Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Seeing Red

Episode Date: September 11, 2018

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Yeah, we need a full jam, okay. I'm sick of these pumpkin spice commercials. Yeah, we need something to counteract it Okay, this is betch spice. Yeah, betch spice. I like it. Hey betch the musical. No, it's a great song By the way, that's a great song. You do such a good job. I mean, it's like, it's like real, it's like real music. You know, it's real. It's not, it's garage band, you know, really garage band. It sounds like you composed it all originally. Well, I did, but in a garage band, you know, they're making it very easy.

Get a little keyboard and some, you know, pray, pray to Beyonce. Yeah, where you know it. Oh yeah, this, this Ronnie's song was, it did get the blessing of Beyoncé. So it's sort of like a Beyoncé song at this point. Beyoncé, yeah. So why don't we turn our attention to the Real Housewives of Orange County, which was off last week. It feels like it was forever ago that it was on.

Oh, really? I forgot that it was off last week. Now, wonder this fight seems like it's taking too long. We have watched a lot of Orange County, so I just thought, maybe I'm just getting sick of fighting. But then, of course, I'm not sick of fighting. I love it. It gives me life.

Yeah. Yeah. This week's episode opened up on Vicki and Shannon's birthday golf party. And I was like, wow, that felt like it was two months ago. I feel like the last was the outside. Was that before we were in, we even went to Atlanta. I was like, when was this? Yeah. It was like a really long time ago. And you know, these shows put little subliminal messages in your brain. And my dad's birthday's coming up

and I'm gonna be in Texas. And so I thought, I'm gonna plant this party this year and I'm planning to get it pet pet. Oh, just like vinegar golf. And I thought, why would I do, I mean, we used to do that when we were kids, but I'm not going through my midlife crisis yet. You know, I'm not like reaching back to child.

I haven't made childhood a great thing in my brain yet. I'm not at that point. No. So it's like, why did I do it? And then of course, here we are. And I realized I'm just being brainwashed by this f and show as usual. Yeah.

Do you know, I think there's actually a difference between put put and miniature golf. We always use them interchangeably, but I think that one of them, perhaps even put put has like a standardized course. It's always like the same thing and I think it's more an emphasis on like little wooden angles and curves as opposed to miniature golf which I think has like windmills and like fanciful things happening. I think or it's the other way around. But just think about that before you do your party planning because I wouldn't want your dad to be expecting a win mill and then he is set up at a course where it's just like, oh, a right angle.

Oh, whatever. My dad's happy with anything that It's our friends. It ends up being his money Yeah, so I figured let's just use some butt butt Sometimes my dad just needs a blistered from Dairy Queen and a little pup butt Hey, I would go I was obsessed with with putt when I was a kid and I still love it to this day And all we have here in Southern and like Los Angeles The only pup pup we can go to is like a boomers up in Sherman Oaks. That's so shitty That's yeah, it's just like decrepit rotting wood. It's like in worst shape than half the Sunken ships in the Atlantic, you know, well, I'm calling it now putt to coming back people putt

Bring it back bring back I mean they brought back people. Put put bring it back. Bring back, bring back, put put put put put put put put. Donuts for Christ sake, okay? We were like in lines for months to go to Krispy Kreme back in the day when that came out. Yeah. And then we were around the corner

for fucking hamburger is at the shake shack, like that's like a hamburger is new. It's time to bring back a little thing called put put. There, I'm sticking with it. I like it. We can call it put squared.. Um, anyway, so speaking of, speaking of puttering around, uh, let's go to this golf party with Vicki and Shannon, where it picks up like right in the middle of the fight. I have forgotten that the, that there was

even like a cliffhanger. I thought it was like a fight end of episode, new episode begins and Shannon's making herself a smoothie. But no we are actually in the middle of this fight still where The whole fight was about Shane because Shannon had made this off-hand comment Be like well, you know like if David had done something like that if I had left David along along with the kids too long It would be a problem maybe an issue and then of course time is like oh my god Shannon's been saying that Shane is abusive, you know? It's just like abuse when you're walking on X-Shouts. Yeah. Yeah. So that was the big fight. I forgot, and obviously that we're in

a huge cliffhanger as well. And the music's like, and then it's a guy mowing the lawn. Yeah, which is so this show. So we get back to the fight and Tam is like Shannon has just walked off crying, you know, and sort of like the fake walkoff where you sort of like you walk about 10 feet and then you circle back around to just put an emphasis on why you were walking walking away in the first place I'm just gonna say one last thing and then I will do a full walk away walking walking away in the first place like I'm just gonna say one last thing and then I will do a full walk away Do you know what I go through every day? Yeah, Shannon is pacing around in her bermuda shorts or whatever All of set and Tamara is still going off in her almost return to Satan voice. Yeah, I'm enjoying. I was really happy and Kelly's like

Oh, you make your center no look at her. She's upset. And she's like, too bad. Too bad, bitch. Jesus always says, if someone's mad, too bad. Oh, bring me a lonely. Bring me a poor sack. And tell them, shut up, bitch. Yeah, that's what the Statue of Lib says. Bring me a tired, your poor, so I could shame them

and get the hell out of my boat. Statue of Jesus, Liberty, bitch. Apply to the regions to the two bad. Applachial regions to the batch of states of Batch America patch. And to the Batch public, for which it stands, one batch, under God, individual, by liberty, and batchness for batches.

And Santa's just ratifying the Constitution with. I'm just gonna have a nacho. We, the doors. Yeah. So Tamara, of course, is making this all about herself, which she's accusing Shan and of doing, but of course, this really means it's all about Tamara. Cause she's like, when somebody goes,

I think I have found, I supply to got offended. And I love when Tamra gets like super evil Tamra evil because she gets her possum squint, which is my favorite Tamra look. And she's in a tennis outfit, or golf outfit, which is almost as bitchy as tennis. And then she sits up really straight.

Like she suddenly gets perfect posture. And she starts swinging around her little pig tail thing. Yeah, I mean, it's just classic camera And then when the other women return to the table because everyone has scattered for various reasons But now everyone's back and Tamma is like yeah, Sean just got up and y'all didn't cost me and I was standing up for you I'm standing up for you. I'm like and you know, so of course she's turning the table against Shannon. She's like, I know it feels like to have a husband his attack I know that feels like I'm like really because you have actually gone and attacked almost every single husband in the history of this show Yes, Tamara often with good reason, but still you have done it. Yeah, you're still the monster under the bed

Okay, stop yelling at the bed. It's covering you is giving you shelter She's like a sound is like it's coming at me full force. And I don't know why best friends don't say they don't care about the other feelings. Yeah. Yeah. And then she goes and storms off. And in Shannon does a classic Shannon thing, which is she locks herself into a bathroom. So now she's like in the bathroom next to like the Mars bars and Skittles by the like the concession stand. And Kelly is like, Shannon, come on. Get out of there.

