Watch What Crappens - RHOC Part 2: Housing Crisis

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

It's part 2 of our Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E13) recap. With her HD launch event behind her, Heather closes on her house, only to face accusations from the ladies in Mexico.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88918551See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens? What happens? Kids want happens when they're so out of happiness We're just crap It's for when you don't need to be happy Kids want happens when they're so much in happiness Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappins A podcast about all that crap on Brava that we just love to talk about I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me shortly will be Ronnie Keram

This is part two of our real Housewives of Orange County recap. If you are looking for part one, just check out our feed. We're just subscribed to our show. If you haven't done that already, because then all the episodes are in your podcast player. Okay, let's get back to it. So, I had our starts talking. So I had our makes a speech like 10 people.

She's like, thank you everyone for coming. So, this whole fireside app is the first interactive streaming service, which is amazing. And I'm thrilled about the whole thing. Have you ever wanted to see Shakira perform 13 years ago? Well we got a place for you on the fireside network. Have you ever wanted to see Tyler Henry talking to someone on the internet? Fireside?

Have you ever wanted to see me walking through my apartment and then Taking my shoes off fire side So Heather's like well, I don't know that I've ever popped anything this big before No offense Terry Enjoy your lunch. This is about community. Clint Glasses with people from the community. Community is made of people. There are people next to you.

Please, Clint, there are glasses. Not too hard. They're back around. I just wanna say I would have joined in on that Heather DeBrow laugh, but I physically can't do it. So, I'm like, we'll double it, we'll double it and post.

Okay, so everybody sits down for lunch and seeing this like this party absolutely has hear the written all over it. And I'm not just seeing that because it literally has had the written all over it. Okay, you know what this is? Staning had. Well, one of the reasons why I wanted to do this what this is stunning had.

Well, one of the reasons why I wanted to do this is to invite people that I love or at least feel bad for in the case of Gina. And I think could be content creators or at least, you know, should feel content in their life like Gina, perhaps someday. So you can do, and so then there's some lady, I think her name is Leila. She's like, oh yeah, you can do scripted, you can do unscripted, you can do so then there's some lady I think her name is Leila. She's like oh yeah, you can do scripted

You can do unscripted you can do anything with fireside again Did you miss a concert? 15 years ago guess what we might be able to show it the world is your oyster on fireside I cannot wait to watch my favorite mystery show starring mr. Belvedere I thought wait to watch my favorite mystery show starring Mr. Belvedere after I finished learning to knit that sweater and watching Terry take a bath. All on fire side. Now wait a second, I would watch a mystery show with Christopher Winters. I know, but it's like they're what I'm saying. I was like they're I'm sure they're going to have like top tier drama that we're all dying to see right next to the knitting lady and Terry like drawing people's faces Watch us get an email be like hey, do you want to do it?

Hit his watch or grab his one to a show on fire said like yes, absolutely fuck yeah Fuck yeah, I do hell yeah, we will so So then that lady that same lady who they didn't even give her a mic. She's like, I mean, she's talking from so far away. She's like, it could be me hosting in my kitchen or you doing a scripted series. Yeah, well, maybe not you. You don't even have a mic. So I don't think you're getting on our show.

But anyway, yeah, I like the thought of that, though. Heather goes, exactly, friend. I was like, oh, copper or Heather, it doesn't even know the extras, you know? Exactly, lady, who we hired to take Shannon's seat at the table. Just call her Rosie. You don't have to know her actual name

other they're getting paid a day, right? So, Tamara's like, wait a minute. Is this reject and career is going? Aps. It's just like, so everything's live on there. It's live, but then the lives of the Vaughn and perpetuity, like a Peloton class. Oh Gina Peloton Peloton is something that people who are rich or maybe even next to rich have and they get on a bike

But the bike doesn't go anywhere and there's a TV attached and you pay money to do it. Okay Sorry, I just want to make sure my references made sense to everyone at the table. We're in a minute question. So it's a bike, but it doesn't go nowhere. Yes, that's right. And that's connected to a TV that gives live shows, but also recorded shows. All right. So you can watch like I'll find it. Yeah, question. Yes, how many Gina? How many's does it got? Nope, it's just a, but it actually goes

in the bedroom, although maybe not your size bedroom. Oh, all right. Okay. So question. Yes, Gina, how far can you go on it before it rent out of gas? Okay, it doesn't go far. And by the way, before you even ask your next question Gina the answer is it cannot carry any fish in its beak because it's peloton not pelican Damn it. Okay, nevermind pass Gina you're not on a game show, but if you'd like to have a game show on my network we would consider it My son's already got one he can show you the ropes I listen my creative team has been thinking about a great show that you could host genets called who wants to be a 10-dollar an heir

The 20,000 hair scrumpti pyramid We already have We already have drew Sadoora signed up for $65 billion pyramid scheme. So Taren was like, wait a minute. It says here that this is interaction. How's the interaction? What's that mean? And now there's like, it means you can laugh or you can clap.

But how? It's in the technology. That's right. The technology. That's how you do it. So by the way, I know now that we've been on Pyrrha's side, I realize you can tap a button that gives like a clap, you know, like little clap emojis.

