Watch What Crappens - RHOC Live in San Diego: The Betch is Back, Betch!

Episode Date: June 10, 2023

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Oh my God. We love a San Diego crowd. It is so, so good to be here. It was really hard not to go see Orcas today just because I knew it pissed everybody off. Yeah. Well, you know, I mean San Diego is where the Top Gun house is. So I wore like a shirt that, so I looked like one of the people in Top Gun when they go to a bar. So I'm Cruz, baby.

Yeah. Welcome. It's a really important time in our country right now. So we are just really grateful you guys are here. Yeah. Big week. We both want to congratulate President Trump. Yeah. For getting the most nominations to prison that we have seen. Yeah.

We know we're in a semi-conservative place but we're not going to get too political but to prison that we have seen. Yeah. Yeah. We know we know we're in a semi-conservative place but we're not going to get too political but come on, you got it, you got to give it up for that. I mean, that is amazing. Yeah. Did you guys see those photos of all the files in the bathroom and on the stage?

Those are the nation's nuclear secrets within hands reach of Ramona singer, okay? But it's crazy, those papers, all those confidential top secret documents, just like out there for anyone to touch, and we're actually very lucky, we have crap and fans everywhere. You know, everywhere. Listen, we've got some old queens and bars giving us some information. And some of those bars are in DC Yeah, and some of them are in Mar-a-Lago and

We may have received some top secret documents We probably shouldn't read these out loud, but we kind of feel like bitches, so we're gonna do we're messy bitches Okay, let's see Okay, all right, we've never we haven't seen these before this may be the last night of the podcast We could get arrested any moment this one says confidential top secret for presidents eyes only The person who gave Heather gay a black eye All the secrets she numbery she can make a fist oh my god she it's physically impossible for me to make a fist hold on let me unwrap this is her accord. Yeah, let's see. It's a tape. Home mine. Shhh.

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Wow. Wow. Where are you? Where are you? Where are you stuff? I found something. This came, I think this is from the bathroom. This was, oh my God, it's an invitation to Carlin Lindsay's engagement party.

Wow. Everyone really did get to find out about that. Yeah, literally everyone found out about that. Wow. Carl even invited Trump before he invited Danielle. That is sad. That is sad for Danielle. Oh my God, it's a receipt for a hundred pizza ovens.

Little man scratched out and skinny Italian written over in Matt and Matt and Matt. That is great. Wait, what's this one? I can't read this one. Look at it closer. I can't figure out what this one's about. What is that one in fact? I can't tell what this is about. Oh, it's about Tom. That's about Tom. Stupid.

Oh, I know. Oh, Tom. All the Toms except Calikyo. You know, you know, pretty good track. Back up. Got a good track or good? Yeah. Hot pot? We need to wait for Tom Calikyo to fuck up. I know. Tom Calikyo. You know, I'm got a pretty good track, back on. Got a good track, good, good. Yeah. Padma?

We need to wait for Tom Calicchio to fuck up. I know. Tom Calicchio. I need some grainy footage of Tom Calicchio and like one of those safari hats that he always wears. Tom Calicchio, did you mean to defraud passengers from an airline crash? Padma?

Padma? Padma? Padma? Padma's the special prosecutor, prosecuting all the tombs on Bravo. These tombs on Bravo, man. The Bravo just keeps giving us shitty tombs. Yeah.

Are there any tombs in the audience? Raise your hand right now. Let's boo the fuck out of you. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. You don't understand.

Like, it was really hard for me, dude. You may not have done something wrong. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, first of all hello to Gabby from below deck Gabby from below deck is here below Dexaling of you yeah remember Gabby from below Dexaling last year we were just talking to each other backstage about how traumatized we are like I'm hurt I feel hurt and a lot of that a lot of that stuff has rubbed off on me in real life I flew southwest to get here and they were like line, they were like line up, group A and I was like, BOOM! You're a stupid slut! Shut up! Shut up! You stupid slut! Just fucking stupid slut! Bitch!

That's like, that were even really normalized interrupting, yeah. I went to order a Starbucks and I said, what's your name? I was like, stupid bitch slut whore. Like, this, please yell it really loudly while I'm over there rocking back and forth in the fucking fetal position. Thank you, that would be great. Well, I'm traumatized too. So first of all, my parents are here tonight too.

I love my parents. I'm not traumatized that they're here, but I'm traumatized. I'm traumatized because Scandal of All got so big that they actually voluntarily tuned into the reunion this week while Ryan and I were podcasting. Well, I have to say I'm very proud because in the car ride over here, I asked my dad,

what'd you think, and my dad was like, well, you know, when they were talking to you, we're like, uh, Rachel. So I'm very proud of you, dad, for picking up on the Rachel thing. You did a good job. Oh, they hated it, by the way, they hated it. Well, it was trash. Yeah, but it's our trash.

And we love it. Speaking of. Speaking of. Yeah, if something else you wanted to say about. No. Oh, no, I have nothing else to say about that. But I was going to, you want to intro the show? You want to do a little welcome to. No, I was going to.

But then I thought you had more pump rules to do. Oh, no, pretend I never said anything. Let's see. Can we make a fist? Let's see any, any, any Vatter pump rules things you have been on ever. OK, welcome to Watch Rock Crappens! The podcast for all that crap we love to talk about

hunky-yoo bros! Previously, on a real house slice, a pooch county! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Wherever you go, whatever you do, I'll be Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! people on back. Welcome to my new mall house. The master bedroom is right between the Claire's boutique and the synopon. Huh. Well, I am so over David Bedouard. I'm just like so happy.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I'm divorced. I'm happy. I'm Gina. The same Gina you saw last year, except now I got 67 kids. And I live in a little tiny conceited with a guy with a beard who can barely stand me.

Ryan, do you love me? Ryan, Ryan, look at me. Can you look at me, Ryan? Do you love me, Ryan? Do you love me, Ryan? I love you. Ryan, do you love me? I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Hold on. Just the dog licking his face. Heather Dubrow beat up a producer, slashed a PA in the face, and poured molten lava on a sushi shop from Nobu, and someone needs to stand up for her.

Uh, no, I like you're fired. Goodbye. Goodbye. Huh. I am still very, a very, very happy person. I'm so happy. I'm like, you know, it's been tough. It's been tough.

It's been tough. It's been tough I've had 30 to 40 negative thoughts. I'm not going to lie. I mean, just, you know, David was walking on the beach with some slot It's okay. I'm I'm very high your life. I'm a door killed by my husband's in fidelity. I'm happy I'm happy. All right girls three two one hit it. I do whatever I want Whenever I want with no Expectations if you ever come for me Whenever I want, whenever I want, with no expectations.

If you ever come for me or my family, ever again, this will cost you a lot. I'm seeing. So, I don't know how you guys were feeling about Orange County coming back. I was literally terrified. I was like, I was like, please don't let Bravo end. I cannot go back and wait tables, girl. You know I can't.

Someone's going to ask me for something and I'm going to say, what the fuck is wrong with your ankles? Get the fuck up and go back there and get it yourself. I'm not doing it. So I'm very afraid that Bravo is just going to die. It's just going to go to hell. And Orange County does not help those fears subside. OK.

Don't let help. I was oddly very excited for Orange County to come back because everything is so dark on Bravo right now that just to have Shannon Bedurr, like having pieces of plastic on her butt and being afraid of toxins, that just seems like a comfort food right now. And I feel like Bravo's gotten really good with his robots. I mean we have had Raquel for the past couple of years who fooled us all, you know?

And we know how artificial intelligence is kind of taking over everything. We've got like the chat GPT cast member on Vanderpump rule. Chat GP Tom. And then we come to the robot fact, chat GP Tom. Oh no. Chat GP Tom.

Chat GP Tom. Just like, right, right, a personal essay about why you deserve this job. Dude, that's all it says. I'm the real victim here. Oh, yeah. So, we go from that robot to the robot factory, Warns County in general. I mean, my God, they fired a lady named Jen,

married to a guy named Ryan, and hired a blonde lady named Jen, married to a guy named Ryan. Right? The creativity is off the walls. Ryan and hired a blonde lady named Jen, Mary do a guy named Ryan. Right. Right. The creativity is off the walls. RIP, Dr. Jen, RIP. Your personality will never remember, but.

But is it the same girl? You guys, I think it's the same girl with just more filler in her face. Is the same literal girl and all the weaves? Is there one weaves store? There's a lot. I feel like New Jent, I'm excited to see what happens with her, but right now, I kind of feel like she

wants to take away my rights. I just sort of have that feeling. Well, this is Orange County. Let me tell you what they're not doing in Orange County right now. Anything with a rainbow, OK? Nothing with a rainbow. Except reclaiming it, okay

So who you came down from Orange County? I Said who you came down from Orange County Your rich you can take it Anyway, so this I have to say the moment this started, I was dying of laughter, duh, duh, duh, duh on top of a dumpster. Can you know if you try and get your trash into that dumpster, you're only gonna get one reaction from it. BATCH! BATCH! She's just going down the PCH. BATCH!

Oh my god, this little pint-sized motorcycle. This is a little weave under a helmet coming down the... You know, when Heather DeBro came back last season, she just walked for miles through her house because her house is like the size of the Pentagon. I've never wanted to see somebody fall off an infinity edge so badly. But Tamron, her little motorcycle going down Route Route 1, like, I'm back batches! So the reason we call her the possum on a dumpster is because one time it's not a looks thing, okay? One time before I get canceled already. But one time I was

really stoned, I lived in Long Beach and I'd never seen a possum before, okay? We don't have those in El Paso. It's lizards and like Lebanese people, you know, and like, I mean, I'd just never seen one. So it was raining and I was really stoned, and I went to take the trash acts it was stinking, and on top, this fucking thing. On the donster, in the rain, I literally thought it was Malian.

