Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Lie-za With a V

Episode Date: November 28, 2018

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Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Happy new year! Rapins the podcast about all that crap. We just love to talk about on you, old bros I'm Ronnie Cara. I'm also on the Rose Pricks bachelor rest podcast, which is coming back in January and here I am with the And very thankful even though it's not still Thanksgiving Mr. Ben Maddleker. Hello, Ben lies lies lies. Why lies of an alley. How's it going, Ben? It's going pretty well, thanks.

I'm back in LA. How are you doing? Good. I'm so glad to be home, even though I miss, you know, home. But I'm mostly just sick of hearing myself talk. So, let's just talk. Let's just talk, let's get into it. We've got nothing left to show,

except for some merchandise, go watch a crap and calm for that Go to YouTube to check out my real housewares of kitchen island thing Yeah, a blinged blatant chill. You okay? I haven't had anything to show that I've made in like a few months So might as well show the real house housewares of kitchen island, right? Rokie. Whoa. Hell yeah. You want to see a bitchy ass spatula and a conniving spoon and a drunk salt shaker than hey. Yeah, there you go. And where can they find that on the YouTube's? I don't have like a like a customized URL. Just do a search for real housewares

of kitchen island. And I guarantee it's the only thing that's going to show URL. Just do a search for real housewares of kitchen island. And I guarantee it's the only thing that's going to show up. It's a cartoon. If you see a spatula, a spoon, and a solchakre, that look like Ramona, Luann and Durinda, then you're at the right place. Yes. And for live shows, we'll see you guys next week in Nashville. We're going to be covering Vanda Pampuru season.

Oh, are we? Yeah. That's what we said. Oh, okay. I did not realize that. You were the one who made that choice. I what? Yeah. I thought.

Oh my God. Are you taking Ronnie Pills today? Gee. I think you're I think you're taking Ronnie Pills because we've been you've even answered on the Facebook. Like yes, we are covering Vanderprop rules of season. On my birthday. Well, that's fine.

We'll do it. I thought we were covering it on Tuesday the day after on my birthday, but it's fine. We can do it on Thursday. Oh, we're doing it. What we said, we were doing it. I don't know. Well, here we go on Tuesday.

My birthday is on Tuesday. That's what I was saying. Oh, we said we're going to do it on to your birthday show, which is in Nashville. So bring Ben a bunch of funerals. I always said it was good to see you on that journey forward. That's fine. You know what?

It's totally fine because you know what? I think the people of Nashville will want the season premiere of Van Apart Rural. So if everyone else can be patient, everyone be patient, y'all. If you can wait until basically Thursday night for the Vanderpump rules week season premiere recap then oh Yeah, it's gonna be a very easy. It'll be there. Yeah, you can tell we just got home for like what I Little I didn't I did Well, by way everyone this is we're a very transparent podcast

This is what it's like when we're not recording. It's like, wait, we're doing it when? Huh? When? Oh, I didn't realize. I even write a whole thing of like notes like to do, you know, I'm very good to do to do list maker. And even I don't even understand what I'm talking about after I go back to the to do list. And I'm like, what? Oh, man. Well, that's exciting. It'll be very exciting. So it'll be Vannapurm rules in Nashville. And it'll be a good time. It is gonna be an amazing time. We're gonna get to see Nashville for being birthday. That's right. That's right.

So in the meantime, a lot happened this week on L Real Housewives of Orange County. Wow. What? Wow. Orange County, they are good. They are good for a reunion. You know, they can have a slow ass season and they can always bring it into reunion. You know,

because people are like, oh my god, Orange County has lost it, you know, because this season was not so great and last season was not so great. People forget like around seasons six or seven or seven or eight, Orange County also blew. I mean, people think back fondly to Alexis Bolino because she was funny, but honestly, the Alexis Bolino years were actually not great. Like she was funny, but the show as a whole was kind of dull, but they would always bring it for the reunions. And, you know, they are maintaining the tradition,

even though it was not a good season, we've had so far in excellent reunion episode. Yes, and it's worrisome because Kelly says she quit. And she didn't say to, she said, I don't believe it either. I mean, look, she just got divorced. OK, she's going to do it. You better keep your job, lady. And also, you better keep it to entertain us,

because I'm loving her on this show. And it needs her. I mean, the whole reunion is Kelly just going, you're a fart. You're a fart. Who would have thought that Kelly would become sort of like the hands down fan favorite on Orange County and like one of the favorites of all the real house outs because when she first came on, she was like, like everyone was like, oh my God, this woman is just like trash. She is garbage.

She just came on, it was cursing at everyone. She was getting drunk and screaming. And everyone was like, oh my God, this woman's a disaster. And then by the end of season one, everyone sort of liked her because all the women ganged up on her.

And you're like, you know what, I like her. She says it like it is. But I never would have thought that she would be like what we are hanging our hopes on for the future season, the future of Orange County. Kelly, Kelly Dodd. Stop hanging your coats on me. Not a cool rack, that's me, that's me, you're me. Not a whole brag.

You're a dork, you're a dork rack. So we'll get to all of the keli-ness as we go, because that's pretty much just Kelly. It's Kelly and then Vicki No one on this show can stay on God's side, you know Tamer went to Jesus and then she's back to Satan this year Vicki tried to pretend she's nice I don't even know where we're fighting. I don't want to be the bit of this like why are we fighting? Yeah, and now suddenly she's back to just evil Vicki who you say anything to Vicki and she's like well You know, you're really a dog and

Your husband's from a spaceship and you murder people your serial Yeah, so there you're a lot of people. They said him murder people. He's not an alcheta. What? So So the episode it opens up with you know, course, the women arriving at the studio and getting dressed and they're out of makeup. They're getting to make up on. This is like the standard thing now. Then we see coming up on the reunion and we see all these clips and it's like, boom,

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then it gets to five, four, three, this is like the standard Bravo reunion opening, you know, pageantry. Yeah. Five, four, and then we see the set being built because on summer unions, they'll just rent out a beautiful hotel room or chip beyond you, you know, depending on what city you rent. Okay, I'm just saying. But here they build sets because nowhere can quite encapsulate the tackiness of Forne's

Academy. They're like, can we paint this set Pete? Can we find a peach restaurant to do this? And they're like, no, nothing's tacky. And also, you know, I'm trying to think of a strip ball of restaurant or like a mall rest, they're like, P.S. Changs, you're gonna close for us, you know? I could totally imagine it be taking place like a grand luxe cafe.

Totally. Oh, so they're building the set and they're sure to put every kind of tacky shit you can on that set, you know, it was just missing little signs that said set like for Gina. So she'd never gather gather. Everywhere she goes, she leaves a little reunion. Love found here. Jotem, I love you. Paris. Gina's all impressed to be there. She sees her door with a laminated,

a laminated piece of printer paper that has a yellow star on it that says, Gina, she's like, I got a star. I know. Well, that's what happens when you just like fill your house with Marshall's decor, because like the moment you see like a laminated star, it just feels so special, because your standards have bloated that much. I know, I'm impressed that she knew what it was, because it didn't say star. You know she was dying to get out of a sharpie to just be, you know what this needs? A star. You know what she reminds me of? Okay, this is a random tangent I apologize.

But like many years ago I went to my friend's grandma's house for Thanksgiving. Oh, it's seasonally appropriate story. And like the grandma, like her son had like made her a painting, had done like this abstract painting and he gave it to her And he was like apparently very proud of it And this lady she loved she was by way this is this one was great But she loved quails like every she had all sorts of quail decor and this guy made this like very nice Abstract painting just like colors And she took some black construction paper, uncut out a shape of a quail and stuck it on the paint day.

