Watch What Crappens - RHOC: O

Episode Date: October 10, 2019

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Shannon gets an O Shot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, and Gina gets stood up on a date over a broken toe. To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the new trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Atlanta (early and late show), Chapel Hill, Richmond, Tampa, Ft Lauderdale, Indianapolis, Chicago (early and late show), NYC, St Louis, Philadelphia, Denver, Seattle, Los Angeles (The Crappies), Detroit, Columbus, Austin (late show added!) and Houston! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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about on Yeal Braves. I'm Ronny Karam, and as usual, here I am with the gorgeous talented Mr. Ben Mandelker, who also writes, produces draws and voices, the real housewares of kitchen island on YouTube. Hi, BAM! Hi, Ronny. How's BAM! Hi, Ronnie. How's it going, baby? Oh, it's Yum Kapoor. So I'm starving.

I'm starving. Oh, sorry. Sorry. How am I doing? Well, I just have the way to repent and some of my shoulders today. I'm starving. I am drinking a cold brew. I did not go to Starbucks.

Part of my Yum Kapoor,. You know, part of my, well, see part of my yum kippur spiritualism, you know, I'm like, you know, I'm like depriving myself of joyous things. Instead of Starbucks, I had this like old random cold brew in like a bottle that someone brought over two or three months ago. So I was like, it's time, it's time.

So I opened it up and I'm drinking it and it's uniquely terrible. It's like I feel like I'm drinking Bung Water. But this is my way of repenting for being a shady queen on a podcast for all your long. And in fact, I don't know. I feel like I'm I being sacrilegious by actually also podcasting on young Kapoor and repairing to say shady things about back when they came up with with religions, they didn't have an economy, okay. This is like they don't have to have people driving driving something to listen to, okay. We're doing people a favor by giving them something, not a favor,

but we're doing something religious by giving some people something to listen to in their ear buds while they're in. You know what? Mass or whatever. A synagogue. Yes. A synagogue. You could listen to this in mass.

You know what? We are very helping. What is in a synagogue, y'all? It's right. So, yeah, that's where I'm at. I'm like, hangry, caffeinated, a little crazy, a little deranged. I feel like it's just going to be one of those podcast episodes. Well, it's okay because it is the real housewives of Orange County episode that Emily cries about her weight.

So you should be starving and then later after this I'm going to eat a lot and I actually have a copy of my fridge that I should get but I don't want to ruin this video because this is on crap and it's on demand everybody. Oh no you're trapped you can't sneak away. No the fridge is so close. If you want, I can vamp first. I can vamp. I can vamp. You need to get your coffee.

While you vamp, I'm going to talk about, since we're talking about Yumkapur, I'm going to talk about the fact that many people know that I've been doing keto since June. And I had my annual physical yesterday. Ronnie, I'm telling everyone, Ronnie is back. I'm telling everyone about keto since you mentioned Emily's weight journey etc. And I had my I had my annual physical yesterday So the good news is with keto. I've lost probably about like 23 pounds or so. Oh lucky I mean not lucky because you work for it but still the bad news is my cholesterol has gone through the roof

And I'm stopping keto immediately. It is I cannot even believe what it has done to my cholesterol It is horrifying. So everyone if you plan on doing keto, please be careful because I am like I'm like mortified I feel like my mom's yelling at me And like the doctor hasn't even called to rubber man I just saw the test results and I was like holy shit. So in the spirit, this is what I'm atoning for keto today. That is my. Yeah, you can join vegetarianism with me, except for fish.

Sorry, fish. I'll get I'll get around to you at some point. Yeah. So that's the update. My cholesterol is terrible right now, but I can drink again. I guess a little bit. So we've got a lot of diet issues to talk about today on Orange County. Doesn't that sound fun? But first, let's just give these quick announcements.

We're going to be in Atlanta this week for two shows. We're so excited to come back to Atlanta on gay pride of all days to come. We're going to be at City Winery for two shows on the 12th, which is Saturday. And there's low ticket alert for the first, which we're gonna be recapping Real Housewives of Dallas at. And the second, they're still tickets left because it's a late show. But get tickets to come, we're gonna have so much fun then.

And that late show, we're gonna be recapping Real Housewives of New York City, season eight, episode seven, which is the one at John's Dry Cleaner Shop. It's like a party at Dry cleaner, the dry cleaner shop. I met on Polette. Madame Polette with a big fight. During the screams of everybody and then raised there, and I mean, it's a huge mess.

It's Cheater brand. It's a great episode. So, during this X. Oh God, yeah. You've got to come check it out. So we've got that. And then the very next week, we're going to Chapel Hill and Richmond. So there's tickets for those, get those. And then the very next week we're going to Chapel Hill and Richmond.

So there's tickets for those, get those. And then here's the rest of the city. So you're ready, okay? Both. Yes. Tampa, Fort Lauderdale, Indianapolis. Two shows in Chicago, they only have VIP tickets left early and late. So go get those. New York City both have low ticket alerts. St. Louis, Philadelphia, which is sold out in the first show, but not the second. Denver, Seattle, the 2020 Golden Crapies here in Los Angeles. Whoa! So many stars! Or maybe none. We literally don't know until the day that the show happens.

We don't know. We're very lazy. Detroit, Columbus, Austin, Austin, and Houston. Oh, that's right. We added a second show to all. Yeah, we sold out We sold out our first. Oh my God. Okay. We sold out our first Austin show I just want to look at the New York show. There's one ticket left for the early show one ticket left. Oh wow Wow, we can get it. He's gonna be it. Yes, and we sold out Austin. We love you Austin and

You know, we're gonna do two shows there and have a great time with both of them acting crazy Before we drive to Houston the next morning And also I wanted to show you these amazing things that came in this is the Shannon Bulldoor mug Now you can get this as a sure or you can get this as a mug or I got a water bottle too and then there's When life gives you tacos, make tacos solid, which you can get in all sorts of things. And then we made a twerp and a dork mug each. They each get their own. And those are shirts and stuff available to you. So we got a lot of stuff. You did to you then made the tacos shirts. I mean,

these are so exciting. We're loving. That was my first design, the taco shirt. See, isn't it just exhilarating? So we're loving making the merch and sorry, it took so long to get new merch up there, but there's a shit ton of it and go get it soon because we're going to have to make way for holiday shirt soon. So go buy them now. And there's also Shannon Badoor tights. Whoa. Yeah, that's Shannon Badoor, but that Shannon Bull Door shit is amazing.

I'm not just look because you have to see it. It looks great, Ronnie. I like you. Because every time I look at it, I laugh. I can't help it. I feel like I'm on QVC right now. I just look at it and laugh. You want it.

Just haul in to 1,800 looking laugh. Thank you. Thanks. How are you? So I made kind of a Halloween remix of the Real Housewives of Orange County song that you can hear on our Instagram, okay? It's on the ad.

Go listen to it. It's fun. I feel like the Halloween remix of the Orange County theme song is the Orange County theme song. Because it already sounds creepy as well. Yeah, it did. I just took literal sounds from Halloween

and taken to the main part to an electric guitar, but yeah, it sounds really scary. As it's also like, there's also like a very fine line between not scary farm and coda de casa, right? Like you have scary faces, things jumping out at you, it's all terrifying, you just can't wait to get out of it. And then when you're done, you're sort of like laughing, like, wow, I can't believe I did that. Well, Vicki is kind of the snoopy of this season, where she's just appearing at places and you're not, you don't think't believe I did that. Well, Vicki is kind of the snoopy of this season where she's just appearing at places and you're not, you don't think she should be there necessarily.

