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Episode Date: March 24, 2022

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So go to patreon.com slash crap and sign up for that and high people watching. Okay, so here we are real housewives of Orange County. This episode is called the exorcism of Gina. So I had high hopes. Yeah, man, I've never felt so bad for a demon before like damn you really like imagine you're a demon. You're trying to act you're trying to like get in like possess someone and then you realize that you possess Gina like oh Did I make a wrong term in hell how did I get here? Is this the hell for hell I don't understand

Why am I a word art? I mean Jesus. There's even word art that says Jesus. What the hell who am I so much word art? I mean, Jesus, there's even word art that says Jesus. What the hell, who am I possessing? Yeah, but Jesus. Yeah. So we're in the middle of a fight between Shannon and Gina because Shannon's trying to be like, Hey, why are you going around saying that I'm jealous of you, your ego has just like really gotten so big.

And she, Gina is like not, she's in denial about any sort of ego growth and Shannon's like okay well Gina, you and I sat down to did her and you asked me a question you said do you even have Fran Shannon and I'm still reeling from that reeling for reeling okay because what's interesting is that you have made no effort whatsoever I haven't invited you so many different places We went to the spanks outlet. We went to TJ Maxx. We went to Bristol Farms And where have you invited me? Where have you invited me? Well, I wanted to invite you to my launch party, but now I don't even know. Oh wow, so she can come give her Instagram

Followers, you know, you're free advertising. Fuck off of that. That's what a shitty answer. Like I was going to invite you to my press event to get all of your press. You're a genius, such a ass. So she's like, oh, hmm. Okay, well, let's hold that hostage now. Let's hold that hostage.

Hmm. Anyone heard from Good No, I just went I did like a hot and solidarity with you. I didn't have anything to say. I just like hey, sometimes just Do a Shannon On the side so Yeah, so wow Gina. I'm gonna get to come to your event whoa she's I'm not holding it hostage I'm being realistic with you. Yeah the last five years. I haven't invited you anywhere

You know why because I haven't been any inviting anyone anywhere cuz my life is a fucking disaster Okay, we get it Gina. You've gone through some things. Okay. No one's taking that away from you But shut the fuck up already. Okay, you're happy. You're going to cute. I'll be at tiny little house. And you've got this like cute-ish boyfriend. It's kind of like Fred Flintstone, maybe possibly wants to marry you eventually. You've got a lot of good things. I'm so sick of Gina talking about how hard her life is compared to everybody else and it doesn't trigger me until she's talking to Shannon. You want to talk about someone going through some shit rewind.

This definitely feels like a one-way friendship because, you know, let's not forget that Gina spent her first season, first season and a half really, you know, you know, in shit with her marriage and everything, but she also, like, she pulled a lot of energy from people around her and, you know, in shit with her marriage and everything, but she also like she pulled a lot of energy from people around her and you know And Shannon was there for that. I mean Shannon also thrives off that like Shannon literally loves misery But Gina did pull from that and like you know just cuz your life is shitty doesn't mean you can't say let's go to Starbucks I mean that is what Starbucks is there for 60% of the time right and and now she's saying that like her life is better now Her life is better than ever. So it's like, well, that's great too.

So then where are the invitations? If you're saying you didn't invite her around because your life was shitty, but now that your life is good, there should be like Starbucks, left and right. Let's go to the bar, let's go to Target, anything, really. That's right. And yeah, I'm not saying that Gina hasn't gone through

anything or what she's, cause what she's gone through has been really shitty, but yeah, it's not saying that Gina hasn't gone through anything or what she's because what she's gone through has been really shitty But yeah, it's not an excuse. You don't hang out with someone if you don't want to hang out with someone period Just have the balls to say it just say cuz I don't like you very much so I don't hang out with you, okay? Try hard instead of being like I am the most heard out of anybody so I just don't go anywhere with anybody I'm like okay, okay. Mm-hmm. Well, she certainly invited Emily to places.

And that's not to say that Shannon has to be the same as Emily. They have a different friendship, they're much closer, but the point is you can't be like, I didn't invite anyone anywhere because you didn't invite people, okay? And so she's like, I didn't invite anyone, and Shannon goes, but I did. I invited you to places, because we'll thank you. And Shannon's like, well, why do I have to be the person to do all the work? That is a one-sided friendship.

Okay, just my opinion. There's a one-sided relationship. And God, it is fun to do all the work and then complain about it on TV. That is a fun thing that I like to do, though. I'm not gonna lie. Gotta have a hobby. So Heather and Emily are talking and Emily's like,

Shannon and Emily went to talk. So, oh, I mean, sorry. Shannon and like, Shannon and Emily went to talk. So I mean, sorry, Shannon and Butterbuns, Gina went to talk. So that's good. Maybe the work things out. And Heather goes, crosses her eye, arms is squints. And she's also got this weird hair where the middle of her hair is pulled back into a tiny ponytail. But the sides are long.

She just looks crazy. So she's like, so what is the problem? And then they just cut away from her and Gina goes, you know what? In all honesty, over and over again, you're constantly bringing up to different people that you got me in touch with Mike Fell. Okay, who's the attorney? And Chad's like, well, yeah. Well, she's connecting Mike with Gina, kept Gina from being arrested in front of her jik-kids. If Gina were the one to do that for me,

I'd be there all the time. But I, of course I don't need, I don't need thanks, I'm a very selfless person. I wouldn't say that, I would not need that. It's funny, cause I use Mike, I got, I can't share with Mike Fowl to get her out of prison. And then I'm the one who wound up in prison. Friendship of prison with Gina. I did that. It's wordplay.

