Watch What Crappens - RHOC: LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S #500!

Episode Date: July 21, 2017

It's our 500th episode! And to celebrate, we took the show to NYC and recorded live at the famed Gotham Comedy Club!! And what better way to mark the occasion than by recapping a hilarious installment of "Real Housewives of Orange County." We didn't forget it about it! Afterwards, there's a live edition of Listener Spotlight, and then we give the Crappens treatment to Ramona's "Love Connection" appearance. So fun. Thank you so much for helping us get to 500 episodes. Here's to 500 more, okaaaaay???? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What happens, who cares what happens, who cares what happens when there's so much that happens Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Ben Mandocare and Ronnie Kim Come! Oh my God. We heard that Mary Kate, one of the Olsen twins is next door. Get that bony bitch over here. I've got a Heath argument. I need to have, can I just say this is fucking amazing. Yeah I didn't order any drugs. I didn't have to do anything like you guys made me feel so good This is officially bonkers. I mean I cannot even believe for people who will be listening at home

There's like wall to wall people here. I can't believe you guys all came here to see this show. We love you guys, and also I have to thank this man in the front. Look, I'm shaking. You know it ain't from hunger. Look at this man in the front. Thank you for being such a good boyfriend and coming here. Married, married. Thank you for being such a good boyfriend and coming here. Married! Married! Thank you so much.

Because he was like, what the fuck is happening? We have... Are these queens? I know, we have so many people here. I mean, a lot of you guys traveled from... Who knows, from super far, I think. I know at least Karen, you came from Texas. I don't know where you are Karen. I saw you before. It's like a sea of people here. Karen and Kesar. I know at least Karen, you came from Texas. I don't know where you are, Karen. I told you before, it's like a sea of people. Karen, and Kesar.

We have. And to know so many of you from the internet and see your faces, you know, they always say, like, internet people are like, you know, trolls behind their computer. I mean, you know. Yeah. You guys are so cute. So many of you guys work out so much.

Like, I cannot believe it. We have, I mean, my family's here actually. My parents are here, my brother, we've had some many things. They are about to be horrified. Just ride this while you can and this is what college education gets. We have some representatives of Summer House. We hit Bravo Show. Oh, Summer House! I would like to publicly apologize to Steven for always calling you the gay.

So sorry. We speak what we learn. Guys, right? We have a lot of exciting things. I believe we actually have one of, we actually have a very important Bravo person here today, an original cast member from Gallery Girls is here. Yeah. Back girls.

Back there. It's Maggie. Good to see you again Maggie. It's been a few years. If you've never seen Gallery Girls, you should just download it right now. Your life will be forever changed. So many agents walking around as sneakers stepping on my artwork. I had in my mind all I had in my mind all these people that I wanted to be like, and you're here and you're here and I'm just like overwhelmed by all everyone here. This is just so awesome.

We've only got four hours been. So Ronnie, have you been enjoying our little New York trip so far? I love being back in New York. It's hot as a butt crack at all times. Yeah. I forgot things about New York, it's hot as a butt crack at all times. Yeah. I forgot things about New York. Like, how much the subway heat hurts and smells like fart. And just like, it like breaks you down.

But it reminds you that like, people die. And they're underground. And transportation must go on. And yet, sometimes it really doesn't. Yeah, it's very exciting to be back in New York. What have you been doing so far since you've gotten here? Already in a sleep in. If I work in, twerk in or jerk in, I'm asleep.

My favorite thing in this town is my hotel room. I like to think my boyfriend Tumblr. Oh my goodness. So I mean we're here to talk, you know, I guess Bravo stuff, right? It's what's happening. So do you want to start with a little bit of like a Bravo gossip? Any good gossip? Well no matter who we're talking about Blank is a broken okay, no matter which person we're talking about they're all broken

So someone posted a clip of Vicki today. What'd you say? Little broken holes Broken bed, darling. For a little broken hole. Just need to my cow. She could make so much more money. Someone posted a clip of Vicki Gumbelson on Watch What Happens Live. And she was there with Lydia, who, you know, I mean, Lydia's making an effort, as we'll get to in

this recap. Lydia came back and is making a shaky, shoulder effort, you know. And that's what literally Lydia did. She was like, she literally did that. She could have been just like out front of like a car wash, just that inflatable. Yeah. That was the most app description, the jiffy loob. It was a good workout just doing that right now.

And now I know what she's going to do. Someone turned off that air. Ah! So they were on there and someone asked about Brooks. And they were like, why does everyone always ask me about Brooks? Why? Why doesn't anybody ask me about Tom? I was married to Don for 20 years.

Brooks was four and a half years of my life. And he goes, so do you still talk to him and loody's like, everyday? It's like... So good. So that's not really gossip, but that shit cracked me up today. Every day! It's like... So good. So that's not really gossip, but that shit cracked me up today out of the toilet. Yeah. We've been getting a lot of stuff on our Facebook page,

a lot of people posting and tweeting at us about a story, yeah, Twitter, people who have been tweeting us this crazy story that's been on Page Six about Luan. Yeah! Would you believe it? Luan's on page 6. So I actually have not been... Please don't let it be about Tom. It's about Tom!

It's about Tom. You know, that line gets so much play. Yeah. Please don't let it be about Tom. The best part was, it's about Tom. Yeah. Do you remember at Halloween this year, someone made a pumpkin that said,

please don't let it be about Tom. And the next pumpkin said, it's about Tom. Did you ever see that? It's like on the internet somewhere. So have you, I haven't actually been following this. Like welcome to the show. I did not follow any of the gossip I want to talk about. Literally, I read, I haven't actually been following this. Like, welcome to the show. I had not followed any of the gossip I want to talk about.

Literally, I read while I poop. That's the only reason. I mean, Trump's our president. I know that because human's poop. That's the only reason I know. It's the big news. Page six. Page six news.

Things are bad and... Lewand. Like, shocker. Yeah. I can't believe that's not working. You know she comes home and she's like, I can't believe you didn't leave the door open for me. I'm married now. It would have been nice.

To you. To you. No, but apparently they got things got tense and she slapped him. Does anyone... At a restaurant. At a cheesecake factory. At a cheesecake factory. It was probably at Samba sushi before she performed.

Samba sushi. So, all right, could Alfredo over here queue up my number. So, apparently, there are marriages on the rocks, according to Page Six, which is obviously like no big surprise. But Lou Ann's big thing, like the way you know it's over is because Lou Ann announced two page six because like who cares about these bitches? Except these bitches, you know what I mean? It's a first.

It's a name source. It's Lou Ann, okay? We know it's Lou Ann. It's like a voice disguise. They're like, hello. It's like behind a screen at Cherry Springer like, and this is an unnamed story. It's me now at you. So she called up Page Six and was like,

I'm having a dinner party. Solo. Okay. And that's been all over the news, Hulky. Yeah. Whoa, Luan. Crazy. Well, I did some hands-on research.

I went to the Regency last night. For those of you who don't know what the Regency is, it's where Tom famously was called making out with someone while they were in the day. My friend, it was totally my friend. I have no idea. I have no idea who it was. Like, literally, if I have to read the story,

I can't even do it. I can't even read anymore. Like, my was also. So I went to the Regency last night, and I was hoping to see Tom there, because that's obviously one of their favorite spots to go. And Tom was not there. There was a prostitute.

So there was that. For real, I'm not even joking. There was a name. What's their name, Missy? And but then some guys came in who are like Regency regulars, and they were like, oh yeah, Tom They're like, oh, I know we know all of them. We know all of them Yeah, Tom's your old-a-time user last week with like a gag of gals like if you tell me if you

This is this is what they said and I'm just repeating as they say on the house I've shows I didn't spread the rumor. I just really repeated But these guys he very can bend they said you know what you know what, if they're monogamous, I would be shocked, I'd be shocked. So this is what the people at the Regency are saying. But I say God bless them because I love Luan, and if she's happy, I'm happy. Yeah.

And you know the Regency crowd, you can visualize them because they say things like gaggle of girls. That actually may have just been my paraphrase. No, I feel like you got that from the Regency. Someone would say that. I mean, you get what the gagal of girls. Like gagal.

It was very thrilling. I felt like I was on like very special ground and they're getting machinis. I really recommend everyone goes. I actually loved it there. I want to go back. Well, we'll always have Bo. What is it? Booteek. Booteek. Oh, we heard. We did get the list of the hot spots. For if you live on the upper side in your real housewife, apparently the regency and

boutique are just the tip of the iceberg. Apparently everyone loves going to the Carlisle. No relationship to Belinda. But they love... Who's the number four guy? Oh, you went on one? I... You are? Oh, tell us.

Wait a minute. Regency, you're killing Candy Bar. Dylan's Candy Bar. No, you're the same. So, for the military, we're going to go to the town. For sure it's so good. Okay, so I'm going to repeat this for people who are listening at home. Regency, it's Regency, it's...

Where am I got the hat? Candy Shred. It's a candy shrapnel. The fuck kind of queen is running this? You know, you know that would be me. All right. Here's the subway they go down. So one of them take one of those horse things.

This food and boredom is very popular with them. They don't eat, just kidding. Also, our last announcement for this chatter section is that I got an apple watch. Thank you. That's beautiful. And it's going back in a week, because all it does is tell me to move more. Suck my dick, apple watch.

