Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Sip Down, You're Rocking The Boat

Episode Date: June 17, 2023

The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E02) go on a "Fla-mingle" cruise which features no flamingos and no mingling, but plenty of passive aggressive behavior. Plus, the debut (in Orange County) of Taylor Armstrong!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Feels good. I don't have a really Chicago accent accent but we're staying at the stinkiest hotel I want to say the name of the guy. Oh my god. It's so stinky like literally stinks. Yes. And Ben has a lot of Cena accents. Which I think it's really funny that you come all the way to Chicago just have a bunch of Cena staying right under you. I literally okay we are literally living we're in like a shoebox hostel. I think we'll be get carved up by someone by the end of the night. So enjoy this while you got it.

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like yeah and then a killer comes out but they actually they hired James Kennedy from the Imagine Festival and then did a little remix I'm sorry because this is offensive because I see a lot of white people here, but we have collectively some explaining to do on this. Yes. This is just embarrassing, okay. This is like Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh Boxing Justin Timberfake noises. Who's doing that? Why are they doing it? Oh fuck you. I was hard for that Do you know how? My entire life my entire life I work an opportunity to remix the real house was an orange guy theme song an imagine fest Okay, are you gonna make fun of it? Is stupid fast look cascade like that enough to have me to imagine fest you fat bitch I'm scared like that enough to have me at the imagined fest, you fat bitch. But wow.

So that's going on. I love doing it. I love cringing. And especially because they have the housewives come on in dance now, and there's nothing that I mean, you can't, it's like, right when you think it can't get wider, then they slide Shannon on, and she's like, yeah. I learned to set a poison concert. Yeah. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Tamer is just like doing the flotty. The flotty, I'm sorry. I don't know things like that.

But also, more importantly, we have our new lines or tag lines for the season. So here we go. Shannon's is. That was an editorial aspect, aren't we? In Orange County, I call the shots. And it's always the killer. Hi, I'm an alcoholic. I live my life in HD.

And please stop that. All of you. I know. This is Bravo. Can we go back to the tube format? Where it's like 480 P, please, for all of our sakes. So that's like, I live my life in HD. Sharp, bright, and more focused in,

I was like, this bitch is literally doing a TV tag line. She's literally making herself HD. It's all plasma this bitch is literally doing a TV tag line. I know. She's literally making herself HD. It's all plasma.pixel plasma. What's the new one? Debrow vision. How the new one's like super plasma, inverted anus plasma. Fork. Hey.

It's like $40. $40. $40. $40. $40. $40. So Emily is like, if you want to waste my time, For a count of five. For a count of five. For a count of five. For a count of five. For a count of five. For a count of five. For a count of five.

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For a count of five. For a count of five. For a count of five. For a count of five. For a count of five. For a count of five. food product or reaches for a food product, all of us are going to be like, yes! I love truckers, generally! Wait, I think this line was the only line that wasn't written. They had like ten other lines. They had a read and she's fine like, you know what Bravo, if you're going to waste my time, let's give me a taco. There it is! The difference between my past and my present, that's just the apples and oranges, neither of which I can really afford right now. Why are they bringing that up now?

Like, is this isn't new that she's from New York, right? Guess what, I'm from New York, guys. That's my tagline. So Jen, oh, here's Jen, new Jen. You know she's new because she has an extra N, you know? That's the N. I'm going huge with the budget this year. Buy that, lady, and N. I know. My core may be strong, but my resilience is stronger.

Buh. Good. You're fucking core, you're core! I don't want to hear about your core. Nobody wants to hear about your goddamn core. Get out of here. We'll see how resilient you are. Back to planet fitness with you loser.

I know. Maybe he wants to start a business doing yoga class outside. Get the fuck out of here. She's an industry disruptor. It's just like regular yoga with more skin cancer. I'm way son of. So then Tamer is like, I may have been a poth, but now I'm better than poth.

I actually think that one was really good. Although, did you notice, you know what, they always have their family in the background. So, in this year, Ryan is in the background with a cowboy hat and a buckle. Ryan? Sir. They let Ryan back in the intro. You were from Orange County. You were not in the depths of Montana right now,

Wrangling cattle, okay? Jack balance. Jack balance. All right, so basically we, oh, that's the opening, it was sad. It was a lot of music, it was a lot of talk about core and tacos. Which I really do appreciate Emily's resilience and rebellion towards the four talk.

Oh, we've got another bitch with a gym this season. Great. I want to hamburger line. They're like hamburger. They're a little controversial at tacos. Toccos. That the whole day. Yeah.

So, now we start. We're in a place called the Country Club, which in classic Orange County style is not a country club at all. So Emily and Jen are meeting up with Gina and everything and Gina's late, et cetera. And they're just talking about like, oh, how's yoga and Jen's like, oh my god, yoga was amazing. I've got an amazing core.

It's great. Tell me about your core. I think they just do this so we can see clips of Shannon going, what? What? What? What?

What? What? Well, if I'm a tree, I certainly know who chopped me down and his name is David Bedore. Ha! Is there a cheater pose? Cheater pose?

I'm doing the Here Lies pose. My core is very betrayed. I am betrayed to the core. Thank you. So we get an orange candy waiter. I love, you know, I'm a waiter, X-Water, I bet, she probably will be again one day, let's face it. Yeah. I will probably talk myself back into waiting tables in about five minutes.

OK. Yeah, I will. But, you know, I love a waiter, and I love an orange county waiter the best, because they're always, they're like, someone told them it's LA, and they're like, I'm moving there. And then they got there and it's like, it's three hours from LA and they're goddamn it.

This is very true. But they still believe they're gonna get discovered. So anyway, he's like a semi-hot, Eddie type guy. And he comes over and he's like, Siding roughly, it is. You're gonna help somebody's leg with the fuck do you want? Could you bring us some water? And then he does it a million times throughout the rest of the scene. Every time anybody's talking he's like, sorry, I didn't want to be late. I'm sorry, I didn't want to be late. I'm sorry, I didn't want to be late.

I'm sorry, I didn't want to be late. I'm sorry, I didn't want to be late. I'm sorry, I didn't want to be late. So, so then they are, they decide to order, they're like ordering cocktails, like espresso martinis and stuff. And Emily is like, oh, in a diet coke too. And Jen's like, ooh, I want a diet coke too. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I Coke too. I like that. I get champagne and then a Diet Coke too on the side. That's crazy. And I'm like, yeah, that's because I'm from Ohio

and you're from Oklahoma. They're like this set. We're the same. They both have O's. They both start with O's. But we're just like the normal ones. Look at us. It doesn't matter what I order, what I drink.

I always get Diet Coke on the side. It could be a martini. It could be Fiskers dog bowl, always a die coke on the side. So then Emily says, I don't know if this is because this is like a Midwest thing. Midwesterners. Is Oklahoma in the Midwest? I'm not a very bright person. I asked Ben, I was like, Oklahoma's not in the Midwest, is it?

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So Jen is like, you know, there is something you can't describe about someone who was raised in a small town. You know, there's an ease. And I feel that with Emily. I feel like she's very easy to talk to. It's like, wow, you're really not really not killing it so far. Yeah. So then Gina comes in and just a lot of $5 necklaces.

It doesn't work like that. It's not like if you have a stack of fives, you have more money. It doesn't translate to necklaces. When you just wear a bunch of $5 necklaces, you just got a bunch of $5 necklaces on. Okay. She's like, oh my god, I stopped drinking. Mainly because like, you know, it helped me lose weight. It's been really good for me like mentally. Also, it's like $5 for a beer these days. I could be wearing that car. You know what I'm saying?

So the waiter comes over, it's like, sorry, Ben Rod. Can I get you something? And it's like, yeah, I don't drink. So I'm gonna have a mocktail. Do you have a mocktail? And say, yeah, I don't drink, so I'm going to have a mocktail. Do you have a mocktail? It goes, yeah, totally. It goes, okay, can I have like a spicy margarita mocktail? It goes, do you want that without alcohol?

Can someone just come up from behind and fuck this guy, please? Like, what are you doing here? And will you never leave it? So what's hilarious about him is he also keeps coming back to the table with like every little dish known to man and it's always whenever Jen's talking because Jen is like, great, I'm on this show, I've got an interesting backstory to me, and I can't wait to tell everyone in America. So she's like, no one asked,

but when I'm at Ryan, I was in a marriage, and the marriage was dying. So mocktails are like, are they pretending to be other mocktails? I'll put it on pause. Anyway, as I was saying, it's like, no, the marriage just went on way too long, Are they pretending to be other mocktails? I'll put it on pause. Anyway, as I was saying, it's like, another man just went on way too long and like we've been sleeping in separate bedrooms for years and then one day,

we'll- I don't wanna hurt the cocktails feelings. Like if you're like mocking the cocktail, you know what I mean? We have a very strong anti-bullying rule here at the stress joint guys. This is a country anti-bullying rule here at the stress joint, guys. This is a country club, so... We don't have to finish my story. That's okay.

