Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Slip n' Snide Part One

Episode Date: July 27, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part 1 of a two parter! Vicki returns to complete the Tres Amigas trifecta on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E08), and Tamra immediately uses her power for evil when she sets Shannon up for an on camera blindside. This week's bonus is a chat about the messy Below Deck Sailing Yacht reunion. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Talking about it and then it went so long that we just turned it into its own bonus episode So don't listen to that over at the bonus episodes on patreon and thank you for being here today Is real housewives of Orange County, season 17, episode eight. What a sloppy mess of a woman this camera is. My God, she just, she came back worse than ever. And guess what, not mad about it. Not even one mad, not a scintilla of anger in me.

How do you feel, Ben? Yeah, I mean, she's working overtime to get people mad at each other. I mean, so messy, so rude, throwing people under the bus, left and right. And then when she gets called on it, she just says that she's, she was drunk. And it was all, hey, she doesn't really remember well. And so, so, so, sorry. And then fake cries. Evil woman, just an evil evil person, but great for TV. I mean, I'm really loving the season, as I've said,

several times. I think it's actually the best show on Bravo at the moment. And we finally got to see Heather Amin. We also got the return of Vicky Gunvalson to trace Amiga's. So so much is really happening. Oh, who's a big one? One thing I'm surprised at is Tamara has not whipped out

her most recent weapon. Well, most recent for her in her time, because I know it's like, I know the show feels like time jumping. It's like, oh my God, Tamara's back. It's like people just jumping in and out of time. But Christianity really shocks that Tamara hasn't whipped out her Jesus gun yet.

Because she's whipping out the oh my god I was drunk, but she's not whipping out the but Jesus Because that that was her favorite thing for a while and that storyline just dropped. I don't know if she just completely returned to Satan that was always my My prediction for her that she would have like a return to Satan season where she just fully embraced the devil with horns and Went went down into the burning fire pits of hell. Do you think she's back to Satan Ben? What do you think? Back to Satan implies that she ever left Satan. Okay, I think she was an imposter I think she was a Christianity imposter. When she went into that pool, she did not baptize herself.

She tainted the water. That's what I'm going to say. She was never a hardcore Christian. I never think that you don't think that being baptized in a rich person's chlorinated pool in Orange County, Israel. Well, you know, I'm Jewish, so I barely even understand the way these things work. But when it happened, I could have sworn I heard like the sound of flapping in the air, like bats being released out of some sort of portal.

And I thought that cannot be a good sign for a baptism. It could have been devs. You know, that's the tricky thing, though, Bible. You could have been. You could have been. You could have been devs. You're right. It could have just dubs. You know that's the tricky thing. It could have been dubs. You could have been dubs. You know that's the tricky thing. You could have been dubs. You know that's the tricky thing. You could have been dubs.

You could have been dubs. You're right. It could have just been dubs being... It could have been Lindy Amante's dubs that she released on her birthday party in Connecticut. It could have been. It could have been me waving by to children with both arms, just flapping my underarms against my chest. I never knew what that's.

It could have been just Captain Glenn crashing a sailboat into a nearby dock. It could have been the sound of Tamar's son Ryan just left alone in the barn with a few animals. Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, happy. Either way, the Christianity thing that she used, it's either she's not all about it anymore or she decided like, yes, I am a good Christian, but good Christianity does not make for great TV. So I'm just like cosplay some devil worship right now. Maybe, never know. So my first thoughts of this episode, I was listening to this while someone was over, I had family over and I was in the other room,

so I had headphones on. And wow, the remix of this opening really slaps speaking of blackness. It does. When you have headphones on, there's something different about it. No. When it's just like, like, thumping in your fucking ear like that,

I'm gonna go like blast it in my car and traffic. Like, I really wanna blast it. Let me tell you something, it doesn't even need headphones. Like, I listened to that. When it comes on, I do a dance party on my laptop. I just say this like, it's like that opening beat, that opening beat box or drum machine beat. Or it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, oh my god, this is so good. Yeah, it really killed it with the remix. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, I was like, oh my god, this is so good. Yeah.

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Okay. Start with the nostrils. You just start there. I mean, then you spread outwards. You know, I mean, like that's how you take care of things. You just sometimes you just can there, I mean, you spread outwards, you know? I mean, like, that's how you take care of things. You just, sometimes you just can't take all of it all at once. Can I say I miss vagina waxing?

Because I've complained about vagina waxing for literally years now, but now I'm having to see nose hair waxing. I would much prefer vagina wax. If it's a choice, bring back vagina waxing. I don't need to see anybody get their fucking nose waxed. And you not only made us see one person, but two people and one of those people was shane.

And you made us look at the booger thing you pulled out of there, covered in boogers and hair. Twice, the fuck is wrong with this show? You know, at hot take, I didn't mind. In fact, not only did I not mind, I thought to myself, you know, should I do that? I think I actually might appreciate getting my nose hairs waxed out, you know. So, I'm doing it in front of me.

Don't do it on television. That's something you do in front of it. Well, I would never do it. All my beauty regimens take place behind closed doors. But I would, I did think there was an odd charm to the fact that I feel like this was the first time we saw a husband and wife Getting waxed together. I think normally it's always like girlfriends. I was like, oh, they found an activity together

Pulling Shane's nose hairs out. I guess I mean I guess so He asked the lady whoa my nose. What? Nails waxing does that hurt and she no, it feels like getting punched in the face. The fuck kind of world is this lady living in? Or is she just getting punched in the face all the time? And Emily tells us that Shane's pretty much up for anything. Who goes with all my crazy ideas?

