Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Mothers, Children, and Tiny Cars

Episode Date: November 12, 2020

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County, we catch most of the women struggling with various challenges of motherhood. And also a tiny Ferrari. Yes, it's a "Serious" episode, but there are some noteworthy moments: the debut of Gina's ex Matt as well as the return of Lizzy! Fun!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Hello Ben. How are you? Are you excited for tonight? Because tonight is the show. I am so excited. I'm so excited after this. I'm going to shave, and I'm going to take a shower, which is, you know, that's big news in my life during this corona time. I got a ring light.

So normally I'm lit by my IKEA lamp and it's low low-loom in Light bulb, but now there's a ring light so hopefully I'll have a nice glow about me because by the way What we're talking about is tonight where you have our big virtual live show like our first really truly big one And it's gonna be at 9 p.m. On the East Coast and 6 p.m. on the West Coast. And it's, we are recapping last night's series premiere of the Real Housewives of Salt Like City. We also have a special guest at the top of the show. It's going to be super fun. You can buy your tickets now, only a few hours left before this all starts. And it's going to be

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but we always really, really enjoy when we can have do something with the crap and speeds. When we can all come together from wherever we are across the country right now and like put all the crap that's going on in the world and in 2020 to the side and we can just like all be together, all share this thing that we love, which is making fun of dumb people on Bravo.

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So it's going to be so fun. Yeah, good times. We're excited. We will see you tonight. And if you don't catch it tonight, you can watch it for the next couple of days with a ticket. And now it's Real Housewives of Orange County. My hand! New hand! New hand! New hand!

I'll tell you what's hip. Cornhole. The episode. Cornhole. Lots of holes. There's cornhole and then they show yoga butts. They show people doing yoga. It's a very whole centric episode. But it's not. It's real house house. You know what's good about the Real Housewives of Orange County. You get to have different perspectives. You get to know what it's like to be someone else. So for example, have you

ever wondered what it must be like to be a Cornhole board? Do you ever wonder what it's like to have a bean bag just around right at your face? Well, I mean, some of us have had that happen, but this episode opens with the camera inside the Cornhole. It's very exciting. Yes. And they're getting really crazy with their artistry in this opening part because they do the close-up of that. Then we get a super close up of yoga butts and then the camera is right behind a man's calf as he

rides a bike. It's really weird and it just focuses on that. And then we see the PCH freeway sign. Yeah, go across the screen. And it's like green screened or something. Yeah, they actually had to superimpose it. Like someone had to go there and like, key out all the background. I was like, wow, this is like, did someone call industrial light and magic? Because this is a special effect. ET flies across the street and on a bike.

A dinosaur just like runs through. Oh gosh, there's someone at my door. Of course there's someone at my door. I don't know if that's all, well they're just gonna have to deal with it. I don't know, they're gonna have to. Yeah, that's what happens when nobody's home, okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Leave the package at the doorstep. Did you leave? No, I'm here. Yeah, I've listened. So close up of Buddy and Fisker Emily's cats. She's like, oh, I hate cleaning the litter box. And then Emily is like, oh, you really poop a lot for a cat. And then she's taking the cat poop and she's like scooping it into a little bit on that.

Not an actual loop of time bag, but like a paper bag that you would get a few going. Yeah, the paper bag. To get like, Josh Geeds from the loop of time bag, but like a paper bag that you would get a few going the paper bag to get like Josh kids from the Weep of time So then Emily and Gina are facetiming and Emily's like, where are you? It looks like Costco. It's like even better warm I do not watch this show to see people going to fucking Walmart. Okay casting we like, did I accidentally tune into TLC? Like, hello, this is Bravo. This is Bravo.

It is very TLC. And Gina's the new musical guest, because she's got like a big baseball cap from the early 90s kind of sideways. Yeah. I don't know what's happening with Gina, but I needed to stop, okay? She's very nice.

She's going through her rough time to have her do it on TLC. Okay. This, her brand on TLC, okay? This, her brand is TLC. This is Bravo. I think we need, well, we need a Susie Fogelsen, formerly of the Food Network and Food Network star to sit down with Gina and say, Gina, we love what you're doing here.

We feel like you're really not our brand anymore. And then just like Senator TLC. Yeah. So Emily's like, I didn't know there was anything better than Costco. Oh yeah, you're right, Costco, they feed you. Ha ha ha. And you can get it a good hot dog and soda for $1.50.

Yeah. So Emily's like, well, Bronwyn came to Kelly's house when I was hanging out over there. And I have never felt compassion for her like I did that moment. Now, of course, when she said she was going through alcoholism zero compassion. Or when she said she wasn't really sure

that she was feeling up to anything, no compassion at all. But then when she admitted that she judged you meanly, I've really felt compassion. Yeah, I was like, okay, I was like, what about, I'm just like, now you feel like a passion, the poor woman is like, like going through like the growing pains of sobriety. So then Gina's like, well, that's nice, but she's got to learn to stand up without shwan. I was like, what, brum, I don't feel like brumman is like the poster child of someone who needs Sean to fight her

fights. I think like Sean defended her after she left, but I don't think it's like, it's like, oh my god, Bronwyn never fights unless Sean's there. I don't know. I thought that was irrational, Gina. Yeah, but she's still mad that Sean got in her face at that party. And Emily's like, well, I think that Sean's a really great guy and a good dad, but why isn't he having some sort of intervention with his wife?