I told my friend, my neighbor, I was like, if that's an alien, I just saw an alien. Such a fucking idiot. The worst is that when the person then looked at you and said, that's my opinion. But when Tamara gets angry and it does come from that reunion of her being like, that's my opinion. Tamara gets angry and it does come from that reunion of her being like

Is that alien possum? So these violins are playing urgently. There's this little motorcycle with blonde hair whatever coming out And then we just hear things like we're hearing people to talk. We don't even know who it is We're like Tamara talks a lot of shit about her friends, and that makes it dangerous. Stop screaming or fucking Tom in your life and listen, why won't you listen? Tom is no bullshitter. Then we see Tamara standing, we see the scene that he just did. You shit, you fucking knock up on your leather. We see her screaming at somebody,

but she's running down this hallway, and she's under a painting I can only describe as a housewife season two face. Because who's the artist who did that painting? The mom, the scream munch. Is it a munch? No, it wasn't the one. It was like Picasso.

It was one. Yeah, it was like a, it was like a, it was like a Picasso. It was like, it was before Picasso got in. It's down on this half, and your season two face is a flameless. I don't know. Yeah, I'll launch her. It was like a Picasso is before Picasso got in down on this half and your season two faces I'm this I Don't know yeah, I'll I'm sure it was a print. I mean it's orange County Not Beverly Hills it was a bridge

So but the funny thing is by the way I couldn't tell with these scenes were they flashbacks or flash forwards Because I think at first they're like okay editing team tameras coming back She hasn't been here for a while so just get some old stuff up for being a total bitch and we'll put that stuff in Okay, cuz we don't have any stuff but then within two weeks had so much new stuff. They're accused at two Cuz listen there is nothing more desperate than a housewife without a show more desperate than a housewife without a show. Yep. These people go crazy on the show, but then when they go off the show, girl.

So does their mind. Tamra done complain crazy. She's friends with Teddy. I mean, does that show any kind of logic at all? Has a woman just completely lost her goddamn mind? That's what happens to you. So she's still motoring down the highway, going by the blockbuster and everything.

I hear Emily go, I feel like you don't like me, and you always have something against me and my new hip. That's it. That's it. She gets past. Oh, and then this is classic camera. It's a new scene of classic camera. That girl gets so passed.

It's funner. I mean, she looks like Shrek. I have, I have, I have. And I think she's with Gina and even Gina's like, oh, oh, oh. No, that makes me sad. But Camer is going to keep this job. She will come on here and call Emily Shrek immediately. She doesn't care She's gonna take it. She will take a chicken sandwich out of her purse in a steam room and then hit Emily with it, okay?

Then we see Tamara just saying pull the stick out of her ass because it's really lodging her throat This is the best part because then it cuts to Heather who's listening to all of this from the top of the stairs and Heather's acting. She's like, as someone who was once on hot and Cleveland, I call this emoting. And then just, I mean, it's literally just tamer screaming. And then it goes, but there are good memories. And then we get to Eddie and Tamera and they're both just terrible straw hats. Yes. When he's like, will you marry me?

We both have terrible straw hats and protein farts. Let's just do it. And then just, I forgot how trashy they are at all times. I was like, hey, Eddie, how you doing? God, nice dick. I'm going to write it. Can't wait to write your dick, Eddie. It's a fucking hot.

Hey, Eddie. So glad we just fucked 20 times in the back seat. So I'm going to write your dick, Eddie. It's a fucking hot. Hey, Eddie, suck, let me just fuck 20 times the backseat. So I'm gonna hug you. Congratulations, okay. Your vagina works, your penis works. Okay, that congrats. We'll put it in the newsletter.

And then we just hear Shannon's voice saying, can't hammer a change? Hopefully. Hopefully. I don't know. David didn't change. I mean, some people can, let's keep it real for real, I don't know. It's so amazing that Shannon's first line coming back to the season is a question to herself.

Can't you change? No, no. And then we hear Trixi Monical, a resident singer, all of a sudden the motorcycle parks in a driveway and then the person tamerah takes off her helmet and it's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, and Trixi's like, careful what you wish for. Be careful what you wish for. That song, and it's true, it's true, Trixi Monical style too, because there's no other lyric, and they sing it a few more times in the episode.

It's not like, hey look both ways on the street, be careful what you wish for. It's not, it's no lead in there's nothing. No, it's no. Be careful what you wish for. Listen, not no lead in there's nothing. No, no. Be careful what you wish for. Listen, when you produce gold, you don't need to embellish, don't kill the lily, you gotta hit. But don't be careful what you wish for. That is a hit. You don't add any more lyrics to that. Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's coming.

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and it's better for the planet. And it's meat. Plant meat. Correct. So if you're looking for something to grab for your grill, grab some impossible beef. Summer of impossible. Start making meat history today, just head over to the meat aisle at your local grocery store, grab some impossible beef, or patties, and get grilling. And then we cut to a camera just to be getting, Tamer gets more and more vile each scene she's in, even in the beginning. Okay, usually it takes a season, but this time they're like,

just start Tamer off at medium and half or just any, Shrek, okay, the Shrek comment middle, that put that one in the middle. It'll get worse. And sure enough, Tamer's like, you know what, Shannon? You're a liar and a drunk. Oh, no. You could not call an alcoholic a drunk. That is the most glassless shit I've ever heard. I don't miss this.

I don't miss this. And then, oh no, she did this move for that one. Oh yeah, you're at the palm. It's down flat. Sorry. Like she was feeling the, it's a fire warm. Well, it's a stove on. Hold on, let me see. Ha, okay, it smells like. The palm is down flat. Sorry. Like she was feeling the, it's the fire warm. Well, it's the stove on.

Hold on, let me see. Ah, ah, ah, ah, okay, it's the stove. Cleaning the roof of the car. I don't miss this. Listen, David LaRusso learned this. Cleaning the roof of the car. Washed out. Washed out.

Worming the tortilla. So then. San Diego knows. He all do that. Sit, too. You all been on your stove with your tortillas like I'm warm they shit. So Tamra finally gets off from so this is what cracks me up. We watched as it feels like 10 minutes of Tamra in her leather jacket and the motorcycle

the helmet she pulls it off she does the whole thing, and then we watch her, there's bad ass on a motorcycle, walk into a very quaint, faux-tuskin suburban house. Yeah. Thank God, impact the past exciting, bad. Walking in, there's like a poster from Marshalls that's like saying, Paris, jute-tame, what a badass. It's our favorite show of art, because there's so much good art on this show. One of my favorites was Gretchen Rossi's painting of Paris in five different languages.

It was just like, Paris, Paris, Paris, Paris. It makes you more cultured if you can write Paris in different fonts, you know? Those are different languages to write, you know? The camera is just, bitch, bitch, bitch. Fucking bitch. It's my opinion, bitch. So they walk in, so clearly, Tamara, Eddie and her mom, Sandy, have had a meeting before the season began.

That's like, hey, we got to win over America, okay? So we're going to be funny. And we're going to be racey. It's everyone on board, hands of the middle. As much as I admire Eddie's willingness to work out eight hours a day, I mean I find it like master betorally I approve. But realistically this is what you get. You walk in and he goes hey babe you want some cheese? Fucking gross dude like stop. You know he's just one long silent fart. He was literally cutting the cheese.

Exactly. So she comes in and she's like, hey man, tell you, yeah, you're hot, you want a fuck right now? I said, yeah, I want a fuck. Fuck my fucking night. Fuck you. Fuck with that cheese. Fuck you. I'm putting you dick in it, Eddie. And then the mom comes out and she's like, hey, mom, how you, fuck with that cheese, fuck you, I'm gonna put you dick in it, Eddie. And then the mom comes out and she's like, Hey, mom, how's traffic on your way here, Patch? And she's like, it was terrible. You just got, you know, there was a traffic jam back there. Two chairs were in my way.

Ha, oh god. What was this 1988 NBC Saturday night sitcom they were doing? I mean, I was waiting for David Leisure walk in and be like, hey neighbors. I liked it, but you know, it is a rip off. It is a Kelly Dodd rip off because Kelly Dodd, you know, is horrible, but she is also the one who invented that. Count, count what's mean, your mom.

Check my fucking mom's living downstairs, fucking bitch. Remember when she was accused of pushing her mom down the stairs? Yeah. Tell me, Orange County is boring. Yeah, that's what other show has I pushed my mom down the stairs story. Yeah. It's like a controversial story.

She pushed her mom down the stairs. That's an actual... Debeat on the show. So, Tamra's like, when I left this show, Eddie was fucking me! But also, when I left the show, I was in a bush. And that's not the way I want to go out after 12 years. And then we see the clip of it, whether or during the Homer Simpson back into a bush. Just going,

when Tamra does her, Ben calls it drinking through the straw confusingly, like when she's like, well, you know, normally if you're going to make a little noise in a bottle, you go like this. You have to have you have to drunk a little bit more water. So you just take that bottle away and you got Shana Medor being confused about something. What I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I, I'm not gonna fight, Batch. That's not the way I wanted to go back. So I'm gonna come back and I'm gonna fuck everyone's life up. So they're talking about eating their ever-so-humble cornmeal-crested Costco pizza.

So they're talking about eating their ever-so-humble cornmeal-crested Costco pizza. So they're talking about eating their ever-so-humble cornmeal-crested Costco pizza. So they're talking about eating their ever-so-humble cornmeal-crested Costco pizza, you know, keeping it real. And they start talking about their mom and Tamer's like, hey babe, do you want anything to drink? And he's like, you're trying to get me drunk and take advantage of me or something? Well, I don't do anal and Sandy goes, that's not what I

hear about you. Mom, we cut that joke, bitch. I have missed the utter trash that this family is. I've missed it. I missed it. But you know what, though Sandy looks great. I got to give props to Sandy. She looks wonderful. Sandy looks great. She's fucking some guy from the gas station. I don't know where they even found this guy. You guys seriously. Someone said she basically found Chaz Paul Menteri and put him in some Abercrombian fitch.

