Watch What Crappens - RHOC: L'Eggo My Ego

Episode Date: September 12, 2019

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Today's episode is covering the real housewives of Orange County. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Dr. Debsons in the mix. Yeah. Dr. Debshits in that a newsletter. It's called, I'm going to love everyone except my daughter. Yeah. Yeah. People with shit that says, love everybody on their shirt is usually the person who feels like the handicap spot in the front of the Ross, you know You know you know that doctor Deb's little sign that she has a render neck that says love everybody on the other side of it It says except Bronwyn. Yeah, that deserves it on the other side of the back list Who doesn't complain? Yeah

So let's see where do you want to start here being being well? Let's just start the beginning of the episode Shall we sure we yeah, that's that's a good place to start so the episode opens up with you know the usual like all the things that are Happening in Orange County and we get to see Emily with Shane a gay our new not safe for work with Shane, AKA our new, not safe for work, moniker, Satan's Comrax. Yeah. I don't know if we're allowed to just keep that. Some people are like, hello, I'm listening with my kids in the car.

And I'm like, then your kids are already done. They're already done. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, we'll see. We can bring back. Last week I said, she is no longer a king of snarkism,

but we can actually bring it back. In the spirit of forgiveness, that this, basically, we can also go to an Arizona wellness retreat and forgive at least enough to downgrade someone from Satan's come rag to king of snarkassin again. I think we just will use each one as appropriate. Sorry, I'm messing around. There's like a dog hair on my microphone somehow. How does that

even happen? I can tell you how. Bueller jumps up and touches your microphone. He probably does. Yeah, Ben came over the other day and Bueller just loves Ben. Like, he can't stop jumping. And you know, Ben's like, Bueller, Ben, you talk to a dog like they're a human being like, Bueller, I'm not a dog person. He doesn't understand that. He just goes away. He lives from one. Okay. Bueller is like, I shut down.

I shut down. And Dr. Deb is like, I'm like, oh, wow. We have Bueller look over there. There's a mumble bee. Yeah. Okay, sorry to hurt your flow there. So we're at Emily's house. And she's like, unsighting the table for your friends

because it's your birthday party and about. She's like, happy birthday and about. Reading around the circles. I'm like, that's cute. That kid knows how to give herself self-love because you know Shane didn't say it. Yeah, exactly. Because Shane comes into the kitchen and she's like, Oh, good, I'm going to need you to take over now. And he goes, um, but you're the party planner. She's like, every time good. I'm gonna need you to take over now. And he goes, um, but you're the party planner. She's like, every time I ask you to do something, you just say you're the party planner. And he's like, but you are the party planner.

King of snorkeling. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, full on Satan's come rag and he's back down to it's not a cast Yeah, he's just back to being terrible So yes, like will you help me and he's like no, so can you to be nice or do me same? He's like I'm only gonna kiss you as special like Then she says what we're all thinking she's like you're such a dick so then Gina's doing her kids and Doing her hair and getting them ready for this kids worth I know the show Getting her kids ready for this birthday party and she's like um are you a dinosaur? Are you a dinosaur?

Can I have a kiss, baby? Give me a kiss, baby. He's like... This is like... Oh my god, Luca! I can't believe you did that. I just bought you a box that says dinosaur on it. You know what dinosaur I am? According to Marshalls? I'm a cocktail-allow a Sores. I'm a gather store. I'm a gather rat. I'm like a hunter gatherer

except I'm just a gatherer. Yeah my costume kitchen. I like the tamarice getting into all this you know we've talked about Tamarice kitchen a lot too about how suddenly she has like gather or calliente signs. We should just make a kitchen sign like a wood cursive font that just says, betch. For all our friends people like Tamarice do that. Tamarice intact. Or we should just label it terrible kitchen decor. Or just McKenzie's dead child, but make it with red and black checkers. Yeah, just checkers that are all janky.

So then we go over to Bronwyn, she's playing with her like ninth baby. So at this point, all the toys are broken and she's like, I don't give a fuck. This baby just gonna grow up thinking that doll says come off. By the way, now might be a great time to segue into some really important house of news. You know what? This is so important that I think we may have to have an impromptu press conference right now. Are you ready for this?

Are you ready for this? This is big news everyone. Uh, coming to the podium right now. Hi, I'm Teddy, and I'm pregnant. Any questions? Teddy! Teddy! Yes, yes, you over there, yes? Teddy, are you mad that people online were asking if you gained weight? Um... No, because my by me declaring that I'm pregnant shows that I'm being accountable to my pregnancy.

Teddy, Teddy, I have a question. I have a question, Teddy, Teddy. Yes. So the older lady over there wearing clothing from 1937. Yes, you. Teddy, I would just like to know when your baby comes out and you decide you don't like it, are you going to drop it off at the shelter and betray me? Oh. I would never do that. I would never do that. And I never have. Are you going to drop it off at the shelter and betray me? Awwww

I would never do that, I would never do that, and I never have, and I would never lie about having a baby. Tiddy, Tiddy question over here! Yes, to the woman wearing a Union Jack on her head. Tiddy, can I borrow $20 million? I need $20 million, please. I'll do anything to say, T.D. I cannot give that to you because in order for me to have $20 million, I would have to work

longer hours. It's been time away from my two children and my Zygote. Teddy, Teddy, it's me, Kyle Richards. It's me, Kyle Richards. Okay, it's press conferences over it. No, Kyle's over. Kyle Cooper. Kyle Cooper. Yeah, so that's what we have to look forward to on Beverly Hills next season is Teddy Melon Camping pregnant. One of our least favorite story lines on Bravo History is pregnancies. Yeah, I know you can see the Teddy version. one of our least favorite storylines on Bravo History's pregnancies.

Yeah, and that was a Tedi version. God, being pregnant on 200 calories a day, that should be fun. Hey, I want to congratulate you, Tedi, on your baby, and also to that baby, I want to send you my deepest condolences. Your life is going to be hell. Welcome to your new eating disordered life, little fetus. The baby's going to come out and be like, where I broke your water, where I'm holding myself accountable for it. Where I went. The baby's first words are just going to be the hand movements like the little puppet hand movements. Hi baby. Hi baby. I'm baby. I feel like you're smothered me because you are still attached to me with this cord.

Wow, wow, wow, wow. Wow, I am. I am. I mean, obviously, I'm happy. I'm very happy that she's pregnant. That has nothing to do with anything else. I'm just sad for us because this is the storyline that we're gonna get.

Because I already saw a picture this morning of Teddy and Edwin and the two girls all dressed in matching stripes. And I was like, I review all of this right now. And if there is gonna be some ridiculous gender reveal that like a locale gender reveal, where they're gonna have like confetti that comes out like, it's gonna be basically like just like that comes out of the confetti bombs it's gonna be splendid it's gonna be either Splenda no you notice it could be

equal or sweet and low okay blue or pink oh yeah they're all in matching like pajamas that have stripes but half the family is wearing blue and half the family is wearing pink I know I know The only thing that could have made it worse is if they were posing in front of that stupid RV with his like company wrapped all around it. Yeah. Not in favor. I don't want. I don't. I do not need a pregnancy storyline on Real House myself. I have a little hills. Unless Teddy somehow the hormones make her an absolute crazy bitch and she terrorizes everyone. Of course, I welcome that.

She needs that kind of a season to keep on the radar. Just. I, you know what? She would, she would really like, you know what? That's what we call a come back season, Teddy. If it, do it, Teddy. Get her monol and crazy and bitch out Garsell Bové. Do that.

We're never even going to see that, what that baby looks like because it's just going to be wrapped in Edwin's like security company advertisements, you know. And that's going to be wearing Calvertra's Fedora. I'm just going to use a bus like the bus wrap on the baby's skin. They're just going to, yeah, they're going to make a, they're going to make a, what's it called? A bass andinet out of like that rap. Also, Kyle came out with a fashion line and is now showing you Fashion Week, which I, hey guys, in case you need a Mumu or a, what do you call those like a Boostie A? It's Boostie's and Mumu's, so I mean, listen, I think I'd look good in both, but I still hate you Kyle Richards to screw you and, congratulations to you if you, Kyle Richards, to screw you and

congratulations to you for your stupid line. Congratulations, you probably already betrayed your own goddamn fashion line, Kyle Richards, same on you. So I apologize for introducing all this stress into the very first thing that I've done. I'm all curious. I'm all curious. I thought, you know what, I was like, you know what, Ronnie and I are a little bit in two good of a mood to go into Orange County. I thought, like, you know what? I was like, you know what? Ronnie and I are a little bit in too good of a mood to go into Orange County.

