Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Rocked to the Core Friends - Live from Austin!

Episode Date: April 20, 2022

The Real Housewives of Orange County closes its 16th season out with a bizarre but catchy musical number that we shamelessly LOVE. But before then, there's a brush with Tommyknockers, a fight in a store, and a very confessional moment with a sommelier.Thanks to the Moontower Comedy Festival for having us!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm gonna try to grab it. I'm gonna move. I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna move. I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna grab it.

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Anyone who's worried. Yes. And that's why everyone was a minor back then. No, but they didn't have a lot of burger back then when they built the Paramount. So you that. Yeah, it's so exciting to be back here in Texas. Like I landed, all the streets were wide.

Yes. All the streets were wide. And by the way, let's give a shout out to Ronnie's family. That's here It's not just Ronnie It's the whole plan My friend family, so great to be here. I love coming to a show and just checking my phone to make sure everything's okay But my mom, no don't fuck with Rhonda. Just whatever you do. Can I have the number of the theater, please? Okay.

I love you guys, thank you for being here. Yeah, and thanks Moon Tower for having us here at this festival. We have this like celebrities here. Feels very exciting to be part of this, you know? And just in the world, like coming through this time that we've all come through with, this COVID bullshit, you know, like kind of coming through it

and being back out together like a breathing on each other I went to the car wash. I got spit in my eye from somebody. It just felt so good It really did I thought we've turned a corner and then I kind of looked around at everyone's car and they're all green now because they're covered in some Apocalyptic bullshit calling or whatever's going on. It never ends. But if it ends, I'm glad to be here. Yeah. So we are really excited because thank you everyone for being patient and waiting for us to do our recap

of the Real Housewives of Orange County Season finale tonight. Yeah, Ron is doing a little dance. Getting that butt crack up. Ready to rumble. Yes. And of course, it should go without saying, welcome to Watch Our Crappens. A podcast spent all that crap on Bravo.

We just love to watch. Now Ben and I have actually spent time real time together. They had to pass a couple of days. They stayed with me last night. And I don't like that. Thank you. Lord. No.

But we have been singing the newest Bravo song, Non-Stop. Stop. And it really is good having a sister here like that, you know? Because I go online and I'm like, this is amazing. When it's Real Housewives of Orange County doing a music off. So I go online and everyone's like, that's on sucks, that was cringe. But the minute Ben got in the car, we were like,

I'm looking at you, wherever I want, wherever I want. Wherever I want, wherever I want. And then, like, we, like, we're, this is not a bit. Like, we've been seeing that song for 24 hours. But also, like, literally 10 minutes ago, I was just looking at the lyrics of it and I was like this song I know it's written by Richard Marx big. Thank you to Richard Marx and David Wendell. Thank you, Richard Marx and Daisy But when I was like at the lyrics I was, this song sort of sounds like it was written

by Meredith Marx, because it's like, I do whatever I want. With whoever I want, no questions. I'm asked. I do have very little insults my toddler. I take my toddler or anyone else! Whatever, bro, it's what I'm still! Alright, this is my face, iPad. There I am now going to be a conversation about where I'm going to do whatever I want.

When did I become this person who can't open a fucking iPad? When? It's me, darling. It's me. Let me in. I need your secrets. I had to put an iPad on it to protect my nieces from anything that could be on here, you know?

Love you girls. OK. Uncle, I'm going to look at your iPad. I'm going to do some art on the iPad. Uncle, take your iPad back. That was like poor children in therapy after stealing that iPad. I got a combo, but the damn thing never recognizes my face.

I'm like, listen, I know I gain and lose 20 pounds every week, but could you recognize the cheekbones at least? Sorry. All right, so welcome to Real Housewives of Orange County Finale. Yeah. Yeah. Now normally you'd say season finale, but the way shit's going over it, Bravo, we just

don't know. Okay. I would never say such a thing. All right. So previously on Real Housewives of Orange County. Yeah. Guys, I'm back! Oh, I was supposed to do that one wasn't I? I was supposed to start with that. Sorry, I'll do it. I'll do it.

I'll do it all so. That way we go. Previously on the Real Housewives of Orange County! Guys, Richard Marx, I'm back. Guys, Richard Marx, I'm back. Cheers to Emily and Gina, two women who have grown on my heart, and I'm sure will never be trainee, backstab me, or try to make Heather DeBrow thread my life. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Zudia Husband, for a botched boob job and she's trying to get me to bring it up on camera. That's it, cameras down!

I quit! We are not doing this time, Remann, come here. I almost sang dungeon and the richest husband of all time. Five minutes later. I'm getting divorced. I'm Dr. Jen. I do bow talks. I have a poor husband who doesn't love me enough. He doesn't wear a shirt, carries around a tiny dog. And he changed his name from Ryan to Ryan. Ryan, could you say you love me?

A little bit later. Say you love me. That's nice, dear, a little bit later. Could you leave your chair closer to me? I need to leave your chair closer. I need more. I need more. I need more. I need more. Okay. I need more. Errrr. Errrr.

Errrr. It's hot me. Errrr. No, well, I just died. Ladies and gentlemen, Richard Marx! I think that Jean-Anne is a put a pin in it, put a pin in it! Then next week. Jeez, put a pin in it!

Put a pin in it! Put a pin in it! If you ever come for me or my family ever again. You will lose more than just my friendship. You will lose everything. Dancing. Dancing. It's been a wild season, a wild season. Hensy. Hensy. Hensy. Hensy. It's been a wild season, a wild season.

You know, I know a lot of people were like, fuck this show, this season sucks, it shows to be canceled. We'd love this, Shitty, you kidding? Yeah. And I would like to personally thank Orange County for giving us an entire season of live shows. We've done like 10 of these, and we just love them every single time. So thanks, Bravo. Thanks for your shitty work, Bravo. Yeah Only show that can make turning a chair exciting

Although Orange County was the original chair drama show because we do remember of course Heather and Shannon When Shannon's and Heather's chair 10 years ago or wherever it was, you know when you came back from the bathroom After I sat in chair You were very angry very Should we call in ambulance? That's simply not true Heather it's simply not oh But all that's in the past now. Now we're in Colorado.

Yeah, so we're in Aspen and it's the day after they've had the latest fight. And so Heather and Shannon are up in the morning and Shannon's like, ah, ah, ah. Shannon looks like she slept on her face, her hair. She's got a shoe sticking out of her hair He's like what the hell Shannon does not get everyone else gets a blowout before they even come out of the bathroom and Shannon's just like I ran up since two or three in the morning. I got up just to get a glass of belvety. I mean water Water a clear liquid and these girls we're talking online.