You start with different terminology. No, seriously. What is going on with Emily? I know. New hip. She says it right in the opening credits, Ronnie. So, Gina's like, well, you know what, I'm still having emotional responses from what I went through. And of course, what I'm talking about is finding a parking spot outside Walmart. It was really hot. And now having someone picking on me and coming at me is like, it's not okay. Okay. So cool. It's an all personal. She goes, yeah, because I'm exposing truth. She doesn't want to deal with. And Emily's like, yeah, I mean, like she even said that she didn't like me last year,

because I called her out on her drinking. So. And she was like, yeah, obviously she has a hard time having a relationship with people who want just going to say, oh, you're fine, you're funny. Hold on one second. Oh, sorry, I just got trampled by an early black Friday crowd. Okay, I'm back. I don't like inauthentic people. Like, well, you're on the wrong show for that. Yeah. You live in Newport now. So you're in the wrong county and the wrong TV show. So, so Tina's like, and Saturday, like a Valoranol, will what's even the point of that like I don't I don't want to have a fish fighting a Oh, no, she's talking about the a a date. I don't want to have a fist fighting a No, so she's like I mean, I'll just get it out here in Walmart. Okay. I'll just get it out of my system here

so then we go over to Brahman's house and Sean and their son Jacob are running upstairs and a stylist has come down to Orange County with a bunch of drag outfits because Jacob is doubling in drag, which is really, really exciting for him. And he apparently at Christmas, he asked for heels, which was sort of the way he broke this to his family. And, and, and, Bronwyn tells us that ever since he was a baby, he loved fashion and he would wear dresses and stroll around and target and,

and dresses and stuff like that. So, yeah. And so he goes to get changed and she's like, I asked him, what does this mean to you? Is it patch and tree? Is it gender? And he said, I don't know. I mean, what he does know is he has,

he has a family that loves him the way he is, which I think is great. But if you're gonna do drag, a part of the fun of drag is making your shit. Mm, not having your mom buy you gorgeous things and having a stylist, okay? Drag is not having a stylist. That's a very good form. You better get in a fucking glue gun and some scissors.

Okay. If you want... It feels like a fairy tale, right? Like, he thought he was the drag queen, but then the wicked witch comes along and then he's like expelled to, I don't know, like Bakersfield where he has no access to his mom's wealth and must make his drag costumes by whatever he's got to do. Something like that. You better get Jacob used to crafting. Okay, this is drag, lady.

There we go. That's a good note, Ronnie. That's a good note. Well, it's part of the fun. It's the creativity of it, you know? So anyway, she buys him all, or she has a bunch of gorgeous outfits for him to try on. And so he does like a little fashion show for them. And he tells us, by the way, very pretty with a full face of makeup. gorgeous outfits for him to try on. And so he does like a little fashion show for them. And he tells us, by the way, very pretty with a full face of makeup. He gives his own little testimony.

And he has amazing hair. I'm session. Like he has, I mean, his hair is great. He's like, he's gonna have so much fun without hair. Yeah, I mean, he looks really pretty. And he's like, well, I wanna do drag because it's kind of therapy. Like he's very much part of this family.

This family is like super wanting everything on camera at all times like they really put everything out and there are reality family So I mean go for it, but he's very like you he seems like he's been sitting in this chair in his mind for a long time Because he's like, you know It unlocks a different part of yourself that makes you stronger and I had a incredibly bad depression and drag really pulled me of yourself that makes you stronger. And at an incredibly bad depression and drag really pulled me out of that, you know? I'm like, wow, you are really built. This whole family is built for the tally.

Yeah, Jacob is like, yeah, you know, it's just it, it makes you stronger and more aware of who you are. And you know, in those moments, when you're wearing a dress and you're all dressed up and everything, you can forget that you live in Orange County. Yeah, you forget the struggles of living in a rented house, you know? Really changed the name.

You forget that you live in this county that is. Someday, so he is like, my favorite part about this is watching Sean trying to be cool, Dad. You reminded me of in Love Simon. It's a love Simon, right? Dear Simon, Love Simon, whatever it is. Yeah. What is that wonderful little movie, that teen movie?

Mm. That's now a TV show. Either way, Love Simon, Dear Simon, whatever Simon. Josh D'Mell plays Simon's dad. Hello, hot dad. And Josh D'Mell's trying to be like like Like cool with Simon like Simon's gay like a teenager is like trying to like be like cool dad with it And Sean is so that dad. He's like he's like cool fierce You know, he doesn't say it be yours, but he has that energy at a one point

Bronwyn says to Jacob she goes, you know what some hair and makeup you're gonna be the prettiest princess and then everyone goes No, the baddest queen and then Sean goes, baddest queen, baddest queen, yes, yes queen, yes baddest queen fierce. Yes baddest queen. I grew up in the wrong decade, I'll tell you that. I mean if I grew up in this decade, wow, just imagine what I'd be at this point. I love it, I'm jealous. I'm actually jealous that Jacob is growing up in this decade.

