Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Oh My Heaven's Gate!

Episode Date: December 24, 2020

The ladies of Real Housewives of Orange County make the most of their sad girl's trip to Lake Arrowhead where Elizabeth opens up about her insane upbringing, and Shannon deals with coming down with Covid. This week's bonus is a dive into Erika Jayne's downfall. Find it at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens*We're doing a 12 part series on Stitcher Premium called Dwell Hello all about HGTV's House Hunters. Sign up to Stitcher Premium at https://www.stitcher.com/premium using discount code CRAPPENS.**We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, I'll tell you who wouldn't cut their lip on a can of Pellegrino, countless of the window steps. Uh, because whenever I drink Pellegrino now, I think of when we first went to her show and we went and Danny Pellegrino and I walked up to Lou Ann to take a photo with her and he was like, hey, I'm Danny Pellegrino, she was like, oh, like Pellegrino from Italy.

You know, I know the Pellegrino is myself, he's like, no. But she was like totally name-dropping like the Santa Peligrino family. Oh, yes. Peligrino, my favorite water. Are you related to the Peligrinos? Well, thank god you're not with avion. What a bitch. What a bitch. Oh, yeah, I'm sure you've met Jacques Perry, a correct? Oh, count as Luan. what a night that was I'll never forget it even though I wish that I could sometimes But here we are with real housewives of Orange County

God we haven't even talked about all the Erica Jane stuff speaking of Lisa. Oh, we haven't Have we not we haven't even discussed all the Erica Jane stuff speaking of Lisa. Oh, we haven't. Have we not? We haven't even discussed all the Erica Jane stuff that's happened. Should we do that before we get into Orange County? Or should we just jump into Orange County? It's up to you. Whatever you want. I mean, or we could talk about on the bonus episode.

Oh, let's talk about it on the bonus episode. Okay, we'll do that. Okay, so go go to Patreon, et cetera. Okay, so here we are. You look great, by the way. With real Housewives of Orange County You look great, by the way. With Real Housewives of Orange County in an episode, I've entitled... New home!

New home! We're in Lake Arrowhead, it's quiet, there's their ducks in the lake, it's peace, and Elizabeth steps outside of their cabin in her little robe and no pants and She goes up to her car and then Which actually I don't think her alarm sounded like that, but in my mind it sounded like that like me Seguse I can't figure out the fucking car Unbelievable hypocritical car. Unbelievable. Hypocritical. Oh, we'll get to that. She's got another, she's got another

cello today. And of course, Elizabeth is that fucking person in your neighborhood whose car alarm is always going off. Yeah, I don't know how to use this. I don't know how to deal with a car alarm. If you're rich enough to have that car, you're rich enough to not care if someone steals it. Okay, you know, like that shit's insured during your alarm off. Then Gina's FaceTime, Travis, and of course having the most boring FaceTime one can have. Did you go to the market already? The kids?

Yeah, oh no, the kids are gonna starve. Oh, who kids need to eat? Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And then Bronwyn calls her best friend, Sherry. And is, she's like, yeah, I mean, it was crazy. I mean, the first thing I see when I walked in are bottles of t-dos everywhere. I mean, don't they know I'm a recovering alcoholic?

Has anyone known that? Did you know that, Sherry, by the way, I'm a recovering alcoholic? And Sherry, the regular comedian over there, is like, at least you don't like vodka. And she's like, well, the other stuff is in the kitchen. And then it does a close-up on Bronwyn's nightstand. Okay, Bronwyn is coming on a vacation,

or like a girl's trip for what, two days, three days. Yeah. These are the books she has. Alcoholics and anonymous book, 12 steps and 12 traditions. So you want to talk about race and then another one that I couldn't see. I was like, okay, Broadway.

Bon part of the Vanities. Yeah, it's like that's a lot to put on yourself. We're gonna keep bringing the brothers caramel's off on this three day vacation. Can I get a little Dean Coons in here? Okay. The bridges of Madison County. So then meanwhile over at the cabin, the women of course were talking about Ronwin

because she's not there because God forbid anyone talks about anyone behind their back, right? But now they are. And he was like, yeah, she came in here. She was like a Debbie Downer. She was a Downer-Hotter. Yeah, so it's really hot and ball-thir. But now they are and he was like, yo she came in here. She was like a dubby down her Yeah, so it's really hot and bothered

Well, yeah, she was nervous and aggressive and Elizabeth's like well, look us not having sex I'll tell you what helps morning sex Well, we'll be having I'm looking forward having sex. I'm going to have sex again. Oh, yay! This is why I'm fucking this staircase! I'm having sex right now! Hey, that staircase is like Rick. It's full of wood and it's hard. Oh, no! So then back with Franwin, she's still on the phone and she's like, I'm just not the same person I was last time I went on a trip with my friends I mean, what do I have in common with any of them right now?

You talk about each other behind each other's backs. You have that in common Yeah I'm serious like well, they're not even supportive to be honest. I know And then she tells the Siri is my best friend. I mean, she is my rock. She doesn't bind her my shit like everybody else does. She just tries to get on TV a lot. And then we see Bronwyn filming something with Sherry. They're making like a wacky cooking video or something.

Yeah, because they like quarantine together. And then Bronwyn's like, miss you, love you. Why aren't all women like you? How cool would this world be if everyone was like you? I had perfected it this morning and then I lost it. It was like she does have like a car trying to start up in the cold sound We're just challenging you guys Yeah, we're just challenging you guys to see how long you'll keep this on play before you this episode is brought to bike crampus So then we go to Emily. She's on the couch and this, this is so funny with the show because these are serious scenes.

