Watch What Crappens - RHOC Part Two: It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Betch!

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

This is part two of a two part recap! *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Orange County head to the pumpkin patch to try and tell Tamra apart from the scarecrows, betches! Let's get spooky! This week's bonus episode will be a Trailer Trash Southern Charm Preview. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I've been so much fun. I've been so much fun. I've been so much fun. Well, hello everybody. Ronny here. You are listening to part two of a two-part recap of Real Housewives of Orange County. If you missed part one, go find it. Okay, it's very important.

A lot of very important things were discussed. We love you guys. Enjoy the show. Thanks for being here. So now, now we go to Tamara and Eddie walking to a gym that is named after the state of the relationships and friendships that Tamara has shreds. So also Eddie comes in his cut fitness shirt.

Okay, that's both tacky that you're wearing a different gym, gym sweatshirt into a gym. And it's also extremely sad because it's like history, you know what I mean? I feel like he's trying to be like a star. Like, yeah, I was the guy who ran that gym, that was in the corporate part. It's like taping together unemployment checks and wearing them as a bikini top. Like nobody needs to be party to this sadness, okay?

They also act like they were the literal king and queen of the fitness industry in Orange County. I mean, they have like a gym that had 10 people in it in the back of, you know, some UPS distribution center, and they're acting like everyone knew about cut fitness, like Tamerant Eddie, the fitness sions of the country. No one gives a fuck. Yeah, I know, and cares. Yeah, no one cares. You're not the mecha.

He's just trying to do a balance ball. You know, that's all he really wants. He just wanted a nice day doing a balance ball on a cut shirt, but she's like, I had to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to have to And she's like, yeah, you know what? They just love the bullish shadow. I feel like I love the bullish shadow. That is so crazy. Cause like, didn't you just spend the past two years like publicly bullying Shannon on

your fucking podcast? I know. And in blogs and everywhere else. Come on. But I also like right before that when Tama says, yeah, you know, by the way, have, you way, have to training for Ed Cutt and his, for cut fitness for 10 years. We're kind of like the new kids on the block. Yeah, we're here with our tab between our legs,

but it's been difficult, but everyone's been really nice. No one gives a fuck, no one's being nice. No one is handing you gym charity rags or whatever, because they hear your gym closed. Sorry, I had to get that on my system. So we go back and we're seeing that, that that Tamra is a flashback of Tamra and Emily at lunch and Emily's like,

you know, it's not, these things are not a secret if you're telling multiple people. Tamra's like, you know, I really want things to be fixed so that way I could break them again and how he goes, I do too. I would love for things to be fixed. Wait, you want to break it again? I don't think I want to be part of this. Also, that's not bullying. Like, how is that bullying? She just said bullying and then that's the example they gave us.

So then, uh, Tamara said, I'm just not getting heavily there. Like, you should see this pop, this paparazzi pics from Disneyland. It's like her and Terry Disneyland helping get the camera to show everyone the relationship has gots Like when you make a point of tonight. It's not got Spatts. It's not Got some I mean this is one of the times where camera has a pretty strong point because there's no reason why Heather and Terry are it like should ever be a Disneyland They I don't think this is the

Gosting I'm so embarrassed for them. Were they even there? Were they photoshipped? Did they hire somebody to make a hologram of them to look like they're standing at Disneyland? What are they doing there? I think Heather got confused and was trying to move into Space Mountain.

Oh, I love this. It's an open concept. We could work on the lighting though. She's like, well, I was on the set of Tron. When I found out our house. So, it's like, look at me. Look at this is when I was in back to the future. Oh, well, I heard that there's a beautiful new house with lots of sleek surfaces. That's the Darth Vader's layer. That's the death star that people are running through. Oh, so the cameras like, yeah, have a re-oxtimate everything.

And there's no way I think tears she'd not about the serious catalog pictures, those are sad states. And then we see the serious catalog picture juxtaposed with either or side by side with Heather and Terry's pictures And they are exactly the same that shit was so funny They're just like he's holding her from behind and they're kind of pointing like they're looking at something over there with a Very serious in love faces the camera gets their picture. I am so sure Heather Yeah, and Tim is like you know what?

It's like Angelina Jolie goes to Disneyland, Disneyland, like sure. Some people take some pics. But like, I don't care what she says. Whatever work she did in the 1900s. She is not an L.S. library. I mean, the 1900s are so cold. No, I will say in Heather's defense, even though I'm Team Tamer on this one, because these look obviously staged to me. Someone could have just taken that on their cell phone

and sold them. Yeah, I actually don't, yeah. I think the more damning thing is that they went to Disneyland. That seems to me. I do, sure. Like the fact that someone took a photo of them standing like that is not strange to me, but I think it's like, wait, they don't go to,

these are not Disneyland people. I have to understand this place. I do believe that they purposely went to Disneyland so that people would see them and spread the fact that they were hugging each other in public or something. Like, I would go for that. But yeah, the Disneyland thing does seem kind of weird. Like, we have to go somewhere where poor people go

and take pictures of rich people. Where would that be? Oh, it's so funny. I got here and all my family was here. I was just in the haunted mansion and they were all just dancing around. It's so funny. I went into that haunted mansion and all I saw were goal weights everywhere I turned. Is it really a mansion, though, if it can fit into your bathroom? So funny, everywhere I went, I mean, I just said, please don't take my picture. Everyone just kept staring at me.

Even the portraits on the wall. Oh, we had a great time in radiator springs, but I kept on expecting to see Gina sitting on a rock with the banjo. Wow, the batter horn was really fun, but God, Tammer really scared me coming around that corner. Wow, I was, I was a little bit sad that I didn't see Tamer on her ride. Mr. Toad's wild ride. You know, it's Tamer's like, I don't matter horn.

Just like, bitch. This is the Yeti. Bitch. She's the betchy. Bitch, why are you going by so fast? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You up? And I'm gonna drop on these tea cups. You up? Dr. Jen is just the Hall of Presidents. Just. Hi everybody, welcome to America.

It's just, it's Dr. Jen. Jen, Jen is like, I don't know, the corn dog castler or something, but like Dr. Jen is just the boring dry ride that you're like, Dr. Jen and me or what? Why are you recasting Dr. Jen and me or why are you casting Dr. Jim and this because if we're gonna assign rise to Orange County cast members like the most boring ride we're like why is this even here all presidents Dr. Jen.

