Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Reactive Duty

Episode Date: December 5, 2018

The Real Housewives of Orange County reunion continues to motor on. For the second installment, Shannon and Emily wind up under the microscope, leading Shannon to insist that she's being LESS REACTIVE, OKAY???? You be the judge. Here's the recap! Listen here: Download here: See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What happens? What happens when there's so much that happens? What happens? What happens when there's so much that happens? It's a fun, fun, fun be found on the Rose Prick's Bachelors podcast which is coming back in January. Hey Ronnie, what's going on? Happy birthday my little bia. Thank you so much Ronnie. 40th birthday. So old. You're almost old enough to make out with Harry too, been in a bar. Whoa. Whoa. Scandal. Yeah, I guess that happened. That was like a really lovely 40th birthday gift

as to wake up to photos of Ramona sucking face with Harry Doobin. I know, it was quite a morning. I woke up to Brandy Glanville posting on Twitter that she said suicide shocker. And I was like, oh my god, this Pete Davidson kid. Please say no. Oh, and he didn't.

He was just like, everybody on Twitter, stop trying to make me kill myself. Like he made some Instagram post because people are bullying him after the area on a Friday thing, which by the way, I'm too old to even understand, okay? I don't even know what anybody's talking about. Yeah. And so that was like, please don't be dead. And then so I looked at it. And it was just like a clickbait title where he was threatening. And then I was like, oh my god, finally, I can

get out of bed and not cry. And then it's Ramona making out with Harry Dubin on TMZ. And I was like, you know what, world, like, do you want me to get out of bed? This is Ben's birthday. Can we stop torturing the world for one day? Yeah. Pete Davidson explicitly said he's going to commit suicide if he bully him any further. So why would Ramona go and suck face with Harry Dubin in that, like,

disgusting, like, my lips are over your lips way David's in this is not gonna help him Yeah, no, it's not helping it's not helping anything okay people in Paris were like hey Maybe we should stop riding today and then they saw that and they just over started overturning cars again Okay Ramona just stop. Yeah, they were like wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong cross on And then just like flipped over our car and then went on strike you know terrible news of the day I'm on it, just stop. Yeah, they wereign it. Cause to me it just sounds like this. You know, yeah, my friend Trisha says she sings like she's got an orange in her mouth. And I think that that's the best.

Yeah. That's the best way to put it. She's like, hang in there. Thank you. That's. I was like, are you singing under water? You know, like when you're trying to play games under water, like, can you understand what I'm saying? It's like, literally sounds like she's doing variations

on the word banana. Have a banana, banana, banana, banana, have a banana, banana, thank you banana. Like what? I mean, I know I'm not in her target demographic and everything being a 45-year-old queen. She lost me when she licked the cupcakes. And you're all people fat.

I was like, can I wet? You can go fuck yourself, okay? So you guys, now that I'm 40, I've decided to put on big boy headphones. I have always recorded this show using little Apple like your buds. And it has created a little echo on Ronnie's voice because his audio comes through

my earbuds and into microphones. So hopefully we'll no longer be hearing that but more importantly now that I have put on like proper headphones every time I do this I can now hear it and I will no longer be plaguing Ronnie and the audience with little thumping noises throughout the show so he guys I apologize for seven years of this noise and hopefully now that will be remedied. So that's my gift back to the part that I guess is.

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It's just gonna be great. And then obviously we have Dallas tickets that are going on sale on Thursday. You have to go. We added a second show because everyone was like, add a second show, add a second show. Well now there's a second show that's been added. The first show is sold out in like two days. So make sure you are ready. 10 a.m. Central Texas time for those. And the third thing this was just announced today we are going to be in just for laughs Northwest that's like the comedy festival it's in Vancouver. So guess what Vancouver peeps I'm looking at you Greenwood we are coming to your city in February, February 22nd, it's going to be amazing. If anyone

heard all the stories about what it was like when we went to just for laughs and Monterey all over the summer, then you should be highly motivated to come join because we had an exceptional time and we're ready to do it all over again in Vancouver. Oh my god, that is going to be just amazing. Canada is so sweet to us and you know they have fries with shit on top of them. So, Poutine. We're coming for you. I'm not sure that they have Poutine in Vancouver, our Vancouver friends. But it may be more of a French Canadian thing, not a British Canadian thing. Oh for Christ. Oh it's the Brits. Well maybe we can get some Yorkie puddings. You know I love love a popover, no matter what you call it.

Well, hopefully our Vancouver friends can educate us on what the local food is. But you guys, for real, it's gonna be at the Buildmore Cabaret and that's on February 22nd. And those tickets are on sale today. There's a pre-sale today. If you wanna get those tickets, the pre-sale password is Vancouver. And then they go on public sale on Friday. And you have to go to JFLNorthwest.com

for that. I'll add that to our website after this podcast, because I was a dumbass and then add it before. So just JFLNorthwest.com and the link will be on our site very shortly. Well, it's here. Name. So watch what crap crap. It's looking at it right now. Whoa. Well, it's gonna be performing. I want to see. Gabriel Eglessius, how are we, Mandel? Ozee Sanzari Whitney Cummings, Michelle Wolf, Ken Yolng, Gabriel Eglessius, I already said his name. There's a whole technical buyer, Fortune Fimster, Todd Glass.

These are like big names guys The names, okay. Yeah. Oh my god so many people we're gonna meet so many people I'm gonna get so many for friends are logo looks so cute here. I'm so excited It's like we're on me to this thing at this time. We're not in a hotel room. We're in a Actually, the cabaret theater the crap is built more. I'm calling it the crap and it's built more. The built more Cabaret Theatre. So that is going to be just nice. We're excited, especially because

since Vancouver is closer to a bunch of others, like Seattle, et cetera, we're hoping that we can get a whole bunch of crap and it's fans up there. Even though we were just in Seattle, like this will be super fun. And again, like, damn, we had so much fun at that at that Montreal. And you guys, there just be so many memories.

So many memories. So go ahead, Ben. Tell everybody else what else you got to tell them. Get it off your chest. What else is there anything? Is there something else going Can be on my chest. I don't remember. Yeah, you wanted oh, Vanderpump rules came back. Yeah, I mean, I'm so busy talking about promoting ourselves, but let's get back to Bravo, which is that last night was the season premiere of Vanderpump rules. We're going to recap it Thursday in Nashville, but we don't want to let people we don't want people to feel like You're just not gonna talk about Vanderpump rules So I just want to like talk about the general vibe Which is it was so nice to have it back on TV It was like like having Vanderpump rules back is like it's like a warm hug from Hades, you know?

A warm hug from Hell. Yeah, I did not watch this show because I'm waiting for it to be, it has to be fresh from my mind to do a live show, you know, if I take notes too far in advance, I forget what the hell I'm talking about. So I was gonna save it for the plane, well I did save it for the plane.