She's like, come on, you, beyond the show. Here's a shirt. The party city Chaz. She's like, yeah, I'm fucking a guy. Because Tim was like, you're fucking Tim moms. Because your brim is right about Sydney. Is it Sydney? Is it the daughter who we raster?

It's Sophia. It's Sophia. Sophia, she's like, come on. Hey, it's been a minute, all right? I have to remember which daughter hated Timmer the most, okay? Is it the one who hates her or the one who really hates her? We also find out during this moment that, unfortunately,

I mean, we all knew the cut fitness was gone, but now we find out the cut fitness is gone. Well, it's not gone from my vocabulary, because how rules is trying to bring that word back, the C word, and I will not be tempted. Because you know, of course, I took it as a green light. I was like, oh, we're okay again. One good thing about being old is watching everybody get offended

at something that used to be okay. But then everybody changes their mind again. Eventually people were like, no, it's a pretty solid word. You know, nothing really replaced cup fitness. So we're just gonna bring it back. Okay. So Tim was like, cup fitness was Eddie's baby. You know, he used to go there for eight hours

doing push up on those uneven warped floors to the threes of people who would come in. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three.

Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Cut Fitness was his baby. Did it erase you? I'm sorry, but Daddy Ray's story line was my favorite. I'm going to stick with that as one of my all-time classics. So Sandy.

I got erased. It's like I still see you. No, I'm going to see Ray's badge. So Sandy's like, so, Eddie, what are you going gonna do every day now? And then he goes, her. She goes, that's my mom. And he goes, so. She goes, I don't want to talk to my mom about boning. I was like, you just made an anal joke.

Didn't you guys, weren't you guys just making anal jokes together? Like, Sandy, you'll be fine. So we see, okay, so we start talking about Sandy's boyfriend. This guy, I cannot... First of all, happy, I had a happy. Okay, second of all. As a Lebanese person, I understand the need for the between the eyebrow pluck.

And when you're busy, the between, and I've got some friends here, some Lebanese friends from Al Paso and Asa Matthew, how you guys? So they know, we have to do this in-between thing. This boyfriend, God eraser, and he didn't do like this in-between the eye. I think he just looked like this, like straight up his face. He literally has five o'clock shadow from the middle of his eyebrows, all the way to the center of his eyebrows. And I was like, that is literally hot.

I literally, I want to fuck this person. I want to fuck him. And also he has a pen and the very top button of his polo shirt. But it's just like hanging like that. He's just the kind of guy he's always ready for some eyebrow work. And like, if you need a pen. Yeah. You need to write something down.

He's ready for you. Also, I don't use this. I just wanted to show you that I'm very rich. And I can have an apple pen. That's my Orange County humble brag. My apple pencil. So the whole thing is that Sandy and David have been boaning a lot apparently and they boon on top of Sofia's bedroom and so they're

very concerned that their this teenage girl is being traumatized. Well yeah I don't want to hear my mom listen. My mom is probably just like gross. Oh put your clothes back on. Get out, get out. I mean, I can't even imagine what that would sound like and I don't want to. And they're so actually made me. So it was like, what if I heard my mom having, I was like, oh God, no.

My mom just plays horror movies to go to bed. When I used to come to visit them for Christmas, this is what you would hear coming from there, Ram. Ah! Christmas, this is what you would hear coming from there. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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There was one of our friends just sent us, I'm sorry, honey, I'm sorry. I never played that. No, I never played that. Oh, it wasn't plugged in. Oh my God, I love me. I'm a good friend. Did that. No, I never played that. Oh, it wasn't plugged in. Oh my God, I love me. I'm a good friend. Did you mean to unplug my hair?

I can't concentrate. So Kyle was in this story today. People are just racking on Kyle every day and Beverly Hills isn't even on. So she's like, on a Zen pick or whatever, you know. And so people are like, oh my God, fuck you, Zen pick bitch. And then she, like, I don't know, she got Buckel. What is it? Your buckle, fat, don't know, she got Buckel. What is it? Your Buckel fat, your Buckel fat?

Buckel. You, sir. Buckel the pebb-o. You think it is. Buckel. Buckel, I think he's right. Buckel fat, Buckel fat, Buckel fat. It's the lemon.

It's like a premium. It's Buckel removal fat. Every time Kyle leaves her house, they're on Reddit, like, look at stupid Kyle and her bucle fat gone dummy Hey, anybody missing their bucle She's just preparing for her next role in Halloween. They make lots of demands first bangs then bucle removal It's okay Michael gets sick of killing people. He just comes and starts removing bucle fat from people while they're asleep So anyway, they do this whole test that they just mown, they mown and scream and everything.

And Sandin, they're really trying to be this like, we're just a happy, funny family that talks about sex all the time, but we're hilarious when we do it. Everybody loves Batchman. So then we go to Sand Then we go to Shannon. She's taking Archie. Archie! To the park and they're going to meet Emily and their dog. And this cast doesn't even pretend to like each other in real life.

They're just like, oh, hey, Shannon, I haven't seen you since we filmed the reunion. She's like, oh, yeah, oh, hello. Yeah, let's go hiking. Don't mind Archie. Archie's very afraid of small dogs and also non-biodegradable plastics. So Emily's like, I just got a new dog, Togo, but I didn't bring him because he doesn't do well with other dogs You can't leave a dog at home when his name is to go. Yeah, I have to take him out. What the fuck is wrong with Emily? to go. You have to take him out. What the fuck is wrong with Emily? So Shannon gets out of the car and sprays her. So this woman who's like afraid of like every chemical known to man she takes the suntan lotion and is like, pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss You want some diet cup?

Okay. You want some diet cup? No, saccharin. That's dangerous. You have any chemicals? Chemicals. Chemicals. So they make small talk about things we don't care about.

They're children. And then, um, uh, uh, Sanin gives us her first confessional look. What was this? What was this? I am old Navy head to toe. Like literally, if I could buy ears from old Navy, my ears would be old Navy right now. Okay, I'm not a fashion queen but what the fuck is Shannon wearing this is wearing a skin tie sequined suit it's like a cor- she's like wearing a black corset under here yes she's serving them up which you know good for her good for her got them serve them if you got them. That's what I say. You know? But she's got a busier bright pink real tight jacket.

And then her new thing, the really crazy thing, are the pom-poms. It's like pom-poms in our wrists. And then a headband. That's a leather-skinned suit, busier hot pink jacket with feathers on the cuffs. Please, God, why, God, please, God, Shannon, no. That's a Latin leather skin suit, busier hot pink jacket with feathers on the cuffs. Please God, why God, please God, Shannon, no, that's my note. This is why Shannon is like a top five housewife for me, I have to admit.

So she's talking about her daughter, how she's going to that really religious school, so she's been with that dude for a year and they haven't fucked yet because they're waiting till they get married or whatever. Which, I'm sorry, you have a little tiny dick and I'm telling you that right now. Or has some other like softy issues in bed? Because Christians fuck all the time before marriage, okay? So, so they're walking along and it's really hot.

You know it's really hot because every three seconds, Shanns like, oh, it's really hot. It's quite hot. It's quite hot. It's very hot because every three seconds, Shanns, I can't. It's really hot. It's quite hot. It's quite hot. It's very hot. So they channe and take some water and pours into a little bowl

for Archie to drink. So she pours it in Archie. The dog goes and licks laps up several lapping ups worth of water. And then Emily takes the rest of it and just starts sipping. Drinking it. You know, Emily struck gold last year when she came on the show and ate that chicken sandwich inside of the sauna. And I think she's going to always kind of be trying to strike that gold again. Who are you trying to win over?

Like, Pomeranians? Nobody wants to see that. Literally nobody wants that. So then we get Emily's confessional look and I just want to say thank God for Orange County. These people dress like fucking idiots. I've never seen adults dress like this. She's wearing an ice skating bathing suit with that Orange County cut out. Glitter. Five pearl necklaces, a pearl necklace headband, eyelashes like this, I was like, you all are something else. This is like the most supportive group of people

to live around, because whenever you say, how do I look, everyone's like, great. And they just like, come outside. They're like, great. She's like, I've always heard that a dog's mouth is much cleaner than a human's mouth. I mean, they eat food. They eat poop. They eat poop.

So she's like, so did you see what Tamra said about me? And then we see headlines. Reality blurb. Tamra judge Shade's Emily Simpson. She's a very angry girl. Well she was dancing on my grave when I got fired. That's nothing. Are you kidding your Tamra Judd shades Emily Simpson. She's a very angry girl. Well, she was dancing on my grave when I got far. That's nothing. You kidding?

You're a camera. Yeah. Now, offended you. That was a bit light, Emily. I have to say. And so Shana goes, well, you know, she does go below the belt. And she'll say stuff that is accurate. Huh?

Huh? I'm just going to let that hang there while I employ lots of things with that. Huh? Huh? Huh? I'm just gonna let that hang there while I employ lots of things with it Tortillas so I'm gonna let Shannon's like well, you know, there's a lot of stuff said about me too on me people the blogs They just can't stop up people Yes, Shannon everybody's fucking following you two around just stop well Well, you know, she was my past friend for six years. Fair. Six years, which is almost as long as I was married to David.

And well, then she got fired. OK. And there were a couple days where we just we just didn't connect his friends. She called me and I didn't dance her a call for just a day or two or three months or six months. You know, she was a fired person. A fired three months or six months. She was a fired person. A fired happened.