Like almost like that poor land you skit, like put a bird on it, she put a quail on it. I just thought I'd make it better. And I'm like, that's what Gina would do. Gina would put her version of a quail on all the decor. Yeah, that's very Gina. And then she'd write under it in big marker. Quail!

Quail! Oh! She'd have pictures of quails, because saying, isn't it sweet? Isn't it romantic? Just not for me. That quail's very romantic. It's just not my quail.

It's not for me. There'll still be friends, but they're just not for each other. That quail going to look at you. So Shannon sees Vicki and she's like, wow, you put on makeup before you even came here. And Vicki's like, I just, I just I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, and it's so Vicki to sleep, you know, with a full face of reunion makeup on. Yeah, exactly. By the way, is my Shannon Bedor chair? Can you hear that? I'm not trying to make it go off on purpose, but I know it's really Shannon. Oh, it's like really making a lot of Shannon Bedor noises today.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! It's a little squeaky. I usually have to rotate into a specific position. So it's going, like, it goes out, out, out, out, out. Oh, it's not there yet. I'm rotating. Okay, here we go. Here it is.

Found it. Okay, here we go, everyone. Sorry, it wasn't. it was still a little squeaky. You guys, this is what, this is what advertisers pay for listening to my share. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh, that's, that's an advertised all own shit. You see what I did there. So then Gina is getting her rollers in and she's like, they've never seen New York, Gina. I'm like, which one is that?

I think it's a different. I think we've seen a lot of New York, Gina. That's a great. We've seen a lot of New York, Gina. Agreed. She's like the part of New York, that's like, like, like, she's the thing. When you say New York, Gina, it doesn't automatically mean

you're just gonna be like a badass. It just means that like, like her part say New York Gina, it doesn't automatically mean you're just going to be like a bad ass. It just means that like, like her, her part of New York is like the Gawanna's Parkway. It's like, okay, fine. It's New York Gina. Ninety-nine cents slices. It still exists. She's the ninety-nine cents slice part of New York. She's just like the one-trip metro card, you know. Get it, you just throw it away.

Are you totally unremarkable? It's just like white paper, it doesn't even look as nice as the regular one. I know it's not even plastic and like photoshopped. Okay, so Andy's like, hey, I'm Andy! Welcome to the Real. Like we know, dude. So he's like, heyicki. I'm I bowling your I'm fitting. Yeah talking like Gina Sorry, and it's from New York now. I guess he is I'm my bowling your face Vicki. He's our V fire steam now. I am Now that would be great a party fire steam ran these reunions Sal Vicki. Why don't you done to your face? Can't even do it, boys. Oh, so he's like, am I balling your face, Vicki? But I haven't said anything about it yet. She goes, thank you. And he's like, whoa, I didn't compliment it yet.

It looks really good. Oh, thanks, Andy. Thanks for holding out there. And he's like, I'm Kelly. How's life is a cuckoo? And Shannon's like, yeah. Okay. Okay. And he's like, I don't care how his life is a cougar town and DVD just thanksgiving Hey, Cougar town stopping a busy Phillips Hey, stopping a busy B and start being more of a busy Phillips Hey, hey, Cougar town how about Courtney Cox be more like Courtney Closing her legs to married men. Me and you weeks hashtag. Did I do that right?

Does the hashtag afterwards? They just start doing Atlanta stuff. Fix your face. Ha! Ha! Go get down. Bye wig. Ha!

Goodbye wig. Who is going to check me, boo? Oh! Ha! Ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He blew up my phone. It's like tell them this say this say that shut up Shane's little elf on the shelf bitch You weren't out of house live. Okay stay on the shelf No one wants to hear from this thing. Oh my goodness This is I'm like alright. I'm like alright. This is like we're already in a place. This is Alton the you little elf in the shelf bitch

Guess what Shannon has lost 32 pounds, huh? Which is good. You look great Shannon looks great. She's on the right path Yeah, I mean, I guess I hate telling people I know it's weird. I hate Well, I hate telling people like oh my god. You lost so much weight Like can we stop talking about my fucking weight? I want to see my papa. He's in the old folks home. And of course, he's like, you are a giant rascal.

And I'm like, guess what? You know, that's not nice. And I could just squeeze your oxygen tank right now. Okay, but I'm not gonna do it because I'm better than that. Now, I'm having three leftover pies under this chair. So your roommate doesn't steal them. While my mother takes you to the doctor, you're ungrateful son of a guy. I was happy because my angini said that I looked like I'd lost weight,

which is like the first person who said that in about nine months. So thank you, angini. I want to see me. Yeah, I never said that to me. So then he's like, hey, you look like you, by the way, you're a liar. You do, you have lost weight. And in that photo, that darling photo you posted with your nieces, you looked extremely thin.

BGF. 9.90 pounds of popovers for Thanksgiving. It's so cool. Also, I look very thin from the front. It's from the side. Oh, that's so cool. You know what? I don't even care anymore.

The point is, let's just stop talking about weight. Just kidding, you guys. Like I'd literally have nothing else to talk about in public. That's what bonds us all. Yeah, self-hatred. A little self-hatred just makes us all together. I have to... You know, you're going to kill me for doing this.

But all this discussion about weight, etc. It kind of inspires me to do a little feature that we like to call clear the phone. I'm sorry that we're doing this like right so like we barely even got into our recap But I wanted to do this before I forgot because one of our listeners actually like like Added us on Caroline Fleming since the gram because Caroline Fleming right what is her what is her thing again? Because it used to be Caroline Fleming official, but she changed it. It is now Bauer Ness Caroline

be Caroline Fleming official, but she changed it. It is now Bauer Ness Caroline. That's where you will always remember exactly my station and life. So the reason why this was an emergency is because Caroline Fleming, Baroness Caroline, wrote the longest post I think she's ever written on Instagram, and it has to be addressed. Oh my God. This is ridiculous. This is going to take five hours. What is this?

You know, it's going to be good. It's going to be good. Well, I'm, I'm, I'm going to read until the emoji and then you can take over from there and then I'll take over from wherever you want. Okay. Okay. So it's a video of Caroline Fleming doing push ups. Lady push ups, as they're called by me,

because she's underneath during the pushups. And here she goes, I know that I am lucky to look quite fit. I need you to know that looks can be varied to saving, especially from afar. I am going to be completely honest with you and share some personal information, dot, dot, dot. I do going to be completely honest with you and share some personal information . . . . I do not look the same in clause as without . . . Mark my words. Exclamation point.

Exclamation point. Exclamation point. I am not complaining. I am just being honest. I am also beginning to learn that social media is the best way to show the world who I really am. And I want to be transparent, especially in areas that I misconceived. Starting today with fitness, I would like to help inspire in any way that I can. Prayer hands. Regarding my body, this is how it is. My core is strong because I did gymnastics and athletics from a very young age to my mid-teens. Then I stopped. I didn't do any exercise till I was 18 when I did yoga twice a week when my modeling allowed.

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and as importantly, tell myself be the best I can be emotionally and spiritually. And when is this quote gonna end? No kidding, who are you even quoting? I have decided that I am going to focus much more time on taking care of my body, heart and soul with things that serve me. Gentle exercise. Yoga and breathing for at least 10 minutes. Geez.

Not the emotionally spiritually not run away from this. I got well. Oh yeah, away from this. I got law. Oh, yeah, here we go. You do it. Gentle exercise. Wait, you already read that right? Gentle exercise, yeah. I literally got lost because I was like, who is she quoting?

