Watch What Crappens - RHOC Live From Cleveland: Pain in the Aspen

Episode Date: April 10, 2022

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You gotta be careful. You'll get sued now. I know. Hell, lo, it's so good to be back here. What a joke. Oh my god. I forgot how great your theater scene is here. You guys have so much pride here and so much city pride, which I really really love

Yeah, that's awesome. We took a road trip here today and we did a bonus episode You know recording in the car which I'm sure it's really easy on the years great audio great audio But a lot of the comments on the bonus episode, we said, hey, we're driving today from Columbus to Cleveland and people were like, what a boring drive. I was like, man, these people have very high standards about everything. We better watch our asses tonight. Like, what do you expect to happen on a fucking drive? It's a street. I thought it was great. I loved it. I mean, there was all these adorable red barns

that were going by. I mean, just like barns and more barns and more barns. They actually said, well, those, those are legitimate barns. Those are like real barns. I really loved it. It was so adorable. It was so funny. And then the... This is a scenic. The hotel, I mean, it's just was so adorable. It was so funny.

And then the... The hotel. I mean, it's just a day filled with pride. The hotel has a gigantic mirror right beside the bed. So, you know, the first thing I do is just take off my clothes and get into the bed. I don't care if I have five minutes in the fucking place. That's what I'm doing. And I looked over and it was me. You know, I was like, oh. Oh. I look so good laying down. Yes.

No, I'm not the most competent person, but laying down. I mean, that's something else. I'm going to just lay down everywhere. I'm going to meet people for dinner like Also, you know what I like is that our hotel we get a nice view of the stadium of the Cleveland Browns playing Which I like because as I've mentioned before like one of my favorite players is on the Cleveland Browns Miles Garrett. That's right. I Love him. He is adorable. He is so cute and But I think the reason why it's hard to like was because he's like obsessed with dinosaurs and

This is actually a segue which is that this afternoon when we're in the hotel I was catching up on top chef, and I'm so excited that the next Top Chef is a strange, Jurassic Park Top Chef crossover, and I'm just like so excited for Padma trying to understand how like dinosaurs are going to work into her food. She's like, chefs, for this challenge, you'll have to take a dinosaur egg, extract the DNA, and make something with Tulenti Gelato! Chefs, today we're going back to a time, a time before people. The last time Gail actually chose something fashionable. Wow Gail, you really would work in a time with bones in your hair. 65 million years ago, dinosaurs ruled the earth. It was also the last time Gell was ever in style.

Well, this week was... To Lenti. Welcome to the To Lenti family of Gelato's Challenge. Today, we want you to make sweet and savory. They have much as a fucking pork-grined ice cream. I was going to... To Lenty has to make pork-grined ice cream. Ha ha ha ha ha.

It's so, so good. Speaking of ice cream. Suck my dick to Lenty. You know, Padma was like, fuck you to Lenty. Speaking of ice cream, by the way, like about 20 minutes ago, we have lovely just like a little bit of chocolate and just like, I got something for you. And they brought out this amazing, huge, brownie Sunday. And I'm telling you right now, I am high on sugar, like crazy.

We're high. You know, I'm not doing the drugs. So you get some sugar in the me. We're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we We're high and you know, I'm not doing the drugs So you get some sugar into me. I'm we're like Like you can't do that with the brownie Ronny Also thanks to our listener Christine who got us this amazing Cleveland Caramel corn The Christina Cleveland Caramel Corn, it's Customs, the Cleveland Caramel Corn Company, Ronnie Caramel Corn, and Ben

Mandelcorn, this is awesome, thank you, also contributing to the Sugar High. Yeah, we were doing all sorts of drugs back there, girl. Oh, man. Now we're exhausted, bye. I know, we're going to crash when we're going to wait for the show. We're just going to tell him to turn into like two no-allows. Hmm.

No, we will not be doing that because tonight, God, I've got shit all over this iPad screen. What do I do? This is, you know, I make fun of how Austin from Southern Charms speaks. I'm Worse, I'm Frank Catania, Austin rolled into one. This is just, I think they're a little popcorn They're a little caramel Cleveland caramel corn shit all over here. I'll want to say today is real house slice of orange County day

Today is the day To look at my face unlock with the right angle Okay, previously on the real housewives of Orange Town me! What? This is prime freaking aspen real estate! It's gorgeous ladies! Are we supposed to lock up those stairs? Would anyone mind if I claimed the biggest room? My dad did just die.

Who says that? Call him. Can I get a sandwich? What am I saying? Looks been awful. Oh, I don't know. What am I saying that's been a wrong form? Oh, I don't know that I slam people against the wall. Just shut up, nobela. Did you just say shut up to me?

Yes! Yes, I did. Shut up. Just shut up, nobela. Well, I think that Emily should stop stirring up the drama. Ohio's very own Emily Simpson. Heather, would you be receptive to having a conversation? Not right now, I'm just too wealthy for that. Oh, fuck it. Let's do it. And see. And see. So, we ended with Noella and Heather about to have this conversation in Austin, and we

opened with Noella and Heather about to have this conversation. Just them getting into the conversation. It's great. It was like a beautiful ballet that only real housewives can do. Yeah. Please allow us. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm going to move my chair out this way. Does this come in a diamond-crusted version now? Just fucking talk, just fucking start! What do you possibly have to say and who sits like that? My ass is all the way out. I think by the way we have to reflect on the significance of recapping real house sides of Orange County in the city where Heather got an acting gig. Hot and Cleveland, hello. I was booked in this town. I was booked for this town. They booked. Booked in blasts. So Noelle is sitting on the couch with her gigantic glass of wine and her frown face. Noelle even starts her argument with Heather by pulling Heather Fingers.

She does her like picking a hair off the shower tile. You know when you're trying to use every little finger to just get that fucking hair, but it keeps sliding around the tile and you can't get it? And Heather's like, I just gave you a vision. You all are like, what the fuck hair do you have in your shower? I just thought of how awkward that was getting.

And Heather's lips are so purse-sci, you would think that she's actually just under water holding her breath. She's like, hmmm. Well, when you said in the van that I hurt your family, that hit me because if you feel that I'm hurting your family, that's not what I'm about. You know, it's times like these that I am so disappointed that I wasted my, if you ever speech on Shannon. But do you receive that? Do you hear me? Dear eyes need a cert to be button to? I can't read you right now. I don't know what you're thinking about. Let me get my claw hands ready.

