Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Ry Hard

Episode Date: August 3, 2023

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Real housewives of. A whole new county day here at Watchward Crappens. Yeah, big, big Orange County episode. They're all big these days. Yeah, it's just so good. So wonderful. Yacht. Yeah. Everybody guess what? We're on video. What? As usual, if you want to see us come to Patreon, watch the on, uh, crapens on demand level. Okay. It's also where you get the Patreon bonus episodes. This week is a two-parter for Big Brother cast preview. So good. Yeah, so much fun. We love doing those. Also, we're bringing back a version of a show like we did called Take a Seat. We did that on Spotify Greenroom, but guess what? We're not with them right now, so we are going to be doing this on Instagram Live. Guess what? Just feel free

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Who knows? Maybe it's up now. Go check, that watchwetraddlelife.com. Okay. But we are excited to talk to you again every week or every other week, first and third Mondays of the month. But today, by the way, and also we just want to say it will be alternating with dwell hello.

One week will be a dwell hello week, one week will be whatever this Instagram live thing is. So definitely go and check dwell hello also on one Drupal. Okay. So today is a real housewives of Orange County, a season 17 episode mine. It is called loose lips and relationships. Mm.

Wow. Powerful. I think Ingmar Bergman titled this episode. So shouldn't it be like loose lips, sync relationships or something? Yeah, I just want to. I just want to. So rhyme, come on, guys.

I don't know, it's a little bit more on the generic side. I don't believe like it's like a loose lip forward episode. It was more just like, they went on a boat. You know, that's fine. It was good episodes. It was nothing really happens episodes, which we love. It was good. It's like kinds. Yeah, like things happened, but it wasn't like a loose, it wasn't like a rumored devastated the cast. It was just like a, okay, let's, you know, let's patch things up, you know, et cetera, which is good. And it opens up, um, we don't look at this soda.

Look at the soda I just opened, this Topo Chico, I love you Topo. It's going to be nice. It's going to be nice. I mean, it looks like a freaking high, high functioning lava lamp, like a very fast lava lamp. It's literally, I've never seen this happen. It won't stop. It's just bubbling and've never seen this happen. It won't stop. It's just bubbling and bubbling and bubbling and bubbling and bubbling and bubbling.

MAH-HA! It's true. It's almost like you opened up a portal from hell and like, you know, when you do that and all the souls come rushing out and you're like, no, they're like rushing out of like, like, bubble hell, you know? Like, you didn't open up a portal to hell, but you opened up a portal to bubble hell. Those are all bubbles from hell.

It's like every time Jean gets a paycheck, You didn't open up a portal to hell, but you opened up a portal to bubble hell. Those are all bubbles from hell. It's like every time Jean gets a paycheck, this is all the money leaving her pocket. It's all the, it's all the, it's all the, it's all not going to her open houses. It's all the nickels being thrown with the dress barn cashier. Look at that.

That is crazy. Literally still going you guys. I know nobody cares, but I've never, I've never just never noticed it, but like what the hell is happening? This is a real great endorsement for Tipo Chico, which by the way, I had some Tipo Chico over the weekend I thought of you

and I was like, it really is delicious. It's just, it's just that. It's like forever bubbly. I don't know how they do it. They found a way to keep the water bubbly for hours at a time. It's the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen. I don't know how they do it. They found a way to keep the water bubbly for hours at a time. It's the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen. I don't think it's healthy.

Honestly, they're not an advertiser. What the fuck do I care? This isn't normal. It's still, I'm still holding it up to the camera. Guess what? I'm gonna put it down so we can talk about. I'm transfixed. I'm transfixed.

I like Topo Chico and I like that you love it because it always makes me think of that very elegant lady who's on Mexican dynasties, who is like the Topo Chico and I like that you love it because it always makes me think of that very elegant lady who's on Mexican dynasties, who is like the Topo Chico ares or something like that, or her husband. Her husband started or her grandfather or something like that.

So I always think of her when you talk about Topo Chico. And I'm glad that I can support Mexican dynasties even though fucking Bravo can't. Okay, so the at least one of us is, okay, so honestly, I'm only putting it down not because it's not fascinating anymore because it literally is but my arm hurts. I don't have arm strength. Yeah, so we are back. We're at Mozambique restaurant where Shana has just found out that Heather has brought to the less been talking about her relationship and so she's talking to the producers and she's like, you guys, you guys don't know what this is going to do to me and John Jansen. You don't understand.

Like, if someone's talking about arguments that we had, it's not okay. If this is not okay, it's not, it is not okay. Your live shadow mature killed by discussions about John Jansen. And Vicki is over a still alone at the table acting like she's doing like stand up for the restaurant. She's like, yeah. Was it something I said? She's doing that like question me like the the Jesus shrug.

It's like the crucifixion shrug, you know, Vicki's like, I might as well be Jesus Christ on the cross. She's doing that. Yeah. Let's go. I tried last night. By the way, last night I tried. I was like, let me, I really have to work on my,

my biggie voice. It's really just not the best. And I was like, because she has a hard voice of like this, this sort of like bubbly, growl, but also Midwestern accent. And I was like, I can do this. Let me, let me try to do this. And I'm sitting there in my living room.

And these are the noises coming out of me. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! And I was like, you know what? Sounds like it. Yeah. I was like, I can't, I was like, this doesn't feel Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! the producers and the producers by the way do not give a fuck. They're like eating a case of DS staring at her like, why are you yelling at us? Tamara's the one who's bringing it on camera. All right, you know, I get Tamara because she is not afraid of the producers but she's terrified of Tamara, right? Yes, so she doesn't yell at Tamara and Vicki is just over alone at the

table going, what's going on? What's going on? Do you listen to what's going on? Shannon is currently being ambushed on camera by camera. It's nothing you've not not seen before, okay? It's a classic. Do you have a million times? It's a classic, tamer ambush, where tamer is ambushing her, but actually trying to make it sound like Heather's ambushed her, even though it's literally tamer who's ambushing her.

So Shannon's like, John, you know, he's super private. He's going to fucking lose it. He's so private, which is why he started dating a reality star who has been on television for eight years leading up, preceding their relationship. He's just a very private person. And Shannon tells us, I've made the decision to confide in Heather

when I was at home about something that happened to me in my relationship. I was vulnerable. Do you wanna see how vulnerable I am? Watch my relationship. I was vulnerable. Do you want to see how vulnerable I am? Watch my hand movements to the cameraman. I will put my palms facing their faces, like I'm saying, stop to my own face and I will do the around and circle motions.

This will ruin my relationship with John. If we keep this going. I'm, you know, I'm a stupid shit. I'm a stupid shit that thought it was gonna be able to keep it between the two of us, me and Heather. So they go back to the table and Tamer's like, can I be honest with you? Evidently, Heather's been telling Emily and Gina

that the relationship with you and John is shit. Tamer's saying this, as if she hasn't been going around talking about Jen's entire relationship, like can you believe someone would talk about someone's relationship? How terrible. She's like, I'm sorry, but times ticking when she went out shooting out there just sit down

and let me ruin your life, okay? If I put in teeth these days. Okay, now I'm sorry Shannon, I didn't know this was gonna upset you. And because you got this girl, you got this. Defend your relationship. So you bought a new teeth and helped them fit cancer. You know what, it brought a, it brought a awareness to cancer.

So who knew about cancer before I did it on this show? Cancer, the most unspoken disease in America. Am I right? So well, not anymore. Whoop it up, whoop it up, Dancer. Chance, it's not talking about bucks. Okay. So, Shams, I mean, is there any relationship that doesn't have an issue from time to time? Like, is there any relationship where maybe the two parties involved in relationship don't

really talk? They just drink booze and stare at each other and maybe one smiles silently and the other one looks a scence and that that something happens You know in all relationships, it's fine. It's fine. Everything's fine. We're happy. We're happy couple of me and John Yes, never really happy. We all have problems in our relationships. Okay, we all keep traffic keepers We all keep traffic keepers full of fake doctors from visitor receipts and sometimes you know what? It's not cool to hold that against each other. Okay. That's the one thing. That's not whoop and Sometimes you know what? It's not cool to hold that against each other.

Okay, that's the one thing. That's not whoop. And Vicki's like, so what are you gonna do about Heather? Okay, you should take life insurance out on her and then kill her. She ends up like, well, I'm going to say, read between the fucking lines, and mother fucker, and then what I will take,

I'll have three fingers extended, and then what will happen is I'll turn them sideways as if the fingers are, they're gonna go to the right right and then I will then take two of them and retract them and then what will be left Will be a middle finger which will therefore be well is in between the two lines Although you might not realize it because all three fingers two of the fingers are lines and one is in between the lines And it may read like three individual lines Then she'll be looking in between my fingers at the space and I'll say no I'm just gonna look at the middle finger the point is I'm going to flick her off. I 100% feel betrayed. Oh, she did

betray you. She's like Judas. She did it for 30 million pieces of silver. Hesjadas. He was leading the Bible, Tamer. Are you still Christian? What's happening? What happened to that flatline? The camera's still Christian, anybody? Well, evidently, Heather doesn't remember the last time she talked about Shannon's relationship. It kind of blew up in her face. And then we get flashbacks to the Shannon's first season and all the friction with Heather, leading the worse to the... You all know the truth!