Kelly Dodds just beating the shit out of Mr. Toad. Everything, something pops up. She's like, Fuck you! Kelly Dodd is that crazy ass Ferris wheel that they have a California adventure with the carts that dangle, little, the scariest ride in the entire park.

That is Kelly Dodd. Like, you wanna go out of wheel? Who are you? Should you love love love? What a fun day, Foster? Zuh. I think Kelly Dodd fits more like not scary farm or people like come up and scare you

and she's just like, I refuse to get jammed. Stop. Yeah. Okay, so wow, a lot of Kelly Dodd showing up today. A lot of it, so Tamra's like, hit babe. I really enjoy like having you home now but I have to ask you, like there's no porn, there's so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so. I was like, okay, well, you just basically confirmed everything. Everybody's been saying about you this entire fucking run. Yeah.

Well, I think he just, he was going to come in like Conan. But oh, no, I thought he was telling her come in like Conan, the barbarian with the leather vest and the sword. And I was like, yeah, Sadie, I fucking love your swing or at. I love the eddies just like so open. Now I was like, yeah, I want I fucking love your swing or at. I love that Eddie is just like so open now. He's like, yeah, I want to get fucked by Conan the barbarian while I'm wearing my cut fitness sweatshirt. Yes.

So now we go to Heather and Shannon meeting for lunch, for reconciliation lunch, and they get there and Heather's like, well, I wasn't sure if it was going to be hot or cold, but by the way, before anything gets started here, I want you to know that my goal here as television's hathed a bro, is for us to get to a better place and whatever we need to talk about or how we need to get there, that's what I want. Also, if there's a spot for me on hot and Cleveland that you know about, I would also like that too. You see, the thing here today is, is that I am now way richer than you.

And having an argument with you would be punching so far down, I might dislocate my shoulder. So trying to protect us both here. And Santa's like, well, okay, well, we've tried to have, oh, hold on, let me blow into an invisible jar with my lips. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, because Heather's violation of the vault is a total slap in the face. It's almost as big of a slap in the face as having half of your back scratched off your vertebrae by someone who did not got their nails recently. And Heather's like, there is no fault.

She gives everyone the combination to the vault. If everyone has a combination to a vault, is it a vault? Or is it just a little box with the combination that everybody knows? I don't know. Or is it just Gina's apartment box with the combination that everybody knows I don't know or is it just Gina's apartment I don't get it I don't know all I know is you can fit about $30 in there before the door gets jammed. So they order and then shanicus I'm I I I I cha cha cha cha I I well well well the bottom line is Heather I'm hurt and I have had tamer and

Emily say wait a minute we didn't bring your relationship up how they did and when your relationship did come up it was tamer saying did you get the call did you get the call and when there were things that I could have agreed with about your relationship I said no wow that was a wonderful I just want I just want America to hear. I did a great Shen and Bedouin impersonation because that was actually me saying that, saying that whenever the conversation came up,

it was always Tamro who was saying, did you get the call, did you get the call? And I'd always act like, no, I did not get the call. And then they show actually the, I can't believe I fucked that up. I didn't even realize it. After an entire mom long about it. So go ahead.

Am I embarrassed? No, you, you. It's okay. I've been wanting to work on that impersonation for a very long time. So, um, we do see footage of Tamara trying to like get her to fall in trap. Tamara being like, did you get the call? Did you get the call? Do you hear about what about the relationship?

What do you think about the relationship? And Heather's saying like, I think it's good. I think the relationship is good. And Heather's like, that's not what I heard back. I get the phone calls back. So, I just got a break. Well, you guys feel like, no, and these shows really do scramble your brain because they argue about it

and then they all tell different stories and by the end you're like, wait, what did happen? You know, but from what I remembered, it was Heather telling Emily on the phone, Shannon called me again about her relationship and Emily told Gina that Emily went and told Tamara that Heather was talking shit about it and trying to cause problems. But Emily is the one who brought it up on camera trying to make Shannon's relationship look

stupid, but she didn't want to take the blame about it. So she said it to Tamara and then Tamara took it and ran with it and she was going to take the blame with it, but she still blamed Emily for doing it and ultimately Heather for doing it. Yeah, and there's also no indication as far as we could see. We can't really tell what was said that was like vault or not vault. All we know is that Emily said

that Heather was talking about it, which I don't think it's crazy amongst this group that if Emily and Heather having a conversation, where Heather says like, wow, I'm a little concerned about Shannon and John, like she's told me some things, and it's just like not great. And then Emily's like, wow, I'm a little concerned about Shannon and John. She told me some things and it's just like not great. And then I was like, oh, Heather's talking about Shannon and John.

And then all of a sudden, Tamer goes and lights this fire. So. So. Well, I think in my personal humble opinion, I think that the rule on these shows is, oh, my light just went out, sorry, I'm in the dark map. What about that? I think the rule on these shows is, oh my light just spun out, sorry, I'm in the dark map. What about that? I think the rule on these shows at least should be

that Heather didn't do it on camera. Heather was talking to Emily on the phone. She mentioned that Shannon's still having drama on her relationship and the one who brought it up on camera is the one who's guilty of trying to ruin Shannon's life on camera. That's always how I think of it. And Emily is ultimately the one who did that. And she is the one who tried guilty of trying to ruin Shannon's life on camera. That's always how I think of it. And Emily is ultimately the one who did that.

And she is the one who tried to pass the bat. And it's not surprising because Emily has had it in for Shannon for years because Shannon has always ignored Emily and not let her be a part of the group. You know? Yeah. And I know some people will be like, well, but Heather said all that stuff. They show it again. Heather said, all that stuff and they're confessional about John, this and John, that.

But I have to imagine quite frankly, that at that point Heather's either exasperated and it's like, well, fuck it. Or they've already broken up. And she's like, well, the relationship's over so I can say all this stuff. So I mean, I hate to be super team-to-pro on this one, but I just do think that Tamara is like really doing

a number on this situation and it's like not going noticed by Shannonannin. As always. So Heather's like, it has never been my goal to talk about your relationship. You know what, your relationship is like the $55 million that I just earned. I don't wanna talk about it.

Did I just mention that out loud? Sorry. Shannin goes, well, once again Heather, to use your phrase, I feel like we're on the hamster wheel, and I have relationship issues that most people have, which is very normal relationship issues, you know, about when you have a man who has like a little boat who goes very fast and does not acknowledge the speed of his boat, and has just had a normal, normal thing. I'm a little tired from this hamster wheel, by the way, can we? Do we have to

do it the whole, I think I've reached my favorite goals. in this hamster wheel, by the way, can we? Do we have to do it the whole? I think I've reached my favorite goals. This hamster wheel has exhausted me. I need to sit down. I'm already sitting. Oh my God. We're gonna navigate this, my mother.