Noella, this is called little Terry. It's not how I feel. It's what you've said. I feel for what you're going through. It's poor people's problems or everyone's problems. And I've said this the entire time, which is why, when these things have come up between us, I have just let them go. You know, easy going, Heather Debrough.

Easy, breezy, beautiful, Heather Debrough. You know, no, well, I get it. A poor person thinking they found the golden dick. That's big. It's big. And I feel for you that it's all crashed out. I get that. I get that.

But at some point, lippers, tiny little rock poop coming out, hold on. Mm. Bloop. My family, my life is more important than anything you're going through. Let me read you the list of priorities. My family, my children's book deals, Richard Marx, and servers passing through every five minutes. A moose booshes and the proper place on the menu.

That's before you. So now we intercut between this argument and Gina and Shannon and Emily sitting at the bar eating. So Gina's like, oh my God, they really come when you're in it only. Well, I'll tell you what's going on. What? Me to this cracker.

What have you ever had a cracker like this before Gina? This is the best chicken salad I've ever had. My God damn point. I need the recipe. I need the recipe. I'm being real. I'm being real for real. I need this recipe. I need the recipe. I'm being real. I'm being real for real. I need this recipe.

I need the recipe for this. It is this chicken salad with this cracker. Together are giving me 30 to 40. Very positive thoughts. Okay, Heather. That night, did you put your hands on the crew? Did you put your hands on the crew? Ew, I would never touch a poor person. Didn't touch anyone, no, Ella. No one. Oh my God, the mayo!

I'm the mayo! The mayo on this second step! The texture on the cracker? I mean... Have I had a cracker like this before? No. Ah! God!

Oh, it's just, it's wonderful. I think this mayo got mustard in it. Oh my God! Put another cracker! I mean, I don't have cracker! I just want to eat crackers! So the... I can keep going there, and you can keep trying to do this. You can keep trying to do this.

Now, while I was, she's like, well, I'm just asking. You said I was slamming. Oh, whoops, I guess I shouldn't slam a table while I defend myself. You said I was slamming people against walls, very expensive walls I had imported from Italy that were previously imported from Iran. It's a whole supply chain, okay? And you said you saw it with your own own eyes. No, I don't think I said that. Cut to a clip of Gina going. Sell you soar with your own eyes. Have the slam someone against the wall. You soar with your own eyes.

And then she took out the little axe from the fire extinguisher and sliced her head off, salt with my eyes. I don't think I said that. You admitted that you find you admitted that you lied. Listen, well, listen, I remember everything. Okay, do you think someone with a bad memory can book a scene on hot and Cleveland? I don't think so. That's a lot of lines, a lot of lines to say with Daphne from Frazier.

Heather is a vatel user fucking mind She gets both of her little finger picking up things and she puts them on her head and she's like I just can't do this with you anymore I'm telling you the cracker is next level. I mean this is really it's just I have never been happier Which came first the chicken or the chicken salad? It's just, I have never been happier. And we just got a question. Which came first, the chicken or the chicken salad? It's a paradox! Oh, it's just, it's so good. It's, you know, let me tell you something about this cracker. I bet this cracker would never go walking

with some slut on the beach. That's a good cracker. No, Heather. I really don't want to continue this tactic, but I did follow you down the stairs that night. Check, oh my god, that is it. I am dead. I am out.

I am out. I am out. I will not. I will not. I will not. So then, of course, Jen, dead eye Jen is standing there. Like the fucking dried bugger. You tried to just, it never leaves you. You're like, this was two weeks ago. Hasn't someone wiped you by yet? By now? But she is just standing there and she's like,

mm. Oh. Oh. Like laughing. I'm looking to see if everyone else is watching. So Noel is like, who's soon? You're the mother of some amazing kiddos.

And then Heather's like, you know what? It's time to take the claw hands to the next level. And she's up there and she starts going, no, and she just starts punching the air with the claw hand. Listen, no, no, okay, I am a grown ass woman who's been on television, who has a much larger house than you do.

And you are a liar and a thirsty girl and I am done. Do you think that's interesting that Heather Witt out thirsty girl because that's no Ella's fight against Jen, was, you took a picture of yourself with bad lighting by the way and then you tagged me on Instagram. You thirsty girl. I was Noel's big fight earlier this season. That's true. So then with bad lighting. So how there's sort of walks away.

But you know on this show, walking away means you just sort of go to the other part of the room and wait for someone to be like, no, come on. Especially Heather, because she never walks away. She walks away and then walks back. And then she'll stand behind the bar with the chef going, see, I've even got another poor person behind me on my side.

Well, she also knows the only other place for her to go to is like that dungeon room. She's stuck in. She's like, well, I guess it's probably better stay up here. I know she just keeps losing. She can't even run away, because she runs to the room that she lost to Noella, you know So no well is like well, I'm gonna surprise you even though a thirsty is wrong and

Shannon's like what happened well, it can't be resolved. I'm not talking to you. How did this get me? Are we really out of crackers? This is a disaster. Oh David Are we really out of crackers? This is a disaster! Oh, David. David. Listen, I want everybody to realize anything can be fixed. There was no such thing as chicken salad until someone said, you know what no one's tried?

Man, he's... ...meh, he's... And so, Neral was like, well, it't be a result. And Genie goes, why? And I was like, because she's not wrong, never. Well it's not enough to say I'm sorry. I did meet on the pathological liar who just makes things up. I didn't say that. Pathological liar is a different diagnosis. unmarried to a doctor, okay? And a doctor who went to a med school and then some psychologist went to it.

So I know, I know. Did you see it if you, Gina's just doesn't give a shit. Whatever is in this chicken, wait, hold on. Guyate. Anyone know Spanish in here? Let me shut the fuck up. Okay?

Be nice to the people around you, okay? Do not be too loud if you ever make me disparage you in Spanish ever again. So, so Shannon's like, well, I need to go to bed because I literally had two hours of sleep last night and honestly I just really want to go pleasure myself to the thought of those crackers and my right everyone. Oh, what a trip. So, Jean is just like eating the chicken salad. She's like, did you see it? Did you know I see it? If you didn't see it, say you won, you're so happy, yeah. So then it's 9.58 AM, because everyone's just like, fuck it, no one's gonna win, there's no more chicken salad. Let's call it a night.

So Gina's like on the phone with Travis, she's like, oh my God, it's like stunningly beautiful here. We have like a chef, there's a full staff of people, and if you spin around in the center of the room, you don't touch all four walls. It is so nice here. Can't believe it. So nice being in a place where the only chicken is the salad. It's not six liter-old children walking around the house asking me for something.