I need to breathe. I don't breathe. The doctor don't even know what, he can't even hear any sound. He's like, I put this on my back. He just hears a slow Air escaping slowly from one lung and I blame the e cigarette that I used to smoke for that By the way before we get into our recap of Real House House of Arms County from this week I do remember one of the shoutouts. I wanted to give which is the people who are members of the The Watcher Crapins fan page, the group, how is...

What does it say again? It has a very long name. I'll just call it The Watcher Crap. It changes me. It changes me. Not well-received. It's hobba-baba-baba. Anyway, thank you guys for making that page because it's really awesome to see all the crap in this community people. Also, like creating a community of crap in this. Thank you to the person who invented napkins. Yes. Wait, can I get cheesy for a second? This is our 500th show. That's 100th show. 500th shows. The longest relationship I've ever had.

We spend a lot of time talking to each other every single week. It's crazy. I know. But it's really cool because when we start this it's just sort of like a fun thing and to see that now we can like, you know, fill a room to the capacity, 300 people and like every, all these cool people show up. And you guys all seem really cool and attractive. So, it's awesome. Thank you guys. I'm not in my underwear, otherwise it's the same. I feel the same. No screen door to smoke out of, but we'll get through. Yeah, we don't have any helicopters going overhead

or weed whackers. MJ moved away. Yeah, wow, that really killed everything, didn't it? So let's get into the real housewives of Orange County, Shelby County. Yeah. Yeah. You guys, I printed out my notes. That way I didn't have to lug around a laptop.

And now I feel like an anchor person. I'm sitting here with like, she's, I've got a pen. I got a cross out of my notes as we go through them. I got my shit, saved a PDF of my iBooks. I got all fancy. Did everyone watch Real Housewives of Orange County this week by the way? Is everyone liking the new season so far?

No. No. Oh, there's some. No. It's a summer house people. They're very angry. Not enough rosé. I just love watching Shannon slowly make her way to the mental hospital. And I love that Shannon is the most negative,

depressed human being in the world. But she's still trying. Like, the first thing I noticed is that this episode opens with a close-up of Shannon. Like, what is she making toast? Like, she's looking around a bin in a Pashmina. Well, it was in her kitchen somehow. her kitchen. It's a mouth. Archie. It was in her kitchen And they had a close up on something called crazy sexy juice. Oh,

Maybe this will work Do you have this in my husband cheated on me with a blonde woman on the beach? She's been cheated on me with a blonde woman on the beach. My mother, my only chance. I love Shannon the door. I really do. And I feel bad for her that she's so tortured over her weekend. But at the same time, I feel like it's very relatable. That's what I like about her that every, she also

isn't that bad. Yeah, that too. I mean, who's been to Disney World? You know? Like, don't complain to me about being fat. Like, seriously, don't do it. Yeah, she looks great. She looks great. But it looks better fat.

She looks more normal. I didn't buy her a thing. You know, when people get, like, Star Joe still has that big old head. It doesn't fit right. I'm up and down my whole life. We'll mostly up now. But I'm up and down my whole life.

I have popsicle head. Like, I look better, you know, my head has to fit. Shannon's like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh She's at her best when she's just crazy and inside her own head. I like a manically depressed Shannon. Yes. If it's going to take a couple of boxes of ho-hoes, I will buy them for her. It doesn't take that much. Little Debbie is a sneaky little bitch. So we've never talked about the opening lines of this.

We didn't go over them last week. And we don't have to go over. Because this podcast did used to be three and a half hours. No lies. Yeah, we were fine. We're like it's over. We actually were planning to do multiple segments tonight and that's just hilarious.

Yeah, we don't need to. But Shannon's, because you don't notice these things at first. It's like you hear the music and then, I don't know, life just goes away. You don't have to think about it. But I didn't, I always noticed something new every week, but this week, I was like, why is Shannon dress like little orphan Annie?

She's wearing a red dress. She is. I had a Shannon sitting on her window like, maybe far away. Or maybe well nearby. She'll be straightening his tie. God damn it, David. You like the quinoa? You like the quinoa? You like the quinoa? You like the quinoa?

Is it good? Is it great? Or is it good? Great or good? No, okay, David. It's a hard knock like, David. David. 40 to 50 hard knocks, David. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Little girls, little girls, everywhere I can see them. Like, just any roll. Any roll should be good at it. Well, we've got Annie. Shannon Bedouard does her one woman Annie, yeah. The only person that could make Little Orphan Annie sat her.

Shannon. Here lies Little Orphan Annie. K. Poor Lies, Little Orphanani. Killed by... Damn, that's cheating. She never had a chance. So, Poohn-Chat. Where do I put the fountain? Most underrated character in Annie, Poohn-Chat.

Right? He knew that fucker's still trying to find work. He's like, I was Poohn-Jaff in the world. This is where my Annie knowledge sadly comes through an end. That was a no-and, a no-and. We got Annie. Hey, let's go to the movies. David, David, let's go to the movies.

David, let's go to the movies. Okay, David, let's go to the movies. David, let's go to the movies. OK, tomorrow. I got a tomorrow. It's only day away, David. Tomorrow? Tomorrow. So her opening line is, the truth is organic, but lies are artificial.

Just like that sweet neurial never use. So are those little debbies you line about eating? Okay. Okay. Oh, I... These nachos look like I'm having a nacho. A Shannon announcement. Yeah.

I'm having a nacho and then she does. Yeah. Been there. So we don't need to go through all these, but I just, I didn't even, Megan's just like, I like handles. Megan literally has nothing to say. I actually, I actually really like Kelly Dogs, where she says,

if I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. I'm like, that's actually kind of brilliant. And she does, because I now believe that every Jew is funny. Yeah. I totally... Don't worry, she made an anisemitic joke. And she does because I now believe that every Jew is funny. Yeah, totally. Don't worry, she made an anti-Semitic joke. Ronnie's not anti-Semitic, you're just quoting her. Oh, sorry to your parents. Yeah, I'm like, mom, dad, don't worry, it's okay.

It's a call back to last season of Orange County. So the episode opens up with Shannon, like, she's all busy around the house and there's a doorbell. Archie. Archie? Archie. Archie. I'll say says now, Archie.

Oh, Archie. Ding dong. Archie. Oh, Archie. Okay. She's just going to, like, slow. We heard the doorbell ring, Archie. Archie.

Ah. She does sort of sound like you did bunker, so it sort of matches. So Elaine the Feng Shui, how do I say it? Feng Shui, Feng Shui, Feng Shui. Feng Shui, right? Feng or Feng? Feng.

Feng Shui. So Elaine the Feng Shui expert comes in, and she is very disappointed in Shannon, because things are not done. Okay. There's nothing around. It looks crappy. And Shannon tells us, oh, well, you know, all the things have been in my thankshway expert for years.

I'm like, it doesn't seem like it's working out so well. You might want to consider someone else for the job, right? This lady, poor thing. And Shannon's like, well, I've been unpacking things all day. I've got a ton of thankshway staff. And she's like, oh no, you been unpacking things all day. I've got a ton of things to do with stuff. And she's like, oh, no, you need new things. Old things don't work. And Shannon looks so devastated.

So, so devastated. Like, she was so excited. She had dug out her little creative funcish ways stuff. And then her face is just like one more disappointment in her life. She can't use her old things to do stuff. I know it's sad, right? She had an octagonal?

Octagonal? Octagonal. Octagonal, mere under an exit sign. That was the clip they showed. Do you like, remember this? I heard when David's leaving, he can see himself and decide whether he really wants to do that. This is the best choice I'm making.

Turn around. So, basically, the one that's like, I'm so sorry. Oh, it's okay. I do this all the time, I know. It's fine. But this is why you see what I'm doing physically. I'm like, okay, and then I look and I'm like, I'm not done.

This is just our report, it's fine. I, uh, she tells her, Well, you know, I've noticed that when I put good intentions out there, it always comes back. How, then, the help, what are you you gonna point to in your life to prove that? You were crying over Keenwall last week. Like last week, the first episode of the season. Positive attitudes don't work. No. Okay. No. Is that at once? And I'll say they're a million times. Yes. So yeah, so she's very devastated.

You can use her old, fake, choice stuff. And so then the lady's like, well, how are things with David and Jen's like, well, I've been very stressed because of Vicki Gondelson. And that's what all this has happened. And she's put a toilet in my relationship corner. I don't know. It's like, Shannon, you can't blame Vicki Gondelson

for the ho-hoes, you know? If you're going to blame the person who deserves a blame, you blame the Bluetooth remote chandelier, which is no longer here to keep David's mind occupied. I'm very concerned about David. He's been talking to him and named Alexa, and I don't know who she is, but she seems to do a lot of things for him.

Change of the radio, order him things for my Amazon. When I find her. Okay. David. So yeah, she's telling the fun shui lady. This lady is like, look, if fun shui was real, I wouldn't have a bald spot.

You know what I mean? She's like, I can't help you with everything. I can show you where to put the fucking waterfall lady, but it ends there. Just pay me. Like, I'm not your relationship therapist. So she's like, how are things with David? She's like, well, they were going good,

and then they work ahead because Vicki, Vicki. And she said, well, it's really not good that you have a toilet in your relationship corner. Just, don't call David that. Well, that explains a lot. So while this is happening, Vicki and Linda, her, I think, her office manager, do we actually know what Linda is?

