Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Floral Agreement

Episode Date: January 7, 2022

This week on Real Housewives of Orange County, Sweet James officially serves Noella divorce papers... with a side of flowers. Plus, Dr. Jen tries to start up a fight, and Heather takes Gina to the races.Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/60822019Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch what crap is watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is What happens What What Hello and welcome to Watcher Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Madelker, joining me today as a man who I will always take to a horse race. In fact, I'll bet on him too. It's Mr. Ronnie Carram.

Hey, Ronnie, what's going on? Well, hi, I just noticed that you changed your camera angle. Oh, god, now you've seen my anti-waving arm. Sorry, everybody. It's all right. Okay, really? You think you're gonna have a taller head than me? I don't think so.

I don't think so. Hi, Ronnie, how are you? I'm good, how are you, babe? I'm good, it's crap is on demand today. That's why we're comparing head sizes. I changed my angles, so I have this desk. I got this desk famously a few months ago. I'm not really famous, famously in my own mind.

It's a standing desk, and I got little wheels on, little casters. I was like, you know what? There's a reason why I got these, so I can rotate this desk and get a prettier wheels on, little casters. And I was like, you know what, there's a reason why I got these. So I can rotate this desk and get a prettier backdrop. So now windows, we have windows since I don't have all the, I have one piece of artwork that you gave me for my birthday, but it's not hung yet and I don't know where to really place it properly. So.

Oh, I know. I don't think I'm over in that. It's just going to be in the bathroom. No, no, no, I love it. I just, I have this bulletin board here. I've got to move the bulletin board. I got to set up a whole wall. We're going to, it's a project now, but I'm excited.

Yeah. I'm going to build it. Build it out. Oh, good. Yeah, you've got to have like a little, a little hanging project. I know, because it looks so cute on your screen. That took for, you know, it takes forever to do a hanging thing. It's like the stuff sits around and then you're like,

oh, maybe I shouldn't just use screws this time. And then you have to measure things, but then you realize you don't understand measuring and it doesn't work, right? I mean, that walls basically a wall of holes behind me. Okay, there's like a million holes in the wall because I couldn't get shit right. But you know what?

Like, that's it. Well, I was hoping to use my bulletin board to start collecting fun things and I would just start pinning them onto the bulletin board to start collecting fun things and I would just start pinning them onto the bulletin board so it would make its own background because I already have a gerinda card. I have a badge from just for laughs. I have a picture of me and Dom. I have the agree sign from when we're watching Happens Live and I have a card that says Giovanni. So I was like, okay, this is the beginning of like a scrapbook thing and then I think I'll move the board over,

put the thing that you sent me like like we're gonna work on that. And I'm really excited. So by the way, if anyone has any fun things to go to my bulletin board, I guess I'll just solicit that now. You go to our website and send some fun, I don't want to do that. I won't do that because I don't have too much stuff

and I don't wanna. Okay, let's start the show. Let's start the show. Okay guys, getting rolling. Starting the show, but first before we start the show, tomorrow the crappy nominations officially come out. We delayed them like three times this week, but they are officially coming out tomorrow.

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Okay, Noella's marriage is nuts. Like her husband came out with that video last week, which actually, you know, it give us till next week, I'll download it so we can play it on here because it is just a mind fuck. And then Jen's lawsuit, there's some lawsuits against Jennifer Armstrong. And I mean, there's some lawsuits against Jennifer Armstrong and I mean,

there's just a lot, you know, they hired people this time around with a lot of baggage, which I mean, thank you. Thank you. Nobody wants Santa bringing a real housewives show with nothing in the sack. This is some baggage. I know. I'm really happy. I'm really happy that they they've like really leaned into baggage cast members So the episode begins I was like what happened in the last episode and of course How can I forget like the most epic way to end the year is Heather DeBro saying my turn? Okay, if you ever come after me or my family ever again You're going to lose a lot more than just my friendship You will lose

Stories about how I was on hot and Cleveland and not question Rossi, okay? You will miss stories about Reba Mac and Tyre I am going to pass between ever Re-sit love ball and you will watch me do it. Oh my God. Oh my God. We'll defend my family at Ripa McIntyre to the end.

So then, so it's like previously, and then we see all the previous leads, and it's like, my turn. I think they start with that, so that they can do the whole monologue again as we open the show. It opens with that. If you ever come after me or my family again. I mean, the whole thing.

I just was expecting some kind of beep like at the end, you know? It's like a voice mail from hell, a voice mail greeting from hell. I think I should record then just leave that as voice Miles for people sometimes Or have I just like next time Jen Shaw calls with like about the warranty? Like your car's warranty is up if you ever Come for me or my family again You're going to it's a lot more than just a car warranty

Yeah, I know I've always thought that, you know, everybody's saying, oh, Heather, writing her lines, I think that Heather has just used the speech for so many things in the past that she can just whip it out again. You know, it's like old camp stories for Heather, because you know that she's used this at like, what would be her version of my raw stress for less, like it customer service? Ma'am, do you have the receipts? If you ever come for me or my family, ever, okay.

Ma'am, I'm sorry, I've L.A. is actually $12, not $2, if you ever. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here again. You're going to lose a lot more than just my car. Oh, so she's like, I thought you and I were good.

And this was basically a big fuck you to meet, Shannon. And Shannon's like, well, I mean, I'm sure it felt devastating. I feel, I feel, Jess. Wow, wow, I feel horrible, Heather. I'm gonna be honest, I'm not sure I trust you. But I am willing to forgive you. I didn't have anything more to say, but I needed more positive so I split the U into two words.

Thank you. I'm death. You know, it's funny because her monologue is so bontially scary. Like, it's really scary. And then she sort of pivots to like, I was just a big fuck you, Shannon. She saw, saw me go start speaking like, shucky green, like, you know what,

Shannon, it was just a little, it was, it was a, it was a fuck you. I'm like, what is this pivot that Heather is making? She's the worst. And it's not scary. I mean, anybody who's ever been in service knows this lady, you know, or man, but you know, we all know Heather. We all, yes, we all know her. The whole, I will speak, it's like total Karen vibes, you know, I will speak to the manager and if this effort happens again, I will. Oh, okay, to leave now, please, leave your 10% and go, okay. But that being said, the fact that she like trots out this monologue, which I think is

one of her most like chilling monologue she's ever had. And she trots it out on like Shannon Bedouard who is like all supplicant and already kind of like, but that like it's, it's basically like taking an ax out and swinging it at a bunny. And I'm not saying that Shannon's innocent. I'm just saying comparatively. Shannon's just there saying,

Heather, I just, I just want to say, hey, if you'll, if you ever come after me, it's like literally going and finding a baby and yelling at a baby. And it's just like it's so excessive. But like that's what it's like. It's like seeing a really skinny main G,

you know, a band and dog on the side of the freeway and just like slowing down your car and then throwing a Diet Coke can have just said driving off, you know. Like band and dog on the side of the freeway and just like slowing down your car and then throwing a diet coat can have its head driving off. You know, like what are you doing? Like it's jamming. She's already. And also it's a bad move on housewives. I mean, I know that Heather thinks she's like the queen or whatever, but it's a bad housewives move to give Shannon the ultimate victim, all of this victim ammo, because really Shannon's sitting there like, okay, well I am so sorry, you know, I've made horrible hefty some judgments, I mean this pony

tell for one, just look at it, I thought someone was pulling my hair since I left house, it's like, oh it was Gina, I offered her a free box of rigatoni per month from her favorite Italian deli if she would put your hair all day, it's like you're making Shannon even more of a victim. So Shannon's acting like, oh, she's just gonna sit here and say sorry, but Shannon is gonna leave there. You know she's gonna leave this scene and for the next few weeks, she threatened my family.

