Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Pinkies Up with Danny Pellegrino

Episode Date: October 30, 2019

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The gorgeous and talented Danny Peligrino. Who are you running? Oh, I'm running. Like I riches. Hi, running? Dramey, that car riches. Hi, Danny. I'm so happy to be here. How are you, love? I love to see you. We live like three blocks from each other.

And I know we never get to see each other enough. No, we say in our house is a lot. Well, I probably say in my house more than you do. We're busy doing all of this TV watching that we have to do for the people. There's lots of shows to cover who's going to cover up. Yes. If we go outside, will the TV still work? Right.

If the TV is playing, but there's no one to recap it, have you been ever playing? Have you been up before we're just thinking like, I'm missing this show? Like, that'll happen to me. I'll be like, oh my God, like below Dexon right now, and I'm missing it. And it like, oh, that's all that will consume me. Yes. And everything's like, I was about to say twin peaks, but let me think of something more current. Everything's like, I guess like Game of Thrones, even though that's over to you. These shows are like Game of Thrones to me where I'm like, oh my god, what if

I go on Twitter and I find out what happened? Like it'll be spoiled. Like nothing happened. I'll below deck. Okay. So Captain Lee yelled at somebody. You can miss it. It'll be spoiled. Nothing happened, I'll blow deck. So Captain Lee yelled at somebody, you can miss it. It'll be okay. You can catch it in that relate. So Danny, they haven't spent a long time. Take off your shirt. Oh, everybody, you can see.

Not for the people. That's just for you, darling. You can see us today because we're on crap and it's on to Matt's. Well, it's audio. Here's, you can see it's nuts. So go to Patreon for that. Also go check out Danny's Instagram because he's like famous in real life, but he's also instant famous. That's so became real famous. So go check that out and check out his podcast, everything iconic, and also his new book that he wrote with Tom Arianna called Nancy AF,

cocktails. Okay. It's in stores in December. So get your ass and Christmas presents for your family. Stop being such cheap assholes. Okay. Right. It's cocktail recipes. It's under $18. Just give it to a friend.

It's fantastic. I promise it's really good. All right. So today, I guess what we have real housewives of Orange County. Overall thoughts, Danny. You know, I thought this wasn't very interesting episode, but I did love a lot of it. And I don't know week to week.

I get tired of these women. I get I feel like I'm just so over them. And then something will happen. I'll be like, oh, I love them again. You know how it is. Yeah, then someone gets a plate in the face. And you're like, wow, this just shows great. It's always been great.

Maybe I love them planning about. I really like exactly. I really love last week's episode on that boat. I thought the whole boat fashion show was like so insane and ridiculous and I loved it And so this was a little bit of a come down for me from the boat fashion show but You know, what did you think? I think everything's been a come down from me since Vicky was on that ski slip screaming that she never had sex with multiple partners And then it comes up and then it's been all downhill since Shannon threw her plate across the table. I said, this isn't my plate, you fucking bitch.

You know, it like goes up and down. It goes up and down. But I love it. I love it either way because what are you going to do? It's like being in prison, you know, like you're sitting in prison, you could fuck some hot twink or you could just like sit there and be miserable. You know, make the best of it. Right. Make the best of it. You're right, Ronnie. That's a great attitude to have. And you know, I've been going back and forth in my head. Maybe you can enlighten me with this. But with Bronwyn being the new customer, I feel like she should be a really great housewife, but I'm just not really like loving her for some reason. But she seems like she's got all the pieces there to be a really good

housewife. I just don't like her, but maybe she is a good one. I think that so probably be good. It's very difficult. It's like trying to put on a children's show in an old lady's home. You know, like you've got the trace of me guess really trying to make that happen. And then you've got these like hot younger kids who are the only only we would call them hot younger kids. You're welcome, girls. But trying to do something totally different and it's kind of hard to mesh them like Gina. I don't think is that great either. She screams at people for no reason.

It solves a lot and makes terrible decisions. So she should be really good. Yeah. Gina's decision-making skills are truly the worst I've ever seen. I mean, her, she needs to lock that fucking door of the house. She shouldn't just be able to have anyone walking through the house. Lock the door, Gina. Well, I mean, it's Matt, like she married the guy, you know, so.

But if it's Matt one night, but who's at the next night? She needs to lock the door. She's got kids at home. I don't know. I feel like with that hairdo she got with that blonde hair, Berk Liz would be like, no, like they'd be scoping out the house like no she cheap Yeah, we're leaving. Yeah, we're letting us some fantastic Sam's hair. We're not going I did you know her hair when she was wearing the mad hat her hair almost like look I think it looked better than the confessional hair like the red wig I was like you know what maybe she's just wear that all the time it looks better than the bleach blonde Yeah, because the purple hair says like, fuck you.

And the blonde hair says, fuck me. Please, fuck me please. It's like there's a desperation to it. You know, I don't mean literally. I just mean like that hair, that whole look is just so tragic. That's thirsty hair. It's some thirsty. And you know, everyone, everyone knows about it too. Like the editors and the bravo people they keep cutting back to that scene of her

doing the hair. Like they're, we keep cutting back to that scene of her doing the hair. Like they're, we're all aware that that whole look is terrible. I know, but she's not because she's just hitting that point, that point in fame. Didn't she make like $20,000 for her first year? That's what I heard on the internets. Yeah, I mean, that was in a blog because I guess she had to release her, her, her, I don't know, incoming money. She's sitting that part of fame where people are just kissing her ass all the time and

nobody's just saying your hair looks stupid. Like, I feel like I'm not famous, so people would just tell me, Ronnie, you look stupid, she, or you know, like, have you gained more of her? Yeah, like people will tell you stuff when you're like poor and not famous, but when you're famous and poor, people will not tell you stuff. So it's not really fair to her. I worry about Gina too, because I don't know that she's gonna be on a housewife forever.

I think she's got maybe a couple good seasons left in her. I don't think she's like one of these people who's gonna be on for 10 more years, do you? No, I don't. I think she's got this season. Yeah, so I feel like, you know, it would be smarter for her, better for her to like, go get an occupation, go do something,

because I don't see her having any like brilliant business plans either. Like I just wanted her like go get an occupation, go do something because I don't see her having any like brilliant business plans either. Like I just wanted her to go get a job to take her the kids once housewife ends. But jobs are so gross. Like I think it's so gross to have a job once you fit a real housewife. I mean, it has anybody done that like literally anyway. Gretchen was like pushing out a baby and she was like, I don't care. I'm not getting a job. Okay. I'm pushing out a bit. You can you can take this fucking condo out from around me, but I'm going to be sitting here having a baby in it. Good luck with that. I'm not working. Lynn Curtin is still selling those cuffs on her website. She's her guess. I don't know how they do it, but

some got the God of Housewives is just tinkling enough rent now on their heads, I guess, but they ain't getting jobs. I've never seen it. Their job is cameo.com. That's what that's what's paying their bills cameo.com. God, that's my dream. Yeah. Oh, by the way, I'm on cameo. Okay. Me too. Me too. Find a son cameo today. Support, support the poor, the stars support the arts. Okay, so let's go through this episode. Gina's giving her a kid of foe hawk and like what the fuck are you? Are you just

hopeless all the way around? Are you're hopeless with your hair? You're going to make your kids hopeless with their hair. Every single decision Gina makes is just support decision. I don't think I've seen her make one good decision. Not once.

