Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Give the Devil His Dubrow

Episode Date: December 23, 2021

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we celebrate Shane passing the bar! Or rather, Shane passively surpassing the bar's lower standards. But when you're in Orange County, you can't celebrate a milestone without someone's life falling apart. In this case it's Noella, who is understandably spiraling in the wake of her marriage dissolving. The real headline, however, is Heather Dubrow's chilling threat to Shannon. We'll be talking about that for years.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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We are talking Orange County today. That's what that reference was all about. And I'm really excited. Orange County is so good. This season, like out of nowhere and wow what a note to end on this show this Orange County it this is basically I don't know if Orange County is gonna be on next week in between Christmas and New Year's but this is basically the last Orange County episode before Christmas and the way that Bravo us Usher's in Christmas, is Heather DeBro, who's like, if you mess with me or my family,

you will lose a lot more than a friendship. They brought in the Grinch. I mean, she even looks like the Grinch. She has the Grinch smile at the end, you know? I mean, she's just so vile and vulgar. She's so gross. And look, I know a lot of you love Heather. Love Heather, I don't care.

I do not, she's a monster and I'm so glad. I mean, I'm surprised she didn't walk out of there with children's gifts. I mean, she was terrible. No, she's, but she's like the perfect kind of monster. I think that like, wow, that was honestly one of the most chilling ways I've ever seen a real housewives episode end. And like, I literally, I literally just like, pushed my little laptop forward

and went, Jesus. That's holy shit. I feel like I had been threaded. And actually, I mean, pure evil, but in such a good way. I think these shows sometimes need pure evil. So today we are going to be recapping that show before we do just a reminder that we are going on the road next year, come see us live.

Go to watchacrapans.com to get your tickets to see our live shows. We have some interesting announcements about that coming up in the new year too. And also voting for the crappies is going to start in the new year. So keep an eye out for that. Starting in the first week of January, you cannot wait to put these categories out there. We still have to finish coming up with our nominations. Also, don't forget, you can always check out the full Krapins experience on patreon.com slash watch

or Krapins where you get access to our bonus episode. This week our bonus episode, as it has been the past few weeks, has been selling sunset. We had a really funny recap of it of episode four of this new season. We also do two videos a week. Watch, that's crap is on demand. We are doing, our second video this week

is going to be a trailer breakdown for New Jersey. I don't know if you've seen that trailer or not, but if you do, if you sign up for crap is on demand, what's cool is that you can watch the trailer with us. You can see exactly what we're talking about when we do the trailer breakdown. So go to patreon.com slash watch what happens. Or I'll see you do.

If you don't go to Patreon, you're gonna lose a lot more than just this French. It will cost you more than this, French. You will lose more than video versions of these recaps. You will miss eyes to watch videos. I will take your eyes. It just turns into a crow and pecs at everyone's eyes. Yes, you know, and back when in her first season,

I used to call her core lines mom, because when she gets mad, those eyes turn into black buttons and she just gets so evil and girl, seeing her like whoosh up and just turn into that crazy doll from that movie. Is it? Have a question. This is a genuine question. Is Orange County eligible for the crappies, is it eligible for? Is it too soon to say like, bad luck getting it? Give it a nomination for Best of the Year because it's only been four episodes,

but God, it's been amazing. No, it's not too late. I mean, look, Chris, the things that come out the day that the nomin, it's like, things come out the day of the nominations for the Oscars. They're like, wait, nobody's seen it? Well, not only is it nominated, it's already won! It is already won!

I know, there's gonna be like the sound of water or whatever that movie was called. It's gonna be a get a crappy nomination. I'm surprised. I'm sorry, I'm not into your low rent splash. How dare you? Yeah, I'm surprised given like how aggressive studios campaign to get awards for their movies that no one has actually campaigned for a crappy. For like, West Side Story, now nominated for three crappies. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, slow, sorry. Oh my god, sorry I did that to you. I don't know why, of all the movies I could have picked, that was the one that I landed on. It really made me mad, because everybody said it was so, so good.

Oh my god, so I saved it for like when I need something good, you know, and I watch, I was like, oh wow, people are different, especially fish people. We should, if we ever have time, like maybe down the line, that might be a really funny movie to recap Just like to watch my head pop off an anger just just like a little a little quiet maid who falls in love with a fish person Yeah, no, okay, so also you're supposed to be working. I'm paying you to clean, okay?

And that's always been my problem with below deck. It's always good, because I just feel like I was a good worker. You know, I'm a good waiter. Well, I'm not a great waiter, but I work hard at it, you know? And I would clean really well and stuff. I just hate when people are like flirting when they're supposed to be cleaning.

Like, who's doing the bread drawer? Guess I'll do it. Because heterosexuals have all these options to follow and love at work. So I guess I'll do the bread drawer. Well, it's like that old saying, if you got time to lean, you got time to follow and love at work. So I guess I'll do the bread drawer. Well, it's like that old saying, if you got time to lean, you got time to fall in love with an aquatic sea creature.

All right, so real housewives of Orange County. Now this... Speaking of aquatic sea creatures. This episode is titled, Judge and Jerry, which scared me, because I thought this was gonna be a head batch. Tamra, return. Thankfully, it was.

Yeah, I don't actually know why it's called judge and jury. I mean, I can, I mean, I can figure it out obviously, but I think that's, they could have come up with a better name. They should have just called the episode scary woman yells at fragile woman. So, shape of Heather's face. Shape of, shape of Heather's face. Yeah, shape of, shape of Debrot. Um, so we begin and Emily is announcing that she wants to throw a party for Shane to celebrate him finally passing the bar. I don't think that he passed the bar.

It's more like he just like the, again, it's, he didn't pass the bar. It's at the bar. The bar passed him. The bar passed him. Okay. Yeah, they were like, enough already. Just pass her. Okay. Yeah. Um, so he's like, do I have to come to my party? So he has to want person dancers there. He's like, not really. Like, come on, at least give me some snark at some

like, you're really leaving me behind drive this season. Well, now that I'm an official bar passing lawyer Snark has him as out and lawyer has him is in So she starts shimming oh King of Judge gas on Don't don't know that he's past't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don don stuck with the lawyer that got their lawyer ship during COVID, because they're fucked. They are, they will never be taken seriously, even though the California bar is really, really hard.

Um, so then we see Heather and she calls up doctor, she calls Dr. Jen, she's like, hey, it's Heather DeBro, how are you? Which is like annoying that she announces herself that way when clearly Dr. Jen has Heather's number in her. Right, yeah. It's Heather De number in her right. Yeah, it's Heather Dubrow here Heather Dubrow is calling How are you?

I've been wanting to reach out to you and I apologize for the dinner party at the end of the night I never had a dinner party where we didn't make it to the on tray I'm like, well, that's your fault. You're the one who canceled it Yeah, you're the one who had a fit, tried to kick the cameras out and everybody in your house out and then came back down later with your husband in some weird motorcycle jacket. And then ignored your guess for another hour.

You were the bad hostess here, man. Although I do admire the past regression of Heather DeBro really going out of that of her way to call literally anyone who is associated with this party to apologize except Shannon. She's just acting so super sweet and cool to literally every single person. Yeah, she's doing her team building against Shannon.

That's her goal. She's like gonna get rid of Shannon. Well, good luck, man. Good luck. Oh, Ronnie, I'm so sorry. Hold on one second. I am getting a phone call one second. Well, okay. Hi, Ben. It's Heather DeBro. I heard that you were talking about my party and I'm so sorry.

You didn't get to see us eating this. The wagyu beef. I apologize so deeply. This is Heather DeBro again. Goodbye. Wow. That was so nice, Ronnie. She called me. That was really nice. Yeah. It didn't call me. This is never gonna forgive me. Yeah. So Jen's laughing and she goes, Ha, ha, ha, ha, well, that's how you know it was a really good party. If you're free to then like pop over, you can come by. I'm just right down the street from you.

All right, um, canned food should, should I bring canned food and maybe some toys for the kids? How are we doing this? Do you need a new tarp? Do you need a new tarp for your, for your shanty house? I can bring that. So, um, then we go to Gina's house where there's a fly on her.

She's making a sharkootary board, because oh my god, there's a fly. We don't have this problem in New York. We have flies, but they're like appropriate, like they're on the garbage and on the shit and on the food in your house. Gina, I hate to break it to you, but New York flies. I like food too. I hate the one to, to break the bubble here for her. But being a New Yorker, I can tell you,

I've definitely experienced a fly that has gone to food. Yeah, I'm sorry to shape of water this for you, Gina, but flies are all the same. Okay, so let's just accept flies. For who they are. I totally fell in love with the fly ones. No. Hey, there's been a movie on that day. And you know that Gina had flies in her house. And I'm sorry, Gina, Gina just did.