How do you, oh, oh, which is what she does most this episode. Yes. I can't even, leave it 30 to 40 threats against my family. So then Heather of course, then obviously, of course she trots out this one.

Shannon is not crying because she feels bad. Shannon is not crying because she has remorse. Shannon is crying because she got caught. It's like, okay, well, yeah, of course she is, but also she didn't get caught. She didn't get caught. She didn't get caught. She literally was like saying something to Gina and Emily, like, that's so strange that they would be friends with her when she sued her.

And then Gina turned it into a whole thing. Shannon was not the one who deserved getting this monologue. I agree, and Heather's made this such a big deal that people have run to help to read her husband's real plastic surgery reviews, which I suggest you all too, because they're hilarious. But don't tell anyone because she will cut f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f- Let me up so everyone can throw lunchmeats at me, please, I deserve it ever! Heather, I just want to say thank you for at least not picking up Spartan races, which is the traditional activity one does before they leave me behind in the dots.

So, um, excuse me, she's like, I made a huge mistake. Huge, I will never. Stuff cream cheese and salmon, again, I will never do a huge mistake. Huge mistake, huge. And Heather goes, thank you. I appreciate it, don't fuck with my family. See, I'm not going to, I'm not going to, and I would like to add one more thing to the topology.

It's a tincture, it's a tincture, not a water. Okay, thank you, I promise. And so then Heather's like, pinky swear, pinky swear. So then they pinky swear, is super rich. Bazaar energy Lichy say little tree branch comes out I know it's like trying to catch Dorothy going down though yellow brick road really slowly That's a branch of the tree from Boulder guys

That's not a pinky. That's a branch of a tree from Boulder, guys. So Shannon's like, when Heather and I were first getting to know each other, it was very difficult because I wasn't getting, I wasn't used to getting kicked out of a home before. Remember that? Let's roll that beautiful bean footage down there it is. Ba-ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Oh, keen wild footage. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Act one is done. Now you need to apologize for my husband. You need to apologize to Terry. Okay places for act two places Reset reset to set please okay Five minutes to curtain okay, so then

So the thing is that normally when this happens on a on a housewife show when someone pulls the now I want you to apologize to my son or I want you to pause. Usually people are pretty resistant, but Shannon, Shannon's like, well, I guess I just have to take it on the chin. It's kind of my thing in life, you know. So then hopefully Terry will victimize me as well. I've got my tank half full of victim juice. So bring it on I feel like hathor is my my school teacher lecture me I'm a 57 year old woman. Oh god. Oh, 57 years old. Wow So then we see Terry talking to Jennifer and Jennifer's like, but I've met you

I've met you at your surgery party or your surgery center with Jay and he's like, you met me? Wow, what did I draw on your face with a sharpie? I may forget a before face, but I never forget the pictures I draw on them. What was that? How lucky that you got to meet television zone Terry DeBro.

Me. So, so Heather's like, can I borrow you husband? Okay, Shannon wants to apologize but not in front of other people I'm like no Shannon does not want to apologize. She never say anything about other people. You've created this narrative But continue. Yeah, she doesn't want to do it in front of other people But I'll make her do that later and then she can apologize in front of our staff And then I'm taking her to Best Buy so she can apologize in front of their staff Also, I need to go there anyway so I can get a ring camera for her front door so every time she comes home she can apologize to us via video camera!

Ha ha ha ha! Well, I just want to let Terry, I mean, Heather DeBro know that she's not the only one who can do a monologue around here. Okay, boys! Here we go! Hi, Terry, so listen, I just want to let you know I am so so sorry for any hurt that I've caused and we all know you're a brilliant brilliant surgeon who lives up to the name botched and with an impeccable reputation what I do was wrong. I'm not sure what I did, but whatever it was was wrong and I'm just not that type of person and in due time I hope that you'll both be able to see that and to show that I'm a good person I'm going to brush this June bug off your shoulder oh look at me and it cuts to it cuts to Heather notting and smiling proudly like look at her apologize incorrectly very good very good and he's like well the thing for me was I just didn't understand why I mean it was so long ago

It was not even a thing you know as you can tell by my wife losing her shit Threatening to quit the show and yelling at the entire camera crew of real-house last-for-wrench camp He was not even a thing at all But I appreciate that and hopefully you'll see that I'm as nice as the Claymation Christmas film character that I've turned my face into. Okay, it's been great, great talk. And he basically adopts the tone of like,

it's, I haven't actually watched Botched, but I have to imagine at the end of, like, there's always gonna be a scene where someone comes and crying about their faces. Don't worry, we're gonna fix you right up Okay, don't you worry like that was the tone. It was very much like a made for TV. Everything's gonna be okay kind of voice Yes, now you're just gonna be kind of ugly Okay, we're gonna get this fix so then Shannon does her

You have a tune bug. Okay. I'm gonna get that off you so she starts brushing his shoulder and he looks so annoyed He gives this look to the camera like you fucking kidding me with this and there they go. Wow like a dog But the squirrel Hello, can we clear the June bug this is not part of the scripts. Okay, thank you. He's like, you know what? I appreciate your apology. Let's just move on. Let's just forget about it. She goes, oh, okay, well, you're drawing on my forehead now. Okay. Well, you know, just a little lift in your temples. Okay, full circle on the nose. This wash is off, right? No, it's a Sharpie. See me soon. My may be annoyed with you, but I can't let someone in need walk around looking like a nine-week-old potato.

I'll see you soon. Okay. Hey, and just to show that Heather and I are totally okay, we're gonna give you a good old fashioned to bro laugh. Okay, ready? Here we go. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh, so then we cut to Nuala, Gina, and Evoli talking. And I mean, this is Gina just stop.

I mean, Gina's just really around here to lick some butt hole anyway, and it's gross. You know, it's like a poor person that sees the scissors palace luxury mall for the first time. I'm like, wow, is that a channel purse? I mean, Gina's whole attitude. Anyway, she's getting them all to do that. She's getting them all to do that. She's getting everyone to do the Charlie's Angels pose, which is the most basic of all housewives moves.

So they're posing and then Terry and Terry and Heather are looking at the food on the buffet. And he's like, wow, honey, look, there's a full fish thing there happening. It doesn't really look like Nobo to me. So I think anything that's not No boo is really not fish, okay? Yeah, it's no boob it's spelled n-o space b-o-o No, boo

So now we see like everyone at the buffet and I mean Shane is so he is I feel like last season He got like an okay at it. So like, oh, Shane's not so bad. Shane is such a fucking puss. I'm sorry. He's sitting there, the people in line with him are faking it and he just like cuts in and doesn't even say, oh excuse me. He just sort of like, the sort of block expression is like, oh, or grabs the food. And it's just like, who is this little troll, right? So, he just goes and grabs the food and I got really mad. And then, I feel like it just cut in front of me,

just saying, just saying. He's like, I mean, didn't you know I'm the man? That's what people keep telling me. Weird episode, where two of the men are calling themselves the man. Yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah, because it happens again with Shannon's dad. Shannon's dad's like, oh yeah the man. Yeah, yeah. Right. Because it happens again with Shannon's dad.