I was a hired person, and she was a fired person. It was very difficult for the hired and the fired to be on the same team. So, cell phones have waves, and if you're on a cell phone for too long, it will affect your brain, and it will affect you. You will die. No, I was in the job. I didn't you will die. No I was in the job and she was you she was calling from a dangerous location with radio waves between job and no job. She was a not hired person enjoying chemicals. I couldn't answer her call. I don't even know how to answer a phone.

Who knows that answer a phone? Basically, yeah, and I believe that Shannon doesn't know how to answer her phone, too. I do believe that Shannon is like when I call my mom and she answers the phone and on face time, or like puts face time on and then puts it in her ear. And I'm like, would you shave your fucking ear? That would be great. Do you need me to come over there and save your ear? Is this, she's like, hello?

Hello? Why can't I hear anything? What's going on here? She has it the wrong way. How? I could the phone out of my mother. I also know that Shannon does the OK before you look at a phone where she goes, OK.

How done? Now, how do you get this to work? Is this, no, it's just it's not working. It's not, okay. So, here's what happened. So, Tamragot fired and then Shanna stopped talking to her. Okay, that's kind of true, kind of. But are we just gonna forget how horrible Tamragot was

to Shannon that whole, she was pretending to be Shannon's friend and then telling everyone, you would not believe Shannon caused me 20 times a day. She's fucking pathetic, match. All she does is cry about her terrible fucking life. Raaah, raaah, raaah, like she was so terrible. And so Shannon was like, by bitch, you're fired now. I don't have to pretend to like you anymore.

I know. I love to, I, hey, fired now, I don't have to pretend to like you anymore. I know. I love to, I love to, I love to, I love to Tamar judge. I mean, I witnessed her getting baptized when she was Christian for, for a day. You know, she, she helped me take my, my wedding ring off and laughed in my face when she did it. I gave her an animal, which doesn't really make sense. And I traveled, listen, I have never laughed more. Well, cried really, but laughed by cried within a person in my life.

And like, to have that cut off was amazing. That's terrible. To have his laugh harder. Don't be afraid that Timberd just got fired. Whop, whop, whop, whop. It's time for commercial. It's time. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host Don't be afraid that Timer just got fired. Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Whop! Wh and just like that season 2 starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to end just like that the right is room on Max, or wherever you get your podcasts. So unfortunately for Shannon, history is being made,

and that timbre is actually being brought back. I mean, it's not history history, but it's like kind of a newer trend that no one really saw coming. So your fucked. Good luck. Okay. Good luck. OK. Good luck.

We have to watch it. So then we see a podcast that Tamara was talking shit about, Tamara on. And it's Melissa Feister. Is that Teresa's Melissa? But it's the same Melissa? It is. So that thirsty Melissa got hired by thirsty Teresa

to do a new thirsty Teresa podcast. Oh, girl, Melissa. So, um, Melissa Feister? I never knew. Um, so, um, go on to Fister. That's what I'm thinking of. The Twitter personality, you'll on to Fister. Who by the way is very talented. Or Fister the dog who didn't get the drink into that water. Yeah, because Emily drank it all, right? Right from the chat. I'm like, I want to know all the get the drink in that water. Yeah, because Emily drank it all, right? Right from the chat. And it's like, I want to know all the things that I did to her.

You know, I did a lot of thinking about this over the past few days, being like, wow, like, I'm going to probably run into her soon. And I want to know what I did to her, her, when she wasn't letting me talk on the phone about David. Uh-huh. She's really trying to push my buttons. She's trying to push, I'm pushing my buttons. Literally pushing my buttons.

It's like we're at a casino and she's pulling the arm of Croutian, the jackpot machine. And a little bird flew away. I'm just doing animals now. So then it cuts the chairman, her like really fun confessionale because the whole first part is like,

I'm back batch And I'm selling batch batch Move the camera up. I want to see you cry. I want you to see me cross my legs like drink the champagne She's like pouring it down her mouth and they just no matter what anybody says on the show They're like oh Shannon's giving Shannon's giving water to the dog. It's like, oh yeah, she would give water to a dog that's stupid, bitch. It's like, okay, well, thank you. Glad we got Tamara's opinion on that.

So they cut the tamarind, she's like, hey, listen, I just taught the drill, okay? They say, why aren't you friends with them? And I said, you know why? Because she's the bitch, bitch, man, let's go. So Emily is like, no, I think that you guys need to come to some sort of resolution because that'll be good for your heart to have tamer judge back in it. I don't think that's ever been said by anyone. I'm sick of people getting resolution. What does resolution do?

Why do I have to like you? I felt better when I just didn't like you and we were both okay with that. That was my resolution. What does resolution do? Why do I have to like you? I felt better when I just didn't like you and we were both okay with that. That was my resolution. That time I told you to fuck off and never call me again. That's how I resolve things. Thank you. Bye. Now, by the way, one thing we haven't talked about is that now that the show is back, they've been doing it working really over time to be like Orange County is back and it's super fun because like all the title cart when people show up on their titles, you know, it's all like Jazzy with like blue in Orange and there's like Orange is I don't know if you guys saw the new opening

lines now. They took the classic theme song but they added like a drum beat to it so instead of being like, which is the creepiest theme song, but they added like a drum B to it. So instead of being like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do So they're trying to make everything super like boom pop this show pops So the way they also do it is that they have things flying across the screen at all times because now we got a Gina Bring your picking up get her kids are getting their braces off and there's like a shot of every kid is like Shroom I'm like, oh my god, what's it? They're just getting their braces off. Why are you doing this to me? Is it Bronwyn's weekend? I'm like, oh my God, what? So they're just getting their braces off. What are you doing this to me? Is it Bronwyn's weekend? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So good. Oh, classic. Great. So this was really cute.

But if you're going to have, like, try and make things more exciting, they're like, oh, my god, look, it's so exciting. It's a orange county. You can't cut to Gina and then worth a don't test. Do you know what I mean? Especially because she can't afford it. She's back there like doing dishes.

She's like, hey, I'll take your home soon. I'm almost done paying off that one tooth. Doing dishes at the orthodontist cafe. Like when you can't pay your check in the restaurant the old timey day. So I'm going to have to get back there and do some dishes. She just got her kids braces at Starbucks.

It's just like straws. Just tape. So then we go to the car and she's like, congratulations kids, you got your braces on. You can eat all the candy, you're warm. Braces are wasted on fucking Gina. Rooting those children. So then we go to another really exciting scene.

It's like, whoosh, county. Emily, you kids getting in the car. My hip. So she's like, Keller, Luke told me you got in trouble. If you got in trouble in school, you know what happens at home? You get in trouble at home. And you know what that sounds like? It's like, enter a shame being like, you're in trouble. So Emily is like, yeah, now this changes past the bar exam.

He works in as an attorney. I know I got my wish. Like, I'm home with the kids. Emily's face doesn't move, but I just felt the pain. I felt that. Be careful what you wish for. So there we go back to Gina's car where the kids are being crazy. And she's like, oh my God, I'm so tired already, kids. Calm down back there. You know, I'm so Italian already kids. Calm down back there.

You know, I love and hate summer break. Like, thankfully, I'm in a really good spot with my super hot but problematic ex. Like, co-parenting as a family, it's really weird. It's really redefine modern living these days. You know, it's so cool. We've totally redesigned the modern family. I'm like you're a divorced lady who changes

like the kids every week. Give me your fucking break. So then one of the kids is like, he just farted out all the air, mom. I was like, please take your kids away from me. Thank you. Even being on TV, they're too close. They're too much.

They're six. You're littering human flesh all over this earth. Nobody needs six children. This put them someplace. You know what I mean? This scene of these children went on way too long for me. It was just endless, like 15 minutes. So Emily drugos the drive through with her kids

and she tells us, being a stay at home mom is what I always wanted for my children. But it's a constant pull between wanting to be a mom and wanting to be great and wanting to be home with your kids and wanting to drive your car off of a cliff. Yeah. I know. Stay away from the PCH. You know?

And Emily, I love that Emily is a version of Cheers, where everybody knows your name is the McDonald's. She literally drives up to the McDonalds and the drive through. Okay, and she's talking to that. She's like, oh, hurry. How are you? How have you been? Yeah, we're great. How you doing, sweetie? Yeah, I love the new look. You're summer good? Yeah, you ready for yours to go back to school too. I'm like, how much do you talk to this poor drive through lady?

Leave her alone. So then we go to Heather and Terry to bro. Terry to Bro has had so much work done. He's looking like Vladimir Putin. He literally looks like Putin now. He's appropriating Mama Elsa, and I think it's problematic. There is only one else I'm telling you, and I'm going to tell Mary Solviz. There is only one Elsa.

Both of you get your own fucking storylines. Now, aren't, now, correct me if I'm wrong, because I don't want to put out misinformation. But isn't there, was there a rumor that Terry was unfaithful, was? Yes, so spoiler alert. Spoiler alert, Ben, just run your whole season. OK.

But supposedly, Terry was banging somebody, which can I just say, can we get some more standards out there? Everyone who's cheating with these terrible people, but he is really rich. I'd fuck him. I'd probably would fuck him. Okay, so Terry, so supposedly he's banging somebody

and Tamra tries to bring it up on camera and then Heather won't have it, so she keeps shutting it down and punching producers, you know Heather. Like bam, bam, beat some producers up, push some people into some walls, and then leaves the show apparently, and I guess that's why she's told them all how to now live in LA.

Wow. Well, I had a sense that Tara was cheating because he's getting into a wheelchair. She's like, OK, get into the wheelchair. OK, sit down with your broken meniscus. OK, all right, and then she rams his leg into a wall. I was like, that guy cheated. That guy cheated. Oh did I did I inflict pain to your already injured knee? I had no idea. Yeah

she's like um you know uh Terry is very into fitness and we know that when our elderly husbands get really into fitness they're not cheating on our elderly husbands get really into fitness, they're not cheating on you at all. So, really happy for him. So he tours Miniscus and when I say he toward, I mean I toward it with my teeth. We actually have a fucking Miniscus. We actually have a room in our house that's dedicated to tearing Miniscuses. So I was very excited to get to use it.