Some of these are serious scenes, but the fact that they're having to do them on selfie cam. So their arm is like extended and you see them having selfies and just like doing these crying scenes. Yeah, so she's at home and she's face-timing Shane at the hospital. And she's like, you look handsome. That's because I launched myself. King of average things happening to me that I did today. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh He said the hospital and like maybe he wanted to sleep for once. I know, but you can't text that to somebody. He's like, yeah, I don't think I'm going to make it through the night. I'm going to just turn off my phone now. I think I'm going to die. All right.

Do not stir. Shane, she's not even white listed on his, on his on his do not disturb list. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so she cries and it's sad and we're laughing, but we know she's okay. Yeah, exactly. He is okay, right? I haven't looked that up, but I think he's okay. Soon he'll be back to taking photos with baggy pants and an untouched shirt.

So then we go to Kelly and she's like, I'm just gonna make a pork shoulder real quick. And someone's like, I fear who it was, but I think Elizabeth's like, hi, you just make a pork shoulder real quick. Which is kind of funny, because I just don't see Kelly being that person who just makes a pork shoulder real quick

before starting her day. That was like very slow. So I love that she's such a cook, I never knew that. Same, I love that as well. She's like, well, you just put it in a pan, then you brown it, and then you just throw it in the instant pot. I mean, you just have to declase the pan and add, you know,

like, you know, salt to taste, and then, I don't know, then you have to put it in the oven for a three, fifty degrees for four hours, and you raise it, you want to get a good syrup, because you need to get the myriad reaction. For growing it a lot, you know, a lot of it, since the juices redistribute. So that way it's juicy, then while you're doing that, you wanna get a good serum cause you need to get the myriad reaction. For going out a lot, you gotta let it sit so the juice is redistribute. So that way it's juicy, then while you're doing that,

you can make a pan sauce. That's why I get some butter, but not too much, and I have a little bit of flour to thicken up, I mean, it's easy. Redistribute the juices, like I would redistribute ricks juices. Yeah. I like to brazen, ricks, look, we're safe, heinous.

I like the marinade and Rick's juice is yeah. So then out of nowhere she's like, so have you ever been to the Ozarks? I mean, Kelly, even I know that she's from Ozarks. Well, of course I have. How's the room from? Oh, I got from Seattle! No, I'm from Wolfburg, Fred and Missouri.

My dad was a preacher, so we traveled. The church was really defunctional, so we went to Washington State after that church and brought you a Catholic! No, I'm panic, cause a question. That's what I am. You know those people who stand on the side of the table and say, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.

You're rocking a boat. Where're those tacos run running circles of spraking tongues and then she tells us this is like an Elizabeth have episode which I kind of liked because it's a whack of you. This is the best back story that I can remember at least on a house live show. Okay here we go. McGregor and mother was the leader of the church and my dad was a preacher and my family wanted me to be the preacher And my grandma said she wanted me to speak in tongues So she got me up there in front everyone and she said the Lord needs to speak to you through Elizabeth Do it Elizabeth, so I just fake that I went I went, la la la la la, I'm in that old bonnet. It's in fact a member even passed out.

And that was the exact day I realized adults were full of shit and I could lie. I'm just gonna get my way. Wow. To think that we are blessed with like back to back, had to cause a granddaughter stories happening on Bravo on Wednesday nights is crazy. Wow. I mean this one was this was pretty damn good and just the pathos. I mean That's why you're a compulsive liar because you realize the day that your grandma forced you to fake speaking tongues

You could just lie to get your way. I mean and then we find that that burnt is actually her step grandfather. Yeah, I know. I can't believe I called this the best backstory ever when that is airing at the same time. Rahal's voice is like, literally the same evening. Yeah. Two new cast members, Umbravo.

Wow. Yeah, it's pretty epic. It's pretty, she learned that she could lie her way through life because she spoke in tongues. And my grant, I've never believed in that either. And I grew up in a super religious, not Pentecostal, but Jesus Chapel was my meanwhile in Popeye's church, and that was my first school, my first first grade school. And it was very much like that, like dancing around and screaming and speaking in tongues. And my grandmother still speaks in tongues to this day whenever we pray

Like we'll go out dinner and my family all prays before dinner and So my dad's like bow your head and then my grandma always vows her head and while my dad does the prayer Because he's the leader of the family in Kui. He does the prayer and then my grandma's just over there going, tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt Give me a fucking break. So, uh, Bronwyn shows up at the cabin and Kelly is trying on her new mask, which is this like really horrifying pink thing with a zipper and she sticks her tongue out and it's just like It's like I feel like I should be offended by that, but I'm just more grossed out the entire thing. She just looks gross Everyone's like, oh, that's disturbing. And, bruh, I'm like, um, the point of that mask is, um, to keep, you know, to keep things in. So I don't think it's working right. It's like, yeah, Bronwyn, we know. Okay. Yeah. It's just, but it's just like this hot pink thing with weird lips and like, but then you see her real teeth and then the tongue. And the whole thing is like a, it's like a horrifying,

like 80s monster movie. I'm like, yeah, take this off the tongue. And the whole thing is like a horrifying, like 80s monster movie. I'm like, yeah, take this off the screen. It's like reminding me of that movie troll that I saw when I was six and I was too young to see it. And I saw someone turn into like, you know, a seed in that movie. And I was like, never again.

Well, finally Kelly has a zipper on her mouth and nobody likes it. It's like you can't please people. So Bromland and Elizabeth are alone and Bromand was like, um, can we just talk alone today? Oh yeah, I was going to ask you to talk. I'd love to talk, I was going to ask you. And Bromand won't even look at her. She does that thing where she's always looking behind your head.

You know, it's like a door. It's like back of her neck. Yeah. She's like, I want it to be a conversation and not an attack won't look at you, but you know, whoever I'm talking to you, that's what I want. Which allows Elizabeth to say her new favorite phrase, real deal. You know, hey, I thought I was opening up to a woman who claims to be the real deal. But you know what? Then she's trash talking me and I thought, hey, she's real. I thought she's the real damn, but she's not, you know?

