Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Lemonade Stand Off

Episode Date: November 5, 2020

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Geez Okay, so today real housewives of orange county I'm known for being totally truthful in a County. I'm known for being totally truthful and authentic Broadway! I would never. So yeah, it's the continuation of the climactic fight that happened last week, this crazy, crazy fight that all stemmed from chatter about whether or not Shannon called Gina's house sad and depressing. I would never, I would not even part of my vocabulary. I would never. Was it small and depressing, small or depressing, small depressing?

Which one was it? It was not going to be so many ways. Oh, thank you for the people who wrote in and informed us that the side dish that Shannon served at dinner was rice cauliflower. Thank you. It didn't look like it from far, but that's what it was. It looked green.

It was celery. I think maybe it was celery and rice or something. It probably, whatever it was, it was, I felt like a component was missing, like a large, large component of that dish was missing. Yeah. So we have just had the spick fight at the lemon party and Bronwyn has brought out her oh, how dare you I am 30 days sober today Gina. She was like, oh really? You acting like it. You're really acting like it and Gina just grabs a drink and throws it in the pool and screams fuck you Gina and storms out the door just stomps out the door and we start with a close-up of the glass and the pool

Glass in the pool and Elizabeth looks down in the pool. They're gonna have to drain this The pool And you better drain this pool the way I hope to bring bird's butt bag account after this trial And then Kelly looks at one of pull the way I hope to bring Burnt's butt bag account after this trial. And then Kelly looks at one of Joe John's kids, who's dressed in a lemon outfit and she goes fish it out. Boy, go Bob for it, kid. And John stays behind and he tells Gina that was rooted in appropriate, Gina.

She's like, oh, thank you. Your wife has been attacking me for weeks. You kidding me. You're the lawyer. And Bronwyn's outside and she's like, and then like one of John's kids is out there who's dressed with like the lemon, the lemon, back to son. He's like, you can have a discussion where you don't yell. I said, oh really? Well, I have tougher discussions in my days. He's like, yeah, but she just wanted to talk to you in person. She goes, oh really? That wasn't rude and appropriate,

but she just did throw in the glasses. Someone's full. I think it's probably time you check on your wife. He's like, well, I am going to go check on her, but that was not okay. That was not okay Which is funny because Brahmin stormed out and no one went after her like literally no one like normally like Well, I guess when Tamra went storming out in Bali wherever they were no one after her either Of course, it's like a million helicopters overhead It's got no clue. What's going on over there? It's me, Kelly Dodd, and the Fox News helicopter.

Oh, your door's down there. It works. I have a lot of sense. I have so much sense. I'm having sex in a helicopter. I'm having sex right now with this helicopter, yeah. Rick, yeah, oh yeah. Rick's such a tiger and big guys.

Rick does everything for me. I said, get a helicopter so we can have sex on it. I didn't got it for me. Is it? I'm having sex in a helicopter. I'm having sex right now with this helicopter, yeah. Rick, yeah, oh yeah. Rick's such a tiger and big guys. Rick does everything for me. I said, get a helicopter so we can have sex on it. Yeah Rictus everything for me. I said get a helicopter so we can have sex on it. I didn't got it for me. It's a dog

So Saun tells Liz he's like yeah, she really wasn't ready to just like bloat bloat that out to everybody like that And this is like well, what's a good thing she did cuz now we can support her Well, what's the good thing she did? Cause now we can support her. Mm-hmm. Well, what's funny is that, yeah, I'm sure there'll be a lot of support. And by the way, what she said to Sean right before that was, well, she doesn't really have a problem. Galshi, he's like, yeah, oh, well, we can support her, huh? I'm like, that was a really supportive question. Just asking the first place.

Not really, I'm probably not really an alcoholic. And Kelly's like, that wasn't cool. I don't think it's okay to throw glasses in so much pool when there's children around. Oh my God. Thanks for making that stance, Kelly. She's really obsessed with that glass. The entire episode, she's like,

somebody got that glass out, she do glass, there's a glass in the pool. It's like only because of the children. Like normally it's fine, just throw a glass in the pool if you're pissed, but when there's children, so- So being a children, this is very much like desperate housewives, because on desperate housewives, the kids all get up to like funny business

and it affects the parents, and all their storylines come together. So we have Stella going up to Joe, the son, and she's like, dude, what did you just like, what did she just like tell you, what did she call you? And he's like, um, dude. What did you just like? What did she just like tell you what she call you and he's like a Bronwyn called me lemonade boy and asked me to go get our husband She's like, oh really don't let someone talk to you like that There you let someone talk to you and call you lemonade boy. I like that. They're all so offended that he got called lemonade boy

I have serving lemon stuff at a lemon party, okay? You're a boy serving lemonade. There are bigger victims in the world, guys, okay? So Emily's like, well, I'm just glad that I'm the one crying and throwing things for once. I mean, I'm just happy to pause that torch. It's like good, because you're starting all of these fights, okay, ma'am. Yeah, Emily's like really stirring the pop this year, and I applaud it

She's like, oh yeah, people need to lay off Sean because he's never done anything like that And you just see him standing in the corner of the party like with the plate like It's like I don't think Shane's done anything actually Yeah, I love that she's like yeah, if I don't that she would totally be saying she did it So I love that. She's like, yeah, if I done that she would totally be saying she did it. She did it. So, uh, Shannon's like, guys, she's 30, pays silver and Kelly goes, yeah, hey, I'm three days silver. That's a glass of water. And, uh, Shannon's like, and I have been helping her and that it's a what hurt when she said. And then I was like, yeah, okay, you can stop stop Shannon, okay It put me in an awkward space too because like she didn't want me to say anything and I'm like, oh my multiple to say anything

Let me just warn everybody all the people who so far this season been like I refuse to watch Orange County These women are terrible. This is the most offensive shit. This is when it begins, okay? Yeah, the first couple episodes were like what's so bad about it? You know nothing? This just in case anybody needs a content warning going forward. This is when the shit starts, okay? This is when they're terrible about somebody's alcoholism Yeah, and looks like they continue to get worse about it and Kelly does like what Corona who cares? Who's mask? Idiots It's starting this episode. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird.

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It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. It's weird. crazy right now in her face and saying, you wasted, you're not less you wasted. I think she's allowed to cry a little bit, regardless of where you are in this thing. Because all, listen, everyone on this cast cries at all times. So, that's, you know. Yeah, truly.

So, Bronwyn is running, you know, Bron, on the other hand, Bronwyn is in the drama. Like, she's so dramatic. She's like running down the street now and she's chasing her going Broadway, Broadway, I didn't know what to tell everybody like that. He's like but you let them steamroll the conversation from when you just needed a polar sign to talk to her that's all you have to do. But they lie to each other, they lie to each other all the time.

It is like a scene from passions or something. Like, she knows it. Why would I go back there? She's like, I'm not dramatic, but why would I go back there into that den of horrible fucked up women? But I'm not dramatic. Yeah, you go back there because it's your J-O-B. That's why you go back there, okay?

