the way, I don't want to compete with Heather's news that she sold her house for $55 million,

but these octopus tacos are here. If anyone is interested, would anyone like some octopus tacos? So Heather passes that gifts miserablyably and Emily's like wait I even got one at all I mean asshole. You are an asshole take your fucking gift. So it's like a bunch of like just things the boxes say fiesta, then the cesta, I get it cuz fiesta and cesta rhyme with each other. So it's like things like tequila and earplugs and fans will have. It's kind of like travel essentials.

As a surprise. As stupid guests. Yes, stupid guests. Yes, stupid guests. Nobody wants these. Stop trying to out money everybody. You know, like you know that they're going to be annoyed that you just made $50 million. Okay, in secret.

And now you're coming to out money them with gifts. No one wants your little fucking table, Mexican food table runner, you know? Also, that's the like what are you giving them like little mini sombrero like fuck off? Also, Brinwood Field now you should be a little bit more appreciative of your Jenna Lions collab that you're getting in YouTube side because This is what it could be. Okay, you could be getting weird gifts from the HD network. So appreciate your Jenna Lyons branded collabs. Yeah, those are actually classy things. You know, they're not just like dollar tree shit thrown into a box with your name on it. And also this is another parallel as you just brought up to New York is the gift thing. People being like Emily being like,

I don't want the gift. I just want you to be easier to be friends with. Can you wrap that up? I mean, you're the asshole in the situation. You were mean and drunk at the HD event. You misheard what was being said at BravoCon because you were drunk and you're tattletelling to Shannon about stuff that Heather told you in confidence, even though Heather probably only told you that because she knew it would be repeated and she didn't want blood on her hand.

So, Heather is kind of an asshole in that way. But you're still the asshole. And Gina herself said it was actually Tamer who said it, not Shannon. But of course Gina would never speak up if it doesn't. Of course. Gina's just saying quiet over there. She's like trying to stir another pot on the other side. So the producer's like, why do you bring gifts to everyone?

Heather, she's, I mean, a leopard doesn't change its spots, which is why Terry and I always love to go to Africa and kill them It's so easy to see those spots anyway. I am who I am and when we go on a ton of trips I like to bring I like to bring a trip gifts. Do I think they deserve them? No, but They're already monogrammed, you know, Pete. They all say P.P Poor person, here P.P., here P.P., here P.P. By the way, I have one of them says their name, Alfredo. Ha ha ha ha ha. I have no evidence that Heather and Terry go and kill lepers in Africa.

I don't know why I said that. I just felt like it was a rich person. It does seem like a, it's not Jersey Mike's. What's the sandwich shop that the guy is a big game hunter? What are the big things with sandwich shops? There's some way. Is it J.J. Yes. That one. What's it called?

Johnny. Johnny. Jim. Jim. Oh, I know there's one. It's people are hitting their steering wheels JJ's J sandwich Djibouti guy

J.J. game hunter let's J.J. watch Jimmy John's John's yeah, and USA today in 2020 said fact check Jimmy John's founder did hunt big game, but is no longer sandwich shops owner. Oh, okay. So we're not supposed to be mad at the new people. So who's the new person? Who's the new guess what? Hello, I'm Heather DeBro and I now have a new sandwich. to HD Johns. So they go to bed because they're time to do that. And Gina's like, this is the most uncomfortable gift I've ever received. Really, I would imagine every other gift you've received in your home is comfortable because you can't even fit in there.

Like, how do you even open the box? Okay. Shut up, Gina. So then Dave boxes are new home, by the way. She's like, wow, is this box nest grow? She's like sitting in the box. She's like, this is the most uncomfortable gift I've ever got. It's not a bed, Gina. It's a box. I don't even have room for my bottles of ragu in here. So day two, everybody's waking up and Jen's calling Ryan and he's surprisingly not in the dark this time, which is a good sign for their relationship. And Terry, Heather's bitching up to Terry. She's like,

they asked about the sale of the house and I was so excited to tell them and then they sat there like this. And Terry's like, that's not kind. Just forget yesterday, you're so fucking rich, Heather. Did you realize when you woke up this morning a fucking rich you or these people are lucky to be around you? Where wealthy? They don't even know what D'Aceflentes. It's okay. So she's like, you know what, that's right.

I'm an actress and therefore I'm going to have a great attitude, don't even know what D'Acee Fuentes. It's okay. So she's like, you know what, that's right. I am an actress and therefore, I'm gonna have a great attitude, which was a TV show I did audition for and fortunately did not land that role. Great attitudes with Heather DeBro. But I will tell you this, every time they were out together,

it always comes down to me and I'm not tolerating it anymore. And if it happens again, I am out. Mm. And then Tamra is at breakfast with Taylor Shannon and Jen. And they're asking about Heather. And Tamra's like, I said I come to breakfast, but she said that she's already got breakfast up there.

So you know what? I kept having a lot of frustrated with Heather because she's like, eh, not in there, not in there. But you know what guys? I think it's just who she is. It's like really? Because you're the one stirring city gets how they're constantly. So why are you talking about that?

So why are you talking about that? This entire thing with Heather started with Tamra because Tamra heard that Heather had said something and then went back to Shannon and said, how the fuck I'm gonna shit about you. So Shannon's like, what, I'm sorry, but there have been multiple things that have happened between her and I

that have not been happened since, talking to you and Emily and Gina about my relationship when I'm trying to talk about gender relationship instead, that's not fair. And that's not who Heather, that's not just, oh, this is who Heather is because she's above everything else, that's her just being an asshole.

Huh? is because she's above everything else, that's her, just being an asshole. Ha! Gone. Yeah. Shannon, wow. So you just admitted you talked about Jen's relationship. You talked about Jen's relationship, how Travis is gonna get sick of her complaining. And you brought up on camera,

I had this relationship issue rumors. So I think that's all fair of her to do. You just can't get all crazy when Heather's like, by the way, I think that there's like issues with John and Shannon. Yeah. So Heather and Gina are outside having breakfast with Emily outside their room. And Heather's like, you know what?

I don't even need a seamf. All I need is to walk out here. Hold on, wait for the laughs. All right, Jimmy Burrows, thank you. Cut the live track. We'll do it again later okay girls here I am television television. What's on your sandwiches?

So, Sam is like let me just start by saying that for your party if you felt I was being a jerk I apologize since you were being a jerk and how do you guys. Well an apology is really fantastic but were being a jerk, and how they go, well, an apology is really fantastic, but there's a pattern here, and it's pretty tacky, but enough of a better close. Let's look at better behavior. And then we see a clip of Emily having to apologize over and over, one outfit worse than the other, because they're all costumes, and then the blonde wig, and then now they're in a different wig. So Heather's like, I really do not know what I've done to her.