And Travis is like, go swat on the staff at home. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. So they're all, they're planning the day's activities, and there's going to be some archery. And Emily tells us that, you know, it's good that they're doing archery because Shannon originally had wanted to go to like a shooting range.

And she's like, I'm not sure about Shannon. But are we going to shoot things? We're going to shoot not sure about Shannon but are we gonna shoot things we're gonna shoot things right so what are we gonna do in Aspen? uh two things great yeah wait life target guns right rifles okay archery maybe damn guns no just bowing guns small hanky booties haven't maybe we'll just stand the coach. So Emily is like, I don't want Shann with her hands holding a gun. And then we get an epic Shann in hand montage, which is her being like,

What am I? What am I? It's me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me the big, big, big party! Oh, back then! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, it's the big, big party! This has shook her in it. This isn't my final point, you bitch! And my personal favorite. Ah! Ah!

The devil's shooting at the air like Yonsemadi Sam. For those listening at home, we just did a nice variety of canned choreography. To every husband who just walked in the room like, what the fuck? I bought you AirPods for Christmas for this very reason, man. So Heather has a backpack for the day's adventures, and she's, you know, it's like her wacky backpack.

You know, she's like, oh, I'm gonna bring this backpack. It'll be hilarious. So she has, she's gonna have, she has like a sandwich in there for Emily, and she goes, oh, and I put some apple in there, and I put a big bottle in case there's any pains in my ass, pause for laughter. And Emily goes, oh yeah, like Costco size.

And Heather's like, what? Is that a unit of Costco man joy? Cost, what is Cost, set a long island unit of measurement? Cost, not European. Cost, Costco. Cost, Costco. Is that, is that Vicky's insurance?

No, that's Cotto. Oh, no. So meanwhile, I don't know if you all watched Real Housewives Ultimate Goals trip. Yeah. Yeah. But there was some thirsty butler on that one too. And I think like a note went out to all the butlers

across America like thirsty butlers wanted. It's like a note went out to all the butlers across America like thirsty butlers wanted like a Craigslist come one come all thirsty butler so we have our Heather learn the word so we have thirsty butler number two come in he's like got charabla he married girl it's noella he's like how are you doing this morning got your bloody should I just put the fruit on the bed? She's like, yeah, that would be great. Why are you sitting on my bed? You said

The actual fruit, please. I'm not in the market for a gay friend employee today. All right. I'm going to a very rough job So she does what anyone does when they're in crisis Oh, hey, today I'm going to a new round of time. So, she does what anyone does when they're in crisis. She facetimes. Kenny! Kenny! Kenny! More Kenny. She wants me on this show so badly.

And Nilecaul's this lady, right? Like, two seconds after she woke up, like, her face looks crazy. Her fillers have like still not woken up yet. They're like, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr She's trying so hard to be awake in camera red and she's like this fucking bitch Of course puts me on camera right now like when I look like this So outside Heather is talking to the girls and she's like guys no, well, uh, it's a provocator. She is a provocator She's like Why Pervericator you know Pericator, you know. Prevaricator, she was like,

Huh? She's a predator? No. I've already called her that this season. We're moving on. We're finding bigger words. So, Prevaricator, girl, I looked that shit up when it came on the TV. I was like, what?

Red what it was still wrote down Praderikator, okay? So then we were back there talking. I'm like, oh my god. And then when Heather calls her up Praderikator and Ben's like, Prerikator. It's called Prerikator, okay. It's like, pervericator. Okay. It's like, no, it's not. I'll use it in a sentence. When a waiter says that they've passed or jurved everyone, but you've seen them by the wall, that waiter is a pervericator. Punitive pervericator. That's what she is. A punitive pervericator.

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. Athens commercial. So, uh, then Noella is talking to Kenny on the phone, you know, cuts back and forth. And she's like, you only said was Heather is out there already and that's your corner. And you don't know what that been saying. Noella, I love a good house live sob. Yeah. And you don't know what the bitch said. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa your son's autism, your father's death, that's your karma. I mean, I forgot my Facebook password.

I got a splinter. My post-space cancel, and she said that's all my fault. No. I live that she goes from her father's death to her Facebook password. Now Heather did not say that. She did say that the shit you're going through is your karma. And that is the shit she's going through. It was a good burn.

It was a good to bro burn, I thought. I don't know, I mean, I don't think that's cool when your dad just dies. And someone's like, that's your karma. I mean, you know, like, let's get some karma dis timing, Heather. Far fuck sake. So Noel is like, that's a new, sorry dis timing, Heather. Far fuck sake. So, Noel is like, that's a new, oh, sorry, that was Heather.

Could you imagine? Noel is just choking on her bloody Mary. That was her, excuse me. What's the new low, Haltur Kapro? And I didn't think you could get any lower. That's a new low, how they do, bro. It's down suddenly Dr. C's over there. Hussing green eggs in ham.

Man. So Kenny is like, What's up, the other ladies? And Nuala is like, Well, I look to shun and I was like, Look, he's shunnin'. She had cracker all over her face. And Ken is like, oh!

I've never been so disrespected by a mouthful of mame's. Oh, I'm so sorry. I wish I was there to give you big hug and also to be on your TV show. Please let me on your TV show. Oh no, too much cracker. You have to eat the cracker slowly, Ronnie. One bite at a time. Can you believe me?

Ah! That was brownie and caramel corn, karma. No, that was your karma, giving you what you deserve. That was my karma, corn, from the Cleveland Carmo popcorn factory. Oh, so no one was like, that was like high school wrinkles. Or high school sports trade on TV because everyone has wrinkles on TV high school. So then she says that they're just take that Beverly Hills no to one. We all saw that. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Jenny got.

They'll go to get that one out. I've been waiting all tour. Finally make a really salient observation. Yeah. It's got to have the Debris like showing up and spelling productions and be like, I'm ready for my audition. I'm just gonna play about the school nerd. I'm just like Carol Rads well.

I'm here to read for the wrong. I'm an Indoor Reader. We for the wrong. I can't endure it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I could totally see Carl Radzwell in like a little crop top thing from Forever 21 and a Choker. You did, you did, it was called Real Out Siles of New York City sir. Math class was so hard in my ride. I'm turning my kitchen into a- What did she turn her kitchen into?

