Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Much a Deuteronomy About Nothing

Episode Date: July 25, 2018

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of vulnerability. However, I'm going to be feeling very vulnerable when I am a stranger in a strange land tomorrow That's because tomorrow night. I'm going off to Montreal for just for laughs comedy festival and you'll be joining me on Thursday because we are doing our show there on Friday. We're doing water crappins Live in Montreal at just for laughs, which is one of the biggest comedy festivals in the world with such huge names like Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish Hannah Gadsby if anyone's seen Nanette on Netflix Hannah Gadsby. It's gonna be doing that. They are the same night as we are I think it's after us The reason why I'm mentioning all these names is to incentivize you guys to get tickets and come to the festival If you're in the region or you want to do it.

It's actually a huge, huge deal for us to be part of this and we're so honored and we're so excited and we want to take advantage of this and make a huge splash there and we want to put on an amazing show and we hope that you're part of that and you help us out on this show. You can get over there. So go to watchrocrapins.com for tickets there. And then you can also, while you're on the website, we have T-shirts. We have this awesome, tricky, monical T-shirt, which I love. Ronnie got me one, which was very sweet, if you do.

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And today, it's the real ass loss of Orange County. That's right. And we're gonna do crappens mail mail back afterwards by the way, everyone. So get excited for that. We also was going to say, we also got an appearance from my favorite character on the OC, the Bible, the Bible showed up. Bible, you know, it's not Orange County without some Bible, something right? Yes.

We finally got some Bible action So wow what what a what a day what a lucky day what a treat what a treat brought to you by Deuteronomy both the Bible book and also the cat and cats yes So as this is the second episode of the season, we are thrilled that, you know, we're not so much thrilled. We are so lucky as an audience to finally have the new taglines for the Real Housewives. Oh my gosh.

You know what, I'm going to pull those up because I couldn't type fast enough. Oh, it's okay. I've got them typed out also. You just let me know when you go.. I got like half of them typed out. And then I was like, am I really gonna press pause for every single tagline because I know that I'm going to be doing them every single week. Orange County has some of the funniest taglines of all time. I pause for like every conjunction on this show. Like did they say and or but? I need to pause and go back for that and then like two hours later, I'm finally done taking notes. Okay.

All right, so let's get into some tag line, shall we? Yeah, so the first one is Vicki, who says, the fun bus is leaving and this time, I'm in the driver's seat. I'm like, Woohoo, woohoo, woohoo. It reminds me of that movie The Sweet Hereafter, where that school bus drove off a cliff and into a frozen water and everyone had died.

I'm like, that's Vicki's fun bus. Vicki's fun bus, but I saw some French show that that happened, but all the kids, like, kind of came back to life like zombies, but people were like, are they zombies or not? And then they started finding like dead animals in the trash. It's sort of like midnight cowboy, you know when Ratsow Rizzo goes in the back of the bus and goes to Florida, he's like, I'm on the fun bus bus I'm on Vicky's fun bus everything's gonna be okay it's like everybody's talking about me I don't care what they say I think he's just driving rats are riso to Florida this here the fun bus is leave it and it's not a family van

Lucy you got a paedicum on the fun bus, okay? Okay, you guys you guys shouldn't see this shit You just see Sonia Morgan there. She's like I love taking the fun bus. It's great. I got my computer wall street journal Gina's on there. She's like well You know, we was gonna take the bus, but my husband didn't want to take the bus with me So I'm just here with my own kids, okay? It works for us. This bus works for us. Yeah, we don't need a bus. It turns out, you know what, you know what, we have instead of bus stop and it's happy. It's nice here. It's like a bus shelter. We get a new post every week and sometimes a homeless person sits next to me. I love it here. So then we have Tamara and Tamara's like,

I'm the hottest batch in Orange County and the toughest, too. Well, I'm still the hottest batch in Orange County and the toughest too. Whoa, I'm still the hottest ass-whip in Orange County. She's still really, really holding on to that. I think that's why she's so excited that Megan King Edmonds is off the show because for a while there, it was like, you know, Megan was quietly, you know, much hotter than Tim Rip. And actually, I'm the hottest one again, that. Yeah, it should be, I'm the hottest

the housewives in the Orange County again. And the toughest too. That's yeah, it should be I'm the hottest house left in the arts County again And the toughest too. I'm like Every single episode is you crying over something, you know, it's like she can't find her spoon It's just it's tough. I don't know if I'll ever find this spoon again Well, she didn't get Jesus in this one So that's that's pretty impressive and it goes to my theory that she will one day divorce Jesus and have a welcome back to Satan party Which I will be waiting for until the end of the show, okay? What was hers from last season was so awkward it was like I Was like I'm saved I'm paved and I'm caved in something like that. Oh my god. They got your paid family bus

Caved in something like that. Oh my god. They got your paid family bus Family bus Fun bus is coming on the timber road. She's like Bat ties and Highly prize. It was so stupid. Thank you Yeah, fight size and baptized and highly I was baptized like a really old baby And now I'm hot again hot baptism Was that water boiling because I just had a hot baptism I feel like a frog

Then he's filled the water boiling it's boiling my skin off because it's not boiling water camera. It's holy water Kelly I like Kelly. She's like call animal control because there's a cougar on the loose in the ocean I'm still not a housewife in the world. Oh no, I'm still losing the O.C. camera There's a cougar loose on the O.C. You are! No! You are a cooler! I'm a cooler! No!

Then Emily is like, when you come from humble beginnings, you count your blessings. When did I make that a time? Hersh should just be like, I- I never even would have thought I'd started fucking your sorgangy chat.

And- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha- I don't know if anybody is gonna remember. Oh yeah, it should have been like, I accepted this chat invitation, and now I'm sad. Hers is just like, bloop! That's just a sound of a chat. Oh, it's like, hmm, I. That's my story behind. Long Island. She's pretty cute this one. This is like my favorite character on a sitcom. Like the New Yorkie kind of bimbo. Yeah, you know, who can be like tough talking when I need to be. Yeah, she's basically that like like what's her face.

And pretty woman. You know the sidekick cat or whatever name was kit. Oh, yeah, the one who was on the. Yeah, yeah, the one who was on just shoot me whose name I don't remember anymore. She's like, yeah, she's like, hey, hey, Emily, what you doing? Okay, what you doing? Yeah, and then she went on just shoot me and had to play a normal girl and everybody hated it again.

Yeah, exactly. Also, I'm really glad to have another character with this kind of voice, because this is my favorite kind of voice to do. Yeah, it's a good one to do. I like that Gina can do that, and I'm excited that when we get to talk about Gina's interior design, because I feel like she's carrying the torch with Gretchen Rossi, okay? And I don't know who did the Instagram post of Sam and Slime, but it was hysterical. Yes. Because their version of it was. Some people say I'm too much to handle.

I say this isn't even my plate fucking bitch. Yeah, that was amazing. I listened to that like 20 times. Yeah, so good. So whoever did that, there's credit. Sorry to keep you nameless, but God, that was gold. Yeah. So Shannon's her her actual line is some people say I'm too much to handle. I say I'm just getting started. Which means I'm going to be even crazier this year than any other here combined get ready for an emotionally unsatisfying roller coaster. emotionally unsatisfying rollercoaster. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Some people say I'm too much to handle. I say I love living in my small house now. I'm so happy. Happy, good trustments.

So we open in Tamar's house. We don't have a sick bath. Oh my god. Let me count our tubs and then Eddie's heart. So tough. So tough. Sick, that's all my god, I was living in Miami, Calming Tops and then Eddie's heart. So tough, so tough. I'm highly priced, fat, taz, fat, taz. What rhymes with counter, Teddy? Pounders, you want to pound me a high, adda?

So she's watching dishes because she's so tough. And Eddie comes and he's like, I'm tired. So they take his blood pressure. And she's like, did you take a medication today? Did you take it last night? Did you take it yesterday afternoon? What'd you do, Eddie? What'd you do, Eddie?