And Emily's like, oh, I can do what I say. I'm sorry. And then I will probably do it again. Well, I just want to restart and I hope you can see. This is why I was like a spring, you know? Do you know how much I've been dying to tell you guys a story about the house? Dying, dying, dying. Gina, do you want to come out of your pizza box? I've got a dying to tell you guys a story about the house. Dying, dying, dying. Gina, do you want to come out of your pizza box? I've got a story to tell you about my house.

Gina, the box just opens up and Gina's head is in there. All good morning, everyone. Pizza pizza, am I right? Good morning. Hey, guys, there's a chance of meatballs, okay? There's a lady. It's cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Am I right? Gina, your hair looks great. Oh yeah, I

conditioned with the little pack of the garlic sauce that was in the box. Okay, I'm sorry, I have to interrupt the show to ask you something medical. I know you love medical things. I do. So, um, I, when I, whenever I've been doing something really intense with my face, like Emily right now or laughs you hard or something,

my ear pops in a way. Like it's not pressure, it's like a muscle inside of my ear that's like, like right behind here. Oh, and it really hurts. It's inside my ear. What do you think it is? I think you mainly have about five days left to live.

I'm so sorry. Oh shit. I'm getting sorry. Oh shit Get it all in now listen. I got my twitchy eye going on right here my twitchy eyelids. So I think it's just we're old We're old and this is what happens old shit happens Okay, so I'm gonna tell me it's I'm probably chewing gum and that's gonna give me some jaw disease I forget what you have locked off. Yeah, but is that what team? Jaws has a hurt your ear TMJ you'll get like a click or a cure. Yeah, it can be like a motorcycle.

It's just hurt. It's just hurts. It's like the inside of my ear, like really hurt. Like if you have an ear ache, but it's like a shark pain. Oh, okay, so in the inside. DM me. Probably is TMJ. Someone DM Ronnie and prescribe him something.

I'm doing the Ali Shidi Coke draw right now, but it's not Coke draw, guys. By the way, Ronnie, I just want you to know this has nothing to do with the podcast, but I moved my four o'clock appointment to 430, so now I... Oh my gosh! You guys don't understand,

I'm under so much stress right now because my second sewing class, I finished sewing class number one where I made pajama bottoms, and then I'm starting sewing class number two tomorrow, and we're going to make a jacket, and I'm supposed to go to the place to get sewing materials for this class, and I wasn't able to go all last week because I had COVID, and now I have a very small window to get this stuff, and it was stressing me out,

am I going to have time to get this up before the class begins, because otherwise I'm fucked. I can't make my jacket. And I think that- That's a big thing. I mean, when it was pajama pants, it's like, who cares what the fabric is? You know what pajama pants, but a jacket, that's a big deal.

So, you should wear that. I need to wear that. That's the crap east. Exactly. I need to race to Santa Monica after this to go to the place. And so, I'm just like, I'm a ball of stress. So, I just was able to open up 30 more minutes for myself

and I'm just letting you know. I love it. I know I talked about this before and I just want you to know that this is, there's been some time that's opened up. And oh my god, I just spent my new 30 minutes talking about how I have 30 minutes. Damn it.

You're gonna be exactly two and a half minutes late to the store, which is how long that story took. They're gonna write, sorry. Didn shouldn't have talked about your luck. Damn it. Project. Project. Ugh, way. Okay.

So, by the way, so, uh, uh, uh, Gina's saying like, oh, by the way, I was like, they're prize because like, you didn't share about the house with me. And a day earlier, we see how they're going up to Gina saying, by the way, I'm so sorry I didn't call you. I just, I feel like constantly put upon by everyone and Gina goes, yeah, but like, you know, but then like you grew me in with like everyone else and that like makes me want to pull away from you

and like, I don't treat you that way. So you do treat her that way, especially did you notice the way you piled onto her that last night? Like, get over it Gina, you're crazy. You're also the one who wouldn't even text her back between seasons when she was trying to have a real friendship with you. That was the whole plot of the beginning of this season.

And now Gina's like, oh, you're just pushing me away. Gina's the worst. So Heather's like, and also Gina's only on this show to be the producers in ARC. That's all she is. She's there to do whatever the producers say. And that's why she's had a job for the everyone's wondering, why is Gina still here?

Because she does this. The producers are like, go make Shannon have a nervous breakdown just to queues her or something. She's like, I'm here. And then she goes and does it. So Heather's like, I'm not saying this should be dismissive or in kind, but poor people, I'm not saying this should be dismissive or unkind, but poor people, I'm done with you. Are we done with this session? Okay, because I think

my immunity is about to run out. So the girls, they're all getting in the van. The plan today is to ride ATVs and then jump into cenotes. So that sounds great. It sounds like so many different ways to get injured. I'm excited for them. I mean, for anyone who watched last, what was it? What was the capo show that I really loved? Oh, friends only Cabo or something. If I don't like Cabo.

But yeah, I loved that show. With Emily. Emily and Agu, who then layering onto only fans. God bless and Larry.. I loved that show. With Emily. Emily and Agu who then layering onto OnlyFans. God bless and Larry. What a show. What a show. And then there was that one girl who got injured on the ATV. I'm like, guys, don't do the ATVs.

I'm good. So they get on the bus to go have fun and exciting things day and Tamra brings her own toilet paper. And Gina is very real as of New York again. You see, so many little parallels today. And so Gina's like, Oh my God, I mean, is it cenotes? Ascentase.

What is that? You really went to one last year, Gina. They literally went to cenote last season on the show. But Gina's one of those people who thinks ignorance is hilarious. She's like, is it taco or choco? Why is that? I don't think I'm seeing it.

Man, when you ask that question, could you not just like hold the pizza box like it was your mouth? I just love puppetry. So, Gina's, so they get there, they get like a little tutorial about how to write ATVs and they do the ATV thing. We've seen this on Bravo Million Time. I'm like in love Mexico, by the way, because everywhere else is like these long. It's like, okay, you're gonna have to sit here for an hour and listen to these things. They have to cut it out.

And Mexico, they're like, okay, welcome to Sonote. Up is stop, right is go to the right, left is go to the left. Enjoy. And they just leave leave I was like yes welcome to my childhood this is literally how I learned everything raise your hand if you need us to stop that's it that's all you get so they have driving around the ATVs and I do not like this at all I have checked the box and I am never doing this again I want walls on my cars. And Shannon's being Shannon. Here's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

crazy. And Gina's like, when I see Shannon, all I can see is Jennifer Coolidge on a best spot in White Lotus. And I hate that she's so correct because that is Shannon's storyline this season, just like freaking out, like, oh my God, is she cheating on me?