Shannon's dad's like, oh yeah, man. Didn't you know I'm the man? Weird. So then Shannon has now retreated to her boyfriend, John. And he's like, so Heather and her gracious, he's like holding his cocktail already like, clearly wasted. Like in that wasp way where he's very still, but he's clearly wasted. And she was like, Terry was gracious Like in that wasp way where he's very still, but he's clearly

wasted. And she has a great, Terry was gracious, but Heather threatened me. Not only will you use me as a friend, she said, you'll lose a lot more. And that's not a threat. It's a promise. I'll tell you one thing. I was scared. And so we're all the June bugs. It was a terrifying moment. She said that June bugs a Twitter. I'll tell you that much. And he's like and then he drew a penis on your face Oh, he said it was a nine-week-old potato. Is it a penis? It's like, but you're my non-newy-gold potato And that doesn't sit well with me. She's like Okay, it's okay. I promised myself I wouldn't start the victim storyline and tough tomorrow But okay, we'll start now. We'll start now

That's just not okay. And to show how upset I am, I'm just gonna stand here and drink more of this vodka. I'm going to say nothing. It's like, oh, I've never had this kind of support before. He's not even eating potato chips while he says that. Ha ha ha ha ha. Potato vodka, yes, but potato chips, male.

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action Nicole's point or Noella's point so goes up to Nguella and she's like, honestly, if you need us, I know we don't know each other very well, but you know, dot, dot, dot, I'm rich. You're poor now. So I'm the lady from the, I'm the lady from the mall house. You can probably see it from whatever motel you're staying in. I just wanted you to know that you can call us. We've got a new recording of Shannon apologizing, so that's really fun. Just ring the bell. It goes off. If you ever want to go to Delmar race track, here is a portable television where you can

watch us on it. You'll feel like it's just there. Oh, so then we go to Jen and Nicole talking, by the way, Nicole, somebody said on, I think, reddit. I mean, it wasn't me who said it. I just thought this was so funny. Someone said, Nicole looks like somebody played a gotcha with her nose. Like, you know, where you do the contra, but they meant it. That's so, they meant it. Like they actually got her nose, you know, she's got her, she's got your nose and they did.

I got it. She's basically Jessica Rabbit, right? Like she has Jessica Rabbit makeup this entire episode. She's got Jessica Rabbit. She does. Actually that makes me like her a lot more because I love me, Jessica. Why don't you do right?

But you don't have to have some other man do. She doesn't have the attitude though. She has Jessica Rabbit face, but I don't know, Daffy Duck energy. So in animation, they cast multiple people to do win role. You know, she's the face model and they got kicked out for the rest. She's a Jessica, not some Jessica Rabbit fit model.

So, so Dr. Jen is telling us like, well, my main issue with Noella is that she's acting very rude and snotted to me for apparently no reason. And we see this like one piece of evidence they have is Noella, like when Dr. Jen at that party was saying something about like, the polite thing to do is for someone to talk to a host

or whatever and Noella goes, oh, I don't think that's an ugly post. And now Dr. Jen is just running with that. Yes. And I love the stuff that comes out. Okay. So we'll just keep talking about it. So, um, the crib dad. So Jen's like, well, she's just not like speaking to me. And of course, that is so weird. She should talk to her. So she goes over to Noella. Well, Nicole starts it off because she goes, Noella, what do you have in that huge cup of yours?

And she goes, well, it's a big cup condo night. Okay. So Jen's like, can we talk? So she pulls her over to the side. And she's like, I feel like there's tension with you. Like, I know you're going through a lot and I don't want to like have stuff. So like, if there's stuff that you want to talk about, like, I'd love to just like talk about the stuff and know what it's like, mm-hmm. Okay. So how many times have we met each other?

Anyway, she's like five or six. We've met two times, twice, two times. I was like, oh, well, the bubble,a big club, I went at Beach Club and I just ended up at Pralman's house. So like one time at Pralman's house. So Nuala already knows what Jan is trying to do. Nuala has no patience for it. She's not like, she's having a bad week. And Nuala, I'm Dr. Jan should have just gone.

I'm been like, excuse me, I just wanna say something you've been kind of a bitch to me. Like this is Nuala, she's doing the fake thing. Like if there's anything that I've done, I like just let me know. So then, which is a lie, she doesn't want to know if she's done anything wrong because no one will tell her and she doesn't want to hear it, right?

Right, but this is also two people who were so desperate to be on this show. I mean, they were trying so hard. One of the things in the sweet James video as he's talking about how they moved to Puerto Rico, but then they bought that, they got a house in Orange County for her to live in to be on the show because she was trying so hard to get on the show.

So they're both at Bronwyn's house, who's really the epitome of thirst on the show. I mean, and that's saying a lot for housewives. I mean, Bronwyn was like constantly trying so hard, you know, and then you've got these two who kind of sucker onto Bronwyn to get on the show. And so now they're mad at each other about things that happened during one of those sessions where they were both trying. So I mean, it's just so desperate and like fun.

You know, it's so like I love doing. You know, it's like this is great. Yeah, it's like all the understudies are getting to finally come on and they're working so hard. Yeah, I mean, you gotta start in the chorus, you gotta start ensemble before you're the lead, right? I think. No. No, that actually is true. No.

But you do, most of the time you do, but no, you don't have to. But you know. You have to start on the traveling tour before you get to Broadway. And we have proof. So then, no Ellis, like, yeah, I met her through our mutual friend, you know, both times it was superficial and then strangely, like a little too familiar. Like, she was very quick to do a selfie and that gave me like a weird vibe. Like, who is this girl?

Oh my god, people in OC doing selfies? That is great. I've never heard of that. I actually think this is fair. I like assuming it's accurate, you know, but I can see, I mean, from everything we've seen with Dr. Jen, she is the type that will run up and be like, oh nice to meet you, oh we should do a selfie.

Like, you know, you don't wanna do like a, someone you just met like on a friend level. Like if I went and I, if I like ran into Shadei on the street, I might say, hey can we do a selfie? But like if it's just like I just met your friend, if I just like met Trisha for the first time, I might say, hey, can we do a selfie? But if it's just like, I just met your friend, if I just met Trisha for the first time, I was like, oh, hi, nice to meet you. Oh, we should do a selfie, Trisha.

That'd be kind of weird, right? I mean, kind of, but I'm getting that Noel is acting like she wants a selfie with me, like she's famous, you know? Like, who is this girl? But I don't know, but then we find out. I don't think it's a fame thing. I think it's just like a, I don't know, but then we find out it's a fame thing. I think it's just like a

I don't know some people just have boundaries that are just like whoa you're being too familiar like we're not at selfie level I mean, but no well is saying too familiar, but then at the same time she's like oh my god You're mad so bisexual too And then walking in and like sobbing like everyone's her best friend about her marriage I mean no well is really not coming from a place to judge. So I love that she does because it really suckers Nicole and Jennifer into showing exactly who she is. Yes. And it was killing me.

So then Jen's like, well, I mean, is there something I've done to you that upset you? And Noelle is like, yes, it's not upsetting. It's just a survey, just weird. I mean, like two weeks ago, you posted a picture of yourself poorly lit thanking your patients and you tagged me in it. And I work exclusively with a specific med spa for years. And I had to report it to Instagram to have it removed.

You're right. You're right. Hello, Instagram. I'd like to report a poorly lit photo that's violating my exclusivity with a med spa, thank you. I mean, what do you choose as the reason when they give you the reason? Bullying an harassment, you know?

So funny. So, Jen's like, I don't even, and you know Jen's lying because she does the house-wise, pull tail, hair pull tail, where she starts pulling her own hair. She's like, I don't even and you know Jen's line because she does the house-wise pull tail hair pull tail where she starts pulling her own hair She's like I don't even like remember attacking you like so. I'm sorry if that upset you and while it's like who Tags someone they've only met twice. I mean in a photo of themselves this not even a cute one I got the photo was fine by the way be, and I'm not a fan job, Dr. Jent, and Sam, I thought the photo was fine. The defense was good though. This is just cracking me.

It's like your first big housewife fight, and they're both being so stupid. So, Nicole's like, no, Jent's like, I feel like I'm dealing with a child who's throwing a temper tantrum. This is when I'd call Ryan, and so, Nual's like, you know what I'm thinking? You're thirsty.

