Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Right Here Waiting For Brain Scans - Live from DC

Episode Date: March 19, 2022

Dr. Jen treats the Real Housewives of Orange County to an exciting evening of brain scans and power points, but not before Heather alerts us that she's friends with Richard Marx! This is peak RHOC, and we're #blessed to recap this madness with a live crowd in Washington DC. Plus, updates about Countess LuAnn Delesseps!Get tix to our live shows: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/10th-anniversary-hunky-dory-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Wow. I can't believe Washington is yelling at me this much in the day and about money. I mean, you guys are always a great crowd here in DC. I mean, like, you guys always turn up. I mean, I'm surprised, like, there's like a whole bunch of, like, trucks that showed up for us today. I mean, I was surprised, like, there's like a whole bunch of like trucks that showed up for us today. I mean, it's great. Oh, never knew we had that appeal. It's so amazing being back here.

Thank you guys so much for that. Thank you so much. Yeah. Thank you guys for waiting two years. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you, President Lincoln. Yes. What, every time I come to DC, and it's only for the first

face, but every time I've been here, I realize how much of my grandmother, like how I'm just turning into the woman. And I don't really realize until I'm here, because when I was young, I would say why we have to have my birthday party at the bowling alley or the park. I mean the park is free and she would go, we pay taxes don't we? And I do that every second here.

They're like, sir, we need your credit card for incidentals. I'm like, I pay taxes. Give me the fucking peanut M&F. Well, it's great to be back here in DC. And I really, I wanted to come up with some stick about, like, this crazy thing happened on the train today, but the truth is, we have some very pressing news from the world of Bravo.

You guys probably already know about it, but for those who are not familiar, I'm going to open up an article from a reputable source called Page Six. And the headline really says it all. Drunken Luand Elisaps kicked out of a gay piano bar. Did you believe it, girls? And you know the original title was, Drunk Bitch kicked out of Drunk Bitch headquarters. I mean, the townhouse in New York City is where old rich queens go.

I mean, I go there, you know, not because I'm rich, but because, you know, I could use a little leather. So I've gone there and saying on my own, from Les Misraub, many, many times. Yes, yes. And last time I did it, I was like, don't do the whole opening thing just get to the Because anyone he knows the musical you know right it starts like

It's like all this hard business is good on my own, you know, yeah, those queens were not having that You do not the bridge. They're not my own. Skip the opening. Well, in this article, since article talks about how basically she got up on stage and then wouldn't get off stage, they say that basically, you know, was one does the townhouse, you show up and you do a song,

and then you like, seed the piano to someone else. So they have like, they don't say seed, we're part of that place. So they have the snarkiest comments in this article, okay. Well first off, did you see the video? Oh yeah, oh the video was great. Have you guys seen the video? I mean. There is an actual video This is not us doing a bit. Oh good. There's a video. Okay pretend Ben is a piano player

And I'm Lula with the mic. She's like Dancing away from the audience. She's like facing the wall. You know Luan outside of our bubble It's like facing the wall. You know, Luan outside of our bubble. Luan is terrible. I mean, everyone knows she's that girl cannot sing a lick. No. Not even a little bit. You know, it's not even like elevator humming.

Good. It's just like elevator. Oh. It's like elevator broken. It sounds like Leanne Locken just getting her toast stuck in him out with her. Oh! On my line.

Line. Line. So this is what? Sorry, we have to talk about the video. I'm leading up to the video. I know, I won't talk about it though. Like, let's talk about the video. So anyway, my Mima. So the video. I know, I won't talk about it though. Like let's talk about the video. It's out anyway by Mima.

So the video, she's like, what's the song? I don't know, I actually don't even know what song she was singing. But I'm just saying it's like whenever classics that we love. I think it was money. I think it was money can't buy your class. Well, she tried that, but the video is her like, Oh, oh, you found the man you lived had me. Something is one of those, like a standard. the video is her like oh oh it falls away you're living at me

something is one of those like a standard and you just hear something going yeah I sure can fuck that you're fucking here we'll just pull up the video right here okay this is what we're gonna do okay I'm gonna put it up to the microphone I got it I got it right here

okay this is a very high-tech show okay everyone ready Okay, I'm gonna put it up to the microphone. I got it right here. Okay, this is a very high tech show. Okay, everyone ready? Everyone be quiet for one second. Okay, this is, it's gonna sound great. You sing it like She's Thank you And love for the

Fuck you Fuck you, mother-fucker We're singing To the room What a swell mood I'm in Shut the fuck up Shut up Thank you

I mean, thank you for that. Makes my whole life worth living, you know. Well, I don't know what kind of townhouse this is that doesn't have a view of Tom, but that's fine. It's not even round. So, okay, so this is what people are saying in the article. They interviewed people that were there. And one person goes,

Luanne thought she was doing her act. She tried to sing her own song, Money Can't Buy You Class, but they didn't know it. They know standards. The piano player was like, I don't know the song, and she responded, it's a hit. In parentheses, the critically trashed song apparently sold... This is where this is where reading... The critically trashed song apparently sold 19,000 digital copies. Oh. Undeterred.

A lichered up Deliceps kept it belting out jumbled versions of songs, which were so intolerable that the crowd began booing her. And that is not an easy crowd of flames. I'm telling you. I've never seen an ass-got. Except maybe in my fair lady.

Before I went to that bar. The old men are like sitting there like this. You got like silk. I like blue. Blue. Blue. I mean. So then, I think this is my favorite part.

Things took a turn for the worse. When the wind began yelling at the gaze, you don't know me, I'm a cabaret star. I mean, it was in front of the crowd began booing her in front of stunned drag queens. I'm not I know these bitches because this is the last time I was there. I went after a drag show brunch with all these drag queens. They were very popular. Okay, here's our names. Tiffany and Coke,

Shiny Penny, Lauren O'Dare, I do, she's huge, I do you know that one, she's big, and send a Lily here or something. Wow, to get booed by the drag queens. Yeah, that's a bad To stun a drag queen The police can't even stun a drag queen. I've never even seen a drag queen stun by a stun gun. No, not even a taser. You try to let a taser a drag queen, the taser is like, you're fabulous. They're like, thank you, darling.

So that's the news, and also Tom and Katie are getting divorced. So anyway guys. Yes! Speaking of getting booed by a bunch of drag queens. That's a convenient narrative. There are so many articles and I love that we've all discovered the draw on the picture thing on our iPhone because every article is like, Tom Katie, hard with the break it is.

Every one above. And it's not the same picture. There's multiple people who draw on the broken heart over the Tom and the Katie. Okay, point is, welcome to Watch a Crafty. Welcome. Okay, point is welcome to watch a crappy welcome The podcast for all that crappy love to talk about Welcome tonight It's real housewives of Orange County night. Yes

Great season so far Be all up. Are you getting your notes ready double straw Okay Previously on the real house wise of Orange County Shane past the California For I'm super excited. Can you kiss me on the lips like we're married? Can you angle again?

Can you do it again? Can you do it a little harder? Like a married person? Can you do it? Can you angle it? Can you turn your chair? Can you turn your chair? Can you turn your chair?

Angle? Now angle them kiss. Angle them kiss. Angle kiss kiss. Angle kiss, kiss, and then Angle. Let's be honest. They're a mess. Wow. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha You rather be cooking with the girls or here. Oh, she must ego. She must ego.