Is she cheating on me? These guys are trying to kill me, I think. I'm not sure. Oh, no, they're just actually walking by and ignoring me. That also is sort of a death of in its own way. So they arrive at the Sinnot day and it's like they're gonna jump in. So Emily jumps in and in a preview,

they make it seem like Emily jumps in and hits her head and dies. But she jumps in, they don't see her for like a second, and then she pops up and she's coughing, but she's fine. She's like, oh, okay, but I like that. She goes, I'll do it. What's in there? Fish? Yeah.

What are these guys? Discuss her like, yeah, there's fish and cameras and watches and dead bones, bones of dead people. Okay. And Gina's like, you got balls. So then, she's got a bloody nose, so she comes out. But Heather's like, oh, well, hard no, hard no

Wow, there's not enough champagne in the world to make me do that. Have I gotten any shamp's cuts? Guys come let's put a super cut together of shamps cuts in these shamps cuts. I'll do anything once as long as it doesn't involve Reconstruct surgery. I mean, I like plastic, elective plastic surgery. Just not reconstructive. Oh, so there's just like more and there's, they're doing the rope swing and this fun. And then Gina, she does off this old thing. She's like, oh my god, I have always been scared of water. Like to the point where like I wouldn't even take baths for a while.

I'm like, this is not a charming anecdote. It's really not. Especially it's like, especially the poor person. Like, could you not? Like, so then, there's like, I'm conquered the fear. And Gina runs right to the edge, but then stops. And she's like, my life is flashing before me. It's short, and it's really poorly branded

Damn it. It all fits in the box Like so she is doing That's just pizza boxes that you put your arms through She makes a big deal out of it, but she jumps from the lower level and they play hero music. Okay, so now we're back to the hotel places and they're getting ready for tonight. Oh! And Gina's, let's see, she calls Travis and Travis is at the food core because it's the only way to make all six kids happy.

And that's just a difference about- He's like, I needed to bring the kids someplace where we could all put our hands out to our left and our right and not touch any walls. Just, we just need to be here for a second. No kidding. I'm gonna, can we just start raising our kids outside the cinema because this is a much easier life?

But he says it's the only way to make six kids happy, which is hilarious. And you know that it's like the dad and not the mom, because my mom, my dad was like that. He's like, how can I make you happy kids? It's dad night. My mom's like, here, eat it. Eat it early, you know? You know, Gina's like, no food caught for you kids.

Night's ragu soup. It's time for a commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So Tamra and Shannon are talking. Tamra's like, she's like, my purse. It's not like Jens purse today. That fix Chanel. I'm a fake fan now. Fundy, the food she wears. Like, what are you talking about? How dare you? And also,

Gina is still here. Can we not? Yeah, yeah. Please, Gina is wearing a pizza box as a skirt tonight. Okay, can we just like respect you? Gina comes out in something that says Versace, but it's spelled in like glued on macaroni noodles. Like, come on, let's not be cruel like this. It's, yeah, it's literally a child's project. So Tamra's like,

Jen was the thick yoga mom, and now all of a sudden she's like dripped in fake designer clothes, and you want people to think you have this kind of money, and I don't buy that. Well, what about you, Ballrat? I mean, what are you talking about? Tamra from Glendale, who like,

you just talk about someone who probably worked in Blockbuster Video for 12 years, which is by the way fine. But she's acting like she is like the fifth generation Dupont over here. Like you also had humble beginnings, Tamara. Tamara is one of the trashiest housewives of all time. And everybody knows it.

I mean, they call her Tamrat. They call her trash run. Tamrat's the most unflattering nicknames online of any housewife I've ever heard of in my Tammy Sue theme. I mean, you, I mean, like Tamrat, you own a failed gym and your, and like at least Jen's is a functioning gym. Like, like, and you're gonna,

you're gonna fit in a parking lot. Yeah, it's just, she has a gym without walls, okay? But like, damn, we're just gonna really pull this card so that producers like, well, who makes your dress? Cause, oh, it's a Maglar. Yeah, it's real. It's real, that's a real Maglar. A Mugler.

I know, but I'll stress this right. So, a Glee, how do you say, how did you say? Well, I looked it up. I mean, you're supposed to say it like, that's a real maglayer. A muglayer. I know, but I'll stress this right. So, a glee, how do you say, how did you say? Well, I looked it up. I mean, you're supposed to say it like, like, like, Tery muglayer, something like that. Tery muglayer, but she's like, maglayer.

Maglayer. It's a maglayer. I think she said muglay, because I was like, oh my god, is it related to booblay? I take it back. I take it back to the old back camera. You're right. I don't know.

I don't really know. I know that she's trash, and I know that I hate these Mugleys, whatever clothes because everyone's wearing them. This is like the Kim Kardashian body suit thing, right? Or the Lisa Rin, the one that Lisa Rin and knocked off, but it's purple when she got caught in her villainy with Erica in front of that air conditioning thermostat. All I know is that he died recently and people love him. No, no, it's fine.

That when I did research on how to say his name before I shamed Tamara, which Tamara actually didn't really say it that wrong, but when I did, I then wound up watching a video of four fashion academics in Brooklyn having a roundtable discussion about his influence and it was the funniest thing ever. It doesn't take away from Terry Mugle. It was just like the, yeah, Mugleur. But it was just the, it was just the seriousness. And like, can we talk about...

Jerry Mugleur. And like, yes. Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very but I don't like it because it's all that skin type, like ice skating material, it's weird. I'm not into it. So there's an ocassist. He's no Galiah Lahav, that's for sure. The Norseye cult Gaya. He's no cult Gaya, that's for damn sure. So there's an ocassist door and Shannon gets it

and there's horror music and Vicki's terrifying face comes into the frame, screaming woohoo. And I don't know how to feel about it. I was happy. Honestly, I was happy. I was, I kiggled when Vicki's show goes, Ha! It was just like so terrifying and perfect. And Tamara tells us that she invited Vicki to Mexico. And Vicki said,

Yeah, I wasn't sure. I had to ask Linda, my office manager, she never lets me go anywhere. Trace and me guys, ha! And Tamra's like, oh my god, that's a tracit because together is everything. And Tamra's like, oh my god, I feel the flood. Just like putting her hand up her crotch. I can't put up the flood, everybody. And that's me and Clutch's Tamra, the real mucle.