I'm sure there'll be plenty of time later on our guide. Oh, that's on Miyatako! This poor girl, Jen. Okay, listen. When my friends have kids, I know I'm talking to a room full of people who probably have them. I want to hear about it on Facebook once. You know what I mean? When I call you, it's to talk about me.

Like, I don't care. I don't care about your kid. The one. I don't care about the one. I certainly don't care about the 10, okay? You fucking human hoarders out there who keep going out and just picking them up all over the place Animals of pet she listed last week 30 animals and

17 children I don't want to know about that, okay? You have put too much on your list and that has nothing to do with me call me when they're at school So then so then now Jen launches into a whole like monologue and she's like, you know, initially my ex will blame me for ending our marriage and he was pissed. But then like two weeks ago, he actually called me and like we had a conversation, he said, I'm sorry. So did you do therapy or what? What did you do? Where's his going? Oh, you know what, you know what? Time is money and I need some. So You need to have goldfish. Got it Are there goldfish at the bar? Can we bring them over here? Is that possible?

So she's like said did you guys do at counseling and she goes oh, we did like the church counseling. Oh my god That's a no that's a no so I was raised in the church anyone anyone here. Wanna? Yes Trauma bonding. Trauma bonding time. The rest of you talk about your children to each other. Girl, church therapy is not OK. OK. Jesus is not going to fix it.

He's going to forgive it. He doesn't fix things. OK? When you say I'm depressed, Jesus is like, it's OK. I still love you. That doesn't help. Are you gonna fucking, are you gonna prescribe me some shit? What are you doing here? I said I want Adderall, I need it. I'm falling asleep at clubs, which is getting depressing because I go home the next day smelling like Barrot. Get me

some Adderall Jesus. He's like, I forgive you in your addiction. It's like, what the fuck, go home. I'm not even paying any of these bills. Your artichoke dips, right? I'll go dem you hot waiter. Yeah, church therapy. Seriously, everything is your fault, okay,

because you sinned, okay? It's not just like, I married an asshole, they're like, you need to listen to him. Get the fuck outta here, fuck you! Fucking, what do you want to be a fucking-body? Fucking preacher? Shut the fuck up. Just pay them. It's worth paying, you know. Pay a professional. So yes, they just

they just talk about will and this relationship and how it led to cheating and all that stuff, whatever. And Gina's like, I don't want to judge Jen, but obviously I'm not pro cheating. I am pro savings though. But at least when you're on my side, you get to walk with your head held high. It's like that's pretty judge you would have to say. But the double standards are funny, right? Because we're going through this whole thing on Bravo with the scandival and all that, which thank God it's ending soon, you know. I know.

Well, who the best cheating ever loved it? That's the most traumatic, amazing gear of our lives, guys. Yeah. Love spending it with you. But we've got this, and we're like, fuck that guy, dying of fire. And then Jen comes on, and she's like, they're like, she cheated on her husband for someone hotter.

And I'm like, you go, girl. Yeah, well, yeah. Yeah, you're empowered. My morals, I don't even know what way have I ever had them. I don't. Why was I mad at Gina when she's like, at least I get that my head held high,

which I don't know if that was a comment on her posture or not? But I thought to myself that she's in very judging at that moment. Yeah, I'm for it. I hate the guy will. I haven't even met him yet on the show, but they show his picture. I'm like, gross. Yeah, I'm for it. I hate the guy Will. I haven't even met him yet on the show, but they show his picture. I'm like, gross.

Yeah. Yeah. Because he's like six foot five-son jealous, like naturally already jealous. And he's in a suit, which is just uncomfortable. Any work, he runs her family's company. And so I just don't trust him. I don't trust anything about him.

I'm like, good, I hope you fucked the gardener before this guy. I've been fucking riding on this guy forever. I hope all these foster kids are just the bushes that you hide behind so that nobody will figure out that you've been cheating this whole time. Foster bushes. I love it.

Well, I brought home a bush for the nursery I have for two weeks. So, plant nursery. So anyway, Jen's like, out of nowhere. So plant nursery. So anyway, Jen's like, I got a noir. It's, oh, real quick. Tell me about this part of your throwing Gina. It's a flamingo, something, oh my God, yeah. So we get a flashback from my two days earlier

where Gina is FaceTiming Heather and Shannon who are together and Emily. And she's like, oh, I want to have like an end of the summer party, and I have a friend who has a bow, and she said, I can borrow her bow. And you can see how there's like, is this a canoe of some sort?

That's just... Can we all fit on that? That's just such a genoparty. Like, right, when she said, guys, I'm gonna have a party. I've wrote down who's giving you a house to film, and you know, and it's a boat. And then Shannon does like a boat, she's like, oh, I was raised on boats.

You know that, right? That was, I know that. I understand, we just go like this. And she's like, I want you guys to wear pink because it's gonna be like a last flamingo party. I was like, are the flamingos going extinct? What? I know, the flamingos going.

Why is it the last one? Don't kill the flamingos. Also, it's called the last flamingo party. But did you get anyone else noticed there was no one to mingle with on this boat? Literally, it was just them trying to sexually harass the waiter. The waiter, the waiter starts off being like sexually harassed me. He's like, I'm gonna come back here, sure this. We're gonna do fucking shots off my belt.

I was like, fuck, yes, mediocre guy. I'm in. Yeah. I love some mediocrity sexual harass. Like, let's go, you know. But then he was even bored. He's like, yeah, no, I'm not going to get you. He's like, no, keeping it on.

I promised Quinn Fry, I'd keep it on for her. So Emily is like, do you have any flamingo games that we can play? Oh, God. You know, we could do. We could have flamingo prizes. No. Please tell me we're not doing a flamingo themed never have I ever. Never have I ever had a threesome with a flamingo. You never know on this show. They're just they're kinky on this show. So Gina's like, oh yeah totally I got games and Emily's like, okay Well, what are your prides is gonna be and Gina's like, ah, Loub. I was like, why are you guys on here? How's They not recast you yet? Listen Bravo make a fucking effort at some point please

Bless their hearts are not terrible people. I don't want them to die or anything But if they do die, I don't want to have to watch it on my TV, because even that will be boring. And if I die, if you want fire and they will still be boring, I'm telling you. And if I die, I don't want to be one of the last things I see, some sort of flamingo party with Loub. So now we go to Heather's house, and she's in one of her basements.

Because you know her basement has a basement. And there's junk on the floor. It's like supposed to look messy, but you know she's spent five hours a day before. Okay, put that box there. Styrofoam peanuts there. Okay, we have a nice mess that we've planned. Great. I don't believe that Heather uses Styrofoam peanuts.

First of all, okay. I think she's such a big faker. She just brought in the Styrofoam peanuts to be relatable. Yeah. That's how deep it goes with me in Heather. I'm like, you fucking faker. I'm not buying your Styrofoam peanuts, ma'am. So she's brought in a professional organizer to help her kids I guess pack up all this shit

to go to their schools. Oh my everybody's gonna love these kids at college. Yeah. Talking about setting your kids up for failure. The kids who came with nine trucks full of $3 million worth of crap. Okay. These kids are so out of touch with the real world when Nikki comes in and he sees his monogram sheets, he goes, oh yeah, cool, you engraved the sheets. She's like, oh no, Nikki, it's embroider, not engraved. You know it's something poor people do for rich people. This basement is terrifying and I think this is where Terry is like Heather just

go to the basement and she has to like go down there and like it's like her shrine to herself. She's got like all the failed shows that she's done in like movie-sized posters. Did you see those? And then every poster you know Heather just goes on because she's like the boss's wife and she's like I will pose with my arms crossed. Thank you very much. And then every picture is her like this. Every show is like a statement. Every show is like CBS on Fridays and 9 p.m.

called Like That's Life with Heather Debrough. Like everyone. It's like Heather Nexoteri for an e-show. Heather Nexotud Turtle for whatever that is. So she's like, did you touch your sheets? That's called embroidery. So if your laundry gets lost in the fluff and whatever you do, downstairs where you put the clothes into the thing and it goes

You know tiny people come to fold it little nameless faceless people come and take fabrics and put them in the machines that come out clean You'll know it's yours Everyone's gonna know it's there everybody else is wearing fucking old Navy over here. Okay, they're gonna know. Yeah. I think we'll be able to tell the Ralph Lauren Polo she it's versus the threshold.

Everything from Threshold by Target. I love Threshold. Wow. Threshold from Target. Sheets from Target got bigger applause than New Jen. Oh, wow. Threshold from Target. Sheets from Target got bigger applause than New Jen. Threshold just beat New Jen in an audience poll. That's pretty good.

I love Threshold's logo too, isn't it? Like the little keyhole. It's like threshold. Keyhole. Threshold, keyhole. It's like threshold. Keyhole. Trashhole, keyhole. Good luck. Find me the key to these really scratchy sheets, sir. Gina Keyhole.

So she's like, you can wash me. You cannot wash me. Whatever you want. I don't care. So Heather's like, OK, we are packing for your new place. So, here's what we're gonna do because you need a lot of things. This is gonna be like a new house. We're gonna get batting, we're gonna get very lights.

