Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Forgive and Forget (Your Court Date)

Episode Date: September 4, 2019

So much drama on "Real Housewives of Orange County" this week. First, Tamra and Shannon reduce Braunwyn to tears over a stupid lie, then Gina misses her day in court. Plus, Shane is so obnoxious to Emily that we're forced to give him an entirely new NSFW nickname. Needless to say, we probably should have screamed this podcast into a toilet at a bank. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yeah, you know, a few months ago, I would have said you poor thing, but now that I have the love island UK bug, I get it now. So, you know, yeah, more powerless. Like you can't complain about this job. You really can't. We really can. I mean, you can and I do. But it's amazing when we come on. Well, how about we can't complain about it and expect people not to get it in the way that it is. How about that?

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to get stuff like the bonus episode and things like that. So. Yeah, if you want to cam you out to that dude. We do those as well. Oh hey, oh hey. Hi. So tonight we are talking real housewives of Orange County Which you know what Ronnie? I'm now now that we've had like four or five episodes under our belt

I'm officially gonna say it. I think it's back. I think it's back I have thoroughly enjoyed every single episode like deeply enjoyed it. I've been enjoying them today Was the little two wham wham my child There was a lot of that but god damn if we didn't get to hate shit to like Tamer and Shan never tended to be all innocent. Bronwyn tells her first line gets caught and Shane is back. Yeah, I think it's because there's a lot of things for us to hate, you know? Like there were a lot of like villainous moments as opposed to a lot of moments of just like pretend girl time. It was just it was it was

hateful moments which is sometimes all I need. Yeah hateful moments with costume pieces by Shannon Bedore. So yeah I'm in. Also I do want to say I have brought on I have done something bad. I I ranted against Mackenzie Chenzie Childs a few times. Oh God. Don't even say it. My fucking phone's gonna hear it. And then it's all I'm gonna see in my ads now. No, no, no, because I'm, I'm now getting the repercussions, which is that everyone is sending me McKenzie Childs. Every time someone sees anything in McKenzie Childs,

people text it, DM it, email it. It is tag me in it. It is like, everyone's like, oh, bad, this is funny, but now all I see is a Mackenzie child everywhere I go. It's like a report everywhere. There were a bench of Mackenzie's dead child coming back together. The checkerboard revenge. What a checkered history we have. But enough about that. Let's go back to Orange County, the proper stuff. And last week the women went up to Beverly Hills for a big trip to show Gina BH the first time. Huge stretch. Yeah, batch. And they were having lunch at the Mondrian and the subject of the Kelly train

reared its ugly head. And that's where we pick up again this week at the Mondrian. And basically just see Emily who is left out of everything. Who's like, um, so something came up about, and Kelly, uh, some sort of train rumor? What's that about? You know, I heard that there was like a train rumor about her. Oh, what's that about? And Kelly just going, I didn't realize that she said this last week.

So she goes, yeah, and that's disgusting. Like, guys, I'm getting it from all ends. It's like that's not what you say. That defense. When they're saying you got a train room, because now it's turned into a train and it is turned into like a train and a tunnel room. Like just leave your orifice. It's basically like we're building infrastructure, sexual infrastructure. The more we talk about this room, or at some point, there is going to be like the high speed rail will arrive in California at long last okay Yeah, someone's paragliding over her shoes

You know, it's like okay just stop talking about your orifices right now or where it's where you what sides are getting it from Some was like oh can I ask who it came from and I say this fucking sword It's absurd some dork said it some dog named dog named Dorky Gumbleson, that's who? This is a shit show. Ha ha ha! I mean, this is Genus. This is supposed to be Genus. First trap to Beverly Hills.

And now, oh, what a hit of his. Now it's about Kelly, that's rumors. Oh, and Vicki is the one who shouldn't have brought it up in the first, the first, but Vicki brought it up. Oh, no. Really? Are we still going to pretend like you don't know that Tamer was the one he said it, and that you're totally still supporting her in her lie. And

listen, lady, I don't care about your Instagram post. Did you did we talk about this already? Um, were she? No, but I saw Instagram. I saw she posted like, yeah, she posted the footage of them in the car and said, we had no idea that we were being Mike All of us had bikes off and that's why we were talking and then they used this against us It's still okay Shannon I'll go with you, but Tamara is still the one who said it also that audio was remarkably clear For it to just be like a mic in the car like everyone's clear. There was no ambience like it sounded fantastic Okay, so like if it's gonna sound that fantastic that means there's like a fucking amazing professional

microphone that's like as big as like a football hang in there so yeah Shannon's I like I just like when Shannon's like this was supposed to be Gina's first trip to Beverly Hills and she's ruining it as if like they had taken a 12-hour flight to get there I mean to be fair it is really hard to go from Orange County to LA back and vice versa girl that is a, it is really hard to go from Orange County to LA and back and vice versa. Girl, that is a trip. That is a trip. That is a trip.

That is a trip. But at the same time, Gina could have gone up to Beverly Hills any of the times that she might have decided to visit Matt when they were pretending to be married, you know? Yeah. It's not the Grand Canyon. Yeah. Remember that time when Heather Dubrow took all of her friends on her private plane? Wait, was it a private plane? It wasn't hers, but it was one of their friends had a private plane or a helicopter or something. So they took. Stop talking to rumors about me.

Remember when people wrote Kelly Dodd all the way like a helicopter and a number one. Remember when people jet jet sweetur, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, remember when people jet blue to Kelly to, uh, millennials, what have the helicopter is this X-Move, you know, and I use it, it's to get your wiener bigger. You just like grab your wiener and then you move it like a helicopter and then in order to get the engine running, you say, come on, you can do it. Plus it also creates a nice draft. So, what are you talking about with Heather DeBro? Heather DeBro, I think to get Helicopter. She took everybody in a helicopter to have dinner somewhere in Beverly Hills because some members she was going to

rest her. And we were like, that is disgusting. You're taking a helicopter to laugh at this. Then the next year we drove to Orange County and we're like, fuck this. Get me a fucking helicopter. I will gladly accept the helicopter now. And so then Shannon goes, well, as irritated as I am about Bronwyn bringing it up and Emily being nosy, vacation brought up in the first place, which is sort of what you said. But what was key there is that she's blending Vicky but also very happy to throw Bronwyn

and Emily under the bus as well. Yeah, Shannon's the nice one. Yeah, so she was like, well, boy, this has been a really good day. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And Shannon's like, well, excuse me, boy, this has been a really good day. Ha ha ha ha. And Shannon's like, well, excuse me, ladies, but now we're going to start doing a little laughing, which also go. God is Shannon fucking every counselor I've ever had in my life.

Like what Shannon, I love Shannon. I don't know what she's doing to be this episode, but when someone whips out hats that I have to wear publicly and glasses and plastic capes, I'm done with you, okay, we're done. Yeah, Shannon has been writing this prop train. Oh, see, I'm saying it again. She's, you know what, I am a sort of train roomer about Shannon, it has to do props, okay? I mean, like not that she deserves props,

but that she is way too fond of props and costumes. It's like, she did it once, and now it's like, it's like, okay, we get it. Okay, it's another costume. And she even tries to address it this episode at one point, saying, I just think life is more fun in a costume. Sort of like the costume I wore of a happy wife.

Ah! You're all wearing costumes. Not one of you has your original face or body part. I mean, I think the only thing original on Vicki is like the back of her elbow, like her elbows, her weenis. So Shannon has visors for everyone and like these old, like, advanced cameras or whatever and they and Hawaiian shirts. That's hilarious.

And then they hop on a double-decker bus on the Starline tour to take a tour of LA dress. They're like, we're gonna be tourists. But then there's like actual tourists on the bus. So it's like kind of insulting to them too. Yeah, yeah, you're trying to like make fun of the people you're surrounded by. Yeah. But it is funny because tourists tend to dress just like they do not not the costume But the real stuff for that like I'm gonna wear a sweater that says LV all over it

No one's buying it, okay, it was like $10 a Ross True stop So they're on this tour bus now taking pictures and she's like I'm like god This is just like one of those things you have to do when you live in California. I'm like no I've never done it I've been here almost 20 years. And then she even says it later. She's like, it's like going to the Statue of Liberty when you live in New York, or the way I never did it.

I was like, exactly. And I never did that either. I never did it either. Yeah. And my sister and her kids came and they were like, aren't we going to go to the Statue of Liberty Uncle? No, it's like, that's gay. They're like, you're not supposed to say that.

I was like, I'm a lot. You're like, I'm good. I'm going. I'm going. So,'re like, I'm good. I'm going. I'm going. So, uh, so then the guy does like, uh, and right there over there, uh, that's where the Roxbury used to be. And that's where the pink taco is. And Kelly's like, she's gonna be in taco.