Shannon, Shannon. She's like, no. I'm not as she said it. She goes, no, no. Like a little kid. You need to relax. You need to relax. Seriously, you need to get out of there. No, no, like a little kid relax Finally Shannon you know Shannon's like well this could be a scene where Kelly's calling me fat So I'm gonna take it because the last time they were in a bathroom together was from Kelly was like

So Stop eating now. So she happens like well at least she's being nice this time so she lets her into the bathroom when she's like Why is she coming from me? Why is she coming from me? Kelly's like she's eating the dollar! Stop attacking her! That's not fair. Oh, so meanwhile Tamer is just drunk at the table and she's like Emily Pat's has a hardworking limit. She doesn't need her husband. She doesn't need her husband. She has something like okay Tamer relax

Yeah, she doesn't need her husband to live Ah, and Emily's like I don't I make more money than him Seriously, I wear the Patalonies and this for me. We are Did you see that that was some personality? I used a word from a different language Seriously, I wear the Patelonees and this for Meglius. Did you see that? That was some personality. I used a word from a different language or a language or a Cito. That lady is an enchilada of math. So Shannon returns and she's like,

and Vicki says, come on, have a shot. It's your birthday. Come on, have a shot you know it's your birthday come add have a shot have a shot who you know what I need for you I need less boohoo and more woohoo I'm having 30 to 40 negative thoughts about Timberjotter over there and I I will not have a shot I know I could have a shot but I will have one I won't take one now okay I don't want you to be mad at me right now that's not what this is about, Shannon. You just said you don't care about my feelings. That is not what I said!

Like, it's like really what you just said, Tamara. Yes. Yeah, and so then, Shannon's like, you guys have an issue, like as an Emily and Gina. She's like, you guys have an issue, and I'm getting drawn into it because I said one sentence. And, Tamara's like, you're kind of making it all about you right now. I'm like, no, Tamarara, you made it about Shannon.

And she's trying to like disentangle herself. She knows this was the worst week in my deforestation. Every person said something about them, not just me. And then the editors think, because usually they hold this stuff for a reunion. They show us a clip of Tamra when they're all talking about the husband at that dinner at the mall or wherever they were. When Tamra's like, it makes you think, what kind of husband is he?

Yeah, exactly. See classic Tamra, classic Tamra. Yeah, classic Tamra. So because you guys are the best friends in the world. And sometimes you just got to de-frustrate and shake it together and say, you know what, we're gonna have some alitos. Altees. Just cut that, okay?

Yeah. So let's have some of the El D'Bine that we just happen to have on hand. It's from Wine By Wives. Wine By Wives recommends El D'Bines. So now the cakes come and you know, there's like a temporary piece. And everyone's getting, you know, it's like, well guys, I have to get up because nothing is calling, so I'll have to talk to you guys later So they all get up and they're leaving and everyone's saying goodbye and Chan just like sitting in a chair

I'm just going to ignore all the friends who are leaving but not even saying happy birthday channel Just look and do some sito ku here and I don't got I put 30 to 40 negative numbers in my sito ku puzzle Wow, it's not very fun losing Quirk Tower on your birthday. I guess I'm not the only one who's angry these days. These birds seem to have some issues too. Where's the manperer, look, but you need one. Hey, camera! Hey, camera, you mad at these birds too, huh? They make them all about themselves too, huh, camera? Even those birds are calling you cookie batch. Oh, I want to do is eat or eat this candy that just keeps falling down on my phone

I crushed it Tamra rolls on in the bitchiest way you can roll on and like an ankle thing So she's like rolling on like flicking her little and like an ankle thing. So she's like rolling on like flicking her little pig tail back and forth and because I gotta be I gotta be I gotta be right there. I gotta be which means like I'm leaving you because I actually have a date inside Which is why we're here in the first place. Yeah and Tamra's like sorry my back is full But don't leave me back here. Don't leave me. I don't want to try this anyone, but yeah Yeah, and then she then now Tam tameras again doing her whole thing saying honestly Shana's all about herself Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome Pome P I'm so mad. Why are you being so self-involved right now? I want to be self-involved

So they go inside and guess he's there. It's old Steve Lodge Lopez. Yes, he's thinking about exciting things like poach chicken He's like I'm gonna pull someone over today and hit my Yeah, so they all so Vicki and Tamer sit down It's the even Tamerer's like so on the wedding You need to marry and Vicki right now. You need to he's like by e and he just like disappears Yeah, he's a guy need another drink. Yeah, and she's she admits to us I don't really know Steve because I was fighting with Becca But if she says he's the guy for her then I'm terribly gonna support her by hiring Megan King at minst She's searching on the internet until she finds and after to bring them down for a good match. Yeah, and Vicki's like I Instead of looking at him look at him. I mean, I put George Clooney on my on my the middle of my vision board

And look what look what he showed up. It was him. I'm like if this is what happens when you put George Clooney on a vision board I am very fearful. I feel like it's like that monk. It's that monkey paw Yeah story right like be careful what you wish for it's like I wish for George Clooney on a vision board, I am very fearful. I feel like it's like that monkey paw story, right? Like be careful what you wish for. It's like, I wish the George Clooney and I got Steve Lodge. Yeah, your vision board needs glasses, Vicki. Yeah. It's like wishing for a lobster dinner

and then like getting a sardine. It's like making a vision board on a wax piece of paper and then melting it. It's like having a vision board of like a Mercedes and then just getting MJ. So, Tamara is, Tamara's like, are you fucking, she's like, yeah, like I really love him. She's, you're blowing it and I'm fucking it. She's blowing up and I'm fucking up. I'm just fucking up. I'm just blowing up.

Bingo banging. Bingo banging. You're doing a fabulous job. We have a sanitary sound chezes. Listen, I hope that everybody is having tons of sex out there, feeling great about themselves, and living their best lives. Please don't tell me about it, especially if you're Vicki. Like, I don't want to think about it.

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Like, we don't even like to use it. Like, we don't even use it with ourselves. Like, we don't even say to you what a fuck. Okay. We just, we don't say it, okay? Because who says it? You just do it. Like, who says that?

Who talks about it? Yeah, because it lemonade. Like, you want to get some lemonade? That's like, that's like a good word. So then they leave the golf club and I love that I don't know if you notice that Vicki totally like tripped and fell onto Tamron's broken foot. It's like a horse. I love a friend who undermines like that. Yes, and she's like, she goes, yeah, if we get married, we'll be get married.

You can be by-price-based like I was yours. Yeah, that's all that'll work out great. Yeah Exactly. I'll work that just great. So Tamran Eddie your next Great Great exciting exciting stories from tales of suburbia So Tamra got something from Amazon Prime and she's apparently she's planning Eddie's 45th birthday party and Because she's like a mobile which is ironic because now she has wheels, but she's apparently, she's planning Eddie's 45th birthday party and because she's like a mobile, which is ironic because now she has wheels, but she's a mobile, she has to order everything from Amazon Prime. So she got him a suit that has a whole bunch of hearts on it because, you know, like as any supportive

wife would do, she's gonna call as much attention to his heart condition as possible, so we can't get a break for one second of remembering that is ticker might flunk out any moment now. Yeah, I have love it. Hearts. Hearts. And the dress code is red for the party, you know, just to really drive it home. All the cocktails are gonna be melted, Lard. That's so nice. Lard is back, guys, like butt fat. Yeah. So he's like, so she's making a move furniture, which is kind of funny because she's like, he could die any moment.