You all know the truth! Shannon and Heather's home when she came to her home and she's like, you are telling people about an email I received and one person on this earth knew that I got an email and I was like, I don't know what you're talking about Shannon. I'm standing in front of a golden guitar played by an actual talent I'm related to by marriage. So please leave my home. Please leave my home. Standing up.

Man, you pipe it. Standing there, then with all of these brothers, like, golden guitars or whatever. And then yeah, ending with that time, when they're like, I think that Shannon might need some help. We might need to call somebody for Shannon.

She's like, you won't all know that, Trowel. So, Shannon's like, you won't all know that true. So, Shannon's like, we know what? People in glass houses, what's it called? And because she stones at them. She stones at the people that, stone the people who are in the glass houses. And then I get the house insured. But first, yeah, take insurance out on the house and the people that are in the house.

And then throw stones in the house. But don't let people see the e-through the stones in the house so the insurance won't pay off. Okay, kind of insurance. How about we just stop talking about people's relationships and then like, whoop it the fuck up! Whoop it the fuck up! Sorry everyone, I just screamed that

into the microphone, I apologize. Tim was like, then is he shent to a sounds badge Time was like, fantasy shinter sounds bad. Because like, yeah, something about stuff. So, how about if we stop talking about people's relationships and we rip it up to three of us. And so they whoop it up and we're done with Vicky for a while. Yes, so now we go to a pumpkin patch

and we just see Emily and her family lumbering in and it's sort of like, oh, like there's just something about. Emily's family scenes are already pretty boring, but like a family scene in the pumpkin patch. It's like, okay, you can do this, Ben, you can do this. So she walks in and Emily's like, hey kids, is she that thing over there?

Do you know what it's called? And the kid goes, it's a scared, wow. And she goes, it's real. He doesn't kill you if you wear in a costume. And she's like, oh, that went really dark really quickly. Who told you that? I don't like that. We're talking about I really don't like that. Who taught you that? I was just about to teach you that that's a lady who runs Confidness. was just about to teach you that that's the lady who runs confidness.

Yeah. Ha ha ha. Who to be fair will also kill you if you're not waiting constantly. And looks like I don't like a either. She has who told you that at school? Is that at school? It's not real.

And she's like, well, don't downstairs and for it. Maybe just teach him is always my scared arm. Maui seems confused and worrying. I'm all shut up, Shane. Shane, why don't you teach them? By the way, welcome back to the piece of shit side of shame.

Okay. Shane did that house husband glow up thing where people were mean Ralph Pittman currently doing it on this season of real house lives of Atlanta, where everybody has called you a piece of shit. So you come back acting like a saint.

Shane has been doing that, and we've fallen for it a little bit. Piece of shit. It'll change back everybody. Yeah, piece of shit, Shane. So the kids are like, I'm not scared. And so Emily tells us that like some of the biggest issues that they have between her and Shane

are the parenting styles, because she's like, you know, I mess up and everything, but the problem is that he always checks me right in front of the kids, and it, because she's like, you know, I messed up in everything, but the problem is that he always checks me right in front of the kids, and it like takes my authority away, you know, and so she goes, you always throw me under the bus. Well, don't get under the bus. Minor king of snark-assum.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, he's like, don't stand in front of the bus. Then winding up, winding up to a bigger king of snark. It's just a I just a little a little a my little's bush of king of snark asm Burnin' on her. That's all you got So um, let's see here um Emily is like, you know what he did like who he just takes my authority away when he talks to me He talks to me like that in front of the kids. He just makes me look like a jackass. You know what else makes you look like a jackass? Getting married to Shane.

Okay. A little funny. Pretty much lower your own stock with that one. So they get on the hay ride and Annabelle is like sitting off to the side. I'll piss off. She's like, Annabelle. And so Annabelle is like, um, Annabelle comes in with your brothers and she's like, why a motto. And so Annabelle's like, Annabelle comes in with your brothers

and she's like, why can't she sit there? And she goes, Annabelle, come here right now. And Annabelle's like, you said you didn't want me to. You said, you wanted me over there with my brothers. So she's like,

well, what did I say that? I never said that. And she goes, you did. You know, I'm really on Emily's side on this one. Like this, not only is it undermining, but also like Shane is almost taking the position

of the kids instead of just like, like it's bad, I don't like it. So Shane's like, like, well, you know, I do like a lot of things, well, if not better as a parent, you know, cause I've got patients. And I'm like, oh, I don't as a parent, because I've got patients. And I'm like, I don't have patients. Yeah, I'm guilty of giving them too much grace.

And that's where I become the fun dad. Do I want to be the dick dad? No. But you're pretty okay being the dick husband and having no grace for your wife. And she's like, can I take off family picture at the pumpkin sign? And he's like, oh, what?

Look, does that found look at that found? Oh, so people can look at it and see a family that's happy and smiling. Yeah, we should do that. And she's like, well, we are happy. We are smiling. We're doing anything we're happy. Come on. My mom had a job growing up out there.

You. You're making me cry because I'm not making you cry. It's the heat. So now the kids are getting worried because mommy's crying and she's like, Hey kids, it's a scarecrow. Oh, it's mommy. Sorry. Laughter is the best medicine, right? You're also the disease, okay? It's the problem. You can't be the disease and then sell me the medication for it, okay? It's a classic tactic, sir, and I'm onto you. It's time for commercial.

It's time for a crap and it's commercial. So then we go to Tamra and Jen, Jen, Nana, who are shopping some place. They're doing, oh no, they're at Healthy Ball. Oh my God, the restaurant. You know what, I have to hand it to this restaurant. Good job on the naming Healthy Ball. Like what else is it gonna be? Healthy Ball.

You know what it is. You know what I mean? Well, you know exactly what it is, which is you're gonna go bowling instead of bowling balls. I spurred lettuce. You just roll it right down the alley. It's bowling while you do jumping jacks. So, uh, Tamara, they're, they're gathering to have their healthy balls. And Tamara's like,

like, I said at the pool party, I truly want to apologize. I will take complete blame for all of it. I'm so, so sorry that I alerted everyone to your flandering boyfriend's ways. Yeah. Have you happened to have the ball before us? Cause that's how it was healthy, see you about luck. And Jen's like, yeah, well, my core may be strong, Tamara, but my hunger is even stronger. I'm really glad we're here together. Hopefully we can work on our friendship and our bonds

and our love of each other as friends. That'll be great, Tamara. You know, I do wonder, hello audience, this is me talking to you. How do I sit here and just get beat up and be the punching bag and just forgive? At some point, I'm the idiot. At some point, that will happen. I'm like, oh, I think that point happened a few episodes ago.

Girl Don has Don. Don has Don did. You know what I mean? Mike. It's happened. You've been there. The sun has already come up on that day. You know what I'm gonna You know that song the lesser known sequel to it's a new day. It's called the day already started

So then tamar it is that thing where she's like look at me Who cried? Remember does that thing where she's like look at me Knaw my crime and I can't help you boy guy. Hey, I have to boy guy come put some granola in my Like I just I just feel in my head I just haven't been in a good place lately. And I'm probably taking it out on you. I mean, I apologize because cut fitness close to that. Eddie's grandma's not doing well. At least grandma, come on. We're just swapping out the dog this week.

I thought it was supposed to be cut fitness in the dog, but now Eddie's grandma. I just had to give the ass of Eddie's grandma to my side in a box. Do you know how that works? Do you know how hard that works? There's a lot of stuff in this head. There's a to my side in a box. Do you know how that works? Do you know how hard that works? This is not starting this head. This is not starting this head. Really?

It's a lap of going on. That's a lap of going on. You know, I had to bail out my, I had to bail out my mom's boyfriend because he shopped at a holster. That's a lot going on. And I'm a person that doesn't sit with my bow shits and then it just sucks. But then when I get to get to players when we just trust each other. I should have been better with my words

Better with your words. You're like Yeah, I should have been like better with my words that I should not been like your husband's a horror I should have been like your husband's a horn. I just had to close my business, so I'm going through a lot. Bitch, please, and thank you, bitch. So Jim's like, yeah, well, you know what I love. You're like breaking down your walls right now, Tamara, and while breaking down is good. And these places take a while to get to, and I understand that, Tamara, I really respect what you've done with your walls, your emotional stage, Tamara.

Well, Tamara, I'mmer. Well done, Tamara. I'm so proud of you, Tamara. I'm so proud of you. Is this mocklit? What would you call this flavor? Mucklit. It's very... I just love Jen and her.

She talks so big in her confessionals. Like, I'm not gonna sit here and just like how many more attempts I have to forgive and forgive. I'm not gonna be that person that it got served being like, I forgive you. I like the words you're putting in the work.

So, Tamara's just as complaining. Everything that you've done on other people. Wow, it's okay. I know. Thank you for coming up with fast, little reasons for why you were total off of it. And now Tamara is in a new confessional look. I mean, at least I have not seen this one. It looks like she's just wearing pantyhose as a dress, first of all, she's wearing that nude colored whatever. And then, like, she, I don't know, exploded an avatar that bled all over her.

Because it's just like, it's just like blue streaks. It's like an ice skating. I don't know what it is. It felt like hilarious. It felt like parts of her dress are on the run from the law and just were like, oh, the cops are coming. I just left. So she is like, I haven't changed my mind. Anything, bitch. I haven't changed my mind about anything with Ryan and Jen. But at Nobu, it got like really bad. And like, I was an asshole. And at this point, I wanted to know that I want her to be happy with the man that she's with.