Yeah. Kelly says everything you think that she would say on this trip, you know? And then they stop at Rihanna's house, which I don't even know that those are real. No, I don't think that those are real That house that house was like on Fairfax. Okay. That was like like not it was like it was like just like a foot above the base of like You know where Fairfax ends? That's where it was right. That was what they were showing I'm like, you know where Fairfax ends? That's where it was, right? That was what they were showing. And I'm like, you know what I was thinking, Taco. Rihanna does not live at Fairfax in Hollywood.

I'm sorry, she does not. I'll tell you who does though, the guy from LMFAO, and I say this based on the fact that I've seen him standing at that intersection like several times. Like why is, what's his name? You know, the big curly hair guy with the glasses.

Red Fee. Oh, the one that makes an effort in life. I forgot which one he is. Yeah. Blue or red. I think he's red. Red Fee, I think. But I've seen him standing at that intersection several times. I always really feel bad for that guy because he really does make an effort. And the other one's just like, I'm exhausted. Like he doesn't do anything. And you see the tall one still performing everywhere. He would have been on that bus if he knew that was true. I mean, that guy really works. He probably was downstairs. He's like, hello, welcome to the first floor.

I know it's not as popular, but I'm here to cheer you up. I'm on this. No, no, no, no. Actually, I'm also convinced. OK, this is a total tangent. This is what happens with nighttime podcasts. Here's this mic. I'm also convinced that I once saw his mother in my old building

So I don't I once ah here's why okay, I will know his mother well, I wouldn't I don't but here's Here's the thing I walked into the lobby my old building and there was a lady who was age appropriate to be his mother and I walked into the lobby of my old building and there was a lady who was age-appropriate to be his mother and She was wearing this crazy crazy outfit like it was like black like shiny vinyl and a crazy hat And she had earrings that said party rock both her earrings said party rock and she's wearing total like LMFAO Garb and I think I then looked up a picture and I think it I think I looked it up And I cross reference that it up and I crossed reference that it was his mother.

And I guess all the point in the story is, what a world L.A. is, right? What a world. It is a world just because I had to try to wind up you're seeing his possible mother. So I worked for those guys when I worked at Buna Murray. They did an MTV spring break and I wrote their sketches. Like they hosted it so they did sketches in between the, you know,

when commercials come up. And so I wrote their sketches. So I got to go to Mexico and meet those and meet all the real world guy. It was so fun. And also, Hitty, it's unhorrible. And I want to forget it, but I can't. And they signed a pair of party rock, um, um, bikini bottoms that they made me wear during a sketch. Cause of course, if you ride a chunky bald guy into a sketch, who else you gonna get at spring break? I didn't realize it was just going to be me. And so they signed it.

And I just got rid of them lately because I watched Marie condo. And I was like, these literally do not spark joy. Like every time I saw them at the bottom of my underwear drawer, I wanted to like throw myself off a train. That's true. You see there we go. Okay, that's enough. Okay, this has gone off-crease. The point is this, we think that LMFAO lives where Rihanna is allegedly living, according to the show. So then they, so they're driving on this bus, they go to an Hollywood Boulevard and they're like, let's take a shot and put up Grommins there. And then there's just a girl on the bus there with them

who just looks confused. She's like, I'm from Norway. I don't know who these women are. And they're loud and tacky. And I don't know how to get them off of here. I know, Susan. Anybody else would have been so psyched to be on the bus that day.

And she's like, fuck these tacky women. Yeah. They go into the pagan whistle. Ha, ha go into the pagan whistle, which no one goes. Sir was a dick at Vicki. Oh, I mean, that is Vicki storyline again, the season that Kelly was using that big emoji. So they go to the pagan whistle and it was very rude, I thought. And Shannon, of course, is totally innocent.

and it was very rude, I thought. And Shannon, of course, is totally innocent. Ha ha ha. So Bronwyn and Tamara are like sitting at the bar together. And Bronwyn, like Shannon comes over with shots and Bronwyn moves her arm or whatever, and like it hits like the shot a little bit. And Tamara goes, Bronwyn, you're a trouble maker. You're a trouble maker.

Are you a trouble maker? Are you nice? Because I'm trying to figure out. And that's like a total classic term move, is that she like jokingly says, like, accuses you of something, but it's actually really her, it's her mandate to push that narrative forward.

Sort of like, were you a boss like? Were you a boss like? Were you a boss like? And then what was she like? Yeah, I did like, oh, the train, the train. Like that is her mandate. Yeah, and she always waits, she's always waiting for the right minute to bring something up so it's when something spills on her

And brawman's like well, you know like like, Lizzie is like my best friend's best friend. And so, yeah, that's basically what happened, you know, like she bases like, no, so my friend was like, we should like all get together or something like that. And so then Tamra's like, you have to understand what these girls have done to me. They're, they're part of trying to take that my husband. I'm like, should we just like queue up the season three reunion, Tamara, and everything you said about, should we just like have that clip ready? We can do that.

Which one of when she was saying what about who? Oh, maybe like how out of the blue, yeah, when she spent the entire reunion, trying to tear down Gretchen's relationship with her dying husband. Well, I was dying at that point. The answer, oh, fucking Tamara is a hideous, horrible, awful monster of a human being. And then, who cares people said your husband's gay?

Who cares? Yeah, that's like a compliment, by the way. David? David. I think it's time to go to commercial. Do you want to go to commercial, David? David? David.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondering app. Don't forget to get your tickets to Watcher Crappens in Charlotte on September 26th at Watcher Crappens.com. And then even worse, even worse Ronnie, then Tamra says, you know what? Like, you know, she's like, you know, brawn, like I can't be friends with you if you're like friendly with Gwetchna and Lizzie, you know,

because apparently according to Tamra, anyone who's friends with them, she just can't be friends with like, what an immature piece of bullshit like mentality. Yeah. What a what garbage. Okay. Well, she, they showed the clip of when Gretchen and Lizzie showed up with those fucking crazy faces. You know, like when people who are really bored and know they're going on TV. And so they go get good back group on surgery and they come on looking like if Lego, okay, you know those cupcakes that are made out of Legos. Now imagine Legos made out of cupcakes. They look like that cupcake face. I don't know how to explain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when Ralph's is trying to make a character

cake, they're like, okay, we want to make cookie monster. So they make a character cake,'s completely crazy looking that's what their faces look like anyway the point is they were there with Tamra's gay that her ex gay the guy with Yes, a wig that was a faux hawk. I was like, I look like a barn made of blonde hair And he's like they're like, what did you hear this is South Kata? What did you hear? Okay guy with a wig hawk and he's like, they're like, what's it you hear? This is South Katha. What did you hear, K guy with a wig off? And he's like, I had him scared. I was like, this is it. This is it. Meanwhile, Tamara is totally complicit

of this like train roomer thing with Kelly. And yet like, oh, like God forbid, you know, like, you know, anyone associates with someone who started to rumor about Tamara's husband. And yet here she has been like, was it about that trend? Was it about that trend? Yeah.

And also, apparently we find out in all of this, the Emily is best friend. She's like really close to Lizzie. So, where's Tamer's logic? So either way. And why is Ron, why is Ron when initiating contact with those girls? It is kind of weird.

It is weird, but it's also like, I mean, I don't know. Maybe she's like, let me know like, what was your experience as a new girl with these women? Who knows? It could have been totally benign as well, especially if Ron wins France, if she has mutual friends with them, right? So either what?

What is on me? Damn it, I just noticed I have something on my sleeve. It doesn't have on you. Sorry. Go ahead. So, you're like the man, uh, you have a baby by the end. So the so temper is like, hmm, I don't like that she talks to Liza and then also like I don't like that she went and ran to Kale with the rumor. I'm like, you are the woman who runs to everyone with anything, any piece of information.