I think she's office managers. Yes, Linda, I have the best office here. That's what you guys don't understand. I've got the best office here. Now I'm going to have to change this whole office. Like, I love Linda's anger. Yeah. Like, where did Linda come from?

She's pissed off about everything. I guess I'll get that new desk then. Yeah, because the thing is that they're moving. So Kodo insurance is moving. So because like, my second, I got a, I got a photo copy. I got a movie with a printer. I got files. I got my Margaritaville.

Like, Margarita by the yards thing. I got a move. I got, yeah. You know, she's very stressed out. Oh. I'm looking where I am. I have no idea. All right. Vicki. Vicki's like, I haven't touched you as fast as five years.

Why do we even need these files? Who? No. I don't even know. Do we even need to take these? I don't even need these files. Why am I taking up? She's like, listen, you're not going to take the little footprints I've spent all that time

making on my carpet. Those are mine. I actually loved how angry they were at the Feng Shui expert. They're like, remember this? Fucking nine oranges we had to keep around. They're always raw. We hated them. Oh yeah, that's why she said, I have the best office.

She's like, we had this Feng Shui lady come in. She said, I got the best energy in my office. She's like, well, we don't talk to her anymore because she had an asshole. I'm like, I feel like a thankshway we're real, which it might be, I don't know. But if it were real, if your nine oranges are rotting, I think that's something about your business. Every single day they just rot. This isn't great.

Yeah. And she's like, I still keep the lemons in the bowl. Check out Jesus Christ, what are we doing? And then they showed Shannon and the fung shawty ladies, like, where are your lemons? Where are they? There's no fruit in the bowls. And I was like, I ate them.

I ate a raw lemon. What is wrong with me? My stomach has great energy. Shannon, yeah, I mean, Shannon was really, she was really in a downward spiral. She was like, I have a fan. Is that a page? She's like, I have a fan, is that bad? She's like, yes.

Yes. Yes. She says, we got a new fan. She's like, she goes, it's a psychological blender. LAUGHTER And then, of course, there was the sink and the stove issue because apparently the sink is female and the stove is male. And they're not properly aligned.

So they were, their relationship did not get off the right, you know. I actually feel so great that we're at Gotham to relay Shannon's standout back, because it was so good. She's like, well, I guess appliances have genders now. Ha! Ha! Stove is a male and the sink is a female.

Ha! What's my refrigerator? Ha! It's got two doors. Two doors. I forgot she did do that. She did do a little bit of stand-up routine. And they were even playing the standing clown music. It's like, do. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

Meanwhile, Vicki's listing all the stuff she has to pack. That's just these files I haven't touched in five years. It's staplers There's paper tape double-sided tape white out blackout Sharpies regular pens pen sharpies electos too Okay, you're very busy. We get it. So then we go over to Megan King Edmonds Wow wow So then we go over to Megan King Edmonds. Who is? Wow. Wow. Wow. Guys, don't forget.

Do not forget. You see, we're getting Megan's second season booze. We are not remembering Megan's first season hashtag Justice. Yes. Don't forget how amazing she was her first season. If we didn't have that mooney lady, we would not have ever gotten to the bottom of the Brooks Cancer. Yeah, see it?

And see it, yeah. Give her the credit, girl. And for those of you who have never seen OC, we're not cheering for Cancer. We are actually... You're cancer! For those of you who have never seen OSE we're not cheering for cancer we are actually Someone actually faked cancer on the show Because that's the these are the shows that we watch But people fake cancer and you know So first time in reality history someone's been called out on that shit because usually people are like okay

I'll give to your girlfriend me or whatever like we believe it if people say that Yeah, and she looks like part of that trend of people who found out about crowdfunding and we're like people are like, okay, I'll give to your GoFundMe or whatever. Like we believe it. If people say that. And she was like part of that trend of people who found out about crowdfunding and we're like, AIDS, okay, AIDS. It's like, wait a minute. Why are you skiing in your GoFundMe video? Yeah.

So this scene with Megan. And they're like, whoa! So this scene with Megan was, you know, it was like a separate generic scene. She's with a baby, the baby's coughing, and like sitting up. This was a scene. Ooh!

And Jim was like, you know, I think my favorite part, you know, because they've got this dog called girly girl. And at one point, they're all loading themselves into a car to go somewhere. And he's like, honey, just put a leash on her entire the bumper and you're like, okay, I'm like, you know he was talking to the dog, right? Yeah, there was, that was aimed right into that microphone.

Like, oh my God. My favorite part of this scene is just Jim is such a bitch, you know. And the gay rumors about Jim, like literally I don't care who you blown about through him, like I don't care. I don't care if he's gay or straight, but he is a bitch. And that I respect. And he knows who he's married to too.

She's like, oh, baby, or whatever. He has been. And he's like, don't older like that. Only you're like that. Why are you touching her like that? It's not you touch a baby. But I would be exasperated too because then they load themselves up into a car to drive some rinses.

He's like, you know, it's really hard to be friends with Tamra, but also to be friends with Kelly. And then I like Vicky too. And like, sometimes I like, I want to go to Derrick Wien. And I'm like, I shouldn't go to Derrick Wien. He's like, uh, what's for dinner? Shut up. Should I poop at a rest stop or that McDonald's?

That is the question on my mind, Megan. So, uh, I like that she has to sit in the back seat with the baby. That cracks me up. Like, getting the back. So, um, then we have our first Lydia scene of the episode. And I don't know if you guys heard or I don't do I know I talked about like a million times. I feel like this week

But for those of you guys who didn't hear Lydia and her mom were on my flight here to New York, which is very exciting It's very very exciting and she was super nice They're both super super nice and they were just exactly how you'd expect them I mean I have nothing to say. I don't have any like gossip to say they're just like nice like the Goss of the day when you landed I was wondering what that was I thought like someone's like your best in came out. Lapping around. I really I was I truly was tempted a texture on the Virgin of America thing which I think would have been great. But I- It's me, the guy with the podcast.

It's me, Ben, in coach. I tried to get her to come to this show, but she's out of town already, so. Did my best, everyone. Well, Lydia has a new magazine with her husband. Yeah. The child, the child husband, the child bride. That guy's McCulley Cokin, right?

Like, he looks so young, his little foe hawk, and his little like Jack and Jill jackets. They've started a magazine called Nobleman. Why? Do those exist in Orange County? I don't know. No, they don't. I think they're probably some place they're not in Orange County. Yeah. She's like, it's about being a gentleman in the world today. What that looks like. I'm like it looks like a foe hawk and a child's jacket. That's what that looks like. And she literally is, she literally did that thing. She would, so then I guess what was significant about the scene is that this was our sort of our contrived moment to meet the new housewife for

the season Peggy. By the way, what did everyone think about Peggy? Just initial... Yeah. Yeah, a little dull I thought. She's dull. She's very dull. Yeah, our friend Kate Casey.

Hey, shut out, Kate Casey. We love your dry ass. So Kate Casey's like, yeah, I met her. I went to a party. She's a mute. OK. So Sink's. Her husband is better.

You know I love a rich midget on these housewives shows. I love them. Do you remember that chick who had the rich midget husband? She got, that's a one season sign, the rich midget husband. Yeah. Like Jim a one season sign. The Rich Midget has. Yeah. Like Jim Marcazi. Sorry, I'll never mention them again.

So they show up in like, they're in Rolls Royce. And it literally looks like a black and white cookie. It's two-tone. It's one thing to have like a black white Rolls Royce. If maybe the roof is black and the front is white. But it was literally like white on one side black on another. I mean why do you put all that money into that car just to make it look Ridiculous. Yeah, there's a lot of black and white cookies in that car and black and white cookies are the dryest Jewish cookie You can have they're also my favorites one of my favorites, but I'm very dry cookies

Yeah, very dry cookies, so we have. So we have Diko and Peggy. And Diko is basically being featured in Nobleman magazine. This is why they're there. And we are told ahead of time, like, oh, don't hug Peggy because she just had a double mastectomy and all this stuff. So be careful, which is all fine, everything. So Lydia brings Peggy upstairs while Diko's doing photoshoot. And she's like, so I heard you just had a surgery or something.

I can't really hug you. So how is that? I'm like, nice to meet you too. My husband warned me not to hug you. I mean, wow, I'm going to be over there. And she's like, well, it is because I had a double mosaic to me. Because my mother had breast cancer, and so I thought, I'm just going to get them taken out.

And I did. And she's like, Whoa! She's like, That's a lot! She let me go, That's like a big story. That's really a lot, Peggy. I'm like,

But what did you expect? You just asked her about her surgery, her massive surgery. You came in for this knowing she had a double mastectomy. And now you're like, whoa, too much. I did somehow she made a live. And somehow she makes it about herself. She's like, I'm very flattered that she

feels comfortable sharing that with me. I'm like, it's your very first scene on this show. She doesn't know what to do. And you just ask her about it. Also, just as far as women's rights goes, I don't like that these photoshoots. She's like, well, I'm partners with my husband on this one. He's 51%. And I'm 49. So I guess he's the boss.