So he has obviously no idea what this platform is. Like, yeah, it's interactive. Cause you can hear things and there's clapping. Tim was like, isn't this just like Instagram live or check out our only fans? She has a point. She does. So, Tim was like, I thought we were gonna get

to meet Mark Cuban, you know, I feel robbed. I mean, I feel robbed all the time cause my house is still always empty but still I was really learned I want to learn how he makes his cigars. I hear the best Socialism there I also hear they have a huge gay community right the Castro So in Chameras like, Sam, Sam says she's gonna have a mommy ride and I said,

do you want me to talk to her first? And she's like, no, my mom is like you, she's just like whatever's on her mind. So that's a bad thing, that's a bad thing, Tamra. And she was like, no, my mom was like you. She's just like whatever's on her mind. So that's a bad thing. That's a bad thing, Tamara. And Tamara's like, well, I think it's been a couple of years. I'm shocked that she hasn't met Ryan. And then we get the wacky Tamer's up to no good music. Sometimes this closer, they're pressing the balls.

And then we see four pictures, like a collage of Ryan's fashion on screen, and it's, we've been saying it all season, but seeing it all together and all the different looks, it's pretty bad. It's rough. It is bad. By the way, Jen. It was really, really bad.

And Jen should be nervous, because Tamara has created a shit storm with this whole heather and the vault and shan and all this stuff, and that that's like taken over the season and I think Tamara's realizing, wait, I created a shit storm but I'm actually not part of the shit storm. I need to be part of the show again so she's going back to the Gen Well.

Yeah, she really is. So it's like Gen's had the little girl who fell down the well but no one even's trying to help Jessica out of it. They're just like, having fun down in the well, stupid. So, Tamra's like, by the way, I might need your help. My husband's now trying to start decorating our house. All he does is put up penises

because he's so horny all the time because we fuck. And Gina's like, oh, is it because he's retired? And Emily's basically like, you know what, you need an Eddie break, I need a Shane break. It's basically an excuse for them to say, let's go to Mexico. Yes.

Also, we start seeing the food here, right? Well, first have a sec. Yes. Wait, we don't have to adventure, do we? Can we just sit? I would love to just sit. And Gina's like, you know what's reliable in steady? Mexico.

I was like, ask Mexico. I don't know if everybody would agree. But Heather's like, do we have to have an adventure? I watch a lot of cartel shows, by the way, in case anybody just got offended, that's why I'm saying that. I'm currently watching Narkos, Mexico. And I'm like, wow, yeah, same throw of stable over there.

Sounds like a real pleasure cruise down there. Pedro's doing a bang up job. So anyway, Heather's like, do we have to adventure? So now these glass closures come out, right? And they're smoking back and Emily goes, who's there a bird in it? I thought it was a bird cage. I'm like, what sort of dead birds do you have

in your childhood? My mom wasn't around, we had to take our cloaches off the birds, so they just kept on dying. It is caviar on chips, but these are not pringles because this is Heather DeBrow, and even she's not that tacky. I know it's a thing, people, you all have told us it's a thing, Heather will not make it a thing.

She has homemade purple chips. Just sort of these on. And so when Emily says, I'll close a bird cage, Heather just looks at her with evil, Coraline, Mother Eyes. He says, it's a close. We do not say the word bird cage on the HG network. It's a close.

And nothing more. And Emily's like, caviar, that comes out of fishers with a ginous, no thank you. And Tamer's like, caviar that comes out of Fishers of the Gyno's, no thank you! And Tamer's laughing and, uh, Heather's just looking at her like, You are really mean. My network, premier, if you ever come for me or my family ever again, it will affect a lot. Not only you, but also your tacos don't humiliate me in front of Colle Richards old assistant who now does

things on the e-network this was a big get for me so next course is a second wrapped in a big cucumber slice. And Emily's eating it with her fingers because she's wasted. She's trolling the other men. She's not grusting on this salad, we're on here. And it's just, I mean, Emily's being really obnoxious.

This cucumber is like dangling out of her mouth and because she's a noided Heather and she just drunk and strolling her and so Heather's getting so mad. Like, the dressing is on the plate which is is where dressing normally is, if you are not a caveman, and you just cut your vegetables and you mix it in because that's how it works. Oh yeah, you cut it and mix it. Mix it up every once in a while, which I've been trying to hint at Gina to do with her

hair, but not working. I'm just, it turns out crossing on this. There is no. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, It's just funny because the waiters are currently like standing on the table Forming the word M with their bodies like sure to so lay and they're all wearing like Audrey Hepburn tweet And Jean is like you know what like this girl needs to we like tell after the party and we'll talk shit Yeah, then not now and then there's like well, I'm surprised we didn't get branded on the forehead Oh, who says that Emily? I'm surprised we didn't get branded on the forehead. Oh, who says that, Emily? I'm surprised we didn't get branded on the forehead when we got here. HD, HD.

HD. Yeah, and how they're like, okay, we're done. We're done, we're done. And Emily's like, I just ate some sand and even Gina. Even Gina's like embarrassed. She's like, okay, you know what, you're being a dick right now. You're being an asshole and I'm Tina.