You think any of us want to go back to that den of horrible fucking people? Look at us. We show up here with each other every day. Every single day He's like brown wind come on just go back and have like one conversation It's sort of funny because he's kind of blaming her But he's like go back. Come on. It's your paycheck has a conversation coach somebody before a game

You know, it's like okay We're gonna go over there and you're just gonna say can I talk talk to you in private? And then you're gonna have this nice corner. And it's like, you're just singing them on the field. Like, no, don't do that, I said no. So now we have Gina doing her angle and she's saying, you know what, I didn't need a man in my face trying to school me out, okay? I just didn't, I don't like that. I literally just went through the warmth,

experience of my life. And I'm so beyond disgusted that a man's response to his wife acting like a pig at a party, which is getting to my face instead of going to go check on his wife. So I'm like, okay, I have a few interesting thoughts. I'm not interesting. I'm not saying it's-

Oh, beware of labeling things interesting before they come out. No, this is not interesting. These are very- If we play an interesting thing, it's not to label anything interesting, it's about to come out of our maps. No, there's nothing interesting. No, I, I mean, I actually agree that Sean,

I think his first instinct should have been just to go after his wife. I think she was like running out of the house. I mean, you know, you know, he was standing up first wife, so I understand the virtue of that. Now, I also understand that Gina was actually, she did go through a horrific situation with Matt and she probably is very easily triggered by a male,

like, just like speaking, like raising his voice. I didn't actually think that he seemed like he was like really yelling, but I understand that probably, anything that probably is close to that or as aggressive, she's probably triggered by. So I get that too. But this isn't a butt to that. I think that's like its own thing, period.

And then the other thing though is that like, she has been going around telling people that he's been like basically trying to like hit on her and like recruit her for like a threesome. And she's been talking a trying to like hit on her and like recruit her for like a threesome. And she's been talking a lot of smack about him and I'm not saying that that means that he's allowed to yell but it's kind of funny that she's like, wow, like why would he shouldn't be talking to me? He shouldn't be talking to me.

I'm like, well, you also have been saying such terrible things about him too. And I'm trying to say this in a way that's like not linked to the other thing because I think that she's totally allowed to have that feeling like he shouldn't be yelling at me, because he shouldn't yell at her. But it's also like, you know,

you also have been talking shit about him too, like, you know, like, I think he's allowed to interface with you. Well, I think if he came over and was like, hey, listen, you know, I hear that you're suggesting that I was trying to hit on you in those texts. I mean, what's up with that? That would have been one thing, but this is him just kind of staying behind

and doing residual yelling. Not yelling I don't want to be over dramatic, but for Bronwyn, but She proceeded as yelling which I think it much makes sense because again She went through something really terrible. I don't think that it didn't seem like he was really seem like he was being like Hey, now that wasn't right, but you know what like we weren't on the receiving end of it. I Don't know. I feel like I'm being getting trouble now. No, I mean, no. You never have that, everyone.

I don't have that. No, I see what you're saying. Like she's saying that made me uncomfortable. Like we're not allowed to say, oh no one should say like that didn't make you uncomfortable or whatever, like I get that, but you are right. She was coming after him.

You know what it was for him to be there being like, you know what I mean? I think the thing that triggered this in me was because I forgot to mention this. She goes, I did nothing to them and that's what it is? For him to be there being like, you know what I know. I think the thing that triggered this in me was because I forgot to mention this. She goes, I did nothing to them. And that's what it was. That she goes, I did nothing to them. It's like, well, actually, you went to Tamra on, on Tamra, and we're like, oh, look, he sent me this text.

And like, you talked to everyone, right? And so like, I think the thing with Gina that is sort of vexing me a little bit is that she is very upset about like Bronwyn saying all this stuff about her house when she also has been like going to all these other people talking about Bronwyn's husband. And so it's like there's a hypocrisy there to me that that frustrates me. Yeah, they just both don't like each other and they're making it about all these other little things. They're making out about these side conversations.

When the fact is you guys just hate each other's guts. And I like that Bronwyn's like, because I just don't like her. That's why I said it. Yeah. I like that too. Like I was mad at her. That's why I said it. So he's like, well, you should support her instead of braille voting.

And so then we go, we see Sophie, um, telling Kelly and Shannon. She's like, yeah, Joe, uh, Joe was going by Bronwyn and Kelly's like, who's Joe? I brought him to the growl. His joke, bro. I mean, it's Dick. Does he have a big dick? Like, there was a big dick daddy from Cincinnati. Rick's Rick Roncer dick.

He's got a big dick too. It's like Jesus. Joe's the guy over there. My, my almost step brother, okay? She said she told Joe Lemonade boy go get Bronwyn and Shannon's like Oh, are you Getting me are you getting me are you

She called them lemonade boy that is You know what lemonade boy that's not even my vocabulary. It's not gonna my vocabulary That's not even my vocabulary. It's not even my vocabulary. Do not disrespect my boy's son. That is rude. That is rude. That is checking off all the rude things Bronwyn Windenberg is doing today. This was just a long look at all these checks on making. A big checklist. So then Bronwyn is now Bronwyn is like sort of lingering outside the house. And she's like asking Sean to get Gina.

So now Sean goes over to Gina and- Bronwyn is like in her own office today. I mean Bronwyn is just like acting like she's the boss in 9-5. Okay, she's like, go get- Could you please go get this person for me? It's like no, go get them your fucking self. She asks people to go get other people for like four times she is exactly she's like probably just go just go walk in there already okay she's being very awkward in this party I'm not gonna I feel like when she's stormed out

she should have just been out and been gone but she's been like lingering on like the edges and at one point she sort of is back in the party and sitting on a couch and crying in the corner I'm like just go home she's having a rough fucking time of it, man. And I don't, you know, I can see why I just, I don't know how safe it is to be filming these shows while you're going through that. It is horrible. I mean, look at all this stuff. Luan had to go through. It was so hard for her to even be around. Like you could just see it in her eyes. Like, it's horrible. I had to, I had to have guests in my green room while I was trying to get ready for my cabaret. It was awful, awful time for me. Yeah, and Brown was probably really doing it more than Luana for West too.

So, like yeah, but geez, like don't go to work. You know, some days it's okay to just not go to work, to call and sick if you're having it that. But yeah, she's having it really bad. So Sean's like, Gina, can we just have a private talk outside or just you and her and say, no, you know what? I'm really uncomfortable. I've been doing my best to stay away from this whole thing. Like, no, you haven't. No, you haven't. You've been starting shit and calling him a creepy pervert all over the place. Yes, exactly. That's what drives me nuts is that she's acting like,

she's just like the victim of this house shaming and it's like happening in a vacuum. I'm like, Gina, you are also being really messy too. And I'm not mad that you're being messy, but I'm mad that you're acting like you're not being messy. Yeah, and Emily's like, look, I think that you y'all in the hurry was a little bit on the line.