I thought the best memories I have are with Vicky and Tamer. I mean, some may be blurry and some may be them ganging up on me and some may be if one of us always seemed to be breaking a bone, but, um, yeah. Yeah, great, great memories for us. Um, I mean, there was that time where Tamer acting up with Heather and tried to get me thrown into a loony band and get section 12 or whatever you call that whatever section that is. That was super fun. Or when Ficky brought out a spousal abuse against me at a reunion, that was super fun.

Oh God, such great memories! Oh God, Shannon really has to blank out a lot of memory to be friends with these people. She does. So they did shots, they did the three amigas thing, you know, they were having fun. And then now everyone's gonna gather for dinner. So the other non-trace amigas, they gather at this table and they're just like, wow, there's a lot of extra chairs, are they not?

This is strange. And then they was like, well, there's just like one extra chair, which is kind of freaking me out. God, why are you over exaggerating everything, which is kind of freaking me out God Why are you over exaggerating everything Heather? You're such a fucking asshole. This is what you do you over exaggerate you talk about people Would they've been to this place before right nectar but with the K where have we heard that before probably? It's like spin on one of these shows. I feel like there's nectoria probably it's like spin on one of these shows I feel like there's nectoria

what's that? it's not de reetz is not de reetz isn't de reetz by nectoria remember like oh yes de reetz wedding dress line god you're good I don't know so they come and uh Vicki's like okay hope I've got posted but I do you guys were here that is what it would be left out what and she's like Vicki is made it I've got it posted, but I do you guys right here. I want to be left out. What? And Gina's like, Vicky is made it very clear how she feels about Emily and I

and it's not great. And then we see headlines. Vicky wants working Gina fired from the show. Yeah, they literally have headlines up there that says Vicky blames Gina and Emily for those shows low ratings. I was like, that is funny that they put up the shows low ratings on the show, as a point, that's like a way to make a joke. So,

I kind of was true. And it's barely recovering now, barely. So, yeah, there's asking about- She also calls them Trace of Waylus, which is gross. Like Gina, and I'm only bringing it up because it's like the 10th time she's done it. I'm like, enough, dude. Like age-shaming, you're gonna be old so quickly,

and I can see how terrified you are of it because you have a moisturizer line, okay? And I cannot wait till it happens to you. I'm gonna just, I won't follow you, but I will keep searching you on Instagram over and over over the years, just to watch you age. And I'm just gonna laugh my ass off as it happens in real time.

Joy, you turn it into the optical illusion lady where it's like, is it a young woman or is it an old crown? So, you know, with a necklace, the thing. So anyway, Vicki is like, I'm like, I'm like watching, watching Housewives Instagram content. It's like literally all about every Instagram

I can't repollow. Like, anyway. Wait a minute. It is so mean that she every Instagram account we follow. Like anyway, wait a minute. It is so mean that she's age-shaming. Let's go back to poor shaming her. Okay, so Emily is, uh, Well, that's just for running joke. To hang out with a care of someone's poor. Mon, who are we talking to here?

I'm old, maybe only, you know, so no, it's true though. I mean, you're on poor. You can do something about, you know what I mean? You can go earn more money. You can't just get younger. I mean, yeah. Age is something that happens to all of us.

And these shows are supposed to celebrate a woman as she enters that age and when a time where it's hard to be celebrated as much. We're supposed to be embracing that. Being like, fuck yeah, you're older and you look fucking amazing, but not being going, paint the wow line. Yeah, these shows are, I mean, you're older and you look fucking amazing. You've not been going. Paint them well, man. Yeah, these shows are, I mean,

no, poor hooker. To, you know, people don't realize, real housewives, these are shows that do celebrate women of a certain age, like going into their 50s, in some cases, even their 60s. And this show is all about saying like, you can still have a vital and exciting life at 50 or 60, and then you will be replaced by 30-year-olds.

That is what the real housewives is all about. Hugs. Hugs, so then. Bye. So Emily's like, oh, for someone who thinks we have no relevant, she sure likes to talk about us. She's clearly a fat, fat super fan at this point and Vicki's like who do I get to who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna who's gonna How was the spa? What was it called? Massage not envy. What was it? Can you remind me its name again?

And it was basically ABC flashback of the woman had to walk on rocks and shanning like ow And also this is one of those episodes really like okay, it's episode what episode did we say it was 17 14 14 Okay, wrap it up time to let's go back to my demand for 12 episode housewife seasons If you're gonna have 95 seasons or 95 housewives on the show, they need to be 12 episodes That's it. They're already cutting out everything they shot on this trip They cut out the spa trip and then they cut out this water slide thing the other people doing they're doing all the things that we want them to do Only give it like don't blow it or episodes with like 20 minutes of the meta spa Just give us a taste Shannon on a rock. I'm happy. That's a good argument very high season. Yay

So I'm happy with the season. I'm just saying like we can you know, right? It's it's fun. It's like the party's about to end is how I feel like. Is this is great? I think it's gonna have 17 episodes. That's my prediction. This is where I walk outside. I go to my trunk, I pull out the Tupperware

that I always have in my trunk, and I come back in sneakily with a poncho over my Tupperware and start putting things in it to take with me. So I'm not the last one there, carrying Tupperware. Well, one thing on the buffet is Heather, Heather went to a water park. Yeah, that's funny, but whoever had the decision to put Heather on a water slide is great.

And so she goes, it was scary! And we see Heather on one of those things just going down like it's Action Park. It's great, great watching her terrified. And Tim was like, I just sat so much one on my ass. Oh. And I was like, Oh, Heather, you're your dress. Look at Heather. Everyone's looking at Heather. Your dress is so pretty other. Actually, I have a black dress just like that. Wow.

Hmm. To be copied by Heather. Do, bro. Again. That is amazing. Try to have my house. Try to have. Look at how viewers looking at me. He's like, I don't like to hear Shannon voice. Cause this is how I talk to him. So you think I'm talking to him. Oh, really? How are we putting our nose in our paw?

Oh, look at that. I'm looking at our paw. Look at that. Well. Is he talking to me? Look at him staring at me. I'm not talking to you at all. Who would be talking to you?

Yeah, go back to your paw. Go back. So anyway, it's like you still buying. So Emily goes, well, sorry. I've got to stop. Let me turn the camera away. I'm going to turn away. OK, go ahead.