I thought like, you know what? Let's let a fire underass this a little bit. Let's see what this does to us. Now I'm like ready. Now everyone's gonna run. I'm his now. Now there's gonna be new little teddies in the world and there's a new line of mumews called betrayal.

Oh my goodness. So back to Orange County. So Shelley, I'm Shelley Shannon and Kelly. I wish. She's just like walking to the right. She's just entering casting, like condescending looks at everyone. Yeah, I mean, she should be on Beverly Hills. So they're going up for a walk. Kelly has dressed like a fancy plum She's like in this very like this big pointy shoulders plum colored jumpsuit thing. I liked it Yeah, Jan is like, huh? I'm still feeling the effects of LA

Those casino hats I got us. Wow, what fun! And Kelly's like, um, you know, I think it's the drinking that bothers me. They just look at each other. Yeah, that could do it. So then we go back to Emily's, the daughter's birthday party, where we see all sorts of craziness happening.

We get a nice closeup on some classic Los Angeles pizza, which means like the crusts and like genera cheese on top of it I was like mmm reminds me of a block away and At the kids are all running around and Emily does this thing that I'm actually I have to say this might be a small rant I'm a little over these moments Emily saying oh Well, I grew up in Ohio and like for my birthday my mom would get me a cake and like Maybe a balloon, but in Orange County, it's competitive. So it's crazy You know, I don't think I want to hear that anymore because if you're trying to sell me on the ideal idea that you had like humble beginnings and like you're trying to sort of like

Like insinuate that you're somehow grounded, but then you just have to play the rat race. Then you know what, you're still doing this shit. You're still putting on a crazy party. So just either do it and be like, Taylor Armstrong and say, guess what? I'm spending $30,000 on this party. My daughters gonna play in the dirt and the rest of us are gonna have a tea party

or get the cake in the balloon. But I don't want to hear it. Just because you talk about how you had a humble birthdays, party or get the cake in the balloon. But I don't want to, I don't want to hear it like just because you talk about how you had a humble birthdays. It's not excuse the fact you're having a ridiculous birthday. Yeah, you don't get an award for not being rich when you grew up because guess who else was in rich when they grew up? Like most of us. Most of us. Shut up. Yeah. And admittedly Emily's party is not the most ostentatious thing we've seen, but there still is like a lot of stuff going on. I mean, these little girls are like,

the one little girl is like, how did you do all this? And Annabelle's like, ask my mom. And then the other girl goes, that would take a lot of money to do all this. Yeah, she, that was me, that was like the little Ronnie girl who was walking around.

She's like, how you do this? There's so many face paints and there's glitter over there and there's a hell of a baby over there and there's cakes over there. That cake's so big. Why would you do this on your birthday? She's like losing your life. Were you like a pile of Austria?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Were you like, my name is Ronnie and I'm from, I'm from Vienna. I am Drew Teehr and Orange County and I'm here to my name is Ronnie and I'm from, I'm from Vienna, I am Drew T.I. and Orange County and I'm here to look at your birthday parties and all look at these, there's so many party favours, so wonderful. What is surprising if that was me as a baby dislocking around? Just like, you're begging everybody's birthday. I'm like, you cannot afford this birthday party.

We need to get a budget together, mister. Well, the funny thing is that that that that conversation between the two little girls was really not that far removed from the dialogue that you could have expected to hear from Tamra and, you know, any other lady that's been in her life. Yeah. So Shane comes in and he sees Gene and he's like, hi, how are you? I'm sorry, I'm late, but like to get out of the house, I have like three kids, hello, and they have to take a Uber everywhere I go now on me.

It's so hot, I'm like, that's great and everything. First of all, if you took an Uber once that one night, then there wouldn't be an issue. Second of all, wait a like show up to the birthday party with your kids after the cake has been cut. I mean, come on now. Come on. I'll wake up an hour earlier. Also, I'm so sorry that you have to take an Uber,

but guess who that's more of a nightmare for? The poor Uber driver. The poor Uber driver that has to take you and your fucking three children everywhere. Oh my goodness. Like you wanna see an Uber driver drive off a cliff of DLC, that'll do it. Let me tell you something, when I was an Uber driver, off a cliff of the you see that'll do it. Let me tell you something when I was an Uber driver that was my nightmare when a child

would come into the car. Luckily, it like never happened because I think most parents don't want to bring their children into like strangers cars. But like if a child poured in, I was like, oh, and also animals. Okay, even though I am more of a cap person, like I there were weird animals in my car. There was one time someone brought like a guinea pig and then, and let me tell you something, I don't know if I ever said this on the podcast.

Maybe I did, there was one time when I actually drove Travis Kalanak, who was the CEO of Uber. It was like one of these crazy things. I picked him up in Santa Monica and he came into my car and I was like, what are I recognized this guy? I had midway through the drive. I was like, that's the fucking CEO of Uber, the company that I'm working for. And guess what? He brought a dog into my Uber. I was like, that's not cool. That is not cool. Travis Kalanik.

I've had to take Bealer and like when he asked to go to the vet and stuff and I always feel so guilty. I'm like, sorry. And then Bealer, like I make him sit on my lap, but he's too big to really sit on my lap. And you know how Bealer gets he's so excited. So his tail I'm like, sorry. And then Bueller, like, I make him sit on my lap, but he's too big to really sit on my lap. And you know how Bueller gets he's so excited. So his tail's always like, bam, bam, bam, bam. I just know, I just know in my mind, he's leaving like little bits of hair all over this car. I feel so guilty. Yeah. So anyway, she's probably fine with it, but it's just, you know, me. This is going to be an ID hour recap. I'm sorry. It's my no. It's not because I can't concentrate either. I want to talk about this unicorn cake now because I think it's really disgusting when you have a bunch of children at your house And you have a cake that is his biggest a child and it's shaped into the shape of a unicorn

It's even got like the full thing and then you chop into the unicorn. It's just disgusting. It's like so It's so caveman like you know, it's gross. I don't like it It's more how do you feel about Fudgey the whale? I Mean that's even I think that's even more graphic because that's like a That like they like that's like at least like the Like the unicorn cake is still like a multi-tier thing like ultimately It's still like a cake that has a unique like a unicorn on top But Fudgey the whale is actual in the shape of the whale like It's no if you had never heard of a cake before you would see Fudge of the Whale is actual in the shape of the whale. Like, if you had never heard of the cake before,

you would see Fudge of the Whale on Think It could be a whale. It's like these people have never seen Facebook videos with monkeys hugging. You know what I mean? Or like a cow going to chase a ball. Like, what the hell people say? By the way, I'm totally in support of Fudge of the Whale in terms of eating Fudge of the Whale. I love Fudge of the Whale. And then cookie-pus, let's just go into cookie Puss here because cookie Puss that's actually someone's face That is that is a person that's a rickus child that's a rickus PBS children show

Eric a Jane you know people should be so lucky Puss Cookie Eric a day in the featuring Cookie Puss It's just Eric is vagina talking to children if Eric a Jane actually had Cookie Bus open for her on her show, I would turn it to a full on Erica Jane stand. I'd be like, this lady has Cookie Bus.

Okay, she tours with Cookie Bus. That's amazing. Yeah, that would require some personality. No thanks. I want ice cream cake. So then we go over to Shane and Kelly. Wait, Shane and me. Wait, Janet. Janet. Oh God. Cause I do, I do abbreviations for their name. Sorry. So Kelly and Shannon. Yeah. Yeah. So Kelly's like, Gina got him under so bad.

It's a fan. So if that chick had her life intact and give me advice, I will listen, but she's a door. She's a door. She's got a DIY or kids to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you.

I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you.

I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. Well, you know what, you know what, you know what DUI stands for? Dorking under the influence, that's what she does! So just, I'm getting a whole clip of Kelly telling people to fuck off. It's like over the course of three episodes, Kelly is told every single person to discuss

to fuck off, you know. And I love that almost as good as watching Kelly tell someone to fuck off is when someone tells her to not tell someone to fuck off, and she goes, what just did? Um, by the way, I thought you would appreciate this. I don't know if you picked up on this, but there was some interesting messaging coming from the hats because Kelly was wearing a hat that said positive beverage and Shannon was wearing a hat that said poison. Yeah, poison water, because Kelly's coming out with the new water. And yeah, they're at odds.

