Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Lockdown Be A Lady Tonight

Episode Date: December 10, 2020

With coronavirus shutting down the country, The Real Housewives of Orange County goes into quarantine, which means the ladies have little to do but Zoom with each other and talk about Elizabeth's questionable truth. Meanwhile, Braunwyn loses her mind, and Shannon faces her worst nightmare. Be sure to watch our recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/44895443/Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's about board games right behind me. Here, my place right here. And joining me today is a hilarious, wonderful person who is also in quarantine. We are both quarantined because it's COVID time and it's a COVID episode. What's up, Ronnie Karen? Well, hi.

Hi, Ronnie. Hi. What's up, Ronnie Karen? Well, hi. Hi Ronnie. Hi. What's going on? How are you today? How's your quarantine? Oh, still trucking. Still going along, just in my house. Doing things, starting to get some packages in for Christmas,

figuring out how to wrap things, watching terrible shows. I'm gonna leave my house. I really wanna leave my house. I wanna leave. Well, I don't wanna leave my house, cause I'm, I just like walking around in the same clothes for the five days straight. So I'm like, cool.

I will stay here. I'm dead. Well, watching this episode, I mean, this is an orange county episode and it is a new joke. It is fully on Corona time. I don't know how they're shooting this. They're just shooting.

Half this episode is shot from cell phone, cameras, and shit, from Bronwyn just stays in her closet, mad at everybody. She's the whole damn episode in her closet. I mean, wow. This was basically like the Blair Witch Project of Real Housewives. I mean, it was just like found footage.

I don't even know how they cobbled it together. As you said, it's kind of, I actually have to give like a round of applause to producers and the editors. You somehow were able to create a narrative from all these like random speckles of, of video footage. I don't know how they did it, but they did take us to quarantine. And it was sort of shockingly good episode. I thought, I thought this was okay. I thought this was, I mean, shockingly good, you know, it was okay. I thought this was, I mean shockingly good, you know, it was all done on cell phones pretty much. The whole thing was done on cell phones. So, I mean, for that, it was pretty good,

pretty entertaining. And I think so far, the realist of the quarantine shows, it really showed all the different opinions that we heard during the beginning of that time. And like the privilege, oh, the privilege that you see in this, we talk a lot beginning of that time and like the privilege. Oh, the privilege that you see in this. We talk a lot about privilege in this one today as well. But yeah, just the like, oh, I don't have nannies here. All the people picking its fake.

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especially in single-poor math or learning disabilities of any kind, contact my sister, Carly Glenn. Guy, go to mymathvideos.com and just press contact, email her, get help with your kid. Okay, I know you need it, and this is the perfect episode to talk about it because these people are screwed without people to teach their children, you know?

So just reach out if you need to help. Mymathvideos.com. Reach out and touch someone. We're gonna be that now. She's very conservative. Can I touch? So let's dive into it. Okay, the episode opens up. It's very quiet.

And that's the thing they've been doing for the past few seasons on Orange County. It's like they show the beach and it's quiet, but this one's even more quiet than the normal quiet quiet. So big little COVID. Big little COVID has arrived in town and our name is shit inwardly and We see Shannon sitting next to John on their face time camera and she's like well We just thought everything was fine having we were just in Palm Springs and

We see a clip of Elizabeth going Can you say crimes forever? Can you site crimes forever, guys? Oh, yeah. And then, chance like, well, seven days later, and everything has changed. Everything has changed so much. For instance, I can't find cream cheese to put into my salmon.

Everything has changed. It's all changed. And cut the kelly just screaming, it's the flow. It's just the flow. It was blowing it out of proportion. Your dorks is a dork of flu. blowing it out of proportion, your door is just a door of flow. And then a black screen, it says production

was forced to shut down, but the housewives continued to self film their lives, just waiting for Kyle Richards to betray them. And then it has this weird thing, like this weird thing where there's like stripes of footage, and then it says for each stripe, it has a word. It's like because of COVID-19, their relationships, their friendships, and their lives would change forever. I'm like, yeah, same with the rest of us, relax. It's like all of us. We all got changed forever. And she was like, they close the school camp for goora, yeah. And Shane Shanley was like,

Huh, this her theater, my life. Ha ha ha ha ha. Forever. She's right right. They have shut down the entire fucking country. And Brawman's like, I haven't been scared until now. I haven't been. I'm going to go into the closet by, oh,

oh, we already congratulated, Brawman on her coming out of out of the closet by the way on our bonus episode, but congrats again I know what an odd time to come out of the closet you literally should have done it after this episode I mean could you not wait a week brawin you literally were stuck in a closet this whole episode okay? The whole episode she was in the closet. We'd be the another coming out episode for next week And you know it, you know what, if the sun would come out, it wouldn't feel like I'm a get in, okay? Pizza boy, or a tailgrain.

And then Shannon's like, oh, well, what if my lungs did fill up with fluid? What if they did? And then I died. And then I died. What if I was the food I died? No. And then the oranges are holding oranges in silence.

And they have masks on. Oh, they do? And they're orange holding scene? Yeah, with the new shot of them holding the oranges, they have masks over their face now. Like CGI masks, it's hilarious. We know it's CGI, because I don't think that like half the cast were a mask if they had the opportunity.

Yeah, well, and also they won't shoot a new opening for people sometimes for seasons. Well, what they just showed like Tamra's season one opening. She's like, Hey, bitch! Like for years ago. So we see the empty streets of the OC. It's day four of Quoting Team.