And then we see the clip of Elizabeth going, I mean, I had old these friends and I took on my profit dread on vacations and the second I don't have all that money, they're gone, they're gone. And problem going, listen, I do real well damn that's what she said she wants you she's gonna be the real deal oh finally the real deal she's chalala la la la la la that's tongues the real deal tongues let's make a deal no let's make a real deal The Bromance is Bromance is Bromance is Let's do a real deal. Bromance is Let's have a fun deal. Let Bromance shares We're the real deal because guess what, mama? Bromance shares

So Shannon calls, oh wait, hold on, let me see. Shannon calls Shannon. She's what I wrote. Shannon calls Shannon. Hi Shannon. This is Shannon doing the chicken. How are you doing? Well, I'm not doing well. I'm not doing well. Are you there? Are you mad at your kids? I'm furious with my kids. I am furious. I'm furious. I'm at risk. I'm at risk of being furious.

Well, I got a test yesterday. Find out tomorrow. Have you been tested, Shannon? Well, I've been tested and the test is called David Bedore. And I have to say, I, I thought I had passed with flying colors and then I look on Instagram, which I don't even have, but I looked on it. And guess what? I am being tested again. I don't even have Instagram. So Shannon's like, she's telling us, at this point, I've been negative three times. I don't have COVID. I don't have COVID. I don have COVID I don't have potato chips yes I do have potato chips

excuse me I'm just a tiny bit achy but no I don't have COVID I don't I don't I don't I don't and it's just it's a shame because I want to go in this drip and I have so many things a suitcase full of things packed of fun. Vitamins, supplements, some circulation socks, they keep the circulation going in the cabs. It's so much fun. Have you ever worn Magnetic socks, Shannon? I have, they feel great. So the producer goes, do you know what FOMO stands for?

And she's like, FOMO, FOMO, what did you say, what's that word, FOMO? FOMO? FOMO. FOMO. What did you say? Was that word FOMO? FOMO? FOMO? FOMO? Mayor of... Mayor Ying... Uh... Uh...

Oh, you're a Mayor Ying. Oh, you're a Mayor Ying. You're a Mayor Ying. Oh, me. I do have that. You're a Mayor Ying. Older... Man. I do have that too. That's FOM mom. Oh. Oh, well, if you're missing out, who? Yeah, I've got my link go down. Fear of my own self.

Is that what the foam was stands for? I am a little afraid of myself. So Shannon, so she's on the phone. We haven't said who she's on the phone with yet, but she's talking to Bronwyn and G-Math. They've called her and she's like, well, I wish I was there and they're like, by stupid, so they hang up on her. And then Shannon is so mad. She's like instantly mad. She goes and she tells Sean, so fucking stupid. They're not upset that I'm not there. Kelly and Elizabeth didn't even come to the phone. I'm upset. I'm not making mood. John! I mean, here I am sitting here amidst several sailboats

and construction behind me. And no one even cares to check in like Shannon, how are you dealing with all those toxins in the air? Not a single one of them. Ha! So then Gina goes on to take, goes into a room to take a call from her lawyer. And he tells her that he's, Matt has been charged with two felony counts as she knows. And the max time he could serve is four and a half years.

And the law has listened to her side because of Marci's law. And they've listened, they're taking into consideration everything that she testified to. The law has listened to her side and has requested that she don't speak that she just submissive through text because they just can't stand her voice anymore. Listen to her side. We would like your testimony without saying how great the Italian deli is down the street. The law has listened to your side and still is confused about what to do about gather. Then it doesn't really understand that part. No, but she feels really guilty. She feels really guilty and the lawyer is like, listen, we are here to protect you.

And it's like a sad scene and the music is like very compassionate, but they choose some weird piece of music that also sounds like the ex-files theme song. I don't know if you're if I was like Do you know like that piano thing that happens at the beginning of the X-Files? Could you please let the quote know I'm actually in a spaceship right now. Thanks So then we go to Elizabeth. She's like, oh Kelly, Jane and Dunne Drink champagne. It's just me and you, Kelly. Okay, let's take a van, let's take a van.

And Bromant goes, a what? She's a van, she's no one has to drive. Cause we're all a bunch of drunk, all around. Well, except for you, Bromant. Hey, you have a van. How did they not turn this into brawling house of Anne? Make her do it. I was confused about that.

I, maybe they just, maybe brawling's also a bad driver. And they're like, we don't want, listen, she may be showber, but she drives worse than a drunk person. Let's be honest. I think the most realistic way of going forward with this show is show what it's really like to be the sober friend, because they always have to drive. Like the sober.

Anyone who sobers up or is just naturally sober is forced to drive on these nights. And I think that Brahman actually wanted to do that for them because why else would you drive a minivan all the way up to the mountains? Like why does she not take, I'm sure they have another non-minivan car, right? Like so she probably brought the minivan to be like,

well now I can be the minivan. I can drive us to a band in the music park for today's episode and they're like, no, we're just gonna have to pee. I do it with one of the other vans that we have. Yeah, we'll get a different way of stupid Broadway, stupid not-sampaign drinking Broadway. It's time for commercial.

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So Elizabeth is like, show! I heard you invite her to investigate her to see if I was the real deal! Yes, yeah, now Elizabeth and Bronwyn are having their private talk. And she's like, yeah, I heard you hired a private investigator and Emily told me my hair's swimming before closer and all that and I said well yeah it's called divorce I'm like a problem when I like her and I'm just sitting there thinking why would problem would do this to me I thought she'd like me back I like her and then you know I thought she

was into building people I mean especially on your Instagram you're like everybody there's everybody that It shows pictures of the protests, Elizabeth. She doesn't mean everybody this everybody that as it like you should you know like all your friends equally It's like There's no there's no organization for that. She's not protesting for that. So literally the dumbest thing I've heard So for one was like well, you know, I just, I Googled your name and you guys have all done your long low and you're heavily mortgage and you took a private thing out. Yes, I get a paycheck because my poor husband just like,

well, excuse me, if you want to talk to me, I talk at me, that's fine. I'll just let you do. You can just, like, I'm just trying to talk to you. You know, she, Brahman starts doing the thing like, don't, like, like, I'm trying to talk. I'm trying to have a conversation. I'm doing it on my side, you know?

