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Episode Date: December 27, 2019

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Okay. Okay. Well well here we are guys we're at the final episode of Orange County season 14's the reunion part three it's been a great great reunion hilarious it continues to be hilarious it gets very emotional at the end of the sour but still overall like great great job with the reunion ladies of Orange County great job way to just bring Vicki crumbling down I don't know that you can ever really brewing her crumbling down, but if Vicki's last show, if her last episode ends with her going, thank you, thank you. To the cameras and slamming the door in their face. I mean, what a perfect

ending for Vicki. Yeah, a spectacular flameout for her, for the original, the OG of the OC. I mean, she just was, she just, like, it's like she found so many, so many hills. It's like she went to Rome, isn't Rome the city that's like surrounded by seven hills. She just found all the hills and just, she died on all of them. She was like, I'm gonna find every any hill I can find, I'm gonna die on it.

And they're like the most inconsequential hills. Yeah, I mean, you could be like, I didn't die on a hill. And then they would show a clip of her dying on a hill. I'm like, I didn't die on a hill. I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I was just like, I'm out of dying on a hill, okay? You died on a hill. It's on, yeah, she's literally on a hill.

She's like, I died in the valley, no, it's on a hill. They do, hill, hill. So let's get it going. Reunion three, normally we are not just inundated like this with reunion episodes of one house live show. Well, there was to be a time, there was a time, like a few years ago, when it was reunion time, they would have like back-to-back nights of the reunion. They used to do that.

Now they stretched them out and so we've gotten used to that schedule. But having like three reunion episodes in one week and not to mention the fact that I think there was no other reunion happening. It just felt like there was like five other reunions. It's been intense. It's been intense for us. Yeah. Very fun. Very fun. Yeah. Fun. It's good for taking it to 2020. Yeah, it's a new word.

It was fun. We did it fun. New word for a new decade. So we open with Vicki yelling at Bronwyn still because I don't like his thing. I don't like Nick and this. Do enough, Gabra. 15 years I started to show. 15 years I started to show. And she's really just in Frank Osmapet territory at this point. Yeah, she really has She really has started to like really him. Well, you know, that's a it's a very charged thing to say that You know given Vicki's background and what she's had to go through from Slade Smiley But the truth is she really is like embracing that gutter roll

50 years she's like two damn Robin two damn Robin 15 years ago I started this show do enough camera 15 years I started me start show me start She's like turning into Louis Armstrong What a wonderful franchise What a terrible dick it's like you are I see degrading women Trashy ladies to their old damn brown winn and this would I think of you? I don't want to see your boobs anymore. He's stupid less than

What is to Yeah, so you know making Vicky's blatant homophobia fun Jesus so she's like yeah, I don't like making this I can't believe you and Kelly's like you said you should say the same thing to Tamara, so I did I just did I just said to Tamara. I did I did I do it. I said I did it 15 seconds front 15 seconds you've been on this show. 15! I'm like, what is it? 15 years you started this show.

15 seconds you've been on this show. She just likes the number 15, you know? And you have to say, she's lasted a lot longer than 15 minutes because I was gonna say, you know, you're 15 minutes or up, but it's been, you know, 15 years, so good for you. Andy Warruss said everybody would have 15 minutes of fame. Every idiot in the world would just have 15 minutes of fame. You have proven that idiots can have a lot longer time in the sun. So congrats.

Listen, you can cook a shitty meal. You can over cook a shitty meal before 15 minutes in a toast or even over cook it for 15 years in the slow cooker is still looking after that badly and that's what Vicki's sort of has turned into. A gloppy meal that's been around too long. But you know what, the best though is that she still lives in this like world of delusion, this wonderful world of delusion, so much delusion that I think that they should keep her around because it's the sort of delusion that we dream of on these on these shows. So when she's yelling at Bronwyn, Bronwyn goes, you're not the boss of me and Vicki's like, oh, you have brand new to this show.

Okay, we got kids watching it. What? She's acting as if this like aired right after Thanksgiving on ABC with like John Stamos and like a like a projection of Elsa from Frozen. And this is the kids, if kids are watching it, there may be kids watching it, but this is not a children show. Okay, this is not Folsom Family Entertainment by any stretch of the imagination.

Yeah, and they're not enjoying it, you know? It's like they're watching it and they're terrified. This is like nightmare inducing for kids. Yeah, like you shoot scenes in an insurance company. Okay, that's like, I guarantee you, kids are not watching. So Bronwyn's like I know my own kids watch and Tamer said yeah and said I should share a lot of that. She's sharing a lot. And because like okay Bronwyn okay Bronwyn.

Like you took your clothes off. You know what? You took your clothes off. Let's just elevate. I lost two clients. I slept because of this. Two clients last month. And because of everything that Bronwyn did, how about you lost clients? Because of yourself, thank God Andy is there with the editors to show. Mm-hmm. Also, who fires insurance people

because they want a moral insurance company? Like, it's probably just when they're children or they could say they felt bad about saying, no, you're a shitty insurance dealer. So, it's probably just when they told her to think because they felt bad about saying, no, you're a shitty insurance dealer. So instead, I'm just gonna say, oh, I'm not comfortable with the show. I mean, I'm surprised she's only lost

to clients over the years. She makes the sound like she's never lost anyone because of the show. I mean, anyone who's getting, getting, you know, represented by Vicki, getting their insurance from Vicki in the first place, already you have to question their motives and their like judgment just to begin with.

Yeah, and Andy reminds her, he's like, yeah, you flashed your tits on his show. Like, I didn't do it on camera, I didn't do it on camera, I didn't do it on camera. I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, I did, and then they show her on camera, pulling down her job. And then he's like, you demonstrated

how to give a blow job and she goes, it was if that is a bad spot at party. And then he's like, um, you demonstrated how to give a blowjob. And she goes, it was if that is a bad show at party. And then they show her like giving fully show to the popsicle. And then Gina's like, you've gotten so wasted, you've pissed beds. And then we see that clip of her when she peed on the bed. It's like everyone was piling on. It's like, you once kicked over a new stand. I did not kick over a new stand.

