Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Has-Beens & Wives
Episode Date: December 20, 2019The season 14 "Real Housewives of Orange County" reunion got off to a fiery, hilarious start this week, and we're here to rehash every minute: from Vicki's fuming that she's a has-been to Ke...lly calling Tamra a "dummy." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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What an episode.
There he is.
I was dying laughing at this.
This is definitely the best episode of the season.
And one of my favorites of all time,
I don't think I've laughed this hard at Orange County.
And I mean, I was dying.
How could you not?
It was the Vicki melting down and having a fit,
like the daughter at the end of soap dish.
Like, what am I fucking tweeting?
Yeah, like wearing the Tweety Bird dress, losing her mind at the producers the whole time,
like having a diva breakdown.
Yeah.
Oh my god.
It was just it was everything Kelly just Kelly terrified.
Uh, camera.
I mean, she threw the tris and me goes were totally slayed.
It was a totally got speed. I mean, Tamara just the trace of me goes were totally slayed. They totally got to speak.
I mean, Tamara just completely shell shocked and confused.
Only in part one.
I know.
I mean, it was just quite, it was, it was amazing.
I feel like Bravo is burying these reunion episodes
and it's not fair.
Maybe they're not.
I mean, maybe more people tune in around the holidays.
But wow, it was so funny.
I am going to push back a little bit. I think that the episode where they went to Miraval
was kind of a brilliant, brilliant episode. Yeah, that was great. But this was great.
My only complaint is that as a podcaster that we have to like take notes and some of the
stuff was coming in so fast and overlapping. It was like just
physically difficult to keep up with the show. The man was a funny Kelly. It was like a
champion. I mean, I mean, watching her handle those women, watching them get so flustered
and Kelly just like just laughing in their faces. It was like, it was just a camera just being such a disgusting human
being and getting trampled right over and caught in all of her lies one after the other
and then just not knowing what to do. Like, Tamara has always had that Kelly thing where
she just wants, she can just call someone a fucking bitch or just be so awful that it
shuts the other person down. That's been her MO for years now. And
Kelly out terrible person to her what like outscreens her and she does not care like she
does not care. She will roll around in the bed. Yeah. She will like she she will destroy
you and just tamra having met her match fire. Yeah. It is just wow. I've been waiting
for a long time for that. And and it's funny because Kelly just does not take the high road and anytime you think she
might take the high road she just doesn't and she so willfully doesn't do it that it's
great.
I mean don't forget that Kelly's first season I remember being very up and down with her
because sometimes I was like she is a garbage person she is like you know she's nasty
she's crude she doesn't this she's not right for the show.
And then sometimes it'd be like she's hilarious.
She's, you know, she's out of control, but that's funny. And I was constantly going up and down.
And then, you know, Ireland happened and I was like, fuck these women. I'm on Kelly's side.
And then the reunion happened and she called them all sea words. And she was so kind of like
and she called them all seawards and she was so kind of like unapologetic about it in a way that was so hilarious
that got under their skin that like that was the moment
that I was like okay it's official I have discovered that I am
I'm a hundred percent team Kelly and I feel like this episode
was like a call back to how she was on that episode
where she just like fuck these women I I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna
just say the worst things about them and laugh all the way to the not the bank, but at
least the green room.
Yeah, well, it was quite an episode. So let's get into it. It took me almost three hours
to take notes on this sucker. So I will try not to get up on every single little thing,
but I mean, really every time I rewound, it was something else.
You know, there was so much practice.
There was like five, like anytime they'd be speaking and they had to give like subtitles,
there'd be like two different colors of subtitles happening all at once,
because there's too many people talking at all at the same time.
And Bravo wanted us to see whatever one was saying, you know, because it was so good.
Yeah. Oh, so we start with the typical arrivals and Shannon is telling a hilarious story.
I was literally like a mile away and I went, oh, I forgot my space.
Oh, God.
And her Chloe Kardashian look alike.
Hair lady is like, oh my God. And please let's just stop trying to look like Chloe Kardashian,
everybody.
It's working.
And it's horrifying.
The girl looks just like a,
Chloe's a very beautiful girl.
Get your own face, dude.
You know what I mean?
Don't go get another face on you.
Yeah.
I support that.
I support having face individuality.
Yeah.
So yeah, Shannon tells that story. Kelly walks by Tamra's
dressing room and goes, she's like reading the names on the door. She's Tamra. Snake.
Just like a small like, oh, Kelly is fired up. She is going to go attack today. It was great.
And it was like the arrivals were happening, but it was also interwoven with like the trailer for
the, so there was like, I didn't take notes on like the coming up
because we're gonna get to it no matter what.
But I mean, how could you also like not absolutely die
over Vicki pacing around in her dressing room
and then seeing that the camera is watching her
and going, really?
F*** us!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And then we see Emily in a walker and then Vicki and he comes in to say hi to Vicki and check.
You want to see my sister?
You want to see my sister?
Zendi?
He's like, no, not really.
They're really good.
They're really good.
I was got it.
I was got it.
Look at my sister.
He's like, oh, good.
You look great.
No thanks.
Where do we stand on Andy's beard?
He just looks lost and confused. It's weird. He looks very like he's lost in a library or something A library. I feel like
Okay, Andy Cohen is super cute. Okay, regardless of what you think about him. I think he is just like super super cute, right?
I don't think the beard is working for him.
I just don't, it's like, it's, I feel like it's a little patchy.
It's not like bushy enough.
Andy, we know that you are bravo, Zaddy.
I think, I think we don't need the beard.
I just don't think it's really, it's, it's, I just don't feel like it's his strongest look.
I think he's going for a distinct, he's going for like, I have a baby now.
So I have a different blush, like I have a different clutch like I have appeared and I were turtle next
more, but it's not.
Yeah, I'm it's like, and I'm saying this is someone who can't grow beard
myself. Like I have a Johnny Depp facial like I can, I can get patchy and I can
get scruffy, but I can never really have a beard. So I know, I know my limitations.
Okay. I know my, yeah, I think it's stupid, but his performance on the other hand and this reunion was one of his best
He's really coming to his own ever. Yeah, he is yeah, he is
God what a good episode it was Ronnie. I mean Orange County also by the way
Certain certain shows have strengths, right? I think that New York's strength is their vacation episodes.
I mean, they do a great reunion, but you can always rely on a New York vacation to be excellent.
And I feel like Orange County strength is their reunion. They've always had amazing reunions,
even after terrible seasons, always. Yeah, yeah, always. It's your asshole jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth right now. That's my opinion
So we check on the ladies in their dressing rooms etc etc and
I'm trying to skip all the trailer stuff. So let's go into the theme. Okay, done
Let's go into the theme. Okay, done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done.
Welcome.
It is season four.
Teen reunion almost a decade, and you still continue to serve up the drama Freshly
Squeeze, Kelly.
Did you take the train here?
She was probably like, oh, thanks, Andy.
Yeah, hi, Shannon. You look like you've lost even more weight.
She's like, actually, I actually gained a little, a little bit of weight.
I, I had a trisket yesterday and, uh, well, I was a poor decision.
We'll just leave it at that.
I'm happy, though.
Trisket shame.
Trisket shame.
Trisket, I'm totally different now because I'm thin.
That really bugged me later when she has like, oh my God, I was so big then.
It's like listen, and you probably will be again, because people with weight issues, I'm speaking as one for those of you who don't know.
Weight is like a constant thing in my fist. I'm not like, oh, okay, I was horrible when I was fat.
And I'm great because I'm thin. You know you know cut that shit stop putting that out there. Yeah, yeah
I actually felt that way too a little bit. I kind of felt like like
She when she was heavier like she we had a lot of like we had a lot of empathy for what she was going through
Whatever it almost sounded like when she said well, I was bigger than it almost sounded like like like I
Understand it's not it's not a play time when she said, well, I was bigger than it. It almost sounded like, like, like, I understand it's not, it's not a play time when she was happy,
but at all, there was a, there was like an undertone
that I picked up on that I think you picked up on
and stromped more strongly of like, uh, just not dismissiveness,
but it was like, it was like, I was like,
there's like, there's other people
who haven't been on to where you are.
Yeah, and it almost sounded like she'd like slam the door
in their face.
