Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Political Drunkies
Episode Date: December 17, 2020With two cast members down for the count with coronavirus, The Real Housewives of Orange County forges ahead with its big cast trip to Lake Arrowhead. That's right - it's a four person vacati...on episode... and one of those people leaves early to sleep somewhere else. So... it's like a three person vacation episode. The point is that the ladies wind up talking politics and racial things, and it's a disaster.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Everything's great. How are you? Nice and raging Kelly Dodd episode of Real Housewives of Orange County to get taken.
At long last, after 16 seasons, political discourse arrives at Orange County.
It's just as bad as you would imagine.
It's just as horrifying as you think, everybody.
Yeah, yeah, it was sort of a trying episode.
It was not, I would not say it was the most lively
and fun episode at all, but there was a paddleboard, so.
There was a paddleboard.
So there was a paddleboard. And you know, you got to have it to Bravo.
Like we complain and all that
because that's what we like to do.
I mean, that's resting complaint face, you know.
But God bless them for just chugging right along
during the pandemic and doing just getting shit
out there, no matter what.
Yeah, two of the cast members literally have coronavirus and they're like whatever we're doing a cast vacation with four women
in the mountains. You're just gonna make this out there like there are two queens who need this, okay?
Let's do it for Ronnie and Ben. Yeah, get out there, get on your paddleboard. Yeah, I mean, listen, they've done an admirable job trying to put together a season with this
mess.
And you know what, we'll just get through, we're all gonna get through it together.
And also, I've got to give a big thanks to my hypochondria, which really has done a great
job of flaring up every time there's a Shannon and Emily's scene.
I have to say just thank you. Thank you, Interpsychosis, for making me believe I have all the ailments all at once.
Thank you. Just give me a shout out to my brain.
I'm so the opposite. I would never even know. I've probably already had it.
I just not even known. I probably just figured I was depressed and tired.
Like sleeping all day for days is like not that far from my reality, so.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, I have allergies or something,
so it's like, make me, like, I have like a very light cough,
which also may be purely psychosomatic.
And I know what everyone's thinking,
well, maybe you might have it.
Well, Dom, he was on a production like a week ago,
and he got tested like three times,
and he was negative.
And if I had it,
because I've had this like like cough for like three weeks,
which is by the way,
tracks that's, I am like Shannon Mdor, by the way,
this is what happens.
Anytime I get like,
if I cough once,
I then cough for the next four weeks.
That's just what my bloings do, it's fine.
So I know I don't have it because, you know,
Dom has gotten tested a million times,
but that being said, because, you know, Dom has gotten tested a million times.
But that being said, every time I cough,
and I'm watching Shadow Bedore,
I'm like, not only do I have it,
I have the worst strain in the history of the world.
I believe I have the worst strain.
I've got all the coughing diseases right now.
So I'm like, oh, God.
Well, I vape and I don't smell very well.
Oh, I don't smell very good,
probably just because I haven't been taking that many showers,
but also I don't have a great sense of smell
and I see about the time.
So I basically always have it in some way.
So I don't know, I always cough.
So, I just, yeah.
I'm like, yeah, that's by the way,
before the pandemic, I just would cough in general.
I would just cough.
Yeah, so here we go.
Okay, so now here we are with the real housewives
of Orange County.
New hip, new hip.
So Kelly and Emily are zooming because...
Can you see me?
Can you see me?
Can you see me?
Can you see me?
Can you see me? So it's two? Can you see me? Can you see me? Can you see me?
Yo!
So it was two days before the trip to Lake Arrowhead.
And I was like, well, I can't go on the trip because I tested positive for COVID.
And Kelly goes, you did!
Shot the front door!
And she's smiling so fast.
She is literally laughing.
She's just like, okay, crazy person.
She's like, well, I just have a hundred
or gonna fever and Oreo crumbs beside my bed,
but those are so far, those are like the only side effects
I'm seeing.
And she's like, well, you know, sorry, Emily is like,
well, you know, I tried to like take to live, I tried to like take all the
I tried to live life, particularly the precautions and then I ended up getting it
And I don't even know where it makes me really mad and now Shane doesn't feel well today
And we see like three hours earlier, she's like
The poor guy is about to have like the worst episode of his life
Yeah, and
Kelly goes Kelly's like oh my god
And she goes Elizabeth is scared that everyone has it and she's like it's just a lot mentally and she goes
Well, I hope you feel better and she just like laughs
Yeah, God
So she's like well if it gets real wild and crazy on that trip you better face time me
So I can bring down the mood of everyone It's like, well, it gets real wild and crazy on that trip. You better face time me.
So I can bring down the mood of everyone.
And then we see Orange County, Orange County Clip to
Orange County, and close up on a sign that says,
please be smart and stay six feet apart when you play
Cornhole, because when we see people on the beach playing
Cornhole, yeah, classic Orange County activity, social
distance Cornhole, which is by the way kind of social distance already inherently
A little bit at least for the teams. So then accepted involves your Cornhole
That's true too and touching bean bags. Although that's not really an issue
so now we go over to Sean and Bronwyn and Bronwyn has never been to Lake Arrowhead and
At least not that she remembers and she's just nervous because she's going to be in a house on a party trip with women
who like to drink a lot.
And it's going to be weird because Emily and Shannon can't go either.
So yeah, and she's taking her own car so she can just jet if it gets too much to be too
much for her, Which is wise.
So everybody's getting ready and going on the trip.
Elizabeth speeds off in her car and Sean kisses Bronwyn goodbye and Bronwyn tells Sean,
if I call you better pick up that phone in case I have a breakdown.
Yeah, he's like, okay, I'll do Van, honey.
Is there any person in the world more exhausted than Sean?
God, I feel so questioned.
I feel so bad.
Listen, I've actually been very pro,
Bronwyn in terms of,
I think that her journey has been very real,
and I'm applauding her for just putting it all out there,
and I think that what she's going through
is probably very, very difficult.
And I applaud her for for doing all of this,
but that being said, I'm like, okay,
I'm starting to get a little exhausted by it.
Like it's tough.