So we know it's gonna be super dramatic now because it's silence on the beach. It's the big little lies part. It's like crashing waves. There will be no closeups of cornhole for the scene. The only sign that you're going to see superimposed with an industrial and lightened magic budget is going to be a sign that says, do not enter because there's emotional entanglements ahead. Yes. So Gina goes to her lawyer, Mike. And he's like, he's like, my sister, she is like, always nice to see you, my.

So three months until she gets her driver's license back from her DUI and they're talking about that and how Travis has to drive her everywhere and how she had to do for all this community service of shoveling animal shit around. She's like, that's no big deal. I've been shoveling shit for like three years because I got kids, you know. And it becomes a very serious scene about the domestic violence that she endured with Matt last year. And that there's a law called Marci's Law where part of that is, you know, victims or survivors of domestic abuse and violence can make a statement sort of detailing the impact that the violence had in their life. And so she's presented with this opportunity to make this statement.

Yeah, and she's like, you know, it's hard because I feel so bad, but you know, it just feels like so long ago. Basically, she's worried that she's getting along really well with Matt now and that to dredge all that up again and make him, you know, sit through that in court or whatever is going to make it worse. And Mike's like, well, it might help him in the long run. And she, you know, that's a... Yeah, she's basically scared to do it because she's like, the situation's good now, which is also like, it's fucked up because it's like, he's in a certain way

Matt is still calling the shots. So that's, you know, it's like, okay, that's, you know, that's, I felt for her in that situation. Yeah, so. Yeah, because that's tough because she's got the guilt of like, what is this gonna do to the kids and blah, blah, blah, but guess what?

He did that. Yeah, okay, not you. And this episode is all about what is the, what are the scars that parents leave on children? Cause now we go over to Shannon and she's sitting there with Sophie who's getting ready to go to Baylor Baylor Baylor College.

So excited Baylor, what is it? Baylor Baylor, that's, I'll tell you one thing. That's a word that we will never be used to describe Shannon Stormsbidore because I do not bail on anything. Do you want to know the original Baylor? It was your father! Uh, top Texas Christian university, Baylor! Um, so yeah, she's getting her cowboy boots ready to go and so if he's like if I don't come back with this southern accent

I'm gonna be so mad mom and Shannon's like how she's gonna be so Texas. She's already talking about Oh Hey Sophie give me a little yeha and Sophie is like yeha and she's like ha ha oh my god we have such a happy life together wow mother and daughter best friends oh god so happy um so ha ha happy oh yes everything's great yeah when she when she gives her the yeha shaman throws back her head and just guffaws. Like, isn't everything wonderful in my life? So then let's talk about this book you're writing, Sophie. The book she started last year about being

from a family of divorce. And Sophie's like, well, I have to meet with publishing companies and Shannon's like, oh, can't wait to read that. Can't wait to the abusive chip eating section where your father hurt me with slowly eating potato chips in my face. You're including that right? Now I just want to remind you that I did have a very size of a laugh when you did the yeehaw so I'm not asking for a favorable representation in

your book but I do want to show that I support all your comedy as a as a good parent would. So there's that Sophie just more for that. So then we get to another sad scene which is Shannon crying because she's like you know I'm worried that when you get older you're gonna hate me because my parents got divorced and they were always screaming or they were always screaming and fighting. I don't know if they got divorced but she's like they were always screaming and fighting each other and I know the effect that had on me. And Adelaide said that she used to hide her head, you know, just to hide all of this away.

And Stella told her, you know, you're gonna get older and realize what you did to me. And she's like, crying, you know, obviously. And she's like, so I know this had a negative impact. So don't be, you know, she's like, I can't wait to read it. She's like, I'm just worried that I'm passing my reactiveness onto my kids. I'm like, uh Yeah, the gap. I think you probably have so

So she's like, so what's the name of this book is it gonna be called how my mom fucked me up? On account of her cheating husband Ha ha ha. We moved on with someone else and they take naked photos of each other on Instagram. Ha! You can fit that all in there on the cover. Are you gonna call it? My dad has Mr. Furley here now? Ha ha!

Yeah, I would be good. Are you gonna call it? My mom would have been happier if my father sat eating potato chips in her face. Yeah. And Sophie says it's gonna be called how I weathered the Shannon storms be to. And then she doesn't laugh. I was like, I thought she was like laugh, but she's like, and she just, she just looks at the camera very solemnly like, no, that's not the name. So Shannon's like, oh, look at my new ring that I got from John. She's like, oh, is that for

Valentine's Day? Sophie Shannon asks if she's comfortable around John. She's like, oh, is that for Valentine's Day? And then Sophie Shannon asks if she's comfortable around John. She's like, yeah, I mean, he's nice. And then Sophie tells us, you know, it doesn't really matter who she's dating, but like I think my mom needs someone who can support her emotionally and financially.

And I just don't think that John can do both of those things. It's not really my business. Yeah, wow, I wonder which is the one that's lacking. Well, we know he's very supportive, so he must be poor or something. He's got to be poor. He's got to be poor. He's way too invested into Shannon's lemon business. So yeah.