And then look who went and cheated and watched it on his own. Ben, I know. Well, I decided, well, as I was telling you right before the show began, I was like, should I take the notes now, but I'll forget. And then I was like, you know what? Fuck the notes, Ben, it's your birthday in full Stasi voice. Just watch the show and enjoy it the way, the way like the rest of the crap in this world Does the rest you know, that's just enjoy it. This is like one of your favorite shows You don't have to take just you'll watch it again later this week You'll take note so that's what I did and it was like a very liberating experience to say you know what

First and foremost I am a fan and I'm gonna watch this as a fan right now Not as a podcaster and it was so glorious to watch it again. Although I will say there was, this is gonna be an interesting season. There's like the vibe was like a little different on the show, and I wonder if other people felt the same way. Like there is that, there's like a little bit of a convivial vibe going on, and it was like all about Jack's getting ready to propose to Brittany,

and it's like new Jack's, and everyone's like, wow, Jack's is, he's really changed. And if he had proposed to Brittany a year ago, it would have been like, absolutely not. But now he's really changed. And I'm like, mm, I'm not sure. Jack's is not changed. Are we really, you know what, they better be just building that up to tear him down

because he's still terrible. And you know how I know because I have a good friend named Sussan Madhia, who tells me every day how terrible that motherfucker is. So whatever Vanderpump rules, you better just be building him up to rip his ass down. How do you do? Yeah, I am going to, I think we're gonna have two seasons of like,

rebuilding, like in sports they call that like when you have when you have like a really really good season and then you start having shitty seasons you they call them rebuilding seasons because you're gonna not gonna worry about getting those wins you're going to worry about cultivating new talent so this is the equivalent we're gonna have some jacks rebuilding seasons where he's gonna act really good. And then you have classic Jack season where you remember, oh no, he's shit. Cause if he's like, if he's an asshole every single season, it ruins some of the fun

of when he's like sweet Jack's fun Jack's and then he's an asshole and we all remember and get out our pitchforks, you know. Well, I mean, it's real. Seven, they haven't had a season where he hasn't been a prick yet. So no, but he was always, I don't know that he'll be able to do it. You know, but like season four and five, he was like, he's always like generally a prick,

but he has sort of like lovable oaf going on for him. And then like season six, it's like, oh, wait, no, no, why are we giving him lovable oaf? No, he's terrible. He's a terrible person. Yeah. Um, so, uh, yeah, this season seems like it's going to be a different vibe just from looking at Sashal because, you know, everyone's like in

love like Stasi's in love. She's found the level of her life, though. Yeah. And he seems legit. He seems totally cool. And then I haven't watched it yet, but on social, he seems cool. And then Kristen still with her, you know, guy, but Kristen social he seems cool. And then Kristen still with her guy. But Kristen, you remember at the beginning of the season, we thought that Kristen was gonna be a friend of, which she kind of has been anyway. So I think Kristen saw that and got worried. So hopefully she'll try to murder somebody

or something this year. Yeah. I think my main concern from the premiere was that there was a distinct lack of clicky biturry. You know, I mean, they've all decided to hate James now. James is on the outs, but they're all, like, it's almost like a unified front against James.

But like, I like seeing Lady Turf Wars on Vanderpump Rules, and I'm not getting a huge amount of that so far on the first episode, but the good news is it's still, it's still such a good show, it's so, I love it, you know. Well, I can't wait to watch it and talk about it. We will see you on Thursday, Nash, video. Yeah, I can't wait to dive into that. But for right now, we still have like some major stuff to tend to, AKA part two of the Orange County Premier,

I'm not premier, reunion. Yes, so here we are with reunion number two of real housewives of Hoons County. Yeah, it opens with sort of a, sort of a note that I would not have expected, which was basically Shannon playing with her boobs, like, huh, huh, look at it, David, they're so weird.

Look at these ones up, that one's down. Whoa, whoa, Look at it. David, they're so weird. Look at these ones up. That one's down. Whoa. Oh, wants some pointers because my boobs got a couple going into different. Oh, right. And I have these on my. No, no.

No. And he's like plenty of time to play with your boobs. OK. And he's just over it at this point. I don't know if they had Andy just doing every reunion from the past couple of months in the same day or the same couple of days, but Andy, I can smell the the food click on Andy from here, like just kind of that champagne rot and then you know medical marijuana smell. I don't know if that's old champagne, like when you leave a bottle open or you

spill some on your shirt and you smell at the next day Yeah, you know at the end of the Shaws reunion this season how he like sank in his chair. Did you see that when he did that? Yeah, I feel like he's just counting down the minutes before he can do that in his chair right now Like you cannot wait to slide his butt all the way to the edge and just be like, oh guys Yeah, poor guy, you know, the guy should get battle battle pay. Yeah, so Andy's like so holy took a break and I feel like there's more dissension with you and Vicki Kelly want to speak on that and then we see the clip of cocaine Okay on that and then we see the clip of cocaine. Okay.

Okay. Okay. You're going to work. So to cocaine. I do not do drugs. I'm a mother. Go for champagne. Yeah.

So Kelly is like, I called Michael. I called Michael. And he said he never said those things. He said those things. He said those things. He said those things. He said those things. He said those things.

He said those things. He said those things. He said those things. He said those things. He said those things. He said those things. never said those things Really you think Michael's gonna tell you the truth you really really really you You're a liar I'm not a liar. Hey you guys you lies you little bitch. I have a daughter you poor yeah, so then you know and then that no talk about the co-galagations and Vicki is like, I don't blame her for being hurt.

I mean, and for that, I'm sorry. You know, that was a rumor that came around and I should not have repeated the rumor. It's like, Vicki, how many times do you have to say that phrase every single year? Oh, and then, Tamer's like, haven't you learned anything bad, you know? Because Tamer, you know, the moral center of the show. And then, Tamer tries to jump in because done anything bad, you know, because Tamara, you know, the moral center

of the show. And then Shannon tries to jump in because for whatever reason, you know, you can, we can say whatever we want about these people, but Shannon does scream with people and she does act like a jackass, but then she sticks by them, you know, right. She really didn't dump Vicki until Vicki screamed and yelled at her about Brooks. That's true. That's true. And she's still sticking next to Vicki even after Vicki just did that.