He's just watching his blood pressure slowly increase, increase, increase, the more she talks. No kidding. The heart is having trouble because it's trying to run away from you. Yeah. Listen to your heart. Your heart wants to leave.

Yeah, the heart wants with the heart wants. And it's pretty clear with the heart wants a family band to drive it far away from here. And he's like, it is like you're running the house and hop on the first thing that comes by. Guess what? It's the fun bus. Ah! I don't know who did the design for Timber's new house. And I'm really hoping to got it. It's not Jeff Lewis because he's terrifying. But who designs a kitchen with a bank cat right in front of the sink where all the crap you clean off the counter is going to fall onto that bank cat. When you're doing dishes, it's going to splash water all over who's sitting there. Yeah. Just a terrible, terrible design on that. Enjoy your raw meat juices

on that bank cat. Of course, supplies that tamar is actually gonna cook anything I think the only thing we've ever seen her make in like the past 10 years has been a cheesecake True, okay, so then you're gonna get some Milk salad cream cheese in your head, you know in your hair or Greek salad leftovers like from a takeout bin From Vicki been from Vicki. Yeah. Eddie goes to the door and the producer's like, Vicki brought you food.

Yeah. Yeah. Just hands in food. And I'm even pretend to have like a me 24 guy out there. Yeah. It's just like literally almost as basically anti-going. Hey, here's some food. I know Vicki probably got Eddie's like, you know, fried chicken,

some doughnuts, a funnel, K, you know, all the good stuff that's in the heart. So he's like here's know fried chicken, some doughnuts, a funnel cake, you know all the good stuff that hurts. So he's like, here's some Crisco, okay, belted, tattooed, tweak it all, down to what's shot. Okay, Eddie. And he's like, I'm not eating it, but Tamara's like, I'm gonna eat a batch because I'm tough. I'm hot, I'm still hot and tougher than ever. I'm eating the salad butt.

And Eddie's like, I guess you sent food shrug. That's an Eddie's like, he's so like passive aggressive. His eyes are always half closed and he's just like, Shrug. Yeah, he's like, whatever. I'm like, it's only free food. Don't mind, don't mind that, Eddie. But they do give him a sound effect now, which is pretty funny.

Because she's like, that was not a setback of that. And then he shrugs and the symbol goes UTSS UTSS So then we go over to Shannon's new house where she's in the mirror putting on makeup she's like oh I just screwed it up I used the wrong one huh maybe I was born it maybe it's Shannon Bolleen. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Shannon Captain to this by yourself, not lean.

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe David has made her so anxious. She can't do her own makeup. Maybe it's maybe Lindless on your left shoulder. Why are you trying to put on eyeshadow? Maybe she's born with it. Maybe Vicki Gawson calls her Game City Bounds of it. Vicki Gawson gave me crazy face. Oh God, I put lipstick on my earlobe again. I gotta start over just like me and David. David, he's not here. So her kid comes up to help her pack for Mexico and Shannon's like, ah, we're overweight,

but I need my disco water. I think she said distilled water. Oh, I was going to ask you what the fuck disco water is. Well, distilled water isn't disco water. She can't have a party without distilled water. Am I right? Who needs ions? That disco party. I will never forget that. You can only drink this with a Mr. Ferley wig.

David, huh? But, how? David, David, huh? But, David, David. David. David. Well, she said, she said, she said, David, she said. So, she explains it.

This is the time we normally got in Mexico as a family. David is going to somewhere else, so he's just sending us. That's a David free family. That should be great. And then we get a clip of her telling the girls on the car about this trip. And Vicki's like, well, at least she got you a nice place. Guess what that would do.

He said, be a bill. It's a congratulations. You just bought me Mexico. OK. Get a job, Todd. Get a job. Yeah. I'm taking this fun bus to put it Batmue, Mexico. Okay. Get a job, Dad. Get a job. I'm taking this fun bus to put it by order to Andalus.

They got a special parking spot for the fun bus right there at the advantage. It says Vicky Parking only. I don't know what's wrong with my Vicky voice. It's now just like someone who's cold. It's really funny. I like it. Yeah, my Vicky just needs Nike well. That's what I need.

That's what I need right now. That's Vicky, she's back at Vicky. A very cool Vicky right now. Well there's three Vicky voices. There's Kam Vicky, there's Crazy Vicky, which I don't even think I can do Crazy Vicky because her voice is so specific. Ah!

And then there's like high pitched begging for something to do. Oh, I just want my friend back. I just want my friend back. You know what my friend back. You know, if you had just, I just forgive you. You did rather be said to. I just read it. So Shannon's like, well, David's sending us a punta,

so we can go to Park City with someone else. Snow bunny eyes, I suppose. That just goes. He's screaming on that slope, which should make sense, because he should understand what's like when things go downhill quickly. When Shannon Winnvicki says, well, at least she got a new knife's place, she says, Oh, it's the lifestyle.

I'm accustomed to, that's what my lawyer said. So you're installing a shovel. I'm not gonna hire somebody to sit here and eat chips while I'm sleeping over a pot of quinoa. I'm accustomed to that, my two, baby. I told my lawyer to make sure to install a giant chandelier in our Airbnb. I'd like Airbnb because I believe it stands for Air Better and Better, which is how I am with David.

Better and better. So the second week of these ladies, Air Bedouin Bedouin, So it's the second week of these ladies are fedora and bedore. Oh It's the second week in a row where these ladies are trying to convince us that they're really downtrodden with stupid things Like Shannon has to go to this fancy place alone But also she has to get her suitcase under 50 pounds because she doesn't want to pay the extra $25. Yes Which is by the way so us we've had to do this before at the airport. So it was funny. She's like, I need to sell water in there.

But I also need tampons. Which one's going to go Stella? Yeah, actually. So if he's like, you want me to sit on it? No. No. No. Do not sit on the bag.

This is a Dr. Mung bag. And it has a special aura. You cannot sit on it. So then Emily meets Tamra the old classic real house what I've said the threading your vagina set. It's like you want your nails done, your eyebrows threaded, your vagina waxed. Which one is it going to be today ladies and don't forget you've got a full season to shoot still. Yes exactly. So they go in for some mani-peddies. And Emily is like, I'm on Real House as a Orange County.

So I'm going to fit in the only way I know how, which is to make sure I have some very strange cutouts around my shoulders. She had like a ruffle cutout. If they look like actual like tart pans, they look like tart pans. No tart pans you can take out the bottom, as they go.

They look like she had giant tarpans on her shoulders. Yes, complete with the little finger dimple things around the science. Exactly. Like those little tarp and wrinkles. It was just like, well, if someone wants to make a tarp, I offer my shoulder. Yeah, and it really freaks me out how much like Gina Kee-O-She-Lux. And she even kinda acts like her. She does.

And so Kelly joins. And you can tell Kelly does not like this woman off the get go for whatever reason. She's walking because this is your friend. Yeah. Oh, that's your friend. And Kelly is like, I'll have red caddy Apple rail. What I love like her big old red lips. Yeah. And then you know, Tamra is like the biggest gossip puffer. So she's like, have you ever talked to Shannon? She's going to Mexico. David set her at a Putanita. Putanita.

She would call it Putanita. So, uh, yes, they're talking about that. And, uh, Tamra is like, there, so they're so then they're talking about like Michael and it's like, oh, Michael has Jolie, it's like one week and then she has Jolie another week and Kelly's just always on the go, et cetera. And I'm like, I'm like that too. I mean, as soon as I wake up in the morning, I go get my coffee.

I'm like, I don't know if that means you're on the go. It means you have a Starbucks nearby. It means you have a Starbucks nearby. Starbucks vingo, all right ladies. He needs to have a Starbucks nearby. Starbucks being gone. All right, ladies. So Kelly's like, so how'd you get married? He's so bored.