What's a good decision she made? Okay. The costuming, the haircuts, the child, the rear. Well, she went to a Tupperware party. Wasn't that where she got her drunk driving thing when she went to the Tupperware party? Wasn't she like a Tupperware party where she got drunk? I mean, the getting drunk and driving was not smart,

but Tupperware smart. Like, that's a good decision. You know what, you're right, Ronnie. It's a good decision by Tupperware. You always need some stuff to put your leftover sin. It wasn't necessarily the best idea to take a roadie from the Tupperware party, which I think was one of the things in the police report, but yeah. It's like I was there 15 minutes and I went home and turns out she was like four of the morning when she was pulled over. That's a bad thing about Tupperware. You can just keep eating that shit all night while you're driving around drunk, you know?

Right. It's probably distracted because she had a fork at the fucking Tupperware. Wasn't there a person in the car? I wonder, I know there was like another person in the car and I wondered just how much Tupperware was in the car. Now that we're talking about the Tupperware, like how much did they leave with? I bet you they had like all sorts of sizes because you can go to one of those things and not buy something. You have to buy something. You have to buy something

or everybody there is like Ronnie said bitch. I'm sure Gina left with a Pyrex or something. Because she knows Pyrex. That's very fancy for Gina actually. You're really you're really doing too much favor today. She left with something, Ronnie, I didn't know what it was, but maybe half a Pyrex or she like didn't want to buy the top, you know how you could just buy like part of it. She just bought like installments. Can I put this on hold until I can afford the top? She just bought the glass part and she refused to pay money for the lid. She probably told the person who was hosting the party like, I think I have a lid that size and she just left. Yeah, I feel like Gina's the type of person to go to a Tupperware party, like, I think I have a lid that size it and she just left. Yeah.

I feel like Gina's the type of person to go to a top-of-wear party, but then leave with leftovers and ziplocks that she got for free from the drawers of the party. You know? Yes, she definitely asked to take some cookies home, like there was a tray of cookies and she said, you know what, I'll just throw some of those in a bag for the kids, but really she was thinking, I'm going to eat those on the way home with my rowdy. Yeah. Oh, Gina, bless her heart.

She's gone through a hard year and so it's really hard to make fun of somebody when they're down. Just kidding. I'm totally kidding. It's easy. Well, I do think that like Matt, I mean, I do feel for Gina in the way that I think Matt's just like a manipulative asshole, this guy that she's with. And so I do feel for her that way because I do, we've all been men busled by penis, right? We've all been men busled by dick. And I do feel that Gina's being bamboozled by this man. And he's manipulating her. And so she's making terrible decisions. Now that doesn't mean I don't think Gina makes terrible decisions

on her own. I think she would, of course. Yeah. I'm not really sure because we never get to see Matt. And I feel like we've been robbed because we, this show is the best at giving us Horrible husbands. I mean Shane, you know, that's the most recent The worst so I feel like we've been robbed and that's what she won't last because no one just wants to hear your Yappie side. I want to see your evil horrible husband. I want to root for you Right, and I find it odd that we're seeing the kids because he had to sign off to see the kids. And I know there was like some story that his work couldn't

do. It couldn't let him film or something like that. But then I don't buy that because didn't he get fired from the job or something? I thought fired from the job after the abuse stuff happened because he got whatever happened. I still don't really know what happened. I mean, the police were called to her house and then I don't know. I guess he abused her. I mean, that was the story. So I don't know what kind of abuse, how? I don't know the details.

Okay, this one's not a proper walkers. All I'm saying is I remember there was abuse story and all that stuff. And I think he got fired after that. Yeah, I sometimes try to stay away from that stuff. Like I only want to know what's going on in the show because then I feel like it kind of enters my mind and I get confused. So I didn't really find, I don't know much about the thing about.

Yeah, like where you don't know what's real and what's, you know, from the blogs and then you know that it's all Neenie leaks. That's my theory that it's every blog is just Neenie leaks. Neenie's just calling in the radar online and all these reporters. She's just pissed. Every story like meanie called about the dog shelter on real house. I was a family hill. Everything is fucking meanie.

I play for everything. You know, Neenie's not on the premiere episode of Atlanta. She's not in like the first couple episodes. That's so fucking meanie though. Like, okay, I'm not going to be there for work. I'll be the highest paid housewife of all time, okay? Bye. I think, and I shouldn't be laughing about this.

I'm not laughing at the action, but I think it was, I think, I don't know for sure, but I think they made her take a couple weeks off because she assaulted a producer. Again. I'm not laughing at the salt. No, remember, she like knocked the ones tooth out. Yeah, well, she got, oh, last year, yeah, when they went into her closet, remember she like knocked the ones tooth out. Yeah, well she got oh last year Yeah, when they went into her closet. God she's a monster. Yeah, but they made her take the next week off She took the she wasn't

Well look I'm speaking with such authority. I know Neither one of them who wrote that blog anyway. I really get but I think she just took the next week off and didn't get paid Like she got docket day of pay which in that world is a lot of damn money Yeah, and my world is like a Snickers bar, you know, and a dirty look from Ben. That's my pain That's so nice to me So passamano Who cares like literally who cares people are taking it's like a lot of white privilege going on Kelly's going to the dentist with her kid Emily's at the eye doctor with her kid the other ones at the doctor with her kid

Everybody's at a doctor with their kid who who has this many fucking doctors as children? They're all out of an appointment. Yeah, everybody has some kind of an appointment because everybody's got something wrong Okay, when I was a kid I got a smack on the head and a pinch on the nose and just said, you're fat, make it better, you know? My mom just gave me like an old pair of glasses. Like I didn't go to the eye doctor. It was just like she found a pair of glasses

that was lying around and was like, here, Danny, where are these? And it was like, really fucked up my eyes as a kid, but you know what, she wasn't taking me to the eye doctor. She didn't have the time. Is that true that it fucked up your eyes? Yeah,, but you know what, she wasn't taking me to thy doctor. She didn't have the time. Is that true that it fucked up your eyes? Yeah, I mean, I have terrible vision and I do attribute it to my mother just throwing me a pair of glasses.

Do you know? Do you know? Do you know that we have that in common? I have terrible vision. I have really thick glasses as a kid, but I did it because I wanted to be special, so I lied about being blind. Oh my god. I pretended I couldn't't see and I really committed to it. So once he took me to the eye, Dr. Finally, I really went for it. I was like, I can't see the big E. You know, like the

giant. Oh my God, you just were playing a role. I was just trying to be special because I wanted to be the only kid in my my grade with glasses. And then it ruined my eyes. And then when they had really blinded myself and couldn't see. It pucks with your eyes. I want to get lay six, but that's neither here nor there. But yes, I think it pucks up with your eyes. Yeah, it does. I kind of relate to that.

I kind of relate to your mother blinded you, so. I sort of relate to that emotion though, because everyone had braces. And I never had braces But I like wanted them because everyone else did and so I remember going to the dentist and trying to like Tell him that like my teeth are fucked up, but they weren't Not to brag, but yeah, I was like trying to get braces. I'm like damn my perfect teeth Yeah, he like why close my mouth properly sir

They wouldn't give me braces. I was a devastated. When he said an American girl doll, I think it was like this version with glasses, a wheelchair, crutches. What else do they have? I swear to you. Have like everything that can't go wrong. We'll go wrong. This fucking American girl doll.