So she kinda jumps in and she's like, oh well, but Kelly, last night forget that tweet that she's a pig on the shum. And dear, oh, whoa. And Kazik, she says mean things too. She does. Well, I mean what I'm saying is you both say very mean things to each other and Vicki's like I've never public I never got public in her I never got publicly hurt her I'm like do you remember like 10 minutes ago on this reunion when you said she did go

Remember that yeah, that's probably you did that in public She's like that was Rua so it's not me it was it was her if I started the room okay Yeah, and then Andy's like um, okay, but didn't you say that didn't you come on my show and say that Kelly's just gold digging and Vicki's like, no, I said that she was looking for a billionaire and Kelly's like, yeah, you said I was pitching a million there for a billionaire. Which I mean, I don't think that's as bad as cocaine and look that's just called ambition yeah it's america why is that bad thing why is that a bad thing okay so now we move on to a shenan segment you know we're gonna like like

whoa shenan you've gone on a journey this entire season you went from twenty thousand square feet to four thousand square feet and you didn't get any pieces of plastic in your ass during the process. He's like, you went from an extremely wealthy depressed person, always screaming at her husband, to a less wealthy person, screaming at everybody else. Congratulations. So we see a whole like clip package of that showing her journey. And he's like so

Is the divorce final no no The best part of watching her clip was first when he introduced the clip she got mad at his description of her Cliff was first when he introduced the clip, she got mad at his description of her. Channels not even able to hide how mad she is right now, Dad, which is hilarious. And he kind of deserves it. And he really deserves it later on at the clip, but she's hating him right now. And then he calls her Brett Michaels. She's trying to sell diet food. Don't bring up diabetes.

And now he's bringing up her divorce, you know, she's like, well, no, no, no, no, no, no. And Emily's like, hey, everyone is me, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Malice here guys. Yeah, so she's like well he didn't want to go to court and he didn't have an attorney so Okay, now we are sweeping up the master David has made and feels great Yeah, I mean, I mean are we really surprised that the man who buy two bottles of wine for entire dinner party Would not even hire a lawyer For his own divorce I'm not even a lawyer. I'm not even a lawyer. I'm not even a lawyer. I'm not even a lawyer.

I'm not even a lawyer. I'm not even a lawyer. I'm not even a lawyer. I'm not even a lawyer. I'm not even a lawyer. I'm not even a lawyer. I'm not even a lawyer. I'm not even a lawyer.

I'm not even a lawyer. I'm not even a lawyer. I'm not even a lawyer. I'm sure it made it take longer. And Andy's like, um, and let's talk about his new girlfriend. She's like, oh, yeah. And he's taking him two together. But I mean, I don't know. I don't see you on the streets. I don't know. I, I tend to have a blind spot for horrors. So I, I just haven't seen her around, I guess. I was teaching Sophie how to drive and she hit something but I don't know what it is or it's very visible to me at the so it's she dead I don't know. I could have sworn I kept on seeing her every few feet on the sidewalk and turns out it was just a garbage pale. It's different it's not. That trash is actually trash. It's not Davis new girl. Who can he's like food apparently

and ball That was the latest saying they're like oh my god. She's he's bowling with the kids David David I think it's time to go to commercial. Do you want to go to commercial David? David? David I wanna go to a commercial. David? David? David. David. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasive. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the hosts of Wonder E's new podcast, Disantel.

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quite a bit that T-boss has been pushing a David Bedora baby agenda. Baby baby baby I got so much love for you that's rude that's rude T-boss don't sing that song. Baby baby you put my heart in potion and then run over a hole in the street. Map what I saw but I did that Andy. I baby. You put my heart in motion and then run over a horn the street. I thought I saw what I did that. I don't I'll tell you what I put in motion. I put my legs in motion because I'm walking out to lose weight. Ha! I'm on the Amy Grant workout. So then she tells this kind of convoluted story that she's kind of upset because they live in a gated community and she just asked if they'd Lady Cooked and she said that theed story that she's kind of upset because they live in a gated community. And she just asked if they'd lady cooked,

and she said that the kids said that she did. And, but they said that Shannon's food was better just to make her feel better. And she's like, I wasn't asking for that. It wasn't about whose food is better. It's their cream cheese and her salmon, I asked. What a her gardener could make that. I'm glad to hear that.

And then it comes back to me that I'm asking about dinner. Well, I'm sorry, but I want to know what's going on with my kids. It's important to me to know exactly how much cream cheese is included in those tacos, okay? And to paraphrase, paraphrase, the great immigrant of the immigrant diet, I always tell my daughters every taco there's your name loud and clear that cases the same every time the quality is the same that's what I'm saying. I'll tell you this

depression isn't gonna stop me from following up my Amy Grant diet with my Huey Lewis and the Pooh's tea. Tea, poop at the cream cheese. And that's just how I'm going to live from now on, Andy. I am one and hear me roar. The heart of Shannon Bedore is going to beat you. Is that how that goes, David? I mean, Andy. Oh.

So, then she's like, uh, well, you know, I'm supposed to use my children my space and Tamer says don't push them. I make a feel push to the corner. And he's like, why would you give her that advice? And he's by the way, the worst person. Yeah. Where did that advice go from in Tamer's like, because when send a letter, I would call the so much and call and, and I'd call her,

and I'd put it in therapy, and it turns out kids want space. So maybe if she give a space, she won't get it raised. And that's when the bumper sticker ended. And I'm trying to follow that. I'm trying not to test it's hard. I have to give them space. And I'm just trying to stay in my in my little square here and according to the great Huey Lewis it's hip to be square so I'm okay with that. So she's like well you know I'm just I am trying to date handy yeah I just wasn't ready but if I meet the right person great right now it's fun to get excited about meeting people and to do different things and

look killing those I can go out and be like, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,, hey, hey, hey, but David sure didn't. Well, you were together. What a kind of dickish thing is that to say. Hasn't she cried enough? The woman is wearing ruffles on her sleeve. Not ruffles, but one of those dangly things. Yes. Five birds wear them. Tassels.

Tassels. Yes, she's just a tassel on her sleeves. Leave her alone. Yeah. That just showed that when you date you date me there are strings attached Literally I am Strings attached fringe. Okay. Yes, fringe

Tassels Definitely not a task. It's a curtain The curtains do match the carpet because I'm actually wearing curtains and a carpet. When it comes to David the door, I have one thing to say. Don't need money. Don't need fame. Don't need no credit card to write the Shannon train. Ah!

Ah! Have you got a Huey? It's hip-to square. Hey, hey, so are you saying about my hips? So Andy's like, so what about birth control? Your daughter, your daughter's all sleeping around now. She's like, oh no, Andy, can they just main that pill instead of calling it the having sex when you're a teenager pill? Can they please call it the I don't want my period all the time pill? Because that's the only reason she wanted it. Okay. It's as simple as that. I mean have it could they call it the

Mentional Cranp reliever pill the I am Hope I don't have a baby today pill because of what happened last. Oh, I don't take that back rolling back back. I'm going to back. So Shannon, uh, a party from Fescaloma was to know. Why are you always talking about your fat? Don't you worry that you're going to transfer your body issues over to your children? Think that's the issues you're worrying about her transferring government of the children. Okay? What are you going to just tell people with issues not to have children?