And Emily says, he was my boss. Like, nice. Yeah, nice. Yeah, doing the boss. And she's like, well, actually, I think it started through Google chat, which Emily is Speaking of it, we have our hangout today. In case anyone hears this in time. So, come do it. 6 p.m. Pacific time.

So Emily's like, well, Kelly says, oh, so you must have been banging him. Hi, were you banging him? And she's like, no, he's Mormon and Persian. And they just all look at her like they're not sure what that supposed to mean. You know, like, see, you're not supposed to be Mormons. Has anybody told that to the boys to come to my door

once a year asking for money? Cause I give a money up a hot as hell's left in the S8 patch. Yeah, Emily is like, yeah, Mormon men make great husbands because they love family and they don't watch porn. I feel like I could make a lot of really insensitive jokes, but I don't want to offend our Mormon audience.

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So she has to. It's also very like big love, you know, the show about Mormons. It's like sister wives, you know. Yeah. She's literally the sister, but I was like, wow, that's an interesting storyline. Like you literally have a sister wife. Exactly. So her whole thing is that,

so she has a daughter and two sons, but she has like nine female embryos, just like in the Megan King Edmund situation. And she basically, she wants to have another daughter because growing up she had a sister and she was so close with her sister and she knows the value of having a sister that she wants to give her daughter or sister. So that's kind of her.

She's a child of divorce. I'm saying it like that because she's going to say it about 50 damn times. Yeah. And at the only one, you have to be like, I'm an adult. And guess what? Your daughter can also take care of your son. Like it doesn't matter about the gender. Your kids can still look out for each other.

Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's a lot of things. I think she's worried because her kids going against the twins and twins just have that special thing, you know. Yeah, so her daughter's on the outside. So that makes sense too. She wants her daughter to have a little brother of sister so they can both be like,

those twins are fucking freaks, right? And they can be like, yeah, I'm like, oh, they can get like a cat or something, you know? Totally the same thing. High-size. Okay, so then we get this out of that one of these movie promotion things that they're doing on Bravo all the time. And it's for that movie, the spy that dumped me.

It's like that girl movie. It's like a road trip trying to find my secretive ex-boyfriends. Hi, whatever. And they're like, uh, G.U. and your best friend want to take the best friend challenge like Vicki and Tamara, like they made up five minutes ago. Are they really getting to be the best friends in an ad? Where's Shannon and, I don't know, Dr. Moon. That's what I want to see in this ad. Yeah. that's a big one. What about Coco and his ball? How about that? The bulletin house, Coco.

What about Megan King Edmonds and a box of microwavable rice? How about that? That's friends. So then we get to Cameron Acarwash. We had this amazing. Good God, that was really a good one. You know when

your dad takes you to the car wash for like the first time and it's like so scary because it's aliens attacking the car and you know you're kind of terrified but in wonderment at the same that's Tamra in the car wash. Oh yeah it's funny because I actually really wanted to go to the car wash today but I wasn't able to so I felt like I experienced it by watching real houses of Orange County But I loved that but I loved that was so so Tamer gets into she pulls up into the car wash and like you know like car washes They all that they do make a lot of noise It's for like yelling at you and you're like listen I'm doing what you're telling me it's like move forward move forward stop stop stop engage just engage stop stop

I just love that when Tamer like pulls in it does the car wash at the standard car She was like that's just like it was so Shannon Bdora yelling at David at that moment. It's like David David I just imagine that's the car wash it David David David Enough wine to the car bring a you can't bring two bottles of wine to the car wash David David into the car, bring it up. You can't bring two bottles of wine to the car wash, David. David, what's in the car wash? What are you trying to do, just car wash, David? And I like the tamar response to the car wash

like she responds to real people. Because it goes, arm, it's like, okay, break. Right. Right. Look at me, I'm not even crying on the car wash because I'm so hot and tough. Look, I'm brave. I'm brave little girl in the car wash.

So that's that's I like a car wash was like batch batch batch batch batch batch on my windows. That's it's like that's you stop that that's like I'm getting baptized and it's jamming causes this like ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba car wash. I was doing I was being the car wash. Meanwhile like the touring company of Stomp has arrived. They're like boom boom boom boom. Bush! Performance art is happening to my car. So Shannon's like wow it's a lovely day here in Mexico and I have my hat on to protect me from a UV rays and I'm you know so few see me got a wonderful time I've almost forgotten the fact that this is where I used to come in my husband. Oh yeah, I've been bad to the so loud of your face.

It was like, Tamra was like descending into some like Ridley Scott movie. Like, like Alien 12, you know, that bitch. She just picked rap. I don't want to be a straight man out of car wash. movie like like alien 12 you know that that's the only thing that is screaming out of car wash dragged down the hill dragged me down to car wash I'm standing cat I like that

Shannon can never make up her mind whether she wants to have a crying scene or like a humble Braxing because she's like look at this view haha just to think one year to go today I stayed here as a family and now I stayed here as a family. And now I'm here as a forced loser goddamn. When I drink this pina colada, I look at this little umbrella and it's a reminder of the

family I used to have that one, gather under the umbrella in this Mexican son. I used to enjoy a Marcarita. Now I just think that's a lady's name that David would like. I wonder how Margarita is enjoying her ski time in Park City. Full of Mormons. You get me. Emily. Where is Emily? Oh, she's not here. In terms of like, oh my god it's loud. It sounds like thick head trying to apologize. I'm so dizzy, I'm so dizzy, I'm sorry. Did a randomy said spin around, spin around, spin around, spin around. By the time we see Vicky, she is dressed like a car wash. I mean.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Did a randomy said spin around, spin around, spin around, spin around. By the time we see Vicky, she is dressed like a car wash. I mean. I mean, I mean, Iicki, she is dressed like a car wash. I mean, I went to one of those big fur wipers that comes down and just start straying your car at the end.

I went to a new petite called Shostation. So, Sarah's drinking. Oh, that's okay. Anyway, so Shannon, like over the thumping of the car wash, Shannon's, uh, Shannon's basically like, well, I'm down here. I thought, be fun if you came down here because otherwise I'm just here alone, just reminded that I'm alone here like Shambler alone in Punta Nita. Ah, come save me. Just me sitting on a dock with a lot of

people who don't speak English asking me what disco water is so she's like well hi I want to feel less pathetic let's invite Mickey to invite Vicki again because I want to build trust again. Let's have a crazy cocktail time. Yeah, if you notice that the housewives shows have quietly been sending up the women on more and more vacations, there's like, you know, there's the main vacation, but there's all suddenly there's like an early season minor vacation, which is smart because, you know, it forces them all to be together and it starts all sorts of shit. Yeah, they've been doing that for a while and it probably started with this show

because if you don't send them somewhere, they will literally shoot at a car wash. You know what I mean? I'm going to the car wash today or Shannon will be like, I'm gonna pick up that. Boop. Archie, Archie, stop that. No, Shannon, you walked into the car wash back. Didn't, oh. Oh, I got that.

I'm going to Archie, move in the car wash. Archie. Oh, I got a car. Have it, aren't you moving the car wash? Archie. Archie, stop wagging on your tails. Oh my god. He goes and pull one second. I'm covered in water. Shannon, you're in the car wash. So Shannon says, OK, well, Buenos Dias.

And I'll be, did I say that already? Because I'm using up my only Spanish. Timber's like, Adios, Batchmiga, Veda. So then, Vicki is coming home from work and Steve is in there cooking some salmon. He's preparing it. He's preparing it for later. Yeah, he's preparing it for me. He's like, oh my God, I cannot wait to prepare those salmon

because we're going to have it in 12 hours. How does Vicki ever find people? The way she treats anybody in her house. She's like, what do you do it? What do you make it to? What do you let me retire? Okay, how about you, are you making it with that? You take it to skin off first,

because you don't want the skin. You're gonna have to peel the skin off for me, okay? That's how you make me feel better. The skin's the best part. Sorry. It's also the best for for guess what, your skin. Is that really? Yeah.