What was her name? Do you remember her name? I just I didn't ask because I didn't want to look judgey when I asked sure the American doll name You know like what's her name? Oh So pasta mono. So what are we doing? Cavities being filled? I just said it all but yeah But you know what's interesting about this is they're doing these montages on all the house wives We're at the beginning of the episode. We're just getting like little brief moments And I think that the Bravo editors are probably like sifting through all the scenes that are like not on the housewives were at the beginning of the episode. We're just getting like little brief moments.

And I think that the Bravo editors are probably like sifting through all the scenes that are like not good and they're just like, how can we fit these into a montage? So they had all these scenes like doctor's appointments and they're like, let's throw these together. Yeah. Well, we've got a keyword tag on doctor's appointments. A lot of that.

So we just throw that in there. Let's do it. Yeah, just just making a montage beginning of that. Do we have a Vicki desperately dating any guys who are just using her for their money and faking cancer? No. Okay, let's cut to the dentist scenes. Just get Emily's daughter at the eye doctor and throw that in there. So then we Tammy. Tammy, Tamer and Vicki driving. Vicki just judging everything. Man, I wish I liked Vicki as much on TV as I think I would in real life because I'm like her just driving around like, what are those guys doing?

What are they paying on the side of the road? That's disgusting. Good job. It's disgusting. But she kept saying potty though. And I think she kept referring to it as potty. And I was thinking like she of course uses the word potty like she's I don't think she's ever referred to it as like going to the bathroom or taking a piss or anything other than going

potty. Yeah, that is a very big thing. That's what someone who has sex with multiple partners would say, you know, potty, you got to keep it innocent and other. What is disgusting? That it's disgusting. They're going party on the road. This is disgusting. Disgusting. Who does that? Good job. Good job. Don't you work?

Don't you work? Who has time to be on the side of the road right now? Like I run an insurance company and don't you work? You just go and party on the road. Every time I see a sushi girl. Get a job. Your mother would not be patty me. People are eating sushi off of you to party. Here's my card. Here's my card. Come to the office. You need a job. You need to be a career girl. So they're going to the costume store because it's going to be Vicki's birthday. And this

year they're going to ignore Vicki while they all dress like T people. Oh yeah, T party of some kind. It was a little bit of a loose theme. You know, Vicki was dressed as what was she, Maria and Twinnette and then Gina the mad hat her. Yeah, she was Maria and Twinnette but they called her queen Victoria which was weird but then they were saying that she was a princess. I don't know, it was very uneven. It was basically the older ladies being like, aha, fuck you, we have costumes that you don't. New cast members, because we're cool.

Yeah, what? I know, it was such a fucking asshole thing to do to not invite anyone else to the costume shop. And then meanwhile at that costume shop, Shannon, when she entered, she came in like the cool-aid man, and she's like, trace of me, Goss! She just barged in. Every scene that Shannon barges in, it's exhausting.

It really is. She's trying to convince us so hard that she's happy and having fun, you know? I'm so over it. Yeah, she comes in. Ma-ha-ha-ha! God damn happy! And she keeps doing it. Ha!

Every time she's standing there, somebody does anything they're supposed to be having fun during, she's like, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! And then you hear her in her confession, she's like, I love a costume!

Oh, she's so over the top. Just every there's a party with a theme. Ah! Give me a, especially with, okay, you got the Brett Michaels thing there, she's with the, okay, you got the Brett Michaels thing there. You've got the, huh? Just do it. You guys.

Just doing her own, just narrating her own montages at this point. Too much. She does stand up bits and her confessional. And it's just exhausting to me. It is. She's an exhausting human being, Shannon, which is why I love her on the show. I'm always under. She just like I'm exhausted watching her. Yeah, I come around. Sometimes I really love her and then other times I really love her. She's someone that I can go minute to minute. I change on the time.

Yeah, I think she's a complete monster, but I feel like she's like real in it, you know, like she's real in her in her being. I don't think that she's like faking it for TV. She's legit nuts. Right. She's like a cuckoo. And I do think she's convinced herself to be happy for TV, but it's not in a like, I don't know that it's an manipulative TV way.

I think she's like literally trying to convince herself that she's so happy at the season. I don't know if that made any sense. But I feel like there's an inception sort of thing going on where it's not as calculated. It's fucked up, but it's I don't know. God, could you match and sat in an inception? Nobody needs it's too much. You know, all the shattered worlds folding in on each other. That little girl, what's that girl's name from that who played Juno? Ellen Pidge just walking around behind Shannon just bored with Shannon's stupid life. Like you'll like to still stupid even in this world. Fucking cream cheese salmon. But in the other world, it's like, um, I can't think of one other fish really. It's like catfish with salmon. You know, in the other world, it's like, I can't think of one other fish really.

It's like catfish with salmon, either in the other world. Okay, so yeah, so they're getting costumes. So when they were getting costumes, Tamara is mentioning the gossip, of course, with the girls because that's Tamara. She's messy. And I think I like Tamara when she was a little bit messier when she wasn't trying so hard to be messy. You know what I mean? Because now she's just like punching in, you know.

It's just punch. Yeah, my friend said, my friend was in the restaurant in the street. My mom says, of course, she's such a nut. Her son is damn into the house. I said, I'm gonna make it out.

And I hate the look after she says it was like I can't believe I said that and it's like Tamara You know why you said that. It's just so annoying to me the faux outrage like I can't believe I let it slip Yeah, yeah, it's kind of boring I think with Tamara just trying all this shit And like we're gonna get on Gina for like actually making out with her husband really who cares? I mean this was the pre-abuse stuff so at this point who cares be happy for your friend making out with her husband really. Who cares? I mean, this was the pre-abuse stuff. So at this point, who cares? Be happy for your friend making out with her husband. And why was it so weird when he was coming in the house anyway, still paying for that house he still has been?

Okay, well, I do think Ronnie, I think that was weird. That was weird. No, but you said it earlier and now I'm thinking why is it weird? It is weird that he just walked in the house because they were divorced. And if he did abuse her, it's like, not okay for him to just come into the house. Well, but he abused her later, I think. Well, either way, while you were, while she was sleeping, she, she should not have just barged right in there. I do not. I was talking to Dr. Braini

Brain, what's his name? Dr. Hottie McBrain. She kept saying kept saying bowl weird. I don't even know how she said it now. It's bowl. Bowl had 100 syllables the way she said it. I never heard so many syllables in the word bowl. I know. I think she's like really from England. And she's just making it. She stretches some words out like the like a yoga class.

It's like. Oh, okay. So Bronwyn's house now Bronwyn Bronwyn seems nice and everything I can't really tell what's going on with Bronwyn she seems like one of the ladies my mom played tennis with that I grew up with just being kind of snotty and like I'll talking about their allergies and then their kids allergies and like I mean me

faking glasses. My parents didn't know I was faking, but like me turning up to be half blind turned out to be great for her. You know, I think Bronwyn's like one of those. He's like, right, well, my kid. You can't help but talk about the kids. Yeah. Well, she's got like 19 of them.