I was going to try and look it up. Okay. She never ended her quote. And I will do full exercise session two or three times a week. I will make this a priority. I want 2019 to be the happiest, kindest, most joyful and loving here yet for me, my children, for my family, for my friends, and for all of you wonderful people out there. We are the only ones who can take the care of ourselves that we need. Let 2019 be the year. You really care about yourself and your world. X smaller X.

Caroline. You know she's just going to start carrying groceries with her legs now. Caroline You know she's just gonna start carrying groceries with her legs now Thank you for indulging me that indulging that with me Ronnie cuz I know that was long And I know we actually have a time crunch today, but I just felt like I felt like it was like too much Caroline Fleming to like to not you know tap into especially talking about fitness Yeah, and now we learn a few and this episode is all talking about like am I fat? Did you call me fat? Who's that? Oh really? Which we'll get to you. So yeah, everybody you know that for yourselves. Yeah, so

You know after the initial like high house at going tamer you Tamri gonna get in more tweaks or whatever, what after all that, Andy starts asking Vicki about her insurance policy that she has on Don. And basically it's like, so let me get this straight, if Don dies, you're going to profit off of that. And she's like, it's not gonna be profit.

I mean, I already paid so much and I'm only just getting that money back. So it's like an investment. I'm so shady. She's just down right evil in this. And she's also wearing like this weird outfit. It's like a crop top evening gown thing with like a Moses shawl.

I mean, it's like the weirdest fucking dress I've ever seen. And the morning goes, are you gonna get more face so she said, no, oh, I mean, it's like the weirdest fucking dress I've ever seen. And the one he goes, are you gonna get more face? So she said, no, my kids are very concerned about general attestation or something. It was like, it wasn't an attestation. It was like, it's an actual general named anastasia. General anastasia, Cropnet comes in and it's going to administer a punishment for anyone

who gets a face left. Yeah, she's like, I'm really part of your family. So, I mean, I might be mixing plots. Okay. So we just referenced the two famous addestations that we know. Oh, she's like, like, it's at what we did for Baruch, but it's okay. So this season started doing it with doing shots and set of taking shots. The trace of me guys. We had a bruised foot broken boobs, faces like busted pinatas, like you just makes a list of that

Mexican trip. I forgot how fun that trip was just to watch Shannon wasted on a fold out chair in front of a burrito truck. I know that was such a special moment. That was when we had so much hope for the season also. we're like, oh, yes Here we are back where we need to be Yeah, Tamara is in the main seat the main hot seat and she is just ready to go off of anybody who will have her You know, yeah because they're showing this clip and they're showing the part where Shannon's like Oh, but he took the key law for face for like trying to be wacky Shannon. And then it just shows Tamra in the bottom of the screen at the reunion,

squinting at her like on top of the trash can like savior squid. This is a lovely section, man. I know. And it will because apparently Tamra and Shannon are are fighting. And so that's what we're gearing up for I guess in a future installment although I don't think it's a strong a strong rivalry because we didn't get any like Withs of it. It was really Kelly versus Vicki this episode, but that's fine. Yeah

Yeah, not even a preview poor Tamra didn't even get to say anything. It was amazing. Well, she got two things you know reaction Tamrit didn't even get to say anything. It was amazing. Well, she got to say things, you know, reactions. Tamrit, what you gonna do? Evan's breath and yellow and green, I'm brown, I'm scullin' and patchin' and I'm patchin' Rivian, I'm a patchin' patchin' Go, go, go, cut fitness, you know what they say? Go, go, go, cut fitness, you'll make it someday. Well, I have floorboards and empty shelves. We got an exercise machine. Do it yourself. Jeff and his batch of medical. So Andy is just giving Vicki so much that I wonder if Andy hates Vicki because he seems to at least the people who write the questions hate her ass.

Yeah, he asked Vicki Last reunion we finally saw you get to a place of forgiveness For being a monster so must have felt great having a fresh start Killed all the cancer if you will For I mean not poor Vicki, but Vicki keeps staring at Andy like Seriously Eddie. Yeah, Vicki was like in a constant state of her like her tiny head shakes. You know, that's what she does when she's like fake a gas. She keeps her mouth like slightly a gait and she does these tiny little head shakes like nah, nah, nah, nah.

She goes, nah, nah, nah. And she's also kind of copying Tamra's open mouth when Tamra persists her lips like she's about to blow kiss, but it's like halfway through. Someone pointed this out on our Facebook and I cannot unseat now whenever Tamra acts like she's about to say something too, what I mean, it's like pur slips her mouth open. She's like, ugh.

Mickey kind of does that, but while shaking your head at the same time. Yeah. your head at the same time. So let's see here. They decide, you know, Vicki's like the moment that Tiki was brought out. I was like, woo, you know, like like right now, woo I just want to have a little bit of fun. I'm at that time of my life flippin' fun. Yeah. And then, then Gina decides to pipe up. New York Gina. Here she comes. Everyone gay. Easy passes on because I'm coming through the Holland tunnel on the island of Manhattan where I am because I'm New York Gina. Hey, I'm offended that Vicki said that she wants

to have some fun. And yet she didn't come to my birthday party because she had the old lady party said she doesn't want to be that girl again, huh? Huh? I was like, oh my God, really Gina, are we star are you going to pick a fight right now about this? And of course, Vicki does herself no favors because she's like, no, no, I just meant bars. I don't want to go to bars and I don't want to go to bars. And he's like, well, but you were whooping it up and on to ladies. She's like, oh my God, that was so fun. I love that. I love that going to bars to the part of my life like you literally just watched a five minute clip of yourself

getting wasted at bars like what the hell are you talking about you're the one who took them to on delays and you was like it wasn't even a ball it was like a nice dinner in a strip mall okay that's a very different thing it was clear Clia. We had Fried Calamari. Okay. We had Fried Calamari and Shirley Temples. Okay. It was like a really nice night. And Kelly starts priming in now. She's like, she will never apologize. Forget it. She's a hypocrite. It's a M.O. hypocrite. My M.O. is actually to get a sign that says M O and put it over my couch. I knew that I wasn't supposed to be with my husband, me at when he saw that sign and called it M O. And that's fine. That's fine. He can call it M O. I call it M O and we're just different

like that and that's okay. That's just how it is. So Gina's like, just say sorry Vicki. And he's like Vicki. Gina is very offended. She's like, okay, sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So then Andy asks, I guess they're talking about Steve next and whether or not Steve is Vicki's soul mate and Andy

asks Shannon like, so do you think Steve is really Vicki's soul mate? Oh, well, you know Steve is very lovely. He can open up a cell such a and I think they're great for each other. I think that they're in love and you know, he's nice. I mean, I mean, soul as in like the soul of her shoe. Yes. Yes They both wear berkins stocks on their day and off. They are soul mates They like to compare different sense of dawn hand soap. Yeah, that's nice I heard that one night instead of going out to get dinner Steve's insisted on staying home to cook the soul that they had bought. So there they are, soul mates!

Maybe. Huh, well, I mean, I do believe that they were watching the Soul Train Awards the other night, I think it was by accident. I thought it was an award show for model trains. But instead of the Soul Train, they were so confused, I guess that makes them soul mates. Where they confused by the soul or the train. No one knows. They were very confused because they spent the entire show waiting for train to come out to perform.