They're gonna be at odds soon. The hats have been giving us warnings all this season. They're gonna be at odds. Poison. Exactly. Enjoy your water. Enjoy Kelly's water. Otherwise known as poison.

Hey, my kids thought death leopard were a band that just signs for a long time. So what do I know? Well, you know what they say? leopard were a band that just signs for a long time so what do I know? Well, you know what they say at that flipper, it never changes its spots. So they're talking about Gina. She's like, well, all the stars are in alignment. It's crazy. We get along. I don't think she meant to attack you. I don't think she meant to attack you. Okay, Kelly. She's like, why does one have lunch? Not talking about doing cup-fuel drains! Yeah, and and Chan's basically like, well, you know what? Yeah, speaking of people who don't get along, let's talk about that bitch Emily.

She sent me a text the next day and she said, oh my apology was sincere. I hope we can move forward. We'll see if we can move forward. I don't know What's it? Well, baby we can move forward if you don't leave five minutes before the before the trip ends bitch Yeah, she's like yeah, well then she just cuts out. I mean, huh like the perless thing whatever And Kelly's like I'm going by the way. Oh really you're close now. You're close now by the way, oh really you're close now, you're close now, oh my great-ass anime, that's great, you're just sort of like cream cheese in the middle of salmon, I guess that's I'm happy as your friends, I'm happy, happy for you, I'm so happy, can only say yeah I went to see her dance in brown wind like I don't think I'd have the confidence

she does like this and then she starts like grindy gum shannon. And shannon is like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah pinata which unfortunately the pinata was not shane but uh... she's everyone's lacking it shane just looks bored but why is she not like participating in his daughter's birthday like why isn't he trying to be an act wise why is it and serene doing it like why isn't shane trying to learn about horrible people is it's best to not wonder why they're doing anything you know not everybody gets that and it makes me crazy in murder trials it's like this person killed seven women on not wonder why they're doing anything. You know, not everybody gets that. And it makes me crazy and murder trials. It's like this person killed seven women on the highway and they're like, but it's childhood, but he was hurt, but mental issues.

Who gets a fucking kill seven people? I don't wanna hear his bullshit. Get him out of here. Get him out of my face. I feel like we're hanging out. I feel like we're gonna circle back to this when we talk about Ryan and Spencer. So we're back at the birthday thing. and my favorite part about this is that, like,

Emily's talking to Gina, and out of nowhere, Gina has gone from just being Gina to now having a face full of orange cat makeup. And it's not like a tiger. Yeah, she like, because there was face painting which by the way as a child I hated face painting But like and as an adult yep, and so it's like everyone was getting like little things in their cheeks But you saw kids getting like a little something more Pokemon or whatever and then you just see Gina like like orange face She's ready to go to dry. How she's talking to because she's she's a tiger now and she's like

I mean I was terrified, I was terrifying. Like I was at the driving around and they were gonna arrest me in front of my kids and she's dressed, she looks like Tony the tiger. She's so funny. Tony the tiger talking about his was legal system. It was such a juxtaposition, the words coming out of her mouth versus how her face physically looked. And Emily's like, I got taken away an ambulance in front of my kids.

That was scary. And she was like, oh my God, she's not hearing me. It's a little bit different seeking medical advice, Kate, versus me almost getting thrown into a paddy wagon, taken to the clink, okay? Like not to say, my friend. Yeah. and take him to the clink, okay? Like not the same, my friend. Yeah, I'm like, well, maybe Emily has been, like, maybe is like a little sick of this

because she has been hearing nothing but it for the past few months. And she's going through her own shit and she's just basically receding into herself right now. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I think like when you do this stuff, like, I feel bad for Gina because she's going through so much stuff, but at the same time, I think like when you do this stuff, like I feel bad for Gina because she's going through so much stuff,

but at the same time, I don't wanna hear it over and over. You do it to yourself, you know? It's like me, and I do this, by the way. It's like me going like, I gained 10 pounds. Like it just happened to me. Like 10 pounds did not just fall on me, okay? I literally ate Uber Eats three times a day

for like five weeks, okay? I can't really cry about it. Okay. Okay, okay guys, I'm gonna talk her face now and I'm about to cry. Gina cats are on the move. Gina cats are here. Meow. Gina Gina Gina cats. So they start talking about Shannon calling Gina and that she's like basically my best friend now Like just getting your irreplaceable your irreplaceable So now we've got Jezze's left Yeah, that's rude that's rude. I'm like I can't believe you were angry at Gina right now Then you aren't she and for half the shit. He says no kidding although to fair, we're seeing that Emily does pop off on Gina a little bit, which makes

me happy. Yeah. Well, I'll never forget Emily's first season. I mean, that's what she was asked back when she's like, oh, fucking kill you. Remember what you said? Yeah. So you know that she probably pulls that out with shade two. She needs to put on some mummra makeup and let that happen. So now we go back to Shannon

and Kelly and Shannon. She's like, well, I was thinking that, you know, Gina, my new best friend, she she needs to take a load off and so you and so does everyone and I suppose Emily does. I mean, I'm not very close with her. I know that she's a big bitch and even bitches need rest too. Am I right? I mean, I'm not very close with her. All I know is that she's a big bitch and even bitches need rest too. Am I right? Ha! Anyway.

Ah! So I found a wellness retreat in Arizona called Miripal Mirimal. And I think we can all go and recharge and it'll be lovely and Vicky will come and we're gonna have a wonderful time. And I love Cactuses! It's like, wait a minute! I'm never talking to Vicky again!

It's like I understand that I'm never talking to Vicki again! Oh! Like I understand that, I just want everyone to heal. I want you to forgive Vicki, and I want Emily to apologize 90,000 times. Until I decide that it's okay to forgive her, even though she's now a dirty stripper, as an old lady. Who does that?! Oh, don't say that! The most important thing to remember is that we're going to Tucson, which is the home of the Chibichanga. Ha!

Ha! That's what David used to call me. Ha! 40 to 59. That's it. 40 to 59. That's it. Let's turn this bus around.

Kelly's like, I don't understand why she's insisting on Vicki coming. Like Vicki and Wellness? That's like oil and water. That shit don't mix. Well, actually, you'd be incorrect because I am now selling Shadow Bedouards Oil and Water Mix. It leaves you the second you pour in on something, it just walks away from you. You're not dressed salads for the rest of my life. Now, you too will have all the energy in the world to move a chandelier up in

town in the room that you no longer have access to because you now live in a small 4,000 square foot house. So basically she's like, oh come on, give Vicki a chance. You know, once I finally forgave Vicki, a piece came over me. I'm like, okay, Shannon, whatever. So then, um, she's like, once I realized I'd let her back into my life, I realized there's parts of Vicki I missed, like, hmm, well, her new nose is cute. I mean, that's cute. Come on, let's think positive. Think positive! It's time for commercial.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya So now we go over to Tamer's house where Eddie is grilling and Spencer comes down the staircase Spencer is like our only hope for this this family I mean even Tamer admits it at this point So he comes down and he announces that his mental age is 45, which is I think something he learned in AP psychology. So the fact that even like the phrase AP psychology is being used anywhere within like a 50 yard radius

of Tamra is like very crazy. I know. I know. That's AP. Yeah. So you look like an old man batch. He's like, well, I'm actually 45 on the inside. She's what's my emotional ads? Negative five. Yeah. So she's like, um, did she say any

fact in the past time? They try to stop us. They try to yell. And he's like, you'd stop to take out the trash. Yeah. Spencer has already like passed Ryan in his career. And he's 19. I'm already past Tamara. The other day Tamara, because Tamara and Kelly were fighting on Twitter or whatever, you know, that's been ongoing. It's been hilarious to watch. Kelly put on Instagram. She was on some yacht with some rich friends.

And she's like, look at me, living my best life on a yacht! Unlike Tamra who's wiping down spin machines at the club right now. Keeping it totally classy. So good. So I have another complaint. So obviously I've made my feelings very, I've been very vocal about Tamra's Mackenzie child's kitchenware. Yeah. One thing that I have, I feel like I've been very vocal about Tamer's Mackenzie Child's kitchenware. Yeah. One thing that I have, I feel like I've not addressed is, why does she have such a ginormous tea kettle? Okay, it's bad enough that's Mackenzie Child's, but it is huge.