Yeah. I mean, what else do you talk about? You know, and her husband or her is always wearing that necklace. What's he's always got a different necklace for every occasion. Yeah, he does. He's like Disney Symbology. It's like, did I see that on a rock in that Moana movie? Like what are you wearing right now? Yeah, like the heart of defeat or whatever they call it. You know, he's where he wore it in the, in the dressy occasions, like, he wears it in the confessional and then he wore it at the fashion show on the boat.

But then this episode, I saw him wearing it at like a casual dinner at home. And I thought, oh, you're wearing, you're doing the necklace work, even at the dinner table when it's like a casual scene. The necklace work. Yes. Throw it on. Yeah. He's struggling too hard to be peaceful.

Like, look, I do yoga or whatever that means. Like, what does that mean? Like, yeah, look, I play ski ball. Whatever it stands for, he's very proud of it. And, you know, it's too much. Like calm down on the symbology, sir. Okay, he probably, he probably like pinches his kids arms too hard.

You know, I feel like he's got angry. Oh. You know, people who are too peaceful are usually like abusive in some way. Oh, interesting. Yeah, tell your friends at yoga. Okay. I can't do yoga. It stresses me out. I get too stressed out yoga. I don't need to be alone with my thoughts. I'm with my thoughts enough. Like, what do I want to hear them all for? I do not want to hear my fucking thoughts. Okay. Oh, quiet. I'm down. I don't need to be at yoga. Yes. Drugs alcohol loud housewives screaming. Please. Right. At all times. That's when I most relax is when I have a bunch of ladies screaming in my face.

Yes, that's what I know. So Bronwyn is the tear most terrifying thing about her is Metfrey gluten free and vegan like she's too much, you know and dairy free every yeah every kind of free and living in LA we get it and you're all fucking lying stop it okay like maybe point 0.01 if you have an actual allergy allergy just fucking stop it does exist but it's so rare and to have all of those allergies and the allergic to champagne and wine it's just like come up like I really she was just really pissing me off this episode. I just really did not care for Bronwyn at all. And she just came across so snappy. And I know we'll talk about this later, but even the school thing, I know she met well with it, but it was still just annoying the way she said it. No, the fuck out of me.

Yeah. Yeah. We'll get to that. I'm not sure how I feel yet. I'm going to, I'm going to rub myself up for that because I don't, I don't really, at this point, I have to say. I'm not sure how I feel yet. I'm gonna I'm gonna rub myself up for that because I don't I don't really at this point I have to say I really don't know that I care. How do you feel about that? Yeah. Yeah, that's perfectly acceptable to my overwhelming feeling it's a papacy Sure, sure, put that your pipe in smoking sir. Yeah, right back then So yeah, they talk about Rowan and Rowan's going back to New York and Rowan's going to have eating issues in New York and, you know, living in New York that's not called an eating issue.

It's called making enough for the guys to come down. I'm kidding. I don't like though that they're talking about Rowan's eating issues because I feel like she's, I don't, maybe she's 18, but I haven't seen her on camera talking about it. We only see Bronwyn talking about it, and that feels weird to me. It feels, yeah, it feels like you shouldn't be talking about that stuff on TV if you're trying to protect your kid. Yeah, like it, it's one thing if the kid, like on Beverly Hills Housewives, when Lisa

Rina's daughter started opening up about it, I felt like she opened up about it, but on Orange County, it's like we, we're only hearing Bronwyn talk about it. And to me, that feels exploitive of your daughter. It is, but what are mothers for if not to exploit their children? I mean, that's their payment. That's their payment. That's like their rent payment for all those years.

Carpool, it's. And you know Bronwyn's just trying to get that next season. She's doing whatever she can to get that next season. That girl's already writing a damn book. I mean, her first episode on the show was her first or second. When the husband had to take all the kids out of town by himself and she was pretending to cry while all the dandies ran around her and made peanut butter and jelly or whatever.

Right. She's like, well, I have a meeting with my publisher and I was like, damn, you don't have some time, girl. And look, not everyone needs a book. And I'd say that as someone who wrote a book with two Vanderpump rule stars, but they, not everyone needs one. And so I would just maybe say, slow it down.

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feel less alone. So if you like to laugh with us as we talk about the hardest job in the world, listen to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondery app So Tamra goes to a costume shop named after the place she was conceived oddly enough gasoline alley, which I thought was really nice Because he does she was some kind of alley bowling alley castle castle oh gasoline alley cameras birthplace your little star on a map of gasoline alley

they have a side they have tamers head shot just up in the alleyway She's a little away dry cleaners. I said birth birthplace of Tamer. Barney judge. Oh God Barney judge. That's all we need um so I'm so the god staring at these notes. I, wow, gasoline alley. She wants to be queen Victor. Let's just be captain Lee for the rest of this scene. Tamer wants to be goddamn queen Victoria for a birthday. I'm gonna own her ass. That's for damn sure. I wish captain Lee was on here. I'd like him to get in here and spice things up. Yeah. So they're basically gonna dress like queens for this tea party, different kinds of queens. And Tamra is gonna trick Shannon later into just putting on white makeup.

And I don't know. I think it should have been funnier than it was. But what are they talking about now? She was like, I love parting with Vicki. We've had so many parties over the gas. One of the best parties ever was at his bunco party. That was a good party, though. You don't know what it's like.

Shouting in that 80s, Gaster. At Gretchen. Oh, I would like Gretchen back just to come back. And I mean, not for good, but for a senior too. So we can spice things up. I think she was getting the mix with these women. And she really did remember when she came back with Lizzie and the little gay with a wig fohawk. Who they should ever party scene.

Yeah, Tamer's friend. Tamer's friend. He was in Tamer's wedding. Yeah. He's like the Barney rubble of the gays scene in the OC. Um, anyway, I'm just remembering this now. Was that the same gay man that threw the drink win and left with Gina remember Gina That was a young man. I don't know where that came from. He was like some riff rath of OC like he wasn't in the regular

Gay background chorus sure I would like him back just for a scene. I want to know what he's up to I feel like I feel like we should check in with him I feel like if you can check him with Lizzie, you can check in with that guy. Like, here's where we are. Yeah, where's his text? Where's his text? They showed Lizzie's text on the screen. Like, let's show a text exchange from that man.

Yes, I am. Let's just see what he had to say. I'm curious. I am too. I'm actually a big brother. So Gina comes in and just reigns on like literally just shits all over everything. Every time she comes into a room and think,

oh, I hear you. Oh, guys, costumes. I'm going through a real hard time and need some support guys. She's just exhausting. And she doesn't fit in with the trace of me at all. Like it's so, it feels so forced to be in scenes with them to me I don't like it. Yeah, I'm not sure what they're doing either She's just like a bridge to the rest of the cast like what are they doing with her?

Because you know they hate her guts. Yeah, they hate her and I think they thought okay They had to at least latch on to one of them and I think Gina was just the easiest I feel like Emily just made no effort to latch onto them. And so they were like, okay, like we need to keep our job and be friends with one of these women. Right. And Kelly wasn't working out for them. So they can Kelly. No, they sure try with Kelly, but they tried, but Kelly wasn't working out. So they moved on to Gina. And Emily had a feel like she's even working for the paycheck. And I like Emily too. I think Emily's great, but she just isn't really like working for it.

She's not she's just Xerox copying everyone else's storylines and the pretending they weren't just done last year. Like, okay, wait, loss. Just saw it. Like she's going to come out with a food line, you know, my husband's an asshole. It's like every OC storyline, but done in a in a Xerox kind of fadedy kind of way, you know? But isn't that Orange County in a nutshell? It is, yeah.