I know she wasn't, but it was a vibe that like
That definitely like I I picked up on yeah, I don't like that, you know like you're better or you're worse because of how much you
Wain and that's not like congratulations on setting a goal. Yeah, like congrats on setting your goal for and like achieving it
But yeah, I don't like that. It's like when people come up after you've lost weight and they're like, oh my God.
And they act like you've just like been cured
of some horrible disease.
But anyway, I don't need to go to that.
We don't need to go to that whole thing.
We still got 18 hours of this recap.
I know.
So, Tamara, this is your 12th reunion.
How do you prepare for it?
She's like, I don't do anything.
I don't do anything at all.
Just stand on dumpsters and smell the fumes.
Yeah, batch.
Yeah, you might want to rethink that and maybe make an effort next time because you just
got owned for an hour.
Well, I don't think preparation is part of Tamara's skill set in general in life.
So Andy, Gina's your first reunion, new hairstyle. I said, Oh, yeah, I got another
one getting every day. Whatever she said, Gina, along my last fucking nerve officially after this.
She's been on my nerves all season, but done. I'm officially done. Also, on the other hand,
Emily, I thought she did a great job this reunion. Also, she stood her ground. She,
she countered everything that they tried to throw at her.
I don't think she was weak.
Uh, I thought she did a great job too.
Except for the fact that she like, welcome back to you with open arms, but, you know,
hey, that happens.
Yeah.
And she's like, well, Andy, I got a little hip replacement.
And that's why I don't have a spray tan today.
Since when don't you have a spray tan?
Like maybe on your hip, but
the rest of you is the color of the Christmas hand. So I don't know what you're talking
about, your purple. So I'm not even going to address that, Ronnie, because the color,
no, I didn't take it in. I wasn't going to say that like that. No, no, look who's sensitive
now. No flake. I am. No, I wasn't because we get to the the Vicky P.
No, I said I'm not going to address it.
Because I thought it was so funny that you said she was the color of us of a ham.
A Christmas ham. I was like, that is too funny.
I'm not even like I'd start talking about it.
It's going to take me to a weird place.
So we were just talking about New Jersey where they had like a big juicy ham.
And I was like, Oh my God, that's the color Emily is in the reunion.
That wasn't used to ham.
Okay, your ham straight. Oh, it's so funny. I was talking by where there used to that's the color Emily is in the reunion. That was an Easter ham. Okay, your ham street. Oh
So funny. I was trolling by where there used to be a honey baked ham place here in LA
That's gone now and I was and now it's a it's like an ortho mattress and I was like I miss the honey baked ham place
Even though I never went into it. I just liked that there was a ham option
So anyway right in the middle of the Jewish district too. I was like that's rude. Okay. I'm a little triggered by that so
Right in the middle of the Jewish district too. I was like that's rude. Okay. I'm a little triggered by that so
So and he's like wow for this day cooler here at showbiz studios by the way showbiz studios really
I mean, that's like very on the nose. So he's like we decided we're gonna recreate the miracle at Miraval
We're gonna make it look like that and just off stage. We have some shrubbery if you need a moment Tamra because you know she was in the bushes and Tamra goes I guess I just have a thing
with Bush got got a bush.
Oh, yeah, you'll vote for every one of them.
You'll vote for every single one of them.
And she's like, God, that was a tough way to much to care the shots.
And Brawman goes, Tamer grammar, particular shots.
Thank you for being a grammar Nazi for me, because I was clearly listed.
But Brawman goes, you know what, you remind me of Hazel when she tries to hide for me.
I'm like, who the hell is Hazel?
Is that one of her kids? Who of Hazel when she tries to hide for me. I'm like, who the hell is Hazel? Is that one of her kids?
Who is Hazel?
Yeah, which number is that?
You've seen a familiar face, but none was better than that of Fun Shannon.
Welcome back, Fun Shannon.
Shannon's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, about fun yoga. It's like hot yoga, but it's fun. And I also want to welcome Mr. Peter
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Yeah, fun with Fun Shannin. Tell me, you like it? And Cameron's like, yeah, and Gene goes, well,
it's the first time for me. So I like to. So how Sophie's book coming, that ridiculous idea, that's not holy original.
How's that coming along?
Well, Sophie just got into Baylor University.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Got into Baylor.
And so she's in Baylor and she's looking to find a sorority.
So basically, no, the book is not coming along at all.
That's what that means.
Oh, she's saying now she's going to focus on the book.
Yeah, but now that she's in the school, she used the pitch to get into school.
And now she's going to focus on that.
Yeah, which on that, but as we all know, means there will be no book.
I mean, that she wasn't working on the book.
And now there is definitely going to be no book.
There'll be maybe a pamphlet.
Yeah, you won with a pitch.
You go, sister.
Start a blog.
Uh, who?
Well, uh, uh, uh,
shaman, the report say you got $1.4 million in your settlement
and 10 grand a month.
Is that true?
Well, I don't, I don't think that that's the, uh, right amount.
Um, but, uh, you know, honestly, Andy, I thought it would I don't think that that's the right amount.
But, you know, honestly, Andy, I thought it would be more money than that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, is it what I expected?
No.
Is it what I wanted?
No.
Did I think I'd get more?
Yes.
Did I get more?
No.
No.
David.
David.
I think it's time to go to commercial.
Do you want to go to commercial, David? David! I think it's time to go to commercial. Do you want to go to commercial?
David?
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Then they start talking about Duff and she never saw him after because I met someone after.
Andy, right after shortly after, I met someone.
And Shannon is doing that big tight smile this whole reunion. Yeah, cuz she's like look at me
Having fun when she knows she's just about to get slotted
It's just like what they say like you meet someone just when you don't expect it for instance
I was waiting in the waiting room for dr. Moon because I had a piece of plastic in my butt or so
I thought turns out it was just a normal bowel movement that it was just particularly hard that day. Anyway, I was sitting there and then came this handsome man named John and we've
been attached at the hip ever since truly literally attached. I had some glue on my hip
and we did get stuck until just last night. If I was to put everything on a list and what
I'm looking for, it would be him. It would be John. I was like, what is with the trace of me guys and their fucking list?
No. Okay. It's my God. Stop with that. Well, he has three kids and I have three kids and the kids spend all these times.
They spend three days together a week. Andy. And he's like, well, who's met this lucky guy?
And only Broadway and Tamran, they say they have and Channe goes and Kelly and Kelly's met him Kelly goes good.
God. I mean, they look like they're in love. Yeah.
And has John ever watched the show. No, he hasn't watched the show, but he's now seen some episodes here or there,
which I always think is a lot. I always believe these guys always. How do you not watch the show that your girlfriend is on? Yeah, of course he watched the show. Of course he did. And Andy says, did he see
last season? I mean, cringes. She goes, yes, actually, he did see last season. He goes,
well, you know, you were kind of going off the rails big time there. She goes, yeah,
well, I was kind of big. Yeah, that's where I'm in. Trigger, Veronica over here. I was like, how dare you, man!
So, Shannon, have you been able to take advantage of your O'Sha?
You know, more specifically, have you orgasmed with him?
You've got a big orgasm with this guy.
Does he trigger the inside of your vaginal cavity?
That's what I'm trying to ask you, Shannon.
She was like, no, the O'Sha was before I met him.
I think it had worn off pretty quickly.
I think, unfortunately, it's one of the side effects
of having a mild concussion is that it totally unravels.
Any sort of O-shots you may have received
in the previous three months.
So thanks again, Kelly Dodd.
Thank you, good married Shannon.
Timber's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely, yeah.
Well, I don't want to say that, Andy, but we have talked about the plan for the future, and then I'm gonna jump right into another relationship and then I will marry him immediately.
Last year Gina called Shannon an open book of bullshit. So now you guys are friends, what's up with that? You know what's funny is that? Do you know that last year I found a shirt that said bullshit and I could not wait to wear it around
Gina I never I never did because it was actually being sold in Key West and
it was just very difficult for me I have fun with everything including
someone being mean to me the to reunion wasn't that fun.
So Andy says, okay, we're gonna stop to fix the mic
and fix a hair.
And so we take a little break.
And Shannon's like, I mean, Brom was like,
can I use the bathroom because I peel it?
And she's like, oh, well, I have a kidney infection.
It's UTA, Diane, Real House Plaza of the OC.
Yeah.
So classic Shannon to weigh in with her kidney infection and UTI.