It's like she's serving tea for 60 people out of that thing. Have you noticed how enormous that is? I think that Eddie probably bought that so that when Tamer starts yapping at him, he makes it go so like that steam sound that comes out, that so that when Tamer starts yapping at him, he makes it go So like that steam sound that comes out that whistle. It's like the only thing that can dry that Tamer's awful fucking voice Yeah, it probably sounds like a ship coming into port it's so huge like whoa I guess like like the top's gonna come out and it's captain saying he's like, oh, hey, I'm here for boarding It's a tameric kettle. It just gets really hot and goes. BAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH are producing Cousins. Where does he get that work ethic from?

And Tamar Gus? Fuck if I know. I'm going to a warrant carver band now. So, uh, so then they're like talking and then at one point they cut to Eddie and he's just like toasting bagels in the Toaster oven. I was like, wow, even like even Eddie makes using a Toaster oven look boring. Everything he touches looks so boring. Because honestly, I think using a Toaster oven is the most fun thing ever. Yeah, Teddy can bore, I mean, Eddie. Oh my God. Well, yeah, they've

got the same. They've been talking to me. Eddie and Teddy never talk to me. Yeah. Eddie and Teddy, hi, I'm Eddie. Hi, I'm Teddy. Want to talk about spinning? Okay. Because Teddy is Ernest Boring and Eddie is like sarcastic boring. Yeah. I'm. So they start talking about Ryan and Spencer's like, well, no, I haven't talked to him because he said I called him a Nazi,

which I didn't do, which isn't really far off, even if you had called him that. Yeah, so like, and then he blocked me on Instagram and deleted his accounts. And just in case anyone's forgotten public service announcement here, he deleted accounts because he was saying we should murder transgender people so they could stop bitching about rights. And then he had to delete his accounts. So that's why he deleted his accounts.

He wasn't in a fight with his brother. He's a piece of shit, probably an autopsy. Yeah, also, yeah. this accounts wasn't in a fight with his brother he's a piece of shit probably not see okay yeah also yeah I mean honestly the true Satan's come right here so basically so yeah so so so Tam was trying to get them to to broker a piece whatever and Spencer's like listen you know like you know he's closed-minded and if you want to like if anyone's supposed to give an apology it's him you know, like, you know, he's closed-minded. And if you want to, like, if anyone's supposed to give an apology, it's him, you know, like, I'm an open-minded person. I'm like ready to receive an apology.

He's the one who's closed-minded, and he basically is one who punched me. So, I mean, like, what, I don't understand why Ryan deserves an apology for... He doesn't. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. You're totally right. And so he's like you know mom The more open-minded you are the more understanding you'll be and she just looks at him like this

You know how she does that look like when you pointed to that my cat and see it now where she looks like she's drinking from an invisible straw. She's like He's like I don't understand, like, open-mindedness. So now, Tamer starts doing this whole thing. She starts saying, while she doesn't like it when family members aren't talking fair enough, I wonder why that is, bad parenting, perhaps, I don't know. So then she's like, I'm still not talking to my daughter. So, you know, with Ryan, he's just, he's not a bad person.

He's just not happy with who he is right now. I'm like, okay. So Ryan, who is like, bin trash for all these years, before there was even talk of like the wall and whatever preceded this whole fight, he has bin trash for 10 solid years on Bravo. And for some reason, gets this like the sad sob story of, oh, he's not happy with who he is right now. And oh, and then we find

ideas daddy issues. Oh, and he didn't have a lot of boundaries and Tamra has guilt. Like why are we why are we treating him with such kid gloves here? Okay. He's trash and he's had several opportunities to like get his shit together and he doesn't and instead he does hateful things on the internet and it probably a person to people so yeah he's trash the end you know he's trash and then Tamera finds like a way to kind of blame Simon not so suddenly in all of that to say yeah you know what I did to him is Simon like that wasn't called either like it's my fault I get it it's my fault he raised I've been raised you know my daughter raised to me I'm like, it's my fault, I get it, it's my fault. E-Race, I've been a race. You know, my daughter erased me. I'm like, your daughter erased you

because you won't stop talking about her on TV. You might want to try it at least for one season, Tamara. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. It was only, it was that easy. Jesus Christ. And then Tamara's like, well, you need to get along. And he's like, well, what am I doing?

Like, why does it have to be me who has to be in charge of this? She's like, well, because you have the mom at CharoWon. So, this is so fucked up. Like, Ryan Punches Spencer. Now, it's right to punch him. He didn't punch him. Oh, I just punched him. I just punched him.

No. Either way, I thought it was, I thought it was, there was a punch. But either way, I just like that now it's like the onus is on Spencer now. It's just like I just love cameras I love cameras like fake Christianity thing because she does she's obviously never even read the Bible okay like me You guys look on Bible saving people that's where we've got on this show But when she's like I mean listen the pattern on us You have to get along because your brothers, my color came in a bowl like the first brothers. There was a murder, okay? Spoiler alert, if you haven't read the Bible, but it's pretty good.

It's pretty juicy, guys. Yeah, exactly. A lot of good shit in that book. A lot of good shit. Yeah, burning bushes, I know all about it. So, um... Time to edit. Hahaha.

Oh my god. You have a thing to frog fall from the sky. So, now we go over to Kelly and Julie's house. And, um, like, Kelly can't find her phone. She's like, can you call my phone? Can you call my phone? My phone is such a door right now. It's a door.

So Julie's like, fine. Call mommy dearest. That's not noise. What do you call me, mommy dearest? You can take the girl out of the theater camp, but you can't take the theater camp out of the girl. Mother. So they're talking, she calls her brother.

Kelly calls one of her brothers. And she's like, so, and they talk about how she's going to be going to Arizona she's probably going to go on this trip and she hasn't talked to her brother or her mom because you know they came to live with her but they said that they were only going to be there for a couple of months and it turned into a year and a half and she I felt like an advantage over and so they haven't talked since they got in huge fight they And so they haven't talked since. They got in a huge fight, they moved back to haven't talked since. Which is gonna come into this storyline later

because we've already read in the, you know, the classy magazines of the world, like, what the hell on long? Out of France, that Tamra is gonna accuse Kelly of pushing her mother down the stairs later on this season. So something. Oh my God. I borrowed a laugh at that, but that is so much. So something. Oh my God. I borrowed a laugh at that, but that is that is my great crazy.

That is that is like the sort of like high camp accusation that we need on bravo more often. Like that is some like Liam Lock and shit right there. That is a lot of cheer. You know, it is. But like that's like the sort of that's the sort of rumor that Liam Lock and what started. Well, I heard I heard she pushed an old lady down the staircase. That's what I heard. Yeah. Yeah.

Mommy Dearest Joan Crawford, who actually did get pushed out the stairs. Is it? Whatever happened to Baby Jane. So you see there is like a whole gay camp circle that this show is playing to the season. There is also shades of Delores Claiborne too, which I feel like should be mentioned. Which one was that? That was a Kathy Bates movie too, right? It was Kathy Bates in Jennifer Jason Lee, which really should be in the gay canon,

just with those two women in it, in and of itself. But it's basically like, Kathy Bates is this, is a caretaker to an old lady in Maine and like the old lady falls down the stairs. And so it's the people think that Kathy Bates did it but she somehow like gets off and so now she's like this salty woman of maybe like I never pushed anyone on a side case on a banana and then Jennifer Jason Lee comes to to be to comes home you know and it's like mother you push someone down a staircase I never bought out of all out of that and then like all the family secrets come out and we find it's okay I'm watching it okay don't tell me the end I'm about to add it all out of that. And then it's like all the family secrets come out. And we find it's okay. I'm watching it.

Okay, don't tell me the end. I'm gonna watch it. I would never say the end. It's just I haven't seen that. How we I would watch it again. Because I haven't seen it in like 20 years, but I remember watching it with my father. And we were both like, that was amazing.