He's like, okay, look, all I'm asking is that you guys have a conversation, okay? Like, she just feels uncomfortable coming out here and Kelly's like, she should feel uncomfortable! Glosses! Children's ass! It's glosses! Do you not have many children die every year

from glasses and pools? You know the only thing I want in the pool, I don't want glass, I want ass. I want a Rick's ass and then we can have sex and bang in the pool. Oh yeah. Um, so Liz is like, let's go ponder. So Liz goes out to find her in the front yard. And Kelly is like, dude, look, I don't think you should be getting involved in this. Sean, he's like, I tried not to, but what am I supposed to do? It's like, if you don't back her up, you're in trouble. If you do back her up, you're in trouble.

It's the plate of the real housewives' husband. Like you're called upon to be a defender of your wife on these shows, and then the moment you do, it's like, how dare you? How dare you yell to women? You know? That's why I am not a real housewives of Hollywood. Anyway.

I would just start crying immediately. In any scene that we've ever recapped, I would just be like, I'm sorry. I would actually cry too. I think I would cry. I think I'd be like, no, no, I'd probably flap my hands around. And I'd be like, no, no, no. And then I probably would try to tell a joke

and then someone would say, why are you making jokes right now? And then that's probably when I'd cry. Yeah, and then I'd trip on my way out, you know. I got, I love crying in a situation. Yeah, so outside Liz and Emily and some Rando are talking to Bronwyn. And Gina comes out and Bronwyn was like, I'm calm. I'm calm. Gina. I'm calm. I'm just I'm just you know what? I'm not that person who throws things

Could everyone leave the office. I just want to have a one-on-one meeting right now. Okay, can everyone just leave the office? I need the room cleared. I need the room cleared guys Could someone intern can you take this file down to accounting? Thank you I mean you can stay you can stay Gina so Gina stays and she's like I'm sorry and she's like oh I raised my voice to it All right, I'm Liz leaving because you took an arm wrestle that's what they should do That's why used to do high arm wrestle alligators The Ozarks. So she was like, look, just so you know, I don't like to see this, alright? I'm not like taking pleasure out of this.

And Brownins like, it's just, you know, I haven't had a drink in 30 days and I'm going to AA and I just, I have to admit that I can't control this. I feel like I'm, I feel like my brain is bouncing off the walls. So naturally, when I think of your very small house, I imagine how much pain that would be for me as I bounce from wall to wall to wall. Because they're also close together because it's so small. Oh, your house is missing.

Missing is padding basically at this point. OK. And she's like, and it really hurt me that I hear that you're spreading this story about my husband texting you and you're not telling everybody the back story. Like what you didn't tell them, like he'd gotten you an Uber home. That's why he was texting you. But I did say that he'd got me an Uber. She's like no, he got you an Uber and that's why he was checking on you and you're making it sound what made me uncomfortable was the tech said that Bron went to sleep winky face but I got into the I got into the kind of winky face

oil face shrug shrug hashtag blessed hands. Yeah, yeah I mean like I think I think Bronman does have a point which is that, I think Gina should give the full context. I don't know, I still don't know if that's a flirty text or not, it's hard to tell, but, and I think that Gina's allowed to feel uncomfortable by it, but again, she is like, for as angry that Gina is, that Brawman's told everyone about the house

but hasn't come to Gina, the fact that Gina's doing this whole thing, which is actually someone's reputation, ugh, that sounds terrible, because it's like, listen, if someone does something wrong, who cares about their fucking reputation? But I'm just saying that like, I just feel like,

I do, but her next line is, her next line makes me kind of roll my eyes with her, because she's like, look, I personally believe like it's inappropriate, because they do have a loose, goosey, free love kind of relationship, and that's just not my jam. Okay, but that's also like, you know, I'm a gay guy.

So if I'm in a room full of a bunch of people who aren't gay and I'm talking to a guy, a straight guy, then it's like, oh my God, Ronnie, Ronnie hitting on that guy, because he's gay, so he bites guys, so he's probably hitting on, you know, so it's like there can be different ways to get overly sensitive about stuff too.

It can, it, there's like a lot of overlapping things here and I just, yeah, I just, I feel like Gina is not really being open to different things. I don't know, it's weird. It's such a great area. She's been like pure, demandical. Like, oh, they're, they're in an open relationship, so who's probably hitting on me?

And that makes me a comfortable period, you know? Well, don't forget that was also Tamer who said, Dan, like, you're gonna be there next third. So don't forget that Tamer. Let's just, can just you know what let's let's just hammer him still sucks everybody Sometimes she doesn't even have to be here. I know sometimes when I talk myself into a corner And then I feel like I'm just saying the wrong and the worst hammer and just like upsetting everyone I just have to remember you know what it's not genus fault. It's not brawman's fault. It's not Sean's fault It's Tamer's fault. Okay's not our... We're all on the same page again, guys.

Even now. So Bronwyn's like, well, if you were uncomfortable, why don't you just bring it up to me instead of Emily and Tamera? And she's like, because I've brought it up to my best friend, you've never gotten a text message, it was like, that was going to be weird. And Bronwyn's like, no. Never?

No, I guess I just don't get weird texts. She's like, what's the line, what do I do from your high spings? That's disgusting. By the way, Bron, when you do get texts, you don't tell me you haven't gotten a text that you haven't been like, check out this text. Every single person in the history of text messaging has received some sort of text

where you showed her friend I've been like, look at this text, I mean, come on now. Yeah. And so she's like, look, you know what, if someone being kind and nice to you makes you disgusted, then that's your problem. I'm just like, you know what, we're done here. Like I'm real proud just so bad,

but this conversation's pointless. I don't think it has been creepy. You know what, I don't even think about you in general. Yeah, you know what, I have compassion now, but I'm really pissed, okay? Which is gonna be the her new sign. Compassion but pissed. Yeah. So Gina goes back out to everybody else

and she's like, what you want to see here out of my matches, I'm wrong and I'm not gonna do it, right? I need a cocktail. So they all like line up to Kila shots to do together, which it's a party. Have fun with your tequila, but Jesus you guys Yeah, and bruh, I'm just standing right there and they're like

Do all these tequila shots. I love it. It's like sense of the girl. I know we're gonna lift her up now that it's out there We're gonna lift her up just the way I'm gonna lift up this shot glass and drop it into my mouth We're gonna lift her up just the way that we're all lifting each other up cuz we're wasting So Emily's hang like hugging Shannon. She's like we're gonna be friends. No Celebrity beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasive, and I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us?

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music or wonder ya. happens commercial So Bronwyn's like oh Kelly I'm sorry. I was left without a secretary a moment may I speak with you now for a moment in my office and Kelly's like oh So she sits down with her on the couch and Kelly goes what is your problem Kelly I hit bottom and I'm 30 days sober and you know I want to I want to drink so bad. It hurts. I'm just I'm struggling with all these little things. I just I just want to drink so badly. And Kelly's just looking at her like oh she goes here you want some tequila?