And Bronwyn and Shannon are talking on FaceTime. And they're both like, their roots are coming out. And yeah, it's day four, by the way. And they're like, my roots, look at my yeah it's day 4 by the way and they're like my roots look at my roots they're all coming out it's all happening I'm like it's been four days guys yeah and uh from what's like you know stuff that I used to care about I just really don't care about anymore I mean do you know what I mean and you're like oh yeah well you know things like caring about whether cally dot comes you accusing you of making a water when you're making a Tincture. No, I still care. I still care. I actually care about things for now

I really do and then we see Elizabeth. She's like she's sitting like in her living room Doing a jigsaw puzzle on her coffee table. She's's like, I'm just trying to help the animals, because in this crisis, that's going to be my job. I'm going to dedicate myself to helping these animals. I'm like, you're literally doing a jigsaw puzzle, right? Well, I do a jigsaw puzzle. This has to be the weirdest scene we saw, because she's like really into a jigsaw puzzle

and barely looking at the camera. I'm just like, help the animals. That's what I'm here for animals. It's like animals couldn't even do this puzzle with you. Do you know how much anxiety an everyday horse has when it sees an unfinished jigsaw puzzle? This is for you horse. I'm finishing it for you. You know, I have it some tear passion for animals because of helpless. That's kind of how I felt in my divorce. So I'm hoping this dog doesn't leave me or I'm going to be really pathetic. Also, I can heal divorced people with dogs. Maybe sick people too. First person I know gets COVID. I'm hoping this dog doesn't leave me or I'm gonna be really pathetic Also, I can heal divorced people dogs maybe sick people too first person I know gets COVID

I'm feeding the dog too or my homestay dog. Oh that came out wrong now shut up and take your adopted dog meat medicine divorce COVID person Big farmer has nothing on big doggy Fix it So then we see Rowan over at brawman House doing headstands and Bromance trying to do some sort of like online meeting. It's just sort of like trying to live their lives. Now it's day seven and now we're in Shannon and she's telling her family.

She's like, well, we've eliminated contact to just our only our immediate family everyone So as you eat this salmon and rice cauliflower I want you to know that that is your version of taking an oath to this bubble Okay, so we're going to be safe and please enjoy Local meals for the foreseeable future. Thank you. And John's like I would like to make a toast to Shannon Storms the bedore the woman. I want to spend the rest of shut up John Just shut up. Okay. It's not the time for that. Yeah, this is not an award ceremony. You guys were having dinner Yeah, be quiet So then we got a Bronwyn and her kids and she's talking to KOA the campsite kid and she's like hey

Um, how come you're making your bed and she cuts a wall of I was not Wires her Corona virus and she goes, "'Cause coronavirus, my worst coronavirus." And she goes, "'Why do you think there is?' And she say, "'Cause people pick their nose and they put it in their mouth." And Braumans,

like, yes, that's how it spreads. That's actually pretty much, that's a very accurate statement. I mean, she could really like take over for Fauci. So, Dr. Fauci's just, they're like eating boogers.

We're all gonna band together and stop eating our boogers at this very important time. That would help. So then we see more Bronwyn's kids fighting with the vacuum and everything. And Bronwyn is using her washing machine for the first time.

And she's like, she has her like load of laundry and she's trying to figure out how to use it. And she's like, do I want normal? What if I want heavy duty? And Sean's like, you can do that too. I'm just gonna smile while I cry inside, whichever one you want, Bronwyn. Yeah, this is a little cramishous scene.

She's like, oh my God, a washing machine. I've never had to use that. And Sean's like, do you want me to help you? And she's like, no, Sean. Why does it say normal? I mean, why not heavy? Oh God, what are colors? Why is there warm and colors?

I just She hasn't gone with a hat without a house keeper since high school. So this is a big deal for her And then she also puts up a post in her kitchen. It says It says like in order for me not to lose my mind the new kitchen hours are 730 to 9 11 30 to 12 30 and 4 to 5 30 And Otherwise, it's closed which I thought was like I it was like, this is when I'll be cooking food, and if you want me to cook food for you, this is when I'll be doing it.

But apparently it was like, no, this is when you're allowed to actually walk into the kitchen. Yeah, you can't go in there. And Sean goes in anyway, and she's so mad, she wants to kill him. And then she tells us, you know, basically I clean all day. And her kids like have you have a clean

Toaster oven and there's like a cord in the sink so obviously no And she's like um apparently you have to take the pan out of the toaster To get that done so I didn't know that was the thing like mom There's a big sound coming from the laundry room. She's like oh well. I put the toaster in the heavy load That's okay, right? Oh, so day 11 now. Kelly and Elizabeth are in a park and Kelly's like, oh my god, I can't believe this.

What are things opening up? This is stupid! My kids got into a fist fight. Oh my god, they did. And Emily says, I think what every mother said. I don't know when this is going to end, but I need to take my kids somewhere and drop them off. Quarantine Orange County is like upskill house arrest, you know, you have like this,

like really big house with the pool and the beaches around the corner. I'm like, yeah, if you're like in Newport, if you're like in Tustin, it's a different story. But yeah, yeah. Yeah, if you're like in Newport, if you're like in Tustin, it's a different story. But in five. Yeah. It's like but I also have three codes who are totally addicted to me. It doesn't matter how big my house is, they're always all over me. And it's really, I have to say it's hardest to feel sorry for people on this show right now.

Really, it's because every single one of them is like, it's difficult being so rich in COVID. Yeah, I have this huge mansion, but unfortunately, it doesn't matter, I can't get away from my kids, they surround me at all times. Like, well, just close the door. So then Kelly says that Shannon called her up. I was like crying because she has a lung issue and everything.

And then like, she's always got some issue. And then Bronwyn and Sean joined them at this like breeding bench. And Bronwyn's like, I'm so over it guys. I'm so over this. I'm so over it. I mean, what's only day 11? Like this is a long way to go.

Yeah, settle in guys. Although they're not really following the same way over there, at least like us. I mean, I guess everywhere in the country is kind of different, but Bronwyn got in trouble this week for being on Instagram out with a bunch of girls like at a restaurant People are like oh hi Yeah, Orange County has not been like a poster child for social distancing and quarantining so yeah, just in general So they're like this is really hard and Emily's like I just got to the point where the kids eat cereal for dinner

Kelly's like well, I'm going to New York on Sundays. That's it. I mean, this is absurd Like we're just shutting down the economy people need to feed their families Like this is so out of proportion new Yeah, so she's just like whatever. I don't care. She has her own views on, it's all blown up proportion. And then Kelly, so she's gonna drop off Jolie at her dad's house at Michael's house, basically, and go to New York to be with Rick. And Brown was like, for me to leave my kids

in the middle of a global pandemic would not be an option. I mean, I just can't understand taking that risk for a booty call, you know? Whatever we fuck like bodies. I don't understand it Yeah, yeah Rick You know what Rick you know to these Rick has dick vid All right, it's always it's always hot. It's always there. I think Rick's dick is quarantining in my vagina Because it's always in there. Oh, I'm not worried about seeing Rick. I wanna catch a dick, man.