Okay, let's have a object. Uh, I'm chicken back. It's a little bit of a labor. Yeah. So they're moving furniture to fit people. And he's like, how many people are we're gonna have? They shrug.

And she's like, a pasta bet butter. And he's like, and David Bedore, right? And this is such a camera move to force the issue of David Bedore up on camera. So it can look like it's all at his faults. Right. And then she can look like a good friend

because she was saying, please don't have David Bedore here. Yes, exactly. Because she's like, you can have David Bedore here ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. And he's like, you know, he'll never be welcome in my house. And Eddie's like, cannot David Bedore here ever ever ever ever ever and he's and like he's she's like You know, he'll never be welcome in my house and Eddie's like um, he's my friend like what are we 12 years old I'm like please like don't I don't do that Eddie Okay, because who are the people who act the most 12 years old?

There's over petty turf wars. It's guys. Okay, so not even like try it like because you know if it's like if if another dude like Like sort of like smirked a tamar or whatever. I'm not actually I wouldn't even say that I do you know I'm gonna walk it back. I don't he's too listless I was gonna say cuz he'd be like get the fuck off my woman, but he's too listless So I actually don't yeah, no he yeah you you did marry a 12 year old. I walk it back and the answer is yes I worked through it. I found what I had to say. I'm not even sure to not want to respect your friend

who just got cheated on by a fucking guy multiple times, screamed at in public, then got texted that she's fat and worthless by a sad husband. Who cheated on her with someone like 20 something years younger. Fuck you, Eddie, okay? Yeah, I don't understand these things. I don't understand these things.

I'm just serious, it's you. So I have Tamera starts fucking some on-delays bus boy pronto. Yeah, I just don't understand these husbands on these real housewives shows who they really seem to rally around these guys who get cut out. You know, the way that like Peter and Todd were like rallying around Apollo and then later on rallying around Peter. I mean, like, these people are all just like scumbags and they're getting chopped for reason out of these marriages.

And these guys are still like hanging out and like, the only reason why the husbands are friends doing the first place is because of your wives. We're happening in the same show as those guys wives. I don't know, I just think it's gross. Yeah, it's called the boys club, okay? It's called the patriarchy. Yeah. Yeah, man. By the way, speaking of the patriarchy, one of the sponsors when we go to commercial later is Gilead, which is the city in handmaid style, which is so disturbing. And Gilead is a pharmaceutical company, I guess, that has true via, not true true, that's a sweetener.

The anti-HIV drug or whatever. So it's all these free, it's like this free to be in me commercial of people taking prep, basically some kind of prep drug. And it's just so weird that it's sponsored by Gilead who kills gay people. So thanks, thanks for fucking up my brain last night, Bravo. Very confusing. So back to men treating women like shit. by Gilead who kills gay people. So thanks, thanks for fucking up my brain last night, Bravo. Very confusing.

So back to men treating women like shit. Eddie is like, yeah, I want him. And okay, fine. If I don't have him here, that's fine. He's a big boy. And he's like, well, why would he want to be here with this X-Wash anyways? And he's like, he's not here for a X-Wash.

He's here for me. Oh, I know it's like like, come on Eddie, no one's really here for you. This is your wife's party. It's for her show. I mean, like, let's be honest here. So, then Tam was like, listen, I can't. I just don't want Shannon to be mad at me. At least not on this issue, okay? So, like, just work with me here. And then he's like, Shannon will be mad at me, at least not on this issue, okay? So, like, just work with me here, and then he's like, Shanna will be mad at you no matter what. She's like, I'm now, then. Yeah, and he goes, he should be mad at that shirt.

She goes, what's wrong with my shirt, Matt? And he's like, it looks like, I don't know. You know that, Eddie? Yeah, wait, I'm gonna speak that one. I thought he was about to say the gay pride flag. And I was like, I dare you, sir. Yeah, I, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, is like a crayon box from the 70s. I was like, where are you? Why are you even here? Get out of this house. Like if your straights don't, you just don't. Just don't.

Don't try to do the fashion commentary. I can barely do it and I'm gay, okay? But if you're straight and you're Ryan, no, just no. Yeah, when you're wearing scents over anarchy chic over there. I just think why it. I know when you have a closet full of edhardy and affliction, let's just not talk about the Grans, okay? David?

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Children. Oh my god. Kids are so hot. Do you want spaghetti? You want a meatball? You want a meatball instead? Do you want the spaghetti? What do you want? Yeah, you want the spaghetti on meatball. I'm eating it in the long Island. You can have spaghetti. Or you can have it in the long Island. Or you can have it both. It's so different from O.C. We can do so many things with a meat balls in Long Island, but in OC, all they can do is make them into a ball, but in Long Island, we can put the three balls

together and it's like a big pyramid of balls. Have a that. Speaking of vision boards, Gina has totally dreamt of being a housewife for a long time, and her vision board is every wall in her house. I mean, it's just filled with Colley and Tay signs. Oh, it's awful. It's like Ross dressed for less Marshall's TJ Maxx home good sections of just signs that say obvious things like. Wow. Yeah, wow, like, like, good morning. Sunshine. Yeah, it is like a disaster in there. Like she is rivaling Gretchen Christine butay for her inter-decor.

Her house is such a disaster and I was looking at it, I was looking at the layout because she has like a picnic bench for the table or something like that. And then there's like this faux open concept, it's sort of the dining area, it sort of bleeds into the living room area. But then there's this fireplace column right in the middle on a diagonal. Did you notice that? Yes, there's like the stupid fireplace

right in the middle of the room. Yeah, like it's like, I understand, I understand how else's that have that where it's like, there was a fireplace, they knocked on the walls around it and there's like a, almost like a stove or something right in the middle. But this was like a modern fireplace at an angle. It just, it made no sense whatsoever. So, of see. Yeah. So, of course she has no one to shoot with because her husband's never

there. And so she keeps inviting people to her house, which is really the worst answer ever. Okay. If you can't film, don't film. people do not need to be dragged into your house of hell your house of horrors Okay, I'm feeling for Vicki here and Vicki's a monster. Yeah, I have never felt so bad for Vicki I mean she looked like she was terrified She looked like she had just like walked into like a secret like Clansman rally or something like that like what is this not saying that the children are like clansmen. I'm just saying. And she deals with Ryan's kids, you know? Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

It was just like, it was like a circus in there. The circus is a bet. You know what, circus is a better metaphor than clansmen. So I'm gonna use circus instead. Do you like? Mm-hmm. It was just the first thing that came to my mind. I was like what would be like the most horrifying If you open the door what was the most horrifying thing you can imagine?

It's like a secret clansman meeting. So that's what I was imagining You know they're like would you like some boscetti and meatballs is We can only we can't we can't even we can't we I've already taken it too far and we can't even we can't even, we can't, we, I've already taken it too far and we can't even, we can't even do a hypothetical Vicki walks into a cleanse meeting where they're, they're, they're having a pasta dinner like that can't. All right rewind back to the curve. So Vicki shows up and she rings the door about like, woohoo, woohoo, woohoo, woohoo, woohoo, woohoo, woohoo, woohoo. And so the kid answers it in a super, a super woman uniform or whatever. And she's like, well, hello.