You know what? I took a Sharpie and I wrote HD on the door of the bathroom because I just took a huge dump in there. Joan, my network, HD. They're sad in the cucumber. Okay, eat it, eat it, focus and get that shoot down the shoot girl. And Heather's like, for Emily to be sitting here, acting like an ass, so crass, so rude, so inappropriate, but I'm not going to allow her to take away, take this away from me. And by this, I mean, my premiere on a streaming service, that's very similar to things we've seen before. Well, the important thing is Emily Emily did you love the sand? Did you love the sand that puts in your salad? Look at everyone, look what a good sense of humor.

The CEO of HD network has. Look at this everyone, look at this smile. And Emily goes, Yeah, I love sand. Oh, come on, I'm joking. Heather's eyes start cladding up and turning into buttons. She starts Rising up from the chair. They are literally like stormtroopers walking in with their guns like this right at a square Emily out of this function right now

Get her out of here Like a genius like so happy But I'm just like, oh, Gina's like, so happy, you're being a theic. Is there something bothering you or what? She's like, no, the Shannon comment bothered me. Like if you're gonna say it, not tell me, at least had me a taco. I mean, you can't just not tell me what she said. That's fucked up. That's the start stuff. So, um, Gina's like, I agree, but don't address that today. She's like, yeah, but fine. Heather, we're going to the bathroom. I feel like I have to tell you, so you don't think something's going on. And there's like, fine.

So, they go to the bathroom and they go through that. They have to go through a curtain and like, it's like, with her. Wheeeee! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I feel like she's on my case. Like, you're at my event, eat your food, and shut up. I'm just like, you know, she's been drinking. She's been drinking and she hasn't eaten all day. I love her. I just want to say thank you. Thank you for bringing you.

She's got a soul. I'm sorry, but at this age, that's not an excuse. We're past that. So Heather is, she's so mad. She's like, I don't think Emily's behavior is funny at all. I'm sorry, but at this age, that's not an excuse. We're past that. So Heather is, she's so mad. She's like, I don't think Emily's behavior. It's funny at all. You're grown up.

Please, if you're that hammered, leave the table. I'm like, she just literally left the table, by the way, in case you didn't notice. Fly now. So, stick thank you everybody for coming and supporting me. Well, you are a wonderful person and you deserve this, have that, you deserve all this and more.

Do you know what we need? One more HD right here on the plate. We've got it, we've got it right here. Yeah, dessert play comes that says HD. Yeah. So now I have to get now to go to visit their house. And Terry is like, wow, look at this house. This is the last time I'm ever gonna see this house.

I would be crying if my mouth muscles would allow me to do that anymore. So what are we supposed to do? Because when you move into a house, you're supposed to carry someone over the threshold. Do you remember when you had Alfredo carry me over the threshold? Was one of the most romantic things you've ever done.

Wow, Heather and I have had so many poor people put their blood sweat into yours into this house. And I used to feel like I wanted to be buried in the backyard. I never wanted to leave. And I strangely feel like it's not mine anymore. And I'm okay with that because now I'm even more wealthy than I was before. God, I can't wait to just order more Nogu and throw it out.

I just want to thank this house in 55 million ways. They're so ghosts this couple is so fucking ghosts like I can't. So she opens some shamps and she's like, oh, whoops, didn't have a glass. I just spilled on the counter. He's like, who cares, not our counter anymore. And he's like, listen, honey, every inch of this house is you. It's perfect in so many ways. I was like, the only thing that differentiates this house

from a mall is the feeling of warmth you occasionally get from a mall, because there's a food court there. What I'm trying to say to you, honey, is that when I look at you, I think of a banister. So she's like, oh, I'm not perfect. Just ask my friends, by the way, can we talk about that? Emily was horrible tonight.

That's why I didn't tell any of them that we sold her out. And he goes, well, what are you gonna say when they ask you, why didn't you tell us? And she goes, well, think I'm avoiding it. I mean, how do you share something when you're damned if you do damned if you're much wealthier than everyone else? I damned if you do damned is there poor. You know what I mean there? He's like, yep. I sure do. I mean So if I say something positive, I'm bragging. But, you know, what I always say is, don't poke holes in other people's boats. It doesn't make your boat float higher. My boat floats higher because I actually have more water, ship in and pour the round

of my boat to my boat rises. It's like I always say to Gina, don't poke holes in my yacht, it won't make your canoe go faster. And then I look and I say, no, Gina, you're drowning because that's a peloton and not a canoe. Ha ha ha ha ha. Gina, that's not plywood, it's just seaweed. Yes, there are weeds in the sea. So Heather's like crank up the music and he like cranks up like the Michael Boo play

I don't know how that would work. I was on the mic if we play It was a hundred percent Michael Boo play doing that dead as he is a It was 100% Michael Bubley doing that. Dead as he was a... ...dududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududududud beautiful memories of scolding their staff and putting Richard Marks in the basement and pouring water on his head and saying, it's a new water feature Richard Marks and you're the star of it. And then she's like, I really want to remember all of the wonderful memories. And then we see the first memory of her first party at the house. And Vicki goes, what would you like to take Jesus in advance for this house to be and Gretchen goes Chris and he did the ungun nothing to do with it And how that goes where are we going next and he can't tell you guys wherever it is it'll be on a private jet

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Get started with your free trial at Wondry.com slash plus. So Shannon's house, by the way, love poking holes in your boat. And my boat's doing just fine. Still fun for me. So Shannon's house. So let's go over to Shannon's. She's Archie's depressed, guys. Archie is very depressed. Archie's not, I've never seen Archieie I'm actually worried for Archie because Archie is sitting there Just staring at a ball and Shannon's like Archie. This is your favorite ball Archie. I got it and he doesn't do anything She's like Archie, but I've got it Archie and he just lies down with the ball. He's not archie I'm sick Archie's like I just don't really want to have the ball anymore or she's like, I just don't really want to have the ball anymore. So she's tamer of face times and she goes, hey, are you at side?