I wanna catch the dick. Let me call virus. So, Ron was like, um, did you guys see what Elizabeth posted on Instagram? I mean, she's saying they're lying about the numbers and she said, well, they're not doing this with the AIDS epidemic. They didn't do this with AIDS.

So, what's the big deal? And, wow, and we see the clip, and it's that, what she said. They're not doing, they didn't do this with the AIDS epidemic, dot, dot, dot. Am I missing something? Dot, dot, dot. Is one more important than the other? Why haven't they addressed the falsified numbers? Hmm, dot, dot, dot.

Could be the free money and funding, dot, dot, dot. Think about it, dot, dot, dot. What falsified numbers did she have like an inside track on what the real numbers were what is she talking about i don't know about wow Elizabeth and she's beyond that beyond what's beyond the content of this idiotic things that she posted just the dot dot dot slick the dot you know you know you don't know when look smart posting dot dot dot that many times. No, not at all.

Um, and she especially doesn't. Uh, so at least like, um, eight, she's like, uh, I can prevent AIDS. I can just like won't have sex with random people, you know, that's what she's like, she's like, I don't go to the supermarket and run into a friend and then accidentally have sex with them and like, contract AIDS. That she's like, this, that's the reason why we don't have to go into quarantine. And, um, Bronwyn's like, you know what? I think it took that Instagram to make me realize I just don't like that girl. And, um, Emily's like, so you had to look at her Instagram to see you didn't like her? And she's like, yeah, that and she tells a different story to everyone all the time. And then we see two weeks earlier where Elizabeth was like, well, we haven't had sex. I mean,

well, we had sex one time then he found out I was married to no more sex five minutes later. Oh, no, he knew before we had sex, I was married, I was very sure about that. Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Brown one is now at that point where she is, uh, she's now deeply unsatisfied with her marriage. So she's gonna channel all that rage onto Elizabeth and I'm really excited for it Yeah, she's she tells she tells us I want real women who are open and honest Yeah, and Emily's like well her and Jimmy's sexually distancing So then we see Shannon we go to Shannon in her car and she's crying She's like I'm I'm under a lot of stress and not everyone is following my rules.

The rules are that if you're staying in my house, you don't leave my house, okay? You don't make up excuses and you don't do anything, you don't leave, okay? You don't see anyone else. And we find out that basically John's son came to stay with him and Shannon gave him rules like, now that you're here, cannot leave there's zombies outside Okay, and their names are Kelly Dodd and they like to sell water and blame me for making sure okay? That's why you stay inside at all times Yeah, and she was getting this all on her cell phone camera

You know she's like videotaping him and she said those are the rules, Joe and he's like Okay, and then she tells us when the rules aren't followed Joe left the house and well, Joe left the house. And we and Joe left the house. John left the house too. And I just, it makes me feel like I was second choice. Like, well, he is the kid's dad. I mean, then again, the kid's not five years old.

You know, we're in your stand. Yeah. So, Shannon's like, I mean, there's put those elements up on me that almost wants to get it and find out if it's it's gonna hurt me or not not and then just be done. Be done with coronavirus. It's a constant stress. It's a constant stress.

30 to 40 negative thoughts. Oh god, they're all back. Oh god, here, Lysha and Bedouard are killed by Jon's son who did not found the rules. So she's sobbing out. And of course, it's Shannon. I mean, it's like, you know, there's like both sides because it's also really a scary time And I'm sure we all had those moments, but it's Shannon. So it's like, oh god. Here she goes. So then News as the number balloons more governors are issuing state home orders and then we see Kelly landing in New York City

She's like, I'm playing about a mask. She's like, oh, I'm here. I'm about to hear. We're in the quarry right now. You know what? You can't be scared, all right? I wash my hands. I wash my hands. I'll stay away from people. Okay, I mean, it's inevitable. You're gonna have to see people.

You know what, I didn't touch anybody's dick because I'm getting enough. So my hands are clean. I just don't understand this perspective. It's like what about like getting sick to people not understand? Like why is it that we've been trained since childhood? That would be coffee cover our mouths.

We're not doing that because we like the muffled sound of a cough. We're doing it because we don't want to spread like we cover our mouths, right? So the fact that she's like, whatever, I'm washing my hands. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm like, why is like all logic about getting sick and everything we've always known about what we do when other people are sick around us? Why has that always just gone out the window? And she's like, oh, I'm on why is like all logic about getting sick and everything we've always known about what we do when other people are sick around us Why has that all just gone out the window and she's like oh I'm on a phone on a plane. I'm in a closing environment. No mask will be fine. It's gonna be totally fine

Yeah, I'm in a sealed metal tube. I'm sure everything's gonna be fine So then she's in time squared. It's like look at this nobody's even here Some guy called it tomb square I mean this bizarre and then we cut to her at a hot dog stand, getting a hot dog and Rick's like, babe, you're getting a hot dog. You've been Rick, even Rick is concerned. He's like, he's like, oh, really?

You're getting a hot dog. Wait, hold on, let me look at the camera and be a rat and gross everyone out. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And she's like, oh, well, he cooked it with, he cooked it extra and he had gloves. I watched him She's like am I am I uneasy am I cautious? Yes?

Course am I scared? No, but we're a mess like a stupid person. No, of course not. I want the virus So then we see them in his apartment working out walking up the stairs and keeping in shape And he's like you know what we should do now? Yeah, I fucked the camera and then do some more pushups. And she's like, oh, Papa Boo, I can't do that. And then he goes, your boobs are fake. Damn it, I had no idea. It's like, yeah, no, you're gonna get a fake dick, dude.

You know what you're good? I think she says, I think I might need a dick and plan too. Oh, meaning you're gonna put your dick inside. We're gonna have sex, We're gonna have sex. So she's like, you know, it's really important that I'm with Rick because he's alone. He doesn't have anybody. I mean, Julia has Michael and like people to school.

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It's day 18 and her kids are doing homework on the table and she says they're fortunate because everyone's healthy and Shane's vacuuming. She's like, um, it's truly the end of the world when Shane Simpson is vacuuming. I've never seen this happen in 11 years of marriage and one new hip later, never not once. And he's like, yeah, it's kids, you're always on your Instagram.

