Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Mexico-Conspirators

Episode Date: August 1, 2018

Vicki, Shannon, and Tamra are BACK, and to celebrate the return of their friendship, they've headed down to Mexico to do shots, show their tits, and break their ankles. Just another day on "Real Housewives of Orange County." See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Sort of. Well, I have. I think so. I think this is the moment we have been waiting for, which is that Shannon, Tamara, and Vicki finally concentrating their new chapter in their relationship by getting back to brass tacks, going to Mexico, whooping it up, and reminding the audience, hey, we are going to be friends now, and you don't have to worry about this feud going on and on and on. We're friends, we're friends.

Yes, and they do in this way that Shannon is allowed to still tell Vicki stuff and then Vicki still allowed to yell at Shannon. So I'm not really sure how this is working out, but I love some old ladies getting wasted. You know, I mean, that's like my dream, you know, it's going to happen to me. I mean, I am an old lady. Let's face it who gets wasted. So, you know, I like that kind of an episode. It's an interesting casting

choice. They made this gear to have these three teaming up again. Like, and I feel like they were forced, not gonna lie. And even if they weren't forced by the network, they were forced by us, the audience. Yeah. It's weird to team them up with these moms with three little kids. It's like old ladies getting wasted and then like kids. Yeah exactly. And they were screaming. I actually felt bad for the new cast members, Emily and Gina, because they were essentially like shoved to the side this episode and given dull storylines about, oh my god, being a mom is a full time job.

I like being a mom. Look at my kids. Ugh, I'm being a mom. It's like the most unoriginal, uninteresting storyline you could get. I mean, you might as well have just been like, Hey, I'm going to buy turkeys today. Yes, I go, hey, I'm going to buy turkeys. I know, were you out of the giant waxing storylines or what? Yeah. Like, have we come to the end of that?

Also, they say that, you know, when you're a baby, you grow up and then you grow back into a baby as you get old. So it was kind of funny watching those kids running around pooping all over themselves. Well, intercutting with old babies running around pooping themselves. Yeah, that's true. Like life, circle of life. Yeah, there's actually a lot of poeticism in this episode now that I think about it. And I'm honored.

I'm honored to see it. Oh, a tray. Pop. So we open where we left off last week and Kelly is new apartment. Yeah, with Kelly going, that is wrong. No, that's wrong. That's wrong. That's wrong. That's wrong. You're not my friend. You're not my friend. That's wrong. And Vicki, you'm like, stop it!

Who cares? Who cares about Michael? Stop it! Stop it right now, it's gonna be yelling at you. That's wrong! That's wrong! That's wrong! That's wrong!

That's wrong! You're not my friend! You're not my friend! Kelly is just gonna repeat every line three times. Yeah. She basically is like an umbrella. Wow. Vicki! Vicki! Vicki! Yeah, she basically is like an amber alert Everyone's phone beeps yeah, it's the same time across Orange County

Apparently Kelly is no longer friends with Amber so tell your you know tell your neighborhood like neighborhood No, I took me a second to get that So anyway I'll tell you, tell you a good neighborhood, like neighborhood now. It took me a second to get that. So anyway, Vicki, Vicki of course is doing this whole thing, which is like, you know, it might go on to date someone. I know that's his proactive, like I'm not gonna get in the middle of it. I'm not gonna get in the middle of it. I love when Vicki, you know, her decision space or the way that she applies her code of meddling is really

funny to me because she will stay out of something that she needs to be a little bit involved in and she will fully meddle and stuff she should keep her mouth closed. I mean it's kind of like the magic of Vicki. Yeah it's like those people who can always guess which cards are holding you pick the right card. Vicki can always pick the wrong reaction to everything. Yeah. She's a new anti-uncarned person, yeah. The magic castle comes to you, Vicki. Just make the wrong decision. She's got a good point for a club.

I'm holding a martini actually. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm one of in the middle of it I'm what what about my balka no that that's you know that's anti woohoo So she's like the worst magician you go up to it's like she gives you cards And you're like okay, so what card what card do I have? I'm not gonna get in the middle of it. I'm not gonna It's your card like you do what you do with your card. It's like that my business Yeah, you know how not the middle I am. I'm so Biddle I'm Catholic Michael immediately would I leave your house like so I don't care if she's at the dry cleaner and they mess something up She'll call some other random dry cleaner and yell at them. Yeah

You know she's always like calling the wrong people to yell at them. Yeah, and in fact she would actually go up to the other magician Like went when it's her when she's the magician and someone's holding the card She's not gonna tell you what card you have She's not my business and thing out of it. I'm out of it But then another magician's like okay, I'm trying to think what card you have. She's not in my business. I'm thinking out of it. I'm out of it. But then another magician's like, okay, I'm trying to think what card you have. She has a four. She has a four.

Vicki, why don't you say so? Vicki, keep your mouth shut. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. Hey, guess what? Is that kind of you, too? Your knees are under your upper body. So there.

She's Vicki. Link's a lot. So she calls Michael and Michael is smart enough to leave his phone on silent or press a decline. Yeah. And she's like, Michael, it's Vicki. Has it got blasted by your suit to be expressed to Koby? Okay.

She Koby. Koby, it's Vicki. Has it got blasted? It's not what bitches did other. I'll tell you that. Yeah. And meanwhile, Kelly immediately calls up Tamer. She's like, Vicki.