Emersonally. Emersonally. Everyone's come out with lines of salmon with cream cheese. Just over and over again. Yep. Hey, even grocery stores have that now. I've seen it in a lot of grocery stores. Suddenly it's everywhere.

Wait, not shannons, right? No, because you don't need shannin' but doorsam with cream cheese, because guess what the world has? Salmon and cream cheese. So I think some butcher in the HB was like, Hey, I saw this on housewives. It's now sold at HB, you're welcome.

Interesting. You know, I'm not a, I don't need seafood, so I don't really, I find it so gross, but admittedly, I don't need seafood, so I and I don't really eat cream cheese either, so I don't know. Maybe it is good. Oh, my God, Braun win. Everything else you would like me to exclude for. I'm also allergic to champagne, champagne wine, dairy nuts. Oh, so let's see. So Shannon, Gina's, of course, Tamer's giving her shit over her friend, her friend Shelley, who by the way,

Shelley is Shelley Turr, who is the lady that Dari took her dog to in my mouth. Oh, my lady named Shelley Turr. I trusted that lady, silly. And she gave the dog away. And now, of course, that shan, uh, Tamras, friends, Shelley, of course, that's the whole universe is connected. And I believe that theory, I do think it's that jelly. I have to believe we have to believe that Tamras fucking for a core city. So it's basically the producers, the same producers that caught Tom making out with some girl at that plaza hotel bar with a regency. Right. Someone's getting that footage. Yeah.

She's her name is Shelley and she's involved in all the housewives. Yes. She's the one who escorted those slahies into that DC correspondence dinner. I wish because we would have actually gotten footage. What's our actually footage of them trying to get over the fence? I remember there being a lot of footage like by offense, but and maybe like conversations about like going over a fence. I do remember the episode like, but I only saw at once. Yeah. I only saw what on me.

What is it? How would the duck like how many times do we need to see it? But I did hear that they're doing like a little DC reunion Did you hear that? No, they're doing some sort of well, so the DC housewives one of them Had like came out on social media and said they're doing like a 10 year reunion because it's been 10 years since they aired and I don't know I don't know if it was even an announcer maybe it was just a house why I've like saying that maybe it was all bullshit, but then I thought maybe they're doing it a bravo con. Oh, good call.

Like that would make, I mean, that's totally a guess, but it seems like it would make sense. I mean, does it make sense? Really? No, it doesn't. I'm there for it, but yeah, I want to just know what happened to Mikail because she was Kuku Bird. She was nuts.

And then also, I don't know that Bravo would like pay for their flights in hotel. I don't think they expected. Again, it's like community theater, you know, it's like buy your wig, Ami. It's like congratulations. You just got the lead role at Ami. Go buy your own wig. Do you remember the Michelle though? That was really amazing at the reunion of DC.

I know we're veering here, but at the reunion of DC when that Michelle was talking about like whether or not she was a cheerleader, do you remember that? It's like all coming back to me now. It was like so unclear whether or not she was a cheerleader. And I remember just being like Andy talking in circles was so fucking funny. Yeah, because she just lied, she compulsively lied about everything. She was like the high aiming Kim Zolciak of that. Yeah. It was like when Kim Zolciak was in the Chili's parking lot and found out about her non-cancer cancer after she told her that she might have had cancer. Well she got called on not really having cancer. Wow. I mean, she did it first. Yes. And she also invented bravo's now infamous almost cancer storyline,

which is a huge storyline now on housewives. It's been almost every housewives, which is like, oh my God, maybe I have cancer, I could have cancer. Gonna be tested for it. I could have it. I'm not having it, but I don't. I mean, Kim is also,

it's given us a lot, like I think she was a monster, but she did give us a lot in her day. God She really that still does she's still on TV doing it. I don't watch it But you know she's still God bless her heart. She's still around Shocking that that's still on go ahead. It is right. Yeah, I don't know who will admit to watching that But I we're talking about this so Let's see Gina. Okay, so she calls Gina out on being with her husband and then Gina's

like, you know, just like all bad posture and whiny about everything. And so she's like, okay guys, it was just a setback, it was just a setback. So Shannon jumps in with the pain of Olympics as she always does. She always does. And she gets her fingers up because Shannon, when she gets upset, she starts doing her finger thing So she's like hmm Gina if you want to heal your family. That's great But it brings up some issues for me

In my unfortunate circumstance, I tried to heal my family and it didn't work out for me. So What does that have to do with me and Gina didn't even know what to say. She's like, okay Okay, she's like I got this like oh really because it wasn't good for me Gina That's a little joker smile. Shannon does is like this. Yes It's like a smile, but it like curls down So that's the first person making a lot about her. So Gina's getting mad about that. And then we get Gina's seen at the occupational therapist. So I don't know what that means, really. You know, I just, yeah, I'm done too. And I do just want Gina to get it together.

I just wanted to get it together, but I don't know that you will. And I feel bad for the kids. I want the good things for the kids. Yeah, me too. Um, I've thought an occupational therapist was like when you're in junior high and you go have to talk to that person who's like, what do you want to do with your life? It's like, you know, did you have to do that? Wasn't that a guidance counselor? Yeah. Okay. Have a care way, Danny. What's that what they call them? At least right from Cleveland, Ohio, that's what they call them. I don't remember. I just remember having to go to like a meeting in the principal's office, but I wasn't in trouble for smoking. It was like, what do you want to do?

I was like, die. What do you want to do? What did you tell? What is that? What did you really tell him? Yeah, you're like, I was like, I wish I had my vision back. That would be great. I like I want a podcast and my vision back. I was like, I just want braces.

Just want to be cool with my mouth full of metal, baby. Yeah, this is kind of sad occupational therapy. Who cares? Fast forward. Yeah. Yeah, this is kind of sad occupational therapy who cares fast forward. Yeah So then Tamara okay, so then we're getting make a blah blah blah the three amigas are really trying to make this work still You guys. Trace a blameless. So Kelly called, Tamer calls Kelly. Is she like, oh my god, my you're gonna do the tape, I bet. And she was like, oh, I'm going to leave

cause I bought some stuff and I gotta return it. I gotta return my stuff. Kelly, Kelly was also amazing at like, she was showing off her body in that FaceTime video which was just cracking me up because she just was like showing it off. She knew that she was on camera and she's like you know what I'm going to show off my bad. She's a bang and bad and she showed it off. How she does it she's like I'm stuck to roll.

Look at me on her bed and then she like like a slow, like a slow pan down her hot body. And then she pans back up, but she's like wiping the snot off her nose. We barely saw the face. We barely saw the face, but her body looked amazing. And she knew she was on camera. So she knew she had to find that her good life. And she was showing it off. Yeah.

Making streps making streps Strap through sexy again Oh, I love Kelly. I do more Kelly. Yeah, you have a very good episode with Kelly So if you guys haven't heard it go check out everything is like on it. Okay. Yes. Please listen my interview with Kelly She was amazing. She's hilarious man. Yeah, and she loves you guys. We were talking about I don't know if I told you this. We were talking about you guys. She's like loves you guys. And of course, I love to. Yeah. We I think it was I don't know if it was on the pod guest or off, but we were talking about how much we love water crap. Oh, thank you. We we were very lucky to have found good friends in this weird, this weird fucking life. But yeah, if you guys think, um, okay, what's stopping nice to me?