She needs to be a piminit. So the ego needs to be a piminit. Shannon said you have a huge inflated ego. She's not my friend. Piminit. Piminit. Piminit. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Those are your previous leads. So in the opening, you know, I notice something new every week in the opening. Gina looks, well, she looks great. I mean, let's face it. She looks like $5. But also she looks like some, sorry, that, wow. $5 dollars which actually has No, they ran Lincoln's not to say I was about to say yeah president So I can't say The set they're all answering to like guys um Boys, it's my they were ham Lincoln though right George Washington wine Lincoln's on the penny

But is he on the five dollar bill also is the Lincoln he's on the five Look at all this goodwill. We're taking from our audience and just sitting all over Quick Lincoln trivia. Okay So Gina in the opening she's wearing this white dress, but it's got this like silver It looks like Heather was just throwing discarded jewelry. I'm thinking, like, not even giving it to her. Just like, I don't need this. I don't need that.

She's got all this shit from Heather Drape all over her. We bought a new necklace for the Koi Fish, so here's their old one. So we start with Nancy and Noella, right? So, you know how this mom porn Nancy? You know how some moms come on here? They're just like, iconic. Everyone's like, oh my god, your mother!

That's true. This time, Ben, someone was like, who's that? Who's that in the back, Noella? Poor put a pot of Nancy's like, oh god. Yeah. She's just walking, they're like walking in the Quail community center. I don't know why that was funny. But Nancy's just like, oh god, please don't let her start talking to me.

Well, you know, the divorce is horrible. I can bet. And... It's horrible. and... and... horrible... horrible. And Nuella, she takes it to a place that we're really not expecting for like the first 10 seconds of the show.

So tomorrow I'm going to Dr. Jens because I think she has a new machine or some technique for brain mapping. Just what you want to hear about the person who puts fillers in your cheeks. for brain mapping. Oh. Oh. Just what you want to hear about the person who puts fillers in your cheeks. New brain mapping technology. It's time for technology to stop. When we're making maps of Noella's brain, it's time to just throw in the towel. All right.

Thank you. Taking off that. All right. Thank you. Taking off the... Taking off, yeah. A layer hot cold, hot cold. I'm like, get the air conditioner off. I am so cold in here. So, no one has... So, no one has...

I've also got this new fangled scrunchy. It's been a big week for scrunchies on Bravo. Big scrunchy energy. We've got Jen Aiden's depression scrunchy. Mm-hmm. And now we've got, you know, Noelle is like, no one's more depressed than me. So she's got like a double layer dish scrunchy.

It's like this big and it's double layered. I mean, even Noelle's scrunchy is too hard. No way. Yeah. It's a lot of scrunchy thirst. I'll take your most best, red scrunchy. This scrunchies saw the Gulf Stream. Took me a while to find this scrunchy, but I followed some credit card receipts, and there

was in Puerto Rico, so I brought it back. So, yeah, she's gonna go. Sorry, I hear late. We really did. It's like we're married. I hear him like five minutes late. It's okay. It's a lot to take into my mind.

It's a lot to take into my mind. Brain mapping. No, well, you know that's just U-turns. You know that brain map. I feel like, no, I feel like a no-elip brain map is when you're like, oh god, I've got to walk to Starbucks. Where is it? You turn your map. It's like 500 feet. You're like, oh, I feel like a no-el-a brain map is when you're like, oh god, I've got to walk to Starbucks. Where is it? You turn your map, it's like 500 feet. You're like, oh, that was simple.

But then you were walking the wrong way. You're like, wait a minute. Sirius, like, I've been going through a lot. 500 feet away. I think that's serious, sick of listening to Noella. Siri, you will not believe what I've been going through. Therapist office, 100 feet. Siri, just making suggestions now.

So, yeah, so Noella is like not sure how this is gonna be with this brain scanning business because she's like, you know, every time I talk with Jen, she's always like, hi, I'm the breadwinner, hi, I make the money, oh, my husband's broke, you know, but he's always short-listened. I mean, she's just like a broken record, but the divorce. Yeah. The divorce. I mean, my husband doesn't have a job, but there he is, hot without his shirt on.

I mean, who says that? Noella, please talk about your husband's gold stream and your stack of adjinos somewhere. Like, what are you, they worried about, like, Jen goes too far. Okay, okay, noella. So then we go over to Jen's house, because these are just like these little clips that begin in the episode. And Jen is planning for this big party and She's got party planners there and party planner very I'm not gonna get her too much. She's got one party planner and he's ready to make a splash

He's ready because there's the suggestion is to move the furniture out and then he points to like the empty void where there was a sofa or something goes There's a stain right here yeah and she's like there's no couch no stain on this couch I'm like wow Jen you're really killing it at the top of this episode you're a stain banter. Ryan can't even be in the room with her when there's people moving out furniture okay it cuts to Ryan and he even be in the room with her when there's people moving out furniture, okay? It cuts to Ryan and he's standing in the corner of the backyard. It's like the air conditioner and like the trash bin or what? It's like as far as he can get and he's just shirtless but on his phone, like. But somehow he still has like a napkin tucked into his collarbone. He's like. So then I was very upset. I felt like we were deprived that we only

got a little snippet of this. We went to see, you know, BTS for real. Let's do the infomercial here a little bit. When I started selling my products, I couldn't even... Sorry. Can we start from the top again? We'll start over. Okay. Okay, like that. When I started real for reparies, black rings!

No! When I started real for David Murray to slip... What? For real? For Dan Slip? Oh God. So many blippers. I just can't.

When we started our company, real for jealous of Gina's friendship with what? What? What? What? What? I got it. Just keep rolling. When I started my company real for tap with the morning

to have Now that wasn't it We started real for this isn't my fight you When I when we started real for 30 to 40 negative thoughts that's bad for the brands bad for the brand Shannon's greatest hits. So she's doing this thing for real, which I'm sorry, that business is still just terrible. I don't even know what it means.

Real for real. Like, is that a dating app? Like, it's a confused look. I'm getting confused now. Mike, guys, what does it mean? It's real food for real women with fake faces. It's terrible. So we see her sitting there like, and behind her is an eye Mack. And then some lemon pledge. Did you guys see that? I could not see the lemon pledge.

You want it! You want it, Shannon! Can't wait to buy your cauliflower rice. Mmm, lemon plunge! Really? I wanted something that represented me, the lemons, and something that David could never give me, a pledge of honesty, so. Just worked out that way. Oh! The mushrooms, here comes one right now. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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Yeah. Hashtag play, shut up, Heather. Okay? Heather's gonna have a party in her basement. All the pores that she does. Yes, with her hashtag play sign. So they've set up a bunch of the phase chafers in the basement there.

And then there's on the screen, there's all these logos for the seven year stitch, which is their new show on E. I've actually never seen such like brazen, like cross-promotion between like Bravo and E, that they actually have like a premiere party for the show on the other network happening on Bravo, hasn't I?

Like, already filmed. So they're gonna be doing this whole premiere party for it. And Heather is just walking around doing that thing where she's pretending like she's totally cool to staff. Hi. Hi, good to see you. Good to see you. Oh look, there's a teriyaki station there for the servants. Hi, hi, good to see you, good to see you. Oh look there's a teriyaki station

there for the servants. Great. Hello 10 people. And her and Teri walking hand in hand. As couples often do when they're going down to their basement. I know, right? Yeah you too. We're buying it. We're buying it. So Teri's just in his like over-positive, like, please don't hurt me voice, would anybody get some Heather? He's like, wow, balloons. This is so nice, ballooned. And she's like, yeah, well, I did a Tariaki station over there.