Then Vicki's like, I really sick of talking about Brooks. Okay, we just sub talking about Brooks. Like I'm sick of it. I've had it. I've had it talking about Brooks and Emily's like, oh, I really like Brooks too. No one asked you Emily. Okay, and just have talking about Brooks like I've had it I've had it talking about Brooks and Emily's like Oh, I really like Brooks too. No one asked you Emily, okay, and you're not the host of this damn reunion So so pipe that simmer down over there Emily and I actually like Emily bit. Why I was I say why you so mad at Emily Because she keeps piping up and for every question so well here's what I think no one asked you okay go take your horrible you know her husband hiding behind the couch waiting to pop out you know I finally realized who it is that Emily reminds me of after all season long I was trying to place it she reminds me of Israny Mrs. Wembley

who is the nanny who takes care of the doctails oh my god I don't know because I used to leave the room and all my friends would watch that. I was like, that's a satan mature. What? Take these shots. Come on. She, look up, wait, where's Mrs. Wemble? Let me see, Mrs. Wembley.

It's a Mrs. Oh, wait, I looked at, Mrs. Wembley turns out, Mrs. Wembley is like a fully different person. It's like an old British lady. I'm gonna look it up. I'm gonna look up, doktales nanny, hold on. Okay, Mrs. Wembley.

Well, here's what I think. I really like Steve because buddy buddy, bro. So let's see here. Kelly's like, um, how do you even know Emily? You spent all day with her? I'm like, how would you know know if you love him so much, why don't you marry him? And Emily's like, could you just sort of like him? God, I met him a couple of times. And Vicki's like, that's right.

That's right. What a point. I wanna point. Emily, like Steve. Emily and Vicki have apparently come to some kind of agreement before this reunion where they're just, Vicki's like, you gotta be there for me. You gotta stand up for me.

Well, I think that like at this point, Emily, I don't think there's like an agreement. I think that Emily is sort of like a lone ranger at this point. I think she's just like fighting for survival. And the character I was thinking of is Mrs. Beakley. Mrs. Beakley is, if Emily were to wear like a little purple housecoat and an apron and put her hair up, I think that she would. And I'm not even saying this to be mean. I just, I think that actually, Mississippi Glee is quite cute.

I just, I just looked up Mrs. Beekley. That is rude. But it's not wrong. Right. This is all be ducklings. Bentina Beekley. I'm not trying to be mean. This is the song that we do. Ben Tina Beagle. I'm not trying to be mean. I'm just saying what she reminds me of. We all look like different cartoons. Okay. A little time with Mrs. Beagle.

I'm like Beagle, Adam. You know, uh, Scrooge, he's like very funny. He's like Burr's orcastic. And you know, he's snarky too. He's like the queen, the king king of snarkasm and money I don't know what I'm talking about so Andy's like oh Vicki had to keep a lid on her behavior because she was afraid of Steve slapping her in the face with the fly swatter and time it's like well I haven't spent a lot of time with Seth but I thought Vicki she changed into something that I didn't even know. I was like, well, you haven't talked to Vicki for two seasons.

So which Vicki was it at this time? Okay. Is this a good thing or a bad thing? I think it's good. You know, Vicki kept her shirt on. She stayed sober for four episodes. She was much nicer than she is today. Yeah.

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can lace an ad free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. Steve control Vicki's behavior, that's the big hot question. And Vicki's like, I mean, yeah, he's 60, I'm 56. I'm sure there's a conversation where he said like, don't embarrass yourself because they're talking about it in Mexico. Have Vicki wasn't doing all the fun things she normally does. And she kept on saying, oh, it's because Steve told me not to. So it was like, is he controlling? And she's like, I mean, I'm sure there was a conversation.

I mean, I don't know, like, but I don't really remember him, you know, like, he doesn't really tend to want to do. And everyone's like, it was on TV, Vicki. It was like, literally a film to conversation. Yeah. He was like, don't make an ass out of here. Don't fuck it up. He's like the captain, but he does kind of talk like. Or RuPaul. Yeah. Um, yeah, it's like, don't make an ass out of your set. Don't fuck it up. He's like the captain, but he does kind of talk like a RuPaul. Yeah.

Or Mrs. Beekley. Don't fuck it up. God damn it. I feel so bad now. Now that I did I shame you? Oh, I'm so sorry. Well, I love, I love when things are mean. I mean, who are you talking to? That was like me giving you an award. I was like, that was mean. And then I put a sass around your bed. I mean, well, I, you know, now I feel bad calling Emily Mrs. Beakley. Oh, huh. And I would never want to make you feel bad on purpose.

But Mrs. Beakley is a beloved character, who you obviously don't know about, but she's a beloved character. Okay, well here I'll make you feel better. I think she looks kind of like Mrs. Garrett from Facts of Life, but younger. Which is basically Mrs. Beakley. Yeah, so there you go.

Oh, so now we're even, now we're on the diving board together. Okay, like just pushes both off into the pool with that water. Anyway. So they're talking about is Steve controlling or not. And she's like, I didn't even call Steve that I I didn't even call it a weird Mexico, which is a lie and everybody knows it and Kelly's like You said on the throne of liar queen of laws liar face

Hey, how's it ruling over the queen of light? I don't lie like yeah, he's a good again. You're hypocrite Shut up. Can they shut up shut up? Yeah, listen to your song on the way here on the radio Pay my telephone life pay my out of my life So what are you doing Kelly? What are you doing right now? Just just cut down Vicki. You're aren't we cut down Kelly. You're already like, RAAA! We have time for that Kelly. Okay, we've got to say, don't tell me what you do. You're not the boss of McQueen of my life. So now we get into Vicki and Steve segment. And, you know, like looking at their Lukewarm love affair and the question is,

so when is Steve gonna propose to you Vicki? I mean, that's gonna be something we're just sad together. We're gonna like, juice it together and decide on a mutual date in time. I'm like, wow, hot romance. It's gonna be about Ical. And then, somebody wow, hot romance. It's gonna be about Ical. And then someone's gonna call to a reminder that it was about Ical.

It's just gonna add to it on her Bluetooth, which is a ton of how to use last year. Then her birds get to hit the window. Then we're gonna figure out how Michael's gonna take time off. Drive deaf or said, yeah, go to clean it up. Okay, that's what I said. I'm sticky to it, Andy. Basically, I mean, I said my office

and I'm just gonna start with January 1st, and then say January 2nd, and January 3rd and just go through the entire calendar until it bird hits the window. And then that's the date we're going to choose. It's basically going to be like, Kukud Andy. He's going to wait till we're 90 and then we're going to age backwards together until it wears off and then we all die to pool. So I think we're going to go to we're going to go to Hong Kong and we're going to have a huge wedding. And his mother-in-law is gonna disapprove of me, but I'm going to have a very tense moment with her while I make dumplings.

It's like Vicky, you're talking about crazy rejections now. Sorry. I have to maneuver his brother to get my bar chock. So I'm really gonna get my job. I'm just teaching me. You're teaching tiles and you say life insurance, and you win. By the way, if you guys haven't seen crazy rich Asians, what are you waiting for?

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I mean So she's like filled with the boasters like me like right now woman it up I filled with who right now I filled with the spirit of who right now. I'm like yeah, you look super happy She even got mad when he asked the question cuz he's like this season began with the final stops of Vicky's apology to her So yeah, so he's like what about this couple counseling and she's like we want to make sure there's no effects And like what Kelly's making that red flag. Disgusting Kelly. Disgusting.

Who are we doing right now, Kelly? Kelly's just like waving. She's like, I'm just waving flag just on the front of it. And Gina. And Gina, who married her husband after a non-dating life. And after dating her husband, like a Google the hangout text okay from his Google voice number like that's even less romantic. That was actually I mean that's who I mean.