Who better to help your friend with danger than someone who's always just have suffered from it? I mean his name is Fowl. And he can't get up. always just have suffered from it. I mean, his name is foul. And he can't get up. So, um, um, so yeah, but she goes, but I did connect you with him. Gina and she goes, yeah, but it bothers me though. My, I understand Shannon and I appreciate it, but it's like something that happened three years ago in my life, really, because you were just saying, you're so miserable that you can't

invite anybody anywhere referencing your past. So yeah. And I mean, so base sense. Yeah, and it's, I mean, we're starting to, it's starting to make a little bit more sense to me really what's going on here, you know, basically she's like, she wants to like close that chapter and Shannon's always like very happy to open it a little bit, but she doesn't really want to close it because she does bring it up still, but she wants to close that chapter and Shannon's always very happy to open it a little bit, but she doesn't really want to close it because she does bring it up still,

but she wants to bring it up on her terms, not on Shannon's terms. So Heather's like, well, you know what, it's funny because Gina told me the day that I met her in Shannon in a very, very small, novelty-sized car called a Toyota, or something like that. Anyway, she brought up this divorce and her dy,

and I had just met Gina. And then we see three months earlier, an example of Shannon talking about Mike Fell. Um, but yes, and the example was Gina being like, oh yeah, you know, like when I got arrested for my DUI or whatever, and Heather said, you got a DUI? And Gina was like, oh yeah, I sure did.

And Shanicus, and she was about to get arrested until I saved her. I don't need thanks. I don't need thanks. Thank you, though. Oh, so Gina, she's like, you know, I mean like with Heather in the car, you brought it up and that's not cool. And she's like, then why would you just not say that?

She goes because I tried to get over it. I tried to think it's Shannon just gonna stop being mean because it feels mean Shannon It feels mean I have been Nothing but kind to you Gina. Do you not remember when we had chef noodles over and we ate Habachi that was one of the kind of things I have ever done in my life I think Gina is suffering from that you know when they say don't ever loan a friend money because all they'll do is resent you and Try and start because they'll owe you, you know, and then they'll try and start coming up with reasons to be mad at you and all of this stuff And that's exactly what Gina's doing, but your friends with Heather now and you're a taker, you know,

Like there are givers and there are takers and you ma'am are a taker, okay? And what do you think's gonna happen with that? She's gonna start resenting Heather because of all the shit she's getting now that said Shannon is a dick about this whole. I was just gonna say we all have to let's move the pendulum the other way, because if there is some pendulum movement. Shannon is a dick about this stuff, but Gina has spent the whole season coming for Shannon and undermining Shannon and saying, she's jealous of me. Look at her face when I mentioned my product. Nen, nennennenn.

Like, she's trying to turn everybody against Shannon this whole time, and it's all because she got you a lawyer. Like, I understand Shannon needs to shut up. Like, you don't brag about gifts and like, talk about how indebted people should be to you all the time. That shitty. But Gina couldn't just say it instead.

She just tries to bring the woman down on TV. The weird. Yeah, she has misdirected anger and she basically did not confront Shannon about this because I agree. Shannon doing this, like, I can totally see why I'd be so annoying because you're sort of like, okay, we get it. You got me the lawyer.

Now you're sort of like, it's over. Like, you keep on bringing this back up and it's almost like you want all this credit and it feels like an imbalance in the friendship and yada yada yada. But ultimately, Shannon's point stands the most, which is like, well, if you, if I was annoying you by doing this, you should have said something to me. Instead, you've gone down this entire path of past progression. Right, and so Gina's like, you know, you didn't even do it to be kind, you did it to self-promote, because you're a self-advocator. You want to write this hero story about yourself, and you see through fog lens.

Look at her, I don't know. There's so much mixed up there that I'll just. I love I love Gina accusing Shannon of being a software motor on the same episode where Gina is throwing a party to solve for mode her new brand while threatening not to let Shannon come to her self promotion party. So Gina says Shannon goes back to her new thing. He's like, you know, Gina, Gina, you don't need to do. Put a pin in it, put a pin in it.

So back to Emily and Heather and now Jen is there. Emily's like, well, Shenan was talking about how Gina has this overinflated sense of self and she was arrogant and she needs to put a pin in it. You started this whole thing, Emily. She never said that. She only said she needs to put a opinion in it and has the ego because you were saying that Shannon is, Jean I thought that Shannon was jealous. I mean, I can't.

Yes, that's exactly right. So maddened. I hear myself repeating the argument, what the argument is. And I'm like, get alive. Like, you need to not be angry over this. And Emily, yeah, Emily's like, yeah, I had to look at it. I'll put a pin in it. I had to look up to see what that meant. And Dr. Jen is like, that's not the correct term. It's like what I say to Ryan, it's not the correct name. And Heather goes, oh, let me explain.

It's like, I'm going to put it on a bulletin board, which is what people in offices have, okay? And I'm going to stick it on a bulletin board, which is what people and offices have, okay? And I'm going to stick a pin in the bulletin board, like I'm going to discuss it later. So an example would be like, Jan and I have a chicken thing. I think about chicken and I put a pin in it, knowing I will bring chicken in the future.

You're welcome. Okay, Heather, the person, compare it with punitive, okay person compare it with punitive. Okay, compare it with punitive, Heather. So also I didn't know that that first of all, I thought it was correctly used because her ego is inflated and she needs to pop it. Like your head is getting big, pop your head is what I think she means. So it is used correctly.

And I also thought the term, put a pin in it. It means like, hold on, let's hold, let's hold. Right. That's a discussion right now. But I thought it comes from putting the pin back in the grenades before the grenade explodes. Is that where it comes from? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know the roots of put a pin in it as an expression. But I did think it was funny in retrospect, now that we're talking about it, that Heather had to literally give a visual illustration of putting a pin in something to hold for later. Like when you just said it,

it's like putting a pin in means wait for later. And it is also funny that Shannon is using an idiom or not a metaphor for a different metaphor. Like she, it's not a mixed metaphor because she is using it correctly. She created a new for a different metaphor like she it's like it's not a mixed metaphor because she is using it correctly She created a new metaphor with another metaphor. That's pretty deep So then back to Gina and Shannon she was like, I'm sorry Shannon. I'm sorry I like myself. I'm sorry that I'm in a good place. I'm sorry that I feel good about myself. I'm just so sorry

Shannon. Oh my god. Take off that put on a normal jacket. You're making me crazy. Put on a blazer that fits properly. So, Janet's like, I mean, I am Mary Storm, and I'm Hannah Meen. As if that's the problem that Shannon hates your happiness. Yeah, I mean, I mean, she probably does.