And Heather's like, you know what? She's telling us, I have no idea what to believe anymore. I have all this relationship info she's giving me in private. How am I supposed to act in public? Do I act like, what do I need? The, shoo, the men in black, boom thing to make me forget what I've just seen. By the way, I think I was in that film. Did you remember?

No. That's why. That is why. Yes. Yes. I had a, I famously gave a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, to Will Smith and said, here you go. Big break through moment for me. So Heather said, Shannon's like, well, it's absolutely nobody's business.

So if your concern is a friend, then talk to me about it. And Heather goes, I apologize, honestly. I would never do something intentionally to hurt you. I would do something to humiliate you perhaps, or to shame you, or to make you feel very small but never to hurt you and I feel like uh uh uh in my heart I did my mind I don't believe I was ever shit talking you or trying to stir things up and if it came out that way or moved in that way

I will buy you no budinner. I apologize. I apologize. And yeah, she's pretending to cry. And Shannon's like, well, wow, it's here. It's a plus. How many times did you practice that in the mirror? Heather, do you grow? Why don't you just, why don't you put that, this lunch on your IMDB page? How about that?

How about, ooh, applause, applause. First of all, you know, I love Shannon. but Shannon's so full of shit and this whole thing. She is so lucky everybody is just kissing her ass. There is no reason these people shouldn't just say, fuck off, Shannon. You talk about everybody and everybody else's relationships all the time. Nobody said anything bad. Shut up. Just shut up, Shannon.

Get over it. It's at the point where even I'm saying shut up, Shannon, get over it. It's at the point where you and I I'm saying shut up, Shannon. Yeah, but this is white dwarf Shannon, like what red dwarf, whatever it is. Basically, there's a supernova, and it's about to collapse in on itself and become a black hole. It first flares out. As this relationship is about to go down the toilet,

and we saw this with David too, this is when Shannon is the most irrational and erratic. And it's kind of like peak Shannon also, like I think we let's be honest. It's also like when she starts getting nervous and starts talking backwards. She's like, do. Um, finishing eye. Other. D H. D H. Heather.

Well, Heather, I not only do eye-deserve an apology, but so does my log. So does this lovely small man here. So, um, uh, David would have had sex with Laura Palmer if he'd ever seen her on a beach. What happened to Laura Palmer? Why doesn't anyone ask what happened to Shannon Bedore? I'm the one who's going through things. By the way, who killed Shannon Bedore's dreams? Caroline Shannon Bedore apparently not in a body bag, so no one cares about it. By the way, uh, Child Protective Services is coming for Laura Palmer. Too late.

Okay. So I'm sorry that I interrupted you for that service cracking me up. No, it was great. So, um, you like nothing ever happened. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Or we know, I just saying that basically like, you know, Shana in the late stages of her relationship is like hilariously neurotic.

And I think that we should always be excited for her to get a new relationship knowing that it's going to lead to these seasons. I was thinking that today too. I was like, I feel bad for Shana and that this didn't work out, but I'm also so happy because this would be the worst story of my next year. It just continued like, what am I going to do with John Jansen? You know, we need, we need some new depressed depressed Shannon. So I'm excited for that. Yeah. So So basically so has like so where do we go from here? Like literally how do I get out of this?

Hellhole of a restaurant and Shannon's like well by feelings have been really hurt And I just had a person that needs to step away and process because It's been it's been a lot for me. It's been a lot. And by process, of course, I mean, have three glasses of tequila, thank you. Mm, I need to step away and process to piles of money. So good luck with that.

If you ever need me, just start knocking on the pile of hundreds. Okay. So Heather's like, I hear you, I understand, understand I understand and I was happy you were willing to sit down I miss you. Did you believe me? So then Heather's like okay, well Let's get on with this party and oh no, so now we go to the next thing right another day Yeah, Heather is wearing some sort of like khaki Oh no, so now we go to the next thing, right? It's another day, and everyone's a different thing, right? We just start with Heather again. Yeah.

Heather is wearing some sort of like khaki, khaki skirt, like a white top, and she's like, oh, do I look omish? Do I look like literally the pores of pores subcultures in America right now? Oh, they don't even have zippers. OK, let me make sure I don't look like a pencil being discussed.

It's so funny, because she was saying you could see in her mind that she was trying to think of something that's not going to offend everybody, right? She's like, well, let's just make sure I don't look like I'm from... Oh, thank you. Pencilvania. I can say Pencilvania, right? Central Pencilvania. Pencilvania.

You're Pencilvania, right? Central Pennsylvania. Cancelable. Do the Amish even have the internet? Can they can they cancel me? I don't think so. I think I'm I think I'm safe. Can you be canceled but from television by people without television? Someone throws a jar of jam through a window. So now we see Taylor walking into the pumpkin patch, but you know what I am? You know what my name is? I'm Taylor fucking. I'm sure I am. I'm just. Yeah, we're Tinnaka Farms.

So Taylor is getting set up for a pumpkin carving class. And she's like, hello, what's going on? They're like, um, hi, you are. You don't know who I am? Fuck you, I'm not gonna talk to you. Get me another fucking pumpkin pass person over here. I'm gonna buy sexual. She's doing her Craigslist speech. I mean, her Craigs, her Craigs speech.

Yeah. And then, so, Tamara is, and Jan are driving down to the pumpkin patch, and then Tamara is like, FaceTiming or calling Teddy. Tam, quote unquote, Teddy, Tamara's podcast go host. And Teddy. I think Teddy. I'm Teddy. You getting my hair done?

Hey, what did you call me last time? Hey, a crack heart. Who has those roots? Ah, dad's so funny. He's like, yeah, a crack heart. I had to help my roots are those roots? God, so funny. It's like, yeah, crack heart. Head's up. My roots are named Nolan Camp, so I do have roots. So I was going to call my dad to prove it.

He won't take my call yet, but he is my dad. So head's up. You weren't on the podcast yesterday. So yeah, because that's happened on the TV. I shot a fire face. That's what I called Saturday. I said, I just cracked that root or I just called a fired face. That's where I called Saturday. I said to just crack that root or I just called a fired face.