And then they take his picture and he's like, the JC Penny Kid and a plastic jacket or whatever. And then she's like this to him. She's like, nobleman, little anorexic lady staring at them. That makes a nobleman. Fuck you, magazine. Nobleman magazine. It's like Don Gubbleson's the only one reading that. Has a joke. Thank you for mentioning him. Thank you for mentioning him.

You're welcome, Vicki Gumbelson. Mark that down, Vicki Dumbelson. No, I'm kidding. Mark that down, Vicki. So then we go to our ranchos Las Lomas. For only Tamara Barney would have a baby's birthday party at a beer garden. Yeah. Let me go.

Yeah. Kind of slide there. Like, there's literally nothing. It's like, what animals do they have What we have a lion what the fuck camera This is not a kid friendly party you have a lion and beer Those are things that don't go well together for adults Yeah, so basically

The whole thing is that they're planning this birthday party for Ava. She's turning to and They're drinking their little drinking beer while they're planning this birthday party for Ava, she's turning to, and they're literally drinking beer while they're planning this. And the issue is who they invite, whatever. And Tamara did not invite Brianna because ever since Tamara had a latest fight with Vicki, she feels like she needs to not speak with Brianna out of respect for the fight. And that's on the mature, but I cut her out of all my social. Yeah, that's literally what she said. And I found a mature about I cut her out of all my social. Yeah. That's literally what she said.

When she said, I know it sounds immature, but I'm like, that could just be your tagline for life, tell her. I know it's immature, but... What would Jesus do? He would delete your ass on social. He wouldn't. Hey, do you know my friend Christ? That's my mom's favorite thing to do drunk at parties. I'm like, wrong time.

Hey, that's someone I want to introduce you to. Christ. Whoa. Take a seat, please. Also, they ended up hooding up in Yadda's at this party, but I don't feel like you need to be handing any child of Ryan's a bat. Had to be said.

It's not said by the way. Not said by the way. True, though. I love hearing that. My parents are here. How dare you. They didn't get it. They're not getting the inside, Jeff. But the big controversy is that Sarah hasn't

by the Brianna. Oh, no, there's going to be awkwardness. Okay, so that's that. Then we move on to Kelly Dodd and Michael, who are our favorite terrible couple ever. Yeah. Trashiest couple on OC. They're so trashy.

Wait, I have a question. Are people pro-Kelly or-c- pro Kelly cheer? Yeah. Oh, surprise. Now anti-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c- Okay. Have we ever discussed the fact that Kelly and Michael was also a morning daytime show? Kelly, Michael, what? Kelly Ripa, Michael, whatever, Shrehan. So anyway, they're going to go work out and they're just really annoying the way they work out.

She's like, ready to work out. He's like, ready to get hard. And I was like, oh. Yeah, he's like, why don't you make me hard? She's like, yeah, you are. That's like how she fights. Yeah. And their fights are so violent over the dumbest thing.

She's like, oh my god, we have fruit flies because we haven't thrown this fruit away. And there's like flies on the fruit, Michael. Maybe he's like, yeah, but it's because you insist on buying organic fruit. That's what happens. Real things die sooner. You die sooner. You are, yeah.

It's like classic Kelly Dodd burn right there. Yeah, so basically just like working out and stuff. And Kelly's trying to make it work with Michael. And now she really understands Shannon a lot more. Yeah, they're both terrible. Did you notice that that Jim they're working out Kelly's trying to make it work with Michael, and now she really understands Shannon a lot more. B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- on earth. Who does that? So where is everything in this house? David? David! Shannon Bedouard is lost in her own house. The fake trace! The fake trace got so bad she just can't see her way through the bad vibes. Do not flush that corner! Toilet David! Deal it! They have a sexual refrigerator is told to me, David. It wants me to get something.

And David's like, I'm picking up the dog poop beer. Wow, that is key. Picking up that poop. That is key. So the whole thing- How does this woman not have a t-shirt company? So the whole thing is that Sophie is getting ready for her winter formal, which is really cute. We've seen her grow up over the past few years.

And there's this one moment, you know, because Shannon's getting wispful and she's, and they have this flashback of talking about Cattillian and you see Shannon talking to David and she goes, my grandmother took a trillion, my mother took a trillion, I took a trillion, now they're gonna take a trillion. You can just see David being like, kill me now. Let me go to the beach. That's where you learn dancing and manners. Wait a sum that went up.

Mark goes into Cattelia and guys, my sister was in it. I remember when they were young and they were on the swing set and I could just push them without one have a nacho right afterwards. I love that her kids know what a crazy bitch she is and just mock her. They just mock her relentlessly. She's like, I'm opening cheese, like, shannot. I'm gonna open cheese sadly. I remember yesterday you were on a swing set.

She's like, oh, mom's crying. I picked up the dog poop there. Name it. I actually really love this scene because when the boys arrive for the photos, the girls were over there. And they're like, do we say something? Do we walk over them? Do we not?

Do we just, and they were just all separated. And it was like a flashback to childhood. But even more importantly, it really reminded me of Laguna Beach, some of the prom episodes. And I was like, where's Deeter? Where's Morgan? Am I right, everyone? Like, we require them at all times.

So where's Stephen? Stephen and LC. You know, yeah, you guys, let's have a memory. I like how David can torture and abuse Shannon, by not really even doing anything. He comes in, she's like, Oh, God, the toasts are burnt! There's burnt eyes! Here we go! She takes them out and he's like,

Well, that looks appetizing. You know, that shit is gonna be brought up in therapy for the next 30 years. Well, you seem to enjoy my burnt toast. That was fun for you. He always used to eat my toast, and now he doesn't anymore. I don't know what's happening, David. Well, they're better than your keen wobbles, dear.

David. Then he doubled down because he's like, well, I guess I'll make some more. And which means I just want to eat more bread off the stick. Which he did. She took it and was like, oh, I'm going to make some more. And he got a don't eat the bread, sweetie. I was like, whoa. And she's like, basically just beat the shit out

of Shannon on national TV. Look at her back and forth, bandar. We're so happy. We're so happy. Happy. Ah! Happy. We're so happy.

Ah! What's your name? Happy. Happy. Happy people. Just the happiness, marriage. Ah! Ah! We're so happy! Ah! What's your name? Happy! Happy people! It's just the happiness, marriage. David, there's sugar in that sauce, though. Boys, you enjoying the limo?

Is there room for me? No, mom. No, there's not. No, mom. We don't have to make fun of my weight. Like, you were just crying. Go back to that. Okay, so now Peggy, now look, I love she ain't Persian, right?

What is she? No, she's Armenian. Her husband's Lebanese. Yeah, that's what I thought. Okay. Ronnie is Lebanese, everyone. Ronnie is Lebanese. Yeah.

I'm so glad to have a kind of Lebanese person on TV. That's all, that's all I really have to say. Yeah, so they're making food and Diko gets, they've got like some crab legs or whatever and Diko's like, I love how bad this smells. This is smell bad, it smells like rotten flesh, isn't that great? I'm like, see you in the emergency room.

Yeah, those are things you don't want to be said about your. It's like Peggy was fishing, she got this fish for you, mom. Ah, yeah. Ha-ha-ha! Yeah! Yeah. He's like little jockey deco. And he's like, babe, there was supposed to be a 20-minute ago.

She's like, it's called on many in time. LAUGHTER Literally, no one has ever said that. She's like... Don't appropriate. She's like... Don't appropriate, Peggy.gy when your culture is rich enough When Diko makes those jokes they're so funny and just rolling on the floor with laughter Ha ha

And you can tell the producers were like, Keep talking. Like, so, how'd you mean Diko? And she's like, at a party. Or she just, she does just look at the camera like. She, she's, she's sort of looks like she's about to fall forward out of her chair. Like, someone's going like this. I think, girl, you need to lighten up. And so then Diko's doing that. Look, I'm rich, I'm rich. I'm sorry.

Uh, that the first, the first episode has been to have to do, you know. He's like, look, I bought you a diamond. Oh, look, it's a bigger diamond. Look at this box, another diamond. Oh my God, I'm so excited. I'm like, and then her family, you know, they're like the poorer ones without credit. They're like, so happy for you, so happy for you, Peggy.

So happy for you. So happy for you, Peggy. So then we have Steve visiting Vicki. So there's something actually we did not discuss last week. I actually, over the weekend, I guess it on a really cool podcast you guys should listen called Friends The Real Housewives. I know how they're like this. Yeah, I had our youth here, youth here for them. But they had- There's no Kelley Dod like that. Yeah, yeah, they're you cheer you cheer for them, but they had no Kelly Dodd cheer

But they had a really interesting theory about that salsa incident last week They said they felt it was a completely staged to make them seem like a normal couple. Did you guys think that was stage or was like real Why would you stage something and then go? God I miss Brooks Fuck was that. Oh Steve's so great. Look how he took getting saucis filled on him. God I miss Brooks. What the fuck was that? Oh Steve's so great. Look how he took getting sauces filled on him. God I miss Brooks. What a man. So this is all just basically set up for the fact that Brianna's head and she basically

goes over to Eva's birthday party. Should we just get into the birthday party? Because I think that's pretty much what happened. Yeah, I don't even like Steve. I don't even like Steve in here. I don't know why I wrote that. I could do a word search, but I don't even think I wrote that down So everyone everyone showing up. Oh look at this everyone

Wow, this is from table 13. Thank you table 13 Thank you table 13 Oh, hi, we love you too table 13. I'm you love reading more now. I guess I better finish the first one Pause for beverages. Pause. So yeah, so Brianna's going and she's taking her kids and he's like, YAH! Did she go on? UGH! That is my favorite kid in the world.