A closet. A slightly different kitchen. No, she- No, I think it was a closet that she turned into a kitchen. It was a closet, right? I'm still a mad that she had those floating stairs. I was so mad at those stairs, oh my god. I just-

I feel like Bravo was constantly fucking with us with stairs, you know? And now we've got real housewives of New Jersey and the Upplin' On Your Realings when I want you to voice, alright. What is Carol thinking? Putting on a staircase that has no railings and just like floats there is gonna fall. Oh shit, it's gonna, it's dangerous. It's dangerous. Okay, so back to this. These egg whites is so yummy. I mean, how could we even get off topic of real house

size of Orange County? I mean, Jean is going off the bad egg whites. Gather the children, gather the family. So now it's time to start the activities. So Jen decides that she's going to have a moment. So she emerges from whatever like laundry machine she was in. And she just, I just needed some space from Rion. So she emerges and she has like a whole look. There's just going to archery and she's got another jacket with big lapels and her hair's on and makeup. And she looks exactly like Heather DeBro. Like, girl, this is archery.

Not a Richard Marx concert. I don't know because I treat Jen kind of, I don't know, like I treat calorie counting apps. I just pretend they're not there. Like if I see, if they're on my phone, I just keep swiping. Like, my fitness pal, but nope, didn't know about that. So I don't know if she's even on this show.

So then, the standing comes in with her. I'm wacky shaming, I have costumes! I've got an arrow! Yes, girl! She does her, like, her brunt Michaels walk, which means that she does, like, a weird teetering thing, like, who's ready to go archery shooting? Yeah.

She does, like, a teeter-top thing. I'm like, I'm pretty sure most archers are not walking like that through the woods. So Santa's like, can anyone see Nauela? And Emily goes, no, but I saw a bloody Mary in a bowl of fruit cutter room. I can't tell if Emily is more mad at the bloody Mary or the fruit, but I'm like, leave the bitch alone. I also like Heather DeBro,

what she sees Shannon wearing, she's Shannon's wearing like a head wrapping and you know, she looks like a modern hunter, like someone goes out in the woods and goes, you know, she'd steer or something. And Heather goes, you look like Robin Hood. She looks literally nothing like Robinhood.

I mean, I get it, you know. I take from Rich Terry's and give it to Borgina's, right, Gina? Right. Ha, ha, ha. Ah. So, Noella has decided to stay home. Listen, I say if there's a bartender at 9 in the morning, you order a drink at 9 in the morning.

What do you fucking root? Please. Please. Good for her. And Noella drinking her bloody Mary in bed is so hilarious, because Noella's like a typical housewife. She's fucking crazy. And she's trying to have this huge victim scene,

but can't even drink a drink, right? So she's drinking her drink, and this is the celery stick coming out of it. She's like, pfft. Pfft. Oh, that's how she met sweet James. Pfft.

Pfft. That's terrible. At brunch. Oh, that was Jen. Oh, that was Jen, yeah. Oh, so they all go off to archery and Heather keeps trying. She's like, well, guess what? Maybe I don't need my Advil. There will be no pains in the asses today.

We call that a callback in the industry. That's a tip for you. That's very, yeah. I love that Heather unfollowed everybody this week on Instagram. I already mentioned that, so sorry for the repeat. But I loved that this just didn't go the way Heather wanted to. It's so funny because you just see Heather like patting herself on the back every Advil joke she makes. She's like yes! Yes, Senator Orange, I made an Advil joke!

Bobbitch! Bye! Call me! Call me! I want Heather to say I love that the hottie awfulness. That's like what makes me makes my heart go pitter pat. I love that, the haughty awfulness. That's like what makes my heart go pitter pat. Whoop! Boo. I mean, I think it's kind of fun. Follow up your infinity hallway for all I fucking care. I don't get go.

It's genius. I mean, they decided to cast like the most uptight person in the Bravo universe with the most chaotic person we've seen in ages and just putting them together endless times. I mean, how are we watching a show where they're having an argument like, did you shove someone against the wall in your party? It's great. I'm all for it.

So, Gina's like, I just don't understand that attitude. Like, you say you want to be part of a group, but then the group is going to do a group thing and then you don't want to do the group thing that the group is doing together. Shut up, Gina. Why would you really want to hang out with you, Gina? Yeah.

Gava. Gava. So Heather's like, you know what? You just cannot agree to disagree on someone accusing you of putting your hands on a person without money. And Jen goes, I'd be like, no. And so then Emily gives us a really special moment. She goes, Jen doesn't have an original thought. She just follows Heather

around. Then if Heather says something looks amazing, Jen will go, it's amazing. And then like to like fire up the montage. Okay. I don't want to get involved. I don't want to get involved. I don't want to get involved. Oh, and you know your kids had their first day of school? First kids first day of school. No! No! Oh, God, I got a pee.

Oh, my God. The word is pee. We just got these cabinets imported from Italy and we had to send them back because they were slightly upside down. If you ever come for me or my family, Jen, they're called lines and what you do is you memorize them and you go to your audition. That's how you get jobs. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. But then you really see how specific it gets because Heather goes is this a Mark trail? A gen goes is this a Mark trail? I was like you're even copying Mark trail banter Okay guys it's time for a very very sad Completely I'm sorry, but come on you guys Sad music it's like But come on you guys. Sad music. It's like, I know all it comes down, you know, like wiping the bloody Mary mix from the celery off her eye. With a thousand dollar patch, Mina. Just looking really sad. She's like, and walks out the giant door and closes it behind her. And she's like, with everything I'm going through,

I'm just just connected, I miss my kid, my father died, and then I get an email from my attorney with the force papers and just thinking of things I didn't think about, the destruction of our embryos, I just need a breath, which granted this is all serious stuff. I'm like, I just need a breath. Which granted, this is all serious stuff. And like I would be sad too. It's a breath, it's a breath really moment.

Do you know how many people are shooting this show? Have you ever seen a picture of how many cameras are around these people? She drags this camera crew down to the fucking river, okay? There's not even a sidewalk, there is nothing, and you know these guys are like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I couldn't kill him all the time.

I couldn't kill him all the time. I couldn't kill him all the time, myself to be triad, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm, who I'm who I'm, who I'm, who I pressed pause to take notes, right? So, I'd look back up and I sure it was pause like this. Now it's a game. I was like, just fill in the blanks. Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. Like, you know, whatever you want in there. And it kind of works.

Like, Noella's just so back and off the rails. I would believe anything at that point. No, I don't hate Noella, actually. I like Noella. I think that the show, I mean, I think she's bat shit, Kukku and a total phony and a liar. But I love that. I love that. Yeah. I mean, I think she's bat shit, Kukku, and a total phony and a liar. But I love that, and I love that. Yeah, I also earned a spot.