It's like, cute, unseen footage of like Tammy Nickerbocker opening up a new stand and Vicky knocking it over And did I do that? Okay, I peed on the bed. I'm sorry. I peed on the bed. I'm sorry You sold weapons of mass destruction. I did not sell weapons of mass destruction. It's like her was set on the sand So Andy's like, oh Vicky. I've got news for you. The show has never changed. Okay, it's always been trash. I don't know where you've been, but this show started as trash and it will die as trash. Do you understand me?

And so Bronwyn starts her, listen, I've had kids in my, I've had babies in my 20s, in my 30s, in my 40s. We know Bronwyn, we know you have babies for 20 years. We know you've lactated and you're the party and that's strippers which is weird which is weird like Vicki's doing all this crazy shit with her voice yeah and you can't tell like is she almost being joky because there's almost like a slight curl of a smile on her face you just kind of can't really tell what's going on but all I

know is that she's fixated on the fact that Bronwyn gets naked and is fixated on the fact that Bronwyn and Sean have basically had three ways with another girl. Even though Tamra has been naked on the show multiple, multiple times, I feel like every year we have to watch her get naked and jump into some sort of hot tub and break her foot like every So I'm biggie and on delays and being so mad at strippers, so we see Vicky getting a lap dance, you know I'm another grab at the business woman. I wouldn't do everything I can to be respected in this name calling The trash and dicks. It's like what what happened to the show? What happened to the show? Yeah, Andy goes you realize you're giving us like every opportunity to pause and do montages

Right it was like such a meta moment, but it was so true. He's like I mean like we're just gonna We're just gonna refute everything you say. I mean we've got the footage bicky. We have it It's like I don't care the show the montages and so they do and it is just a priceless I mean it is just they grab her. I mean, it is just the grab her by the ankles again and just drag her right across the floor. Yeah, it's just like we see Vicki doing a keg stand. We see Vicki talking about having a kissing other girls. We saw we saw see Vicki talking about how she want to be like a singer with a guy with strippers doing shots out of her tits kissing Shannon, just farting. I mean, that's just

like the light version. Yeah. And Timer says, I'm a Stefan, I'm a Stefan beck. I am having run. Oh, trust me. I'm having so much. Spongebob. They're like, you don't seem like you're very happy. No, put that out. And Andy goes, so did getting Gretchen naked wasted, meet your moral compass. Just, I didn't do that. I didn't do that. He's like, you know what happened on the show? Okay, Tom, for another montage.

And they just show it all over again. Yeah. And he's like, and you think getting naked is a new thing on this show? And she's like, uh, Vicki's like, you know what? Wibbid have to wanna emulate us. Like him. No, no. No him. No, no.

No, no, Vicki, no one's emulating you. No one. And Vicki's like, people want to emulate this trash, like kissing each other? No. You know, there's some people who that is like their life, by the way. It's not unheard of for women to kiss other women.

And it's like not a moral or immoral at all. It's actually like a very loving and wonderful thing. Vicki. Victoria. Yeah. You get homophobic idiot. I mean, I guess you're on the right show for that, but hold on more on. So, Brahmins, like, well, you say I'm not a real model, but some people do look at me as a real model. And she's like, oh Jesus, she does the sign of the cross.

Yeah. And she's like, I was so courageous to talk about swinging with my husband. Okay? Or she's like, bringing other people in I meant not swinging. Yeah. Well, she bit as she's like, I love how braw one is giving herself like, she's like giving herself her own like award from like the Humane Society or something like that like the or the like I don't know But she's just giving herself an award be like I I think that what I did was brave I I could have just said it was a drunk mistake, but no I said we are going to have another woman in this relationship Every 10 years on Big Birthdays and I stand by and it it was a powerful moment For me.

Thank you. I'd like to thank myself for giving me this award. Thank you. Yeah, I was a hero. But because I think it's disgusting, it was disgusting there. Shana goes, ha, strong words. Strong words, yeah. Very strong.

Very strong words. So Vicki is like, she's like, yeah, being married with seven children and then bringing a woman into the bedroom, that's disgusting. That's disgusting. Choose your name. Choose your name. I mean, like, like, you know, yeah, I was like, choose your name. And so then, and he's like, he's basically like, you're, everyone's basically being

like, you're being ridiculous. Yeah, it's like, why should she change her name, her name? And she's like, because everyone's basically being ridiculous. Yeah, it's like why should she change her name her lane? And she's like, because it's disgusting. I think being married and choosing women, that's disgusting. It's disgusting. And he's like, oh, that's how she's living her life. She's like, and I haven't opinion about it any day.

And so, Tamara's like, yeah, and none of us are here to be role models, okay? And Andy goes, we'll see you as apparently. Andy's just openly mocking Vicki this whole time. And she goes as well, you know what? I didn't interview for this job by the way, Andy. And I did not interview you. And he goes, uh, sweetie, I saw your interview tape. And let's cut to Vicki's interview tape. She's like, oh, I got a big TV over here. And this is like where we have living room, living room, we hang out here. And then we have like drinks for parties and everything like that. It got a big TV over here. And this is like where we have living room, and living room we hang out here, and then we have like drinks for parties,

and everything like that. It's a really cozy comfortable home. Anyway, I hope I can be on your show. I'd love to be on it, thanks. And the Vicky's like, you know, I didn't even notice a reality show. I didn't know what it was. Handy goes, you've been here for 14 years.

Don't say you don't want to be on a reality show. You've been here for 14 years, and you're clawing your way into this reunion. You just had a hissy fit backstage because you're not getting enough screen time and you're not being seated in the place on the couch that you want to be seated. The best part of this to me was that her day was Vicki Wolfsmith, which I forgot. Yeah. And it's right.