Vicki, Vicki, tell me what our double dates Tamer. She's like Licky Biggie Tilly won our double dates with Michael didn't tell me Biggie did that and Tamer's like oh my god batch that's a short scale code that you don't do that you don't do that I suppose I remember it's like we're in a cloud of smoking like girl code Hey, you want to set up I'll give give you a set up girl code. Oh, this is tiny apartment. I'm gone. She had no loyalty. It would be like you buy it another day. David. And the other day, the yellow me. I want to smack the holy shit out of her camera. Holy whole we should, Tamra. Well, listen. Sorry, that was Hickey.

So she starts doing an imitation of Hickey. She's like, Tamra, Tamra's like, oh my God, she screamed at you, Bats. And she's like, yeah, she was like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. Somehow all the screaming actually made a really good imitation of Hickey. Really? I was. I was also impressed

And then Tamra is that she's just solved a very deep mystery tells us She did something wrong, which is why she didn't tell her. She knew she was being sneaked out bad. Like, okay, Tamara, this is not matlock. Yeah, we all watch the same show. Exactly. So then, of course, Tamara, the very next day, goes over to Vicki's house to go to Mexico. And I was surprised because I thought Tamara was going to be like,

Hey, Batch, why did you go out of that? That day, you really helped people. You always helped people all the time, Batch. But instead, she was in good mood. And Vicki was wearing to be like, Hey, Batch, why did you go on that debit date? You really helped people, you always had people all the time. Batch, Ben said she was in good mood and Vicki was wearing a Sampraero, which is kind of stealing Shannon's thing. And they're just like laughing. And they're headed to the airport to go meet up with Shannon.

Yes. Now, Tamra is very good at holding things under her Sampraero until it's time. Like, she'll be fine with Vicki. They'll have fun in Mexico the second they get back though all good lunch with Kelly and Tamara will scream at Vicki Yeah, she has no problem pet pressing pause on trying to ruin someone's life Yeah, no, it's our this old camera up to rule tricks exactly. So yeah Vicki comes in Vicki sombrero What does she say here? She says I'm so excited. Just something on my plate. We're going to Mexico. We're going to Mexico. I don't know what any of that meant, but She's like me and Tampa. We were through a dark time being shadowed in Tampa, but we have a history in Puerto Viana history. That's about rebuilding

Okay, Donkey Hode port, but what about it is like no Like we've rebuilt, like, we're rebuilding the barriers to keep you out. No, please. The battle of the ontoles. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, they're in the car and Michael's basically, I'm sorry, Vicki's saying how Michael told her not to tell Kelly.

She's like, I mean, who's sad to I.G. Who's sad to I.G. is? What do I do? Vicki's like, I'm sorry. Tamer's like, Vicki, you're a little, you should probably be to Kelly. He's like, I don't know. I don't know. What do you do? What do you do? I'm sorry, Tamara's like, Vicki, you're a little, you should probably be to Kelly. I don't know. I don't know.

What do you do in situation? Everybody gets divorced here. What are you supposed to do? People get divorced. What about you? What do you do to Jesus? I don't even know the difference between coffee and redempts. I actually like peanut and redempts.

Okay, I made a choice. Okay, that's rock. But what about other than this? Leave it up to Vicki to make someone else's divorce about her. And Tamara can't go too far in here because she's like, it happens. It happened to me.

You know, when Shannon and David split, I stayed friends with Shannon and what's his button stayed friends with David. You know, and I got a, my loyalty is to that girl and your loyalty to be the Calib caliber. So Vicki still does not understand this. That's fine. So now Kelly is at home trying on like a rainbow ski snow suit with Julie because they're gonna go to Aspen together going on a little Aspen trip. And

Julie's gonna go to ski school and everything. I feel so bad for Julie because I feel like she's still that kid from three years ago who just wants to be in the school play and they keep signing her up for like tennis and ski school. I'm like letter singer songs. God, well, you know, you need a well-rounded kid. It's very difficult for me to feel bad for anybody

who's getting their hair done, especially a child. Like when there's a hairdresser there for the child, I don't care if they're going through like the worst trauma in their life. I won't feel bad for them because someone's coming their hair, you know? It feels unfair. So she's like, should I wear this?

And so Lee's like, you look like you're going to a man, take it off, it's weird. What if I am going to the male? What if I'm going to see Dr. Moon? Like Shannon. So they Kelly's like, so now Kelly plays a voicemail What if I'm what if I'm going to see Dr. Moon like Shannon So they Kelly's like so now Kelly plays a voicemail that she received from Vicki cuz Vicki's like You know, I'm so like I didn't want to make you mad Michael told me not to tell you and you know, I just rise the out of it

That's what I'm doing you shouldn't be mad at me and so Kelly's playing this for Jolie and I thought that actually felt a little weird It felt weird to drag the daughter into issues with mom and her friends about dad, you know. Yes, but it's so Kelly and at least she can admit it, you know, she's like, God, thank God for Jolie. She's like a little therapist. Because Jolie tells her, um, Jolie tells her, well, she's a rude person. And you know, if they're not going to tell you the fruit, the truth, they're obviously not your friend. I mean, she did by me and appetizer last week, but still fuck her. And Kelly's like, it's shocking to me that 12 year old is smarter than Bikki. And Joly makes a very good point when she says, God says to forgive, but not to be buddies. Because that's like my biggest pet peeve with,

you know, like, and I brought it up already this week. But like, serial kill, it's like, whenever somebody does something wrong, they're like, well, Jesus forgave me. Guess what? Jesus just not serve on this court. You were going to jail. Exactly. Listen, you know,

a wise woman said it best to quote Lauren Conrad, I want to forgive you and I want to forget you see But you never will because for the rest of your life you'll be giving this voicemail oh my god Kelly you did to copy because I called you I stood to be access to it back all and he'd ever call me back I need to do something Press 9 to the Lee press 9 to the Lee So then we have a commercial for a tamer and Vicki. Was this the commercial you mentioned last week? You mentioned the commercial.