I'm like, what part of Chad and Standing Outer Pool says this is the kitchen? So she's like, I am? She goes, how do you feel? I'm tired. I don't feel good. My face is drooping. My stomach's drooping. Apparently gravity is really issue for me and my anger's at nine. I haven't been able. My face is drooping, my stomach's drooping. Apparently gravity is really issue for me,

and my anger's at nine. I haven't been able to find replacement jam, so yeah, I'm not feeling so good, but it's not COVID, at least it's not COVID. Yeah, apparently there's someone named Newton who thinks I'm fat with a saggy face. So fuck that guy, am I right? Thank you, thank you for your support, Dama.

And Tim was like, tough, some fat him and dead. Anyway, fat him and dead, down. I'm gonna get it off the side. that one is feeling it was not the party was nice and beautiful as you could expect from something lit and fluorescent lighting fluorescent office lighting so you think it would be and Emily got a blah blah show where state and even June said stop okay and she has to see why remember when you stay up the children from the CPS? The CPS got summoning, summoning lettuce.

Well, I got a call from Heather last night and I wasn't happy about it. It was hard to hear her because her voice just sound like a thousand echoes. It was like she was standing in a giant table. I don't know why that was. And Tim was like, yeah, what was that purpose of the call? To recommend you.

And so then we see a date earlier. Heather calls from the mansion and is like, I'm sorry, you didn't feel well. But why didn't you text me back on Tuesday? She's like, well, I didn't know. I didn't know I was I had been de jammed and I was in a seat. I was there's a run on smuckers right now, apparently in Orange County. And it's a real problem for me. You shouldn't try to poke holes in other people's jam Heather. Don't try to use that one against me. You could have said, hey, I didn't know the party was on it. I was going to be sick.

And Shannon's like, oh, well, Dejavu flashed back to the hoe down and the ground breaking for that mall house. And we see a flashback to Heather coming up behind during going, hmm, she wants to know why you didn't text her that you're gonna be late. And Shannon's like, oh, I'm so sorry, it's because David coaches basketball. Well, that was you who told me

because I didn't start without you, Shannon. Hmm, so Shannon's eight years later to pros, still scolding me for not responding on time. Well, so Tamara's like, well. But also, I have to, I'm sorry, but I'll have to say, also eight years later, you're still being fucking rude. That was fucking rude then, and it's fucking rude now, ma'am. I know you don't like Heather, but you can just text her and tell her you're not coming.

You're less going out of your way to be rude and don't make me be on the other side. She's like know I know so Tamas like she's talking about Mexico and and Tamas looking at the resort and that she's holy shit holy shit. I just got a text message It's Eddie's dick. Yeah, we're hot for each other wait another text message Heather and Terry dip row are selling their famous batch home, multiple sources, multiple bitches confirmed. Wow, the couple just closed themselves for $55 million. Wow, wow, pretty much that. $55 million, that's a lot of change.

Wow, wow, wow, that's a lot of change. That's a lot of change. That's a lot of change. That's a lot of change. That's a lot of change. That's a lot of change. That's a lot of change. That's a lot of change.

That's a lot of change. That's a lot of change. That's a lot of change. That's a lot of change. That's a lot of change. That's a lot of change. Wow, so give me a moment. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa is like, this is the thing that has finally rocked Jen. She is like 55 million fucking dollars. Yeah. This is crazy. I'm why can't I, why, what, what do we need to do? I want 50 million dollars. I played a lottery sometimes. I feel like I'm putting all the effort in.

I think the answer is we have to start up our own show on fireside. I think that's where the money is. With the house that knitting built. Yeah. I think that's where the money is. With the house that knitting built. Yeah. The house that taking down Debb and Carol built. So then everyone of course makes it about them. Everyone's like, wow, she didn't even tell us. And Gina's like, wow, you would think that you would say,

hey guys, this just came up. I'm like, no. You guys, just, you don't remember that you spent the whole middle section of the season throwing Heather under the bus multiple times over and over and over again and now you want her to potentially jeopardize the sale? Absolutely not. I mean, but once it went through, she could have said something.