Vicki Wolfsmith runs a very successful business. Her husband works at Home Depot. Yeah. Was that Don? I mean, because. No, that was her first husband, right? But I thought that Don, I thought the first husband was already out of the picture at that point.

That's what I thought too. So why is it Vicki Wolfsmith? I don't know. Maybe that's just what she was going by at that time before. I just want to be regular submit. Just make Vicki Smith some people don't know. Maybe that's just what she was going by at that time before, you know, before just just I just want to be regular submit just make me Vicky Smith so people don't know what but I want to be a tough Smith. I don't I'm a strong wolf Smith just be a wolf Smith, right? Yeah. Yeah. So so yeah, so Vicky is basically saying like how no she she's basically saying she's not thirsty like Brahman and everything she's not doing all the

things that this one wants to do and Shannon's like, can we just move on? Can we move on please? I'm having negative thoughts, getting numbers at David right now. Can you just move on? Samantha is like, all right Vicki, anything you want to say before you leave? She's like, yes, I don't do podcasts at all. I will never appear on a podcast. And I have a podcast coming up with Westwood one called financially fabulous How to waste all your money on a table insurance agent. Thank you Stop bike teeth for people that you don't know well enough And she goes it's gonna be about what I really believe in Andy, which is finances

I was like wow what a belief system. I know that really seems to really says a lot about you my core beliefs finances so then they break for commercial and Vicki's basically dismissed and she starts walking up the stage and she just starts to lose her mind. Well, before she even leaves, he's like, you are nuts. She goes, I didn't interview you, by the way. He's like, you did a tape. She goes, yeah, I didn't even know it was going to be a show. And he's like, it a tape yeah, but I didn't know it was gonna be a show And he's like it wasn't a show that's why like don't forget what you came don't but don't forget where you came from Andy Do not forget where you came from you and he's like you don't forget where you come from it's like I will never So then she goes off and Shannon who's just been upset that everybody calls her an alcoholic every season

It's like can we get some cast Amiko's a soda up here? Yeah. So, like everyone's like hugging Vicky by, and then Emily like stands up, who, Emily who just had a hip, hip surgery and is, and it's like limping. She's without her walker. She's like, can I get a hug Vicky and Vicky just denies her as Emily's like limping slowly off the stage and Vicky will noties her as Emily's like limping slowly off this

individual non-hugger. She just completely ignores her. So Vicky gets to the producer guy. He's got just the look of a terrified prisoner, you know? He's got this smile on his face, but it's really tight and scary. And she's like, why am I going off the show? Why am I going off the show? Little producer, prison.

Thankfully, you're not lesbian, so I'm going to talk to you about this. Why am I going off the show? And he's like, for am I going off the show? Why am I going off the show? Little producer person. Thankfully, you're not a lesbian, so I'm going to talk to you about this. Why am I going off the show? And he's like, for the last segment, she goes, oh, like, laptop, fff, fff, fff, fff, and the laptop, a little laptop. Yeah, and then by the time she gets backstage,

she's fully ran, and she's like, they can all go fuck themselves. You know, they can all fuck themselves. They cheer, get the very end, they do the cheers, and then they get me off. You know what?

I said it, I said it this. I said it this before you before you were there. Okay? Before you before you were there before you were there. I'm no longer a friend of anyone. I'm more than a friend. We need to elevate this. It's called the disaster. Unbearable. I'm an badass. And then she's she's pacing around her dressing room screaming at a producer and Steve and she her dress is half off So it was like her spanks and then she sees that of course the camera is standing right there at the half open door And she sees the camera and she's like really Slams the door in the camera space and that's the last we see Eviki this last Victoria

So good what a moment what a way to end like I almost they can't hire her again door of the camera space and that's the last we see of Vicki. That's the last of Victoria. So good. What a moment. What a way to end. I almost, they can't hire her again because it's such a great way to be like, this is Vicki's final moment. Yeah. This is how they did her and she deserved every fucking second of it.

Now here's the problem. Got really pouring after this. I know. I know. I mean, Vicki was at the heart of pretty much a lot of the major drama this season, so we'll see. So now, you know, at this point, even the reunion writers are getting bored because they're not even coming up with good puns anymore.

They're just going, all the women were opening up about their sex lives to each other, and in some cases, with each other, you gotta check this out. I was like, you gotta check this out. What happened to our like really awful pun that was sort of icky too? Where'd that go? You know, some people say, let's be off.

These ladies say, let's be on. So I just love that they do this because you know they're just doing it to piss,'s be off. These ladies say, let's be on. So I just love that they do this, because you know, they're just doing it to piss Vicki off. You know, I'm just, it's like, let's kick off Vicki. And then let's, you know, have fun with everything that she hated. Why do they not have Vicki out for this segment? This is like the perfect thing to have her out there and be so annoyed about. I think it seems like they kept her there and on stage most of the day. And then they just wanted to see her looser seems like they kept her there and on stage most of the day and then they just wanted to see her looser sets that kicked her off early. Yeah, probably. So, um, so Andy's

like, so, Bronwyn, what is it about, Dan? Really? Do you find so attractive? And she's like, I don't know, she sort of looks like me and you just know, Tamara was like, because I'm hot. I'm the hot, hot swif of Orange County, batch. Yeah. Haven't you decided to give your husband three some first birthday? It's like easier than shopping Andy. Okay, it's easier than shopping.

Yeah. You can't just find the big, there's some, there's some, there's some, there's some, there's some, there's some,

there's some, there's some, there's some, there's some, there's only makes like one necklace a year. Okay, you can't rush these things. You got to find other options during the rest of the time. So then Andy's asking about like, like, like, were you worried about the kids when this came out on TV? And she's like, no, actually, I went and I sat down my older kids and I told them about it and one of my one of my kids said I like the same sex too so I really have to credit my um illicit wanton ways according to the vicki for making my allowing my child to come out of the closet.