You just know she did, okay? Am I calling her sloppy? Possibly. Am I calling good disgusting? Maybe, okay? You know what I'm saying? Am I relating that to being poor? I don't know! Okay, I just want to be Jewish! Oh my, you know, I have a sort of thing where I get annoyed when people make like really kind of like unsubstantiated claims, like, oh my god, people in New York are just so much more

real, but people in LA are so fake. Like, that's the big common one in this area here, you know? And it's like, I've met very fake people in New York and I've met very real people in LA, right? So I always feel like, I always roll my eyes when people say things like that, but then to like bring it to like a fly level, oh my God, the flies in New York,

they just stay away from food, they take no better. It's like, no Gina, that you cannot do that thing. You can't do the New York LA thing for flies. Yeah, no. I lived in Staten Island. I'll never forget. And I know that that's like a different kind of fly because those are different kind of flies.

Staten Island flies are like, well they get reality shows. Yeah, they're like carrying your TV out of the house. No. They're huge. Also, I was like going to say, oh, she just wanted to shoot her new flygun that she got, which I have never heard of a flygun. And I want it. Actually, I'm going to go on Amazon. I've heard of him. And I also wanted one. I was like, even though I'm not

interested in supporting gun culture, I will support fly gun culture. Yeah. Airgun culture. Is that what it is? I mean, what is it? Is it like a laser? It looked like a Star Wars gun. I think it's a gun, but many. I think it's an air gun because they've had any sort of projectile. You know, that Sharker Report would have exploded in Gina's face knowing her. It's like I'm already, especially in a shoot on pepperoniac cross-artition floor.

She probably has. This is her perfected. You know, we didn't see her with the first two weeks of that damn thing. I'm surprised she got the fly. I mean, she probably didn't. She's like, you know what? That's an orange County fly for you. It always survives the first shot. I'm in such an insane mood today. I was making macaron this morning and I think I just inhaled macaron so long that I've just I shut up as a crack head No, I'm I'm I am I'm drinking a very strong cold brew. I am actually sleep deprived. I am a lunatic right now, and it's our last Arts this is kind of like our last full-fledged

Cleared last day. It's our last day of work. It's so pre-recorded So I'm insane. I just thought, I'm excited. My note is she shoots it with a fly gun and I'm in all caps obsessed. I'm finding that gun. Actually, I used to have a fly. I used to have a fly swatter gun when I was a kid, but it wasn't an air gun.

It was basically like this. It was like something in the shape of a gun and I had this like circle, like almost like if you took a fly swatter in a circle shape and you stick it at the end of the gun and it was over attached with a string and a spring loaded and if you saw a fly you'd pull the trigger and the thing would fly off the gun like there's almost like a gun fly swatter and ultimately it was really fun but it eventually just became a

weapon that my brother and I used to get to each other and it was like yeah I just got I just got shot by the fly sweater gun. Yeah, you just got swatted. Yeah. Wow. Okay, so Heather and goes over to Jen's and she's like, I come bearing champs. Heather, do proud. All these years later, still trying to make champs happen. And do you know what? It worked because people say it on Bravo all the time now. And you know what it worked because people say it on Bravo all the time now Well also the thing is that like she brings it over like it's a thing like she's this Unique person in the world who loves champagne like it's my thing about champagne. It's like me saying This is just my thing. I love chocolate. It's like well

It's like lots of people love chocolate. Yeah, that's always been Heather's thing. I remember getting, oh god, so sick of this. I feel like I'm like 97 years old. I remember back when Heather DeBrow was on the first time we would say. Okay, I won't bother you with that. So let's see Heather, oh my gosh, what a gorgeous home. This is all made of cardboard, good for you. So I, you know what, here's champagne, 20 dollars.

Okay, you know what, 100 dollars. I mean, I don't even know what money is. Here's a thousand dollars, just please feed your family. And I'm sorry, this is happening. Wonderful. I love what you've done here for the maid's quarters. And now where is the main house? So this trap, this is your trash can,

and also your fireplace. Would you like me to like this right now? You know, this is the first time I've seen someone actually decide to put furniture into their wood shed. Okay, I'm ready to see the main house now. So Jen, how long have you been? Man, she's like, oh, like 10 years or so. And so then we see a clip of them at Heather's and Heather's like,

Jen, here's some champagne, Jen. Yeah, because she's like, Jen says, I made a connection with Heather right away. Like, Jessica, we have so much in common personality wise. She's a control freak, so am I. She's very rich. I'm aspiring to be rich. She's on TV and has some sort of fame. I'm technically on TV and would like that kind of fame. So we're really just connecting those ways.

Yeah. But they for some reason got that it's generally was like wow, we're like Kend a tour and Heather's like, wow, this is amazing. I've never been to a tent city before. I've heard about them on the news I also brought some flannels. Where can I drop them off? So here's an old board game. I can drop this one off too. So So Jen's like, oh, here's a picture of me with my family. And of course, that picture would be Ryan and he's shirtless. And Heather goes, oh, look at him with the shirt off. And natural pecs, that's such a strange sight for me. And Jen's like, yeah, he's just like, oh, he's shirtless.

We actually get letters from our old school. The moms feel uncomfortable that he doesn't wear a shirt to drop off. That is odd. I'm sorry. I mean, like I know that like the standards, the standards in our country or that men can be short listened, women can't be for some strange reason.

But like, it is a little odd to show up at drop school. It's creepy. That's just fucking creepy. That's downright creepy. Okay, you may not be able to get reservations anywhere, but there's always a spot on Megan's list. Okay, you fucking creepo. What? What? Who does that? Reservations anywhere, but there's always a spot on Megan's list. Okay, you fucking creep though

Who does that who shows up to the carpool line? I would be reporting that I feel like if I was like a dad at squad I mean excuse me police officer. There's a shirtless man who thinks he's a movie star walking around this preschool get over here Yeah, I just think it's weird like it It's like you said it's weird, it's creepy. I don't know if there's necessarily anything wrong with it because this is a guy who just always likes being short-liss. But it's just like, you know, it's one of those things where sometimes in life you gotta read the room. And if you're the only one short-liss,

that's a little strange sometimes. I know everyone likes to express their individuality through their choices, but I also think like... I'm about to bad one, okay? But that's about, honestly, Southern California does have a problem with this. If we do want to do the Gina game about like New York flies versus West Coast flies, I will say Southern California

has a major problem with like reading the room in terms of dress code. I'm not saying everyone has to be like freaking Wednesday Adams, but you know, you go into a nice restaurant in LA or in Orange County and there will be guys with like a baseball cap on and like a polo shirt or you go to a wedding and people are practically in t-shirts. It's like, can you make some sort of effort, okay? Yeah, just'm just saying quite a bit. We all know how I dress. I have one jeans to a wedding. So

Heather is like Heather is like long long long long long long. Heather says So what's it like being well, you know, I'm married to a plastic surgeon. So when I wake up I'm just like pull it tighter honey pull it tighter, honey, pull it tighter. So what's it like actually doing work on people? And just like, I think about work every single second of the day. I like by the way that Heather phrases it saying, so what's it like being in the anti-aging world?

Note that I did not say actual plastic surgeon. Like, Terry is just a person who is a doctor and a genx. What's it like being at that moment here? What's it like knowing actual doctors like my husband? And I think she is an MD, right? I think she is. She is an MD. It's just funny.

It's just I don't think she's a plastic surgeon. It just for Heather to say what's it like to be in the anti-aging world is kind of funny Because first of all that could have just been called that that could have been the name of the show the anti-aging world but also Like what is strange question to ask when your marriage or plastic surgeon like you know the answer to this question Yeah, she's like because you know I think that people look at you and they think wow she looks good So I guess I'll I'll have a cheese having basically.

And Jim's like, yeah, people come up to me and they're like, oh my God, you look amazing and you haven't done anything. And I'm like, come, I've done everything in this office. Okay, so that's why I look like this. Look at me, just fucking look at me. Commissions, here comes one right now. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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She's like, oh, you know, this always happens. I have a short torso. I know. Oh, you could only afford the short ones. I understand. It's a lot to get those extra two inches. You know, normally I have a normal torso when I'm sitting at a doctor's table, but you know, an anti-aging advocates table, you know, my torso shrinks. It's so weird.

Uh, and the two like chess boards on this table, you know, my torso shrinks. It's so weird. And the two like chess boards on this table like two chess boards. I don't understand what's happening in Dr. Jen's home to be honest. I feel like people who walk around shirtless constantly always have a chess board somewhere They've always got it just to prove that they're smart even though they're shirtless I mean, it's like the biggest joke on big brother every season I mean, it's like the biggest joke on Big Brother every season. Yeah. You get a particular dumps in the house and they just put a chest board in them in there.

And they just struggle. Yeah. So anyway, so Jen says, you know, I just want my patients to look as natural as possible. I mean, I want them to look like they just went on vacation. If they look like they've had work done, then I didn't do my job. Well, you know, like, here's what I do. If I have a big event or something, then I'll

do something for that. You understand? Just, um, yeah, so what do you do right here under the ice? No, I don't do it there. Why would you even say something like that? You know, I'll forgive it. You know what? Put this bottle of water in your purse. You never, never know when you're going to see a water fountain again. You poor thing. But I do temples, I do the hollands of my cheeks. If you ever insinuate that I do things below my eyes, you will, it will cost you a lot more than this bottle of water I put in your purse.