Yeah. She's not the show anymore. It's like she's sitting with the scarf and some sunglasses on top of a golf cart. Like, yeah, and she's been like flying dog houses through World War One. I was like, what? She just flying through World War One. Get a job. Get a job.

Hey, Kaiser, get a job. Hey, my name is Joe. Get a job. Cool. Right. You know, it's cool getting a job. Yeah, Joe. I guess Steve is Woodstock, then, right? Um, my bird next to her. No, no, no, cameras probably the woods, except she talks too much. Yeah, you know, what penis doesn't really work for this? I know. I was already like, I feel bad that we are

sullying peanuts with orange calony. Although I feel like Tamra could be Lucy. Who's the one who's the real who's the real annoying like Lucy's real biot Lucy. That's Tamra. And then Shannon is probably Charlie Brown to be honest. Well, I try to, I try to throw a ball and guess who lambda not her butt again. Me. I'm happy. Yeah, Santa is a Charlie Brown, but Gina's giving her a run for her money.

I mean, everything Gina does this season is like, Oh my god, it's because I'm having the worst year ever. This happens to know one else. Like seriously, that's how you're gonna throw a football at me. I feel like in some weird way, Gina is lying us. It doesn't make sense because I don't, but I can imagine Gina sitting at a tiny little piano just like hitting it. I'm making music. I got this piano at Marshall's, okay? What are you doing over there to your lens? Oh, are you wiping it? Yeah.

Um, so... But you're blocking me out. Like, no, Gina is not lying as I am just gonna cover Ben and like not... Not accept any more of this. Cause you know me, I love an analogy. So once we start going down a path, I'm like, no, I'm gonna find every single character

and map them to every other character. Oh, yeah. My bad. Um, so... I have to apologize so I was the one who started it. No, but I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So this show is called Big O's and Broken Toes, which I saw, I saw this one. I turned the episode on and I thought, wow, finally, we get to see some

vaginal work on Real Housewives of Orange County. I mean, no one has been to the vagina doctor this season. And I was starting to worry these ladies lost their grit. I was starting to worry these ladies lost their grit. They lost their, they lost their mojo. But you know what, I think we should have realized there was a sign right at the beginning of the episode because Kelly Dodd shows up at a restaurant called The Vig.

So it's like, wait a second, that sounds an awfully lot like the vat. So that was sort of like a light omen, a misspelled omen. Yeah, it was a misspelled Vag that they were eating at. So Kelly is driven up and she, the guy opens the door for her. She's like, thank you, Warsaw. I want to drive her named, or is that I want to drive her named Rigatoni. That's my favorite person. Yeah, I want a driver named ZD. I want a driver named wagon wheel. Oh God. Now we're just getting crazy. We're like, thank you, sweetie. Could you tell it's young, Caporn? I'm hungry. I want a driver named LaZonya. So she is coming to meet up with two of her childhood friends. Christine and Lisa, who both talk like this kind of. They're like, yeah.

Yeah, it was kind of funny because they, Christine's voice in particular, I really liked how crisp and clear it was, but at the same time, I was like angry at her because I was already traumatized on behalf of anyone who's ever been in a coffee shop that she's been in, because she has one of those voices where no matter where she is in the coffee shop

and no matter how quietly she's speaking, it just like purses through the entire crowd. She's like sitting there trying to drink her coffee, trying to talk to a friend, and all you hear is Christine being like, well, I went to the doctor today and what I found out is I have a cyst in my elbow. So they got to get that removed, which is annoying because I was planning to go to plan, I plan to go to shop right and now I can't. Who gets assisted that elbow, Kelly?

Who? So they start talking about how their best friends and everything. And I have wrote other bone throaty nasal voice. LOL. I guess both of them are met. So Kelly's like, they're my best friends through thick and thin. They always have my bag. And they start by telling her Kelly. She goes, my god. You guys it was a shitsho

It was a shitsho this trip was a shitsho and they both go at the same time did you notice? You gotta tell us what happened Kelly It felt like a backdoor pilot didn't it felt like that was where we're about to get a spinoff of like Kelly and friends You know like Kelly and her two Arizona friends You're about to get a spinoff of like Kelly and friends, you know, like Kelly and her two Arizona friends. It felt, I think maybe I'm just because I saw the backdoor pilot of M.T.N. So over the weekend, so it's like very present in my head. Yeah.

So she's like, well, I don't do people on the heads. Don't them run on the heads. And she starts cracking up. And Lisa says, Kelly, we were just talking about the punching and hitting days. They're over You can't do that anymore. We were just talking about that and Chris is like, yeah We were saying how we would go out and then before we know it a fight with great guys. So Kelly got Yeah, and then Kelly tells this story about how she's like no when I was 17 I was a bit rambunctious.

I was a little wild. I mean, like, um, we had Gasoline and we like spelled out S and M and Gasoline, you know, for seeing mirrors, which was my private school, and then we lit it on fire and I got arrested. What do I mean, I don't like that was like something on fire and burned out of building. I mean, in high school was arrested. Dork. And then did she catch Lisa's say? out of building. I mean, in high school, I was arrested, or and then did you catch Lisa say,

all yeah, Christine hit didn't even know about the Phoenix sofa waste management story. What? And then I rewound it. And I was like, did I get the right thing? The Phoenix sofa waste management story. What the fuck were these ladies doing when they were kids? Sofa waste management. Is that like where you like deposit old sofas? I don't know. And Kelly goes and Phoenix. Yeah. And Lisa goes, you're in that bet. The old lady with the glasses and Kelly's like, oh yeah.

She goes, you're punched her in the face Kelly. She goes, oh yeah, reflexes. Cause never she pulled my hair., reflect this because remember she pulled my hair and I laughed because she pulled my hair and then I bought so funny. Wait, and this all had to do with the Phoenix sofa waste. I'm like, I don't understand how I mean, I feel like they basically said, Okay, we're giving you three concepts, old lady glasses, sofas, waste management, create a story. Hey, Kelly, remember when you punched the old lady at the waste management offices for the sofa company?

The Phoenix sofa waste management story. I mean, wow. I feel like maybe you must have misheard that. I'm not going to get it at all. I'm sure I did. I think the word I misheard was sofa, because I'm pretty sure I've got Phoenix waste management correct The

Hear that you know Phoenix you know, it's so funny because I heard them start they started telling the story and I had missed like the very first part the feet which is apparently the Phoenix sofa waste management Company and I was too lazy to go back and I was like, I don't think Ron is really gonna bring this up And then of course now and I thought I had to go back. And I was like, I don't think Ron is really gonna bring this up. And then of course now. And I thought I had something to do with a cat. That's where my mind was. I thought Kelly,

I guess bumped into Kelly or like flipped her hair. What I'm imagining that someone being like nice hair and Kelly just turns around and smacks him in the face. You have nice hair. Yeah, and she's cracking up. So Kelly's just like, oh, I don't know. And then she stops. And she's like, guys, I heard from Eric.