I mean, just to have them all, look, I don't blame her really. None of these girls are her real friend and I think she knows that But she's not a real friend to any of these girls either I don't think and I don't know it's like I think it was kind of smuddy I've heard a wait until they all read about it on reality T or the reality blogs are oh by the way Thanks reality T shout out. I actually oh, yeah, they give a nice the nice list and yeah, thanks for that you guys I don't know if it's I don't know if it was shitty, but I think it's funny. I personally think that Heather wanted to have a moment,

like she said later, she probably wanted a moment in Mexico where she announced it, but yeah, I got out. Cause you know that Josh Altman's gonna sing it from the tree tops. What is it? Sink it from the yeah, sing it from the mount tops or rooftops around whatever whatever if there's a top. He's gonna sing it from it. The Peloton tops.

So they're all gossiping about and have secret if she is and Tamer's like, wait a minute. She's mad that Shannon's hasn't talked about a relationship But then she that's a mother tell us anything As this is this is where actress skills come in. It's bullshit She talks about us like we're friends, but with personal info she doesn't tell us So now it's nighttime and Jen and her mom go to a restaurant that has a sign inside of it that says bitch don't kill my vibe so classy bliss and Ryan's party

and like every place in the town is called Kocina something or Kocina something so Ryan Kocina Tascana and that's for sure Well, I'll tell you what Kucy seems to be on the menu all the time as Jen and is. So thank you for bringing me somewhere named after the private parts that broke apart my family, Jen. So, Ryan is wearing just about as bad of a jacket. Like he is like, it's a special occasion. Let me try out the worst jacket that I have. It's like a jean jacket, but it has big camo panels in it.

And then the camo panel in the back has stuff written on it. It's so. It's like a jean jacket, but it has big camo panels in it. And then the camo panel in the back has stuff written on it. It's so, it's like, I love pussy and curses. It's like, keep up good vibes or something like that. It's shut up. Terrily face. I can't with him. So the waiter comes over and she's like, ah, I'd like to order some koo chi, but never mind. He already did. Hmm, gips will be good. Well, this is a massive moment because my family means everything to me, even though I apparently mean nothing to them.

Funny how that works. And the producers like, do they know that about Ryan's cheating and Jen says, well, my mom said, is he gonna do it to you? Do you have any concerns? Are your standards really that low? Are you really my daughter? Wow, have you learned remembered anything

I ever taught you about self-respect? Nope, okay, we'll have fun with him. Oh, I think it's really cool that Polyshore is there a waiter. You just never know in California who you're gonna get. And I like that he wore two different shirts at once. Yeah, he really did. It was like one shirt on the left and one shirt on the right.

He's like, I'm auditioning to be in the Orange County version of Victor Victoria. I'm the left and once you're on the right. He's like I'm auditioning to be in the orange county version of Victor Victoria I'm the waiter and the bus boy Don't go sane Darling don't go sane Thanks for all all the joy and pain So Polysore okay, so Ryan's like so

Mimi's, that what we're calling you, Mimi, that's pretty funny. Hey you, you enjoy any hair, things different here. More glamorous, things are pretty here. Cars actually drive here. Yeah, we don't have a lot of horses in the street here in Warsaw.

You like them that, you like them that. You like air conditioning? Now, I'm sure Jan has told you I wasn't faithful. I wish that's something I could obviously redo. It's not fair for my kids sick. I met my ex-wife when I was 15. And you know, I had 40 I decided to get a divorce. I said, I want a new life.

I want a life where I put on jackets of different kind of patterns and has some writing on it. And I wasn't happy with single pattern shirts, okay? So I decided I need to save myself at the end of our marriage. I'm an open book. So if you have any questions to ask, none of this is for her,

and I'm not being slick whatsoever. So if you've got any questions, and she's like, well, the five kids and her, those are the concerns of mine. You know, and for you to take all that on, I mean, not only are there the children, the hamsters, the gerbels, the puppies, the kittens, the homeless people occasionally, or the people currently with that home, whatever I'm supposed to call on, the indoor plumbing y'all deal

with here. There's just a lot plus gin. Have you talked to gin much? Have you heard anything that comes out of her mouth? It's not easy to listen to. Have you ever heard a spoon go down a garbage disposal? Now imagine that spoon being a whore. So are you sure you're good with Jen? Now, do you want me to be your mama or not? This is about me or is this?

Because let me tell you something. Will was a great man. He's a great father and a great husband. Wow, you know, he bought me so many barbers tries and CDs. I love that man. He just knew what I needed, okay? And I would have to say probably the best man that Jen's ever gonna marry, that's for sure.

And Jen's like, well, he was a great dad. Mm-hmm, and a great husband because he put up with your trash face, okay? Oh yeah, he was a good husband. I mean, mostly to me, but who's counting? You know what I'm saying? After a few years, they were all the same. Whoever brings you gifts, you know what I mean?

And Jen's like, I just wish my mom could just like pause. Just like take a pause, get to know us. You know, I'm sure that Ryan is like, whoa, this is a real battle. This is a real battle right now. She's being tough, but guess what I do? I look for your rough parts, and then I get an emotional chisel,

and then I start chiseling them away. And the parking lot of a raw stress for less has we do yoga classes, and I'm gonna get to her. I'm gonna get to that cold little dark heart. So Ryan says, you know, I would never anticipate at 46, sitting here with like Jen and Ryan plus seven deadly sins. Is that saving deadly sins? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, I could see that coming

from my all the way actually. Yeah, Jen and it's got gluttony of the Gucci. Biggest him. Biggest thing you ever saw. So you know what? Those are some pretty big shoes to feel wheel wheel Will you feel the shoes of wheel? I don't know Can't you? I know you better have some big feet. Let's hope your feet is bigger as your wiener. Okay And Jen says I feel like I've had this backpack of bricks that has been on my back Where a pack usually goes and as time goes on with Ryan and my mom I feel like I'm like removing brick by brick by brick'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm honey. He's like, well, does Jennifer ever chill out? I mean, just look at her. She's such a stress ball.