Hero Andy I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'm here. Here I've written it on my chalkboard hero and there's a little arrow. If you'll notice, it's actually pointing directly to me and next what I've drawn my concept for what the award I would give myself look like. So, see, so Kelly's like, oh the kid who came out was RC, right? She's like, um, actually, I'm not going gonna say the kid's name because that's their story, Nita. Oh, alright, well, whatever. But it was the daughter with a curly hair, right? I'm not gonna say which one, because I'm just gonna... It wasn't the boy, right?

Because I remember you specifically pointed the girl and said, she's a big lesbian now. Kelly, that's not no no Kelly that's we're just gonna let her tell her own story. So then we get Tamra Tamra not to be not to be upstage Tamra has done it bigger and better than Bronwyn Tamra let's see some unseen footage of you trying to one-up stage Bronwyn with the bringing people into your marriage storyline. Yeah so unseen footage here we go Tamra has You trying to went upstage Bronwyn with the bringing people into your marriage storyline. Yeah. So unseen footage.

Here we go, Tamara. Has also had three songs. I am soft. I know. Completely soft. I should also mention speaking of one up being that when Bronwyn is talking about how she sat down her kids to tell them Tamara on the side, because I told Sophia about our guests. I told Sophia.

So, okay, Tamara, settle down. This isn't about you. Tamara cannot take this. She's going crazy. Like everything that Vicki is doing externally, Tamara is doing internally. Oh, 100%. Oh, 100%.

Oh, she's like, oh yeah, but it wasn't just bringing someone in. It was like three people. And people like now. Yeah. And Emily is questioning her. This is when they were in Miraval and Emily is questioning her. So it was three people. Did you plan it?

Were they strippers? Where'd you meet them? Bob, Bob, Bob. And so we find out the story, which is that she was at a party and there was a huge house. There were huge grounds and they were all in the backyard and Eddie and Tamar you know they were just having sex on the fake grass like any couple does you know you got a haunted a party and fucking somebody's backyard and then before they knew it

on the grass yeah on the fake grass which is usually like for dog piss which cracks me having sex with Eddie on the lawn and some friends he just happened to be in the pool like next thing we know they're all laying next to us Wow Wow, well problems like I just want to point out that I Did not say things like next thing you know there were a bunch of people around us I took full responsibility for my threesome, and I'd like to thank the Academy for giving me this award for bravery and threesome. Thank you. Thank you.

This tamer is just such a garbage human. I don't, when people come over to my house, I don't even like taking their plates for them. You know what I mean? Like, if I had to wipe up your body fluids after you left, of course tamer is that guest. Of course she is. I also like that when we came out of the video, the unseen footage of Tamra telling Emily all about her threason. Then when we came out of that, Shannie goes,

Well, that's a little more than what I heard. Huh, that's called a gang bang, which is her way of saying, I can't believe you tell Emily of all people about your threesome, your gang bang, which is not to be confused with the gangster Which is why Kelly that is but you wouldn't tell me great real friendship Huh, yeah, so mad and Timber's like well, you know what I gonna do and Andy said don't worry about it. You're consenting adult She's like, but everyone's not edis we know and that was weird

I know I felt hard for those people too. So then Kelly now stop talking about Kelly. Kelly is Blasmender Life and she's got a round trip ticket to Mentan. Bond peak hours are off peak. It's like Kelly met Shred North and she's finally laying down the tracks. We do happily every after and let's retire training. Dims forever. A cheque choose to do that. Whoops, did it again. Um, she's rolling your eyes. Like now she's just been laughing and cracking up and she's like, I'm mad now. Like she's like,

now is my segment where I'm gonna get mad again. I'm very mad. Yeah. So then're seeing her segment. Shannon whisper, she kind of mutters over to her. She's like, oh, well, you were gonna get married. Kelly, because I was not. Yes, you were. You said you were gonna be married in six months on camera, you said it.

Ha, wow. I may not know about gang bings, but I do know a relationship failed when I see one. Have fun. I may have suffered a mild concussion on account of your violent ways, because you are a gangster, but one thing that I don't suffer from is end. You should, I remember that moment! Ha!

Busted! There's case law to support. That what I say is true. So Kelly, we find out about her family, and she's like, well, you know, me and my mom are okay She comes every other week my brother was the one who put all those rumors out You know like to lies about everything like saying that I threw my mother down the stairs And he's like oh so that did come from your brother

She's like yeah, it was hard and then my mom took my brother's side because I kicked him out But then she said she'll vouch for me. So he's like, oh, she started talking to your mom again because your brother made a fly about you pushing her down the stairs. She's like, yeah, it's like, wow, that's actually kind of sweet. Yeah, who would have thought that rumor would have brought you guys together? I'm sorry, Andy, if this is an attempt to take away

my award for bravery and give it to Kelly's brother for shorting that rumor, I will not stand for that. I will not, and I've taught my children not to stand for that. And that's, that is what I have brought to my family. Oh, did I just receive another award for myself? Wow, thank you. Thank you, me. Well, Dr. Brian was flirting with the idea of moving in with Kelly, right?

She was like, he wanted to. He did. He was like, he wanted to. He did. He was the one he wanted it. She moved out. Kelly, this is like you mend housewives history, just like a 10-year housewife. Congratulations. So did you break up with him on social? She was, no, did he break up with you on social?

She's like, no, I broke up with him. Yeah. Yeah, because basically she said that she went away with the promoter singer, Kai, and that's when she met Rick. And then that was like in July. And I guess she just like felt it with Rick. And so she dumped Brian. Yeah.

So yeah, she basically went on Instagram stories or something. Oh, and I'm really sure. And then Brian wrote a thing on his Instagram, like, well, it was nice to know when you carry, but I wish you the best. They actually like, have remarkably clean, like, social media break up. Like, they didn't talk shit about each other. She said, like, oh, he's wonderful, moving on.

And I was like, whoa, this was nice. So then, Tamer's like, so Rick Laventhales, so he lives in New York, has that gonna work, huh? Good luck with that story, Buck Ending. She's like, whoa, man, I don't know, man, I don't know. You can't move to New York. What about Jellie? What about Zillie?