Have you heard from Eric? I've heard from him. I've heard from Eric. Who's her brother? And she reads them the text about how sorry he is. And mom misses her. And oh, they've always been best friend. Thanks for all the years of screaming and fighting

and laughing and then screaming some more and then starting Catholic schools on fire together and then swinging cats by their tails over football fields. Telling you out from jail after you've burned down sofas and the waste management neighborhood of Phoenix. So yeah, and the girls like, well, you guys despite everything, all the shit you guys did we chat that you guys are better together than a pot. Just turning them both into Gina at this point. Yeah, and Kelly goes, well, it's a dysfunctional family. And they just both stare at her like nodding, like,

mm-hmm, we've been dealing with this our whole lives. It's cut the crap, lady. Yeah, so now we go over to Shannon's house We're Vicki arrives and Archie is like going nuts and he's like barking up a storm and Shannon's like Archie be nice Be nice. Don't be like David be nice be nice He must be so happy right now just like me happiness is contagious and I'm the happiest person in the room. And Rishi is being nice and Vicki's just like, I can't, I can't look, he's licking, he's licking my legs, I hate that. Stop licking my legs, stop it.

Which you know who else is a doglicator? I don't like being licked by things. I don't know why, like, I don't like being licked by things. I don't know why. I don't play these. It's a bad thing. I'm playing that you because you're with Vicki on this episode with congratulations.

I'm with Vicki. Licking my legs is like, okay, but I hate. I hate if I'm walking and running in canyon and then dog comes up and just likes my leg. I'm like, I don't even know you dog I don't even know which dog who you belong to. I just think it's like I just kind of think it's gross. I feel like I don't like it. I don't like dogs like my face especially that's like my number one thing where I get really annoyed by that It's like I'm like and people think like people think I hate dogs And I think actually most of the reason why they think I hate dogs is if a dog is in my lap and starts trying to lick my face, I recoil, and then I'm like,

okay, and I push it off my lap, because I don't want my face licked. So, it doesn't mean I hate dogs, it means I hate my face licked, and I'm going to fix the situation and make sure my face doesn't get licked. Well done, dog. Good luck in life. Good luck ever getting love from a dog. So far. We're so far. We're so far. You know what? The good dogs know the good dogs have lick boundaries and I appreciate that. This is my dog is not a good dog. We all know.

My dog can't stop licking. His tongue is like this big. It's this big. It's even bigger than my index finger. It's just like, oh, Bueller's a little unruly, but he's very cute. He's super cute. So that like makes up for him. Every time I come over, being excited to see you. He jumps up and jumps around and jumps all over. Yeah, he gets so excited. Okay, so anyway, the point is, Shannon is making new meals for her website and her company, her weight loss company. And that means we get a clip of her doing our favorite scene.

All right, try this salmon. There's cream cheese in the middle. And her kid being like, I don't like cream cheese. Classic clips of this show. Classic, classic. So Shannon is talking and she's like, well, my head is still a little bit sore, little bit sore, from when I received a a plugin to it from Miss Kelly Dad.

And I think everything's fine, but you know with Kelly you never know you never archie get off of Vicky's legs Archie, did you put on that nice cream again you put on the nice cream? So then Gina and Emily come over and Gina's like sorry, I'm very punctuality's not really my thing. Oh, fuck off me on time, okay? Yeah, it's free food, beyond time. So then Emily shows up and she's like, I am the person who'd like at Costco. Like, I'm first in line at Costco whenever it's free sample day.

So if Shannon was trying, once I'm gonna try out her free food, I am there. I'm like, Emily, I don't wanna blow your mind, but every day is free sample day at Costco. I am there. I'm like Emily, I don't want to blow your mind, but every day is free sample day at Costco. You can go any day. How does she not know it's free samples every day? I got really some days there's more like Sunday's. There's more samples that on say a Tuesday.

I mean, Sunday every pop-off is there. I know it's my pop-off. I do that. He's like, oh, what a day at work, those samples, just given to people. I'm like, you literally giving samples to people. He's like, that's what I mean. It felt so good. I'm like, wow.

I just got really full soul. I just don't like Emily spreading misinformation that Costco gives either paid like you have to pay for the sample or that you only get samples on certain days. Yeah. Every single day, every day is a free sample day at Bikasco. Oh, so Shan is like, Gina, would you like something else to drink?

Or ee-e-e-e-e-e? And Gina's like, no, I'm not because I have a date like that and I'm very responsible. So I don't want to I don't want to drink now because I'm thinking that I might have one later So they're like day day who's your date? Let me know I want to see a picture Who is it? Who is it? And then we find out that Emily has set up Gina with James cousin. Who? God, okay, who would this is like? This is so rude. I would like to see what this guy looks like because I just feel like, I don't want to know what Rumble Silskin's cousin.

I just feel like that's just like a bad thing to go down. And just spin off nobody needs. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I think this is like, I feel like it's gonna look like, like a side character from the, what was it, like the rats of Nimm or something like that. So whatever that cartoon was. So anyways, so there's gonna be this cousin,

but guess what, Emily has some bad news. The cousin has to bail for tonight because he got an injury of some sort, at which point he was like, but I got a spray tan and a baby sit in everything. This is Paul for Genus 2019, a babysitter, a spray tan, a spray tan babysitter. I mean, the world is conspiring against me.

I literally got a new box that said, babysitter, and now I have, now what am I gonna do now? Just send it back. And then they start giving, and Shannon's like, well, get him on the phone. And now I have now what am I going to do now just send it back? They start getting and Shannon's like well get him on the phone. He just needs to understand Tell him look Shannon went on her blind date last year with the spring dinkle Like yeah, and you're still complaining about a bull being lightly dunged on your head Shannon, okay? I don't think you're really the horse to be in this race I'm about to celebrate my birthday by going on multiple dates while having intense brain trauma.

If I can do it, he can do it. Awakenings, the Shannon Bador dating story. So Shannon, everyone's like collar collar column column column column. And so Shannon's like, so has anybody talked to anybody? And Emily's like, oh, you mean about the trip from hell? Come on, it was fun. OK, it was fun after I made up with Emily. But and you just see Shannon's face,

like, by tripping called the trip from hell. Oh, that's incredible. That's incredible. That's certainly ungrateful for someone who had a wonderful spiritual experience in aerial yoga. So, she's like some of the trips of people been to the emergency room on OC if you think about it.

I mean, it's usually Vicki, but I feel like next season they should just go to the Mayo Clinic for their cast rep. So just go right to Minnesota. So yeah, they're talking about it. Emily's like, well, actually, I really like the end of it because like what I learned is that we got to a good place and like, you know, we gave each other a low blows, but it showed that we can come back and so be friends.

I'm like, wait, that almost seems like you're saying it's okay to have low blows because you know, in the end you'll be okay. That's not good. That's not good. I know. Well, they were saying, yeah, where our friendship is so strong that we can go through low blows and still make up later

Which sounds like the beginning of a very abusive relationship Yeah, you know, it's like it's like when you go to Costco and you get a free sample But then you can go home and still make dinner, you know It works out. Well, you know, I've been separated for a year and that's trying to get back in my pants So this, this, this, this, this, this, oh my god, you can do it. He's so hot. I'll do it. I'll do it.