That's great for your skin. But you have to click it properly, though. If you're going to do the skin, you have to do an intense sear that way. It crisps up. Because otherwise, if it's not crispy, it's sort of annoying. Yeah. There you go.

So you know, you're like Vicki. Do you get the crisp that? You get the crisp that? You get the crisp it up. You get the crisp it up. And you're going to change the water. OK. And then she starts talking about, she starts assigning all these chores. She's talking to us. We just just spit up. Yeah, you can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up.

You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up.

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You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. You can't just spit up. Okay, so what do we make a list because I need you to say like I'm gonna give you a list and then you say dad like with staff Duffs, okay, yeah, you know, he he gets a boner from preparing salmon I'm pretty sure that he'll be excited about doing chores So don't worry about that. I think it would probably be safely passed and he has that cop smile where you know He's had the craziest methods in the back seat like

And he just gives that little smile like, I'm not your staff. Not your staff, you crazy method. Yes, yes, that's right. There's only one thing left up at bucket list. Put a ring on my finger, put a ring on it. If you like this so much, put a ring on it. And a pool filter in the thingy, OK? Put a filter in the filter thing.

If you like to put a filter in the filter thing, OK. If you like to put a filter in the filter thing, okay? If you like to put a filter in the filter thing, pull thingy, okay? If you like to, then you should have put a Caliante sign in the kitchen. If you like to, then you should have taken the skin off of it. Wait, that's how I treated it. Okay.

If you like to, you should have guessed up the fun bus. Oh, so she's like begging for a ring and she's telling them that she has to go over and apologize to Eddie. And she opens her refrigerator door and she's got like 87 eggs in the egg thing on the side. I mean, that's something you know that your refrigerator is like who lives there? You that's it and kind of Steve. You don't need 87x, Ficky. Okay. Yeah. I didn't. I need to go back and look at that because I totally missed those eggs. It's just like the egg door where you take the eggs out and you put them in the little egg holder things. She just probably likes the delicious. She's like, you know, I want

to be I want to be with someone I hate being alone. And so I need to have an egg in every hole because I want those eggs to be with someone too. Who says you can't catch your eggs before they hatch? I've got 87, 87 eggs. She counts them every day. She's like, well, they still haven't hatched. Emily's Emily too. I almost checked for that and that's called karma.

It's okay. I already made terrible jokes earlier. Yeah, Mormons and embryos are gonna hate us after this. So Steve is like, oh, Vic, quit worrying about it. Just do the best you can. Yay. Okay, Vic. She's like, well, you know, I'm trying the best.

I was like, no, I'm talking about the salmon skin. You're gonna get it. I'm talking about the salmon skin. You're going to get it. I'm talking about the filters and the pool thinking. Okay. So, okay, I'll go talk to Tabrat. Would you mind each has what to be with me? Would I beat him? And he's like, nope. No, this salmon's not going to prepare itself.

Afterwards, I'm going to look at some of Rukula. I've always damaged control. All this happens. So I just said what this is like. I'm always damaged control I'm like because you're damaged. Yeah, because you're damaging damage. You're driving the fun bus without a license Yeah, your fun bus has not been inspected. It needs a smog check Yes, you're running your fun bus into the railings on the side of a very dangerous cliff Your fun bus lost a wheel. So then we go over to the gym where Eddie is trying to get back to normal that

she even got his brother sad. There's nothing to drop a man like going to cut fatness. So she's he's like squads straight up slam into the ground. And then he goes razor glutes and you should feel it right here And then he like makes a fist and puts it on his butt hole I'm like, you know, you're really you're really not doing a good job Exactly fighting those rumors. So now it's like a parade of people coming in So first up is Gina is her first appearance. She's like, oh Hi, and time I was like, oh my god, that's my friend Gina. I love Gina. She's like, Hoi, Hoi. And Tamara's like, Oh my God, that's my friend,

Gina. I love Gina. She's so fun. I'm like, you know, I'm a little concerned that both new cast members are coming into the show via Tamara. I'm pissed. I know that they like Tamara on this show. We've heard from people in production that Tamara's their favorite on this show. She's fun. She treats the cast really kindly. She's easy to work with. She does whatever they want them to. Terrible. But as a viewer of this show, I think Tamra is satanic. I always have, I think she's the worst human,

one of the worst human beings on Bravo. And I really don't like that she's the one who scares everybody off and then they let her pick the entire new cast. That is not fair. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it'll be interesting because obviously, someone's going to turn on Tamra. that's where it always works or she'll tell

to Emily is the obvious choice but I think it's gonna be Gina yeah I think so so so then Kelly shows up next and she's like Eddie how's it hard got a heart on do you have a heart on for me Eddie Eddie he's like shift reg. So then Emily arrives and she's like, God, if I had to go to the gym, I'd be a size two and talk about it, but I'm not. You have a job. So that's what I do.

I'm always on the go. I went to Starbucks earlier. Oh, so watching her workout is hilarious because she's basically me. I mean, she made it longer than I would have, but she at one point she just lays down. Yeah. She has like, lift a tire up and you can tell she's like, why am I doing this? Why did I leave work early to show up and push a tire around at 4 p.m. I could be at Starbucks happy hour.

And Kelly wins the race or whatever they're doing. She's like, why am I? I'm really competitive. If you're not cheating, you're not trying. And then Gina's like, hi, you're Emily. And she's like, yeah, she's me. And Kelly's like, oh my god, Long Island, I can tell. I knew it. I'm a genius. I'm everyone's circus act.

You know, they were always saying like, what are you getting coffee? Oh my god, it's a cute egg. It's a lot. To look coffee. So now all the women are talking about kids and stuff. And we learned that Gina. So the Gina and her family lives in Orange County, but her husband got like a work assignment

up in Northern Los Angeles. I'm not sure what that means. Like maybe it's like not to me Valley, but like Chatsworth or like wherever. So basically he spends all week in Northern LA in his apartment and he comes down on the weekends. And everyone's like, this is classic lifetime. She's like, yeah, you know, so I have the kids and I say, home and he comes down on the weekends and everyone's like this is classic lifetime

She's like yeah, you know, so I have the kids and I say home and I take care of the kids my husband's gone all week He's got an apartment somewhere. I don't even know where it is. What's he addresses? I don't know where he lives what he does I don't know his middle name. I kind of know his last name, but it's Smith So I'm not really sure if that's real or not, but I don't care works for us Yeah, I like I actually like that. He's not there all week because now I can stay in and I can wear sweats. I'm like, you're not allowed to wear sweats with your husband there already. Like what is happening with his marriage?

Yeah, this is good. This is already one of the housewives that's trying to escape. Yeah. And then is this where she shows wedding pictures? No, maybe that's in her own scene. No, it's a little bit later. It's a little bit later.

So she's like, yeah, it's not, she went just with sweats, you know. Lots of play dates, yes, not to that. Yeah, we just we sweat, you know, lots of play dates, lots of wine. I'm happy. Yeah, I'm like, please someone, please someone get this woman out of the house. Yes, exactly. So after the, after the gym time, we then see Vicki driving through Orange County in like her monsters ink for is's like a yeti snuffle up against something another monsters ink thing Carwash car wash cleaner She's like I'm so dizzy. I've been spending all day long

So Kelly Kelly I need your advice. Okay, I feel like I'm back in feet stroke. Are you wearing your coat again? Yeah, but I was at sweating sounds. Yeah, it's my car wash gear. So she's like, I have to apologize, you know, I need to know how to apologize. Kelly says something like, you know, be humble or whatever. And Vicki's like, but don't forget, they weren't so kind to me either. They weren't so kind to me either. I'm like, yeah, I hope they apologize to me too for the things that they said, okay?