I know it's so crazy to be in a house we can actually hear something in the next room because I have three movie theaters between the bedrooms. And I would like to thank Richard Marx for that. Thank you, Richard Marx and Daisy Fuen days for building her house. Thank you. So we get to Gina and Emily getting ready because they're all gonna go on their little girls event things today, oh, they're girls, Triop. So they're getting ready. And Gina's like, oh my god, last night,

it's like when Everett get drunk, I just act like an ESO. You know what else you do that? When you don't get drunk. Come on, you're sober. You're an asshole, okay? So I'm acting like an asshole. You're an asshole. She're not acting like an asshole. You're an asshole.

She's like, oh my god, I think it was like the demons, because when we went to that place, she says literally, there was something in that hallway. I'm telling you, there was something in that hallway. I'm like, girl, it was a mind shaft. Like, I know we make fun of your house, but like how bad is it if you can't tell the difference? Carol, you're talking to Gina. You know, you know Gina walked into that mind and was like, nice lie, the kids are loving it here.

Oh, I love an open concept. A pleasant open engine concept. And then we get a clip of the minor guy. He's like, this big. He's like, this came back from the mayor, man. It's all great. It's all great and act over there. It's fine.

I love those new big recliners. They've got over there. He's like, you know, we've got people in the body here. We call them Tommy Nockers. So now, Gina thinks that she's been infested by some spirit. The Tommy Nockers spirit just don't make you an asshole about people's divorces. You know what I mean? The little miners weren't walking around like, oh my god, did you hear that lady talking about a fucking divorce?

I can't. What minor ghost is like, you know what, I'm done with this mind, I'm getting into Gina. I want to live in a smaller place. Tommy Knockers don't want to possess you, Gina. There is no minor in history that's like, you know what we need, Earl? Skincare, we need better skin care. That's it. I'm going to live my dream.

Hey, did you see that? That's the CEO of Carabella. I'm gonna possess her. Why are we making all the miners into people from Long Island? Oh my god! This mine is too much. So, um, yeah, the ghosts don't make you a shitty person, I wrote. Well, actually, sort of.

Well, they do, I guess. Like, the little girl from the exercise was not like better after she was possessed. Well, that's true. You're right. But she did throw up pea soup, which means that at least she had a good diet. No, you've got to hand it to that. But it's like those ghost movies were the mom

and habits to spare it. The spirit to have it's mom, and then the mom just wants to kill the kid. I love that that's every single movie. It just makes the mom want to kill the kids. I'm like, that's how I grew up. That's just normal life. Why do you have to be, you don't have to be possessed by a spirit to want to kill a child.

You just have to have a child. So because they went on some haunted tour in the evening and there was a man on a top hat who like works at Starbucks by the day, but gives these like, you know, like his crazy tours at night. And the guy goes, ooh, next time I go skiing past a mineshaft, I might leave a basket, which sort of sounds like a grinder hook up. But... That's more than I've ever gotten from a damn grinder hook up.

I'll tell you that. You barely get a dick in those. So now Gina is convinced she has to bring a basket to a mind shaft in order to like rid the Tommy knocker from her, which is ridiculous because the Tommy knocker is in her, the Tommy knocker already has access to the basket at the house. What Tommy knocker is going to go into Gina and then Gina takes the Tommy knocker to the mansion and the Tommy knocker stays in Gina instead of getting out and onto the mansion. Is that a good one? to the mansion and the time in Ocarstase and Gina instead of getting out and onto the mansion. It's just bad Tommy Naker choices all over this episode. There's not any good Tommy Naker choice.

Tommy Naker is like the Noella Tommy Naker. Oh, I love the mind. I'm getting in the void. I'm feeling the joy. That choice is the ladies. Oh, we'll get to you, Noel and Ocar. Being possessed by Noel and Ocar. Hi!

By the way, this is a little boy. This is Ron and I backstage. Do you have anything on the Tommy Nockers? Not really, and then let's just go for like, what? But I love that Gima is also... She's afraid she's possessed by a spirit, so she's gonna take a gift back it to a Tommy knocker to get out of her. She didn't even pay for the gift basket, even Jina even steals shit to give to the ghost she's possessing her. And she's trying to give the Tommy knocker like two bottles of the, an Emily thankfully is like, um, okay, like this is too much.

We're gonna keep one of those bottles of the, an Emily, thankfully, is like, um, okay, like, this is too much. We're gonna keep one of those bottles of love. Please. Oh, so they take the guests or whatever, and the chef is just looking at them like, uh, I work at a rental mansion, and you're still crazy bitches. Get out. Well, also, the best part is that while they're like putting together their Tommy and Ocarabasca, Shannon comes out of nowhere, still looking like she crawled out of the ring well, and she's like, heeeaaah! And I'm like, oh, Jesus Christ! The Tommy and Akra's a barooor!

Just like, now it's me. Uh... Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Shannon. I'm gonna feed your children cauliflower and tell them it's rice. Oh, yeah. Hell, hey, I wish someone would possess me that way. I would know that someone cared about me in this group. Shannon jealous of the possession. Nobody's possessed me, so no one wants to live inside me, I guess. That's fine.

Happy for Gina. The power of Jesus compels you. What is it from the exercise? I don't know. I mean, that's from everything. The power of cost compels you. To buy real for real by Shannon Bedouin. So, Shannon's like, I heard you guys talking about it.

You were up very, very late. I heard it over the sound of the martini shakeers. I mean, the water coming out of the closet. And Tina's like, I was in the asshole. I don't even know what happened yesterday. I mean my medication. Like, how many signs do we need? The poor Gina is in trouble, okay?

You're losing your mind after taking your medication and drinking this story line's coming up on real house Lasso Beverly Hills, so I don't want to overplay it, but I think that might be your problem, man Do your drugs and do your alcohol do them in different hours at least like have we learned nothing from the 90s? So then we get to some really compelling content which is noella FaceTiming her mom Nancy. It's poor lady. She's like, hi noella. It's sort of like the same energy of like when you're on a plane and then you know you're the air finally comes on you're like, oh that's kind of like her mom's energy. Oh. That is such a specific energy. It's like how finally. Oh, it's not really doing as much as I would have thought. I

spent all of the tax, you know, all the whole tax, they say it doesn't come on. You get on the air, it comes on. And then nothing. I guess that's true poffle make up for this. No, not with John American. Oh, I guess we're doing pretzels today instead of a true poffle. Okay. For Noelle's mom, you know, and her bless her face, because it doesn't move anyway. So it doesn't reveal what she's really thinking, because I feel like the power of being a parent and I wouldn't know, except that I have that, but the power of being able to say things with just your face, you know, it's. It's like, when you come in late,

you're gonna pay for this. Noelle's mom is just like, hi. Hi. Hi. It's like a gen mom face. So noelle is like, hi baby. Hi, I'm so breathing out the fork baby. I'm breathing out the four baby, everything going on baby!