It's tough.
It's a lot.
It's a lot at all times.
She's basically, we've said this before.
She's basically in that teenage phase of like, like, you know,
when you're a teenager and you start to realize certain things about yourself and you
start to be like, RAM, a teenager.
And she's sort of like having that.
It happens to us gay men when we come out of the closet, too.
We have like a teenage period of coming out of the closet, which she, I imagine, is going
through right now in real life.
But she's sort of in like a teenage phase with everything right now and ever.
She just feels things
really intensely and I'm really intensely
and I'm happy for her that she can do that
but I also feel so bad for Sean.
So bad.
Yeah, jeez, son, my god.
So then we go to the Arrowhead Villas
and Kelly's the first to get there
and there's a big hand sanitizer,
squirt thing out there.
So she squirtsing on her hand.
She just,
it reminds me of Rick squirting his hand.
Oh, this one did a Rick.
This is how I do with Rick.
We do it all the time.
So she squirts it on her hand and then doesn't really know
what to do with it.
It just kind of like shakes her hand so she shakes it off.
It's like, come on Kelly.
Come on Kelly.
She was wearing a mask.
She can't even pretend to put on ham sand at either dude this place is spectacular
She's like walking around it's amazing. It is amazing and so
She's like already showing Gina on like base time like dude this place is amazing. You gotta bring your kids
You gotta come whoa. Oh feels like him crystal like now. Why would you recommend your kids to bring your kids to Camp Crystal Lake?
That's the worst field recommendation of all time Kelly.
Well, that's who gets killed in Cran.
Camp Crystal Lake, they're all the youths.
Because youths.
The youths.
So then we go over to John's house.
Yeah, we go to John's house because that's where Shannon's
being held up, like she's Natasha Henshrik and species,
like in the behind the glass door.
And so, Bronwyn has to go all the way in the back
in like the Janky backyard.
And she has to talk to Shannon through the glass
and she's like, well, I'm still a bit achy
even though I have not actually tested positive.
And all three of my kids are positive.
And I have to be here.
I have to isolate away from the girls.
It's what I have to do.
It's what I have to do. Yeah I have to isolate away from the girls, it's what I have to do, it's what I have to do.
Yeah, I've had three negative tests.
How many people were waiting for tests at this time, by the way?
So she's like, well, I'm worried about my kids being alone,
but what can I do?
I've chosen my boyfriend over my children,
which is what he was supposed to do in the first place.
So, Bron went, like, I have one of those
post-Oximitar things. Do you want me to send Sean over there so he can check
their oxygen? I would like that very much please, thank you, and if he could
send some salmon filled with cream cheese over to me, I would like that. I have
not had access to my daily meat since early March, and I'm trying to lose it a
little bit just a little bit. It's Lam Wednesday and guess who doesn't have fresh land?
It's me!
Lam Wednesday is always the high point of the week but these days it's sort of a sad
point.
It reminds me of how many lambs we don't have right now.
Please send the lambs.
Send the lambs for Lam Wednesday.
How many lambs are in the world feeling like they've just been living too long?
If you don't have lamb Wednesday, those lambs turn into sheep and you can't have sheep Wednesdays not the same.
Oh, my kids just don't understand how many people this damage is and it trickles down.
And now my frustration of not going to like arrowhead is turning into shit.
What if I have it? Yeah, so now Kelly is FaceTiming Rick.
She's like, look how bomb this is.
Look, there's a, there's a, there's a pure thing outside.
That reminds me of you.
Yeah, it squirts everywhere Rick.
How's your first day at work?
You know everyone, right?
It's like comfortable already.
Like, Kelly's that kind of person.
He's like, how was your day?
It was great, right?
Okay, well here's, here's how I'm, he's like how was your day it was great right okay well here's here's
I'm he's like yeah I'm getting used to everything over here. It's just sort of it's interesting over here. I said yeah
Rick has finally moved to the OC his job moved here permanently
Oh, I couldn't have found a better man a better match a better anything I'm out of better things
But he's great. He's everything I dreamed of
Sometimes like I went to museums and I say if this were a museum we'd be fucking all over it, you know
So Elizabeth comes like wow look at this place what a place my right? Oh look at all this is all I get you've got
Lugins I've got lugging so much
Look at all this is all I get. You've got luggage.
I've got luggage.
So much luggage.
What a gorgeous place.
Oh, there's Master bedroom.
Who's gonna have the Master bedroom?
Oh my God, I just, let's give it to Gina.
She needs it.
Oh, look at that.
Look outside of that lake.
It's all artists up here.
That's why I love it.
Like, what does that mean?
It's like just people rowing on a lake.
Oh, yeah, you know, it's all artists up here.
They all come here.
They all came from the Renaissance.
They got into a time machine. They flew here from the reddishaw's like on to a top machine
They flew here to the here to Aaron like Aaron. They said this will be the new reddishaw and she yeah, that's why I like it up here
Well, I've been so sick. I brought protein powder. I brought my stomach formula
I brought apple cider vinegar with the mother. I brought probiotics. I'm sick. Are you turning into an old lady?
What I just like that Kelly will bring will look all these supplements and probiotics and sick are you turning into an old lady or what I just like that
Kelly will bring will look all these supplements and probiotics to like our
head but she will but she is like against wearing a mask like I don't understand
that although she wore a mask today she did wear a mask on camera she's
turning she's turning into Shannon basically yeah pretty much I mean she's you know when you're when you're young and your mom tells you
You are the people you hang out with. I was not that so stupid like who cares?
I can have all different kinds of friends we can all but then you realize you do kind of become your friends after a while. Yeah, so
So now they are talking about Brahmin and how she was snooping on on Elizabeth, etc. And
Elizabeth is like, I mean, you can't tell the world,
you're into lifting everyone up,
but then you're digging up something on someone else
to try to make them look bad, you know what I'm saying?
And he is Gina.
Oh, Tina's like, yeah, I want to get on the plane.
Let's go to Vegas, like how the fuck don't you have it?
Emily doesn't leave the house and she got go to Vegas. Like, how the fuck don't you have it?