There's sushi. He's like, sushi. Sushi, guys, hi. Sushi, guys, hi. Sushi, God, Heather. She's like, yeah, and look, there's a tree over there. Ah, tree. Never. You outdid yourself and Heather goes,

you know what's missing? He goes, a cocktail. No, a waiter trembling in the corner. Okay. Can we get someone over there just to cower? Thank you. Some couples like to play golf together, Terry and I, like to work together. It's our hobby. So then we get the clip of them working together over the years, right? Clip from 2016 and they have their book cover behind. They have

their book cover in a block of ice, which is so fucking fitting for her, you know. Yes. Here's my book, Doctor and Mrs. Kinney Pig. And then she, they're standing like back-to-back. So she's like, look everybody, hold on, wait a minute, look everybody at the thing in the eye and then look what we're gonna do. I'm a doctor. I'm Mrs. Kino Fusion. A couple years later, they had Kino Fusion. So then we get a flashback of what this show is and she's at dinner with her mom who just hates her.

And also, remember what the mom also hated? Sushi. And Heather took her to Dow. So now Heather is having a party to talk about that day and guess what she ordered. Sushi. Sushi. I love a mommy as she is.

I love it. Can I have a mother roll, please? So I can smash it, this is you. I love it. Can I have a mother-roll, please? So I can smash it with my goddamn hand. So we see her telling everyone in New York. She's like, so my husband and I, television's Terry DeBro, have a new show that we're doing called The Seven-Year Stitch. And we're doing Makeovers on Couples, mainly poor couples. And by Makeovers, we're just going to throw

a little bit of money at them, buy them some jolly ranchers. It'll be great, it'll be so fun. Seven-year stitch. Stitch. Stitch, because you know, that's what you get to heal. You stitch them back together. Or, you know, if you're hurt, you get a stitch. And they're like, ooh, wow.

At the table, Jean is pan-tooling, like, wow. Yeah, a stitch. And they're like, ooh. At the table, Gina's pants are like, wow. Yes, stitch. You know, a stitch. Yes. Yeah. Gina's like, I don't get it. So then another clip of Heather on her hotel bed, calling Terry going, I thought it might be fun. Tid you a rap party.

I was like a poor Heather, like no. They're really trying to make Heather happen. But all these things, it's like let's get, let's just use all of that footage from Heather in New York. It's a phone call with Terry. And I wore Terry's like, fine. Can't wait. But lose.

And I had her trying to convince us that she's so loose and easygoing. She's like, tonight is our wrap party. And it is time to celebrate party. We're going gonna help couples on their externals and their internals. Get the fuck out of my internals. It's like the Dubro colonic. Get out. Get out.

It's a scary thought. So now people start arriving to the party and I'm getting excited because you know the bellows show up you know bellows we get tawny with her husband Mark and in a surprise twist Daisy Fuentes and Richard Marks. You did not see that coming but I appreciate it. Basic I kind of get the feeling how there was like okay rich friends guess what. We did this experimental thing we invited this this guy over, we put a napkin and assured him, it was hilarious, you gotta come over, we're gonna make him do it again. I didn't recognize Richard Marx, but I thought, wow, that actor who plays Yoda really

looks cute in real life, very good wig, very good wig. Daisy Fuentes, hooking it up. Very good wig, very good wig. Daisy Fuentes hookin' it up. So Gina comes in with Travis, who's so uninterested, okay? And I love it, because Gina's so... I need to be at my fancy friend's house. Oh, that was almost for Mono. Well, sorry.

Mike Gwad, you know what? My house is a little fancy, you know why? Cause I'm a maven, okay? You'll stay maven. I don't know who Richard Marks is. It's guy. It's stick. And now, Gwitti, saw me.

Is his name Mark Richards or Richard Marks? I don't know. It's confusing. I like Gina walking into Heather's house because it reminds me of when I was a kid. Like any time I went into an office building with an escalator. I was like ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Pop in the bubble right there. So Gina's talking like she's really rich now, which cracks me out, because she's been around Heather. She's like, you know, I just love that vibe. It's just so different. Every party.

Oh, we're going downstairs. It's like a whole new town. Trabbi. I was like, I didn't even know how his head downstairs. Oh, so Travis is like, so they go downstairs. And he's like, yeah, and along Oily and the basement have like your old gym equipment down there, or a tenant, via dual income, growl to my bride. I love the idea of like Heather and Terry

possibly having a tenant in their basement. It's probably Tawny, you know? They're like, okay Tawny, back into your cage. Who's that he begged for having me? Okay, it was fun, girls. Men are waffles and women are spaghetti, am I right? Tawny, Tawny. You know what they're like waffles and women are spaghetti, am I right? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Tommy, Tommy. You know, men are like waffles and men.

Oh my goodness. So Travis is like, oh, Heather sees them. And of course, her jaw drops down to the ground and her scary black button eyes pop open. And she's like, hi. Hi. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He's like, we brought the mortgage payment, and uh... mortgage payment. I didn't even know they sold bottles of

champagne, this expensive, it's red or Joes, but you know, I'm insistent, so... Hold on, you're a little poor to be touching that. Let me just wipe you down first. So, uh... So, Gina's like, is Jen coming, which has never been asked on this show ever? With enthusiasm. And Heather goes, yeah! And Gina's like, is there has been coming? And Heather's like, yes, and hopefully I'll keep his shirt on. So you've all, but true. And Gina's like, oh, she starts. Ben, she's like doubled over laughing at Rich Heather.

And Nancy Bellow just looks at her like, oh, poor people really do laugh hysterically. Nancy was definitely like, do I get to pile on yet? Or do I not get to pile on about the poor people? I'll just wait. So, um, uh, so Heather is like, yes, so we had them over for a dinner party and, you know, it was, it was tough. I mean, the Moose Bush was listed after the first course, so we all had a difficult time with it,

but thank you, thank you for your support. I know, I'm connoisseur, but This is good. This is good This is good Your holding Terry's shoe Wait kiss me Later Later that's fine now that's fine now. That's fine now. I'll do it. I'll kiss you later

It was tough it was a tough night So Gina's like well, Emily told me something yesterday like she's getting them at Mb and it wasn't an air B&B. What'd you call it last week? It's a... VRBO. What is that? VRBO, VRBO, BBRO, whatever it's called. It doesn't mean... It's a house. And... Heather... Heather is so mad.

Heather is furious. She's like, what? Because she was... Oh, God. She was about to do a whole case study on them, right? And now they're like helping themselves, so she's furious. Yes. She's like, um, are they separating temporarily to work on themselves and then come back together? Or are they separating and not working on themselves?

Because if they're not working on themselves, they can change the channel. Because it's not close. Seven-year-ditch. It's called seven-year-ditch. It's not what we have planned. Ditch. That was a good one, Heather. That was great. Seven-year-ditch.

Seven-year-ditch. That was great. So, um, so then, Dr.. Jen's like assaulting Richard Marx. You know what she's like, uh, and... Jen's waist did, right? Did anyone else get that from it? I can't tell if she's wh- is it barbituous? Like, I don't know. I don't know what it is. And usually, you know, I could read this shit very well. Yeah. I've taken it all, you know. Like, that's a little bit of Drain-O.

Probably had that on accident. But this time I cannot read it. But Jim's like, oh my God, it's a cold down here. I'm like, it's so cold down here. You know what? I've never seen it down here. You know she's fucked up because she has some kind of inflection in her voice, you know? Her voice is like going back to the bottom.

It's a shame. It's weird. Yeah. And so they start talking about this brain scanning event that she's going to be doing. And Gina is saying that she wants to bring her daughter to get scans and everything because of processing issues that she's having. And we see a flashback of Dr. Jen pitching her on it and Dr. Jen goes, yeah, why don't you bring her in?

We'll scan her. we'll make it fun. What part of telling a little child we're gonna scan your brain could you possibly make fun? Sounds fun to me. Do you know how many times I like swipe my head over the checker thing to see how much I was worth? I still want to do it sometimes. Because now we have self-checkout.