Was it the same one? Okay, well then I won't go over it again. The spy who dumped me. Well they didn't do, it's like a continuing thing. So they didn't have all this action this time. Oh yeah. The last time they were like, stay tuned for next week. When you're going to get to see best friends Tamra and Vicki go through a spa who dumped me or whatever

Yeah, yeah, because this week it was like they gave Tamra a big old gun and she was trying to she was like shooting balloons or something And Vicki was just sort of standing there with a piece of chalk running in letters and she's like okay, okay It's a C. It's a C. Okay, it's an M. All right. All alright. Okay. It's a it's an I it's okay It's insurance it's best insurance insurance Koto Koto Koto. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. Good job. How about this? How about this? I don't meet maybe because you didn't have a job. Good job. Good job It's like the wheel of misfortune. I think they have to get like every single letter and they still can't read it Yeah, me like good news and and

like every single letter and they still can't read it. Yeah. Milikunus and Milikun's just shaking her head, like really. Is it cack? Is it cack? Cack, kill it. Kill it. It's cack, it's cack. Kill it, it's cack.

It's cack. Kill it, it's cack. I'm the lazy. I'm the lazy. I'm the lazy. I'm the lazy. So do you want an Emily? I just want a front back.

So. What? How do I spell that? That's why I'm not here with Kelly. It's not about Kelly, I'm the type. I'm the hottest by batch. It's like, yeah. So, now we're at an OC playground for baby workout, which I know was just making you cut

yourself. Yeah, but on top of that, it's such a truly uninteresting scene. It's just Gina and Emily being forced to shoot together because of the newbies and they're there at some sort of Thing called strollers strides, which I guess is like I'm working out but with your baby and a stroller and Gina's like, you know, I love strollish strides because I think it's super important to maintain an active lifestyle And it's a super important to my kids to say healthy and strong. I was like, no, no, this none of this is interesting. So don't even try to, like this is such an uninteresting insight on an uninteresting scene. And it also goes

for what I'm saying too. So like, you know, watching her like run around with these strollers, I'm like, you're not getting a workout right now. I can tell because you're stopping every five seconds because your kid keeps falling out, you know? Well, it is interesting to see that Emily like takes her kids and they all exercise together and her kids behave. And then Gina's kids, no, wait, she knows the one who works out. So Gina works out with her kids and they behave really great. But then Emily's kids, Emily hates working out and her kids are terrible. Yeah, she's, you know, it's like offending me. I'm like,

our fat people just bad parents. What are you trying to say? Why am I getting mad right now? And this is just like some baby workout thing. Emily is also the most awkward slide goer downer. Like there was a shot of her just going down a slide. And it just looked like someone who is perpetually trying to put themselves into their airplane seat. They're like, she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh,

but she like never gets to the seat. She's just constantly going down. And then we get the repeating Gina line She's like, you know, my husband's really good with poop. You know, he's really hands on like sometimes these diapers Like I'll find him just poop all over it. He's scrubbing it. I'm like a single mom five days a week You know, so I just throw it out, you know, and I respect single moms because that shit is hard. Yeah, it's like great And she's like, yeah, my my husband's a really yeah, my husband, he's a really hands-on dad. He's a really hands-on dad.

I mean, he's only there one day a month, but he's really hands-on on that day for like, you know, 15 minutes or so. I know, the bomb is over. It's slow walks of divorce. I know. So the length, oh, sorry, go ahead. No, that's fine.

That was just skipping. I was like, done. I'm done. I ain't going to exercise class in real life, and I ain't going with you and your damn kids I'll tell you that right now on TV. Yeah, so part of I art up They're at the airport Shannon and Shannon is with her kids because they've just come back from their own trip Mm-hmm, and or no, they're just at the airport. She sent in them back to America. Yeah, and she's like, oh God

I feel so close to the kids now They're going home and have a race the baby sitter Yeah, and they're like like well, bye mom. Poo-ta, poo-ta, stop it. That's not funny. Not funny. Are you kidding me? David? David, they're calling me a poo-ta. Does that make you more tries? It's me since you seem to like whores on the beach. Why are you calling me by your stepmother's nickname? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Have you been listening into my prank call, all time? Mama Donner? Have you? Then she starts like she puts her hand to her forehead like she's looking out over a hill like for the opposing army or whatever and her hands shaking and she's like, I need a call that you're at the gate. I need a call when you're at your seat. And I need a call when you land. Okay, the Calvary's on the situation. Yeah. She's like about to debats like a little drum major in there. They'll play them off. Okay, four guns salute. All right, great. Bye, girls. So then now that the girls are gone,

Shannon has her sombrero on, and she goes over to a little bar area, and she orders some tequila shots. And a little plate. You have a little plate, umpikito plateos, and I have one of those. Now, okay, great. And so basically, she gets a whole bunch of tall

tequila shots and a little tray, and she's like, I'm ready to take the town. The Pueblo with some tequila, David. Huh? Huh? Who's the mistress now? Huh? Well, don't forget I brought these some brairos. Ha! Totally my thing. No one would ever do this and try and take my thing away from me. Now let's go. Great, Vicki and Tamra with these shots and some brairos. This will be fun and seamless and won't be awkward at all.

I'll just stand right here with a tray of shots and I'll just stand right here and work it up. I am. You're right here. It's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, taking the pobble by storm. Just, wow. Here's just a tray of shots. Just a tray of shots.