Are you okay? I was like, oh no, you know I'm getting divorced, dad died. And yes, my typical thing with Heather, you know, just that typical mean girl bullshit. So then we get like my favorite new thing is a Heather montage of her being mean to Noella. It's just like, I'm not sure that our friendship is the right thing for you right now. You're fired from my life. Yes. The reason I got upset with you was because you gave my child pornography. was because you gave my child pornography! My life's good. Your karma's already giving you what it needs.

It's like, damn Heather, I love those Mondages. Just so cold. And Nancy is just like, if she's not going to be nice to you right after your father died, she's never going to be nice to you, Heather. I was like, that is the best piece of mom advice. No, well, it's ever gotten, you know. So, so then Heather and Jen are they're going to go shopping. So, thank God. Okay. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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She makes Heather is this person. Every time she gets in the car. Oh, it's an okay if I sit on this side of the car. I just can't sit on that side of the car. I just don't know why. Oh, I know why because there's more leg room on that side and because you're not sitting behind the driver's head so he can see you're fucking aggressive ass looks in the mirror

every time he goes a little too fast to turn signal on too quickly. Heather! Also that seats smells like a poor person, I'll be honest. Fucking Heather, getting the trunks. So then meanwhile, elsewhere in Colorado, so Emily and Gina have arrived at this mind shaft, which is just like open for anyone to walk into. And they have come in with their basket. They've come in with their basket and they drop off and

they've got like champagne and chocolate and an apple, like, and a diet coke. You know, watch their figure. And Gina goes, she goes, I do not give you permission to take up residency inside me or my soul. I wish you well, and there's a Hershey bar. There is not a damn single person who wants to take residency in your soul. I'm not even sure you have the right to take up residency where you're taking up, ma'am. Okay, stop lecturing ghosts about their residency.

They've died, okay? Gina needs to be kinder to dead people all across the board on this show. Yeah, they have standards. So then, Noelle is like, they do. I mean, they, listen, if a ghost is gonna, if a ghost is gonna possess, someone's gonna be like

Sigourney Weaver, it's not gonna be Gina. You've seen this. So, Noelle is like, The Gourney Weaver, now those are some cheekbones. Nah, that's a ripossette. You possess Sigourney Weaver, and then you get to go up to a nice skyscraper, get a nice panoramic view,

that's a ghost that knows what's doing. So, so then meanwhile, Noelle is is at home batting at the mansion with Betty, the wellness coach slash bluegrass singer from the night before. Betty, the wellness coach, the harmonica lady from last night. We see the clip of last night with Betty, the wellness coach, and she's like, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, on a good player. So then there's a very predictable interaction that happens. Betty goes, so you're welcome to use our essential oils. Like normally I do the smudging with a hawk feather, and then we get into the earth medicine

and it goes, oh, I just lost my folder. Which normally is not a funny thing, but the degree to which she says that, over and over again, is a lot. Do you want the essential oils or not? It's the same flavor either way, man. So Betty's like, harmonica lady doing hawk feather smudging.

Yes, she's like, I just can't get over the shock, carry on. Well, she's like, well, we have a lot of silver mining here and ore and these minerals hold so much energy and like, it has a lot of different frequencies and vibrations and the more we get grounded the more we connect with earth medicine and we can more we understand it. Have you ever related a hawk feather?

Is that something you're interested in? Betty, come your hair. That's what I've got to say about this scene. Betty, you have two jobs that we know of in two days on this show. You can't comb your hair. You have a water cold back and it's like five fists like coming out of the ground. Betty, come your hair. Use a hot feather. I don't care. care do something Unfortunately, I have a Tommy knocker residing inside me who makes it very difficult Tommy knocker Gina left the Tommy knocker back there because Gina's only had like a season of good hair Let's not forget Gina's hair journey on this show Gina left her Tommy knocker in the mind

You know that Betty was over in the mine doing something, probably like cleaning up after somebody before playing the harmonica, giving somebody else essential oils, you know. She got the Gina Tommy Nakhra stuck in her. Now she's just walking around with wooden gather signs and a bad bun, you know. You know, there's like a Tommy Nakhra in the mine

who's like waking up and be like, who the fuck put this gather sign here? This isn't the kitchen. Who put the kitchen sign in here? Live, laugh, love, I'm dead. How am I supposed to live, laugh, love? Yeah, that one's just rude. Like, that one's just silly.

So stupid. Okay, so Jenna, a Jenna. Jenna, my cousin, cousin Jenna. Hi, Jenna, hi, cousin Jenna. Gina and Emily are in the van drinking, so Jenna, Jenna. Jenna, my cousin. Hi, Jenna. Hi, cousin Jenna. Gina and Emily are in the van drinking, you know, and Emily's like, Listen, you've got to work things out with Shannon, okay? Look at Mike.

I started problems with you guys, but now I need you to wrap it up. Okay, just put it along. And she's like, I think that maybe I took it out on the well because I'm pissed at Shannon. And I also may have a low level degree of Patrick Swayze inside me right now. One can only help.

I've no Shannon. That boy, yeah, it's okay. And she's yet to treat me like an equal. You're not an equal, okay. You're a H.E.B. brand stevia at best. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

So, so they are any other cities with fans of their grocery stores like this one. We love our HEV. Yeah. God, I love that place. So, so the women, they, so Emily and Gina, they arrive like in the Aspen town and everything. And then they come across this giant bear. Stuffed bear statue thing. Okay.

And they just put Shannon's, they're like, oh my God, it's like Shannon. Shannon was dressed like a bear last night. It's like, I'm talking to Shannon right now. Yeah, Emily's like, just talk to the bear. Just getting her feelings out. Just talk to the bear, you know. And she's like, just talk to the bear, just get your feelings out, just talk to the bear, Gina.