Emily doesn't leave the house and she got it
and Kelly's going all over the place
and she doesn't got it.
You know, I'm worried about Shannon.
She's vulnerable.
I know everyone puts a thing on Shannon
that she's over dramatic,
but if there's ever a time to be over dramatic,
this is it.
Did anyone hear that she missed them when they?
And then Elizabeth is like, well, listen, she might be missing out on land Wednesday,
but we're not missing out on some cocktails. It's cocktails at clock. Okay,
Bromewen's not shaying with us.
Hmm. So then Bromewen's in her minivan outside, and she's talking to Sean. She's like, I'm
pulling in to Elizabeth. It's actually hilarious
Just entered a bizarre world. It's like can Sean just have a moment?
Yeah, can you just leave Sean alone? Okay, he literally does not need to play my play from your Tom Tom, okay?
just
get there
so
Yeah, so they're making cocktails and then there and then then they start looking at a video of Bronwyn at a pool with no mask on
You know and cause like see she just told me not to go out and do anything and look look what a hypocrite park
Park kettle kettle black kettle
I'm gonna fuck rigging a pot
Kettle black it's like this show where this kettle looks like all these other kettles
Um, and they don't know if their brothers and sisters are well, but they all have slightly
different hair!
Yeah!
And then Rick and I will fuck while we watch it.
But this videotape is pretty damning.
It's, Ronald, it's first of all, some guy taking the video on his iPhone.
He's like, yeah, yeah, look over there.
That's Bronwyn right there.
You see her in the back.
It's probably V there, you see, we're in the bat, it's probably thick, you know, and you see it, you see a real bove there. And Bronwyn's standing in
a bikini and they're all, you know, they're talking to people, it looks like the country
club pool or whatever. And Kelly's like, but she just told me I can't do anything,
oh, kind of black. So Bronwyn comes in while they're still talking about it and Elizabeth's like Hey, watchin'
K-watchin' this part real good!
And then Bronwyn comes in and they're like
Hi!
So, um, Bronwyn's telling us,
I've been living in the very safe little bubble, you know, I have my family, I have an alcohol-free home and there are bottles everywhere here, everywhere.
It's just, it's hard seeing these triggers and I'm not sure I should have come.
Also, I can already tell it's gonna be a very boring weekend.
Why did I come up here?
And Kelly's like, uh,
Bronwyn, remember when I was talking to you
about to be the Delphi rider?
Is it the Delphi rider?
Is that what she said?
That's what I wrote, I don't know what it is.
I don't know.
I just said, I Kelly can't stop.
I was gonna do the tofu. The tofu right.
And you said I had a social distance.
Well she got a video of someone stalking you that day.
You were a social distancing.
And Brahma was like, I called you after.
I called you after.
I found out I couldn't do that.
I found that's an after call from before video.
That's what happened.
Okay, here's the thing with Kelly.
She takes the truth and she skews it.
And she says it loud and she says it often.
And then she hopes people believe it.
Okay.
Well, I didn't know.
She was like, well, I didn't know either.
So then Gina started talking about Shannon.
And she's like, I'm like, go on.
Shannon's got coronavirus and now they're keeping her
in a glass cube in John's house. And you know what? Like, I'm just like, she's like, I'm like, God, Shannon's got coronavirus and now they're keeping her in a glass cube in John's house.
And you know what, like I'm just like,
she's so skinned about it,
but then John and the kids are going in and out,
and now the kids have it, you know,
and I just feel bad, that's how I feel,
I feel bad, you know, and I don't want to go to your cows
because you're crying about it, but you got it.
And then Brawman just like walks away
and just, what the fuck was that?
What the fuck was that? What is something I was sad?
But Brahman's now doing this thing,
like selective,
selective, like niceness,
selective virtue, virtual,
virtue,
yes, virtue.
Versus selective virtue.
Like a virtue.
Which is like, she's like,
well, I just don't want to talk behind her back
when she's sick.
I mean, that really feels gross. Oh please you've just been you've just been digging up information on someone on the internet and slamming her online and calling her a fraud
Give me a fuck. I know you're literally on a show about talking behind people's back like that's what this is that that's what this is about
Yes, and Kelly's like well, mean, I'm not talking bad about her.
I was wrong with Bronwyn and Elizabeth goes, she's always got fucking problem.
That one.
So then she tells us, in fact, she doesn't want to talk about Shane and his hypocritical.
Wouldn't she just talking behind my back, trying to make me look bad?
Well, good luck.
And then they're like, I think it was a little bit like who pulled the stick who pulled the stick out of who's gonna pull the stick out of
Brong when Josh and she was like, uh, that's not COVID approved. Okay, gather
So then back at Shannon Shannon and John she's like, oh sweetie. I have to take this antibiotic first. Oh, let me just take it. Oh, God. So can you just relax?
To relax, please.
I am creating a coronavirus immunity wall.
Hollinol is just another vitamin in the wall.
Build the wall.
Just kidding.
It's like a political episode.
And immunity wall.
That's what I meant.
Why is everyone so mad at me?
It's killing immunity wall while singing Pink Floyd. Why can't I do that? Why can't I do that?
We don't need no corona virus. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do So over at Shannon's house Sophie is making a little video home video.
She's like, it's day four of quarantine.
I made a quarantine countdown because I'm really, really bored.
Had a line spaking, she made peanut butter bars.
We're having a great time.
We miss our mom.
We did luckily manage to make ourselves some lamb chops, which is one of the...
You guys got one thing lamb, I mean.
So at the house, Bronwyn is texting on the couch,
like on furious, you know.
And man, when Bronwyn's mad, you can tell she's mad.
She has like, fury face.
No, she's totally like, it's totally like, you know,
in high school where everyone's, it's totally like, you know, in high school where
are like, everyone's, it's like, everyone's, it's come over Friday night and then like,
that one friend comes over and she's like, I'm just going through a lot guys and then
like, no one can like have fun. You're like, uh, yeah, you can't have fun until you've
gone and talked to her and then everybody has made it all about her for at least two hours
while she cries and has a fit. And even though what she may be going through is legitimately
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So Gina sits with her.