You've made a career out of doing that. Yep. And again, if she hadn't told her that would have come on national television without Kaleo having any idea, I mean, Tamra's a monster. So Tamra's like, the, if you want a bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet,

and Brun was like, listen, okay, look here's how it happened I kind of do her through someone else, but maybe I didn't initiate con I mean, I don't I don't know I don't really remember as to think they know she's lying right because Emily for whatever reason has shown them all the text So what the fuck are you doing Emily Emily? Here's what you have a fucking sock a meat sock puppet at home who Visibly hate you as a husband. And that's it. Are you really going to make more enemies on this job that you're barely clinging on to? Come on now, Emily. Well, what was funny to me was after this little incident inside the pig and whistle, I thought it would be over, but then they go outside on the sidewalk

to get back onto their bus and Shannon's just muttering to the side while Tamara and Bronwyn talked to each other. Shannon's like, well apparently, hey girls apparently Bronwyn cleaned that those girls reached out to her but Emily has screenshots saying that Bronwyn reached out to them. I'm like, okay so now Shannon is like, mm-hmm and she's all busy about it too and they're actually about to turn this into like the stupid thing into a thing. A thing. Yes. So Bronwyn's, uh, Shan is like, well, it just looks weird. It's what I want is all I'm saying. And I'm saying that to someone named Bronwyn. This is already complicating, though, it's like a lot of weirds. Okay. That's a lot of weird. I mean, you

told me a tamer's barbecue. That correction we chat to you. That's all I'm saying. The lot of weird. I mean, you just, you told me a tamer's barbecue. That correction we chat to you. That's all I'm saying. I mean, you know, that's all I'm saying. And she's, well, it's not that, like, I mean, I don't know, like, she, I don't know if I reached out or she reached out, well, you saw the text, we saw the text, but you brought it up, you brought it up. I'm like, oh my god, don't you women have anything better to do with yourselves right now?

Like, nope. Look at the Elvis on the block over there. And so the texts are like, hi there. We have a mutual friend. I was just reaching out to see if you're free for coffee. L.M.N. Yeah. Shannon goes, well, I have been nothing but kind to you.

And I feel that is to share this say that to everything. I know it's like I can imagine them being out of Shannon's favorite flavor of halo top at the grocery at the Aldi's and her being like, I have been nothing but carn to you. And Shanna starts doing like the 20th century Fox search light thing, you know, with her hands, where she starts like, it's almost like a butterfly, I think she's like, I have it. Like, you know, where her palms are, crisscrossing each other like, brunton, brunton, brunton, brunton. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr She is like overseeing a karate fight. And both her hands are involved against each other.

They're both chopping at each other. Like, I have been nothing but half, nothing but nice to you. Whoo! Whoo! I have been so nice. I have been nothing but half, so I feel I'm a little stupid right now. That's all. Hmm.

And I was like, yeah, I'm just saying, she a bit star. And then I found out, yeah, I found that. It makes me feel like you're fucking dire. And then, uh, Bronwyn's like, okay, okay, I fucked up. I'm a liar, but I didn't my own purpose. And Timmy, because you lie down, acts like that. And you're one and a half. So at this point, Bronwyn, her face starts to scrunch up, right?

It just starts to, she does, she's a scrunchy cryer, where her face just scrunches up and little drips come out of her nose, like a leaky faucet. She just does this and everything turns red on the tips. So she's like, and then she just is like, you know what? So she moves to the front of the bus. And then the producers are like, oh, let's get her, let's get her. They come and they play camera in her face. And we see her just like crying at the front of this bus

for a solid 15 seconds, I gotta say. So my God. Just so awkward. Oh, jeez. So then Tamra goes, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't I can and cry. This is not my personality. Oh yeah, oh yeah, damn right, you're a real fucking giver over there. My personality is to stand on a garbage can and he sets up on, okay, not to watch something. She goes, look a bit, just look a bit, just did that lie, because lie is a bad flag. Remember when Vicky said, Yeah. You know, Vicky's band is Train, I hear. I didn't say Train.

I just talked about Vicky. So, so, yeah. So, yeah. So, yeah. So, yeah. I fucked up, okay. I have no memory of it. It happened and I feel really shitty about it. And then, Roman starts like sobbing on Tamra's chest.

She's like, what? Like, her head is burrowed in Tamra's chest. I was like, I mean, Tamra is pure evil, although in some ways I just have to appreciate her evil game because she breaks someone down. And then she comes in as their savior. I mean, there's going to be some serious Stockholm issues happening between Bronwyn and Tamra. I'm calling it right now. That's what happens with everybody on this show. It's like you start loving your, the person. You're talking about, yeah, you start loving your tormentor, you know, and then

Tamra really phrases it like war like, if yeah, I got some air with the tab. Yeah. So Emily has to hop off the bus because it's the last day of Shane taking the bar. So she's going to head home so she could see him. So she just hops off. I don't even know where I'm probably on like Western Avenue or something. And then she's like, can you pull over at the smart and easy things? Yeah. So is this smart and easier smart and final? Smart and final? Smart and final. Smart and final. Yeah, which is dead now.

Is it now just hasn't I been gone for a long time? No, there's one. I mean, I don't, there's one that's like, right by that Vegas seafood buffet. There's one, I just, it's one right next to Trader Joe's. I was, I was right there today. I have not been into smart and final forever though. I kind of want to go in and see what it's like again. Oh, smart and final. I was thinking of fresh and easy. Oh, yes, smart finals.

Great. It's like for restaurants, a blind staff. Fresh and easy was fantastic. And we Americans let that slip through our fingers. We did. We were like, check ourselves out. Have you lost your goddamn mind, son? fingers. We did we're like check ourselves out have your last year. God damn mind We're doing yeah ourselves out at Ralph's exactly a We're just just go all the sterile in there. I'm like yeah, but the food was cheap and good and it was pre-packaged

So you can get in and out of there in like 10 minutes and the guys were hot because it was right by a gym Oh my god the guys in the fresh and easy were so hot people don't even understand what a privilege It is to have a supermarket under a gym in LA. That is like the best time to ever grow. That's still why that trader chose on on on press and I. Yeah, Crescent and Census the best. Although they just put a CVS pharmacy in there and it totally ruined the aesthetic because now we're at used to have the movie thing now just as CBS. I'm like, Crows. You've cheapened this. You've cheapened my easy access.

I know. At least there's still CB2 there. Okay. Yeah. So Emily gets off the bus. So now Bronwyn is sitting next to Gina. She's like returned to the group after Tamara has made her feel better. And Bronwyn's sort of like vending to Gina about like, wow, I just really got it.

Um, you know, she never calls me out. She's like, well, though, I mean, I'm having a lot of fun. Even though I got yelled at, I'm having a lot of fun. And then meanwhile Tamara and Shannon are just like commiserating. Like Tamara's like, we're not off to a good start. Even this is after... No, no. No. This is after Tamra has gone and consoled Bronwyn to meet her. I feel like everything's okay. And then she goes back and be like, not after a good start. So Bronwyn gets it together and she's like, you know what? I'm gonna try again. Okay. So she goes over and she goes,

can we have fun now? And Shannon goes, hmm. Well, let's come out again. That is my, no, no. That's my one, no, no, telling the truth. And I wish that you had said, yes, I did, I did do it, but you didn't say that. And she's like, okay, I did it. She goes, no, no, that's not genuine. That's not genuine. No, no, that's not genuine. That's not shah-ha! Nope, nope. That was not genuine. Okay, okay, coming soon to a theater near you.

This is brought to you by a fact searchlight. And the searchlight is looking for some truth. Rawr! She's just merged with MGM. But by the way, also funny that like like it's okay for Shannon to be like, let's have some laughs. Here I got a snorkeling master's for the fun of it. Put it on. But then when Bromans like, no, I'm ready to have fun. Let's have laughs also. No, you don't understand. You cannot be having fun right now when the truth is out there and you're not admitted

to it. Yes, and not only that, but Shannon gave everyone those costumes and said, let's go have fun knowing that this was about to happen. That's not like he didn't know that Tamer was about to do all this. You you trace Amiga's. I know. And so now Bronwyn's destroyed all over again. I mean, I was like, the fact that Shannon is like so angry. Like, you like, you like, it was about a fucking text. Like, who texted who first? And as you said, the text was about a fucking text like who texted you first and as you said

the text was like hey, I thought we could get coffee, you know, and furthermore if she texted Emily and Gretchen is many of your fucking business who cares if she didn't know when it told her she's not allowed to be on this TV show she spoke to anyone that tamer didn't fucking like get over yourself. Yeah, tamer. Tamer barely has a horse in this race and you have no horse in this race Shannon yourself. Yeah. Tamra barely has a horse in this race, and you have no horse in this race, Shannon. None. Yeah.

But, you know, Shannon is also one of Tamra's victims. And has no reason in hell. The children. Shannon should be friends with Tamra. Tamra through her so hard under the bus last year, Eddie spoke so horribly of, uh, Shannon last year. The first year that Shannon came on and Shannon hated Tamra. And Tamra was so mean to Shannon and Tamra told all of, oh, by the way,

speaking of going and telling business, Tamra went and told all everyone that that Shannon was, that David had an affair or whatever it was. I mean, Tamra was the one who spread all of Shannon's business and Shannon's first season. Remember, that's why Shannon hated Tamra. Yes. And then she's also the one that with Heather DeBro tried to gaslight her and make her think she was literally going insane. And they're like, should we call someone?