And I don't want to bring her down. I just want other people to bring her down. So my work here is done. Yeah, and then we see a clip of the napkin thrown in her face, which will make me laugh every single time. I don't know why. So it's like, I actually like, did like a freeze frame of just like Jen,

like, with like napkin on her face and her hands up, like, uh. Yeah, so Tamara's like with like napkin on her face and her hands up, like, uh, yeah. So Tamara's like, I'm almost the best fierce. I would love the opportunity to sit down with Ryan. I was like, oh yeah, this sounds totally innocent. I'm sure this is gonna just be some totally innocent thing where you apologize. And Jen's like, oh my God, you know what Ryan?

Ryan is so open to that, Tamra. He really is. I mean, he really loved that. He loved sitting. He loved sitting. Tamra, thank you so much. Thank you for understanding that Ryan loves to sit. None of this beautiful Tamra.

Yeah, yeah, he loves to sit and have people sit on his face. So anyway, Shannon asked me if Eddie and I wanted to go on John's boat and since it's like the 12th time we've done it and we hated every single time, I said, why don't you guys come as well? So like, I just want to be like a fresh start. Haven't we learned yet that it's not fun on John's boat? How many episodes on John's boat do we need to realize?

This is not fucking fun. We had a family friend who you always want us to go on his boat. And when time we went, it was the worst. Because guys on boats become so controlling. He's like, yeah. Sit down. Do not move like that. I'm concentrating. Do you understand me?

We're going my condes, see it's like literally yelling. And then we get off the boat and he's like, oh, hey, wouldn't that find everybody? No, boats make men monsters, okay? And John's no different. John gets on the boat. He's like, Shannon, did you line? Shannon, get the fender.

Shannon, do you have a fender? Get that Pepsi-Can fender fender that teeny tiny I was like You know what don't yell about the fender we watch below deck. Okay. We see we see big boy fenders Okay, and there's little tiny hot dog fender. Okay. Why do you even have it on your boat? So let's see so James like oh my god That is gonna be amazing, Okay. And she's like, so yeah, I just, you know what, I recommended that you and Ryan come as well. And she goes, oh my God, Tamara, you did. Oh my God, he would love the opportunity. You know what, Ryan loves

sitting and he loves being on boats. Thank you, Tamara. Yeah, this is a blessing, Tamara. This is a golden day. And Tamara's like, yeah, well, everyone's made mistakes in their lives, like all the people who stopped coming to cut. And you know what? I never should have said anything about it. You know, those who throw stones, those who don't stand bones, I really don't understand anything from the Babbles.

Well, those who cast the first napkin are the ones who have to suffer the consequences. And you can throw a napkin in my face and know what they say. People who live in glass houses are actually remarkably free to throw napkins. It's going to be okay. And you can call me horrible things. But at the end of the day, I know you. And I'm going to take care of you and us because apparently I'm not interested in my own self interest right now.

Oh, yeah, you know, I've known Tamra a very long time in our friendship. It means a lot to me. So I'm always going to fight for that and I really, really hope that Tamra means at this time about sitting, about going on the boat, all of it. And she's like, you know, it hurt me, but I want to rebuild camera. Okay, you and me. That's rebuild. She's, yeah, I guess right. I'm not drinking tequila anymore. Cause it's tequila's far back. It's tequila and it is grandma's fault. She's not doing well. She's been drinking tequila. So now, Heather DeBro goes to basically

the boutique of Orange County of years. So she walks in, hello Alfredo's, I'm back. It's television's Heather DeBro. Here to meet with televisions, Mark Cuban. Oh my God, Mark Cuban and a lady. Nice to see you again, Mark, fellow rich person. So when we did the preview for this, the preview of the trailer, trailer breakdown or whatever, God, we were wanting to, we were dying to know what this is all about.

And I loved finding out. It was like a huge thing because you said, I don't care about things that happen in the preview where they're like coming up this season. You know, I could care as it's all like stupid. But this part, I was like, what the hell is Heather doing with Mark Cuban and we find out today Mark Cuban it says below it doesn't say shop tanker billionaire. It says Mark Cuban founder fireside and Fallen CEO and co-founder of fireside Buck is by our side

We ever heard of that before today. No, I was like look at because that's what I looked up fireside Okay, Mark Cuban streaming platform fireside confirms $25 million Series a value-ing the business at 138 million dollars valuation says situation says Fireside be part of the show. It's an interactive entertainment app. It is Let's see it is attracted a higher number of high-profile creators to a streaming platform for live and virtual shows Okay, so Would some product placement works? So it's like Instagram live, but like for Heather, you know, for other people.

I guess. Listen, when I think, you know what, I'm going to launch a new tech platform. I want to compete with the metas of the world. I want to compete with the legacy, you know, networks of the world. I want to create a new platform, I think, you know what? Get me some Heather to grow. So that's exactly what we find out. We find out what prompted this in just a minute.

So she said, where did you come from, Mark? And he's like, oh my God, good question me. Where would I come from? I've been everywhere. And Fallon, the co-CEO, was like, ha ha ha, Mark, Mark is hilarious, isn't he? I was like, oh my God. Fallon is giving energy of, sorry, this is probably so rude to say, but she's giving energy from that chick from succession.

The last girlfriend on succession, isn't she? Oh, the dad. Oh, the dad. Yeah, I'm liking her name. She's giving her energy from my childhood. Anyone who watched Succession. But only when Tim Warren, his death at the end of the show. She was just giving me the energy of someone who's like,

okay, well, this is my company, and Mark Cuban has invested in it, and I'll just sit here and he gets to act like he makes all the decisions, and it's really me, but I'm the woman, so I have to sit here and he gets to take all the credit for a great. I love this. I'm so happy. I'm so happy with this decision. Oh, God. Well, whatever it is, she's sure kissing his butt.

She's like laughing really hard at everything he said. And Heather's like, well, so do you remember Mark Cuban from Shark Tank. When you had dinner with me, Heather DeBro of television, and Terry DeBro also of television, but lesser television, even though it gets higher ratings on television. Do you remember this mark Cuban of television? And he's like, yeah, we were in Vegas, right? No, we were in LA. We were in LA. You remember? You remember, yes, yes, yes. And it has now been established that we are friends, and we are friends with a billionaire who owns a basketball team.

Yes, so yeah, we were in Los Angeles having social talk at a meal that we definitely ate at together. Ha, ha, ha, sorry. Just remember our great, scintillating conversation. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Anyway, I'llillating conversation. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, asshole who says shit like this. My God, the guy doesn't remember you and you're like we paid for your dinner. You mother fucker. Okay. Heather's like, here it tells us years ago, Terry was enamored with

Mark Jubin. He was like, there's a wealthy person that we can aspire to be. So we invested in a company he had created. So we all wound up eating dinner together. While more like Mark Jubin was eating at a restaurant and we pulled up chairs. I have a nice history with pulling up chairs to tables. And what I really love about him was that he didn't call security on us and he was just very normal and laid back, especially when we told him that we were Julia Roberts and Lyle Love it. Yeah, it was a call back to the 90s.

It worked. All right. So let me get this straight. Terry wanted to kiss the ass of a rich person.. Terry wanted to kiss the ass of a rich person. You guys wanted to kiss the ass of a rich person. You saw Mark Cuban somewhere. You went up, he told you he had a business called Fireside that he's raising money for. You gave him $25 million or whatever.

Millions of dollars and said, and we can publicize it on the Real Housewives of Orange County. And now you're going to pretend like you've made some career changing move by investing in a company that you're now promoting. You did not win an audition, Heather. You just bought yourself a job on an open platform, a platform that's literally open to anybody. Does she realize what an idiotic douchebag she looks like in this episode? I'm mortified for Heather. I mean, listen, Heather at least used to seem kind of smart. This seems crazy. I mean, she's listening,

she's just gonna buy her way back on TV. Or it's like investing in YouTube and then bragging that you get to upload videos to YouTube. Yeah, Heather, that's how it's an open platform you're doing back. Oh, I'm so embarrassed. So she's like, some marks like, well, I'm really excited. I'm really excited that you're on the platform.

I was gonna be, this is gonna be great that you're on the platform. Like we're just so excited about the platform, this platform, wow, we're like so, so excited. I'm just like so excited for you to be on the platform. I also am excited to be on a platform. I'm really excited. I need to know what, I'm excited to be doing the first lifestyle content on the platform. I also am excited to be on a platform. I'm really excited. I need to know what,

I'm excited to be doing the first lifestyle content for the platform. Oh, I love the, you know the platform is really, it's just like a great platform for platforms. Like I said, first ever met a platform, but we can't say that

because Meta's already taken. Like please stop talking about platforms. And she says she's gonna have the first lifestyle network. Um, okay, Heather. So she's like, well first lifestyle network. Okay, Heather. So she's like, well, Mark and Fallon are the co-founders of FireSide, a first interactive streaming app. No one has ever done an interactive streaming app.

Oh, by the way, you guys should join us for our Instagram live show Monday. On that total of the app. You'll find that app. The totally came out after Fireside, whatever the fuck this is. So then we cut to six TVs of Heather saying, oh my God, Fireside.