He's excited about every little thing. He just starts running towards shit every time. And so this whole thing about, well, Brianna's gonna be there, it's gonna be awkward, it was all like really sort of hyped up throughout the episode. And Brianna basically gets there, she hangs out, the kids play in the balancing castle, and then they leave.

I was like, okay, well, that was, that was crazy. She's like, look, I came here to ignore Tamra so I can keep the lease on the car, my mom's signed up. Okay, good job. She's like, I did get a double oven. So I guess I'll go stand up for my mom. The excitement really begins once Shannon Bedore

and David show up. And like, as soon as I get there, David just like, be lines over to Eddie. He's like, I cannot wait to get away from my wife right now. I need to talk to Eddie about something, anything. I picked up Bob Boop today, bro. That Shannon Burt red-ded-aid ear. They're actually talking about eating.

I mean, he is so desperate for something that's not keen why. It's like, they're going through everything there on that table. I just found in my notes what the kid was saying when he got to the party. He goes, Boutos! Boutos! Boutos! I love that little fucker. Love him.

So let's see here. Lydia's mom, of course, is like, I'm crazy, I smoke marijuana! This mess! of course is like, I'm crazy, I smoke marijuana! This is nuts! But really, this is an important moment in house on its history because this is the moment that Lydia meets Shannon Bedouard. And I never would have thought that would have been important, but I think by the time we get to the end of this episode

realize how significant that really is, because this is not a friendship that is meant to last. I was really impressed with Shannon's behavior because Shannon is like, oh, a young, in person, right? Like, she hates them. She does my pretend to like a bit. She just looks at them like, like you hear it.

But this one, she did make an effort. She was like, oh, how wow. Where she still hated her, but she up her mouth. Like she was being nice. Well, I really like how Lydia's bring her past the aggression this season because Shannon's like, oh, well, you know, Tamara is one of my closest friends ever. And then Lydia goes, oh, that's sweet, yay.

Yeah. Well, that's really great because I know her from being best friends with Vicki. Yeah. It's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. And it's funny. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, burnt toast, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

And it's like, it's funny because I just had dinner with Vicki. And she was like, well, well, did she have any words to say about me? Because she often has words to say about me. And you know, that's when, you know, at that moment is when basically, you can see Shaddon's inner, like downward spiral in her brain begins. She's just like, eyeing that nacho from afar. She's like, I'm waiting for the right moment to reach for it, because it's coming.

I'm going for that nacho. Lydia worked so hard to be on this show. I mean, the first year she came on, they made her pretend she was friends with Alexis. Okay. She had to go to a cut fitness dinner with pre-Jesus Tamara, which was Satan. I mean, it's a Tamara Satan. I got to end a cut fitness dinner with pre-Jesus Tamra,

which was Satan, I mean, Tamra Satan, I was face. And get bitch-staff, the entire season for being friends with Alexis. And they're like, oh, welcome back. Now your friends with Vicki. And Peggy the Mutes. So then Shannon meets, so then Shannon meets Judy, Lydia's mom, and Judy starts doing like, well, Judy's like, well, I heard you're a little hesitant about the fairy dust that we could

do confetti, and she starts doing confetti on Shannon, and you can tell Shannon hates it, but she's trying so hard to love it. She's like, wow! Wow! This is what she did. That's so fun! David's never gone to Cavettia on me before. And the mom's like, oh, your energy is so intune with mine!

Yay! She's like, oh, yeah! She was, she really was. So Lydia's like, you know, nobleman dope paper itself. So she goes over to sit with Shannon and Tamara. And she's like, so are dinner with the making! Tamara's like, well, look, we have issues with that batch, batch.

And art issues with that batch. Our art issues with that batch batch. And our issues with that batch, our our issues with that batch. That batch. I love that people can change and still not change. Yes. And this is when Shannon starts to get fired up. This is when she starts to point a little bit. She starts to lean forward.

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It was just a simple mistake. What Prince doesn't want to feel like, he could just knock down a door. It's what makes him a man. It's like, oh, shanning. So I think at this point, Lydia's trying to say, listen, you guys are both angry and like, the way you're feeling is the way Vicki's feeling.

And you guys have to sort of, if you realize how you're both hurt, you guys could come together. But the way that it comes out, Lydia says, you're acting the same way it's Vicki. And then, John, I'm like, ah! I know you very well, but I take offense to that comment. And then the... Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter

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she had like a broken finger. We grew back like this, pointed at the end. That's Shannon. She's like, ah. I don't like this, pointed at the end. That's Shannon. She's like, ah. I don't know you, but I don't like you. And she's like, no, but seriously, like, all I'm really saying is that you're not being very nice.

And she's like, she lied to us and told us, her boyfriend had cancer and she was in on the line. It's like, she has a TV. The bitch has watched the season and is still being friends. She's willing to go the extra mile, Shannon. Just drop it. You're going to have to go to dinner with Vicki, OK? And she's like, this.

She's like, grabbing away. She's like, this is from Vicki combo set. That's a stretch and that stretch of Vicki combo set. Lydia's like, I don't know. You know, it's some David too, but you know. And Bert Talsthan don't eat the French Shannon. So now Shannon's like, fully y'all like, she's like, I'm not gonna let that one get to be anyone!

Fully losing her mind. Over one small comment, which is why we love these shows, right? You know? Tamara Whispers to her, she's like, that girl's trying to make us be forgiving. That's what's walk away. She's like, okay, I'm gawking! Slowly, slowly, God, it's hot out here.

Slowly walk away. So, Lydia and her mom, Lydia's like, oh, you like Shannon? You know, like, what a bitch. And her mom's like, oh, well, lovely soul. Yeah, I see a bright light with her. A bright, happy light. Like, are you looking for a person?

Oh, no, I think I'm actually just looking into a light bulb. I'm sorry. Actively looking to the sun. Did you notice her toilet and a relationship corner? So Shannon and Tamara. Well, importantly, when Lydia says, well, she just yelled at me for being a bright soul. Well, she's like, well, I see a bright light,

but she is a lost soul. That's why she yells. Yeah, I see just one of those psychics trying to get everything right. She's like, oh, she has a bright light. Actually, she's a bitch. And a lost soul. She's a lost soul.

That's what I said. That's what I said. So now Lydia's whole thing, I guess, the season is like, well, can we talk it out? So she goes up, and Tamra is trying to be the mediator. And Tamra comes up to Lydia's whole thing, I guess, the season is like, well, can we tack it out? So she goes up to, she goes up and, you know, Tamara is trying to be the mediator. And Tamara comes up to Lydia's like, listen, Shannon's just a little upset right now.

And, you know, you know, she's just feeling that's a trigger word. When you said, when you said, you remind her of Vicki or whatever. So that was a thent's out. That was like a, and this is like the golden moment because in the background, that's when Shannon finally reaches down, I was like, I'm going to have a nacho. I know. How did she just like, and this is like the golden moment because in the background, that's when Shannon finally reaches down and I was like, I'm gonna have a nacho.

I was just like, that wasn't even Shannon's nacho. You know, that's what's good about it. It was like a leftover nacho, it was probably left like, both of you, like just sitting there on a wall. And Shannon's like, I'm gonna have one of these. So now they're gonna have, now they're gonna talk it out, right? So, you know, Lydia's like, well, I'm just talking to you,

and you start yelling, and she's like, oh, I yelled? I yelled, oh, wow, wow, wow, wow. I like what you say. This is shaman ghost. Well, did you say I was like Vicky, or Vicky is like me, or both? I should work in your head, that's what you're mad at. I just saw a beast specific. I'm not a scream head, that's what you're mad at. I just saw a piece of Pacific.

I'm not a screamer or a yellow, but I'm directing a list. Oh, I screamed! I screamed at you! This is screaming! It's screaming. You've got some not just fit in my eye, like you're screaming. I'm sorry, it's screaming, okay? So the anger that Shannon gets, the more lady keeps on just like, do you want to talk it over or... Lydia does the best thing.

Calm down. Screaming. Calm down. But Shannon loves. So eventually that's when Shannon just gets this point where she just goes, I will never be thinking I'm old enough. Just fully going berserk at this children's birthday party we should mention. Even the lion is scared. Wherever the lion is, I'm just gonna stay back here.

How dare you! I'm nothing like Mickey Gumball's side! I'm nothing like her! Woohoo! Woohoo! You're pretty much Mickey Gumball's side. Like, I have to hold my nose a little bit more, but you're like literally picky. And then I love that Lydia just takes total control of the situation because, okay, we're just not gonna be friends. Yeah.

And it's like, I like this new Lydia, you know? So I guess what you're not being right now, noble. Not being noble right now. Okay, sorry. And then she does the total mean girl things. Like, you know what? I don't want to hang out on Thursday. How about that?

I don't. And she was like, oh, well, your mother said, I had a bright light. She's like, well, she also said, you're a lost soul. So. That was rude. That was low-lidia. But it did give me my favorite Shannon Axon.