Can I do it? Can I come in? I'll do it. So what is he going to cheat on his girlfriend with his ex? So he was like laughing, but you know that like the, you've done inside, you never sense that Emily said that. So in the meantime, they get an injury, so the injury update on on Shane's cousin. And basically, he broke his toe. And he was like, a

toe, a toe, oh, I guess it up for a toe. I'm like, listen, there's some women in the scoop who are married to toes. Okay. so you better be careful with your words. And he actually looks like a toe. Shane, yeah, the cousin probably looks like Shane. So, she's so mad. I'm like, well, you only got nine toes. I mean, come on, bro, it's a tell. I mean, while she's talking to Shannon, he's, you know, probably going to be in the emergency room by the end of this episode. Yeah. So they call the guy and they make her call the guy. And he's like, oh my God. And he goes, how are you? She goes, he's sent me up, bro.

And he goes, I'm hot broken too. This is so West Coast. This would never happen on the East Coast, right? She's like, yeah, you know what? This is so West Coast. It's, oh, you, oh, you said my line. Okay. I guess I don't have anything else to say to this. It's such a shame. Comment, too, isn't it? He already knows how to make fun of her and he just met her. Yeah. Well, he was making fun of himself, too, which is the

difference with Shane. Shane is not capable of doing that. I just think like he's totally already poking at her for being like, oh my god, this would never happen on the East Coast, you know. Yeah. So, she's like, oh, he goes, I'm heartbroken too. Yeah. And so Gina's like, um, well, it wouldn't happen on the West Coast and goes, well, you would have given me a piggyback ride.

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I think that like OC's been trying for a while to get like someone who really fits in and she's doing a great job. This scene is not what we need. We do not need stupid. Like this is like the worst of two scenes. It's like two like like real house house tropes. It's the family photo shoot mixed with faux sexy time, sexy talk with the husband.

It's like, I don't care about either one. And it's not interesting. Either one is not interesting to me. So it starts off, big family photo shoot. So they do a family photo shoot like after every time they have a baby, so like every three months. And this and Bronwyn is like,

you know what, like we are different, we are not like the typical Orange County family. Like if I see one more family photo at a beach in Cackie pants and a white shirt, I might just have to kind of bomb it on myself. We just say fair, fair point, and I appreciate, I appreciate her outlook, but how about we just don't do any more of them in general how about we just do like a big selfie yeah instead they do

one it's not gonna be just on a big chair in the backyard and they're all wearing black so this is somehow the brawman's wearing like lingerie so we some lazy like see through thing so then we go from family photos straight into three some talk. She's like, oh yeah, I had a fun time on the trip with the girls She's like, yeah, I had a real fun time with the girls. We I don't know me and Tamer were naked in the pool together Wait, hold on. I'm still thinking about Tamer naked. Oh, yeah God she's so pretty and he's like, uh, she is pretty honey like what are you doing to me? Yeah, and she's like, oh, she's so pretty. And he's like, oh, she is pretty, honey. Like, what are you doing to me? Yeah.

And she's like, well, they, they, Tamar says they do three Sims too. And he's like, oh my God, you told them we do three Sims. He's like, the children are gonna watch this. Yeah, she's like, well, yeah, so like, I mean, you may have to call Eddie and tell him, our wives are insane. And you can see Sean being like, I'm, you may have to call Eddie and tell him, hey, our wives are insane. And you can see Sean being like, I'm not gonna do that.

Not because I'm embarrassed to talk about this. I just don't wanna have a phone conversation with Eddie. He's got no personality. It's gonna be terrible. It'll be a terrible phone call. Yeah, so they make a lot of jokes about having three sums of tamara and I'm officially disturbed. Yeah, it was like an uncomfortable scene.

I felt like Bronwyn was not sure how her husband would receive it. So she's trying to like laugh everything off. And he was pretty cool. He's pretty, I mean, listen, you don't wear like giant pendant necklaces like that and not be a little bit chill about things like this, I guess. So he was like, whatever. Yeah, okay. Both of those have three sims, okay?

The end. Guys. Yeah. If you're into non-traditional neckwear, then you're into non-traditional sexual arrangements. Oh, I shouldn't say that, bowloos are traditional.

What am I saying? So biased. So then Emily and Shane are at a place called social. So I think it's kind of funny because they never talk to each other. Ha, ha, ha. There's, when they walk in, the way staff at this place is triggering me left and right, okay? They walk in and someone goes, happy hour if you guys are into that kind of thing.

Okay, like I felt very offended and then the waitress is like, how are we doing? How are we? How are we? We're not a we a we all right bring me some red yeah You're not in this okay and Shane by the way was rocking his like 1994 I'm in a Canadian rock band here, you know, he was like yeah, I'm cool today. I'm cool Shane cool Shane today We got a message questions of the law test. All right. Say fuck it. I don't need this law test. Um, we got a message, by the way, about someone who works in law down there in Orange County, and they actually sent a secret photo of shame. And they're like, oh my god, it's Shane, like the wherever they were,

where they were working. And they're like, um, he, like, he does not pass the bar. And he was like working as like a, I really should have read it before the podcast. But the point is this, he does not pass the bar. And I think they said that his rep, like what he's like on the show is like what he's like in real life.

So there. There's some scenes he doesn't seem put on, that's for sure. So I'm really exciting, Shane T. So then Gina meets up with them. And she just keeps saying over and over oh Wow, look at me ready for a date. It's not happening. Glad. I'm ready for a date. It's not happening. Wow look at this dress Isn't it perfect for a date? It's not happening. It's like well, you knew that dress Well, you knew the date wasn't happening before you put on the dress. Yeah, yeah, exactly

Okay, don't make me feel bad because it still decide to go through the whole evening in fact. So she's like, you know what I like to do? I like to just find humor in situations. Like literally I have a humor box and I put it in my situation box. And I'm like, where is the human? Oh, it's in the situation box. I found humor in the situation. Yeah, there's Gina just laughing everything off. You know Gina, who just keeps saying, God, she'll be on a date right now. Oh, Gina, who never turns any minor thing into the biggest drama in the world about like her and her

travesties in her life. Right. So they're looking at the menu and Emily tells saying, Hey, she want the pig. And he goes, um, no, you order for you. And I order for me that's how this works. So, God, get rid of him. Why are you with him?

Every time I see him on my team, get rid of him. Slap him off the TV. You guys are rude. You guys are rude. OK, you can't stop talking about my back. OK, I don't like that. I don't like that. Are you ordering the pig?

So Gina's like, well, we want the pig. And Emily says, I want the like that. I don't like that. Are you wondering the big uh, so Gina's like um well We want the pig and Emily says I want the meatballs too and she goes come on Emily Well, because she also is like oh, can we have the brosal sprouts? Oh and the color flower. Oh, they got meatballs Oh, oh, goodbye. Oh, like she's like ordering so much food on Emily And She's like ordering so much food, which I like to come on Emily. And she's like, yeah, I'm getting so much weight. She's like, well, at least your boobs are getting big. She's like, cat and meat balls.