And she's like, she ain't in, so what be a means to me, all right? Like I'm glad you have a great friendship with Noel. I just wish you could be a good friend to me. And then the Shannon face erases and the bears just like you started off this season. Talking gossip you were given off camera, not only tattletailing to Heather on camera to pit her against Shannon, but exaggerating the information and making it look like Shannon was trying to bring Heather down. You're a terrible fucking person.

You don't deserve friends of any kind. Even I hate you and I'm a dead bear. Also, please learn how to use hair extensions and clothing. Has that been in the moin? So then, be while back at the house, Betty's place, that's just like, no, it's more scrubbing. It's fucking Betty. No, it's like, we're not passing Betty, the harmonica clearer. Okay, so we're back to Betty.

Now Betty's doing the root chakra. I was like, this is the cast that needs the root work. Forget the chakras, get out the tinfoil, and the... Ha ha ha ha. The war rocks. I also do have a beauty salon in town, yes. She's like, so we're doing a root chakra today. Now, may noelle and nover worth.

May it be as high as, what was it, noelle? O black homage. A black homage. That's right. Please Lord. Oh, it's not the Lord. What, who do you pray to for Rita Chakra? I don't even know who you would go to for that.

Trees, I don't know. So then Noelle, roots trees. So then Noelle says, you know I shed a lot of dead weight in Aspen, and I'm like, no, no. Then we have a flashback of her doing her scream. I just feel like, wait an hour, spit, and I'm like, no, no. Then we have a flashback of her doing her scream. I just feel like, anyway, so Nuella goes, we see her, be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, because I'm still in the morning process,

but I'm on the path of healing. I can say that. You can say it, and you have said that, and you've said it to like every barista in Starbucks. You know what's like, we have a latte for I'm still in the morning process but I'm on the path to healing. And Betty's like,

may you have the ability to create and digest emotion and external influences so that you know what's yours and and what others. Am I the only person Who knows how to digest emotion? Let me give you a hint. You cannot digest your feelings until you eat them Doesn't really happen on Bravo so So now we have Heather and Jen walking through Aspen, the Aspen town. And I got these two cracked me up now

because Jen is such like the sidekick. Like she's just taken over that spot of Heather's sidekick. And Jen's like, I can't believe it's snowing. Can I say it's snowing? Snowing. Snowing. It's not as correct it is snowing. And Heather, Heather's so ridiculous.

She goes, so when you grow up on the East Coast, snow actually has a smell. So right before it snows, the sky gets a little pink, and you get the snow smell. Smells like lots of dollars rolled up into the, I'm sorry, I'm thinking of Terry's smell. Sorry. By the way, I grew up a town over from Heather to Bro.

This guy does not turn pink and there is no snow smell. Okay. I lived in New York City for 10 years and the snow does have a smell. It smells like pee. And there's lots of men's name written in it. Up and down the sidewalk. But Jen is very eager to be part of this magical snow story. She's like, smells fresh.

And Heather goes, yes, it smells very fresh and crisp and awesome. Crisp and fresh and awesome. Smell fresh. fresh and crisp and awesome. Crisp and fresh and awesome. Snow. Fresh snow. Yes. So then they go into the store. The Chanel store, of course. And Gina, I mean, and Gina's there.

And so Heather goes right up to Gina and continues. She goes, hey, you're from New York. Do you remember snow smell growing up? Hell yeah, I do. Disgusting. really fucking waffle. It's piss, smells like piss. Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Heather's really trying to make the snow smell thing a thing.

So, Gina seems like bothered. So Heather's like, what is wrong, Gina? Oh God, please don't actually tell me I really don't care And Gina's like I'm really upset about So then outside Shannon who doesn't know that they're all gonna try and turn on her again in the store right Shannon just wants one fucking good day. Yeah, that's all she wants So she's bopping down the store bopping. I mean she's still you know like a broken swiffer coming down popping down the strooboppin'. I mean, she's still, you know, like a broken swiffer coming down the, like, from last night,

she's still like broken wheel. But she's like, oh my God, it's a bear! Ha ha ha! Wa! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Oh, that would have been hilarious

if any of my cast were with me, but they chose to be with each other instead. No. So inside, they're still talking shit. And Emily's like, well, I think the Shannon has troke chosen to take Noelle onto her wing. And she cares about her. And Gina just feels like she didn't get that from Shannon.

And Gina's like, I'm just so sick of it. It bothers me. So then Shannon walks in and Jen's like, I'm just so sick of it. It bothers me. So then she channels walks in and gents like, oh, shunny. Hey, hey, well, I'm having a great walk alone. I might add. And I'm walking. There's a bear right there. Have you, hey, did you leave your tummy knocker if by any chance, Gina? I did, but I don't feel bad. She starts her baby talking where her accent's not even normal anywhere. It's just completely fabricated at this point

I don't feel bad I'm having these solos are in better Gina. Come on. I can't listen Listen Gina. You have to know you just cannot leave those baskets out there It's not gonna bring anything back to life. Lower nose. I brought so many baskets to wedding counseling and unfortunately, you know, David. David, David, David. So then Gina has to explain why she's upset, which is so super interesting to see Gina try and log line her storyline for us because I still don't really get it. So Gina's like, I'm upset because last night for me was not indicative of who I am. And like, I got in again issues with people

because of the issues I'm having with you. And like, you're telling people I'm arrogant? And Sam is like, you go, you go, okay. Ah, hold on, let me have a moment with the bear. Okay, I'm back, I'm better. I think this calls for windshield wiper hands. Okay, okay. windshield wiper, okay.

You go through obstacles up and down because you've been launching your business, and that's amazing, and I'm not jealous at all. Because I have real for real, which is a very successful brand, not jealous. What's it, whatever? But that being said, I just think there's a fine line between confidence and arrogance in certain comments

or on the main side, and for instance, to say, do you even have friends, of course I have. I have a good solid one or two friends, okay? I don't need to say to me, do you have friends, and Janice says, well, you're the one who told me you didn't have any friends. And then we just cut to Heather, who's standing in the mirror with the leather jacket.

And she's like, oh. Oh. Oh. And there's like a gay, there's a gay next. We're going, it's the shoulder pads that make this. Oh. I love it.

It looks rocker chic. It's not rocker. It's rocker-jason. Rocker-jason. And let's give a big thank you to Richard Marx and Daisy Fuentes for designing this rock adjacent jacket. Thank you. So it comes back to Shannon. She's like, you never apologized for it and you never said you didn't mean that I didn't have friends. But you always say like, you got this core too, okay? Like, I got this core too. I got this core three.