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She's like, ew! Gross! No! Ew! She doesn't want it. I'm like, I don't want to have to do school all over again. And then we see a clip of her trying to teach it map that's your lead. Education can be a bitch.

So the lady, one of the dress ladies is like, so I hear you're renewing your vows. And bruh was like, yeah, because when I got married, I was pregnant. So I didn't get to do it that. And so, you know, we've been through ups and downs. And I just wanted to have this moment because I really never got to have this moment. The lady was like, wow. There's like, so I was just making some small talk, I guess. So, she really is.

She's like, I really am not asking. She's like, let me just focus on to Kelly Dodd. So what about you? And she's like, it's my third wedding. Oh, she goes, oh, wow. This small talk is not going well today. So Bronwyn starts trying on dresses. And she's really positive.

She's like, oh my god, love everything about this dress. I don't like the bottom of it, though. That's stuff on it. That's stupid. It's like, what's going on? She's like, stop talking about the train! Oh my gosh. I have a daughter!

So then she puts on another dress check. Oh my god, I love this one. No, you can see her panties! Ehh! I don't like flowers with people's hair. It's stupid. It's stupid. You're all dorks.

Why are you so for dorks? Kelly is a nightmare monster of a human being of a zombie zone. I quit each episode, she just gets worse. I hate that I'm laughing so much at what she's saying this season. I was like, I'm like, oh my, I'm like, Orange County, this is gonna be, this is gonna be a real struggle. And so far, I'm like, I really like the season,

and Kelly's making me laugh. This is not right, this is not right. Yeah, she's like a villain that at least makes you laugh, you know. And so Bronwyn's like, you want to try this Kelly? No! She's like, well, I could see you wearing this with a flower in your hair. She's like, far in your dome! So so then Bronwyn's telling the store girl,

because the woman who works there is asking about asking about what about the kids, what they're gonna wear, and she says that Jacob's gonna be wearing a dress to the renewals, and she's like, is that for attention? And not Kelly, Jesus. Kelly's like, is he just doing drag for attention? Because he told me he's not transgender and he's not gay, so what is it? I mean, while says anyone else do drag on these shows, I mean everyone here is in drag. So Bronwyn is like, I'm, oh, I wasn't saying that he's doing it for attention.

I was just making a joke about the real housewives being like drag queens. Anyway, got away from me. So Bronwyn says she's like, well, you know, his decisions, you know, his decisions are going to make people hate him without even meeting him And it really freaks her out, but like if he stands in his truth, he's gonna like he'll be okay And that he's gonna be a role model and help so many people, you know She's like having this like very inspirational moment and Kelly's like do you wanna get a drink? Kelly, Jesus Christ She's the worst.

And Bronwyn's like not even a little bit, Kelly. Go ahead, Quina! Quina! So then Elizabeth, everybody's just gonna have the saddest fucking scenes today, okay? So now let's go to Elizabeth's house. She's hanging with her nieces and her mom. Well, I guess it's all in town at all times.

What are they going home? So they're hanging out with Cassandra, who is her sister's daughter. And Cassandra's like, do you have a mall here? And this is like, do we have a mall? Does the cow poop in the forest? What is that, mom? Cow's poop in the forest. It's not a cow.

It's a bear. It's a bear. It's a bear. Okay. The cow's pooping. The cow's pooping swimming pools.'s a bear. It's a bear. Okay. The cows poop and the cows poop and swimming pools Where the boy the bears poop? That's what I want to know if cows gonna poop and swim pool where's pool? I'm not doing this with you again Beas poop in the forest cows poop in the field get your metaphor straight

So Get your metaphor straight. Hehehehehehe Um, so... Elizabeth tells us that the children, you know, her children are her nieces and nephews because they fulfill that maternal instinct and... I said I'm up with a million dollar truss, but they don't know that yeah, but I did. I don't get my million dollars, each of them. I'm rich! I'm rich as hell, I'll tell you. They don't know it yet because I don't want them to murder me. Just kidding, just kidding.

Just kidding, I'll comedy, a little comedy shows from the old days, the cap ready. Okay. So she goes out on the balcony with her mom to talk privately. And they talk about her sister because apparently her sister ran away from rehab or something. I don't know, it's like she's, because she started doing heroin at 14 and has been basically struggling with drugs all her life and now she's 40 years old. And I felt, I mean, I obviously felt terrible for the daughter.

I also felt bad for the mom, because the mom's basically like, I've spent so many years in my life dealing with this crap. Like, she's like, basically like, I want to enjoy life. And she just can't because her daughter is in the throes of addiction. Yeah. And Elizabeth's like, how could she choose this mama? How could she choose it?

And the mom's like, yeah, I've spent, I've dealt with enough of her crap. You know, I've had it. And Elizabeth is really upset. And she's like, everyone asks me like, how I have all this money and I can't help my sister. And the mom is like, well, money doesn't help, you know.