Oh, I always get them confused because they're new. Yeah, never mind. Okay, that's fine. Yeah, so yeah, Gina. Yeah, so Shannon's like, well, because it's like did you do them? Did you do the the premarital counseling yet because I like Vicki, you know, Vicki is like I'm not gonna get married until we get pre until we get go the counseling Okay, I'm not going to be a counseling. I'm like and also not until you know, you know, you have to get married So she's Shannon's like, well

I went to multiple counseling before getting married and see how that turned out She had a bite on her head. She had a bite on her head. She had a bite on her head. She had a bite on her head. She had a bite on her head. She had a bite on her head. She had a bite on her head. She had a bite on her head. She had a bite on her head. She had a bite on her head. She had a bite on her head. She had a bite on her head.

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He's been married three times and I's like, what are their relationships? I really do. Really do. Okay, no one asked you, Emily. And what do you admire exactly about their relationship? Nothing about their relationship seems good to me. I think that she just envies having a man who's like willing to open up a jar of salsa for her. Like just something really simple like that.

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have been, and like, I just, I ignored everything. And like, Brianna was like, no, he's a bad guy. And I was like, no, he needs teeth. I love him. And she's like, could be like a comment and like he could have been and like I just I ignored everything and like Brianna Was like no, he's a bad guy and I was like no, he needs teeth. I love him and she's like no bet no Ben I don't know why I refer to myself. No, Vicky Don't do it. And I was like I'm gonna do it. And I was like watching dirty John all over again. It's like well It's so crazy Connie Britain would not have taken that role, okay? You'll get your own TV movie when they don't worry about it Yeah and would not have taken that role, okay? You'll get your own TV movie one day. Don't worry about it. Yeah, muddy Brooks.

And then Andy's like, well, to be fair, we should say that Brooks is not a murderer. And I'm like, hello, spoiler alert. I did not know that there was murder involved. I thought it was just a con artist. And he's like, he's not a murderer, but he murdered myself a state. I'm not talking about it.

And I'm gonna go after him. I have an expel. I have an Excel spreadsheet on him at the it excels spreadsheet says everything I've ever gave it I'm like, what are you talking about? No one he didn't trick you into putting a full mouth of teeth in him. Okay, that was monitoring. That is a long-term commitment I'm on a three-crown journey right now and I'm gonna write a fucking book about it It's taking like half my life to get this shit done Brooks got an entire mouth full of new teeth Vicki. It was no accident. Yeah, he loved me. He loved me and he lied to me He lied to me. He tricked me. Like he didn't trick you Vicki. Okay, you are dirty John If you're if it's anything like dirty John, you're the dirty John in this position

I If you're if it's anything like dirty John, you're the dirty John in this position. Tricking. I heard a study piggy. Yeah. And then she, and then she keeps talking about, she mentions, she's like, well, I bet it is season. What about it at a bucket Georgia insurance conference? So you've been cheating on Don for how long? You're so full of shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Exactly. So, like, even Tamerbers like, you know what, that's just probably time to move on. Like maybe because the Excel spreadsheet, what is that anyway? Is that some sort of candy bar? I don't know what business tools are.

Or if the, so Gina, then the next segment is, Gina came on like a strong cup of coffee. Looks like, like oh god and then this scene starts and Shannon starts doing that like light on her hair on the sides of her hair which is like oh my left side of my hair is still there and my right side of my hair is still there as well. I guess I'm going to purse my lips a little bit and look that word not totally at the floor but maybe at the base of the couch to register my disappointment with having to endure this ridiculous segment right now. This woman who thinks I'm crazy and is trying to start a bat. She wants to start a bat!

I will treat the segment like a piece of frozen salmon without cream cheese in the center of it. I will react to this segment about you now the way I would react to going to a cash repub of where I observed some short rib in a sauce that's all too sugary. I'm going to react like I reacted when I found out that David was drinking tequila that sushi and he never drinks tequila at home. So the question is, Deena from Des Moines wants to know if your marriage was over when you started doing the show. And she's like, well, I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be

honest right now, Andy. I knew that the marriage was down. It wasn't a damn place, Andy, but I didn't know it was the end, which is bullshit. Yeah. Total bullshit total bullshit. Yeah, I like her, so I don't care. I mean, I see her like really making an effort. I actually don't think it's, believe it or not, I actually don't think it's bullshit. I think that she probably, she knew it was down or in a down as she says, but she probably thought there was still hope for it, but you know, you're, she probably was in a state of denial, you know, when you're, like, I think when you're in a relationship that long, you don't want to ever think that it's over, but you know, things are not right.

You know, like, for instance, like when your husband essentially moves out, and moves in on discloser dress that you've never been to, and he won't tell you what it is, and he's really hot and he lives in LA now and you're stuck down on Newport Beach. Yeah. That's, that means it's over. Yeah. It's, but it's totally subtle. I see what you're saying.

Maybe she was like, you know, maybe. But like, case in point, I mean, Shannon, I mean, this was sort of amazing. Shannon, you know, talking about when she went on the show, how she did not think that her marriage is over. She was like, well, ha, well, I went on the show. Hope that David would see how little time he was spending with me and he would say, God, I should really spend more time with my wife, who is just so wonderful and totally

neglected at home. I said, but it's on television, and now I see that, and now I will love her forever and no longer in-door, for sure, to endure sugary sauces and a gaspub on her birthday. Just what everybody thinks while they're watching Shadon on TV. Gee, I wish I could spend more time with her. I thought that maybe he would see me on TV and say, hey, I'm not going to do that Spartan race.

I'm going to stay home with Shannon and eat her quinoa. Oh, so then Andy's like, you guys were you so boning. Did you tell the kids and I don't, you know, we're kind of behind. So I don't really care much about this in the segment. I won't get too much into it. If you don't need to. Yeah.

Well, like, basically, like he just, like the relationship was going south and he stopped complimenting her and he would never look her in the eye and say, I love you. And she's like, it was like really hot because like, I would see him say, I love you to the kids, but not for me. And that's okay. Because with different people, it's like, okay, okay, okay. Yeah. But I feel bad.

Uh, so then we move on to the, I have to say also one thing that did amuse me was they started talking about the fact that like, um, like, you know, about like when Vicki said, when there was, when they were all sitting at the table and Vicki said that Matt was probably having an affair and like how did, how did Gina think about how did she feel about that and then they started talking about how like, you have to have the sex because if you're not having the sex, then it's probably going to come from somewhere else. And she's like, ha, well, ha, let them jury. Now that I have a thought about that. You know, I went through a two-year dry spell and not once.

Did I ever think about getting sex from someone else? Not once! And everyone's like, yeah, but he was. And David was fucking other people. And then her face is like, oh. Like, she gave Airbnb a look like, oh, I will pull both sides of my hair right now at you, sir. It was like, for her, that was like the Kaiser Soze moment. She's like, oh my goodness, David's that limping.

Yeah, that was pretty funny. She never thought about it the other way. Yeah, and then, well, we also should talk about the fact that they addressed the moral compass issue. And yeah, that's this next section. Yeah, and then, well, we also should talk about the fact that they addressed the moral compass issue. And that's his next section. Yeah, I was just moving, I wasn't moving off from the whole thing. I was just moving on to Italian dinner, which is this.