Sorry. I'm just going to be a picture of Bueller. So, Chat, so then Emily's like, oh, that's nice. I'm stuff loppy goes, but whatever. And then we see earlier at the water park, Emily is talking about, I guess her hair or her face, or whatever she's saying, she says she needs more time to repair this and Heather goes,

well, you look like snuffa loppy gas, but in a good way. And, you know, not your best look, but not your worst. Anyway, snuffa loppy gas. Dead. Suddenly we got fat in time. We're like, hey, I look at that That's a medic Basically put this Slatipus no, not snuff a lupipus

Snuff a lupipus from the buffet I can take a hat on it not cookie pus It was just people killing each other and then jerking off. I love it dead batteries. No, those are snuff films God you're gonna get arrested for your search history Tomorrow Stuff a lot because it's a puppet and Jen's like, um, isn't that the elephant? Isn't that the elephant? And Vicki's like what?

And I think it's methane. We're just having fun tonight. Let's not talk about it. And Emma's like, here's my point Okay with Heather she thinks I, and I mean to her, but then she says things that can be to cause she just mean to. She's sort of like snuffle up against. Those the huge Harry Muppet. I mean, yeah, it's not the best, but you know, also Emily was talking,

but I think she was talking about her hair. She's saying, I need some time to get this hair fixed for tonight, right? And so, you know, and and that's like, yeah, it's sort of like snuff a lot because, like, Harry and all over the place, you know? But also, like, Emily, you were such an asshole to her last night. I think that Heather is allowed to make a small, if snuff a lot of guess was meant, sort of as a little dig, you know, not nice, but I think like, if it was my for hair, okay, if it was my for hair, okay, it's my for face not okay

Oh no, do we break up? Did you lose power? Okay, here we are. We're back We got a little electricity issue there a little snafu. Oh, I'm called the electricity went out Good old-fashioned power grid stuff. So I'll tell you, yeah, you really know what you're made of when the electricity goes out. You have to say, gosh, am I alone? Where's John here? John? John? Anyway, I think what was just happening was that you were saying if Heather was referring to Emily's face, ituffled up because, bad hair passable. Right, you can't tell someone like, you know, of any size other than a two,

that they are like a snuff, they're like an elephant. This show has a bad, this show unfortunately has a really bad history of body shaming via muppets. So, you know, it really does actually. Yes, the Slade smiley curse on this show. So, uh, Tamer's like, I'm like, I get that excited about sex, I'm like, what's that? And this is a real happy lady comes over and she's like, hi, we have a private showing of Cirque de Soleil

Joy up for you. It's all head over. So they go see Cirque de Soleil and they're watching it and Tamara's like, look at that bitch. Hey, Hey, guess what? Hey, do you all hear Ryan slip with that, that, that, that Acrobat? Yeah, it's true. I heard they texted me. Oh my God, that aquabot is sped and I had leg behind it. I had to suck one of the kids and I fucked by the acid with you stupid. Yes. Suck the salipatcha. So then we go back to the villa and there's like a chocolate

crab, which we're doing so many shows today. We're just talking about crabs and blood acta. And on the right now, we've got a chocolate crab. What's it worth doing so many shows today, we're just talking about crabs and blood act out under it. Now we've got a chocolate crab. It's just all crashing in my mind. It's insidious. So there's a chocolate crab and Heather goes, you're violating the crab, Gina and Gina. She's like, oh my God, when is the chocolate?

It's like, Gina is such a child. She doesn't even know that that's a classic line from this show. You do not violate my cake. Right, I have to do, bro. When Sarah came in and took the bow off of her cake, just a dry hat. No appreciation for history, although to be fair, I also missed that too.

But you're right, and that is a great callback. That was a great reference. Oh, yeah, they're calling back her own memories. It's like so sad. Nobody gets it. The old queen, me, back at home. The old queen, Fraceras from Game of Thrones, just like, I got it. Many money. So they're all, they're all doing shots and Tamer hands at a whole bunch of wacky bathing suits that have like

like their female bathing suits, but they have like like rock hard male abs on them and like chest hair and things like that. It's like fun. They're gonna wear it tomorrow to the pool. And now it's time for some true-through-dare. So, this is probably the one show where I'm okay with the true-through-dare because it always evolves really badly, really quickly on Orange County. Like, as opposed to Beverly Hills where they just think they're like fabulous because they say, one time, happy new Harry, under a staircase. And you're like, great, love to hear it. And this one, it was like, okay, truth are there. Truth. Your husband's up in half is living in the beach, right? Batch.

No, I'm not. Yeah, this one, I was going to say this one, they don't even pretend to play the actual game. That's why it's fun. They just like it. Right? Let's play truth or death. Jesus, Jesus,'s fun. They just like it right. Let's play Trita Tec. Jesus, Jen's a stupid slut and she's getting cheated on she will in the family. Yeah, let this game. So first Emily has to lick Nipple. Taylor is dared to lick Emily's nipples

and so she looks over the bathing suit. And Emily's like, I don't know why she likes my nipples so much. Because she's been dared to lick them twice, you fucking ninkin' poop. Exactly. The lover, she's so funny about my life. I'm not a horror, I'm just bisexual. So, now Vicki's like,

why don't you have to choose one? Since when do we have to choose? Yeah, I mean, we can be everything. Let me live. So then Vicki is, she just, she just, she chooses, she wants Jen to ask her question. So Jen's like, oh, well, thank you so much for that opportunity, but I think that in this case,

that maybe someone who has a greater understanding of you Victoria would be a better choice because we don't have as much of a history. So I don't we know what to ask you. Okay, I got it. I think you and I have similar situations where we're in love with a bad, who might not be the best decision for us,

and you know what you got, but you just don't want to imagine life without it. So I have the same thing that you have right out, and I just wish I knew that what I know now. And she was like, Oh my God, just saying that to Jen, just that's not true. Like that's not what truth or there is. I truth or there is where you get to go around and say your own truth about other people. Yeah, you don't give truth bombs. You ask something. You answer something truthfully.

Anyway, your truth is a lie. Anyway, you were desperate for a man. So you picked some toothless hiccup at a Maryok conference hall, and you brought him a rack of porcelain, so he'd stay with you. Then you helped him lie about having cancerous, you could sell cancer insurance and herbal cancer remedies that you do nothing, you fucking sharton, hypocrite, asshole, cancer, fake, or scum,

and abuela. How dare you come after Mr. Furley face? Vicki can even get me to stand up for Mr. Furley face. Okay. Wow. Vicki sucks. How dare you, after your cancer scam, come back here and say this guy isn't who he's pretending to be. Get out of here, scam Vicki.

Vicki, man. So, so the scam. Tricky Vicki. Vicki. There's your podcast. There's your true crime podcast. Tricky Vicki. Tricky Vicky. There's your podcast. There's your true crime podcast. Tricky Vicky.