Kick of snarker, asshole! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. So she's like, well, I thought with him being with him for 24 hours would ruin our relationship. And the producer asked her if Shane is getting more sex and she goes, no, no, he gets none because I'm more tired than I've ever been. I just get no breaks at all ever. And she's like, um, there's like a bunch of chips and Oreo crumbs over here.

Emily on your side of the bed. Look at the kids. It's the kids. It was me. And it goes, yeah, it might have been the kids because I know that you would never leave crumbs behind. Like, whoa. Yeah. Wow, Shane.

And then he's, and then she's like, yeah, Shane and I are like last year, we're like fighting for the kids. And this year, like, we were really, really solid. Aside from the time I yelled the F word and ran out of the doors and ran away. I'm going away. I was like, well, that's kind of major. That's so funny though.

I mean, I've fought with my dog. So I can only imagine what people in relationships are going through. Like, I've literally gotten mad at my dog a couple of times. Like, oh, really? Oh, you don't want to sit here Oh great I guess it is like I mean I don't know what I do like I guess I've gotten like literally upset So

So now it's day 19 and Brawman's asking Sean if he took his ADHD medicine and he's like ah I have it, but I don't know if I took it today She's like So mad at him yeah but I don't know if I talk it today. And she's like, she's so mad at him. Yeah, she just hate him. And then she's in her bed doing like a, you know, a Bronman cam. And she's like, I just, you know, like I'm living in the real world. And he's living in the fake world.

The real world is where people are dying and everything's going to shit. And he's in the fake world where everything's just fine all the time. And just like, I'm the only crowd up at this house. I cannot take it. Look, I'm sorry, but I feel sorry for Sean. I feel like I'm a copter over there

to just like drop a rope that Sean grabs on to and we can just pull him up and take him away. I feel bad for him also, because Brawman's going through all these emotions. I think that are probably attached to the fact that she's facing realities in her life. And it's probably like a good time for her to be able to get out of the house and see friends and see a therapist and she's and go to meetings and she's just like stuck in that house. Like we even see him. He goes to close a window and she's like, don't close that window.

I'm trying to I kept it open so I can hear the rain goes to close a window and she's like, don't close that window, I'm trying to, I kept it open, so I can hear the rain, don't close that, he's like, jeez. I'm gonna be, and she's mad that he's so positive, but do you know how much hard work it is to stay positive? It is hard work, I've read so many books, I don't do it, I'm terrible at it, but it's like hard work to stay positive,

it's like, oh fuck him and his positivity on the die. jeez. So then now we oh fuck him and his positivity on the die. Jeez. So then, now we go to Gina and Shannon FaceTime each other and Shannon's like trying to figure out Zoom. She's like, oh, okay, well, you know, okay, well, I just, I don't understand this. It's this. And I'm seeing Gina in my computer, but how is she talking to me? Is this technology? Ha! What? What is this? Is this technology? What?

What? Well, hello, Liv Strong. She's like, no, wrong TAB, she ain't in. Oh, she's Gina. I thought Lance Armstrong was talking to me. I was getting recipes. She's just back to going on show. And Gina has gotten a haircut, and she's like,

it's like, it's like, it's one hand, you know. And it is, but I think it's one of's like it's warm hand me out and it is But I think it's one of her better legs I'm assuming she did it herself. I'm not sure if she did or not, but she's struggling with her hair so John is back in the house with Shannon and Gina says well Shannon called the other night and she was a little bit swast She was hysterical about Juan, but now I guess the back together and she was like, well, I was beyond devastated when I spoke to you, but everything's great.

We had another dinner and we had more rice cauliflower. The rules were re-implemented and everyone took a note and everything is fine. We're all happy. We're so happy. He came back and he was very emotional, so I forgave him. And she was like, I mean, he's back already, but if he puts the anymore shit like this,

you better not let him back in, all right? Because you're the one who's immunocompromised. And she is like, she is putting her own health that rests for this relationship. Hmm, you know what, you're good at following rule shanches. Okay, I am a rule follower. That's very true. I'm very, very obedient.

So now it's day 22. And Galston's has toilet paper and so shanches. Uh, John, John's with you have to go to the store now. There you have to go to the store now. There's this toilet paper. And if you can get my daily meat, that will be wonderful. Okay, daily meat, not ground beef, but any other kind of meat will be wonderful.

Thank you, John. So Emily is on the phone with her mom. And she's like, Look at this! Mom, I thought I was torn to paper. Now look at it. It's a gallon of water. Yes, she got,

she got like an industrial size, like Kimberly Clark, paper towel roll, like the kind that you like only want to apply to your body in the dire circumstances. Yeah. And then Gina, so Emily got a, had a connection at smart and final, and was able to hook up Gina with like a 24 pack of toilet paper that they had to hide under her bench, which was also funny.

I feel like that's such an Emily thing to have a hook up at Smart and Final, don't you? Yes. So Kelly calls Jolie and it's like, why do you have to be so difficult? Why don't you even talk to me when you're with your dad? And Jolie's like, God, mom, I'm sorry, I was busy. I just want to go out, this sucks. Yeah, Jolie has cabin fever and she's like, god, mom, I'm sorry, I was busy. I just want to go out, this sucks. Yeah, Jolie has cabin fever, and she's like,

well, you know, I only planned to be here in New York. I mean, who would have thought that flying to New York in the middle of the coronavirus would lead to such a crazy outcome? Who would have thought, I mean, I got stuck here. I didn't know it was gonna be the epicenter. It's only the largest, most condensed city in the end of all of North America.

I didn't know it'd become an epicenter for a coronavirus. It's fucking idiot. It was already the epicenter of it when you went there. That's why time Square was empty. Yeah, it already was. Oh my gosh. Why would you fly there? She goes, it's not my choice. It wasn't my choice.

So she's left her daughter alone, basically. I mean, she left him with my daughter. She chose her boyfriend over her daughter. Yeah. And then she starts weighing in with her knowledge of, oh, it's not, she's just like swine flu, she's just like SARS. It's like that, it's like swine flu in SARS.