It's totally confused me. I threw you off track. She did. Strap through. Okay, so she doesn't have strop through it. Right now, she's just like, I'm going to go with your dresses. And Tim was like, potentially. And she's like, no, the only thing I'm gonna celebrate

is that our funeral, okay? I'm gonna celebrate our funeral. Oh, damn it. Nailed it. Your Kelly is so good. It is so good. It's so good. I have no response.

I just want to sit and enjoy your Kelly. Thank you. She really talks like that. It's hilarious. And she gets mad at every little thing. I was like, oh, are we having fun? Why would you say that? I'm not. I always thought it reminded me like a little bit of Romy from Romy and Michelle, but like a little bit harsher. It's like a little bit of that.

That is. Yeah, she does have that. God, I love that movie. What a classic. I know. So good. What if I happen to mirror? Okay.

So she's like, why are you dressing in hats? Okay. So she makes that comment. And then Vicki comes over, which of course, this isn't going to last long. For Tamra, I tell her exactly what I'm saying. Oh, Tamra is like ready right away to tell her. She couldn't gonna last long. Tamra tells her exactly what she's like ready right away to tell her she couldn't wait five minutes So tamra's planning a secret to make Vicki look ugly at her own birthday party and make her look stupid So fucking rude

So fucking rude. I hate Tamra Tamra's my least favorite of all the sides, but man Sometimes she sometimes she does crack me up. And the picture is just so oblivious. Oh, go ahead, go ahead. No, she just thought she knows what she's doing on house. I was like, she does know how to stir the pot. She just noises shit out of me. Yeah, but I don't like when they do it on purpose. Like that was where Brandy Glamville lost me. Like when she finally got caught in all those lies. And he was like, okay, so then you work out in a bunch of lies. Why do you do that?

It's like, it's my job. No, it's not. I don't know who told you that was your job, but just like making up complete bullshit is not your job. You know, I did love the one brand. You took the wine glass and threw it at Eileen because I love the like, you could see the thought process in her head of like what was going through.

She's like, this scene is boring. I need to do something like that was what she was thinking. And so she did something that made no sense at all. Like it was just totally out of context and just spilled the wine. And I thought it was so funny just because you could see that thought in her mind. You could see the literally like.

That's why she was great. Yeah, that's why she was great because she was, she's so desperate just to keep it entertained and get all times. But Tamara has a thing where she'll just lie to just keep it going or just not even be involved, just kind of ruin everyone's lives around her. Like it's fun to see the lives get ruined,

but not necessarily on purpose because you're bored, you know? Yeah, and also her family. I mean, Eddie doesn't want to be on that show. You could see it in his I mean Eddie doesn't want to be on that show You could see it in his face. He doesn't want to be on camera and yet she's still there because she's making them Don't you think but then why would he marry somebody on a reality show? I don't know I think I think Eddie might like the fame of that But I don't think he wants to film like it seems like he's miserable in front of the camera all the time Like he wants the stuff that comes with it, but I don't think he wants to film.

Well, no one wants to actually do the work of it, right? Yeah, that's true. That's true. Dolly Parton, the cast of Steel Magnolius was on Oprah Win time. I don't know why I'm thinking of this. But Julie Roberts was talking about what she met Dolly Parton and she was complaining because it was so hot in the South

where they were shooting. And Dolly Parton said, I prayed by a whole laugh to get here, honey. I'm not going to complain now about a little hotness or something. Julie Roberts was like, that really taught me a lot. I was like, no, it didn't. You know you're still complaining. That's like Eddie.

He's like Julia Roberts. He's like a really low rent, Julia Roberts. He's just like a really low rent. Really low rent. Yeah. Wow. Well, if nothing else, we've got a Julia Roberts story. So you know, I also

hear another story about Dolly and Steel Magnolia's. I heard she memorized the whole script. She knew everyone's lines. I love her. Do you love her too? I love her so so much. And I think that's why that performance was that her first movie? That was her, I don't know if it was Steel Mags, but one of her first movies she memorized the entire script. I think it was Steel Mags. And she did that because she didn't know you were just supposed to know your lines. No, that wasn't her first movie. She was in best little horror. Yeah. She takes this.

But I think it was her first movie. She I remember reading that interview. So maybe it was a horror house. Well, maybe and she's also got kind of a gay man inside of her. And every gay man learned every line to see him. Agnoliest. Yeah. Yes. So anyway, this episode, every time we talk about something, I'm like, that was really fun.

And then I look at my notes, I'm like, fuck this episode. Yeah, I didn't like this episode. I thought it was such a come down from last week. Yeah. Okay. So let's just skip it. They put on makeup. Wow.

Okay. So then Gina, Gina shows up first at the party and that was funny. Yeah, looks crazy. She looked insane. She looked fucking ridiculous sitting at that chair. And then all those people around and Orange County's been doing this a lot with every episode where they show the patrons at the restaurants just looking and discussed. I feel like we've gotten that more on this season of Orange County than any other franchise. Yeah, they're just gawking at them. And then this restaurant didn't do them any favors either. They put them right in the front of the restaurant. They put a special table out front.

And Gina, you know, the production just fucked her over. Production was like, Gina, you got to get there first. And they knew that she was going to look the most ridiculous. Well, she always has to get a ride, you know. So it's like one of the PAs brought her. So she's always on time this season for every single thing. So actually, she was just late earlier this episode to the costume shop. Whatever it doesn't matter, moving on. So Shannon and the Trace Amiga.

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Taylor Armstrong has contributed so much to the meme world. Just that. Stop it. Enough. She's she's giving us so much. Yeah, she really has. She's not appreciated. So they show up at half of them are in costumes, half of them aren't. So the ones who are not in costumes are like, well, I guess we should fight because obviously we're trying to get us kicked off the show. Right.

So they start trying to think is like, history lady such a I'm a crevictoria, a cubby queen, it's my birthday. Is it anybody, casserole, anybody? Anything for my birthday, anything. Anybody gonna make it, that guy's peeing. That guy's peeing on that table over there. It's gone party. It's gone party. It's disgusting. It's gone party. It's disgusting.

Who does that? Good job. You want a job? So Ronwin starts telling. Shannon's like, how Ronwin? What was the last time we saw each other? Oh well it was a fashion show. Oh look okay.

That was fun. Want to talk about that some more? That was super exciting Bronwyn. Bronwyn's like yeah actually um speaking of that you missed the best part when that crazy lady hit Kelly in the face of the microphone. Even when Kelly's not a dinner, she's still the topic of the conversation. Still the talk of the time. Yeah, still the best part of it.

So now they're getting all of this stuff with these girls don't even know how to repeat a story. So she says, funny she bring that up. A lady hit Kelly in the face of the microphone and Emily's like, yeah, and I think she told the woman she was ugly or something. No she didn't. No, that didn't happen. That didn't happen. She would.