So fun and that's what happened to the bad guys. Yeah, Batch, what happened on the podcast on the day off? Did you say the thing I told you to say when I specifically wasn't on the podcast, Batch? Well, pointing out that paparazzi don't come to Orange County or Disneyland to get pictures of people. I'm telling them. Hi, I'm Teddy. Trust me, I know. about the paparazzi don't come to Orange County or Disneyland to get pictures of people. I'm too old. Hi, I'm Teddy, trust me, I know.

So, Tamra's like, oh, great. So, I'm headed to see her right now, Batch. Is that the podcast that's coming out today? Such good timing. Thanks for the warning, Batch. As if Tamra did not tell Teddy, by the way, please announce on this podcast that this was stage and Popper O'Rasey don't come to Orange County.

This is so hot. Also, text me right now because the cameras are rolling and I'm in the car. So text me so you at least get a chiroin, you know? Yeah. So let's see. So then Tamara comes, is it Tamara who comes to the pump, compaching us?

What if he sits growing here? Is that weird? Yeah, it sounds like I think that's corn. I think that's corn, Tamra. Heather is arriving, looking all around, looking very Jamie Gertz. A few weeks ago, I said something about how I was like an Annabelle Shiora, and I really met Jamie Gertz.

I know, I can believe you got a Twitter reference wrong. I know. Something in my head, it was like, ding, but I didn't know what it was until I read that comment. And I was like, I'm so embarrassed for a man. I mean, I'm embarrassed for me for being friends with Ben at this moment, but especially for Ben.

I mentioned Jamie Gertz over the weekend. And I said the same thing. Sort of the same thing where I was like, I was like, saying how I'm usually not very good around dogs or children, and I feel like I'm very much like a Jamie Gertz character, who was just like, the stepmom or something. And my friend goes, oh my God, I did jury duty

with Jamie Gertz. I was like, really? And he goes, yeah, she got kicked out. And I was like, really, Jamie Gertz got kicked out of jury duty. And she said, yes, because she went and talked to the plaintiff. And I love that Jamie Gertz, I talked to the plaintiff. And I love that Jimmy Gertz did. Talked to the plaintiff and then she did it in my ass.

She's like, hold on, I think you're getting a bad rap here. Okay. You're really gonna make you look stupid. I'm filmin' television's Jimmy Gertz. I, four people trying to sue other people. Let's just talk this through. I move to exonerate this person, exonerated

with Emily Simpson and Jamie Gertz. Well, I love it that she's not talking to the defendant because like, I feel like Annabella Ciora would talk to the defendant. Yeah. Look, I think like you're getting a bad rap. I just love that. The Jamie Gertz is trying to be on the side of the plaintiff, you know, just so Jamie Gertz. Oh God, I love that. So now Heather's arriving, looking like she has no idea what to do with all the around in a pumpkin patch. She's like, oh God damn it, I skirt, look just like the driveway, dammit. And Heather's like, are we back in Montana?

This is hilarious. And so a lady comes up and says that they have an apple cider cinnamon margarita. That sounds disgusting and everybody looks at her like she's just trash. No one says okay, that sounds great. Heather just goes, I'll do champagne. Thanks not 2012. So then, Jean and Emily arrive. Everyone's just like coming in, everyone's like talking, and Tamer's asking Heather if she's good with Shannon now. And I was like, yeah, we're good.

We're good. That was not very convincing. That's like, bitch. Yeah, we're really good. And Tamer's like, hey, I'm a there. I'm a there. I'm a there. I'm a there.

And she's like, I don't support this stuff. It's so dangerous. And Tamer supports it. Because I've been riding for five years. But you should watch have a sis and a band. I want to call. I want to call. They should open it on the motorcycle. I'm never forgetting. I was about to say they should have done a flashback to that or a little coming in on her

under motorcycle like that like that children's book with a little squirrel on the bicycle. Yes, as memories of her past echo through the heartly Davidson ride through the canyon. That's my picture, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's,

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Yes, that's exactly what it meant actually, non-ironically. I can't with Heather sometimes, you know, but I do like the Heather's making, Emily's making fun of her. She's like, where are you wearing saddle shoes? Who are you going to a sock hop? And so, enough she is. He's wearing like 50s.

You've never seen a public in under life before. And Tim was like, I'm trying to find a pumpkin without what I saw now. She was like, is that contagious? Cause they have a vaccine for that. And Emily's like hey Juneau, let me whisper to you. Hey listen if you're gonna talk it full voice Okay, Gina Gina a Shannon's fear start what did Shannon say about Gina? No wait

Jen Jen Jen no sorry a Shannon's Fiesta what what did she say about Gina's kids and all? Do you why thing? And then it cuts over to Gina talking to Tamer about because she was, hey, so what did she and then say about my children? Something about CPS in terms of like, I don't even remember that batch. But then Jen just told me at the car

and I remembered it all of a sudden. And she was like, but like, why is she like talking about that? Like, she's saving my kids. Like, she didn't even save my kids. Why is she even saying that? And then it goes back to Emily talking to Jen. And she's like, you know what, it's another level when you bring CPS into it.

And I was like, what? CPS? Oh, yes, I did have a show on there from 1999 to 2000. It's called It's Me, Sarring Heather Page Kent and Paul Servino and the lady from the Snapple commercials. Great. You're misspelling it, but I was a for a roll on chips. That's true.

It is true. So then let's see, where are we? A bug comes to Heather's house. What does that mean? No, a bug is flying around Heather's face. At one point, like Heather's talking. My notes are getting real loose in wild here and everybody's telling them.

I'm missing people. There's a bug in Heather's house. So they're trying to get, Heather's making a big deal out of the bug and everyone's just looking at her like, stupid Heather, as if they wouldn't all be screeching and screaming if they had a bug on their head. And Heather's like, sorry everybody.

So everyone's just has an annoyed silence. And how there's like, sorry everybody is. So everyone just has an annoyed silence. So then Emily's like, yeah, that's really a whole other level when he brings CPS in. And how they goes, what? She said CPS at the dinner. And Emily's like, yeah, I mean, it was like at least had me to talk. And how there's like, so, no,

what's allowed to talk about the fact that she and Sean don't have the best relationship? But this CPS, me not getting chips. That's okay dinner conversation. This is unconscionable. This is insane. You know, when I didn't get chips, I was fine with it, but I did run into Eric Estrada and the lobby of my penthouse building, you know, holding doors open for people. And I said, if you ever deny me or my family again from being on the reboot of your show, this will cost you a lot, door man.