We're gonna get regular lights. A sunset lamp for when you're looking at when you wanna recreate the sunset in a Cinder Block dorm room. Bamboo bowls because it's better for the environment than regular bowls, is it? You're killing old fucking things to make those. A micro fridge, which is a microwave and a fridge, allegedly. Is that true?

A micro fridge? A micro fridge? But when you're already these, the microwave, do you take the things out of the fridge and then use it as a microwave? No, no, no, no, no, with one on top of the other a micro fridge is a sub zero fridge with one door It's a micro. It's a very small fridge a one-door sub zero Well envelope stamps wall safe, yoga mat diffuser, door stoppers, oh I'm sorry, I meant poor stoppers.

Poor try to convince stops them. We need to make sure he has a special dinner for nobu, nobu food, special table, more extraising yurt, a bed for the maid, a bed for the maid. A emotional support maid, emotional support maid. Champagne doorbell. These kids are gonna get their ass kicked. And as a bullied child myself, I kind of approve.

I'm like, do it. So then the... I feel like all the bullied kids should have a panel where we get to say yes or no to the bullying. No bullying. Well, in this case, it might help. You were a good... Your bullying was the good judgment behind that.

Terrible judgment behind that bullying. You did it with great wit. Congratulations. So Heather gets a FaceTime from Shannon, who's driving. So Shannon does that thing where you see the FaceTime, and she's like, hey, I'm good. Well, they're both so themselves and how they FaceTime, right?

Because Heather FaceTime's like this. She's like, hello. She's like, a Space Selfie. You know, it's like in the balcony of the phone. She's like, hello. And Shannon is just like all nostrils and like, double chin down there. She's like in the balcony of the phone. It's like hello. And Shana is just like all nostrils and like double chin down there. She's like, no. Well, I'm meeting Tamra Judge.

I'm in a car. There are a lot of very dangerous drivers. Cannot. This is dangerous. She's like, I'm actually on route to meet Tamra. And then they're like, oh, wow. That's going to meet Tamara. And I was like, oh wow, that's gonna be great. So then Tamara's driving.

She... Heather's like, wow, look, I just got a call from Shannon as well. This is insane. Look. These are called fracking peanuts. That hilarious. I told Shannon she tried to eat them through the phone. Tamara, look, this right here, this is a hoop for Cirque de Soleil

if they decide to come by. Okay. So, Tamara's like, I'm a little bit nervous, Batch. Okay? She needs to listen to me and understand where I'm coming from. Okay? I do want to make things better. Okay? I don't want it to be weird when I'm around her. Do I think we can fall back into a friendship we have for years? I don't know, Batch. Tamer is a person who just sets the whole neighborhood on fire and then she's like, I don't want to be in a fire.

Fire's a scary. I was just reacting to your matches. It's like, listen Drew Barrymore, you don't get to be afraid of fires, you little. So then Heather gives us Heather, you know, logic, which really doesn't make sense because she's on this show, but she's like, I think the problem, you've got one person thinking they're correct, and another person thinking they're correct. But at the end of the day, they both actually bill pay their own electricity, which is very ...

Well, who are they? Do we really know them at the end of the day? Well, to put it better, it's sort of like many of two people who both think they're correct. It can't be that way. It's like Gretchen Rossi saying she was cast and hot and Cleveland, but clearly that role was offered to me. That was offered to me. I was hot and clean, plain, how am I? The rumors were that Gretchen was going to be back this year, and I was actually kind

of excited to see what's up with Gretchen. Do I mean, how's she doing? Well, she was. She was, but Brava was unwilling to pay for 35 face filters. So, have you seen her Instagram? It's just like floating eyeballs. It looks like a mirror, it looks like a plate of glass and eyeballs. Our first deer castmates, just like those little cartoon ears from the filter. Do you remember when we had a psychic reading with Gretchen Rossi? I sure do.

We did. We actually have a psychic reading with Gretchen Rossi. Yeah, we had a psychic greeting with the two of us and Gretchen Rossi together getting a psychic greeting. And Leah Black's house. Okay, so Leah Black from real house size of Miami. Would go, you know, she lives in LA in the summer, so she always has these parties and stuff. So we would go over and it's always like this assortment of crazy people from Bravo. Mostly Bravo, but also like Janice Dickinson will be there. Yeah, she has the correct man's pass.

Like, man's pass. You're like, wait a minute, where did all of these gay guys come? Like, there were no gay guys there. And then suddenly there's 20 of them huddling. And I'm like, did someone deliver a twink? Like, what's over there? And they're all just gathered around. Ah, Janice Dickinson, like, oh, yeah, you're wanted a real story of that fucking bitch I told And they're all just gathered around

I'm not kidding. I was like who's that and Lee said Janice I said Janice who She's a mother kidding. I said no, what happened to her? What Leah said, Janice? I said, Janice, who? She's a mother. She's a mother. She's kidding. I said, no. What happened to her? What's wrong with her? Anyway, sorry. So Leah Black has like a numerologist. You may have seen on the show before.

And so he was there. You're a huge Norman. You know Norman. He cleans the energy. He comes up and he's like, don, don, don, don. You're happy. He'll go up to an 80 year old and be like, your parents have passed don, don, you're happy. He'll go up to an 80-year-old and be like, your parents have passed away.

Yes, Norman? Yes. So somehow Ron and I went up sitting there with Norman and Gretchen sits down right in between us. So it's the three of us with Gretchen. And he's clearing Gretchen's air. And he does this thing and goes, clearing her air.

Yeah, that's why he cleared her face off by accident. She actually had facial features. When the night began, she had facial features. But anyway, no, he basically was just like, you will be back on reality TV. What did she say? What did he say? It was good. He told her, you're gonna have a child. And she's like,. He told her, you're going to have a child.

And she's like, now. And he said, you're going to have a child. And she said, no, I'm not. We don't want one. And I can't have one. I think she said, I can't have one. It's like it's not in the cards for me physically. She got kind of sad.

And he's like, no. And she said, well, maybe you mean slayed because he's already got one kid that he's not paying for. She said, sorry. Editorializing. My bear. because he's already got one kid that he's not paying for. LAUGHTER She didn't say it. Sorry. Editorializing. My bad. That bullying has been approved.

I just approved my own bullying. But she's like, no, no, maybe you mean his other kid and he's like, no, you're gonna have a kid. And she did, right? She did. I think it's a kid. She airbrushes the kid to oblivion to. So I don't know what the fuck that thing, it could be a little pinto bean for all I know.

But actually, the craziest part was at the very, very end of it. He looked her right in the eyes and he said, and someday you will have as many endorsements as Jennifer Aiden. I mean, he really got it. He really... Yeah. But he was good, he called it.

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I got us off, I got us off. What's up? What's up? I got us off, I got us off on a tangent here. I was watching Dancing Queens today on the plane, you guys watch that? I get no respect. Okay, listen, I don't get respect generally and I don't deserve it, let's face it. No.

Don't watch out on a plane. People will literally try and kick you out of their seat. She's like, think, can you remove this person? Like she was looking at my TV and I just could feel her going. And our knees were kind of touching. And you know how you can feel someone's energy when they're just not approving of you.

It was like her knee would tense. And I was like, oh, shut up. It's called the Jive, ma'am. Well, it probably went over better than in my area where I was watching Love Island UK. And the guy next to me, the guy next to me who was watching CNBC kept looking over like, what's this queer doing, watching this show? Anyway, so now we're at this restaurant

for the big showdown of Tamra and Shant. Tamra's sitting there and she's like preparing for battles and she's doing like big duck lip. She's like, hmm. And Tamra's doing that thing like she just put on lip gloss, but she doesn't want you to see it yet. Like, it's just like the world premiere of Tamra's lip loss in 3, 2, 1. So, hey, you look nice, you look nice.

And Tamra's like, yeah, you look hot, you look better, better hot. It's like a really Tamra in here. It's hot, it's hot. So, Shen's like, yeah, it's a flipping hot, it's hot. So, Shens, like, yeah, it's flipping hot, a little hot and a little bit of heat. Can we get the air conditioner to dawn on the outside? Please, thank you very much.

It's outside, ma'am. But, uh, I think I'll get you. Okay, well, it's fine. No one wants to do anything for me ever. That's okay. I'll have a glass of champagne, wait a, wait a bitch. Oh, would you like a side of diet coke? What am I a fucking heck?

No, I don't want a fucking side of diet coke. Go away, go away. Go away, walk away. Oh, thanks. So, yeah, I'm glad that you were willing to be challenged. I'm very excited for this conversation. I think you can see how excited I am. You can see how excited I am by the fact that I keep looking

sort of in the general region beyond my plate and not actually your eyes. So, yes, I'm very excited. Well, you've told people that you're hurt and I get that. I get it. Say, do you have to, you get it, seven, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two, three, two,

Tamara, Jesus. She's making up for lost time, you know? I know that there's a pride joke in here somewhere, but you don't need to come that hard all the time, you know what I mean? So now we know they're really both main business, because they both tick off their sunglasses very slowly. They're like, huh.

Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Look at those beauty little eyes of yours. Huh. Huh. Huh. Huh. Well, look at those beady little eyes of yours.

So, I do not get why you're so upset and that is why I am excited to have this conversation with you, Tamara. Well, Batch, as you know, I've been a great friend of you for you ever since you were born. great friend of you for you ever since you were born. Just quick history lesson. You tried to gaslight her into going into a crazy home one time with Heather Dubro, okay? And that was just her first. So you tried to like section 12 or what section is that? Were you crazy section somebody? What is it called? Section 8? No, that's housing. What's the section? You trying to get someone to say you trying to have them sexy? 401K.

Well, she tried to get me a 401K. So Tamer's like, I've been a great friend to you. And Shannon's like, as I have, as I have. As I have. I'm Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy. I like when Tamer gets mad. She just starts nodding. You while she's telling you you're wrong. Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really. I like when Tamara gets mad, she just starts nodding and you while she's telling you you're wrong.

Really, really? Well, let me tell you, it has been exhausting being there for your shenanigans. Okay, it has been exhausting. And she's like, your life is always fucking crumbling and my life was crumbling at that time. Your life was not crumbling. You're in a happy marriage.

You have a gym that nobody goes to, but you still magically have enough money to pay for. You can fuck on the yoga mats in your gym and know I'm gonna ever see. Well, Tamara, I know you had things going on and I know you had things going on in your life and we talked about how Simon's our chemo therapy. I listened, I heard that.

You remember that? You were bringing your book here. You saw Simon's that there was food. I listened. I heard that. Do you remember that? You were bringing your food. You get food. You saw it. That was their food. That was food. Yes, we bought both sides of the cream on this. We brought there was food.

And you didn't want Eddie to know. Oh, yeah. By the way, oh, did I just say that on camera? You didn't want Eddie to know. You were bringing the Simon food. Little red slurry hood. Going through the food, through the woods. Little, little, little red slurry hood. Huh. Going through the food, through the woods.

For the, I'm not very good at metaphors, OK? And I know that you were bringing him food, and you didn't want Eddie to know that you were bringing him food. And I know that, you know, why? Because we were having conversations, and I was on the other end of those, not really listening, but John was. And then John would tell me later, he would tell me.

I said, Tamara, because Kimo, and I said, Kimo, Tim, Tamara's cancer. And he would say, now, later, he would tell me. I said, Tamara, because Kimo, and I said, Kimo, Tamara's cancer. And he would say, now, now, it's not Tamara. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. Cancer, bringing food, Kimo. I'm a good friend, I win. So then Tamara's like, fuck, she lithens. So then she's like, fuck, she listens. So then she's like, well, does conversation stopped?

Well, when you posted, no, no, no, you stopped. You stopped, don't try and make it about me posting things. You stopped those conversations. And she's like, wow, because you posted that I was a fake friend. And then we see a clip of what Tamra posted. And it says, fuck fans's fans are like shutters. They're finally on the sun, but then they leave you on the dark.

And as we know, dark is when possums go out into the world. Yeah, you can't be hissing at people every time the patio lights turn on and then complain about it being dark. Maybe friends just want to go to sleep at night. So Tam was like, did you ever pick up the phone and say, oh my god, I'm so sorry, I don't know why you feel that way. Why don't you call me? Why don't you call me bitch?

Maybe it's because that whole season was about Shannon calling you too much. That's all she said, that whole season. That's right. What the hell? That is correct. That whole season was Tamar Gland. That's what it cost me constantly. I can't say anything to the point where I'm on

I've been one day getting anybody back. That's why I wouldn't you call me. So Shannon goes, help, because I said, Tamara, whoa, there's a bee. Whoa, whoa. A bee flies in front of her and Shannon, while she's still expressing her emotions, starts doing jazz hands.

She has to say, whoa. She's going to razzle dazzle the bee away. Come on, babe. How do we paint the town? She's gonna razzle dazzle the B away. Come on babe. I don't know. I don't know. I paint the town. She had it coming.

She had it coming. He only had himself tumbling. Oh good, the B is gone. Oh God, is that the organic? Anybody? I don't want to die. I'm happy. All right, well you started attacking me,

publicly, Tamara, and saying, I am a fake friend. So you're a fake friend, you are a human, you are a human. Yeah, by the way, Shannon has introduced a new hand gesture for the season. So one thing of the past few seasons has been the crossed hands like this. And this season we get the directing a plane to land and go to the right. So it's like, you are a fake friend to me. I have taken this call observation and I brought it down and put it to the right. If you need to find what I just said, it's just over there to the right. Welcome to the Crystal Geyser, Galen Jug Processing Plant.

What? And that's here, and that's to the right. I just, we need to organize all these thoughts. I said you gussed with me, and you did gussed with me. Not until you publicly called her a fake friend. It's not gussing if you're the one who killed the friendship. Yeah. Camera. So, not ghosting if you're the one who killed the friendship. Yeah. Tamara.

So Shannon's like, thank you. I don't know. Shannon's his, I mean, a Tamara's history is so fucking loony toes. Now that said, I say a lot. I talk a lot of crap about Tamara. But thank you for coming to work. You know what I mean?

Like, thank you. Yeah. I just want to say, I am really digging this season of Oceal already. Like, I feel like it's going in the right direction. And the whole thing that happens to rest this episode reminds me of some vintage ronies. So I'm very optimistic.

Yes. Thanks for when I don't feel like I hate you with the fire of like 10 sons. You're not doing your job So thank you for coming back. You're making it worth it So then Tamra this is Tamra's defense of why Shannon's a bad friend. She's like I don't think that Shannon completely understands Early on when I told her what was going on. She recommended a doctor for Simon. I mean blah blah blah blah blah Cancer doctor cancer doctor cancer doctor, cancer doctor. Ugh.

What a terrible friend. How terrible. Someone dear to you in your life has cancer, and she recommends a doctor. I mean, I just can't think of anything more self-involved. By the way, that's the second time Shannon has done that. If you've ever got cancer, I'm calling Shannon. If I ever get it.

Yeah. Because Shannon does show up for you. And we'll get your ass to the right doctor and get your ass taken care of. Can anybody name one thing Tamra did for anybody ever on this show ever? Like, has she even picked anybody up from work? Well, no one works on this show.

But you know what I mean? Well, I know all the doctors because funny story. I had a turkey sandwich, and I was like, oh, the Mayo clinic. This would be perfect. Well, I didn't solve that situation, I had a turkey sandwich and I was like, oh, the Mayo clinic, this would be perfect. Well, I didn't solve that situation, but I got a lot of great recommendations. So, Sam is like, well, I don't think that you understand how much you can... MAH! Hurt people, Sam.

You've taken the step of labeling me with very character-damaging labels like, puffa, neurotic, crazy, drunk, drunk. Then we see a clip of Melissa Feister, who is now with Teresa. And she's like, do you think Shannon has a drinking problem? And she's like, yes! One of the biggest mistakes I ever made was to second up a shot at.

So then, Tamara. You can't stick up for people with drinking problems. I mean, what the hell? Only sober people get into defense now. How kind of country are we turning into? Tamers, you know, Tamers very savvy, and she should know better than to drive someone into sobriety on Bravo.

Okay, that's not good for the show. No. So Tamras like, but she doesn't, anyway, she goes, you know, I remember when you and David were still married and you said, David wants me to stop drinking. And I said, then just stop drinking. Oh, so it's now Shannon's fault that she didn't stop self-medicating because of David's cheating ass that he left.

That was worthwhile drinking on Shannon's part, I say. Also, since when is Tamara advocating for just listening to your husband? Like, what the fuck are you even? Like, I'm not buying this camera. So Shannon goes, Tamara, you are crossing a line. Later, I will have a Belvedere in line. Literally.

Literally. I'm telling you, the best part about that to me was with Shannon goes, how dare you, Tamara. Okay, now, wait, wait, because he's like, hello, sorry to interrupt. Wait, wait, can I have a water? And the bell for the ear and so that would... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha How about this? This is a lot for me to, oh, little, little, little process. So let's see if we can go forward and we can, don, don, don, don, don.

I'm repairing, repairing things. We can repair it. And Tamer's like, yeah, I don't know what this got. By that, she just gets up and walks off. Yeah, how rude. I just ordered a drink. I know, they're like purposely doing that, so she can be like, Shannon Trink Salon. Yeah she is. She is. So Shannon says, well you know what?

She tells us, you know what? It always takes two to tango, although according to David it only required one because he did not come to tango lessons with me and I just stood there alone tangoing by myself in class. He was very awkward and I had to keep telling everyone, don't worry my husband does love me, he will come and he never did. And they all took pity on me. So then we got, oh my god, I just got Beyonce tickets. Did you? Happy Pride.

I told Ben today, my friends are gonna get us Beyonce tickets. That's the gayest thing I've ever done. I know. Hat penis is inside of me. Oh, ha! Can't wait! Oh my God, I just got blocked by Carly Rae Jepsen on Twitter. Oh my God! That's the gayest thing you've ever done.