She does it at least five times a season, where she's like victimized, even though she was the one yelling. Like, think about this fight. She's yelling because she doesn't want to be nice to somebody. That's why she's victimized, basically. She's like, run! Vicky! And then she storms off, and rips over and bites,

and just throws it in the street. I will not burp, Joe! It's like that's it. Like she is done. And then we get clips from next week, and it's in a steak restaurant where apparently she has to eventually talk to these people. And Shannon is having a meltdown.

She goes, we between these lines, bitch! I mean she takes her the bait. I think she takes her plate and says, it's not my plate, bitch! And throws it. Throws it across the table. Oh my goodness.

And that brings us to the end of the real housewives of all Wisconsin! Bert Toast. I love that we can hang on to shit longer than a housewife, because you know I'm gonna scream Bert Toast for the next 500 episodes every fucking day. Bert Toast! Oh we have, this is, we have an envelope. I feel like this is like big brother or something It's a bomb Oh

Unexpected but we could wow all right wrong so bitch Who made this? Oh my god, this is this. Someone made... Watch the crap. I mean, this is noble. This is nobleman right here. So now, this is a wax seal, motherfucker.

So now, next time, next time you are listening to the podcast, you can fill this out. Does anyone want to play this right now? Does anyone want to split it? Here. We'll just, I'll right now? Does anyone want to split? Here we'll just I'll just go and give these out to some random people, okay? Okay I'll be right back Thank you Maria and Tamara Thank you Guys, thank you guys, thank you.

So this is Bingo's story. You know what? While Ben's giving shit away, I'll give some shit away too. So you know we become friends with Lisa Renna. Ah, ah, ah, ah. The other day, she's like, I have so much stuff left from the QVC, but they're all XXS. I'm like, no one who's XXS watches QVC, bitch. Why would you even order that size? It's ridiculous.

I got a bestr, and I was wearing the bestr every day. There's holes in the arms because it's SS. All right, so should I throw these? I don't like any of them. It's third there. That's why I throw like, I really do throw like a stereotype. I'm so sorry. That was more violent, right?

I'm sorry that this one is not wrapped, but I tried it on. Now everyone fight to the death. Who wants an envelope? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me with this? I watched her Instagram live, and she, you know how they all like show for some product or whatever. They're all doing the poop tea right now, Adelaena. Even Lisa Vanderbump, which I'm very disappointed. Like you're rich.

You're already rich. But she was doing like diamond face lift in a bottle. I'm like that didn't come from a bottle like let's be honest But she's like face left in a bottle. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me right now? And she even looks around at her house like there's no one there. She's like are you kidding me right now? Are you kidding? Can I say that was the first time I ever gave something out to a crowd before and it was so stressful It's a lot The pressure to like try to like

Send things out and equal geographic difference and I know I failed. I'm sorry everyone. I'm not trained in this I'm sweating sitting down like it hurt me So the so there's some people here who bought the VIP tickets, right? If you bought a VIP ticket raise your hand So you know we do this thing called Listener Spotlight. We would like to do a VIP Spotlight. So if you if you a VIP, we want to have you come up on stage. We want to ask you questions. How about you go for it?

I'm not picking up. I'm not picking up. Why don't you come on up? Hi, we know this is awkward. We feel like we're in American Idol right now. We'll sit here and bring it a judge your responses. So tell everyone your name. I'm Ray. Everyone, this is Ray. Hi.

And what will you be singing for us just? I don't know, some bad covering on a song. She can't sing, I can't, it's all good. Yeah, I agree. So Ray, tell us what you do. Tell us what you do. I'm a TV writer. I write for a show on Comedy Central called The President's Show.

Oh. Everyone watch. Everyone go watch that show. Yes, awesome. Everyone watch it right now. OK, so you watch Bra, though, I take it. Of course. I've been watched it right now. OK, so you watched Bravo, I take it. Of course. I've been listening to y'all since y'all were housewives

hold down. Wow. Wow. For those of you guys who don't know, Housewives hold down was the original incarnation of this podcast. So that's hardcore. That's like six or seven years ago.

And that was a video in fluorescent lighting. It was. Hey, you used to do a big brother like video joint with some other dude too, I can't remember. Matt with the old, or. No, no, no. Matt was the first version of this, but there was another guy you did a big brother video podcast with.

Yeah, for a trash talk team or a team guy. He was a J-mo or something like that. J-mo, yeah. Yeah, you really know yourself. This is impressive. This is a pretty scrawny. I'm a bird. I am very sorry.

I'm a faunny. We love you. We love you. Well, we're super excited that you're here. So tell us what is your favorite provo show? Oh, wow. Summer house. Summer house.

I'm actually embarrassed because I didn't think I was gonna like it. Then you kept singing its praises and I watched and I fucking love you guys. It's one of the best shows on board. No, it's really crazy because I've been drinking Rose all summer. You guys did start a Rose thing. Yeah, it's like really embarrassing My favorite is Beverly Hills. Okay, very nice. And who's your favorite on Beverly Hills? You know who my favorite everybody's favorite is Lisa Vanderbun Always she can be an asshole and I'm there for I don't care that she don't know how to apologize.

I don't want her to apologize. That's right. Man. That was great. Thank you. OK, were you team Dorit or team Rena? I was actually team Dorit. Oh, OK.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Dorit, Dorit worked fucking hard to stay on the stage. I Doree Doree work fucking hard to stay on like I love Erica, but she takes herself too seriously I know I know she takes herself too seriously She pretends to not care, but she cares the most Doreeds and asshole, but it's like Erica let it go Doreet has good coat The best coke the coke that won't make your vuggers black She can do coke in her bathroom and come out and be semi-fine. I mean, I mean, I think we all have to admit,

no matter who's thought you're on, probably one of the best moments of the entire season, if not the past few years, was when Adam nowhere, at least we're gonna go, to reach. We're people doing Coke at your party. Yeah. Yeah.

Adam nowhere. He's like, I'm just gonna pile on to this party. Out of nowhere. I'm just going to pile on to the party. Because you know the real offense was like they cut off the sentence and why didn't you invite me? Who does that? Great, thank you. That was our impromptu listeners. Love you, Raysani. Raysani, killing it. Watch our show, watch our show, everyone. So you guys, we figured, you know, we could make this an hour and then everybody, like, especially

the husband. Love you. It would be normal and you wouldn't feel like it's like Ms. Rob. But we don't do that. Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. In other words, high-dream the dream in Tonga-mai-ya. It's literally, let's just do a life at Sarah.

My cousin, Carrie, probably really appreciated that. She knows her theater. Carrie, yes. She knows her theater. I mean, late Ms. Rob, the original broken down hoe. OK. Or any Vatterpump fan. So something really beautiful has happened in pop culture

recently. They let Andy out of his bravo cage. He was like, no, I'm totally comfortable on TV. He's like, no one will let him do anything to me. He hosts hosts a laymite show and he'll even say on his show. He's like, I never get credit for being the first late night gay host. I'm like, hmm. But they did. Someone did.

And it's the producer of the Bachelor of My Walter Down, Mike Flicz. Mike Flicz. And it's called the Love Connection, ladies and gentlemen. And why are we mentioning this? Because the Love Connection, well there was an attempt to create a Love Connection with Ramona Singer of the Real House of New York City. And we figured we're in New York City, we have to talk about someone from New York City here.

So we bit the bullet and we watched... ...romantic and... ...the monofuggin' singer. Okay. First off, I got that it's the love connection, okay? Why are all the lights red? All it is is red lights, okay? It's like love connection and then to say, it looks like one of those target scanners, like where you check the prices. It's official and he is 599 up and up. So, it's very exciting. Her segment begins with,

based your mode of being like, I'm trying love connection, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I need to find trying love connection, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I need to find a love connection is not Mario, okay? Hi, I'm Ramona. I'm from the real housewives of New York. I'm finding a love connection. By the way, I want you to notice I carried three drinks up here in honor of Ramona Singer.

It's how I date, it's my thing now. Okay, I'm known for being fun, unfiltered, and sing it like it is okay. Life is an adventure, you never know where it's gonna lead to. I, like, I'm an acquired taste. So maybe don't like me, acquire some taste, okay? Like a fine wine, I get better with it. Like a tonic. On.

Okay. These are all direct quotes from the extended Ramona universe. Ramona is still trying to convince us that she's not cutting her inner thighs and crying herself to sleep at night of Ramaria Sorry that you know it's true. I've never seen her in short shorts, so I will stand by that And so she's like, oh I'm Ramona just mixes so many sayings together. She's like Bingo celebrity is a double-edged sword

But that's the way the sword. Like, like, but that's the way the sword crumbles, okay? Don't cry over spilled sword. Some people look at life like it's a glass that doesn't have enough water in it. I look at life like I've got three glasses for different things, because I'm dating and I'm single and ready to mingle. Hey.

The love connection is kind of like going to a bar. One guy's gonna be a tall glass of water. Another's gonna be a small glass of water with a lime in it. Another's gonna be a tall glass of tequila, with one lime. It's exciting, okay? Where's Chuck Woolery?

Oh, you know Chuck Woolery is still alive and hate tweeting people. Yeah, he is. It is amazing, you guys. Chuck Woolery, keep it real Chuck. So anyway, Ramona's here, and for those of you who don't watch New Yorker didn't see the scene when Ramona was trying to teach Tinsley how to date. Dying. Dying. This is what I do at BOTS.