So excited to meet you. Wow. Wow. Woo, woo, woo. Whoa. Whoa. She's just like looking at all these like Keliante signs and, you know, flower,

Fakaccia, posters, you know, Paris. I have a big, a big sauce, so I have Vegeta because, you know, she is Priyatta's age and she did have kids kind of alone like Priyatta because, you know, Priyatta's with Ryan, like, by the way, you'll be alone. She did leave and not tell her mother that she was getting buried

and to drive through in Las Vegas. She didn't get me trained by her best friend, Timra. And she is not allowed to put her feet up on her own couch. So yes. Another woman projecting all of her own bullshit onto another woman. Yeah. So Gina is doing that thing. I feel like a lot of moms do where they're just so frustrated that they're like making their kids answer the door and then they're literally leaning on the microwave for strength. If you can either hold me up or give me enough radiation to kill me, I don't even care

what your choice is microwave, but deliver me. She just spends all day microwaving water. She's like, my only happiness is putting the mug in there and watching it go round in circles. I'm considering getting a pacemaker just so this thing can end me once and for all. I keep saying to God, take me, take me now in the form of a microwaveable treat. Sing my hot pockets already. Every day she's thinking about putting a fork in there. She's like, today's gonna be the day.

Today's gonna be the day. Kids, you want me to eat chips and 10 foil? Mommy's gonna eat javascript and foil. So now they're sitting around eating lunch. I mean, barely having lunch. I mean, I feel so bad for Vicki because this is like not a lunch. This is Vicki's stuck eating the crappies spaghetti that the kids are eating. They're not even having a conversation because the kids are so wild

and they're jumping up and you know, Gina's like, oh well, you know, the kids are acting up because Matt's not here. And I'm like, no, they're also like a little like... Like you could be a little bit better with your discipline, Gina's like, oh well, you know, the kids are acting up because Matt's not here. And I was like, no, they're also like a little like, like you could be a little bit better with your discipline, Gina. I'm sorry, although it was good that when the kid like shoved her face, she did something that we like never get to see on Bravo,

which is that she was like, okay, you go to your room. She did discipline there, but the kids are like standing up, they're jumping around, they're interrupting, they're screaming, and it's like, oh my God, just like, can we like, can you just yell yell at them at finally just yell at them please? That's all I beg just yell at them and I feel like I mean get a lot of hate male because it's like you don't know What it's like I don't know it's like I understand that Yeah, as if you were it's like on purpose, okay?

And I love kids and I'm about to go see my little nieces like I love kids, but not on my TV get off my TV Yeah, I don't need to see this. Like this is not entertaining to me. It's not like, and I don't think that people, we want to see glamour. This is bravo. We want to see like fabulous newvo reach people of Orange County, not like harried moms who have absentee husbands and children who are like crawling up the walls and throwing spaghetti at teacettles. That said, with, you know, new moms, sometimes I just feel like they need advice from someone who's seen a lot more of motherhood, just because I'm older and I've had a lot of friends with kids and stuff like that. There are devices that you can get and they're really not expensive,

rope, fly swatters, dog-crate, water guns, rope, fly swatters, rock, great water guns, duct tape, cloth bags, bug spray, I mean just get a little of that, but I'll write the fuck out, I'll say. No, just some casual, you know, casual props, you know to move it along some tools some equipment I mean I get it. She's alone and that's it's she's alone. She's got three kids That's a lot to deal with so I definitely don't envy her I know she's probably trying to do the best that she can but man Man that is a zoo in there It really is and Vicki's trying to pretend she's interested in Basketti and

She's the pick of the husband. And she's like, well, that would know he's a real person, but I don't see any help from him for Gina. There's no picture of that. Where's the picture of him helping with the kids? She's, you know, she's doing all the things Bob's do. She's picking up, doing homework, coloring, bag size. It's like Vicki's trying to figure out what moms are supposed to do. I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, I'm just like If it smells like a skunk, start keeping a traffic keeper of your doctor's visits with that skunk.

If it's anybody called to the skunk later. If you could say, do it that. If it smells like a skunk, start up like Kansai Charity with that skunk. So basically this is just a sad scene and Vicky's like, wow, this is sad. Okay, gotta go. I got a seminar at two hours. And I just invented it. It's a best getting.

I've got a seminar in two hours and I just invented it. It's a best getty. I've got a seminar at Beatballs in about two hours. So I'm going to try to see if the group. Thanks for letting me do some research. Sneep balls. Linda's going to be there and just Linda. Just Linda and me. We're just having a Beatball together. And she goes, yep, got to go.

Because I wear a lot of hats too. Okay, Vicki, yeah, you're really busy. This poor woman is being abused by three little satanic monsters. I got a lot of hats too. And she goes, well, you're wearing well, Vic. She had muzzies. Well, you wear them well. If're with them at all cuz we're gonna go somewhere Or other as well fall cuz we're where our hats and we're about to met all your where them well you with them swell Brought to you by Gilly at Long Island we have newsies out here like how else do you get the news? There's like no little boys round and like a page boy cap

You know like how to get your news? Okay Emily's house is next. Oh, we're a dog is humming a pillow I feel like this episode is getting all of Ben's favorite things I feel like this episode is getting all of Ben's favorite things. Right, so I've had a few of my favorite things. Actually, it really does because I was so happy later on when Crazy Kelly finally resurfaced after her like being dormant for many, many years. It felt like. So anyway, so Emily is like holding one of her children.

She's like, affection, affection, affection and Shane walks in and she, and he like, he comes in and she's like, affection, and Shane walks in. And she, and he like, he comes in and she's like, oh, it's a husband and she like leans in because she thinks that he's coming in for a kiss. And he's just like, no, I just want the child. It just like takes the baby away. Yeah, he's like, ew, it really goes to show you that people with similar facial expressions belong together.

And I've always believed that. Like she has that scrunched face that looks like she's smelling smelling farts and then he gets out when she tries to kiss her They're both like Looks I think it means that they're a good couple they're meant to be together. Yeah, so then she's like Are you excited for the party tonight? You like um should I be excited versus like any other party? She's like a my king is my my husband is the king of snark has him. I was like, he's snarking and he's snarking. Um, so you have to like laugh and like give it right back to him.

And like, what is your example of giving it right back to him going, yeah. Yeah, she's like, I should told him when I was like, yeah, it's gonna be fun, right, man. He may be the king of snarkasm, but I'm the queen of receiving it, listening to it and processing. And she goes, well, I know you haven't met the ladies, y'all. And he goes, well, I've definitely heard them. Okay, okay. This is over for you sir. The uniting of snarkasm in the house.

That is enough for you sir. This is enough bitching about someone being loud in your house. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And he's like, and you know, and then, you know, Emily's excited that he's finally gonna get to meet Gina properly. And he's like, no, I just asked someone to be quiet. I didn't judge anyone. That stupid loud bitch. Yeah, it's being totally blown out of proportion, which is why I brought it up right now again in front of cameras. You know what else is blown out of proportion?