There won't be any children. Yeah. Exactly. So she's like, no, no. I talk with my daughters about it all the time. I say, I, I, I love the way I look, but I just want to be skinnier because I'll only find love if I'm skinnier! Ah! No, she is right!

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And she's like, well, if I can do something that'll make me feel better about myself, like working out, then I will have it was an eye opener to watch that complaining, which is why I word, Bert Feather, Fringe, Tassels, and pom-poms on my sleeves. I feel great. You know what you need, Shannon? To make yourself feel better about yourself, you need to go to Marshalls and say,

get a sign that just says, you're pretty, okay? That's all you need. And maybe one that says gather, too, just in case. But don't apply that to food, okay? She leaves a little cream cheese wherever she goes. Ha, ha, ha. So Andy's like, so Vicki called you fat in the Mexican t-shirt shop.

What do you think of that? She said she's a medium in urine Excel. And she's like, well, well well considering the other things that they said and He touched really low on the total bowl. You want to talk about it for another half an hour? Because I will! I mean, I'm very easy going. I'm being less reactive and it didn't bother me at all that Vicki made a totally tasteless joke About my tummy requiring an Excel shirt It was a joke. It was a joke, yeah, Excel shirt. It was a joke. It was a joke.

It was a joke. I just wanted a sleeping shirt that would not get away those out. Okay, but I could wear a suit. I wanted her to get a sleeping shirt and then she could wear the sleeping shirt. It's huge because she's huge. And then I could wear a sleeping shirt this meeting. That's hilarious. I'm not at all sad.

This is a hilarious joke. I'm going to get on a plane and go to just for last Northwest To see more jokes about my tummy for that reason. It's so funny Well Congrats, he does that scrunch, where he's looking at it. Like, she's just going on the bottom of the shoe. He's like, wow, congrats. What a journey. When you joined the show to now,

I mean, see the first season, they were trying to get you thrown in a mental hospital. And this season, they were trying to get you in a mental hospital. So, wow, wow, good for you. Well, I'm excited for the future and Cream cheese and salmon. Can I take a break? I'm just gonna get just gonna double check about those breath control pills that they they really are just for mental cramps

I'll be right back I'm gonna go smart a steady bill. I'm just going to I'm just gonna make sure I have the full to steady-pill. I'm just going to, uh, I'm just going to make sure I have the full, uh, Hughie Luzin News greatest hits album, uh, on my, on my iPad, uh, for, uh, for coming presences later. Thank you. Oh, well, these ladies are always wanting to kill the shot away from things going sideways. Uh, so then we see them just getting drunk at parties and going golfing and Vicki almost losing her finger Which is so my favorite moment. I feel like that's like a really under appreciated moment Like watching it again. I was like that was so brilliant

I can't hear the heart of rock and roll in my life. I'm an Andy when they saw that clip. He's like, Vicki, what's there a moment on the ropes? Course you thought you'd lose your finger because it was wildly entertaining to watch. She's like, yeah, I lost it. That's why I looked. I had to look to make sure it's there.

I'm still not even sure. Is that a finger? I don't know? And then they talk about Mexico and what was the most embarrassing moments in Mexico and Sharon is like Well, the producers had that the taco stand was fun and I Did not remember a taco stand so thanks for showing you guys. I thought it's a wobble with So thanks for showing you guys. I thought it show wobble was hard to I Thought the guy working the tacos was David and I said talk, oh man We should maybe get back together. Do you want to know? No, okay, that's fine. That's fine

David Is like so what's the rule that we can only show stuff you don't we can only show stuff that you actually remember So what is David but do we think that trip? Where you're drunk. What did David Bedore think? Well, he was curled on the couch with his new soon-to-be wife who's possibly pregnant with a new little baby shaman who's never gonna know your name. How's that news? Well, he was thinking, David was thinking, well, watch this as he was fucking a new girl. David was thinking, well, he watched this as he was fucking a new girl. So did David smile because I've seen Instagram and it's the first time he's ever smiled on camera as far as I know.

Anybody? Anybody? He's like, he's coming for Shannon in this. He really is. Well, he didn't particularly enjoy it. And it's hard when you are going through a custody battle and you're trying to use it and was like, yeah, once we're here, so anyway, I can't be admissible. Yeah, Tamra says that.

She's like, then they're done that. That's not admissible. I'm like, your kids don't talk to you. Like how about you don't give advice right now? Yeah. Okay, let's not try to do things the way that Tamra did them. Yeah, Tamra's advice is not admissible. Yeah.

I think your advice is not admissible on this reunion, ma'am. She's like the opposite of the Miranda rights. Like, everything you say and do will really not be used against you because no one is like, no one's taking it seriously. I said over a rule, you have the right to remain talkative Yeah, you have the right to never remain silent. Yeah, so Emily's like, well, her behavior on a girls trip isn't about how she is with her children Some people go have a great time with their girlfriends has nothing to do With being in their home and keeping their husband awake and

Trying to ruin his life and asleep but she still needs an apology for but whatever we'll get to that we'll get to that as the great Hughie Lewis sings I need a new drug sadly they get me hi I don't know drugs what you saying that shenan hey you in Lewis you're a door you're a door to you in Lewis! You're a door! You're a door to you, Lewis! Uh, so Andy is like, well, guess what? Guess what?

Sometimes hearsay can become her say, telephone anyone, let's say good Emily and Shane. And so we get the Emily and Shane abuse montage and then like that whole thing where it went from like Shannon saying or reminded what Emily was doing reminded her of her and David and then it became

like oh he's beating Shane's beating Emily so we see that whole montage and we come back and then I got the Bravo glitch you know that happens every episode so I lost them in it of my life my Bravo life and and so you'll have to fill me in on what happened oh no this is a really good part because they edited together the game of telephone that they all played. Right. I got to see the game of telephone. I just they started talking about it afterwards.

And then like I missed what I basically where I came back in was Gina saying, well, she shouldn't have been talking about a marriage and making core relation. Yeah. So basically, just so you guys know, if you didn't watch, Tamara is started it, which of course we said in the beginning, because we, you know, it's Tamara. So Tamara starts it by being like, Oh, that reminds me of my,

something my husband would do, which she's always talking about how abusive that relationship was, right? Right. Then they showed Shannon saying, Well, I have reminds me of having to be home and tell my husband's efforts that reminds me of things in my marriage and then Gina goes until or yeah Gina goes until Emily and then Emily's like so they said that he's like basically abusive which nobody ever said that word so well I have to say so you were the one who said that word basically although actually when they showed that video clip Gina said this is what Shannon said and then it was Kelly was at Emily's office and Kelly was the one Where Gina where Emily said so they basically think it's abusive and Kelly's like yeah, so it was actually with Kelly

Yeah, but Gina's the one you kept saying the word and then Kelly because Gina said it with Emily said it with Gina first and then she talked to Kelly about it. Kelly's like, yeah, because that is what it sounds like they're saying. They're both saying their husbands were abusive pricks, so I don't really get how it was in, but they never use that word and then so it all comes back. Oh my God. So I took so many notes on this.