She just looks at her for a really long time like what do you want from me? Like yeah so she's like you want tequila? Why are you such a quitter and Bronwyn starts that they both laugh and Kelly's like you know what I believe that laughter is like the best medicine for people and being at a party where people are drinking like I have compassion for her cheers to that cheers to compassion everyone keeps saying that they have compassion like this is like this like I have compassion I have compassion I think that people think that they just that they have compassion. Like this is like, I have compassion, I have compassion. I think that people think that they just say they have compassion, that lets them off the hook. So the braw ones saying she's like, well, Kelly, because that braw ones in a

very, when braw ones in a very serious place, she, um, she emphasizes her syllables by, by like, tilting her head forward. She's just, it's a little bit of like a poke with her forehead. She goes, by like, tilting her head forward. She just, just, just, a little bit of like a poke with her forehead. She goes like, I've been hiding bottles, tequila in the closet for months. And it just cussed to Kelly. And she's like, hmm, she's like,

she's like giving a very like concern phase been turned on. She's like, she's crazy. She's like, it's a killer. The closet, it's not. It's crazy. We're seeing why would she hide tequila from somebody? That's the mean.

And she's like, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. So you can't just have a drink and like have a little you have to get hammered That's what you're saying. She's like yeah, I'm hiding bottles and She goes I hide them because I didn't want Sean to know and Kelly's like wow does he not know your drunk I mean you can see it you can smell it and She's like well he doesn't want to know sometimes I think she's oh, so you're saying he's an enabler and Brom was like yes, I think so Yeah, so Then then he's got to Emily telling Shannon. She's like I just want to like I just want to get along

It's just easier not to fight it's easier to be like how is your day? New hip new hip new hip is talking And Shannon Shannon's trying to be in on this, but she's totally not. And she's like, oh, yes, that would be really nice, Maryam. I would love that if we could know more about each other. Sylvia, okay, I'm going to go over here. It's not as good as your name's class, right? So then Kelly walks up to Sheen and Sean who are talking What's up little dorks?

Come on, what's up little dorks? Huh? Hey, Sean, did she had to really say that? Did he really say that? He's like, yeah, she did. I mean, I was right there in the kitchen. She absolutely said it. I mean, I was there. I was there. I was hurt. She's like, yeah, okay. Hey, I got banged last night.

Ooh. And then Shane comes over and listen like, here he comes. I think that's what are you talking about? Women. That's a good one. I'm gonna put it into my cap ratio from 20 years ago. And they're like, Bronwyn. We're talking about Bronwyn. And then Kelly comes back over and she's,

I just talked to Sean, he said that you did say that, you did say it! Okay, I am so slipping over it. Okay, I'm flipping over it. Okay, you know what, I want to support Bronwyn. And this is supposed to be an amazing day. And all Bronwyn Burke is doing is raining down on my day. And we all know what happens when you rain On salmon that's filled with cream cheese

It's a it's a mess. It's mess. It's a messy messy party. Okay, and it's make me not so happy Then brown one and Sean leave and you know, they just have to walk home So they're walking home and sounds like you knew this was gonna be hard, babe. It's like, I did not know it would be that bad. I mean, I thought it was gonna be stronger. And I thought that she knew it would take some responsibility. I don't know why. And he's like, well, I think what we learned today

is she doesn't take responsibility. And she's like, yeah. And then Kelly was kind of railing on me on the couch. I mean, she was being honest, but not very kind. But I'll take it. I'll take it. I'll take it. So now then they get home. And so now Bronwyn starts telling their daughter Rowan what happened. And Rowan's like, oh yeah, so it was probably like a lot because you don't, because now you're feeling everything. You don't have, you don't have that numbing aspect of booze anymore, right? And Bronwyn's like, I threw, I threw a glass in the pool. And the road was like, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, p last year after the fashion show or whatever. Yeah, the fashion show.

Oh, good times. So then we go back to the party and John's on the mic or addressing the crowd. He's like, I just want to introduce the CEO of Real For Real Quasine. Oh, Shannon Storms. No, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, me, me, no, what, John, no. 30 to 40 happy thoughts, oh god, here's my shadow, my door, killed, my appreciation for John. Everyone gets cauliflower rice, everyone, every single one of you.

So back, last portions, last portions on that. Okay. So back at Bromwin's house, she's like, you know, back last portions, last portions on that. Okay. So back at Bromwood's house, she's like, you know, being in a part, she's now in the treadmill. She's like being in a party where everyone was drinking that really fucking suck. I don't wanna show my face again. I'm embarrassed by my behavior.

I'm mortified. I mean, like, when am I gonna suffer? He's so crazy all the time. And my time is all I have. I'll end my treadmill. I've literally been running away for my problems. There's some meeting today. We need a babysitter. We're going to the meeting. So I was standing there like he's like I just want to watch television.

Yeah, he's like well, I guess I'll keep my white jeans on. So um, she's back at Shannon's house. Who are they talking about? Oh, they're just giving a tour now. Yeah, and Shannon tells house, who are they talking about? Oh, they're just giving a tornado. Yeah, and Shannon tells Liz, oh my God, look at your body! And Kelly goes, yeah, back when I knew where she was fat as fuck! I didn't hear Kelly say that. She was fat as fuck! And then they showed like a chubby or picture of Liz,

and she's like, well apparently I was fat fat before so I hope you guys enjoy the skinny moment So then yeah, they're just looking around the house and everything and then they come into the the gym that has that giant portrait of Shannon She's now I'm not a nurse sister anything, but I had to do it. I had to do it. It's a part of me. Oh But I had to do it. I had to do it. It's a part of me. Oh God. It was like I'm no therapist. I know everyone deserves a little bit of self love. I guess that's good. But if someone gave me a big photo of myself, I'd say thank you and put him like a wash. So then Sean and Bronwyn are driving to the meeting and just talking over alcoholism somewhere and then Kelly is talking to Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati and he's like, I like your dress,

what are you doing tonight? So I go, I like your pops. What is that your girlfriend, Diane, your lady friend? Hey Diane, can he still get it up? I want to know, is he binging you like a screen door and a hurricane? Uh, can you have a... Ha! No! Oh god, too much! You like a screen door to hurricane? Chans like, huh? No, I'll have too much. Did you notice that Shannon's dad has the same voice as Mr.

Furley? That was a really nice revelation for me. If you could, if he shows up again, listen to it. He has Mr. Furley voice. So he's like, I think I'll show up a lot more now that we've seen him. They're going to be like, a big dick daddy from Cincinnati on here.