Like, let's get this girl some lemonade. And she's like, I'm not thirsty. Luminate. No, I'm not thirsty. You're thirsty. Luminate for Jen, please. And, and Jen's like, what are you talking about? She was, we'll at Brahman's house

when you were there for the party that night. She's just, yeah. And you literally that night we're saying, my god, it's Tom Ford. And I found that very offensive actually. Yeah, that her God is Tom Ford. Oh, she said, my God is Tom Ford. Yes, so Jen is very Christian.

You know, Jen is like, I'm very Christian and that was very offensive. I mean, ladies, you got pregnant. You got pregnant while you were married to someone else with someone who was also married to someone else. You can drop a holy roller bullshit. Okay, you fucking hypocrite. Breakfast buffet too, by the way.

I'm not gonna say anything else. I'm not gonna say anything else. So I thought, I thought when she's, I thought when she's, wait, so wait Ronnie. So I was already confused because, I thought she said,

I think you're right, because later on it's referenced again, and then I was even confused because I thought she said, I think you're right, because later on, it's referenced again, and then I was even more confused. But I thought originally that Noelle had said, my God, it's Tom Ford, and maybe she got the designer wrong on something in that offended gen. So, Jen is actually offended because Noelle took the Lord's name in vain by saying Tom Ford is God.

Yes, she's mad that she's like, just in God. Wow, take it to the crystal of the Edelgen. Okay, so funny. So, Jen's like, no, while it goes, oh God, please be relevant somewhere else. Okay, bye. And Jen's like, okay, I will be relevant somewhere else because I don't want to be relevant to

you because you're a mess. Jen's a one season. I think Jen's a one season. Do you, is it just me? Are you getting Teddy Melon camp vibes from her? Like, Teddy Robbins. She's like all of those people robbing to one side. Right? Like Robin, I, well, you don't, you don't like Robin as much as I do. I do, but I mean, I appreciate Robbins, you know, well you don't like Robin as much as I do. I do, but I mean, I appreciate Robin's contribution, which is not much, but you need that sometimes.

Like everyone can't be a just out. Yeah, but whoa, Ronnie, wow. But like that being said, like there was something about Dr. Jens kind of like sarcastic, like, like, you're a mess, kind of thing. I was like, oh God, she's giving me Teddy. Yeah, it's like good one, good're a mess. Kind of thing. I was like, oh, God, she's giving me Teddy. Yeah, it's like good one. Good one, Teddy. Um, so, uh, Heather's like, Jen, are you okay?

And Jen's like, no, I'm not okay. Literally, Noelle just went off on me for tagging her in a picture. And told me I was thirsty and she's getting me a glass of lemonade and to be relevant somewhere else. And Heather goes, um, can you explain the lemon thing to me? I don't really get that. I don't like pops of color. I just have a gray house.

So I don't have yellow things inside my house. So I'm usually lemons. So then, um, so yeah, no one else telling also the stories like inside. So then Heather's like, so you know, it's funny. I heard something that she said about me earlier. And we see a flashback of Nicole telling her that what Nuella said about her. And she goes, I'm choosing just to let it go. And by letting it go, I mean, I'm going to bring it up right now. It's the hold on to it. But sometimes when people are in a bad place, they lash out. She's very, very poor right now. She barely even belongs in this group.

So my thing is this, let's go in the kitchen, we'll get a ladle and start feeding her soup so she gets used to what the rest of her life will be. You know what, I think what we should really do in this situation is donate our kids old toys. That's what we should do. Just put them in a box and give them to her. Okay.

So, so Jen's like, I don't think being on kind and rude and condescending to people is ever the answer. And so, Noella hears her because she's like right inside. So, Noella comes out and she's like, what are you doing right now? What are you doing, Noella? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what are you doing? No, no, no, no, no, no. I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And she's like, um, you just said I offended your religion by saying Tom Ford is God, and that is ridiculous. Like, I just had the worst week of my life, sweetheart. I just reached out to you.

You are a red little girl, a red little girl. Okay, we can't do this at two parties. It's just too much. Yes, we can, Heather. It's called having a good season, Shush. And she's telling Shannon, like their friends. She's like, oh, we just can't keep doing this at parties. She's like, Mr. Shannon is if she didn't just give Shannon

a terrifying monologue. Also, by the way, I know. So, Heather's like, guys, listen, it's James Knight. I mean, the poor guy passed by a bar. And we're supposed to be celebrating it. Okay. He failed past the bar. Come on.

There's a whole fish inside there that, I don't know where that came from, but sort of smells like a glad bag, but we can't ruin that. Oh, thank you, Shane. Thank you. Thank you for the snickers. He literally just passed me another bar. I mean, can we just celebrate properly? Wait, are you telling me you, Shane. Thank you. Thank you for the snickers. He literally just passed me another bar.

I mean, can we just celebrate properly? Wait, are you telling me that, Shane? I've been calling him off-ridden all night. I thought for sure he worked this party. So then Shannon is inside with Al Gore looking at the buffet. And she's like, oh, I'm a buffet. I don't really know what any of this food is. What is this? A fish? Oh, it's a fish I think. Oh, what is this? A radish? Honey, I don't know what kind of food this is. Fishes and radishes. Where are we? Wait, are there two kinds of rice? Two, two kinds of starches? Is that what I'm supposed to see? It's greens, it's carbs, two different types of the same carb. What sort

of cool joke is this? Double whammy rice. Sounds great. So she's like, what is this? And you should definitely have this, honey. And it's just a giant onion. I've never seen this dish, have you? I don't know. I didn't know.

It looked like it was wrapped in. Everything was individually wrapped probably for some sort of COVID protocol for a time. Oh, I thought it was just big, like, marinated onions or something. I didn't know it looked like it was actually a Persian spread. I'm assuming because of Shane's family. So I was a little unfamiliar with the onion components.

Yeah, I was too. I'm curious. So anyone explained it to us, please, I'd love to know. Because I love and I love. We'd love to know that we'd love to know the history on that onion. Yeah, I'd love it. I love an and I love. We'd love to know that we'd love to know the history on that onion. Yeah, I'd love an onion because it like, it reminds me that I'm human because tears come out

and I'm like, oh my God, I'm not a complete sociopath. I always think of it. I'm trying to look everybody. I'm like on Instagram stories. Look at me, crying, feeling things. I was thinking of this one movie I want, so I called Hero with Gina Davis and Dustin Hoffman and Gina Davis gives a speech She's up there and she's like

What life is like an onion and you peel and you peel and you peel and in the end? There's no core. I was like you get them Gina Davis. You tell the truth So it was like eighth grade of really mental so So anyway So there are everyone's like at the party eating. Everyone's having a fun time except for Shane who's sitting there like, and then Heather's like, oh, it's a hookah. Oh, oh, hookah and the Cole's like, oh, I'm down for hookah.

You are, smoke the hookah. Look how much fun I am. I am fun, Heather to bro. I chose this time from 855 to 903 to have fun. So you guys come join me fun at the hookah. Hmm. So then they go sit down with the table and Heather sitting at the other side of the table from the other side of the table from sharing and she's like, well, Heather's ignoring me. Look at that. Look at that.

Heather is ignoring me. She's telling her, well, I know. And now, let's listen, you're good. OK. You did the apology tour. You did, like, 2.0 even, not just 1.0. I mean, I didn't coastline on that apology, by the way, but you're like, you're good.