Yeah, I'm sure she said that maybe off camera, but we didn't see it. Yeah, she did. Oh, did you hear the other stuff that supposedly happened off camera that we didn't see? You know, people, no, well, the, there was some people that sent me like screenshots of the people from the fashion show that had made claims that stuff. I don't know what you tired the security guard went on some rant on Instagram and was like you know I first of all Let's get things straight. I did not grab you you were going into an area of the The fancy boat the dinner crews that you weren't you weren't allowed to be in and I asked you to leave then you not only yelled at me and started Accusing me of things you called me the n-word and you to leave, then you not only yelled at me and started accusing me of things, you called me the N word. And something, something, something. But I was like, damn, is this true? Oh my God. See, I saw the woman's, the woman who hit Kelly with a microphone. Yeah. I saw

her, somebody sent me her Instagram response or Instagram caption and she was like piss that then But man that drama wow. I Wish I wonder what I wish we I'm sure they have the footage Yeah, hopefully we'll get that in like a you know 20 years when they have a season 14 retrospective episode. I know So show it to us now, Bravo. Yeah. So messy Emily, messy, Emily is quietly messy, you know. So she's now, she's now starting the hate train against Kelly again. And Shannon's like, you cannot cost somebody ugly.

You cannot do that. I told her, you can't do that. You can't do that. And then they did a flashback of Shannon telling Kelly that she couldn't do that. Don't call my friend ugly. Kelly's like, she is ugly. And that was another great clip because that was their like three company party or whatever it was or everybody had to dress up like the 70s and Kelly and Shannon got into it. Oh, why

was that lady? It was you. It was you. Oh, man. You're ugly. She is ugly. So, Ron was like, well, if she said that, she wasn't talking about her face, she was saying her personality was ugly. And she was like, but when you make a statement like that, no one is going to listen and say, well, what the heck? There's a good point.

Glad we talked this out, and I'm ugly, so thanks. And brun was like, well, actually, she really helped me, you know, I mean, my mom did cost up an an end words. Also, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, like well actually she really helped me you know I mean my mom did cause open an end words so Kelly Kelly Kelly really got us out of that damn if dr. Deb you know fuck dr. Deb if she did that fuck her yeah I'm waiting to hear if that's true or not

audience the doctor wait up also did dr. Deb respond to that dude here's how I know things. When I'm really tired and going to bed, I scroll through Facebook groups and go, this is how I go to sleep. Go. Just like the last noise. I make before the summer start.

Go. Sure. So I read that and fell asleep and then I forgot about it until right now. Yeah, stuff comes in my head and I don't know if I dream it up or if it's something somebody sends me on DM on Instagram, people DM me stuff all the time. And I take, I take about 70% of it in and then 30% I read and I react like that, but then it goes out.

Yeah, like when you wake up and you can't remember if the dream really happened or because it's so mundane, you know, yeah. Yeah, I'm the same way. So let's see here. So basically they're all gossiping about Kelly and how Kelly got in another big fight with Dr. Brian somewhere and they were screaming and yelling the yelling at each other and probably, and then they left separately and, no, no, no, no, no, and who cares? Like, I know. I'm not impressed. You sit like that all the time. And they're like newly dating, so it's not even like they're married or anything like that.

It's like they're still pretty new. And early on in relationships, you get in fights in public at bars. That's just what happens. Yeah, so Tamara is the one who brings that up, right? So of course Tamara has brought up every bad thing for everybody. So she's like, I'm gonna pay. So she gets up and leaves on that. And Shannon's like, well, no, no.

So she follows her. And Tamara tells her in the hallway. She's like, well, you know what? I can't just sit here and listen to everybody talk badly about color. That's not fair. I mean, Paul Kelly, you know, if I wanted to talk bad about Kelly, I would say, Vicki, she's not here because she just wants to celebrate your dad.

Tamer's so annoying in that scene. That was though. That was the worst scene Tamer's that. I was so sick for saying that. Yeah, such bullshit. It is. It's a bad camera. Like, thank you. Oh, yeah, she's struggling. She's a struggle, Michael. So she's like, what the? You can. So she just all worked up. And now she's going to have a talk with Kelly.

I feel like I'm just like a viewer of your show. Wait, Ronnie, I feel like I'm just a viewer of your show. Like I just want to watch you do your show. I know I just be helping out here. But I'm just so entertained by you. That was like, I just want to help you out. So I just hope your listeners know that I I want to just enjoy the show as you do. Oh, Daniel. You're cracking me up. You don't even have to say anything. You just have just have to make noises and move your head like maybe. Ah! I always say, Shannon runs you with a Kathy comic

where she just yells, ah! I feel like everything, I know she doesn't verbally say, actually she's doing a lot of bam work, though she's like, bam, everything. She does make, actually, those noises. I'll bet she makes an act noise. Okay, she'll go. Yeah.

Yeah. There's an act in there somewhere. She'll go. Just an act in there. Someone. That's how you spell. That's a hurt. Actually, that one. So you don't celebrate death, says Shannon. You only use death when you are in marriage counseling and need your husband to show

remorse for killing you By giving you 40 to 15 negative thoughts a day here flash and a badore Here lies Shannon Bittor and also I think like it was such a joke on Kelly's behalf So it was just the whole thing was just it was actually making me laugh even later on when Vicki was like pretend crying over it Like I don't even think Vicki cared about it, but she was like trying to pop out a tear. It's like no one cared about it. I'm gonna immediately start crying because she's so close with Kelly.

She's so close with Kelly. Yeah, yeah, she just got so, she's like, I can't anymore. And she was like, her makeup was all smirch and fucking cake on her face and a costume. And she was like trying so hard to cry. I feel like so many of Vicki's nights have ended like that. Just crying in the

back of a car with cake and mascara all over her face. She hasn't just be sitting there like god if I had a nickel. Wouldn't you? That's for sure. Do you then work? Do you work? Hey, cake. Get a joke. Right. Okay, get a joke. Do you even work? So, so Tamra calls, Shan is like, this will not stand. We are gonna FaceTime Kelly.

And this is where Kelly's talking to them, forgetting that she's already lied to them today. Being like, I have a step. Do you like my body? She was showing off the body again, that body, adiade, she was just showing it off. He was so Bronwyn leaves the table for a second and Vicki's now madly. By the way, I'm going to be by these left the table on her birthday.

And I'm honestly tired of these people leaving the tables. They shouldn't be allowed to go to the bathroom. Orange County's doing away too much this season. They really are. And it's not set up for that. And the people, if they're going to do it, at least do a set up for the bathroom. Because now they're standing right in front of the door that's like, a man, a woman, a handicap sign, and they're trying to have this big FaceTime fight in like queen costumes. It felt so claustrophobic.

Like I need at least a little space from them with the camera. Yeah, they're literally hogging your handicap spot to shoot a scene. You know, what if a handicap risk now has to go to the bathroom? Like just set up somewhere else. There's got to be a bench outside or something. Yes. So, oh, God. So this is where Vicki's like, you know what?

I would, I would ask like a lady pick his up. Pick his up. Pick his up. Pick his up. Pick his up. Then the food is served and Shannon gives us a good all I love it Okay Everything got a Shannon tired of it

I play you fucking bitch They just scream and give out eggs salad and Bronwyn Bronwyn's pissing everybody off because she won't even eat the devil's eggs She asked for more devil's eggs without cream because she has an allergy and then she asked for another bottle or another glass for the separate water Because she said one was still and one was sparkling. She wanted a separate glass She was just so exhausted. Yeah, they were having her drink from a bottle and then Gina's been exhausting because she gets a call about it Who now she says she doesn't say daughter anymore now she says Yeah, you just came up with a new way come on like you're getting more East Coast now come on Gina

I always think she's got peanut butter in her mouth. It's like when you give a dog peanut butter and they're trying to like Get it out of the roof of their mouth. That's what Gina talking is like a dog peanut butter and they're trying to like get it out of their roof of their mouth. That's what Gina talking is like. That's true. And so they eat and it's just really boring and they know that they're going to have to do something. And Gina's on her loop of like, oh my god, a drama. I'm going through so much guise.