You can't take her out of the state. Maca will let you. And then Tamer and Shannon are just basically smiling at this dilemma that Kelly will have to face. Yeah, and because we're gonna work it out, check us. You can't. Hmm. Yeah.

There's the case law, case law. Can't. And Andy just says, okay, well I'm happy for you and then Tamer gives a look to the camera like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm gonna lay this shut. Yeah, at some point I think Andy asks, has it been here a met Rick Levin thaw and like I think only like one person that like face time with him and he goes, wow I guess that means that I'm the only one who's met him. And he like shakes he does like a windshield wiper with his head. I'm like, okay Andy settle down. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life.

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Kelly. I had to throw in another idiom. Didn't even make sense. I was not even very interesting. I just said train, but I can't help myself. Let's throw Mama from the shame. Sorry, that didn't even make sense. Ride with train. Come on, ride the shame. Good, ride it. Oh, sorry. Just got in my head, Derek Kelly. I promised I'll be my last one. Oh, sorry, just got in my head, Derek Kelly. I promised I'll be my last one. So Emily is just told everybody, my biggest issue was shame is like compassion

because I don't get that. And, you know, I wanted to, of course, in, but I want to put my kids first. And so the best thing for my kids is for me to try and work it out and to completely align their father and national TV and really show what an asshole he is. You know, it's been great for our family, basically, and he's what I'm saying. Yeah.

Yeah. And apparently, Gina on Watch Happens Live basically was insinuating not so surprisingly that the dysfunction in Emily and Chan's relationship is more of a two-sided street or two-way street. A two-way street then it appeared and so Emily was sort of hurt by that and she goes, you know, it's like that time when you accidentally texted your mother-in-law some things that weren't meant to her and then she read them and then wasn't speaking to you anymore and I was like, oh yeah, because I told you that in confidence, right? Oops.

Did I do that? Oh, yeah, because I told you that in confidence, right? Oops Which is hilarious It's like fuck you shame god damn it. It's just telling off saying the attack. Where is it? It's only sends it to her mother So Andy's like well this year, you know you embrace your curves. It's like, yeah, it actually a game 25 pounds, you know, it's very important as women that we're proud of how we look and then they cut to Shannon and looking just so uncomfortable. Oh wow, I suppose that I'm going to be of Emily, you win some, and you get, don't lose some, huh? Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm shaming out. Okay, sorry. I liked also, by the way, that in this segment about like embracing your curves and everything,

when Emily said, I gained 25 pounds, and he goes, wow! It's like, okay, it's not like she added a hundred pounds, 25 pounds, yes, she added some, but that's like not out of the realm of like crazy weight game. Oh, so he's asking her, uh, he's like, well, you know, right after you did that, that self empowering thing in Vegas, you got on the scale at Tamarist, Jim, and you were diagnosed as obese. Like, yeah, okay. Yes, but a diagnosis is like come on now. Oh, well, I just heard from a mirror in your bedroom and I just got this report from mirror in here bedroom and the mirror the mirror says congratulations

You are officially hideous. What do you say to your mirror? Andy The so sensitive this show so sensitive to this show. So sensitive. So she's like, well, I knew I'd gained weight because like my dude, you know, you changed stuff fit and stuff like that. And you know, Tamara, I just want to say publicly, you did not pressure me to get on the scale. I did it on my own.

But when I saw that number, you know, I was embarrassed because Tamara's in such a good shape. Okay. Listen to your own advice. Like stop. stop with this. Like you can't say like I'm gonna empower women. I mean, you can't say it. I get the conflict, you know?

Like I understand the weight problem stuff, but like in one sentence, then the same segment. It's like, I think we should empower women to be proud and then she's like, oh, I'm fat again, wait. You know, like come on, listen to your own advice. Be proud, you're gorgeous. We all know the best way to empower women is to remind them that if they bring in another woman into the bedroom,

that that's something that you should be, that's like, that's something you do. I remember like, yeah, it's heroic. So, Tamara's like, but what did I say? Remember when I was there? I said that supportive thing. I said, don't cry now. At least you should do something about it. I said, hey, stop crying.

Hold on. Wait for me to take a selfie and then you can cry in the background of that. It'll be hilarious. Okay. Now cry. Remember when I said crowd side, because at least like you'll be getting some sunshine, get out of my dance, stupid. So Shannon's like,

well Emily, if this helps you, I was bigger than you before I miraculously vast all of my weight and look amazing now. Are you guys supposed to be helping and Gina's like, I mean, come on, I'm a little chubby right now. Who cares? Um, that was actually my way to remind the producers that I am actually the original gained a lot of weight and then lost it storylines. So, uh, let's not like, I analyze her too much because I went on a much more difficult journey. Yeah, I'm just just saying,

just hanging out there. Yeah, it is really like the new class coming in and taking the old classes jobs. I mean, is that Shannon's last storyline, Bromwin's storyline is totally a tamer storyline and her whole like, being naked all the time, blah, blah, blah. And you can see their reactions the whole episode. I mean, Tamer and Shannon are so pissed every time anybody else talks. So, it's like sipping from that invisible straw like crazy.

Yeah. So, Andy's like, well from that invisible straw like crazy. Yeah. So Andy's like, well, after talking about him all season long, it's only fair to give Shayna a chance to air his side of the very short person story. Shayne. Come on. Shayne, come on out here and sit next to your wife who just had hip surgery.

So I'm sure you'll be mindful of that. Oh, and you just sat on her. Newly replaced hip. Heavenly, how do you feel? Ah, I'm okay, I'm okay. And Andy just gives a look to the camera like, Jesus Christ, this guy. And as he comes out, Kelly's clapping. Jesus is like giving him a pause and nobody else does.