I'm just like, don't do it, Ronnie. Don't. Woo! One cabinet, one to bro kitchen cabinet, how much you're worth. Who the fuck has a brain scam party? I don't want to go get my shit scammed at your party. Although, I do kind of like that.

I want to have like a lipid party. We're just like, guys, we're testing our lipids. Just something I always know I can win. Mine are the highest, Simon. Lipid party. So, so then, so Heather is talking to Jen Hi, it's Simon, Lippie Cardin! So, so then, so Heather's talking to Jen, and Jen's like, how did the podcast go, and Serenkels? And Heather's like, oh, it was great. Oh, oh, and by the way, Shannon called us, yes.

And Gina, now it's time for them to start shit, right? So Gina's like, yeah, Emily told us the whole time that we were out there, that like we like she was saying we're gonna have more fun than them and I just can't imagine that anyone could have more fun than attending a lecture by Heather to grow and update New York, okay? And Heather's like, we're at a restaurant and there are other people that look like they're having more fun than us. I was like, that poor Heather, because you know that's every we're at a restaurant and there are other people that look like they're having more fun than us. I was like, that poor Heather,

because you know that's every time Heather said a restaurant. So like any restaurant. Any restaurant. It's like Terry's in her monologue right now. But she's like, if we're in a restaurant, another table is having more fun than us. What is Shannon gonna get out and walk to that other table?

Fuck yeah, she is. Yes. Have you watched this show? Shemmeng literally does that. She'll be like, oh, after God. Oh, I'm not my point of view, fucking bitch. But I'm just like, you're really at a mom-a-ay. So, so Gina is like really mad and she's like,

oh my God, she should be of asking you how your podcast was instead of being competitive and everything. But that is what Shannon said. Now of course Shannon, what's I- So! I was, you're like, what's it? Was it fine? Who?

You know, looking all down like she does, and she's like raging on the inside. Mm-hmm. A podcast, and I'm sure if I'd listen in, you'd be endorsing real for real, I'm sure, right? No. So then cut to Heather in New York with Gina, pretending to have fun on the street. Yes.

When they're walking in Heather's like, now do you wish you were at that cooking party or you'd glad you your hair with me? Oh no, I spilled pizza sauce on my bag. I had no idea this would happen on camera because I'm fun and carefree. So Terry's like, I was agent to rub, but I gotta do a thing.

So he gets up and he makes a speech to everyone. He's like, first of all, I wanna thank you all. The seven-year stitch has been a labor of love bars for many years and we're so happy to show people that when you're having struggles, all you have to do is be rich. So, it took a while for this to get green that we had to change the name from adopt a poor

to seven-year stitch. But we're here and we we have to change the name from adopt a poor to seven year stitch. But we're here and we are here to save the world from the poor. So enjoy everyone. You know guys, struggling. Am I right couples? And then it cuts to their clips of struggling. I can't.

So this is their clips of struggling. I'm tired and I'm going out of town. But Terry, I need help with the kids while you're away. And Terry goes, kill me. Oh God, that's rough, that was like who's afraid of Virginia? Wolf, I mean, I know it took a lot of out of all of us. I would like to make a speech as to why I'm qualified to help people with their relationships. I want to tell a quick story. I had gone through some dumb breakup with someone who wasn't even on Hot and Cleveland.

And I remember crying in my mid-size sedan before I was rich. And this song came on the radio, and I cried even more. And I thought, my gosh, I hope someday I find someone in my life that would love me like that. Like not the car loving me, the car did love me. But the way that, you know, if I could go back and tell my 18 year old self that not only are going to find that person,

but you will be very, very wealthy, more wealthy than he ever ever was, and then that person you will buy and make your friend. I'm like, if I could have just told myself, you're gonna find that man, and he's gonna have a face like Buzz Lightyear on a charcoal And he's gonna be richer than

If I if I hadn't known then that someday Wow, I would be in a coffee shop and I would see some lady I once on MTV and say I think I know your husband That I'd like to purchase him Wow TV and say, I think I know your husband that I'd like to purchase him. LAUGHTER Wow. So, Deep Heather, last week you put on 10 pounds in college and then won a beauty contest. And this week we learned that you felt something when you heard a love song on Kis FF.

Wow. The Dap, the on Kiss At Tha. Wow. The death. The where's the book. Okay. And that that singer and that song was by my friend. Everyone's like we know he's standing right here. This time of us. Just let it out. Rich Hatcha heard. Richard Marx, Richard Marx. Also friend to Riba, probably. Richard Marx. Richard Marx. So Richard Marx is like,

I'm afraid I bring him a guitar. And I'm afraid I was like, so then of course Heather has a fucking wall in her basement with water coming down. Only rich people do that on purpose. Every poor person's basement looks like that too bitch. This is not funny. It's just like water gushing down this wall in the basement.

Everyone's great as clear. Mike Heather really just does not know how to put people at ease. Joy people! Commissions, here comes one right now. So he sits down and he starts singing. And Jen's like, this song is a testament to two people loving each other and being there for each other. And like, I just don't have that.

You know every song that comes on the radio. Jen's like, Ryan, why don't you do that? I think the Richard Mark song for Jim would probably be Hazard. Ryan, why don't you believe that the children are future? Why Ryan? Why? So Richard Mark's just sitting there, he's sitting there, and they're all just like, it's like 10 people studying him. Like, ooh, and he's like,

Oh, she's about... ...dancer day. But it's the unplugged one. So it's even more like... And I slowly go insane Maybe I roll Maybe I roll Oh, you're hell And then, just like...

Wow Ryan... Why isn't your pussy what ass, Ryan? Ha ha and probably a very sad chapter for Richard Marx's career. He's like, how can we say forever? Okay, everyone. I think everyone's like, I have to go to whatever we do I'll be right there with him for you Whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks

I will be right here waiting for you. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to get like this. Where am I going? Where am I going? Where am I going? Where am I going? Where am I going? Never.

No. I was in the music of the other major at Syracuse University. You'll have to forgive me. Oh my goodness. I love Richard Marx. I really do. But he does her better than this. And Tommy, Tommy's like, yes!

But Richard Marx does it to himself. You know, like he's sitting there with his guitar, he's like, I'll be right there, everybody! Oh, Richard Marx, oh god, he's like, he's like, he's like, don't mean nothing, I said one song, Richard. One song. I don't mean nothing. I said one song Richard one song Maybe this time No, no, no, no, no

He's just trying to break out Remember all that no Richard no So then a Gina and Jen sit down and Gina's like, oh my God, I set up wrong, with trance, there was a bar being not interesting together. So what's up with you moving them out into an obby V-Dub? Like, what? What? Well, I just wanted to stop the fighting and have a recent, so I didn't know what to do.

I didn't know about Richard Marx, so I didn't know what to do. And Gina's like, so can you have a picture yourself with someone else? And then it just is a glistening on Jen going, um... Um... Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um.

Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um.

Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. Um. I guess live all time. I feel like she was like, what does this bitch have on me? Right?

Right? Because since the show started airing, there's a lot about Jen. Ooh! Ha! Ooh! Ha! Ha!

Ooh! Ha! Jen! Ooh! Ooh! Ha! Ha! It's good.

So Jen seems to be like, so is now the part where they come for me. Regina doesn't, you know? She's like, you know, it's got to work through it. He's got a stick, check, check, check. She's, Regina's like, maybe you guys just got a little boxed in. Just a little boxed in. Oh yes, like me and your closet. Yes. Good point, Gina. So then when you're wondering, how could anyone even consider fucking around on Ryan?

It cuts the Ryan at the bar with Travis. And Travis is just going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And Ryan's like, oh, you're passing me to your turf track? Here, I'll just take that from you. I'll take it from you. I'll pass it on. And Travis is like, ah, ah, ah, ah, pass it on. Travis is like, ah!