I think we might need to call somebody because she's like losing him. Like you're gonna pull like a 10.52 or whatever the hell that number is when you get someone thrown in in the bin. Yeah, I mean, yeah, Tamra's a piece of work. So now they're in the, uh,

dropping everything. Yeah. So now they're in the van going home and Tamra has now shifted her, uh, iron towards Emily and she's like, I can't believe like Emily. Like that's our life. Like it doesn't matter. Fifty minutes before us. I'm like, you know what? Fifteen minutes without you, Tamra is like an eternity for everyone else.

Okay. So that's like, let her have her 15 minutes. I, Tamara is like an eternity for everyone else. Okay. So that's like, let her have her 15 minutes. I know, but it was also smart of her because she's the one who dropped all these bombs and then just left so the fighting didn't turn on her and her shitty marriage, you know. And by the way, how bad is Tamara that Emily would rather go spend time with Shane than Tamara? Yeah. I mean, that's bad.

That's bad. That's really bad. So Gina's like, well, I see there's something going on. And Kelly's like, yeah, that's bad. That's bad. That's really bad. So Tina's like, well, I see here something going on and Kelly's like, yeah, she told me. She told me she won't tell me what it is, but something's going on. Yeah, and then Shannon just starts to cry. She's like, well, you know, with my divorce you know before before I found Sam and cream cheese everyone saw that saw what was going on, but no one wanted to hurt me. I mean, David could do that just fine on his own.

But no one wanted to hurt me. And then when the reports came out that David had a girlfriend, it was like a knife. It was like a knife in my heart. And, oh god, 40-50 negative thoughts. They're happening. Oh no, regret things. Flames on the side of my face. Flames.

Uh, and Tamer was like, oh, what? Since it's rocket-the-babbage, does it take a rocket-side? That's the biggest that one out? And then, Jimmy goes, in the past, when there was any issue with David, I would get so emotional. But now I'm not emotional at all. I can't help but laugh. Not emotional. Am I emotional? No.

Am I? If you're watching this, I want you to know I'm not emotional. So Gina start sobbing. I'm so sorry I hiccuped in your face when I'm drinking this delicious peligrino sponsored by peligrino who's giving us no money. So, me and my friend Danny. Yeah, hi Danny. Watch Danny's television. Listen to Danny. Okay, so, Gina starts sobbing and Shannin goes, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, So be it and you just can see that She's like I know I know oh you're your perfect divorce not so perfect anymore. No

No, there they are That's why I got that's why I got us all poker hats so you could really understand what it's like losing it all the house I also got the poker hats to protect our eyes from the glare of Bronwyn's lies. Yeah, and she's like, it's so white, Shannon. I've been holding back, but I just need to confide in someone. And Shannon goes, not the right place, not the right place, but what you confide in me. And a more, a more convenient place, possibly a furniture store. That's gonna to be.

Actually, I just got a box from Marshalls that says confide. So I think I'm just going to use that. It's already threatening to do four certain things. So now, now are, uh, now a gloriously awkward intense scene. It's Emily. She's are we ready? Are we all ready for this? Look, I'm all happy. I'm like, yeah, this is the fun episode. Okay. Have a good trip. I'll actually later. So Emily returns home from Beverly Hills and she goes upstairs where Shane is with the kids. She's like,

Hi! And he just looks like death. He looks like he just was dipped into volcano and like put in this room and he's like, Hi! Yeah, he's like Satan's comrag. Like you just, it's found like, stop it.

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, but it's found like months later, you know, when you bought a house that you want to flip. I mean, he's just a piece of shit. I just say standing there awfully, because that's exactly what he does. And she goes into Hagen, and he doesn't even, like, she goes into Hagen Kiss him, and he turns his cheek away, which I was like, really shaneane and don't give me this bullshit that like,

oh, he feels uncomfortable on camera. I'm like, it's a fucking hello, kiss to your wife. It's okay. God is, God's down with that, I guarantee. He's a disgusting piece of shit human being. So she's like, oh, hi, and she goes, how are you? And he's like, all right. Are you ready to clean up and cook? And she goes, oh, you're ready to clean and cook? You guys, now I'm asking you, the boys have to go to bed soon, okay? Really? Oh my god, really?

Oh my god, so he's like, so, you know, I'm asking, oh wait, she says, what'd you do today, right? I don't know. Oh, by the way, she says, what'd you do today way, she says, I don't tell Lail, there. But I want to hear about you. Come on, sit down. I haven't seen you in a while. Come on, sit down. And he's like, it's only been a week.

So it's been longer than a week. Because we know it was 10 days last time we were asking her. And so now it's probably like two weeks. So like a solid two weeks, right? But also like where is like the compassion? Where is like like she he is done with the bar and like admittedly like sure like you know what he just finished the bar I'm down if he doesn't want to cook dinner and if it's like a nice thing for like you know what like he should put his feet up for a second because the stress is over.

I get that, but you know what though? What you don't do is you say, okay, so now you can clean up and cook me dinner. Like that's not what you do. The entitlement is not cool. And you know what, how about this? While she was driving back from Beverly Hills, while she had left her lovely day,

15 minutes early to come be with you and leaving early means that you're gonna get shit talks behind your back and she does that. How about you clean up while she's on her way back and then she'll click you in a center. How about that? Or how about you use the help that you have that was literally sitting there in the room with them helping you watch a kid. It's not like it was Errolone watching the kid. It was a girl there. And call GrubHub. How about that? Yeah, what is your shit? Hi, knees. Okay. How about that? And she's like trying to talk, trying to be like, I want to hear about you. And how about when she, instead of saying it's only been a week, say, you know, I really missed you too, even though it was only a week. How about

say that, even if you're not even feeling a fake it because that's what she wants to hear and she needs to hear. He's awful. In this clip, this scene was going around as a clip all week. So I'd seen this last week. And I'm still so enraged about it. I thought, oh, I'm just going to be over it. Nope, still I didn't see it. So she's like, so how'd you do?

How'd you do on the bar? And he's like, fine. Should, well, tell me more, like, how do you feel about it? He's like, I feel ready for dinner. That's how I feel. And she was your day. She's like, I want ready for dinner. That's how I feel. And I was your day. I was like, I want to talk about your day. And he's like, um, I said, how was your day?

You know, when you came out and you did, you know, that's stupid shit. You know, I don't know what you do. Oh, it's just so obnoxious. I mean, basically he says he doesn't want to talk about the barks. He doesn't want to jinx it. But then just say that. Be like, you know, I'm happy with it, but I really don't want to get into it because I don't want to jinx it. What I care about now is I just want to be with you,

and I just want to like get back with the family that I don't know. But not sound so burdened by every single question that she's asking. Well, and then we see his passive aggressive, whatever he's really talking about, which is why he's being so moaning, because they finally go down to the kitchen, he's God knows what he's eating. And their poor little girl is like trying to spend time with them or whatever. So they sit down and she goes, this is right after he's like kind of yelling like,

how was your day? And so she goes, well, I guess I just don't feel anything right now. And he goes, well, if you don't feel anything, then eat. Sit on the meat. Oh, I thought you said, oh, I don't know, either way. Yeah, he said something like cook something. But then he said, like, how was your week and the little girls and it was really hard. No one, no one was helping.

And he goes, oh, well, maybe now you see my contribution. Yeah, that gives you an idea of how much I contribute. Like, shut the fuck up. Like, so, I mean, like how much I contribute. Like shut the fuck up. Like, so, I mean, like, okay, fine. So you do contribute a lot. So therefore you should be like, I'm sorry because I know that I contribute a lot. And therefore it was probably extra hard.

Not use that as a way to get some sort of like, thank, like some sort of like applause, you know, it was so obnoxious. And I don't care. I don't even wanna hear. Oh, that's just Shane He's just like really sarcastic. I know no, no, no, no, that's yeah That's just Shane. He's a horrible fucking human being and I know you don't think you can do better But don't go sit don't go around everywhere like you should have pride in who you were and just be who you weren't be happy

This is the lowest amount of pride you could possibly have is being anywhere near someone who spoke to you like that, especially on TV, have some respect for yourself, have some respect for your children, and have some respect for the people who are fucking watching you. This is not cute. Get your ass out of that house. We're stopping pretending you're some fucking hero to people because this is disgusting and it's bad for women. It's yeah, and on top of that, we know it's not going to end well. Okay, we've watched a lot of reality TV. We see the signs we see the signs that were never wrong about this

It's like Gargamel having a baby with the ugliest smurf there You know, yeah, yeah, and let's Brainy let's be honest and let's and you know what I do know what let's just like can we just like skip the rigmarole because here's the arc Next season they renew their wedding vows and it turns out they really do love each other and the season after that they get divorced. Can we just like, to quote, call it Ray Jepsen, can we cut to the feeling?