She's like, what is going on with you?
It's like, well, I just don't feel okay
talking about someone behind their back
when they're not here.
I mean, you know what?
It's about something she said.
I just don't want to talk about it, Gina.
And Kelly's like, oh, well, you didn't say that when Tamer and everyone else was talking about me.
You didn't tell them to shut up. You're an hypocrite.
And we got a flashback to the famous train dinner. It's like, like, I had to do a train.
So, Kelly's like, stop being fake, stop being fake.
So, Brawman's like, oh, I don't know why Kelly's mad at me. I don't know what's going on with that.
And Juno's like, well, I think that you shouldn't be digging up stuff on Elizabeth.
I think that's what's happening here.
I think that's coming to the light.
And, Elizabeth, Brahmins like, well, I've just learned so much about her.
I mean, there's so much that just does not add up with that girl, which by the way, Elizabeth
is not there to hear this.
I just like to point out.
So then we got a Kelly and Elizabeth who are up in a bedroom talking and Elizabeth's
like, what's up with her unbelievable hypocritical behavior?
That's my review from Frank Ritz of the New York Times.
It feels like Elizabeth should be launching into a music into song Unbelievable hypocritical
She's a low-life talking hypocritical
What sort of trouble ma'am I kind of trouble that you might call hypocritical
What sort of trouble ma'am? I caught a trouble that you might call hypocritical
In there They speak the truth but when you're wrong when we in Denver can speak the roof off the house because you're a hypocrite and you can't
Believe any word that's shit
All right, unbelievable hip-hop
Remember that cab right back in the day and Kelly's like well he's trying to make us look bad. So she looks good.
And she's doing all these things up older image.
And Elizabeth's like, well, she is 100% a puppet poster.
Oh, puppet poster.
I thought puppy posters, what she said.
So I was thinking like, lost puppy or something like that.
And I was like, what?
She just boasts lost puppies.
So look cool. And she's like, what's the name of that? I thought puppy posters what she said so I was thinking like lost puppy or something like that and I was like what
She just post lost puppies look cool on Instagram. She doesn't care about those last
So she's like I want to know the real Bronwyn because we see pictures of Bronwyn's Instagram,
which is her and the kids at the Black Lives Matter protests and stuff.
And she's like, well, I just want to know the real Bronwyn.
I don't want to know the facade of an Insta, which is good, by the way.
I mean, it's real good, but you know, still.
And Kelly's like, yeah, I mean, go to the protests, but don't have a professional
photo talk with you. Yeah, that was probably protest, but don't have a professional photo with you.
Yeah, that was probably so cool that she called it a photo.
And then we see that Bronwyn did have a professional photographer
taking a, like she's like posing at the protest,
and it was like, it's like signed like, like Janice Plot's
photography or something, you know, I was like, oh, yeah,
that is kind of a bad look.
Yeah, and Kelly, it's like, well, if you're real,
you don't have a pro-photo there. I mean, that defeats of a bad luck. Yeah, and Kelly's like, well, if you're real you don't have a pro-photog there.
I mean that defeats the purpose of the protest. I mean it really doesn't really it just
The protest weren't really about professional photography at all Kelly, but thanks
It maybe it maybe it undermines the credibility of of from one's intention
I don't even think it does that much,
but it's just sort of one of those things where it's like,
oh, you're making it kind of like,
making it about you a little bit instead of the movement.
Yeah, and she's like, well now she's gonna be a Debbie Downer.
Let's scare her.
Look, I'm picky.
She's brought these masks.
She's like the worst.
She's got one that's a pig that's bleeding. Okay, she's the bloody picky. She's like the worst. She's got one that's a pig that's bleeding.
Okay, she's the bloody pig.
She's like, I'm thinking.
And how Bronwyn, I'm too phased
because she has a clown thing on.
And I feel like the producer has told Kelly,
okay, Kelly, when we, for this trip,
we want us to see where you startle Bronwyn.
So if he gets something to startle her
and they're thinking that she's gonna bring
like a little snake or a spider,
like every other house on this trip,
like Patoma, a few weeks ago. that she's gonna bring like a little snake or a spider like every other house on a strip like Patoma
a few weeks ago and she's like, okay great,
she just brings these like horrifying, terrifying masks.
Like that's just scary.
So then Shannon is on her family face time from John's house.
And she's like, all right kids,
we are gonna get another test today and it takes three days to hear. So we'll know in three days. We're going to know in three days,
if we can reunite in fingers crossed. I've also put it in order with Costco, so we can have lamb
Wednesday again. Mom, we already just had lamb. Ah! Ah! God! I forgot about that.
All right, so here's what you need to do. Go through the refrigerator, look at
expiration dates, throw things that are beyond the expiration date. Ow! Then I want you to
look for meat. Look for meat. Then go into the freezer and look for meat in the freezer.
Look for meat in the freezer. If you find the man, start throwing his shannin's deal with
meat. What the hell? She's obsessed with meat now. Like like I never would have thought frozen me fresh meat from me to literally
I'm one of the kids goes well, I think we should get oh Jay at the store
She goes no, that is not good for flamb
Oh
I mean if we were just more careful kids, how do you think you guys got it? What symptoms do you have?
Who hasn't the worst?
Raise your hand if you've got corona.
I'm like, oh, you're just stressing the whole fucking world out right now.
I know.
So the girls are like, well, we're all achy and, you know, I can't smell.
So do you have a fever? Are you weak? Do you have diarrhea?
Please, Sophie, please tell America, do you have diarrhea right now?
I understand your teenage girl and these things are sensitive.
But please tell me, I need to know, do you have diarrhea? 30 to 40. Why are you smiling Stella? Why? And she's like,
God, you do this all the time, mother. I know. And Sophie's like, well, I mean, recently I've had
diarrhea. Oh, why didn't you tell me? Because I'll give you things to help. Like, I don't know,
lambs, lambs, stew, lambs, ground, lam ground lamb those things all help. I all help
Have your father stick his thumb up your butt that could be psychological debris which I suffered from in my first season
They're like well well, honestly we were terrified to tell you because we know how crazy you get
Me crazy. Well, let me let me tell you something if you if even have a cold, you tell me so I have a choice to say,
well, I mean, ha ha ha, am I crazy?