Actually, that was what she called for twerp. Well she thinks she's that Moripo which is something. It's the father! It's the father! So Andy is like well in the pantheon of house husbands. You're pretty high up there in terms of husbands. The people dislike. How does that make you feel? It's like well. It's like, I guess that's actually true. Can't take that away from him. Yeah, he's really doing his best to come off as the good guy here. He comes at and he's like, you know, I'm just here to support Emily. Of course, I support Emily.

And he's like, but to someone, what's okay? What would you say to people who would say, for example, you're a total tick? Well, I can be, but you know, I would say to them, we film hours and hours for months at a time and there's more to it, you know, and then there's, there's like snippets where I joke, like, of course, the bread, you know, she was laughing when I was trying to make her eat bread while she was on the dime. She thought that was hilarious. Yeah.

She was laughing so hard she had tears coming down her cheeks. I mean, just like tons of tears and, you know, it's funny when she laughs, she actually frowns a lot. She basically was like frowning in tears and her chest was heaving. She was laughing so hard. It's so funny. She was laughing so hard, you know, they didn't get this on camera, but like pieces of bread were actually hitting me in the face as they flew out of her mouth.

That's how hard she was laughing at. People don't realize this, this is like hours and hours and hours, and then you know, you get one snippet where you're being a dick, and that's what they put up there, and what you don't see are all the hours where you're being so much more being a dick. And as they put up there, and what you don't see are all the hours where you're being so much more of a dick. It's actually unfair that people don't really realize the depths of me being a dick. But, you know, come on.

I mean, maybe it was just the taunting after she got on the scale and was diagnosed to be obese. And he's like, well, I don't see her as obese, Andy. You know, I tell her, love yourself. And she's beautiful. I've never commented on her weight. Which good answer? I mean, he's soon.

He's still well. He didn't fall into the, like, he didn't fall into any traps there. He was like, I've always thought Emily was beautiful, even when she was nagging me and trying to me look, make me look dumb on camera, not doing things like leaving me alone while I studied for the bar. So that's, which probably mentioned that I failed because of her, right? She can mention that, but she is beautiful. She has a beautiful, beautiful distraction. And Andy's back with Andy Asabron. What would you do if Sean spoke to you the way Shane

speaks to Emily? And she's like, well, Andy, I would grab the blonde girl that I brought over for his birthday, turn her to him and say, yell at her, okay? I'm not here for this. And then I would go and tell my children what I did and I said, the way that that man was talking to me was unacceptable and I brought a basket of bread for all of us, because all of us deserve it. And it's about time that we got back to having bread as a family. Thank you again and good night everyone. Good night. I thank you for this award.

So what do you think about that burlesque thing that Emily did? I think she was dancing for you. And he's like, well, when I first heard about it, I was flattered. But then I found it's going to be part of the filming and the cameras are going to be there. So it took on a different, what the fuck did you think it was going to be? It was at the Jackie Seagull Casino and it was a show. You think that anybody without a TV show can just be like, okay, I'm going to guess star in your burlesque show. Yeah.

Do you think anyone would even want to do that? I mean, it is the most producer driven thing that anyone could have even imagined. And did you really think Emily just up and decided one day that she was gonna turn to Ann Ranking? Okay, from an off-strip casino, no. And it goes, I just, you know, I needed to set back at the, I wasn't comfortable in that ambiance. What the fuck are you saying right now?

I know. So he is, so what do you love about Emily? I mean, what isn't there to love? She's smart, she's beautiful, she's obstinate with my two older children, which is cool. She calls me up when I'm in the middle of studying, which is great. It's a great way to get my mind off of all that important stuff I need to know to pass the bar. Love that.

Love that about her. Wow, she's great. So Shannon, he's talking about how Shannon, I'm sorry, how Emily helped in the marriage. When they first got together, he has two older kids and she really helped him learn to be a father and a husband and He's trying to give like a serious Like say how how much she's helped him like he's giving a good answer, right? He's being nice. He's actually was he actually I actually believe it or not I actually think he did very well during his second. Yeah, he did a good job. He's he's had very good coaching He's got like scandal coaching, you know and really

He's up like scandal coaching, you know, and really? He really is. Shana's like, oh, well, I just want to say, Shane, I only met you one time and I'm shocked right. I am just shocked because I wish Emily told us some of these things. These wonderful things instead of all those terrible things. Just finding a way to pile on. And of course, Tamara just smells blood in the water and she goes, yeah, you should have a lot of things in your interviews.

There was not so nice about your maps. You didn't even talk about the good stuff in your interviews. I'm like, okay, Tamara acting as if she doesn't know how like a TV show has put together. Just trying to like draw like a wedge between Emily and Shane. Yeah, they're so heavy handed and they're so like blamed the woman too, you know, which is so them. It's so those two. So Emily's like, uh, well, you know, it was bad. So I was talking about the bad stuff and he's like, uh, so basically you guys are saying that she's just playing the victim on TV and they just like look at him like yeah pretty much and she's like well yeah I do think that you're one sided and I'm in your corner but I do think it's hard for you you know because like you present yourselves as you are if you're not

presenting it as you are it's like look who's talking Gina yeah you know like I know you've gone through a rough time but you lied your entire first season. Like who the setup Gina? Quite. Or maybe not so much of being lied, but it was just like this, it was not honest with the reality of our situation with either herself or her castmates,

which is probably more realistic. No, no, well that's different than, I feel like lying is a little bit more of a malicious thing. I think it's possible to not be honest about a situation because you're not ready to come to terms with it, which is maybe more realistic to what's going on with Emily. I mean, who knows? So what are the things? Kelly apparently went to Cabo with the chain in Emily with, I'm assuming, Brian and she saw another side. You see another side of Emily and Cabo, and she's like, yeah!