Yeah, and Bronwyn's also about to out everything she found out Elizabeth on national TV, and she's acting like she's coming from this moral high ground. Oh, yeah. She's regularly talk over me. Well, yeah, because you're about to tell all my fucking secrets on TV, acting like you're being a good person for doing it.

What an asshole. She's a total asshole about this. Yeah, and a little bit like, please don't talk to me like I'm one of your children. It's like, fine. I won't make any suggestions about your makeup. She's like, I did. Listen, I'm guilty. I Googled your name because you guys defaulted on a loan.

You were heavily mortgage and you took this private thing out. Well, first of all all everything's public malls Oh really really do you want to hear the rest or you're just gonna keep talking over me, huh? Huh? You can talk about what your kids. I'm not one of your kids I'm not one of your kids who speaks like tongues because grandma made her okay. Yeah, Elizabeth's like listen here, Missy La la la talka Tikka talk. La la la la Kelly Frank it worked my own bit Takatikataka. Lalalala.

Kelly, thank you. It worked, mailed it. So yeah, Brahman is kind of being an asshole, but at the same time, when then she goes, well, this is how I talked everyone. I'm, I talk patronizingly to everyone, but at the same time, let me and Elizabeth is really full of it,

because Brahman's like, well, things just weren't adding up and we get a flashback to Elizabeth saying, well, I took all the clothes that clothing out of my closet and I Rented a condo at the end of the peninsula and I put all the clothing in there I said you stay here don't see it out to any parties. I want you getting the COVID, okay? And probably it's like you rented a No, you rented a condo for your closet She goes I'm dead

Who cares about my house? Yeah, who cares? And she goes, yeah, well, I found out you were renting and that would have been fine She goes, well, who cares if I'm renting my house? And she goes, no one cares like no one cares Yeah, you just yeah, you do care. I think you're using it as evidence and Elizabeth is like well, why should I tell you I was renting my house I just met you just because you lied to me. I didn't lie to you. I just spoke to you in tongues. You didn't know.

You just didn't know I rented my house. But if you understood tongues, you have heard me clearly say, I'm renting this house because I have to save some money to pay for the clothing at the end of the peninsula. And Bromant's like, nothing you say makes any sense. She goes to ask me, Powerhead. Don't go makes any sense. She goes, I asked me about it. Don't go behind my back and talk smack. Behind my back. I understand because my life is complicated.

Sophisticated. You feel relegated and appreciate it. But hypocritical, unbelievable, theoretical, waive your waive the ball. When they say you're complicated, you say sophisticated. When they say unreg complicated you say sophisticated when they say unregulated you say Fun-laden yeah I love it see really talks like that Don't go behind my back and talk smack

I'm complicated Unbelievable hypocritical I'm complicated and I'm unbelievable unbelievable Hypocratical complicated and tricky I know that my life is so I Complicated She said my life is so complicated and sophisticated. It's hard to understand and brum was like, um, no It's not hard to understand. We're apparently it is because you don't And she's like, oh my god her life is not sophisticated. I mean you're you're a bougie blonde from Newport who married an old guy

It's the oldest story in the book Well, that's the name of the song unbelief but it's a critical older story in the book. I'm like trying to get to know you and then you like if half answers. Yeah. Well, you know with all this crap going on, I got gag orders, gag orders up and down, left and right, it's just everywhere I go, I got gag order. And Brom was like, then why didn't you tell us? She's like, good, I didn't watch you to know. And Kelly goes, she doesn't have to tell you anything.

She's like, you don't tell us everything. Meanwhile, Kelly had just said, well, just you'll give us half answers. Kelly just immediately flipped on Broadway and because she saw what Brahman was doing. It's like Brahman's not gonna stick with it. She sees she's on the losing and now she looks like an asshole. So she's gonna be like,

we just want you for you. Why don't you just tell us things. So Kelly said she's like, I mean, I get it too. Like, I mean, everything that Elizabeth says is like, what, huh? I mean, let's not act like we all as an audience or not. Like, looking up, like, what the hell is going on with Elizabeth?

Let's not act as if like, people have not been posting photos of like Elizabeth and Jimmy and all this shit. Like, we're all, we're all, like, this is not adding up. So, like, I get where Brahmin's coming from too. I get it if you're saying, listen lady, nothing you say makes any sense. Like even if she came to her and said, you know, I was curious about you

because things didn't make sense. So I like looked up stuff about you. What the hell? Like, yeah. That would even be different. But going behind someone's back and then telling all the girls all this stuff that she's, you know, talking behind her back

and like trying to make the new girl look like shit on the orders of one of the supposedly popular girls, basically, which is going to bite Shannon in the ass because of course, Bronwyn's going to turn this right around and blame Shannon for everything. She's actually blame a little bit for not confronting her. The best part of the pivot that she does later on, which is like, well, why didn't you confront me when you found out that I was talking behind your back? Yeah, why couldn't you come to me? Like, why couldn't you come to me? We're friends. Like, shut up. You were just doing all this detective work behind her back to make her look stupid. Now, does Elizabeth look stupid

like a compulsive wire? Of course. Oh my god. Yeah Well the truth is that I went through a very hard to force. There were a lot of moving parts and a lot of asset separation and a lot of Financial distress there were there were for worries that was just driving down the hills crashing into traffic. It was terrifying Man, I mashed my anger. I mashed my anger at my hurting for Alright for Raris I would paint dicks on and give to poor people. Okay, I run five, six, 27,000 miles a day just so I didn't have to do my divorce. Okay, I did watch all the women. So I just ran back and forth Chris Cross in the country. She is so foolish. Now she's made herself forest comp. So, Bronwyn's like, oh, so what you're saying is you don't trust women. No, I know.