I think she took the Bronwyn cut out, right? Bronwyn was too much. I think everybody was like, fuck her. She took the Bronwyn, and she fixed it. She made it like more fun somehow. So I officially endorse this crazy woman, Muella. You don't do that at a river, you do that in the home goods. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh gotta go right now. Okay, like literally I can't be here anymore. I'm gonna bring a joke on my wife and the fucking home goods.

I gotta go, what the fuck is going on with the home goods? All these gavassons and no one can bring me a fucking napkin, come on. You don't break down like that and private what's the point? Go to them all! Listen, spamming the line is so borrow and do that shit, alright? So, uh, the other women meanwhile arrive atery, and there's this crazy guy, Douglas, who's also master Fushelle. I don't know if that's a thing that is in Archery.

Like, you're the Fushelle, or it sounds like someone who's on the next season of any show. It sounds like a child of a housewife. Fushelle. It's like Trishelle's sister from real world. So, uh... So this guy is like, you've come to be a warrior, you've come to learn the way of the bow, so breathe in through your nose, and your stomach should go out, which you don't ever want to say on Bravo about making your stomach go out.

Yeah, the fuck is this person? You're an ass-spin telling people this? Just let your stomach hang right out, ladies. Fuck off, you faker. Bring out the guns. I'm with Shannon. And this is when we find out why Heather keeps Gen around. It's to make her Advil jokes funnier, because Gen goes, huh? I can see the instructors don't want us to go all hungry games on each other, and I'm off duty, so I won't be wrapping wins for the day Laymas so Heather's not my not my at the jokes are funnier aren't they?

So Heather's like oh my god Let's mess with Jen when she goes up for her turn Heather's training so hard to be fun. She's like, we are gonna mess with her. It's gonna be amazing. So yeah, this is Heather's like carefully choreographed fun. So then Jan is up there like, hmm. Hot chew. Hot chew.

Hot chew. Hot chew. It's like the fourth grade production of like Brigaduin or something like that. Hot chew! Hot chew! It's like the fourth grade production of like, Brigaduin or something like that. Hot chew! Don't ever fuck with a woman who has been fucked with like Shannon Bidor. That's what I learned.

Shannon can be a little victimy and like, I can't believe you would do this to me chicken salad, but She knows how to work a bubble. I was like damn she's like This is for every sponan race that you went to David bling So they do their archery and it's wacky. And then Noella returns to the house, and then Emily and Gina stay in the van. Because now Gina is starting to go. She's starting to spin out.

Because Gina, this whole season, has really tried to have a fight. And I think a lot of it is her trying to prove she's not boring, because she gets to like, why is Gina there? She's boring. She's boring. She's boring. I guess you could combine those two things, like it Tina there? She's boring, she's boring, she's boring.

I guess you could combine those two things, like it's a couple, like boring, all right. No, boring already is a thing, pouring, pouring. Yeah, she's pouring. So I think this season she's trying to start a fight, but no one will really fight with her, right? She haven't kinded us, but she can't really get a fight going. So now she just starts spinning out for no reason, right?

So she's like, I mean, if no, I don't want seeing you have fun and all have fun, but I'm not a fucking therapist, all right? And all this stuff with her father, I mean, it's sad, okay? And I know what she's feeling with a lot, but I'm not going down this cave to listen to her bitch about her father. Wow. I mean, damn, Gina. I mean, damn, Gina. It's not like we just sat through four years

of you getting divorced and a DUI and riding a statement for a mat and now we'll cope everything. I know I'm just, yeah. We have done nothing but listen to you moat and fucking cry and with terrible extensions and outfits to beat. Yes. So Emily and Gina are in a sprinter van going back to pick up Noella to go on a little mining tour. And so Noella emerges and she's wearing a pussy bow to go to a mineshaft. I mean she literally looks like... She's like I'm ready to go to a mind-shout. I mean, she literally looks like...

She's like, I'm ready to go to the mind. I'm like, are you going to like a fundraiser for the mind? Why, who wears a pussy bow to a mind? So Emily's like, or Trey made me hungry. Okay. So they start driving to this mind and it's just Emily Zina and Noella and Noella's in the back seat. And she's like, Ladies, Hi,

Did you have fun today? Because Noella is that person who just wants you to say, How are you doing Noella? And then the rest of your fucking car trip, Yes. The plane trip, The plane trip back, Still on the phone calling you,

Because she's my done, crying. That's that friend who's just waiting and you're like, I'm not asking her how she's doing. Oh no. Yeah, Gina's not that far off to be fair. So then they get to this, the three of them get to this mineshaft and they're going to go on Smuggler's Mind Tour and this guy, Jay, gives Gina like they get the belt And he gives her like a headlamp and she goes, oh my god, is it gonna be dark down there?

No, it's just your standard issue fluorescent lit Mind shaft down to center of a mountain My god, it's like the shoe box you live in before you poke holes in it, Jean. Now you can get used to it the shoe box you live in before you poke holes in it, Gina, you can get used to it. She can take that headlamp home next time she wants to go into that weird hole in her closet. Oh, my God. So rude.

So it can help her for her, because it's dark. It's a dark, but it's just being helpful. In the corner. So, Noella is in that backseat, like going, hmm. Noella is in that backseat like going And Jean is just like oh my god look at the street. It's another street look at that So they go to the Clarks channel and it's like You know the music so Jay is possibly the best real house life out of all the Orange County housewives and it's like, there's me, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding the fuck you wanted, it's a mine! No, name the thing. What you want some fucking coffee or at the wrong place?

It's here's a mine! So they go in there and he's like, oh, so we got a bunch of little babies to lag tats up here. And then this popcorn looking stuff here, that's called a halatai. And you know, I was like, oh, that's my vagina. Hello tight. I'm like, I get the wordplay, but also know that you just compared your vagina to a geological formation in the shape of popcorn in a cavern. So I'm like, who's the sound to man, Jay? He's like, that's Fred.

What the fuck you asking about? No one has ever asked about Fred before. Look, I damn mind ladies, all right? We don't have, hello, my name is stickers here. This fucking deal with it, it's a goddamn mind. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Hey, attorney Emily Simpson here asking,

has anyone died, and I have to say that because everyone's voice in the show has anyone died in this mine before and he goes yep and then he just keeps on walking along so they're following him and I think it's no well no weller Emily, Emily, Emily. She's like, oh, he hits her head on the mine. And he goes, oh, someone forgot to look. It's God damn mine.