Tricky Vicky. So, Vingina's like, I had very high hopes for Victoria, but apparently she travels with a spoon because she's stirring that shit up. I'm like, you already did that one. You already did that one. You're so spoon. You're so spoon. Every handbag.

I did it. I did it. But I have to say all my favorite things are in this room. There's T-dos. There's French fries. And then there's also sweet potato fries just so you can feel healthy while you eat the other fries. Yeah, it's like the salad of fries. So Vicki's like, well, the treat that it comes up, you may see it now, you may see it three years ago, you may never see it. Okay, and I'm like, I think she's a sure-you're a warning.

Okay, so you're saying I should trust my god. I didn't trust my god. I didn't trust my god. That's how I went up with Steve. Okay, and he was a shit. Be a shit, Steve. Okay, so you're saying I should trust my god. She's like, I didn't trust my god. I didn't trust my god. That's how I went up with Steve. Okay, and he was a shit. Be a shit, Steve. Okay, sorry. Hello. Don't trust your god unless it tells you

to try to make buddy off of cancer that you know is fake. Okay, that's what you trust it. And Taylor's like, I feel like you're gone as really strong in your relationship because I hear you on the phone with Ryan constantly and I don't know one need'd have time to cheat, honestly. Oh yeah, man, you know, always use struggling to find time to cheat.

Yeah. Man, oh, fucking stick their dick in a mailbox if they thought it would get them off. Don't cheat whenever they want to. Okay. So Jim's like, well, look, I've heard everything that anyone else has heard. And there's nothing new to me here.

Unless someone is sitting on something that haven't told me, this is not a new conversation. So anybody, anybody? Vicki doesn't know me. Vicki doesn't know Ryan. Vicki knows Tamara. And clearly, obviously Vicki's hearing things for Tamara. And the producer goes, so Vicki, who do you hear that from? She says, who do you think?

Tamara, tell a fold, tell a tabra. Come on. Not even trying to hide it anymore. So they all go to bed. And Gina is now talking to Heather and Emily and she goes, was I the only one who thought it was weird that like Vicki was saying Ryan's a crappy boyfriend and like, Jen had no reaction. And Emma's like, well, she never does.

You know that we do Botox down here, right? Oh, it's not here in your budget, right? It's right, there's like, I just wish she just shut it down for once. And Emma's like, yo, it was just staring at her face, wondering like, are you gonna react to anything? And there's like, that's what I'm saying. No, of course she shouldn't react to anything.

You guys are giving her terror advice. That's exactly what they want. Yeah, although she should react, she shouldn't react to anything. You guys are giving her terror advice. That's exactly what they want. Yeah, although she should react because she's on a TV show. So Gina's like, you know what? Gen should be concerned about it. She should be angry about it. I'm going to say something to her. It's like, of course, you're going to say something.

Of course, you're going to try to like, people didn't react the way you wanted to react or what you would have reacted. So they're for their reacting incorrectly. That's not how life works. And she's also like, but shouldn't her question be like, who's this friend who's telling wants it to react or what you would have reacted. So they're for their reacting incorrectly. That's not how life works. And she's also like, but shouldn't a question be like, who's this friend who's telling of this information?

She knows it's Tamra. Look, everybody knows it's Tamra. It's so old at this point. So Vicki starts a fire in the room on accident. She's like a candle catches on something and a fire starts. And Taylor, surprisingly, the sober one of the cast, super weird, takes it and puts it in an ice bucket.

And she's like, okay, I'm the only one. Everyone got a bad except for me. I thought that was my hair. Or whoever's hair is attached to my hat right now. So, now it's day three and everyone's waking up. And there's just like silly wake up stuff, like Tamra and Vicki,icki are like cuddling in bed and everything like that.

There's some face timing with kids, like really the most boring thing that ever happens on vacations on these shows. And then they eventually all walk over to like the beach club and they have a private, a huge private cabana. And Heather's like, can we have some champagne please? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm carefree and fun. Vacation Heather, the most fun here champagne

everyone haha and then we find out that Shannon had a fit the night before because she found out it was gonna be a pool day and she doesn't want to be in a bathing suit because she's gained weight and everybody else is hot and now she has to be in a bathing suit and I'm not doing it, I already said it but she shows up and they do water aerobics anyway and she's fine. It's all fine. And she tells us that she, you know, last time she was in a bathing suit with these people, she was 20 pounds lighter and then they show something like from her first or second season and I'm like, you really do have blackout issues because you've literally been in

a bathing suit every single year on this show. There's never been a year. This is not to discount her own issues with herself. Listen, I talk about mine all the time. So, to my own detriment, probably, hopefully not to yours. But she planks out things, I think. So I was like, that was the last time you went to the beach. Come on, girl.

But she ends up being okay and they do water aerobics. Yeah, and they're doing this really cute guy named Miguel comes. They're doing water aerobics and then they're like, okay, Miguel, thanks. This is actually like too real, like pre-worked thinking this is just a silly exercise. This is like real exercise.

You can go now. You can go. Yeah, this is a cute scene you idiot. And he's wearing like a full black body suit type thing. And so they start teasing him and they're like, oh, so you're like a waltry inner two, but in a good way and he goes, no, no, I took it as funny as first

and Emily tries to start it, you know. Okay, what starts this? So here's what happens. So after the exercise, so Emily has like her hair, she has her hair in like a towel and she has sunglasses on. So someone, I think it's like maybe Taylor says she looks like Mrs. Datt fire.

And Tamra is like, oh my God, she was called Mrs. Datt fire and stuff. I love it. I guess this weekend. And so there's like, but stuff. I love because it's a compliment. It is, I've been told the wealthiest animal on Sesame Street. His elephant is an elephant. I've been told the wealthiest animal on Sesame Street. His elephant, his elephant, stupid. Took, no, he's not an elephant.

He's a made up character with a very long nose that drags on the ground. She goes, he's my favorite character. Okay, he was my best friend growing up. So I just want to clarify, my imaginary friend growing up was an actual imaginary friend. So it's almost like, it's almost like, Snuff Love Against was too poor

to even get into my imagination. So I just imagined the idea of the friend. I used to call him Mr. Alfredo Pugas. It's such a sweet. Well, I had to have my imaginary friend be imaginary because unfortunately he was too poor to get by the three gates that it requires to get into my imaginary friend slot. And June was like, I mean, this very one for him that he had an imaginary friend that could not talk be at. That's the case of all imaginary friends.

I hate to tell you, you know, an idiot, Gina. So, you know, the imaginary friend of this cast, Gina literal idiot of this cast. So, Shannon is like, I don't know, the mistress, what a snuffle up I guess is, but I think it's a big hairy up. What do you call that? What is it?