Okay, I'm gonna watch it. I can't even watch it. So she's this is the good brother that she likes. And so he's like, you know, mom's really sick. And she's got really low blood pressure. And we don't want to stress it out so he's like you know mom's really sick and she's got really low blood pressure and we don't want to stress it out. She's like, spread the ho! And Kelly's crying and so it looks like she's gonna try and go see the parent which is good because I miss her mom. Hey, Cal. Yeah, I know I miss Bobby. A adorable little prairie dog of a lady.

Yeah, I'm sure Wayne Kelly took her to the old folks home. And it's like, don't you like it here? It's like, when am I even doing hair gals? I think you're gonna love it. My mom looks, she doesn't remember things. She was trying to go to my mother. I think I met with your cat, a prairie dog, by the way, both adorable creatures.

So, Jolie is like the mother kind of in the situation you know she's like I feel really bad that my mom has to go through this but hopefully they're just stopping so dramatic and get over it. Yeah. You just have to talk it over all right. So and then Kelly says something that sort of sad she's like I'm so sorry I didn't give you a brother or sister like my brother. Oh, I'm like, Kelly, don't, don't bash yourself for that. Don't feel bad about that. It's like-

Yeah, but then you could have given her another brother like your other brother. So, you know, you know, you want some- I'll show him you lose some. Think about how much easier it is to take a newbie with jolly, then it would be to take a newbie with jolly and two more children, okay? Think about all the, think about all the tiger masks you don't have to put on your face. Yeah. Oh my God, guys. So then we find out that Brian has moved in downstairs two days a week. So she just goes right down the stairs and very sick.

Very sick. Very sick. Yeah. And he's just too calm for me and like about every little thing. He's like, well, he talked to my mom. He's like well that's your mother and the important thing is is that Family stays with family and we talk to our family and it's all gonna be fine I'm like oh by the way I told Shannon that we had sex for like two hours straight this morning. It was great She's such a dwarf. Well, isn't that wonderful?

You know, it's not great? That's what friends should do. Commissary and have fun together. Look, stop. I feel like he's trying to like brainwash me and to say he's like one of those tapes I've listened to as a little kid to stop being so fat. It's like piano music tinkling. It's like, you don't want to eat.

You're happy with your friends and air. No, I'm not. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. self-help, take Brian. Friends and air. So now speaking of medical professionals, we now go over to a hike with Bronwyn and Dr. Deb at A.K.A. her mom, and they're like walking by, like,

there's a hillside full of goats, you know, when people get goats to clear up grass and stuff, and, you know, Dr. get goats to clear up grass and stuff and, you know, dark to death. It's like, oh my god. And, you know, she's wearing her, like, love everybody thing, which is hilarious since she has so much tension with her daughter. So they're walking around. And they're walking around. He was gold-plated ego right back there. Yeah.

Ego. So they're just walking around. There's like all this random talk about oh there's mama Joe and daddy Ray and mama Joe With one do this and daddy Ray did that and uncle Petunia and aunt Bobby and that it's just like I was like whoa there's a lot of bra. It has like a lot of characters in her life She already has nine people in her family now. She's got the mom now. She's got the grandparents Daddy, I'm a Joe daddy Ray. Yeah, they're her grandparents and they raised her. Well mom mom of dead was out doing God knows what being a rock star or whatever. So they see their house and they're like, Oh my God, look mom, there's a house

that you ditched me in when I was a kid. It's like, Oh yeah, look at that. Hey, let's get some gold action. Come on, goats. Now, I just want to ask the goat something. How many of your goat children are appreciative of the sacrifices you made? Any of you? I don't know what that's like. I don't know that. I don't know what that feels like. So she's like, so mom, thanks for taking care of the kids.

So you dropped them off at Mama Joe's. I sure did. Drop them off right at Mama Joe's. She's like, okay, so you had my kids for two days and couldn't handle it So you dropped them okay, so we've got that down. So while they were there Was your sister there when they got there or like nope? Just came over I thought that was so sweet. What's that sweet? And at this point I'm watching this like,

what are we watching here? Like discussions about logistics with mom and aunts. And I was like, what is the point of this? And then we find out the real backstory, which I loved. Wow. So yeah, basically, because all of a sudden, Bronwyn tells us that her aunts can't be near the kids. And then Deb is like, well, because all of a sudden, Bronwyn tells us that her aunt can't be near the kids,

and then Deb is like, well, you know, when someone isn't well, we have to love them. So that means that you're doing really well. That's what that means. You're doing really, really well, Bronwyn. Yeah, it means we have to love them. Okay, fine, I love her. It doesn't mean you have to love the kids around her.

You dick, who was supposed to be babysitting these kids. So Bronwyn's trying to stay calm, but she's like looking down and she's like, okay mom, she's like trying to get across to her mom. But you know that's my line of the sand. She's not allowed to be around them because mom, remember when she showed it to school and she said all those inappropriate things to my friends? Yeah, apparently this lady. So Bronwyn says, you know, well, my aunt can't help but say awful things about me. And she can't go 10 minutes without saying terrible things about me to my children. And I was like, I had no idea that Vicki was her aunt to be honest.

That was the problem. She just keeps walking around going, get a job. Get a job stupid. Get a job. You're stupid. Shut up. You stupid. Yes. So this create this lady has apparently like hated Brahman All her life and then would go to her school as a child and torment her at school I mean that is some Glenn close shit right there true and I was like when can we have her on TV by the way when is she coming up that need to see this one? The producers will drag her ass on got is crazy and who is plaguing Bronwyn. And the mom is being so frustrating because Bronwyn is trying to be so

adult about it. As she's talking about it, she's like, well, you know, that's my one line in the sand. And it really upsets me that you did that. And you know, that's my choice to make as a parent. And you justarded that and the There's a bee there's a bee polyony flour the bees are back Back

Thank you for you saying something about love and all the all the things I gave you as a as a single mom who was trying to follow her dream But also provide for daughter was that that's what you're a single mom who was trying to follow her dream, but also provide for a daughter. That's what you're talking about. Thank you. Thank you. That's a finally here of that appreciation. Well, mom, it's really hard for me to bring stuff up with you because you just shut me down and I'm trying to get better. And you know what? I'm just going to shut down right now. I'm going to shut down mom. She has, okay. And then she starts talking in this little girl voice. I'm like, oh my God, like I get how Bronwyn is so frustrated because later when she's like, every time I bring my mother

around my friends, everyone loves her. I'm like, stop bringing her around your friends. I would make me nuts. Because then when you want a bit of bitch about your mom, they're like, what are you talking about? She's just kooky. Exactly. And she's like, we are you talking about? She's just kooky. Exactly. And she's like, we know it though.

I have new friends. And they are inspiring me to be stand my ground and be more eloquent when I approve my point, which LOL that she learned eloquence from Tamra. So that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to stand my ground. And then she just starts basically crying. And then this speed walker just comes by quickly

awkwardly just intrudes on the scene. Yeah, Debs just kind of standing there looking around uncomfortable because she's in trouble, you know, and so Bron, Bron went like, um, you know what? It's all I'm saying is, okay, I'm not gonna shut down. I'm not gonna shut down. All I'm saying is it's harder to say, hey, mom Take my kids if I know the one rule I have is broken. That's all it wasn't cool. And she's like looking down to the side because she won't look at her mom. And her mom's like, I get it, I get it.

You made a line. I understand. It's a line. You made it. I get it, I get it. Like, oh my god, lady. I know seriously Believe it or not there's another piece of breaking news so while we've been we record over Skype and we just had a Skype Adderged so we had to like pause for a second and during that time when we were paused I

Read some breaking news From our old favorite French publication, Radar Online. Oh, what does Radar Online have to say? The latest news, which is extremely relevant to what we're talking about, is that according to Radar Online, Shane, Shane, what's his face? We now know about whether or not he passed the California bar. Survey says?

No, I say no. No, he didn't, right? He failed. He failed. He failed. He failed. He failed. He failed.

He failed. He failed. He failed. He failed. He failed. He failed. He failed. But I think actually one of our listeners, because we have very smart listeners. And I believe one of our listeners looked him up on the bar. There's like, I guess like a public registry that you can, if you're a lawyer or whatever, you can access it and see who is on the bar. And they're like, I didn't see Shane and that person reported that a few weeks ago.