Yes, like one uping someone else's knee to pee with her kidney infection.
And then Tamer one uping everybody by going, better than an S-Tedda.
So meanwhile, while they're up, while they're over there getting their mics fixed,
Vicki is getting as furious in her dressing room
because I think she showed up thinking
That she would be just on the reunion like normal and now she's realizing she's not out there on the couches and on top of that
She might not even be
In the first seat on the couches, so she's just like I am pissed at you guys. I am pissed
I want I want I want a freaking
leave okay where am I where am I sitting where am I sitting am I sitting at the end like a little
left dog what am I doing good job good job and Gavin the producer's like that's what we're trying
to figure out right now and Vicki by the way is waving around a vape I mean she's very cruel
to develop this whole time like waving around a cigarette but it's like a vape that she's holding. Because it's, you know, almost trying to try to name it.
So I'm not going on a city got the ed.
I started this show 15 years ago.
So you either just let me go.
Let me go.
You know, let me just let me go.
Just let me go.
And Grace.
You're the one who's being ungraceful right now.
Like literally, like you going in grace
as you're doing your segment and leaving and riding off into the sunset, not
storming around backstage suing the show. And then happy.
Just beautiful. So, and all right, we're back. Gina and Emily were instant,
right or die BFFs. But when-seed up to the three Amiga's,
Gina Emily wanted to know if their friendship was as fleeting as an OC cup size.
I was like, that is a stretch. I mean, to be fair, I think it was a pun because he said,
I wonder, Emily Waldrediff, her bosom body's loyalty was as fleeting as an OC woman's cup size. So I think there was some sort of like bosom
cup size connection there. Either way, either way, I think I have the way to talk about
implants. Yeah, it was sweaty. It was sweaty. It was not, this was not, not, not,
not the sort of writing that's going to get an Emmy. Or a daytime. Well, during this clip package of this wacky friendship with Emily and Gina, which literally
no one cares about have to say, I don't, I don't think I know anybody who cares about
this. We certainly don't. But this clip package of Gina and Emily cracks me up because
everybody is railing on cats right now. They are going just to fucking tell them on cats
hating it. They're the funniest reviews. If you guys haven't read them, you should go read them.
And they show up that picture of Gina and cats make up. And I was like typical, of course,
we get this right in the middle of the biggest failure ever. It fits.
Of course. Yes, exactly. So what's the status of their friendship now? And Gina's like,
you know, I get confused by a friendship, honestly. I mean, if there's any distance in a friendship,
like Emily thinks it's just like,
thinks the worst of what happened, you know?
I'm like, yeah, well, she has a right to think that
because whenever there is distance,
you go over to the trace of megas, they get in your head,
then you think that Emily's like clinging and awful
and she's actually been like the only good friend to you
on the show.
Yeah. And Gina's like, well, you know, I need, I need to have that, you know, I
understand she Emily, but my life was falling apart. And Emily goes, well, my life
wasn't great either. Well, I didn't know that she's married to shame. Yeah.
Of course she fucking knew that, okay. And you also didn't know that.
I asked about anybody else. Exactly. It's always all about you and your issues. All the
Tom. Yeah. Like, I don't think that's a good defense. Well, I didn't know like well
That's that's a failure on your part as a friend actually like
Anyone the woman who works at the hallmark store can watch Emily walk by on the sidewalk and be like ooh
That's a woman in pain like literally in pain. She has arthritis. She's hobbling and she also is crying
Like anyone can see the Emily needs a friend right now. Yeah. Well, you were upset that the only person, uh, what are they
talking about? They're talking about Vegas. And so, oh, yes, yes. You know, so he's saying,
like you told everybody else you weren't going to go to Vegas, except for Emily. Yeah,
exactly. And Emily is like, you know, her whole thing is, Gina's thing is like, you
know, I feel like I told you's thing is like, you know what,
I feel like I told you from the beginning
that I couldn't go.
I don't see what the big deal is.
Emily is like, well, the most hurtful thing
is all the things you said behind my back.
Um, what was that?
I just used to think behind you back.
What was that?
What was what I say behind you back, name one?
Just you were making fun of me.
Because the whole thing is that Gina was like,
I think it's sort of weird.
She was like dancing for her father and law,
which was weird. But it wasn't like, it wasn't. She was like dancing for her father and law, which was weird.
But it wasn't like, it wasn't like she was giving her dad or father and law a lap dance.
The weirdness is that Shane didn't, the dad was there and Shane wasn't.
And that's really Shane's fault, not the dad's fault.
And she was talking to two people who don't like Emily, shit talking Emily.
Like, yeah, that's more than it.
How did she see how that was bad, you know?
And she's just full of shit.
She just, this is how she argues. She, everything she says, she goes, but I feel like I told you that.
It's like, no, you don't get to just say you feel in front of everything. So that anybody arguing with you
is like going against your feelings. You know what I mean? Like, you have the right to your feelings,
and so she uses that as a shield. Like, no, you're wrong. You're just fucking wrong. You can't just say like, well, I feel like I told you.
But you didn't.
Yeah.
So how do you feel like you told her?
Does that justify everything because feelings?
No, you didn't tell her.
Stop it.
I feel this and I feel that.
Yeah, exactly.
And basically, she's like, I guess,
do you know what one point starts saying,
like, I didn't understand it, which is like,
I think like about maybe, like, I didn't understand why
this was such a big deal.
And then I'm like, I don't care if you don't understand it.
There's like so many things in your life that I don't understand.
And that's like part of being friends that you don't understand,
but you learn from each other.
Yada, yada, yada, yada.
But she's saying I don't understand the whole point of like stripping for you.
Yeah.
But you like, because that storyline didn't make any sense.
Emily's like, yeah, I just tried to understand it.
But Emily, but like if she doesn't have a sign from G.J. Max,
it says stripping, it's like,
it doesn't, it's like,
there's no way of even comprehending it.
So Tamara tries to jump in to go anti-Emily for genius,
just what she said, but she said,
why don't you ask, I don't even know.
Yeah, ask her.
So I don't even ask her.
Ask, like, such an instigator, like,
Tamara is evil.
She is not only evil, she's evil in the way.
Like Tamra is the person who threw a ball
at Gabrielle's head on New Jersey.
Like she is that girl on the playground
who does that shit.
You know that, right?
Yeah, she was the one you hit it.
Well, yes, that is in the ball, come in.
Debra.
Yeah, that is tamra.
Also, she's got the foot tap, the chef foot tap
when she's in trouble and he just starts tapping his foot like crazy at the reunion.
Tamara has that the whole time, like she is stressing this.
So Gina's like, I don't even know what I said.
So I'm like, it was about when I was going to Vegas and dancing.
And then Kelly jumps in for Emily and she's like, yeah, it was like,
how she was a dancing like for the father and long.
And then we see a clip of Gina doing that.
And Kelly, a Gina minutes on Kelly and Gus.
Kelly, you said that was the funniest thing
you ever saw in your life.
Don't eat it.
It was.
It was super funny.
It was so funny.
Oh my god.
And like, but what the fuck?
And even Brahman goes, it was hysterical.
And so then like, but you see you just said it was funny.
Like, but you were saying it had judgmental way.
You were saying it judgmental judgment away and then Tamara just goes
Shut up. You're a dumb bitch
Hello, Tamara. That's that's like when all I was
kind of with
the bitch
This is my one of my I mean there were so many favorite parts I keep saying this is my favorite
Cuz it's like Christmas every so she goes
Shopey dumb bitch.
And Kelly goes,
Me dumb, you're dumb.
You don't even have a high school education.
High school, but yes I do.
I graduated from high school.
Yeah, right.
Dummy.
Dummy, you're done.
You're done.
You're done.
You're done.
I love talking about like,
I love a fight about like,
you're dumb,
you didn't even have a high school education
and then it devolved down to saying,
dummy, dummy, dummy. And yet yet I'm totally on Kelly side. I was laughing so hard. I just kept
rewinding that part in laughing. There was so much going on that was like one of those moments when
like Gina was just yapping away. No one cares what Gina saying and he's trying to follow but he
also sees that this thing is happening and then there's like all these subtitles on the screen of
like yellow and white like dumb you're dumb. I graduated high school dummy dummy. Yes, I do dummy dummy dummy dummy dumb
dumb. You're dumb. Yeah, because it was during this Jean and Emily fight is so stupid, it's so boring.