That's true. So he's like, well, the lights are, the lights are still on. And she's like, oh, well, acquiring minds want to know because, you know, I need to know if I should have said that sex life because let's be honest. Rick is 60 years old, so I want to make sure all the parts are moving by that age. So then Bronwyn and Sean are still in the car talking and she's like, I don't think I can be around Gina. I just don't think I can. And he's like, while she's putting up walls, you know, she really has trouble being vulnerable. That's the problem. It's like, okay, you're over analyzing this. So then over with Shane, everybody's basically the party's breaking up and

Sophie or one of the kids finally gets the glass out of the pool and everybody cheers them and now we go to Kellyan Rick's house Rick's in town everybody Yeah, it's the next day and Rick is there news in his super cool young sleeveless shirts. He's cool and hip so he just like walking around and he had to wake up at 3.30 in the morning to do a to be on Fox News and stuff. And at one point the camera just like does a close-up of a photo of Kelly on Rick. And of course in the photo he's like, oh yeah. Hmm. I don't know. It's sexy face. He's like, yeah, I was outside,

and the neighbor whamed at me and said, you still on Fox. She's like, whoa, my God, was the horn waking you up? I mean, I woke up with you. And she tells us how he's on Fox. And she said, you got two stories that were killed. Who the heck now? He's trying to get transferred to the LA Bureau

to obviously be here. And so, I Kelly is like, yeah, we have an addiction. We just have an addiction for each other. Oh! And then we see him, he grabs her face and he grabs it, grabs it really aggressively. It's like, anything kissing her, like, it just breaks. I It's like anything kissing her, like, like, I just hate face grabs.

I was like, oh, me. Face grabs it just as much. Too much. Yeah, it's crazy. So he promises to come back every weekend and then we find out why Kelly really likes him. Besides the fact that he's on TV and probably has so many stacked up somewhere. But she's like like Rick is awesome I asked him to do things and he actually does it

I mean it's amazing We just see a montage of Kelly walking around the house bossing him around and making him do everything in the house It's not what I expected at all and I have to say I did enjoy that He just like he's like yeah, I put it in shelves, picking up some garbage, I organized some shirts. He's actually like a very productive gentleman. She's like, oh my god, even working as I organized my closet and got me shelves. I mean, he's a yes man.

Okay, you say jump and he says, how high? And I say, on to me, jumping this, yeah. We're doing it all the time. So then we go to Gina at home and she's calling her mom and she's talking about Matt and how they have a family court day with a mediator to agree to terms and the mom is like well you know Gina it had to have been very heartful to him that you moved on and found Travis you know mean, every man is jealous of Travis. Travis is a guy who gets impressed by red doors, you know. Was he impressed by a red door? Oh, I guess the orange

door at Shannon's house. Remember when they walked in and they're like, the doors are orange. He's like, whoa, he's like, red, yeah, that's red. So, Gina's just happy because he has, Matt has this new girlfriend and she's actually really nice and she's nice to the kids and Plus her kid goes to the same school so she can run the kids back and forth now. Yeah, so Gina goes. Yeah, I mean like I don't know about I don't know what's going on with her like she meets his guy. He she finds that he cheated on this wife in this criminal charge. It doesn't sound like a great catch, but you do you, alright? Yeah, exactly. She also likes this girl because she keeps, because basically Brit keeps Matt out of Gina's hair.

So, there's that too. So yeah, she's like, you know what, it's weird, but it's working. It's weird, but it's working. You know what I'm just gotta say? Okay, let me call you back, my mom, I got a call. And she's like, what? I'm getting bumped from Matt. Mm-hmm.

So then Matt is on the phone, and he's talking about how you got the kids lined up for football, blah, blah, blah. And she tells them that he can come to the kids' birthday if he wants to and bring Brit. And that's all it's friends, and ring. And she thinks for sure Sherman kids were impacted after the divorce, but now everyone's thriving. It's a typical genocene.

It's like a lot of feelings on a phone. Yeah, nothing really interesting really happens. Yeah, Gina's my co-star on the show always. A phone. Although was this the first time we had heard Matt's voice? I think so. Yeah. May have been because he was very breathy. He was like, well, I got the kid signed up for football.

So there's that. Oh my okay, a Darth Vader relax. So then let's go shopping with people. Liz and Kelly are shopping together. And they're walking down the street and Liz is like, you know, my gym's here, my gym's right by here. Her job right here, truckers just walk here from the gym. Yeah, and when I say my gym, his name is Jim.

I was in a gym, the floor, I don't know what I'm saying, so I'll just stop talking right now. So it's like, you know what, I'm trying to get better at shopping till my divorce is over. Cause you know, this is more stressed than I've ever been and because it isn't enough money or not. Well I can't mention numbers anymore. So that's done. No numbers. I will say that I did give up several years of what could have been a very lucrative cabaret gig. So yes it is worth it. I have to say how many years from I've made to and cabaret in that dinner theater times Tim

Trust me. It's worth a cent or two Listen, I had an opportunity to be a surely be clean and personator on a very popular cruise line not turn that down So yes, this is worth it So Gina is doing laundry and Emily comes over to her place and Gina's like, oh god I hope I set low expectations because it's a disease. Stain. Yeah. Yeah.

So, um, yeah, Emily comes over and she's saying how she actually enjoyed her time with Shannon at the party. Um, and she says it's because Shannon's actually happy, which means, which is why Shannon's now fun again. And the big news is that Shannon Bador put Emily on a group text So that's a very big deal. I mean sure she named me Diana, but I'm assuming that was towards me So that was nice inviting me to Mastros Picture flying. I feel like I should go to bed or a trophy or something

I mean I did see her phone at the party and saw that I was listed as potential spam but you know at least I'm listed. Yeah she put my name in this potato but I got my mafros in mind so. So they get in the car and Gina's like you know what it's like hard because like if I don't get the dishes put away right now it's gonna be like three times as many when I get back because it's gonna be It's like, oh, I'm just gonna keep going in on Bronwyn as artists. Yeah. So, like, I mean, you know, I'm just gonna keep going in on Bronwyn as artists. I mean, I'm just gonna keep going in on Bronwyn as artists. I mean, I'm just gonna keep going in on Bronwyn as artists. I mean, I'm just gonna keep going in on Bronwyn as artists.

I mean, I'm just gonna keep going in on Bronwyn as artists. I mean, I'm just gonna keep going in on Bronwyn as artist Yeah, she's like, yeah, I mean It's hard for you. You don't have to Nannies I know I know Emily's like I already said that I have compassion so I'm okay I can talk shit about it Even Gina even Gina's like well, I don't want to shit on it just because she's got Nannie

She's yeah, but I mean when I had that conversation with her, she said she had two nannies because she wasn't able to take care of her kids. I mean, she was drunk. That's why. Yeah. They're not really nannies. They're your alcohol support team. Like, wow, Emma, that's cool. So then Gina's like, well, you know what? Alcoholism's in my family too.