Bed sheets. King of snorkasm. He doesn't, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So the kid is jumping all he she's trying to make the kid lay down he's like give they don't mommy and so she does she lays face down and then the kid jumps on her it looks like he's gonna jump on her butt and she's like he just wants to jump on your butt and she's like no I know I get big high all the time he puts his face in my blood hmm Hmm, queen of butt jokes, best of none, none, none, none, I put it down, and the queen of butt gas, and the butt gas, I'm okay.

So then now we have Kelly rolling up to like a boba, like a coffee house that does boba. And she's like, All's harmony diva, which is only the OC. Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna get my kid that. How many diva? So she's like... So she just walks up to this like, barista, who's already like very frightened.

And she's like, huh, my friend said she wanted to come here for vulva. I was like, she's single and I'm single. I'm like, you want to go down on me? Oh, what's that? Volva? Volva T? What? You are? I'm mean. You're vulva! You're vulva! You're mean vulva! Volvo, Volvo T? What? You are a meme. You're a Volvo! You're a Volvo! You're a meme, Volvo! I don't drive a Volvo.

I mean, Volvo dealership are a Volvo's. Michael wishes I drove a Volvo. He's trying to ruin me! Queen of Volvos! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a boba pussy bitch, boba. So Shannon comes in, she's like, Hi, I will lie with like to order. I think I'm just gonna have a nacho. I guess I'll order something that people are incredibly self-involved with order

because that's what apparently I am according to Damage Edge. I would like something pint-sized, baptized, and highly priced, what a bitch, how could she? Could I, I would like, in my tea, 40 to 15 negative boba's please. And then it shows Kelly, it's a close-up of Kelly figuring out what boba's are

as she drinks them into her mouth and she's like, whoa. She's like You can't swallow it. What's this tea? Why is it solid if it's tea? I don't want balls in my mouth And then Shannon Shannon get a green tea matcha get a green tea matcha burns fat calories get a green tea match good for losing weight up you're mean you're mean calories you're mean and Shannon I like that they're all so classic Kelly's always like you can lose weight this right then Shannon's like well doesn't that have a lot of calories so Shannon still has no idea what calories are in what I will never forget when they

were at that stupid hamburger place for her birthday And she's like what has more calories the salad or the for they mean young Well, sometimes salads can creep up on you. So I get it. I get it Yeah, I have a lot of calories and he's like no Actually 35 calories. Huh. Well, that's great! So, now they're like gonna cross-cut between Shannon and Kelly versus Tamra and Gina talking about the whole issue and it's like so over and wherever Tamra is, she's telling Gina, she's like, she's such a needy friend.

I'm like okay, come on Tamra, you are the neediest of all friends, you're the neediest friend and you undermine everyone, please. It's so much going on with her and it's so much going on with me and I just I can't take two shit that one Will And Shannon's like I don't understand why an issue with Emily and Gina turned into one with me Which you noticed you did Kelly laugh? I didn't know it was kind of fun. They've been hanging you can tell they've been hanging out a lot because she's taking on her laugh She goes how did it go from them to me

Like she did a Kelly laugh and Kelly goes um, maybe she's stressed like she had not bad things happen at one time It's like a cat's lives. She's like oh my god, I'm a lot of bad bad bad bad bad me which is pretty bad and then but then Shannon's like I had tough tough last week and she knows it and then you know, she's like she's always saying you're always getting attacked and and here you are I'm making us about you and was that time I said that or Shannon said that I'm getting confused in the old fight I'm a fantasy and she's saying I act like I'm always being attacked and well I haven't accused him You want them attacking me except my ex husband who else did I accuse? Well possibly that golf ball for not going either the whole thing. Okay All right that must boy for taking away my plate before I was okay, okay Everyone's okay, everyone's attacking me. Huh?

You're giving attacks in the first degree I'm not attacking me. You're giving a tact in the first degree. You're a live shadowed by door killed by being attacked by everyone, including Timer and Judge. Best friends. So she's like, well, I can tell you this, she is mad at me, but I knew for a fact it's not this Emily issue. So if you're mad at me, just say you're mad at me. Are you mad because I put cream cheese and salmon and called it low calorie or what just tell me the truth So then Tamra of course making herself into the victim here she's like she's like I just you know

It's hard to be honest with her. It's hard. Bigger. It's like when you're honest with her. She lists her shit I'm a scard and then they show like a flashback of Tamara, like being quote unquote honest, aka during the pot and social like tell Shannon something and then Shannon goes, flies off the handle with someone else. And now Tamara's scared. I'm like, well, stop telling her things that are gonna make her go crazy, how about that?

Yeah, it's like every time I flick that pitbull in the forehead, I'm afraid that it's going to bite me. Stupid camera. And I love that the editors aren't letting her get away with shit this season because they've given her two good seasons of not getting into any kind of trouble. And now they're just calling her out on every single little thing. Mm-hmm. So she's like, I am afraid of her reaction. I mean, it's almost like we should have thrown her into the mental hospital back at that party with Heather Dubrow, where I tried the gaslight hair. I will say this. Shannon is a great candidate for gaslighting.

I mean, they, you know, it's sort of like once a season, they're like, let's give it another go. Let's be so Shannon, you love cauliflower, don't you? I mean, I like it, but like you love it though, don't you? I mean, I like it. I mean, don't put those cauliflower words in my mouth. What do you think? Hey. How dare you, you will see the truth about cauliflower. I started cauliflower, Megan.

So they meet at this plant place to get plants. Yeah. Now Shannon has a roller. She's rolling in, which I thought it first was just a joke. Oh, there was uneven pavement, and, you know, you know, I've already have so many uneven things in my life given what David has done to me. So, last thing I need is an uneven pavement and a tamer judge happened to put a crack in there, and I fell right over on account of me getting wait cuz of bigy gong listen think about famile much that Yeah, yeah, she's totally trying to single white female you everybody wants the life of a possum face with a constantly shrugging pussy face house With heart problems, okay

Everyone's dream yeah with heart problems, okay? That's everyone's dream. Yeah, exact kids. So the two of them start wheeling around the nursery. They pick up one plant and then make someone else do everything else. And then they park it, literally park their scooters and get onto bar stools, which was a funny watching Chan and do it. Because she's like, all right, well, I'm just going to like, squeak, squeak, squeak. Okay, here we go.

Okay, don't happen to Okay, go ahead from this environment Whoa, careful Shannon. Oh, okay. Oh, oh, okay. I'm getting up. I'm almost I'm up I made it So, Timer is like, um, you gotta get an X-ray on that fake foot injury. And say, well, we'll see how it goes because sometimes it could take a day right now or or here or 19 years ago. My therapist says it takes two years to fully get over an ankle sprain until you start trusting your ankle again.

40 to 15 negative ankles. takes two years to fully get over an ankle sprain until you start trusting your ankle again. 40 to 15 negative ankles. So Jennifer gives her the look. Not so for you to apologize to me about just this. Just ordered an apology tray. So while it's being delivered, let's think about the bad things you've done to me. So she's like, I'm really upset, shout on.