Look, look, there's a nice couple. There's, there's some people who are in love. I'm 30 to 40 negative thoughts of these people. That's a nice to me bag. That's nice. David? David. I think it's time to go to commercial.

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How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder yeah. So then finally, Vicki and Shannon, they were probably but off late just to make sure they weren't bombs. Yeah. And just to make Shannon, just a torture Shannon, standing there waiting for them. So finally, they come off. Ah, wait, the Anvenito is that point of my heart.

and Vanito's that point of my heart. Ha! Ha! Ha! So this is the, they're just gonna yell with each other until they're believing that they're friends again, you know? So Shannon's like, Waa! Oh yeah!

Because like, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! And then, of course, they drop, they try to hug and the hat drops their glasses all over and Shannon falls into it. And then Shannon, who's just never gonna stop saying, drop they try to hug and the hat drops their glasses all over and shaman falls into it. And then shaman who's just never gonna stop saying, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? She's been watching a lot of cars and comics and cars or whatever the hell that is.

She's like taking a shot. So am I right? Are you kidding me? She, yeah, she just like, she falls over and then she's just like lying in broken glass and tequila. I just, ha, ha, ha. And like, thank God for the airport worker who's like, this is not good. He like runs over and like hauls her up.

She's like, ha, look at this. I'm getting pulled up like a regular beachwale. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And tequila. Oh, it's a bit miss. I'm getting pulled up like a regular beach well Kila All the important poor employees in Mexico. They're just looking at the camera like and you want to build a wall for us Exactly Exactly come on now so Kelly and joley are getting ready to go and Kelly's still mad because she's gotten that voice memo from Vicki and so he's trying to get into the bathroom but Kelly won't leave and say I need my toothbrush please mom don't talk to me like that don't know just because you're mad at Vicki don't be mad at me mom

I'm not mad at you just don't talk to me like that let's go to boarding school she's like please send me to boarding school anywhere just like any place you can just send me to board school. Anywhere. Just like any place. You can just send me to Los Angeles. I'll just sit on the streets. I don't care. I dream of a place that doesn't serve

to goldfish crackers in the ice hot kefir dinner. Please send me to board school. And then we see Emily with her son. They're like on the bed. She's like, did you miss me? Are you having fun? Are you happy? Uh, uh, ha.

And then, she gave out of my room. Yeah. And then Gina's in like a boutique buying something. It's like a lifestyle boutique. She's like, why don't we understand this boutique? What is this? Like a boutique, but it has a kitchen in it? Like what's going on here?

It's like, yeah, it's a lifestyle boutique. She's like, how? Okay, I'm very lonely, you know. Just so you know, very, very lonely. So that's a California thing, you know, where there's like food in a store that is so California. Like if you've been to Target, or you know, even besides that, have you been to Cafe Sam?

Kaffati. Yeah, that's more regional. Oh, yeah, I used to go to Cafe Salad at the time. Kaffati, they're the best eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, salad sandwiches. Oh, Lauren Manso, rest in peace, even though you're not dead. Still, I'd rather have an egg salad. Yeah. So now Tamra, Shannon and Vicki, that was basically like,

it was three quick pops is the producers website, like, oh, and people are doing other things too. Anyway, back to Mexico. So Tamra, Shannon and Vicki are, they arrive at the hotel and they have a beautiful suite and they're just like out on the balcony looking as beautiful red sky. And she's like, can you believe that? Can you believe that? A red sky?

Huh, red. There reminds me of when I would see red. Listen to David's excuses all the time. Huh. What do they call that a sunset? Are you kidding me? Huh? Yeah.

Oh, it's so good. Oh, God, it was depressed. It was depressed. It's so good to be here with my best friend, Tamara, and my other best friend, Vicky Gunvalson. I'm so happy. Happy shoes here. Oh, look, the sky is red. It's like like they knew picky was coming and made up a red scare

I'm just kidding. I must be the apocalypse Where the three hours when the apocalypse just kidding all three are Vicky huh left right boob There has the third I don't know what I'm saying Like hey cheers cheers to our do-double whatever that looks like I'm saying. Ha! Ha! And Vicki's like, hey, cheers. Cheers to our new normal. Whatever that looks like. I'm gonna ask Steve, you know? He's giving me a list of rules. So like whatever Steve says is durable, we could cheers to. Okay?

So let's face having a blader. Don't, don't let me forget. So he has season one of the new normal on DVD. So we're gonna watch afterwards. See all these season. So now it's nighttime. Vicki has changed into what I call a wafer couch chic because she just looks like a couch you might see like at a Hamptons Inn that was furnished by wafer.

Just like these stripes and Shannon's like, well I haven't been out in five months and tonight we're going out. Trace the mean ass! Yes! Go soy Lisa! Woohoo! Let's get lit! And tonight we're going out, Tristan Megas! Yes! Go soy Lisa! Ha ha ha! Let's get lit! This is just Shannon screaming really bad.

It's really bad. So I'm sorry everybody, but it's accurate. It is, but this is that, yeah, because then they all do shots and because, in terms of like, and Shannon just goes, Yeah! Shannon is wearing some red t-shirt

that it looks like Tamra came in with a box cutter and just took out the whole front of it. I'm not really sure what's going on with Shannon, but I'm like, I'm liking broken Shannon. Yeah, like and like later in the episode, like the way that these weird cutouts are, they get all ruffled and like, a skew. And so it looks like her left boob is about to come out, even though it's like far from doing that, but it's like this weird like left boob was about to come out even though it's like far from doing that but it's like this weird like left boob forward thing going on. It's very tamara. Tamara influenced. So then they go over to Andalace and Shanace just like, LESDA!