My dad's been sober for like nine years and and you know, like blah, blah, blah. She's so much like about her dad and like how it affects her is growing up or whatever. And she says, you know what, Bronwyn? It doesn't sound like there's any one thing that's driving this problem with her. It's just a problem. I'm like, have you met Dr. Debb? Have you seen any of last season? Yeah, these people are really, really out of tune. I think there is something that's driving this. Yeah, and when she says, yeah, well, I know about this, because my dad's an alcoholic, Emily's like,

Really? Really? Gross. Yeah, that's how they're acting, fucking weirdos. So back with Kelly and Elizabeth, they both try on the Sam Dras, but just crazy. But first, they start talking about how Gina, Liz is like explain the fight to me, because explain what wrong. Gina was yelling at

Bronwyn for being an alcoholic, and Kelly's like, yes, she goes, well what the fuck, alright? I mean alcohol drug abuse run rampant in my family. So if Bronwyn is willing to have an honest conversation with me regarding sobriety, I'm 100% ready to listen to her, alright? So once you go to rehab, I'll go to AA with her. We can sit on top of a piano, have a martini and sing something for me. You know what? I'm gonna name her Papa, and I'm gonna talk to her. That way she can say, Papa, can you hear me? You know what, I'm gonna name her Papa, and I'm gonna talk to her.

That way she can say, Papa, can you hear me? You know what I'm saying? So then back with Gina, Gina's telling her, Oh, I forgot to tell you in the house, and then that club ride, and this entire scene,

I got a text from Bronwyn. And we see the text, and it's basically Bronwyn saying, Hey, are you free this Saturday? You wanna go to a meeting with me and grab coffee after? OK. Yeah. I feel for you.

And no, I don't fucking want to do that. Yeah, don't drag her into a meeting. No. That's her way of being like, you can't be mad at me, because you're going to see my pain right now. Yeah, like you can't yell at me in a meeting. My ass, I can't yell at you in a meeting. So then Gina's like, you know what? All she knows how to do right now is process things.

All she's always ever known is how to process things when she's been wasted. And for the first time, she has to do it when she's sober. Says the only reason why she gets a hall pass. And because she gets a hall pass, I went to home goods and I found a restaurant that says, hall pass. She could put in her wallet, that's where it goes. But she texted her and it was nice. She goes, hey, I'd be happy to go with you. I'm not proud of my behavior either and I think it would definitely be good to talk.

Thumbs up emoji. It's like, in case there's any hint that I'm flirting with you, you're just getting a thumbs up emoji. No wink against me, mate. No wink, pure thumbs up. And also, afterwards we can have an eggplant salad. So here's an eggplant emoji No, you almost got away with it Brahman you almost

Don't do the eggplant. Oh So then with Kelly and Liz Elizabeth Kelly's like well, I think it was Ruth. It's wrong Sawn through Bronwyn under the bus like that. Oh no, Shannon Bronwyn under the bus like that. Oh no, Shannon. Bronwyn under the bus like that. Bronwyn through Shannon under the bus. I think it was rude. The Bronwyn through Shannon under the bus like this. Yes.

Edit that out, guys. Lian, so then Kelly's like, I'm certain that Shannon probably said something. And they agree that they're both like, listen,, like, listen, Gina's a survivor, okay. She went through lots of that's all that she found herself a house, you know what I'm saying? Listen, I think that Brahmin doesn't know anything about being poor, all right. I lived in my car when I was younger and I had to go through all this crap and I survived. I mean, when I see Gina survive, I'm like, yeah, you're a survivor girl, you're a survivor.

I mean, did you take baths and tires'm like, yeah, you're a survivor girl, you're a survivor. I mean, did you take baths and tires? No, but you're still a survivor. It's like, yeah, we lived in trailers, abandoned hotels. We'd get meat from Walmart and from the trash canes out there. Now, it wasn't rotten, but it was expired. I was like, did you just watch Tiger King? Tiger King. It all worked on a tiger zoo, and I would go there.

My mom lost her arm, which is trauma. The big kitty cat okay but we had a great time a great time. Yeah yeah she has come a long way from that Jesus Christ but it was great we're all laughing but it was crazy that it was kind of the plot from Tiger King. I did I like that they were and then and then Kellyanne and Elizabeth go into the dressing room to try on dresses. And then we just see the shop girl just standing there so bored checking her watch like, oh, one of these stupid women you get out of the store, I say go back on to social media. Oh, you guys look great, you guys look great.

Oh my god, you're in the same thing. And Elizabeth's like, there's a resistance blow, Paris original, I'm wearing tonight. Anyone who knows musicals got that, am I? You're welcome. Little how to succeed in business to that reala try. It's copyright, blend the copyright baby. How to succeed on the real house while it's without even trying?

We all know how to do that. So then, it's a scene in how to succeed in business where the women like go to get a good dress for the party and all the women end up getting the same dress. Mm. I love a musical, guys. Or if anyone's seen the climax of big business, there's also a similar experience.

Yeah. So, so Bronwyn and Hazel, Bronwyn's at home with Hazel, her toddler, and she's sitting there and she's talking to Sean who is sitting on a bar stool and it's just like Sean's crotch. It's just like a big old bold, like big, big Sean crotch right in our faces. And they're talking about how Bronwyn's saying how she really,

despite everything that happened, she really wants Shannon to still be there at the Valoranule. Oh dear, Broadway. Oh, bad sign. That's an omen, bad sign. And then I left my husband. Map.

I mean, that was quick too, it's like we're having a Valoranule and then like immediately after, where restructuring what marriage is to us? I know. The televised valverdule, always bad news. But also what I loved in this is Hazel, her kid, her little baby, is like, I'm a poopoo and gotta M&M.

That's how we trained our niece, and she's still good. I mean, granted she's probably 13 and still expects an M&M every time she poops. But guess what? She poops in the toilet. People could really have their way with me if they just offered me M&Ms. time she poops. But guess what? She poops in the toilet. Okay. People could really have their way with me if they just offered me M&Ms. I'm telling you that right now.

I'm very plant. So yeah, she, it sounds like, you know, all you really need to do is call her and we had a great relationship. I just don't get it. And Brian was like, yeah, you know, I'm going to say, it's not friendship, it's not family, it's not love. I'm in the caller I'm just gonna call her So she calls Shannon and she's like classic Shannon Bador answering a phone scene classic hello Shannon

Hi It's just like one Mississippi two Mississippi three Mississippi for Mississippi Three Mississippi, four Mississippi. Hi. Was that a tie? Was that a tie? So I was just talking about my Valoranol and everything that happened at your party and I really, really, really, really, really hate how I was acting and how it ended. I'm so embarrassed about my behavior, like mortified.

I mean, I want to move forward, but since that might take a while, in the meantime, I really want you to come to my Valoranol. I mean, I have to say, Bronwyn, I would never say that Gina's place is sad. I don't understand, because you let me into something that was seriously going on with you. And I felt privileged to know that because I am a good friend, and I am a good friend to Gina too. And I'm actually a good friend to Tamra and to Vicki and to really everyone here, and this was filming me, everyone who is part of the Verizon family, we are all good friends and I am the best of those friends and honestly I don't understand why you would

say a horrible thing, I don't, I don't, I don't! And she goes, um, you know, I just wanted to hurt Gina, okay? I mean I heard, I just wanted to hurt her. Yeah, she's like, you know what, I only have what I heard. And I heard it, Shannon. So that's what I heard. She's, well, they didn't hear it correctly, Bronwyn, because I didn't say it. You might imagine your mind.