So where did you come back in? What was she saying? When I came back in, it was Gina saying, like, well, she shouldn't have been talking about her marriage and making a core relation. Yes. Okay. So then Shannon was like,

Well, it was a long conversation. And all I said was it triggered memories of the type of marriage I had. I was triggered. And that's it. That's it. And then Shannon, Shannon's like, the truth is it. That's it. And then Shannon, uh, Shannon's like, uh, the truth is I took it from you. And then we played golf and then

you attacked me. You said I needed boundaries. And then we said, oh, so that's attacking you. You said I attacked you and Kelly goes, you did a attacker. You said she needs boundaries. Timbergods, I think I'm an attack. Like, she shouldn't have been talking about marriage and making correlations between her shitty husband and everyone else's shitty husband. And she was like, what about Tamra? Okay, I could point. That would point. That would point that into the point. Yeah, well, Gina goes, you shouldn't be doing it either.

And then Chan and I was like, well, maybe we should all zip our mouths shut. And he was like, don't tell me to zip my mouth shut. Use it for your mouth shut. My mouth doesn't zip shut. I'm not like one of those fancy bags from Ziploc. I have a regular press and seal. I don't have the zipper attachment, OK?

And she's like, yeah, you're the one who makes comparisons to everyone's husbands and care like, what's wrong with comparisons? What's wrong with that? What are you gonna get mad at Heinz Katzschup for going up against regular Katzschup and the grocery store? Oh! How else are you gonna know how well your paper towel wipes up spills? I need to know that one is tough and the other one just turns to the shreds and falls apart I'm a genius like I don't know why you people don't just own it. She's like I'm I love it. I'm sorry Andy was like well actually last time we check you're actually only renting because your life is now falling into failure

but check, you're actually only renting because your life is now falling into failure. Ha ha ha ha. And then after Shannon's screams, I'm owning it, she goes, you know I've been working on being less reactive and because how's that working out for you? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And she just gives them another look like I will.

Fucking kill you, Andy Cohen. Yes, well, I also liked right before that, that Emily goes, if you feel like I attacked you I apologize But I didn't think it was an attack. I thought it was a conversation. No, I said I'm not done talking Okay, yes, ma'am Then that's when Kelly's like no what happened was she wasn't't attacking you. She's just schooling you. She's schooling you Then Shannon I like that Shannon stole she's so mad, but she can still bat herself on the back She's like well if I was being really reactive. I would have said what am I famous for what is that line?

I am one of the lines I'm famous for is I'm done. I'm done So if I was really really reactive, I would have said I'm done and they all at the same time go you did say that You ran into the bathroom No, I walked away. I walked away from the situation because I'm being less reactive and the only way you can be less reactive is to react by walking away. I'm saying, I'm done. I'm done. I'm gonna cry in the bathroom, cause I'm done. Yeah, and you also did it in Jamaica.

Like, you know what, Gina? Why don't you get out of my head and focus on your route? Check, well, you were dying. You were a liar. You're a lying pants liar face. Okay? Fired liar? Strong Jim Perry.

God, strike me down. Don't you dare tell me I'm not making improvement. I am improving. Look at me. Look at me, not reacting. I'm not being reactive right now. I was like, yell at you and invoke God. And then she like pinches Vicki and thickens the cat.

You mean, you're mean, you're being mean right now. You're a big beep, you're a big girl. Okay, you're a big girl. Yeah, Vicki definitely was like my laptop waking up after I pressed the key on it. I was like, that's yeah, you're on the alert from the last five minutes. I've got all the paperwork here for you. Be sure to ensure it's filed.

Okay, just be to you. You can pay. This is how it is. Five messages. Oh, wait, hold on. Hold on. Something's going off. There's no movement.

Don't have. So hold on. Uh, never mind. He just moved the camera. Okay,'s still life that click it. All right Get back to it. What were we talking about you're being yeah, she's basically like in Zelda There's like these big things called guardians and when you get close to them they come to life and it's music starts playing You're like hide behind something that shoots a laser beam at you that's basically what big is like I'm just a city I don't meant I'm just a city I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm like at you that space the what big is like I'm just gonna see it. Do I meant I'm just gonna be sitting here and I

Tell you really look I like I like I got my laser by later. I Do you know it's like I'm not mean it's just because it's just ridiculous to sit here and say you didn't storm off and Kelly Yeah, she said she did shaman storms Why don't you look at me in the eye instead of making eye rolls, okay? Honestly, it's hard to look at you in the eye right now. Okay, it's hard to look at you. It's hard to look at you at all right now. Okay. I'm sorry. I'm a spoke. I meant why are you not making cinnamon rolls instead of eye rolls because I'm quite hungry right now. Oh god, so Andy's like like, so does every so camera. Do you think that Shannon is still reactive?

And Timer's like, I guess not. So I'm just like, OK, she's not. And sounds like, well, thank you very much. That's very convincing. Timer. Well, well, like, like, well, because she goes, she's just like,

because cameras like, the conversation at the table was heated and she goes, I never yelled! I never said you're dead! And the camera's like, you're very reactive. That's your personality. And she goes, I have, I have a big, big personality. Okay, I've got a personally so big,

you could stuff some cream cheese in it, okay? There's room for everything. Denver's the guy the one who ripped off a micro cup in the times. Man, doing that, chasing you, not giving you a breath, doing the ass for a breath. That was so funny.

And I still have things to say. Forensic, forensic accounting. Okay, anybody still have things to say. Hmm. Forensic forensic accounting. Okay. Anybody anybody need advice? Yeah. I just want to I just want to like just wrap this up right here. Um, I think I was just like really upset with Tamara because she said she just wanted to go home. I mean, oh, I mean, I'm I was upset with Tamara because I said, you know, like, I just wanted to go home. I've been working all day. And like, is there something wrong about that? And they're like, no, no, no, you said you know like I just wanted to go home I've been working all day and like is there something wrong about that and they're like no no no you said that like Shane needed you to come home and they all just started coming down on her everything and then Tamra's like but she didn't go home did you you went! This is definitely a bass lake moment.

And Emily looked like, this is like, like she totally got caught. And she's like, you know, well actually, what I was going to do was I was supposed to go meet James Eggs to talk about the kids. So, but then I realized that I had the wrong night.