She goes, oh, you'd like me a lot better. Some jam, the lady. I can't wait to, I hope they keep this lady enough to turn down right evil, because it's coming. Yeah, I like her. She's like the Oklahoma and Margaret, you know? So Emily is now packing for Mexico with Fisker. Now it's time to transition to Mexico. And so she's packing, she's packing for Mexico with Fisker. Now it's time to transition to Mexico.

And so she's packing and talking to Fisker and then Jen is talking to Ryan about her mom and apparently the mom already called Ryan about making Thanksgiving plans and Jen's like, is that too much? Is it too much for you? And he goes, no, she's amazing. I love you.

And I'm excited for Mexico for you. I'm excited that you are leaving this home right now for several days where I will be completely alone doing nothing by myself. Exactly. Totally trustworthy Ryan being left alone at home. So then Shannon is like, well, look at this, I've got a big moon moon. I'm, I, it's got a, Yoi, Soy, Consado, Mrs. Sito, Smoletus, and last dressers, and he calls us, some Barrow, a fun detail. Mm-hmm. Ooh.

Yeah, and so anyway, the woman all arrived at the airport and she's like, oh my god, let's go to Mexico, get on your pelotons, everyone, we got some padaling to do. So they arrive there. They get to Mexico very quickly, not even any footage of them on the plan, really. And so then they're in the party bus

and Shannon opens up some tequila. And everyone's drinking from the bottle and Shannon's like, huh, well, I always have fun on vacation. You know, non-stop jam. Fun vacation Shannon. But Mexico, well, that brings it to a whole other level Chocero, most of the killer pop off of our Horsemuckers

So they get a place there's only three rooms, which is Sad and then Heather and Jean and I don't know. Oh, yeah, so they all start choosing who they're gonna sleep with and Heather is last of course And Heather's like I course and Heather's like I feel like it's like dodgeball like who's gonna have to take you last Russell like to film dodgeball Which I wasn't even chosen for at all so or

The dodge commercial actually was up for against Reba which Reba got back in the 80s so was up for against Riba, which Riba got back in the 80s, so. You know, Dodgeball in fifth grade is so traumatic and tragic. It's much more fun when you just tell all your personal chefs, here, here's a pot, throw it at each other. Now that's the kind of dodgeball I like. Now, when it's a dodgeball of 20 different versions of Alfredo ducking from Vases being thrown at their heads by me, now that's sport.

That skill. So you named the HD for 1995 a month. So I'll just talk about like, oh those two are gonna be in a room and those two, and okay, we'll give the bigger one to those two because Heather's gonna join them. They go in, all these rooms are ginormous. They have enormous, enormous sweets that are like,

they're so huge and Gina's like, oh my God, this sweet is bigger than my condo. Oh, is it a one bedroom? Yeah. I mean, so was the ober to be fair. Sir. So was the Domino's pizza you insisted we stop that on the way to the sweet.

And Jen is like, wow, this is mind blowing. You know what? Um, room. Can you hear me? Room, I'd just like to thank you. Thank you for being so open with us here to. Open concept quite frankly. So they get ready for dinner and then so they go, they basically get to dinner. They've got this beautiful beach side setup.

It's like windy. And there's a lot of these women patronizingly going, oh, ah! Oh, ah, oh, ah, oh, ah. Choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, oh, ah. Oh my god, Alfredo, you're here too. How was Alfredo? I wouldn't see you again.

Oh, last and you're us. Yo, I'll blow it, Span Yo. Hey. So that was a shaman life in Spanish Do did I mean to be offensive no no that's me being by the ink wall They sit down they're drinking these drinks out of these glasses that look like birds and you know Just keeps on prattling Arctic. Oh my god. This is so beautiful, it's so pretty, it's so beautiful. I love all the hanging lanterns they have. It is so pretty, look at the lights, look at the bomb trees.

And then she tells us, so we're really not going to talk about the house and selling the house. I'm like, you're the one talking about all the bullshit around. You talk about it. She does literally impress just so many things. She's like, oh my god, is this a fork made out of metal? Who does this? Oh my god. This is crazy. Oh my god, they have the same floors that I do. Oh, it's sand. Yeah. It's real bitch devactive. I guess I need the eyes as dirt.

So, um, Gina's like, the elephant is so big. So they're all staring at Heather and Tamer's like, okay, so I want to hear everything, I want to hear about everything that we've written the past. And then it's like, oh, sorry, we had an NDA and the hitch was a film that I auditioned for it didn't get. I am very, you know, proud of Will forgetting it. He's a good friend. He might be on the HT network. But anyway, the hitch is, they wanted us out in three weeks.