Someone tense, just like squinting at me. So Terry's like, hey baby, nice, he's like, babe, nice butt, you got on there, babe. Really nice butt. And she's like, well, I see that your other parts work. I was like, Pixar didn't happen, because I don't know that I believe that. So she's like, can you believe that we're losing 50% of our kids? But don't worry we have replaced them with two more servants in the house. I'm very excited You know what they say lose two kids game five bus boys

One of them tried to come to the front door. I had them removed from Orange County One of them tried to come to the front door. I had them removed from Orange County. So her kids are going to college and she's like, oh my God, can you believe it? They don't even have to do their laundry at college. They have people that you take the laundry to and then the people do the laundry for you. It's very bougie.

I had to do my own laundry in college. I remember the thing where you put the clothes at and then when the clothes were done, you would take the clothes and you would put them on a thing and then if you weren't there to get you the fuck am I kidding. I don't fucking know. It's called never done it. I'm a very down to earth person. Very relatable. Very relatable. Back when I was going to Syracuse in 1988, you put your clothes in what was called a water box. And you stand there and you glare at anyone who walks by and then you take it out and

put it into the hot circle thing. Oh, can we roll a clip, Andy? You know what would be good? Let's roll a clip of me being relatable last year in New York City after I flew us in on the private jet but then ate pizza with my hands. Let's roll a clip of me being relatable last year in New York City after I flew us in on a private jet But then ate pizza with my hands. Let's show that Can you show a clip of me walking around Chapa Qua? Eating pizza and dropping it

Heather just keeping it keeping it real over there So her big story line is it she got dumped. Okay, now listen, Heather is a very rich person. Heather has a very Heather. Heather is Heather. Who wants to be friends with Heather? Literally nobody because she's like that. Why? Why do you want to be friends with Heather? You are a scousal. First of all, let me point out that was one person and another lady is waving her arm. We have two other heads, three other heads. Oh, everyone's coming out of the woodworkers. All right, here's my question.

This is like the climax of big business when everyone reluctantly votes to save the business. Like, now who wants to save Jupiter Hall? Oh, everyone's like me and by the end. Ben's making it sound. Okay, but only the beginning of that scene. I think there were top five hands, okay, I have to say. And my question to you five is, how are you?

Because, you know, part of that is like, I want to be friends with Heather. Because we'll pay for shit, okay. So she tried it, she knows it. She tried it with Gina, she found the person. She's like, nobody likes me on this show. I'm going to be nice to the poor person, okay. And it worked. Gina did her dirty work all season for her.

But then the camera stopped and Gina never texted her or called her back again. That's just how it is. That's got a suck getting ghosted by Gina. I mean, getting ghosted by a poor is sad enough. I know. But getting ghosted by the lady doing dishes to pay the orthodontal bill? Oh, man, the orthodontic dish lady, wow, that's rough, Heather. It actually makes me feel bad for her.

So Heather's talking about how she's been hanging out with Shannon a lot recently. And they were talking about Gina and all this stuff, and getting ghosted and all that. And Heather's like, you know, Gina's canceled on me multiple times. But at some point, you know, I see her on social media going to events with lots of poor people, but they think they're rich, but they're still just very poor people, you know, wearing top hats and moustaches.

It's adorable. They do so, they do so, Gina, on her Instagram being like, look here. I am publicizing a cupcake in a backyard And she's like I can't believe I wasn't invited to that momentous occasion What am I missing? So then Terry is like you know Sometimes I just feel like People don't invite us places Because they think we're two fans, yes, you're two rich.

Now you're just too rich and nobody can be around you, Terry. You're a couple of fucking jackasses, okay? That's why. Who brag about having leaky walls in basement, like the most expensive leaky walls in a basement? I will never forget that water fixture in their basement over a wall. That's a creepy shit I've ever seen. That's why I'm not hanging out with you because of your basement. Your moldy moldy basement. And that's where they put Richard Marx too.

I'd like to add Richard Marx, yes, Richard Marx. Consign in our basement water feature. Gina, get those dishes out of there. So Heather's going to try and do that thing where you have a conversation with somebody about your relationship, but they ghosted you. So that's gonna try and do that thing where you have a conversation with somebody about your relationship But they ghosted you so that's the whole conversation. What do you need to know? She doesn't like you She's not texting you back. Please don't have this conversation. I don't even like you But I respect you more than this. Don't do it. Just pretend she's not there

You know what I mean next time you see her just hand her a five and say thank you Just keep walking it was like Wendy Malik all over again. So Tamra's, because in my mind, Wendy Malik hosted Heather at some point. Honestly, you know it probably happened. No one knows Wendy Malik, because it's fine. Just shoot me. So Tamra and Andy are driving along,

and they're about, they're going to a bowling alley, and they're having some really dumb banter about bowling. She's like, when was the last time you took me bowling? He was like, I think it was in my 20s. Oh, wow. Did we go bowling together once? Yeah, maybe. It's like, great. Welcome back to the show.

This is great. I remember the first time we went bowling and I said, well, look at that ball. It's not the only thing in here with three hosts. Maraud, Eddie. He's like, yeah. That's like every single one of them. He's giving the shocker to a bowling ball. So Eddie is like, by the way, hide my parents again.

I know, and I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, man. I'm so sorry. I'm like this. I'm like this when my own parents come to you. I'm like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, I have a boner. I have a boner.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. See where? Does spring the seaward back? Sorry. So they're still 13 years old. So Tamron and their sexy banter is really kind of like going dry because Tamron's like ready to bowl and he goes, I'm gonna bowl you baby.

What does that mean? That's just abusive now. What the fuck do? Send her down aggressively. Okay, so then the robot track pulls up and we get the new Jen who, honestly, I watched this whole, I took extensive notes on this show. I don't know what she looks like.

I don't know what she sounds like. We got here tonight, I was like, who? She looks, she looks literally like every single fire-hard cast member of the show rolled into one. Like a little Balino here, a little, you know, Lynn here. They're like Bronwyn Tannis here. And Jen didn't work. So take Jen and Bronwyn and just, you know,

face tune them together. Get some Lori Wearing in there. Yeah. She's got like a cuff. She's got like everything with the old half-life. She's gonna get a big hit. A big, pretty big hit. Yeah, she's got like a cuff. She's got like everything that the old house has. She's gonna get a fix. Yeah. Um, so, just an amalgamation. It's the chat GPT of Orange County. It is. It is literally like an AI creation. Uh, so, cameras like, yeah, Jennifer and I have been friends for years. She comes into cut fitness.

I was like, oh my God, really? She's like one of the only people who ever came into cut fitness. Like finally, finally that membership is worth it, you know? I paid Tamara for her shoe box of a gym with a fucking slanted floor, but at least I got a TV show out of it. So the producer's like, what does she do for a living? And she goes, she's a hawker.

Just kidding. Cading, cading, cading. See, you got, you got tamer back. Hold on, let me take some champagne. It just took a good one. Yes, Batch. Batch, you did it. So now we see bowling.

It's a big bowling thing. We see bowling frames on the screen because you know it's like exciting, you know. So then we get to, they're both from Oklahoma. That's her, wait, Tamer's not from Oklahoma. Where's Tamer from? Where is he? She's from hell. She's from West Covina. She's from West Covina? Tamers from West Covina, that's Gina. No, that's Gina from Azusa. Well, oh, this is turning into prices, right? My Dora.

One dollar. I'm hearing a lot of Glendora's. Glendora? I feel like you're all fucking with me. I'm Glendora. Damn it, that's what I get for asking a question. You know what's gonna happen now after this show I'm gonna be in a hotel room

till four in the fucking morning trying to figure out how to edit all that out. And you're like, oh, I'm gonna have sliders. It's like, the end result's gonna sound like this. We're gonna get tweets. We're gonna get tweets for a week being like, actually, Tamras from Nevada. That I feel like is more accurate.

But anyway, this new gen, the new chat, G-P-T-Gen is from Oklahoma, which Taylor Armstrong is also on this season. Yes. And famously threatened to post some Oklahoma out of your ass. So we'll see more of the Oklahoma connection later. Can't wait. So then she talks a little about them

They bowl they gossip we know something's kind of fishy because it's not when she's talking about her husband or the guy She's with not yet right now. She's talking about how she owns a yoga studio and they should make a cut fitness She met Ryan and cut fitness and stuff like that. That's not so wrong when we say that I don't use a cut finish, she loves cut finish, she's in cut finish. Like Jesus Christ, man. God. I'm into a curse word.

I know. So Tamer's talking about how she's very concerned about Eddie because what's Eddie going to do after cut fitness? What's he going to do? Because he's always been like an athlete and like to be able to train people and conduct with people at that level with everything to him. I have a crazy idea.

Be a personal trainer somewhere else. Get a job. Get a job. It is possible to be a personal trainer at different gyms. So then they're talking about where she met her Ryan, okay? And Gens like, yeah, you know, this guy Ryan, when I first saw him, it caught fitness. I thought, wow, you know, just guy Ryan when I first saw him at Cut Fitness, I thought, wow, what a gym, douche.

Okay. And you're telling me something changed your mind. Meanwhile, we see him over there. He's like, yeah, honey, right, wrong. Bullying. This ball's not the only thing with three holes in my right hand. Oh. Oh. Notice she never said, but it turns out he's not a gym douche. That's true.