Heather is so mad that she did not go on this. Because she's like, don't worry, I always know which way to go in the mine shaft. So Emily is like, they say that the average minor is like 5, 4, to 5, 6. And she's like, oh, well, Shane would be a great minor. I didn't realize he was actually that short, but if you think about it, it makes sense. Well, you have to lower the bar, you know? It's such a root joke. It's just like just going for a real low hanging crew. No pun intended. He can be a minor, he can be a lawyer now, but he still can't ride the matter horn.

Barry is. Don't go, I got you. Don't go, I got you just pops out with a big axe. Barry is. Joe Gorka is trying to have sex with a mind shaft. He's just at the front of it being like These rocks are as hot as me am I right Jake? Come on there he is bro. Hey did somebody say there was a vagina up on the top of this thing It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapance commercial. So, uh, let's see, the other van.

The other van, a new spin-off on Bravo. The other van. It sounds like it's a new, very serious drama on Apple TV. The other van. The other van. They went in the other van, but they came back different. Heather's like, over the river and through the waves to grandma. Shot her off, just please. Even her incidental music is terrible. I hate that song. I was in an Okapella group in Syracuse, OK?

Over the river and through the waves to grandmother's house. Was she releasing singing about that? Get a fucking closer house for your grandmother. Your poor grandmother's living on the outskirts. No one can even visit the poor lady. Right? Just like Frances McDormand in the van in Nomadland getting to grandma's house. No, Frances McDormand would not take that shit.

She'd be like, you better get me into a better fucking place. I'm telling you that. Over the river through the woods. What the fuck do I look? She's always the lady from Fargo, even when she's really old. So they get to, they go on this little walk, and there's like a little bridge, and they're like walking with the bridge,

and Heather's like, be careful, and then Dr. Jen goes, be careful. So Heather's like, how was everyone doing? And they're like, I'm happy. Well, I'm happy too. And she's like, Shannon Gus. Well, after last night, I just feel conflicted. I feel like Emily has a large party and stirring it up.

Yes. Can we make sure there are no guns near her stirring gestures? Okay, thank you. She brings up controversial stuff and puts people on the spot. And then we see a clip of Emily being like, are you jealous? Are you jealous of Gina and Heather's relationship? I'm not, I'm not. I'm not.

I'm obviously not. Not jealous whatsoever, but you need to put a pin in it. Put a pin in it, which is actually not the right use of the phrase pin in it, but I'm not sure, I'm obviously not. Not choice whatsoever, but you need to put a pen in it. Put a pen in it, which is actually not the right use of the phrase pen in it, but I'm going to use it right now. And Heather says, is she a shitster or is she a truth teller? I don't know. Let's ask the cameraman with the bruise on his cheek from that time. You put the camera out of the way, Heather.

I'm never going to let it go. I'm never gonna let it go. She beat someone with a camera, and I saw it. It's higher, Iron. I'm a truth teller. Thank you. You have now learned the way of the bow. Thank you for coming. Well, you know, that's the thing that's really bothered me. I mean, I have never really been close with Emily, And in Cabo, we really bonded doing silly stuff.

And it's just like a shot of them falling over on the pinata and Cabo, like, we're bonded for life. Bonded for life now. And this is all the stuff they showed, Stanley talking about, but we know all the stuff that they cut. Because Coppycat Jen walks back into the house and goes, is there any chicken salad? episode. So Heather, Heather's like, champagne. This is the best day ever, champs. We're having so much fun. So Emily and Gina come and they they're still

talking about chicken on this episode, the chicken salad. So Gina is watching Chef Lee cook and trying to be happy, but we see that she's starting to kind of spin out. Gina's just blinking around like, oh God, I got a fight with somebody. This is my job. All right, we are moving. We are moving this year. I don't care. How are we doing? And Heather is still trying to sell us on the fact that she's totally cool with service people. She's like, oh my God, Chef Alfredo, the best chicken ever. Remember Jen, we have the chicken thing, chicken. When you said you ate chicken once, and I was like, I've heard of chicken, and we're like, I've heard of chicken. I've heard of chicken.

Yeah. God, I love a callback. I love call, I love callbacks. So Noella comes back and she's like, Oh, hello, Noella, how are you? She's like, I just have so much going on. You know, I went to this creek, and I have so much going on. You know, I went to this creek and I had a breakdown in nature.

I mean, Janice, I'm sorry about that. Why did I ask her how she was? I fucking learned not to ask her as she was. No, I was like, it was longer memorial to mourn her. And Heather's just watching. She's like, I'm trying to have a scene about chicken. So Shannon pulls Emily aside for their talk and, you know, it's stirring the pot, stirring the pot.

I don't like a friend that stirs the pot, which is funny because I was besties with Tamron for about five years there, but, you know. So she's like but you know. So she's like, you know, I just don't want negativity because I'm just such a happy player. I am so happy. I'm so happy right now. You do not know what happiness is until you're living in a much smaller house and your children are Champing at the bit to get out. That is happiness. That is a happy time But if you don't want negativity, then why are you saying negative things about Jada?

She never did she never did but the more you repeat stuff the more people believe it I guess you know because I was like, Shannon, why don't you? How am I to take 10 pages a week on this shit? Even I'm like, mm-hmm. Why Shannon? Shannon, Shannon is not talking shit about you, you know. I'm sorry. And this is being spun out of way out of proportion. Yes.

We, we, we out of proportion. She just made a little passing comment and the whole thing about the competitive, like let's have more fun. That was just stupid silliness. And the fact that it's being brought back to Heather is so ridiculous, but it's also kind of great because I love that Heather is like,

was I losing out of competition? I did not realize. I put marinara sauce on my bag. I feel it's commitment. I just like that Shannon is so easily triggered at all times. Like she falls for it every single time. It's like when you can't catch a fish, so you have to go to that fish farm,

where everyone catches it. It's like that's Shannon. She's always gonna get triggered every time, you know. You're guaranteed to be triggered. So they basically agreed to still hate each other, but in a nicer way, and wear bare costumes. Yeah, wear bare costumes. Because it's going to be...

Why can't you wear a costume paint tonight? So then another person who's sick of listening to Noella, her mom. So Noella calls her mom from the hot tub. And her mom's the hot tub. And her mom's like, Hi, honey. Hi, I was just watching Judge Judy.

What's up? She's like, hey, Mrs. look at my view. I hustled the room with the jacuzzi. You hustled the room with the jacuzzi by saying your dad just died no well. I know. It's also the only time we've seen her use it after all that.