I'm like, yeah, and you know what? Those were real walks in the park, those were great. And you know what, they lock lock that shit down too by the way which is why they kind of went away so Jolie is like yeah people are just people are just freaking out because just one from nothing to like this that's why they're freaking out I'm like yeah that's exactly why we're freaking out because we went from not having a virus in our world to have it everywhere and people dying she says they're freaking out because it's so new. So it's like the new rage for everybody to freak out over. It's like, yeah, I would be like, you know how like,

if you're in like your neighborhood and then a serial killer moves in, which wouldn't you be like, hey, there's a new neighbor and he might kill me. We should do something about that. Yeah, that's what I can't because he's new, man. She's freaking out because he's a new neighbor. So then Elizabeth is walking through Elizabeth. these new ban. It's freaking out because it's a new neighbor. So then Elizabeth is walking through Elizabeth. By the way Kelly also goes, yeah I mean it's been around for like December as if like, oh

it's already been around for like three months. Like why are people freaking out? It's like three months is like nothing for a virus. These viruses have been around for you know centuries. Yeah. So Elizabeth is walking around the liquor section of the grocery store and I'm stuck. Oh, me look at this. So it's a pointy liquor. I guess everybody's gonna just be stuck with liquor. Hi, Dr. Elizabeth here to speak to you. Listen, I'm not sure if this

is a manmade virus so that big farmer can make a bunch of money over its natural virus that happens to come from a monkey, but having to stay at home is making me nuts I'm like it doesn't matter if it's big-form or natural virus It's still a virus and it's spreading around so put a mask on in the store Elizabeth and she's wearing like a Chanel number one And it's like kind of like that, but it says number one no one cares what you shot. I was wondering what does that mean? No one cares what you shot is a golf? I was bringing it up because I thought you would know. You're the smart one.

No, I intentionally did not bring it up because I was like, I don't know what this means. And I was like, it just is like, listen, real house-wise, Orange County and hats have a storied history of not working out well. Money, yeah. This cat is not just season.

Especially now. So Elizabeth's like, well, I just want to cry. She's on the phone I said I want to cry cuz my lawyer's supposed to put me by divorce now I'm writing all these checks. I'm not getting divorced. I just want to be free Like I get that you're going through things about people are dying People are there are people that are dying, Kim. Okay, and you have billions of dollars. You live on the beach. You live on the beach, you just bought a Ferrari.

You're living your life. You're a crylass. Yeah, you're doing a jigsaw puzzle, okay? Yeah, no kids to teach. For dogs, no kids to worry about. Don't wanna take sauce for dogs. That's how I'm gonna help. How am I supposed to finish that?

Jigsaw, if I don't have my settlement money? I won't be able to focus properly. Does the circle go in the middle circle? Is this the corner? I don't understand anymore. How many poor homeless dogs are gonna die without knowing how this chapel looks at the end? Have you ever seen a covered bridge in Vermont?

Of course you have it because I haven't finished the jing shaw puzzle. We'll never get to see how it looks like So next we get a Bronwyn and Sean in the car day 39 and Bronwyn is like oh my god No one is going out when people when this is over people are gonna go balls to the wall going out and parting And he's like, oh don't worry We'll just like plan a trip for that and then we'll come home when everyone's just like sick of drinking It's like oh you're laughing about it Sean. That's great making light of my problem Sean That's great. Oh my god. You're a fucking you're making I'm stressed. I

Know I think that Sean forgot well His life at that moment. He was like he's like I'm just gonna make a generic joke and then he's like Oh, that's right. My wife is ever covered my god So she's really raging and then three hours later, oh, that's right, my wife is a recovery. My God. So, she's really raging. And then three hours later, she's in her closet. And it brought me just keeps on giving us more and more darkness this season. And it's getting darker. She's like, well, I lost it.

I lost my temper again. Sean Blitting, Blitting, but John blittled me over vacuum cleaner. And it wasn't working. And I couldn't get the charge to work. And, you know, he's like like it's going to be office. He gets like a C people but I don't so I'm with this vacuum and it has no charger and he's making fun of me so I smacked him. I smacked him and I haven't done that since we were an aspirin.

I was like wow your story is simultaneously like super dark but also super entitled not entitled super like rich people Like I couldn't get the vacuum the charge the vacuum work and so I hit him like I did when we were in Aspen. My God. It is. And she's like well you know I've hit Sean a couple of times in my life but nothing like we were in Aspen because I was lashing out and looking back at the side of myself I've never seen. I'm like wow so now's, now we can just roll like spousal abuse into this whole thing. Jesus Christ, woman.

And by the way, it's a side I haven't seen, meaning that like, aspen normally be good avail. So it was just this aspen. Yeah, you say I've been as avial. So totally different. So she's like, I'm just closing the door to my, my huge gigantic walk in closet with millions of dollars of clothes. And she's like, throw, you know, like angrily putting everything.

And she's like, you know, I put a happy spin on my marriage for such a long time, but the truth is, there are big things happening here. And I truly thought everything was okay. I mean, I'm 89 days sober. You know what? I haven't wanted to drink. Not really. Not in two weeks. And it's all I wanted. And still, it's all I want. I'm, I just, I'm glad we don weeks and it's all I wanted and still it's all I want them I just I'm glad we don't have it in the house I'm glad and she's just like freaking out But also like in in that process of just we are going through your own problems over and over

But she's doing it against like fucking velvet king size head like I know It's expensive as bad and you sell yes, and you see the fire from the fireplace is right next to her bed, like coming off of her face. And it's not that like rich people don't have problems. And it's not that rich people can't be alcoholics. It's just that they can't feel things. But fucking, a, I mean, this whole episode is like check your privilege.

Check your fucking privilege, please. I mean, I actually genuinely feel badly for her because she is going through some serious serious shit. Like everything she's going through is like real and very, very serious. And it does sort of shine a spotlight on how like, you know, people who are very wealthy can often be like surrounded by all the things in the world, but it does not solve their problems. Especially morning, but that being said, it is like, it's like you do have to kind of laugh because she's going through all this, like you said, like all these horrific things,

like surrounded by extreme luxury. And just like, juxtaposition is just kind of funny. I mean, that's why we've tuned into these shows since the beginning, right? I mean, I guess. So Emily is with Kelly and, wait, Elizabeth and Kelly. Elizabeth and Kelly. So Elizabeth is like, well, wait, Elizabeth and Kelly. Elizabeth and Kelly. So Elizabeth is like, well, we were told by the mayor, we could do whatever we want as long

as it's social distance, party. And they have like a little party outside on her. Listen, we've already been tested, so we're all negative. And by tested, I mean, we've followed the maze on the back of the Honey Not Cheerio's box. We did it, we're negative. And then Shannon and John are taking a walk and then Gina's in the Home Depot.