Well, so I've got that Fireside thing coming up. How have, oh you guys, let's sit around the fire. Side, which is coming up soon. Heather Debron lifestyle network. First of its kind, first interactive streaming network ever. I'm just like really excited for this opportunity to be on that, what's it called again, Mark? The platform, the platform.

You have the platform, because, you know, I can do scripted, I can host, I can create content, I can show off my very captivating personality. It's just gonna be wonderful. You're gonna do scripted on an interactive streaming. Okay, okay Heather Enjoy your enjoy your your interactive sitcom on the fire. I can't with this fucking lady I can't so tamers like oh

Big pants my own the fans back but it didn't happen Be careful with that fast and Emma's like yeah, I mean, I feel like I can make content I mean mine is feel like I can make content. I mean, mine is the shit talking channel. Emily, we've been watching you on this show four years now and I can assure you you can't make content. Okay, go back to the pumpkin patch. Okay, so Tim, go back to crime, the pumpkin patch.

Tim was like, did I put apps on the IMDB? So then we see a flashback of how they're group that she's going to be on FireSide and she's like, so, FireSide, it's going to be interactive so the audience can participate. And then Taylor Zeenes forgones, oh, yeah, like Masterpiece Theater. She has, there's like literally not anything like that whatsoever. How's Masterpiece Theater interacting? Listen, I'm just impressed at PBS Landana anyone's radar on the show. Masterpiece Theater.

Does Taylor think that Masterpiece Theater is that you are literally putting pieces together to create a theater? I literally have no idea what Taylor is talking about. So Heather says, yeah, because I've been thwarted from scripted television for so long, you've been thwarted. Yeah, ever since, ever since Wendy Malik blacklisted me on TV land, it's been a hard journey back. I got tripped by Betty White one time at a food hall. I haven't been able to show my face on network television ever since.

Daphne from Frazier has been talking all sorts of shit about me and I know it's rooting my career. And Mark is just smiling tightly like, yeah. And she as well, more eyeballs on me, begets more work, begets more meetings. And if that's the way I'm going to reintegrate myself back into the acting community, maybe that's the whole, maybe that's the whole I jump into. Wow Heather. And that's, that's why I'm having Terry graft several eyeballs onto my face. Oh, I'm going to dive. Nothing says career invigoration, like saying you're going to dive into a hole. I'm going to go down into a hole. I'm going to go down into that valley. I'm going to walk down from that peak and go right into that valley and get myself a new career.

I have to say it's not a bad idea because if I would give Heather Dubrow the time of day outside of anything having to do with housewives, If you told me Heather Dubrow is going to dive down a hole, I would watch. She might be onto something. Heather's like, I'm just so nervous because yeah, yeah, it's hard. You know what it's like? Creating a successful show is very hard. And the hardest part is she goes, oh, do they like me? That's the hardest part. I mean, that's the Imposter Syndrome.

Am I right, Mark Cuban? Who were totally on the same level? That's the hardest part. I mean, that's the Imposter Syndrome. Am I right Mark Cuban? Who were totally on the same level? Could you just shut your mouth and listen to the dude who has successful shows? Like let him finish his sentence. You know what? This is, you know what? It's just like Imposter Syndrome,

sort of like when Gina tries on Michael Cours, she just, you know, I can see it all over her face. Right, because it's like everybody, everybody's like, well, you know, you tell everybody, what do you think? And then it's like, Crickets, oh my God, I know exactly how you feel, Mark Kubin. Look, I'm finishing his sentences. That's how close we are.

Sim Patiko. Okay. You know, I once rented the movie Maverick, which sort of puts me on the same level of you owning the Dallas Mavericks, right? So we're basically the same. So I just, my note is God, she's terrible. So Mark loves her. Yeah, you know, it's like a comedian telling a joke that ball, it's gonna happen. Am I right? That's what happens to comedians. That's what I tell myself every time I get up on that stage, Mark. Okay. Memo to Gloria,

my invisible assistant, have stand up on the platform. It'll be great. Put that in the hole, put that in the career hole. This business is filled with rejection. It's a mind-fuck. I have no idea what this new venture is gonna lead to, but it's terrifying, it's daunting. And you know what?

It might remind people, Heather Dubrow is still alive. Heather, page Kent, if you will, my stage name. So you're right. Heather Kent. Heather Kent.row is still alive. Heather page Kent if you will my stage name. So you're right. Heather Kent Heather Kent. Heather Kent. Yes, still alive. Watch out. Using her husband's millions to buy into a company she can create content for that everyone else is getting per free. Okay, Heather. Have fun with that. Saga. I don't just want this to work. I need this to work. And then then Fatima goes, you're going to make to work. I need this to work. And then Fatima goes, you're gonna make it work.

Well, thanks for your... She said, I'm sorry, was I allowed to speak Mark? Was I? So, I- Thank you, bro. Fire aside, watch Heather Dubrow on fire. I'm sorry, I have to look. Come on, we have to look.

Heather Dubrow on fire aside, welcome to the HD network. Come, oh, that's why she says, my network is HD. Or what is her opening line? I'm an HD and I'm bright and I'm white. What, oh, HD. I thought that was a pun on Heather Gibralen, her initials. Either way, it's the HD network. And she has a show called Nightcap.

Oh my God, you know what? It's called Nightcap. And guess what? It's called Nightcap and guess what the clip art is? It is a glass of shaps. That's right, which I popularized. Heather DeBrow. And I press click, I clicked on it. And it says join membership.

So I'm gonna click this. It is $17 a month for the Heather DeBrow network. Go fuck yourself, how about that? Okay, here's-beard network. The fuck yourself, how about that? Okay, here's the Ronnie side network. Go fuck yourself. 1799, that's more expensive than literally any actual streamer, right? Or I actually shouldn't say that.

No, she's priceless up at the same level as Netflix. So private readings with Tyler Henry, private reading getaway, give away with Tyler Henry that guy who like talks to dead people or whatever. So let's see his is well some ladies talking to Tyler. She's very excited. So let's say joined membership. His is 11. His is 1395. I'm sorry. I'm yelling, but that was yelling a man here. That was his is 13.95 a month. So Heather, do bro is charging more than somebody with psychic abilities. Girl, I can't.

Well, Mark Cuban, thank you so much for meeting me here at Javier's. And you can tell the waitress by your side that I will have a wine spritzer. Thank you very much. I'm the CEO. The CEO of Spritzer. A wine spritzer. Thank you. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. Gina meets Jen at a place called Olivia's Classes. It's actually a woman that Gina has walked into her house and she's literally just taking things to wear at this point. Yeah, I have to say, I do love, love, love. Like, I do love Bravo for being so shady

because of course, Bravo would juxtapose, Heather DeBro hanging out with Mark Cuban, you know, a huge billionaire whose entire like persona these days is that people go to him and ask him for money They got to Gina walking into some shitty little boutique called Olivia's closet like that The drug position of like very very very wealthy people and now he is Gina. Oh my god. I met Olivia's closet Oh my god. This sweat is half off five dollars. I'll take it

Yeah, fourth bang So she's meeting Janet really and I'm like hi. Oh my god. I'm so glad you're here. I'm so glad you're here, Gina And Gina's like, what are you doing with the kids? Oh, you know soccer baseball to hands. What's going on with you? She's like, oh, I'm friends with the top real estate people in our area the archa lettuce and Travis worked with them a lot because he did moreages and I just keep telling him, get your license, Travis, and then he said, we should do this together and he's ready to go. But I said, you know what?

And the next month I should have my license and I want my kids to see that I work hard for my kids. You can relate to that. It's hard. Have you always worked? I was like, oh my God, Gina, Jesus. She said 10 things in one sentence, and you said 10 sentences for one thing. I wrote down Gina tells an uninteresting story about her in Travis and Real Estate.

Dude, I write down every single word. I don't know. It's like the Gina monologues. I should know better. I also love that she's going to get like Real Estate advice from someone named David Archileta, because I really am just Imagine the little boy from American Idol and I And girls how you go into that

So She's like oh my god Travis passes test and like oh my god I'm gonna have my license in like two months or something like that You know because I want my kids to see that I'm like willing to work hard for them Okay, and I'm sure like you can relate I guarantee by the way way, the kids will never say like, that doesn't matter how old they will, they're never gonna say, you know what? Mom worked hard for us. That's just not the nature. No, they're gonna be on housewives in 40 years and they're gonna be like, we were poor growing up. That's my mom would only bake cookies for real estate showings. Never for us.

I grew up with a gather sign that cost more than my entire education. Yeah, kids don't like it. So Jen is, she's saying how she was like the basis day at home mom and she had this yoga studio and was really just a passion. And now I just need it. I need this yoga studio almost as just a passion. And now I just need it. I need this yoga studio. Almost as much as I need. She yoga outdoors.

What an innovation. I'm sorry, I don't know. I'm so worried. No, I love it. I love it. But I love that she keeps saying, oh my God, I really need this. And every time she says it, she's wearing Fendi.

She's wearing Fendi again today while she's talking about how poor she is and how her children mean this yoga studio. So you're close. I think she's just saying how poor she is and how her children mean this yoga studio. Oh, so you're close. I think she's just saying she needs it emotionally, but it's also funny that for as much as she needs the studio, she's also really pushing this like we're doing yoga in a park outside, not in my studio. Okay.