It's the one time she uses it. And so she just talks more about, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, into the butture, I was horrified on behalf of the state of Colorado. But just how she does it, she's like, I dropped my fruit salad in the hot tub. Tall salad, just got my salad tossed. And then she gives us an empowering moment where she's like, you know, you know, I've got the like the fastest divorce in the history of history. So, uh, Zina and Emily are in bed and here comes... No! Are we having fun?

Heather. And she gets in with them. And she's like, okay guys, we're having fun, right? Isn't this fun? Do you remember my at-field shows? No, I didn't. No, I didn't. This is not fun. So she's like, guys, so if anything comes up tonight,

let's just squash it for each other. Right? We're on a team, right, ladies? I'm like, yeah, let's walk away and have fun. And then they're like, oh, so how are things, she was like, how are things with you in Shannon? She's like, oh, you know, like, she apologized and I apologized and everything's fine.

And Heather's like, look how easy that was. Right, so she's like, but you know what, Shannon just bugs me, like, she's trick is me. Like, I don't want to mess up everyones me, like she's trick is me. Like I don't want to mess up everyone's vacation just because Shannon trick is me. So Heather has just come in and given Gina her orders, right? So notice how Gina switches from Shannon right to Noella because of Heather. You know, Heather's got a certain power. It's called money.

I was gonna say she's got a certain kind of friend currency. Nope, it's literal currency. It is literal. It's called a movie theater in the basement in Richard Marx in the corner. It's called my basement while's leak on purpose kind of money. So now it's nighttime and they're all getting ready for the evening's entertainment. Let's give you a little bluegrass band and everything so they're all like gather out gather outside So they're all like gather outside. And Gina, so here's the thing. I understand that no, well, it's like a lot. You asked her one thing and she gets the whole thing.

But again, I just feel like Gina of all people is not the one to be obnoxious about it. Okay, so Gina goes, so I guess he got some bad news today. As if she's so burdened by this, when again, we already sat through a boring ass scene of her at the dentist office with MAP. He's like, oh, parenting, we got mug shots. So no, while I guess, well, no, it's not shitting it. It's just the finalization of the divorce. And she's, oh, good, great news.

So it's done. It's like, no, I mean, it's not done, but it's like line through line is like everything. It's hold on. It's the final agreement. Oh, good. So it's the final agreement. That's the fastest ever. Wow. Hold on. Some employees from the local sizzler are here to play instruments. You have the stage. You have the stage. Please welcome the yodeling, harmonicaing, hairy backs. Please welcome the not-richard Marxists. Please welcome the no names playing instrument with air. I hope someone has cash because I really don't. So these guys are like,

Wall of fights about to break out. It's a lot of like, You know. So Gina's like, ha! You know? So Gina's like, I am so pomp and no-wow-wow. Like she's gonna close this chapter, and most importantly, she's gonna shut the fuck up now about a divorce. Woo!

So Emily and Shannon have to like, discreetly disappear so they can do their bare thing. So they do the most discreet thing one can do is that during an intimate performance, this big. I have to go to the bathroom, see ever since I had children. I just, I pee, I pee in my pants. So I'm sorry to interrupt this blue grass thing

that you guys are doing, but I don't see Daisy Fuentes. So I think I need to go. Excuse me, ladies, I've got to go bear. Excuse me, ladies, I've got to go bear. Peep, peep, I've got to go peep, okay! I'm sorry, I've got to go, Joe's a bad, but one is too small, one is too big, one is just a r- Oh god! I have to bear, I mean I'll be right back, I mean I'll be bear back, I mean no, that's the wrong thing. Bear bear! with up the wrong thing. Bam-er. Uh-huh.

Stuck of bare-buck. So Emily and Shannon go off, and then they come back out and scare the ladies, and everyone's like, wow. Shannon's like, boom-gah! Gah! Gah! Like dad was a good one, Shannon. Gina goes, she's like, I think they Gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr We all remember my reunion outfit in the future. We all remember my project runway outfit.

I could go on all night about Miss Vies. So now Gina and Emily are doing that like drunk. Like we're having so much fun cause we're dancing crazily. And Noella sees what's coming right cause Gina gets drunk and really really means. So they're dancing and Noel is like, I already know where this is leading because I've clapped to Gina is. She gets drunk, she's going to be mean, and then she's going to try and leave a wooden sign that has a really insipid word in the living room. Oh no. Speaking of Sims, cheers.

So, I'm like, Nia, look at me, I'm the Clarity Expression, and I'm having the Clarityest Voice ever. You know, it's funny, Gina says all this stuff about how Shan and doesn't always just wants to keep her down, doesn't want to lift her up. And this woman just got a super speedy divorce. I could have been so messy. And she's like, oh, fuck you and your speedy divorce.

So everybody starts coming in and Heather's like, chef Lee. Oh, wow. Heather's still trying that whole thing. Chef Lee, tell everyone how many years you worked at Nobu. Hmm. Is that you didn't work at Nobu? Okay, one moment, let me call my agent.

What the fuck am I doing here? So they are starting the food and Emily's like, let's play a game. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So they start playing one of these hacky games, right? And Heather's like, Emily has a game to start some shit, everybody. So Emily's like, let's start easy. Gina, tell us your first job and how much you made. Just to watch Heather's asshole fall out on the floor

and discuss. Oh. Oh. Well, I worked at a bone house as a bus girl. Oh, that's a good, what, that's like what? 250 an hour, $250 an hour, right? I'm sick of it. I'm with only 15. And then I was like, oh, my first job was at 15, too.

I was in a Wilson Math video. Wilson Math is at home being like, keep my mother fucking name out of your mother fucking mouth. Just hit the TV. This just is not Will Smith's week. It's not. It's bad when Noel is name checking you. It's like, wrong week, Noel.

I mean, that's a far way to fall in a week like you can't even turn on a goddamn house live so oh yeah you're a mad oh yeah Tatiana's kids mad on. So, you know, like, their first jobs are gonna be a little death threat. And no other goes. Who's Tatiana? I'm not gonna talk about that. What the music videos were she in? Oh, yeah, what was she in a?

And then we get the bravo. Uts! Because we now know who Tatiana is. Was she in a job rule video that I missed? So then, Gina's like, my friend. And then we stayed like, two weeks ago, I Tatiana. I'd be like, hi, I'm Tatiana. Orange County's Heather Thompson.