And so they're just like stealing the show and Emily and Jean had just keep talking like they're
still trying to have this scene. And so Andy's like, yeah, you know, Tamara, like he's giving an awkward look to Tamara,
like she just lost. So I don't know about my school thing or not. So Gina goes, well, I needed
to be selfish this year. And I just needed you to be here for me, like to make me feel like I'm a
bad friend or like I would turn on you. Like it's not feel like I really pride myself for my integrity. Oh my god. You were a bad friend. Again, it's not how you feel.
Yeah, you were a bad friend. And then she goes,
and if you don't realize that, then I feel like we would never friends.
You can't declare that you need to be selfish and then get mad if someone else is also feeling
that they need to be selfish and didn't see something. Okay.
And in fact, to me, being selfish, having a moment where you need to be selfish and see something, okay? Like, and in fact, to me, being selfish,
having a moment where you need to be selfish means
that you're gonna end old, you're gonna like,
maybe buy that dress that you wanna always have.
You're gonna take yourself out to dinner,
you're gonna do nice things for yourself.
That's what being selfish is, being selfish for yourself
to boost yourself up does not mean
that you just completely ignore
what other people are going through.
You actually use that to bond and learn and grow and bolster yourself up and actually gain the support
through that, through shared mutual experiences. This is what I'm saying. This is coming off the top of my head.
But as I say it, I'm like, yes, Ben, I you are saying the right things right now, I do feel
that way. You know, I'm like, wait a second. You're your own
reason, I know, I'm like, you're like making up with your
stuff. I'm like, I'm like, yes, Ben, say it, this isn't this is
good, this is good, this is supportive things, but it's true, I
but it's true, I do believe myself, guys.
Ben hug Ben, thank you, I think it's time. I'm like
I'm like congratulating myself in the middle of my rant. Way to go. Yeah, but you're up,
but you are absolutely right. And so Emily's like, well, I could say that you were there
for me and you were talking about in my back, which we saw all season. So Gina can pretend
that this didn't happen. Yeah, or she doesn't remember it
But it's bullshit. So she goes, but that's where we stand and her fake tears immediately stop because she can't win with that
And Emily goes, you know when Gina got a DIY my level of judgment was zero and she goes, no
No, I didn't feel that way you said you would disappointed in me and at least like well
What am I I'm a your friend? What am I supposed to say great job good for you? disappoint it in me. And Emily's like, well, what am I, I'm a, I'm a, your friend. What am I supposed to say? Great job.
Good for you.
And it's true.
Here's the thing that like, it's one thing,
she gets that do you why?
And Emily says, I'm disappointed in you.
Yeah, okay, I guess that is judgmental.
But like also, by the way,
people are inherently judgmental.
I think what Emily is trying to say is,
yeah, I was disappointed in you,
but I didn't shun you as a friend.
I didn't think like, oh, you're a horrible person. I didn't think like, oh,
look at that like monster. How she like, she did, she basically didn't do the things that
we do as podcasters. And that's what she wasn't doing.
The things that Vicki, Tamra and Shannon, when they were texting around laughing and like
smiling about it the next day. Exactly. She's expressing that she disappointed. So yes,
technically, that is a judgment. But she was was also she did not just like abandon her and just be like, whoa, she's like a piece of trash. She didn't do it. She didn't make valued judgments about who she is as a person.
Yeah. So then outside Vicki is with the producer and she's got her little vape. She's waving around and she's so pissed and I put what am I fucking Tweety Bird? Because I'm just dying of her dress choice. So because she's like,
you think I'm okay with this?
Do you think I'm okay with this?
This show has gone down.
I'm not the leader.
So Steve comes over to her and he's like,
what is going on here?
She's, oh, that's what a two acts.
And they're gonna throw me in like a 30.
Like I'm like I'm thirsty.
I feel like I put the bottom feeders.
I feel like I'm a catfish.
Like every time I go back to Vicky, she has a new animal. I'm not to be a lap dog. I won't be a catfish. I won't be a, I won't be a six zebra.
Steve goes, all right, then let's just go home and Vicky won't move from the door. She starts biting his lip.
If he really thinks I'm going gonna fucking walk away from this. He's nuts. Yeah. Steve basically calls her bluff
and she's not willing to take it.
So then,
I sent in back on stage and he asked Emily if she saw change
in Gina as she became better friends with the trace of
Niggas and of course Emily did see a change.
And so Kelly goes,
yeah, well, you know,
I think she felt that Shannon you know
like Shondu for like you know she's talking to Gina she's like you know
Shannon Shondu for a year and then I don't know and this is like I know and
this is what they do I know this because I'm seasoned okay I'm seasoned they
don't like to grow up with the first year the door okay I'm seasoned I'm seasoned
and Tamrakos I'm sound and Tamragos. I'm sound and in Tamragos are both going. Oh yes, yes. Season of the night.
Season of the night.
Yeah, you're right.
Yeah, you guys are both seasoned.
You guys are burnt.
Cooked.
Burnt.
You got it.
Turn.
And Andy Crenches, because they're both sound and in Tamragos
are both shut down yet again.
So Tamragos, you're such a horrible passage.
It's half a substance.
Yeah, you can't either.
You're the one who said dummy first.
And Tamer gets, no, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, you did.
No, I didn't.
Yeah, you did.
You're a great mom.
Real great mom.
Yeah, great mom.
Great mom.
Great mom.
And it just comes to Tamer's face totally flustered
and not knowing what to do.
She's doing the invisible straw.
The where like that top up is over the bottom lip and she's sucking in
invisible straw or like speed fish. You know, you know, you
know how fish just their lips go.
What?
What?
What?
Is going really fast?
Like what?
Someone someone is settling through fish footage.
So, um, so hey, Emily, how could you not know that Shane's cousin was taken?
The the fact that this is still even coming up is so ridiculous. Oh,
Kidding you guys really do have three hours to film. Yeah, I'm like I didn't know like there's text messages
I didn't know and but apparently I didn't realize this or maybe I've forgotten
Tamra went on to watch what happens live and was like,
yeah, Emily definitely knew and I have the proof.
Yeah, I have the proof.
Shut the fuck up, Tamara, you had zero proof seasons.
So Tamara's like, well, I said that because Jenna said
that was the truth and Emily goes,
but I had a conversation with you too.
And this is why I have a trouble,
this is why I have trouble getting close to you, Tamara,
because I talked to you about it too.
And she has,
yeah, but Gina said something other than you said.
And she, yeah, but she's saying that you do both sides of it.
So why are you believing whatever the other?
She's, well, maybe I don't believe you.
Amela, no, no, just I believe you.
And she is so rattled at the point.
She is, I'm living in this.
And Tamara is a sort of person who says this stuff
right here
maybe I don't believe you and then blames Emily for their inability to connect as friends. I mean
that's what that's what I'm like this is why I can't connect with you because I'm giving you my
side of the story you're not believing me and that's like I'm the source like and you're just hearing
it through Gina you know but tamer like oh me, not she tried me nuts. Yes. And then, um, and he's like, well, is there hope for this boring friendship?
And then Emily and Gina, who have obviously watched every season of the housewives,
ever, do the total classic housewives move.
Uh, we're going to hug now and cry on the couch together.
Yeah. And while they're doing this, and this is what Vicki and Shadda and Tamra have
now done a zillion times. Yeah, I know what you're going to say.
And they're just sitting there looking.
Furious.
So furious and bored.
It's like a cross between bored and furious.
They're trying to look bored at this whole storyline, but they just look exhausted.
Well, I took it at like, you know, they did, they've done all this work to like, I, you
know, the Trace and me guys hate Emily.
They want her off the show. They even said on some interview that she just doesn't fit in and on top of that Emily
Basically like her rat not harasses, but like is a thorn in their side on Twitter, etc
So after all this stuff, you know, you know, Gina's like, you know what what's the future for us?
You know what she loves me. She can be mad
But she loves me and then they hug and tamers like angry and then Gina's like
You know what I think she's a little stubborn. I'm a little stubborn
She's a little bit more stubborn, you know
But that's why I got a sign that say
Stubborn and then you just see Shannon with that like
Perst lip look like
Huh, fine. Well, I took her under my wing a meter of the baby of Trace and you guys and this has you repays me by being friends with that monster.