OK, you're good. And meanwhile, Heather DeBrow is giving big time cast party energy in high school. She's like, so can I meet your boyfriend? Hi, I'm Heather DeBrow from television and I'm Rich. Hi, hi Gina's boyfriend. Listen, we are going to Del Mar, to race track with horses, horses or creatures with four legs, there which people own and bet on, do you want to come? Hmm, well, typically you don't invite people to infant, well, when there are other people around.

I apologize to Heather DuBrow, but that wasn't good enough. So I'm not, I'm not officially blacklisted on the Dubro blacklist of Heather Dubro. I was written a Dubro blacklist of Dubro things to blacklist. I'm on that. How do you like that, Al Gore? How do you like that? The stinks, please put that in the screen with the onion down. I was kidding when I said you should read that.

These, these years are authentic tears, not from your onion. Okay? Just call me James Spader, because I blacklisted. So Emily gives a toast. She was like, all right, I wanna make a toast. I wanna toast a shame for taking the bar exam. When you had a wife and five children. I'm for since I'm the wife.

Oh. I'm fissons on the WIFE! Ugh! KILLS ON THE WIFE! Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what I'm married to. We don't agree on much, but we agree on that. Continue. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no that one up every one. It's in front of you on the buffet line. You're about to get a double serving. So then belly gathers gone. By the way, just note that Emily toasted the shame, taking the bar exam, not taking it and passing it on his own merit.

Well, at least she didn't diss him in front of everybody, which is what I was expecting. I thought it was gonna be like, shame passed the baram after 19 tries and having the standards lowered for him. It only took 20 years after you graduated. Lost school. So then, belly dancers come and they all put

on the belly dancer belt, and of course, it's like another house-wise belly dancing moment. And Gina, of course, Gina says the most Gina thing that's ever been Gina. She's like, it feels like if me any pick, and I like it. I just love the way she reduces cultures down to just like accessories.

Well, not just that, just like Fannybacks. Fannybacks, you just Fannybacks. Commissions, here comes one right now. So then we get a weird shot of Larry Shane's father inside the door looking at everybody. That was the weirdest shot. He's just like, because Perry, Perry's like dancing and then just got the Larry be like, like, this is where Shane gets it. So now we go to it's the next day or whenever and Shannon brings her daughters to a fancy restaurant on the beach and she meets

up with her father, Jean. And so also, Sophie is there with her boyfriend, Reese, who has, you know, like all the charisma of a David Bedouard, I would say. Yeah, I'm not so fused, like the kind of boring one, I guess, in this. She's like, you know, good for you. I think that means you're going to have a longer life. I think boring people live longer, you know? She's like the good older sister who is sort of boring because like like she's the one who probably had to kind of like tend to her Sisters while Shannon and David were like being disasters and now she has wound up with this guy Reese who

Inspiracy of podiatrist, which is exciting and he's like yeah A podiatrist like okay great exciting couple here So Shannon's like well first of all the dad orders escargot which I think is hilarious because you know he's 92 and everything he says in this is like well Dean Martin you know I just love that they're still escargot somewhere in general you know he he is fully like a madman character like he he like he worked at you know Sterling Cooper it's a yes So he's like a Don Draper type. So Shannon's like, wow, you know, that, that.

We took Sophie and Reese to quiet woman for dinner, and we heard there was a man named Jean there the night before her. He's like, yeah, yeah, that's me, I'm the man. And she's like, wow, Jean the machine. That's the new name my dad is giving himself. It was just much better than some labels Kelly, that is giving him. We get a flashback of like, who I heard a lot about you?

Big dick daddy from Cincinnati, yeah. Master Superman! So, jean's like, well I got a few stories to tell about our days in Bella. One day was a Christmas party and there were only two seats in front and I'm there. And then here's Dean Martin sitting next to me and Dean says, get this. Hold on, kids. Dean says, why are we here so early?

Like the mom. Jean is submitting for the mom. The mom. You're so worthy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Anyone the rap pack so then we see the twins on their phone like in their interview Like them up they're like, who is it? I was like rap pack. Oh, it's a musical musical group. It says right there Online goes how do you spell pack? I think she thought it might be like PAQ or something some Some Gen Z version some tiktok version. Well, sorry that Dean Martin can't just appear on TikTok. So, uh, so then chance I do even know who Frank Sinatra is. They didn't really confirm whether or not they knew who Frank Sinatra was, but I think they're just like, just let them talk it out. Like, don't this is they'll have energy for another five minutes and we can go back to ignoring them, you know. So, Shannon's like like, well girls, I only have two years left with you.

And Jean says, well girls, when you're gone, your mother says that she'll try and spend more time with me. And she's like, oh gosh, you know, I hear that and it makes me sad. But the bottom line is, I didn't really see my dad growing much. Anyway, because he had an office in Los Angeles and we lived in Rancho Santa Fe. Oh, he'd come home on the weekends, and that's it. So I feel bad, but I just want to be there for everyone, which is why I have a small group of close friends, because I just can't spread myself too thin.

Okay, family is the most important thing. Also, no one else will call me back. But yeah, I keep trying. I keep trying. I mean, that's why I can't hang out with Timber, because I just, I can't spread myself to thin That's all I'm just too good of a friend to everyone else So Shannon's like let's do a cheers everybody to having such a beautiful family and being able to see each other on this day

And for the poor males who gave their life to be slipped down by father and she's like well and also to grandpa Jean and 92 He's still going strong. I am the man And she's like, well, and also to Grandpa Jean and 92, he's still going strong, I am the man. I mean, for 92, he's actually pretty, he seems pretty sharp, right? He seems like pretty mobile, pretty sharp. So he is the man kind of, well,

as far as we can tell, it's probably not the man at all. But anyway, so then we go over to, speaking of the man, it's Terry, and Terry and Heather are walking into their bathroom And which sort of looks like a bathroom you'd find at like liquidity airport and It is that is totally in our port bathroom a hundred percent good call Yeah, cuz they have like they both have different kind of like it's not just they have a double vanity They had double wall like they each have a wall that they deal with. And so he's like, oh man, I ate too many chips.

Kill me. I mean, do you know, but he carbs are in flour to our tears and chips. Oh God. Why didn't you eat corn, Terry? This is why Heather was really brought back. This is the content we need. Okay. And then Heather, uh, Terry's got one of those big long pill boxes. He's got two. Okay. I mean, there's seven days in the week.

How many days are you planning for with those things? Those things are long. So he's like, Spencer will seem like, yeah, I'll embarrassing. So he sits there like packing all the pills in while they just basically talk about, you know, we're real family people aren't me. Thank God, no one's threatening our family today. So then she goes and checks on all the kids and gets their scheduling and stuff done. Which is hilarious that she pretends to do that because you know that there's an assistant doing that shit. Yeah, exactly. She's making her rounds like she's the proctor at a boarding school. So then she winds up settling in with Max her daughter and talking like Max has written a book and It's a book called it's about being a teenager in the 21st century. It's called I'll give it to you straight-ish and

They're gonna be having a book party for Max's book wow by sexuality. That's crazy. I can't wait to read a book about it. Never heard of it. Never heard of it. So Heather's like looking at the book and has pictures of them. So she's like, I am crying right now. Go with me here. Mom, you're crying.

I am crying right now. Mom, you are, you're crying. Okay, it's too much. Now it just looks like a crazy person. Let's do that again. So she talks about how proud she is to have a family dynamic where everybody is accepted no matter what. And that's their poor.

Yeah. So then now we go over to a healer's office. That's Nauela and she's with this woman named, the Tracy is the healer. I just, well, it's like Raky, but just like something she was born with, you know is the healer. Well, it's like Ricky, but just like something she was born with, you know? Like, oh, okay, sure. So, man.