She sounds like, oh, I'm about the other night. Hi, I'm really upset, Shannon. Shannon's like, oh, I'm about the other night. I have been very upset about it. It's been bothering me. So, Shannon's like, I'm gonna try not to cry, which is like the anthem. That should be her next tagline, because she liked anything she does. She's like, I'm gonna get a set of top today,

and I'm gonna try not to cry when I get a spatula so so she's like you know whenever you have an issue like you call me and I always take your call because I'm such a good friend but I try to call you you didn't call I don't know I never say what about you and just because I'm not good to express my feelings. It doesn't mean I have them. You're very good expressing your feelings. That's all you do. It's express your fucking feelings.

And then you make a warpath to ruin everyone else's lives because of your feelings. And then you use your feelings to excuse your other feelings that you had. That you used to excuse to victimize everybody else. I'm not following it for it for this time Miss Lady. And Shannon's like, well, I always want to be there for you. Oh, I want you to be my notchow. I want to be there for you. And so then, Tamara's like, I just, I'm afraid I just have to be because it's going to hurt your feelings and when your feelings get hurt. You eyes fave at heart. I'm scared. I'm a scared little tamra.

Little tamra needs to be hugged. Hug me. Hug my wheels. Now, batme d'Ale next time you go single hunting with Kelli because that's what she's really mad at. Yeah. By the way, also, you know, Tamra is like one of my most hated housewives. Obviously, I have to admit that because she's, to me,

she's always wrong. Now, in this case, she is right. I mean, Shannon is that friend. She's like, oh, God! Like, so crying. You know, never even know your name. Yeah. So I do see her point, but she just goes about

proving it in the wrongest way ever. Yeah. So then now that they've sort of like buried the hatchet and everything seems to be okay, now they start talking about Eddie. And now Eddie has fully gone off his medications because last week or last episode, he was stopping except for some of them

which didn't make any sense to me. And now he's fully off. And then apparently they went to do a new doctor and the doctor was like, take your medications because you could have a stroke any minute dumbass So now that scared him and to digest this story and she's like You know what? Today, how do you picked up the phone? I was like, are you calling? Are you calling the batch my bill?

He says no. I'm calling God. I said are you there God? It's me Eddie. Why are you doing this to me? You're God you're God he said to me. He's a big Well, yeah, and she's he never half faith he told you last time He doesn't like religion how many times does this guy got to say do what you want to but don't involve me in this bullshit Like he said it a million times. I just love his like, his like over dramatic, prop comedy prayers, you know? It's like, hello God, it's me, Ade. If God's asked me why can I get my locker open? If God was one of us,

do you think you, what a God was one of us? Just stop that psych, what about? She gives us mom like to us. She's like, I'm trying to set strong. But when you pray every night and it never comes and when you're being a good person and you're doing everything right, when God then, okay, ask anybody who's starving all over the world. Okay, God isn't your fucking ATM people. Stop that shit. God put you on TV, be happy.

Yeah, you prayed for a knockoff of curves. Okay, and you got it, be thankful. Yeah, you prayed that you could finally put some merchandise on your shelves, okay, and you got it. Just relax. Oh, so they decided Shannon agrees she's gonna be there for Tamra and then she starts trying to be there for her and she's like wow so hmm

house burnt. Yes, so how's he enjoying that new dance class? Oh yes, yes, did he ever get his toe fixed? You mean his heart. Oh, yes, his, his, his toe heart. Uh, cameras like, I get expressed my feelings. I'm like, you literally just cried on the phone to God. You doesn't even have a phone number. Please give me a break. So then they decide they're going to be friends

and then try and put music plays. Yeah, everything is fine. So now we go, now is the day of the big Eddie party and we go to Emily's house and she's wearing like this like red jumpsuit thingy and she's like, I'm ready. I got my Vegas outfit on. What do you think?

And she ends like, um, it's red. King of Snark as soon. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And I was like, I'm just gonna have to watch that. And I was like, I'm just gonna have to watch that. And I was like, I'm just gonna have to watch that. And I was like, I'm just gonna have to watch that. And I was like,

I'm just gonna have to watch that. And I was like, I'm just gonna have to watch that. And I was like, I'm just gonna have to watch that. And I was like, I'm just gonna have to watch that. And I was like,

I'm just gonna have to watch that. And I was like, I'm just gonna have to watch that. And I was like, I'm just gonna have to watch that.. I mean, you know, they had sex to lady gog off for hours. He was in theater. You know, he loves a row bicks, you know. It's just hilarious to me. These pictures are hilarious and she's gotten blown up. And then Kelly and Shannon are in the car talking about blind dates and Shannon's like, but you have to sit there with someone through a whole meal trying to explain

to them what things are because you don't want them to eat their knife. They're not literally blinds and all. Hey, I don't think I got to see that scene. I feel like, you know, my DVR has been doing weird shit. These weird glitches. I don't think I saw it them talking about blind dates. That's not really what happened, but they were talking about blind dates. And she's like, I don't want to have to sit with someone

for a whole meal. And Kelly goes, I've never done blind dates on my whole line. Just don't take me to that vulvity. What place is that? Kelly is already in rare form. Okay, and they're just driving over. And by rare form, I mean, you know, three quarters of the way to drunk tamarind.

Exactly. Yeah. So they get there and Tamar is rolling around her back yard. And she's like, that's great. That's not a rat in my pillow, man. It was like specifically not a rat. It was like a piece of plastic.

It was so obviously not a rat. I like that she thought it was a rat. It's like a pool toy. She's like, that ring is not a rat I like that she thought it was a rat it's like a pool toy like she's like that ring is that a rat or a rig I can't tell who invited Benny what was her gay friend's name who caused all that problem Ricky Ricky I have a badger Rick his rapist in the pool it's like a little foe hawk wig yeah so Eddie comes out in his crazy heart suit everyone's like a little faux hawk wig. Yeah. Plotting round the pool. So Eddie comes out in his crazy heart suit. And everyone's like, oh my god, the heart suit.

That's hilarious. Where did you find that? And then Shane is there. And so Shane and Gina come face to face for the first time since the incident. And he's like, hi, I'm Shane. And she goes, Shane, oh, it's fucking Shane. It's fucking Shane.

Oh my god, it's Shane. You want some scary, want some meatballs? Huh? Can I get a hug? Fucking Shane. Fucking Shane. Because she got in trouble for cursing. So she's like, can we just hug?

And he's like, if you calm down. Oh. Do do do do do do do. I was gonna let you do it this time. King of snark asin Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-uh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh you how you should do it, you know, they just kind of laugh and I go, okay, they're friends now. I mean, I don't know they got over, but they laughed. Yeah, I think that that was, that's how you get over it, you know, you just laugh about it and she's like, I'm a cursing asshole and you called me on it and, you know, let's laugh about it.