Can we just get to the divorce? Okay. Well, yeah, I think this is one of those marriages that it's obvious she's coming on the show to divorce him, like get everyone against him so then she doesn't feel as bad or she divorces him or whatever. Just fast forward, just get rid against him so then she doesn't feel as bad or to see divorces him or whatever. He just fast forward. Just get rid of him. He's so bad that I'm actually losing respect for you

at this point. Yeah, he is really, he is really, really shitty and there was something else I was going to say about him. Another point. And you're, you're subjecting your children to that and you're teaching your children to go take that out in the world. You know, at some point you have to like stop with the victim shit and take some responsibility. It's disgusting. I can't believe I'm mad at Emily, but now look, I'm mad at Emily. Well, you know what though? You know what I thought was shitty? Is that she also makes a point being like, you know what? Who else are you going to talk about the bar with? I'm an attorney also. I'm also your wife. Like if we can't talk about the bar, if we can't talk about, and we can't talk about these things, then like we might as well just like our separate ways now. I'm like, uh, yeah, I mean, you, how you gave it the best pitch. That's the best pitch. Okay.

Yeah. It's over. It's done. Leave. So he says, ah, they drag it out another 20 minutes. Some people think he meant like, oh, we have to talk to the camera trying to drag out this shit for another 20 minutes. And some people think he meant we were the were the kids trying to drag out going to bed another 20 minutes. I don't really care. I hate you. The same amount either way. So then the producers ask Shane in an interview. Did he miss Emily while he was away studying? He goes, Oh, well, this is where the sarcasm comes in. And he went, I'm like, no, we're not going to, I'm not going to be like, yeah, no, you don't get a musical cue for that.

You don't get a funny, you don't get a funny running joke this season, sir. Okay, maybe it'll happen every now and then. But you know what, for right now, not tonight, not tonight. And this sad version. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B Satan's come back. That's what you get. Satan's come back. We have to do a different song though. Satan's come back.

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He says, I don't, you guys, and I don't really cry myself to sleep because I miss my family. I just do what I have to do and Know there's a time when it's done and I can be with my family and kids. So, oh, that's great. We had to make them feel like a priority in your life. Yeah, this guy's such a prick. So, yeah. So, she goes, she's still trying, right? So, they're sitting there.

It's been the most awkward scene. I think I've sat through in a long time and then she goes, well, Shane, do you feel relief now that it's over? And he goes, no, I feel hungry. And I was like, okay, you're dead to me. There he is. Oh, that's that fire that humor. There's that great comic humor. So now we go to Mozambique, not the country.

Well, wait, no, Mozambique is a city, I think. Oh, god, I literally too soon to follow this. I can't. I'm rooting myself. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm on record, not remembering him most am because of a city. Oh, dear. Oh, I'm going down in flames. I'm just on a record. I'm just on record is being dumb as usual. Okay. No one stops. I'm looking up football songs. No, most of the big is a country. And the thing is this, you know what makes me so sad right now, Ronnie? Uh-huh. Is that I just spent 15 minutes last night staring at a map of the countries of the world.

Because that's just what I do. And so like I should be really fresh on my Mozambique. And the fact that I could. Well, I've been playing that duo Lingo game for two weeks and all I know how to say is y'all come up on okay, that's literally all I know how to say so I feel just mortified that I thought most I'm being with the city, but you know it's orange county and these things happen is what rocks away your brain and we've also but I'm podcasting a lot today I did I know this our fourth podcast today but I did find a song that they're playing football games it would good. What's it? Satan's come rank. Welcome to the jungle. Is that something they really play at football games a lot? Yeah, but it's you know, not in that way. It sounded more fun in my head than when I did it. I was like, well, first of all, you did like a marching band version

Because that's what they play you know they usually do the the when they when they play it at When they play it at games they usually that intro where goes No, it's not it's it's not a I think we just have to say I think we just have well I think at random moments we will just have to shout it out and then a song we just if a song comes to us we're gonna do it till it feels right. I have to turn on my fan. I'm sweating in this room. I never turned on my air conditioning after all your thing. And now I'm fully sweating. Okay. Let's go. I do like that, but the cat's theme doesn't make any sense. It's going to funny. Okay. Let's keep up for now.

We'll keep up for now, but we'll. On a trial basis. Okay. I feel like we shouldn't be saying Satan's come ragged at that letter anyway. It's not a very nice thing. No, it's a terrible thing to say, but I think if you follow it up with the right song it works And the problem is that we followed up all the enough the Tom's diner thing is sticking in my head and I wish I really hadn't done that No, don't take us back to Siggy flicker. No, I would have monster I was walking down the street and then to visa was something to me and Walking down the street and then Theresa was so mean to me and they... Okay, there I work.

I'm running coffee and I look to my left and who do I see but Margaret Joseph's cleaning her hair. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh Bronwyn's mother, okay? Yeah, I love her. You're with your colorful hair and your wacky personality and your crazy person's hard blank. Okay, listen here, bitch. She's left your daughter alone in bars with tables full of coke. You don't get to just pretend it's all in her head now. Okay, you did.

Here's what I'd love to about her. That for as much as this woman's like burning man, ooh, burners, oh my goodness, and she has all the hair and she's got the big thing. It's like burning man, ooh, burners, oh my goodness, and she has all the hair, and she's got the big thing, it's like women power, whatever. She is like Lucille Bluth, okay? And she is like not having any of it, and she will not accept any responsibility,

and she's just been, she's like my fucking daughter, always looking to blame me for her failures in life, then that it, like, Yeah, and here she comes bringing me on TV, so she can try and blame me for her own bullshit. I kind of love that she was a woman, this Betsy Johnson looking woman, who looks like she's just going to be spewing bullshit and stuff like Lydia's mom and such. She's just like a cold-hearted bitch. And I was like, I love that. She really is. So they go out of dinner and the mom...

You can tell right away that the mom moms of total BI because she's like hello Like to the waiters and then when she she goes. I'll just have whatever she's having. I'm sure it's gonna be great Thank you So easy going and they bring her her drink and there's a plastic straw and it's just you can take this back I'm like, well, what do you think they're gonna do with that? I can't really use the plastic straw. Okay, you've already killed a turtle bitch. At least enjoy your margarita. Drinks from it. Like, ways not want not, but you know, she cares about. I mean, I support, I support paper straws. I'm just saying as long as they give you the plastic straw.

Yeah. I'm just saying this back, please. Oh, and then I'll have a dead chicken. That would be great. If you could take this, this plastic straw to save a turtle while you're murdering a chicken in the back from my sandwich. That would be fine Thanks, so she's like she starts to see and being just care of freeing me like I don't care what we I'll just have what you have I'm a supportive. I'm easy. I'm easy, you know like when you're listen when you're in what you're in the middle of burning man You don't get to choose what you get to eat. You just got to get whatever lizard walks by. Am I right? So whatever you want. I'm fine with I'm just easy easygoing mom. Yeah. Easygoing mom that any daughter would be proud to have and be so lucky to have it would clearly never blame anything on. Yeah. So she grabs

her daughter's hand and she's like, honey, give me your hand. Give it to me. Baby, you are beautiful and you look intelligent. I'm like, what does that mean? And Ron was like, I look intelligent. Well, I guess when my kids around, or not around, I must look smarter. He he he. So, but then Bronwyn orders like this. I'll have this, but could you have the chicken taken off

the stick for me? I'm like, fuck both of you at this point. I know. Although I didn't really know that was an option because I hate taking the chicken off the skewer. You know why? Why? Well, most skewers are wooden. So there's always that like this, that, that terrible moment of tension where you have to put the fork around it and you're like,

you're like, okay, come on off and you're like pushing and it like the chickens like, I'm not coming off the skewer. You stabbed me to the heart with this thing and now you have to deal with it. And I'm like, no, you come off the skewer and you're like pushing and it like the chicken's like I'm not coming off the skewer You stabbed me to the heart with this thing and now you have to deal with it And I'm like no you come off the skewer and you're pressing and then finally the chicken's like fine I give up and whoa and the chicken just goes flying off the skewer and you're like oh shit I hate that. Okay, so you're a Broadway and you're a Broadway. No, but I deal with it. That's part of life I deal with it. Yeah, it's part of life. You don't get to just people You don't get to just ask people to take chicken off your stick, like live your life like a normal fucking person, okay? So they are

talking about a shoes like, so mom, um, I, we went to LA and we drove by, uh, the whiskey in the rainbow room and I had memories to my dysfunctional childhood. I'm like, oh yeah, those days were great. We used to have to bartender fill up your bottle with milk. Just funny because you were nine years old and still in a bottle, but I guess not everyone can mature quickly, am I right? I think that was so great. We'd have them fill your bottle with milk and we'd be playing rockin' out on stage and then there's you just in the front row staring up at us. You were just so cute down there staring up at us and people would come crowd surfing over your head and you try to reach in but you're too short. Bill even knew how to walk.