Yeah, it's Doctor. God. Sorry, gayest night ever! I'm so sorry to do this, but there's a close-up of a pile of talk store-bought taco shells. And we know it's time for a double-end Gen scene. A pile of taco shells? No, Jen. I'm so sorry to do this, but there's a close-end Gen scene. I can't do that. Double-end Gen. A pile of taco sales.

No, Jen. And it's like, sorry, I forgot to get stuff from the store. So I don't have to let it surceze her. Well, really, I just have like beans and I think meat. OK, enjoy that. But at least have a good core. So she has something really original that I've actually never heard said.

I'm one of these real housewives shows before. Family is everything to me. I have five kids with Will. That's my ex-husband and kids you can remember. And I would describe my life as beautiful chaos. I can't be everywhere all the time, but you know what? I wouldn't change it for the world, but you know what, I wouldn't

change it for the world. Is anyone still listening to me? Anyone? No. Not me. I was just looking around her house thinking, you fucking child hoarder, you're weird. It's a weird. And she actually tells this really touching story about her son Dom, who is now adopted,

but she was fostering him when he was two. And so she got this kid, she brings the kid to a mansion, and then he plays around the mansion for a while, and then she takes him back. And she's like, and he said he wanted to stay with me, and that's when I knew. That's when I knew. Girl, I want to stay with you, and I don't even like you.

Yeah. What you're thinking was going to say? Girl, I want to stay with you, and I don't even like you. Yeah, just like- What's the thinking that's gonna say? I just love fostering children. I love inviting them to my mansion, showing them the good life, and then just sending them back off to wherever. She's a hoarder, I'm telling you. One day, they're gonna be like, where's Dominic?

And then, like, a couple weeks they're gonna find him, like, crushed, just between two national geographic magazines Like that so hoarders there is that lady who hoarded animals and there was like a mouse that was in there, right? Bullying approved. Yeah, I'm not putting any faith in this lady is my point also by the way if you boo that's homophobic So not on Pride Months. Oh no, I love it. I earn my booze. It's actually a very cute scene.

And then she winds up reading to him and it's cute. And unfortunately, we hate cute. So moving on. We're done. We're done with that. So now it's people exercising around Orange County. Oh, this was so funny. They're like, it's Orange County.

All the women exercise every moment of the day. And we go to Heather and she's just like hitting a maid, you know? Yeah. You went in the wrong doorway. Doorbell is for wealthy people and Richard Marx. And then we get the tamer on a bike. And it's like, and then we get the tamer on a bike, and it's like, ah! David! David get... He's not falling over.

He's supposed to fall over. Ah! He's for tanker class! Emily's lifting kettlebells. I don't believe that. I don't believe... I don't believe in kettlebells. She's like, you told me this scene was supposed to be about Taco Bell.

Shane promised me kettle tips, and this is what he left me. And Gina's doing yoga, which is so cute. No equipment required. Figatch my drift. Outside. Gina, the original idea of doing yoga outside. She just has a yoga mat in the parking spot. That's how to jambajus.

I love that to a yoga. We're not good people. We're so thrilled. These people have gone through such hardships. They have done, they've had terrible traumas in their lives. Who hasn't gotten in line? All right, speaking of, let's go to cap fitness. There's for sale signs on everything. And Ben did call this.

He was saying backstage. He called. One day, we're going to get a montage of all the stuff they put on those stupid shelves. Do you remember how those shelves and raised us back when they were decorating the shelves? Because they didn't want to put anything on their shelves. They got to fight because Ryan was like staffing them. He's like, let's put towels on the shelves. And I was like, fuck you. Yeah, he's like, yeah, towels are like cleaner than a mom. Trump? And then she's like, no, we should have patting part of that. Anybody that's there, and so.

So they're selling all the gym equipment, and they're cleaning up random stuff. And I'd be like, oh my god, this place, people are really coming for literally everything in this place. Someone stole the trash cans. And Tamer's like, my office chair. I was going to say the same joke. How did you even get that back?

So they're looking at this big empty gym which was not unlike when it was in business. I know. I mean just in terms of the amount of space. And it is like this is sad babe. This is really sad Thank God fucking use free because I wouldn't want to do anything else. It's my life Yeah, I'm gonna fuck you too, Ellie. It's like yeah, you're fucking hot. It's like yeah, you're fucking hot too Like your penis Like yeah, I like your boobies too. Like yeah

Eat my pussy in between the dense and the floor, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mm. Happy Pride. Pride is for women too. Mm-oh. Heh, heh, heh. So Emily sent her a really nice text.

It was like, have you ever tried to eat a kettlebell at her treat? Ha, ha, ha. Oh, sorry about your gym. I was looking on the yelp and saw it was permanently closed. She's like, that was so sweet. I heard the city closed your gym. Tough breaks, kid. So then she's like, actually, I brought tears to my eyes

because she was like so sweet and nasty, man. And I was like, oh, no, no, no, nothing said. Almost serious, almost. Didn't happen though. Better luck next time, batch. So that in a scene that is totally, was totally not planted. All right, all right, all right. Ladies, ladies.

Oh, shit is down here. They're just wasted. They're just wasted. There's a line of 12 beers on, sit down here. They're just wasted. They're just wasted. There's a line of 12 beers on the stage right here. All right, y'all need a y'all need a frito over here. Yeah, we're good to you. Yeah, we are. It's all right.

So yeah, so then we see this clip of Tamara being like, Shrek. Oh no, Andy going, hey, Emily, Tamara called you Shrek this season. And Emily's like, yeah, that was pretty disappointing to me. And then it cuts back to Tamara in present time, going, Josh, it's not me at all, it's just going to shush. It's got a big hat, a big, Sh, sized pie. And in the middle of this, she pulls out like a drawing. And she's like, oh my God, look what I totally just found her that I didn't put here yesterday.

It's a drawing that Sophia made. And look what it says. She was six years old. It says, there's never a time not to work out. Ma'am, your child is, your child should not be writing these things at six years old. Yeah, that's eating disorder. Also, I mean, right, I'll go with it. It's child abuse.

But also, it's like a stick figure family. It's like the dad, the kid, the kid, the mom, but the mom's head is erased. This family is so touching. So then they start talking about Shannon. And she's like, yeah, Bob, we can do some of these. Didn't text me about cut that, not that cut that, that's Shannon being on.

And then you didn't ask me, what the hell are you doing? I'm not sure, Shannon, nobody else made that down. And he's like, did you tell her how you felt? The guy told her. Well, then he goes. The only good thing to come out of that marriage was David. Um, sir. Sir, how many Kettlebells are there? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. marriage was David. Sir? Sir, how many kettlebells have fallen onto your head at Cut Fitness? Boo Eddie, boo. So Eddie's like, yeah, I don't even know how he lasts so long in that marriage. She drinks way too much. If you saw a person with like, I don't know, if you saw a person dragging a leg down the street, would you deny them a crutch? That's right. Maybe he's just walking around parking lot,

spraying over the handicapped sign. Give a person their crutch, how dare you, sir. So, Tamer, of course, uses this to out some of the issues that Shannon's been having. She's like, you know, it's funny to say that, bitch. Because she's like, it's always so many phone calls, like the drunkenness, the stupidness. So it's like, oh, David and I got into a fight.

Oh, John got wasted and left me in New York. Oh, John got up and took off his shirt in the middle of into the wood there to escort him out. Oh. Who doesn't want these calls? I want those calls. Those are amazing. Every single one of them is like, oh my God,

I'm like, you will not believe this. We were in a hot air balloon. And John tried to push me out. He didn't mean it. I mean, he was dracky. He was drunk. He was drunk. There was a pee.

We didn't know if it was dark. It was dark, aren't we? You know, and come to think of it. It wasn't even a hot air balloon. I think we were just in the living room. I was just to the Mexican food restaurant with John, and I said, I can't wait to dive into this guacamole, and he dove into the guacamole. I said, you don't dive into guacamole. He said, fuck you Shannon. You love me in the Mexican restaurant. Like these calls are amazing. I love me in the Mexican restaurant. Like these calls are amazing.

All right, so now we go over to elsewhere in Orange County on the freeway or the road. Shane is driving with Emily. He's just driving along at a respectful pace, the kind of pace you drive at after you've passed the bar exam. So he's like, all right, we're gonna stop him. Oh, strong. I'm Hillary.

Hillary, Emily reaches over and like slams on the, slams on the horn. He's like, whoa, that was rude. And we're getting ready for like a king of snarts. You don't have to hit it so hard. Snark. Snark. Kids of kings of snark.

Just squeeze it. I was like, this guy's totally lost it. Like, he does not have any. He's lost the spark. And then Emily goes, oh, there's a taco bell up here. Maybe I need a burrito. You see? He's telling you.

It works every single time. So she's like, yeah, maybe I need a burrito. Maybe I'm pregnant. Yeah. Who would be the father? Someone rich, I hope. King of Storkazab! Puh! Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-uh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh I've just been like, the, I'm like, why can't I see anything? Okay, so then Gina is on FaceTime with Emily. Okay, so.