And I was gonna say, Andy really is, now he's liking Vicki, because no one showed the obvious section of Vicki boning the chef, you know, where she's like, I remember that guy's like, Hey, Vicki! It's like, I remember that guy's like, hey, I'll pick you Yeah, I'd like a plate of Vicky pastro, please. Yeah, put it right here. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Vic and Tony.

What's the Vic and Tony please? So yeah, so then the question is, so basically you accused of Gina being satanic or whatever. And Gina's like, well, and basically, you're agnostic like my kids, my kids were baptized just in case. And she's like, yeah, but Vicki said she was the morally corrupt

faith resident. Can you say, okay, I said it and I owed it. That's what I really thought back then. So I said it and I owe it. It's how I felt that the to I owe it. I said it. I said it and forget it. I said it. Okay.

Look, it's a hi-dreader. She's morally dehydrated. Because he's like, no, she said she didn't have a moral compass. Yep, that's what I thought. Oh, no. So, Jeeta's like, I mean, I kind of feel like if we both wind up at the pearly gates of heaven, which looks sort of like my caseta, by the way, I think we both show up there. I think I'm calling off

invisible coffee right now and then Emily's like well morality and religion don't necessarily go hand in hand and because like well there are the ten commandments So now I present to everybody the ten commandments. Okay, let's just go through. Let's give these a little vicky skim Shall we sure one that shall have no other gods before me? Okay, I don't know she does What do you think that I mean I don't know? No, I think we're God. There's no God Jesus is God.. Oh, no, God. Yeah. Okay. Number two, you shall make no idols. Do I don't even have a discount?

That's what I read in my Kelly and Desan. It's too much of an idol to me. I would say that Vicki has an idol, which is a ceramic chef somewhere in her kitchen. I would argue. You know, in my idol is it's work. I would argue. You know, in my addolus, it's work. Number three, you shall not take the name of the Lord your God and fate. I'm sure she said the Lord's name in vain. Okay, I'm scoring. Stop accusing me of that. Jesus Christ, I'm sick of this. So that's two out of three that she's guilty of so far in my estimation, by the way. Okay, four, keep the Sabbath day holy. Well, you know, she fell that one

It is holy. I spent every Sunday getting drunk at Andalus I do take a do keep bath days holy so I pray the bath. Okay, no, I call that I call that a wrong So that's three out of four and only because I don't know she puts other gods before her So I don't know so that's three out of four. She's failing on your father and your mother I think she did that well at least her mother she was my store father I mean she keeps her in a wall, but still okay, so that's three out of five so she's she's got two points now You shut up, but I don't know I can't prove anything Well, it's hard to matter. What have you been murdered yourself?

Yeah, you said you yourself as he was murdered, but so she's not guilty of that that we know of. Okay, so now she's like half and half, right? So number seven, you shall not commit adultery. Well, we know you did that. So you know, you've got four against you. That's so not steel. You're still in like questions face. I just want my friends back. Okay, I just want my friends back. That's what she's gonna say at the gates of heaven. I just want my friends back. I'm sorry, I just want my friends back.

I'm just my friends. I'm just my friends. No, these are the best ones, but number nine is you shall not bear false witness against your neighbor. Well, we know she a liar and she's about to break it even if she didn't break it. I don't even talk to Gina Keele anymore. Okay. And then number 10 is you shall not covet. Well, we know again, this goes back to number eight stealing Gretchen's face. We know what you covet. Okay. And you're wearing it over your bones.

What's the name of the what's the name of the the angel that Let's people into heaven? Well, Gabriel blows Gabriel blows his horn and then Mike wait, who's that? Gabriel get a job get a job. Be a bro. You don't have to do this. You get a job. Is it Peter like a little religion? Even that I don't know. Yeah, good a college. Okay. Yeah, blowing your horn is five for a side job, but you have to have like a plan B Okay, give you do you have insurance give you like what happens? What happens if you lose your job? What happens if you lose your your own job? Okay, what what happens if you lose feel to give you lips trust me it can happen it can happen

Yeah, job, okay, so the only point is Vicki you failed most of this. Okay. I feel like if you fail any of them, you kind of, I mean, I don't know. I'm not an expert on, on this sort of stuff, but I don't know. I feel like if you fail any of them, it's kind of bad news, right? I'm no expert either. That was Wikipedia. I just, just for her to be throwing it around all the time is fucking obnoxious. Not that anyone thought she wasn't a hypocrite. Okay.

So next up, Vicki versus Kelly. Yeah. Vicki learned the cover is always worse than the crime. And then Vicki gives some another look like crap. This is not right. This isn't right. This isn't right. Not right. Uh-uh. So yeah, the big Vicki and Kelly segment, which is kind of funny because they had a big fight at the beginning of the season. And then they squashed it. And then

they were mainly fine, the rest of the season. But as we all know it, and then they were mainly fine the rest of the season, but as we all know, while the show was airing, they were totally feuding on social media. So it's kind of interesting, because this feud is so intense on the reunion, but it's not like the season built up towards it, you know? Yeah, and all this stuff happened before the season even started shooting, and then, you know,

after the season started airing. So, yeah, it's kind of confusing, but it was also the best part of the season because it was all the all these scenes will like Kelly going after Steve and blah, blah, blah, which I'll get more of later. Yeah, exactly. So there so now Kelly and Vicki are not speaking, you know, they we always knew this day would come when they would have them falling out and we knew it would be a bad falling out because they both operate in sort of similar ways, which is like the philosophy of, you hit me, I'm gonna hit back harder.

So, I mean, this case, Vicki is the one hitting back harder. I don't think Kelly's being too crazy beyond calling her a fart, you know? But, you know, when you got two people who, when they believe in, if you hit me, I'm gonna hit back harder, it's gonna be It's gonna get down and dirty

Yes, and it is a childhood fight that there it's like a child like fight that it's a playground fight because yeah Vicki says in her her diary room testimonial whatever She's like Kelly just he shut a fat ass mouth. So then we come back to the reunion and Kelly's like fat ass mouth, huh? Fat ass mouth, huh? And she's cracking up and So then I just had to get that in there because that seems to be what started this for Vicki so Andy's like so how close are you and Steven Michael still you guys all dating how many keys have you put in the bowl? You guys all dating how many keys have you put in the bowl? Yeah, to be honest, but that boy because this really ruined that relationship

It ruined it of this she's not exactly for ruining her relationship with Michael so sad Like I'm gonna weep so many tears and then and on top of everything else Michael's now dating someone new So basically all of this shit was for nothing by the way Yes, and hammer's like how the end that's a car? And she's like, because I was at the Huntington Beach Parade and I saw that. What is in the Huntington Beach Parade? I don't know. I imagine it's sort of like the final scene of Mystic River, you know?