Travis is like, please stop. Like, you guys have been feeding me nonstop. The waitress is like, I have to. I'm not allowed to see my children if I stop passing her derbs around. I know Heather's pretending to have fun at her party, but she's like, always be passing. Always be, I need pass-throughs. Constant pass-throughs. So then Heather's like, I'm back. Right with the girls' pop-sup. I'm back. So, it's like, so can we talk about that party at Shannon's because like, I was at this party, it was like the cooking party at Shannon's

and then like, I got this text from Ryan. Like, it's really important, you need to go home. So then I was like, Shannon, like, I gotta go. And then, Nowala whispered like, we all have things going on. Can you believe it? I just was staring at the weeping wall like. Don't know how to process this.

So then, but then Dr. Jen is like, I got so pissed off. Like I want to uninviter, uninviter, uninviter, do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. This is your event and one thing you need to learn is to take care of yourself first. Like yeah, that's what every selfish fucking person needs to be told as advice. You know what you really need to do? Put yourself first. Great advice, Phil.

So then let's see Noella walking with her mom. So now Noella is heading to dinner with her mom. And Noella says something that Noella would have predicted. I don't think I've eaten. I didn't eat today. I'm just a big, ball of stress. This is the board. And her mom's like, oh, I don't know.

So they have like a sort of serious scene where they're talking about, no, while it's having breakthroughs in therapy, she's like, I've never been with a black man before. And we learned that her dad was a weatherman for NBC. His name was Christopher Nance. And of course, the thing that I'm thinking about is, does that mean that Nancy was Nancy Nance? LAUGHTER

Were they married, though? I don't know if they were married, but they she could have been Nancy Nance. She could have been Nancy Nancy Nancy Nancy Nancy Nancy Yeah, excuse me. Oh, I thought you said fancy pants never mind Yeah, she could become friends with Heather and be fancy Nancy Nancy Nancy Nancy Nancy Nancy Nancy That was my takeaway from the scene that she could have been called Nancy Nancy She's like well, you know like dad, like you insisted on a DNA test, which is very serious. I shouldn't make fun of her face.

So then, oh wait, I'll give her a couple lines. So then, Nance is like, you know what I just loved about him? He is just so intellectual. And I was like, how? You go weather, man. I've never thought of that, but I guess, you know. Storm's coming in. You know what I'm saying? All right. Yeah. There's a high pressure system coming in, and it's called my divorce.

That could have been a tagline. Right back to that, right? Yeah. So, Noella, thanks for coming to dinner. So, do you want to talk about your vagina or your divorce? Your choice. I just really want to hear about one of those things, so. Yeah, the scene ends with her saying,

I just need to surround myself with bad bitches. And mom, you are the queen of that. She's like, Nancy Nance. Rains the rules. Guys, the time has come. Shaking is in the courtroom. Yes. A huge... I don't know if any of you guys were in DC. I don't know if any of you guys work at the Supreme Court.

But get ready. There's a new lawyer in town. There's one nomination that's gonna go through with. No problem! Both sides are gonna come together on this one. So Emily and the family are at the courtroom for Shane to get sworn in. I only just realized this right now, like in my notes, I'm not even sure this is a real judge.

I feel like they found someone. And their, because his name is Judge Christopher J. Plurred, and I feel like that's exactly the name you give when you're trying to come up with a name really quickly. What's your name? Christopher Plurred. All right, we'll just say, Christopher Plurred.

But he's a judge at the Superior Court. He's like, hey, hey, hey. It's like our dad's coming to see Watch What Crapins. It's like, you should be on SNL. That's what both of our dads say to us all the time. Why don't you just come? That's what they always say. I can get a chest tattoo and get into a fight with Kanye West.

I can live in Staten Island. I'm already got that. Emily's like, this is the judge, kid. I'm like, okay, I already know that bringing all the kids. She announces that Shane is now licensed in California. So now I can get a job and like work and make money. And I don't know how I can just do things that I will. Didn't they meet at work?

Aren't you actually Emily? I don't know. Emily is constantly throwing even her own husband under the bus. See, that's finally this guy can work. Fucking lazy fuck. Fucking staying. So the judge starts storing him in

and Emily gives us this weird tidbit of like, ooh, how she became a lawyer, she goes, from a very young age, I said I wanted to be an attorney because my mom put that in my head because I was very argumentative. That's why. So you were a brat, yeah. I mean, I was the same way, but I just wanted to grow up and be a person That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why.

That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why.

That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why.

That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. That's why. So Judge Blourd is still signing in shame and he's telling him like, you know, do you song? Where is your television? There is your image and he's like, I find, I guess you just don't know me, it's like, so we're in a joke. And I will faithfully discharge the duties of attorney and counselor-at-law to the best of my knowledge and ability.

Wow, wow, wow, wow. You haven't met me. You're going to need to slow down a little bit. I just need a little chunk today, too. And I am telling you, oh, wait, wrong song. Shane, do you promise that wherever you are and wherever you go, you will be right here waiting for the state bar of California? Why is the wall crying?

I promise whatever, I'm a fucking lawyer, great, yay, good for me, wow, good for me. And I'm like kids, look at all those seats where the judges sit. And Cheshkas, Singas. Yeah, maybe your mom should sit in the judge's mental scene. Kick off sarcasm! All the hits to my everyone, all the hits are crap ends. So Emily says, Emily goes, Shane Pess in the Bar has been amazing for our family. I mean, now he feels like the breadwinner.

He's not, he isn't. He feels like it. And it's also a fruit up time for me to do the things that I'm passionate about, like strip teases for my in-laws. Oh. So then we got to met Gina. And they're in the parking lot of the dentist together. Gina's like, oh, I never thought I'd be going to the toilet with me. He's like, oh, yeah, this is great.

Oh, the battle is finally going to have a bad voice. Mads like, hey, here's voice, that's my hair. Here we are, both of our best, all my kids are okay with the teeth. Like what? That's a mad, mad, mad, some like some mob video game, huh? Hey, aren't you down? Some of the moms up at the toe, come on. He's like the hot Long Island version of Joju Dice.

Yeah, what, what's she gonna do? So, yeah, they go to the, they're going to order the donnas and then port the donnas has to take a picture of the kids for orthodontic stuff. And the kids like, hmm, and they're like, oh my God, it looks like a munch on. Yeah. Yeah. This is funny.

Who wore it best? I just want your kid to feel comfortable to come in here, you know? I mean, I want to get this date locked in. Hey, we were locked in. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

It's just you, just you, Gina's slapping high five. Matt and Gina just keep making impressive mint jokes. They're like, that was life! Yeah! Yeah, you know, if we don't get the teeth fixed when they bite, it's gonna sort of sound like a clinking noise. Yeah, the clink! We were back!

The fourth, the dornest is just like, hmm. And now... He's like counting the candy in the dish at the end. It's like, oh, so. Not accusing you of anything, but. So then we go to San Juan Capasano to a tea house. So we go to a tea house, and Emily comes in,

which becomes funnier to me later, in a huge Gucci belt. Because, it's like Emily's like, I'm gonna have a meeting with the California innocence project and the biggest Gucci logo I can find. Yeah, so sensitive. They're just so sensitive on this stuff. So yeah, so she, yeah, it's like a serious like good scene and so we just learned that she's working with the Innocence Project, which is actually really great. It is great. Good for her.

Yeah, it is. And it's also kind of weird considering she's trying to help get people off when she spends all of her season trying to frame people. I know. Isn't that weird? It's ironic. She's like, I'm basically like the first line of defense.