Gina's got COVID. Gina's having her free party on the free boat that is being loaned to her. Yeah, but she's got COVID, so she's gonna miss the flamingo party. I don't believe that she got COVID. Okay, listen, I know I think everything's a lie. I got it, okay? Some things are real, okay? I don't believe that she got COVID. Okay, listen, I know I think everything's a lie. I got it, okay?

Some things are real, okay? I don't think she really knows the person who owns this about. I don't believe anyone in their right mind. I was like, you know who I'm gonna trust with my multi-million dollar boat? That lady was 17 forever, 21 necklace clearance necklaces. Nobody. She just picked a slip number, crossed her fingers and was like,

don't say I never host anything, go to that boat. We're pink. So Emily and Shane go to Gina's yard to pick up the supplies, the COVID infused the supplies for this party. Yeah, the COVID's still on the fucking plates you're handing me to eat off of. I know. And Gina, you know she was trying to make them all into

necklaces before she shoved him into that plaque. She actually has a new sign over her fireplace that just says, live cough COVID. So, so she's standing at the door. She's doing that thing we all did during COVID, you know? You're just like, I can't get it because now I'm like, this far from you. But like, if I was this close to you, you could get it.

But now I'm over here so you can't get it. She's like at the only screen door of Orange County being like, hey, Sal, the stream is down there. I have some flamingo plates over there. And I think there's some booze in there somewhere. So she's like, mom's a flamingo party,

or are you gonna serve shrimp? And Emily goes, do flamingos eat shrimp? And he goes, yeah, that's why they're pngh. And so, Shane asks, Oh, is that true? Yeah, it is true. Okay, I looked it up, so I know it's kind of, because of cartoids, cartoids and beta-carotene. You like that?

Any hot waiters in here want to fuck me after this, isn't it? So it is true, but I don't get it, because Shrempor only pink after you cook them. They're not pink in real life. They're not pink until they're dead. Well, flamingos have a biological and evolutionary skill where they saute their shrimp before they eat them. Thank you.

Yeah, they're very sophisticated animals. Finally, some fucking sense on this channel. So what I was surprised at was that, like, as Emily didn't know this, which is fine, but then Shane is like, hey, Gina, do you know why I am flamingo as pink? I was like you're gonna ask Gina and she's like Because of the shrimp. I was like I love how coven brain fog actually makes Gina sharper It works opposite on Zina So It works opposite on Zina. I know. So, um, let's see here. So then we see them talking about like, oh my God,

what's it going to be at this party? Because there's so much stress, bus rain, time run, shot on. And so she's like, yeah, well, I heard the thing, handle lunch, and it did not go well. And so then we see the clip of Shannon telling Heather, well, wouldn't that pass? Because, wow, she says, I go sit her,

and I've looked up the definition of ghosting. Huh. Well, turns out it's when you are killed, but you still remain in a house, and you throw various items like soccer balls, downstairs cases, and I haven't done that. Absolutely not. No, I have not ghosted anyone.

So Emily is like, Well, just don't sit next to each other. Yeah, I don't want one of them going over what is on. And fact is, I'm glad that Tiamma Ritz back up. Why are you talking like that? You're not finding a real accent at this point. Tiamma Ritz. Tiamma Ritz.

Tiamma Ritz. Tiamma Ritz. Tiamma Ritz. Tiamma Ritz. Tiamma Ritz. Tiamma Ritz. this point. Take him. I'm a man. I'm just going to get you off the one. We get it. You're from New York. You do not talk like that. And I was buying it. Stop it. So I'm like, yeah, well, I've been texting her because it's a yoga thing. I was like, God is fucking hot out here. Who does yoga in this? What else? Oh, yeah. And then I was like, you never really got the opportunity

to know me. So I'm going gonna make an effort to get to. She did get an effort to know you. Like we did. And she said you're boring and stupid. And sorry. I'm not saying I agree with it. But don't pretend there was no reason. There was a reason.

You're the reason. It's you. Yeah, so now Emily is doing this whole thing about like, no, I've been texting with Tamra, you know what, the yoga thing. I said, you know, I really don't think you got the opportunity to know me and everything. So I sat down with her.

Yeah, I was like, I just like looked right into her eyes for that one moment. I'm running, I'm running, I'm running. It's cold, it's dark, it's dark, it's dark. Oh my God, I'm gonna get on that trash can, get away from my trash can, get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can!

Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can!

Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! Get away from my trash can! I saw so many things. So it's saying it's like, I'm gonna like come back. So I think there's like just make sure no one kills each other. So I love this moment. So at the end of the scene, it's like a light scene. They're just being joking.

At the end of it, Gina's like, gon' get flocked up, get flocked up. And then it says, coming up, and it just cuts the camera going, you're a liar, you're a liar, you're a liar, you're a liar, you're a liar, you're a liar, you're a liar, you're a liar. Little bit, little bit, little bit, little bit, little rely on your liar, you rely on your liar, you liar. Little bit, little bit, little bit, little bit, little bit, little bit, little bit. I was like, damn.

Damn. So then we get to the, everyone's getting pink clothes on to go to the lady party, but now it's set to the regular music like, and Anna is like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Mingle before a flamingo let mother Heather teach you about it. I went on to a website on the interwebs called

Urban dictionary. I Thought it meant urban dictionary, but I learned the hard way. So this is what it says It was a key urban Deque urban You know a lot of people felt I was approved when last season when I would not Read a card against humanity thing, so I went to Urban Dictionary to show I'm pretty chill. This is what it said about a flamingo, okay?

You're at a party and you're so awkward that you stand on one leg and then you defecate on a bitch's face and make her come. And her gaze like this. I texted Reba Mac and Tyron, I said, you gotta try this. Haven't heard back. So then we cut to Tamra who's driving over with Jenna and um, they're drinking from silo cups and Tamra is just like, well, here we are, clocking back in.

I'm gonna rip some bitch apart today. I didn't care about it. Give me more of that drink, that's giving to me. I don't care. Oh, wow. Did anyone get a little excited when Tamra turned to Jenna and said, ah, my friend's are gonna meet today. It's from Oklahoma.

That's where you're from. I was like, ooh, it's happening. It's happening. Taylor's coming. Am I shedding myself? I'm a god. My seat hitter's on. Oh, where's Shannon now? Not asking me how my butt is after that seat heater was on. Fake friend. But that's a pot, nah, nah. So Emily arrives at the boat and she's like, I don't know anything about boats. Like we know, Emily.

Just. Yeah, save the scene and say pizza. Pizza. I'm like, oh, yes, I know, I yes, bet. And Heather comes on. New Heather trying to be fun. She comes on, walked like sort of prancing on like this. She's like, oh, that was a nice catwalk.

I guess didn't have a slot at the pier. Okay. So how do I get on this? This is the dingy that takes us to the yacht, right? This is the, this is like when you go to the airport, when you have to take the shuttle to the terminal, right? This is not the boat. How do I get on?

Come up here, Heather. Just come up here. Is that the skipper? Don't worry, we're going to play some flamingo games. The weakest poor person you're going to get to drown. Just come on up. Oh, I played that in Syracuse, be right there. So you look cute and pink. I was like, none of you look cute and pink. Nobody looks cute and pink right now.

This looks terrible. It looks like a horrible secretary party gone wrong. It looks like everybody got dressed up at the same party wearing the same dress. It's a terrible dress, you know? Pepto abysmal, yeah. So, Heather, so again, as Heather's crusade to be more relatable, she sits down, she gets a drink from the from the waiter and says,

oh, thank you so much. And what's your name? He's like, Jeff, thank you so much, Alfredo. Yeah, thank you. Alfredo. Still got it Alfredo. So where's Gina? And Emily's like, she's sick. Oh. So sad she had to miss her own. Is this the thing? Is this the thing? This is, we're doing it right now. This is the boat.

This is on purpose. I was told that Captain Lee would be on this boat. This is supposed to be a yacht. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So, Cameron Jen are coming down the dock. And Tim is like, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad in there. You've got Emily going tacos, sub sandwiches, and then you've got Jen Nana coming down the dot-clang. Engage your core, shut up! You're walking! You're walking! You're walking! My God! So they come and everyone's like, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi,

hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, And then Heather's like, um, hi, what are you guys doing over here? She's doing. She just comes, because they're actually starting to like bond. Heather comes up out of nowhere. And by the way, this is a direct quote. This is not a little crap-ins thing. This is a direct quote.

Heather goes, um, you guys, is there like a penthouse? This yacht, I was looking for the elevator, I couldn't find it. And I'm like, but seriously about your gym, yeah, my dad said breaking my heart penthouse up there, do we just walk up there? Is there somebody care out there? Bring your brother over here, get us up to the top please. Heather's like, I was just out on the deck and there was a very creepy man with long hair trying to hit on me.