We need a drink, so I need LESDA! You're kidding me, yo! And they all start taking shots and getting their boob's jiggles. Yeah, exactly. And because it's like, Andalace, I don't know what is this place is. I started going there 25 years ago. You know, so much silly history, silly history behind this whole of the world. But first boy, first boy get over here.

I need you to talk to the waiter and tell him he didn't bring my drink. Tell him, tell him for me, I've got to be in the middle of this. Yeah, so many, so many silly times, so many city times of just, I was trying to come up with a good D word. So I'm just a STD's. So many time, city time days. It's just city time days. STD's, every single time I go there, a city time days.

I would've been good if I actually landed the joke instead of workshopping it midway through. So, that's what we do every day. We can do. it midway through. So that's what we do every day. I also I like the fact that like everyone who's at Andalace has also been going there for 25 years because I don't think there was anyone younger than 53 there which is not ages and I just think it's funny that it's like that like Vicki is you know Vicki and Tamer are like, yeah, but young batches again, batch. Yeah. See like people like, like, no, maybe not. It's like when you're getting naked wasted and showing your tits and allubies, you know.

So, uh, Tamer's like, fuck right on Mexico, batch. And they just get wasted. Like, they really do get naked wasted. Of course, no one tries to sexually assault a question in a bathroom, but it's like the fun part. It's the by choice part. Yeah, exactly. And Tamra of course is really reliving her youth.

She's like first go jumping up on the bar to dance and then she like pulls that, like she flashes the bar her boobs. It's like one, the first of many boob flashes the rest of the episode starts popping out ping pong balls and a donkey catches them from across the room. Yeah, it's really classy. It's you know, it's camera. Yeah, and so but Vicki's not. Vicki is actually not going on the bar because she. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know, I'll be back because I told Steve I'd be good.

And then they show a clip of her saying, if they get on the bike, I won't get they can wasted with them and I will get on the bar because you don't want me to, right? You don't want me to. Like without a fed you if I did that, you don't want me to, right? Could you really love me, right? And he says, house, you shouldn't do anything you can't do in front of your grandchildren, Rick. He's like, uh, meanwhile, like, he's probably like, you know, it would be a real fun thing for you. You ladies to do. Why don't you like a salsa jar opening contest.

Now, that's a wild time. If I ever heard of one, um, so then Tamra goes up to Shannon. She's like, how many breaths you've got under that badge? Shannon has like three breaths. Yeah. Just the layers and layers of bras. She's like, one of the bra in case one gets picked back at it. I'm not going to ask to ask somebody. David has a 20 year younger girlfriend, so good for him.

I guess he's not doing that. Steve told me not to. And I'm not going to do it. Steve told me not to and I'm not gonna do Steve told me not to do anything I wouldn't do in front of Vicky's grandchildren So I'm wearing three bras, but I can yell at people in my homes. That's great Whoa Vicky's kid just runs back. Get your feet off the couch Tamris is on Shannon's lap and to kind of lap dance against that.

Here's our tent. Show your tent. I'm not going to show my tent. Got. Yeah. We'll get to the camera. And Tamris like whipping out her boobs, which she basically does for the rest of the episode. And I say, you know what, when you pay that much for something 20 times a year, you deserve to show those things off. It was a very starting to have her words. Yeah. Yes. And more ways than one. I know when they blurred out her her nipples, the blur was so big on those nipples. I was like, did she did the same thing to her tits that she did to her belly button? Like, as Tamra just going to start missing parts of herself. She's just gonna have nipple lists breasts from here on out. Her nipples are little crosses now. So, Timber is saying that

now so now they're like drunk and being like sloppy serious and they're like she's like batch, batch. I've been through divorce. Vick has been through divorce. Like we can teach you, Shannon. We can show you the wash. We can show you the wash. My tits, my tits are teaching you right now. Teaching tits. Teaching the teaching. Well, brand new tits, just what David got for Christmas. Making me feel a lot better, Tama, thanks.

Oh, well, I wonder if your tits can also go on a Spartan race. David would like that. Mm-hmm. Ooh. So then Shannon starts, if your tits can also go on a spurn race. David would like that. So then Shan is start to hire so great. Oh, hey, how are you? Are you getting me right now? So then they go eating, they go to eat Vicky, like basically has to plop them down. They they are wasted. I mean, they are dragging themselves.

I'm your dad. They're always with that was Vicky is the one who's guiding you when I mean, she's the one who dropped her bag in the gutter the point. That's the point. That's the point. That's the point. That's the point. That's the point.

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Where's Archie? Where's Archie? So Tamra says, you're gonna be so much centered in your life now like trust me it's out there look on the head We're together at the Success away gonna stop the other time it would be all the best That's hard thing is killing me It's killing me. I used to think that about David that I would die if he left me true Yes, you know what it's like to love somebody so much and you'll die if they leave you, man.

Oh, thanks. Thanks, Sam. Just like, I mean, Tamara has like the worst way of consoling someone. Hey, Batch, I know that like the love of your life has left you and like you're feeling alone in the world. But look at me, I love this guy so much. Like we have so much love.

So, so much love that will never go away never go away You'll get that maybe And time was like yeah, you understand what it's like to be happy and never brook stick Meber brooks, you know people change your mind, you know sometimes that's okay You know what am I get it, not talking to David, I'm one of my supposed to stop coughing with David. Is that what you guys were telling me?