It's like Vicki running to the parade. He's like, where's Michael? Where's my old friend Michael? Where's it? Where's Michael? Where's Michael? I imagine it's hot dog cake props and all the shit they couldn't sell at Marshall's just like being rolled down the street on dollies. It's just like, it's like the OC angels have T-shirt cannons and they're

shooting off like a fliction T-shirts into the crowd. So Andy's like, so is it okay with Kelly? So Andy's like so isn't okay with Kelly if they if she hang if Michael hangs out with Vicki and Steve and all that I don't even have a problem with this She's the one's friends with a force I had to hear from someone else like I'll be fine She called me I mean fine. I mean fine if she just called me. She didn't call me. She didn't call Yeah, she's like back up to that what you did else. I did So mad that Vicki's like demon voice didn't come out was so close to coming out Yeah, it started it started it will definitely come out because this is only round one out of three And you think that Kelly's gonna go back there and let let that lie. Oh no, no, no, no, no. So Vicki said like Vicki

starts, Vicki's, Vicki starts saying how like Michael, the reason why like why this happened was because Michael asked Vicki to be introduced to this woman, which is why they went on this double date, all this stuff. And that's wrong We all went to Mastro together two years ago. He didn't need to be introduced. No Okay, okay, okay, but you were buried that so that when you weren't married, I'd to read through this again because I had to be like look It's back at least that married that's totally different back up Everyone's Emily's like well, here's how I feel about it. I was like, well, Vicki, you broke girl code. No, I don't even know how to write things for computers. How could I break girl code? I don't even know how to do that. Now,

Crowbook, I've broken that before. I will cop to that. I will. I don't even don't even like what I'm not that bad and grabber. Okay. I don't know how to, I don't know how to, I don't know codes. I don't know how to do that. I don't know. I don't even know the safe to the code, the, the code, the safe to, uh, the insurance papers that I have on everybody I've ever met. So like, we saw you put the code into the file. Okay. Okay. That's true. I'm gonna, I'm gonna hold that right now. I'm gonna hold that. I don't know the girl code. Okay. I don't know, I don't know the thinking code, But I don't know how to, I don't know how to, I've never spent it. By the way, speaking of Heists,

I saw widows last night. Oh, so fucking good. It was terrible. That movie sucked assy crazy. What are you talking about? Are you out of your mind, John? It was terrible. That was one of the worst pieces of shit

I've ever sat through in my life. And we will save that for the bonus episode. We're saving that for the bonus episode. I'm shot, I'm I'm like I'm shot. I'm gonna go to town or I can't believe you like that. What okay? I'm more upset with this than anything that happened in the reunion that you like to it is. I was like literally furious. I'm actually sort of surprised you saw it too by the way. I guess you were with your parents. Oh because I went to a movie or what? No, because it just doesn't seem like a running movie to see

widows. Although, I guess I really like. I love like thrillers and stuff like that. Like twisty. Hello, we were talking about femme fatales just last week. Well, all of us. Okay, we'll save this for the bonus episode, because I'm very excited to hear what you have to say about it.

Okay, well, Andy is like Emily said in the pod that Vicki's excuse for not telling Kelly about setting up her husband kept changing and Vicki goes, yeah, that was so bizarre. I just thought that was funny. And then Emily's like, well, I just said it was a rough choice that you had to make. And I could understand that that was a rough choice. And Vicki's like, yeah, there's a really rough place to be. Yeah. You're the Vicki. So yeah, so now they're talking about have Vicki.

Like Vicki says she went on another double date with Michael after this whole, after even like all this madness whatever and Kelly is all upset, you know, saying that Vicki's chosen her side. And Kelly's like, Michael will always send my back. He'll always send my, saying that Vicki's chosen her side and Kelly's like, Michael will always send my back. He'll always send my back. And because like, does he? Does he? Hey, tell me it was 14 years of had a big marriage, you tell you. He's like, what? What? Why don't you file for divorce? It was 14 years of hell, huh?

Well, I don't know you, man. I can't speak out you, man. But you are. You're talking to me.'s like the question is, how would you, how would Tamra feel? Now, how would Vicki feel of Tamra went on a double day with Don right after the divorce? And Vicki's like, go for it. I would be mad at all. I'm fully comfortable with that.

I would not, I would not be mad. I'm maintaining my stance here and I would be totally, totally happy. Don't I have it with that? Tamra is just like, gross. And and Kelly's like okay, what about Brooks? What if I went on a date with the brok? Well first of all, I wouldn't go on a date with someone with no teeth and no job. She's like a fart.

She's silent but deadly. Because that's rude. I don't mind. That line killed me. It's so Kelly that line. It is. I love that like when Kelly even when Kelly is just at peak a peak state of being furious. She's still has to call someone apart like she's so. She can't help that you're a board. So then Then it's she's like it's like on the bus you told me something privately because you knew it would come out just like she And then they showed the clip of them in Ireland with all that big fighting Think he goes you know you like a baboon Baboons don't go, like sheep go, baba.

Just because baboons are spelled B-A starts like a B-A and then boom. Doesn't mean that baboons go, baba, baba, baba, baba. See, baboon, baba, baba, baba. You're like that kind of person. She's like, you are and on the sly. she's like, you are and on the slide. So what red flags does Kelly see with Steve? And she's like, well, Vicki has Steve do her dirty work. Because Steve, Steve, Vicki gets shit on Instagram.

So Steve doesn't for her. Yeah, because everyone thinks you're a piece of crap. And Vicki's like, Steve to stop to my dirty work. Shakey-cat, shakey-cat. My math. Will this be happening now? A clean work. Yeah, what's going to be happening now?

I don't even know what that shake-cat, shake-cat, shake-cat. Shake-cat, shake-cat. Is this referring to dirty John? Because that's not dirty work. That's dirty John. Okay, which I saw. Oh my god. Oh my god, it's too close to my life.

I've been picked up. It's me. It's me. That burns. And then this is where Kelly's like lies. Lies are man, Ellie. That should be your name. Lies. I don't get that. Is that type of pasta? I don't get it.

What's man, Ellie? It's like, can you? And then Vicki's like, can you let me talk? Ladmouth, which is like, Oh, you get my fat ass mouth, huh? Well, if you guys think I have a fat ass mouth, maybe you should turn around and look at yourself in the mirror. How about that?

I don't do cocaine, sorry. Which is like, whoa. It was like, A, it was like, where did that come from? And B, B, why did that come from anywhere? Well, the first time I didn't really get it, but listening to it the second time, I think I got it. Kelly said, oh, you're saying I have a fat ass mouth turn around to look at your ass. That's yeah. And then Vicki said, well, I'm, I'm not skinny because I don't do cocaine like you. Exactly. She actually did clarify that towards the end of the episode,

like towards at the end of the episode. Believe it or not, I actually do understand what she was saying. She wasn't. I didn't at first. It took me a minute. No, it sounded like she was saying that Kelly was doing cocaine. Well, it may have been a double meaning. You never know, Vicki.

But I mean, it was, I think she was, it, they was a double meaning. She was basically saying, well, I'm not skinny because I don't do cocaine like you That's why I took it like you yeah, obviously she was saying it to Kelly I just didn't know where that came from. I thought it was something It took me to tries to like finally get the whole thing Kelly's reaction was so funny because her head just like smushes back. It like does like this weird like Thomas the Train thing where I was like, woo, woo, you know.

And she's like so got off guard. So bizarre. I'm like, I don't have drugs. No, I just got some herbs. I do drugs. And you're doing pop blueberries. I'm like, wait, what? What's a pop blueberry blueberry am I totally naive?

Yeah, there's pot and ever you can pot everything you can pot deodorant and so Andy's like, oh guys Pot is legal just want to clarify that and Kelly's like You want to take a piece of hair for my wig and you can test it if I did cocoa would be skinny and they're all like you are a skinny and Vicki is I Ducks you do You're making exesations like that one of my mother with a little kid You never with jolly so whatever I was like, oh my god Vicki this is like so classic Vicki I was like both totally ahast, but also secretly very happy, because this is the stuff that these,

this is like, this is what the OC, this is where the OC shines, which is like baseless aghastations. Yeah, and Vicki's done such a good job. I mean, Vicki's really come back for the brink because people were like starting change.org petitions to get her ass off the show. And she didn't get total redemption this season,

but she didn't have as many people hating her. I don't think, at least from what I saw, you know, from my friends, the shop. Yeah, they all generally hated her, but they weren't asking for her to be kicked off the show like normal. And this is her way of saying, no, no, no. Yeah, I should probably be kicked off the show, but I won't be. Yeah, I'm still the worst. I'm still wearing a crop top evening gown. Okay, it's a comfort. Which by the way way is a good thing people we need people to be the worst on these shows. So Vicki's like that you travel more than when you then when you were with Jolie that's all that's all. Micah says you're with her much more. That's all that's all That's all I'm saying. Yeah, Micah said it. I just say I've learned a bit of the view bitch here. Okay, Micah said it. She's like that is a loyal And then Tamra Tamra, this is classic tamer.