It will cost you a lot. Yeah. And since like there are definitely some Muppet Count ladies in Beverly Hills, I think some of them have been, or in Orange County, I think some of them have been in this chair. Jen, let's stop.

You don't look that natural, okay? I'm so, you might look that natural standing in the crowd that you're standing in, but anywhere else, you don't really look that natural, okay? crowd that you're standing in, but anywhere else, you don't really look that natural, okay? Put down your horn, okay? You're too neat to laugh. Also try not to shade your patience

we're paying the bills for your, what, for your, your shack. I know every person who owns an anti-aging center is like, you guys, let's get less anti-aging stuff done, okay? Yeah, so how there's like like this is what I do I do a little Botox in the temples and in the hollows right here and Dr. Jen's like well nobody's perfect I know I'm not perfect I know you might look at me and think wow look at this perfect woman with

her disproportionate stools sitting in a house with a man who doesn't know how to put on a shirt around children, right? Perfection perfect would be boring. Oh, okay, Heather So she's like yeah, you know like I was thinking about the women at the party and I'm already in competition with myself and that's Deep enough. I mean you've met me. So I Specifically I'm talking about noella. Okay. she spoke very condescending to me at the party. So, and then we get a flashback at the party, a scene we never saw of Noella. The relic sitting next to Jen, this is where like in the looks like at the wake of that fight between Emily and Nicole, and Noella is like, well, we've all had bad days, we've all had bad days, and Dr. Jen tries to say something just Jennifer

Jennifer, please Jennifer Yeah, because Jen is saying yeah, but if you come to somebody's house then you need to speak them ahead of time about Whatever's happening because they were making this whole scene trying to make it about themselves You know because they're just the new cast remember it's I had nothing to do and no one was like well I don't know if that's Chopper in Emily post, but okay. Oh, who's Emily post? She knew cast member too. So then Heather says, the thing about that evening, I was just sorry that things happened the way they did. Obviously, you know Gina is the one that talked to me. And she feels terrible. We've talked. It's all good

She promised me her next child if she were to have one Everything worked out so then we see The one week earlier of Heather talking to Terry. I don't know what Shannon's goal was But this wasn't cool. And she's like, you know, the thing is, why would someone want to make Nicole look bad or hurt my family? Because it's hurtful. But everyone else is good.

Oh, you didn't even get to try the wagyu. Ha ha ha ha ha. Well thanks for inviting me over. We should get together and invite the husbands. I'll tell Terry to do some sit-ups before we come over. No. Same thing I tell him every time we go to a jail yard. Terry, do some pull-ups before you do some free screw tops on those serial killers. Okay. I'll see you at the double day. We'll bring the ladles. Okay, it's a soup kitchen, right?

Um, so then... By the way, I hate Heather being like, oh, you didn't even get the wagyu beef Heather You still could have served all this stuff and also I can't stand Heather saying like why would Shannon try to hurt my family She's actually not trying to hurt your family. She was literally like what? This is so strange does she know that this woman tried to see you Terry if anything she was actually oddly enough tried to see her, if anything she was actually oddly enough, perhaps trying to protect you? I actually didn't think it was that deep, I think she was just like, isn't this weird, and then Gina just blew it up to make it sound like it was this whole gossipy scandal, which admittedly Shannon probably was gossiping, because she probably, you know, she's a drunk gossip,

let's not fool ourselves, but I think that Heather made it out to be a lot more of a scheme than she thought. It really was. Yeah, I do too. I think she was made it out to be a lot more of a scheme than she thought it really was Yeah, I do too. I think she was Shannon Buzgoss wing. She did it off camera now I think she did it off camera because now you know that Del shows like the never before scene thing and then it will be on camera and I'll have to eat that word So I think it was off camera, but in house wives arey, you know if you do it off camera It's not really doing it. It's not the same thing, right?

Yeah. Maybe Heather's just thinking, okay, Shannon's talking about this, and then she's gonna, she wants Terry to get mad at me for being friends with this person, and it's gonna be a storyline that our marriage is falling apart. Maybe that's what she's thinking. She's sort of thinking about like, how is this gonna, gonna sort of work out as a, right, she's thinking Shannon's gonna confront her. She's gonna get one of the other ladies to confront her and say, well, this lady sues you

because Terry does bad work. And then that was gonna be the big thing to bring Heather down. You know, I get where she's coming from, but lady, like enough already. Yeah. Like going to every single person in the cast, bottle of champagne in hand to make sure that she's got an army against Shannon who, it's like an army against Shannon of all people.

Like, who is Shannon ever brought down, ever? Yeah, literally no one, literally, maybe David. Maybe not. Maybe not. I don't know if she even brought down David. No, David jumped. She didn't bring him down. So now we got a Malibu farm.

And for whatever reason, Nauwelle gets an arrival song that is the Salt Lake City music. Yeah, that's our hotel. I was like, why is there Salt Lake City music playing in here? You don't get a choir, but no. This is geographically inappropriate music. Why is that Trixi Monoclackle choir ushering in Noella?

Yeah, and speaking of geographically incorrect. Malibu Farm. So Noella arrives to ha ha ha music and Nicole is just like so annoying to be there. Nicole looks like she just hates Nuella through the soul scene so Nuella is like, hi. You know she does that like, oh, I'm just so she just wants a drama queen friend to be like, honey, tell me everything. But instead Nicole goes, oh my god, I mean, you you look pretty. Don't cry. Don't cry. I mean, you look pretty. Don't cry. Don't cry. I mean, you look pretty.

Oh, God, she's crying. It's she's crying. Great. And Nicole has has like a really strong Midwestern accent today. I've noticed that she has one in general, but it was even like being in this something about like being aggressive with that Rouge and having a friend going to a divorce really brought out the Midwest in her.

She's like not saying that Midwesterners are aggressive with Rouge. I'm just saying somehow that activated her Midwesternness. She's like, oh my god, don't cry. Don't. Doing New York accent. She's like, yeah, don't cry. You know, I feel like it's the end of the world right now,

but like, no, you can be better off. I don't know, I'm doing New York. I can't come out of New York. I did Gina. I can't stop. Uh, Dr. I know it's been made fun this time. Don't cry, right now, Dr. Yeah, I know it's been rough on you seem a someday. Somewhere that's great. She has kind of a like a shaking this tour of voice. I don't know. We'll figure her out later, but she's I'm locked in New York today.

It's gonna be everything's just gonna sound just like this. I can't do my Midwest today. I'm also, I'm thinking what happened here. My guess of Noah's marriage, which we don't know yet, obviously. But my guess is what happened is she said, I'm gonna go on the housewives and he said, fuck no, you're not. I don't wanna go on the housewives. And she said, we should go on there

because then we'll get more, you know, eyes for your business. And he was like, fine, but I don't want to shoot. She was like, fine, just, you know, you'll shoot like a couple scenes here and there. And then this tack stuff came out. And then she went on the defense and went all over saying, I'm yelling at my husband

and I'm not taking this shit and I'm not taking this lightly. Because that's what she did when all this happened. She was all over social media. Like I did not approve. And then he was like, bye, bye then. See how much you're gonna, you're not gonna just throw me under the bus

on that in the national press Instagram. But you know what I mean. So too, I actually think, I think that basically, you, he clearly got them into some trouble and he wants to handle it quietly because he's like he probably views himself as a major public figure even though he's just more like an annoying billboard presence here in Southern California and apparently also in like Arizona.

And probably he knew that when she went on to this show that all their shit was gonna be put out there and he probably was not happy about that and then like you said it probably just went downhill because this is like he didn't even appear on this show and this is a guy who has billboards everywhere and he was gonna turn down an appearance on Bravo in no way so he did not want any of this tax stuff out. I'm not saying this is like, therefore she's at fault here, but like I agree, I think totally, there's a correlation between her coming on the show and him just being like, bye.

Yeah, it seems like, and yeah, of course it's not her fault. I mean, he's a pig, you know? He's an awful, yeah. But I think that when you're married, you want your spouse to be like oh my god He didn't know we're doing everything we can't rectify it instead of like that fucker I'm yelling at him every day. He will make this right, you know Yeah, he's not a see-a-lady Look mate. We'll see how right you make it so I'm just gonna abandon my wife and children

Classic guy the sweet James. Really classy this guy.. This is going to turn out great for you. You put it like, like, like, I also like, I have like a special kind of anger towards him because I'm like, so you just want to like invade all of our lives. You want your name to appear on our car radios. You want, you're just going to like appear on billboards. You're just everywhere and be annoying, but you're face everywhere. And then you're not even gonna show up where on this show and you're going to cancel your wife's credit cards.