And then we cut to Tam, right? I'm like, it's a big hairy guy that runs the jungle. That's a squash hairy up. What do you call that? What is it? And then we cut to Tamar and say, it's the big hairy guy that runs the jungle. A fast squash. A squash. The squash. The butt of that fast squash. And she has like a big, big foot. A big foot, super hairy and big.

It's something that Bigger would call me, and I would say, wow, thanks, thanks a lot, David. I really appreciate that. And you can just eat another picture, but my vision is I appreciate that. Oh, but well trainer, you know, well trainer, you can actually be pretty Heather DeBrow. Yeah.

And Tim was like, yeah, I suck a Sask question and elephant mixed into my luck they ran into each other. And then, boom, it's nothing was fine. And Heather goes, yeah, you know, it's cute. Like how a dolphin trainer is cute. And I think it's so funny that that's Heather trying to play Housewives. Just like, ooh, I'm gonna say something really caddy because of that time,

they said I looked like a whale trainer in my body suit. Snuffle up, I guess. It's like, oh my god, those aren't even apples to apples. Like, I'm also, how hilarious that you're still carrying around that somebody calls you a whale trainer in a full length? She just didn't like the implication that she might have been on like the 1099. So Emily is like, I know. She's like, well, I thought that I like, it's like how Dolphin Trainers cute, but you didn't like Dolphin Trainers.

Well, I did think it was cute at first, but here's my point. It's not a big deal, just a point. If I wanted to interpret it differently, it could be negative. I'll finish it. We're done. Okay. Thank you. I understand. Well, I didn't mean it that way. So yeah, and she's like, yeah, I know you were just being funny, but I'm so were you. I get it. Okay. And Gina keeps tries to keep it going. She think, yeah, well, I would say that no one likes to be in Compied to a law, I'd say, a animal. And I'm like, you just watched it. They just watched it.

Heather doesn't want to have a conversation. No, you're not understanding. She said it was offensive to be called a well trainer, which is ridiculous, I get it. But you still blew her off her feelings because you thought they were stupid and now she's calling you snuffled up again and you're, she's blowing it off to get you back and now you're

going to take it all the way to the end of the reunion because you can't do anything but pick fights with people over stupid things. Please don't get into a snuffle up a guess long term fight. Please. It's too late. It's happening. So it's already happened. So all the reports from the reunion are like,

Muppet Fur was flying. And we brought out Snuffle Lubbig. Snuffle Lubbig is love what you've done with your bulbs. Hey ladies, as you can see, for this year, we may our sat look like Sesame Street. So everyone sits down for lunch now and there's like a bowl of Weenies, there's just it's not they're not weenies, but there's some sort of like weenie-shaped things I'm not sure they be sausages. I think sausages

Right, they looked lovely honestly. I wanted one and so they're calling them weenies And then they start joking about how Steve Steve Lodge had a tiny we we and then Vicki's like And you know what someone us was touching his wee wee and I didn't know that. So they're all joking. We wee wee wee wee wee wee wee, they're all talking about this. And then, they're all laughing.

They're all having a really good time. And then Gina turns to Jen and goes, doesn't it bother you that people still talk about Ryan? I'm like, well, go fuck yourself. This is like everyone's having a fun time. Everyone's having a nice time. And now you're a complete, you're accusing everyone of stirring up shit

and look at what you were literally doing right here during fun time mornings. Yup, and I'm just like, I just don't, I don't understand it. It's like, why do you not have a reaction? So Tim was like, oh wait a minute, I have you in the talking, come on. And then she was like, but I'm asking her if that comment you made last night. And she was like, but I'm asking her if that comment

you made last night. And she was like, you know what? This is why I didn't say anything last night because I've been here the whole time. And you haven't even been here the whole time with these girls, Vicki. And so I'm not gonna hold it against you. And Vicki goes, oh, I know.

I'm not thinking that she's saying, you got fired, Vicki. You're only a friend of. So you don't even know. And Vicki is so pissed. It's just, no, Vicki, I don't mean that. I don't mean because you're fired. I just mean, you know, I'm just saying that like, when you were saying that I thought you

were talking about your past relationships. Not mine. Not mine. So Emily's like, but isn't your first reaction to be like, who are our mutual friends? And Tamra's like, well, I think you know who the mutual friend is. And by the way, I'm cracking up this entire scene because the way Tamara is sitting and how she's being shot, she's sitting behind this big like floral arrangement

so you can only see her head. Her head is like above, it's just her head and then over flowers. So she's speaking of muppets, she literally looks like a little muppet, just like a head bobbing left and right, like being controlled by a hand and just like snapping at people.

I was cracking up every single time Tamara talked in the scene. So, James, like, why would you do that, Tamara? She's like, because we're not back class and we talk of time and she asked me what's going on. And she's like, I don't get you. Why do you always seem mean to me? And Tamara's saying she's not mean.

It's like the same fight we've heard 10 times the season, which is why I'm saying, okay, don't let go of a dish. I'm not malicious. I'm not malicious. I'm not mean about it. You're literally the meanest and most malicious about it. You want to put a pull it all out? I was at dinner with a friend the other night and she mentioned the girl's name who Ryan

sat with Alex. She's like, okay, well, so much for my attempt at discretion there. Thanks so much, Tamara. And so, Gendron's looks like you are so shameless. I'm trying to like not drag other people in this or try to like protect people. And that Tamara just puts a name just right out there. But also, Genghis keeps bringing stuff up on camera

that just makes her look worse. Like, why are you bringing this up? I guess she's doing it so Tamara can't do it either, but she's like, oh really, Tamara, you wanna get it out on the block? Let's talk about the girl that Ryan was fucking. Like, why are you bringing that into evidence? So, because you're like, okay,

so your boyfriend slept with the girl and you work out with her, is that what the, is that what the corrects of this is? And Jankus, I don't know her. I didn't know her at all. This is a girl that Ryan dated. And Tamer's like, oh, I said you'd never talk to her.

She's like, that is such a fucking baited question. And you know it. And that's why I just, I don't just say what, what do you, that's why I just want to say, what do you want a fucking say? Okay, because I was happy. I was like, okay, Jen's like, stop trying to trap me. What do you want to say? What do you want to try to bust me on? Just say it. Yeah. She's like, yes, I've talked to her and she said that you were you sat in the you said send me everything It's like I didn't I didn't say yes And so if you need my stir if you need my shit to air to make you more relevant than good for fucking you You've done a camera and then she's so correct that she gets a

I'm so proud of her. Jen Jen really signals that that was her first I was so proud of her. Jen, Jen really. She nailed it. That was her first. She really killed it. I was like, I made you more relevant because you don't fucking talk. So Jen's like, someone goes, but she is now, she is, okay, yes, she is now. She that's good points for that now because she is in the now.