She's, wait, wait, wait, wait, we're talking about cocaine. Let's go back to cocaine. Which is classic tamer, but it also shows like how bad Mickey is, that it's actually better to go back to baseless cocaine accusations than baseless parenting accusations. Let's go to back to the other one. That was just slightly less terrible than the last accusation. And Kelly is sobbing now. And Andy goes, okay. So now Kelly is crying because Vicki says she does cocaine and she's a bad mother. And Vicki goes, I did not say that. Jump, jump, jump words about that. He

jumped, pulled them in my back. Juppa cocaine in my nose. Okay. She said, jump a cocaine. She said, I just said she's not with Julie a lot. Okay. Yeah, she's not with him. And he goes, okay, so you said she's not with him a lot, a lot. That's what I said. Get it right. And she's like, of course I am. Well, Michael said to us that what have you had Jolly for three weeks because you were off traveling at, you know what, this between you, Michael. Okay. It's on us. It's on us. It's on us. I like how Vicki says that.

Well, you're with her once every two weeks, and then she immediately says, it's between you and Michael. I'm like, well, if it's between her and Michael, then why are you talking about it? Yeah, and Andy's like, well, you do seem like she's her, right? Of course, of course.

I'm so sorry, but she's that be. Okay. And it's, you know, I don't want to psych to be away from your kids because my kids left. They left. So it's hard to be apart from family. And you know, you are a monster. You're talking about your adult children moving away from you and trying to make yourself the villain in a segment that you caused Yeah, she's I mean she's doing this. She's trying to turn herself under the victim like I think in her mind She's saying you gotta be you gotta be with the kids. I got to fight to be with the kids because then see them move that and then you're like me Okay, you don't even kids don't have a Cali and Design just have a guy who just opens up a sausage for you I wish I had that. Oh, he's like, shut up. She really did do that.

Well, who's the right thing about it? Like, they're fighting. Could you please sit over there, flower face. So, Vicki, Vicki's like, yeah, if Kelly was fixing, just fix it with me too. She has to do it too. Which is like her other, that's her, M.O. The term M.O. Yeah, and so I don't like the way she's doing it. I would be too. She has to do it too. Which is like her other, that's her M.O. The term M.O.

Yeah, it's like, and so I don't like the way she feeds me, but okay. Like, you want to hit me? I'll be back, okay. Have you ever seen me do booger sugar? I don't even know what that is. What's sugar? Is that like an ingredient? I don't know.

Ha, I can tell you about sugar because it's often found and the sauce is that David serves me It's the devil. Well, I'd have to be here because I'm recording to have like jida Why would you ever snort the sauce off of a short rib at a gas your pub? Tell me that And Andy's like a booker sugar is cocaine. It's like no and Kelly goes you're a lawyer That's why you've never seen me do it You're a lawyer and Andy's like okay guys my nose is starving now, okay? Kelly's like it's insane that you accused me of doing drugs. That's crazy. I think he goes you call me fat

Yeah, you said that a big ass. I was hot You know, so know, gloves come off. They come off easy up for you, because you know, Coke. I'm sick. And she goes, you said I do drugs. And she said, I said it makes people skinny. So she goes, well, I said I'm sorry. And she should do the same, because she

said I'm a social, I have a pig. She said I'm social media, I have a pig. And I'm like, yeah, but that was before the season. And also I get, like Kelly really is coming out with a fireplace poker and just prodding Vicki the entire time, you know? God bless her. So Kelly actually apologizes.

Kelly's like, no, I shouldn't have called you a pig. I shouldn't have. I was a dork for doing that. I'm such a dork. And she's like, but you guys say to each other, it's not okay. Do better. And okay do better and then Yeah, do better. I learned that from a sign. So then Andy's like, okay, let me find

Generic phrase right now. He's like going through his roll of decks of phrases. He's like, okay, let's put in this one Let me I hope you guys find your ways back I hope you guys find your ways back. Hahaha. Oh, so then they go on break and Gina's like, well, this is the most normal thing I've ever done. Like, Rolls-R-Eyes. And so they go on break and Kelly's talking to one of the producers as she stomps off

to her room. She's like, wow, what an accusation. You can't see that. Oh, my God. That's criminal. And then the trace of me guys are gathering their thing on the couch and Timer's like you can't say that. Vick it which part which part did I love Steve? No, she does go and back She's like well you know, that's what we heard and she looks at chairman Like we don't have any evidence of it. No, of course not.

Of course not. That's the best kind of accusation. Batch, you can't say she does cocaine. You can't say it. But if you did want to say it again, I'm not going to stop you. Okay. But you can't say it. But if you want to do, you could say it.

You know that camera was totally egging her on. Yeah. She's like, you can't say cocaine. Say, heroin. Also say she sells her daughter in the human trafficking badge. You know that camera was totally I can hear on So now Kelly's in her dressing room and she's like whipping herself into a frenzy She's like sparking at the camera like give me a fucking minute, please. Oh Your dorks Little bitch cameras get my face See she gets Michael on the first day your camera

And now speaking of viola Davis Kelly's doing her version of viola Davis is not a crisis He's sending her back that I'm a bad mom never see Jean-Wee. Then I do cocaine. And then she said that you were living in 14 years of hell. Biggie sent that. I'm camera. I don't even do drugs. And then she chugs the champagne. And she's like, I'm always inside drugs. Which I know that that's not a drug, but it was still a very funny image. I almost wore a Dair T-shirt to this reunion. I was like, no, I'm not going to because it's so obvious. I hate drugs. I dare you to do drugs with me.

So Vicky's like, she's like, I can't write that. That is ridiculous. I'm the one who's a dirty job. And then Michael's like, okay, calm down, because Kelly's like, I want to hit her. I want to hit her so bad. I just want to hit her. And he's like, I would say here's weza, but we're only on the phone. I have no one to give you to punch. Do not punch anybody. Okay. Don't do it. She's saying that you're saying all these things. Oh, I hear so bad. Oh, what a door. And then it comes to Vicki and her dressing room. And she goes, I beat who says I'm a fart That's pretty me. That's pretty me. I just thought I was apart so I said she was on cookin So I didn't shout I was like hey Vicki you can't say that someone does cocoa the time. I've ever said all the time

I never said all the time was skinny. She's skinny. Oh god Vicki. I'm talking about cocoa. Okay It's not my fault that she has hostile reactions to caffeine. Okay. Oh Lord, and that brings us to the end of this one. That was fun. Thank you Orange County for at least being super entertaining at the end here because that was great. Yeah, it really was. And now we have to go fight about the movie widows on our bonus episodes. So we're going to go do that. Nashville will see you next week for Ben's birthday show. So you guys they are bring Ben some presents and some black clothes and uh... Black clothes? Yeah, because back in the day when you turned 40 people had funeral parties for you. Oh, you never saw that? My mom had one. Oh, it's amazing. So everybody we'll see you there. We'll announce our new show dates sometime soon

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