She is where she is, because that's where she wants to be. And you know, you're class. Money can't, oh, are we not talking about class here? Oh, I'm so sorry, so sorry. I'll see my way out. So this is like a sensitive conversation about addiction because, you know, it's like, you know, it's a disease. So it's like, you don't choose it. Yeah, that's why I thought it was weird about it. I think I'm saying, why would she choose this? Why would she choose this? I'm like, I

don't know if she really has that much control over the situation. Yeah, but then the family get so upset because it is a lot for them to deal with you know It's a lot for your family to deal with it's just really rough all the way around, you know And so Liz is crying and she's like I just hope we can play dress up with again because I save all of my clothes for her And she starts crying and I'm like wow this is the funnest episode I've ever seen of this show Everyone is having just a lot of pride in this episode. So now Gina goes to... Now it's like another scene at Elizabeth's house.

So Gina shows up and she knocks on the door and I was like, Hey, you're welcome to my house. Don't walk through that door. You can't because guess what? Only at the top of it's open. It's a Dutch door. It's a Dutch door. How about that?

How about that? And then Shannon comes over and she does it again. She's like, well, it's not door. Not fun, not hilarious. And Shannon is like, oh, yeah. I just saw a sign that says enter at your own risk. So Shannon, who would never call someone's house sad or depressing is like enters this house with the most juggie eyes of all times. Like, oh, oh, I see that your door opens only halfway a little bit. Huh? Well, that's nice. That's a nice touch there. Oh, and you have a garage. Oh, is there,

is there a Ferrari? There a Ferrari? Oh, and Elizabeth's like, no, but I'll think about Boniforour. I was like, oh, well, my mom had a Ferrari growing up, so. Well, I'm going to buy Ferrari and put my paint to side of it, and then I'm going borrow her, she's like, oh well, my mom had a Ferrari growing up, so. No, I'm not. Well, I'm gonna buy a Ferrari and put my paint aside of it, and then I'm gonna give it away to a poor person. And Shannon's like, nice. Shannon gets a really tight joke or smile on her face as she looks around the house. And she goes, this neighborhood, and Elizabeth's like, you lived right down the street, right?

She's, oh yes, at the end, we didn't have boardwalk we just had grass so like oh one of the boozey places huh and Gina's cracking up she said I guess it's like that saying you know the grass is always greener I guess it technically is always greener if you don't have grass to begin with but we had grass we had grass yes yeah that could all say the grass is always greener when you're the richer person on the block I win the grass is always when it receives the the runoff of the water that was used to wash the Ferrari. Yes The Ferrari is paint on it. There was gonna go to a poor person. Mars was no the more expensive Ferrari Yeah, it's a green Ferrari. It's just called the grass model and she was like this is a good part of living in Orange County watching the primal part of

them come out like who has the bigger Ferrari and the bigger beat chowse. I think there's gonna be a match to see who's the richest bitch in Newport. And then um, I was a bit like okay everyone. We got salmon, who we got white fish and we got chicken. And Shannon goes, go. You got that at the market? Like where else would you have gotten the white fish and salmon to get in? Shannon? Well, she went and she fished, she got the salmon and the white fish from the ocean and just

went into the countryside and picked up chicken for herself. Well, look here, this is my patio, she has, oh wow. A patio, I'm a public sidewalk. How nice for you. It's like, well, I've got Brock Laney and a super food salad. And she's got it. She's got the stickers put on the plates. And I'm guessing it's for labeling, you know, so you would know what you're eating or whatever. But she's running, she goes, oh, oh well she's put out a very nice spread all with the price tags on it. So we know how many pounds she bought and how much it costs.

That's something to think about while we sit here and have our skin pulled right by UV rays on her patio. Not the kind of luncheon I would throw, but if her effort, whatever your name is, lady on the poor side of the street, okay. You skinny bitches, will you just eat my lunch already? I want a pavilions for this. So um, Shannon's like, well, I don't know about skinny, but I'm probably a bitch. And I'm just a bit like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Let's just like oh

You that's funny that's some funny stuff. Share but the world so Liz been talking about how she thinks that Gina should be more sensitive to Bronwyn and because Gina's saying how she declined the invitation to go to the Valoranul in Palm Springs and Shannon of course is all, she's all in a fustil because she's still mad about being called a liar and she also feels like she's in this position where she doesn't really wanna go,

but you know, Brom and invited all the kids and the kids are excited to go. So now she's like, I, she's like, well I don't wanna look like a dumbass and be like, well I got into a girl fight so therefore I can't go. So, you know, what else is there to do? But just to load up on white fish and salmon and I know exactly how much I will be doing

because of these handy labels here. Ah, ah, ah, how many cars is that? Yeah, and she's like, I don't know what Prond went expecting, but you called me a buyer. So, time will tell, but the liar story has to stop. And then Gina starts talking about her day with the lawyer and you know the domestic violence stuff in the Marcie's Law and giving the speech and all that stuff. And she's crying you know because it's really upsetting and she's talking about how it's seen as birthday and she invited him to come and she's gonna put a smile on her face and

you know take that picture but it's really hard to go through all of that and she's like you know I you know I got to deal with it eventually and I'm not very good at dealing with things you know like you Shannon you're very good at dealing with things. If it's hiding the Bluetooth remote control for the Bluetooth chandelier, so David can't ride it up and have while he's judging me with potato chips to this mouth then. Ah, yes.