So yeah, so apparently after all that, Shane did not pass and will probably lame Emily and Bravo. Yes, which we get to later in the we get the seeds of that later in this episode. So it's a rainy day and you know, you know what I call that? God trying to clean the world of Tamra, but it's not working. So it's raining and we're in the damper do you see like there he just keeps clinging on to your inside so that really so uh... uh... that's a really they and uh... shannon's like uh... hello

tamers differing like that has to do in he lose my house and they're basically talking about uh... trying to talk everybody into getting along to go for this little trip thing right yeah so shannon's like how are you well this is Trying to talk everybody into getting along to go for this little trip thing, right? Yeah, so shout out I'm like, oh, all right. Well, this is I'm nice. It's a very lovely house. Is this your fourth or fifth one in the past six months? Oh, wow. Is this is this carpet new? Is this a new carpet? She's like fell places new batch You don't see my Mackenzie Todd's T-pop ship downstairs batch Yeah, they're not the nutty nutty spaz

Fab with his name lady. He doesn't have time to have fun I'm damn well, but this is new this carpet. Yeah a couple of months Like Tamara everyone can't keep up with your home goods benches, okay? Yeah, yeah exactly sorry We didn't get the carpet newsletter not to be confused with the crap in the newsletter available now. So Shannon's like, well, I have this great idea, but just saying we should all go to Tucson, Arizona, home of the Chimichanga, and we can go there, and there's a wellness retreat, and it's called Mirabelle, or Mirabelle, or something like that, but listen, we're going to go, we work out, and then then afterwards we walk into a beehive and

there's a honey chasing that's fun that's fun that will be fun now that is fun shaman be door in a be costume I will have to ask those bees if they have a sugar free option because honey is a bit too sweet for me and I cannot have those carbs so shaman's like well I just want this animosity and low blown-ness, all this low blown-ness going on, I wanted to stop. It's gotta stop. It has gotta stop. No, no, no, no costume! Wow! I hear that this, I hear that this making us a lot of buzz! Get it? Ha! Man, hold on, it's only gonna sting for a second to

advise. Ha! Yeah! Ha! Listen, you kill more flies with vinegar than with honey. Now wait the other way around honey. Either way I said honey, it's a pun, it's a pun. So she's like, wow, we need to talk to Vicki and let her know that you cannot keep being a little glutinial. Right, you gotta stop being a little glutinial. Okay, I'm gonna say you need to own your shit lady. Yeah, and Tamer starts saying things like, yeah honestly and this case i'm on kelly's side might get except for the fact that you're the one who started a train rumor

really made a public a few episodes ago yeah you're on kelly's side right uh... so they call vicki and because i have a good job hello vicki good job i can't say get a job i can't say get a job. I'm gonna get a job. Hi for CAC press one for

get a job press two and for shut up your stupid press three please. Thanks. And I've seen you do coke before but that's what I heard from someone what someone said that's five. Hi you've reached Vicki G Gubbassid about here right now. And you did hear that from me because I heard it from someone and I'm just repeating it. This is just an answering machine repeating what I said, which I never said because I'm just repeating what someone has said. Oh, by the way, this is also off topic, but I also feel like this is worth mentioning. A lot of news. I'm not even going to bother with this thing or real house wise, the Melbourne is coming back for another season.

They got picked up for a fifth season. So Bravo, give us season four, please. Give us season four. We need to recap season four. I'm going to say so much. I told you it, Cancer. I said get at him, I'm a bulldozer, Cancer. Get it, rock, man. I said get at him my boulder keen so get it wrong. Yeah, oh

Also happy birthday to Katie cuz orla while we're on here. We love you Katie cuz orla. Yeah happy birthday Katie that the painted nail on Twitter so go follow her. That's what we gave you for your birthday at Twitter follower So anyways, so Shannon and Tamer are gonna go head over there. So then we took Vicki's house. So now we head over to Gina. Gina who is at, I'm at Bounce's Soiety Fitness, which is like exactly the sort of society that I can imagine Gina getting invited into Bounce's society. I had to bounce. Sorry, can't afford to be chowse anymore.

Or the casita. Sorry, got a bounce casita. Can't afford to be chow. Is it more or the what with the the casita? Sorry. Got a bounce casita. My dad does this exercise every day. So I don't know how everybody thinks that this is some new fangled exercise. My dad has a little trampoline that he pulls out every day and he watches the news and just jumps on the trampoline. Yeah. You know what I call this sort of exercise?

How long do you get a sprained ankle? That's what I call it. I call it sort of exercise. How long do you get a sprained ankle? That's what I call it. I call it 80 size. Thatter size. Thatter size. So it's like apparently new now on the Orange County. Everyone's jumping up little trampolines. Yeah, didn't we see Chris Matthews do this on a Potomac last season or something like that?

Or maybe we saw him do bar method this season. Either way, I guess trampolines have finally arrived in Orange County. Who would have thought? Yeah, who knew? No. Society. Hey, apparently exercise sucks sucks no matter how you do it news alert There's your other breaking news alert for this episode But I appreciated this because for me it was like watching a real exercise class because normally what happens on bravo

Is that they all bounce around or do whatever and then someone gets tired and then it's over and then they have their Conversation in the exercise room. Okay, but this time it was more realistic to I feel like my experience doing an exercise class, which is that everyone's balancing and then Gene is going, I think I'm getting sick. I'm getting sick. I'm getting a puke. I think I need to puke. I need to puke.

I want to puke. I'm going to puke. Okay. Boy, everyone, I'm just going to puke. Hold on one second. Guys, I just puke. And it's also realistic because they have like that one girl in the class who's taking away too seriously.

Like all our movements are like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's always that one girl who's like trying to be the best at Zumba. She's like, I've been at Zumba the most. It's like congratulations, Betty. You won Zumba. Betty, Betty, the Zumba King, the zoom looking queen. I should say She's like I'm usually a good worker out of Like normally I'm like a good driver too, but oh well

Yeah, she's still doing that thing where she's dissing everyone around her because I guess she's thought fish out where she's like I've been working this new California do wave workout circuit. What I mean what is this trampolines? I mean this can't be real. I mean that's what my kids do and you know like now I'm bouncing and I'm surrounded by these OC robots and I can't get through it without barfing I'm like stop this thing everyone of the OC because you barfed okay you barfed because you drink a lot and you don't work out and that means we could be friends. I'm not going to say that I'm going to do trampoline workouts again, but I will say I did just by a post that says trampoline.

Oh, good. So they start talking. Bronwyn's like, oh my god, do you want to come to dinner? Because everyone's going to meet my mom tomorrow. Yeah, basically. Yeah, and she can't go for whatever reason. And then they're talking about Vegas, because up Ron win and Kelly are gonna go to Vegas

to watch Gina do her sexy dance. And Gina's like, you know what, honestly, I'm like really upset about Emily about Vegas. She's like pushing it so hot on me. I'm like, oh my god, I'm like going to real shit right now. And you just like keep talking about Vegas. I'm like, oh my god, I don't wanna to be different like what about me. It's like honestly It's been bothering me. Honestly, it's like I'm like I understand that but why did you just put on Cheetah makeup? I don't understand

And also I'm sure this has nothing to do with you talking to Shannon every day, but you're suddenly mad at Emily. But also Emily is obviously going through a hard time with Shane, and I think the reason like to you, this just seems like a trivial thing, but I think for Emily, she like needs her girlfriends right now, and she needs some feeling like that someone likes her and loves her and supports her, you know? And so for you to be like, oh my god, this vagus thing. It's like not what I need right now It's like I don't think it's about you actually right now and actually you guys could be lifting each other up instead And having a great time because she did just get it to you why she can't be in pictures all over in a great Instagram Going to Vegas and also Emily you're going for your anniversary your husband's not going with you

And you're stripping and your husband doesn't want to see like it none of it makes any sense to me like I get that true and it's what and it's off strip ironically oh is it isn't the hoax isn't it because you know off the strip anyway oh westgate yeah oh yeah they're going to westgate yeah so so anyway so yeah so Gina's like I think that Emily's having a midlife crisis personally I'm like yeah welcome to the real house west of Orange County yeah that's what we tune in for yeah, yeah, you know when guys like to go to the sports car or a cheat or whatever. And Brawman's like, oh, I had a midlife crisis. I actually ended up in the hospital and she's like, oh, you had a breakdown. That's a real crisis. So that's good. That's good. You had a breakdown. Like I think, I think maybe you want to maybe ask a follow-up question.