Yes, and they're all just they're also just sitting there watching like the newer cast takeover from the older cast using all the same housewives reunion moves that they've already perfected over the years.
And they're literally watching their fights being trampled while the new girls take over.
Yeah, I mean, it's just, I mean, it's like national geographic shit that we're watching tonight.
So once again, it's time to fix Kelly's mic.
It seems like they always, pretty much anytime they have to fix a mic on this reunion,
we know we're going to get a Vicky scene.
It's almost makes me feel like Vicky is having tantrums backstage and every time she yells,
particularly loudly, she like short circuits, all the microphones circuits all the microphones like we got to fix the microphones again
So it's lunchtime and tamra no, it's not lunchtime. They're just hopped. There's a stopper for the mic
So shannickus when his lunch in tamra says cat bitterson cats beckons here. She hasn't come out yet. She's gonna go, well, God, when is she coming out? And Timber says, this is kind of bad, but road off.
So Vicki's like backstage with Steve.
She's like, they make me wait, they make me wait.
Every hour that I wait makes me feel like a has been.
I'm like, well, you have to have been to be a has been.
I also have to point out that she didn't say she's a has been.
She goes, it makes me feel like I'm a hazard band. Oh, a hazard band.
I mean, a hazard band.
So Steve, because just get it over with and Gavin goes whenever you're ready to hear.
So she is just so angry. Let me sit down and get my job over with. So she comes out onto the set.
She plops down next to Andy and she's like, uh, my temperature is at 150.
I mean, how can you fucking do this to me?
How wide is, what's going on?
150, 150.
And yeah, not good Andy.
Does that what you said not good?
And he just looks sort of like,
Oh, bitch, you're gonna try to come for me.
I run this show.
I run this show.
And then Andy slays.
I don't think I've ever been proud of Andy before,
but I was so proud of him.
He goes, well, he's got this huge shit eating grin.
Like he's loving it.
Like though, the left side of his face
has never come closer to his eyeball.
Well, gee, no, see, he's no introduction.
And she'd have words with me if she didn't get one.
Please welcome Coda resident insurance, maybe future Mrs.
Lodge lady on the unemployment line.
Jane row and everyone just sits there and looks at him like what?
Terrify.
Is this a cast is so scared?
I think it's going to be an abortion debate.
Like Jane.
They know what he means.
And he goes, I mean, this is gumbels in. So while I'm referring
to you, is it you almost didn't come today because on November 1st, TMZ reported that
someone named Jane Rowe filed a lawsuit against Bravo and the production company that produces
the show evolution entertainment over some statements made on the show and Vicki.
Vicki's face Vicki is literally twitching and shocked.
She's like an evil robot in a movie. Jane and Rila is finally beat.
She's finally beat and one eye is like twitching in her face is moving
back shaking back and forth.
Yes.
So he's like, well I was a turned out.
Jane Rowe was Mickey.
Wow.
Of course, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Yes, of course.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was sort of secret.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course.
And what goes after my business?
Okay, you know what?
I'm the CEO of a major corporation.
Okay, I have three offices.
My son works there and Linda.
Okay, that's a major corporation.
We share thousands and thousands of people. I bring on that. there and Linda, okay? That's a major corporation. We
showed thousands, thousands of people. I'm Rihanna. So for
anyone that's in your way, the fraudulent or a con woman or
have life insurance policies on everybody I've ever bet my
entire life, anyone but the tree, they're going to get
soon. Let me ask you a question, okay? Do 40,000 birds crash
into windows of small corporations? No, no, no, I'm a
major corporation. That's why I've got a pile of deadbirds
I set my window cuz they'll crash into my windows
Well, it seems to me, Vic that you brought so much more attention to this
I'm a brand I'm a brand oh
Kelly what bread do you have?
President Beffrey.
President Beffrey, do you work?
That's your company.
That's not even your company.
I own 25%.
I own 20%.
That's a quarter.
I own a quarter.
Quarter.
Quarter.
Quarter.
That's bigger than Tamer's Brace.
You need to go to high school, Stum, Dum, Dum, Dummy.
Let's see where your company is at 31 years dummy Let's see where your company is at 30 what years
Let's see where your company is some middleman some middleman selling insurance
It was so Vicki is like convulsing. She is yes
She and Tamer is trying to cackle, but it's not working because they're losing so Vicki's like oh another one to be another one to be
No, but about here baby and then he goes well but it's not working because they're losing. So Vicki's like, oh, another one to be another one to be.
No, but about here, baby.
And then he goes, well, Kelly, Vicki dropped a suit,
but Kelly, what do you think about that lawsuit?
And Kelly goes, breathe on, mama.
Listen, I'm on Shark Loftank.
Okay, I'm a business woman.
Shark Loftank.
No, so then Vicki goes, oh, but the way it was just straining ordered, not a lawsuit. You just said you sued her, Vicki. uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh definitely Vicki definitely thought She was gonna come out and it's gonna be like it's the grandum
We're not the grandum. Sorry Karen, but like you know like the OG wow
Where would we be without her and she found love and look you can't have trace of me because of that
Vicki she thought it was gonna be like a bow down moment, but it's but listen you don't sue bravo and
like a bow down moment, but listen, you don't sue Bravo and evolution and think they're gonna be happy about it and not get the last word, Vicki.
As my dad always likes to say, don't, well, I'm messing it up, but like don't mess with
someone who buys ink by the barrel, which means, which means, basically, it's like someone I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that. I love that.
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up Vicki's love tank has been anything but a smooth ride. So now they're going to drag her some
more by just showing Brooks clips and showing Don calling her a stupid bitch in all the
a line second dog shit. I mean, it's like the it's like the anti romance, you know, like the
it's like just looking at all of Vicki's terrible marriages, all the terrible things she's been through, all the terrible
things that she's put people through. And then like culminating in like the, the tepid love
affair that is Vicki and Steve opening up a jar of paste salsa in the kitchen and spling it
on his, you know, his, Josie Banks button down shirt. and I'm just going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to It's weird because you don't think those guys would look alike right? Well, I didn't remember the first one, but the Don and Brooks you don't think they would look like right
I'll show you the picture they put on Bravo and it looked crazy
Did this second this montage by the way did it include the three guys she had
Group sex with on the company trip
So then the other thing I noticed was Vicki's voice.
First of all, we all know Vicki's face changed about 30 times in this montage, but her voice
changes from one season to the next.
She's like, yeah, you know, I really love Rex.
That's all like me to say about it.
I really, you know, you know, I really love Steve.
It's like, how did that happen?
Did you get like a
new esophagus between seasons? Maybe it's just like how they never know. I never know.
And like mission impossible mask. So why is Vicki doing the claw hands so much?
Why is Vicki freezing hexagonal hexagonal ice in her freezer? What does that happen?
in her freezer. What just happened to Vicki? I'm sorry.
I can't think of the word.
You're doing it.
And then we see that room.
Oh, I'm sorry. I just wanted to add.
We see at the very end of Vicki's clip package,
her in the limo with Steve going,
honey, I can't wait to marry you.
Right, honey? Right?
Right, honey. Right, honey.
So Andy, of course, goes,
what's it like to really live all that all those terrible decisions
you've made year after year after year, you're more continuing to make,
including but not limited to Steve himself. And Vicki's like, it's hard,
it's hot. That's what I could do. It's four years with Brooks. It's hard to look
at. It's really hard to look at. That was before he got his teeth in. There was
a difficult time for me. Yeah.
I said the receipt for those teeth that I want to take a back. That's it.
That's how I feel that.
Yeah.
That's how I feel right there.
He goes, did you know this during the clip back as the Brooks stuff kept going and going?
She goes, wow, you guys really love to show.
But did not notice that.
That's hilarious.
Yes.
So he's like, well, that's not the answer I expect.
And Vicki does, does Steve ever give you affirmations that he loves you?
And she goes, yes, yes, in his way he does.
Like so no.
Sometimes he'll bring me a jar of Tostito's K-so
and be like, hey, Vick, can you open this?
I'm like, wow, he really does care for me.
It takes two, you know, takes two.
What time he did coffee back for like six weeks?
That was real bad, yeah, that was really,
that's how he shows his love.
Yeah, one time, one time, he went and he,
he bought a British water filter for me
and said, here, here, here, here,
here, you can put this in now.