How much face was not happy? She's like, like, it's not a memory for her. Yeah, she's like, hi, we're here to talk about my trauma, thanks. So she's like, well, the trip was fun, but I mean, I got really ganged up on, you know, and you know, it was just like really hard, you know, everyone, you know, and the mom's like, well, why did that happen?

And she's like, well, I don't know, I guess normally everyone just believes in my bullshit and I have these new friends and they're like, no, you fucking lied about something. Yeah, like the mom's like, it sounds like they're good friends. Yeah, she goes, oh, so do you, fucking lied about something. Yeah, like a mom like, it sounds like they're good friends. Yeah, she goes, oh, so do you, you lied? You lied and she's like, yeah, I did, you know, and I'm just used to having these surface friendships and, you know, I don't know.

I just, I lie about how I'm feeling because I don't want other people to have their feelings hurt. And the mom said, why would you do that? She goes, because I want them to like me. I want to be liked and I feel like they don't like me. And then the mom goes, do you you do that? She goes, because I want them to like me. I want to be liked. And I feel like they don't like me. And then the mom goes, do you think I don't like you? And she goes, no, no, maybe, maybe.

Is that another lie? Is that another lie? Is that another lie? Probably not. As your mother, let me tell you, give you a piece of advice. No one will ever like you until you stop blaming me for your own problems. Mother!

Well, she's not much better. She tells us, you know, my mom is so focused on herself that no matter how much she loves me as her daughter, I know that she's always going to love herself more, you know. And so it's really sad. And then she starts using bachelor language, which I start losing faith because she's like, you know, vulnerable walls up, half walls up mom, I don't know how to be vulnerable. Yeah. And the mom's like getting mad. Like, the mom has this hard, crazy blink. Yeah. It starts like hard blinking at her. And she's like,

and those walls, where did that come from? And she's like, well, I was, I was shuffled around a lot as a kid. And, you know, I had to build some very big layers and the mom is just like giving me like this look like, mm, you were not gonna do this to me on TV. Not to me. Yeah. I worked hard for these braids and you were not gonna destroy this image of me. Okay. I yeah, you will not do this. She's like, uh, yeah, you were shuffled. You were shuffled to your grandparents and people who knew you. It's not like you make it that shuffling means like shuffle, shuffle, you weren't shuffled. Bronwyn. Well, we did try to shuffle you one time. And can I tell you you were the worst heck of fucking cards I've ever seen. So there was a disappointment. But for the rest of it, but what are you talking about? You didn't even have walls as a kid. Okay. We literally had no

walls. I don't know what you're complaining about. And Bronwyn's like, well, you know, I didn't have a typical two-parent house. Just, um, that's not typical. No, but I mean, I learned very young at a very young age to take care of myself and typically goes radical self-reliance. Yes. Yeah. And so the mom gets her, yeah, the mom gets her own talking head thing. And she has, she has some resentment for a perceived bad childhood. I mean,

if it's on perceived, if you do a close caption, can you put that in big font? Perceived things. Do you put that letter in yellow like you do in two different people are talking? It's like, I mean, she might think she suffered. I mean, in the scheme of things and the scheme of suffering, when you look at refugee camps, I think Bronwyn was treated pretty well. I mean, it's pretty obvious. I was kind of amazing.

I mean, she grew up in rock clubs, okay? Like, she was great. She's great. And the scheme of suffering when you look at refugee camps, I think Bronwyn was treated pretty well. Wow. So Bronwyn says, tells her mom that she has so many children I think Broadway was treated pretty well. Oh, wow. So, so, Brawman said, tells her mom that she has so many children

because the only people she lets in are her children, and that's why she has so many children, and then Deb goes, oh, expand your friend group, huh? Ha! Ha! Ha! I just love that her mom is just like,

dissing her. Yeah, her mom's like, I'm not taking this trip for two seconds. So yeah, I find another friend group, but she goes, no, but it's different because my love for my kids isn't complicated, you know? And it's easier to just have superficial relationship or be the funny one or, and the mom goes,

you inspire me, Bronwyn. You inspire me as a person, as a mother, as a daughter, as a person paying for this check right now. Okay. You inspire. Okay, I'm so glad that your relationship with your children is is simple. I'm glad. I mean, here I thought I raised a daughter who could be radically self-reliant and could handle Challenging complicated relationships But I guess you're just only equipped to deal with children. That's fine. Oh my god So then we go over to an equally quick real seat I just have to say that it ends with basically brawman saying you know what?

I've been an amazing mom for a long time and it it's time for me to be an amazing Bronwyn. You know, and Deb just the other like, good luck with that bitch. Damage is done. So then we go over to Kelly and Brian, who, I'm also freaking out, sorry, this whole thing kind of creeps me out too, sorry.

He's the plastic surgeon that she's dating. By the way, in real life, they're broken up. Yeah. And now we can say he's creepy. So they go to a restaurant. And of course, we have the obligatory waiter menu situation, but this waiter, he's like, so what's on the menu? He's like, oh, we have an egg to carrot soup.

It's a soup made for me. It's a different type of carrot to different types of Arat. His name is like Minolo or something. Oh, Hondi. Oh, Frado. Hondi. Yeah, Frado. Let's just go without Frado. So he's like, Hi, Abraham. We've got eight-headed soup and Kelly goes,

finally my hair is full. So she tells him about the rumor, the train rumor, and he's like, too, too sexually. And she's like, yeah, is it? Guys, call them in. What a train. And he's like, well, you know, when things like this happen, you just need to really laugh it off. She goes, I have a daughter. Well, you do need to talk to her about that. And then you laughed us off. and you think about the businesses you're growing. Like, you know, uh, Botox for children whose parents are going through divorce. Remember, we talked about that last week.

It's like, please tell me Kelly did not invest in any Brian shit. Please. I also love his rationale. He's like, look, because she's like, how could I have a train? I mean, I've been married since I was 25. He's like, yeah, you only did it for a year. There was no time for a married since I was 25. He's like, yeah, you only dated for a year. There was no time for a choo choo train. That's ridiculous. That's what's going on. Cal, along with these feet.

I mean, I guess we'll see her in your 40s and 50s. You know, you really do understand. But a train could take a long, you know, and here we go back to the helicopter. The helicopter has to land. That has to find a train, you know. He's like, keep your eyes on the prize. And I'm part of that prize, right?

I'm like, this is awkward. Yeah, so he's everything. And then of course, now we know she's broken up and already completely in love with the Fox News anchor. And a multi-balty or whatever. Multi-balty. Yeah, that was quick. So now we go over to Tamara.

She's in a car driving and talking to Shannon on the phone, uh, because they're going to hip-hop class and, uh, she's like, play a ton of non-constant for the hip-hop class, please, please tell me. She's like, oh, yes, I am. Won't be an issue at all. I mean, who will ever get up Santa by the white league dressing like Rendy MC for hip-hop class? Get up Santa, but the white bleach resting like Rundy MC for hip-hop class. Absolutely nothing offensive about it. So she's like, ah, thanks, got bad in the lab. And Santa's like, oh yeah, well, you know, I found out someone I'm having fun with isn't telling the truth, and I don't get it. Could you, could you hear the breeze over my hand,'s the wind coming from a palms criss-crossing themselves very quickly in the cadence of my voice

So notice when Tamer comes in she's like oh my god look at that. I'm in my daughter's class Erase my was just is someone as eraser broken. Yeah, also Also, I have to say I have to say that like when Shannon here's Shannon going off about Bronwyn like she told her like it I don't get it and then Tamra goes Tamra tells us she gets No, no taken she lied let's move on I'm like you're the one who created this situation no one cared until you brought this up. She creates this situation. She breaks this woman down.

She bitches about it. And then she acts like Shannon's the crazy one for still talking about it. Like, people will still like her because she's in Lisa Rina's knockoff, you know, glitter pink dress from the season of real house, I said, Beverly Hills. Not working, bitch.

So yeah, so they're in the class and Tamra's dressed like her daughter and then Shannon walks in like, like Rev Run in like a black Adidas jumpsuit with like the gold chain and the hat. And it's like, I know, no, no, no. Girl, in the year of the carons, like this has really been 2019,

I think we'll really go down as the year of the carons and like this has really been 2019, I think we'll really go down as the year of the carons and the older white ladies with their cell phones, taking cell phone footage of black people crossing the street or going into an apartment building or doing whatever bullshit that they've been doing this year. And you know who you are, Karen's, I don't mean you, nice lady at home named Karen, you know, the mean Karen.