So then Tamra and Gina, we come back to that. And Tamra's like, I don't remember that. So let me talk to Shadden Fax. Cause I think Shadden might be twisting things a a little bit because I'm telling you, I don't remember him in CPS, which is funny because I keep showing clips of Tammer being like, what are you guys talking about? Oh, yeah, Gina got a breath. She was the drunk stupid dewey. Stupid. You ever seen Annie? You ever seen that? That

was almost your kids singing out the stairs with mobs So Gina knows this bullshed Gina knows that gender not twist the words right because she's like if anyone's gonna twist it It's gonna be Shannon because I mean she's you know what? T.M. I has like a spoon in every pocket book she owns You know because she's like stirring she can stir things up So she always has a spoon ready to stir that's why she has a spoon in her pocket books You see what I'm saying there pocket Pocket books. Who does it say that? Funny, right? I'm good on this show, huh? She'll use that that term all the time.

So then Shannon comes and she's doing that. Oh, oh, oh, blowing through it, blowing into a bottle, lips. She's like, Piss. You could tell she's not in a good place. And then she's like, that's she is, that's she is, that's she is, that's she is, that's she is everybody. She's and then there's like, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, that's it, and then it's like, you okay? And Tim was like, well, I had an IV and I literally could not put shoes on.

Huh, look at my arm! Ha, ha, ha! Have you ever tried to get these? Have you ever tried to get inflated arms into a pair of converse? What? Do you know how difficult it is to tie a pair of shoes with your forearms?

It was impossible, but they say it's inflammation, inflammation from stress, friend-induced stress. The stress that comes when you throw it to Kila Party and you have to listen to senior noodles do a rap and only have your party is there. Because by the way, that was like a deleted scene that we did not talk about because we didn't watch the peacock version, but apparently on the peacock version senior noodles did a rap. Oh, no. Kila party. Yeah.

Oh, senior noodles. No, senior noodles. I mean, it was already awkward enough watching him before knowing that he did a rap. No, senior. Oh, Oh, senior. No, no,

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so you can fist your pumpkin. There's something wrong with that. And yet, kind of exciting. So then Shannon is like. Like, her role won't stop, like literally everything, basically. It's time to say, and the power.

Ha. Ha. Sandy and, Sandy and Dave come skateboarding by. Well, Dave just fisted me last night. It was a wild ride never to old to learn new things. Okay, off to Costco, kids. I heard my mom say that the first time she went to Costco, slut, hum, it's about. So Shannon says, I don't like pumpkin things.

I am not a fan of the fall, or as I like to call it, the season of David Bedore, the fall. So I mean, who wants to celebrate death and morbidity and graveyards? I don't like orange and brown and olive green. I am the scrooge of the fall. I do, here I shine a bedore, killed by the fall. I know. I was like,ed adore killed by the fall.

I know I was like, you remember that your iconic scene took place in a fake graveyard. Right? And you were pretend dead. But maybe that's why she hates it. So time was like, Oh my God, that's a big, I spy. Oh, that's a fish. She's still going off about bottles. And Jen psych, are you, are you going to take that home to Shane? That was hilarious, right?

Thank you, everybody for kind of smiling at my Joe But really meant a lot to me, especially now that we're in my office outside Shannon they're all pulling out the seeds and Shannon turns to Marshaaland goes Are you going to roast these for us and she goes no Just look around like well, okay, I've been denied. I have pumpkin patch. Okay. Well, I guess that's the last time I call it martiala, two in the morning and tell her about my problems. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, like, well, this is weird, isn't it? But this thing is just in the pumpkin.

OK, OK, OK, Tamar, this is weird, right? Look at around this table. Half of these people weren't even at my party. I mean, half of these people don't even know what's in your noodle sounds like, wrapping. There's elephants in the room. You know, I'm wearing my spanks, and I resent the fact that you would say that.

Okay, everyone, I am done with my lantern of jacks. Everyone want to see it. Okay, it's, and Emily goes, I bet it has an agent of D on it. Ha, ha, ha. Actually, it's a champagne flute with bubbles and it's just like a rectangle that you've cut out of it.

It's a flute from 2009 because all the flutes made in 2008 were complete trash. And Tamer is telling Shannon. Yeah, this elephant is a real bitch. Elephant ads house. We should listen. Elephant ads house was never been in the brim. That's one.

But Tamer holds up her pumping and goes, I named this pump again, dip throughout. I'm almost like, okay, Tamer, Marshall just leaves I'm almost like, okay, Tim, Marshall just leaves, Marshall's like, okay everyone, thank you so much. I was resistant to even do this role, but my friend Lauren at the local theater from, we did pretty good together. She said I should really try to get on this show,

but I'm just gonna just move to a different state at this point. Goodbye everyone, good luck with your pump gifts. So Jen's like, mine is a self-portrait. She's a pumpkin with a giant hole in its face. That's my poor Jen. So, then Taylor's like, I'm youth and amazing. Thank you so much for being patient with us.

What's my name? What is it? I don't know. Get the fuck out of here. What's my name? She starts doing DMX. So, Tamer's like, she, she, she's Tamer tells Shen, and she said, Gina took me aside, and evidently,

Jen told her that you brought up CPS at your party. That CPS was coming for her, and she said, what? Why would a life-saving procedure come for her children? I mean, it's a good thing to know CPS. You have to think about CPR, bitch. Oh, oh

Hi, what Meh, hi What? Yeah, but that's what Gentiles ass fucking lion chance stupid lion shed says fucking she's fucking Ryan in a hot tub But she said it and sound like I did not put Jen said it No, what she said it was yeah, she was fisting Ryan. And Jen, remember when you were fisting Ryan's red room? It's about things that Sam has said. And Sam has said,

Jen, did you say I said CPS is coming for a genius kid? So what are you talking about? I would never say that. God, strike me dead. I, well, more dead as I was after David the door God, strike me dead. I will, more dead as I was after David the door, but strike me dead. That's, I mean, that's when I, you know what, that's when I know I didn't say something.