He's like, bim-bim doc. We're gonna go one by one. We'll get someone mentioned, Emily's gonna mention Tacos, Jen is going to talk about her core for Shannon. You know what, for Shannon, let's elongate the DAW. Yeah, but what happened to you? Five blocks. Let's just rebuild the block, let's reroute it for five blocks. What is this? This is Shannon like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, It's just a long walk down the dock for Shannon. Those drones are like the drones are losing their batteries just like overhead

doing the overhatch. Oh my God a helicopter almost crashing to my head. This is a long walk with heels on. If I get a I get to that boat this is gonna be a feat. No pun. No pun. Oh, 30 to 40 positive steps to get to this boat. Okay. So she gets this boat. OK. So she gets on, say, hello. Hello, camera.

Hello. Hello. Hi. Hello. Hello. And time is like, yeah, that's the best. I said it, they're joy. We look like a big pack of bubblegum.

I'm going to very happy. I'm happy. I'm this is so happy. But I'm happy. And then this is I'm so happy But I'm happy and then Heather just spill champagne on somebody and Tamer's like oh my god. It's enough cut fitness that's I didn't Now there's like a friend of we need a towel. I pray to get of it. I'm afraid of so then the music changes to some weird like Inspirational like Alfredo. So then the music changes to some weird like inspirational like

Like who is it? It's Taylor. This is Taylor Taylor bike And And of course Heather, of course, has to like ruin Taylor's, you know, Taylor was so excited to walk up this stairs and be like, hi ladies. But of course Heather was like, Taylor! Taylor, I'm sorry, I was saying yes, I got all. I've been running to hand and we went on this girl's chest together and we became faster. Shout out to my daughter! Shout the best heart.

She's the sweetest person I know. She fights with cats. I was like, of course, the possum likes someone who's not afraid of a cat to street by it. I was really upset because of course they show a lot. Obviously, it's just did it to me. They were like, you know, they show a clip from Girl Shrip with like, Tamer, like, Ryan and on Taylor. I was like, I was personally really hoping they just cut to Taylor on the girl Shrip going,

like, now listen here, you motherfucker. In two time. In two time. So Heather does that thing where she's like, oh, Taylor, Taylor and I have seen each other out socially. And we've been meaning. Are you buying this? Can we just cut it off

after I really don't know what to say for the rest of the sentence? Just cut to something else. Just cut to Alfredo wiping down Tamar's hoo-ha. Did you do that? And then Shannon's like, oh, yes, yes. We met at a charity event in Arizona that was, I believe, when I offered to give $1,000

for every bong someone would hit onto my head with a bowl It was a very I only made it do one bong before I had to go to the hospital, but it was it's a good Man or up to man or up to ladies. Hey I'm gonna be bringing you shot shirtless soon. Yeah Okay, well we were bored the tears out of you soon hot waiter go away now So have this like okay, let's do a toast. Thanks, Gina, for all making us wear pink. I imagine you get one of those slips and that, and it just becomes part of your fashion choice.

OK, so I love you anyway, Gina. So do you guys know the story about Jen and her kids? I would love for Jen to tell that story. Jen, talk about all of your foster children with their strong cores. Go ahead, Jen. Thank you so much for this platform. Take the floor, Jen.

You know, thank you. So everyone tuck their stomachs in and your butt's forward on the Gator core. Engage your core. Welcome to my TED Talk. She has foster children. Talk about that. Welcome to my Ted talk She asked foster children welcome to my welcome to my foster Ted talk. Okay So we had children. I know this is a new thing. We had children. We had four biological We also fostered and

I think that's John over there on that boat Oh my God! David and John! I think that's John over there on that boat. Oh, is that John? Is that John? Is that John? It's my pastor. Okay. That's great.

That's great. That's great. That's great. That's... I think John could be. Okay, so... I don't know. My eyes aren't working that well.

One of the reasons I was cast on this show is I have it. I have it. my youngest foster child. It's a great story. It's a good story. Everybody listen to this story. It's so good. It's so good. Let's gather around.

I think there's anyone want some Kleenex before I start this story. OK. One whole two whole. So whatever. I was bringing him back to the poor people box. Jane! It's Jane's turn! Oh my god! I was bringing him back to the poor people box. Jane!

It's John's son! Oh my god! John has a son. John has a son. I think he's on that boat over there. That isn't me! Hi, John's son! This is so rude. You should be mad, Jen.

You should be mad, Jen. Jen, are you mad yet? This is rude. This is rude. She doesn't even care about you, Jen. Think about it, Jen. She's treating you like your ex-husband right now. Is you angry yet? This is, this is rude, this is rude. She doesn't even care about your gen. Think about it, Jen. She's treating you like your ex has been right now. Is you angry yet?

Oh my God! Are you angry, Jen? That is the best point for now, boobies that waited on me and tried to jump. That's time to jump up with the boobies. I was telling you that when I called you. This is a serious story about a child. Is this about a child in a house?

Oh, okay. I love when, I love when, when Jenna Suns are, and then Shannon, she then moves on from, I think that's John Sun to like, oh look at that boo-ee, there's a boo-ee. The seals. She literally moves from people. The seals go on to the boo-ee.

She's a boo-ee. That's where the seals go. And that's the seals. And at first I thought, does she not hear her? Because on me they are on the water. But then I remember it's Shannon. And Shannon has the Vicky disease. Wherever there's a new girl, there is hatred from these two.

They hate new girls. They hate them. A girl with a good core. Yeah, Shannon does her lip-pursing thing to every one of them who's come on the sheet of her. Oh, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

John! And then by the way, also, did anyone notice that, are they like, white river raft, and did you notice this bow had like, every time they cut to gentling her story, there was like, foaming white water behind her, and the camera's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And she's like, so anyway, I met this child at the store. And like, it's blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, So even Ames Lowe when it comes to stealing boats, okay? So Jim's like, this isn't just like a story about going to Nordstroms and buying a new pair of shoes,

although I did buy that for my foster. I'm like, oh my God, it is an auto jumping over the buoy, catching a g-stick. Okay, all right, Shannon, I do want to hear this. So go on, so tell me me so how old was your youngest Jenna know when you adopted him and Jen's like oh when he was when you start to and then was finalized Five oh okay, and what part of the house does he work in? Is he looking for experience in a mall house by any chance? And then Shannon's like the only person on the boat,

but she's like, oh my God, oh geez, oh God, oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God. Shannon's like, oh my God, we're going high. We're going high. Ha ha ha ha. I see a seal. I see a seal. I was like, oh Shannon, the only one high up on the boat.

Everybody else is like, in their same boat. Yeah, she is. Oh my God, I'm hard now. So Emily's like, can I hear the rest of the story? Can I hear it? Jessica? No, I don't even need to share. It's OK.

I don't. I'm like, no, I want to hear it. She's like, it's like, well, obviously, Shannon doesn't want to hear it. Batch. Yeah. You need to understand what Shannon's like. Batch.

Shannon's the type of girl who's just going to tag, tag, tag, tag, tag. Really the only thing you can say to Shannon is, really, Batch, really, Batch, really, Batch, really, Batch. So Jen, who has planned to tell this whole elaborate, tear-drinking story, has it reduced down to a long story short, we dropped the kit. Do you guys need some water, by the way? Can we get some water for these two ladies?

I think they need some water. So, Shannon and Heather go sit at a different part of the boat, right? So, Shannon and Taylor come to see them. And Jen's like, we're coming to see you guys. They were leaving you, Jen. Okay, don't follow them to the other side of the boat. So Taylor's like, on Heather, actually I wanted to ask you something.

And Heather's like, oh really? Okay, great to do it. Triple dog dare you. I learned that from Urban Dictionary. So she's like, well, I actually have been asked to be in a movie and just wanted to get your opinion on acting coaches. Oh, here's Heather's face. Mmm.

Mmm. That sounds great. Mmm. That sounds great. Yeah, so do you work with an acting coach for people and movies? Yeah. I mean, I don't really need one anymore, but because I'm already sort of starting a TV show in the 1999, but I'm so happy that you are getting an acting credit for doing nothing and you're not even actress Miss but you could give me pointers, right?

You could get my did the scenes for you and you could give me the pointers or I sure sure sure Okay, wait wait. Hey, you want to try why don't you try out some acting and I'll give you some I'll give you some pointers right now all right All right Can you decide a recited a poem of some sort? OK. Oh no. No, do something where you're feeling really emotional. And it's just coming out of you.

And I'll give you some pointers. That'll be very helpful for your audition. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you, ho-ho-ho. You're looking down at the red bell. Hey, that! Hey, that!, and then.

And then, and then, and then, and then. OK, now this time when you do it, take away all the emotion and be monotone and maybe smile during the sad parts. I think they're going to love it at the audition. Nailed it. Good luck. Good luck to you. Good luck to you. You know how there's going to undermine Taylor's so hard, Korra. Well, you know that I've always been a performer. Always. I was an actor. I also traveled around with a 14-piece orchestra for four years. And then some guy from LA stole them from me and started a cover band. I

did not like that. And then it cuts to a headshot of her when she was on the Janima Carthie show in her 20s. And she's like, she's even terrifying in her 20s. I mean, that, she was always terrifying. Yeah. So Heather's like, yeah, and then I started getting acting roles, and I was a series regular on several television roles, which you can prove to yourself very impressively if you Google that. Don't Google it.