Well, because of that, you don't want to trust us. And that makes sense. Because Bronwyn, I have trouble trusting people too, because I've been really hurt. And it's hard for me to open up to, Kelly Kuz. Are you talking about yourself in a third person now? I don't think she was. I think she was saying that this is what, like, she was thinking that that Elizabeth would say, because are you speaking of the third person? Oh, you want to make it better yourself.

So what about her feelings? Why did you open up to Elizabeth? Elizabeth doesn't know, bro, when Andy explanations. You have seven kids. You have a husband. Clip your own house before you dig into Elizabeth. Just the way I clean up my house, and by cleaning up, I mean, know bro and any explanations. You have seven kids. You have a husband clip your own house before you dig into Elizabeth Just the way I clean up my house and by clean up I mean clean up Rick's dick. Oh Where I've been scared of women because show them are the women that betrayed me show man

We're in and probably goes come here. I'm not gonna betray you. I'm not you already did I I'm not gonna betray you. I'm not. You already did. I wish she'd come up with a good strategy. I couldn't hear it. So then, um, Bronwyn's like, uh, she's like, well, you know, if you had, if you would just share this initially, I wouldn't have gone behind your back and looked at all your records. So I guess, yeah, I would rather have the hard uncomfortable talks. You should see my nightstand. Okay, so thank you. Thank you so much for sharing that with us.

Thank you for sharing. I'm like, this is not a meeting, Bronwyn. Okay, then it comes. And just in case, just in case we were afraid they might have too much fun on this vacation and it comes Gina, they're, but I just feel bad, which is like, should be your tagline next year. I just feel bad, because that's all she says. I just feel bad, because of Matt and like,

I just feel like, I just feel bad, and you know, I feel bad, you know, I just feel bad. I just feel bad. That's normal, you know? But look, I know Matt was like sort of out of sorts, but you should give him some mercy. And Elizabeth like actually laughs in shock. He's like, oh, mercy?

Mercy. That's not part of the lyrics. Say it again. That's not part of the lyrics, Mercy. I wouldn't expect that mercy. Kelly's like, well, I mean, like yeah, because like he has to get aashi. I wouldn't expect that mercy. Kelly said, well, I mean, yeah, because he has to get a job.

I mean, not for her. Like, who cares about him? But for the kids, because he's a smart guy, and he wants to provide for the kids. I'm like, he's so hard to get a job. I didn't love this advice. She's like, yeah, he's smart. He's a go-getter.

I'm like, how do you even do know this guy at all? I mean, like, he dragged Gina across the floor in a drunken rage. Come on. Yeah, no, he's not, that no. So, so there we go over to Elizabeth talking to Bronwyn and and Bronwyn's like, Bronwyn's like, I just want to clarify some things because life can be often a complicated and sophisticated if you know what I'm saying it so we're we're Ruk so like you brought that up because And he and she's like well I did it because I was being a shitty human yeah and then it goes I'm like whoa someone self For the first time it was like you're debating

And are you gonna himself for the first time. It was like you're disturbing. Are you gonna And from was like yellow and that she was awesome. So as well, I'm trying to do the right thing, but you know, I'm asked up a lot. And I was born in quarantine and she's like, yeah, that's what I was saying. I was like, born with so, but and she's in quarantine and she's looking for shit to do. And I just feel... BEEAAAHHHHH! And I apologize and you know what? If I could take that back I would.

And I'm sure in five months, you'll be on my list of amends. And it's only gonna take five months because I've got a lot of amends. Oh, okay. There's a waiting list. So, and then Bron was like, you know, the thing is that, you know, Masha'an got into my head basically. And she's like, well, that's what Shannon does. She plants a little idea and someone's head, and then acts like she has no idea. I just feel bad.

But wow, why would Shannon do that? What does she have against me? And Bronwyn's like, well, it was that last night in Palm Springs, because apparently you said, oh no, not apparently, because she told Bronwyn and Bronwyn told Shannon. It was that last night in Palm Springs you said that Jimmy, she yelled at Jimmy, because she did yell at Jimmy. And then we see a clip of her telling Kellyanne Bronwyn with that. Yeah and then I was like, I know exactly how this feels. I mean it's like when Shannon got all her friends to say that I was like sleeping

around and then we got a flashback to 70s party It was you It was you It was you God that was a classic episode. That was a crazy season. That's that three-s company party episode. That was a crazy season. That's that uh, three-s company party. It's amazing. So Kelly's like, yeah, my best friend told me that Shannon had a private investigator going after me. And then we see a clip of Shannon going, that is insane. I would never, never. So then Elizabeth says, well, I'm in a process,

our self-discovery, and I apologize if it didn't make sense. But if you have questions, I'll answer them as best I can with my lawyers. We are experiencing an extremely high call volume at this moment. So please, wait on the line, and I'll have someone from my head get back to as soon as possible. If you would like someone from my head to get back to you,

when we're ready she don't have to sit here and lie and please enter your phone number and press PAMS. PASS ONE FOR SPANISH AND TWO FOR TUNES. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Oh For the first time, I'll lose La la la la la, I'll play my last Right What? If you speak for a hurry, press four Hey, let me tell you about my annex, no this month, oh So then we go over to Shannon's house and she's sobbing

And John is just like watching her. I guess John's filming her Who is he watching from behind? He's just like staring at her. He's just sitting there Which is I think I kind of get the feeling that like that's what he does Like when Shannon's not around he just sort of sits in a chair and just looks at in space. So she's like well After three negative tests. I finally listened to my therapist and Went from negative to positive and I took a fourth and I just listened to my therapist and went from negative to positive and I took a fourth and I just had to pass it if so I have so many emotions going on right now I'm worried because of my lungs and I feel bad I feel bad bad for you John over there partially

because of I may have given you coronavirus but also because I'm seeing what you do all day and I do feel bad for you This is what you do. Wow Yeah So mad at my kids for the carelessness for bringing it home and hanging out with 20 to 30 kids with no masks Knowing I was at risk. So now what are we doing? Do I did I in fact you? Did I infect her? Yeah, I infect her. And then we find out that she's been filming this the whole time on the selfie cam, which makes it like 10 times more awkward, you know.