I tell the BOT Tinter, should I have some water? And then a guy will say, she's thirsty. You're an idiot. Like the good Samaritan laws, the only reason you ever get a drink. So anyway, Ramona shows up to, you know, single and ready to mingle, okay? And she's dressed in like this pirate cutout. It's the weirdest shirt. It looks like a hefty bag.

A hefty bag with holes. Yeah, it looks just crazy. She's like cutouts. The pirate? I won't. But nothing here. Yeah. Life is an adventure. You never know where it's gonna lead to.

That's what she actually said. That was like her. We also didn't mention the fact that, as we're meeting Ramona, they have this Mariah Carey sort of moment where she's in her bathroom and she's filling up her tub. It's like some twist Ramona at home on cribs, you know? Close up on some home video camera. This one will spill on I think they'll all spill on me, but this is her pitting on makeup

She's like And the camera is not going slow motion. It's not the editors. It's literally her going It's not the editors, it's literally her going. What the hell? Whoa, this is crazy. Whoa, this reminds me of this one time when I was trying to take a shower and Geraldine Parsons said, you're using up all the water. And I was like, how can I be using up all the water? Because you're just doing it. You're just a dirty little girl.

And to this day, you've never been able to take a shower. I always have taken bath and slow motion. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but showers a day class sake, okay? Oh! Literally it's gibberish. Oh. I guess now I feel like every time we do a live show, we always have to say Geraldine Person Smith is not a real person.

It's a name we made up on to fly and we're stuck because we always get this Geraldine Person Smith at Google Derivari everywhere I can't find her I have an answer Written down in text at it to copy and paste into a Facebook message Okay, she is part of the Ramona fanfiction so Ramona Ramona comes out and people are like woo because you know when you're in a live show they're like Like it yeah like it's Peggy on screen. So she comes out and she's like, Peggy. For the people at home, Ronnie is tapping

his forehead and then like putting his hands out. And they're like, we got paid $20 to sit in this audience. But you're doing great. You're doing great, Wierdo. So she sits down and she goes, this is wild! This is wild! And she starts tapping her temples like this. And you know she did that in front of the mirror for like an hour before she came out. Wild. Wildly. Wildly.

Wildly. Play to the audience, okay? My mother said she should never rely on a man to play to the audience. Because you never know when he'll leave you and you'll have to do it yourself, okay? So Andy's like, so you were married three years. What happened? Andy. Yeah.

So. Andy, you know what happened, motherfucker? Do you want to talk about your tits? Or the fact that your husband cheated on you? Which one you want to start with? Yes, just like. Implants are Mario about to marry a 23 year old. Okay, I have Instagram

So she's like what it's crazy. You know, I'm with Mary and I weigh the Intel 20 no I weigh it until I was 37 because I wanted to make sure it was right, okay? I'm like, is that supposed to be advice? It didn't work Wait longer Yeah, so the show gets like momentarily very dark as we go into Ramona's like regrets over life She didn't work. Wait longer. Yeah. So the show gets like momentarily very dark as we go into Ramona's like regrets over life. And they're like, okay, let's meet this douchebag

from Monari Burke. So this show, they don't actually show the date. Yeah, which I didn't know. Which I just fucked up. Like you have a chance to watch Ramona Singer go on three dates. Why wouldn't you? They didn't, you're relying on what they say about it, which

cannot be true. You know, like not a bit can be true, because you know where Mundo was a monster to everyone. So her three men are, there's this guy named Kenneth, who, or there was a box, you know, Mark, he's a boxer or a wrestler, which is hilarious. Plastic abs. And he keeps lifting up his abs and then knocking on them, but they go like, what? What are you proving that you have plastic abs on TV? You low rent extra. And then there's this guy, Kenneth, who is like, he's a firefighter with elective plastic surgery,

which seems very strange. I don't trust that. I don't trust that. I don't trust that either. I mean, I feel like firefighter. Yeah, I'm not. I don't trust that either. He was the hottest one though, as firefighters often are. And he was like 51 is still hot.

But Ramona chose the one that looks like Mario. Yeah, exactly. Because there was Richard who was 55, just like Mario. He's like, I'm a former sportscaster. Now I'm an entrepreneur. So I've just got time, like you've got wood paneling. And also your webcam is like where my drink is. So he looks like this.

I'm really happy now with my life. And the first guy, Andy's like, so first guy with plastic abs, what did you think of the Ramona coaster? And the guy's like, well, when I saw, I was shocked at what she looked like. I didn't say this. I was shocked at what she was wearing. I was shocked at a face. I was shocked at a rage. He's like, damn! I think he goes, but you look much better today. What is true? What we're saying.

So, in Ramona, it was like... She's like, I don't care. Today, I'm sex in the city. I'm young. I've cut out piracy. So I'm going to go with whatever they say. I'm on network TV. I'm just going to enjoy this right now. Yeah, she's like, you know what I like? Honesty. Okay.

I like honesty. I was like, he just called you an old hag on TV. She's like, he's not very sophisticated. Okay. Yeah, that's all she said. He said, well, what do you think of him? And she's like, I didn't think very sophisticated. He? Yeah, that's all she said. He said, well, what do you think of him? And she's like, I didn't think very sophisticated.

He says Ramona Singer, you know? We remember the high ponytail. Good old high ponytail, Zing. Yeah. Poor thing. So yeah. No, that's a lot to follow you around in life, that ponytail. Because now, this is what Romona has, OK? Every time, like, when Ramona Singer passes, you know, God forbid knock on whatever

that she doesn't would, I don't even know the saying. Which is typical Ramona. But when Ramona passes, it's going to be like Ramona Singer, beloved lady who sold wine one time. And then it's gonna be this picture where she's cross-eyed, robot-eyed, modeling. Or the hypony, where she's like one of those little pens with the trolls at the end

where they just tied off the hair at the end. She did, and she doesn't look like a troll regularly with bangs. You know, Ramona had like a season six look in her interviews where her hair was blown out to the size I've ever remember that that's actually one of my that's one of my favorite Ramona single looks at all time And it will never be in any picture that talks about Ramona because it was too flattering Yeah, they're all horrible the horrible people and I was like right now the picture on the internet when they talk about Bethany Frankl is this

Literally my wallet Picture time like what is this like you guys have like got some comment call for something you think you're comedian something You're a podcast like what you guys talk about my face You can tell joke back medium you're not comedian or podcasting like podcasts was like, what do you guys talk about my Facebook? You can tell it's joke, that comedian, you're not comedian, you're a podcast. I can't, like, I'm dead on the floor, that's okay. So, Aaron, he's like, so you're a fireman. What do you think of Ramona? He's like, yeah, I wanna banger. It's like, you know, no, that wasn't like an auto now.

And so then they had the, you know, older like Mario with Wood Paneling guy. Yeah. Well, I like, so Ramona starts, they talk about the date. Okay, Ramona and this guy with the, with the abs, you know. So we learned that Ramona wore sneakers on her date. She's, but they said, they were not sneakers.

They were not. They were not. They were regular. They were not. They were very expensive. You know, astronauts use velcro in space. I was basically an astronaut, okay? So, can I show you just because we're here in real life?

I'm always talking about how I'm getting lost in this shit. This is why. 20 minutes of the love connection. Look at this. He's showing everyone the snow. Why? Why? Look at just keeps going. I made up PDF, it was eight ages. To say Ramona has

a face of a troll ball pencil. Like that's what it took. It's like we're writing term papers. Makes no fucking sense. But then I get things like this. We don't let fate decide. We let date decide. I loved her. So this guy Mark brought Ramona to the zoo, which somehow felt very appropriate, you know, and was mad that she wore ten issues to a zoo. Yeah. You know, he needs to really take a seat. Yeah, he does. So we don't get to see the date, so we just get to hear them talk about it, but the best date to me He's like, well, I wanted to take it to an Italian restaurant. This is plastic apps. I wanted to do after the zoo Yeah, I wanted to take it to a to a nice Italian restaurant, but she had tennis shoes, which he just brought up like 20 times

So I took it to a chain What the fuck? And Andy goes, you went to a chain, because it means the Olive Garden, right? This is a woman who won't even go to like Shratton Vermont to ski. Yeah. Only asking.

I'll only eat it. Olive Garden's an Aspen, okay. Olive Garden has much ice. It takes her to the Olive Garden, and Andy's like, you ate it in Olive Garden? What the fuck did you even do there? And she's like, oh my god, it was so crazy, okay? I've never been to a chain place.

There's so much bread and salad. It was a huge home bread and salad. There was never ending bread and salad. Never ending bread and salad. I've never seen such a thing since when I was married to Mario and I would just feed him over and over and over again. And I guess he just wasn't appreciative. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just like to feed my men, okay?

I'm talking plastic. I mean the best part, I mean this guy was such an idiot and such an asshole and somehow at the end of the day she's like, yeah, but then once we start talking, we really bond it. And turns out we have a special bond. I really like him a lot. He's like, of course you bond it.