Yes, I am. I mean, I haven't seen that I'm good at dealing with things. I mean, sure, do I, do I, do I know how to water my lawn? So it gets extra green, you know, compared to a area that's just pure boardwalk? Yes, perhaps that. Perhaps that. But like, I mean, no, no, no, I'm not going to kill him with things at all. Of course not. So then Shanna starts talking about Sophie's book, you know, and how that's

been upsetting her because she's like, oh my god, now I'm going to see how much I affected my own kids, you know, from things I was affected by with my parents and Elizabeth's like well, do you think her writing and getting involved with feelings? You know she wants to stop the pattern now. Here's what I would suggest Put it to music set on the piano and serve some dinner at the same time We'll call it mommy ruined me a new copyright special Elizabeth's theater So then they talk about how they just hope their daughters end this stronger. And then we see fancy cars speeding. Super douchey cars speeding all around.

And this another Elizabeth. It just goes from Elizabeth scene to Elizabeth scene to Elizabeth scene in this episode. And Kellyanne Shannon, are Elizabeth's at like a some sort of car dealership sort of place. It's not really. It's like a seen too, Elizabeth's a game this episode. And Kellyanne Shannon, Elizabeth is at like a some sort of card dealership sort of place. It's not really, it's like a private dealership. And Kellyanne Shannon are driving on route. And once again, we're getting just little touches of coronavirus.

The producers are really funny the way they are introducing this into the season. So we have a discussion between Kellyanne Shannon and Kellyanne Kelly is like, coronavirus is not like the super flu. You know they say, don't touch your face. Don't touch your face. Hey, hey stupid, don't touch your face. Stop touching your face, stupid. Stop touching your face. I was like expecting Kelly to like grab Shannon's hand, just start slapping her face. Stop touching your face, stupid. Stop touching your face, stupid.

Yeah, she would. And Shannon's like, come on, that's too bad because I touched my face. I have the time trying to get my eye It's not such a face to be like, crudaline. Yeah, she would. And Shannon's like, come on, that's too bad because I touched my face. I'll have the time trying to get my eye on her right, her, whatever. And so they go to this Ferrari dealer, and it's called Classy, but it's spelled K-L-A-S-S-E. Just so o-c.

That is, that is actually very classy. Touched my face. Oh, yeah. Sometimes I touch my face just to know if I can still feel. Yeah, yep, still feeling So they go in and Liz Elizabeth's talking to the guy and she's like, oh, I don't deserve a divorced car I'm buying a mid-life crisis car It's new porn. I never would have a mid-life crisis car Kelly is I don't and then it cuts to Kelly's G wagon

Early expensive ass G-Wagon. So now they're like looking at cars and channels like, she already has like pre-coronavirus symptoms, although she actually does eventually have it for real. But of course she's just like coughing around. And which is now I think, by the way, hearing people cough now, it's like an immense trigger for all of America.

So that was so rude of the producers to put that in. So then Elizabeth's like, she has the judgey virus. Like she hates Liz. She hates one of the rest. And she's like, yeah. And she has to sit here through another scene about how much money Liz has. Even though it's the typical housewives season one trope, let's the new housewife. Let's watch her get a really expensive car. I know. And Elizabeth talks like she's from some sort of like movie from the 50s.

She's like, oh, look at this car. Start her up. Does she perl like a kitty cat? Cars turn me on. Maybe I'm substituting for something I'm not getting in real life. Not what Jimmy was faster like a car. Did you get that?

Something was faster. Man, I never was more horny than I watch cars to you by Pixar. Wow. You got a stick shift here. I could do a stick shift. Oh, radiator springs now. That's what I call a sex palace. So they start talking about Palm Springs and Elizabeth's like, we should drive this, this, this, this raw, oh no, Cali goes, we should drive this Rory about Palm Springs and Elizabeth's like we should drive this this raw. Oh, no, Kelly goes We should drive this Rory to Palm Springs Yeah, and so Liz asked Shannon if she's going and Shannon's like well my my kids are going So I don't know my kids are I'll just so I'll let that one trail off

So I'll just say they get my my kids are going in Should I call for emphasis I get my kids are going in. Should I call for emphasis? And Elizabeth's like, well, I think we should support her. And Kelly's like, oh, we support her. I just asked her out for a drink. Oh, and I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, too. I support her too. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I No. So it's like, well, we should make a little bit of an effort

probably. And Kelly's like, no, I'm not a quitter. Oh, God. Wow. So Elizabeth is disappointed in Kelly's behavior because Brahman reminds Elizabeth of her sister and, you know, obviously, we know those issues there. So she doesn't like Kelly's reaction. But enough of that because now it's time to drive these cars. So Kelly gets in the Ferrari with Elizabeth and Elizabeth is like, here we go. And Kelly's like, I don't have to hold it. You got to love Kelly. She wants to help it in a car with the roof on it, but wouldn't put her helmet on when they went dune-backing. Or wear a mask.