I think that's just sort of fishing for a, oh, like we're going to hear some of my backstory now. I'm saying, oh my god, that's hilarious. That's hilarious. How is the food? I hate hospital food. You know what I hate? I hate hospital food.

You know what I do like? Have you had a dish? Buh. Good. Even though there's no you after the queue and it's weird, it's actually like really good food. Anyway, are we talking about me? Great. Did I miss and I bossed?

So then over with Tamar and Shannon, they get to Vicky's and Tamar's... Transmigas! Transmigas! Transmigas! Yeah, you're trying too hard to make that happen. Just stop. It's never happened and it's not going to happen and stop making hats to say Trace Amiga's Kill him. Yeah, and and Vicky stop getting cocktail napkins. Let's say hashtag whip it up. I will also say that. Yeah. Oh, God

Hashtag whip it up. Fucking Vicky. So Shannon's like we're Steve and Vicky's like, oh, you know, he's at his real house his brothers So he's not here right now time is like well I did to have to add his heart thing cuz like I'm like every time like it's gonna be one dead batch batch so you know that everyone's telling me I need to start to say I am really enjoying this conversation. How many batteries for my back at music? And Vicki's like, well, you know what? It's 100% that everybody's going to die, so you've got to be prepared. You've got to be prepared. That's it. You've got to be prepared.

And Damriss, you know what? I want to be stopped. You know, that's one of the animals that died. I want to be like taxidermate. You know, so I could just be like, said that, that could be like, hey, man, and I'll look like this. I'm like, you already look taxidermy, okay? You already look like you've been hanging

on the halls of Bates Motel for years, okay? You're like a singing bass at this point. You're like the version, you're like the singing bass in possum form, okay? Please be quiet. She could be like the centerpiece exhibit at the Museum of unnatural history. So like, Tamara like this, like with her claws out like a bear. It's like, it's like the Brighton and Bits to think, that's my opinion.

It was like a bear very skinned. So they start talking about going to this, uh, well, in this retreat and Chan and so like, really selling it to Vicki She's like, yeah, it's Oprah. It's Oprah Winfrey's favorite resort. You know, she but apparently she hates it Oh guess I'll listen all that great comedy you're missing out on David You know, I love not I say bring back not that was one of my favorite things my dad never let it left leave I'll tell you that much mean my sister don't let it leave either or it's like okay bye hey you not oh so you know

now I think he's like okay so jeet is going and it who has broadwood or like boring wind that's that's what I heard I heard it they was boring wind so what? Broadwood or like boring wind? That's what they heard. I heard her name is boring wind. So what's the thing called a boring wind? And like you can't just say that somebody said something. She. That was, I mean, someone said her name is boring wind. I'm like, you literally just invented that a second ago. And Tim was like, you just had it.

And you go, no, I repeated it. I repeated it. So what, so what, so what, so what? I repeated it. So what? I so what so what so I repeated it so what I'm like Did you think you're you're gonna act like her real name is boring wind and you're just oh I'm just I heard her real name is boring wind. I'm just saying it also So Tamer is like um

Vika can't help herself. She loves to talk shock and then she's a That's what I heard that's what I heard and then we get a montage of Vicky being like, what? I just heard it. I just had to say you want coke, I just heard you want coke. And that montage He was on a long time, by the way. It was just like one or two examples. It was like You know, I just had that. Oh go ahead. I'm sorry. No, I literally just said I just heard it. Oh, I'm so glad that they demoted Vicki because she fucking deserves to get fired, but I will say I love this demotion thing because we don't have to see her every episode that we still get loops of Vicki clips. Just be an asshole, you know.

And I feel like we're getting the best of Vicki. So it's actually working out really well because Vicki has, there is like Vicki has value. Okay. Vicki has, there is like, Vicki has value. Okay, like she, Vicki has value because she can be hilarious in being ridiculous. She is nasty, but her nastiness can be hilarious to watch. And she can go off the deep end. So I think like we're getting the best of Vicki because she has nothing going on in like in her life.

So we don't need her every moment, but then we have a check in and we get like some nice like venom and it works for me I like it. I think that's why this yeah the season is really like just kind of just so we can get these endless loops because they are hilarious so she was like why I want everyone to be mature with each other and because like well I'm about that too but I'm not going to be Kelly's punching bag or her push pin okay I'm not a push pin I'm out of deserved to be a push pin I'm out I'm not the kind of's punching bag or her push pin, okay? I'm not a push pin, am I? I don't deserve to be a push pin, am I? I'm not the kind of girl that sits back and takes it. Another are you, another are you, another are you.

So you guys need to stand up for me when it comes to we are pink, pink, pink to me, nothing. Well, Vicki, I have to tell you, here what, I also react, but you know what? Last week, it happened again last week, and you know what I did when I got pushed I did Nothing and then we just go to and I did nothing like nothing glasses with our fingers in front of her face

And then we cut to a clip of her doing quote unquote nothing and it's her basically yelling at Emily Emily if you have to say this is you always have a thing to say, and I do not do that. If you're gonna take me down, me on the three successes I've had in the past 18 months, which include salmon and cream cheese, putting on new shoes, and spreading Archie. Ha! Archie! She's having a fit, and then it cuts back to her going, and you know what, now Emily, looks like a dumbass. Not. So, Tamara's like, I mean, if she does a she doesn't look just ignore it stop it at

Yeah, yeah, exactly so Vicky's like yeah, you got just stop it. You guys have to defend me I've noticed I have to hurt Kelly dad like okay guys. Okay, so now let's get to this Debb and Bronn dinner Dr. Debb and Bron Braun bring the girls to dinner Yeah, and a brown one's like, oh my god. I love this place like it hasn't changed in years and the mom's like This is where Richard next and you see fuck them Fuck them fuck them Hard and also showed some knowledge of history that my daughter doesn't have I'll tell you one thing out that also hasn't changed in years

My daughter's irrational resentment of the way I raised her. Yep. Hi. Enjoy that mansion you live in now. Enjoy that. Yeah. So the mom does this thing to the hostess for the hostess. She goes, Hi, how are you? And she goes, A-K-N. Good. And so she sits down at the table and Bronwyn tells us that Deb is already friends with all the ladies on social media, which I think is personally a little strange. It's like really odd. I think that if your mom is becoming Facebook friends, well, you want to hear something I've read on Instagram. This is an episode that's just flashed us of

what we've read on the internet this week. Okay. I'm in. I'm ready. Someone posted this on the Facebook or the watch what crap is live in love in a group and it's so funny. It's Dr. Deb in one of her Instagram stories and it's like a written story, you know, like a meme story. And she as well, I'm at the airport and I just saw Heather and Terry to bro and I was like, hi, I'm Deb and they just looked at me like they had no fucking idea who I was. And I was like, yeah, I'm friends with Bronwyn and then they still looked at me like they had no fucking idea who I was and I was like Yeah, I'm friends with Bronwyn and then they still looked at me like they had no idea. They're very cold Very cold people. I'll tell you that right now. They're very cold

Who'd have thought a lady with crazy hair and a giant thing that says you go and like rocks are King or something like that like who thought that they wouldn't look at you strangely? I know I'm actually on Heather DeBroside. I think for the first time ever, where I'm like, I got it. Heather and Terry are incapable of reacting at this point, you know? They probably were like trying to get like big smiles, but they, you know, they've done to itself harm that couple is like done too much self harm to their faces. to it. So anyway, yeah, so, uh, Bronwyn's like, yeah, whenever I introduce my mom to my friends, I mean, they always just love my mom, you know, so they've already, they already all know her,

you know, uh, and Tamra's the first in and the mom, the mom does really know them because she's like, we said the bread for you. Ha ha ha ha ha. And she gives big hugs and then Shannon and Kelly come in and you know they all, you know, she is so warm to all them which you know it drives Bronwyn nuts. You know, like where was that warmth growing up? I never had that warmth. I was always trying to fit in trying to be like,

that's what I'd be like. I know, she's like, well, my sister was gonna come but out of respect for you girls. I told her to stay home So um yeah, so Shannon's like oh, I love dr. Dips style. I love you and what is what is that around your neck? Egg each eG for example like oh ego Each EG for example like oh ego Ego captain Ego saw it Disneyland Michael Jackson what a talent wow Ego have you met my ex husband David? It's like a master class going to 50 EO to go class a second. I used to eat 40 to 50 negative Egos today and then I lost 40 pounds

I hope to say My my waffle, you go waffles. So Kelly's like, uh, she looks like Betsy Johnson, but she has a great energy. And Cameron's like, I don't know, but I have a shithubbing. To clap my hair, Mac Thane, I have a shithub. The waitress just looks horrified, by the way. She was like, oh my god. I have made it seven years at this restaurant without having to wait on these Orange County real house wives.