You guys are both crazy people. Totally crazy people. And the things that's so funny because Andy asked the guy that she ends up picking Mario, of course. So she picks him and then Andy's like, so what do you think of Ramona? Like Andy's so uncomfortable,

because he's like, you obviously don't know Ramona, right? Cause everything this got, the first guy knew Ramona. He's like, what a pig, you know, like he knew her. He begged her right away, but this is last guy. Obviously doesn't know her. And he's like, she's the kindest person I've ever met in my life What a joy what a lady and Andy's going like this I'm talking about the Ramona or like the PA that we said to give you water

He's like really And so because the audience chose him and she chose him, she gets money. It's like $5. She know this shows the chief. And she's like, Auntie, I just want to make an announcement. I already have a lot of money, okay? A very rich person, okay? So I'm going to give this money to a charity.

Thanks, Ramona. Nothing is as charitable as a speech about how charitable you are before you give your $5 to an abuse shelter. Fucking Ramona. And then the best part is they have like an update afterwards. Like after the after she's chosen, it's like, let's see how Ramona and Mark are doing. I was like, we're gonna just see his severed head somewhere, you know? And it's like, it was going well,

but you know, apparently she dumped him a week later and she goes, let's face it. She literally said, let's face it. Let's face it. He is G-U, geographically undisfeirable. Hi. Hi. Hi.

At least not P-U personality on this article, though. Yeah, fucking Ramona. Ends with like a youthful. And that's why every friend thinks what's sisters. So you guys, something we're very proud to announce is that, like Real Housewives, we now have a movie to advertise. We have a movie sponsorship. And it is not those little fucking bald things with glasses. What are the movies that you're gonna be doing? Black real housewives, we now have a movie to advertise. Yeah. We have a movie sponsorship. And it is not those little fucking bald things with glasses. What are the minions? I hate those fucking things.

Why did they have to mar a movie about a fat hero with those little fuckers? Like, it ruined the whole thing. I was like, what's that person? I was so happy. And then it's those little one-eyed creeps. Fucking minions. They're on every goddamn coffee cup you want to buy.

Like, can I get a thormis without a minion? And that's all, just kidding. So this is a mini called the last rampage. Yeah. I think you guys all have little things on your tables. Robert Patrick, Heather Heather Graham Bruce Davidson and Alex McNico people with dirty faces for some reason That will understand after we go to the freeze screening. I like when they're like

Our stars have dirty faces. They're getting real Curly Oscar campaigns, so we decided that in honor of this movie called The Last Rampage, we would have a last rampage and just rant our asses off, because... And you know, I say it on the show a lot, but it really is true. The shit we talk about on the show is so silly. But projecting my own issues and anger on to this shit. Yeah. I've actually worked through so much shit.

Yeah. I really am. And thank you so much because not only are you such a good friend, but you guys, you ride us, you tell us what the fuck is like? Here's your issue bitch, you know, I'm like, oh, okay, I understand Here's why you can't make autistic child jokes. I'm like oh my god like I learn, you know, I've grown This has happened. This is actually real. So thank you, you know We're growing we're learning this is like an anti-rampage. It's like a happy rant. Yeah, but getting to that, the reason I really love doing this shit is just ranting my spewing such anger and hatred

about the dumbest things. Yeah. Really fills my life with joy. Like, yeah. I just learned to accept I'm an angry con. And I embrace it. Yeah. So thank you.

So in honor of our freedom to rant, let's go. What do you want to do your last rampage about? I'll join you. So in honor of our Freedom to Rant, let's go. What do you want to do your last rampage about? I'll join you. Well, I mean, the last rampage for right now, but you know, I always have a rant. And this will probably spawn three different rants in the middle of this rant. That's a sequel.

That's the bend dirty face sequel of the last rant, age. So I was walking around today, and I feel like, that's something, but hey, so I was walking around New York today. You're in the right place for it. I was going to go out and watch. They removed the brick wall. I feel like we should do that in front of the brick wall. I was walking around New York today.

So here's the thing, so we live in Los Angeles. Does anyone here actually live in Los Angeles? No. So they know and don't admit that here. New York people, we are front, we lived in New York. We know y'all hate it. You're right. you're right. I, everyone's always like,

you know, you in LA, no one ever walks anywhere. I was like, okay, I don't know, have you guys walked on your sidewalks? I just went to get a bagel today and it was just like going to war. I just, it was, it was so horrific. And it's like, it's like jam-packed.

It's like, no, but you're around humanity. You get to see people. I'm like, yeah, I get that. But like, it was, it's too much. It really is. And I'm from New York, but like, maybe I've gotten too weak because I'm in LA now. But it's out of control.

And people say, well, you have all the traffic. No, you got, the traffic here is out, the traffic here is out of control. Oh, no. Anyway, all I've got to say is it may be very thankful to be in the chaos of New York, but also thankful to be leaving. Yeah. Well, it's not only just people, it's Midtown.

Yeah. This is not like, oh, we're in this lovely neighborhood. Walk around with hot guys, free-balling, and like, that's not what it is, OK? You walk out, and it's a wall of sweaty people. It's like the tower of Babble just let out, and everybody just starts coming at you. I know, we know, you know, but that's where we stand.

We're just traumatized because we become very thin skinned. We're like, oh my god, like you can't do anything. There's people coming at you. Then they get in front of you. It's like they're such a hurry, then they get in front of you and stop. It's like everyone in your family is 400 pounds. Move out the sidewalk. Get to the shoulder.

Stand on the fucking grate. What is wrong with you? Move! Okay? And then you guys remember those videos where they showed women just walking through the city with cameras and they showed you what sexual harassment women put up. Girl! I mean, that video is so true. I mean, like, imagine being me. It's so true. So today, there's this homeless dude with a car and like, shopping bags and all this stuff. And there's this hot black girl, right, but at the crosswalk.

And she's like, waiting. And he's like, you know what I like? What you did with your shoes? I really like what you did there with your shoes. You know, just like, he was just talking to the sky. And she was like, and she just moved. She just moved over. And then he's like, whoa! No one got his attitude! Whoa! That's some cold water! And now he's abusing her because she ignored him. It's like you cannot fucking win. Yeah. Huckin' people.

And then there's a guy standing outside our hotel going, I scream! I scream! He's got to tattoo on his face. I know it's hard to get a job when you're a family. I do not want my child buying ice cream from your scary ass. The fuck out from in front of my house. No, I don't have a cigarette.

They're $20 here. Hey, can I buy a cigarette? They give you a quarter. Fuck you. Santa Costco. There was also that guy who walked up to both the bus. He was like, they're like, ugh, ugh. I did just like spat at our feet.

This was a guy, swore to guy. He's not lying, he's literally not lying. You know Ben's laughing, I said, cover your fucking mouth. He's like walking around with a bubonic plague. I felt like I was- Well, he was fucking mouth. I felt like I was on Invitable Le Cabo. Wait, are people watching Invitable Le Cabo?

Yeah. Good, because I was scared that no one was watching it and I was like, this show is secretly awesome, right? I feel like there have been some real gems. I feel like, this show is secretly awesome, right? I feel like there have been some real gems. I feel like, team Emily all the way, I feel like there's been some gems on Bravo. I think like Invite Only Cabo, I think Summer House, not because you're here, like we...

I wanna know, actually I wanna know, are both work as twins going to be back this year? Are you guys not just, yes. Yeah, I told you she'd leave her fucking husband for that. Carl? I told you. Everybody is saying Carl. Carl.

Carl. Look, Carl, I'm really not mad at you what I'm trying to say is I'm really mad at you because of how you treated me. And I don't like to be treated like that because I'm totally casual. And really all I want is a casual relationship where were you tonight? Who were you texting? Put your weight on me. Put your weight on me. I could take it.

I could take it. Carl, Carl, how much weight do you want me to put on? Carl, Carl. By the way, you know, so we should actually say who from a summer house actually is here. Because we've been saying it. We have Kyle and Amanda. Yeah, Amanda.

Yeah, Amanda. I think Kyle is recording this at the moment. Yeah, he is. We have Stephen the Gay. So tall and cute. And we have Hero of the People, Reporter Christina Gibson, Reporter Live. And we have Hero of the People reporter Christina Gibson reporting live. I'm the face of wet pain.

I'm reporting live. You're reporting live. Left with the giant bottle of rosé. Classic. Yes, she still has the Magna Rose, a hauling her hand. Be careful, she's going to take something when she leaves. All right, the show's over. I'm taking this.

I'm taking this section all, and that's it. Can somebody help me with this? I'm under the... LAUGHTER And that pretty much brings us to the end of our show, man. Yeah, we were... We were supposed to give him a heads-up, give him a five-minute heads-up. heads up, a given them five minutes heads up.

So we could so talk for five minutes. A heads up, these bitches been passing out checks for 20 minutes. Don't leave the heads up, they're like, pass up the checks. Pass them out. You guys, this has been so insane. Yeah. Thank you.

My friends, my friends. I love Look, my friends. Look, my friends. Love you, my friends. Okay, I love you, my friends. They're from the Jupiter, Florida, and Jupiter just approved that that really happened. That's a Jupiter, okay. So, you guys, of course, we can't ever end an episode without totally plugging things. So if you're going to be in LA September 2nd, you know we're doing this all over again,

and an even larger venue is twice the stop walking there. So you have enough time to save up your money for a plan ticket. But anyone who might be listening, why don't you let the listeners at home know how fun it was to see us live. Thank you for reminding me that I can still feel things you guys. Thank you so much. We love you guys.

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