I'm stacking semi-large Legos one on top of the other as I answered this. I did not say that, Bronwyn. I am pushing against a very soft wall with each one of my hands like a cat, one after the other. That's what I'm doing, Bronwyn. I am pushing against a very soft wall with each one of my hands like a cat, one after the other. That's what I'm doing, Bronwyn. Poms forward, hands on soft mattress.

That is how I am talking to you and I win Gel Lipers and now the win Gel Lipers. And then Bronwyn was just like, well, I can't say you didn't say it when I heard you say it, but if you want to move forward, then we have to find the middle ground. No. Like, you see, there's like such a middle,

there's such a thing here between like, you're going through something real, right? Here's someone who's going through something really painful and really real and sharing it publicly. But you're also being a total asshole because even if Shannon did say that, who cares? You threw, Shannon, you literally had a whole scene where like you confided in Shannon and talked about how wonderful she was.

You did throw her under the bus. Yeah, totally. This is the point where you say, you know what? Like, either you don't remember or I misheard something and the truth is that it's probably not worth fighting over it. What's probably just a misunderstanding at the end of the day. So I'm sorry that I threw you under the bus because I shouldn't done that. And then who the fuck cares about this, let's move on. That's kind of like what this scene merited.

Yeah. Or this moment merited. If you care about a friend that much, yeah. I really don't like when someone's like, oh, now, guess what, I'm honest all the time now. I'm going to tell you secret and your secret and your secrets. And your secrets is like, okay, wait a second, okay, I didn't agree to this path. You don't get to start my- They're not reacting lie or lie or okay.

Like, you can, it's okay, like you can just like, you can sweep this one under the rug a little bit. You can just sort of like, modify the situation because no, she's like, if it were the old me, I would have been like, I would have been like, sure, sure, sure, but now it's the new me, it's like, okay. All right. Yeah, but there's still you you know And that's like a thing like Whatever you're going through it's still you like it's not like a complete pass for everything that happened in the past Right like I went to a meeting so now everything I've ever done is erased because I admitted it and I talked about it

It's like you can still be an asshole and you were being an asshole just say I'm sorry It wasn't my right to do that and bring you into a fight just because I was mad at somebody for petty reasons Sorry, yeah, even though you did say it, you know But nope she's gonna stick to it. So she's like, you know what? I look Shannon. I very much appreciate it and you are the one who got me into my first AA meeting Which makes this even shinier and she's like and I'm grateful and you know as part of the reason you taking me to that AA meeting, as part of the reason that I have to own my truth now

because that's the only thing I have and it's the only thing keeping me sober is telling Gina that you were shittier about our house. Why? The only thing, the only thing that's given me from hitting the drink again is being really sure about the fact that you thought the house was sad or depressing. The only thing that's given me from hitting the... hitting the drink again is being really sure about the fact that you thought the house was sad or depressing. Yeah.

Not sad, and, but sad, or. And so, Shannon's like, well, if it is gonna continue, and if you are gonna continue with Sean on your crusade, she's like, you know what, Shannon, I'm happy to never ever mention it again, okay? And if you don't want to be there, then that's fine. She goes, no, it's not if you don't want to be there then that's fine She goes no it's not that I don't want to be there. You invited my boyfriend or children a salmon with some cream cheese in it Yes, it will be in Tupperware and by the way

You called the lemonade boy the waiter which I'm sure she had to phrase it differently But she brings up her big offense and we see the of, hey lemonade boy, could you get my husband? Yeah, it's just like, even though, even though, even that you knew he was going to be serving, you knew as I told you five million times, and yet you called him lemonade boy, ha, it's terrible, it's terrible. So, so then, Braum was like, you know what,

I didn't know that was John's kid, I didn't mean it in a sparragic way, I mean, he had a shirt on with lemons. You know, I mean, I thought since we're all rich ladies, we get to talk mean didn't know that was John's kid. I didn't mean it in a sparrantic way. I mean, he had a shirt on with lemons. You know, I mean, I thought since we're all rich ladies, we get to talk mean to the help, that's all. Well, about our fight, I still care about you. I don't want to be the asshole that's not gonna support you because if I don't support you, then I'm the bad guy.

And I'm the one for calling out the lemonadest instead of being the lemonadest. Like you. So it's not how I am. I'm gonna do my best to move forward. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I appreciate you calling and giving me psoriasis on my neck. Thank you very much. I gotta go. Yes, your apology is accepted and I look forward to discussing how my feet are going to be shredded up from the broken glass jars in my pool.

So then Bronwyn's like, you know what, Sean, I think she's so convinced that she didn't say it. I don't think she thinks she said it. Exactly. Which is why you should just drop this whole thing and be like, you have your truth. I have my truth. And who cares? Yeah.

So let's go to Kelly's house. Kelly's? Oh, sorry. Well, I was about to say just that like now now brawman's fully turning on Shannon Because she's like she's like well Shannon will go to her deathbed to protect whatever image that she wants You'd have of her and now I'm starting to see the bigger picture, which is that everything's perfect Everything's nice step for Shannon step for Shannon So she's now clearly turning on Shannon. This is all going good Lord shit. Yeah, so

Kelly is cleaning up her kitchen throwing things in a trash bag And then she sees that they're still a little tequila left in a bottle so she pours it And she's like looks to see if the camera's looking at her and just pours them to go up. She's like Yeah, suddenly walks right in and she's like oh, I just walked in. I just love myself and you don't understand It's like a revolving door around here. You know what, door sounds like door. It's a revolving door. I mean, I used to live in a beach house, and nobody ever came to visit them.

Now I'm here and now everyone's here all the time. And she tells us it's a little with stereo lane, if you will, which this show is going to reference desperate housewives now in every single episode. So I'm with it. So then she makes Emily a cocktail and then starts drinking the cocktail. And she's like, oh, sorry. I mean, I don't have cooties. I don't have, I don't have, I don't have coronavirus. Cruditile Marvires. Oh! And Emily's like, oh, the corona-dome more virus. And then Kelly tells the thought. I don't understand why people are freaking out. I mean, Corona, we like the H1N1 or like the swine flu.

I mean, it's like things like this happen for time to time. What? And this is where we have to tell ourselves, come, come, become, be centered. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, deep breaths, but six feet away from people with a mask on.

Yes. Kelly, I cannot believe that Kelly hasn't been a person in a Walmart video yet. Or a Costco video screaming that she's not going to wear her mask and people are taking away her rights. And by the way, just to set the record straight, coronavirus is not just like H1N1 or the swine flu. Okay, it is terrible and it is devastating people. So let's just like get that on the record.