I don't think that Shannon is comfortable with people's happiness, but she's like, like, you know what the funniest part of this is? I am so freaking busy in good ways. Okay, I have never been better with my kids. They are staying awake in public school. I'm happy to say, never been in a better personal relationship. There's John over there drinking his six-tikilla.

Hi John, hey! He'll notice me later. And never before have I been better in my business real for real where I do infomercials that air somewhere in this world. Okay and your question if I'm jealous? There's no arrogance, Natina. Are you kidding me? At the end of the day, good nothing for nothing. I feel bad for you, Shannon. I'm not going to circle the drain with you. And so she gets up, and kind of starts not only walking away. And Shannon's hands are just doing the like, wow! Wow, why am I waving the mosquitoes towards my face?

And she's like, you feel bad for me? Gina, I hope one day you can get to my level I'll tell you why I am waving the mosquitoes towards my face because I am a gifur and if I have to give blood to every single Um, these mosquitoes that we they can have happy mosquito lives I will do it. I will not ask for thanks in return Although I did I did help I did give a lot of blood to that mosquito over there. You're welcome Gina's just like well. Yeah, wish I could get up to where you are, she had it. Maybe one day I'll make that bar, huh? And Santa's like, Gina put a pin in your ego, Gina.

But I'm going to keep it up. I'm going to keep it up. Wow, it's like a bowling alley with only nine of those things. I have to say put a pin in it so I can get a strike. So Gina's like, you know what, I wore nice shoes here today just to make sure I can see out of the ground, okay? And that's what I did. How am I? I'm a leave-boy. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you? I am now at the part of the party where I pace in a corner and say unbelievable. I'm a leave-boy. So she goes up to Jen and Emily and Emily's like what happened? I mean success for you. So Shannon's like, wow, I'm not jealous of Gina. And she just said she feels pitty from pitty for me. I have been nothing but kind of

And Emily's like, well, okay, but you did say that night and then when we had dinner you you did say she was arrogant You let her into it that night when we had dinner, you did say she was arrogant. You let her into it. Yeah, you said that. How does Emily get away with all this shit? It's making me crazy. If someone comes up to me and is like, oh, like, you know, friend-dressurer says that you're jealous of her.

I'd be like, well, that's arrogant. I mean, I am jealous of friend-dressurer. I don't know why I went to Grand Dressurer as my example, but I did. But like, you would say, it's not like she, Shannon just sat down and was like, you know what I think about Gina? Let's all address the elephant in the room.

She is an arrogant mother fucker. She didn't say that. Yeah, but Shannon can't ever argue, right? She always, like, she's the easiest person to trigger and she never handles it the right way.'s like well yeah I said she was arrogant because she questioned me I said well do you even have any friends shaman I mean that is arrogant mad is arrogant so then Gina's talking to Heather and she's like I mean it's just never goes the

way you think it's gonna go and you you try and you try and I was like, well, what did she say? Well, how dare you think that I'm jealous of her? And how the guy's again, oh, girlfriend, oh, girlfriend. How they're trying to sort of like, so she's like just building her alliance there with Gina a little bit, you know, and just being totally like, oh, this crazy, crazy, crazy Shannon.

So, Gina says, yeah, I think that Shannon is a naturally selfish person. Like she has to work on being excited for me. And she said, maybe one day I can get to her level and her. There's like, well, maybe one day she'll be able to afford yourself a toy of ta. That would be... What are their camera-ins? Is that what they're called Toyota camera-ins? So Heather's like, you know, I am so happy for Shannon that she's happy as she's ever been. I mean, she is as happy as anyone I can imagine who doesn't know Richard Marx and why does

she have to keep expressing how happy she is I mean she's like I'm happy. I'm happy. I mean are you happy? Can you really be that happy in that size house? Let's be honest. I Love this from Heather though the person who's constantly walking around talking about how rich she is That's why I don't believe the Heather I don't believe Heather and Terry are worth anything near what they act like. And I cannot wait to see the criminal proceedings or at least bankruptcy's coming their way at some point. Cause I just don't buy it.

And that's why it's like people walking around. I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich, I'm rich, it's deceiving the door. I can just don't buy it. I agree. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's come. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wonder e app. So then Heather and Shannon are with Emily and Noelle now and Heather asked what happened and Shannon's like she says I'm job job jealous of your friendship with you, which is obviously not true Well if I can get into the mind of a poor person for a second and interpret Gina's feelings She feels that you are not being supportive of her and that you are upset that she's in a good spot. And what I would say is, let's talk about me. So we go to New York and I was so excited and I thought, ah, Shannon's

calling. I love hearing from the needy. And she must be calling to ask about my live show, you know, because everyone wants to know how did you're talking to 40 people in the student center basement in Syracuse University go. I mean, everyone knew about it. And it was none of that. And later I heard she said, we're gonna have more fun than we are. And I was like, is that why you called me? Oh, we're talking about me, right? This is what tonight's about.

And Shannon just purses her lips. She's like, hmm. She's like, she's gonna be called, she's gonna bring up me not callingses her lips. She's like, She's gonna be call she's gonna bring up me not calling about her podcast. Are you fucking getting me? And it was like listen, there was a vibe without party and you know the vibe was feeling left out That was the vibe like but we wanted you to have fun. It's not a competition, which is why did you notice she did the pulling the pasta out of a bowl with fingers thing, which is why I said, the very beginning, do you wish you were at that stupid cooking class or are you glad you're with me instead. I was really paying attention to Heather's hand gesture. She did a lot of one

thing she does is she clasps her hands, like she's gonna do the church and the steeple thing, and then she flops one over the other. It's like she's in like a thumb war with herself, except it's not thumbs, it's like hand war, and she sort of does this, and she's like, and then she hunches forward, and she goes, I'm gonna communicate through my clasped, on even hands,

and you will hear me, because I'm approachable by doing this. Mm. But it's not a competition. And I was like, yeah, but you know, Shannon just stating the obvious isn't a bad thing. And Heather goes, okay, okay, you know what, do I have to walk away now because I can't finish a sentence?