And now you want me to be like, oh yeah, I, you wanna like invade my life in that way. That's not, I'm like no, you don't get to invade my life and then, and then do this. Yeah. So Noelle is crying and Nicole is so annoyed with her and the waitress comes over and she's like, hi ladies and Nicole goes,

oh here's our server, here's our server, look it's our server. She's like speaking of the process server came to the house yesterday after I did a cry with Gina and the process server or I did cry with Gina and the process server through the divorce papers at my mother's face. I just need James to turn on the credit cards and make sure rent gets paid and I can take my son to therapy and Nicole because so do you think he laughed? It's like, Nicole, pay attention to the story here when you meet the guy he left. He's gone. No one's seen him.

That's what you're talking about. And then while I was like, I know he left. He took his toothbrush. Can I have some tequila? So she orders tequila and Nicole's like, well, I don't think that to Kila is the answer, but it's fine today, I guess, if you want some to Kila. And she's like, oh my God, I have tears on my kids. And then Nicole just looks at her

as like, because her nipples are like headlines, you know? And she just looks down at her and she's like, ah, it'll dry. Like you could just tell Nicole hates everything about this lady. Yeah, Nicole, I think that Nicole was really hoping to have the divorce storyline to get her on to the show. And that's become very apparent that Nuella is now the

divorce going to is taking it, right? Like so she just sort of sees her prospects just dwindling on the housewives. So she's like, so did you reach out to him? Like, did he block you or does it or does the phone ring? And while I was like, like well let's try right now so she tries to call James and it's not blocked but he is not answering and I guess that's what annoys me is that he invades my space but now when we want the show to invade his space he's like I'm not about it I'm like it doesn't like no we invigor you back sweet James we invade you back. Do you take, you take, you take, when is the game sweet James?

So of course, like, well, at least he didn't block you. No, I was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh in the timeline here because she's wasted now. She's wasted and she is sobbing. I actually, it's like a very sad site. Like, this is like a, this is a raw moment. This is not a, you know, like, like this is not Lisa Barlow crying because she needs Meredith Marks to like have her back at a fut party. This is a woman who is like, does not know what

the next hour of her life is gonna be, right? And so, she's like I just need a hug just hug me I need a hug look listen listen listen listen listen now I'll need a hug and Nicole's just doing the toxic positivity thing where you say something nice just to get people to shut up okay you know what you look you look perfect and cute and you don't need a hug, you don't, you don't, don't know a girl, don't push me over, girl. Okay, I'm gonna give you a hug girl. Okay, because you're so perfect and so cute.

Nothing can go wrong when you're perfect and cute. You're getting the gold. Yeah, and no, well, it's like, I have never known in my life if there's a day that I'm not going to know what to do. And now I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Well, first of all, sell that diamond tennis bracelet.

First of all, you're wearing about a couple of hundred thousand dollars worth of things right now that you sell. And Nicole is just annoyed. You know, she's like looking around for the waiter. She's like, please anybody. And no, well, it just cries harder and harder. And she's like, I don't know where my husband's at. She's like, you'll find him, he'll surface.

It'll all work out. She's like, oh yeah, this is great. This is all happy fun times, isn't it? And Nicole is now all of a sudden embarrassed. I don't know why. I mean, this is, I mean, she looks like an extra and lame is for crying out loud. And she's like concerned about Noel making a scene. And she's like, she's like, extra lame is for crying out loud and she's like concerned about no well

I'm making a scene and she's like okay, you know okay, you need to stop crying right now. Okay, you need to stop crying Oh, you gotta stop crying and she's just like all of a sudden very very concerned about her public image at Malibu firms Yeah, she's like I'm gonna get the bill come on. Let's go. Let's go She's like I just need someone to wrap me up and say, I know I've been there before. I need friends to show up for me. Which I get, but are they friends? Like, are they friends or have they just met on this show?

I thought that they were friend friends, but they're implying, Nuala saying that implies that like there's gonna be a rift, which we then are gonna definitely see later this episode. And it's weird, because now Nicole is like, okay, so, okay, okay, sweetie. She's now, Nicole now has become, has like entered some sort of like mom mode.

She's like, okay, walk out quietly, because there's a lot of people here. Okay, sweetie, come on, come on, get up, come on. I don't feel comfortable, I don't feel comfortable with you crying right here as Malbefarm So okay, okay, sweetie. Her life is falling apart. Can we get someone to box this up?

She's happy everyone. She's happy her life is falling up. She's falling apart and happiness everyone and happiness is not crying everyone. Get your face out of the cry mode and get to the car right now. Get your face out of the cry mode and get to the car right now. So then we got a Shannon's house and they're making real as fuck t-shirts. So her, it's not her assistant, I guess, her business partner, Steve is working in her home office with Stella and they're packing a bunch of stuff and they've sold so much stuff. And fucking real. Yeah, it's really, you know what my company's called

real is real the reality is really real real for real so Shannon wants real for real are you sure I said fucking real or I didn't see that I said I saw one that said real is fuck but it probably said something like, oh yeah, or like maybe like real AI for something like that. So Shannon walks in and Stella's on the computer and Steve is there of doing something and she has a, well, here I am walking into a room of boxes, lots of cardboard, lots of allergens in the air

and Stella's like kicking ass and Shannon just looks at her like, oh, well, I thought I didn't raise you to be a and Stella's like kicking ass and Shannon just looks at her like oh well I Thought I didn't raise you to be a troll up who swears, but it does that's another failure in my life Well things are finally happening for my company real for real So I have hired an assistant who has since quit My CEO suggested we hire Stella. Stella, who uses words like, ass apparently. So that's how it's going over here, America.

So Stella says, well, as a boss, my mom can be annoying and overbearing, especially when she's in a bad mood. Oh, wait, I don't want to make it sound like she's a bitch. Okay, I'll let her just do that. Stella is one of my favorite housewives, kids, I think. I really like Stella. She is so, I can't believe she's so grown up. Like, she looks like she's 28 in the converse.

What is that happened? She doesn't have the same face even. She's like an actual, she doesn't even have the same face as the scene from two weeks ago. Like she looks like a completely different grown woman. And I just wanted to have a date teaching her how to make Macaron. And now she's got her own apartment probably. I feel like Stella is going to be on a season of survivor.

I feel she just looks like the type that she's going to get cast on survivor. I actually would love Shannon to be on survivor. She would be so wonderfully disastrous. She would be very concerned about the beach life and then she would also get like a frenzy with the scheming. Oh, I don't understand why my name isn't everyone's mouth when I've been nothing, but loyal to everyone on this tribe! I have gone out of my way to find the idol for this team! Well, you know, I know people are angry at me that I knocked over the pot of rice,

but actually it's carbs, and yes, we may be starving, but there's no occasion where we need excess carbs. So actually in many ways, I have done us all a favor. So I think I've earned my spot here. And she tells us about how she has, after her divorce, she got two lumps, so I'm from David, and she gets a monthly check that doesn't even cover My monthly list and she says that she basically got screwed over and now here we are

And she even has to pay for Sophie's college, which is some bullshit Yeah, that is that's crazy That's what the bull's not paying for for some of that Texas that I'm sorry that that tuition and Where's Texas A&M? Something like that. So anyway, Steve is just like bossing them around with the boxes and telling them to do things. And Channon's like, what is this?

Is this too much? I'm favorite, everything. Ah, well, thank you, Steve. I'm overwhelmed, overwhelmed. I'm just gonna stand over here and look at salmon in the microwave. Yeah, you can tell how much Shannon actually does this work because she's like, can I help?

And he says, sure, grab me some of those six by six boxes. Wow, you need six boxes? No, the six by six. Oh, these ones. It's like, no, those are 18 by 18. It's like she's thinking like something that's not even close, you know. It's like,'s picking like something that's not even close, you know, it's like just leave, please.

Okay, well, we do have my lemons in a bowl here, which is sort of my thing. So if we can get a shot of this, I'll leave the room. Okay, bye. Stella, do not curse. If anyone needs me, I'll be in the cream cheese test kitchen. So we, now we go to some restaurant that has like this,

sort of like a barn interior, cause like the walls are like all exposed, like beans and everything. And the waiter passes by, a waiter passes by. He's like, oh, so I mean, it's a flight and you had a fly on you. Man, no guns a lot of the restaurant, please. It's just all these California flies, you know? So Gina and Travis walk in and then they meet up

with Emily and Shane and of course, by the way, I'm sounding so old-fashioned today with my dress code tirade, but also Shane just not opening the door for Emily. I was like, he's, he does, he's just like so ungentlemanly, right? And I guess you could make an argument that in 2022, 21, 22, like, what are these roles? Are we are, have we moved past these gender roles? But honestly, you know, that's not what's happening in Orange County. I just think he's, he's just like such a schlub, you know?

I mean, he is, but you don't marry Fred Flintstone and then go to things remembered and get a blanket with George Clooney sewn on it. You know what I mean? Like you get what you got, okay? You bought this. So they go and they meet, they're like kissing hello and everything and then Shane doesn't like his slow to genus. You don't say hello? Like what am I chop liver? Huh? Cuz something like that. Jajajah! Starcars! Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, oh my god, I'm so glad we got to the point where Shane can just be Shane and you're not offended by it. And the waitress comes over and she's like, oh my god, let me get you guys some drinks.