And then Vicki starts making herself a victim also. I'm, I'm guarded now, I'm guarded, I'm guarded. I don't know, my boss up, like they do to kill me right now. Like what's the matter? What's going on? What's happening? The rest of the world needs to be guarded. You need to be behind like rails for the rest of us

I didn't realize that when I voted to build that wall. I built it around myself. Oh guarded But the god damn picture well Thick eh and shan is like wow, you know, I mean I remember you used to talking about your soulmate and you said it was rocks so many times I don't mean way. I just meant And you said it with rocks so many times. Ah, j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j- She loves to it. It's mechanical. Like I love yeah, I love yeah. Is anyone else, which is so true, but it's funny that they keep talking to Vicki and trying to convince her that she still loved with Brooks when they were the ones who like kind of like Ram Brooks out of town. Yeah. And rightly so, by the way, they were in the right, but these women, messy, messy ladies, but it was really fun.

Seeing like just like wasted in these like shitty chairs On the side of the road because I think we've all kind of been there with our friends, which was nice So now they get back to the hotel room and they get like oh, yeah, the fun me. It was really high tonight and changes because I Loved it. I love that. Thank you Well, Shannon's probably making somewhere in a hot tub. And sure enough, there's Tamra. Jamra is floating in the hot tub, which they could mentally masturbating.

There are many arguments foreign against implants, but I mean, Tamra really does float. I mean, even in very shallow bodies of water, that bathtub seemed with Eddie a few years ago. She's just like floating on top. I mean, even in very shallow bodies of water, that baths have seemed with Eddie a few years ago. She's just like floating on top. I say get them. I'm gonna get a pair. I mean, it's for safety. Yeah, I think so. I think it's okay. Yeah, she was just like there, like naked, floating her eyes closed and her lips just like barely moving. Like she was clearly just having a sexual fantasy with one of those hot those hot tub jets like

Yeah, going who knows where But what am I supposed to do under fat lady? You look like that never like this. I'm not that time out I am not getting that hot tub. That's true. Am I getting in that hot tub? No? No? No No, no, no. And Shannon is all of us and she says, I'm so flipping fat. I know I'm like, it's like I got a year, I got a year. So finally she goes, Shannon goes to different room and Tamra is like, shenanbatch, shenan.

So she gets out of the hot tub and probably just like wipes out on the floor. And at that time, it's funny. I was like, wow, she could have broken something. That was pretty dangerous. So you'd think that maybe she would be like, maybe I should maybe get out of the water because I can't, or like, catch up, catch up, catch up. But instead, she gets back in.

And then Shannon comes out and she's fully in her spanks, which is hilarious. Her spanks and her five bras. And she's just sort of like, mying on through. It gets into the tub. I think he's like, uh, I don't think I need to get naked because I told Steve, I'm like, that can make it hot tub. But I watch you so bad, but I'm not caught too. But I watch you, but I'm not caught too. I'm gonna sit here by rope. I'll just have naked under and I'm gonna just watch you. So they're in, they're outside

in the hot tub. Like, yes, that's okay. You're not done anymore. I want my fun band back. That. And meanwhile, I want to say during all this, Tamara keeps jumping in the hot tub and I'm thinking myself, what is she doing? That thing is like three feet deep at best. What is she doing?

So I know. Like her soul. Yeah. So then again, she says, thickest, huddock back. I bought my full throttle fat batch Where did Tamra hear full throttle? You know, where's all this? Why do I have to hear it Charlie's angels? So so then once again now like Vicky's just scowling on the couch like I'm getting here

Be low throttle think about sausage as sausage as sausage as and then Tamar goes and jumps in the hot tub again and she's like, I'm like at Batch. I think I really hurt my butt. I'm at Barking Hat. I mean, pasta, pasta, pasta, pasta. I'm like, you idiot. You are so lucky you got this far without breaking everything else. What are you doing jumping into a hot tub? It's not deep and there are ridges and there's like, there's benches and there's those weird curves. You are the biggest idiot. What are you thinking? It's not deep and there are ridges and there's like there's benches and there's those weird curves like you As big as idiot. What are you thinking? Speed the one part of our bodies that don't have injectables

It's like everything else on the has had ink Yeah, but damper is gonna open a foot filler place. Yeah, she told filler. Do you want how to fat batch? So they're she's sitting in my thoughts. And she's like, I think that I brought my fat batch. Well, I have a some rare. Did you break your fat? What happened here? I think I broke that batch. I don't need to do to make sure that did not happen. Oh, that's a trap on the side. That's a trap on the side of the heart.

You know, when things break, I like to just pretend that I'm breaking all. And just like, you know, keep it going for the next three or four years. And you know, maybe they'll just like automatically be healed without even having to do anything about it. Maybe you'll, hey, Tim, or maybe you should have a, maybe you should like renew your vows with your foot and that will fix your foot. Because it seems like it's something that might work, right? Hey, Timmer, maybe you should have a, maybe you should like, renew your vows with your foot and that will fix your foot. Because it seems like it's something that might work, right?

Hi, give me some advice for your possibly broken foot, Timmer. Next time, I need to think the next time, somebody tells you there's a toilet new relationship going on, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, you have different apartments. Timmer has your foot started drinking

to kill her lately for the first time. Hmm. Hmm. Flashback in this. But so it's the next morning and they're all just struggling along. They're all in matching pajamas that we got them and it's official. Magic pajamas big bad friends.

That's what you tell that to a hospital ward. Tell that to a group of feuding models in a JC Panic catalog. They're not a happy family after all. Tell that twink in the middle of a bunch of prisoners. Yeah, tell that to the cast, the pajama game. Actually, I think they were all good friends. Oh, okay, that's good then. So, Tamer's foot is a fish broken, and she has like, unbelievable, unbelievable.