She never said that. She just got used to him. And she said, but I liked him, because he was always shiny, and he probably smelled good. So that's that. I can't believe the divorce rate is so high in Orange County. Crazy. So Gina is calling Heather from her car,

and she's like, oh my God, Heather. Because you know Heather answers like this. Hello. You know if there was a little pee between her butt, it would pop out as one of those little pee chips from Whole Foods. She's just like judging it to a diamond. Hello. Gina's like, oh my God a diamond. Like, well, hello.

Gina's like, oh my god, I love those flames that you have. What a cool filter. Oh, I'm sorry. You can see into my eyes. Hold on, one second. All right, how do they look now? It's like the eels from Little Mermaid just swimming around in her pupils.

Mm. Did you get that apple I sent you? Yeah. So Gina's like, oh my god, I'm so glad I sent you. Yeah so Gina's like oh my God I'm so glad I caught you. I've not been trying to catch her. Oh and she goes I'm actually like writing your neighborhood. They pulled me over. They said no poor is allowed but I was like I know someone here. Am I allowed to stay? Can you vouch for me? I'm in your neighborhood I was actually trying to sell lemonade out of my trunk but the door. The guy from the big gate called the police. So could you come get me? I'm at your fourth

gate at your driveway. You'll see me. I'm the one with the arrow that's spinning around with a subway sandwich sign on it. She throws it up in the air. It just hits her on the head. I'll get it. I will get it. So Heather's like, okay, you know what, why don't you stop it? She goes, oh, I got guests for you kids. She's like, oh, please don't bring them. Yeah, I got guests for you kids. Listen, we don't need it, listen.

Please don't. Let the dollars to our keep its merchandise. Oh. Oh. Listen, gas station M&Ms are still M&Ms, okay? I appreciate the thought. You know, I'm more dollar specific, not dollar general, okay? So Heather, of course, is like, okay, come by.

I'll put your name at the gates. I bet she says, she says, I mean, no one ever pops by my house. I mean, it's not really a thing. I live behind three gates. She really can't help herself. Yeah. So Gina does come with gifts, which, you know, God bless her for finding a paper bag big enough

to hide those foam fingers. So she comes with those. Oh, is this the Lauren Conrad collection from Goals? That's nice. That's nice. Well, if you put em bolt on your hands at one time, you get a Shannon Bedore angry fingers. So Heather in an again, in an effort to be cool and relatable and not someone who lives in a castle behind three gates goes, oh by the way, we're doing a store box box box a box star run star box is it called star box we're doing a star box run doing a

Reba Mac entire run a star box run which is when we drive over to star box and we make all the employees run down the street behind our car. It's hilarious. She's sending her assistant out to get them some Starbucks cake pop. You know that Gina gets a cake pop. You know that Gina's a cake pop girl. How do you think? Or everything shaken. Like whatever the shaken pink dreams of the moment.

I think Gina is the person who gets the egg bite and tries to get the whole thing on that fork. And just before it gets to her mouth, it all falls off. Oh, well, there we go. So Heather's like, here we go. Let me show you how I'm helping my children. I'm online picking up furniture. They have a 3D application where you can move furniture around to see where it fits.

It's not something. Like you are not on there. Heather is writing bad reviews on the deac list or somewhere. I tried to get through to the dorm department and then nobody answered my call. I demand service. Gina's trying to play around.

I love the Sims. Come on, give it to me. So Gina's like, you know how I prepared for college? I went to bedbath and beyond with the 20 20% discount. That's how I did it and I got posters. Yeah, I know I was like, yeah, I didn't go to college. I did that to your two-poor for the show by I think. Go. Go. Leave.

Heather's like, what are these 20% things and this bed bath and beyond? Is that a musical on Broadway? Yeah. Yeah. Should I have auditioned for that? So they sit down to talk and Heather's like, wow, I feel like I haven't seen you for a hundred years.

This isn't me, I feel like I haven't seen you for a hundred years. This isn't me, I love this. It's like she is fuming that she has just been betrayed by this little poor twit. How funny that me, Heather DeBro, who has been on a sitcom before and lives in a big house, was ghosted by you, a woman who's still wearing her dish racks from the orthodontist office. But Heather is so funny because she doesn't understand why no one wants to hang out with her. Okay, this is a conversation.

I haven't seen you for a hundred years. Oh yeah, so you know I've got a lot of stuff going on because you know I'm setting in for my real estate license and other guys. Oh my God, Nikki. Nikki is setting for the real estate license. My 18 year old child. My child is doing estate license. My 18 year old child. My child is doing that job. Well, actually he's more just watching selling sunsets.

But I think it's the same thing. Any questions? Ask Nikki. Let my child, we all know. That's my child help you. He has way more upside than you. Just ask him everything. He doesn't really have to work. But you know, we'd like them to have a hobby. So Gina's like, oh, but like he's like a kid, right? I mean, I haven't been to college in 15 years Heather. She's oh my god You know, that's funny. I've been wondering why you're so MIA

It's like Heather cannot let it go. You know, she's trying not to go crazy on Gina So Gina's like, well, you know, she's trying not to go crazy on Gina. So Gina's like, well, you know, I was going through a stuff with Travis. I've been watching a lot of dishes at the Wathedon's Free Play. Yeah. Benigan's closed down, so we had to have a vigil for that.

Yeah, just so much stuff. I got sea, and I got sea. I got very sea at my just bus to broke. That was sad. You know, I'm really trying to get off the hook here when I put two syllables on words and try to sound more to Yorkie than I am. So let me just say it.

Say it. You know, singing. I spent like a month trying to find PN number two. I think there's only a Pierre one. And then they do one of those Bravo cuts. that makes it look like she's talking for 20 hours and every time they got their sick. And then you know the kids had camps and then I walked to a park and got a pizza

or I waited for it to got a pizza and I walked to the park. I mean you could say then, you know what, there's transitional things, there's transitional things. Oh, you want to stay? I'm being totally relatable to you right now and nodding, I totally get it.

Yeah. Okay, well you know what? Okay. transition things going on. You want to stand out? I'm being totally relatable to you right now and nodding. I totally get it. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, you know what? Okay. I totally understand how crazy summers can be, you know, with like studying for real estate licenses, buying entire states in the country. It's that's a lot. But you know, I invited you to all these things last year. Me, a rich person and you, a very, very poor person. I had your parents over, more poor people, as you can imagine. Yeah. I exposed my children to your pornist.

I felt very close to your stench. I smelled your stench, and I pretended like I liked it. Yeah. And then you just appeared. I had social anxiety, too, did I mention the social anxiety? Right. That was rough. Yeah. And she's like, so, but, you know, you're seeing these things, but you were too busy, but that I look on the Instagram, and I see that you're at a charity thing.

And Emily's there, so you had time to call Emily, but you didn't have time to call me. I mean, I could have sung something from Lane Mizorab for you if you wanted. And then we do see a picture. This is really offensive. This is really offensive. We see a picture of Gina at this charity thing she's doing,

and she's holding an orange, right? She's like, oh, look at me, I'm a real housewife of Orange County. But behind her is a champagne spigot that says, Fancy Pants Champs. I was like, you stole Heather's set for it's air anything and still didn't invite her. Yes, I love the burn.

Gina's coming around that mountain. Here she comes, here she comes. Why am I rooting for Gina? On becoming a Gina fan once again, it's been years, but here I am a fan of Gina. So Heather's been rooting for the poor. Like, do it, Gina. Heather's like, well, when it's not reciprocated, you know,

me bringing you to wealthy things and you not bringing me to poor things, I start, is this a one-sided friendship? I'm like, yes, Heather, it's been one-sided ever since you like, dressed her up like curly su and sent her off. You literally went to her home, made her throw away her wedding dress, and then bought her 20 of the exact same pink jacket. That was a weirdest thing.

Okay, so Gina's like, well, you know, I just don't think of inviting you because you're so fancy. I was like, oh my God, Terry called it. She's like, you're too rich for me. I can't be friends with you. So Gina's like, yeah, Heather DeBrowt is not wanting to come to a dive bar

with her not serving food. Heather DeBrowt wants to be invited to the dive bar. I said she can say, no, that's the truth. That's the truth. Then say it, just say that to her. You do not want to climb around my skanky life. It smells like, it smells like when you go to a water burger and you eat that shit in your car

and then you smell it for three weeks, okay? Oh, my God. So Heather's like, okay, now that we're having a fresh start, okay Gina, now that we're having a fresh start, okay Gina, now that we're having a fresh start, you're gonna help me pick out a comforter. You're the only person that would trust to touch this polyblends, so please come with me. Well this is why Gina's not coming around anymore

because you start off with giving her caviar and now you're making your big out comfortors. So, the next thing is... So, the next thing is... We see Gina's look and Gina's in like a denim boost EA and then like a forever 21 big kind of clunky statement necklace thing. And then she's wearing like a Cleopatra neck cre... Cleopor Patra. Cleopor Patra.

Cleopor Patra. Cleopopatra. How would you make that work? I was like, oh, Gina. So, you're like, oh, but I really miss you. I'm for sure I've missed you house. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Heather's just like, ha, ha, ha.

So then we go back to your camera and she's like, I need somebody to help me with this guinea pig. That's actually Jen. Oh, God. I wrote, oh, Jesus, here's my note. Oh, Jesus, this is Jen, not Tamara. This show is fucking killing me. These people literally all look the same.

They even have the same weave tracks on the back of their heads. So this is like the most generic start to a new cast member you could possibly get ever on the show. So guess what? There are a lot of kids. It's crazy. It's so hard to keep up. And time. I've been in the show for a long time. I've been in the show for a long time.

I've been in the show for a long time. I've been in the show for a long time. I've been in the show for a long time. I've been in the show for a long time. I've been in the show for a long time. I've been in the show for a long time. I've been in the show for a long time. I've been in the show for a long time.