So, I just went straight home. Just, oh, you went straight home, did you have to? Yeah, I went straight home after that. It's like, uh-huh, and then she squint her eyes like, presses her lips. Don't smirk, don't smirk. I smirk it if you, I smirk it if I want to. Batch.

Yeah, I mean, I understand that. Like if Emily was supposed to like, she basically is saying, um, essentially I had to go talk about custody and I didn't wanna put that on TV. So I came up with some bullshit excuse and now you guys spun that excuse into such a crazy situation that now I'm forced out of it anyway.

Well, I think that she's just lying. I think she shamed it, wanted her to get home and she went home, but she took, or she was, I don't know. I think it seems fishy. She's like, I had to leave because I was texting about going to this thing to meet this person, but then I have the wrong night. So that's the way that's the part that's weird about it.

Yeah, I don't know. But it's not a tamarind's damn business anyway, you know, who cares where she went. Yeah. So, tamarind's like, well, here you are. Because Andy's like, well, you do seem to contradict yourself as far as your alpha on the shelf, Gus. And I must say, well, I mean, look, all he said that time, that night when he was supposedly like an abusive asshole was, you know, look, I wish he'd come down

and said, look, the kids are trying to sleep and been calmer. And tamer's like, ah, you had to make excuses for him. And he's like, why didn't he just apologize? Even I apologize to stupid head over there. Dork! Dork! He's a Dork! Can I apologize to that Dork?

The stupid band can't Dork! Yeah, he should have apologized to me, but who will now? I mean, he's just got walls. Yeah, he got walls up, that's a wall. And Tim was like, yeah, and everyone's like, walls,'s like, wall, it walls, I don't see any walls They're like, no, no, it's walls, it's like hard to get to know him because he puts up walls and she's like, what? It's hard to get in when he's putting everyone down. I'm like, shut up Tim, this is like your entire MO. Okay, like, please don't like play the victim to like his mockery.

Yes, check walls, that's fire, That's fire that's coming at you. Yeah So she's like, oh, she meets us for us letting people in yeah, and then Andy's like, can we just move on? I've lived it. Everything Andy brings up. He's like, can we please just move on? I know. I'm done with this you guys. It's like he's mad at his own question. I just want to say in conclusion, I did an attack shine and if she felt that way, I apologize. And she was like, she's an attacker. She didn't attack her. And then she was like, she didn't attack at all. She's squirreled her. She's squirreling. So cool. School. So next up, she's a lawyer by day in a party planner by night. She married her boss, who's a person, Mormon, uh, virgin without ever going on a date with him.

Okay, but I mean, she is the OC housewife with the longest running marriage. And it's just like a punch to the stomach of everybody that he there. Everyone just like, oh god. Sneering. So, so yeah, we see a whole segment about Emily, the life of Emily, et cetera.

And so we started off talking about her mom. And he does that like faux compassion where he tilts the insides of his eyebrows up. Like, ooh, and he goes, so how much did Carlin's visit mean to you? She's like, well, I haven't spoken to my mom for a year. Well, I was sad. I mean, like there was nothing funny about it. Her mom was depressed for a year.

And Emily hadn't spoken to her for, like, the woman would not return calls or whatever. And Emily was afraid that she was going to call that her mom was dead. So it meant a lot, etc. And then Andy was like, so Shane's parents are not Mormon, right? But he is. Can you explain that? She's like, oh yeah. Well, so the the neighbors that he grew up with were Mormon and he just like really connected with them So he became Mormon too like Are we just gonna like just move forward from that let some there's something there's a story there Yeah, it kind of makes me crazy with her because she's she brings in all this stuff

But then they move past all the good stuff. They don't really confront her on anything which is kind of odd And they I mean they say it's kind of weird which is kind of odd. And they, I mean, they say it's kind of weird. But basically, of course, guess what Erdy cares about. He's like, so he doesn't fuck. I mean, would any of you get married to a guy who doesn't fuck you first? And they're like, no!

What if he has a little tiny Vienna sausage? Oh, yeah. Yeah, don't you want to know if he has a PhD, which stands for Pretty hard dick? Huge dick huge and hard pretty huge dick So then they talk about the baby box, which is so sad Tina's like, yeah, it's nice to see Shane being compassionate like didn't he pat you on the shoulder in that scene? Wow, it's like the notebook Yeah, well, I mean, I don't I don Gina. I mean, she ain't just like sat there

staring at Emily like she was like a fern, you know. I also, I thought it was funny when Andy was like, so Shane proposed to you on G chat and he goes, what's G chat, what's that? Is that like God chat? I should be on that. I have V chat, the office. Basically, it goes, Ding, and then Linda says, you're stupid bitch at a Burgess hit your window. Get your son to go clean it up because he did do anything to her in this position. Then I just laugh and laugh at that Linda.

At least I know what I'm messages, which, as we all know, stands for Inference Messages, right? Inference Messages. So she's like, yeah, I mean, bring it up in therapy like I wish he was so Affection that would be good and then it's like it's actually Sad like he turns away from kisses. I was like almost as sad as your husband trying to pretend he fucks you 20 times a day Yeah, okay, I don't know if this is sadder or your bubble bath scene I'm not really sure but they're both. Am I could use less from the show?

Yeah, or like ongoing promises to fuck like bunny as while you're eating Greek salads. And then, yeah. And then Vicki, of course, jumps on Emily side because of Steve. She's like, uh, it's PDA. It's just PDA. Steve does like it either.

Yeah. I said, you want to touch me. He's like, God, no. This is PDA. It's just PDA. It's totally different, private, to touch me. He's like, God, no. Yeah, it's totally different. Private, totally, totally different. And I'm like, oh, yeah, in private, he's totally different. He grabs my butt. Um, he then takes that that is grabbed and moves me to the right so we can walk by me and get to wherever he's going. Totally, totally different.

One time he slapped me on the ass with a door. I mean it was the door as I was walking out of a room, but you know still. Yeah, he has all mating dance that he does. It's sort of like like he walks the left and I walk the left and he steps the right and then I step the right. We go back and forth like that and finally he's like I'm just trying to get by and I'm like oh okay and it's like really hot. Our song get our wedding was to the left so you left. So, you know, he loves me.

I mean, he played Beyonce, so. And then, and he's like speaking about your butt, you got body shamed a lot. What was that like to have lots of people tell you you're fat? Which then made me terrible because last week, I said that she looked like Mrs. Beekley from DuckTales because I wasn't really trying to body shame, I just sort of thought like she has like a like a duckie face which I guess is body shaming. So now I feel terrible. So I'm sorry Emily, because I actually think Emily is very beautiful.