And I was like, wow, wow, that's love.
That's his way, his, his love, this is way.
I love that.
So, Andy asked Emily, why do you think
Vicki brought her own engagement ring?
Why did you say that?
And, Emily said, it was a joke. And Vicki's like, what's you think Vicki brought her own engagement ring? Why did you say that? And Emily's like, it was a joke.
And Vicki's like, what's that funny about that?
What's that funny about that?
I'm like, actually, your brother told us that, so.
Tamara, Tamara can't even stay on the same side for two seconds.
No, I know.
Well, because Tamara is still always angling to take down Vicki, right?
Like, when all else fails, go after Vicki.
Easy, easy target. But for right now, she needs to like, she's also trying to take down Vicki, right? Like when all else fails, go after Vicki, easy target.
But for right now she needs to like,
she's also trying to take down Kelly.
So then Andy starts asking about everyone's marriages
and if they would still,
would the marriages still be intact
if they weren't on the show
because a lot of times the show is famous
for accelerating divorces.
And Shannon's like, oh, actually, we would have been
divorced much earlier, much earlier. Yeah. Yeah. Um, we had a very terrible, terrible marriage.
And we thought that maybe if we could fake it on television, it would fix it. But, uh, guess what?
It doesn't work that way. It actually makes things much, much worse, much worse. Yes. Thank you.
And from when it says in our marriage, it's the, because we're closer now, like we're more like equals because you know, he was the one doing stuff before. But now I have something to do to and
Vicki just switch.
She's like her eyes twitching and she's already shaking.
Give you a drive of pace in the couch, huh?
in the couch, huh?
So time for break. And Emily's like, is it lunch?
Yeah.
And Gina says, I have 18 players of
spranks to take off.
I'm like, wow, you are really just taking
everything that Shannon ever did.
I know.
And this reunion.
And Kelly is sort of like walks off off the stage
a little bit and she just is smiling and being like,
I can't stand her.
I can't stand her. I can't stand her.
And Andy is taking a picture with like one of the crew guys in Vicki.
Oh, the creator of the housewives actually.
Oh, what?
Yes, got done.
Oh, I had no idea.
So they're taking pay.
I never knew what he looked like.
Now I have an image.
So great job, by the way, sorry. So Andy's, they're all
three taking a picture. And then when it's done, Andy goes, be happy,
Vicky, be happy.
So then backstage, Gina and Emily are joking about something. I couldn't
figure out really what it was. I didn't really care that much. I just was like,
they're joking. And then we go to Tamra at Tamra and Shannon
are in their dressing room, just just being so immature. And Tamra goes, do you notice something
really weird about Kelly? She starts going like this and she starts like curling up her
top lip and showing bearing her teeth. She's like, look, she's going like this over and over
again, over and over again. And then we cut the footage of Kelly allegedly doing it.
It's like, it's literally just Kelly just sitting there
with her like a slight gap in her lips.
I was like, hmm, not quite the same.
Not quite the same.
I thought that I took this and I always read this stuff
into everything.
Sorry, but I took it as Tamara kind of making a veiled
co-cack you know what?
Like a coke prop.
You know what? That's Dom also took it that way.
He was watching with me.
He's like, is she, kissing her of doing coke, you know, but then we look at Kelly.
He didn't, but it didn't really look like that to me.
And I'm not saying that to be a Kelly defender.
I just was like, hmm, what?
No, I don't think she looked like she was on Coke either.
I think Tamara is just suggesting that she's on Coke, but she's doing it in a way that
she doesn't get sued. Yeah. And so then Chan and goes, I mean, she has
such an ego right now. I mean, put a pivot lady. I don't think that she has an ego. I
think that she just is like, you ladies are terrible. And I'm just not gonna deal with it.
I'm just gonna say fuck you all day long. And all of this could have gone on so differently.
Tamra's the first one. He was like, you stupid, back in bitch or whatever she said for
no reason.
And also Shannon is like blindly following Tamara during this whole thing. I mean, Kelly
has a right to be angry at Tamara. Tamara is a shister. She is a manipulator. And Shannon
started to see the light, but she got manipulated because she's weak. I mean, she's, she's said
like, this is, this is a parent for her. She, she follows strong
personality. She's Shannon is unfortunately not an alpha. And she, she needs strong people
to sort of tell her not to tell her what to think, but people, she's easily influenced. And
I say that as someone who is easily influenced myself. So I get it.
Well, oftentimes victims of abuse are, uh, we'll always listen to the biggest
abuse, you know, because that's like a way that you're trained to like survive.
And I think that anyone who's like, she's the most terrified of, she'll just go
with whatever they say. Exactly. Because you know, Tamara says, no,
it's been a good friend to you. Like, wait, I have when you went through your
shed, who is there for you? It was me, which is like the classic abuser thing,
right? Yeah. So that's, you know, because like,
because Tamara is the one who started doing this whole thing of like, this, um, this lost it,
the money that I was gonna put Ryan back into college for it's gone, now's. And now Shannon's like,
well, yeah, you know, you went, you went, you went, rush yourself into something she's just parroting what Tamra says she's just blindly following
Yes, and so it's a shame because um
Shannon and Kelly could still be friends, but Tamra. Tamra doesn't want that
Yep, so Bronwyn and Kelly are in the other dressing room or another dressing room and Bronwyn's like yeah
Um, how is she saying all these things about you but then trying to suit you for defamation? Like how does that work again andhma's like, yeah, how is she saying all these things about you, but then trying to suit you for defamation?
Like how does that work again? And Kelly's like, it's dangerous! You don't think sex train drugs throwing my bunk down the stairs.
I mean, those are rumors, by the way. Those are rumors. I placed my mother outside down the stairs. That's all I did.
And Vicki's like, I'm tired of Kelly putting a pig face on things like putting it on a card like selling it in an emoji. I mean, I don't go after her for a flat ass and stupid nose. I don't do that at all. No, I don't even just do it right now in that sentence. Not at all.
And Tamber goes, Vicki, are yeah, yeah, well, I don't know. I mean, I guess look we're going to laugh it
Loftland after they release me like what like she doesn't care. Oh my god. That's her big plan. She's going to Loftland afterwards
Yes, and
So then CVS
And so during the break. Oh, so this is the the commercial for watcher happens
So watcher happens since they had all this stuff on one night, classic, Marge, Vicki, and Brandy from Dallas on the same episode. And so
the commercial for the episode comes up and he goes, so who's getting the most turn tonight?
I think he goes turn, but what's that? What's that? Turn, which we should turn this way.
I told you about my angle, was Andy, which way? And March goes, um, he meets turned out babe. And I was like, no, that's not right either.
I mean, it's turned up turned out. It's like with somebody like uses you as a prostitute.
Well, you know what, it was also funny is that someone, oh, I don't, I'm so sorry to
whoever this was. I think it was someone on Twitter may have been someone on Facebook.
was I think it was someone on Twitter may have been someone on Facebook. Someone frees the like took a screenshot and was like point like point put an arrow on
the caption on the on the commercial and was like look at this shade. It's
said Vicky Gumbelsen and Housewives Margaret Joseph's and Brandy Redmond on
the next watch what happens live., they separated Vicky from the category of housewives.
Vicky Gumbelson and Housewives.
And there's like, someone pointed at it.
Like, look at this, it's like the shade, the Bravo shade,
a very small thing.
Like, you're not a housewife anymore.
Why would they even have her on Watcher app?
That's what cracks me up about this show.
It's like they're treating her in this, this reading episode and episode like fuck you. You are never coming back here again.