Okay, you want some chicken? Let me guess, the little one just wants to die at Coke. That is hilarious, I'll be back. Yeah, this waitress has a full on cowboy. She's so extra. She has a cowboy hat. She has a t-shirt that says wine whisperer at the five vines wine bar So everything's like there's such an excess of v's and w's on that t-shirt

It annoys me and then later on when she comes by she's trying she tries so hard to upsell some sort of ahi Poke stack you what the ahi Poke stack? Want a Poke stack? I'm a Poke stack. Oh my god I don't want a poke stack in a fake barn. Okay? I got with your poke smack. You're poke stack. Don't even call it a stack. A stack of poke. I'm like, don't even call it a stack.

I hate that you're calling it a poke stack. For some reason that drove me nuts, a poke stack. Yeah. So Emily is me. Emily is all of us, I think. When she's like, you guys, I'm so hungry, I haven't eaten today. I just had a granola bar. And she's like, and the subway sandwich I bought you,

the foot long. It's like, oh yeah, well, I mean, you know, that was it noon. We bought some of the food at the foot high with all the toppings we put on it and extra meats for crying out loud. It was basically a cube she shoved down her face. God, my wife, huh?

So then the ladies immediately start talking about gossip you know start gossiping so Emily's like We just bring what you want all you whatever. Okay, so I met Nicole yesterday And it went it went kind of well and she's like yeah, I can't really got out of control with the party and then we cut to Emily going You're trash is what you are and you have no education and you have no job trash. Yeah, Emily just going off on Nicole and it comes back because I do actually really like her and then we see one day earlier, Emily and Nicole meeting and Nicole is like,

that night there were so many, so many things happening and none of it was your fault, Emily. None of it was your fault. And Emily's like, oh, it's fine. You and I are all good. I'm like, why is Nicole apologizing to Emily? I mean, Nicole did that whole sit thing, but I think Nicole had a right to get annoyed with Emily, because it was so none of Emily's business.

And Emily was one who just went in on Nicole. So Nicole's just trying so hard to just make friends to get on this show. Yeah, but Nicole called Emily fat too. She didn't do it to her face, but Nicole knows what she did. She said, you know what I would do if I was her eat less and calm down

or she said something like that. So she knows what she did. So she's trying to make up with Emily. So when that comes out, she can just say, but we're friends now, right? Okay. Thank you for being so open-minded and forgiving and I totally dropped the lawsuit I may have filed against you.

So let's see here. Emily's like, yeah, well Tuesday I have the belly dancers and blah, blah, blah. They're talking about how the husbands are gonna come and then Gina's like, well, I feel so bad because I saw Nauwela. And it sounded like something that can be corrected, you know, with a marriage and everything, like no big deal.

So he has $6 million in taxes. So that's okay. You know what? So I live in a shoe with 19 children, you know what? Good for her. But then I got home and then she faced on me and he served her with paper. Thank you service. It's a Bokey stack. It's an apokey stack. I knew you'd change your mind. Still got it. Did you

hear then the process server threw a poke sack at her mom's face. Is that what I heard? Is that what I heard? Hahaha. Hahaha. Um, so Emily is like, oh my gosh, that is terrible. So, you know, um, I don't know about Puerto Rican law, but, you know, in California, there's automatic restraining orders when you file so that you're not allowed to shut off your credit cards or have money move around. And I mean, I'm not a proficient in Puerto Rican law. And I would ask Shane, but he's not really proficient in any law. But wow.

But I mean, why would you call up access to money when she has to take care of a kid? This makes no sense. It's of course it makes sense. He's a deadbeat dad. Yeah, he's a fucking dead beat. He's a deadbeat. He's a deadbeat. He's a fucking family. Fuck that guy. He cares more about covering his ass. He would rather buy a place in Puerto Rico to protect himself and his assets from taxes and his ex-wife or soon to be ex-wife than take care of his son. Yep. So it seems like not so sweet things now.

Is it don't bother with the horns? All right. Don't even bother. That was a give me. Even I know that was a give me. Yeah. He goes, well, I doubt it'll be flying to my party, man. So, so Shannon will be coming.

And she goes, well, I hope she brings a gift. And Gina is saying, you know what? I met with the last night. And I'm just setting different boundaries for that friendship. Now Gina is also fake for all this talk about being real real for real. She has this last episode. She has a whole talk with Shannon. They hash it out. And then the end she's like, you know, I don't want to be fighting with you. I just want to say this is what it is.

Everything seems great. And now she's like, yeah, well, I'm saying boundaries for that friendship. And she kind of like talks some shit that I felt like. You just are yet, are you good with her? Are you not good with her? You know? Also, you're the one who blew all this up. All of this is Gina's fault.

Like every single piece of it is Gina's fault. So in my own. In my view. And by the way, and by the way, you have to jump ahead a little bit. You have later on Heather keeps saying, well, I don't want to ruin another party. I don't want to ruin a second party.

Meaning the implication is that this is not the right time or place to be discussing these things at a party. So why is that great is not extended to Shannon Bedore that maybe if she did want to ask Heather back this, like maybe maybe Shannon was also thinking I don't want to ruin a party, you know, like maybe and then Heather could then say, well, she could have called me ahead of time, which I think she even does say at some. Yeah, she did say that, which is. But then, but then Shannon also tried to call her ahead of time before this party.

So I just don't, I think there's a lot of hypocrisy and I think that like, I think the punishment definitely does not fit the crime. And if Shannon had called her before, Heather would, this would just be the same thing, said a different way. It would be like, oh, here's Shannon, tried to ruin a friendship already, you know,

trying to, you know, she's bringing it up to me, trying to ruin things with Nicole, she's manipulating everything between me and Nicole, typical Shannon. I can't be friends with her. Yeah, you know. And I think that like also Shannon may have been like, this is, I'm pretty sure this happened,

but I'm gonna go this party and see what the vibe is and just sort of like take the temperature and kind of like see what's up. And then maybe I'll ask Heather about it, you know? Yeah, and also Heather hates Shannon, and Shannon knows that. So, like, anyway, but Shannon should have kept her damn mouth shut.

I think at the end of the day. So, Shane's like, please don't bring this up in my party. This is a disaster. And Emily's like, I'm working here, Shane. Okay, shut up. So then we go over to Dr. Moon's office with Shannon and Stella. Yeah, by the way, the one other thing of no worthy is that of that scene is just that Emily saying repeatedly that she did not like that.

The only adjective that Shannon used to describe us was not trustworthy and manipulative, which is just, I'm bringing that up only because Emily really seems to hang on to that for the rest of the episode. Right. Emily. Emily calling someone manipulative. Emily, who was walking up to somebody she didn't even know grabbing their boobs and going, oh my god, are those real?

Let's talk about your boob jobs. Yeah. Trying to manipulate somebody to out the lawsuit with Terry on camera. Shamelessly is now talking about manipulation. Exactly. So speaking of manipulation, let's talk about some aura manipulation with Dr. Moon. So Shannon's with Stella at Dr. Moon

and Shannon, like this I think the first time Stella has been to Dr. Moon in years, because Shannon's like, look at how tall. Look at how tall she is, Dr. Moon. I mean, you met her and she was this tall. She also had a father who lived in the house, who'd pay bills for essentials. That doesn't have that anymore, either.

God, so much more than you can change. Ha-ha-ho! He's like, well, you were much smaller when I saw you, but I wasn't sure how small because you were actually in some sort of a hamster wheel with an oxygen tank attached to it. Oh well, you didn't guess what she didn't die, so someone is a good mother. Thank you! I'll take my gold star on the way out. So Shannon says, well you know, sometimes I have to mentally prepare for Dr. Moon's

dream and then we get a flashback of her going through some sort of aggressive cupping. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! One of our all-time favorite clips of her. Ow! So Stella's like, I'm not really a huge believer in holistic medicine, but I'm just here

to make my mom happy. Hey Dr. Moon, can we check my emotions? Your emotions? Why would you need to check your emotions? Wow, wow, okay? I guess we're checking her. Something's there. What is to pass you?

What's that? Why are you sad? Tell me why you're sad. Is it your father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father Yes, he's like a work and identify which organ works with which emotions and deliver controls anger So well she's got that in common with Shannon. Yeah, and he's like that liver is exhausted He's like your liver is crawling out of you, okay? Yeah, and he's like okay, he's he's touching and he goes oh, yeah He's like mommy made you angry daddy made you angry. Oh, not mommy. That's for sure

Mommy does not make her angry. Mommy makes her able to do all the things that she does and doesn't thank Mommy for. If anything, Mommy might be a little angry right now. Maybe that's my liver in her. That's my liver. I'm sorry, was that too real for real? All right, well I was in a marriage.

It was unhealthy and my kids saw that. And so we see a clip of David being like, well, I was, you know, a mistreated my family and I am very, very sorry about that. Yeah. And, um, she's like, I just don't want what they've seen or what they've been due to cloud any good in their life, assuming that they still can have good. I'm afraid maybe David might have ruined it. I know high personally have not really had a lot of good since then. Really ever.