So Kelly. Or wear a mask. It's fair and fair for me to not have a something to have to protect me. Something to protect me, I guess I get into the situation I might potentially kill me, but not a mask. So Shannon's left alone, which she's not really happy about. She gives them a tight smile. Like, have fun in that car while I stand here like an idiot. And so they're off driving and the guys bring around a car for Shannon. They're like yeah we've got a surprise for you. I was a stupid car. I just know it. And I was expecting as you'd be

just another sports car for her and the guy comes around the corner in this tiny little like Ferrari Mario Kart thing. She just comes spewing around the corner. And Shannon's looking at it like, well, I don't know if I appreciate this tiny car because what's that they say about tiny cars? Tiny cars, big waistlines, it makes you look, this car make me look big because I just got down to my goal size. So she gets in it and has like a wacky shan and scenes. And she tells us, I see flashy cars like flash. Look at me. Look at my big penis driving this car. I do not need a big penis or a big vagina. Guys, oh, nobody wants a big vagina. Oh, she's like driving and she's like, guys, I can't stop this. I can't stop I know but he wants to pick for China

And then she's like driving and she's like guys like I can't stop this. I can't stop you Better get over here. I can't stop. I can't stop guys. I can't stop it. Bowser through a show of me guys. I gotta get up There's a show there's a show So Kelly and Liz Elizabeth come back and Kelly's like I say bye that bad boy. Yeah, bye Elizabeth come back and Kelly's like, I say, boy, that bad boy, yeah, I'm buying it. It's like, well, let's look at the numbers. I know what's bougie about who cares, I'm rich. Whatever, no grass. Enjoy that.

I was cracking up saying Shannon, that tiny Ferrari. You know, sometimes the Shannon wacky scenes are so like, I'm gonna be wacky that I'm like, okay, Shannon. But in this case, I really, there's something about seeing Shannon Bedore in a tiny go-car that that really worked for me They really really made it work. Yeah So so Bronwyn and Gina are in a satire car now it's now time for a satire car ride

sad car And so they get into Bronwyn's minivan. I promise this is awkward right? This is so awkward right? She's like well, you. Bromwoods, this is awkward, right? And this is so awkward, right? And she was like, well, you know what? I really appreciate you letting me in, OK? And if I had known that you were like, what you were going to, I obviously went on a throne, the alcohol thing in your face, you know?

Yeah, she's like, I wouldn't end up, I wouldn't end up now. I was just throwing water in your face. I mean, she's like, nobody told me. And Bromwood's like, yeah, well, I'm. I've Sean because he's been managing me for so long. Like he's really good at protecting my image. You know, he would just know what would notice because Sean would take me out of a situation. You know, I mean, actually, he started going to Alamon because, you know, he needs it too. And she's like, well, I don't want to get involved in your marriage, but I'm glad to hear that because like he has been enabling you

for a really long time. Yeah, and then they just start talking about all the stuff. And Bronwyn says that the split that she had with Sean a few years ago was due to this sobriety, like whatever the issues are surrounding her sobriety or lack thereof. And Bronwyn tells her about how she was having babies to say sober, et cetera. And then they're like, they're, and then basically they arrive at AA. And so they like, they park, it's like a very heavy scene. And they park the car for the AA meeting.

And then it's like coming up and you just see Emily saying, oh, I thought we should get an ice cream truck. Like, wow, that's, that's a transition. Yeah. So next for it, Emily's house and guess who's here it's Lizzie. Uh 2020 is a weird year because I saw Lizzie and I was happy is that weird? Well Lizzie will forever be known as the person who made Tamber run from that table. Right. I mean exactly I feel like Lizzie in in her first year, I liked her, and I felt like she had so much potential.

And then somehow in her second year, things just got sad and boring. Maybe it's because her marriage was falling apart and so she didn't want to broadcast that. So instead, she just gave us shit. But I would actually not be opposed to a Lizzie come back if she, like, well, there's no Tamra, like I would like, I would really like Lizzie to go after

Tamra some more, you know. Yeah. So she comes over with a mannequin and Emily's like, we're gonna have a threesome new hip, new hip. And she's like, well, we need to go walking. How is your hip, by the way? Like, oh, it's better. Oh my god, the suit. My movies wouldn't stay on that suit So they're basically gonna be doing a plus sized suit line, right for Emily and Emily goes I met Lizzie five years ago and we instantly clicked. She's beautiful. She has money. I'm like, okay

So that's what it takes Yeah, she's I don't know anybody who doesn't like Lizzie. Some for camera. And then we see the clip of Lizzie telling Tamara, you're crap, Tamara. Okay, you are the most insecure woman I've ever met. And then Tamara getting up and running away, you will never see me again.

It was actually such an amazing moment. And I don't think that Lizzie gets enough credit for that because that was amazing Like we always are like, we just wish someone would tell a camera that she's full of crap. It's like it happened Lizzie did it for us So Emily's like, well, I'm really glad I'm doing this swimsuit line because I was always a really good artist And I always wanted to go to fashion school. I just didn't get around to it. Yeah, and Emily's been getting a lot of messages from women who are thanking Emily for just being herself and not trying to be a toothpick or anything and she even got a message from a 12-year-old who said she was inspired by Emily, etc they're basically like just talking about putting together

this photo shoot for this bathing suit. And I'm like, should we have a night's from truck at the photo shoot? To which I say yes, always an ice cream shoot at the photo shoot. Yeah. And Lucy's like, well, it has to be a cute ice cream truck.