She's like, oh my God, Home Depot was crowded. Everyone has the same idea. Like, you know what, make a list and get it done. Which is so true. That was one thing I did not expect from all this happened was the Home Depot and the Lowe's parking lots just being full at all times. And Sarato bread.

Sarato bread. Sarato bread. Yes. Bread in flowers. Yeah. So Emily Brom and Shannon, they all go over to Kelly's house. And they are, they're like going out to hang out in the backyard and Shannon's like, well, it's been weeks and weeks and weeks of isolation.

And I'd like to make some human contact that does not finally my rules. Well, maybe with the exception of Kelly Dodd, I mean, that girl's been all over the place spreading rumors about my tincture. I need about 10 feet from Kelly Dodd, not just six. So she's like, so speaking of Gina, Shannon, what, oh yeah, Gina.

So speaking of Gina, Gina said, you know, had a great time with you yesterday. And then all of a sudden, she cancels and can't come over today because she saw Miss Kelly dot. No, Tamara, she saw Tamara. Oh, she saw Tamara. Thank you. I got so confused in that sentence. It was a struggle to get through that guy. Gina was supposed to come hang out with them all. But then she said, oh, I can't, I can't make it today. But then the reason why is she saw Tamra. Tamra wrote on Gina's Instagram saying like, saying it yesterday at Batch. And now Shannon and Tamra are not friends anymore. And I'm trying to remember, are they not friends basically because Shannon did not quit the show like in like protests of Tamra being fired? Probably, but they never said that.

They didn't really get into it. They never get into it. Yeah, she didn't say that, but she just said that once they started doing interviews and stuff that Tamra was being mean to her and all the interviews, and so Shana was really pissed off. So she was like, why would I talk to somebody that's just, you know, dissing me?

Because they had some kind of an Instagram fight where Tamra put up something that was like, the people that need, just your friends when they need ya, blah, blah, blah. And Tamara was like, wah, no, no. So it was something insinuating that Shannon had just been using Tamara to be on the show the whole time, which is hilarious because Tamara was always trying to get Shannon thrown in a loony bin when she was on the show. Yeah. Shannon, let me tell you something.

We always said, don't be friends with Tamara. And she went and she became friends with Tamara. Because remember her first season, she hated Tamara. She hated Tamara. Her people forget her first season. They had a huge fight and robbery that started with having to do broke but then spread to Tamara. Like Tamara was shady as fuck.

But then Tamara Stockholm's and drummed her her and then they became Trace Amigos. Yes and Bronwyn is still really close with Tamra apparently and is still like commenting you know the comment on each other's instas and stuff and our own Richie Dee. Caduce you guys my name is Caduce. Wrote on her Instagram, he's like, say it away from Tamra, like, what are you doing? You wrote something and she's like, you don't know because she has been there for me

to do everything, yeah, she's there for you because she wants to be back on the show. Harlow, let's never forget when Bronwyn yelled at her audience at the crappies, was like, Tamra's a great person. And it was like, boom, boom. That was my car. I fuck you.

Listen, I respect that she goes heartened the pain for her friends, but she just. Just choose better ones. You know, choose better. Yeah, do better. So yeah, so they're talking about that. And Shana goes, yeah, and guess who gave me advice? Kelly Dodd, when Tamer says,

she said when Tamer says anything means you on social media, just ignore it and take the hype road. Kelly Dodd said that. Has Kelly done that? I'm trying to remember. No, that's why it's funny. So then Shanagos, I sacrificed other friendships

to devote more time to Tamer. I could have been friends with Lydia, or maybe I could have been friends with... I remember there was a girl named Miss 30, you're all very... I should have really tried harder with her. There's Alfredo, Alfredo who comes to the restaurant and serves us. I could be friends with him if it weren't for Tamara. All these people I could have been friends with. And now I just don't know how to feel that void!

And Shannon's like, okay, something that tell her the Bronwyn hates her now? And Bronwyn's like, I don't hate her. I just don't buy her bullshit and those are two different things. Yeah, she's like, she just annoyed the shit out of me. So no one has really heard from Elizabeth. And Shannon's like, well, the last that I heard, was that she was saying that I was biligently screaming. That's you me. Me! Ah, could you imagine? I never scream at anyone. Okay, I am never scream at anyone okay? I am never scream Obliginally I never do that. I never do that. You take that back right now. I never Beligerent

But literally scream get her boyfriend and Jimmy that night said I have to go Because I have to get up early for work, which is why Jimmy left and then she said that he said I was Beligerent screaming at her boyfriend Left and then she said that he said I was deliberately screaming at her boyfriend Why do I scream at him if he has to do go to work? Okay, I love work. I love work and I love rules And I follow them. Why would I yell at him? Why? Well, if Elizabeth Farguss isn't telling the truth about this are there other things that Elizabeth Farguss isn't telling the truth about Yeah And so then these start calling her,

like Emily calls Shannon the Regina George of Orange County. I guess she's saying that like Shannon's trying to turn them all against Elizabeth or something. So yeah, they're saying that she's like a puppet master or whatever. And she's finally gets it right. Did you notice that? She goes, I think the Shannon Bedore is the puppet master,

which means that everyone else are puppets. Finally. So Braumann says, Braumann's like, you know, I just feel like, you know, like everyone's being super honest with each other and, you know, to have someone who's like lying but at simple things, it's just like not cool.

Like why doesn't she just like lock herself into her walk and closet and just confess her soul? I just don't get that about her and Kelly's like, you know What I think that'll just be farthest like she tells like half truth because she's insecure. She's like a blowfish Yeah, you know like when a blowfish like when someone comes up to them dark I know like I'm like remember him fighting you know when everyone's like hey that blowfish lies, but it means well And that's like what she is. Oh, God, Kelly.