Actually, now that I think about it, actually having bad is my good. So, you know, it's a lot to take in. So, she's like, why are you angry Stella? Stella's like, well, it's just like working for you. I see how much stress you're under. And look, mom mom I know that it's not my stress and there's nothing I can do to help and like I get it I get it mom she's like well I just I am glad you get it because I love you and I would never want to make my problems your problem like the stress that your college is gonna put me under when I'm homeless

obviously you shouldn't have to worry about that. Have fun at college, ruining my life! I don't want you to have to take on my problems and who even says I even have problems. I'm probably old experienced, I don't know, 30 to 40 negative thoughts per day. You know, things like, Oh, guess I have to fix this mistake that's telemaid

or, oh, look at Stella, so skinny, I remember when I was skinny like that, or oh my goodness, Stella has her whole life in front of her, I hope she doesn't wind up with the man who cheats on her with a slot on the beach, not your problem, Stella. So Stella's like, you know, I just want my mom to be happy and like, I don't think she's truly very yet. It would make me so happy to see her as her best self and thrive. And then

she just tears at the camera while the rest of America says, good luck with that. So now we go over to Noella and her mom. It's another mother daughter scene. And Noelle is there with her dog, Rihanna, Riri, and her mom is Nancy and they're by the pool. And Nancy's like, well, it was heartbreaking. I mean, when the process server came over, she was dreadful, no, Ella. She said, I need to speak to Mrs. Berkner, and I said, well, you're not going to. And then she threw the papers at me

and an ah, he poked sack. What was that about? Well, I mean, you know, he just had so much emotion, you know, and she tells us that her mom has always been her guiding light and just canceled. She refused to meet James the first year because she just thought James was bad news for her. But then they ended up really loving each other and started texting each other behind her back because they were so close to each other

Listen to your mother, you know, and that's not always my advice, but man your mom really called this one And aunt yeah, she really did and Nancy like had grown to love them and everything and no else no else says He's just nothing so right now. This is not our James now. He is still who he is in there. And you know Nancy's just like, oh my poor diluted daughter. My poor poor diluted daughter. Yeah. And she says, you know, in a million years I never would have guessed this. And the mom is like, well, you know, I don't know how well I did know because I never thought he would get on an airplane and go away So maybe we don't know him to look what we do He's just been taken over by whatever this is

No, your husband's a fucking scumbag, okay, yeah, and you probably had some inkling of that because we all do but it would you know Now he's doing it to you. Get rid of him. You deserve so much better. She's one of the most beautiful women, I think, on any of these shows. She's a little phony for me, but she seems like a nice person and a positive person. You can do way better. She can do way better. Well, and also, yeah, she, yeah, I agree.

Anyone can do better than Sweet James or Cry Out Loud, And I knew that even before this show ever aired right so with his baseball font. I know the baseball font So no, I was like you know James you know, I'm she's uh honey. I think he's gone. Okay. Yes. Your son lives with you Okay, and he's in Puerto Rico. He's gone. Okay. He's gone. She's like he's gonna wake up. I know he loves me Nancy just goes, yeah. Come on, honey. Come on, honey. Let's move forward. Let's move forward, huh? So then, uh, his party set up at Emily's and, um, she's being made up. One of her friends, Jodie is over there. And she's like, the only problem is we need to find somewhere for the belly dancers to dance. That's what's, that you know it's flat for their heels we can't just have them tripping around and grasp on their heels and Emily's like um I don't think they dance with heels they're not shrippers what I came to the wrong party I'm going home I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm She's commented, when did they hire the inkeeper from Lymnose Rob to be on this show?

She's like, Mac Roblie-Ouuf! So then, like, she's like squeezing Emily into a dress, and then we see Shannon and Glam, and she's talking to her makeup guy, and she's like, oh, so we're gonna go with a little bit of a wing? Okay, well, that's fine. It's a little dangerous, you know, I do have an aversion towards flying. Because of all the chemicals in those air and those cabins. But if you want to put wings on my eyes,

make it look like a 747 on my face. Buy all me and have at it. Huh. So Nuella FaceTime, sir. And she's like, hi, gorgeous. You know, how are you doing? She's like, well, now I'm on negative that 43, so I'm almost done for the day. It's just good. How about you? I think of you. I feel so badly for you every day.

Every day, I just feel so badly for you. Now hurry up and tell me so I can talk about what a bitch had her is. Hurry up. So Nuala's like, well, I haven't spoken to him at all. Oh, so you, and that's terrible that you haven't spoken to your husband and have you spoken to Heather? More importantly, Heather did bro, because guess what? I texted her, okay? And I tried to be with her and she wanted nothing to do with me, nothing. I'm just our calling her sweet Heather.

Oh, too soon. Ha ha ha ha ha. She had me served with papers from Puerto Rico. Then said, if you ever do this to my family again, it will be the last thing you ever do. You corn, you cornheaded B-word. Ha ha ha ha. So Nuala was like, yeah, I mean, everyone who was at that party was forgiven and there was like no bad blood

And yet she's really harping on it with you Well, can I read it to you? We need an extra 20 minutes on this show. So let me read it word for word So she goes through this long ass text fucking Heather. I mean it cracks me up listening to it again And I love that they put Heather space in a bubble again up listening to it again. And I love that they put Heather's face in a bubble again right next to Sham. It's like the old Wheel of Fortune when they used to put the head in a bubble and look at the prizes. They're never going to stop torturing Sham and with the Heather bubble right next to it.

A tunicator, tunicator. The fair by. Thear by. Yeah, I'm going to get it with that one tear. Yeah. I passed the bar too. So then Nuella says, so how do you feel about that and Chan goes? Well, I'm going to apologize again tonight because I feel horrible, but I apologize a lot. So there's only so much you really can do. Ha, ha, ha.

And let's see, she's like, well, I remember when I first met Heather, I had to apologize over and over again. And then we see clips of, well, Heather, I am very, very sorry. I will bend over this chair that you spank me like the bad girl I am. I apologize, Heather Debron. I love the idea of saying that someone doesn't let go of things and then following that with that.

I mean, I remember when I first met her many years ago and this happened. I love the idea of saying that someone else doesn't let go of things as you like dredge up something from the past. But it is so true. Oh my god, her season. And Heather would start these things that Shannon had to apologize for. That was stealing her chair thing. And then finally pushing Shannon to the point where Shannon gets mad. And then she's like, Oh, now Shannon's upset over a chair. Now she's upset over. Oh,

Shannon, you pushed her to that. So, so now we are, now Heather's getting ready to go. And she's like dressing like she's in Greece for some reason. And Nicole comes to pick up Heather and Terry in a Uber or whatever, and Heather's like, oh, I just banged my ponytail. My P2I, my P2I, oh God. Guess I shouldn't make my ponytail in the chandelier room. It's the room we have dedicated just to a three store chandelier.

I didn't know how much money you had, so I didn't know how my torso was going to lengthen or not. So I can really aim the iPhoneie. I really wanted to be available for all different sizes of incorrect shot, still, pairings with tables. So Heather's like, well, of course, I'm driving to the party with Nicole. Because we're friends, but we also want to make it crystal clear that we have no problems.

The three of us are fine. The problem is that shitster that started the whole thing. I mean, Heather's basically like a first lady in a White House drama, right? Like, we are going to arrive together with the Vice President, and it will be a show of solidarity, and we will do it tonight. Yes. Bernie Sanders is back there like I don't agree but I support. So Nicole is telling Heather that James and Noelle filed for divorce and Heather is like,

oh, do you think they got into a fight and it's one of those things or do you think it's serious? And it's like, no, it's for real. She's really, it's really sad. And then Nicole, while she's playing the card of like, oh, I just wanna let you know, cause I'm a good friend, I'm gonna let you know this is what's going on in Noel's life. Then she says, so Noel, I was having a really bad day that day

and like, she said something about like, God, I feel bad saying this because I don't think she even remembers it. But she said, um, Heather's a fake bitch. So yeah. What? Wow, you are a terrible friend, Nicole. She's a terrible human being. And it's so funny that she hates Newe now because Noella tried to make her hug her

I mean, that's like the crux of this right she wanted she wanted Nicole to give her like some Empathy or some sympathy and instead, you know, Nicole didn't want to use a now She's gonna go ruin this girl. I say she's gonna ruin her with Heather and then insinuate she's an alcoholic at the same time. Yeah, I mean it was just like it was such an unnecessary thing to divulge and she even said like she was drunk and and it does and also like not doesn't even get the right context of it although we do see the context and it actually was the right context. I take it back but the thing is that like it was you you know, Nicole is actually kind of doing the thing that Heather got is mad at Shannon for, like gossiping to try to, you

know, bring someone down, you know, but now it's fine with it. But it's not Terry. So Heather's fine. So then Nicole's like, you know, and I don't, she, yeah, she doesn't remember, but yeah, she said you're a fake bitch. And Heather's like, um, I've lit really met her three times. Thereby had a pleasant exchange. So I listened, I found out she was kind to Max.