This has been the year of that. I don't think we need the scene right now. Okay. Yeah. Exactly. It's like, like as like all offensive things goes, it wasn't the worst offensive thing. But it's just one of those things, you're like, this just feels a little tone down. It's just like, it just like, no. So, so now they have a dance lesson. Of course, struggling, you know Shannon get that she starts doing the She starts making that face like she is cooling down a hot spoonful of soup that Okay, the left the right okay, all right, all right. I think this is the hot hip okay Hot hip hot pop dancing. I feel good about it.

Yeah, San and is the one trying real hard. Tamer is the one who owns the gym, so she just does Zoom button, it looks fine. And Bronn went is the one who really takes it seriously and makes me curl up into a ball and apologize to the side of myself that's not white. I'm like, I'm so sorry, loving yourself. This doesn't even have to do with that. I don't know if there's nothing to do with that, but the white part of me is

apologizing. So then we go over to Nell Salon where Emily and Gina are meeting up and they're meeting up because it was supposed to be Gina's original court date, but she got a continual sense of something like that. So we forgot to mention that same line because that was just another city thing He said he's like, what do you do? And she's like, well tomorrow I'm gonna go to work for a while But then I'm gonna go meet Gina to get her nails done. He goes isn't tomorrow or court date She has she got to continue and she goes so she could get her nails done. Yeah off stage

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Emily's like, I'm just having one glass, okay. So they start talking about Shane basically being a prick, but she, you know, she doesn't say that. She's just like, Shane was exhausted. She's like, yeah, and it's definitely off. Like clearly he disconnected. Like he should be home and helping you,

so you could work on yourself. Yeah. She goes, you know, I'm the one who's supposed to have the problems. I'm the one who actually got a box that says problems, you know, and then we goes, yeah, no, it is you. She just, and she's like, yeah, no, it is you.

She has and Gina's like, yeah, I've been noticing that because I've been missing my check in. I'm like, where's my check in? Uh, where's her check in? You know, she was a good enough friend to call you every day and make sure you're doing okay. Pick up your text, you know, you know, when the daily check in goes away, shit happens. Have we learned nothing about Lisa Vanderpump and Brandy Glandel, the daily check inin goes away, shit happens. Have we learned nothing about Lisa Vanderpump and Brandy Glandel, the daily check-in? Once you start that pattern, you get him hooked. Yeah, and it looks like it's gonna go to shit this year.

So, we've seen. So Gina's like, yeah, okay, yeah. Well, Lucky for me, she amens my new friend. And Emily's like, okay, that's weird, but have fun with that. I'll just be stuck with the unluckiest charm of all. Well, what's going to happen is that Emily is going to, like, all the shit that she's going through with Shane,

she's going to project that into this situation with Gina, and she's going to get Madagina. That's what's going to 100% happen. Yep. So now, back to the dance class. So, uh, basically, uh, the guys like, hey, fun times, I'm gonna see you later in terms of like, I'm never coming back.

I'm never coming back. Yeah, I'm never be back. Like they're not gonna ask you back. Yeah. Yeah, you're like the side girls. Get out. So, tamer is like, yeah, fuck that. So they all sit down and tamer is like,

how are you to dig it at? And,wyn's like, well, I'm better. You know, I did feel a little bit ganged up on yesterday and they both look at her like, yeah, Tamer goes, well, a China's face is like, wow, wow, I can't believe that. Wow, wow, wow, You felt ganged up then. How do you feel sitting next to me now? Hood girl, what's up, my girl? So Shannon's like, well, we thought that you, that there was a lot of pot stirring that was happening.

A lot of pot stirring. I'm like, you are friends with Tamara Barney. And Bronwyn's like, that's never happened to be in my life. And Tamara goes, you've never been caught in a lie? Yeah. And so then Bronwyn's like, yeah, I've never been caught in a lie, which of course is probably a lie. So she's like, she's like, you know what?

When it happened, I just, I wanted to run. I, you know, I've been a runner all my life on account of the mother who's been, was terrible to me. And so I just, you know, I moved from house to house growing up. I was shuffled like a deck of cards. I've been told I was the worst deck of cards of all time. And I learned from that experience that I don't want to be shuffled and that 52 card pick up. I don't want that in my life like, Bronwyn, are you still on the same storyline here? I know. Bronwyn's like, I'm sick of every birthday. My mom's slapping me on the head and saying, old know. From what's like, I'm sick of every birthday.

My mom's slapping me on the head and saying, old maid. It's not nice. You know, I'm sick of it. What if I don't want radical self-reliance? What about then, huh? What about then? So yeah.

So she talks about how she like, in her childhood, she was shuffled around and she spent time with her grandparents and then she just got used to trying to fit in and saying whatever she had to do to fit in and she has bad coping skills when I guess she's not fitting in or something I don't know is some like. And you still do have bad skills because if you had good skills you would have said yes I did Texas women I had no idea they were your enemies and I owe you no explanation. If you have a problem with them and you don't want me talking to them, fine, I'll choose between you and them and it might be them. Fuck off. You bossed them face a little biot.

Yeah, exactly. And so, but now Bronwyn is actually using this to like this experience with Tamar and Shannon to like applaud herself for picking herself up out on the back for she's a good housewife. She is. She's like, you know, I think these friendships are, like, if we keep working at it, like, it could be really worth it, you know? And I'm going to take the hard route.

I'm going to take the hard route. I'm not going to run away. I'm like, I'm like, it will not be worth it. And it's not the hard route. Yeah, she's like, I finally learned not to complain about my childhood and not to talk about it anymore. I was like, uh, this has been your entire episode and it's going to be your entire 10 year run on this show because I feel like she's going to last.

She's going to last. She's very polished. I mean, if this girl's already writing a book, she's like, this girl's on it. Okay. Yeah, I feel like I feel like she is a good addition so far. And then of course, you know, never one to let someone have the full emotional scene herself. Tamra then starts to take over because Brawman's like, most of my friendships have just all just been like surfacy. They've just been about trying to have fun. I've been experiencing things with you guys that I haven't felt before because

it's always been superficial friendships. And Tamra goes, I did that for years. Years, it wasn't until Shannon, my first true friend. Which is like her way of like, like being, like, like, keeping Shannon under her spell, you know? Yeah, and then extra fuck you to Vicki while they're at it. Yes, exactly. She's like, yeah, it took me from funny to 50. I was like, mm, okay. So, yeah, so Shannon has been outmaneuvered.

Shannon's like, oh my God, she has dropped so much victimhood on my head. I can't even hold it with this chain. So Shannon decides to be nice to her again for now. And then something very odd happens. There's like a commercial for the Downton Abbey movie. And I'm like, this is way too classy for this show. This should not be airing in the middle of Orange County.

We do not, we do not have the Dowager Countess like on the heels of Tamra, Tamra Judge. No. So is this a prequel to Downton Abbey? No, right? I don't think so. So, Brad. The mother passed away.

I don't, you know, I never saw the final episode. So. I didn't, I didn't watch the last season because it became about Mary trying to find loving and oh my god It's like watching a refrigerator go on the bachelor. I'll watch no thing I will watch it you know because I when I saw that the commercial and I saw the billboard today too So it was like a lot for me all at once and I was like

This needs to be back in my life So I will I will be carving out time to see this movie on September 20th and I'm like and like I'm like I'm like ready and so I may have to watch the the final season down Nabi after all well that is where my to eat Kemsley voice comes from so I do need to pay respect and buy a ticket Who knows maybe well who knows maybe well never mind so Anyway down nabi love it so excited. I hope Tom has finally get some gay loving So then we see a bunch of scenes on a farm and I'm just taking them to get pet with her kids just basically so she can talk to Barry

That is now who would ever put a come rag in a petting zoo. That is not right It's like a bunch of little evil goats. Yeah. So, yeah, there are zoo mars petting zoo. I don't know if I'd ever go to a place called zoo mars petting zoo. Especially because it already has zoo in the name. I feel like that's cheating. Yeah, it is. Yeah. So they go to this thing and Perry is there and it's basically a chance for Emily to bitch about Shane, right? And Perry, you know, Perry is a sweet lady, but let's not forget that she did create fucking Shane. So fuck you for that, Erie. I don't trust it at all, by the way.

I do not. I don't trust her. And second of all, you're sitting there basically giving her the worst advice. It's like, she told Emily's like, my feelings are always hurting. You know, I'm really in love with her. And she's telling her, and Perry just smiles and she goes, when I work at the bank, this is what they tell us.