So like, stop stirring up shit, Jen. Jesus Christ, I would never, I would never absolutely do it. Like, you're doing a really great job of dispelling the rumors that you get drunk and say things and then don't remember it the next day, because we literally saw all of this. She's so, and then they showed a clip, of course, I said, well, with her timey little sombrero

on her head, where she was like, she was about to get a question with her kids. Oh, oh, oh, it would have gone to child protective services. That would be the next step. And Emma is like, why don't I don't understand where that would come from? And Tim was like, I don't even remember saying that. And then we see a clip of Tamer going,

yeah, because she was getting arrested. Yeah, she got arrested for a DUI. DUI, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I didn't say DUI, DUI, Rai. That's what all the girls in Orange County say, though. So Jen is like, she's like, she even said how like your mom went to her or something like that. I don't know the shit, how am I supposed to know the shit? And she's like, I said how like your mom like went to her or something like that I don't know this shit. How am I supposed to know this shit and she has unbelievable

Unfucking believe this is you know what this is unfuck this is this is you know what the truth will come out The truth will come out unbelievable listen all you not going to to you could heal a party people This is why is this a slander? Maybe if you come to the party you'd actually hear it firsthand But you didn't come to party instead you went to some sort of girl group called exonerated or something and you you headed to bro you went to your house had you went behind your three it's me probably hung out with mark mark which hurts or whatever that musician's name is I don't want to hear from anyone it's time for commercial it's time for a crap and commercial so she's doing that thing where she starts having such a big fit that nobody will argue with

her, but they're all telling us like, oh sure, Shannon, okay, this random girl is just going to make all this up. So she was like, I'm so confused at this point, because this is what you do, Shannon. And I'm like, yeah, I don't think she would make it up. And she goes, my friends with them. She's like having a fit. Senior noodles was there. Well, I ever mentioned CPS, the senior noodles,

when we all know his nefuism is seriously missing now. Why would I ever bring that up? And Jankos, but I was there too, Shannon. Well, I would never have said that. And you know what I said, Jimmy? You know what I said, Gina, Gina, Gina, Gina, Gina. You know what I said? I said, I'm not allowed to talk about anything

that I ever did for Gina. So I'm not gonna talk about this. Oh, look at my lips being sealed. Whoa, it's my lips are sealed like Keso left between two chips out to dry overnight. Shots, seals, shits. Gina, I would hope that you would listen. I don't care about your children and CPS.

You have a beautiful home. You just carved it right here. I love the pumpkin. I can't wait for you to move into it. So why are you even bothering with all this? And Gina's like, well, you know what? Like, you know, Jen knows something that, like I would prefer that you would like not lead with, you know?

And she goes, oh, maybe she Googled it. I don't know. I mean, do they have, maybe she Googled it. I don't know. I mean, do they have Google outside on parking lot islands? I don't know. And Jen's like, I didn't Google that. And Gina says, I believe you. And Jen's like, you know, Tamara was the one explaining to me about Gina's DUI at the party.

I mean, it's just so onto me how Tamara forgets things. And Tamara said, yeah, the message, yeah, the message. And she goes, wow, what is your phrase? Kill the messenger? That. We should. We should kill the message. I've been trying to kill my post base for quite a while

because he keeps bringing me ice cream, but well, I let him live. So it turns out, yeah, well, you said that you got a written attorney and that if, like, if you hadn't had the number to a written attorney that her kids could have been taken by CPS and Jamie goes, that was not true. No one gets to see you, why didn't the kids have taken? Can we just let it go?

Well, they were gonna arrest you in the morning. So, I do remember that. They were gonna arrest you, Gina, Kirkider Bunga Donkins, okay? There was no restaurant. I saw it online it popped up. He said Gina Kirk and Schneider Donkins looking to miss it. It's about to be arrested. And then a big purple and red stripe truck was gonna pull up and just put your kids right in the back and send them on off to CPS land. But I mean I never said that though. I never said that.

So you know, how do you know? Do you clock it with a cop? So you're like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, of like everything. Okay, so to win sineway to the authorities, would that would remove my children from being a bad mom that they would see me as an unfit parent, is totally fucked up. And she and I said, well, do we know the pain I had to deal with the other night

when I was alone with the tiny sombrero and nobody came to my Sydney or Noodle's party. I mean, that was basically the noodle version of Eminem up there. And nobody. to my Sydney or noodles party. I mean, that was basically the noodle version of M&M up there. And nobody. Kappa noodles is what his rap name is actually. You got it. I believe in noodles. Hey, M&M noodles. You got a, he says you got a noodle yourself to the music to the moment. Don't ever want to let a cow. You got one chance, one

opportunity to make your noodles. Maybe you've heard of the movie Noodle Mile? Well, he was wonderful in that. You would have heard a couple of songs from that film had you showed up. Him basing her played Noodle's mother. Uh-huh. Yeah, she did a wonderful, wonderful job. Uh, she trained him how to eat shrimp from a spatula. Just toss it right in, took many times. My Kai Fyfer, oh, ah, he loved a little onion tariffled, filled with oil and set on fire. Oh, God, okay, so Shannon makes it about herself, of course. And Tam was like, uh-uh, take a deep breath,

take a deep breath, but tend to this pumpkin, and you just relax and you asshole enough to get a fast said. Ha-ha-ha-ha. I deal with enough stress as it is, and the stress of knowing that people are talking about, oh shit, exaggerated thoughts about my relationship that gives me a lot of anxiety, and it's keeping me up at night,

as well as the booze and calling people late at night and talking to them about my problems. Like, it keeps me up at night, as well as the booze and calling people late at night and talking to them about my crap. That keeps me up too. And Shannon's like, you know what? Oh, Shannon's like, it's not even about Jenna. No, I don't know how I could give a shit about her. It's the fact that everyone is talking about me. And Heather's like, wait, Shannon, are you okay?

Look at me, do we need to call someone? I was like, are you really threatening to call? The packing, the fucking crazy, the crazy bus on Shannon again. That was a lot of work. I need to call CPS, crazy protective services. The padded wagon is coming for you. So I died.

I mean, how do people not be into this? That was hilarious. She doesn't know if she's giving herself a call back. Yeah, she goes, you know, the only thing that I said is that I respect you enough to not talk about your relationship. So if that's offensive to you, and that makes you want to shit all over me and my family and my best friend and my life continuously, that's fine.