Like basically the cases come to me first, and then I have to see whether or not they should really be going on into the innocence project. So like, first of all, I got this one here from a Miss Jennifer Shah. I'm not sure about this one. She's like, the reason I do this is because I saw a documentary on Netflix about that.

So it really goes to show you that watching documentaries and pinching Netflix can really make a difference. I was like, girl, I know, I literally sell leggings now. Hi. Saw the same thing. Won't go to Sea Worlds? Or Zuzan Oklahoma. That's right.

So now it's time for the big brain scan party we've all been waiting for. Gendison Glam. I love the idea of getting in glam for a brain scan. LAUGHTER And... Her glam, she's got three of them, okay? And they're like pounding her face or whatever. And... She's like, God, I'm gonna have to make this call. And so she's looking at the... She keeps looking at the makeup lady, like, am I right?

But they're not paying any attention to her, which just makes it so funny. So, she calls Noella to disinvite her, right? So she's like, I know, well, ah. Hi! How's this with the most? Oh my god, I'm so excited. I'm dear party.

Oh, finally getting out of the hug. I'm so excited. You shouldn't say. That's what I wanted to talk to you about. When I left Shannon's, I was actually pretty upset. And I was like, I don't know. Like, you guys were like whispering. And you guys were saying, like, well, we all have problems.

And I just, you know, like, I was just trying to go home and support my husband, you know, he just learned about napkins, and it made me, I don't know, I just didn't like it, and I don't want to do that tonight because like, this is very personal to me. This is extremely, extremely personal. I'm like, you have a step and repeat up, and it's a brain scan party.

How personal can this be? No one was like, but I'm curious, I'm not gonna come to your home and cause problems. I mean, we're big girls. We can be big girls. And Jen goes, oh, all right, well then, I'll see you here, hope you enjoy the presentation. I am.

Big girls. Who says that? Oh, then Jen gets off the phone and she goes over to her tub and she goes, Chris, I'm literally spraying my feet with Lyano, can't write. Now, I can't feel, I'm totally numb. Turns out it works not just on your personality, but your feet too.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. So then, Terry and Heather are in their closet, you know? Like, the reason for staying married, that fucking closet. I mean, that is the reason they stay married. I'll married, that fucking closet. I mean, that is a reason to stay married. I'll marry anybody for that closet. I don't even have blows. I have like three shirts, okay, and even me, I'm like, wow, I could put things places if I had them. So Terry is hugging Heather in the closet and she's like, all right, Terry, I'm gonna go say goodbye to the kids. Alfredo comes to take it by the kids.

So sting. By each one of them, an Nintendo switch, that'll do it. So then Emily, meanwhile, is FaceTime me with Gina, because Gina's like trying to show off her look. And I was like, yeah, no, I really like it. I really like the lip and the black and the hounds, dude, and... Stop screaming! It hurts!

It hurts! Yeah, it looks great. I really like it a lot. For you, I always got to love Emily, you know? She keeps that shit real. My mom... We would just torture her. She would be in the bathroom and we'd go,

Mom, mom, mom, can't just torture her. She would be in the bathroom and we'd go, Mom, mom, mom, can't I just fucking go to the bathroom? If the only place I could bribe is me. She's like screaming and sobbing behind the bathroom door. We're like, at the soundtrack, we told, we said, yeah, we're probably just going to be talking at this level all night. Sorry, just normally talk like this. It's just like a pretty chill show. Maybe I might raise my voice, like,

but that's not it. David. So then, um, Sammon is getting her makeup done, and she's like sitting in her kitchen in a robe and the twins try to pass her to go up the stairs, which is not gonna happen, right? Nope. So she's like, kids, kids.

Well, kids, I'm just tired, and I'm going to a party today. And they stop and they're like, yo, I'm tired too. I fell asleep and threw in my classes today. She's like, what are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? sleep and throw my classes today. Like, wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wh I have never heard of a school. I don't care when you fall asleep.

It's public school. I guess they have a point. It's such a, that's a good burn by those kids. It's public school, mom. Kids are such little fuckers. You know, the kids on these shows. So now we're spoon. I already told you. Tell you how I was raised. Whip out the wooden spoon from the

glove compartment. Just start swinging it around the back seat. You'll get something. She got us in the way back. I look at wooden spoons right now. I'm like, how did this ever reach the way back? I look at Witten's spoons right now. I'm like, how did this ever reach the way back? Ha, ha, ha. It was like probably like three different spoons taped on to each other like a survivor challenge where they're like, reach the key.

And my mom probably just ordered the longest fucking spoon she could find, you know? She's like, I need a bigger spoon. You have like the car version of Squid Gains. Netflix. So I learned so much. I learned so much. That's why I started murdering my friends one by one at Game Night.

I've been cutting out cookies all day. So, God noelle would be terrible at Squid Games. I would really enjoy seeing that. Actually, you created that person who somehow gets all the way to be terrible at Squid Games. I would really enjoy seeing that. Actually, she would pretty that person who somehow gets all the way to the end of Squid Games. I was crazy. I didn't know what happened. My divorce. I'd just take her off the island.

You just win. You win. Send him to the helicopter. I will step on the glass bridge. Oh, my God. I have to watch the crossup bridge. Me too. Black mother's is great. I'm not supposed to say about me. Mm, charming.

So, okay. Emily brain scan. Okay, so Emily goes in. She's the first one to- Big mistake. I don't know. She puts this thing on her head. We don't have a thing.

Here, we have a multi-use paper towel. That's taken on a lot of rules tonight. So she's just like, oh, so I'll do it. I'll do the brain scan. Just put it on me. I don't care. So the doctors, yeah, put your brain scan on me, bro. So the doctors like, uh, doctors like, hi, you're gonna get a brain scan? She's like, yeah, what's your name? He's like, uh, Dr. Keefer. Doctor, what? Who? He's like, uh, Dr. Jason Keefer.

She's like, mm, mm, mm, no, still, no. Do whatever you're gonna do. Just go ahead. Is that like, did she just diss the poor dog? He's terrified this doctor. Yeah, so as she says down, she thinks it's gonna be like five minutes with this like contraption on her head. So she just sits down. And she's like in a corner, in a room with that,

probably next to like, with a Chihuahua poop, you know? So she's just sitting back there. And the doctor is like, okay, well, I'm reading your scans so far. I see a 12 inch piece of bread. Looks like a roll. I see a machine slicing meat of some kind. A piece of bread looks like a roll. I see a machine slicing meat of some kind. Jerky.

Mammies is being slathered onto the turkey. Do you have a turkey sandwich in your brain? What? He just looks at me today. He just looks up in the computer. It's just a sandwich with the contraption on it. She just left it there. Emily's brain is just like one long rolling quiz nose on it.

Like that, just rolls the with really slowly towards the end. This brain scanner device that I'm wearing is very strange because it has blocked way all my peripheral vision. I feel like a dog in a cone. I'm like, this prop comedy is too difficult. You look like a Gina budget nun. Climb every milk in. So Gina is in the party talking to me. He's like, hello.

And he's brought his girlfriend, Brett. Why? She really does look like Kelly Dodd. She looks like I'm in a show. You're the one. You're the one. You're the one. Brett's got his stupid.

Stupid. You're the one. You're the one. You're the one. Yeah. So this was actually like the, Brett looking like Kelly Dodd got all the attention, but there were like literally three other real housewives doppelgangers at this party because there's

also Tatiana who we've actually seen before, but she was like a Heather Thompson rolling around in there. I was surprised she wasn't like, hey mama, hello! You better stack off, mamas. Um, yeah, but also that Nancy Bellow lady that's friends with Heather looks just like Kelly to bro to every time they show her. I'm like, oh my god, it's Kelly and Rick. I saw somebody comment on that one time and I can't unsee it. Yeah. Um, but not as entertaining, you know.