Did she suck? I do secretly wish that Heather DeBro was back because I would love the lecture that she would have given Shane, you know, you know, it have been a full like claw hand lecture to Shane like a full on like, you don't talk to me like that. I don't know you like that. And you're like, I just would have loved it. Um, but instead you get Shannon and Michael Jackson plethora pants rolling in on her scooter and Kelly's like And Shannon's like, well, I just have to I gotta pull up my pants a little bit in the driver who was like helping her just darts away Like I don't know I don't I don't deserve this. I'm going to Dave and busters

So everybody used basically just like You gotta pull about So everybody used basically just like, Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi So then, you tell me, meanwhile, she's drinking in the corner and she's just staring at Steve. I can't stand the biggie's boyfriend. He's best friend of my ex-husband. Oh! Be a man! She's giving the camera this look like...

But he likes boba! So then he's staring at him and she's mad because he talked to page six that she's like, be a man. Be a man. What dude's dude's hat? Be a man. I think Vicky's more of a man than him. Oh, oh, yeah, because he's on Michael's side apparently and they showed the page six thing, which

I didn't read the whole thing, but it seemed like a fairly innocuous quote, because they were fighting on, on else, you know, they were fighting through their friends, so shawmed the, yeah. And then Kelly, apparently, said, once she read this page six article where he was like, I don't even understand why this is a huge fight. Who cares? Why is it her business or something? See, writes back on Twitter. She goes, at page six, Steve watches a douchebag along with this pig of a girlfriend. And I'm 42 years old.

Not 44 years old. Hades Dork. So yeah, Dork was like the buzzword of the party because then Vicki is looking at Eddie's photos from his theater life And she's like is that Eddie? It looks like I don't know. I'm gonna say he looks like Dorick Well, you look like a young Arnold Schwarzenegger to me what you're cleaning lady So Kelly cannot Kelly can just not let go and she's just staring at Steve with this like You know when Kelly looks like she's got lipstick smeared all over her face, but she doesn't it's just because she's like pulling the face Yeah, no she has like a oh she just sort of speaks of lipsticks smear, but she doesn't actually exhibit it

So she's just like yeah, she's just like hmm And then in meanwhile inside Gina pulls Emily aside. She's like, yeah, I'm having problems with me. Yeah, it's happening. We have differences. You know, so, yeah. And so Emily does her patented move,

which is a very slow motion hug. She's like, oh, raising my arm up. It is raising up. It is high. It has now just crested over the shoulder and we are moving forward And forward and forward and now it is cascading down the back and it is lying there and the hug is complete I understand you know sometimes marriages of pain in the butt green a butt Why are you doing that? the butt. Green a butt puzzle. So then Shane is editable eating and this is just Shane is editable eating across the way and Kelly is with Shannon looking at Steve with a dirty left and say can we turn

this heater on. Oh, it's like heater comedy with Shannon and Kelly. Yeah, she's like, ah, don't blow a sap. I mean, I, I, I, you know, these things are very dangerous. They're bad for the environment. And they're not part of a green coat. No. No. It's a pilot light.

It's a pilot light on this. Where's the pilot light? So Vicki goes inside and she's like, oh my God, she's a crack. I believe pretend like hugs What's her red ebenebbed do we come in there? So they figure you know Vicki's trying to give Vicki patented advice which she's never followed from her life But she's like words of advice for somebody who's lived a life of journeys and cack I gave up too quick and I would have made it work and you know

Gina has a lot of life lessons ahead but you figure it out because she's got about three small babies. Did you hear my testimony? You figure it out. You figure it out. Listen, take this from a woman who has seven out of ten punches on her subway card. Just make it work. Stick it out. I don't even want to know about this. I don't even want to know about it. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. For the woman who it. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Yeah. I like the woman who's the woman who loves saying I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. She's telling you to stick stay in there. I'm the only reason she was she regrets divorcing Don is because he took so much money from her in the end. Mm-hmm. I think maybe she did. Well, no, she doesn't regret the first husband because he was abusive. Yeah. Yeah. The second husband and she said it on TV.

That's not just a bingy comment. She's like, Oh my God, he took so buddy so much ready for me. Yeah, if I don't, I just want to stay with him, you know, give him a give it a second. We get the house or so. So now Kelly and Chan and are still stewing or Kelly's more stewing. And she's like, have you spoken to Emily? I haven't spoke to Emily. Where's Emily? Where is she? And Stanley goes, I have to eat there.ftany there and she goes well yeah what are you supposed to say what are you gonna say how's your Mormon husband

I have Persian Mormon God so CC Steve and sexualized say something to Steve all and Santa's like well I'm direct but you should try to be non-confrontational because you have a Family point Kelly and you don't want it to get lost in fuck use and see words okay Yeah, so I shouldn't say fuck you stop talking shit bitch, man. Nope. That's not the way to do it Should I should I say you're a 60-year-old man? That feel like a little bitch about me. You're a bitch. You're a bitch. No, I think that maybe you should say Steve Lodge, my feelings are hurt.

And here is my license and registration. He's like, okay, I'll just be like, oh Mr. Lodge. Who is he, Lodge? Is he a building on a mountain? The Lodge is like we go skiing and go like, see him have a coco inside a Steve. Who is that? Lodge? Is he a building? On a mountain? Is he a lodge? It's like we go skiing and go like, see, and have hot cocoa inside a sleeve? Who is that dork? Why is it so airy?

Mountain airy lodge. All you need to bring is your love everything. Beautiful mountain airy lodge. Classic. That is a classic. He really is. So so that channel's like well She has a history of being confrontational and then we see a montage of Kelly like shut the fuck up. You're a fucking You Stop it

Oh, you're a cut fitness so Kelly walks up to Steve and she's like listen So Kelly walks up to Steve and she's like, listen, I don't want to make a big deal about it, but what happened on social media really bothered me and Steve is like, I don't follow social media. He's now in full on, like, I'm an officer who has pulled you over mode, you know, like, happy go lucky. Hey, I'm just Steve open up sausage bars and defrosting chickens. That's gone. Now he's like, mm-hmm, let me see your license in registration. You know? I don't follow social medea, okay? She's her own woman. She's like, oh really?

You don't know? You don't know? You don't know you talk to page six. You don't know you talk to page six. And he's like page six of what bookman? Okay, I would like to see page six of your license and registration and proof of insurance. Ah, the only Page Six I read is of code violations in the state

of California, ma'am. Can you please step out of the car? I'm not even in a car! You actually are sick. You're not a lion! I'm in need you to recite the alphabet from a why would I do that? That's stupid that's stupid So she's he's he's like Kelly I'm not having this conversation And he's like I'm walking away now, so then she's sitting there and she goes, I mean look All these things if you have a complaint you have to bring it you know bring it to him bring it to him Why are you making a big deal out of it? She's I'm not King of snark has him He goes, oh, why are you making it a big deal out of it? He goes, I'm not! I'm not! He's like, mm-hmm.

King of Snark has him. Aww. So then inside, Vicky's like, oh my God, Steve, what happened? What did Kelly do? And he's like, ah, she just wants to argue with me. And you know what? I'm calling him back up.