So I had to purge my house. And we moved out on Tuesday. And by we, I mean, God, it was a multiplicity of Alfredo's with suitcases on their heads. It was amazing. And by the way, Gina and Gina she know she knows she knows here too. I just want to remind you the NDA Is nothing to do with your children. I can see you getting mad right now. She said NDA. She said NDA The NDA was not gonna do nothing with my children all right. How do you? was not gonna do nothing with my children. Alright, how dare you.

I cannot believe you're a vent. You didn't say anything to any of us. You know, that's a big move, Heather. That's real big. She's just, well, TBH, go ahead, Ben. Go ahead. TBH, TBH, it was NBD. Gina's just like, oh my god.

What service is that? Should I be mad? Such as like, to be honest, I wasn't really sure how to discuss it. I feel like in this group lately, if I say I'm excited about this, I'm bragging. And if I didn't feel like, I could, and I didn't feel like I could share it. Because you know, when you casually just make $55 million in a day, apparently that doesn't go over well. Oh gosh, I really feel bummed that you feel like that.

You know what's funny that you say that because you seem like more of a bum to me now that it's all happened. It's weird. Weird, isn't it? Alfredo, could you bring me a $20 bill to throw a Gina's head? Thank you. Commissions. Here comes one right now. Gina goes, you know, I care about Heather, you know, when it's convenient for me, and we tell each other what's going on in each other's lives. Like, I really have been there for her except for those times, and I wasn't responding to any of her vocals, text messages.

This makes me question her entire friendship, which has been very transactional with me basically taking advantage of it well. I know I love that Gima is suddenly this good friend. And Shan is like, wow, I am so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, you know, I too, hmm, I think back to a month ago, where you said, uh, Shannon, you don't share. Yeah. And how it goes, well, we did not want this to get out to the press. And Jenny was like, yeah, but that's, she does look dumb. She goes, yeah, but that's like saying, if you tell me, it's gonna get out to the press. It's like, yes, that's exactly correct, Gina. Yes, you idiot, you're real housewives on profile. And Shannon's like, she can't trust us.

That's what she's saying, she can't trust us. What part of the, what part about all the gossip of the season says, anyone can trust anyone in this group with any secrets. None of you are trustworthy, okay? She's like, well actually I thought it wouldn't come out and it would be on this trip and I could celebrate it with you on this trip I mean, there's nothing like being in Mexico with a bunch of people who couldn't afford to be here without a television crew Following them around to say I'm richer than all of you, actually I could buy this town. She does like, well it'd be nice if we found out not from the press, like literally my iron

actually told me this. I haven't talked to you. I spent my page on a coffee told me this. Okay, because I can't afford a Mr. God. I can't afford cable anymore, so I just pretend I hear the news from assholes appliances. We're so mean. So we're just loopy at this point. So Shannon's like, other people are criticized for not sharing important things and there's like I share plenty of important things

Oh, but okay then why are you so angry Shannon? I'm not angry. I'm just seeing John chanson had quieted quite a time Well, I share everything and when I'm told I'm staging hold on that was an end quote Let me do another quote for paparazzi unquote, okay hold on quote pictures unquote quote about unquote my quote husband unquote for fuck's sake would you stop of the quote cost money is she spending money on quotes now stop quoting I'm actually just trying to stop the Zika virus by catching little mosquitoes in my fingers. I can do four at a time by doing air quotes.

This is like bad news. I got Zika virus. Good news. I got four subscribers by Zika Mosquito's T-H-D-H-D network. They don't worry. They're sending me to New Jersey to take care of lantern flies next. So she says, when I get told that I'm staging paprati photos, I say don't you know I went to the Syracuse School of Drama and acting. I'm gonna stage something. It's gonna look a whole lot better than that photo

And by the way Someone messaged us to say that actually the depros are a Disney family. Apparently their kids go to Disney several time and this person said, I've actually seen them there twice. So there you go, everyone. Oh wow, yeah, there you go. So Emily's like, Well then why did the paparazzi photos bother you so much?

Because when I saw those, I was like, whether you did paparazzi or not, I don't care. I mean, she's a Disney landed, it's in the press. I mean, that's cool, right? And then it's like, I don't care. I mean she's a Disney land and it's in the press. I mean that's cool right? And then it's like I do not like the connotation directed at me by the way my upper lip is now gone. I do not like the connotation directed at me and by the way you've been so unkind to me for weeks heavily. You know what, saying that I'm unkind is a little unfair. No, it is not. Okay.

Well, maybe I crack a joke once in a while, but at least hand me a talk. You have not been nice to me. I am a wealthy person, and Emily goes, well, you should be able to take that. Should I take it the way you treated me at my event? You were a dick, and Emily goes, well, I'm sorry. You have HDs everywhere, so I made a comment about it. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. Just, yes, HD network.

I got it, I got it, I got it. So, the waiter, the waiter up, oh, the psychos, oh, the soap opera is good. So I'm always like, I didn't think it was negative. Well, oh, so you thought that behavior was okay? The way that you treated that cucumber wrapped salad. No, but you thought it was okay when I got up to walk away. And you said, she needs to shut the fuck up, I read her food. You were tossing the camera to her You were tossing the caviar.