Good old Kelly, standing up for you by calling you a blowfish. I know, I was like, I love that, I love the blowfish defense. And so, Shannon's like, wow, there's something fishy about this girl and someone needs to do some investing. Blow fishy. Blow fishy. And Bronwyn's like, well, I'm not drinking, so I have free time. And Kelly's like, you're like a Nancy, blowfishy. And Bronwyn's like, well, I'm not drinking, so I have free time.

And Kelly's like, you're like a Nancy Drew blowfish. So now Emily's zooned with Bronwyn. And Emily's, she was on, she said she was, Elizabeth was on Instagram talking about how she was like all alone. Like, I'm just here in the house all alone I miss bin around people but then Rahman's like yeah but I follow her other friends and they were all at her house they're all drinking Corona's yeah and she says yeah Shannon asked how long

like I've known Elizabeth and you know things aren't adding up and she wants us all to do some research or something and Brahman's like oh I did research okay I looked up her house and the last review is a couple that stayed there three weeks ago. She's like, are you saying that she doesn't have the money that she says she has? And she's like, no, she does not have that money. And she took out two loans on house and newport.

And she defaulted on the Madison Club and got a loan from a private person. And this is all on record. And she's taking money out on her home, most likely for legal fees, but you know what, admit it, just say I'm going through her heart, she does not owe you that, ma'am. And actually I'm getting mad at Bronman in this episode but I'm liking getting mad. I'm like oh thank god it's nice, like just use some real housewives shit you know and

be horrible and investigate someone and try and ruin them for no reason. Exactly and by the way Shannon got her to do it. Of course, Brahman fell for her. Because Shannon said, Do the research. Do the research. Like the typical conspiracy theorist. Do the research. Do the research. So I was like,

I would be pissed if someone was digging up documents about me and spreading it around, but I also want to see them. So could you please share them? Thanks. Yeah. So then, Gina's kid is like, Why can't my pencil disappeared and

It's part of the corona conspiracy some Emily's kids are doing homework catcher all over the table And then Jacob is doing homeschooling on zoom and full Barbie drag glam I need to be like mom. I have school like I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, do that. So Brahman goes over to Shant House and the meantime, Elizabeth FaceTime to Gina. And I like that. Elizabeth totally has like her brand new like white blackout curtains from Amazon. I know that because I just got some. And that's like the exact same like color white with the folds. I was like, those are the nice town, nice town blinds, aren't they? So she's made like a little set for herself for For Zoom and Joy, I can put on a hat and look like I'm in an Estee Laura commercial.

Okay, let's zoom now, shall we? Yeah, they both talk with stupid hats. They're both wearing like stupid white girl hats, like white girl in the mall hats, like two fedoras. And so she's like, so how are the kids seeing that? Well, you know what, like I'm lucky because Matt does take the kids, you know? And like kids, parents who are together, they don't get breaks.

So I anticipate a lot of divorces from this whole thing. Yeah. And so she's like, well, speaking of divorce, my heart went from craziness to let's settle this, okay? Because I realized I can finally move on. I don't have to win it. I just wish someone had told me, I don't have to win, right?

Now, wish someone had told me that. She's like, oh my god, I don't do that. So anyway I just wish someone had told me I don't have to win right? I wish someone had told me that like oh my god. I told you that So anyway, I decided you know what I just want to shuttle You know what I just don't want to I don't need more stuff, you know I already have Ferrari the beach house and another house. I'm turning to an animal shelter And I got a lot of clothing. So I got a hat that says number one who cares what I shine I also got some jigsaw puzzles and like a whole wardrobe and I've brand new, uh, uh, La Crusade line in my kitchen. So I don't really need much. So I just need my health. I just stayed in depression dog. So I'm feeling good. So then over at Shannon, she's like,

oh my god, I had over three months and my house is more disorganized than ever. I cut the best storm. I'm like a pig. And I have nothing to show for it, except I thought myself, go. Okay, I was like Elsa from Frozen with my body. And Brian was like, it's okay. It's fine. So then we cut back to Gina and Liz. And Gina's like, so have you talked to the other women? Oh well, I thought she can't laugh.

I thought it would be great to take a girl's probably think an arrowhead like the water oh like this water right here some lake arrowhead and so everyone's gonna get COVID-19 it's gonna be wonderful so then we go back over the shot and she's like well so Kelly called me inviting me to this trip and I said well if it's Elizabeth's trip why are you calling me Kelly why are you calling me Kelly? Why are you? Okay, do the research on the event. Kelly, what is that? Well, I got along with Elizabeth Fargaz until Elizabeth Fargaz told people, and I would name them all, but I don't have my list in front of me, but Elizabeth Fargaz!

I said if you have a problem with me, then why are you inviting me? You know, she told people that I was screaming deliberately at her boyfriend, literally at her boyfriend screaming me. I would never do that. And brawls like, well, everything she told me is not real. I mean, I just, I just want to get to know her. I just, I just want to, I, more lies she tells them I just want to slap her aspen style. And so Liz is like, well, I want to sit down with girls. I believe in the foundation of friendship is honesty, and I couldn't get to know you guys, because I couldn't be honest with you.

I was, I was, I was. You know, I think that's good, because I think you've been sharing all these different versions of stories, and it's gotten so hard to get to know you, and now people are going to get to accept you, okay? So then Shannon's saying, Shannon's saying like, well Kelly told me that I was a bit settled her to voice. So I guess it's all settled settled

Sort of like how apparently David Bedore settled when he married me, huh? Wow And Bronwyn's like good. We can talk about something else then. I was like you were a monster right now Yeah, you want to talk Bronwyn. Yeah, I don't shit. So Shannon's like, well, blah, blah, blah. Oh, Brondland says, yeah, we can, if she just, if this woman just said, look, I was just playing a role because I was hurting and Shannon's like, well,

okay, let's say she does say, you know, I was hiding things from you guys. How would that make you feel? And Brondland's like, well, I get it. I mean, I've lied about things. I did last year. You know, every time I lied up, I was hiding things from you guys. How would that make you feel? And everyone was like, well, I get it. I mean, I've lied about things. I did last year. You know, every time I lied up, I was, every time I showed up, I was lying about something.