Yoga, we work parking lot. Okay. You won't even rent out a we work office. Come on, Dan. So she's like, wow, you know, the more I know Gina, the more I respect her, it is crazy. I just see her spirit and it's delicious. Do I want to eat her spirit? This is crazy. Gina, your spirit's like a healthy bowl. I love it. I want to eat it. So Gina's like, um, regardless of how her relationship ended, everything forward from her relationship ending is great about her.

Yeah. We have so much in common after that. Like we both poor. Anyway, so Jen's like, she's like, well, um, so I met with him, and I, you know, I just let her talk, you know, and we got to do good spot. And it's like that feeling of, you know, you're just sort of like waiting for that ball to drop again. You know, it's like, oh my god, yeah, it's like the time I hung up my new gathersign.

I was like, this isn't gonna last up there. It's gonna fall on draft. This is at some point, right? Is that what you're talking about? I mean, you know what? Everyone needs to say to your relationship. Like, you don't have to tell everything about your relationship to everyone. Okay.

I was like, you're the one who's been dragging her for her relationship. This is a man. Literally. You stop on episode mine, and now is everyone else's fault. She's like, well, I'm gonna stand up for you against everybody when they say another thing. You know, someone has to stand up and say, nope, more, Tamara, no more.

I don't think like Jen has anything wrong to anybody except for herself. For that, she has paid greatly, okay? And like, you know what? That's how I feel, and Jen says, you know what? I'm just gonna go out with Shannon and John and Tamron Eddie and Ryan. Oh my god. That's gonna be like really uncomfortable, huh? Because Gina knows what's coming. She knows the camera has set this up

so that she's she can yell it. She can she can humiliate this woman again right. And so, it's like well the invitation is really nice Ryan huh. But I do worry about Ryan. I worry about Eddie you know I just really don't know anything about Shannon and John. Should I be worried about them? And she's like well nobody talks about Shannon and John. But what I do about them? And she's like, well, nobody talks to about Shannon and John. But what I do know, it's not good. I was like, oh, really? Weren't you just saying her relationship as her prerogative and nobody else's business?

Or did you fucking pass up? Like literally two minutes ago, do you not? Two minutes ago. Then it goes, well, Shannon shared with me that for the first time, she's actually in a partnership and she says, John is an amazing partner, and they do talk about getting married, and that sometimes they like smile at each other,

and like, occasionally they'll even have a conversation, and you know, every now and then there's even a kiss on the cheek. So I just think everything sounds like it's going really well between the two of them. Yeah, I mean, whose life is perfect? Can I ask you that?

You know, whose life? Nobody's, nobody's, nobody's life is perfect is the point right? James like oh my god my life is so perfect You know what I think it's easier for people to talk about everybody else and then they don't have to talk about anyone else Like Shannon's fucking relationship Did you hear about Shannon's relationship? I don't think it's going well and what about Tamron Eddie? What's going on with them? And Heather? I don't know. I don't know if she's a good friend. Maybe she's unhappy at home

So then we go to box house And what about Tamron Eddie? What's going on with them? And Heather? I don't know. I don't know if she's a good friend. Maybe she's unhappy at home. So then we go to box house. Spell H-A-U-S. Box house. So we go there and is Heather boxing with Tamron, Jenna. And they have to do some jumping jacks. Andre is like, we are going to do some jumping jacks to that box house. And Heather's like, um, not Heather. Tamer is like, um, well, let us. Okay. Some of us pay when we did jumping jacks at a certain age. I'm not that. And then they're like, they've got punching bags, just like punching

and punching and punching and how there's like, Oh, this is great. I just feel like I'm interacting with my staff again. So, uh, there's like, you know, I'm really craze right now because we're an escrow on this place in Los Angeles and Jen's like, oh my god, you're not Los Angeles, but you're not moving, though. Are you? Just, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's just, it's not big enough for us to move into. It's, what, like maybe that 18,000 square feet tops. It's just a little shack basically. It's a pieta tear for me and Harry. And, and Tamara's like, Pena care? Pena, pieta terror for me and Harry and Tamer's like, Pettacare? Pieta terror. It's a little place to hang your hat. You're my hats. Tamer, it's small apartment, Tamer, tiny, hovel. Think of Gina, but with marble. And she's like,

yeah, Jerry and I started looking for apartments in LA. And we found the perfect tiny little place this penthouse represents me My first step back to a career in Hollywood Penthouse in the sky. I say you know what? If you can't be part of a sitcom world just build your world around a sitcom song a penthouse in the sky We're an obnoxious. Orange County sun surf amazing additions, not so much, not so much. So Tamer is like, I'm loud.

I'm Shannon and John. And we have a double date. We had a double date and others like, oh, how fun. How was that? And because Tamer is like, yeah, they seem super happy. And tell the goes, that's what I thought too. They seem happy to me. I will not fall into your trap.

Timmer, judge. And so Timmer tells us, Oh, interesting Heather, you told me that could be apacet and you've talked shit to Emily and Gina as well. And I don't know if Heather has forgotten bitch what she said in the past, but I want to test it and see how she's fashalized. Now I'm kind of like, okay, Shannon told her something in confidence.

Heather told it to other people off camera. And now Tamra's trying to lure her to say it on camera and Heather's like, no, I'm not gonna say this on camera. Good, this is an off camera thing. Forget, like, remove for a moment, like what Heather's intentions were in, like, remove for a moment, like what had, had, had, had those intentions were in telling Gina and Emily for a moment. Take, remove that.

But, like, what, tamar is mad that Heather is actually being a good friend to Shannon in this moment. That's what tamar is mad about. Well, she's trying to trick her into doing it and how they're willing to do it. And, but yeah, Heather's intentions were to get Gina and Emily. But I'm saying, but that's a different point. In this case, Tamra's like, Oh my God, I can't believe she'll be a terrible friend to Shannon right now.

But by like, she won't be a terrible friend by like not blowing up Shannon's spot on TV. So she's so dumb, first of all, because we know that Heather didn't tell Tamara. And so Tamara's just a liar, right? Because she says, really Heather, you told me the complete opposite. No, she didn't tell you that. She told Gina and Emily and Emily. They told Gina told you. And now you're acting like Heather talks to you too, but Heather didn't talk to you.

And you even told us that it wasn't you. And Heather tells us, I mean, maybe Heather made some other comment like, they're not doing great, but they can't talk about it or something like that. Yeah. So, um, so, that, Tamara's like, well, any kind of off-guard, because he was like, so you guys are going to get married and live together. What's going on with that?

And Heather's like, yeah, oh, Terry, I said too. I said, listen, we have a wing in our house when we're going to our Pietta Terre and our penthouse in Los Angeles. You guys can stay there. And Jen is like, we, she said they were waiting on the kids together at the house before they moved in together.

And it was like, but wouldn't it be easier if the kids were about to leave? Do we, isn't that what would happen? I don't get it. In terms of like, if there was a problem, sharp, bitch. And she says, no, no, I mean, make it easier. You know what, I'm not even in this

so I shouldn't speak about it. And Heather tells us, I don't understand what the angle is here. It's not like we sit around talking about Shannon's life. So, why in front of Jen? Shannon and Tam are pretty close again. So, wine front of Jen. Shannon and Tamra are pretty close again. So, I had an opinion on Shannon. Do you really think I'm gonna tell Tamra about that opinion?

Hmm, what would Reeva Mac and Tyre do? Mm-hmm. So, Tamra goes, Jokes on you, bet, she already told her. So, Tamra's like, says she opened up to you, but all? And Heather's like, no, no, absolutely not. Look at what happened with, you know, Jen, you and Ryan, Jen, like you told me and it

caused problems, right? And Jen's like, I'm sorry, Heather says you told me that it caused problems that you talked about. And Jen goes, it does cause problems. And I like that, like, because of her camera, camera sitting right there, that's why they cause problems. Yes. And she's like, so don't you guys think that's why Shannon might keep her relationship close to the vest?

And Tamara just shrugs because her, her plan has failed, right? And so Heather shrugs and looks at her like, nice try, bitch, you know, like I've known you for too long to fall for this. So then Emily and Shane date my oh, God She's dressed to the nines and he's dressed like a Costco slob. By the way, I am one. That's why I recognize his outfits as usual Shane fucking Shane because one of the reasons why I'm so a tribe of so I tried to the Shane is because he's funny But but sometimes I want to bypass all the funny stuff and talk about the real issues.

And that can be, okay, it's not been like five years that we've been with Shane. You can stop trying to sell us on this funny thing because it's not gonna happen. It happens not gonna happen yet. It's not true and it's not gonna work. Not okay. So Shane's just one of those people.

He sits down at the table and then he goes, this is on the level. This table is not level. Well, call the fucking manager, Shane, okay? We know you're going to at some point tonight anyway, just do it. So they order drinks, the waiter comes back and gives Emily like a mini champagne bottle,

but he's like, I'll be right back with her glass. He's like, huh? Oh, she just drinks it straight from the bottle. Glog, glog, glog, gog, glog, glog, glog. He picks it up and starts like shaking it over glass, going glog, glog, glog, glog, like a little kid. And he's so hard to watch today. Like he's been, it's weird because he's been fine, but today is just the worst So he's Basically they start talking about the kids and she's like please don't disrespect me in front of the kids

And he's like, well, I'm not playing with downstairs. I'm just trying to correct you It's like well don't see that either because it makes me look like an asshole and I'm telling you I don't like it and it hurts my feelings. He's like, okay She's like, okay, because it really does hurt me. He's like, okay. It's like, I'm sorry. He's actually to his credit. He doesn't really put up a fight on this.