She's like, don't bring that up. So Kelly's like, that's what she always gets in trouble or back for her apologies, always backfire on her. So they go, so then we go over to Gina's house. I'm kind of loving Gina because Gina's one of those people that looks different from every angle. Have you noticed? Because when she's doing her interview thing, she looks like this big humongous-eyed, adorable, like glitzy bimbo from a 20's movie. And then

from the side, she looks like Drew Barrymore in the 80s. And then, yeah, it's just weird. I get a Courtney love. I get some Amanda's like, I get a Courtney to love. I get some Amanda Saferid. I got a lot of things. Mainly Courtney loved. That's my go-to comp for her. Well, she's my favorite kind of mom, because she's like, I was surviving this parent.

I just tried to survive. Yeah. Yeah, we see you're playing hide and seek with our kids. I am concerned because we're seeing glimpses of some severe Gretchen Rossi decor. You know, they're random words up, like random word decor where there's like a sign up that just says, wonder, and another there's like a little box that just says, wish. And then there's like a goat skull and then that like giant clock, you know, Gretchen Rossi's giant, like, wrought iron clock with the Roman noodles.

That, I saw that in the corner. I'm like, this is some Gretchen Rossi shit right here. Yeah, but this is like, Mama three young kids, where it's probably just like shit that was her old hit the wall and she's just getting stuff to cover it. Like, I just need one word, okay?

I need to cover shit staying about this big. Wonder, that works, that works, I'll take it it it also vaguely looks like it's from 1988 like everything has to sort of like slightly like late 80s pink sheen to it you know like it's definitely like a little bit of a time warp and she's out there she's telling us about our kids as we watch them act you know crazy out maniacally all over the house little Little demons. Yeah. Yeah. Sick. Well, the first one, Nicholas was cobbled. I mean, I only cobbled in because I didn't even know I could put him down. I didn't know you were in love with the town babies. Then there's Luca who I never touched and he likes

swords now. So that's, you know, you know, disturbing. And then there's Sienna. She's an amazing badass, bet, rat, red bush killer. She's got to come on a rosemary right now. And she's like like, can we use some rosemary? And the kids just like yanking some rosemary off the bush outside. That bush is like it. That bush, when that bush, she's the sienna coming, the bush is going, no.

She's back, she's back. Because sienna like, there are many ways to take rosemary off of a bush, but that has got to be the most harrowing, fraught, painful way to get rosemary up.'s like, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Okay, all right. I'm a unicorn. Everybody saw me saying, oh my god, you talk so funny, but he is where I met my husband. I don't remember. He put a bag up in my head. He had the trunk and I showed up here. Then he shows up every once in a while. And I

don't talk. Yeah, but they show wedding photos. And he's one of those husbands who won't even face the camera and they're wedding photos. Yeah, his all her her face and then he's facing away. Like, they don't even have to blur out his face because he's facing away in them all. Yeah, he's literally not on camera. And then when he calls, we don't hear his voice. It's like the second coming of Cameron's husband. And poor Gina is just stuck at home, you know, engaging her children in broccoli races

where they shove as much broccoli in their mouth as possible in like 30 seconds. Yeah, you know what I prefer you used to do. I'm against it's not made out of your shirt, okay? All right, maybe next time. All right. So meanwhile back to Vicki, she's in full yedi anxiety. She's like, okay, oh god, time to go to tema. Time to go to tema. Okay, calling tema. So Tamara and Eddie are at lunch and of course, is in his cut fitness hat because he is pretty much the single worst brand promoter after Bethany Frankl. Like, nothing but cut fitness.

Yes, like Kyle Richards. Oh, yeah. Kyle Richards are run for her money, after saying. Yeah, that's true, the agent. I'm sorry, yes. Nell's never forget the agency hats, but yeah. But yeah, he's like, I'll order the cut fitness with a side of cut fitness cut fitness. Please thanks cut fitness and Kiles like don't forget a side of what they lean to and the agency. Yeah, so so Vicki calls up and is like, I just want to call because I want to apologize to you and Eddie. What do you up to and Tim was like well back we're having lunch right now

I need rest like I'll oh get them looking to be just gonna be just hottest new restaurant But it's not as hot as me or as tough as me. That's for sure. Shut up Can I come can I come okay? Give me 20 up be right there. I'll be right there and then It's on speaker phone. So Tamara looks at Eddie when she says can I come and Eddie goes shrug? Yeah, and she's like okay, I'll be there. It's like she can hear his shrugs. So he's like, you're gonna have her calm ruin our lunch at Oak, the most fabulous new restaurant.

And my god, do you guys give away a lot for a free meal? Yeah, exactly. He's like, you're gonna have her interrupt our lunch. We were having such fascinating conversation about how hot and tough you are and about how we finally are going to smooth out those Warped floorboards on Cupfin. How could you have her interrupt that are great great Well, I asked you and you said shibbag and he goes yeah, but that was that I meant you're not gonna ruin our lunch truck

Not that like have Vicki over shrug and say get your drugs together He's like well, I'm gonna have to order a martini for that for this I'm like is that what you should be doing with your heart, sir? He's like, I'm gonna order a little baggy of blow for this. Okay. I'm like, can I please have a heart attack? That would be great. So he's like, yeah, he's like, I'm gonna order a dirty martini because she's dirty. It's like, ooh Eddie, ooh. God. He's such a UR. Well, yeah.

UR. And he's like, have you, has she even apologized to you? And she's like, Oh, she apologized that back away. You know, it's not traditional. Like the Jesus loving way. It's more like gay sex apology kind of way. Oh, my bad, my bad.

And then they showed the clip of them in the coffee shop when she's like, you know what, take a, I've just realized you don't deserve me. She don't deserve my friendship. You don't deserve my time. And I just realized something. Oh my God, that's you don't deserve me. And he's like, well, I'm telling you right now, shit, rug, I'm not accepting a half-ass apology. And I'm never going to be a friend with her. I was like, you know what, the best way

to fight all these gay rumors is to act like a 12-year-old girl. OK? Keep it up. So Vicki comes in and she's spinning. She's like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. Who's Kaz Ready? Who's Kaz Ready?

She's full on Monster's ink. She's hiding under the table. Yeah, baby, I'm a Boston, but I'm a lovable one. So we're gonna sleep so I can give them good dreams. So, yeah, so she sits down and Eddie's being all insolent. He's like, remember the sleep this night that we had, Tamra. Remember those talking about what she did to your friendship. Remember those? It's like, okay, come on Eddie.

Yeah. And the worst thing to be called in the world is gay. I'm so, so sorry that happened to you Eddie. Oh my God. Someone posted a clip on our Facebook last week of Tamra in one of the earlier seasons talking about someone else's husband going, he looks like a homo. So shut up, Tamara.

Okay. Here's like a five years later shut up. Well, I mean, Eddie did say he didn't really care about the rumor. It was just that he was like, I think he was just like annoyed because Vicki was trying to basically hurt Tamara. And probably also, I mean, to be fair, I, like he did seem to brush it off for a while,

but it was, you know, Vicki then went and had Ricky come to a party last season with Christian Rossi. Like I saw Becky Eddie, like blowing a guy or whatever. So like, at certain point, you gotta be like, you know what? Fuck this woman, you know? Yeah, Vicki is horrible. Vicki is a horrible human being. And that's always the worst part of these recaps is that saying tameras horrible. Doesn't mean that

Vicki's not horrible. They're both horrible. Okay. So Vicki's like, hi, how are you feeling? Hi, hi there. Hey, they're really how you doing? Hey, did you enjoy that, uh, that back to Chris, go ahead and sit you down the big street with the strough? Okay. I just, I want to thank you for accepting your table. I brought you as a day to drink it with a straw. OK. I just I want to thank you for accepting me at your table. I brought you as a piece offering. Barbara Streisand's greatest hits, because I thought you might enjoy it for no other reason than that.