Okay, this is private. Okay, this is private, no, no, no, no, no. And no, I was like, one, I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, noions? I say, why did no one interject about my podcast at Syracuse University? Why? It was punitive. That was just punitive. You were just interrupting Shannon to interject your own interpretation of what Gina was feeling. This many are fucking spits.

Literally. You better shut up. You bet night flat top monster get out So then meanwhile inside Jenna's trying to she's workshopping some personality and so she's like guys I have a laser pointer look. Hey, I've got laser now. It's pointing at your head Now it's at your head and now I just pointed at an airplane and now an airplane just crashed my backyard. It's fun Someone take the laser away from me So then Shannon sits with John and she's like, well John I'm tired. I'm tired John

Tired John I'm tired The thing she said to me John she said I have nothing but pity for your life And he goes oh fuck her fuck me now I know it was a layer she goes that is the most ridiculous comment fuck her she's not your friend we're done with her who the fuck does she think she is okay okay sweetie calm down okay you're you're one drink from your dad having to come pick you up on the golf course. Okay. I was I sometimes I forget that I was expecting you just to eat a potato chip in my face while I

while I talked about this. I wasn't expecting a real reaction. Okay. Come down. So then Jen is having a moment with Ryan and Jen's drunk. Okay. You know, because she's had inflection in her voice. She's being playful and she's smiling at her husband. So, wasted. So, she's like, so did I make like brain science understandable? And he's like, yeah, it could be a TED talk. Did I do this right? Did I do it right? He's like, we should record that and put that on TED.

And she's like, it's close enough. Thanks man. He's like, yeah man. Can I have. Thanks, man. He's, yeah, man. Come on, Chris. Can I get a kiss now? He like blows a kiss. No, like in person, like a kid, like a real kiss. No, but you know, angle your chair.

Yeah, like kiss me at an angle. At an angle just kiss me better. Yeah, like dude, try to get another person. Try to angle just kissed me better. Yeah, like, dude, you try it again. Another present. Try it again. A little bit more. Well, I said Ted talk. I get something for that right. Hey, can you, uh, Hey, lovely, uh, could you stop shining a laser in my eyeball? Maybe I'll kiss you then. Thanks. So Heather and Shannon are a Heatherful shadow and aside. And she's like, can I speak with you privately? Listen, I was upset.

You have nothing to be upset about. You had a whole fucking episode and a whole fucking kamakru for your stupid boring trip to wherever to hear your stupid podcasts and your stupid sorority house. Every other five seconds has been about you and your new TV show and your new date. It's been an ad for something and now you're gonna cry to Shannon of all people

who you threatened like you were the head of the fucking mob because Shannon hurt your feelings by not asking about your podcast. Yeah, it is a flimsy claim at best. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ohsy claim at best. Well, I mean, you understand how hurtful when people put labels on you that are inaccurate. You know, and Gina has done it multiple times to me, and I am hurt by that. And so Heather's like, well,

but you've done that to me in the past. You did call me, pretend, just hold on a second. I'm getting a phone call from Nobu. Hi, oh, great to hear from you too. Great. Yeah, I'd love to have a party with you and then not eat any of your food. Great. Bye. Okay, what was the label? She said put labels on you that are inaccurate. Okay, pretentious is accurate. Okay, you may not like a label, but neither just peanut butter.

I still have to know what it is before I open the fucking jar. Okay, peanut butter. So yeah, so then Shannon is like, Shannon lets out the tie-rate, a mini tie-rate that she's wanted to let out. I'll see you in a long time. She's like, well, you said a lot about me too. You said I was scary angry when I was walking over restaurant. And then we got a flashback of the chair scene from many years ago. I'm like, wow, the way she walked out that bathroom to that chair, horrific, so scary. I was scared. I thought I should leave. Very, very scary. Never was scared. I thought I should leave. Very, very scary.

Never forget how terrible Heather is. And it's so funny, because that's still what scars Shannon, and still what Heather's bringing up is from way back then too, when Shannon was like, oh, stop being so condescending, Heather, do well. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. So that means another clip of that. I'm like, I I'm saying like at you said that I was yelling at you in my living room And we see that so Heather's like well, I wasn't gonna go there. Okay, but and chance like but you are going there Heather to bro You are no, I wasn't here. Let me class my hands see not going there that proves it I'm trying to have an honest conversation here about something that I've made business. Just none of my business. I know.

So Shanna's like, well, look, but people leave having these conversations and you have it enough times and people start believing it and I'm a supportive friend and that's it. And how they're like, bye. Kisses are, and she tells us, when you have to tell people that they feel, when you have to tell people how good of a person you are,

I don't know, you know, I'm the best friend, can't you tell? Can't you tell? At the end of the day, you need to purchase people, not just to press them. She, now I got you a purse. So now is the next day and we're seeing what all the ladies are doing around the county to do this. I'm so sorry.

You get so excited and I'm so sorry. No, it's not because I ended it and then I was like, no wait, but I have to say what I really don't care. I'm fine. I want to hear what you have to say. When Heather says, when you have to tell people how you are, that's a problem. You have a hashtag play sign that's huge and lit in your house. Fun Heather. I know. That's right. So now, um, it's being of huge signs. We go to Dr. Jen, taking her kids to see her new billboard, which is like,

it's just on this like bloat, this like sad block like a shoe repair store. And like you just sort of see a tattered, in the distance you see a tattered banner that's like come in to like cricket wireless or something. And they can, or kids are like, I mean, it says frown lines. It sounds like she's selling them, selling frown lines. You wanna go to frown line?