If you're mad or sad, you go to bathroom, you open toilet and you tell it, and then you flush it. But it's very confusing, trying to differentiate between a toilet and chain. So it's not great advice. But you know, the thing is this, Perry, so Emily has this whole thing where she's like, you know, the thing thing is that like Perry gives me the emotional support that I don't get from Shane and like first of all

That's your husband and if you are getting the emotional support from the mom That's all sorts of layers of fucked up second of all if you think for one second that everything you tell Perry She's not going back and telling the rest of her entire family and probably also Shane You are fooling yourself becausery just sits there and smiles. Oh, oh yeah, yeah. Mm. And like she just tells her what Shane wants her to tell her anyway. Like they showed a clip last year when she was like,

but I want another child. And the mom's like, but you almost died last time. Which is real. She said it in a much nicer way, but that's all Shane was saying the whole time too. I feel like she's just reiterating Shane's point of view. It's like, oh yeah, just hold it in.

Life gets tough and we get tougher. Fuck you! I'm divorcing you too, Perry. Yeah, Perry, I'm done with you, Perry. So then we also get a flashback of an argument that Emily and Shane had three weeks earlier and we see Emily's like, it's like, we't know what it's about but Emily's already mad about something and she's like you're being rude And he's like well every answer is I don't know I don't know and she's well, I don't know and he goes I'm right here. Oh my god. That is when you get my

We're gonna need a song that we both come together on I'm just gonna go back to the top. I'll come with you I'll come with you. We shouldn't say that. I'll do yours. I just don't know what you're singing. Oh, I was singing you can call me out by Paul Simon Okay, here. Let me write it my nats. No, no, no, no, no. I'm happy to go to cats because I like that also It's just kind of funny. This is like the gift of the Magi. I gave up both Simon do have cats You're like I gave up post cats have both Simon and now we're both bald Gotta love that Christmas story Okay And now we're both bald. Gotta love that Christmas story. Okay. Anyway, yeah.

So Perry, yeah, Perry has been spending the last 40 years screaming into toilets. That's the lesson learned. Yeah. And Emily's like, well, I just can't spend my whole life screaming at toilets. Well, I'm gonna guess I can. And the reason, you know, a lot of people don't know, but California is an equal, it's an equal share state. So when you get divorced, it's equal no matter what. Like if it's the woman who's richer, then it's half a first hit that goes to him, you know, and so she's

going to have, in other words, divorce is very expensive for you in California. Do you not get married in California? Don't get married anywhere, but especially in California. Do you not get married in California? Pete, don't get married anywhere, but especially in California. You know, you do, you get a porta potty, you put in the backyard and you're going there. Yeah, yell, yell, yell until you were done yelling. And then when you realize that I could either spend my life in this porta potty, or I could like go be with Shane for a little bit, you'll realize you'll want to stand the porta potty a little bit longer. Totally. Okay. So that seems to stand, right? Okay, so let's go to Shannon,

who is so Shannon's like a D'Aurinda, where you know D'Aurinda is like clip, clip, so she gets like clip, clip trademarked, so she can put it on hats and make money forever. She's very smart. So Shannon housed her, I have nine lemons in a bowl. And now she's in lemon fucking pajamas,

which I'll bet you you can find somewhere on her website. Yes. And I'm gonna go look for them. I actually liked them quite a bit. And so she's in this, like, lemon pajamas. She's sitting in this weird big blue chair that's next to her front door and her phone is plugged into the wall.

It's like nothing really made, it was odd. So she's on the phone and then she's like, she first thing that she does is she calls Tamra she goes well let's let's face time here let me sit as far away from my face time as possible all right okay can you hear me over there all right so she's like she's like she's like well remember how I asked Gina if she spoke to my attorney friend and she said she had it. Ah! Well guess what?

He just called me and said he was in court today. And someone told him that Gina missed her court date and the judge has issued a warrant out for her rest. Must be nice being wanted. So then we cut to Gina, who's with her parents, and there's still no furniture in her house so that scene is just echoing. It's like you're doing an echo chamber. And Gina's like, I'm not trying to wiggle at anything.

I just don't understand the process. And I was hoping they have a guide to guide me through the process. It's not fair. I mean, apparently, you know what? Like my attorney, he put in like to score a continuance and he never followed through and didn't know it was annoyed. So then like, you know, you know, not showing up to court dates. Like I look like such a loser. Like I would never do that.

I got a box. It says I would never do that. Okay. Put in the standteeks. Yeah, and her parents are like, we're gonna fix this, honey. We're gonna fix this, honey. And basically Gina decides, I mean, it's like Gina, okay, you've had a rough year. I'm feeling for you.

I'm starting to feel less for you. It's like enough, enough already. Get your shit together, lady. They're like, now more importantly, Gina, did you ever find your sunglass case? You know? So then back to Shannon. This is one thing you can count on.

The roof is still leaking, right? You know, think of it as a sign. Are you going to get a furniture in here, by the way, it's been about three months. So Shannon's like, Well, you know, Tam, right? You can't, you can't claim her. She's no legal expert.

She's dumb as a box of rocks. We know that because she got a box of rocks. It's at rocks on it. So she's claim her she's no legal expert. She's dumb as a box of rocks. We know that because she got a box of rocks It's at rocks on it. So she's no she's no smart, but why didn't her attorney friend Emily say ah you should probably be there Why? Oh, yes, it's all Emily's fall right and then oh yeah They're so toxic. They are so evil and toxic They're so toxic. They are so evil and toxic. But I love Shannon, but so toxic. She's like probably the only person on Bravo who could be that toxic and I still love her. Maybe like Ramona, you know?

Yeah. So then after now Shannon has been gossiping with Tamara and be like, now she calls up Gina to be a good friend. Right. So they go meet at a furniture store. The most comfortable. Oh, is this on the phone? Uh, yeah, actually, it doesn't matter. We could just go to the furniture store.

I was going to the furniture store. It's the same old. So they go, yeah, they go to a furniture store and I was like, this is so nice. They're like, Shannon's going to help Gina get some furniture for that empty room. And like, well, I have returned my 10,000 square foot home. And the only thing I haven't done is my bedroom. So since I, I mean, I already have furniture into it. That's perfectly lovely. But why not make it lovely or right?

So Gina comes in and one of those like top head ponytails is like fan. I mean, she just looks like a mess. Yeah, it is like such a crazy. It's like a, it's like, fan, I mean, she just looks like a mess. Yeah, it is like such a crazy, it's like a dollop. Like someone took a dollop of cool, put it on her head, but it's, but it's made of her hair. Yeah, it's just like messy. I've been crying and vomiting all day hair. And I'm in Ireland. Yeah. And I'm from my God.

So she goes in and she's like, I'm okay. So Jenny, thank you, she had it. And Jenny goes, Oh, I'm so excited, thank you, she's an old woman. And she only goes, Oh, don't thank me, don't thank me. I'm just a selfless, selfless friend who would do what any friend would do, especially if someone were an attorney, which I'm not,

but I'm sure if you had an attorney friend, she would do the same thing for you. Yeah. Unfortunately for you, the attorney friend you do have's not your friend at all. So you have to call me your heart's nemesis and here I am, got an old abendable Shannon. Oh, you have a bugger in your hair. Come closer here.

There we go. Get it for nice and out. So, anyway, Gina went to Gond Shannon's friend. Shannon's friends got the warrant taken down and she's like, and you know what the worst part was? I was almost arrested. So basically the sharks were gonna go and arrest Gina that day. And like in the nick of time, this whole thing got resolved. Yeah, the attorney showed up and helped her out. And she's like, you know, last year, me and Matt split up, and I hadn't a fair, and they happened before I met you guys, and I think I had some animosity for you, because I was going through the paint that you were going through, but no one can see it for me.

And like, you were mad at me, because you said you were jealous, because everything was so perfect, and I kind of felt jealous of you, because you were just such a raging bitch. And I wanted to just be a raging bitch. I wanted the game 40 pounds I wanted to tell everyone around me fuck you for no reason and shes just like Hey, Bentley bring me a fork this girl needs to come her hair So what's a McCollard? So then Johnny goes girlfriend, you haven't put through the ringer. I have never been so happy.

I mean what I meant to say was when you come out of this you're going to know what a survivor you are. You made it through! And then you could be almost as happy as I am, because I am so happy right now! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Oh, I wish I had worn my Destiny Childs costumes so I could say, I'm a survivor! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! And that brings us to the end of the Real Housewives of Orange County. It's pretty good episode. It was, it was pretty good. So Shannon and Gina look like they are on the way to making Emily's life.

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