Am I suddenly I'm crazy?
How many times can I fill out my hands in front of me
to show you how sane I am?
I'm very sane.
Now, excuse me, I am going to put myself
into a glass chamber and have John blow oxygen on me.
So they finally hang up.
And John's like, well, I need to blow my nose.
And she's like, here, here, to blow my nose and she's like,
here, here, here's this.
He goes, God, the amount of tissue you use is unprecedented.
And she's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Give me each other's issues. Yeah, basically, this is what I learned. Shannon Bedouard is hoarding all of the COVID tests,
which is why nobody could get one,
and all of the toilet paper, which is why nobody could get it.
Okay, it's all at Shannon's house, everybody.
Go get her!
So now Gina and Bronwyn are talking,
and she's like, you know what?
I think that you should reset.
Maybe you should see a bedroom, okay?
And then maybe stay in there for like 24 hours
or something like that.
What do you think?
And Bronwyn's like, well, I'm like building everything now because I don't have anything
to numb it out.
I was like, well, let's go to your bedroom.
Oh, yeah, I'm not staying here.
I'm going to stay through a sort.
Okay.
I got a bed at 10.
You guys part.
Yeah.
So, yeah, Brahmin starts telling us like about how like the party and goes up, up, up, up,
up, up, up, up, up, up, up, and then it gets to like mushy and then it gets to cry and she wants to leave at the peak
And so Gina's like well, how's your marriage since you're so bad
God damn Gina. It's like you're trying to calm her down then you're like let's talk about your marriage
Yeah, so shows she's like so problem's like well Shawn. I haven't had sex in a very long time
I mean we're basically passive aggressive roommates. I mean we have an ad sex in like
Three weeks. I mean, it's crazy. I may have to leave them
You know, then we see a clip of them at home and Shawn just trying to be like nice and laid back and it's making brawd when fucking crazy
Yeah, you know
So she's like well
We both thought that we were maybe going to get a divorce, but
we had a talk and we decided that we're going to put the work in and we're going to do
all that we can. And Gina tells us, I'm not surprised. I mean, I kept thinking of that
Valorant duel, how sterile it felt. And we see the Valorant duel where the drag queens
like, Hey, let's do your own vows. Bronwyn, why don't you start? And she's like, hey, let's do your own fast. Bronwyn, why don't you start?
And she's like, it's been a really long 20 years.
Yeah.
And then Gina's like, well, you know what,
even though he enabled you in his eyes, that's love.
You know?
And Bronwyn said, yeah, well, I asked Sean
why he never took the kids away and left.
And he said that he was worried that she would die.
And, um, and then she's like mad at him about that.
I guess, I guess that maybe she, she feels like he hurt the kids,
but like, I don't know, I don't seem like a nice.
Yeah, this is, I was like, I seem like that was a nice thing for him to make sure you didn't die.
Yeah, it gets really complex with her because I'm not really ever sure what she's saying.
I'm sure it's just because she's changing her mind so much because she's going through
it all at one time.
But yeah, one minute, it's like he's the bad guy for enabling her and then the next minute,
it's, I don't know, it's just all over the place.
So then Emily is, we go to Emily and Shane and Shane's in bed and he's really,
really sick. And she's like, so Shane, and she's filming him on the phone, of course.
Look Shane, how do you feel? And he's like, sad. Yeah. And she's like, well, I'm just doing
my midday lunch time check in. He's like, well, where's my lunch? Huh? Kng up.
No, I mean, I do it like during my lunch.
So, hi, I'm checking in, just had a tune of soundwitch.
And she's like, well, I mean, I could text your mom
and bring you ice cream, but that would make you a mama's boy.
And his face is like, wait, are you going on me?
Well, I'm sick with COVID.
Yeah, and she tells us, I have to give him credit
because he really does keep
his sense of humor no matter what. And then it's like clips of Shane being hilarious.
And he burps at one point and he goes, is that a symptom?
King of...
COVID guys! Oh, yeah, it's stressful.
We're like, but it is funny that they put together a little funny Shane.
Yeah, I actually felt really bad for Emily because she was saying how she basically has
to take care of the household, but she has COVID too.
And she's like exhausted. I don't know. I'd actually made
me feel bad for really everyone out there who is like trying to maintain their family
and just like take care of their family while they themselves have COVID. So 12 of you
guys out there with that. Like, sorry, sorry, you have to go through that.
Yeah, and okay, then. So then the girls back at the lake
are going down the long stairs to go to the lake
and they're gonna go swimming
and Gina's really afraid of the water, right?
I'd rather camp with the beer.
Oh my God, there's a dirty bandaid over there.
So.
That's so lickier ahead.
What's the artist?
The artist, what they do is they cut themselves. Artists bleed bleed. Alright, artists bleed. Wait, did someone leave a dirty band
in here? Unbelievable. Hypocratical, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t.
So she says something like, wow, look at that, it's a treat. And Kelly's like, God, I love
it when people laugh at their own jokes. And she's like, I hate that. It's a treat. And Kelly's like, God, I love it when people laugh at their own jokes.
And she's like, I hate that.
And then we see clips of Elizabeth just laughing at everything she says.
Everything. I didn't even realize one.
Now I'm always going to notice it.
I know that I can't.
I'm really not one to throw stones. Okay.
I live in the laughing at yourself house.
So why you don't want to throw stones?
So Gina is like, yeah, Prawn went death that too.
And Prawn goes, I do.
She was one not lately.
I mean, you're not telling me any jokes lately.
Okay, you didn't take that well.
So let me rephrase it.
What I meant was you're way funnier when you're sober.
I think Kelly goes, I liked her better when she was hammered.
And Prawn goes, well, I like me better like this.
Yeah.
And she tells us to say that to someone in sobriety is messed up.
Kelly is a fucking asshole.
What else does new?