I've been in the show for a long time. I've been in the show for a long time. I've been in the show for a long time. It was one of the dogs that she really put a kid in there. She was like, I'm gonna keep you in here. Because you know, years ago, I said Taylor Armstrong should put Kennedy in a crate. I was like, just put her in the crate. Just go out, go do your thing. You know, don't let the kid get in your way. And I love that someone finally did it. You know, that just goes to show you. Say it, make it happen, okay?

So these kids, God, I'm amazing. Okay, so then, she also has all these dogs. She's got two dogs, two guinea pigs, two fish. She has a replica of my fish, baby gorgeous. I saw it. It looks exactly like. Yeah. So I was really excited. And a mom a cat and five foster cats and a partitioned up her tree. I was like, your gross and you are a human hoarder. You're a living thing hoarder. She is a living thing. And it's not safe.

She has a lot of people. She has, like she has, because she's got Everly and Dawson and Harrison. And Howardson, and Dominic. Never trust a person with kids with names. Everly and Dawson, oh fuck off. And Grayson? Like you're raising assholes on purpose.

No one comes out well when they're named Everleer Dawson, okay? Sorry. Sorry. Anybody out there? No, it's not you. Not you, anybody here. So Jen's going to do some boxes and stuff

and the producers are like, so do you and your husband still live together? Cause that's the million dollar question that no one cares about, but I'll go on about. And so basically, they share a house. And when he comes into town, she goes out of the house, and when he's out of town, she goes into the house. So she, okay, her ex-husband is in Oklahoma working for her family's business, and she's living here. So you cheated on this fucking guy, and left when you had like 17 children.

Good for you, girl, you go. And he's still working for your family's business and paying the bills while your boyfriend's living in this house unpacking shoe boxes? Yes! Yeah, I think I have a new hero. So then we go to, I just wrote Heather arrived somewhere. So they're at like a hot outdoors. Heather's like, oh no, I'm out of my three gates. What do I do?

Oh God, Heather. She's like, leave the picnic basket in the car for now, sweetie. To her driver. She's very relatable. Alfredo, keep the basket there, Alfredo, keep the basket there Alfredo. So it's our worst nightmare. It's Heather DeBro playing pickleball. So she's like, oh, the guy comes up and he goes, Heather? She goes, yes. And he goes, I'm Adam. She goes, oh, hello. If you have a pen, I will give you an autograph.

Hello. It is me from Malibu country. So it's like, I will give you an autograph. Yeah. Hello. This is me from Malibu country. So it's like, it's a great day for pickle balls. She's like, no, day is a great day for pickle ball. Be gone, Minuscus terror. Okay. So then Tamara arrives and she's like, Hey, did somebody say they want to pay with my tickle?

Yeah. My pickle. Did I say tickle? Yeah, you did batch, but all applies. Batch. So basically, Gina shows up. They play pickleball. They play pickleball. I will not indulge the pickleball

on Bravo any further. You either fuck this sport, fuck these people. Oh, no. Boo to you, pickleball person. I hear you over there. This is what you think you sound like. This is boo. This is what you really sound like. Like a fucking gigantic dripping faucet. And that's what I hear every time I pass the pickleball.

It's like, listen, you know who loves pickleball, Teddy Mellon camp, case closed. Close. Me, while half the audience plays pickleball. that he melanchamp case closed. Yeah. Close. Close. Meanwhile, half the audience plays Pickleball. I know they're like, oh, pickleball. We wanted to be set on fire by the end of this recap. We're just going to talk with the other people.

I'm sure it's a delightful sport. So the Pickleball game is over. And so Heather's driver brings out this picnic basket to all of them. And Gina's like, oh my gosh, she does this every single time we do a sport. That's what we do sports with Heather. them. And Gina's like, oh my gosh, she does this every single time we do a sport. That's why we do sports with Heather. And like, Gina's like very excited.

I feel like, is this like the first non-frozen food Gina's had in three weeks? Oh my God. Crackas. So they start talking about Shannon, because there's going to be some charity event or something later. And Heather's like, you know what what I have invited my friend Shannon my good

friend Shannon B. Doord does anybody remember her if you ever? We're so close me and Shannon B. Doord. I love hanging out with Shannon B. Doord and pretending like I'm listening to her stories and then asking her, what exactly is a comforter, by the way? What does a poly in poly blend stand for exactly? Starbucks, is this a thing people know about? So then Heather's like, well you know, her kids just like for college chamber, you can be nice, because time is like, oh really? My cousin's here.

Yeah, great. Shannon Beddor. And she's like, who else be nice to her? Her kids just left for college. And she's just, listen, she goes to me. She's the one who goes to me, OK? And so then we cut the Shannon go in a new feathered cuff outfit.

Shannon has just committed to feather cuffs now. So we cut the her and she's like, whoa, my arms are flying. Listen, I have not ghosted Tamra. The definition of ghost is completely cutting off communication. The communication would have to be cut off, but I sent an email on my text application, which proves that I had full communication with Miss Tamra judge. So Tamra's like, oh yeah, you know what? I would call her and I would go straight to voicemail.

And then it cuts the shana going, I don't even know how to send somebody. I don't even know how to use a spell. Do you just shout into a mailbox? How does voicemail work? So, Tamara's like, she's like, you know what? Simon got cancer, I was literally crying, and she would not respond to my texts.

She's a self-centered person who only thinks about herself. Heather's like, I'm sorry I wasn't listening. What was going on? Polly Blenda, Manisca-Sah. So Heather's like, well, I can tell you that my recent experience with Shannon Bedore has been great. It has been great. So, they tell Tamer that she wouldn't be so passionately angry.

She didn't have feelings of love for some bullshit. That is some bullshit. Passionate anger does not shrink from love. It shrinks from hatred. And that's okay. Let it course through you. That's right. That's my advice to you. Let it course through you do not forgive, fill your heart with hate and spew it all over the planet. Okay, thanks for coming. So Tamer is doing this whole thing she's like, I was there for Shannon for years. Okay,

I needed somebody to tell me you're gonna be okay, batch. Simon's gonna make it, batch. Your kids are gonna be okay, batch. Your Simon's gonna make it, Batch. Your kids are gonna be okay, Batch. Your gym's gonna stay open, Batch. Those floors will even themselves out someday, Batch. So then we go to Marina Park and it's Yogyday. So this is, okay, so it's not a chair. It kind of is a charity thing because they're letting the new girl do an event.

Yeah, so that was the charity. So Jen's storyline is that she was going to start a yoga studio, but then COVID hit. And now, like, people want to do yoga again, but they don't want to be inside. So she's going to do outdoor yoga. Girl, everyone there has Trent Noan on their face, which is what I use by the way. Thank you for those of you who don't know what it, what that is. It's like retina. It's a chemical you put on your face. Which is what I use by the way, thank you. For those of you who don't know what that is, it's like retinate, it's a chemical you

put on your face every day and it kills the underlayer of your skin constantly every day, it kills a little bit more so that when you're older, your skin can reproduce itself, okay? That's the point of it. Now when you use this and you go into the sun, you look like Freddie Krueger about five minutes later. The point is, nobody in this city wants to do yoga outside. You fucking moron, go back to Oklahoma and get that man's money before he cuts you off.

But I also like how she thinks she's innovating. I mean, she got this whole monologue like she's on Shark Tank. She's like, well, this is what happened. There was COVID. My studio was open, it was closed. No one wanted to be inside, so I thought, you know what?

Outside yoga. By God, we're gonna give it a try. Wow, really innovating there, yoga outside. It's called not paying your rent, okay? You know who else has done stuff outside when they're broke? Us, our asses will do a show in a park. We don't care. We'll do it out there.

We'll always do that. That was my pre-treat. No, I feel like I'm already older, just from sitting under these lights, by the way. Okay, so now we get to meet some more flaky ladies who look exactly like her, but in different shapes and sizes and stuff. But for the most part, it's like the blonde weave and crazy ladies and yoga pants,

and crazy faces. So Jen's like, yeah, I felt like the first time I did yoga, I was reborn. I was like, oh, I can't wait till Tamra comes. So everyone's arriving and then Heather's base Shannon showing up with Heather and Heather's like, well, you know, by the way, Tamer is going to be coming today. I know you're not great with Tamer and Shannon's like, I'm fine. I'm totally fine. I'm just excuse me while I just have still not getting a good note on this one. Let me try. Hmm. Oh, my grandma said to her, okay, everything's fine.

It's fine. 30 to 40 positive thoughts. Everything's fine. I'm totally, I have no problems. Say hi to Tamar, Judge. No problem. What's wrong with her? Yeah, she's just doing that thing where she's looking around.

Like she just stole something. She's like, whoop. Whoop. Do I want to see Tamar? No. No. No. So Emily's like, hi, my name is Emily. So nice to meet you.

I don't do yoga. Like Emily, why are you sniffing that lady's ass? Oh, I'm sorry. All right. Just trying to be more relatable to the whole dog culture out there. So, I'm sorry, I don't know. I don't know why. So Heather is in a car with two other bl

Okay, so everybody shows up at this thing, right? So Shanna starts hugging people. She's like, oh, hello, hello, Tamra. Oh. Hi. Tamra, Chad. Oh, Tamra. Tamra, Chad. Wow.

Wow. And then we get my favorite. We're not, we don't get this one. That's my sound effect that I love. But we do get the, and then we get the top chef. Shhh. Wow. So Shanna's, Sh Shannon's like, I mean, what do you say to someone you haven't seen in two and a half years?