It's a gift she was born with. And the lady goes, Hi, welcome, Noella. We'll be right with you and she goes, Thank you, sweetheart. Thank you. Thank you. Must have show respect for the woman

who was born with Ricky Powers. Noella is such an odd duck. And then Shannon comes in with a full head of gray hair, which looks really pretty, but when did that happen? Was she long yesterday? I didn't notice that. No, I said I didn't notice it. I did notice that the colors were off on this episode. Like, there were many moments where people just like full on orange and it wasn't just their makeup.

I don't know. It was like like some Instagram filter have been applied to this episode on my TV. But is there a filter that gives you blonde hair and when it gives you gray hair? Because that was weird. I don't know what technology these days. Taking off, sure.

You know who else would know? Frank Sinatra. Erkney. Oh gray eyes, blue eyes, whatever. You never know if he stays, filters. So, Shannon comes in and they start talking about, you know, the goss. And while I was like, I mean, Jennifer, I count.

I'm tagging me in a photo. I don't even know her. I can't be around some people like that. You know, takers. Can't be around takers. I mean, she's like, I can't be around. I can't be around. Girl by. By what?

What do you want me to buy for you? I'll buy anything to be your friend. No, it's an expression, Shannon. Girl by. Yeah, I know. By. I don't take talk. I don't understand expressions.

So, Shannon's like, well, I walked into a conversation with Heather and she threatened me and she said, it's not a threat. It's a promise. It's a whole. Oh, and Noah's like, well I walked into a conversation with Heather and she threatened me and she said it's not a threat, it's a promise! Oh, and Noah's like, who are you anyway? I mean we're not in your court here Heather. I mean listen, Heather is not better than you. She is not writing this. I'm trying to see that Heather is very manipulative and she's controlling and it's not cool unless you're going to marry yet. And the doctor's like Shannon, mask up. I'm ready for you.

So, Shannon goes in and Orange County. Mask up. So, Shannon lays down or lies down and the doctor's like, so how many kids do you have three? Are they okay? Because I'm feeling a lot of kids they okay because I'm feeling a lot of kids stuff here I'm feeling a lot of kids stuff. Wow Wow, how did you define that someone who has kids has anxiety about their kids? She really nailed it. Yeah, she's like a psychic And a challenge like so by the way, Shannon's so confessional because she's like yeah, I'm sensing a lot of kids

Yes, well, it's actually Blam divorce from David, who you may have heard of, he will have walked on the beach with some slide and then got into rakes thing and now they post nude photos everywhere. So that's not nice and I don't have to dance eyes. And I've got Archie and I used to have a refrigerator like Hathor Debrou and Hathor Debrou doesn't even wanna talk to me and she threatened me.

I was threatened. Dr. Trees, yeah, I was absolutely threatened. My children were going, wait, leave me alone and I'll have to hang out with my father. Well, I might as well just hang out with John if he's not getting a wait, so now to go, of course. Huh.

Hmm. And no, Shannon is like the dream person that a psychic waits for. You know, I'm coming up with a name for K. Karen, I knew a Karen, she was so mean to me, it's tortured me every day if my life, is she apologizing to me

because she died in a horrible car accident, which is terrible. But you know, she died without apologizing to me because she died in a horrible car accident, which is terrible. But you know, she died without apologizing to me. So I was always wondering if she was gonna come back and she has your $1,000. Thank you so much. She really does all the work. Sorry. She gives you everything.

So she's like, Well, you know, I'm divorced and so I'm very sad for my kids being in the middle and all. I mean, they're basically between a rock and a slut place You know what I mean. So it's really rough on them So Tracy goes May I ask you to breathe into that? Okay Mmm all that sadness and worry energy is coming out. It's all good. Wow

Oh god Well, I do want to give you some more information about me that you can then tell me about myself. That way, I can believe that you came up with it first. I feel as though I just I felt like kids and I just I don't want to fail them anymore. I get it. Let me I'm sensing you don't want to feel your kids anymore. Exactly.

And you don't want to fail them ever again. Oh my gosh, it knows me. So Shannon goes, wow, the breath I just took was two times as deep as the breath I was taking before. Wow, wow, wow. And Nuehla's like, I told you, I call it the miracle worker. Helen killers like stop that. Actually, no, that's not how they're that's her literally out of the lady. So doctor me, Annie. Actually, no, that's not Helen Keller. That's her literally out of the lady.

So Dr. Me. Annie, yep, sorry, messed up that historical bit of information. So then we go over to Dr. Jen's house and she's having, she's turned, Nicole comes over. So Nicole comes over with a Louis Vuitton bag that she's filled up with cheese to hang out. So at first you're like, I was like you're like, I almost fell for it. I was like, oh, that's cool.

I know, that's cool that she's bringing over so much cheese that she has to bring a Louis Vuitton bag. But then she opens it up and it's bad. It's just Trader Joe stuff. It's just like bags of chips, like veggie sticks and chips and all the usual Trader Joe stuff, which is fun. We all love a Trader Joe spread

But don't come over with your Louis Vuitton as if you went to some bougie place to get fancy-ass cheese And then it's just Trader Joe's you could have just brought Trader Joe's bags It's like taking an apple bag into the Microsoft Windows store or whatever to like walk around them all looking like you just bought a Mac Yeah so Yeah, I felt like you just brought them back. Yeah. So yeah, I felt like it was very duplicitous and I enjoyed the size of her cheese board, but like girl, if you're gonna come in with a Louis Vuitton full of cheese, that's gonna be like $500 worth of cheese

right there, like fancy, fancy, fancy cheese. Yeah. So Emily and Tina come over and immediately just start gossiping, you know. So Emily's like so grow wow cheese. So look, I guess what I'm confused by and Gina's, no, look, we want to hear about Noella. Okay. What's going on with Noella? Okay. That's what I need to know. Nicole's like, well, she called, she called Jennifer ugly, a relevant and thirsty. She did not color ugly. Okay, she said her, she didn't have a good picture.

You guys, that's right. But the rest is true, the rest is true. And Gina was like, well, did she call you ugly or was she saying the picture was ugly? And then Gina's like, well, you know, it's really bossy calling Jen ugly when she makes a living, not calling people ugly, like DM, Ciavange, so she said.

She said it's Bozzie for her to call somebody ugly when she makes her living helping other people not be ugly, which still is not. I don't think it makes no savage. Yeah, yeah, it's really not. I'm gonna revoke the savaginness of that. Yeah, so Jen's like, I mean, I'm gonna revoke the savaginness of that. Yeah. So, Jen's like, I mean, the stories keep changing with her. Like, she's married, but then she's not

married. I mean, she shows me her wedding picture from like yesterday. I mean, don't you find that strange, you guys? And I didn't really know what she was getting at. So, Jen's like, yeah, when I first met Noella, she told me that they had a wedding, but that they weren't married because they hadn't been divorced, but that they'd been together and they were still waiting for it. I mean, it's like waiting for a divorce, it's complicated. Like, I don't really, I don't really get it. Yeah, and Emily goes, well, obviously they're married because you can't fall for divorce if they're not married.

And she goes, are they? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So well, why would he hire an attorney in Puerto Rico? Why would you fall for divorce unless they weren't married? I'm just, I'm very skeptical. I'm like, this is a strange conspiracy theory

that Jen is trying to hatch here. Yes, and I've read some of this stuff online, and so I'm still confused. I don't really get it, what they're getting at, or if it was Jen who was of this stuff online and so I'm still confused. I don't really get it what they're getting at Or if it was Jen who was putting this stuff out online because so she's saying that Newella was faking a marriage She was never really married and from what they're saying online He was not the one who filed or wanted a separation or to get away from him. She was So it's all very weird.