So then Emily talks about how she's in so much pain because she's gained weight and she's, she gets arthritis. I keep telling her to go to the doctor. I keep telling her to go to the doctor, but she doesn't go to the doctor. She can't even walk. She can't even go to the doctor. I keep telling her to go to the doctor, but she doesn't go to the doctor She can't even walk she can't even go to the doctor. I mean how many soins do I have to get from marshals? Let's say go to the doctor before she goes to the doctor Yeah, I told her for years go to the doctor. I mean, it's not fair to your kids Like just what everyone wants. It's like you're taking out your friend to make her feel better

And then she's teaming up with you Teaming up against you with her husband. Yeah, he literally said it's pathetic that she hasn't gone to the doctor That's not nice. If she hasn't gone to the doctor in years It's not pathetic. It means that she is like literally needs some emotional support Which is what you should be providing for her or at least do like a doctor intervention intervention. Be like, hey, honey, we're going to Costco for free sample day and then like show up at, you know, a new port medical group. Yeah, or just have tamar as sitting on your dumpster

outside. So every time you go out there, she's like, you're fat, fat. Shit. You're fat. So then the food comes to the table and the pig that they ordered, they literally ordered a pig's head and they didn't realize.

So there's like a pig's head on the table, but it's like half a pig's head and so they're freaking out, which was hilarious. And then Shane, of course, is like, Emily, calm down, you ordered it. I didn't realize it was going to be an entire pig head scene. We'll still be mature. Be mature about it. Wow. So then Juni gets a text from, she checks her text to see if she got a text from Shane's cousin, what she does, but more importantly, she gets a text from Matt, who, and it's clearly something rude because she's upset.

And Matt's like a real fucker. By the way, Matt, we spend all our time talking about Shane, because he's clearly something rude because she's upset. And Matt's like a real fucker. By the way, Matt, like we spend all our time talking about Shane because he's actually on camera, but Matt is a huge fucker. And here's why Matt is a fucker. First of all, first of all, he's hot. So he knows he can get away with shit, which is bullshit. Second of all, he leaves his wife down in Orange County

while he's up in Los Angeles, like living some double life up there. Like she doesn't even know where he lives, et cetera. So he's clearly cheating on her. And then he does actually cheat on her. So fuckery, fuckery, fuckery. And then we actually find out in the news that he actually beat her up,

I think maybe after the season wrapped, I'm not sure, but he beats her up at some point in real life, which is the biggest fuckery, capital F, capital U, all the letters capitalized. And then on top of that, in between that, he's clearly playing mind games with us, doing things like he's trying to get into her pants, right? Which is what like you, this is what like a hot fucker does

when they like, they try to have it all, right? So this like total mind games, and then she has apparently rebuffed him. So now he is trying to make her feel like shit. So this is a total like mentally abusive. And actually, as we see later, possibly physically abusive situation. And he is making her feel bad because she missed a baseball game that her kid was at. But in this guy spent days upon days upon days up in, you know, we're like, recita or wherever he was. So let's, we need to serve some shit for once, you know?

Yeah. And she's like, well, you're, he's a parent too. I mean, if you go to the other games, he can go too. So what about that? And do you think he sent you the text because he believes you're a bad mother? Or did he send you that because he wants to make you feel bad? Holy said it because he wants to make you feel bad. Yeah, that's right. And I was like, wow, she has me on his side for one time. I know. I was like for somebody instead of being a total asshole. I know. I was like, King of Oh, okay.

King of So Gina's like yeah I'm the person who does a homework listens to him cry and then I do one thing for myself and I get annoyed. I mean he's trying to be sexy and schmoozy with me and it didn't work so now that's this like he's being a parent is wrapped around me instead of them. And then we get saying the same story. He's like okay. Here's what it is. It's like the cow looking for a ball in a field. It's like what?

No, a hole. Looking for a ball in a field. It's like what? I think that's a whole. Looking for a hole in a field. Okay, Shane's like, so you put a cow in a field, okay? So you put my wife in a field, all right? Oh, boo. I'm not saying that's what Shane would say because he's a dick. Let's not forget he's a dick.

He's not kind of a compassion for more than boxing. No, I think I'm losing. I know. I know. I know. I'm just. You gotta be. I'm taking it from Shane. Okay. So anyway, but Shane is like, listen, you put a cow in a field and it's gonna try to get out. So it's gonna walk along a fence and try to find a hole and the moment finds a hole, it's gonna try to get out. But once it

finds that there's no holes, it just can go back in the middle of field and just live its life. And that's what that's what Matt's trying to do. He's trying to find a hole. And he can't once he can't find the hole, then he's just going to like be like, blah, I'm done with that. And Jean is like, yeah, he's the cow. We I don't understand. I don't live in the field. No, no. Never mind. They know you're going through a lot right now. Never mind. They're going to... PLEASE! PUNNELPEN!

PUNNELPEN! PUNNELPEN! PUNNELPEN! Okay. PUNNELPEN! So then we go to Cosmeticare! Well, I have had a multitude of the most natural procedures to try to fix this, my jowl. There's no natural, listen, all me all, um, lasers, I was like, wait a second, what are you talking about natural? I have installed small chandeliers inside my cheeks and I press the button and then when the chandelier's rise up, it pulls my jowls up with it. And look, I have a fresh face, 40 to 50 positive thoughts about my very naturally pulled-tot face.

Thanks to Tunefish. And today I'm gonna get an O shot. And the O shot is gonna do this to this, which is my vagina. Okay, it's just my vagina, but why keep pointing? It's my vagina, that's what I'm talking about. Okay, it's just my vagina. Why keep pointing? It's my vagina. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's a, yeah. So here's what it is. It's very natural.

And it's going to be very helpful. I'm going to inject blood from my blood system into my vagina. Ha! It should work. Can't see what's going wrong. Am I, so you're taking some, you're taking something that circulates through your body and Put it And a part of your body that it circulates through. Hey, whatever works man get that thing running again. I don't care what it takes So she's like, well, I am 50 and date 55 and dating and the lady is like, um, yeah It's also gonna help with incontinence. And she goes, oh, it has.

Oh, yeah, one. We're also gonna get your age spots, your freckles. It's like, wait a minute. So this is more than just, so she's just getting a full car wash, you know, she's getting the face, everything that. The back you mean, she's like, oh, okay, so, oh,

I have to get out the car. Okay, wow, wow wow it's gonna be real clean detail it's getting in details how details that's something that David never paid attention to and then so with Shannon talks about how her birthday is coming up and so you know her birthday was never always like like she's not bad times a David. I was always in a marriage that wasn't particularly great on my birthday. Cut to them in that fucking address of pub. And they're like because like why is there so much tension?

There's not tension. There's just general disappointment that your father brought me someplace that has a sugary sauce on its steak for my birthday Yeah, so she's like well, I'm in a place today. We're all in a celebrate somewhere kicking it up a notch We're kicking it up a notch and now she's doing her fingers pointing in the air and circling a lot like she's a military helicopter that's taking off like, we're gonna have to hop there. We're gonna go, it's Fleet Week. And we are going to go above the fleets, yes.

So the doctor gives her breast implants to squeeze as stress balls while she's being injected and stuff. And she goes, so just Shannon, just think of all the orgasms you're going to have. And Shannon's like, wow, when the numbness wears off, would let me soar. And she goes, you don't feel like you had the roughest sex ever and it's going to be engorged. And she goes, wow, that'll be her first. That sounds fun. Yeah. Am I a happy person?

So let's just see. So I have a permanent brain damage from Kelly Dodd. I still have a lingering tendon issues from my broken ankle from last year. And now I will have a pattern for China. Great. I'm happy. I'm so, so happy about this.