That's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna wait in here until back up arrives. So she goes, don't drink your Kool-Aid, Steve. Don't drink your Kool-Aid. It has bubble in happen. I'm gonna wait in here until backup arrives so she goes don't trick her coolate Steve Don't trick her cool. Hey, that's Bubba in it. I heard everything So so then she's Kelly just out there just shaming shaming Steve to to Shane who I Change just I don't know why he's even sitting there and engaging in this because he doesn't yeah Like he doesn't know what's going on in terms of like you know like well, he may know some things But like he should know better and so she's like why of like, you know, like, well he may know some things, but like, he should know better.

And so she's like, why would a man write this? Like, why would you do that? I don't make a big deal, he did, he did. He did. He did. And he was like, you're telling me, he's the only man that's ever written about you, which was.

That's a weird thing to say. It was weird and like, it brought in like, that's, well, it was that snororke as him, but it was also like that Before that he was just sort of being a devil's advocate, but when he said that it's like oh Oh, you do know something and she's like yeah Yeah, and now actually it was the moment it was the moment that Jeff Goldblum waved the He waved the flare and got the T-Rex's attention in

Jurassic Park. Because remember Sam Neal did it and then they froze and the T-Rex was like, huh? Where are you? Where are you? Here's an audioologist, right by me on page 6. Where are you? And then Shane is like, no, look at me over here. I'm going to do it too.

And now Kelly is like, okay, look at me over here. I'm gonna do it too. And now Kelly's like, okay, I'm gonna eat you. Yeah, you guys, because Kelly was just kind of, she wasn't gonna totally go for him, but now he's pissed her off. Yeah. And he goes, yes, actually, no one's ever written about me. And he goes, all right, you know what? And he puts up his hands.

This is what you should have done in our first place. And he's like, it's between you and him. It's just between should have done. I'm not worse. Yeah. And he's like, uh, it's between you and him. It's just between you and him. I don't know. Yeah. And she goes, oh, yeah, it's between me and him. So are you getting involved? I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm like, it's too late now.

It's like, yeah, it's too late for him now. But it's not too late until he says this. He goes, all right, well, you're drunk. So, I'm drunk. I'm not drunk. I'm not drunk. Come on, drunk. And Sam's like, she's not, she's not, oh God.

Oh God, she's not drunk. And then Shane, king of snark has him, goes, wait, that's your normal behavior you just got shamed I like that he followed that up but going oh I make a lot of face I made the my wife is trying to kiss me face to be fair at a party party where everyone's calling each other dorks and twerps. Like he's really at sort of the taste level, but still it's like, yes, sir, you don't know. You are bringing knife to a gun fight.

Yes, and then Kelly really does hurt, you know, because Kelly, this is such a Kelly slam, but in high school, Kelly was a cheerleader. She was popular. And let's imagine what she had was in high school. Okay, so when she turns to him and goes, you know what you are? You're a fucking dork. That's what you are.

Luzer, dork, you're a dork. And then she walks off screaming that he's a dork. Yeah, which is so high school and it's such a high school slam. And you know, it's correct, but that's like, out. Yeah, it was a very high school thing she could have said. I know. And then he's like, yeah, it was a very Haskel's thing she could have said I know and then he's like well unfortunately your opinion doesn't matter Which is also like how when you're a door can high school? That's how you respond You just like yeah, you just try to dismiss it, you know, so then she's like oh my god

I'm so sorry. You know she's just she's very upset. She's she's she's an angry woman She's she's just going to a lot of things and then Kelly comes storming back. I just don't to him. He's a little twerp. Little pussy. Little pussy. He's a twerpussy. A twerzy. A twerzy. That's what he is. Oh, I'm so sorry Shane. I'm so sorry. So sorry and he goes that's your friend. Oh Which you know it just makes me glad that Kelly's being mean to him because he really is just a little shithead So she goes inside and she's the best moment of the episode. The girls are in there and she's like that little guy over there. What a bitch, that little man over there. The one that Steve's talking to.

It's like who? What are you talking about, Steve? No! So I'm at Steve's little bitch next to him. I don't know who he is. Wait, what? You know the guy who looks like that guy who's in all your wedding photos? That guy, whoever he is.

That guy waiting for the pot at the end of the rainbow! Remember there was that crazy person upstairs in your house at Poker Night? Him! He's a little bitch! Little bitch! You mean my husband? Is that your husband? That's me! Who didn't introduce him? I mean my husband And then do a flashback to 30 minutes earlier where it's like oh Kelly this is my husband change. Oh, hi nice to meet you

Which supports my theory that that's why I'm like I don't think Kelly knows who I am because like that She can literally like meet someone in 30 minutes later. I have no recollection that she ever met him. So she's she's still screaming and then she goes, I swear to God, I didn't know. I didn't know it was your husband. Where did Jesus cry? But he's standing up for Steve. Steve is Steve is here now and he's like, I was not. Oh, Shane's saying and she's like you could have you shouldn't stuck your face in the middle of it Door yeah, and he's like well you shouldn't have come over to our table where we were speaking. Oh your table This is your house and your table. What do you like? Lancelot and you're to your table? Where's your name on it? Your name if you like so much, What, put a ring on your table?

Shane at a table, thin in a tree. Can't F you C, K, I, N, G, Yeah, you fuck a table, you little bitch. And Shane tells Emily, Oh, this is someone you want to hang out with. This is someone you want to hang out with. Okay, Shane, come fight with the women now, okay? This isn't bad enough already, okay?

Yeah, he said I was drunk, he said I was drunk, you little bitch dude, you bitch! Hey, he's my husband, he's my husband, I'll kill you! Like Emily just, I love that she just throws all abandoned to the wind and then her face doesn't even move still It's still the same poopoo my small poopoo face and Kelly's response that that's my husband is no that's a little bitch Which by the way, it's like so problematic to like to like you know to perpetuate that narrative You know that like like if you're a guy,

it's like a jerk, he's like, quote unquote, a little bitch, because you know, it's like, it continues that idea that like, to be feminine is like the worst, and so you can say it about a man. However, it was really funny. Oh God, he's a little bitch.

He's a little bitch. Yeah, he's a little bitch. And so, she's Emily's freaking out. She's like, get her the fuck away from me. I'm gonna kill you. And then Kelly stops and smiles really big at Shannon and she goes, holy shit! Well she was like, hit me, hit me, hit me! But Kelly is totally Emily's really earned Kelly's respect. Yeah. Kelly's like, whoa! He's shiss!

That was awesome! You see that, Shannon? And Shannon just goes, Kelly, how Kelly? He's... Archie! Archie? I'm asking us to the end of Real Housewives of Orange,

Gione, everybody. Yeah, I was very, very exciting. I really enjoyed it. What a fun episode. Yeah, I was very, very exciting. I really enjoyed it. What a fun episode. Yeah, that was very fun. We will be back. We released two episodes yesterday. Then today we'll be back tomorrow with Below Deck Med.

And then our Dallas recap won't come out until Friday because we are doing it live in Denver. Yeah, it's gonna be so fun, so fun. So buy tickets for that. Go to crap and calm for those tickets over the link to the tickets and Friday we got those Dallas tickets we got in New York coming up in October don't sleep on New York either people Seattle in November Nashville in December. It'll be a great great time We will talk to you tomorrow everybody have a good one. Bye We will talk to you tomorrow, everybody. Have a good one. Bye. Bye.

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