Like I have, to arm strong. Frown lines, gross feet, angry 11s, frown lines, gross feet, angry 11s, like the most depressing ballpark seller of all time. You literally were singing my one line from the sixth grade production of a tree-grossed Brooklyn where I had I would come on stage and go like Pencils paper only a nickel Mr. That was my life and the entire musical. Yeah, so it was in a musical called diamonds and I had to walk through the audience going Pena's popcorn cracker jacks They wonder we found each other Jack's. They wonder we've had each other. We were both cast as as salesman and in the great depression or something. Little boy. Not neither of us have worked at a ballpark,

but we've both pretended to. We've been we know what it's like to be a little, a little page boy, little Newsy. SSL bitch. SSL. So anyway, they're looking at the sign. And they're like, isn't this sign great kids? The kids are like, yeah, it looks like you when you were younger. Oh, so then we go, Heather is shot, we got a Heather shopping with Coco for a card for cat at the daughter cat. And Heather goes, oh, there got a Heather shopping with Coco for a card for Cat and the daughter cat.

And Heather goes, oh, there's a rainbow card! Is that you on the nose? And Coco goes, yeah, I don't even really know what that means, but yeah. Oh, it's when you have a nose and you're standing nice to a bulletin board and you want to put something on your nose, you've pinned it to the bulletin board. You see where this is going, right, Coco? So Gina is planning her party. Oh my god, we're gonna have a step and repeat here, then we can have a good, swag bag.

That's gonna be real good. It's gonna be like, oh, bra, good. That's gonna have like, smarties in it and like, some like, like, twisty ties or something. It'll be like a very sad, go ahead, bag. I'm sorry, I thought there was a comma there. Oh no, no, that was, and that, and that, there is, there in itself sums up, that sums up what you need as bag is,

that there's a comma and nothing else. There's only two of the three things that one would expect in a comedy beat. That's the comma that people get through, say, look through that back. I found some parties. I found twititais and... So let's see. Now we are with Noella. Oh my God. Noella and her meeting with Kate, teacher of conscious relationships. Yeah. Crying out loud, even sleeping people are hooking up now. I'm such a loser. That'd be unconscious relationships. I would not.

That's what I'm saying. Like there's actually someone there to help with a Wake relationships So she's like, oh my god, no way like to see that you're going through a lot is an understatement So no, I was like yeah, Kate's kind of my soul's translator And like I love this cuz like I don't oshroms and psychics and soundmas and rakey I did my wasco I did vortexes in Arizona a lot of wine a lot of booze yeah it's been great so she's like well angry it's a feeling to sure and Kate's like yeah because it's

like the ending of dreams and chapters and ghost dreams. Yeah, my aunt chance. Well, credit cards are turned on. Hey, is this supposed to be helping me or hurting me? She's like, I don't know, but I'll take your money. So basically, it's like daddy issues, daddy issues, the scene, you know, repeating her cycle with her dad, you know, that novella was always try to be beautiful and get straight A's because she thought that would make her dad love her more, but her dad only really came

around when he needed to look like a family man for, you know, in the public, etc. And then we go, Emily goes over to Gina's house. So they're like, what are you wear for this kind of thing? Like, what are we about to do? I don't even know what to wear. And Gina tells us we're doing this today because something it's wanting me. Yeah, she's like, something has like affected me to my core ever since the sweat lodge. Like something has changed me. It's an ego, it's an ego put up in it. So Emily thinks that she has a demon from Cobbau.

So they're gonna have an exorcism type thing. And she was like, yeah, I can't sleep. I just can't sleep. I don't know what it is. So Gina's like, you know what I'm seeing things and I don't feel like it's like I'm crazy seeing things, but I'm seeing things. Maybe Travis is just like gaslighting her around the house, just in like stupid ways. Like was there always an onion here?

There is no onion there. On just some classic onion gas lighting, which is about the level I would expect in Gina's house. Or Heather could be doing it. You'd ever know. Heather bringing that rack of clothes and just like unzipping it. I brought you one pink jacket Gina. One pink jacket.

Oh, you brought me 20? One. One pink jacket Gina. There's only one. She literally let Heather into her house. Isn't that like the source of the demon demonology, right? Like let it in. It might have been from opening that tiny door in the closet. Remember that tiny little yeah, Heather crawled in there and went, hello, God is scary in here.

That's some some some shit up right there. Heather's big Coraline's mom, but my face. Welcome to dead. I feel like Gina has just like, relived the opening scene of poltergeist every single night. Like the TV just goes saddicky, but instead of a ghost,

like coming through the TV to her, the ghost is like trying to leave her, go into the TV and she's like, they're leaving and she's like pulls it. Gina's just pulling the ghost. The ghost is just like a moth her go into the TV and she's like, they're leaving and she's like pulls it. She's just blowing the goes. The ghost is just like a moth pinging off the TV. It's like, boom. It's like, hello?

Get someone open this TV door so I can get out of here. Please. Oh, so this lady, the extraction lady coming over, I mean, it just sounds terrifying. Okay. An extraction lady? Like, are you stuck in a horizontal, is it a particularly bad, like, blackhead that you've got? What's happening?

But her name is Shawna. Shawna, the psychic medium. And Gina's like, I went to this sweat launch and it was in Mexico, I was indigenous. I'm like, we never finished the ritual. And it goes, yeah, it was very indigenous. Like, oh, okay. So Shana's like, well, okay, I gotta think

I'm gonna fly here. Well, if there's not a closing or not closure, then there's an opening. And that's when you can bring something home. That works, right? That sounds good, right? Everyone sounds ridiculous. So she's like, I'm gonna pull it out of your mouth.

Okay. And then we get that. Broom. Broom. Broom. Like the trombone clown music. Mm. And Jean is like, I didn't even declare my demon with costumes. And the lady starts pretending she's pulling out of her mouth and then going, blowing out the closed window. Right, the windows windows closed right? Whatever it is she's just blowing it

I know I love that there's a demon this horrifying scary demon, but it's like it's weak point is being blown on Oh, no, I must be fine. It's like a very lightweight demon. I can be blown out No, I must be fine. It's like a very lightweight demon that can be blown out. Oh, Jesus. What up? We wear masks in 2022, Shana. Ha, ha, ha. I may be a demon, but at least use some protocols.