She is a great singer. If you don't like it, I have something from Cher. Hey, I just brought you a little bell. So you go click, click, click. All right, you're lying. You're lying. That's a trolley. Right, thank you, Tanya. Thank you. You know, you've been losing so much weight. About your little bell so you go click click click all right your line your line Right, thank you time. I thank you. You know you've been losing so much weight I mean you must be feeling so so light these days. I got you some loafers to go with that

This is a plug okay you're plugging it your back So she's like okay, thank you for other me about it because he says it all bitchy So she's like, okay, thank you for ordering me a martini because he says it all bitchy. He's like, uh, dirty martini. So I'm like, oh my god, thank you for ordering. I have a lot to say. Okay. So here I go. I love your wife. And then for what? I love you because you were a recipient of that love. Oh my god. Oh, this is off to her. She's trying to influence policy. She's like, no, I just want to keep the flow. I want to keep the progressive flow of this relationship going. Okay.

I'm sorry. And there was no excuse and I was wrong 100% and can we be friends out? Because I know, you know, I don't can't be 100% look. I'm shaking right now because I know that I was totally wrong. And I was that wrong, which Vicki has never said in her life. Yeah. Ever. She may have, but like, not without following it up with.

But you also said this about me. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, so they're talking about the string, like the, you know, a timer and any type of thing. I know how hard it was with these rumors. The timer's like, you know, it was a fun day, bitch. The day I looked at my mirror,

I was like, am I the hottest? No, I might not be. And then I was like, no, I am the hottest. Okay. And then you know what else was another fun day? With the day my son came home, I was like, I didn't know you, friends said, I didn't know you, step down, I was gay. And then he just like drops everything on the ground.

So, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go my God, step-sake gay. Stepsake gay somehow. I'm like this. She was like, step-sake gay so loud. Stepsake is so loud. Was this a harder conversation than the one you had to have with your son when you were naked and getting banged in a bathtub on national TV? Just curious. So, Vicki's like, well, I've been searching the Bible.

And Eddie just starts laughing, like right away. Because she's like, I missed her to the Bible. He had no, I was not tough forward the boarding. And I felt so great things to do to Rottamy. First of all, Eddie's going to hell based on his lifestyle and his choice. Second of all, to the Rottamy. So she pulls out this paper and she's like,

never what? What do you keep your mouth shut? That's student round of the 1813. Like, I don't think that's how the Bible's written. I like that the O.C. has their own version of the Bible that's like putting words that they can understand. Yeah, exactly. Like shut the fuck up, Budapest.

Okay, thank you, dude, Rodomy. Yeah. Number two, don't say things you haven't verified. Okay, thank you, dudeomy. Yeah, number two. Don't say things you haven't verified. Okay, thank you dude Rodomy match Hey like every every other Like bullet point it should read from dude to moronomy Vicki touches her chin and then extends her hand forward like she's doing some weird sign language When I talk to you Chin tap gesture chin tap gesture. I hurt you chin tap gesture

Chin tap, I heard you chin tap gesture He just keeps wiping his chin like do I have something there? No, did rather be any dude around me So she's like if your poor words will be a reflection of your friends of lab family what they work I heard you you know the whole gay thing don't say it like that Would you shake would you pick people with when you feel ashamed, I have a shamed. When words convey the wrong impression, they did, they did, they convey the wrong impression, because that would be duerogade like the, the dick sucky way. I just bet what a happy guy, what a happy guy. When words express the devolution tent of your husband, then you shouldn't say them. I, and I did that, I

did that. And from chapter 1903, it did it did rather me it says if Eddie doesn't forgive you He's a big flame recover. Okay. It is just what he gets okay. I can't if he did rather me. I spent all that riding this out I might play to rising the Bible Said is like I just want to know where the Saul started because like well, you know, you know It's like back you know for a few years to years to go, like, I was all alone. I was all alone and no one believed me and I had a man lying to me and no one believed me and then tamer turned on me and then you turned on me

and then you bent over and you were like, stick it in me and I was like, Eddie, I'm not like that. Oh, oh, if it's true. Is that hurting you because if it is I'm totally Dude Rodney me myself to take it back So then Vicki just goes to her fail save you like when all those fails just goes I want you back She goes in the voice. I want you back. I want to go back Because I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I want to be friends. I just want to go back. I love you. I love gay people I love your husband. I wish I Wish we could just go back in time

And he's like well apology accepted and Tim is like stop shaking now, but good with you And he's like well, I forgive you, but it will be a slow process to love again And she's like of course, of course my god. We make my mother's good as tabbats Please and he goes will you work hard as Tamra? She's like, no, I want to tap it so fast. He's like, well, everything worth it. Takes time, like a good ass. Oh my God.

I like it. When Vicky said, well, you make my button look like Tamra, they cut to Tamra and she just starts crying with pride. This is the friend I know. The friend that recognizes how hot I am. How tough it was to have it. She understands me. So Vicky is like, you know what?

The way he's lifted the friendship's back on track. And I'm never going to do what I did before it caused this problem and hopefully they'll never do what they did either but you know whatever. And she goes she's like she's basically in the house she ends everything she's like love me hate me, what me to live, what me to die, insurance just keeps on a trucker. So I'm gonna go to the mid-chairs bye. So then she calls up Kelly afterwards and she's like yeah everything went well and you know now everything's great And I guess you know like a friendship group. It's just so perfect like nothing could ever go wrong We're all in such great happy places and we're being all so upfront with each other. We're in a happy happy place all for us now Come over come over so she does go over and she's like oh my god oh wait that's later yes first just Emily and her husband here to pour my fucking face off okay

Ben take it over so Emily and Shane show up at the Balboa Bay Resort she's dressed like she's going to a night at the opera and he's dressed like He's going to Ben again's okay, and he's got this like shitty shirt now again He's he's wearing this like black undershirt under it and so I don't know if that's if that's his Mormon underwear Well, then I won't make fun of that because that's part of that's part of the religion, etc Too late but he looks like a schlub. Okay, like there's ways to, like, just because you have to wear an undershirt, doesn't, like, there's ways to work with that, okay? And how about not looking like a schlub?

Your wife looks beautiful. She's like totally dressed up. And you just, I mean, she's gonna go bowling. He's basically about to go bowling. Yeah, she's married to Al Bundy. Yeah. So she's like, well, it's hard to be married, but he was married nine years before, so I gotta win.

So I'm making it to at least 10. Yeah. Now, by the way, to be fair, Emily also doesn't have to dress like she's going to the Oscars because they're just going to like a random country club restaurant where she's deciding between the fish tacos and a salmon roll. I'm like, I'm not sure that requires the ball down.

OK. Well, she's doing that a little bit. She's doing that positivity thing refake-fake it till you make it It's like maybe if I dress like I'm going to a ball. He'll actually take me to one one day, you know I'm like when you order those mozzarella sticks just remember you aren't actually at LeBernadam Dress for the date you want not the date you're on So she's like, um, so what did you do all day today?

And he's like I made lunch for the kids. I made the first lunch, and then I get a call, and the other kid didn't have lunch. I made him lunch. And like the other kid didn't have lunch. I made him lunch. So that's what I did. And she's like, well, he doesn't really have to work

as he comes from money, but I've made him pretend to kind of work because, you know, he has five kids, and you know, that's how it is. So she's like, do you want to have another one? We've got all those embryos and he's like, no. But what if I want a child and you don't, what's the compromise? Okay, what are you going to have half a baby? No.

He's based like, well, if you want to have another kid, first you have to find a guy who wants to have the kid with you. So there's that. And she's like, yeah, but the embryos are like, they're with your sperm, you know, they're your embryos. He's like, I guess I have to sign off on him then She's like Just she's like put those embryos. There's nine embryos. They're lonely. He's like no, they're not they have each other

Jeez your sister is just able to walk again. Can we just leave your sister alone? That's my argument I and then I love the waitress. She just comes in the middle. She's like, guys, guys, skill it on the ribs. It's incredibly hot. So just relax and rear one. And did you notice the Emily's lipstick is all over the place. I was like, what did you put that on like over a bumpy road? When did you put your lipstick on? It's all over her face. And at the end, she's like, you want a kiss? And he's like, I don't want to mess your pure lipstick. Too late. Okay, it came that way.