That made me by her very much. And then we see the clip of, are you Max? Max, I'm bisexual too. So such an annoying clip, like a deeply annoying clip. And then Heather is like, you know, she texted me after the party. So I thought we were good. I am very tempted to bring out my claw hands.

Very, very tempted right now. Well, she didn't have a lot of drinks and I don't think she meant it. And as silly as it may sound, I think she probably doesn't remember alcohol like you so. And if she didn't mean it, and if she doesn't remember it, why are you giving it a life?

That's what I'd like to know. Yeah, because she hates her now. And also it's like the season of everybody trying to kiss Heather's ass to be like, Heather's go to Mean Girl, you know? It's like, I stood at for you. It's like a prison movie in Orange County. It's weird. And so Heather hears this information and just nods like, okay, okay, I will destroy her.

So Emily is trying to bend over to get a fork off the ground, but she can't move in her dress, which is hilarious because there was a scene of her getting ready. We didn't talk about it, but she's like, oh, you know, just got this dress. I hope I can fit into it. And her friend showed, he's like, did this hard on yourself.

Come on, we're gonna get you right. All right, I can't do it. Can we get to track the road here? Something strong. It was definitely like those British costume dramas where there's like a comic moment where there's someone, some like, some like, like, like character actress who's like, come come ladies,

we have to get her tied into her corset for the bowl. God, what have you been eating, too many crumpets? You know, it kept it with Emily. So then she's trying to get her fork off the ground and showed he's like I'll get it for you she just pops down and gets it evil at least put some effort into it you know make it look like well well I've got a bad back you know no one's perfect to go but she's like look it's a ZZ this all right get, get out, Judy. Get the fuck out of my house.

So now, for the first time in a while, we're seeing Shane's parents, Perry and husband to Perry. Perry and Larry. Perry and Larry. And Perry has brought a framed photo of Shane. I think maybe his sister. It's like a photo of him graduating from college. And basically Emily says,

Shane's mom has been waiting for Shane to pass the bar since he graduated from law school in 2003. So she's the whole, this lady made this photo nearly 20 years ago. It's like, finally, I can give it to my son. Yeah. Shane, your mom brought you the picture of the graduation you didn't invite her to, so that was sweet. So I forgot the storyline of Shane staying in the hotel

for two weeks, just to study for the bar. Fucking Shane. So then people start arriving, Noelle comes in white and Emily's also in white and she doesn't white too. And Noelle is like, oh God, the fact that we're all in white is not a comfort to me. It reminds me of my whiling, which I get, but you also chose to wear white. But you know what I mean? But also like, yeah, that's all that's right. I wore white at my wedding. So I put on a white dress today.

I know. It's like, God, this clothing, I'm wearing reminds me the last time I wore this clothing. So, but of course, it's kind of funny because they're all wearing white and talking about, oh, reminds me of the wedding. And then here comes the Debrose, just Reston Black. And Heather comes in, she's like, oh my God, your home is so beautiful.

Who knew Orange County had so many adorable, shanty towns, just adorable. Hahaha. So she's like, oh yes, now you know well, know well, now listen, how are things? I got filled in minorly and oh gosh, in my thickest way, Let me say I am so Sorry, so I brought you something I brought you something and she's like I hope this is a great divorce attorney

Oh you they said you were so sweet to max You know to see someone who's older and that could possibly help him in some way I got you you know a little robe thing you can wear at the pool. Okay, it's just so wrong. And do you understand what that is? I mean, you are in one of your husband's old shirts just kind of tied around your waist. So I'm not really sure that you would know what this is, but it's so wrong. It was very important for me to get you something that had the word wrong in it it because that's what you tend to be I am so sorry you're going through a tough time and I'm even more sorry that you called me a fake bitch

But to prove to you that I'm not a fake bitch. I'm going to be very warm and fake to you and kind of bitchy Oh, and the so wrong has a rainbow on it. A rainbow, oh my God, get the fuck out of here. You can wear this by your pool. Do you still have a pool? Do you still have a pool? Do you lose that too? So, Jen arrives and she's just saying hi.

She's like, hi everybody, hi, hi, hi, hi. Oh, no, well, I'd like to talk to you when you get a chance. Okay, hi, hi. Geez, no, well, I'd like to talk to you when you get a chance. Okay. Hi Coming in hot, right? Like Who that's like a I mean she just starts off like hi good to see you. I need to talk to you Bye, I mean give it a give it a moment there in Don't you so Jean is like oh my god. No, well

Earrings is so big does that make your ear hole bigger? She's like, well, not really big enough to leave me over. And Jens, like, you know what? We should put some filler in those holes to keep them from getting big. Yeah. And they're like, okay. And then Heather, she's like, oh, hey, no, Ella.

Can I get you a refill? Can I get you a refill? Can I get you a refill? I mean, I don't want you to get drunk and say something. You might regret. But let me just give you a refill, because I'm a nice person. I'm a nice person that you call the bitch. That's why I am. Yeah, Heather was really big on getting her a drink and announcing it over and over.

Yes, no, Ella. Let me get you a refill on that. I just heard that you were in alcoholic about one second ago So I'm just gonna pop as many drinks as I can into you. This isn't the first time I had this pulled that move We all remember Ireland and Kelly Dodd Yeah, I can have there. Okay, so then Emily's like, oh, okay, so you've heard So then Shannon arrives and keeping in the tradition of like the old fashioned Western where everybody dresses like their personality color wise.

We've got the white hats and then we've got the black hats, the dubros and then Shannon comes in in a black and a white. So you don't know where we stand, or Shannon, because she's wearing black and white. And she looks very lost and confused. So, um, so Western, so Western. Dwight and she looks very lost and confused so So Western that Western

So then Emily's talking to Heather and she goes you know what I told Shane I said you and Shannon we're not talking and he said is there going to be a blow-up at my party? And I said no Heather's classy and she's not like me Queen no one queen of stunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunstunst sort of conversations I may or may not have today. She's like, well, I guess I should go say hello to Shannon. Heather goes, great Shannon's here. Great. Yeah, you should because you are a hostess and I'm not a dis party.

Did I hear a cork pop? That's my favorite sound. I love shamps, everybody. It's my thing. So I said, Heather was getting a top, oh yeah, she's getting a top off of the champagne thing. So then Jen is saying, yeah, I worked at a restaurant once, and I got a note that I was like the worst waitress they ever had. Oh yeah, I worked at a yogurt store. I was very generous, generous, especially when the real skinny girls came in. I just put so much yogurt in their cups. The store was actually just on the first floor of my house.

And those were just like guests that come to my house. I just shamed them of yogurt. And she would add tons of toppings to like, you know, fuck up the skinny girls, which is just what she's doing with alcohol. Like you just did it to with Noella two seconds ago. I totally believed this. Yeah, I wanna know where that yogurt shop was.

I want to know was it when she moved to LA, and then if it was when she moved to LA, was the yogurt shop like Humphrey Yogurt, which is where Megan Markle worked, or was it the TCBY in Mount Kisco in New York before she moved to the West Coast? I really need to know this. So Shannon is with Emily and Gina now, and she's like, well, I apologize to Heather and she didn't want to talk to me. And Emily's like, well, I want to talk to you too about what I've heard. Oh, listen, okay, I said, I said that to her after the Coke promise was broken. Is that what she said? The Coke promise. I think she said code and

then change it to promise. I don't think she said to cook promise. After the code was, after the code was broken. Yeah, it's okay. And so Shana goes, I said that they couldn't be trusted. Absolutely. And let's look at my history with Emily in Gina. Last year, Emily was told a rumor about my boyfriend and she talked to Gina about it and made it public.

Emily see a flashback, which I've forgotten about this rumor about John getting so drunk got a golf tournament that he had to be picked up by his dad and taken away and Shannon goes, they will talk about things that hurt other people without even thinking of it because they that's been my history with him. Oh well look at this I'm doing the windshield wipers with my hands that's how I feel. Now you know what's real windshield wipers.

So of course I'm gonna warn my good friend Heather do Brown and Emily's like well the thing the bothers me is when you met Heather you only said the adjectives untrustworthy and manipulative just what I did not use those words not those words oh so you're saying huthers a liar and see the ghost Emily Emily I'm not manipulative but I'm seeing how there's a liar. I'm seeing a ghost. Emily. Oh! Emily, I'm not manipulative, but I'm gonna just use the power of inference to say that you just called how there a liar. Like, that's, you got this, like the manipulation 101 is the phrase, are you saying how there's a liar? Just, no, no, you know, you want to do that right now, because if you want to make it worse

than go ahead, if you want to add cream cheese to that salmon, fine. Oh, I'm getting hudder, I'm getting hudder. So she's like, fine, do it. You know, listen. So she, she goes, I said she's not trust-worthy. So already Shannon is back paddling, right? No, no, no, she said, she's, I never said we're untrustworthy. I said, you can't be trusted. She said, she said, I never said we're untrustworthy. I said, you can't be trusted. So Emily's like, well, then how did I get brought into the conversation? So now Noel is standing right behind Shannon, kind of twirling her hair. Like, I'm on Shannon's side now. Bring it.