So Shannon's like, okay, I want to explain myself and I feel badly about this because Heather and I kept saying, that's fine. So Shannon's like, I want to explain myself. And I feel badly about this because Heather and I kept saying, what are they talking about over there? So she's talking about with the dress at party, where they dress as each other. And she's saying how, at that moment when Heather,

she and Heather were a few feet away, she thought they were all talking about John Janssen in that moment. So they like snapped at the girls. Yes, and then we see a clip of Shannon freaking out in the Gina wig. and I will not reenact it because I feel like people's heads, you know, like sometimes you deserve

to keep your sanity and it's just Shannon screaming some more. So Gina's like, well, you know what, when I, oh, sorry, sorry, I was about to do it again. So Gina's like, yeah, but you just want to bunch of grenades at me across the pool, Shannon, just while putting it out there,anne is like, yeah, but you just want to bunch of grenades at me across the pool, Shannon. She's like, well, putting it out there. It's like, Jeanne's like, Heather is like, oh, oh,

well, oh, it looks so bad. And everything's so bad. And that's what you did. And you know what? I wasn't gonna hurt you or trash you. And people come to me all the time. They come to me all the time with things about Travis. And I'm gonna talk about Travis.

Because I don't wanna hear anything about anyone's relationship, especially yours especially Travis and Tamargas. He made the parents come in. Tamar's such a good friend. Tamar, like the moment it's almost like slightly inching towards resolution. Shannon just throws more gas in the far. She's such a terrible friend and we see two weeks ago when the trace amigos were having their little dinner and Shannon is just being snarky And she goes, oh well, let's talk about Travis and his quote-unquote big penis just like a Snarky shady thing to say and of course Tamara. It's gonna throw her friend right under the bus and she has oh

Don't see that What don't say that? Just why without wages. I can't believe you would say that now Tamara's gonna be right just about it on top of everything else. I know. And then she goes, I just think you're gonna have to put everything out on the table right now. Tamara all of a sudden wants everything out on the table. Of course, when it's stuff that doesn't involve her,

she's happy to put it out on the table. Yeah, of course. So Shannon's like, don't do that, Tamara, I don't do that. This is why I shouldn't have fried anything up. And Tamara goes, don't do that, Hamer, I don't do that. This is why I shouldn't have fried anything up. And then we're going to go, well, Shannon said, Travis says it's not Pneus. And she goes, oh my God.

I'm just like, well, that's what I heard. Now I'm not saying we shouldn't talk about this. I was just saying, well, all I was doing to get that lunch was saying, we should not talk about Travis' small penis. It's not right to Gina. Hey, you. So, then Taylor's like, you know what we we should do is we should just line up all the

man and just have a penis contest. We can look at the penises. And I was like, Shane's penis is big. I mean, he does not have a side-car-sized penis. That's for sure. And Tina's like, yeah, Travis has a lovely size penis. That's all I got to say about it. And she says, the whole world gets dick pics from Ryan. So there's no question about his penis.

No. By the way, to be fair to Travis, your penis does tend to look bigger when it's in a tiny house. Just proportionally, proportionally. That's why he won't get a bigger house. That's a worse turn here. you will get a bigger house. That's like we're a stranger. So it's like hashtag van life. So Heather is like, oh my God, why are we talking about tech size? Who brought that up?

I'm sure because some random person from when you guys started eating. You know what, this week's of desperation, okay? This feels like my entire five years on the show, just weeks of desperation. You know, it feels like there are small miscommunications and then they become big because we probably assume the worst part about each other.

And then now they are, now it seems like, okay, there's some reason coming back. And Timber goes, ah, can we just move on? I'm like, you're the one, he said we have to put everything on the table. And now the moment that things might be good, you're gonna try to end it. You started it as usual, Cameron.

Cameron's cracking me up though with all of this, because people fall for it every single time. Now, what did Gina say here? She said, it reached the desperation. The only thing more desperate than this is Shannon's fucking spanks. Is that what she said? Oh, I didn't write that down. If she said that, I'm just going to say that.

She said that because that's not cool but Other I mean very funny scene that also helping you write it down. Damn it. Someone clear for the comments. Okay Like and subscribe leave some comments So then lunch lunch now they move to the lunch table. Okay, so yeah Taylor is making I thought that episode was over I was so safe So we go to lunch table and so Taylor is like, guys, I pack out the most gorgeous gourds. So that makes us lunch. Gord jazz. And Heather goes, wow, this is so pretty, isn't it? And Tamera is like, um, ash, ash. Look at me. I'm, I'm being snobby now, bitch. And then I was like, what are you being bougie?

And Taylor sees them sniping about her lunch and she is not happy. And we're about, we've just planted the seeds of a Taylor mouth down. I saw it coming. You just see it coming that look on Taylor's face. So I was like, finally they gave Taylor something to do. You just see it coming that look on Taylor's face. So I was like, finally they gave Taylor something to do. Well, Taylor has just barely survived the IMDB issue. So that's gonna be all, you know, it's gonna retry to all those things.

So, Tamer says down next to Heather and she's like, so I will say something that I want to say something to Heather right now. Heather's like, oh, is it bad? Is it like Gina's house? And Tamer's like, no, no, it's good. It's not good, it's not good. So as you know, me and Teddy Mellon camp

have a very popular podcast right now. And like she went in hard about like your stage pop-arazzi photos. And I had nothing to do with it whatsoever. But she, she, Teddy Mellon camp, but not Timber Barney, Timber Barney judge, why not in on it. And Heather's like, well, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna be on that. I'm not gonna be it. And Heather's like, well, I'm not gonna do that.

I'm not gonna bet, stand it, not me. Heather's like, well, I'm not gonna give any light to it. That's just, that's just not true. And Timmer goes, but I was telling you with a professional camera batch. As if cameras are, I phone cameras aren't all like 12 like a pixel. You just won't know.

Yeah. So Heather's like, well, I would know that. Timmer goes, well, you can tap at the way it was shot. Don't you know, it's like clearly a perfect, professional photographer. And Heather's like, are you literally accusing me of this of staging something? Because I am a drama graduate from Syracuse University.

So if you wanna talk about staging, why don't we talk about the 1989 production of anything goes starring Heather Heather, Paige Kent. Mm. In olden days, a glimpse of stalking was looked on as something shocking, but now heaven knows, I did not stage paparazzi pictures. You fucking bitch.

Out there, you. And so, Jammer is like, wow. Sorry, I don't know why I did the challenge, but Jammer is like, well, it is a special. And Heather's like, oh, well is suspicious. And then there's like, oh, well, whether smoke there's fire, but you know what else there is? There's arson.