I'm never in the cores. Like, you don't think I heard my feelings? I'm not in the cores. Because I feel like, no, I wasn't in the cores. And I'm not in the core. Why would Gina expect to be in any sort of a core? When the season began with Shannon doing fun gossip where there are, and then she ran and told it to Heather,

that is not how you get into the core core. Yes. But when you were single, pretty Travis, I would invite you out with me and my girlfriends. Do you remember that? Who could forget going out with Shannon and their girl? What was that? What the fuck was that? That was forget going out with Shannon and their girl? What was that? What the fuck was that?

That was a lot of margarita, Bill. I'll tell you that. The actual song. Because you know those are the ladies and those bars who are like, oh my, oh my. I'm thinking some rando in the cowboy hat. I can't tell you how many things I have done for you, Gina, that I haven't done for anyone else.

I mean, this is where the game of telephone begins. OK? I have never said to you that I don't have friends. How dare you, Gina? How dare you? Oh my god, I'm windshield wiper hands. How dare you? How dare you?

Let me do the little bounce. How dare you? How dare you! How dare you! Forward finger crazy? backward finger crazy. Forward finger crazy? backward finger crazy. And then all of a sudden something falls over in the other room

and you just hear a jingo. That was me. I was just chasing some dumb right there. Run! That was Jen's season, some dub, right? Right. That was me. Also, I like to have their saying, going up to the woman behind the desk saying, so do you have men's things or only women's,

and the lady goes, well, despite our name being Marcus, we only have women's, and you know, Heather had a moment of panic being like, wait, I walked in a store called Marcus, not Neiman? Marcus? What am I doing here? I'm sorry, what Marcus family is this story from? So back to Gina, she's like, you're cool. I mean, you're cool. I'm not you're cool. And then you're cool,ets, okay? You have a core of two, think you have a core of five. And standing up, I never had a core of two. And you know, she keeps saying,

oh, is a core of five then became a core of four? Are we do assume the core of five member was Tamara, right? Yeah. Wow. Wow. I guess, I mean, I don't know. I don't know about a core core four or five. I'm just just some conjecture Oh, no, so then she probably learned the term core from Tamra because she's the one with the gym anyway You know so then because you know she's never said core before Tamra like who says that my My core, it's my core. We're gonna make more of my green of them.

So Jim and Heather are checking out and the lady's like, so would you like this hanging or would you like me to wrap it in tissue paper? Let's do it hanging. Tissue paper. Oh, I said, tissue paper.

Oh, hanging. Tissue, oh. Hang, hang. Okay, this is an exercise I said, I just shook it. I'm just shook, I'm just shook. Hang, hang, okay, this is an exercise we didn't Syracuse Drama School. Hang, gang, gang. Snow fresh. Oh, God. Snow fresh.

I need a new sidekick. So, Gina's like, yeah, but you know what? I'm calling you Shannon, and like I'm trying to pick up the phone, and didn't you want my answer, me? And Shannon's like, well, I'm sorry, that I didn't respond to you on the day that I had the real for real again. Yeah, because Gina's whole thing is like,

oh no, I do make an effort, I texted you two times. Which the last time I feel like I heard and it's used like that was when Bethany and Jill were falling apart. Do you remember? Yes, oh the chill that just went to did everyone just get possessed by Tommy knockers? That's a hurtful moment in Robo history I know welcome to the comedy festival The day the housewives changed forever

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Get my phone. And Heather's like, please, please don't embarrass us with that phone Please don't do it Gina get out her crack down like you know old phone And she's like look here on August 29th. It says how are you and then on all this 30s is doing And it's like, wow, two texts! Ah! Oh, oh! So, like, basically, she's like, well, Shannon, Gina, I don't know that you want to get along

with me, to be honest, it seems like you're not willing to be my friend. And, you know, they're, looks like they're at an impasse, they'll never be friends again. So, Emily comes in to save the day, because she was the only day because she was the one who also ruined the day. She's like, well, Gina's maybe her, by how invested you are in Noella and Noella's well-being and maybe there wasn't that same effort put into her and maybe you should just like do what the California Bargain and just lower your standards of what you expect. From things. Shannon hasn't done enough. She got Gina Lawyer,

kept her from getting arrested in front of her children, kept her out of jail, then took her out constantly with a group of friends so she could feel part of a group and get back into the dating room, or the dating game. Then Gina stopped her in the back over and over for fucking airtime and a friend who had a better purse.

Fuck you, Gina. Woo! Team Shannon. Team Shannon. But then eventually this goes where we knew it was going to go. Gina being, I'm just saying it right now. I'm just saying, I just like I feel like it's my feelings.

And I just like it's my friend. And I'm just sad right now. I'm just sad. I just like, I feel like it's my feelings. And I just like, it's my friend. And I'm just moving since. But it's like Tommy Nockas, and then there's a bear. And I don't know. I just like, I'm really hurt right now. We'll start fresh. She. And he.

So it's like the season finale, right? So she's like, I'm so happy. I just did a little on time. She's like, oh, I got the reason. Did maybe I said I had a qu of two, don't remember saying it, but if I did say that, it's because my divorce almost killed me and put me under the ground.

I could have become a Tommy knocker. Like, oh my God, please don't become a Tommy knocker. Yeah, there's like, okay, are you guys gonna be good here, because I can't be in this salvation army any longer, okay? But thank you for your service, Marcus. Are we good here because I can't be in the Salvation Army any longer, okay? But thank you for your service Marcus So then let's see okay, so then we get home and these Bravo camera people

You know this is a time of workers rights and I'm for workers rights and is somebody who shots a damn Islam all the time. Pay your people and let them stop paying in bottles. That said, these camera camera men, these Bravo cameraman have too much goddamn time off. They miss too much good stuff, okay. They should have been all over this shanning getting stunned by a hornet thing. That's the best thing that ever happened in my life. Yeah, because out of nowhere, Shannon's like, they're back at the house and Shannon's like, well, this is singing like a motherfucker right now. There was a hornet in the picnic basket. So then we, like, was it painful?