So then Shannon. I tell my kids, they never listen. I tell my kids every day. You need to have 20 to 30 positive thoughts. I do not say hang out with 20 to 30 on mass teenagers. They just don't listen So then she calls her mom and cries with her mom and her mom, you know, it's used to Shannon So she's like I'm afraid I'm not fine now, but I'm afraid I'm gonna get sick her mom

And she's like do you have a fever Shannon? No Well, they could have been more careful Shannon I'm so mad at my kids, I'm so mad at you, fam. Well, they could have been more careful, Shannon. Oh, dogma! Your mom's just like, you have some toes, tiny. Mom's like, I'm the one who's actually at risk here, but okay. And then, John's like, well, it's inevitable.

I mean, I says negative, but it's inevitable. I'm gonna test positive the next few days. And the mom goes, oh dear. Do we, okay, so can I go back to watching TV now? I mean, there's nothing I can do, so. Yeah, and she's like, I'm so sorry, John. And he just shakes his head like, yeah, well, oh, like you two make a great couple.

So then over at Skypark, Errol's adventure. Now it's time for some wacky housewives on vacation. This is the saddest housewives on wacky vacation. Second thing you've ever done. I mean, I understand. No, I think actually the saddest one was when Real Housewives of New Jersey, the twin season, the way they went to like an Airbnb

in Florida and they basically sat in like a rented house, which is what they're doing here, but at least in this one, they get to go to like an empty amusement park because no one's going to amusement parks. So they're in like an already semi-sad amusement park and it's also there's no one there. So they just are like running around in the amusement park. And Elizabeth's mask is just like her mask game is really nice. It's either like her mask is like dangling on her

chin or over her eyeballs like. Yeah, she she's mad. She's mad. Yeah, I am because it's just so funny to me. It's just the simplest thing. I just wanted to see this reality star. I was just like not be able to figure it out. It's like, no, it's not an eye patch. It goes over the mouth. It's so simple. So they're looking at all the events and stuff that they get to do.

And Brown was like, oh my god, this is amazing. I need to bring my wife here. I need to call my wife. And Kelly's like, what are the instructions on how to ride things? That's for sure. I was like, here we go. I'm a person how to ride horses, bikes, Rick, you're going there. Yeah. I'm wearing a sleepless D. So yeah, Bronwyn is now, her new thing is that she is now calling Sherry, her wife, that's her joke. It's like great. And so then we see clips of them doing stuff in quarantine.

She's like, yeah, everyone's mad because we're social distancing together. And then they're making like a wacky video of trying on masks. And Sherry's like, you know, those masks could be used for other things. Uh. Uh. Uh.

Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. So then, uh, Bronwyn's doing archery. Uh.

Uh. Uh. I got a bulls eye. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. I got a bullseye. So yeah, Elizabeth and Bronwyn go do some archery and Elizabeth hurt herself flinging the arrow back on herself. And then Kelly and Gina go ride some bikes. Kelly's like, it reminds me of the Matterhorn.

Why I don't know. Isn't that like a snowy mountain? It's the Alps. It's just no amount in the matter horn. Why I don't know. Isn't that like a snowy mountain? It's the Alps. It's just no mountain in the Alps. And she's like, she sees like a tree. It's like the matter horn. Except, you know, it says it's a pine tree. So yeah, Gina's like on her bike.

She's trying to say, oh, OK, then. OK, then OK, then OK, then OK, then Kelly's like, oh, I wonder how Travis feels about Gina. She's just not a good rider. I wonder how Travis feels about that. I'm talking about her riding his dick the way I ride Rick's dick You've been a good better running dance So I'm back at the axis It's a matter of Elizabeth acts like flies back at her Elizabeth acts like flies back at her

But that Elizabeth is a disaster, okay? Yeah, don't take it from amusement park. She's so I slept with it narrow unbelievable First time I got hit by an arrow the first time it was a cute bit at ours when I saw birds Let's just relax with this act. Oh, I got ants in my ax. You know what they say about archery? It's complicated and sophisticated. So then she just starts going and shopping the shit out of some wood and the guy that works here is like,

great, gonna have to hang that one a good later, thanks lady. That's thanks lady. So then Shannon. Oh yeah, go ahead. Family meeting, Shannon, Face Times, or girls, we're still at home. And she's like, well girls, I want to let you know something.

I went and I got a test. And I tested positive. And all the girls go. Oh, sorry. Sorry, mom. So sorry. It's going to be, it's going to, it's just, I tested positive. And then like the daughters are like, Sorry, sorry mom. So sorry And then like the daughters are like it's gonna be okay. We're all gonna be okay mom

Like so much more mature about it Okay, we're all gonna be fine. She's oh well really I have lung damage and I'm supposed to be on a trip right now and I've been super careful And so because we all have just while we all haven't so let's not go there I didn't break it into the house I didn't break it into the house. Well, maybe you did by needing your fresh meat every day when you were sending other people out into the world and coming back That's not fair like you can't send everybody else out into the world and then blame them for bringing it back although you can't blame the kids because they snuck out for a party. The kids, I mean, they can do it. I'm a little fucker.