And basically, Tamer's like, yeah, bitch, I had to take a cab by myself, in the middle of the night, if I had a minute, yeah, that's what, it's all about the match. Oh, they see, we see her in the hospital, it's like, that's, that's, that's, that's, we need 50 CCs of that from here, stop. It's like that's that's

We need 50 cc's of batching here Well, yeah little too much to kill the last night we need bread. Where's the stuff that sucks it up? This is just fruit. Where's the pastry? Archie suddenly Archie, so then they start counting the shots that they took and Alright, so then they start counting the shots that they took and it's like a beautiful mind yeah kind of not really at all. It's just more just like a mind. A standard mind, a standard mind directed by Ron Howard. Well we had like two at the airport. Three at the bar. 3-5. 4-5. 4-5. 4-5. 4-5.

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Poor Tamara. So then we go back to Orange County where Gina is hanging out with her kids. She's like, oh my god, being a mom is a full-time job. Look at my kids running everywhere on discipline, opening doors, closing doors, opening doors, closing doors. Now there's one hanging off the railing of this one on the shower door. Oh my God, it's hard. But you know what?

There are other moms in my community. And so we do play dates together and we drink wine. And that's what we do. How? Being a mom. Yes, what it feels like being a single mom. I'm gonna go, okay. So Tamra and a wheelchair.

Yeah. Great. Thank you, Gina. Gina's life still sucks. So Tamra is in a wheelchair and she's like, I'm not pushing me down to the sad. I'm not pushing me down because they are just about to push her down the stairs,

which you know what God bless them. You know, I've been praying for that for season. I know watch Tamra get pushed down the stairs and the stairs in a wheelchair I mean waiting for yes, I'm waiting for like the end of naked gun when Nordberg goes down the stairs in the wheelchair and flips out That's what I was like really hoping for with Tamra. Yeah, stop teasing me guys. It's not there you guys So she's Vickiicky's like, we could be, we could be a crutch. So, cameras like your hand is in my ass. It's was that. So it's like big at home. So the waiter comes and just looks at the camera again, like really. Yeah. They all on the late. Yeah, they all just like grab Tamer and are like carrying her like a giant Python, you know, like when it's a giant Python and like 10 people have to carry it down somewhere.

They're just like drag there's not really dragging her, but they're they're carrying her awkwardly across the beach and everyone's staring and taking pictures, etc. Which is probably made what made Tamer very excited. Like look at me. Bell at the ball. Bell at the beach ball. I just wrote, um, Tamer rides a donkey to handle the stairs. I feel like I'm going to Potswrap that. It's picky. Uh, so they FaceTime Eddie and she's like, they're all wearing audio speeches, hats. Yeah.

And Eddie's like, sounds like he were drunk as fuck shrug, shrug, shrug, shrug. And she's like, I'm a little polkae toe. Hey, yeah. So then they get into this, they get into this Kelly thing a little bit. And Tim was like, oh my God, you just screamed that Shannon was naked. No, one of Kelly is mad at you. Like what? So then Vicki's like, well, I did hooked about a friend with interested back. Also, I had a barbecue. they both came and they shaved up.

I said, you know, I said, don't take others. So I didn't wish notice that her story has already changed. Yeah. Now her friend was interested in Michael before the barbecue. So she had one and invited them both over. Vicki, God damn. And he would think with this much practice being a liar, she'd get it right at least once. Yeah. And he told her not to say anything and then

i think it was here that or maybe was later or earlier but i don't remember but i think it was here like you know he was you know what like you know he's lonely like we got one seeing him more he had no one to you know it doesn't to be with you no one to play golf with you know open salsa jars with so we had to hang out with him we just had to you you know and like why should we choose sides i, he wanted his marriage to work. She didn't. So lots of loaded comments in that. And also, like, just because Michael's lonely, well, he can find new friends. Yeah. And so they try and explain it to her,

exactly, you know, because they're supposed to be friends again. So Tamara says, I feel like it's a hurt because you know, maybe like you guys used to double dating stuff. And she's like, no, pisses me off. She could yell at me, be rude to be. It's like, it's all Kelly all the time, all the back, Kelly all the time. And Shannon says, well, me and David and Drenn won't never be back together again either. And it's done, that it hurts. And if one of your best friends is going to your breakup, you know, set them up, Bikki. I'm trying to say, ow, ow, it's hurting, it's hurting, ow. So here's what you say. You say, listen, I'm sorry I made up cancer and breast, I just wanted to cast roll.

Try that one again, Bikki. Okay, I will say that. I will say that. I will say, I forgive you if you just put exit a ditch Mix it with something and cook it. Okay, and then I'll be on macaroney. Whatever you want And that's pretty much it another useless apology from Vicki. It doesn't look like it's gonna work though Which I love so my Pretty what are your predictions here? I predict that obviously this fight will keep going and I predict that Tamara is gonna turn on Shannon again this year

Yeah, I mean, I think the I think the fight is definitely gonna keep going because I think Kelly still is talking She I think she was not watching happens live this week and was still talking to you about about that biggie So you know, it'll keep going you know the way this seems to so as as they do here. Well everybody Thank you so much. What are you doing? Oh, is there more? Yeah, there's a whole other segment. Oh, okay, let's do it. Oh, did you, did your thing cut off again? I don't know. Do it. No, I have it all here. I have it all here. Oh, God. Oh, God. Totally got it. Oh, how do we prepare for this? Oh, I'm scared. So now it's nighttime. Now, so basically the beach, the beach day is over. So now it's nighttime. So basically the beach day is over.