So then Emily, um, Emily's like, wait, she said that you said that it was about both of us. And Shannon goes, Emily, Emily, Emily, I don't remember if I said it. Oh, God, she said that you said that it was about both of us and she had to go Emily Emily Emily Emily I don't remember if I said it. Oh God. She's going to Heather now I don't remember if I said it or not just want that on the record. Oh God You're gonna make an Emily and Emily's like Heather come over here. Are you kidding me right? Are you kidding me right now? No, well, do you see this? and Sam is like I'm just gonna ask I'm just gonna ask just, well I don't know what you guys are doing right now.

And Emily goes, okay, I told Shannon, I was hurt and Heather was, I thought we were not going to ruin another party right now. There's sort of like a lot of crosstalk. I can't believe this, whatever. So then um so Shannon says you know she said okay Heather okay Heather she said that you said that I said that she was manipulative I just said trusted that's all I said that's all I said now should I repeat that again a little bit slower she said that I said that you said that you said that I said that she said that I was that you were that I was that I was that you were that you were I was manipulative not true oh well no that's not what you said. You said they're not to be trusted. They're manipulative. That's what you said to me.

And if you don't believe me, ask the little bubble with my head in it that just popped up next to your head. Oh my, you weren't kidding. Yes. Now you said that they said that you said that you're not to be trusted and they're manipulative. That's what you said to me. Are you saying that I said that you said that they said that I said that she said that Terry said that Nihola said that sweet James said that I said that you're not to be trusted? Bloop! My bubble is just popped up to say, thereby adjudicates! Bloop! there by a chewy case. What? Broom. Broom. Broom. Broom.

So, um, Shannon goes, you guys made a promise to me that it would never be discussed in public. Never. And Heather says, Shannon, you had ample time to come talk to me about this, which is true. I'll give her that point. And Shannon's like, well, actually, I would love to have a conversation, but, uh, ha, ha, ha, ha, un- and trustworthy are here. So, um, I'm not really sure if we're going to have a chance, but I'm and trust worthy are here. So I'm not really sure if we're gonna have a chance to do that. And to this like, oh yeah, she can't have a conversation

with all of us here. Yeah, and how they goes, well, that sure, this conversation should have happened three weeks ago, okay. And she goes, why don't you just all, why don't you all finish your conversation? And we can talk another time. Well, it's important for me to have this conversation. So, you know, I'm going to, um, Emily, Emily, will you show us, show us some places? So she falls, no, no, first Heather's, Heather's, Heather's like, I'm not having this conversation. So she walks off. So she finally follows her and then Heather starts talking

to this other lady named D-Mash. Like, oh, hello, are you T-N-O? I believe that we've met before. You're the one who paid Terry for the Leese Gibbons face. That's you, right? Nice to meet you again. So I have a question. When will you be serving us to wag you?

You're not a waitress? Oh, OK. Well, when will you be serving us the wagyu? You're not a waitress? Oh, okay. Well, nice for you. Congratulations. So then back with the others, Emily is telling Noella that she's really sorry about everything going on. And Noella is going on about how Emily is so supportive. And she's like, yeah, because there's a woman and a mother, I feel compassion.

But I'm also really lucky because Shane and I have had ups and downs. But at least I had a choice in the situation And Emily tells her no, well, you're the first thing I think about when I go to sleep and the last thing I think about when I wake up or Something, I don't know. I think I saw that in a movie one time. I'm not really sure. Are you in love with me? Or you in love with me right now? It's like a romantic movie line. It's like Jeremy Gwire or something. Well, I just wanted to tell you you had me a hello and the human brain weighs eight ounces. You complete me. Okay. You complete me. Show me the money, Noala. Show me the money. Okay. So Shannon finally interrupts Liza Gibbons.

Is that clearly the office? Because Shannon's there, right? Yeah, and Shannon's just like standing there awkwardly, like she's waiting for an autograph. Yeah, so she's like, Heather, can we talk? It's very, it's the most important thing to me. I really wanted to have this conversation. I'm gonna just do this for my last,

until you say yes. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well, can we please not ruin someone else's party, party, ruiner? Why don't we go somewhere? I'm gonna show you how to do this. Let's go somewhere else and talk. Surely there's somewhere else on this enormous grounds

that we can go to. As I say in my house, let's go into the next space. So Emily Shannon wants to talk to me and I'm trying to show where I had to do it without ruining a party. So where would where would be appropriate? Okay, please take me there. I don't want her to ruin another party. Emily's like, Oh, okay, well, there's a courtyard over there. All right. So you guys can go there. All, okay, I see this quote-unquote courtyard also known as a driveway. I love poor people.

So then, so they go off to talk, and then Terry meanwhile is like bruh-moaning up with Shan. And he goes, by the way, passing the California bar, what a stud, right? Hardest bar in the world. Yeah, and I'm the dumbest guy in the world. It's not easy, king of self-deprecation. Dada da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da home to walk her someplace else. Like, please show me the way. So they're walk to this area they can talk. And Shannon's like, well, first of all, I want to say I didn't read out to you because

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, you made it clear. You didn't want to talk, but your friendship means so much to me, Harry. I mean, Heather, you and Terry, oh gosh, and I'm just a dumb shit that didn't think. And in the interim, I hurt my friend. I didn't want to do that. I'm just a dumb shit that didn't think. And in the interim, I hurt my friend. I didn't want to do that. I'm so sorry. I hope you can accept my Apollo, my tearful apology, and forgive me, because what I said isn't me. I'm not a gossip, and I hurt you.

And I want to do whatever I can to make it up to you, because I feel horrible. Okay, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I feel I have a good understanding of the facts. And nothing that you say with the details is going to change my mind. Oh, okay, it's fine. I think you had a huge lapse in judgment, and I'm going to say this, and I'm sorry if this sounds harsh, but this is how I feel. Can I get a spot? Thank you. If you ever come after me or my family, ever again, you are going

to lose a lot more than just my friendship. This will cost as a promise. Duh, duh, duh. Fuck you, fuck you lady. That's what I would say. I would say fuck you lady. Throw a drink in her face and go outside and tell everybody that Heather Robb's homeless people. Okay, I mean, you have a chat.

That's what I would do. You have Shannon here just like robling, being saying, I'm so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, sorry. And she's not even doing a, like a bravo apology, not, if I offended you, I'm sorry, she's not saying, I'm sorry, but you have to understand, I'm going through a tough time. It was a full on, like, like, taking it on the chin,

apology, and it was full of the gro chin apology and it was full of the gravels, it was full of the tears. And Heather should have done the, I was upset and I will still be upset. I'll need some time, but I think we should, like we can move forward. Like she didn't even do that. She was just like, oh, I'm going to destroy you. Well she was so planned, right? Because obviously she was planning on Shannon to be like

Wow, she's a gentleman Emily. She was planning on some terrible apology, but Shannon actually gave a good apology so she's Because when she says nothing you say and with your details is gonna change my mind She didn't give you any details. She didn't try to change her mind She literally gave you a good apology and then't try to change her mind. She literally gave you a good apology. And then you threatened to ruin her life. Fuck you. Fuck you.

Also, thank you because going into Christmas. It was wonderful. It was wonderful. I say this all the time, but my favorite feeling is rage. I love it. It's why I watch these shows. I laugh, but I also get so angry. And I just love the feeling.

And man, it's like coursing through me in this scene. I was. The audience. And it felt amazing. It was. Thank you. It was so devastatingly cruel and cold that I was like, wow, I was actually impressed.

I was like, this is what the show has needed. Actually, this show has needed an element of evil in it like and not just like a tamara evil you know tamara evil is tamara evil is good I welcome tamara evil back but we needed some like pure evil and like it's really it has it has really established a tone for the show it was wonderful I think we we're gonna remember Heather's little monologue for a little while. And it was, you know, even though it was blatantly rehearsed, it was still a good monologue. I mean, it was a real good monologue.

I would audition for a school play with that. Like, I want all the tweens that are out there that are like trying out for Brigaduin. Like, this is the monologue you use, okay? You use this definitely needs to go in like the Samuel French monologue book, you know, that you buy in drama club. Oh man, so funny.

Such a good show. And you know, I really hope that Shannon has not fallen so far into like the ask history, like everybody else, where it's like, I have to be friends with Heather Debrou. I really hope that Shannon pulls a classic Shannon and turns this around into, well, she threatened me. You threatened me. Because that's the only way out of this is for her to turn this into Heather threatened me in my family. But she basically did. She will do that. That's what that is what Shannon does. And it's it's going to be great. The show is they took them a while to remix this show. It is where it needs to be. And it's so good.

Thank you guys all for listening. We still have some lots of content, even though this is our last day of recording. We got, let's see, today is, we're going to do a breakdown of New Jersey later this week. Next week we're doing a threepart recap of the Food Network holiday movie We it's really ridiculous this movie and we did that with reality gaze and we also have real housewives of the North Pole that we live with Brian Moilin next week So thanks everyone for listening and we will catch you on the next episode Bye everyone

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