So she's just pulling this demon out and she's like, oh, it's a little creepy crawly and she's like, ah, it's creepy crawly all over me It's creepy crawly but very susceptible to being blown away. Oh, oh over me. Oh Yeah, it feels so much better. Okay, now Gina say this contract is complete and Gina saying ah This contract is complete. She's like, okay, that'll be a few hundred dollars. And oh, lady over there who made offensive indigenous comment, coming here, I'm looking at her eyes or they're clearer now, right?

And then like, like, oh, I think they're like, a different color green, because I think now they're like green, but I think before they were dark green. Yes, because maybe she's standing in different lighting now. So Gina's like, wow. And then I liked, I actually liked Emily's comment, which was so bonkers. She goes, wow, that extraction worked. I just hope it's not in my car because I parked across the street. I like this demon. This out of love demon going from Gina to Emily's car, like, oh, I'm safe at last in this mid-size sedan. It's like, oh, I heard there's a girl named Christine I'm supposed to meet up with.

Shane, I think I brought home a demon. Does it cock? Well brought home a demon. Oh, guys, but in that time you bought a gremlin Get it It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial So over at Jen's office Heather comes and she's like oh hello. You want to see something crazy? I've read marks on my wrist because of my boxing class personal master bedroom

I could have walked downstairs, but I was exhausted. I didn't tie the boxing gloves all the way I said instead get me the quick ties and so whatever his name was, got back in his car, drove through the two gates to get back to the store to get back to the two. I mean, it took forever. Anyway, my arms are red. Thank God for Alfredo Holyfield for fixing my hands. Also, I love that she walked into the office holding Starbucks the same way she held that coffee, which is that she basically, I guess it's a thing with like fast food she just doesn't want to

touch it she purchased it up high like she's a waitress at a club bring it happy birthday you know like in in the clubs when they bring the birthday like the champagne bottles the sparklers in it they hold them high up here she holds everything that's how she holds her purse she just hold this coffee up your purchased up high over there that's her hold. So, uh, Jim's like, I can prescribe you something if you want. All right. Come let's have some girl talk while I watch you rub lotion on your wrist

hilariously. Because I was like, okay. I'm here's we're we're going to do the scene with me rubbing lotion on my wrist. A camera's ready. Okay. So it's ready? Okay. So. It's like the biggest rub.

It's okay. I got a third round callback for a Luba-Derm commercial one. So I know how to do this. Okay. So she's like, Jen is like, well, what do you think about my event? Like I think my speech maybe I should have had 45 minutes,

maybe it's 45 minutes later than what I should have. Yes, and maybe shouldn't have had it at all. At all, could you please get that laser pointer out of my eyeballs, I'm trying to do a scene here with my skin. So we go to Emily calling Shannon. She's face-to-face Shannon. And this is such a face-to-face, I feel like every face-to-face Shannon goes like this.

Oh, hi Shannon. It's Emily. Oh, well, I can't hear you. Your volume's down. So you're in slow motion. Okay, it's better now. No, don't see you. Uh, wait, is your face moving at all? Or is that just your face? I'm trying to remember the last time I saw your face-smoot. This is crazy. What? Hear me now? Hear me now? Hear me now? Shannon, you put the phone down on the table. You're talking to your house plant. I'm just not getting any reception on this thing.

So they're looking at this house in Aspen because we'll need a change of scenery. Maybe mountains and pine trees will inspire us to get along until I tell everybody that Shannon was talking shit about him. Yeah, and we see a flashback of her proposing this idea to Gina and she was like yeah, because Cabo was like so dramatic No demons am I right everyone? So then we come back to Heather with Jan and she's like, I am so excited to go to Aspen with you. Although I'm concerned about the way I'm bringing on the plane. Uh, that was not the line that I had rehearsed. So no, I'm gonna push past that.

I'm concerned about some of the other women. Shannon wants a yes, man. And I'm not going to be her. Yes, man. And maybe it's a good chance for her to say something nice to Gina like, I mean, I don't know, congrats on your success. Like, why does Gina care anyway? What's Shannon thinks? Like, I don't need validation from anybody. I mean, except everybody really, I mean, I do have a billboard. That's validation right. Do you count that as someone who loves you?

It did try to kiss me. It was just too high up. I was like, could you come down a little bit? Come down, angle down, angle down. By the way, just for the record, we actually don't validate parking here. So Ryan asks every single time, he's like, can you validate me? Can you validate me? Can you validate me? Can you validate me?

I said, no, can't do that for you. Frown lines. Anyway, the point of this, I'm very concerned about this because the private jet is so small and there's just not a lot of room for all the soup cans I'll be donating to our customers. You know? So then back with Emily and Shannon and Emily's like, you know, I spoke with him.

I spoke with Gina and she seemed to be more reasonable. You know, she did admit that she said stuff that was mean to you. So you should go to her party, work it out. And we can celebrate Gina and Shannon. Okay. Can't wait to. And, you know, I really enjoy my growing friendship with Emily.

And, you know, I don't want animosity between me and Gina. So, like, but if this is what she wants, you know, she should stop stirring drama and miscontrolling. Thanks to Gina, Gina, about me. I'm overwhelmed. So, Well, your to Gina, Gina about me. I'm overwhelmed. So, well, your makeup looks really good right now. And Shannon's like, oh my god, my boobs.

But it's such a makeup looks good. What the hell? So then, Shannon, Emily. Emily. OK, now I've made Emily interesting. I just put Emily in. Emily in. Emily.

I just want to send this garden on across the world and see if anybody falls in love. So they have like a private chef in the kitchen making stuff and she's like, um, shouldn't you be taking notes so you can do this for us next time. Shannon and Shannon's basically, I'm sorry, Emily is saying how she basically like burned chicken nuggets. So she's not going to cook anything.