Yeah I do too and I was surprised because I'm surprised. Surprise, I said that and I was surprised because I'm surprised surprise. I'm surprised. I called her Mississippi. No I'm surprised that she got so much hate on the internet. It's weird I mean we all watch these shows for women who weren't 20 years old and two tricks So I'm confused just why that would happen and she's like well I mean it was women they'd send me direct messages and call me a fat ass I'm discussing and that's even weirder that they'd go into your DMs, you know?

These are crazy. People have never had a problem being dicks on eyeless comment. I was, you know what I mean? I will say this though, our listeners are great. And I believe it was in our Facebook group, Watch Your Crappens Live and Loving It, but it may have been a different one

where during the Jamaica episodes when they went up the waterfall and Emily was in a one piece, someone posted, I remember this, like an image from that and said, can we do an Emily Appreciation post? She is gorgeous, she has amazing curves and she's rocking that bathing suit and then everyone chimed in and people were saying,

you know, she's like an underappreciated beauty in Bravo. So like, I have to say, like for as much body shaming that Emily received, I think it's pretty cool that our listeners actually were being very body positive towards her. Yeah, and she's really not like, I don't know, I don't get it. So anyway, Tamara, the next segment is Tamron Eddie are moving. And she's like, well, you know, we moved into this new house

and we finally got to miss spent because his father wouldn't sign off to film, but now it's old enough. And it turns out that Spencer has been full time with her for four years, which I didn't know. Yeah, I didn't realize that either. That was surprising. He's just been lingering in the background listening to Tamarine Eddie stand behind their bedroom door and make sex noises, but they're still like fully clothed and just like staring at each other while I do it. Yeah. She's like, you wouldn't know that he's there because he's always wearing noise canceling headphones.

You wouldn't know he's there because we're so busy having sex. It's like the world just falls apart and away from us. So Andy's like, so you know, that's good. Since you're at a point in no return with Sydney and all. It's not a point in no return, Andy. Okay. She's just a college with another state and another state. And I'll text her once a month and I say, hope I swell.

And he's like, and does she text you back? It's just like, nope, never. You know, as Sydney is there with her friend, she's like, wait, check this out. And then she'll like start texting something to Tamra, but never send it. So Tamra spends like an hour watching the little dots, being like, she's tapping, she's tapping, it's gonna happen this time. She's like, send my mom my location and put it put the location map just a little further than returned. The return point. Okay, great.

That's not that bad. So, I, you know, I just can't feel bad for Tamra. Sorry, there's not part of my heart that would warm to Tamra. Speaking of hearts. So Eddie, he went and saw one of the best cardiologists. Hello. And he was like, whoa, whoa, what? What? That hot. He must have had a heart condition. His whole life. It's like, yeah, you think that's what a heart condition is usually. It's like the worst condition that he's ever seen. And any patient has ever had a heart, Andy.

I've seen an ant-patient. I've had a heart, Andy. Yeah, they basically, apparently, they had to go into a part of the heart. They never would have even considered going into at Eddie's age. It's the part of the heart called the Tamer part. So they went in there and they're like, whoa, let's fix this. And so hopefully he's on the up and up. So she has moved out of her house because it's haunted or whatever. And so she has moved to of her house because it's haunted or whatever and so

She's moved to Vicki's neighborhood and he's like is that within casserole distance to Vicki's house She's like no, I'm gonna get spawn to get Does that mean you're like in a Are you like in a utility shed? I don't get that she's in the mail center Are you like in that like we're like the power transformer is Or they have to put in like separate gates. She's the pool house. Yeah Yeah, so she's in Cotto and it's like hey Shannon why don't you ever use Tamras cut fitness trainers? Why don't you do that? This is so shitty.

You know, Tamras such a fucking shitty friend, she really is. And Shannon's not perfect. You know, I'm not even gonna go there, but Tamra really is a shitty person. Shannon doesn't live anywhere near Tamras gym. Okay, she looks a far way away. She's not gonna go to her gym every day. Sorry, it's just not gonna happen.

And then why would you? Tamras not exactly supportive. What you're on even for us. And then you're on even for us. Quick app, bud, it's just not gonna happen. And then why would you? Timber's not exactly supportive. When you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors.

And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors.

And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you're on even floors. And you's like, well, if I had time to drive down to her gym, I would. And we've had that discussion. And I communicated that. And then you go on camera and say that I just don't trust you. Tamrak, your gym is too far. Yeah. And it's like into like an industrial park. Just nothing. Yeah. It's like, it's like, it's, Tamrak's just being a dick to be a dick to try

and have something to talk about because she has nothing. Yeah. So Andy's like, well, then Tamrak on social, uh, you told Sashal Medea that you celebrated your birthday without Shannon and Vicki. And Kelly said that Vicki didn't go because Kelly was there. Is that true? And she's like, well, I'm fine with that, and I told the Kelly was gonna be there.

And she said, okay, she'd just stay home. And Kelly's like, I wouldn't fight you on a birthday. Are you kidding? I would never do something like that. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never. Never Well, it was the right thing to do. I stayed home and then I asked if he wanted some old chicken cooked. And he said, no. And then I put my butt in his face and he refused to touch it. So that's what I did. Great night.

Great night. It was romance. And why wasn't Shannon there? And Tam was like, well, Shannon wasn't speaking to me as at the time. And she was like, huh? I wasn't invited. Common recurrence in my life between Tamron, David, I'm just like a piece of flux

in the ocean. Ah, I feel like a yes-then-as-flux. Negative person. So you hold crutches. You hold crutches, shabby. Oh, wow. You and your mother had just been on camera talking about my support payments and my water bill.

And I'm sorry but any apartment I've ever lived in I've never had to pay for water so stupid shenan hey so sue me if I would think that a natural resource like water which is commonly very hard to find in California you would actually have to pay for I never say anything bad about you on camera camera Tamara, but expect to come out then. I'm assuming that she saw that and did call you out on it. And that's why you didn't invite her to the birthdays. Isn't that what the segment is about?