All this whole Nahuila storyline is super weird and I don't get it. Yeah. So basically they're trying to say that she's just a big fat liar and was never married, I guess. So Emily's like, well, for her to say that she's not really married, I mean, that's salacious.

She just wants to tarnish her image. So we won't like her as well. That's what I think is going really Emily. You're just a fucking master. Yeah, okay. Emily who is, yes. So then Jen is like, well, coming from a doctor's perspective, I put all the pieces together and she does not seem stable, she does not seem sane and she needs help and I think

she needs professional help. I'm like, well, thanks for that doctor's perspective. I don't know what the medical angle was there. Thank you. Well, the Botox lady said that you need to be institutionalized. So thank you for being like, I was like, from as a doctor, I like to put the pieces together. Like as opposed to other people who when they like to do these things,

they just gather information and leave it there. Yeah. So Emily is like, well, I think that what's going on with her is that she needs friends right now. But she's lashing out. And so she can't do that. And in terms like, honestly, I think she's like too far gone for that. Like she's going down a snowball path. You know a snowball path, it's like when there was a snowball that went down a path, then another snowball is going down the same path. It's like that. So Jen wanted to come on this show and call Noella, you know, a religious heretic or whatever

for going against God by climbing Tom Ford as God. And then she wanted to come on and drop all this information about Noella faking her marriage. So good for Noella catching onto what a evil brat this lady is and cutting her off at the quick. That's pretty good, that's pretty smooth. Everyone can read Dr. Jen for the trash that she has. So,

so then we go, Wow. I can tell. Sorry. So, I just love what do you get mean. It tickles. Like it literally tickles. So, I'm like, I'm like, you're diary.

Ben called Jen Trash today. I just wanted to give you a little gift. It was. I felt good, thank you. So then we go over to Shannon's house and she's out of the pool with Archie and she's got a ball and she's like, okay Archie, go fetch the ball, go fetch the ball and she like threw it at the ball in the pool and Archie doesn't do anything. Well, like most men in my life totally ignores me.

Oh god, 30 to 40 negative thoughts. I'm so confused about this. Who wants their dog to jump in the pool? Then you have to clean the dogs. I've got that with dogs. And try the dog, you know? You the dog didn't want to. The dog knows that it's like, I don't even want to go through this process of being

clean. And the pool's dirty and green. And it was like stuck on the water. You know the dogs like no thanks. Thanks for trying to get me to jump in that toxic dump again, but I will not be doing that man. You know that John was probably supposed to clean that pool and said he got drunk in the living room like day after day.

So then Shannin calls her mom Pat up and FaceTime's with her and she's like, well, mother, I just threw a ball in the pool for Archie and he wanted nothing to do with it. And mom's like, oh, how funny. Which is her way of saying. So hilarious. Shannon, great to talk to you. So I turned off chopped to listen to this story. I turned on Chop to listen to Flopped.

Get that over with Shannon. What do you got to talk about her? So Shannon's going to go visit her mom in Nashville because now that her kids are leaving, she understands how important families are. And she understands that her mom was just preoccupied with unhappiness, basically, when she was growing up because she was in an unhappy marriage. And now I get it! Now I get it!

You know what? I'm so lucky to still have my mother with me, which is why I decided to fill up the last remaining days of her life with stories about how, aren't you won't get the ball? Why don't you even jump in the pool, mother? So then we go to the Delph Mark race strap with Nancy and Mike who looks suspiciously, suspiciously like Mario Singer, right? Yeah, and Nancy, that's Mario. I feel like we've seen like either seen Nancy or she like there's probably been like

LA Times articles written about her as she has like events. You know what I have to say? You know, Heather is, she is like a monster, but seeing her in this scene, I was like, you know what, she is definitely the monster this show needs. Just seeing the way she shows up at Del Mar, she literally dresses like the Mean Girl in every teen movie or college movie. She literally has the look. She plays the part.

She does it so well that you gotta kind of give it up, right? Because you may not have to like her, but you have to appreciate that she's just giving us full villain. Like full. Yeah, she's wearing that black leather top in her diary room with the big poofy Disney villain sleeves. I mean she's showing up looking like the queen from Snow White You know, so she is literally from like the the cool sorority that's inviting the new girl to come to a mix to rush Like we'd love to see you tonight

You'll be great with one of us and And then like the cool girl goes and realizes it's not really her sorority and then Heather turns evil on her and makes her life hell. Yes. So Mike Bello owns Napa Wine Project. Winter Wines. It's like a wine. Oh, vineyard, I guess.

We've probably seen them. So as Nancy is her name Nancy Bello. Yeah, yeah, Nancy. You're next, Nancy. Yeah, we can get on Nancy. We'll begin. Yeah. Let's see. So Nancy has some IMDB.

Let's see here. Nancy bellow self. Real house wise of Orange County. And that's, that's it. My God putting myself an IMDB. Just let me know in the episode, Ares. Yeah, she was in reunion part two as self. What does that mean? Maybe they just showed a clip of her or something? Nancy bellow.

They showed a clip of her at the season 15 reunion part two. That was her other credit. So I don't know. We've definitely seen her before. She's from the bellow family vineyards. Hmm. Okay, they're boring. I was hoping there was some scandal or something. So what we've definitely seen her before. She's from the Bellow family, vineyards. Hmm. Okay, they're boring. I was hoping there was some scandal or something. So they're just boring rich people. So let's see. So tell them our race track.

You know, they're like kisses, kisses. And Gina's like, I've been to a race track before, but I didn't know there was a win a circle. Everything had the touches, turns to diamonds. She's really fucking amazing. And rich is so rich. This whole scene was ridiculous because the Debrose were just really leaning into being rich here. And just really, there were just performing for Gina, I think at that point. They were just kind of dazzling her trying to seduce her into their coven, but it was so crazy.

I cannot wait to find out the Dubro's doubt, like I cannot wait for their money downfall where we find out there's zillions of dollars in debt. Screwing old, you know, scaring people over and you just know it's coming. This is not real. I do not believe that this is real. There have been people this rich on the show before

and they do not live in $50 million home. I mean, there's just, it's fishy and I can't wait to see what I know. So they go, they go up to like the luxury box and then have it like, okay, Gina and beard man, you guys sit there, Nancy and Mike, you sit there, I'll sit here, you know, seating is my thing. She's like so proud of herself. Um, the chair stealer, the chair stealer know, seating is my thing. She's like so proud of herself. The chair stealer, the chair stealer. Seating is my thing. I don't know if you watched any of my seasons, but there's a call back for you.

Okay. So Gina's like, you know, oh, sorry. So Terry's like, so what's the most you've ever been, guys? It's like, oh God, let's give Terry another excuse to brag, right? Yeah. So there's like, come out, tell's let's give Terry another excuse to brag, right? Yeah, so there's like come out tell us 50,000 a million and Mike's like, yeah, both. Yeah So Gina's like, honestly guys, I want more days like this. Well, of course she fucking do the Lord from Annie Okay, not everyone gets to live here You know what? I talked to Noel yesterday and I don't know what her issue is with you.

Okay, and she basically was wanting me to be careful of you for like whatever reason. She felt like I needed to be on the defense and Heather's like, oh, okay. Well, what I find odd is I've heard she's called me a fake phony bitch and I'm not to be trusted. But last time I checked, fake phony bitches don't know how to be trusted but last time I checked fake phony bitches Don't know how to do a proper seating chart. You've all been seated not fake It's always okay when Gina just shows up and starts gossiping about someone else But then when it's someone she doesn't like doing it. It's like you're ruining their family Yeah, so Heather's like did I miss something did I run over your cat because actually that is possible I you know some people tell their test let you avoid them

I say aim for the little fuckers. They shouldn't be in the street. Seating is my thing cat get out of the street Stop sitting in the street. You know, I used to be very much into Dalmatians have a beautiful coat of them No cats cats is more 2021 So Heather's like wow, well, you know, I was gonna invite her to the party that I'm having for Max's book launch, which would totally happen with the normal person's child as well. And she was, you know, she was sweet to Max, but now I'm thinking, gosh, yes, I said gosh. That's right, everybody. Take it in.