And the time has finally come. All right, what do you guys want? I know. She's like, was Bucke de Pepeau full? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I take it to macaroni grills, not taking reservations tonight. So Bronwyn's ordering and she's like,

can I get chicken without the nuts? And she's like kind of hitting her ring on the table as she talks. And the mom's like, Oh God, stop banging that ring. Can I just have that ring back already, Bronwyn? She's like, you gave it to me as a gift, mom, because you begged me.

But it was my birthday gift because you made me get it to you it is my god well then stop banging and drawing my attention to it and chatting just like wow wow this is this is a this is a fun dinner so they just get some info from dad kelly's like your husband's a brain surgeon like um actually Endovascular cardiovascular brain rock otocular search a blob of Talkular he's 10 years younger than me and Jewish like oh Does that make it Jewish?

I'm that thing you tell you like by injection Yeah, by insertion only and see if I got a lot of you in me. They all start cracking up And then tamer's like I want to be like dr. Deb when I'm older. I'm maybe dr. Tamra. Yeah, I'm maybe dr. Tam Dr. Tam I'm like there's no way there will ever be an Advanced degree in front of your name. Yeah, you'll be like plant doctor It'll be like going to doctor Swerma, whatever has that opened up on Beverly Boulevard. Swerma place. It's called actually Dr. Pita, which is actually really good.

Sounds delicious. Yeah, you see food heels. That's all I'm saying. Okay, so they start talking about cameras like how long do you have? I guess so my daughter just says she doesn't need to use my services anymore than I can get the hell out of here Where I'm like, yeah, she's gonna take care of my children. Well, I'm a Vegas. She goes yeah, rather be a Vegas But don't worry. We have my little yeah, we're gonna visit with my sister Janet oh Did I say that loud give me the ring back? We're gonna visit with my sister Janet. Mom! Oh, did I say that loud? Give me the ring back.

So now we go to Emily's house. And Shane is home walking around doing that thing you do and you know, you've just bailed the bar exam. And so Emily is like, hey Shane, check out my new dancer shoes which are these like patent leather shiny, you know Still let out type boot thingies whatever and he goes Those look like this shoes from the wicked witch of the West Look at that! Oh! Tada, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na like that wicked witch of the west So she puts on the shoes and she's like I practiced my dance want to see it and he goes oh god Are you exhausted from putting on your shoes?

Shane why like you're eating over there why don't you come over here and talk with me. He's like, oh my goodness He's like clapping like he's clapping is Every time she says something he does this on his lap Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, like can't wait to get out of here You know, so I'm it's like I'm going to Vegas and I'm going to dance because good for you And he goes yeah, I'm looking forward to it. She's why you're not even gonna be there and he just looks at her like that's what I'm at Silent

that I met. Silent. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do- I mean he has a really strong set going on right now. Yeah, he really does. The band is getting tired on the field. They're like, oh. So she's like, look, I haven't seen you for like two weeks. And we haven't really talked in like two weeks. And he's looking at his phone. And she goes, I'm talking to you like Shane, we're not going to communicating. We didn't talk at all when you were taking the bar exam. But then we didn't talk at all after.

And he goes, no, we just didn't talk much I was focused and you texted me nasty things before I left and then we see The text it's basically her saying seriously up. How do you and she and he goes? I'm trying to work through something not arguing no you're not you want to complain get over yourself I don't give a fuck yeah, so he gets up and starts pacing nervously and she goes well, maybe there's like therapy Remediator that helps us communicate because like I know I feel very resentful and upset with you and he's like And you know I feel very was and you feel very resentful and upset towards me and he's like

Yes, well, you seem to communicate your feelings quite well Okay, that one I know that wasn't my best one. I know it wasn't my best one, you know so So so she she's like, you know, I just have trouble with the way you talk with me sometimes and he goes Oh, so now it's just a bashing session on Shane. Okay, calm down. And she's like, that's exactly what I'm talking about. You're condescending to me all the time. He goes, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

And then he's telling us to go, well, I don't think I'm sarcastic to the degree that Emily says I am. I mean, Eric's choice in using that word sarcasm is a blanket excuse to cover everything. Yeah. And then he has the balls to say, sometimes it's satire.

You know what satire is? It's joking at the expense of others. I'm like, no, that's mockery. Yeah. I looked at the actual definition to make sure it wasn't a total asshole. And satire is using comedy to expose like the stupidity or the like the ridiculousness of a person or a situation often using politics or other situations, but he is not doing satire.

He is not. No, he's an idiot. He doesn't even know how to be an asshole intelligently. He's like, you know, sarcasm and the producer's like, I do. I'm he's like, wow, this was satire is making fun of her. That's that satire. It's like, yeah, Jonathan Swittler. Come rock. He's back. Yeah, I like that. I finally made it. They're saying you finally fucking made it there congratulations And then he goes and then Emily goes just tell me you love me you love me

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, an altar and then Shannon of course is like totally loves all this well you know I love western medicine and if I can if I can heal myself homeopathically then I will I will with all see dr. Moon oh sorry I thought I just got copped turns out it was just Kelly hitting me with an napkin yeah and the mom's like well you need to put these rocks on your altar girls she girls have an altar you have altars right and Tim is like that to that probably has crystals on a vagina That's it Well Tim probably has to like tites on her vagina. So Kelly is She's why I'm not gonna go to the world is her treat of Vicki's going. I don't want to see her face. She's stupid stalky face Brom was like yeah, well, you know in the moment Vicki's just reactive I mean she tends to go below the belt.

And the mom's like, oh, why would she do that to get attention? She goes, well, I think she's insecure, but I'm not a psychologist. And Tamer's like, she says, she says, she's like, oh, I know something about you. That other people don't know. I know something. I know something. And she goes, oh, that's the ego. That's the ego.

Here it is, ladies, the ego. Let's hear it right here. Ramadak. By the way, Tamara is saying that Vicki will say, oh, I know something about someone so that no one knows. As if Tamara doesn't pile on, that's Tamara's whole of the... That's Tamara's whole of the... ...a much-trained. Yes. Tamara's the worst. I mean, how many times can I say it? At this point, I just have to just keep reading the lines and get through it because Tama just never stops

Exactly so yeah, so basically Yeah Shannon you know, she sounds like well. I felt like my conversation with the key was very encouraging very very encouraging Even though you know is this where is this one? Oh, no never mind I was very encouraging and Kelly's like oh well so suddenly she doesn't want cruelty now. She doesn't want cruelty Oh, I don't believe that She's like well, I'm gonna go the I'm gonna go the women's room and I hope that miss Kelly dad Changes her tune by the time I get back But even if she does it's also be happy not

And Kelly's like well, I don't know if they do exorcisms in Arizona, but that's what thing he needs But I'm gonna go cuz I'm not gonna let this so watch the bitch beat me, okay? She will not win! She will not win! So then, uh, Bronwyn starts talking about how Vicky doesn't really like her very much, and Tim was like, yeah, yeah! She has a nickname for you. It's called Barring-Wen. Barring-Wen. There's Tim, right? Not stirring up on it all, right? Yeah, who does that? Who would, who would like, who rats out there, a legit friend like that? That's just so obnoxious. Oh my god, she's, uh,ana comes back and say hi ladies. I'm still in the bathroom

Dr. Deb is like oh Tamra was just telling a great story about how Vicky calls my daughter boring when and I am I am actually Live it right now that I did not come up with that myself. Honestly, I am livid And from was like well, I'm not boring. I'll tell you that. And she goes, you know what? Just come, Kelly, because she doesn't like me either. So I'll deflect all the attention off you and I'll bring it. Yeah, because I create.

And then next week, we see Shannon with like a bowl on her head. And then we saw this in the preview that she gets like a little bunk on it, you know? And I thought that was part of the healing process, but then in the next week, we just see Terra-murk. I mean, Shania go, I had a bowl of my head and Kelly hit the top of it with a mallet. Ha to find all of our live ticket links and get this on demand if you want to watch this instead.

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