You were tossing the caviar. You were tossing the caviar. You were tossing the caviar. You were tossing the caviar. You were tossing the caviar. You were tossing the caviar. You were tossing the caviar. You were tossing the caviar.

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said whatever, so stupid. So, Tamara's hiding her face and cracking out because this fight is literally ridiculous. And Shannon, because- Do not laugh. Do not laugh at this, Tamara. No one's recorded me, and it that's sad and she is laughing now and how this like at some point It is not a joke. Well if you can't take a if you can't take a job

Why is it okay for you to put cookies on a plate and say look Emily it's your boobs. It's your nice big boobs I'm like oh really? It's okay to body shame. I'm like, oh, okay Oh, first of all you started it you were being a dick for second I was like, oh really? It's okay to body shame. I'm like, oh, okay. First of all, you started it. You were being a dick for, second of all, this was not body shaming. The big boobs, that's like, I feel like that's the not a body shaming thing.

You made for those things. It's not body shaming when it's like, they're first of all, they're gorgeous, okay? You know it's not body shaming. And so the Heather's just trying to win this. Heather snaps right back, she goes, body shaming as you're talking about my dolphin training suit. Seriously, I think like I'm a, I'm a, I'm a regular person.

Training animals to jump out of water. Who am I? Well, I wouldn't say Gina, because not even Gina could, dolphins won't even listen to Gina. Let's be honest. And Heather of course makes herself the victim, which is also hilarious, and you both, you both stupid. So I'm only like, but you did look like a whale trainer. And Gina's cranking up and Shannon tells us,

who, who thinks, who's gonna get upset when someone says you look thin, like a whale trainer and a wet suit? And no one said thin Shannon. No one said that. Here's the thing. Oh, well that was really nice when everybody called Heather a thin whale trainer It was embarrassing and inappropriate. I was very hurt So I'm gonna go well. I was very hurt by you because the day before this is what Heather says to me in New York a Bravo con I was in Shannon Bedouard's room and she had a lot of crappy things to say to you guys and I'm not gonna tell you so then She was never in my room once not once was she in my room? She's the guy I was not in her room Yes, what you said that is bullshit Emily. Who's you dad?

Nope and Shannon's like she's never been in my room ever. And Emily's like, oh my god, why would I make that up? And Heather goes, well, I didn't do it. I'm tired of being the scapegoat. I am tired of it. So, and I was like, please not scapegoat if that's what you said. So then Gina says on the side in her interview, you know, I was in the room with Heather and Emily when Heather made that comment about Shannon's

thing about us, but I was pretty sure she said, Tamara not Shannon. But she's know, I was in the room with Heather and Emily when Heather made that comment about Shannon St. Best stuff about us, but I was pretty sure she said Tamra not Shannon. But she ain't my hair blown out. I'm like, well, thanks for speaking up. So now they're just like you said it. No, I didn't you said it. You're city friend. You're a shitty friend and Heather's like you have been a shitty friend and an incredible. I've been an incredibly nice friend to you and I have loved and cared about you and all you do is look for some hole. Looking for a hole to poke in my boat and I'm held to a different standard than everyone else and I'm only like yeah because you are a different standard you get to be pretentious you

get to be a jerk and self centered and neat and centric. And we all have to be like, well, that's true. So how the hell is? So how the hell brings out a brand new technique which is that she puts her hands out as she does little karate chops with them. And she goes, just because you say something emphatically doesn't make it true and then Emily goes

Just because you use your fucking hands like this doesn't make a true either. Oh my god She counteracted karate hands on their very first debut This is like Ralph Macho going against Will Smith's kid both karate kids going you one another You will not talk to me like that. And then it cuts the tailor's face and tailor's face is shocked. It's like, tailor hasn't said anything. She's like, oh, so then. And then it cuts to the waiter

and the waiter's like, this is gonna take a while. It was. It must be in. Polarious. Well, well, stupid fucking show. Oh, so my goodness. How funny. Listen to my voice now after having done this recap. Hello, I'm Michael. You poor guy. You are really a true prevent. Thank you so much for showing up.

You could have just been like, I'm sick running. Figure this shit out. I thought about it, but I felt like I felt like these. It's just it was all too good. I should have just skipped New York and Atlanta. That's what I should have done, but this stuff was too good. I couldn't resist. I had to be. I got to be. Yeah, you got to be here for the Giggle one. These were fucking so fun to do because we did Salt Lake City today as well. And guess what? We're still going to do a bonus, so we'll be back for that. Thank you guys so much for being here for another two-part recap of OC. We can't help ourselves with this show. You got to do it. We will be back next

week to finish out below deck down under also Southern Trump next week is hell. So then you really need to sleep this week because there is a lot coming up. Southern charms back next week. Salt Lake cities here, New York's here. Atlanta is finishing up. Below deck is finishing up. It's going to be fucking insane. So please come back and join us, won't you? If you want videos of all of these catch it at crap and it's on demand on our Patreon every single video is there now I mean that we've been do since we've been doing these on video watch us like a TV show if you'd like to if you'd like to watch them a week later You can also do that for free on YouTube, which thank you for the YouTube network for having us.

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