I'm going through so much occupation up there. Ruby. So then this is where Bron was like um yeah you know what we both have kids who were on the spectrum and have things wrong with them but as a parent you just keep going and your kids going to public school right and Gina just immediately gets offended because she made $20,000 last year you know so it's very defensive and look I think brown one was trying to just be nice and say like public schools somebody had explained to me online and say like public schools, somebody

had explained to me online, it was like public schools, you get free therapy for your kids or something and that's what I think Bronwyn was trying to get at, but it just didn't come out that way and Bronwyn was being such an asshole, the rest of the dinner. So I understood like, if I would have been Gina, I think I would have snapped too on Bronwyn, I think she was exhausting. Yeah, well Gina's walking around like, oh my god, oh my husband. I just need her to shut up too. So I'm basically shut up.

It's a great, every one of them. Something more interesting to like go on a loop about because the whole season has been the same shit over and over. And frankly, I don't care if your kids have trouble. Guess who else has trouble? Every fucking person who is born as a human being, okay? Life sucks. Yeah, life's tough.

Yeah, so shush. And a lot of those problems she's having are coming on for herself. She's drunk. I've got to put it already. Yeah, Gina, yeah. That's the person who's always, oh and then when your friend has something wrong,

she never listens to the friend. You know, she's like, oh So she's not there for me. Her and her terrible barrage. Meanwhile, this whole time Emily was just silent. Did Emily say anything the whole time? I love her, but I don't think she said much. No, Emily Emily is just like, why am I even here? She does not need to be there.

Yeah, it's nice to be out of the house. Yeah. So this is when they start fighting. Gina just basically starts yelling at Bronwyn and calling her a snobby asshole. And Bronwyn's like, no, what I'm saying is public school is great. I totally send my kids to public school. And Tamara's like, um, name one. That was so messy. Tamara and Vicki got so messy right away. All of a sudden Vicki's like, your kids audition for school. Like they were all just calling out Bronwyn. You know, because she says it was a publicly funded school. Like, wow, your kid goes to PBS. Like, that can't be, that's not public school, you know. And what did she say? She's like, I like to donate because

I support the arts. And she's sobbing. She's the arts and she's sobbing So you know she starts crying and she's not having it. I'm not gonna do this with the crying I right. Oh, maybe I'll hit the line. I said my kids to a pretty school, which you know You're just jealous because you're poor, okay, but Bron was trying to be too nice to a poor person which is condescending and When when Gina are two X poor people who have done nothing for their adult lives, but try and keep up with rich people and convince everybody they're rich and are now rich shaming a person for being mean to a poor. I said, what? Spot on spot on. That's inception right there. That's the inception. But I mean, we like some goldfish with cream cheese. Oh, I think Gina was like already on the brim, like in the words of Brittany from

Vanoprompril, so I think that no matter what anyone said to Gina at that moment, like Gina was going to explode. It just happened that Bronwyn was when being an asshole, so she exploded on her. Yeah, and then she uses that. I'm sorry, but you're just too much. She uses that. Like I'm going through so much excuse, which I really hate. Oh, and I hated when Gina said, like, it's so hard for me to open up. And I'm finally opening up. It's like, well, you're on a fucking TV show where your whole job is to open up. So you better get better at it. Yes. And all you do is open up. Stop opening up. Close up. Please. Because you left her when she's like, oh, I'm not opening up.

I'm pretending everything's okay. Everyone knew everything wasn't okay. And that you were just doing that. So you can have a whole season about how week you were. And now you're so strong. Okay. I'm, we're on to you, lady. We're on to you. We're on to you. Gina. So also she's talking about how she never opened up. Now she's mad that Bronwyn's bringing it all back to herself, but literally every conversation comes back to Gina. What a hard time she's having and blah, blah, blah, blah. It's not about you,

Bronwyn. She's had it. Yeah. so then public school fight. Literally don't care. Uh, and then Vicki's like, wow, at least I got a cake. I hate you people to suck. Does the chair of the birthday. Timber puts the cake all over her face. Yeah, she looked, I mean, the way home was really hysterical with the way that Vicki looked.

The whole car right. Hope they me. Yeah, Vicki looked like someone through Oscar the Grouch Vicki looked. The whole car right homemade me laugh. Vicki looked like someone through Oscar the Grouch off a cliff and it landed on her face. She literally looked so terrible and it was just like the makeup was smeared but then also there were just like little speckles of it.

It was just a hot mask. And she just doesn't wipe it off because really all Vicki wants us for people to bring her food. You know, like bring me casual. That's why I lied about cancer. And now someone brought her a cake and she's wearing it home. She's fine with it if you bring her food.

Yeah, so this is where Tamara lets it slip. Whoops. The Kelly. Oh my god, I can't believe I'd said that. Yeah, whoops, the Kelly said she would only celebrate her funeral and Vicki starts crying immediately and she's like, I've never heard it with talk like that. It hurts. She called me a pig. I'm on social media. She called me a pig and said he goes, well, you called her things too, picky. I haven't talked to, but I've talked about her looks and I haven't talked about her family. I haven't talked about the fact that she pushed her mother to have a stairs. I haven't talked about that yet. That was so messy and I loved it. I loved it. I can not wait to get to that episode.

I know I need to know more about this information about Kelly throwing the mom down the stairs. Like is this true? I asked her. Didn't you ask Kelly? I don't think I asked about the mom. No. But Kelly, she's like so often her own world sometimes. I couldn't really tell what she was saying.

Like sometimes she'll tell. She'll say but then I don't know if she's talking about the show or if it's real life She's like it is real life. It's about that's about our life But I don't believe it's real so I don't know it's like a it's a weird world I don't know I think she she got mad at her mom and I don't know I hope it's on the show I just hope it's on the show. Yeah, we just need more information. Yeah, cuz I really don't have any Yeah, so and also her mom. I just loved her mom on the show. Yeah Headbop on the ground

Remember when Kelly tried to put her in the old folks. Oh, yes Senior Center I want to show you an apartment, but it was no book. Senior center. I was like, Cal, I don't need to be here. And Kelly goes, look, you see, you see what you see right now? So that was a lot of county, everybody. That was the episode. Danny, thank you so much. It was really good to talk to you. I've missed you.

Oh, I miss you too. I love you, Ronnie and Ben. I miss Ben.. Oh, I miss you too. I love you Ronnie and ban I miss Ben, but it was such a it was a delight for me to like be able to bear witness of this show. I just love watching you. I love you, Danny. Everybody go check out Danny. Follow him on Instagram. I'm sure you all are in this audience. Go buy that Tom Arianne and Danny book. That's gonna be good. go by that Tom Arianne and Danny book that's gonna be good and God you've got a lot of stuff going on so just stay tuned because Danny's got a lot going on. Okay he sports other win. Sport the arts like Bronwyn. Got to support the arts support the cameos cameos.

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