Let's like counteract what she said. It reminded people to wear your masks. They're being proven to be very safe and effective and social distance and be smart people. Be smart. Yeah, Kelly, in the more comments you make, the more you're gonna hear about it. The more you will. I saw a video the other day on Twitter of one of the Karen's

About the masks, you know going on about the masks and she was doing one of those car videos You know how influencers well the lady was no influencer But you know how influencers love taking videos in their car. That's the weirdest phenomenon to me Like they're sitting in the front seat and they're doing their selfie video in their car She was making one of those and she's like well I did it I just went into that store and they wore a mask and so I'm just want to tell you guys how that felt I couldn't breathe it was very hard to breathe I started getting dizzy

And she goes on like for five minutes about, while she's wearing a seatbelt, I'm sure. She wasn't driving. That's what's even weirder when they're just sitting in the car. Like, I gotta shoot something. I'll be in the car. All right. It's literally the simplest thing.

It's a mask. Like, why not, why not go that extra length to put on a mask to help out, especially when it is being proven to be helpful. I mean, it's just crazy. It's just crazy time. It is crazy time. It's not government overreach. It is crazy times. Courtney Kardashian got in trouble because she put out something on Instagram the other day that was

talking about those paper masks, like the blue paper ones. And she's like, it has been known to cause cancer or whatever material they use to make those. She's like it causes cancer it causes this and then the internet went fucking crazy and she took it down but I only bring that up because this is kind of like a little time capsule in a way these shows you know and this is what's going on in the world these fights this is I mean we just had an election this week I mean the world is like going crazy while we're sitting here talking about this housewife shit, you know? It's like, real things are happening out there, and so sometimes we have to mention them just to get them in here.

So it can be like, oh my god! Do you remember 2020? It will be, I mean, we're gonna look back at all these episodes and be like, this is crazy or our quarantine. I mean, hopefully, god, god, god, not God, what's the opposite of God for bid? God let it happen. God let it happen. God allow. God allow. God allow. God allow. Yeah. God. Oh, what is that? My, my city used to say that. God willing. God willing. Yeah. God willing. God willing. We'll look back. God will get out of this. We'll get out of this quarantine. But for real, everyone, it's, God will get out of this quarantine. But for real, everyone, it is really important to be safe.

And really, it's easy to be like, these things happen because yes, these things have happened. But it does not negate the fact that people of coronavirus, one of my best friends is currently struggling with coronavirus at the moment. It is a real thing that people do get. And even if you survive, it impacts people. And I just want to say one last thing, which is that Rick Levinthal has on his Twitter,

like a stat that says like, you know, like if you're this age group, you survival rate is 99.9%. And this one is 99.97. No, no, no, no. Guess what? There's like a 328 million people in this country. Do you know what like if you have to do one percent death rate

that's like three million people don't get full by numbers and that's it so box i'm so okay so she's like yeah people are freaking out and so then the conversation with the brown wind and and it's a good to get on the same no but that was crazy. And Emily's like yeah, that was Waka doodle and Kelly goes yeah, I think she's better drunk Right

So it's better drug let's spike her let's bike all her drinks next time Let's push her let's make her fall off the wagon. I also love slapstick. Let's get her off the wagon And god and Emily's like yeah, I said that today too. And she's like, swear to God, oh my God, twinsies. She sucks as a sober person. She goes, I think she over-sadgerates things. And she's like, yeah, for effects. Like at the party, everything she said was over the top.

I mean, she's screaming, she's running away, she's throwing a good class in the pool. A glass in the pool. Glass in the pool. The worst thing, Kelly, by the way, Kelly is more upset about a glass in the pool than she is about people worrying about like, about coronavirus. Yeah, Kelly, glasses in the pool happen, like the H1N1. And happens from time to time, Kelly. So yeah, so then Bromant calls and I was just like, oh, we're just talking about you,

we're talking about how freaky Tiki you are off the sauce. We're crazy. You're a dwarf. What? Oh, she just says it. She just says it. And then she's like, you want to come over? You want to come over?

We need someone boring here. Someone sober and boring here. We're talking shit about you. Come over. Idiot. She's like, we'll be right over. She's like, oh. The last thing. So I was like, we'll be right over. She's like, oh,

wasn't. So I was like, I guess that means the husband's here. So they're always together. Yeah, I remember, he's like, put away the glass glasses. So then, uh, Jolie comes in to get such. She's like, hi, and she gets something out of the fridge. Kelly's like, Jolie got into just her today. Yeah, she got into hard school, but she doesn't want to go to the hard school. She just wanted to know that she could get in. Yeah, she's like, I'm going to easy school.

But idiot. Goes upstairs. So Bronwyn comes over and she's brought a gift over and it's a little, it's a little manusa, manusa. Azusa, well Kelly's like, is that a vibrator? And Sean's like, well, it's in the same shape box. Please don't masturbate with this.

Please don't masturbate with it. She's like, oh, it's a manusa. It's a manusa. It's a manupo. It's a manupo. He's like, Azusa. Mazza, Mazza, Liam. It's a Mazza.

Mazza, Mazza, Mazza. Mazza, Mazza. Azusa. Here, you can say like, hi. I'm, ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. And I forgot that Kelly's going to be Jewish soon. I was like, why don't they bring her that? That's weird. You should never bring people things that they have to hang on their door like in general. Like, put an odd gate, but now I get it because

Sean's his own taskwrap, which is nice, because then he puts it up and she's like, look, look at the Zuka. Sounds likea, it kind of looks like one too! So, okay, so Emily's like, well let's talk about when you love the party! YAH! Why are you like that? You threw a tantrum! You threw a tantrum, so we're person! Admitted! And Bronwyn's saying that they're just like, they're at an impasse, and like the old Bronwyn would have given in, but the new Bronwyn won't. And Kelly's just like, well're at an impasse and like the old Bronwyn would have given in but the new Bronwyn won't and Kelly just like, well why would you, why would you clarify around on that? She's like supporting you and Bronwyn's like, well you know what, I was angry and I wanted her Gina basically and that's what I did. Yeah and she's like, so I'm gonna apologize, I'm gonna make it up to her by taking her

to a meeting. Yeah, I like. Hello. But Emily's like, you know what? That makes me feel better about Bronwyn because it makes me feel good because we're all supposed to go into this like Val Renewal. And so we weren't sure.

I think we think this will be good and that Gina will be able to come in and won't be weird, et cetera. Yeah, Bronwyn's like, well, listen, I'm going to be honest now about everything. I was like, ooh. It sounds like such a threat, right? Uh, so then Shannon is talking to John at home,

lemonade dad at home, and said, I literally got Tiriied after I hung up with Bronwyn. My integrity is everything. How will anyone trust my microwave tamales? I think I'm a liar. I hate when people tell me I said or did something I didn't do. Like those people who said there's no cream cheese in the salmon. There's tons of cream cheese in the salmon.

Tons of cream cheese. No calories. Why would you say that? I mean, he's like just move on, Chanich. I do not move on from someone calling me a liar. I do not. Who's this? I do not. And that brings us to the end of the real high-ocellos of Olens Keeney. There we go. So definitely, thank you guys for

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