He's like, oh, I'm sorry. I was like, well, he knows when he goes too far. He's just wanted that. He's like a Gary on below deck. He's just like, sorry. And then he just does it a million more times. But he doesn't do, he doesn't do sorry, but which I appreciate. I was like, well, you know, take what I can get. So Emily's like, okay, well, we solved that. Do you want the flam? She goes,

he's like, no. Have you ever had it? No. Well, I do know if you don't like it. I mean, the same reason I know I don't like urine. I don't need to try it. No, I don't like it. I'm like, what about Flaun does not look absolutely delicious to you? It's like a beautiful little thing of custard. I'm definitely going to equate it. It's just like you're coming on TV to a Mexican restaurant to dis Mexican, it's like a cultural,

mega delicious, not the same. It's like it's priced. Get equated to urine. Yeah, it's how dare you. And you know I'm a flushing maker and a fl mech. I really delicious. I'm just like it priced. Get it weighted to urine. Yeah, that's how dare you. And you know I'm a flog maker and a flon lover. I am. Yeah, that's wonderful. The year is on my flon.

Okay, so Gina, let's go to Gina's practice showing. I'm baking cookies. By the way, that is the craziest trope of real estate people trope, not TV trope, of people wanting to smell baked cookies in a house. How disgusting. I would be so pissed if I walked into a house to look at it. I want to smell fresh wood and wet paint. You know what I mean? Like that sod dust smell where people have been working. How do I want this fucking salesperson and they're making herself at home and what could be my house?

Benjet home. That's what I have. Yeah, I've never gone to an open house that's not like cookies either. I'd like to add, by the way, and I would have appreciated that. So just because I would have liked to walk. Walking in doesn't smell like my home. It smells like your home. And I don't want to move in as somebody else's home. That's the whole point of buying a new home. Go fucking cook your cookies, somewhere else lady. So Gina is putting the cookies in the oven and Travis comes over.

And Gina's talking about how Julia and David Archoleta gave her tricks to like real estate. So we cut to this like scene where these Archoletas are giving her advice. So Julia Archoleta is like, okay, so when someone comes in and says, oh, I have seven kids, that's when you can say, oh, the island is perfect for a large family.

I love this very basic advice. If they come in and they say, we have children and they like to sleep on beds, you say great. There are these places called bed rooms and you put children in the bed rooms. They're gonna love it And David's like yeah, you need to focus on the senses start with smell Anything that smells fresh And Gina's like sniffing around pits ladies like no like baking cookies. They don't want to just smell the cookies

They want to eat the cookies. Do you know what I'm saying? I'm alright. So, uh, try to put cookies under my armpits. I'm smelling really good. I'm really, really, right now. That okay. It's okay, right? They're just giving her all the low-level advice that way she doesn't compete with them. So, Gina's like, she's like, oh my god, Travis, like, why don't you pretend like you're like someone who wants to buy a house or something like that, like, why don't you pretend like you're like someone who wants to like buy a house or something like that And like you're gonna pretend like you have an appointment and then like I'll be like the real thing

He's in and then we'll like see how that goes so like why don't you walk out the door? Okay, okay, and that your name now is Your name is Robert now. Okay. Come on in and seeing Robert It's like hi, Gina. I said you don't know my name yet. It's like the sign-out site. Oh, I mean, okay, come in. Are you in the market for a home? He's like, how many syllables does home have? Come on Travis. It's like, okay, yeah, I am. I have too many kids.

I need a bigger house. And she's like, too many kids. How many kids do you hear? Oh. So I've got like six kids plus this like really annoying ex who just keeps hanging around with his girl and everything. Oh my God, come on, it's role play.

No, yeah, that's what I'm saying. This, this is just fictional. Okay, back into it, okay, and see. Yeah, so it's like six kids and then like this annoying ex and then I just have to sit home at the table and just like listen to my girlfriend go on and on and on about her acts and how she feels bad about things and she talks about our really rich friend Heather. Oh my God, stop it Travis.

No, no, it's just role play. I'm just making this stuff up. I'm going to need a big pantry with lots of smaller shelves so we can fit all the ragu that this woman cooks with onto the shelves. Thanks. Are you talking about meat Travis? No, no, this just, I'm just like, just like, come on, put some shit on top of my head. I don't know, just make it feel lifelike, you know? Anyway, she only cooks ragu and we all hate it and we all like throw it out.

And I secretly, when she goes to sleep, I take the kids out of the house, we go to McDonald's. Oh my God, you really do that? No, it's roleplay, Gina. So they walk up to stairs and she's like, a theater called White Rises. I was like, isn't that just how they're getting up in the morning?

I don't remember. I don't really rise in the morning, I just levitate. So Gina's like, they're called, I can't remember, they're what, are they called white rises? Are they called Paul rises? What do we know what these are called? Oh, but she's like, yeah, I don't know what those are called. And she tells us, yeah, you know,

I'm more about being friends with the people who come in, like, oh my God, how many kids do you have? And then Travis is gonna be doing all the paperwork and what the country yet. And more important, the often mean, because quite just a girl. And Travis is like, okay, so what's the price of this house? And she's like, you know what? Actually, didn't get the price.

Gina, there are pieces of paper with the price on them in the house. Come on, Gina. Let's start with some of the basics here. And then she tells us, oh, yeah, but I don't really look at price tx. If you like it, you like it. Gina, you're wearing a construction cone from like the you stole out of traffic. You look at price tags. Okay. You know what?

This is like really giving me the push to take this exam. I'm like, I hope so because you've been talking about it for nine episodes. Okay. Why is it going to take you two more months to take this exam, Gina? You may not look at price tags, but you sure feel them under your arm because I know that you never cut them off. Okay. So Travis is like, well, the price you should know, but you did well.

I mean, it is energizing to see you, you know, get your pre-test done. So, you know, it's great. You know, she, yeah, we're building a life together. One where I just get to go bake cookies and strange homes and you do all the rest of the paperwork. I'm so excited. Love you. And then they like walk hand-to-hand out of the house, leaving the cookies on a baking tray on the stove top. Did you notice that? I was like, are you gonna pack those up? Are you gonna take them with you?

They just leave them right there on the stove top. I mean, obviously this is just like created for the scene, but I'm like, you're just gonna leave cookies in a stranger's home, just gonna, they're gonna show this house for an open house. David Archie-led is gonna come in here being like, come see this open house. And so over the kitchen. David Archie- us going to come in here being like, come see this open house. And so over the kitchen.

David Archie led his dad's going to be mad at him. Like, I told you, I wouldn't manage you if you kept up with this unprofessional bulls***, David. So first, hand him out the closet. Now you're a real estate agent. I can't do this. You're not welcome back in Utah. Hey, if it's not too good for the Jonas Brothers,

it's not too good for you, Mr. Archie led. Hey, if it's not too good for the Jonas Brothers, it's not too good for you, Mr. Archie Leidah. And then he welcomes him back in. So, yeah, now we go to John's house. And John and Shen and it's like, John, do you have any gasoline on the boat, John? And he's like, yes, there's plenty. But what if you run out of gas, John? I never run out of gas. I never will run out of gas.

Yes, but what if you do? I'm prepared. Huh? I'm happy to see you have a nice frosty relationship these days. What a fun and light conversation. We should go and real estate together. This has been, huh?

I don't know why people think we have have any issues when we have such frosty conversation about gasoline. I think it's a live show. So we see he asked about the dinner with Vicki at the three megas dinner and she's like it was dot dot dot dot. What does dot dot dot mean? Oh, did I say dot dot dot I just saw that in my head. I did. I didn't mean it. I just saw the dot, dot, dot, dot. Why did you see a dot, dot, dot, dot? Stuff asking me questions. Oh my god.

He's really grilling me on this one. I'm going to have to come fast soon. I will not tell John about dinner. Oh my god. I'm not going to say it. It does remind me though, I do have to have a lunch with my three, my three friends, Dot from USA. Yeah.

The dots and I always have such great times together. So clips like, we see the clip. Heather's been telling Emily and Gina, that your relationship is shit. It's shit, bat, it's shit, bat, it's shit. Oh, well, it was funny. We had fun. D-d-d-d-d-d.

Where there are a lot of us. What does that? What do you mean? You went, I did not. You did? Were you saying dot, dot, dot? No. I was really only saying the tea part of it,

I thought that it would go unnoticed, but it's fine. It's nice that you pay attention. So he's like, well, so there were a lot of laughs. Sounds like you probably had a very nice time. Oh yeah, oh yeah, a lot of laughs. It was primarily only laughs. There was one moment of a, and then there was a forward back to laughing again. And we talked about stones and throwing them in glasses. And you know, stones do look like dots if you think about it.

By the way, did you know that Vicki Gumpelson has taken out life insurance on you? She just thought you should know. She doesn't need to do that. So Tamara comes over and it's really awkward because it's a strong house. Like how wouldn't it be, you know? And Tamara's post-short on the side.