And not like some creepy tamarice sun ice cream truck. Okay. Oh. So good to be off again. Jamrous son nice Bronwyn and Gina have just gotten out of their A meeting another going to get coffee they're milk and honey and Gina's like I want a lot of you never had before and Bronwyn ordered us her it's with oatmeal Gina goes Oh my God, I thought you said oat milk. Like, what is that?

Like some new OC thing oat milk? That's hilarious. She's like, it is oat milk. Yeah. Oh, all right, I'll pay that too. And it's like, it's pretty much across the country now. Like, that's crazy. Wait, so milk, are you talking about the stuff that

comes out of a cow's, uh, that's crazy. You drink that, that's crazy. So Gina tells us that in the AA meeting, the leader of the meeting was like, okay, well, we need a leader. And it's like, so when nominated, Brian win. Like the last person you want to bring to AA with you. Ronnie O'Talk, you're leaving the whole meeting. He'll do it. So this isn't karaoke, OK? I know. You don't just volunteer your friends to do shit.

So apparently at the meeting, Brian win a apologize to Gina. And you know, talked about, like, took full accountability for her what she was doing. And it meant a lot to Gina and Bronwyn basically was saying that she was trying to just like get to Gina and that she's very sorry and she won't do it ever again. sorry and she won't do it ever again. Well, I really appreciate that and accept it. And I'm also sorry. And like, you know, I just want you to know that that labyrinth walk thing you went on me with in the with me on in the

went with me on in the desert with like one of the most striking moments of my life. And then we see that and then bonding in the desert. And Gina's like, yeah, you were genuinely there for me. And you were sober, Bronwyn. She's like, no, I wasn't. I was drinking in my room that day. Oh my God. Well, how about that time we took a train down to San Diego and went to the club. You were sober then. She's like, I was literally saw me drinking actually in that case. Oh my God. Oh my God.

And Bronwyn's like, yeah, we just judged each other without really even knowing each other. And I think that was a problem. Actually, I mean, that's a good way to look at it to move forward, but Gina really just didn't like you. That's kind of what happened. Yeah. I thought it was actually a really nice scene

and I was really lovely and they are like Gina's gonna come to the Val Renewal now and they are like and on top of that, Gina also promises not to drink at the Renewal, which was considered it and and it was like they actually had a really lovely mature like moment of growth. Yeah. So then we go to Gina's house because it's time for Sionos birthday party. And she's making spaghetti and she's worried because Matt's coming over and she's like, oh my God, how am I gonna broach this subject

about the meat getting to testify? Yeah. I was gonna say the enormous stockpot. How am I gonna talk about this enormous stockpot? That was that was the thing that I kept focusing on in the scene. I was a very like sad and emotional scene. So I was like cannot deal with another serious scene must focus on something. So I just focused on her enormous enormous stockpot on her stovetop. Because I was like, are you is there a cafeteria in the other room? I don't understand. Why do you have such an enormous dockpot?

Lots of spaghetti being made by us. That's what Gettys is going to go for a few weeks. I mean, I know she's got to feed a lot of mouths, but that's like an army. That was a stockpot for an army. And yes, that is what I focus on in this scene, the giant, giant stockpot. Yeah, well, it was basically an extremely sad scene in a

string of extremely sad scenes. So Matt comes over with his new girlfriend of the kids love her, which is cute. And basically we see they're all working, you know, it's a little awkward, especially for Travis. He's like, great, this is super fun. But it's sad because the kids have newly divorced parents and the kids really miss him. And you know, he's bonding with the kids or whatever. But it's intercut with Gina talking about how sad this is. And he could go to jail, you know, for what happened. And if he went to jail, how horrible that would be for

the kids. And well, because she's like, yeah, well, because she's decided that she's going to make a statement. She is going to issue a statement. And which I'm really proud of her for doing that, because that is really hard. And because she was like, you know, it would have been another situation where he could sort of just get off the hook.

He always gets to brush things off. And, you know, someone always comes and saves him. And she's not going to be that person anymore. So she is going to stand in her truth as Bronwyn would say. And as a result, it could affect his future. It could affect his ability to see the kids, which is why she's really sad

because this may be the last birthday that Sienna has for a while with the whole family together. Yeah, and she was like, I had to do it because someone's always swooping into safe him and he needs to know I'm not that person anymore. I was like, good for you. Yeah, for sure good for her.

I'm glad that I'm really glad that she did that. And I'm glad that she and Bronwyn sort of settled there because it was really stupid beef. Yeah, so that was a pretty sad episode. Well, usually when there's a pretty sad episode. Well, usually when there's a really serious episode, that means there's gonna be some crazy shit in the next episode, usually.

So, cause usually they need to almost like legitimize. Like this is a proper television show that is worthy of being on television airways and then the next week is like, we're all drunk and we're fired. Yeah, so I guess time will tell everybody, but in the meantime, that's done. And we will see you tonight for Salt Lake City.

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