There's a side there, she'll lash out. She'll be like, very upset, you can't compartmentalize. Like, you say, you're such a dork and she doesn't know how to respond to that, it's weird. And Emily's like, yeah, she said it was a bitch because yeah, I said you're a bitch and you're mean. You're being mean to Shane. And he goes, so are you guys happy now in your marriage and she's like

Yeah, I mean we made a list of stuff and like we both wrote down a list and then we made a mission statement Yeah, remember that scene and during McGuire in the very beginning when Jeremy Guire like it's like oh my god And then grunts to kinkos later night. It's like here's my missions statement That's sort of like what I do with the, except I wrote it on the new sleep paper and just sort of taped it to the back of the refrigerator. And he's like, what's your mission? That refrigerator joke was not supposed to be if, that was supposed to, by the way,

that refrigerator joke was not an obesity joke, by the way, I just realized as I said it. That's not a one-shot. I was not making a fat-shaming joke about the voice of the refrigerator. I just like said, Friturid critics was like a thing that I imagine people tape things too. Okay. I just like clarify it right away. It's not that Jamie and he's like, okay, great, Shane.

Thanks a lot for being such a, you know, bag of dicks. Okay. Get out. I guess you don't have horns coming out of your head. He's like, well, I don't have, I don't have angel wings either. And he's like, well, that we've established. And the chain just looks furious. He's like, bye.

He's down to his foot in the ground. So hard, he just like wedges himself into the floor of the reunion. Rumpel Sills can reference. Think about this. What do you think about this stuff with? With Shane. Then accusing Gina of just making Shane look bad.

On camera? Yes, and then her I Mean I think you know, I think that in any any situation is there's always gonna be a lot of ambiguity, right? It's like it's more it's my it's like it's my truth his truth and then the truth, right? but I mean Yeah, there's probably like there's probably some instigation that Emily contributes to, but as far as I can tell, like, I understand, I understand how reality TV works, I know that there's editing, I know that, like, there's

probably, like, great sides of Shane, you know, that are super awesome, but the truth is what we saw is what we saw, and like, like, everyone is allowed to be grouchy, everyone's allowed to have dick moments, but like if those are your dick moments, dude, you gotta like work on your dick moments. Yeah, he's terrible. He's fucking terrible.

Sorry. They can edit you all they want, but you're still a fucking asshole. He talks to your wife like that, my god. Yeah, so I feel like, I don't, I can't talk about what Emily could possibly be like or even what he could possibly be like I take it back we're podcasters of course we can talk about that stuff but the truth is we see what he is like on camera and

He just seems like a dick. I thought it was a really good one point where he's like oh no one sees this side of Emily It's like really last year year she was crawling over people trying to murder Kelly, you know? Like threatening to kill somebody. Yeah, we have seen it. And you're still an asshole, Shane. Yeah, not only have we seen it, we actually like it. So that's gonna be a problem for you.

Yeah. So then we get to the most depressing part, which is the genus segment, which went away to end of reunion, guys. Thanks a lot. I know, what will we end of year. It was actually pretty riveting. She was talking about it and like, you know, she's right now Gina has a new boyfriend named Travis that she met through Shay, her handman makeup chick, yet what, we're it up to Shay. And, you know, basically Andy starts asking about what happened the famous night June 22nd, which is like about a month after filming wrapped and that's when Matt was arrested for domestic violence.

And then you could then you hear like Andy clearly had to like insert in the Bravo. I should say had to insert any saying in post-production, maximize all these allegations and, oh, yeah. So, uh. Here's a statement from his lawyer, the events that happened were unfortunate. It was like, okay, lemony, smicket, wait, it was like, I know, it will just gloss that one over. Yeah, exactly.

So, um, the long and the short of it, according to Gina, was that they had some sort of argument in the morning, which apparently was really bad. And then they, but they had plans to go out that night, so he apologized that way they could, like, go out. And then they went out and he was awesome and everything was great, but then they were also drinking.

And when they were ubering home, he got angry and was kicked out of the Uber. To me already at that point, I'm like, what did you do that caused you to get kicked out of an Uber because you were so angry? Yeah, this guy sounds like a real fucking prince. Yeah. So she goes home in the Uber and he called her and said, I can't order a new Uber

because you have my Uber because I ordered that for my phone. So then she goes to bed thinking, okay, well well I'm home now so you can get a new Uber but then his phone died then he was so mad because he had to walk home by the time he got home he was infuriated and he got up to the second you know level and was in a rage and then she ran out of there and was like knocking on neighbor's doors and he dragged her back into the I mean Jesus Yeah, I mean it was it's really really bad and I kind of felt bad for For Gina because she was saying when he's walking and walking because I mean I felt bad for obviously for many

Reasons it's a given but I felt bad that she had to that she was up there on this reunion saying you know Then he's walking and he's like it's going over in his head over and over and over again He's like working his way up. I felt bad that she felt that she had to like rationalize why he got angry enough to do everything that he did. Like, he's a dick. That's why he did it. You don't have to say, oh, well, because he was walking, and it almost means like, it almost sounds like she's taking a little bit of that responsibility, off his shoulders. So when she said that, I was like, no, Gina, no, like you don't have to say he was getting angry and angrier. It's, you can say he is a dick with real issues, but I mean, you know, so, so basically she, Matt is facing a potentially seven years in jail and Tamer goes, wow. And in the middle of this very serious,

and Kelly just looks at Tamer and goes, hug her Tamer, hug her! Yeah, because Tamer was like, he's gonna gotta Jail right, like he could gotta present. And then when he's like, I mean, Gina's like, yeah, he could face seven years. And Tamer's like, wow. Yeah, just like,

Tamer's pretending. Yeah, Tamer's pretending to show empathy, but not actually doing it. That's what Kelly's like, I'm pretending. Yeah, Timber's pretending to show empathy, but not actually doing it. That's what Kelly's like, just hug her, dammit. Yeah, that's like, I'm gonna go further down the stairs. Geez.