That's fair, what's fair, what's fair? So Jen's like, they fucked each other. You know what that's like? It's like a fucking knife to my heart. Yes, yes. Oh, sorry's fam? What fam? What fam? What's fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam? What fam I'm staring, they were doing this all the time, they're doing it right now. Oh my God, she's texting me right now. It's a dick, I'm gonna stick it, they're doing it. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I hate she just murdered him. You're still on the snuff porn page, Tamra.

I thought I was looking up stuff, I guess. So, Jen's like, Jen's like, one time, and I was not with him. What do you know, Tamra? She was like, then he was sleeping with her, while you guys were dating. And then, you just take the nap, and I'm gonna with him. What do you know, Tamara? She was like, well, then he was sleeping with her while you guys were dating. And then you just take the nap and put it on her head. I get it, I get it, it's too good.

So Tamara's like, his center of text message, right? You guys were in a concert and said, yeah, go on, it's dead. And she goes, I'm naked in my bed. I know, I've seen that text, Tamara. I know I've seen it. And then Gina, I think Gina is with the rest of us.

I think we're all with Gina when Gina goes, but why are you still with this person? And because like, yeah, why are you protecting him? So she tells us that she does know about this. And you know, it's, she, they were on a break and it hurts us painful, but why did I have to keep talking about it every single episode, you know?

And so she's yelling at Tamer like, why is it your job to busy yourself in my pain? And she's like, because you don't set any emotion! Which is again, what we talked about in New York this week, typical abuser bullshit, where you have to break somebody down and make them cry. And then you give them an award for breaking down and crying

and act like you've saved them somehow. Would you just for the one to fucking for breaking down and crying and act like you saved them somehow. Would you just for the one to fucking break them down to ruin their life? Yeah. That's holes. Tamra's like, you say here, like this, thank you, how did it about it? It's like, welcome to Orange County, half the people walking around there, look like they've had a lobotomy, okay? I know, Jon's like, I paid a lot of money to look like this. I'll tell you.

It's literally a county built on freezing her face. So Jen's like, because it's easier, it's fucking easier. So she says, I tend to bring everything in and get quiet, and I process, and I think. And then once I had a breaking point, I can't even control it anymore. And then the top blows. And Tamara's like, you ruined your whole family

for this guy, and she's like, I didn't ruin my family. I fucking dare you, Tamara. Yeah, I dare you ruined your whole family for this guy. And she's like, I didn't ruin my family. How fucking dare you, Tamra? Yeah, I dare you. She slams the table. And Tamra's just doing that thing where she's doing her really, like fast forwarded head shaking, where she's like, you, you, you, you, you left for your pair, you left for your pair. You have all the person, he, and that's all the person, he's talking about you. And Vicky raises her hands like, oh my God.

Okay. I've done this. Okay. I'm gonna rest. I'm gonna help chin. And Vicky raises her hands like, oh my God, okay, I'm gonna be fine. I'm gonna be fine. I'm gonna be okay. I hope. Okay, okay, no, no, you can take me down to the office. Downtown. So Jen's like, say your facts, what do you know?

She's like, I'm not gonna say anything. So now all of a sudden, Tamara has nothing to say. And Jen's like, that's so fucking typical of you. So she starts to weep. And Tamara's like, everyone knows he's a player. You're a fucking mother in law knows he's a player. You're a freaking mother. I know he's a player because Emily is like Yeah, Perry knows because well Perry she works out at the same gym and she's heard that he's a player to yeah We're really does crack enough

Because that's hilarious when you're getting like your boyfriend is so bad that the 70 something your old woman is coming home To gossip about it. That is terrible But then Gina is like well, you know, I think the bottom line is Jen knows he's a player. Jen knows he's a douchebag. Jen knows he's a cheetah. Jen knows it's a dead end relationship. But it's her cheetah and player and dead end relationship.

Or, okay, and she chooses to be with him. That's her choice. And that's like, but she's not sitting here in pain because she's being asked about her relationship for the 14th time. She's upset about. And it's like, but she's not sitting here in pain because she's being asked about your relationship for the 14th time. She's upset about what's, oh no, this is Heather. She's like, she's upset about what's going on between the two of you, not because of a relationship.

So stop trying to make it about, you know, the relationship. And she goes, listen, we get it. He is a slut. He is a hoe. He's a jiggle of. We get it. What's the end game here? What is the end game? And so, Tamara's like, I mean, I'm sad. I'm talking about other guys. And just like I can't get over it. Because every time it just keeps coming up and I just

don't know what you want from me, Tamara. Like, what do you want? Tamara's saying I thought we were over this while she was the one actively resuscitating it so we can get back in the season after she started a wildfire without the Debros. So, Jen's so term is like, I don't like that you're with him. I'm sorry. It's hard for me to hold back. I did the same thing with Vicki. I should have learned my lesson, but I didn't end up the other day. I was fucking right! I'm Vicki's like, but you know what? We got to find out for herself, Tepa. We got to find out for ourselves. And that first step. We got to find out for ourselves. And, uh, Tamer's like, yeah, but don't lie to yourself. I mean, come on, don't lie to us. That's what you're food. She and you fake fendy. Oh my god. I was so

embarrassed. And Gina doesn't even look embarrassed. And isn't she currently wearing a fake Versace sweatshirt? Or did she take it off? Because it was like right around her point. She took it off and she put it in her, she put it in her pocketbook, which was really just the pizza box from last night that she attached pipe cleaners to and put it over her shoulders. It's so funny to me about that stuff is everybody who sees you guys with your Versace is all over your outfit. Think she looks so fucking stupid. That's what I don't get like I guess they don't care because we're poor I guess in their mind, but you all look like idiots with your fake stuff. Even when it's real You just look like, help a baby.

You know what I mean? Help a baby. So now Tamara is like, Taylor takes Jen to go for a walk and then Tamara just hit the table, like her head darting back and forth, like in full puppet form and she's like, I'm honest. Be fucking smart. And that's where it ended. It was an hour's where it ended.

Hilarious. So good. This show. Oh my gosh. It's a fun show and they did do the reunion this week. So I'm so excited to see what hop on. It's gonna be a good one. Everybody come back to model for some Southern charm. It'd be different. I did it. Southern charm for you and come listen to our bonus. We're about to do it. Who knows what that's going to turn into, but I'm going to tell you. It's going to be something. Okay. It'll be fun. Thank you guys. Bye. Bye.

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