You can't beat this door. So then Gina is talking about the brain scan and she goes, so Dr. Jen, you get the brain scan thing on me and I was very impressed. You know, I mean, if we all hear the information, we can all make decisions. Of course, Gina is impressed with like a radio shack, like a discontinued radio shack keyboard. They fashioned into a headset. It's like, oh my god, it's science. Of course, Gina's impressed by this thing.

Gina's brain scan. Quack science. What was Gina's brain scan? It's just a Marshall's tag, you know what it is. It's Marshall's written in Gather font. Gather. Marshall's written in GatherFont. Gather. Marshall's live laugh brain scan. I would actually buy that.

So back in the brain scan room, Heather's family is like, Are we done with this? I'm hungry. Yeah, like just to move some food or something in here. Just two more hours. This was technologies from 2003, so hold on a second. The doctors like, I... Sunchips?

Are those sunchips? New couples. This guy sucks. So then, I mean, this was a real treat this episode for this show. They were bubbles. This guy sucks. This guy sucks. So then, I mean, this was a real treat this episode for this show tonight, because then we had not only do we get Richard Marx, but we got another cultural icon. Gina Kio. Oh.

Gina Kio. Guys. Gina Kio. You know, the first and a long line of people on the show. Who are just like, hey, hey, hey, oh, you know, I don't know my husband, I don't know, like a thinky lie. I don't even know if he likes me really, but we do have a washing machine, so that's good, you know. Yeah, you know, Shane. And then, actually in Gina, she brought like a fake Camille grammar

I don't know if you guys saw that I was like this is like a night of a thousand stars. I really thought I was Camille grammar Yeah, so that was a brain scan and I thought the brain scan would be like a very It's a Looking deep into my Talking things I need and all that stuff, so... And then it like a YouTube and it's so upsetting. So sad. So then we get surprised, it's Heather to grow!

With the poor person prop. Chicken. A fucking off-chick. Do you remember, Jen, the first time we met? And I said, do you cook? And you said the nanny makes chicken sometimes? I brought you some chicken. So apparently there's actually a state called Kentucky and they kick, yes, and they make chicken.

It's amazing. I love Heather, says, we have a little thing about chicken and it's literally where Ronnie just said. It's like, I had chicken the other night. Oh! That's like, eh, and she's like, just gonna grasp that. We are all hilarious girlfriends. And she comes in with that.

She comes in like holding it. She's like, Terry, make sure you have the hand sanitizer. Ready to go. Once I drop off this piece of shit. We cut through her neck. She's just like sipping out of like a Campbell soup. Oh, can. Open. She's like, a fire, a little fire in a trash can in front of her. Like, we are best friends. All of us, aren't we?

Now, Jen, I do hope you enjoy this bucket of chicken. Is it? Unfortunately, KFC does not have a mousse bushes, but I did ask. Gina has come to this party, by the way, wearing the curtain ride. Not the Carol Burnett, so making fun of Scarlet O'Hare, okay? Now listen, I am a person with Midler posture. I've always, I've got Midler posture. I meet you. Look, I love terrible.

I'm literally like, I literally eat dinner like this and this is not a joke. I'm like, I turn into the penguin. I know, like, hmm. So listen, I'm not dissing anybody on their posture. But if you have, if you're a circle, like if you have like a half circle as your posture, do not put a straight line about the half circle, you look crazy! It looks like someone has gone fishing and she's gotten stuck on the pole and they're just like,

they're trying to get her out of the water with the pole, but it's just pulling up her shirt. She's like, That's what we call her. It's such a specific image. What is that? But it's true. But it's true. But it's true.

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But it's true. But it's true. But it's true. But it's true. But it's true. But it's true. But it's true. But it's true. But it's true. But it's true. But it's true. But it's true. But it's true. And I'm picking up the kitty. Nice. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER So, Kio comes up there.

It's like the end of big when he shrinks back down again, but it's still in the big clothes. We're shoulder pads, I did. It's just like a little head and then shoulder pads. So, Kio comes over and she's like, Higine, you look so sophisticated, JK. So is that Kelly Dodd or is that just someone who looks like Kelly Dodd? That's like, which one?

That's like 10 of them. So it's Brit, which is Matt's girlfriend. And it just gives us a not Kelly, not Kelly, not Kelly. So then it cuts over to Heather talking to Jen and Heather's like so Jen How do you know Jenna Kio? I haven't seen her for years and Then goes actually I don't really know where we have like a mutual friend who said that she's good I've taken a glass of wine to the plethora, so I

Invited her to be a wall between me and Noelle at just in case. Does she know about chicken also? Also, another cameo. They didn't even let her speak, which I thought was very unfortunate. Comey, our new friend of the Nupa, the new Joanna crew, Joanna crew is resting, right? She's Polish.

Well, sorry. Um, sorry. I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry. I feel really bad for Kemi that she didn't even get a sympathy like, oh, Kemi everyone's like, uh-huh, next. What? What wonderful party you're having!

I love it, but we do need more from her. No, I was like, my divorce is just killing. Also fun, you did it today? That's so fun! You have mediation today? Tell me all about it. So now, three hours later,

Emily is finally getting results from her brain scan. That has taken, I mean, for crying out loud, you could like literally buy a car in three seconds with Apple Pay. How could this thing not read your brain faster? So the doctor, because Emily has been sitting there roasting the doctor this whole time, right? She's like, hmm, still don't know you. This is dumb. Is this over yet?

Jesus Christ, I'm starving. Who is this? And he's like, well, it looks to me based on the bu-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub-bub. It looks like your sleep quality could use some improvement and you carry a lot of stress. Now, excuse me, I have to get back to my shift at John Budges. Have a great night.

Who the fuck are you gonna tell? I think that you carry a lot of stress. Who's gonna be like, nope, not me. I feel no stress ever. Being a human, it's just the easiest fucking thing in the world isn't that? No stress, no. So this guy's a big fat foamy. And also, who's gonna go get their brain scan?

Where you get your fucking eyebrows? That's exactly right. By the way, I'm feeling my eyebrows moving and I'm horrified. I'm not used to it anymore. Today my eyebrows scrunched together, and I was like, oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! They're cutting under the table. It's time to see Dr. Jen. Oh. Oh. You're all in one desk, two hours a month. Two hours a month.

Two hours a month. So now, yeah, so basically Emily is like this guy's fellowship because I sleep all the time. And then we see that shame takes videos of her and he's like, look at her sleeping This is our like So then the de bros are like pretending that they are going they're gonna indulge this for one second So like, oh sure we would love we would love to do the brain skin. We're a joiner, okay, we'll do it.

By the way, this room is way too poor for me. I'm leaving, bye. I think the real reason why I'm leaving was mad is because the longer that thing went on, the more that technical thing was denting her hair, right? I know that every time I get off an airplane and I have my headphones on, I literally have like a band, like a rainbow,

like reading rainbow over my head right here. So I get it, I get it 100%. Oh, be balls. Oh, I'm sorry. Be balls. That's a real fucking pleasure. I do this all the time. I complain to him on my ear all the time

to Ronnie's just looks at me like getting marks on your head. Oh, that is so funny. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Every time. I'll be there soon. looks at me like getting marks on your head. Oh, that is so funny. LAUGHTER Every time. I'll be there soon. I'll be there soon. So, yeah, Tari and Heather go in,

and they just have that look like, look at you with your business kind of doing the same thing we're doing, but without a television show or trillions of dollars, so funny. So they're giving that look and Terry's like this machine is gonna blow up with my brain balloons. So great to see the first ever Botox neurosurgeon. Great work there Dr. Jen. So Terry goes Emily tell me that you've brought Jane and then it cuts to Jane in the party alone going Do I know anyone here?