And now it's nighttime. And Shannon has arranged tequila tasting. And they were going to do like a big fun, like girls dinner, tequila tasting, et cetera. But Tamara has been on painkillers. And so we see a shot of Tamara just at dinner just pass out. Be like, best, best, best, best, best, best, best, best, best, Tamra has been on painkillers and so we see a shot of Tamra just at dinner just pass out be like You know how dogs are running their sleep like their posemethe she's just got like two middle fingers like looking like they're cycling a bicycle in her sleep

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the tequila and Shannon's face. Sometimes Shannon gets a face like a bird, like an adorable bird that's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, look at that tequila. She was very excited. And she's like, is there a limo? Wah! Wah!

So I at least know. Ah! Ah! Yeah, because they start with the, I forget, they start with the basic tequila. So she's like, ah! Wah! Wah!

Woo! Basic. Sousa jazz. Sousa jazz. So then they go to the next tequila. And she's like, oh, it, wow. Be like, I did, sausage, sausage, sausage. So then they go to the next tequila. And she's like, oh, it's smoother. Oh, just like how things were after we renewed our vows.

A little smoother. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, it's a little smoother, like when we went through that role playing ceremony. And they've got to pretend I was dead for 10 minutes. Ha, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh, oh, oh, oh! 30 to 40 negative thoughts about this tequila, which is better, because the last one was that 50 to 60.

So, um, then finally they get to the last one. I don't know why I'm giving every single detail, but every, like, I'm giving the tazy notes. Oh, this one's good. Nice finish. Nice finish. Unlike my marriage, David. So, so now she's just like drunk and she's just like oh wait oh Vista social club she's like why do you have to yell why do you have to yell when you speak Spanish

I don't have to yell when I say tacos okay calm down I'm done so I least don't talk out so I eat you all up! All up! She's yelling herself into a nervous breakdown. She's yelled this entire episode. Yeah, the entire time. So then finally, like after all, like the tequila guys leave, then the drunkiness, the happy drunkiness leaves to... Hark to hark, drunk, drunkiness. Because, huh, oh man, who'd have thought, you know, four years ago, I wouldn't have said the key love

because it was David's new drink. And David and his mistress were drinking the key love together. It was sort of their thing. I know it. He never used to drink the key love, and now he does. And he did. I still can't eat fish tacos, though. So she is, she, it it's actually very sad and emotional

because she starts really crying because she's like, you know, we were together for 17 years and within like months, like mere months of breaking up, he's found someone else, like it's just been replaced really quickly and it really, really hurt. But she's like. Actually, it was like while you were still together

but I'm sleepy, I'm sleeping. I'm not getting a bit of a I'm not getting a bit of a I'm not gonna say anything I'm not getting a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a So um so then so then the Shannon vicki years were sloppy and bonding and you know like who'd have thought we're back at the same hotel again The four years ago, she's like you know what the nicest thing was When we're in in the in the airport, I was saying goodbye the kids they was when we're in the airport. I was hangin' behind the kids and they're like, we're so happy that you're getting to see Auntie Vicki. And they're calling you Auntie again and it's nice.

And so it was nice. That is nice and now they're calling me a bitch. They call me Poo-Ton, you auntie. What the hell? And so, you know, it's more of that like we've been through hard times but I love the, I always mind the best few. I only want to but it was good for you. I just said I want, I just want to back. And then they're like, they're like kissing and their hampers are touching. Yeah, we do this. How do we do this? But it was like actually a really nice moment. It

was like Vicki and Shannon are finally back together Don't be me to be okay. Don't be be to be to be the more tibre Don't be be to be to be to be for test if I open five jars of size Piss No, they miss all of them It's really really good to be friends with you to get shattered better I'm good to do the full throttle test for timbers said if you okay I'm going to do the full throttle test with Tabris said, okay. Kodo, Kodo, I'm sure it's going to jump.

Yeah, yeah. And that was it. And at the end of the day, David, let's just buy who dumped me. Oh, real housewives of Orange County. Yeah, this was, um, I guess I'm buying it. I guess I'm buying it by the end. I'm willing to buy it also. And look, I don't even have to buy it. I get it for free on TV. And it's really fun to watch. I have to say it's a lot more fun to watch than just Tamra and Vicki sitting on a couch to rest being like, so, but should we do now, Bob, by ignoring everybody else's parties? We don't want to see if we

can catch. Yeah, I agree. I think it's, you know, you know, I mean, we'll see how the whole season goes because I don't know what's up with the two new girls I'm hoping that we're like gearing up that they're just sort of on the sideline at the moment while we sort of like recalibrate this relationship with these three women, but now that that seems to be cemented, I feel like the season is going to sort of like kick into proper high gear. Hopefully. Hopefully. Yeah, well, this was a really good episode. So that was good because when the first scene of a season starts with Tamra crying and like getting a pity idiot, even though a pity idiot. Yeah, that's what it is. Slips, even though it was deserved,

I have a bad feeling towards the season, but so far, I mean, it's been really good. I've been enjoying it. So there you go. Yeah, there we go. Well, everyone spoke, just don't put kitchens in boutiques, okay? It's so weird.

So that must be a California thing, huh? You know what? I've a kid. You know you had a bad kid before? Yeah, kid. It's crazy. So tomorrow we're back with some below-deck Mediterranean, so everyone gets out of for that because that show is awesome. And until then, you guys, thank you so much. Be sure to check out our bonus episode on Patreon. It is now officially up where we talk about just for laughs. These are part one of the bonus. We'll do the second part next week. Super.

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