Can I get a note, please? It says the dog on my head has ruined my vagina, and I need help with it. Thank you. I have your doctors note to take the killing done. Here lie Shadendoro killed by, I don't know what, because I have short-term amnesia thanks to Kelly Dad. So she talks about how we see a clip of her saying I don't have

low libido, David's the one with a low libido, and then it cuts back to Shannon telling us, oh like you know this sex thing I've heard, that it can actually be fun, so that should be interesting. That should be good, that should be good. I'm excited to make myself vulnerable and have sex with people I don't know very well and possibly contracted disease and have to lose my sight as a result and be blind and not be able to see Kelly Dodd when she comes and attacks me again. I'm very excited about that. And did you notice the doctor last just like Shannon? Shannon's like, no. And the doctor's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Squirt what? No, the cream cheese is contained within the salmon.

So there won't be any squirting issues. You've got to sit in the microwave too long. That's all. So then we go to Bronwyn and Sean's Love Shack. Yeah, this poor Love Shack, they set us up for I guess a remodeling thing. Cause I guess did we see that interior design or earlier this season?

I don't remember. I think we did. And now it's like all done. And like, oh yeah, we did it. We did the design. I was like those little umbrellas you get in your drink and teaky places, like upside down on the wall. Yeah, that's the only.

I actually really liked it. I thought it was cool. As Love Shacks go, I thought it looked at all that was missing was a tin roof rusted. I was like gross. So then she's putting out cheese, plate, and fruit, and cookies, and I was like, what kind of love shack is that? But don't worry, it's not a love shack, it's tamarind shack, because tamarind chanon come over, and chanon just looks at this apartment with such a judgy chanon eyes. She's like,

with such a judgy shadow night. She's like, Oh, my face is numb from my recent vegetable rejuvenation. Don't know why my face is numb when my vagina was getting rejuvenated, but it's numb. And even in my numbness, I can still be very judgy about this and be very concerned. And Tim was like, did you have to have to stop?

I was like, no, I have a designer. So yeah, a designer just did her own thing. And the artwork in here is my mom's. And I was like, what the fuck? Kind of artwork is that? It's like a boost, a bust. It's like a wooden bust with a target in the middle. I was like, what the hell is this mother thinking?

It's a wooden bust with a target in the middle that quietly reminds Bronwyn of all the sacrifice by says she made for her daughter over and over again. Well, it was having great day until the sculpture reminded me that I should stop complaining about my childhood. So that was great. Thanks, Mother Sculpture. It's like a big pile of coke on the table.

It's art. Total art. So, Timber's culture brought its sister, and well, not my days ruined. Timber's like, you it sister and well not my days ruined Timber's like you know service kind of apartments often in the a thai And she's like yeah, well okay, look I just stand and it's like well so you didn't I didn't ask you what I need to do for your daughter's Fashion show and the OC and she's like oh my god. You need reach out to Savannah right now and because that's fashion stuff and the author

Bella Clearly she did not watch the seminal episode of Lugano Beach where the kids put on a fashion show to raise money to Say people or like to help people who's the house is in a mudslide once. Yeah, Tamara So yeah Rowan who is Bronwyn's daughter the house is in a months-lide once. Yeah, Tamra. Tamra. So yeah, Rowan, who is Bronwyn's daughter, remember she's doing some sort of fashion thing? I forget what it was. Was it like sportswear? It's like sportswear.

Sportswear or something like, athletic or athleisure. Anyway, so she's doing a fashion show. And so Bronwyn's very excited because she's going to be the youngest designer that's ever going to show an Orange County Fashion Week, which I'm, I, Orange County Fashion Week is giving me some really strong Alex McCord Brooklyn Fashion Week from a few years ago. Yeah, I need to see this fashion week, which I'm sure we're going to be walking in it.

Yeah, I need to see it. So let's sort of, yeah, and Bronwyn's like, are you going to bring a guy with you, Shannon? She goes, no. I just had a procedure today. I had a, oh, and a IP, not on a IP, a IP, I've just all the letters. I've had all the letters. Okay, what they did with they injected one syringe in the clitoris and the other around the edges, and it helps with the rouse.

Oh, you're like something. You're like something. No, you're just sitting on a pillow. Okay, well, I'll tell you when it starts working. Yeah. And Bronwyn starts talking about the designers and the boat. Because I guess this can happen on a mega yacht, or she's just talking and I was like, wow,

the producers are so bored with this that they actually just cut away and just start focusing on the cheese plate There's just like this long shot of like melted cheese and some buri and some crackers. I was like they just don't even want They're not even the producers care about this and Tamer's like sounds painful and she says well, they said they said it in hams's work assums and Tamer goes Like it haven't any And then she does that golden girl's thing be Arthur where

she's like looking at the audience like right right camera just not a life dear audience here how do you invoke be Arthur with Tamra she does do that she deserves better she just like keeps doing what mine has been looking at like I've never heard of mine. There's been looking out like... Timra... Timra... Listen, I know Be Arthur. Be Arthur was a friend of mine. I worked with her. Timra is no. Be Arthur. So now we go over to a golf club. And we're Vicki and Timra and Steve are hanging out. And Vicki's just like already wasted. And they're like, they're just like, gallevanting. And so, Tamara comes up to Vicky and is like, listen,

thank God. I don't like doing group birthday parties since yesterday. And I think that like every birthday party should be special, so that way I can ruin it really well. And so, but that's why I'm not inviting you to shine on the birthday party. What about birthday? What about's why I'm not inviting you to Shannon's birthday party. What about birthday?

What about birthday party? What about birthday party? What about birthday party, Timber? What about it? What are you gonna do for birthday? What about birthday, Timber? What about it? This is, I mean, it's kind of amazing.

This is Tamro telling Vicky she's not invited to Shannon's party, just out of the blue. And Vicky's basically, I've always done Shannon, I've always done Shannon I've always done I'm birthday together always so Tamara basley is like listen Shannon is single and she got O'Magazine in her vagina or something like that so she needs to have sex so we're gonna go bar hopping and try to find guys and just figured you wouldn't want to do that because like oh yeah no no I don't

want to do that I want to do that wait for seems to go away. I want to do that badly You know what I have feeling that Steve's gonna be asking me something so I'm gonna go over here So the golf cart while Steve tells you what he's gonna do. Okay, Steve tell her what you're gonna ask me and she wants over the golf cart and Steve's like yeah, I'm gonna I guess pull the trigger and marry that idiot. I'm telling you to go. Oh my God, man, buddy gonna get bad man. Buddy gonna get bad man. Buddy gonna get bad.