You know, like we are going to chew you up and spit you out. But then it's you know, it's like we love you. It's like whistle. You know, you want to chew it up and spit it out. We just wind I could digest it. You know, the thing is that, um, I'm gonna say something
controversial, controversial. I think the season of Orange County has actually been really good,
really hilarious. I think that Vicki being in a supporting role has been great. I think that
there is a Vicki serves a role on this show. I know people absolutely despise her, but Vicki is also a crazy personality and like I as awful as she is,
I would not want to see Orange County without her in some capacity. I think this has been the
perfect amount for her. As long as she's with Steve Lodge and not doing anything interesting in
her life, let her pop up if every here and there create shit, be awful, be stil That's what that's what we need her for
And then she's oh my god every year. She's just terrible and every year we say the same thing like she's terrible
But you know you keep the terrible she's making it. Yeah, yeah
Keep the terrible ones you get rid of the boring ones you want you need it storytelling
You have your you have your heroes and you have your antagonist you have to have heroes in villains
That's what Philly's role of Billy that's what Vicki's
role is villain okay hate her go after her with pitchforks but she's our
villain and we need our villains yeah so welcome back
yeah I tried to mend the rift between Kelly and Mickey and
Tamer is just doing the nod
Sad straw that's that a silent straw nod
The silent straw nod. Yeah, so we get the the clip of
Everything turning so gone they gone card around the world what like sometimes these clip packages
These clip packages were on point for the reunion every single one of them had me cracking up
This was a great one. I mean
Wow, what a great episode. How lucky were we to have been able to watch that episode?
I forgot that chamois said I don't want to scare you but my ex has been got in the head and it's fun. I'm flared with licking
So good so um
is spanner fluid with legging. Yeah.
That's so good.
So, um,
Kelly's explaining her behavior.
She's like, no idea that was a joke.
I mean, she looks so ridiculous.
She had a bowl on her head,
and then she was step again one.
I thought it was funny.
I mean, half the world thought it was funny.
They're done.
Look at this dumb dumb.
She didn't even go to high school.
Look at her.
She's confused.
She doesn't even know what ridiculous means.
Look, dummy.
Software in high school.
Stop there.
People need to understand that the bowl was heavy.
And so was the donger thing.
And Kelly's like,
clearly, you should have just hit it back to me.
That is not in my makeup.
I don't go around hitting women.
So it wasn't anything.
It wasn't hitting.
It was a love tap.
It was a love tap.
It wasn't a ball.
It was a dream.
Shadden goes, shanks, no, no, no. It was not a love talk? It wasn't a ball, it was a D! Shadden goes.
Shadden goes.
Shadden goes, no, no, no.
It was not a love tap, because my body went like,
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
HUH!
David!
HUH!
And she does it like three times.
My body went like this.
HUH!
My body went like this!
HUH!
HUH! HUH! She just starts doing the robot. She's like,
Mr. Roboto. Oh, don't worry. I got to Mr. Roboto. Wow. That sounds like a nice gentleman.
It would not. She had his wife, Mr. Roboto. Don't mind me. Andy says over here. Kelly.
Yeah. It's funny. So Andy's like, so Kelly, show me how hard you thought the hit was.
So Kelly like hit some on the head.
And he's like, yeah.
And because that's that's the same.
That's the same Andy.
That's the same.
And Kelly's like, I put the bowl on my head, Vicki.
You weren't even there, okay?
Like you weren't even there.
You don't even know.
Yeah.
And she does, and then she has like, well, Gina and Tamara felt my head.
And did I not have a bump on my head left the, let the court, let the record go, let the
jury know, the, that let the David's, let the, let the, let the people, let the salmon
with cream cheese.
No, there was a bump on my head.
There was a bump and may have been my glasses, but it was a bump nonetheless.
You don't drink that much when you have a bump on your head.
She's a hypochondriac, we know.
I'm shaming the screams.
Stop saying you know everything, you dumb.
Kelly starts crying.
Everyone's like, oh, you see.
Oh, no.
I'm just imitating, I'm just imitating,
Kelly, she's such as him.
Kelly.
I'm just imitating Kelly for one second.
So I'm just going to do my pants because Shannon Bedore lostitating Kelly for one second, so I'm just gonna do my pants
because Shannon Bedore lost her cool for one second.
Oh God, I lost my cool.
Why can't I lose, she can lose her cool all day,
but I can't lose my cool.
Well, let me tell you something,
this is the concussion speaking.
Shannon Bedore doesn't lose her cool.
Have you seen this show?
Like you just showed it to your boyfriend, okay?
We just saw, what are you talking about?
So then Anna and Abby is like, well, she had a Megan McCain said you're over
reacting. First of all, what I would say to that is who fucking cares what
Megan McCain thinks? What do I care what Megan?
This is Megan McCain reacting. Um, so I just want to read some numbers to you.
Um, in 2019, 53% of American households believe that she was overreacting 22% do not
watch the show and 13% believe that Joy Bayhars should let me speak more there.
Shut up, Megan McKay. He is what I see in Megan McKay. Who fucking kids making? So what, Megan McKay?
So what? You're kids. Joy Bayhars is like the female Jojoo dice. So what? McKee is. Joy Bay here is like the female Jojoo. Nice to see you.
So what in case?
So what in case?
So what in case?
Yeah, so yeah, so yeah, so yeah, Megan McKee
thought that Shannin's over at any
channel.
And it's like, I heard that.
I heard that.
Well, do you think that Megan McKee
is going to contradict Kelly Dodd while
sitting next to her?
I mean, Kelly Dodd is a known
psychopath who's going to kill people.
I think Megan McKee is going to stand
up to that.
No, I don't know
So Andy's this camera was shunted really hurt
Tamara who can't stand anybody side ever because
So basically no, you don't think she was yeah, it's what you're saying so then Kelly starts going with this new angle of like yeah
That's unpredictable like a news would happen. They're so predictable without a scheme. That's so predictable
That's a little
Channels like that scam and then we see the clip of Kelly like oh my god
Here's what's gonna happen. They're gonna go to the emergency room or whatever she said that called out exactly what they're gonna do. Yeah, and then of course they call up and it's like, um, yeah, so we had to take
Chad into the emergency room.
What's wrong with that?
So Chan and goes,
Predict him!
Oh, you're so predictable!
You're so hurt that you almost drink yourself today!
Yeah.
If you think that I wanted to spend the first night of my trip in the hospital, well guess what?
Lady David, I didn't!
I didn't! I didn't!
And Kelly just goes, you're predictable! You're so predictable!
Well after you got it checked out Shannon you got hammered which is kind of Kelly's point.
She's like well well yes we had a couple of drinks and that's when we hadn't eaten yet because I
wasn't in a hospital. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she goes, yeah, while he was wanting him and it just, it hit me.
It hit me. Yeah, hit you at heart and I hit you.
You guys get the lunch.
Oh, there's a Kelly Dodd humor.
Oh, that is hilarious.
So Emily, did Gina overreact when Kelly had her on the head?
Um, I think that Kelly meant it as a joke, but Gina just wasn't in a state to receive it that way.
And then Shannon goes,
Oh, hello, hello, I love that Mrs. Attorney says hits on the head are overreacting.
Okay, let the court see that it's on the head are overreacting for Mrs. Attorney.
You can pull a hundred doctors, give me five to see. It's okay to hit someone on the head.
And Kelly goes, I said I'm sorry, okay.
I was joking, I'm sorry, it didn't mean to hurt you.
I'm sorry, calm down girl.
That always burns.
Yeah, I would enough with the calm death.
Here you are sitting next to Mrs. Attorney,
no relation to Miss 30-year-old, by the way.
And you're the one freaking out.
All day calling everyone a damn idiot.
Ah!
She called me the first
Then standing goes every sense to show air and I have not gone on social media
One time and said how bad it was that Kelly hit me, but this person has gone on a rampage and said they said they're attacking me.
Oh, they're all attacking.
You were all attacking.
Yeah.
Are you fucking kidding?
And you haven't said anything about this all year.
Are you people living in the eye?
I know.
So then Channe goes, yeah, I hit the crit.
You hit the crit.
I just love when Kelly does that.
It's like a tennis match.
Just like whatever you do, I just throw it right back. And then she changes it up because Tamer goes,
she's a narcissist. Just oh really? You're a fucking asshole. Tamer's like, I don't know what that means.
High school didn't finish high school. So the next question is Gina, you became the fourth Amiga.
Why is it okay if the trace Amiga is called you a baby,
but then you get offended by Bronwyn calling you little sister.
She's like, I feel the day, mean it.
It's a term of entierment.
And Bronwyn's like, so did I.
She's, yeah, I know.
But it was a wrong situation for you to give me a term of entierment
because the other girls didn't like you,
so I had to yell at you.
So I did.
Yeah.
Bronwyn's like, no matter what I do,
it's like always the wrong situation.
It's always the wrong situation to bring it up.
Whatever it comes out of my mouth,
you're already attacking me for it.