Did the pain feel good? And Shannon's like, well, I'll tell you this much. That hornet certainly tried a little bit harder with me. Then Gina ever did. I'll say that much. That Hornet stuck me three times. Gina texted me twice. Hornet wins. So then we see footage from inside the van,

and they're just in there, and be like, I've been, Shannon, all of a sudden, Jenna goes, Gina, I just got sung by a wasp. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha sticking out of it, listen. As someone who's dealt with little pricks for a long time and had access to a ghouls frame because of it, I just like to say there's nothing to be scared of and God- Like, oh my God! Oh my God! Well, one could say it's almost like you and that wasps thing are divorcing at the moment, no longer to go.

It's, you know, I'm getting divorced too by the way speaking of which actually it does that way right into that she's like she's basically like no this is the time you know I'm like having shot in here is like such a big moment and like I'm gonna take off my rings with her you can't ask for a better friend. And gosh. So she's like, Shannon, will you take off my rings with me? And Shannon's like, I would like nothing more to share in your divorce being.

Yeah. So she sits down and Shannon does the hope when people say God has a plan, I cannot. Like something terrible just happened to me. Could you stop telling me it's God's plan for me to be going through the shittiest day of my life? That's supposed to make me like God more. Don't tell me that.

You know, God has a plan. Like he makes people fall in love. And then he makes one of those people start taking spartanly, and then walks on the beach with a slap. Scott's plan. God has a plan. Love that. Unfortunately for you, it's to get to experience coach.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm like, I can't give it up! I can't give it up! It was so nice of Gina to help me get that ring off. Oh, I guess she wasn't there for me in that moment either.

Oh, I am. So, now it's night time. And Heather is, of course, bossing. Come on, ladies. We're going to lose our reservations. Come on, ladies. So they all get in this band. We're walking.

We're walking. We're walking. So they're waiting, they're walking, we're walking. So they're getting in the car and the van, and then almost someone's like, where is Shannon? Because you hear the Shannon noise in the background. This is like an episode of a row. Where things are happening in the background here. So Heather's like, okay, this is out of sync.

We're gonna go. So she goes to this Shannon's room, and Shannon's like on the bed, and her stylist is there, and she's like, I'm here to help, and fuck her for not waiting for you. Okay, what's going on? And then we see Shannon's boot has shattered. Which I didn't even know could happen,

and Heather like sees it in the bathroom, and she's like, whoa. Shannon's like, I don't know what designer this is, what he puts in his heels, but it looks like it's black and batter. And Heather's like, well, we'll just have to ask the person who owns these boots. I think it says, these belong to marshals.

Marshals are these marshals? Marshals, you need to put your phone number on your boots. We have to call Marshall and get to the bottom of this. So then they go to dinner at a French place, very fancy. So they're all sitting down and stuff. And Heather just hates no-alos guts, right? So Heather makes a mistake. Heather's learned the seat thing, too. She should know to run into the restaurant, take the seat you want,

and then tell everybody where to sit, right? Well, she tries. She tries because she gets in there, she goes, Jen, why don't you sit with me? And then Jen's like, here, yeah, no, here, here, here, no, here. It's like, can you move a little closer to me? No, you come to me, to me, to me, no, Jen. Rotate me a little closer. Rotate, Jen, this way, Jen, Jen. Snow smell, snow smell. So she tries, but somehow Noella sits across from her, and Noella just knows how to piss Heather off and eat. Just by breathing, really.

Noella just doesn't have to do me. But this is how Noa comes to sit down. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm having a bad time. Yeah, they're fine. I'm having a bad time. I'm having a bad time. I'm having a bad time. I'm having a bad time. Yeah, they're fine. It's okay. It's 8.37. I'm one minute early from my two minutes of planned fun.

So here we go. Girls. Let's get the Montruch. I love the Montruchet. And then, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so are like, so are you an actual train, some old yeeeah. He's like, couldn't get us in the down, I'm actually twining these didn't really out. Because I'm in the process of a divorce right now. And that was a real quote. Little or less, now I was going through the list of itemized things because you have to go through that. He didn't mention anything about her. Hundreds, hundreds of cases, all hundred years.

Oh! He's like die, die. I know he's dying inside. He's like, the old point is I leave the table in. So Heather is so pissed off watching this, right? So she moves over to Emily and she's like, I can't, she is talking about her divorce with the Somalye.

Hey. And Emily's like, that's inappropriate. What's the Somalye? How could she talking about this one? It's a poor person who holds bottles. So, Jean is like, Gina. So, that's right. I said it.

So, Heather's like, oh really? Well, what vintage would you suggest for misery? If Heather, I wanted to see Kathy Bates walk in with a fucking axe. Well, everyone here at the table, I'm really excited for you guys to come to my house for a rack and roll party because I'll be making a rack of lamb and we'll be rolling someone down a hill. They'll be the final cast member on the season. Okay, whatever, let's play a game. Let's start some shit.

Tell me something you learned about someone that you didn't know. I got divorced. Uh-huh. Look, like we know, no, no. Ha-huh! Uh-huh! Like we know, no! We know. Well, I came to us, been to more in the death of my father, and the death of my marriage, and I just want to go back to the OC friends.

And so, Shannon's like, well, today I learned that Noella took her wedding rings off, which is showing that she's ready to change rings for cheaper rings. Big expensive rings! She's ready to change into a counter that gives her back cash for smaller rings. Go for you! You're doing it! So then Heather's like, Heather tells Emily that she's basically a great mom and Emily's like, that is the best compliment I could ever get and be even better for the tuna sandwich involved too.

But, um, that is the lamest shit you could ever say this time. But, you know what I've learned about you? You're a mother. Wow, thanks. You're really good at it. When your kids go poopoo, I bet you flushed your toilet. You were good. I have learned a lot about you.

The most basic thing from somebody who pays no attention, you know. So then, and then no, no, no, I have to give this like a line of bullshit too. She's like, Gina, your balance back, you're like a business woman, you're a business woman, you, you're a business owner man, you, you're extraordinary, Jen, you're a business owner high five, Shannon, you're a friend, Heather, and you my dear Heather, it's lovely to count you in my friend group. What are you talking about? No, I'm just a user of shoving someone up against the wall last episode. Heather's eyes have turned completely black at this point.

You know they've shaded over. Her lips are at like 100% first mode. There's like black smokes swirling around her. And she tells us, you want to be my friend, then stop lying about me. I really needed the clip of Heather being like, come on,'t rest down. I know.

My friend group involves Daisy Fuentes. Okay, I work with Daisy Fuentes. My own Daisy Fuentes, and you are no Daisy Fuentes. So they know how it tells us, if the only way to have a nice, fun night with my friends, is the kiss others asked and bend her over all to it. You're fired, get the fuck out of here. I've rooted for you.