You just see his parents Perry and Larry and that's the window being like Hushin and that's the window being like... Hushin. So Emily comes out, she finally emerges. And she's like, I had my brain scan. Do you know what it said? Unreadable... King of brain scans! Oh, of course, saying bless his heart.

It does seem to get the brain scan. It's like, do do do. It's like the end of Pac-Man. Do do do do. So, no, well, it's like, you know what's so funny. I got my hair braided today. Even though I'm going through a divorce, which is, it is terrible.

But I got my hair braided, but I didn't know that we're gonna put the actual brain scan on my head, but they are. And Emily's like, yeah, like she said that it was really hard for the brain scan thing to work over extensions and I was like, you're in Orange County,

you might wanna rethink the machine. Or have a, you work in medicine, you might wanna rethink the machine. So, Shannon and Terri, she's like, oh, look at all these people having fun. Oh, look at, is that Kelly down over there? Oh, yeah! I know Ella went right up to a break and was like, oh my God, you look just like Kelly down.

And break us. I'm coming for you. Kevin. Ha ha ha ha. Killed it, brut. So. Kevin. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah, it says, oh, I have not a care in the world. I'm just happy, happy person who sells real for real. What a great day. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh angry face, you know, and Stan is like, whoa, good to see you. Yeah, that was a very chilly reception.

Stan, I'm from Jeanne over there. No, not from Jeanne. Finally, what's going on with Jeanne? Well, Jesus Christ, I was having fun for the first five seconds of this party. And that girl was horrible to me. She stabbed me with a thug. The gun, the gun. Done like, okay.

He's like, okay. Do we need to bring in chef noodles again? No, no, no, no, no. Done like, it's okay. He's like, okay. I can't get him in. Do we need to bring in chef noodles again? So, so then Emily sees Shannon and and like slaps her on the ass. And I say, oh, well, I ain't, she's like, what are you wearing under there? That's a, that's a little bit of a corset.

It's a corset. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Don't spank, shame, shame, I'm speaking of, weren't you, of course, and I'm... Don't spend same time speaking of spanking. I got my husband one from a naked bear, not a gay person, an actual bear, a very horny bear. Have you ever seen a stack of bear vaginas? So, Jen's like, hi guys, I'm gonna start talking. Oh God, I'm just like, this is fucking...

The words you never wanna hear, guys, I'm about to start talking. Oh God, Jen. All right, good. So I felt bad that Maria, Maria, I'm just in Maria bello. Nancy bello. I felt bad that Maria bello wasn't there too though.

I felt bad that Nancy bello wasn't there to see this. So Jen is like, guys, I'm expanding my business to include the brain. Don't worry guys, this is gonna be like a 10 minute speech and I don't have a microphone, so I'm gonna project. This is me projecting, can everyone here?

Can everyone hear me in the lab? Oh boy. He's clutching that Chihuahua for dear life. Oh boy. Now through the rest of this scene, I mean it's so funny how they show just cycles itself over and over. Ryan is sitting there, right in the middle of the room, giving her the tongue out of his mouth just like you're an idiot look where he's like,

ooh, but he slowly eats crackers. Did you notice? This is a David fucking be-door move. Through the whole scene, he's sitting there. She's like, guys, please pay attention to this. And he's like, and he's like, and he's like, and the best is that shot of Terry DeBroad,

like staring from the side. He doesn't realize his own camera at that moment. He's always, like, very aware of cameras. But at that moment, he's, like, watching, like, this big ass man. He's, like, I can not be associated with this quack medicine right now. He's just, like, what the hell is this? All right, so here's our first example. This is a 50-year-old woman. You can see brain fog, dementia.

It's not me. Not me. I'm 45, and that also has an old hip. This is her. It's just the new hip was just cheap. It was cheap. It was her. You can see the sandwich starting up here and ending indecent A's. So there it is down here. And everyone's already like Chains like that's too normal to be Emily. Sheans like that's too normal to be Emily. So it's going on.

And on later, everyone's young. So Chen goes, yeah, and you know, a lot of people do medicate with drugs and alcohol. And no, I'll just go clink with Sam's dress. And Shadans like, maybe take it down one or two cases to these because I don't want to fall asleep in school. That's called a callback. Which is something I also don't receive from David. She's the villain that me. So she is losing them right. The audience is like, even Chanonney, she goes, okay, and now I'm trying to explain something up here.

And Tronney goes, nobody told me I would have taken a thinking pill. Tani, say more, say more, heck of more, Tronney. It's just Heather Prattinger, Tronney had to do it. So, Jen's like, well, you know if you're coming over, you're gonna get a PowerPoint. I think so much about her relationship with Ryan makes sense now.

She's like, cries, but this is serious. I lost my dad a few years ago. And then Ryan just goes. So then after the speech, she's like, I lost my dad a few years ago and then Ryan just goes So then after the speech she was like you should be so proud And Heather's like let's go outside shaman easier to attack you there come But also did you hear what Ryan said to Jen after the after the presentation? Oh, Ryan goes so proud of you babe Sure could have been shorter, but so be it

So be it The one thing my spouse has never said to me So So, Stanley name Heather go outside and she's like, Whoa, how was your trip? And I would like you to notice I'm not looking down or piercing my lips. And Heather's like, oh, it was fun. It was so fun.

It was leave one table to go to another table. Fun. I ruined a purse. Just an air mask, nothing big. You know, there's a lot of sauce all over the purse. God, we had so much fun. Cut to that. You're like, how does purse with pizza sauce?

She's like, ah! We are her, me and Gina. It's great to be a carefree person among the people. So Gina is dragged up. She's like... She's... She's got angry face. She's like...

Matt Little Puppy being brought back to the kennel. And so, when she comes up with Sarah Face, it goes... Uts! What's going on? And Shana goes, well, Gina, I have been, I have to say that multiple people have been coming up to me and saying, Gina, things that you're, as in me, Shana Bedore, is jealous of you.

So, which I say, what? What? What? What? What? What? Am I jealous? No.

Does it hurt me when you see that? Yes. Does it hurt me as much as a drawer something on my finger? No. No. Just trying that on the show and stuff. Well, you know, I say I'm jealous of you.

You jealous of your business. And Gina goes, oh, I never said that. Jealous of your relationship with Heather. Oh, yeah, I did say that. I did say that. I did say that. I did say that. I did say that you would jealous of that.

Just, you know, for the record, you also said she got very jealous when you talked about your skincare, ma'am. Okay, roll the clip, roll the clip. Yes. So, Shannon's like, Well, why wouldn't you just come to me? I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, just look at me and you open door, Shannon.

Why everyone totally comes here, I'm all coming to Shannon. We're more proud Well, why didn't you come to me when you heard that before you got jealous of the shanny of the man business? You well, I said yes Gina and and you said put a pin in it Is that what you said the fact that I'm in a good place and that like I'm confident about myself I have to put a pin in my confidence I don't even know how to see any of that wax, okay? Why would she think big about me because cuz cuz pin pinment?

I love whenever she says pinning it she does the double crazy fingers on her It makes no sense she just keeps going How to pinning it? That's what she needs to do. Crazy fingers around her tentals. It's the next level up from windshield wop, Wipeers, right? I never. I never. What don't you like, Shannon?

Did the first time in my life, I've got self confidence, that the first time in my life, I got something to be proud. No, you're shit talking, Shannon, and she heard. Stop it, you're crying now. You don't have confidence confidence you have a rich friend so Shannon's like well that can feel like I feel like a man with a box actually but it turned out so Shannon's like

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