I mean, what did I say to David when I saw him at the quiet woman the other night? I said, I said, that showed him. I don't remember, but I do remember what he said to me when he saw me. He just took a potato chip and he stirred it me and very slowly. David Bedore, the abusive potato chip eater. I've never felt more abused than somebody,

by somebody eating a potato chip before. I will never forget more abused than somebody, by somebody eating a potato chip before. I will never forget. Well, darling, I don't like your mushy quinoa. Oh, well, everyone likes me mushy quinoa, dude. I was like crying. I was like, run, Shannon, run, Shannon. So then a lady named Heidi, who's not in the cast, but like Ronnie said, could be Tamra and Alexis Blina

rolled up together. She starts leading this yoga class, which is all, she's all like, you know, breathe in, breathe out, raise your arms to worry or one. And they all can do it great because they're in Orange County, so they do yoga like five times a day. They say things like this. Hey Heidi, could you take us through a flow? Oh, shut up. I'll take you through a fucking flow. So then, I don't even know what time it really. Then we get salmon bedore during yoga.

Oh, I can't. Yes. Okay. No, no. Warrior one. Okay. Woo. Okay, wait. I'm just going to do a little balance. A little. Oh. Okay. Okay.

All right. Is this a pose? Okay. All right, okay. Okay, hold on. Ah, okay. Downward David, downward David. Is this, is this, is this, I love a wacky Shannon scene. I feel like a mad Shannon even then kneeling down. By the way, that was hard. That was hard. I feel for Shannon. So, Shawn and your gratitude, ladies. Reminds me of the real housewives of Melbourne.

Sean, Sean, Sean, Sean, and Sean, and your gratitude, ladies. And Shannon's like, I can't do that one. Just falls right over. So, Lisa, this woman named Lisa, who's the intuitive healer, she heals your intuitions, I guess, by shick. So, she just says, she's like, I'm just going to intuitively match you guys up. So, you know, since we've just gone through New Jersey and seen, you know, Jen Aiden's like Fortune Teller, like, hey baby, she's gonna reach your fortunes, baby!

I was like, here we go again, someone's gonna put Shannon and Tamer together intuitively. Yeah, so she's like, okay, now we're gonna do a partner exercise. I want you to shine into each other's hearts and just look there. I just want us to like be ourselves, be with each other. Let's shine on each other. Let's flow through each other. Let's shine through each other's flow. I'm like, ladies, stop fucking my soul, okay?

It's not you're a stop talking like that. So Emily actually gets paired with Tamra, surprisingly. So Tamra's like, okay, I guess I'll do this. So she goes, she looks into Tamra's squinty eyes and she's like, you know what? I feel like deep down there, you're like, there's like a child in there and, oh my God. I see a motorcycle is coming at me.

Stop this motorcycle, I can't do this anymore You know down there you have a really child like soul and it's kind, but you have a tough exterior Looks like me. I mean both both you and I probably come from a different background than most other people right time Right and time. I was like yeah, I mean I was smoking cigarettes I probably come from a different background than most other people, right, Tom? And Tom is like, yeah, I mean, I've smoked in cigarettes a ton with my grandma. Emily's like, I just met, we both had library cards, but that's fine too. And Emily's like, and I had no parental supervision.

I was like, I know that when we're in our like 50s, we start to make victims out of ourselves with this kind of shit, but both of these lives sound amazing. You're a chain smoking with your Mimaw at 10 years old, and nobody was telling you what to do. Crime me a fucking river. Weird house. Weird house.

So Emily's basically saying like, you know, we're both scrappers, you know, there's a toughness in you. The sort of toughness that makes you get through every day knowing who you're married to, you know, we're both scrappers, you know, there's a toughness in you, the sort of toughness that makes you get through every day knowing who you're married to, you know? And like, she's a bitch, I'm a bitch, we're both bitches, and we both love to drink dog water. Let me tell you, they cannot repair this friendship ever,

and here's why, it's not because you're both bitches, okay? It's because you're fighting over a gay. Tamer had that one crazy gay with the wig. Do you remember a bunco? Yeah. And then that gay turned against, no, that was Tamara who had that gay bunco, then that gay turned against Tamara

and went over to Emily. When Emily was starting to get on the show. You are never gonna make up when there's a gay with a blonde spiky wig in between you, okay? Yeah until that gay is removed you two are fucked So you better just find another gay to fight that gay. That's what I suggest. Yeah So Shannon's talk yeah, there's a lot of people talking Shannon's talking about how you know She went through a very agronious divorce when my husband left me for a slot on the beach

I was agronious, but I'm finding my com down, finding my com. AKA, she's getting stone now. Yeah. And, Gina's like, oh my god, I noticed that you're a lot more chill now, she-an-in, and has like, oh yes, she's been taking the, what is it called? Marjoram? Marijuana, marijuana, I'm so relatable.

Yeah, when the all the Orange Lady, all the orange county ladies are talking about weed It's time to just quit weed. Let's just all go back to coke Weed is over. Okay, it's done So Jen is Emily is of course getting the gossip because Emily is really good at that She's not graded a lot of things on this show, but she is good at getting every drop out of you, right? So she's like, so Jen, you're married? She's like, uh, no, I mean, I was, but I'm not now. Oh, also boyfriend. It looks like you've been unpacking shoes. Have you been unpacking shoes? Yeah, I was just unpacking shoes. So you cheated on

your husband and he's got all the money and you have to be nice to him, so he'll still let you use the closet in Orange County. She's like, oh, Jesus Christ. I feel spiritually violated. He literally stolen everything from me. She's like, grrrr, grrrr, it's all the gossip in two seconds.

Yeah, basically, Jen's family likes the husband more than Jen, so. That's, I mean, that tells you something. That tells you. But also fuck that family, you know what I mean? So then, I feel like my family would be like that too. They'll take everyone else's side, the big Ronnie sucks. I get it, honey.

Come over, come over. So, I got that, honey. Mom, take the phone out of your mouth. So Gina now is talking to Tamra. And she's like, so Tamra, you're going to have a conversation with Shannon. And then there are all standing big mistakes because we find that later, standing by the snacks.

Don't stand by the snack table and think Shannon's not going to come right to the fucking snack table. The second time she's not doing a yoga pose. So they're like oh my god you got to check the camera and she's like I don't know I talk to that bad chest in the Shannon's like oh me are we talking about me are we talking about me are we talking about me I'm just going to eat this nacho. I'm just hold on one second is is this a camom bear here? Oh, OK. So basically, they're talking about,

they're telling Tamer she has to have this conversation with Shannon, and that Tamer just has to bear her soul, LOL, there is none. And Shannon shows up right behind them in the middle while this is happening. And then Gina and Emily are so desperate to get the hell out of there and they are so bad at it. They're like, um, I think I have to check the fire detector on the palm trees.

You want to do that, huh? They just start cracking up like they know that they're caught, right? Okay. So then this very deep conversation with Tamra and Shannon. And you see that Tamra just wants to rip her apart, right? But she's hoping that Shannon is going to pull the normal shant, because normally you go, Shannon, you hurt my fan, like, I'm sorry, but you know, I have feelings too. I've been going through a very difficult time.

I don't know for the smell. I don't understand for the smell. There's a very rude woman who wants me to leave a message and I don't understand it. But she doesn't do that. Instead, she just looks at Tamer like, you're crazy. Okay. Tamer's like, oh my God, but I hope you're okay. Shut up.

She's like, yep, I'm okay. Just on a natural. So I'm gonna be eating that while you talk. And Tamer's like, I am okay. And she goes, oh, don't cry. Oh my God, are you crying? And nothing's moving on you, but things are leaking. Are those tears?

Hold on. Tears like onion dip. That those tears? Hold on, tears like onion dip. That's hard. Oh, she cries, onion dip. Actually Shannon is doing the tamarind. What tamarind always says, is, Shannon, don't cry, bitch. Don't, I'm not crying. I just saw a very funny movie called

When Harry Metzette. No, I'm not crying. No one down crying. I'm crying now. Thank you, Tamra, George. I'm crying now. So she does that onto Tamra. And so Tamra's crying.

And so Tamra's like, there's just so much going on. You know, even now, I'm going down. So she does that onto Tamara. And so Tamara's crying. And so Tamara's like, there's just so much going on. You don't even know how much it hurts. It hurts, it hurts. It's a man. It's so much. It's going on. And Tamara's like, mm-hmm. OK.

I'm just going to give you this warmer tortilla over the oven hand and what you cry. So Tamara goes in like the hardcore stuff first. She says that her dog died and Shannick goes, oh, okay, well I'm so sorry. I was like, oh, this is a new Shannin. Yeah, that's a new Shannin. That girl really has found weed.

Like sometimes the ear people say it has called me down so it really has a Shannin. She's like, how a dog? Oh, I was like, oh my god. And then Tamara's like, wait, and also our gym clothes. How about that? That makes you cry, right? And Shannick's like, oh, you see, oh, your gym clothes. And then Tim was like, wait, and also our gym clothes. How about that? That makes you cry, right? And Tim's like, oh, oh, you see, oh, your gym clothes.

I thought that clothes like 12 years ago. Oh, okay. So then she's like, yeah, it's just so much going on. So then Heather's like, Shannon, Shannon, Shannon, Shannon. Okay, well, good to see you, Tim. I know that we both have a lot of hurt. So, oh my god, look, I'm going to tear up now. You know why?

Oh, not because your life sucks. Because my life is so great. It's so great. Tamra, my life is so happy. I'm so happy. I'm so happy. I hope that we can have lunch together so I can watch you cry some more and talk about how happy I am.

Great to see you, Pa, some face. Okay, call me. Yes, Batch. Hey. Hey. Before, hey, let's get lunch in a week. It'll be great. Yeah, let's get lunch.

One week later. Tantantantant. You said I was a fake friend. That was who's talking to me, Batch. It was morbid and devented bitch, my ass, bitch my aspect you are out of control You know what you're crossing the line right now. You're crossing the line To be continued That brings us to the end of real house

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