Gosh. Gosh. You know, am I gonna be inviting someone who will be talking negatively about me in the corner? And Gina is like, Gina says that Terry and Heather represent something no, well, I used to have, but now has lost, which might be why she's having some hostilities. And Gina's also has a total witch from hell, who's rude and condescending and screamed at the entire production staff and her guests on national TV. But yeah, must be jealousy. She's, she's a bomb who's gonna denny and Heather goes, which is terrible. I don't wish that on her or her family, but I also don't

need to be in the way. Yeah, I don't approve of terrorism. So I'll tell you that right now. I would prefer her not to explode herself, especially in my home. So Terry is like, all right guys, this is the golden ticket. And the other says, what if he wins?

And he's like, this will bias that jet. So then the horses go racing and at first, first their horses behind, but that's like oh oh oh Honey honey honey honey honey wait hold on a second Heather why are you going down to the racetrack hold on horse if you ever For my family I will turn you into glue so fast I will turn you into glue so fast Proceed listen here Elmer if you come for me So she sits on Terry's lap and starts like bouncing up and down. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, she calibrated it Yeah, and then the course wins

She's like here's to our new jet. And she makes his face like, oh, he's so ridiculous, but you know, she's like, we're getting a jet. So then we got a new Ella's house and she's got a dog in a pink fur coat named Rihanna. That dog and it's like an angora sweater or something. I'm just bluffing, just like walking around. And you know, Rihanna watches these shows. I really want to know what Rihanna thinks about.

That's a Rihanna call us. Why do you think her name is Rihanna? That's what she named Rihanna. Like, no, well, it's so transparent. Okay. Now you're gonna be trying to get Rihanna attention like other housewives. So by naming your dog Rihanna,

that dog's name was probably Daisy until she got cast on this show. We all know it. Ha ha ha ha. And Port, you know, if she should, she kept it Daisy. I'm sure Daisy from Below Deck would have reached that. Oh, I saw your dog. Your dog is looking at it for Daisy to me.

That's all I'm seeing. Did you feed your dogs on peatats? So Emily comes over and she's like, well, thanks for inviting me. I mean, it's really glad to have an opportunity to talk. And well, I guess. I said, okay, if I whisper, because when I can stress out, I hurt my voice. It hurts stress. It hurts my voice.

And so Emily is like, oh, I wonder if there's surveillance equipment around. We'll pick it up so she can come to here. Sessions. I love him. I don't want this. I wonder if there are surveillance equipment around picking up some machines comedy here sessions. I love him. I don't want this, but I feel like I would be such a fool to allow this man back into my heart, back into my home, into my bed, into my life, into my sharkudary into the anger. So what are that Rihanna's wearing? Shall I go on into the refrigerator into the oven? Is he is he asking for you back? I mean, where is this coming from? I know. I was like, is he trying? I love when people get dumped and they're like, oh, yeah, well, I'm never getting back together with him. That's like, yeah, you wasn't an option.

So she basically says, like, Sunday, I walk out to the foyer and there's a man. I see there's beautiful flowers. So I'm crying and I'm like, wait, where's the note? And then he says, you've been smart. She was served with flowers. She's been mad at me. I turned up that it wasn't even the delivery man.

It was Heather and Terry to grow. You've been served. Baaah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah Take me a moment there. Sorry Ronnie. I'm gonna let you hang in there anyway, okay Some suit cans cambells progress. Oh, whatever you made Here's note cabbage patch doll Fill the sausages have you tried them. They're supposed to be good. Oh So Emily's like what he's served you with the worst papers with flowers like she's kind of laughing and she's like, what? He's served you with the force papers with flowers? Like she's kind of laughing and she's like, wow.

Well, that takes the cake. I'm sorry. Well, I know it was so fucked up, but then actually Noella explains it and it makes a little bit more sense. She's like, well, the first time the divorce papers were served my mother answer to the door. By the way, Noelle always tells her head,

like it's like a pendulum when she talks in her interview. Well, the first time, the divorce papers, serve my mother answer the door. So technically, this had this little receiver, my hand that had gotten service. So this time, James sent flowers to make sure I was the one to come to the door. Can't write this shit up.

I just love that she was so easy. Like, such an easy mark, they just had to send flowers to get her served. Oh, yes So no, well, I was like, you know Michael is to keep this non-latigious And she's like, well, you've only been married one year, right? Just know well. Yes, but we've been together six years and we have a two-year-old So there's two of those years. I mean, it's been six years Okay, and Emily's like well,, it's just oh at Jen's house

Jen told me you weren't married and that you had a fake wedding, but you weren't really married So I said you can't file for divorce. I said you can't file for divorce unless you were actually married so And so the Emily says I think Newala is being perpetuated as someone who's not really who she says she is. And I'm trying to see that her relationship with him and serving her divorce is true and accurate. So which makes me question Jen.

It's like, yeah, you should question Jen because she was served divorce papers. And she's married. You know what it tells me? It tells me that basically Newala probably told Jen this spiel like about like, oh, yeah We've been together one year, but then we were really together for six years, but like he was with a divorce It just tells me that Dr. Jen just didn't listen, right? She just picked she's like halfless and her bits and pieces

Didn't process and bother to process and I was just going on saying that they never were married Right or like Jen's trying to shame her for maybe being him being married at the time that they got together or whatever. Which I think that she then, yeah, which I guess that she said she'd made it anyway. It's like you're trying to shame someone that's shameless. You know what I mean? Like, no, well, it does not give a fuck. She's not going to apologize to you for it. Also, did she get divorce papers?

Like, let's just say if Jen is right, then we haven't seen the divorce papers. Maybe this whole thing is made up, you know, and that's the kind of housewives bullshit that I love. And I hope that it's true. I mean, look, Jen could get lots of redemption. There's still plenty of season left for Jen to get redemption. And while I had to go in the trash bin, just like the flowers. Yeah, but for right now, yeah, Jen looks, Jen looks nuts, but then the well looks absolutely nuts too. I mean, this episode brought us a fight about you tagged me in a photo with when you looked bad in the picture. I mean, yeah.

And sacrilegious Tom Ford devotion. So ultimately it ends with him, um, basically just like throwing the flowers away and I'm leasing. I just want you to know that you can call me anytime, even if you drink too much or I drink too much or you say something shouldy to me or I say something shouldy to you, we'll work it out. Which I thought was like really funny

that she put like disclaimers on it. Like hey, I might get drunk and say shitty things to you, by the way. But we're on a house like this. So we're gonna be really terrible to each other but you can still call me at the end of the day, okay? It's just work. That was the end of the episode.

It was so good. Like, I'm so proud of County for coming back. I'm really proud of it. Like, let's just go to show. If Orange County can come back, New Jersey can come back. There's hope for Vannipom brules, everyone. So, thank you all for listening. There's always hope, guys.

Let us leave you with that today because I think the yesterday the last thing I said was like, fuck everything. There's no hope for shit. So today guys, let's just leave it with. There's an open the world. Okay. And tomorrow we are going to be doing a shop by shop breakdown of the summer house trailer because summer houses coming back soon. So definitely watch that. That's also crap and on demand and we also have the nominations coming out and a few announcements as well It's just like just be sure to follow us on social media We're just listening to this podcast and you'll get all the important information. Okay. Yeah Bye everybody

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