Don't Google it. Just sound. Don't bother. Okay, so Heather's like, she's like, I have always been a performer. Okay, so Taylor, don't Google it. Don't Google it. Just sound, don't bother. Okay, so Heather's like, she's like, I have always been a performer, okay? So Taylor, don't you worry.

I promise I will not let you embarrass yourself whatsoever. So then Shannon's like, excuse me, it's a sexy waiter, why is your shirt on? He's like, please don't talk to me. Please don't do this. Please don't talk to me, please. So then shots. Like, please don't talk to me. Please. So then shots come and Heather's like, I'm gonna take shots. I'm ordering everybody shots. We're all gonna do shots. Everyone sit down. We are gonna do some shots. Waiter.

Headshots. Okay, headshots. I'm an actress. I can give everyone tips. So they all take shots and Shannon's like, well, I don't think that Heather Dubro does shots So I'm not sure why Heather Dubro is ordering shots for everybody even Heather Dubro because Heather Dora's not gonna take a shot with my mouth So they all take it and then Heather takes like one little tiny sip and then she just throws her shot back She just throws it and it breaks on the side of the boat. Has Heather turned into trash, or has she always been trash? She's been studying.

I have to say, I welcome the trash. I welcome it. Everyone else was like, how rude. I was looking online at comments and people are like fuck Heather, do you bro? Throwing a shot glass on a boat. I'm like it took her 10 years but she's earned something. She has. So Emily is sitting with Tamara and she's like okay Tamara I'm just I'm gonna play devil's advocate for a second because you know I'd have all the women and I am

a lawyer first of all so I can actually advocate for a second because, you know, I'd have all the women. I am a lawyer first of all, so I can't actually advocate for the devil. But out of all the women, this is just where we're at, guys. It's just where we're at. She's like, do you think that like maybe you're holding on down to Monsody in this hurt. Oh, hi. Hi, it's me, I'm your bro. I just wish I was shot. Heather literally comes and sits down, like in between them. She's like, oh, don't mind me. Successful tell. It's over there.

No, I want to sit here. I want to sit here. What are we talking about? The unions? Are we talking about SAC? Ha, ha, ha. I truly support the writers strike because you know, all those out of work writers, we could use them on the estates. So then they start talking about the kids leaving in Tamar's business or whatever and Heather's

like, okay, one question, I'm sorry, can I just ask one question before you keep crying? Do you want a deeper friendship or what with Shannon? Would you like a deeper friendship with Shannon? Look at her, look at poor Sam. Sam's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Hi. So, time is like, I want a fan set that. I want my fan set to be air club with my fans. She has a vote. I have a vote. I was like, what are you talking about?

Shut up. So, then Heather is like, you don't believe you'll get an equal. Do you want to put your overboard right now? And Emily's like, can you take maybe a little responsibility for any of the stuff that you did that hurt her? She's like, fuck it, don't fucking stop. It's just like, fuck it's out. She can fuck a jack.

Everyone's like, huh? Fuck a chicken. Can we at least get out here with a little duck? Bitch. And there's like, fuck a duck. That's not even a saying. So I actually Googled fuck a duck. And it was a person fuck a duck, that's not even a saying. So I look. I actually googled fuck a duck, and it was a person fucking a duck.

It's not. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and it sent me to a link on Talktick, and there's a duck, and it's getting fucked. As you can see, I'm very current and relatable. And Emily's like, take some responsibility. She's like, I didn't know anything else. I didn't expect that, kids! So Emily's like, if Timer took all these late-night phone calls

and didn't say, please stop calling me and take me off of your list, then she has been enabling them this whole time. Thank you. I mean, that actually makes sense, right? All right. Have your taco. Just get her the fucking taco. You weren't it Emily. You weren't it. So, Tamara's like, you know what? When I fucking needed her, she wasn't fucking there. And that's the end of the story. So you know what she can do? Fuck a duck. Fuck a duck! Oh!

Oh! Oh! So, later, Taylor is like, oh my god. She is eating right off the serving plate. Mike, they're eating. Yeah, because they've all gathered around the food, right? They've all traveled around different parts of this boat. Heather's just desperately looking for the hot tub.

And now they're at the table. Is it Heather that's eating this shrimp? No, it was Shannon. It was Heather, right? Was it Heather who's eating this shrimp? It was Emily. Oh. Guys, I can't believe I didn't pay attention to this detail.

Oh, you want a twist. You know what I mean? You just want a twist. No, no, no. The person who was eating the shrimp was... That was John Son, I think. Oh, God. That was John Son.

That was John Son. So, they're all sitting down eating now. And Emily's like, oh, Shannon, I just wanted to say, you should actually apologize to that lady over there. You were here last season, right? Do you have a tiny dog, she's like now. Well anyway, that lady has a lot of taco shows. Did you adopt a taco show?

Was that what it was? So you were talking in the middle, she was talking about adopting tacos, and you talked in the middle of it. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, say sorry. Oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, say sorry, but like you mean it, like.

I'm so sorry. That was good. She meant it. That was good job. Good job. Good job. Thank you. Great job. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't even hear. I just, I think I was distracted by something slightly

more interesting. That's all, but I'm so sorry. Sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm very sorry. Very, very sorry. Things happen at the world that are terrible. And I'm sorry.

Booey still pop up in the ocean every once in a while. I feel like as a child of the ocean, it's my duty to say, there's a buoy, it's a bat! Sorry, I'm sorry. Good luck with your taco child. So we get us because Jen's like, this is my first fight, I'm not letting this go.

So she's like, I mean, Shannon, I don't need to be the center of attention, but it feels a little rude. You asked for a side of sour cream, I brought you a side of sour cream. Shut the fuck up, unless somebody else at your table has something that they need, okay? Okay.

I just want to emphasize, I'm so sorry, and they were weaving, and I thought it was him. I thought it was someone who was tangently related to it. Like, I am dating, that's all. John. So, Timmer's like, do you understand? That's how this normally is, betch. It's like an unfauched duck.

Oh, wait, did you just say, I forgot the, I couldn't hear the other part, I have a filter in my brain, that filtered that dirtiness out. Did you just say that's how I normally do things? Is that what I heard in my headset, and I'm holding my hand to you right now, as I listen to you, because I heard you? Kind of, kind of. You don't acknowledge.

I guess the problem. Oh, but I did just acknowledge. I said, I do do that, and I apologize. So is that what I, first of all? Because I brought a tear retouchant. Who's giving Shannon Dazanex? And can they pass it down? Pill, pill, gif, bitch? I've never seen Shannon like this.

Tama's like, step it, step it, step it, just step it. You're crazy, you're drunk. You're drunk and you're crazy. You're crazy and you're drunk. Tama's like, wow, I apologize. I've been working on my blowing into an invisible bottle exercises, and they're really working. You know what, Tamara?

Let's stop with the eye rolls, okay? Because I don't want to be a bunch, I don't want to bring a bunch of people into our issue. And you know what's our issue? Because I've just set my hand all the way around the table. I did nothing to you to take a cup of tap and yeah. Tap and yeah. Tap and yeah.

Sanish is like, OK, well, why are you becoming unhinged, Tamra? And Emily is like, yeah, but Tamra, don't you think, maybe, are you shut up? Why? Why are you sticking up, Ahoy? You don't even like her. So Taylor's like, oh, so Tamra gets,

oh yeah, let me guess, you just accept a fahushia, a spatch. And Taylor goes, yeah, I mean, what are you, just gonna accept somebody because of who they are? There is so much mess going on here in net of it makes any sense. So Shannon's like, well, I can If I found you I have I like, well, again, if I fan renewed from your mom. I heard that. You lost your university I know.

Lying. And your gym is doing gangbusters. Lying, bad. Faserox said have a single because you're lying, bad. Shhh. Tamra's wasted at this point, right? And so Shana is like, I'm sorry, it's all John. She's like, oh really, fuck it. I'm so sorry that's all John. Check. Oh, really? Fuck you.

No, I'm so sorry that I saw John. I don't know what to say. Fuck you. You know why? Because you're a fucking alcoholic. Because you are? You're a drunk and an alcoholic. And she.

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And- And- And- And- And- And- And- And- And- And- What? What Mafia movie so shan I've been watching? It's like, I'm just, I'm trying to remember the part of the Godfather's egg. I'm gonna make you an offer, you can't fucking refuse bitch! You stand in that fog, you don't even like I get drunk, bitch. Take the gun, leave the can only bitch! So Emily's like, well guys, I hate to break this party up, but we have to go, because it's not my boat,

it's not Gina's boat. No one really knows who's boat this is, but I do see red and blue lights against the side of this boat, so. So they start leaving and Tamer's wasted and Tamer goes to Heather. Why didn't you stop that for that? Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

That did some for Mafia movie, actually. And Heather, because I did stand up for you just now, you didn't, and you know what I mean? And it's true since you've been trapped. I mean, I'm like an instant instant. That's your turn. That is your turn. And that brings us to the end of the real house I'm like an English son, it's son! Catch on son! Ah, ah, ah! Catch on son! And that brings us to the end of the real house live. Thank you so much everyone for coming out tonight.

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