Yeah, yeah. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. And so I mean, she did have this moment where she's like, you know, when we made those embryos, it was like a lot of effort. And you know, and like I had to get to my to the hospital. It was like a lot of effort and you know, and like I had to get to the hospital.

It was like a lot of time, money, health, and effort, all that stuff. And she basically, you know, she wants to have another daughter and she doesn't want those embryos to go to waste, you know. But he's kind of like, but why don't you appreciate the three kids you already do have, you know. Donate them to a shelter. What do I care? You've had five children. That is enough. Limit. Donate them to a shelter. What do I care? You've had five children. That is enough limit So Vicki goes over the Kelly's house and she's coming up the outside spiral staircase thing and she's like oh my god You live up here. What is this? What are these stairs? Oh my god? I have to go. What is the circle these just oh god? I'm gonna go any staircase. Oh, I'm doing dizzy. Oh my god. It's car wash. All right. All right

Is that your dog because this dog just came up here with me? She's like, yeah, it's my dog! You don't have a dog. I'm not me. She goes, oh, well this place is nice. Wow, whoa Kelly. Yeah, Kelly's place is kind of funny because she's basically crammed all her Miami furniture into this mid-century apartment So she's like, I like it. It's like I'm trying to be mid-century modern.

But it's like all super white furniture and glitzy like shiny objects. It's kind of like, I don't know, sort of made me laugh in my interior design, faux interior design expertise. Yeah, her mid-century modern. And she's like, it's just like your last place. She's just, no it's not. That was like not mid-century modern. Ah, that was Miami.

That was Miami. Because like, okay, I don't know which property brother you tried to be right now. So what would you copy over here for? So basically Kelly's been getting attacks from people saying like, hey, by the way, Vicki set Michael up with someone. So she's like, so what's the deal with that?

I didn't hook up Michael. I didn't, I didn't do that. I didn't do that. Yeah, that I did not do. I had a barbecue. Totally not. And they couldn't have met the barbecue, and they communicated afterwards.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm not gonna get involved in this. Listen, I promised you to ride me. I'm not gonna get involved in this. Okay.

So I'm out of here. Just wanting you to be the passenger missing the this. Okay. So I'm out of here. Why don't you give me the passage of a miss out on these. Okay. And then she then she tells us that she moved on. You know, she said she wanted him today. And then we see that clip of Kelly last week. He's like, I want Michael to get a girlfriend. Then we cut back. She goes, well, I thought he'd tell you. She's like, yeah, but you're my're my friend Well don't they be taking up with Michael, okay? Because you know Steven I are a couple You know and then Steve is friends with this guy so then you know, he's like you want to go on a date So we want a couple dates with them. What? I'm not fated to tell me are you kidding me?

Thank you space like listen, I don't know anything the party. I don't know. I mean like I don't know anything I mean we went on some dates with them like this great I mean like I don't know like we became guardians of their children if they were to have any children like I don't know I don't know I think about them We put our kids in the bowl. I got my clothes. We took a ride. You know what he wanted to say And big second floor I'm never gonna tell you because cuz he's like how do you not tell me how And the key's like like I'm never gonna tell you I'm never gonna tell you and you are you a twisted make it make it my fault Is this make it my fault? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me? Anybody would say that's fucked up! Hey! And then she starts fucked up. She starts crying and because like, does she put your figure in me? Do that, do that. Do that put your figure in me.

And is that my fault? Your husband is dating. Okay? Is that my fault? That actually breaks my heart. That breaks my heart. You don't even love your husband together. Who cares? Who cares?

Don't blame a fairie You are being hateful, Bentley Okay? You want to drop it? Yeah, I think I'm not gonna do that Okay, I'm not gonna do this this This drop it, yeah, like I'm not gonna do that, get away

You tell me that you're friends with them And then you go and double to eat Who likes that? I think Kelly goes I don't roll with girls like that I don't roll with girls like that. I don't roll with girls like that. I think it goes roll, but I don't say where it's like roll. I actually spin more than I roll. Actually, that's how my car wash works.

Just leave, you know my friend anymore. It's wrong, you know my friend, it's wrong. It's not drama, it's wrong, you know my friend. It's wrong. It's not drama. It's wrong. Whatever. She's overreacting. He's moving on. You know, and I don't get to talk to you like that. So fuck her. And she's like trying to make her way down this like styrole spiral staircase and hit her head on the lamp. Yeah, I love that. She's like turning around. She's like, you know, and yes, Vicki. Of course her husband has a right to date, but the fact that you set him up with somebody

and then went on double dates and didn't tell her, if you didn't think it was bad, you would have told her, here you are in the wrong again, already. Yeah, all fucking ready. Get ahead of the story. Like I actually get that. You know what, it's like you don't want to like, sometimes you, like, you know what,

when you see your friends ex on a bow, it's like, I'm not gonna go, be like, oh I saw someone so today and make them, like, sometimes I'm not gonna do that necessarily because I don't wanna drive them nuts or make them feel certain ways. Some people just don't wanna hear it. But like, I think to, you know, in proper girl code,

I think Vicki could have been like, hey, just so you know, Michael came to my barbecue and he met someone, so just so you know, like I don't know, or like I am one on a date. Michael, Steven, Michael became friends last year. And so Steve wanted to invite him to the barbecue and he came and he met somebody and now they're dating. And I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I hope it's so, you know, just tell her and bring it to her. My gosh. That's actually the way that's, and you know what? The thing is Vicki still could have

saved it because Kelly was asking her about it. And V instead of getting defensive and being like don't turn this around on me don't do this around on me she could have been like I'm sorry I should have told you I didn't realize it hurt you this much. Well Vicki every single season about every issue whenever someone gets mad at her her attitude is like oh you're gonna try and make me look stupid on Cabra start a fight with me so you could look better at Cabra and have a fight with somebody on Cabra oh so you're gonna come after me for a storyline? That's like always what she's upset about. Yeah.

That's really not, you're right. I mean, Kelly did start it off like, so I've been getting texts that you're seeing Michael's you sat Michael. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, when Kelly was getting upset she should be like, look, I'm sorry. I thought I was, I thought I was playing it right, but obviously I wasn't, so I apologize. I didn't mean to be shady like that.

I just thought it would upset you if I told you, so I thought that I see now as wrong. So anyway, I'll be more upfront about that. You know, that's all she probably needs to say. Yeah, that's okay. Yeah, that's okay. But she didn't do that batch. But she didn't, and that's what makes for a good season because Kelly and Vicki, oh my god, these two screamers, it's going to be hilarious. And then Tamer and Shannon

still hate Vicki, even though they're trying to be nice to her for the cameras. So they're not going to be allowed to immediately jump on Kelly's side. And then you've got the two new girls who are going to have to choose. Yeah, interesting to see where they fall and fit into all these equations. Yes, because if Vicki sticks to Abbott or her pattern, she's going to be friend the new girls because everyone really hates her. Then she's going to immediately try to get them and try and get them in a fight with Tamara. That's true.

Isn't it funny because Vicki used to be the queen of not befriending the new girls, but now it's all she has, new girls. Yep. That's how she became friends with Kelly, so. Yep. So, why don't we go over to the crap and mailbag, shall we? Okay. Hey.

[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ We've been doing the crap and mailbag on off days because we just haven't been available on Fridays and this Friday we're going to be Montreal and it's just a point of rollin' on how time. So, crap and mailbag, that's where you get to ask questions of us and we read them on the air and you just do it by going to patreon.com slash watch for crap and you just sign up to support

the podcast at the mailbag level or above and you can do it. So this first question is from the lovely Jess Dang of Boston who says Just DANG! She says, Luanne has to write an apology to the police officer, she's slapped. Please read us her apology letter, imagine by you guys. Thank you. Okay, um well first of all I'd like to congratulate you on having me in your car. I'm sure it was great honor and you told many people and it was really my pleasure. It was a lovely vehicle. Lovely. We absolutely loved it.