So then Bronwyn is now Bronwyn's paddle boarding.
So Kelly obviously is like pissed at Bronwyn.
And so she's being really passive aggressive.
So Bronwyn's paddle boarding.
And she's just standing on that board moving along and Kelly's like oh wow cuz they're like oh wow
Look at her. She's so good at it. She's like well. I'm gonna do she sucks. Look how slowly she's going
She sucks. Watch me do it. I can do it. Ah, and then she just falls in the water
Lizzie that says calm is only a bitch when you are, Kelly. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh I'm the pedal motor narrow head. They tell you once in time you better battle oil run out of time
Carmas only a bitch if you all care lay unbelievable
Okay
So Kelly calls Shannon okay and Bronwyn's getting out of the water and kind of walking around where Kelly is
Not knowing what to do and Kelly is just fully yelling into her phone
She's like I wish you were here because it's been a shit show. I mean Bronwyn comes on all frasals and upset
You know like she's not drinking and the week on it. Do it. It's like she does things for herself serving issues and a guest to me
like she does things for herself serving issues and a guess to me.
And then Bronwyn. She's standing there.
Bronwyn's like standing there just listening to her.
And she and it goes, Oh, and you don't think she has good intentions.
She goes, No, I mean, I don't think it's ill will.
Oh, she just walked away.
She just walked away.
How can you do that?
Yeah.
And she doesn't hang up when she sees Bronwyn standing there.
Because she doesn't want to hear her to feel bad.
She stops talking when Bronwyn walks away
so she won't hear.
Yeah, exactly.
And then we get some more fun and games
with Elizabeth trying to teach Gina how to paddle board.
And they fall in the water and she's like,
I always think the crack is coming for me.
I'm like, listen, Gina, Vicki is not coming back
to this show.
You'd have nothing to worry about.
So then no music, word emilys,
and then things get really dark.
And she's sobbing because Shane isn't getting better
and he can't breathe and now she's really scared.
And so she's trying to go to the hospital,
take him to the hospital, but she's got the kids,
and it's really, really sad.
I watched the scene with like a whole socks
on what are on all 10 of my fingers.
I was like, I was like, oh no, oh no.
My hyper-conjure, really flared.
So then, it's really serious, and that's very scary.
And I actually think it was, I actually think there was,
it was good that we saw that.
So people really see how dangerous this is.
So then Kelly, then we go back to Arrowhead
where there's no danger happening whatsoever
except in the kitchen where Kelly's like,
are you guys okay with salmon?
Cause they're gonna cook salmon
cause they can't order in food, et cetera.
COVID, COVID, COVID.
So they have to put on these,
they have to put on the check cashier place visors
to cook their food.
And they're like, oh my god, I can't see.
Oh my god, I can't see through this.
And oh my god, it's like it's impossible to see.
And they realize that they've left the film.
Yeah.
Well, they take the film off.
And Gina's like, oh, that's bad.
I thought it was like frosted.
So they're all cooking and like, it's just funny because Elizabeth Bronwyn
and Gina have no idea what they're doing in the kitchen
and Kelly's like, how does three women go through life
and not learn how to cook?
I love that Kelly was like the one who knew how to cook
of the group.
Yeah, and then we cut to Elizabeth flatmink dough
with a wine box.
Yeah, and just like dropping shit everywhere
and like a whisk goes flying.
She's like,
God, I need a drink after this.
I'm gonna go close and drink hot Nile.
And Brahma was like,
well, 40 days, 45 days in quarantine,
I was keeping wine at the house.
And then I,
why not I found myself,
it's like 11 at night.
And I found myself staring there,
standing there in the garage,
just staring at the wine. And then we see a, standing there in the garage, just staring at the wine.
And then we see a clip of her in the garage
taking out the wine out of the fridge.
And throwing it out.
And then we go back to the kitchen of an arrowhead
and Kelly is doing the dishes.
She's like, why am I the one doing the dishes?
So, so, Roman calls Sean and he like doesn't is Sean and, uh, and he like doesn't answer.
So then she has to call one of her kids.
She's like, hey, honey, um, hey, can you put that on?
Okay.
Hey, honey, what was the one thing I asked you to do?
I asked him to have your phone on.
So if, if so, if I call, I shouldn't have to track you down.
Okay.
And he's like, uh, you know, I'm putting the kids down to bed, right?
Yeah.
What's the one thing I ask you to do besides take care
of our seven children and feed the seven children
and be on call for me every five minutes.
And so he's like, well, I'm here.
He's like, no, you're not, I had to track you down.
So then she tells us, I mean, there's just so much toxicity.
I mean, you don't think like how drinking
is a connector with people, but it is. I mean, I can't think like how drinking is a connector with people,
but it is. I mean, I can't with these people. I'm in a different place and I didn't have a meeting
today and I'm really feeling it and I thought I would be okay and I'm not okay. Which, you know,
thank God she has somebody to talk to, you know. Yeah, I mean, I imagine what she's going through
is just so difficult. Because that's a lot to go through. Yeah. I think it's really, really difficult.
And, you know, she's like, I feel like I'm the buscule of the group.
And it's kind of like, no one wants to feel that way
in a group, right?
But she's also the one who's going through so much shit.
And so they are kind of tiptoeing around her.
So she kind of is.
And then it's like, but then it's for good reason.
And then it's just like, I just, I feel bad.
I feel bad.
I think it's probably a very, very difficult thing
to go through.
Yeah.
And then speaking of, we go back to Emily, who's now sobbing
because Shane is in the hospital.
But she can't go in there because family members aren't
allowed in hospitals right now.
And so she's not only afraid that he's going to die,
but that he's going to have to die alone. Yeah, which is a really, really scary. It's a really scary. he's gonna die, but that he's gonna have to die alone.
Yeah, which is, this episode really scary.
This episode is a lot.
So then we go to Shannon,
and this episode is a lot for me to go through.
Yeah, guys.
That's not what the real victim's here.
Us.