Isn't Tatiana the one who threw that party for Gina? Yeah, so she's her other rich friend. She's been off for three years, yeah. Don't fuck with someone who's giving Gina money Gina. Yeah, so she's her other rich friend. She's been out for three years, yeah. Don't fuck with someone who's giving Gina money. I mean, listen, you gotta, you gotta at least hand it to Gina. She's at least nice to the people who pay for her shit. But to be fair, I mean, she says my friend Tatiana

and who else like, oh yeah, oh, lovely, amazing. And then Jan is like,antiana, very sweet. Wow, she's the best. You would just sit a house a couple of weeks ago. Right, right. Yeah, you know what? No, well, that's a very long time with Tau. Tau.

Tau. And Tau was very comforting to her. OK. You have never seen very comforting to her. Okay. You have never seen a better person than twat. Okay, she is like, when you're with twat, she is like the biggest twat you've ever seen in your life. Like a big juicy twat. I love her.

Emily is like, I love twat, where are they? Now my friend, twat, all right? So, and also we see the clip of Tatiana meeting Noella. It just so noella. She's like, welcome, how are you? Welcome to my home. How are you? Noella.

And she's like, terrible, my dad just died. And this was three days ago too, by the way. So then Noella, Noelle was like,, well, she was interrupting my name dropy story. Did you her name dropy story about Toddie's daughter? And Channie goes, who is Toddie? Is that one of those beverages they order in Beverly Hills? Toddie? Is that what that is? Who's Toddie? And is she hot?

Is she a hot bitch? And then Creepy-ass, Thirsty Butler is literally standing in a dark doorway behind them, going, mm-hmm. It's so weird. So then, no, I was like, yes, taught. It's, it's taught you, you start her. And she goes, down hurts my feelings

that you didn't know who taught was. I only call her taught. Okay, taught,. I only call her Todd. OK, Todd. Todd. I call it Todd. Todd. I think they all just start talking. Jennifer goes, Jennifer.

Jen. Jennifer. Jen. I think she thinks she's logging into her car or something like that. Jennifer. Jen. You know, Jennifer.

And then Heather goes, Heather, I mean, no one calls me head, I don't like it, you're all fired And now while it's like it's not that deep, okay? You're looking for shit. No, I'm not looking for shit and when shit comes my way Unprotective of my real shit, okay? Unprotective of my trot real shit, okay? I'm protective of my trots. All right. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh down that boy now. So Gina's big storyline now is that she's mad people don't remember taught.

TOT. They don't remember taught. Oh, that's like my vagina. So Emily just like heads off. I'm sorry, Gina heads off. Emily goes after her, because Emily's like, I know there's something deeper going on, you know? So she's like, have a seat, have some cobblers,

they sit down to have some cobbler. And then Shannon pulls Nuella over and she goes, I care for you, and I feel bad, I feel bad, I do. And Nuella's like, well, I just don't feel supported or respected, and I was like, heart. I'm feeling so bad. I'm feeling a part now, I know. So she's like, I mean, this was supposed to be the time to mourn my father's death, but I don't feel like I'm

in the same space. This is a girls' trip. And you were just cracking up in the backyard, spilling fruit salad all over yourself, laughing about how you scamammed the free room. Yeah. No, a lot. So then Gina back with Gina.

She's like, you know what? I mean, come on. I'm like, we know people in each other's lives. Like, I know Keeney. And Emily goes, who's Keeney? Her friend, Keeney. Keeney. And Emily goes, oh, Keeney. Huh? No, Keeney, Keeney. And then he goes, oh, Keeney.

Huh? No, Keeney. Keeney. Jen just passes by the doorway on her way to bed. She's like, Keeney. Keeney. Keeney. Keeney.

Keeney. Jeannis, like, I met her twice in my life, and I know who she is. I'm like, no, you don't. You're not saying you're an amriac. You got all these to stop your arguments. So good. So, Shannon's like, I can't know, Hala, okay, you're getting a divorce. You're in mediation. Your father died. It's just too much.

And then Hala goes, my vagina's hanging out. Hello, Tite. So then, then Jenna's like, it's okay. We've all seen it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.'s hanging out. Hello, tight. So then, then Jenna's like, it's OK. We've all seen it. So Gina's and Heather want to talk some shit about Noella. But Heather's like, hold on.

Jenna Mador is here. Quiet, quiet. All right. So Gina's like, oh, yeah, she's going to just keep supporting Noella. So she just comes up to Sham. She's like, how are you gonna keep supporting that? And she goes, you know what, Gina? You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and she just makes it all. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM B very rude people. I mean I'm an asshole. I'm an asshole. I was like that is so gross. This is coming from the people who just did the Noella lady you're about to get it I swear. These are the people who just mock Noella's river crying scene. We still like this is too much.

So Gina's like yeah what she's just being nice to Noella, so that three years from now, she can say to Noella, remember, when everyone was coming to you and I had him back off, yeah, because everyone's fucking, you're coming for her for no fucking reason. And the only people you're kind to on this show are people that are doing shit for you.

Gina? Yeah. Rich people. So then, Chad, I was like, I know there are issues, but think of when you were in a dark time, and I don't know some friendly guardian angel called you at three in the morning every night to console you. Gina's like, I never acted like that.

Nope. I was much more boring about it, OK? Yeah. So Shannon, so Emily and Gina are at the bar and they're terrible white furs. It's like hooker scenes from 80s movies, you know? And Shannon's like, I get those issues, but you know, when you were in your dark time,

remember me and Gina's like, no, never acted like that. I never acted like that. So, Gina's like, I'm dead. You did, you completely dropped Emily. I don't know if you remember this. Oh, shit. You're only true friend on this.

So you completely dropped and tried to turn everyone against for no reason and tried to exclude her when you found someone a little more helpful, named Shannon Bedoa, who was calling people named Mike Lyft. Don't make me go through the whole history. Just go on. So furious. So Gina's like, you know what, I through the whole history. Just go on. So furious.

So Gina's like, you know what, I don't have sympathy. I am done. I am done. I am done. She storms off to her room and her big room has like double doors. She takes the first door and she slams it. And it bounces and it opens up.

She takes the second door and it's boom. And then both, and she walks to the room and her doors just are open. I'm like, you can't even do a huff-off, right? Okay, you can't even do the huff-off. So funny. And she's talking to herself on mic, and she's like, I never acted like that.

She just got a huge fucking check, and it's the worst thing in the world. I'm done. It's a fucking shit show. I don't got sympathy. There's not enough demon dust in the world. I'm done. It's a fucking shit show. I don't got sympathy. There's not enough demon dust in the world. I'm- Oh, so you're mad because you had a poor divorce.

Noted. Yeah. Noted. Next on the season finale. A real housewives of Orange County. Hi, I'm Dresslight Brett Michaels for the 10th time. Is it too much? Is it too much?

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