They can do it. Yeah, and then on top of that Stella has the balls to say, well, we don't know who did it. I mean, we'll never figure out who did it and we're very sorry. Stella, you snuck out, you want a party. And so I don't even try that. I mean, Shannon is so mad and she's crying. And then Adelaide's face watching Shannon cry was hilarious. She's just looking at the computer like,

ugh. I know. God. I thought I'd see a little bit more emotion from you guys. Well sorry mom, we're just like really full because we had our daily meat. You're getting daily meat too? I'm talking to everything else.

I'm doing one of her kids because didn't want to hear kids' guests. Are you kidding? And then she just whips out her phone and starts swiping around. And they're like, I feel terrible. And Sophie's like, it's a really shitty situation, mom. And I'm really sorry that you tested positive. Now excuse me, we're going to make some hamburgers.

So. Oh, man. So then we go to Emily's house. positive. Now excuse me, we're gonna make some hamburgers. Oh man. So then we go to Emily's house and she is her kids are she's making cookies for her kids or something and they're like sitting on the camera or on the counter while she's on selfie camera and she's telling her kids well they want to give them a five day dosage and you know he sounded a little better He got some Caden medication pain medication, so that's good. You know, we love that It's just it's really hard because I don't want to get my kids sick But it's like really hard to tell your kids, you know, like state like you know social distance and we see what one of her kids go

Mommy come closer and she moves in closer. I'm like, well see there Emily. You could probably say No, I can't move closer Stay in your corner and sob Then we go to the sky park and braw one Elizabeth take a break to talk and Elizabeth's like, oh I'm normally not such a posse with sports and braw I was like, um, you know what? I don't like people using that word because my pussy has had seven children and takes a beating and just keeps on going on Hmm, it's funnier when Lala said it so um, so look, it's like well, you know, I knew I was chashed when I met you guys You know, and I I just feel like I screwed up my own the chance that girlfriend's

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Yeah, because you can't get into a proper like vehicle, because of her DIY. She's 20 days away from getting her license back. So they're on this like, this like like this thing that you pedal and they're going up the hill and Kelly's like, oh you know what this reminds you of know that abdominal snowman. Oh the snowman has a really great core. Yeah totally. That's no man that's such good abs. I would have fucked him if I wasn't fucking Rick so much. Woo. Her matterhorn imagery is all wrong. I mean like there's nothing about this scenario that is anything to do with the abdominal. How did that even get in your head? I don't know,

like maybe she was supposed to, I mean I would think this is more of a bigfoot situation than a bomminal snowman and I understand they're on the same spectrum but still. You know, so they go pedal their bikes around and let's see, Kelly laps her. Yeah, because of course, Jean is a disaster and almost kills the producers. He melts. So now they go fishing and Jean is like, we're not going in the water. We and the ladies like, well, there's not really giant fish in here. And Jean goes, you never know, Blaney. Well, there's not really giant fish in here. And she goes, you never know, Blonnie. You never know. I just feel a bit bad.

So, um, Bronwyn's like, hey, so Elizabeth, why is it that when you knew I was talking about your back, why did you tell me? Which is just the fun. We mentioned it before, but it's just so funny. Like, it's a funny, like, perversion of the situation. Yeah, a real friend would have reached out in that situation. I think it was her little way of saying like,

yeah, outside behind your back, but you were talking about behind my back. So let's not, let's, let's, let's cause. She was hearing behind your back of what you were saying when you were talking behind her back. Yeah, so then Elizabeth sort of had some bullshit too that she responds where she's like, well, I feel like if you're gonna be that way towards me,

it's something about you and I assumed there was something in your heart that was hurting, that needed to know. I think there was something hurting in her heart. You were like, you're probably like, that bitch is talking behind my back. Yeah, I don't think she needed to call Bronwyn. Fuck that. She's probably waiting for her to have Bronwyn.

Yeah, she's probably waiting to see how she was going to use it against her or something. I don't think what Bronwyn did was definitely not classy or a good thing to do, but I don't think it was like a crazy thing given how Lisbeth was like saying stuff that was like full of shit. I don't blame her for being curious to be like, what the fuck is going on with her? But that being said, I don't think a Lisbeth, Elizabeth O'Brien would call to be like, I hear you're talking behind my back. No, of course not. Yeah. So she's like, well, I just, you know what? I just don't like confrontation. My parents, you know, they had a lot of kids and they fought all the time. And whenever they were survived, I would just go hide and I would tell myself,'s unbelievable in terms My believable so anyway

And bruh was like so you avoid conflict. Yes, I run. I just wasn't used to handling conflict and I'm contradictory satisfactory Contradictory shadows Unbelievable hypocritical Complicated to Mr. Dada. I don't know what I believe in. Get my arm in a sleeve in. You know what I'm saying, bro?

Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Well, it's confusing because you know, it's like, you know, you're saying that you love Jimmy, but you love your ex. You hate your ex, but you'd love your ex. You want to move on, but you kind of want to go back to him. It just gets kind of confusing. She literally said, you hate your ex, but you'd love your ex. You wanna move on, but you kind of wanna go back to him and just gets kind of confusing. She literally said, you know, it's like,

you knew when you got married, that was the situation, but now you hate the situation. It's like, look who's fucking talking. Are you literally just gonna talk to yourself this whole episode? There's a major protection going on. I didn't Elizabeth then break into her ballot of like, I'm just a pro-jessing with no education.

Poor family, I saw it as my meal tickets. Yeah, I saw it as my meal ticket. I made the wrong choices. I dated the wrong voices. No. No. No. I didn't make choices for myself, I made choices for my family because that's

from the sun. From the sun, from the sun, from the sun. You know, I'm just desperate to find out who I am. Who is that little girl that's married bird? Who is that little girl who turned into a monster? Who am I anyway? Am I Bertress me? Sometimes I'm just feeling a little contradictory, sad expression, unbelievable hip-hop feeling. It just always comes back to that. It's unbelievable.