And Bronwyn goes, yeah, I mean, look,
I didn't mean it in a belittling way.
And when people have asked me what it's like filming the show,
I say it's like resistors.
And Gina goes, well, that's a little weird.
Oh, come on, come on Gina.
You're the one who spent half the season
dressed up like you're going to go to see cats.
Oh, so then is the accomplished.
I forgot.
And he's like, oh, so Kelly, he's like,
Kelly, why do you think it was okay
to say Gina wasn't accomplished?
And Kelly goes, that was wrong with me.
That was wrong. I'm sorry, it was wrong.
And he goes, yeah, but didn't you make your money through your divorce?
It's like, sorry, she goes, no, I sold five houses by the time I married Michael.
I had a million dollars. It's in public domain.
It's in public domain.
And Vicki's like, no, you're not a business woman.
You're not a business. You don't know what you're talking about.
You're not business.
Do you know what you're thinking about stocks?
You know that stocks?
What you talking about your dad is like, she's, do you know what do you think about stocks?
You know that stocks?
Yeah.
And Mickey is now mad because Kelly said,
she bought a house for 3.7 and she sold it for 5 million,
talking about her last house with Michael.
And because like, that was a mortgage.
That was, you're actually like, you had $5 billion.
No, Vicki, we all know how mortgages work.
I don't know.
No, it's like, you didn't just walk in
and buy your house with cash either
Yeah, what are you talking about exactly?
So Kelly and not a business woman you're not a business woman
She goes really I just got into Walmart today bitch. I just got to Walmart
It's like yeah, but that's a hell like that. Yeah, by the way, I just I'm sure Walmart loves that sort of branding
I just got into Walmart today bitch. I just got into Walmart. I may have to make that into a t-shirt
Yes, well Walmart, you know, it's like the Coke Santa. I just got into Walmart bitch
Oh, so Tamra did you see that?
That thing they accidentally led into Walmart. It was a swing. It was a Christmas sweater of Santa
But he was doing coke. He was holding a straw and went ham, and there were lines of coke on the table.
Amazing.
So Tamara tries to say something that's like an insult.
She's like, oh yeah, Kelly, I just saw you.
What a target.
It was on clearance for a dollar.
And Kelly's like, because we're trying
to promote it on an end cap, you dumb fuck.
Which, if I love using dumb fuck in the same sentence with promoting it on an end cap
But also like if you're in target. That's like a big deal. That's like it's not like she's it's you
Yeah, and Tamer's trying to make it you like oh, yeah, you're like on sale at target like yeah
Target that's amazing. I was fucking target
Tamer with your one-store strip mall gym with an uneven floor you
Fackin loser
I'm turning her into like this by the way
But she's like I wrote LOL she's at target and tamra with the strip mall gym is mocking her
I mean exactly
Tamra has no shame and tamra goes get trash get trash. Oh, yeah, go sell another group on fear losing fucking gym No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not. I'm not. I'm sent it to me, I know you do.
But nah, but that's do that.
But that's do that.
And Andy goes, so why did you say Gina wasn't accomplished?
She goes, I said it was wrong, Andy, when do you want from me?
Yeah, she's, I think that like clearly it sounds like, I mean, it's not clear at all
because I had, I thought she really was saying that Gina was unaccomplished, which was hilarious.
But apparently, I guess she meant that Gina is not like a
Credit it to give advice or something like that. Maybe not a credit, but like you know
Like that's not her specialty. She's not educated in that area. Whatever. I guess maybe that's what she meant
So Kelly is like she was giving me unsolicited advice and Andy goes that's too different. that's two different things. I'm saying I was wrong, Andy. I'm trying to promote on an ad gap.
He's dumb fuck.
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
So he's like, all right.
So then Jean and Bronwyn burned a piece of paper
at the lab, and the walk.
Oh, God.
I was having it, huh?
She's like, well, I was letting go of the life.
I thought I was going to have, you know,
I moved out to Orange County, and I thought
it was going to be like happily, yeah be like happily yeah I have to but guess
what it wasn't so I'm burning up my house in the form of a piece of paper.
You're bullying me you're boring.
Yep and then Tamers are talking about how hard it is to get to know Emily
because she always has her guard up I'm like she has her guard up because when
she tells you things you don't believe her and undermine her instead.
How many lives have you fucking tried to ruin
camera? Okay, give me a break. She has her guard up.
She doesn't open up. It's crazy.
It's crazy when someone won't up on up to me. Open up to me.
And Emily's like, we're all on my part of that.
Tamara, I'm saying, but I thought we were in a good path.
But then press starts and you're calling us bullies. And she goes, well, I'm saying I feel like you I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I selective that you treat women like that selective feminism
As a woman as a
Yeah, so that's just so so we see like a clip of
Kelly spray painting a pig face on a car and then like a getting demolished which is real it is cruel
It is a cruel
A cool thing to do where it's immature, it's petty, it's actually really nasty.
So Vicki goes, oh yeah, so what would make you draw a pick on a card?
Do you think you're a beauty queen?
And Kelly just goes, yeah, I'm better looking than you are.
Which is like, it's so dirty, it's so nasty.
But it's also so hilarious that she's like, oh, you think you're gonna like
trip me up and get me feeling bad about you?
No, I'm not.
I'm just gonna come back and punch you right in the face.
Yes, and she's Emily.
I like the, and Vicky keeps going after Emily like, oh, so you're okay with that as a woman?
No.
Oh, is that a Plifty 2?
Is that a Plifty 2?
Emily and Kelly goes, oh, yeah, you're so uplifting, Vicky.
So, Shannon is like, real classic, Kelly.
How does that inspire you, you're uplifting for women, what she did.
And Brian was like, I think that she was pushed too far, what was pushed too far?
Maybe the constant barrage of rumors, she was spreading about her at the time.
I think he's like, she has a bad reputation.
And Kelly's like, what is already a bad reputation?
You don't even live in Newport, You live in the sticks. You don't
even know my reputation in Newport. You know, she's even below your new port. I think
he's like, Oh, do you belong to you're a retta? Like, are you rent and shaming someone
now? Yes, she is. Look, as poor people like poor people don't count. Okay. Anyone out
there renting we all, you know, we're all just fucking monsters. We don't count, okay? Anyone out there renting, we're all just fucking monsters.
We don't belong anywhere.
So Kelly's like, I own the $5 million house.
She goes, yeah, husband did.
I was like, and then everyone on that couch is nodding.
Really Shannon, where did you get your money?
Tamara, where did you get your start with all your money?
Exactly.
Anybody on that couch, really?
And Kelly is like, you know what, well, fuck it.
I'm getting married.
So like if you're gonna say I'm getting my money from from from marrying guys, look guess what? I'm getting married
God total that was I thought that was a total film. I think that's when they finally got Kelly when she's like
Well, so what I'm getting married like I'll have money again or whatever and because like oh, okay
There you go because I was doing it. Does he have a jet Kelly? Does he have a yacht? Yeah, yeah, yeah You know you go. Because the house is doing it. Does he have a jack, Kelly? Does he have a yacht, Kelly?
Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get it off my show.
Get it off my show.
And then Brahman's like, it's not your show.
And he goes, oh yeah, you wouldn't, you, you, you, you,
you wouldn't be here if it weren't for me.
If I didn't start this show.
I didn't start this show.
I went from one man, season one,
from man, season one.
Also, Tamra, through in there at Kelly.
You got a date.
You got a date old man for your money and Kelly goes,
you have a paid for dude.
What are you talking about?
It's like such a dirty file fight, but also hilarious.
I mean, haul lure.
I was cracking up the entire night.
It's the only part like I was like really upset that Bravo was like scheduled with the next two parts Christmas weeks, so we couldn't take off, but you know what?
Maybe it'll be just okay because it's hilarious. It's a gift to gift. I should understand I should I should appreciate gifts when they come my way. Okay.
This is a Hanukkah Christmas.
Quanza Boxing Day gift.
Okay, this is a Hanukkah Christmas.
Quanza Boxing Day gift.
And that brings us to the end, everybody. Thank you so much.
Tomorrow, we are going to be tackling a real househouse of Dallas,
which should be a doozy.
I haven't watched it yet.
I am scared and, but excited to just tear some shit apart.
Yeah, we will see you tomorrow.
Hi, everyone. Yep, we will see you tomorrow. Bye everyone.
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