Timber goes, but there's a pillow that's in front of us. I can't. And then she like puts like her arms, oh, as if like they're like separated by like a, like a gulf. It's like, Timber,

you can hug someone with a pillow that's in between you guys. It's like the most of all the items that could get caught in between two people in a hug, a pillow is the best thing. Yeah. Well, the good thing about all of this is that she's out of that. Thank God. And she's with someone new who's treating her well and he's good for you, girl, because that's that's the truth. Yeah, I'm really happy that she's moved on

and that's a terrible thing to go through. I'm happy she did not get caught in any sort of cycle. It was really hard watching the season sometimes because we had seen that this happened in the news and a lot of times when we'd be recapping episodes, we would allude to it because it would make us uncomfortable to hear Gina saying things like, we're gonna try to really work it out.

We decided, yeah, that's totally changed, totally changed. And like, on the one hand, we would laugh because it was so naive of her. And of course, he hasn't changed. But on the other hand, it was also like, we knew what this was leading to. And that was like, oh, Gina,ino, Gino, but you know what? Hopefully it's in a rearview mirror. Yeah, so they do a new kind of ending which Andy you know struggles with explaining is like, well,

got bowls. So we're gonna have a flower and then you're gonna put a flower on the bowl and then you're gonna talk about another flower because you're gonna have two flowers. So then you get two flowers and then you have a bold and you hit the bowl. I was like, what? This is an awkwardly executed segment. Hopefully one that'll be retired soon. I don't need to hear bowls don, okay? It's almost like evidence for Shannon's mounting case, mounting a case against Gellie.

I'm like, that is fucking annoying. My brain is bleeding. Yeah. Matt had a good case against Kelly. I'm like, that is fucking annoying. My brain is bleeding. It's just, yeah. So the women have to let go of one thing and invite something into their life and throw rose petals and reach one. So Kelly starts it off with letting go of negativity and she's like, and bringing in, well, I already got Target and Walmart.

They just show Shannon's scaling. Oh, she's just making a joke of this too. I guess just, just, yeah, fine. I won't even comment on it. Sbuttering mad over there. Halt layer. Yes. And I want to bring in Rick Lovellthorne. And she bongs the thing and laughs and Shannon's like, well that was a light mallet. So imagine what that is. Everyone felt like, I mean, yeah, I mean you saw right there that

that bowl just got a concussion itself So you know just imagine my head that's a Emily I just want to let I want to let go of her and anything that I felt for me who are we kidding Gina I'm gonna let go of things out. You know, I hated that bitch, but I like her again And I hope for a new beginning with me and Gina And of course Emily is the person to hit the bowl while sitting on her lap. So it just goes like this. Of course Emily has like a dull foot of a reverberation.

Yeah. So Bronwyn takes it and she's like, I'm letting go of caring what everybody thinks. And I'm bringing in badass Bronwyn. Hero. You just come out. Dr. Deb is watching that at home. Thanks, and I'm bringing in badass Bronwyn hero You just come out Dr. Deb is watching that at home like oh, I'd like to see that badass Bronwyn really would like to see that How about how about how about a thanking her mother for all the opportunities that she provided for her Bronwyn how about that type of Bronwyn? And then Gina's like I I loved you, Ambally. I've actually had a heavy

hair and I'd let go of stuff already. So I'm, you know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna let go of risky beauty choices. What is that gonna start? Yeah, yeah, I haven't seen that tomorrow. I think we need to invite her into a calendar. That's we need to invite in the calendar. Yeah, and Tamra's like, I'm button-gov-lit-lips. It's like, oh god, again, like, half of the time, so we're gonna have to see the vagina tightening story. Come on. It's like literally already been done this season. And then because it's like the very end of the reunion, Tamra is like, wait a second, there's one last chance for me to be dramatic and she goes and I'm bringing in health and wellness from my family and she starts choking up. I'm like

there's truly the most generic wish for a family. I'm not saying it's a bad one but like you're gonna choke up by saying I wish you health and wellness. Yeah well she's saying for depressed Ryan who's you know the guy who you know wants to kill Trump's people like oh like let's feel for your son again Tamra the fucking monster you're fucking jackass thanks for submitting that Ronnie he never had a shot in life oh god poor guy it's like he didn't get to keep all that money he was raised with he's just a straight white male who spent a good chunk of his life in a mcmanchin with his. That's all. Really rough. So Shana's like, well, I'm going to let go of my past is going to be hard

to let go of that target. Paul Mark com and I'm going to try. And I'm going to bring in continued happiness and growth for my family and my new person and his family who live in the same state as me. I'm like Kelly. family. Oh, they're in the same state as me. I'm like Kelly. Duh. Yeah. Bung.

Uh, one thing I won't be letting go of will be, uh, uh, Sophie's, uh, college tuition because it's already been taken by Jim. But we know four years taken away. So Annie's like, wow, you know, coming here today, I thought we weren't going to accomplish anything. And safe to say we've accomplished nothing because it's a housewives reunion. What do you expect us to do over here? Okay, we're not building the city idiots. Yeah, and he goes, well, we thought we were toast with wecress.

And then you see Shannet, busy Shannet's face like, oh, oh God, oh God. It's all happening. Do I want wecress? No. No. No. But we decided to go to Keelan instead. And then Bronwyn does the new girl thing, when the new girl always steal the toast. I love that. She's like, uh, all toast to sisterhood. And tamers like to season 410 may we never live. Except we want you to because it was a really good season.

So, um, yeah, that's the end of, of Orange County. And then, um, next week, there will be various episodes on Bravo, but we are going on break. So, unfortunately, we will not be there to recap part one of the marriage medicine reunion, etc. etc. But we'll be back after the new year for a fun time, and we will have up in the meantime. There will be a bonus episode that's coming up and we are going to post that episode from that we recorded in Philadelphia, where we did a rewind to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, season two, I think it was episode 14,

Malibu Beach, party from hell, whatever it was called. So until then, I hope you guys all have a happy new year. You two, Ronnie, I hope you have a happy new year down in Texas. You two, everybody, we will see you on January the sixth. This one will be back. Bye, everybody. Bye. Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today.

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