Even though you had to take me to my new venue, the prison system, it was kind of you to ask me to sign paperwork beforehand because, you know, when you're at my caliber, it's important to sign things at all times. But from the depth of my heart, I apologize for slapping you. I misread your capacity to understand high-level cabaret. That's part of my acting. Hashtag, I counted some friends, I say, slapped that bass and I slapped my bass player. And then we all laugh and the crowd loves it. And I just thought, you were handsome just like my bass player I thought hey he can play long I have to thank you at the same time because I didn't realize you know if you have to explain to joke

Then it's not a good joke so since we've had these altercations I've decided to move to the cat skills where I will be performing slapstick will be performing slapstick. I mean, you know, this whole thing has been totally overblown. You know, I mean, the real-persuscipt slap is that Ramona singer taking photos of me at the spot. Would you believe it girls taking photos of me? At the spot. The lovely orange jumpsuit you gave me was kind and it fit me like a glove, just like

everything else in my wardrobe. So I hoped that you don't mind that I kept it. Now I know that you wouldn't let Michelle O'Bomma keep her as if she had had one, but I'd like to think that I'm on the same par or a little bit better. I also would like to thank you for the delicious baloney sandwich you threw in my head. I haven't had baloney in about 45 years and it was just delicious. What a wonderful throwback and the decision to put the mustard packet inside the sandwich. just delicious what a wonderful throwback and and the and the decision to put the mustard packet inside the sandwich I mean what a great choice I loved it. I haven't received an apology letter if you're trying to get me to swallow a mustard packet of all things.

I'll start and I hope to hear your correspondence soon. Love the Countess L is for the way you look at me. Oh it's for the only love I see. This is very, very extraordinary. I forgot the hell what the East hands for, but ride me back soon, Piggy, the Countess. P.S. your two tickets to see my show. It's not a bribe, it's a gift. Next question is from Allison King, one of our very new premium subscribers. Ain't no thing like Allison King. She says, since you guys have been touring, I'm wondering what your schedule is like when

you're doing a show somewhere. Have you gotten a chance to site CNN of your recent cities? I was at both Filly shows and loved meeting you guys. Did you get a chance to enjoy any of the local delicacies like cheese cakes or tasty cakes? Well, Ben did get to have some tasty cakes. Did you get a chance to enjoy any of the local delicacies like cheese digs or tasty kicks? Well, Ben did get to have some tasty. I had a tasty day. Thanks for our friend at listeners Chris Well, basically our schedule is we come in the day before we do a show because you know if you miss a flight or the flights are delayed We can't miss a show. Yeah, so we come at the day before I usually get there at night and go straight You know sometimes we'll meet we usually we wait for dinner, right?

Well, we we try to travel together because a it's fun and just makes it easier for some logistical reasons So usually if we do fly together we usually will Will arrive will make friends with the uber driver will'll sort of check in, relax a little bit, and then usually go on some sort of dinner adventure together. Yeah, we go out of dinner, and then the next day, we usually have to be at the theater about three or four hours beforehand. So I do not leave my room. I sleep really late. I work on my notes, and then we show up at the theater and do our VIP meet and greet Mm-hmm, and then get our sound stuff done a setup and then do the show obviously and then we usually hang out a little after and go after party

So if we have two nights in a place or we're we have two shows in a week I sleep because my energy levels are very very low and this you know These things are like what we do is so fun, but it is a lot of energy. And I don't have a lot. So I sleep the whole time. Yeah, or sometimes we'll get breakfast. Like we've gotten breakfast together at some of these places. But yeah, that's my days are similar.

Like I try to see as much of the city as I can. But what happens is usually after dinner the first night, then we usually don't go out. We don't like go out when we're not like, oh, let's hit the bars. We usually just like go back to hotel and chill out because we just flown. And then the next day, if we will, if maybe we'll get breakfast together. And then usually I'll have to take, well, you two probably will have to take notes on the show that we're covering that night. Like sometimes, like if it's a Friday show, we're covering real houses in New York, like if it's a Friday show, we're covering Real House of New York, and

hopefully the notes are already done, which is nice because then I can see the city more. But the notes take a while for me. You know, for me to go through the show, because I really do pause on anal retentive, I hate misquoting, or I hate getting something out of order, just I don't know why, because I just imagine people listen to the show and they're like, no, that's not how it is. And invariably when we do get something wrong, we get like a million tweets and emails. So it takes me like, it like, usually about like an hour and 20 minutes, 90 minutes to go through the show.

And then especially for a live show, I take even more notes because I just sort of want, which is probably why the shows are going so long. I should stop taking so many notes. But it eats up a chunk of time and energy. So if there's time left, then I'll try to go like insane in St. Louis, I went and I got to see the arch. When we were in DC, I was able to really maximize. I walked all over DC and then one of our listeners gave us the gate, well, you didn't go,

you cause you wanted to stay in, but I went on that amazing tour of the capital. So that was really awesome in DC, but we didn't even get to see Kansas City cause we drove in and I barely got to see Philadelphia because, you know, it's just horrible. I feel like you get to know a place really well by its restaurants. Yeah, I agree. And back to you, girls.

And back to you, girls. Now you can get a vibe, you know, Detroit. We actually got around Detroit a little bit. Detroit is a little bit of a difference because we came in that night and we actually did, we went out to dinner and then we actually did go drinking and we met the amazing couple that first night and I feel like I actually got a little bit more Detroit than I was expecting. But it's hard, it's like it's, we usually have to be at the theater really early and it cuts into our touristy times, you know?

Yeah, but I see a lot of stuff from the airport to the hotel. Like I saw the arch. That was really cool. Yeah. And I saw Ben's face, but you know, it's a big part of any town. Well, but sometimes the act of going to dinner will open up the city free because you'll take an Uber and you'll go through some neighborhoods.

I think the thing that we don't do as much that maybe if we were like younger or something, but I don't even think we're younger, it's just, you know, we don't do as much that maybe if we were younger or something But I don't even think we're younger. It's just you know, we don't show up and then just like party We don't like go to the bars all the time. Sometimes some places we do but It really is a work trip for us and it really is exhausting. I mean, it's like travel You know we are essentially like working all day leading up to the show and then we do the show and we do it. Then we party baby. Yeah, it's a lot of energy, it's a lot of effort. But it's, you know, I'm loving.

My God, it's so much fun. Me too, I love it. And it makes it weird coming back after doing two and a row like that, coming back and doing it in the kitchen again. It's like, no one's laughing. I know, I'm getting spoiled. I'm getting spoiled.

I'm getting spoiled. Well, I'm going to Montreal early, actually. Normally, our shows on Friday would normally go on Thursday, but I decided to go up on Wednesday because because it's part of this huge comedy festival, I want to be able to enjoy some of this festival that we're going to be part of. And hopefully, I'm going to be able to see some shows or who knows what. And I love Montreal, but like, I was like, you know what, for this one, I'm going to give myself a one extra day of padding, so I don't have to be like you know working the entire

time we have this amazing opportunity to be part of this event so I'm excited for that I'm excited for for my touristy time there. Well have fun babe! Thanks to all of you. Anything else in that bag? No that's actually it that's it for the mailbag it's done. Well thanks everybody well y'all this was a fun episode we're back tomorrow to discuss some below deck

med that should be awesome and then our our real house was at New York recap it's gonna be going up on Friday-ish, maybe Saturday morning. So thanks again for being patient on that. Just that we have this crazy schedule these days. And Southern Charm Reunion will be up. I don't know when that's gonna be up. It'll be some time at the end of this week. But anyway, you guys, thanks so much for listening.

We'll talk to you tomorrow for some below-jack med. Thanks, myards. Bye. Bye. Hey, nerds. Bye. Bye. survey at 1dry.com slash survey.