Yeah. Well, I want to get to the bottom of what's going on with Elizabeth Farcus. She laughs off everything and she can't answer a question with a straight answer. I mean, it's different every time. Like, who are you? Why can't she answer a question without laughing?

I mean, like, ask me a question. Ask me a question. How are things with me and John? It's fine. It's fine. Everything is fine. We're so happy. Happy What was I saying? So Emily is like well, have you talked to Bronwyn and Or wait is this who is this Elizabeth? Well, so right right there. I'm Emma and Elizabeth. So I get, here we go with white girl names. Well, so Gina talking to Elizabeth. So Gina's talking to Elizabeth.

So what is it? She's like, well, you know what? Shannon called and said that I had to like hear what Brawman's been saying about Elizabeth, about you Elizabeth. And Elizabeth's like, well, a lot of, it's funny because a lot of women try to spread at me my whole entire life.

Like, I'm used to women like Braw like bra one Shannon and then we see a day earlier Elizabeth was a face timing with Emily and I was like, yeah, she pulled up your documents like they're totally like During the pot. Good. Well, she should this is something that you should be telling somebody else like this lady is going on and investigating you and telling America somebody else like this lady is going on and investigating you and telling America like all of your dirty laundry, you know, and so Liz is like, well, you know, but when you start digging into me personally, that's where I get nervous because I've had a lot of just functioning my passion. I just don't want that to get out there. I was like, well, you just set it off. Congratulations. Because now it's assuredly going to get out there. So Venus says that she didn't go to meet the girls because she knew it was gonna be a big shit-talking event

for Elizabeth, against Elizabeth, and she didn't wanna be a part of it. And she's like, so now that I didn't go to the air, I'm like on the black list. Right, yeah. Hey, you got a reality show, you gotta go to the shit-talking events. So now it's May 25th and now George Floyd's death has

happened. And we're seeing protests, we're seeing protests like across the country and we're seeing them in Orange County. And we see all the cast members posting about George Floyd, about George Floyd, we see Gina doing an IG live with Giselle from Potomac. She goes, Giselle, Gina's friend, which always makes me laugh when they like downplay the fact that it's like a star on the network. So they're having a conversation on IG live, we see Kelly post Black Lives Matter, which of course, we all know what happens with Kelly and her hat later on. And so, but ultimately we wind up on Brom and Marching and she's talking about how she was really changed

by George Floyd's murder and everything and saying how she's like, there's no excuse that I tuned this out for 42 years and I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, what can I do now? Yeah, and then sad music because it was a sad segment and then beach and One of the protests was like a surf protest where all the surfers just got in a circle Just kind of cool. I hadn't seen that and then it's back to not fun housewife music and Brond everything's opening back up again, and so Bronwyn is out with Sherry at a restaurant

And she's like everything's open again, but she can only have parties of two. And she's like, no three sums. Oh. So get three subjects. And then Elizabeth is like, I gotta get some pootalks. Is she this right here? This is divorce. This is what happens when you're divorced from Howard Hughes Burnt. That's what his name is. That's his full name.

And I'm gonna get a divorce right now. I gotta get this. Wap right off. No more wrinkle lines. So Emily is wearing a lace mask and she's like like my lace mask Shane. He's like that's a saxxie. That's a lingerie. You gotta So then Kelly's FaceTime Shannon and she's like Shannon. What do you need super something? And she's like, Shannon, what do you need, super something? And Shannon's like, no, I'm in her chin care because my daughter had a call. And Shannon's freaking out, and this time, it's for a good reason. Yeah, this is like Shannon's most,

like probably since her divorce for probably most merited freak out. Yeah, yes. We both took this swap, which is not accurate. And she took, and Stella tested positive. And she was like, whoo! And she was like, well, I was negative. But I had a slight fever, so I said.

And I go, you know what? I took negative twice now, but I had a sore throat on Tuesday. So I said, do the test again. And he goes, I don't recommend that. And I said I said do it again and so Stella was crying hysterically because it hurts so bad and so he did it on me again and he went all the way deep you went really really deep you went super deep okay deeper than David has ever gone emotionally and the mucus was streaming out and he's streaming out and he pulled out and it was negative again I'm like shout out and watch out what. Why are you telling us this story about?

I was negative the third time with a mute kiss. She's also not John's here and had a line and so for you and they're all getting tested. And I've been so careful. I just don't understand. And maybe there was a false positive. I don't know. Yeah, so that's like a real reason to cry. And so then Shan is telling us, you know, my girls have, I've told my girls they had to be safe

and stay in the bubble. So what do they do? They sneak off to a party in the middle of the night and they go in there and they hug everybody and- What was wearing a mask? Yeah, I know what was wearing a mask and then of course one of them got it. And she's like, oh, and then the doctor told me you were just in the car with her huge mistake, huge! Okay, Julia Roberts, doctor. I know.

God. Geez. I have a little sensitivity over that and Kelly's like, well, how are you supposed to know? I mean, how was the how was your daughter supposed to get to the doctor? Shannon had to take her. Yeah. But yeah, that's crazy. So it was a pretty interesting episode seeing pretty much the first couple of months of Corona. Obviously. I mean Shannon or family are fine, but I was like, that's a very scary thing. And so we're not making light of the fact that she got it. I'm just making light of the fact that she told a very extensive story about having Lucas coming out of her nose. That really. Well, yeah, and also knowing that she's

okay. Right. Yeah. Well, luckily we're watching this month after it happens, so we never want to. It's also funny that she's telling it to Kelly, who has been so problematic with her COVID views over the past few months. So she's like, and it's amazing that Kelly sees that shot. Like, it's just amazing that Kelly sees her friend get it, and it doesn't seem to really have any impact

on her outlook on masks or prevention or behavior. I thought she was saying that she has, but yeah. Well, yeah, because she's in trouble. So she's saying that I want to it happens, but I thought it was interesting that she, it's like the phone rings in a shannon and Kelly's like, do you need soup? Because that's what's wrong with shannon right now.

Yeah, she just knows she has to get Shannon's soup, or her daily meat. Well, that brings us to the end of another episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. Everyone, do stay safe. Coronavirus is serious, and it's still with us, so stay safe, take care of yourselves. We want everyone here, we want to get through this.

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