I've rooted for you all season. And you're gonna show up at the season finale and be nice to her. No, man, you better get out your baseball bat and get the fucking work, okay? This is not a volunteer job. You are getting paid, punching and do your job. Ripper! Yeah!

Ripper! Hey, now, she does not do it. She does not, and then somehow winds up, they're all like having fun and there's like, they're dancing on the table. And it's like, wow, girlfriends. So then we wind up going back to Orange County. Yes.

For the final like, Coda of the season. Yes. So we get back to Orange County. And we're doing this thing with Jen now where we're pretending to be Jen. They're like, Jen, you know, it's torsier to the season. This is really not working with you, we're gonna need some kind of personality.

All right, so, like what do you want me to do? You know what, my, there's a little girl around here, I can talk to her, it's like, oh, your daughter, yeah, she hates you, that would be fine. Let's do that. Let's do that. So her daughter's like, mommy, and she's like,

ah, ah, ah, ah, and she kind of like half runs after her daughter. I was like, Mommy, and she's like, uh-huh, uh-huh. And she kind of like half runs after her daughter. I was like, oh, you're really making it happen. I'm trying to pretend she loves that kid. So then we go to Nauela talking, well, I'm sorry, but she's like, who were you again? Did you speak to the receptionist before you just walked into my office? It's the kitchen, mama. So then Noel is at home and she's FaceTiming with Kenny. Kenny is like, please, there's only four hours left before you shoot the season finale.

Please let me on TV, please. I can't eat. I'm canny. You are doing so great. You have so many manifesting. I'm like, yes, honey, bring back, honey. I need a full season of that mouth alone. Yes, she's like,

oh, no! Oh, my God! Mommy fast, man! So then we go to Shannon's having lunch with her dad, Jean, and they're sitting out of restaurants and she's like, well, John and I are planning a party tomorrow and I'm just so pressed for time to get everything done, which is why I'm having a leisurely lunch with you by the seaside. And then I don't think you tell a 93-year-old that you're pressed for time. So then the food arrives and Jean goes,

oh, I hate to say this, but can I change my order? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Oh! 30 to 40 positive thoughts. That was 92-year-old humor that you just got there. Ma'am, you're having a rack-and-roll party. I know, okay. A rack-and-roll. Let you just got there. You're having a rock and roll party. I know, okay.

Rock and roll. Let's back away from the dad jokes. That classic pairing of rock of lamb and rock and roll. So, so now we go to what was I, I was thinking about this, this must have been a failed attempt at the finale party because the whole finale party thing

of this rock and roll thing was so weird. And like it was obvious that like it was supposed to be Shane and Emily having like a wedding viral renewal and Shane was probably like, I don't want to. So instead we're having a wedding, a wedding picture thing. Okay. So we see Emily getting into her like wedding dress and everything and getting all dressed and then Gina shows She's like I so wanted to be here because I remember when I first met Shane and you got your ass kicked out of his house For being a loudmouth drunk. I remember two

But she's like I remember when I met him and you guys was saying you had croplum thing You said you wanted to renew your vows, and I was like, Kee-ee! But now I guess he's okay. Congratulations! And Emily's like, she looks beautiful and she comes down to staircase

and she's like, for me to walk down those stairs and see my husband standing there, my kids. I mean, it's like a fairy tale. And then they cut to shame. I'm like, hmm. I mean, Rumpel's dill skin technically is a fairy tale, but... I mean, I've read the fairy tale, you kiss the frog, I get it. But there is a second act. I didn't know that the princess met the frog over at Google Chat, you know? So weird. The technology.

So they do their thing, you know. She's like, well, you know, since we didn't really have a wedding, like we just signed on a little, I don't remember what it is. Like, I got knocked up, we went to Vegas, whatever, but now, now that we actually have it, I just thought we could ride our own vows. So same. I pledge to always make you feel shitty. Every time you eat a piece of bread.

Oh, that's so romantic, Shane. Well, I vow, speaking of that, to always have a turkey sandwich. Yes! And I haven't eaten enough. Are you really pulling a turkey sandwich out of your purse during our wedding? Yup. I'm hungry! So then we go over to Shannon. Wait Shannon wait wait you missed the most important part

Which is that she and she Emily never got an engagement ring because literally the engagement happened over G chat Yeah, you don't get an engagement ring when you engage so you get engaged over fucking G chat If you want an engagement ring Meet the person, okay, You have to see the person. You can't physically put something on your finger in a G-chax, okay? Yes. And she did have a wedding band at one point, but she's been missing it for three years.

So then, Shane pulls out a little box, and she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, He goes no and he pulls it back I'm sorry for that very aggressive sound I just made I'm sorry everyone it'll never happen again The best part is I'm like I really do like saying I know I'm I'm no horrible human. I like it. I do like it. So saying she goes oh my god I'm so glad I got my face left. I think us me too. That's the end of their romantic wedding scene. So now we go over to Shannon's and she's got all

these people in the kitchen working, you know? And so she's like, well, I got to put the beans in at 630. The sausage in it's six, which is earlier than 630. Oh for Christ's sake, what am I doing here? Her wedding. And so then it says Dana. Shannon's cold number one. Core number one is Dana. And Lisa Shannon's core number two. So Shannon is gonna go out of her way now to have a finale party where she proves that she has a core of four.

I love Shannon, like who does that? Hope this, this is what my core friends are. They are people who put vegetables in the oven. That's a core friend, and I had five core friends, but now I have four core friends, and now I'm inviting three core friends, but then two of them got married to someone else's core friend, and then if you have five core friends driving to Buffalo

at a speed of two core friends per hour, what am I talking about again? I don't know how to do the math on that, but I do know this. I've only told three out of four of my core friends. How dare you? Well, three out of four core friends recommend Oral Gel. So my favorite.

So now, Noala meanwhile, she's getting into her rocker get up and she's like, hey, Siri, can you tell me how to light a guitar on fire? And also, what's the best way to tell a guitar that you're getting divorced? Siri's like, I know. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So everybody gets ready for the rock day, the rocker day. And Heather is her

her mom, her mom house with Terry next to the cinema and she's like do you like my glasses Terry? 25,000, 25,000 Terry. Because I love that Heather DeBro for a rock and roll party dress up like posh spice like the non-singing member of a pop group So so Terry's like oh, yeah, yeah, you really look like posh spice. Yeah, let's turn around. Let's see that But yeah, I'm like please stop and look please, please. It's not nice to us. It's not nice I'm like, please stop and please, please. It's not nice to us. It's not nice. Shannon is out of her mind, by the way.