And I love that, because I always say, there's smoke there's fire. No, there's also Lisa Rinna standing there with the goddamn smoke machine. Yeah. Like, fender pump, it is fender pump,

which is also a similar imitation. So she's like, so I know you're very excited to all talk about this. Is anyone worried about me? Did any of you girls say, hey, Heather, did you stage paparazzi photos because your marriage is so sad? Not one of you called me. Yeah, why did, why not just pull me inside and say, hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're

going through this. And Timer's like, well, I mean, I mean, she'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're going to this and time was like well I mean Damn it. She is logic. I don't know how to combat that Well, I don't know I didn't think it was true Ha and Heather's like but saying that is inferring that it could be true So you're giving life to that and time was like, but there's no paparazzi at Disneyland Trust me. I'm trying I'm trying so So if there's no paparazzi at Disney Land, then how did paparazzi take her picture?

Are you saying that paparazzi isn't allowed at Disneyland? Or are you saying that Heather and how did Disney Land? Heather arranged for them to come, because they don't naturally go to Disneyland to hang out. I don't believe that people are going to, well, I don't know, what are you doing? I don't know either way. I doing? I don't know either way. I could see the story going in any direction.

I did not think the photo looked like it was above an iPhone photo personally. I don't think that they called paparazzi. I think that they had Max take the picture and they sent it to TMZ. That's not true. Maybe that too. I do think it is strange though that Heather and Terry went to Disneyland. It just doesn't track for me. Yeah.

So Heather's like, you can think whatever you'd like, Tamara. And Tamara just shrugs and looks around the table like, what? What? What? What? Am I right or am I wrong? Bet's a Disney bet. And Heather's like, I don't know why Tamara is doing this, but some people enjoy the misfortune

of others. I was like, well, what's the misfortune? You're in love and you were at Disneyland. After being accused of staging paparazzi photos, why would I even tell them about the sale of our house? I, they've taken out the joy of bragging, shot in Florida bitches. So, she doesn't even say that.

She says Shannon Freud bitches, I think. I was like, what? She said, why would I tell them about the sale of our house Shodden for it at bitches. No, but I don't think she says shodden for it right. Oh, I think she says Shannon Shannon for it. I kind of do love that. Maybe that's just how I wrote it down, but I was thinking why can nobody on these shows say Shodden for it. Why? Well, I would like to adjudicate this at a later time if you don't mind. Yo, yeah You better you better be an a Floyd. What do you don't mind. Yo, yeah. You better be an anaphoid. What are you enjoying?

You've been anaphoid. Fucking bitch. What are you doing to say? She said something. Shive Floyd. Shive Floyd. Floyd and Snotis. Shive Gina Caprash.

Shotten Floyd. Shnider. You're fried non-bitches. You're a united. You're shunned, Floyd. So Gina's like, by the way, everyone, because someone asked her how her real estate's going, because someone is clearly really bored. So, it's like,

Oh, they're dead, it's because we're trying to make small talk, because it's all awkward. So Gina's like, oh my god, I passed my online courses, and I'm just like waiting to take the state test, you know? And I was like, oh, if you need help, don't forget to call my son. He's actually willing to stay boards now. Cricket phones can call Verizon, right?

Does that work? Is that allowed? We have three gates around his cell phone. So they're like, oh, and Heather, how is Fire or something. Oh, fire side. So glad he brought that up. I'm gonna be doing a launch party. As in I'm going to be getting into a Spaceship that Mark's even built and we're gonna launch into space because that's what really wealthy people do and then we land We're gonna go to a place called Véha. You guys all know Véha. You know where we did that Catillion thing? Remember, did anyone remember this?

No one, no one's gone to Catillion. Why am I not surprised? Zero manners at the table. Zero manners here. And she's like, well, I'm so sorry to be rude, but Taylor, I have to go. But thank you so much for having me. Thank you guys. Ticefile. Ticefile. Safe travels, everyone. Good luck. We all know that I'm the one who talks about Cattillion, not Heather DeBro and now she's trying to steal my Cattillion thing.

I'm going to leave this bubblegum party right now. Just as the only person who grew up with their own horses, multiples, I would like to say, thank you with manners that I learned from Cattillion. How could I? Oh, I know about Cattillion. That's how much money that Heather DeBro has. She has like from Cattillion. How could buy? Oh, I know about Cattillion. That's how much money that I have the Debroh has. She has like a Cattillion dollars, right?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. So, Siwak's off. And they're like, oh my God, we're worried about her. And, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and and, and, and and, and, and, and and, and, and, and and, and, and and, and, and, and, and and, and and, and and, and and, and and, and and, and and, and and and, and and, and and and and, and and and and and and and, and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and It's a stress badge, it's just things that it's pretty much a hundred percent cost today. Is it sure? I know. So, you know what? Shannon said shit and then wants to pretend like she didn't do it.

And you can say things that are hurtful and not remember you've even said it. Like if you can do that, you need to check yourself at the rehab and like go into rehab and then when you get to the step where you say I'm sorry, I'll be waiting for the apology. I'm like, excuse me, do you want to please do not send Shannon and to rehab. then when you get to the step where you say, I'm sorry, I'll be waiting for the apology. I'm like, excuse me, Jita, please do not send Shannon and Jari up. Does she need it? Perhaps, but we've gone down this path with our Bravo stars before and I refuse to let Shannon be taken away from me.

I know. Yeah, I don't tell you're done filming. You know what I mean? I want you to get better too when you're done with work. But that's what I say about Sandin too. Like I've always said that, like if you are drinking so much, you literally can't remember anything about the night

before it might be time to check in. Please not now. So Emily's like, well, I will say that her seems to be a double standard with Shannon, and if you're gonna give me double anything, I mean, give me double tacos, am I right? By the way, if that penis comment happened made about John Janssen, she would have lost her shit. I'm like, yeah, that's

why you guys should have said it. Because it would have been hilarious. Yeah. And so then they start joking. I'm like, I'm like, John Janssen's penis is 14 cubic gold until it's like 14 inches long. It's driving and crusted. And Tim is like, ah, that sounds spent up. Even a malice twisted ass off. That would hurt even my top again. And that brings us to the end of this two part. God damn, we've got a lot of two part Orange County

is coming out, but just keep on talking. That's how This is basically the end of our week at this point. So we're like whatever. Let's just talk. Let's talk about everything But everybody. Thank you so much for being with us. We have so much fun doing this You guys have allowed us to do this for 11 something years now, which is amazing So just pull I'm sitting here by a Palm Springs pool, watching a pool boy clean my imaginary pool that I own. I would just like to say guys, thank you. This is all for you. And we'd love that. And also I'm looking forward to the day when Gina will be a realtor on House Hunters,

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