They were framed. Well, I was just surrounded by so much wealth for so long that that shoe I became. I mean, I think shit elicit me. Did you just do this for a Ferrari? You know I have a Ferrari right? I've mentioned that. I'm not sorry about the Ferrari because it's undeniable. It's pretty good, that's just me.

Who's this little girl? Where's that little girl that met this man and then became a monster? Is she ever gonna learn to have fun, star? I went to the sky park to have a log, but guess what's parked in their sky parkers in Ferrari. That girl is well-glossed. But boy, she lost. Robin and anything to say here. Who really has one when you only talk in tongues?

So, Robin was like, listen, everyone has a fucked up story. Gina has a fucked up story. I mean, I have a fucked up story. Gina has a fucked up story. I mean, I have a fucked up story. Gina's really fucked up. You know, I'm kind of Gina super fucked up. I forgot what we were talking about. But listen, I go to meetings and a lot of people have stories crazier than yours. You want me to tell you some?

Well, she's funny because everyone has a story, everyone has a past, and mine is rather a complicated end. Sophisticated and fast. Like a Ferrari. So Elizabeth's like, okay, I'm going to tell you this, but I'm not ready to tell people this yet, Bronwyn. And she goes, well, I won't say anything if you don't want me to. And then we got a commercial.

So we know that Bronwyn is going to be traher. Or this was used as a preview for a commercial or something. Like we know that Bronwyn is going to go tell everybody. So Elizabeth takes a big gasp and gulp. So she's like, I was raised in a very religious situation where I was told, do not open your mouth or you'll end up the south of a bridge. All right, you've been shut up.

And if I told the truth about what's happening, I just have an issue. I can't stop compartmentalizing. I don't let people get to know me. I throw big parties because no one really gives to know me. I what I'm trying to say is that I throw big parties and I love mid-Asia and I wish I could very lazy, but then I woman got run over on the street and that ruined everything. You're talking about great cats be right now just so you know.

Well, my mom did anything she could to get me out and seek to add. She put me in an orphanage and I had to grow up. Never know what she was there, but she gave me a little locket, but it was broken in two and she had one half and I had the other. And there was this lady who was horrible to us red hair, drank vodka in the bathtub. That's Annie. Okay, I would sit there in that religious court and I say Someone's gonna get me out of here someday. I gotta get out of here. I gotta get out of

Oh god, so Basically Elizabeth was in some kind of cult or something and like some kind of abuse of cult But for whatever reason we're cracking up. Sorry We're leaving. I've been a long day. Okay, so Brahmins like I have no idea what she's talking about, but I mean if she can open up she'd be so much lighter and So Elizabeth's like well, I just don't know who I can get help from to I started when I'm nervous and Brahmwyn's like, I think you're laughing. I'm because of this,

but I know that we've just been laughing for an hour and I'm like, I think it's serious again. It's a guy you know what a real or not and it's just also like, is she so like, I should know when I should when I'm nervous. Yeah, so Bronwyn's like,

well, you know, I don't know who can help you but I'm sure that there is someone who can help you. And Elizabeth's like, well, I don't want to be one of these people like checking to a shotcord. And of course, Bronwyn's like's like oh I have been checked into a psych ward and you know what it was like Bronwyn you've been through everything

well it's true there's no shape in being going into a psych ward no no no Elizabeth and Elizabeth's like well I just need help and I I did I did I don't know how to get it and listen I'm not gonna tell the other girls that. I'm not gonna be like, by the way, I was in a religious cult growing up. And if I didn't shut my fucking mouth, I'll be thrown under a bridge. And Brahman's like, no, you don't- there's no shit we- what? He's what? What?

Annalysmi's like, I can't talk about- I'm not ready for this. I'm not ready. I just can't. So she walks off and Brian was like, okay, let's walk this off. Let's walk it off. I'll never leave you. And then Elizabeth starts having like a serious panic attack. Yeah. And Brian out of nowhere has a blanket. She's like, hold on. I am at the end of the day. Still a mom and I brought my mom back with me and that includes a panic attack blanket

for you. She's like, I'm a lesbian now. I've always got a shawl. Here you go. Unbelievable. Hypocrygals. Complicated. So she got it. Oh man. So that was that episode. Serious. It's very serious in real life. We had fun laughing about it, but yeah. I don't know. It had to do with coronavirus and cults. Yeah, a lot of this Elizabeth stuff, a lot of this stuff she's posted online is just gross, like it grosses me out.

And then the compulsive lying thing grosses me out. And I can't tell, like in my starting to like her, do I just like the compulsive lying thing grosses me out and I can't tell like in my starting to like her do I just like the voices that we do for her and making up stupid songs I don't know but so far I'm finding her enjoyable like she's kind of like a more capable you know as we've said many times everyone says I'm sure but like Dana from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills 245 it's kind. It's kind of like her, but I like her. Yeah, I like her too. It's one of those things where like,

it's like how do you reconcile someone's off camera behavior with or on camera behavior? Like Kelly is like really funny. Like Kelly's funny and on the show, you know, she's like very watchable. But then she does terrible things on social media now. And it's like, like sometimes it's like, it's like, how do we reconcile it? And sometimes we just have to take it on a case-by-case basis,

seen by scene basis, a moment-by-moment basis. And then sometimes I think, how do I reconcile it? I'm not sure. But for right now, the way I reconcile it is just doing what I do with URANI and just watching and laughing and you know, and also realizing there's like more things to worry about in life than how do I reconcile How Elizabeth Vargas acts on real house as a bar on county versus her Instagram story. Yeah, true truth

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