So then Vicki comes back over and basically Vicki's like, oh yeah, I know because Viggs already had his golf things and he's gonna ask me to bury it later. And Tim is like, oh my God, and then I just have to point out that Kelly, Kelly tweeted. Of course you know where the golf fray or of course you know where the rings in you bought it. You do work. Yeah poor, poor Vicky, she went back to the golf, the golf car, thinking that like Steve was like trying to find a way to like get tamerat, secretly have access to the ring when all he did was bring his salsa jar that he couldn't open. Also I hope you noticed that when Tamarat was talking about Shannon's birthday, the whole

thing is they're going to take a train down to Del Mar or something. So she's like, Shannon has not had the best birthday parties. So I thought it'd be fun to pull a train. I mean, I'm glad you're training it. Wap, tattle, wap. And this is like the first of, and she does it again later in the episode. And like, here's the thing, Tamara,

you and Kelly have not had the talk about the train situation. And like, if you're cracking jokes about this rumor, like, here's the one you're the one who's been propagating it the most. You've been the one saying, train the most. So if you then defend yourself saying, I was just making a joke about it

because it's so ridiculous. It's like, no, you, like, that's Kelly's job to be doing that. And then she has to give you the social cue that that's allowed. And she has not done that. You are the one who brought it up and now we're making jokes about it

So don't think you're trying to pull a fast one on us. Yeah, I told news flash chamois a dick news flash Everybody another news flash guess who's gonna be coming to Shannon's birthday party Megan King Edmunds Joseph and truth So she's coming and because like why was she becoming to buy birthday? She goes no she's not bad. She's coming and Vicky's like why was she becoming to buy birthday? She goes no she's not bad She's coming to the other birthday. She's like oh, okay. Oh my god. She's pretty good to children three children I think we're licking my legs

No, you're not even going there. Yes, Vicky She's gonna take the three Megan's three children to go bar hopping to find men for Shannon. I know So then let's go over the Which is just teaming, teaming with people. So Tamra is getting one of those massage butt things with those ones that like punch your butt. Eddie's giving a tour and Emily comes in and she's like, oh nice to see you. And then he's like nice to see you too. So he's still really shining. And Tamra is like, um, nice to see you. And then he's like, nice to see you too.

Yeah. So he's still really shining. And Tamara is like, I was telling you, I don't have any interest. So I tell you about your interest. You know, the other answer is you have to be that. Tell him. Tell him. So basically, they're going to be helping Emily out

because it's time for her to get into shape and you know, be healthier. So in these situations, they're basically like, so first, why don't we start, why don't you tell us what do you eat on a normal day. And so in these situations, you really need your trainer to be non-judgmental as best as possible, right? Because it's hard to talk about and like, people know that they don't eat healthily. And so, you know, you want people to be able

to share as much as possible that holding back because they still feel bad. So Emily starts off by saying, well, you know, in the morning, I don't actually don't really have breakfast. I just sort of have a wake up and have coffee with cream and sugar, and then tamarind with sugar. And then she and Eddie just look at each other

and just give this look like She has cream and sugar and then I'm like, oh, Stevie. Oh You're such a girl. Yeah, well, that's technically keto so Stevie and cream and black coffee is fine so far And she got and then when they have that lunch and she like well, you know, I just work so hard I really like when they have the lunch, I said, well, you know, it just works so hard. I really like when I do have lunch, I'll just go through Del Taco, you know, get a couple tacos and I'm like, oh my God. Tacos. I want else.

I know you must eat tons more else. You hit McDonald's too. You do that too. You can share with me. I want to tell the rest of the group what you eat. I swear. I swear. Yeah, right.

And then she goes, well, you know, I told, I do, I don't think tacos are bad per se, but I'm not really a one taco kind of girl. And Tamer is like, OK, you want to take another big step now that you've come faster? Get out of the stand, bitch. And she's like, oh, hell no. She's like, no, no, no, no.

And Andy tells her, oh, it's just going gonna tell you what part is fat what part is lean muscle Just like I don't want to know I don't want to know and tell me we won't tell anyone I want to tell you don't you don't you don't even have to know I'll just text Vicki and shout it and say oh my god That's bitch raise one hundred and ninety one pounds, but you don't have to know Yeah, I mean it's like well if you want to take the report it's 191 pounds, but you don't have to know. Yeah, I mean, it's like, well, if you want to take the report, it's up to you. You're like, no, no, okay, I'll take the report and read it, I'll read it to myself.

And he goes, well, I'm not gonna, okay, look, I'm not gonna tell you the total weight. I'm just gonna tell you the weight of the fat, plus the muscles, okay? I'm gonna leave your hair piece, your fingernails, and your flip flops. And flip the object, okay? Yeah.

Okay, he goes, okay. your fingernails and your flip-flops. That's a good idea. Okay. Okay. Okay. 65 pounds of fat, 45 pounds of laziness, 20 pounds of going nowhere in life, 10 pounds of work right about your marriage. She's like, oh, and then of course, he has his whole printout. And so then it just says, like, her weight weight right there She wants to have like a private moment She want to have it on camera and she also was like needed to like steal herself up firm

Which is like I think like we all understand that feeling right like you just you almost don't like That number is to like also to face reality and she even says it that she's been living in denial And she's like living in ignorance is bliss. She just wants to say, I've gained some weight. And so then this number just dangles in front of her and she's like, 191 pounds. Oh, I just kind of felt so bad for her that that was just like thrust in her face on camera when she really did not want it to be. And Shannon's like, whatever.

Shannon was like 97, 90 million, million, good, millions pieces of fat. I don't even worry about it. I mean, Shanna and with Spaz. Shanna, look at Shanna now. Look at her now. But they're in Gorge, for China. Look at her. Hey, Addy. Hey, Addy. Hey, Addy. So, what is this technically?

Make a more? Well, technically this makes you obese. You're a beast, Patch. You're a beast. I swear I'm not smiling. I swear I'm not smiling. I swear I'm not smiling. Oh, going to Shannon. I mean, going to fucking Tamara for this

is just mortifying. So I was mortified for her. And Emily starts crying with us. Yeah. She's like so upset that she got it to this point. I mean, again, I'll say I think Emily is fine and beautiful. So I guess I come from a place where I think of weight issues as way more dramatic than one ninety one.

I mean, I have a way that's his kindergarten. So I guess, you know, it's different for each individual person. I'm not taking away her feelings of it, but I look at it and I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? I stopped watching this and came to my kitchen and made case. It is to finish. Like I got to be fine and she will easily lose whatever weight that she needs to take off. But then Tamra goes, my heart really breaks for Emily.

Like she's not someone who opens up a lot and said, a student is vulnerable state and to know that she's better than she ever thought she was. It was great. Oh my God, I love her now. Yeah, Tam Rezival. So then let's go back to Arizona. Kelly is with her brother, R.J. Sip coffee and beer. I'm gonna have a sip. Bittery burgers. Bittery burgers. He's like, yeah, that's what mom loves biscuits. She goes, yeah, the flurry. She has placket or systems. She's like, shit.

Yeah, that's why she has placket or system. She's like shit. So so Kelly is there with her brother J.R. Who is like the good brother, you know, who's like keeping the whole family together and his wife Carly is going to be joining soon. So they just start talking about like, um, reaching out to like Kelly reaching out to Eric and he's, you know, and J.R. saying things like we don't have that much time left You should do and they're talking about that stuff and then Carly enters. I love Carly she comes in with this like Drapey sweater thing and she sees Kelly and she goes Should you really be eating? I'm kidding. I'm kidding Because like no, and they shouldn't be drinking Well, yeah, I'm kidding Kelly James So they start talking about how, you know, she could forgive Vicki who she hates.

So she should be able to forgive her family too. And she calls her brother and tells, she's like, well, I can discuss still, you know, I guess fight with people, but I was gonna try and meet with you guys. And, you know, like, I wanna make it better. And he's like, I'll try to meet you guys, but I'm leaving for a meeting like literally right now.

And she goes, oh my God, why is it being so sensitive? What a door, meeting? Let's stupid. Why are you working? Why don't you go have beers with us at Cippenbeer? Why? So hopefully he'll come back for a resolution. Meanwhile, we go to a place called Farmhouse.