She's having a big chicken nuggets season. I think this is like the fifth time she's mentioned her chicken nuggets. So Perry and Larry and the family and Shane's cousin Tara who looks just like Alexis Blino. I got so excited for a second, but nope, it was just some lady named Tara. this bull you know I got so excited for a second but no it was just some lady named Tara. Yeah they show up and Emily is like you know the difficult thing about growing up with a father and like growing up with a single mom is like and not having much money is that it's just like really hard I want to give my children more than what I had and unfortunately all I have to give her is this demon that that's not going to me in the car it's very unfortunate. It does smell lightly of pine, which is nice. So, so she just if anyone was worried

that Emily is going to stay as boring as ever, she's got a big event coming up. And it's a photo shoot for the whole family and the theme is going to be weddings because when they got married, they're wedding sucked because there were kids running around and it was a nightmare. So now they're gonna just do wedding photos with a little family. And Emily wanted to talk Shane into a varanule but he wouldn't do it because of the varanule curse, which like if any couple is gonna get the varanule curse,

it would be these two. So this is actually a pretty smart move on Shane's part. Yeah, it really was. So then we go over to Noella getting ready and she's putting on eye makeup and her mom Nancy's there. And she's like, you're just doing so much eye makeup, honey. And she's like, well, I'm gonna cry it all off

once I see the ladies. You know, I'm gonna get that hug and then it's just gonna shhh. Because her dad died. So, I see the ladies, you know, I'm gonna get that hug and then it's just gonna Because her dad died so that's sad, you know, she talks about how she never like her She doesn't live life with a lot of regrets, but the thing that she's going to regret for the rest of her life is that she did not But she did not introduce her dad to her son and she's always gonna regret that. It was just like really sad. I was like, oh. Yeah, that was sad.

So then we go to Gina getting ready with the Frank Tatiana. Tatiana is so proud to see her friend. Oh god, Tatiana is such a good friend. Oh really, with Tatiana being such a great friend because she's giving you her house to throw your fucking party in? Yeah, you can use her. So you like fucking Gina, such a user. Yeah. Well, I mean, let's be honest, I mean, Gina can't have it at her house. So it's Karagella Day, guys. So then meanwhile, Shannon is at her place in glam and I first thought she was practicing a speech, but I think maybe she was running her card and she's like dear Gina congratulations

I wish you nothing but complete success and it has been an honor to be a wonderful friend to you for the past four years when No one else was oh god. I almost fell over Laughing emphasis on fell drop the mic drop the mic, drop the mic fell, microphone and fell, two separate concepts, I'm not bringing that up again. Then we go back to Tatiana. Gina's like, well, you know, I hope that Shannon can table this, by the way, thank you for writing all those tables, T.S. Yana. Oh my God, and the Kedra. That was great. And the bar. That was really great. And Tatjana's like, yeah, well, maybe if she can just ignore it for the night, it'll

show that she's a bigger person. Is she going to be nice? Well, I think it depends on how much time she spends around the bar. Which is true, actually. So then we go to the Karagala. Karagala, Karagala, Karagala partyella party and everyone's arriving and she's like oh my Kwan you look so depper oh my god oh my god look around Tatyans house I just like see all these people who just like love me and believe in me and want to support me and want to be on TV and see

my friends want TV this This is so exciting. So her parents come and they're so cute. And the mom's like, I like my eyelashes, Gina. Look at my eyelashes, because you know, she went and got threaded or something while she's on OC. Yeah. And Heather shows up without a poor person prop. She's like, well, I already went to Starbucks and this Kentucky fried something or another. It was a lot for me. She's like, well, I already went to Starbucks and this Kentucky fried something or another. It was a lot for me. So I'm just gonna, I'm gonna skip the prop this time around. Gina is her poor prop. I know. So Terri's like, hey, where's the bar? I'm television's Terri DeBro. And then Heather's like kissing. Heather makes a big display for the rest of the episode about how she knows Gina's parents.

Like, she's introducing them to every single person. She's like, this is Susan and a man who is associated with Susan, don't know his name, but he's poor, so I know that they're married. Uh, so his name is Jean and so Jean goes up to Terry and he's like, well, Terry, hello, nice to meet you We had a wonderful dinner in Manhattan with your wife and Terry's like That's right

It's like signing his forehead. I know he's like you want an autograph. I'm trying to figure out what your game plan is here Is this a door? Is this a door? It's a father, Terry. Terry, stop playing. When does your draw on Conjunus' father's forehead? Okay. So then Heather, of course, brings a gift for Gina. And I think a purse?

It's like a Chanel clutch or something. Of course. There was the prop. I was like, there's the prop. There's the prop. There's the prop, of course. She's like, well's the there's the there's the prop of course she's like well I just want to give you a little piece from our trip to remind you how wealthy I am and how poor you are enjoy this.

And she was like oh my god I'm fidgeting mean so much to me. And then no well it comes and she's like, hello, and Heather's like, bye. Yeah, she gets out of there right away. And Noella starts crying right away. And Gina's like, oh my God, I'm so sorry. She's like, this is beautiful, my Gina. Ho, ho, ho. Have you noticed that she does that

when she's like doing a little laugh? No, not much. She goes, ho, ho, ho. She looks like an whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo who And then Janet Ryan, then there's a huge photo of Gina on an easel just looking at a bottle of something without a brand name on it. Because it's a housewife. So God forbid someone knew how to brand something. Can you hear me? Yeah, they're basically a joke about this giant photo and saying it would be perfect for Shannon's gym because that's where she had that giant self portrait or not self portrait but portrait of her on the wall. And then we find out that Gina was supposed to meet what we knew that Gina was supposed to meet with Shannon for coffee the day before, but she bailed because she's like, you know what, I'm just like way too wound up. And I just don't think

we're gonna do this. So they just didn't have their coffee. And so Gina's like, I mean, guys, it's not like getting joy, hurting feelings. It was just a bad moment. And it was like, well, we've all had a bad moment. We apologize for it. Dr. Jen, may I introduce you to two very important people. These are Gina's parents, Susan and Jean. Now, don't touch. We haven't sanitized them yet, but you can look

and you may take a picture. Flash is not recommended. And Jean's like, well, hello, Brian. He's like, Brian. Brian. Brian. Brian. Brian.