Oh my God, did she steal your seeding in? No, no. It's made of marble. It's too heavy. So she had this great idea for us to do a song. OK, we're going to form a band. But I thought, OK, so we're just gonna show up, learn the song for 30 seconds,

and then I'll go and laugh about it with my rich friends. But no, it's gonna be a real song. So I'm like, we don't have a band, and I said, Shannon, you don't have no song, no name, no music, no instruments, no relationship with any 80s pop stars. How are you gonna do this? So, I have Christian Mark Saratasan.

Thank you, Richard Marks. So of course, Heather got Richard Mark Saratasan. Then got lady, I'm gonna spank you. I'm gonna smack you. In a fun way. In a fun smack. A fun, a fun like, it's fun kind of violent.

Like a hug, it'll be like a smack into a hug, but don't be a smack, there will be a smack. So Heather, of course, rented the studio, rented Richard Marx, rented some people to auto tune her ass because wow, she sounds amazing. Yeah. Yes.

I mean, he made herself the lead singer of this song that she got right and produced. Have we seen them all in rehearsal, but they're like laying down their tracks, so there's before any auto tune. No, if that were, I wanted to track to lay down. Ha ha ha. Cha-na-me-do-in-no.

Cha-na-me-do. Thank God for the engineers in that industry. Wow, I mean, you hear them go into recording, they're like, I don't wanna wanna wanna wanna. I'm like, you talk better than that, just talk this on. I know. Oh, you.

And we did see Heather laying down her track too. And let's be fair you know I know I'm a hater on Heather. I think she sounds amazing in the next track when they actually dubbed over Leah's longest voice because you know The day has long gone when they show the Heather singing she's like It was just like that it was just like that I was like two bocus here get out the light roller It was just like that. It was just like that. I was like two bocus here. Get out the light roller.

Get it out. Now I know why they locked her in the attic in Syracuse. Just voices up there in the attic in the sorority house. Like, ah, ah, ah, ah, children will listen. So they all sit down to dinner and Shana is like, rock and we're all gone! We should mention by the way, whatever ones came as. So, Noella is Noelle Hendrix. Gina is Guina Stefani.

Heather is, this is the part of the Moon Tower Comedy Festival where I just want everyone to grow as much as possible. Heather is fancy spice, Shannon is thunder storms, actually not bad, yeah, that's a good one. And there must have been another one in there that I missed. I don't know if you're good fun. That's my spice right now.

Yeah, I don't care. So then they're having dinner and she's like, hey guys, first of all, Ryan, this is fun, right? Well, we'll talk about later, dear. But I'm not even kidding. She's like, can I get a kiss? No, maybe a little bit. We'll talk about that after dinner.

Could you say something nice? Maybe at home. Maybe at home. Maybe, no, maybe a little bit. We'll talk about that after dinner. Okay. Could you say something nice? Maybe at home. Maybe at home. Maybe. No, I tried to. My lips are at the shop. I can't.

No, maybe a little. I'm a little like a, I can do a little like a, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. Good day, batter. Good day, batter. be here. I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here.

I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I was like, I'm about to have a breakdown in a long John Silver's. And then I did. And then I got really mad. But since then, I learned that people are friends and I can talk about things. Snow fresh.

So fast. Snow fresh. Brian's like, no. Can I get a champagne? She just melts away. And then, well, don't have to fire her. She's gone. She's like, no, fast.

And then, the thing you always would expect to hear, if you had a party that had Carmen Electra and Jimmy Hendrix, and all the famous people of rock and roll, there's one thing you should expect to hear, and that thing is, oh, we're going to be eating ribs. Might be in casserole, corn, and then some creme brulee for dessert. Also, I also want to mention there was to me

a very funny moment, because there were still showing off the core friends. And at one point, Chanagos, this is my friend, Karen. We went to college together, and this is Andrea. And it shows Karen, core friend number three, and Andrea. I was like, damn. Or Andrea. Or Andrea.

Or Andrea. Hey, I don't know her very well. She didn't put the end dive in the bowl so she's out So before we get to the end song, which is my new favorite song that we get the ending lines, which are how's that song go? I Played They played the best music ever They play this the best music ever. Whatever the end song is okay for them.

Oh wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's like, well, Shannon and John are planning on buying a boat together and all of her friends still don't respect her and she's still not received a phone call back from David about when she can pick up selfie from UT. She has a boyfriend, I guess she's moving on without me and you know my kids are falling asleep in public school and I've got a lot going on, Gina, a lot going on. I know, well, this is like, well, I've had a really hard time. My father died.

I'm getting into force, but I learned that I really need to date me first. And then the words come on the screen. It's like, no, I'll fucking the 21, you wrote. It's like no elephant in the 21 you wrote I love no else peaceful like it's time for me. How old are you? Let's fucking do that I didn't get him a stack of a gin is like I got him a float of the gin is okay Gina's is like Gina Bota Futon. From a God sale.

Heather and Terry recently got into a knife fight with Brian Adams after insult at Richard Marks at a free concert in their basement. Emily has been solely responsible for the death of over 700 turkeys this year alone. So then the ladies go into the backyard and to get it to like they're going to form their band. And the first thing that happens is Jen with the guitar being like, someone help me. How do I do this? I do it. What?

Huh? What? And then we get... I would like to thank Richard Marks and D.C. Fuente! Ladies and gentlemen, please get ready for the world premiere of the O.C. R.I.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.L.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.L.E.E. world premiere of the O.C. Reels! Sometimes I'm a good girl, sometimes I'm not, sometimes I get possessed by Tommy Nockers, it's no big deal, but just stay about 10 feet away. about 10 feet away. I've got children, but I don't really know them,

but they come in to ask me things. I tell them to go, then my husband doesn't wear shirts, and he changes his stupid name, and I don't really like my husband. Think he is lame. I passed the bar the first time. That's my lyric. And then of course it gets to Heather. And Heather is like, I'm not pretending he's beside me.

I also like Shannon singing her lyric. It sounds exactly like Shannon talking. She's like, I'm done with singing her lyric. Sounds exactly like Shannon talking. She's like, I'm done with all the tears. I only trust what I feel. It's like, are you singing Shannon? That's me singing those are my notes. Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh- I am done with all the tears. I trust only what I feel. All right, everyone, I'm all together.

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