And now this is the kind of waitress I like. She's like, can I say you were something while you're waiting? And then she comes to the table in different accents. You know, she comes up to the table later and she's like, ladies, what's your life to act then? I know, it's like Eleanor Roosevelt arrived. She's like, ladies. I liked her.

I think that she was just like the angel waitress that was here to make every other waitress look terrible on this set. Well, she was probably thrilled. She's like, oh my god, I can't believe Alexis Blino was here. Oh my god. So Emily is having lunch with Alexis Blino. Alexis is triumphant return. And Alexis is like, oh my god. Life is crazy. I just got back from Thailand like 36 hours ago. And at first I literally, and I thought she meant like Thailand, like the country, but then I was thinking about it. I was like, no, she probably just went to a store called Thailand where you buy ties.

Oh my god, it was 36 hours ago. It was crazy. And then she has a new boyfriend and she's like, it is just nuts. You know, like, I mean, we were together 10 or 11 days and we didn't even fight. Like, I thought this love only exists in fairy tales. Everyone's like, holy shit, that is something I've never seen. Oh, really?

No one's ever seen a new couple that doesn't fight, okay? We all know that it takes a while, usually. It takes a couple of years, lady. Yeah, exactly. Listen, I am happy from her for her because I mean, Gimbalino, man, we got to see a clip of the two of them from a few seasons ago. And it's like, oh, yeah, he's like, we became flashed bibl and I've stay at home and raise my children. And she's like, aha, I'm going to angrily eat this french fry on jet lag. So then Alexis is like, well, you know, you know how it is, Emily, it's just that

sometimes it's like you see that there's a time to move on. And they just cut to Emily's face like, and so they're talking about like co-parenting. and she's like, you know, co-parenting has been like really good. Like, you know, it was hard. I mean, you know, divorce, it was, it was almost harder than death. I mean, it is a death. I mean, when I was in Thailand and I saw this amazing Volo, which you know about Volo's

non-traditional, I was like, man, Jim would never let me buy this. But then I bought it and it makes for a great belt. What were we talking about again? And Emily's like, well, in my life, Gina's pissed at me and I was like, again, now is what the fuck has run with Gina. So then we cut back to Gina and Tamara who were shopping. And she was like, I am really, really upset. Okay, I'm really really upset about this.

But first they're shopping and she's like, isn't Chanda's birthday supposed to be a surprise? And Tamer says, yeah, but she made me tell her, I'm gonna spend just gifts because then there needs to be a lot of dicks we're pulling for this. A lot of dicks for this. Okay. No, she goes, there has to be a lot of dicks on this train that we're pulling I'm like a dicks on this train that we're pulling that's essential Dicks on this train that we're pulling and the producer says so Gina. Do you see the irony? She's do I see the irony and taking a Pulling a train all the boy

I almost forgot about the train. I forgot about the train. One of my favorite ways to get to places. So she starts explaining why she's mad. She's like, well I'm pissed right now just you know, not happy. I was supposed to have that date and time was like, I heard that he broke his jaw. So I was like getting Uber. Okay, I texted him. It's okay that that happened, but feel free to text me again. And then... Well, then he tells her he has a girlfriend. Well, I didn't know we had a girlfriend, and then it cuts back. He texted me. He has a girlfriend! And then Tamer's like, why would he agree to go on a date? And Gina's like, well Emily and Shane knew that, and said it would be fine.

Tamer goes, so she sets you up for disappointment. Like, such an undermine. She said you have to be hurt. It's like, no, she didn't. You're so foolish. Shit. It's like you're taking another thing that Emily hasn't meant to use against her.

You're such an asshole. I know. This is Shane's cousin. How many things does he have to say before you realize? He's just not that into you. He's like, I can't come, broke my toe. I can't come okay, and then you want to go out now. I can't I have a job Okay, you want to go out now? I can't because my car broke down you want to go out now? I

I have a girlfriend is that is that gonna work when you guys stop texting me good So then Emily's like and then you know I get a text that Gina thinks and Alexis like let me guess you were the one in the wrong I'm like, oh yeah Alexis. Yeah, so then Tamer's like oh my god So basically it was a penny day. Yeah, it's a pity day And so Emily's like but then I colder like I called her six time I texted her 10 times and Cut to Gina going and then I didn't pick it up because I don't want to hear Excuse, I don't want to hear excuse the way out of this, okay?

What is her excuse? What are you talking about? Why don't she go through all this trouble and waste all this fucking time with you just to hurt your feelings you idiot? You're a terrible friend. Yeah, I said it once said a times, your terrible friend, you should be ashamed to yourself. She should be ashamed of herself. I don't think Emily is the type that would do a pity day. She would never do that. That's obnoxious. And Gina goes, it makes me question a law, which is a first for her.

I don't think she's questioned anything in life. So then Alexis, Alexis said, you don't not return a phone call. I mean, just because the Bible says you're supposed to be kind, you're supposed to just do what Jesus does and all these scriptures are like, turn the other cheek just because the Bible says that, um, wait. What am I talking about again? I was like, where is she going with this? Yeah, it was so weird.

She's like, Oh, no. Just because Jesus says be kind in all these Scriptures plank in your eye frock from heaven leprosy fish and lows cheek turning wet No, no whatever. No, you call somebody back. It's like oh god, Alexis still getting lost in her Bible her Bible rants So Emily's like, I would never hurt someone on purpose never. I mean look Let me just say I didn't know Shane's cousin had a girlfriend and boom, it would be easy. But you know, she won't even let me do that. So then Gina starts being the full victim. Here she goes, I don't want

to take time away from my kids to go on fake dates. Whatever Gina, we've seen you take your time away from your kids to do plenty. We saw you go to Beverly Hills to get trash with your friends all day on a day trip Like and that's not even bad. You deserve time away from your kids, but every time someone offense you You're like, oh, but it took away from the time for my kids shut up Gina stopping a brat Yeah, what is this like also like can we like relax with this like co-dependent mothering? Okay? You can go away for like a few hours at night and call a babysitter. It's okay.

When you look back, when you are 60 years old and your kids have moved out of the house, and like it's sad, it's like, where time go? But you're not gonna be like, damn, I wish I'd had two more hours that one night when I went on the bad date. I mean, like it's just, and she's like, I mean, I just rather not date than be disappointed. I mean, and Shane knew about it too.

And Tamer goes, it's a dirty game. It's a dirty, dirty game. Oh my God. Tamer is so underhanded, so, so underhanded. How evil is she? And then we end the episode, right? Yeah. And then they showed us the coming up this season on Orange County, which that trailer, I mean, that trailer is just unbelievable. I'm so excited for the next. The best part of that to me was probably telling Tamara. She

says that you're a drunk and you don't dress well. And Tamer's like, oh! She only cares about my dressing well. Wow, well this has been a wonderful young Kapoor addition of crap ins. I feel like I have a tone for any sins by pointing out the fuckery of people like Matt. So, I have to say Thank you Ronnie for for tolerating my Hungry fasting. Oh, that was fun episode everybody. We will see you next live We will be in Atlanta this weekend so you're gonna have to hold on to your horses for that Dallas recap Yeah, but it will be coming and we're also going to be doing that real house west of New York Is episode at the late show so we'll have two more episodes during the weekend.

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