She's like, are you okay? Does she tell them yet? What happened when he found out? And she was like, no, no, no. Oh, man, I just wanted, I want to know what Heather actually said before I tell him anything. Yeah. And then the dog, the dog, like jumps up on Tamers

and like basically like grabs Tamers' ass. And John's like, oh, that's bang. She's not very well trained. Oh, yeah. Hey, guys, guess what? John's dog said he wants to fuck me. Yeah, everyone, you heard it here first. Well, this is the first time I'm gonna see Ryan.

I haven't seen him, I've talked to him since all this happened. And she's like, oh, since the cut fitness party. And she's like, yeah, and I mean, I'm not gonna lie, I'm never to say it. You know, I have said it's a step to bat him. And then we should see the clip of first screaming again. He's a whore. So Tamra's telling John, this is the first time I'm seeing Jen's boyfriend Ryan.

What you, uh, you look visibly bored by this, um, get on the segue into Shannon voice. You know what? Did I, did I tell you all the things, John? Did I tell you about, uh, everything with Ryan? He's like, yes, I've heard actually when I've ever been interested in. Yeah, I've heard she told me, I think a little, let me see, they're all going to college. One of them cheated on Shannon with a bitch from a beach. No, no, no, no, let's start. That's actually my story, John, that I was telling you. This is the guy with the pictures of his penis. He's like, oh, I don't know if you can remember that.

You know, I was almost president. That was the penis that was on Mark Cuban's new platform. No, that's actually Heather's story. I don't know, you know, you got that story. That's actually a champagne glass that she's holding in that picture for 1799 a month. Okay. Mm. So, Tamer's like, well, evidently, when he came to our gym at this job,

yeah, you better be seated for this. When Ryan came to my gym for the first time, he pointed to my friend Heather and said, I'm gonna fuck her! And by Heather, I mean me, of course. The job's like, oh. Okay. Wow. He was pointing at you. How else? Well, I mean me of course the job's like oh Okay, well he was pointing at you. Hello. Well, I mean well you said it was behind you

What about us? What about the sake of business? Are you sure he didn't want to fuck one of those because I mean It's you Can we talk about Shannon's cream cheese stuffed salmon again. This is just not doing it for me and scream cheese stuffed salmon again. This is just not doing it for me. So then Eddie tells us, Eddie has, well, the second time I brought this term up this week, the frown smile.

I was gonna say that. He has, Eddie's just a frown. Yes, he's trying to smile, but his face is like a frown. It's like that filter on Snapchat that just makes you look like, ugh! But you only get that frown. It's like that filter on a snapchat that just makes you look like, eww. But you only get that frown.

You're saying, you only get those creases if you frown all the time. I firmly believe that. I firmly believe sometimes the face will contour into your emotions. And he literally has downward diagonal lines, almost like a ventral twist. And he literally looks like no matter what he's doing, he is frowning. And so he's like, yeah, my friendship with Ryan has been at arm's length because we got to know him pretty well at Cabo, but the rumors I heard make me think, is this the right guy to be my friend? Like I do care about Jen, and I care about the train rack, and it's none of my business, but I care.

Frown smile, frown smile. Yeah, Eddie, you really shouldn't be in anybody's business. Okay? I think you literally did fuck a married person. And her name is Tamara, who you're currently married to, as I recall from the past, Patoz on this show. So Jen and Ryan arrive,

and Ryan's dressed like he manages a boy band or something and say, hey, what's going on? He got a cool jacket. Some leather trim on the edge of it. Yeah, cool stuff written on it. Like, I'm cool. I'm from art. Yeah.

What a fucking douche. What is this guy wearing? He's wearing a denim jacket with words all over it. I couldn't read what the word say. It looks like the chair that Madeline still used to sit on on revenge. Oh, yes. I do remember that.

And then it's got like a cougar patterned collar. Oh, this guy's just so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so,. And Sam is like, well, I guess we, we forget what it's like when we go on boats. And then we see clips of things not going well on boats. She goes, the tension in the room is rising. And like it's rising because you and Tamra will not look right in the face or talk to him. So now they're all getting on the boat and they're heading off. I'm tired of the rope, Shannon. I'm tired of the rope. Get to fender rope. I'm tired of the rope. I'm tired of the Shannon.

Shannon. Shannon. I was raised in boats. I ended up on the rope. Is this his way of saying he wants to be unmoored for me? Am I just dragging him down like an anchor? Is this what's happening right now, David? It's here for it.

I love it. It's going to question to the rock. Well, it is. If he ever finds out that, that, that, that, ever finds out that that that that can't stop saying that. I can't stop saying that. I speak straight ahead and that I speak is me apparently. So then we cut to Harry and Tether and Terry in their giant bathroom, which is like one of the only places that they will film in the song and it cracks me up.

So he comes in and gives her some wine and they've got escrow papers because they bought the LA house and Heather's like, Oh yeah, Josh and Heather Altman were here yesterday. You know, it's so crazy because I've been waiting to sell. I've been wanting to sell, but we didn't have it on the market. And then boom, I get a call from television's Josh Altman. It's not this weird? And then today I was having lunch with television's Mark Cuban. I can't stop relating to people on television. Josh Aldman must have seen me on the platform, and he must have been inspired. So we see a flashback and Josh is like, hey, so there's this family that's looking around,

and they are heavy, heavy hitter. So do you want to sell your house? Because we can probably get $65 billion for it, which by the way, they wind up selling for $55 million. So just let that hang there. It's still huge. I mean, would they put into that 40? That's pretty good.

40 and a few children's souls. It's pretty damn good people. I mean, they didn't put 40. They got a bank loan for 4-bit still. I mean, it's still amazing. Good turn around. But also, what's funny is just going back to their penthouse, we see images of it.

Their penthouse is in Century City, which is just L-O-L, because Century City is this kind of like soulless part of Los Angeles. It's where Fox Studios is, and it's also where like a bunch of law firms are in CAA. It's like, it's just like office buildings and it just empties out at night and it's just like this sort of sad empty place and evidence therein is that in the Barbie movie there are several jokes about a century city at one point and so it's like they're like here we are moving back to thriving

bustling century city. Yeah, it's, I mean, they have a decent Ralph's. I'll give him that. So then Terry's like, I mean, come on, in the past few weeks, I mean, you've been lamenting the four housekeepers of six nannies of, you know, 24,000 score of free. That's a lot for four people, though, they're,

it's like, but it's more than that. To me, this house represents a job. I don't want any more. And I know that sounds just so obnoxious, but I don't want to be the general manager of this home. I mean, I could be learning lines. I could be auditioning and said, what am I doing? I'm sending the help around the corner.

So they don't come into the front door. It's exhausting. Um, and uh, the producer is like, are you looking forward to living in a house where the staff doesn't outnumber your family? And she's like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha. Yes. I've just, I just see the other end and I get it there. And listen, there are kids and we're going to love them, but at of the day and there goes it's just you and me just just you and me

Just the two of us and of course our Glass case with Richard Marx inside So Heather's like you know son the house. Yes, it's a shit ton of money Yes, I could purchase the entire nation of Endora Yes, I could purchase the entire nation of Endora. Yes, I could buy Gina's house ten times over, sort of the way you buy a kickcat at the cash or just you're at a supermarket. So I'm told, haven't been in one of those in about 20 years, but that's not it. From us, it signifies the next chapter as a family, as a couple, as a very wealthy person.

Oh, Lord. So next we go back to the boat. I enjoyed the way you harness that burp and do a nice, busy voice. Hey, I didn't burp how dare you. I had a little too much topa cheek over there, guys. So the boat, so John's like Shannon fender fender. Shannon fender. Oh, look at everybody. Look over there. It's the scene of the crime over there.

And time is like, is that no bus? No, there's actually someone was actually just murdered there this morning. I don't know if you read the news. But anyway, here's the fender. And he's like, scene of the crime who got killed and Jen goes with me But then I got resurrected haha with not funny everybody haha and Shannon's like So does anyone want some cheese? It's getting a little aqua in here. Anyone like a nice cube of cheese I guess I'll have some I'll have some on behalf of everyone else here real for real cheese. Well, this is super awkward. I don't know. I can't even look at Ryan, but I can't help it because he's always dressed up. Why does he have to have to look on his collar? This is fun. I'm just going to jump in the oceans. Neptune

is like, is there a return policy on people in our ocean? So there's more people. It's like waiting in customer service. Neptune's releasing PSA is about like littering, human littering. So then we go to the ordering and they just, this is like a five minute ordering scene. They have nothing to say. And then they really say nothing because then we see the food being delivered immediately, which means these people have zero to say to each other. So then Jen's like rubbing the back for a neck, something's like bothering her back there. And then he goes, hey, save the sex action

for tonight. So they ordered this deviled egg tower. And it's like deviled eggs, but they're sliced and made into towers, which first of all, that's not shareable. Like, I don't know who wants your finger fall over. It's disgusting. Before we get to this fall everywhere. Yeah, let's disgusting. But they're like, wow. And but they're like big phallic shapes. And Eddie's like, oh, I just can't see that big thing going in my mouth. And Ryan goes, honey, show him how to do it.