You can with me. That's a big difference. Dr. Jans loving it. She's like, do it again, do it again. So Noel, you know, thanking the ladies for being supportive and everything and saying she choked up reading some of their text messages, what she is choking up, reading some of their text messages, etc. And then Shannon shows up and she's like, oh oh wow, how exciting, how what a lovely event that I'm not jealous about.

I'm just here as a supportive friend, not asking for anything at return. I'm just going to smile and sort of look down at my cheeks and just smile some more. Shannon actually came in trying to be the most positive Shannon of all time, you know, because she knows she's going to be accused of being jealous. So she's like, hello, not really trying Shannon's file that she got. And so Gina is like, I gotta go to the me after him. But then she comes out and Emily's like, Oh, can you say hello to Shannon?

And she's like, I would love to say hi, hi, Shan. Oh, hi, this is a wonderful party. I love you have a sign that's lit. I, what, how exciting that you know how to use light bulbs. Wonderful, just wonderful. I'm curious like, I didn't know you were gonna come. She's, of course I'm gonna come. Oh my God, what am I following? No, I already fell and now I get back up right everybody.

Oh, you know, a good friend is someone that is there for you who is completely loyal and truly values the friendship and puts the time in. And that's me time. Remember time I heard you went to the time hotel Gina. That represents my investment in you. So. Remember, time I heard you went to the time hotel, Gina, that represents my investment in you. So she gives her a gift and it's this glass butterfly, but it's really pretty. And she's like, oh, it's a lucky butterfly.

Not that you need luck. Oh, gosh, really, this is a butterfly. You know, who were nasty little worms before they were transformed, which hopefully you will be so great by me. Gina's like, okay, maybe I can fit this in my Chanel. Oh, that's a beautiful gift. That's worth one fifth of the gift that I gave her. Lovely. So, let's see. So then Ryan is doing his order stand-up over there with Travis, his biggest audience. So the order person comes up to Ryan and he's like, hey, what's the limit on that? I just take the tray and Travis is like, oh, this guy.

And then Noelle is talking to Dr. Jen and she's like, by the way, Jen, the flowers that you send were so beautiful. And I thought like that touch when you opened up the wrapping and a laser pointer gets you right in the eyeball was just perfect. And I tried to tag you, but you got on block me, girl. Jen, it's like not happening. I hope you did like the card though. It said, frown lines. Just her billboard and card form. So Travis jokes with Gina. He's like, wow, this setup is beautiful. It's all white. Your parents are here. It's almost a wedding.

Hey, did you hear that guy's order of humor? It's some good shit. Run get over here. Why do you carry me? That guy's order of humor. It's some good shit. Run, get over here. Run, leave Gary Mears. He was like, hold off Travis. We're working on the bro for the wedding venue. Okay, we're almost at it. So then, Shadden meets Gina's parents. And once again, how there's like,

Shadden, this is Gene and Susan, who I know, because they had dinner with me the day after I had a podcast in Syracuse. Continue. And the mom's like, Shannon, I just wanted to say thank you from the bottom of my heart for the gift of Mike Fowl. It changed the trajectory of my daughter's life. And she's, changed the trajectory of my daughter's life. And she was, oh, me? What? I mean, I didn't do anything. I was just, I was a conduit.

I was just a mortal vessel doing God's work. That's how I was. Thankfully, I love doing karaoke. So I have a tiny little karaoke mic and a speaker in my per se again. And, my ex-fell, thank you. That'll be all right. And I thank you so much for coming to for when wings is now over. Happy rose does have a torn. Okay. And same Gina. So that was a great moment of redemption

to have for sure. So then we cut to Heather. she's just over talking to Jen. She's like, so Terry and I, we've just been working so hard on ordering our waiters around. So we decided we're gonna go back to Cabo, we're gonna go a little rancho relax, so you know, eat and drink and have hotels said. XMI right ladies. And Jen. And Jenga's eye-ad-sax last night. And everyone's like, oh my god, yes, Ron, you did it! I'm at least like high-fiving, Ryan. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, so then Heather comes up to Shannon,

Shannon's at the buffet, and Heather goes, put them, put them that cheese. Oh, I'm kidding, Shannon. You look so good. You really look fabulous Like you guys it's really special to have everyone around me tonight and It's so glad you guys are all here and they cut to the crowd. Did you notice Perry was there? And she was standing for the crowd with her hands on her hips like, ah, thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Me Perry. Guys, I would just like to say, gee, it's for Gina. And it's for absolutely. King is for three. H is for hair care, which maybe I'll get soon. E is for everybody liking my sleep.

And R is for really, is this speed going online? Thank you for believing in me, everybody. Gather! I'm ashamed of how many letters I had to wait to understand where that was going. I was like, G-A-T-H. I was like, gee, I know I played that I'm really. So, yeah, so Jesus Bay, we're saying she's like, oh my god, like if I weren't the Travis, like, he put me back together and like, and so she just like crying, like crying and he's crying and everything.

And you know, and she's like, I'm like, go on, I mean, some orange county, I never would have thought. So. And Emily tells her every day, I want you to wake up and look in the mirror and say, I'm a bad ass bitch. I'm just like, nailed it. Yeah, nailed it.

And then it goes black and white and goes five days later. And you just see Shannon and the cowboy hat going, you know what, Gina? I don't know that you, I don't know that you do want to get along with me. You know what? That's what I gotta say. And Gina's in a Heather bot poncho going,

I'm making an effort I mean then it just starts going crazy. How dare you in my wildest dreams Did I think I was about to go to crazy town? And then the preview for next week looks I don't know if it's a preview for next week or just for like the general vacation But things look absolutely to range It's going to be wild. Yes. Noella is going to accuse Heather of pushing the cameraman. And it's going to get good.

It's going to get good. And you know what? Thank God because you know what? It occurred to me. We're doing Orange County next week in San Francisco. So it's going to be a wild and wacky show out there. Yes, we should tell people what we're doing. Yeah, why don't we do it right now? So next week in Denver, we will be doing Real Housewives of New Jersey and we'll do Orange County and San

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