So now Shannon's talking to Emily,
and apparently Shane was throwing a blood,
and he was having gall bladder issues and Shannon
Shannon's like I should be Shane. I mean, he's a healthy guy. He doesn't have lung issues in both lungs
He has access to Wednesday lamb, you know, but you know what? I do have those issues and so this scares me
Yeah, and Emily says Shannon's been a really good friend to her and there are two women and two mothers comforting each other and so they're actually bonding over this.
And Shannon says really nice stuff to her and just basically supports her, right?
So then we go over to the house and Elizabeth is like, well, obviously it would be not to poop her all here together.
She was like, yeah, it's really not the same.
Yeah.
Oh, works a wait, 10 minutes.
First coming on TV in 10 minutes.
They're all going to have to watch Rick on TV.
So she was like, well, it must be fun for Rick
to be moving to a new place.
Like he's got a change of pace.
Frank.
And Kelly's like, well, I mean, he's 60.
Yeah.
And then they start talking about how's like, well, I mean, he's 60. Yeah. And then they start talking about how like,
I guess they ask, is he conservative or whatever?
And Kelly says, oh, no, she says that he has kids.
Like, Gina says he doesn't have kids, right?
And she says, yeah, he has two kids.
But one of them is always calling him conservative
and he's not conservative at all.
So it's really annoying because it's like being labeled that
and he's not conservative. Yeah. And she tells annoying because it's like being labeled that and he's not conservative
Yeah, and she tells us yeah, he just wants to get the facts like he doesn't get political and he's not conservative in the bedroom
I can tell you that
And she's like yeah, but he's a poor on Fox news and she's like well
I mean he doesn't believe that you should rewrite history. I mean like tearing down Grisfer Columbus
I'm like so he is political.
So, yeah.
Which is fine, because everyone's political.
Everyone has beliefs, you know?
And Brahmins like, well, you know, that's...
By the way, and who would have thought in the span of a week
that we'd have two separate take statue down storylines happening?
So...
Yeah.
So Brahmins like, well, you know, it's offensive to people.
Well, you can't rewrite history! It's like, are you gonna tear it up? I can tear it up. Room. I can tear it up.
The Colosseum. Like, who else is who else watching this was just like, what am I doing with my life
right now? I was definitely. What are you gonna tear down the statues of seal ball? What the hell?
Oh, you can take down the life of the lower. I don mean, what the hell? Oh, you take down the life of Tyra Hoer.
I'm from it's like, I don't think it's rewriting history,
Kelly.
Turn around, Roman.
Turn on the calls.
Just turn on movie theaters.
Oh, you take down the green,
giant, oh, you do that way to go.
It's like, as she goes, you have to learn from history.
So it's also Kelly is just splirting off
Every line that you hear on the news, you know, she's like you have to learn from history So it doesn't repeat itself
And brawman's like yeah, if they're marginalized people in this country that feel offended then tear it down
Okay, it's not about me. It's not about white people. You don't destroy history statues aren't history
You know statues are things that sit there get shit on by bird
So then Kelly changes it to like well you can't go and destroy it
Loot things which is really not what they were talking about originally
But it's like now she's taking it to that to that place
And Lisbon is like well here's what you should really be doing you should just put it in a museum
Put in a museum. I not say if you don't take put it into a museum
You know what I would say I would say unbelievable hypocritical You should just put it in a museum put a museum on a shame if you don't take put it to a museum
You know what I would say I would say unbelievable hypocritical
I put this
Myr statues belong in many places, but they don't belong on petitions in the Central Park
And Kelly's like you want the government to tell you how to live
That's a problem people don't know what it's like to live in a communist country.
Her arguments are so going like left and right,
and make no sense.
Yeah, she's just spouting whatever she hears
on fucking Fox News.
It's like listening to Sean Hannity and a housewife.
It's ridiculous.
So, Bromwood's like, well,
I don't think anyone wants to live in a communist country
because they take a statue down. She goes, you don't even anyone wants to live in a communist country because they take a statue down
She goes telly you don't let me speak you never asking me a question Cali She's like listen, I
Bromell goes I've never lived in a communist country
But that doesn't mean I haven't traveled and I don't have opinions and they may not be the same as yours
But that doesn't mean you get to belittle me and put me down
So then Kelly's like,
well, Broadway is not college educated. She's never had a job. She doesn't know how to
pay a bill. She probably doesn't even know how to have you. She probably hasn't even traveled
out the United States to someplace like Rome, which you apparently wants to tear down.
Yeah, the only time she's traveled outside the United States of America is probably the
Hawaii. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Then, oh, what have they done?
So then it cuts to Bronwyn's testimony,
and she's like, um, I've never seen anyone go to Arizona State
that thinks they're a men's and a member except for Kelly Don.
Because I'm in order, I'm in Mexican.
So, Bronwyn's like, yes, but when you go to a grocery store in a hoodie,
you're not worried about being shot.
You know, black people are being killed
disproportionately by the cops.
And so Kelly goes, well, they're bad cops.
I mean, I know.
They're bad cops.
So that's what we're trying to fix, Kelly.
And she goes, well, you're not gonna do it
by destroying things.
Call us CM Hayter.
And she was like, I can speak to this
because I got arrested last year.
I was pulled over and I have to say I was never scared about the police officers
That were arresting me and that's called privilege right there, which thank you. Yeah, thank you
It's not me nuts when someone says about police officer. Oh, there's bad apples
It's like well, why can't you also accept that there's bad apples with
protesters too like no one condones looting or destruction of things
So it's like I that draws me nuts at like that,
how that logic does not get extended in both directions.
You know, I'm like, oh my god, Kelly.
Well, and also if there's a bad apple,
you take it out of punch,
or it spoils the rest of the apple.
Yeah, and that's what everyone's fighting for.
That's what everyone's fighting for.
Take the apples out.
Take the apples out because doesn't everyone remember what Mary Cosby said last week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake
City? If you have a bad apple, it spreads the rest of the apples on the tree. Yes, it's a
bad tree. Now it's a bad tree. Take the bad apples out. That's what people are saying. So
Gina's like, you know, like, I realized that the system worked for me, but like it may have not gone that way for me
If I was a black or a black guy and I'm thinking that
That's even that there's even a maybe there. That's too much like it and thank you
I was not necessarily expecting that from
I was thinking about things and so Elizabeth goes I didn't even know what what privilege was until this year
I wish I don't have privilege, I grew up poor.