Like make up your mind. Yeah, exactly. And then so basically Tamara has been icing out Shannon because Shannon was selfish in New York. And it's like, what happened in New York? And we go to commercial break. And there's a commercial for Top Chef. And I just started laughing because it's like, it's like,

oh, top chef, we're going in Kentucky. And you see chefs jumping over kitchen islands and cooking. And it's like, all this like, chop, chop, fast, fast, cooking, cooking, cooking. And then all of a sudden, you just see Padma go, I'm underwhelmed. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh wide and I was like well that explains why she always looks 30. Well she also posted like a photo of like it looked like like a like a toly like you know like a plate with like bears little Indian foods on it and there was like a baby under like a flap of like under like literally like a

piece of non and I was like what is this? Yeah it's a weird badmas going through a really odd I eat babies face. Well, somebody's got to do it. If Gale can't get around those babies aren't going to eat themselves. Are they Gale? Did you mean to give me a baby snack? Oh God. So then this makeup story. So they got a New York because Tamara and Shannon are going to do watch her happens live So Tamara brings her makeup person to do her makeup. Obviously, and she's like we made a plan for the makeup lady because

Mom has cancer so we said in this box that's a place because Shannon wanted to say there It's so expensive. It's so expensive, man. The plaza. I mean, the plaza. How about you say it to Lula by Broadway, okay? So then basically they got in a fight because Shannon, Tamara said that Shannon wanted to use her makeup person. Then she was taking forever and making everybody late.

And then this is starting to make Shannon look bad. So she goes, no, Tamara, this is where I don't want to go tip for tap with you. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. You can't say, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said, you said,

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Well, missing a accomplished camera. You're making me look like the worst person alive. That is why I can't say anything. You always say something to make it look bad. You literally are all the time. Yeah, well, I also like to, oh, when, because I can actually kind of see that Shannon, we'll be like, oh, I just need to, because you see my eyes real quickly, Melissa. I know you have to get ready. Just real quickly.

Oh, you know what? Actually, that's not quite exactly the way I like them. Do you mind just going over that again? And then, so when Tamra says that Shannon held up dinner because of her I make up whatever she's like I apologize right after I said Melissa, I'm so sorry I did not realize that you were actually coming to dinner with us. It's just surprising when one of the workers comes out with some of the stars Yeah, they don't call it behind the camera for nothing camera.

Okay. So this was a weird fight and I believe everything cameras has actually the Shannon Witts in New York was a total pain in the ass. It's just like, it's the way she tells it, you know, it's like you have to tell everybody about it. Then you have to add that this girl's mom has cancer like that has anything to do with the fucking story. Well, but it's like Shannon was beating this woman whose mother was suffering from. It's a come on.

There's, I mean, there's also, I feel like everything she says about Shannon is actually pretty true, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was like stuff that she admitted from her side of the story. Like she probably didn't tell Shannon that there was a reservation. She probably, you know, didn't say, you know, X say you know x, y and z like I'm sure that like she sat Shannon up for a trap. Yes, or offer your makeup person to Shannon and then complain the whole time they're getting their makeup done. Yeah, exactly. So Andy's like, so you guys haven't been good since the summer, right? This is really a

fun one. Have I said that to anybody? Yeah, it's just been fine. And Shannon's like, well, I thought we were good in Jamaica. But it's been growing and growing and growing and growing. And then Gina jumps in. She's like, well, if there's an expectation, and I think there's an expectation, she doesn't want you to share things off the show. But then you wanted to share her life.

And she's like, oh, yeah. Like you said, you went dating this whole time. That gets such a big victim. And David says that's a like you said you weren't dating this whole time, like it's such a big victim and Damien says they're dating, but you weren't dating someone the whole time. Like, oh my god. You're such a, yeah, rower underwear. And then Gina becomes the victim in all this because she's like, yeah, that really upset me because like, there was one night when like the matchmaker was there and like, I wanted

to be with my kids that night, but instead we were with the matchmaker and then we called up and we got like a date for you and then like we were I was like really genuinely excited for you because I was like whoa Shannon's going on a date but then you were dating and going the whole time and like everything we did for nothing and I could have been with my kids instead I'm like you know I just settle down please. Yeah you can be with your kids right now. Yeah like like we will we will go to Steinemar and find you a little sign that says kids okay just to keep you happy.

And no one thinks you actually called that matchmaker on your own and invited her. I mean, come on. It's like such a housewives trope. And Tim was like, Tamara, do you that anyway? What? Bring the matchmaker. Yeah, Tamara. And also, that was the shooting day. So matchmaker or no, you're still gonna go to that strip mall restaurant and shoot yeah, it's called having a job so tamra the biggest victim of all is like you play victim all the time you said David's out dating three months after the voice and it's hard and it's all hard but then you were two you were dating two and shenan just goes does her classic defense Wow and just goes, does her classic defense. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Our friendship is OK. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I thought I could lean on you. And you turned out to be a ho that I leaned on, stepped on,

and hit me in the face, Sarah. This thing, I'm sorry, was horrible and exhausting. I appeared to have leaned on a not load bearing wall and put my hand right through the drywall and now it's up to my armpit and it's awkward. But it was really hard to be. I think I got a hot sentence. I have kids here. Kids there. She's like, wow, jeez, I'm sorry, but you know, there's every other heart procedure. He's had, I've checked on him and I've called him over and over. And you want me to show you the text. And she's, oh, yeah, you did that after I brought it up. Yeah, Tamara, that's how it works. Brought it up. You cried and she tried to get better. And now you're pretending like she never did. Yeah, such an asshole. Is it? And then in the blog, you said that someone said, well, is she getting better about it?

And you said no. And she goes, yeah, because I was talking about at that time, at that time. Yeah, two further words of me. And I, I's not a way to use wearing, but okay. So, wearing is not a adjective, but anyway. So, Eddie... Camerain English. Yeah, so then also, Eddie apparently, Andy was like, is one of the reasons why you didn't check up on Eddie

because Eddie's still friends with David on some level that bothered you and she's like, no, I was just being very self-absorbed. And then she's like, well, I mean, Eddie did invite David to the gym once and I texted Timber to politely voice my displeasure. And Tim was like, yeah, I had text about text. No, all I said was, Timber, how could you do this to me? I thought we were best friends. I was leaning on you, which I guess is the biggest offense in the world, and I

can't believe you invited David to your shitty gym. And while I take some pleasure in knowing that David will have a horrible workout on your warp floors, and spend lots of money just getting into your gym and tip back to too. I still think that I'm principal. It's terrible that you invited David, your best friend, to your shitty, shitty, concrete gym. Oh yeah, but that's why I paid his and paid his subtax about what a horrible person I am, bad. And Shannon's like, I don't even talk like that.

I would never pronounce a badch like that. And she's like, well, I don't even talk like that. I would never pronounce a badge like that. And she's like, well, I read that text at the end. He said, why don't you even take that shit from her? Look at God. Well, at least she's like open about just turning everybody against Shannon. She's really low, you know? And this season should be about just talking about

what an asshole Shannon is. Because she has, she has kind of an asshole of a season. And Tamer is just such a monster that you can't even focus on that problem. No, you can. You can't. But that was the end of, that was the end of part two. And so that we have one more installment coming up, I guess this, I'm assuming it's gonna be on Sunday again, Sunday or Monday. And then that's it. That's it for Orange County for the season. God, band can't you have a level! Can't you up a level?

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