And then he's like, and Ryan goes, well, you've seen the picture. It's just what picture? My dick pic. pick. She's like, oh, I. Because I didn't do anything wrong. Why did you make a joke about it? Why did you enter that evidence to the court case? Don't bring up the dick pick over eggs, devil eggs, if you're not willing to talk about it. So he basically doesn't just...

He doesn't want to be the one to start it. Nobody wants to be the one to start it. So Shannon's like, well, I never hopped on the dick pick train. I just don't understand why someone would send a picture, let alone say my limp dick misses you. Wow. Wow. Wow. That's a little too real for real for me. So Tim was like, well, I tell my kids all the time, don't send dick picks because it'll come back to haunt you. I'm like, you are the haunter. You are the one who found out about a dick pic and haunted someone with it. You were literally a ghost. You came

out of your haunted mansion and were like, there's a dick pic. So Shannon and John leave to the bathroom. John's like, I have to cut to the bathroom. John's like, I'm going to. They're like, you both have to go. He's like like I have to cut it to the bathroom. John's like I'm going to there. You both have to go he's like I don't want to be here. I don't want to be there. What am I supposed to do? Okay? I'm gonna stand in between here and the fucking bathroom. Yes. That's what I'm gonna do Unfortunately, it seems like John thought the bathroom was in the water because you just flung himself into the ocean to take out the bathroom a strange So they leave in time. I was like, ah this is the perfect opportunity to ask to the bathroom, that's strange. So they leave and tamar's like, ah, this is the perfect opportunity for us to talk about. And Ryan's like, okay, guys, first of all, I could cry.

I owe you an apology, brother. And that is like, why? Because I care about you. And if something was told to me, even though I found out later that it wasn't true, that's not cool, because I'm an empathetic person. And it hurts my heart to see the hurt that Jenna's dealing with on my behalf. And it's been struggled. It's a struggle for me. Jenna's come home in tears. I hate it. I just feel it. I just feel so truly hurt. I'm to be honest. I feel betrayed by you, Tamara. I mean, Tamara, I sent you a dick pick. Does that mean, I mean Tamra, I sent you a dick pick. Does that mean not, I mean.

So what I'm trying to say is I owe you an apology for apparently speaking your apology that you were supposed to say to me. Like what is this? Why does he say I owe you an apology? Now you're all the things that you've done to me. What? I didn't understand.

So it's very California. It's very like LA, how did you do it? I would just arm you. Right. I would just like to apologize for all the things that you made me feel. Yeah. I owe you an apology for you saying terrible things for making my wife, my girlfriend cry. And yes, well, I was told that you go after a man or a woman and fast forward 30 days later, you're with her her and then I found out that when you told me that when we're in Mexico blew my mind because I had no clue that you were going through that and I mean you're amazing to anything you're amazing and strong, super strong. Yeah, super strong and I could not become the conclusion that the married thing was true. So like this guy's going after married women so you know I just I heard the whisper of a rumor, and I saw the whisper of, of, of something to verify, and I just went with it. I was like, weren't you the one who was on the receiving end of gay rumors courtesy of, courtesy of

Richard Rossi and her people and, and a key, Vicki? Yes, yes, yes he was. And Tom was like, yeah, yeah, I've done a stand that we've not done nothing yet. And so we hear all these things and then we see what happens. And then a lot of things got to our minds. And then he's like, yeah, I want to go through some rumors. Okay, we're just going to have a speed round of rumors and you can squash these rumors. Oh, fuck off, dude. Like what the hell would Mac? Yeah, I don't think you should have to sit here through this inquisition.

You know, I think they should say, sorry, or ask him this stuff like, did you say this or whatever, but this stuff isn't cool. Like this, did you cheat on your wife? Like, why does he have to tell you? You're not the divorced judge. And Ryan's like, I did multiple times. So there, he goes, okay, you did. So that generally makes you a cheater, right?

And that puts you with a cheater level. I'm not speaking as someone who is sleeping with the wife of somebody that I used to work for, by the way, or work winds, whatever. And how you walked into my gym and Heather heard you say, you wanna fuck my wife, did you say that or not? Again, someone is allowed to walk into a gym and say, I wanna fuck that person.

That is what you do in gyms, sorry. And I can't believe you're making me stand up for Ryan, who's obviously a douchebag pig. Yeah, and Ryan's like, what I will say is absolutely I did not. Okay, and I'll be honest, I'm like, thank you for, thank you for being willing to say that. And I'll be honest with you, she called me, like Heather and me called me and said,

Tamara was talking about you, talking about me on the treadmill and she was saying things like, oheen called me and said, Tamara was talking about you, talking about me on the treadmill. And she was saying things like, oh, like, you know, you're hot. You're on, Tamara's like, and like, hold on, Tamara, hold on. I'm getting to something. So like Tamara said this and Tamara said that, like, Tamara thinks I'm really hot. Tamara thinks I'm probably a big donor.

Tamara loves my back. Tamara loves the way the, the sweat listens off my, off my nipples, you know, stuff like that, you know? And like, hold on, hold on. It was good. We had a laugh and I said, you know what? Tamara's hot. That's it. End of story. So like, you know, stuff like that, you know? And like, hold on, hold on, it was good. We had a laugh and I said, you know what? Chambers hot. That's it. End of story. So like, you know, people say shit. And then tamers like, so you send a heavens to someone telling lies.

You're the one telling lies, multiple lies. And Shannon's like, well, I don't know what's true in false, but I have known Heather I mean for years. And she's the doll. Your best friends are Tamer and Vicki. Like, you have no credibility in this conversation, man. But either way, it's still a case of Tamara who hears Pizza Gossip takes it on face value acts as if it's like the gospel and then is like, but wait, is it possible that someone might add on things out? So Jen, she also acts like it's a crime to say,

I wanna fuck her, but then completely skips over the part where she was saying, oh, that guy's so hot and this guy's on the treadmill and he's so, which is the same thing as saying, I would wanna fuck that guy. So why is it okay for you to say it and not him to say it? I'm fucking hypocrite, Tamara. Yeah, it's usual.

So Jen Bayst is like, she just thinks Heather remains in love with Ryan and she's just been jealous. That's why she's all always She's also bullshit I know I mean I think it could be true I think Ryan's a pig and I think Ryan did say all that stuff But I think they're using it against Ryan to be mean to Jen and they shouldn't be mean to Jen But I do believe that Ryan is a douchebag and Ryan's a douchebag, and guess what? I guess we're a cheater. They all love douchebags on the show.

So, Eddie is like, did you cheat on Jen? He goes, I did not. In our first five or six months of our relationship, I said, it's too much. And we stayed in that spot for like four or five weeks. And then, Tim, if you love to, in your path of 45 weeks, and you see what someone else does that mean you really stop at bitch?

And he's like, definitely. So I'm like now in this weird thing because when Jen first presents this thing where they had a break and then he's up with someone, she's saying it in a way that's like, and yeah, it was fine because we're on a break. And I'm like, yeah, it's a break time. I shut the fuck up. But then Jen is now like, yeah, to me, I felt like it was cheating because I didn't realize like he was actually like, he's the love me. So I'm like, well, who am I supposed to like it was cheating because I didn't realize, like he was actually,

like he's the love miss. And I'm like, well, who am I supposed to defend now? I don't know what to do. Well, she's always said that it hurt her. She's always said like it hurt me when he slept with somebody else. She's not just blowing it off. She's just saying, why are you bringing this up now?

It's not technically, it wasn't cheating because we were on a break, but I was still hurt by it. And Tamara just keeps throwing it in my face, right? Because she's Tamara. Like, why are you friends with Tamara? And so Ryan's like, well, I think you'll see very quickly, the love we have for each other. And Eddie's like, listen, I'm just asking you these questions.

So, frowned face, we can move on. And Jacob's, oh my god, Eddie, Eddie, thank you so much for that. Thank you so much for all those questions. I mean, this has been so great. I really feel like we've all grown here together. Thank you. Thank you so much for that. Thank you so much for all those questions. I mean, this has been so great. I really feel like we've all grown here together. Thank you. Thank you, Eddie. It's interesting.

So now we don't ever have to talk about it ever again. I'm like until the reunion are also just probably next episode. Jan's like, well, I know. I personally know. I know how difficult it can be to have a lot of people come and catch you. And it's nobody's business. Nobody knows what goes on behind closed doors. Nobody knows what sort of dressing comes tumbling out of a fridge when you open that door. That is behind literal closed refrigerator doors.

So they joke about, oh, so what's next? You guys going on vacation? You're going to get engaged. You're going to get married. You're going to have children, what is that? And they're joking like, oh, we're definitely getting married immediately. And Tamer's like, well, I mean, you have to get divorced first. And they are laughing, laughing, and Tamer tells us, yeah, but I'm not gonna hold my breath because I don't think I'm gonna be invited to this wedding. It might be hard for a gender-fine grad to me, it's Ryan hadn't fucked yet. I'm like, I'm not gonna hold you. Now you won't be invited.

Just trying to have a peaceful fucking moment. You've spent this whole episode apologizing to Jan. Do you understand why you're not invited? You literally have things that come out of your mouth. So then John goes, whoa, that was some nice light dinner conversation. Much of which I felt I should not be here. I'm just barely tolerating my girlfriend right now. Yeah, John. Well,

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