I mean, what's why privilege is I drive around my Ferrari?
I mean, I donated my Ferrari to charity.
I mean, that's not what privilege,
that's what charity right there.
No, no, I'm saying.
You gotta love that Elizabeth can fit a humble brag
into her, like, her one second of wokenness.
Just like, I don't get all of it. I don't get all of it, but I'm getting there.
Like that means the movement's working. They even got through to
someone like me. Yeah. And so then the time for dinner goes
off. And Brahmins like, well, you know, it does seem to be
working because a lot of big police forces are now
refitting funds. And this is an uncomfortable conversation,
but it's a conversation that we have to have.
And then they eat, and it's silent
because it's so awkward in there.
And Kelly's just like, it's good, right?
That's salmon.
By the way, I was fascinated by that salmon.
I actually thought it did look up,
but it was like huge portions of salmon.
And were they covered in cheese or something?
No, they were covered in that dough.
She made them like a...
Oh, yeah, because I was wondering.
Wellington, like a salmon-well-in-ass.
Okay, because I was wondering that too.
I was like, did they,
because that's right, we did see them rolling out dough.
That's kind of like a little bit more high level
than I was expecting for this dinner.
But normally when the housewives get together
to make dinner, it's usually like a chicken breast
and like steamed asparagus.
So the fact that there was like actually salmon baked in a dough
was kind of impressive.
Yeah.
So then we Elizabeth is like, well tomorrow we could do our
tree and go on cards when you move with your feet.
And so they're all trying to have fun again
because it's been really awkward.
And Bronwyn's like, okay, do you need me? I'm gonna go. Okay, I'm leaving. And so they're all trying to have fun again because it's been really awkward and bruh
I was like, okay, do you need me? I'm gonna go. Okay. I'm leaving. So she walks off and Elizabeth has to move her car for her
So it's just Kelly in there with oh
She's still in there. Yeah Kelly's yeah, I'm sorry Kelly's pouring a drink and Kelly's like do you know much alcohol is in this?
40% that's 40% more of something that you can't drink,
Bruinwood, and it tastes like candy too.
Whoa.
And Gina's like, I'm confused.
Are we gonna talk right now and not?
And Kelly's like, oh yeah, shoot.
Oh, this mismatch that you were digging about her
because Emily told her, she told on you.
So, yeah, well, Brawman's like,
well, because she lied to me, she lied to me.
So, Gina's like, I think Brawman has trouble idling.
She's like, she can't just be in that house.
She gets up to no good, you know?
So, Brawman leaves.
Yeah, she'll destroy people.
She needs to get a hobby that's not destroying people.
Yeah, so Brawman leaves, and of course,
she says, make bad choices for me,
just like what I painted on my wall
and my nightclub in my house. Yeah, I'd call back to the nightclub in my house.
Analyst goes Tom DeParty, juice kid. She's like, well, I didn't want to confront her
because we're having noshnots. I'm just going to do it tomorrow doing whatever that crazy
activity is that we're gonna be doing
So then Kelly says and Kelly goes see has two sides to her There's like the sweet good side, but then she has this calculating side to further her agenda
Yeah, and then what's going on with her agenda is I really don't
Call me new home. Yeah, we're done home. Hey
I'd like to speak with you, Ambassador of Italy.
You have a real trial problem here.
And your name is Ron Hindenburg.
So then, Ron went call Sahn, and he's in bed with Koeh.
And she's like, oh my god, finally I can breathe.
You know, I mean, it turned out I could still enjoy myself, but really wanted to be on by 10.
So then we go back to the lake and Gina is screaming because there's bugs open.
Oh, bug in the station.
And so they go and there's like a bunch of bugs.
Oh, there's a spider in there too.
It's like, oh, yeah, now they give me the master suite, this hellhole.
Next time we're going to be at the Ritz Carlton I'm gonna have to take one of the smallest realm. Yeah, and then we go back over to Emily for one last update and
Shane is asleep now. That's all at the
Hospitals allowed to tell her because of you know, HIPAA rules or whatever and
and so she's exhausted and she
Toi minutes later, she gets a text from him
where he says,
this is worse than prison and every hour
is like a fight to live.
I was like, oh my God.
Jeez.
She's like, don't say that baby, I love you.
It's so scary.
And to anyone who is going through that
or has loved ones that are going through that,
like truly, my heart is going out to you,
is super, super, it's a super scary thing.
And it is sort of like Russian roulette.
When they hit us crazy, it is crazy seeing,
seeing that playing out on these shows.
It really is. It is crazy.
It is, and it is, it is kind of crazy that Kelly has been sort of so outspoken
against, or have been outspoken against masks just because like,
seeing this happening with someone that she knows,
you would think that she might be like, shit. Like, we need to be doing whatever we can
just to help us, just to protect ourselves and our neighbors.
And so it is crazy to see it, but it's also just like,
it's a really good reminder.
Like I think that in some ways,
coronavirus has become an abstraction for many of us.
If you're like living at home,
if you're at home most of the time
and you're trying to quarantine or whatever,
it just is a thing on the news and that's something
you'd think about, actually seeing someone that
we don't know them personally,
but it's someone we know from TV going through it.
It's sort of like it's a really dark reminder
of how scary it really is.
And I just really hope everyone takes care of themselves
and is mindful and everyone just really, really, really
stay safe.
Because the numbers are up like crazy.
It's very scary right now.
So everyone, be careful.
Take care of yourselves.
Stay inside as much as you can
and we'll just be here to give you podcasts
to make the time go.
And don't destroy each other like Brahmin.
I mean I guess you could.
Now it's not the time to do research.
I mean maybe look up documents on your neighbors but don't share them with people.
Oh God.
Well everybody thanks so much for being here.
We sure love you guys and keep well and we will see you next time.
Bye.
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