I told him, what, you don't get that wax? He says, okay, but then he just sits on the couch and plexus tiny nose, here is an ear hairs on the couch. So I say, you're getting a waxed. Right. And that's when I pulled a turkey sandwich out of my purse to stay entertaining on this show. You know, when I see Shane, I, the one phrase that pops into my head is down for anything. I'm like, this is a man who just embraces life with just a carefree attitude

and a smile on his face down for anything Shane. He is definitely like a tourism board ad. You know, it's like Shane on it, Shane and his zipline helmet, you know, just getting ready to jump. He's just so fun. He's just fun. Whitewater. Rafting. Hey, is that Shane Bungee jumping off of a bridge in Newport Beach? Wow. Is that Shane renting an electric scooter to go to the local skate park and do some wheelies on the hills? He just, his enthusiasm knows no bounds. I want to move to Orange County now. He's taught me so much. So now we go over. Oh, so I'm sorry, so we're still waxing. So Emily is getting her nose wax now. Now it's her time in the nose seat. And while she's getting her nose wax,

she also decides that she wants to talk about this party that she's having. So she's like, I texted your mom and I asked if I could use her backyard for a fun like outdoor girls party, you know, girls party, outdoor cocktails. Oh, my nose. Anyway, she said, of course, and I know it's just for the girls, so you're not invited, Jane. Well, I, my first thought is Gina and Emily, neither one of them can have parties at their houses. So we might consider that casting. Although I am enjoying Emily, nother one of them can have parties at their houses, so we might consider that casting. Although I am enjoying Emily, enjoying Emily the season, I have to say. My second is leave your mother-in-law alone, and my third is, can we not watch you get your butt hole wax now? That

would be great. Thanks. So now we get to watch or get a butt hole wax. And then we get to hear about how Shane likes to buttfucker, and then we get to have that mental image in our head with Shane and the zipline helmet on a rented scooter, having the best time of his life in the OC Tourism Board. Well, he buttfucks his wife. Okay. And those booger things coming out with hair all over them. Thanks a lot for this gross ass scene.

Well, I'm sorry that this was a difficult scene for you. We can just move on. We can just move on. Why do we move on to Jen with her son Grayson as they walk down a pier and meet up with Taylor and her daughter, Kennedy and Kennedy's friend, no name because I did not commit friends name to memory because she didn't say anything. Listen, little girl. I know you're 16, but if you want to make a mark in this world If you want to get into college do something interesting because you know what right now you're denied from my college Especially when your name is Alexis. That's like one of the classic soap opera aims and you can't even

Come up with anything you lame fucking teenager get to fuck off this TV Okay, I would rather watch Emily get her butt holewashed wax, then take another two seconds of this Alexis fucking vanilla-ass white wall in a, you know, what's the point of this person? Like, you're a rice cake, you're a rice cake, you're friends of. Alexis can be like, hi, mom, I wasn't doing a podcast, I decided I'm not gonna go to MIT. I'm gonna start up in only fans Because apparently I'm not interesting enough. Sorry

Alexis you're doing great. Don't listen to Alexis. You didn't know the right thing. You did the worth things You should not do that. It's good that you blend it into the background Not only fans. Yeah, at least give us you know, so give us something make an effort. Do something. Okay. No, I don't like the only fans I don't think we should say it like just go to only fans people put a lot of a lot of work into their own. 16. She's 16 so obviously that's like that was really good. Okay, and I feel like you pulled me into that. I didn't come up with only fans. You did. What do I care with this girl? Don't I always say theoretically as I'm concerned she's the thumb with blonde hair like the rest of them. I was saying that theoretically we are going to send her down a path of like

ill repute because we are we're really doubling down on going in on Alexis right now. But well, let's say if you're if you're self confidence rests on the approval of two aging gay men, you're fucked anyway. There's no hope for you. Okay. Anywho, Jen and Grayson are on the pier. So, first of all, crazy to see Kendi as a teenager now. Now she is 16 and it's crazy, because the last time we saw her was playing in like a dirt patch at her birthday party or a tea party, birthday party.

I'm not surprised. So that's crazy. With what? It's like sea monkeys. Like how often are you gonna just be shocked that these little things pop out of the capsule once you put them in the water? We know what happens. They're little and then they're like this. You know, they still look like she still looks the same age because guess what? We're still the same age apart. So I still feel as much older than her. And I just, I don't know, it's depressing. It's more depressing now, I think. So I'm not like, go on Kennedy, I'm like, oh Jesus Christ, I'm old, fuck you and fuck Alexis. Get outta here, both of you.

Well, I personally was, it was just crazy to mix because she, first of all, she does look almost exactly the same as she did when she was three, which is strange, but she's now a teenager. So that's bizarre. Also, she looks a lot like her dad, which is also a whole other thing. But also, we just happened to see her.

It's just, it makes you realize you didn't see it. No, I saw it like crazy. But it's also, but what's bizarre is that? I guess with Kennedy and also with Adriana, especially Adriana, on her jersey, we literally watched this child get birthed and now she's like a young woman who is wearing makeup and doing things

that teenagers do, and I'm just like, wow, these are my children. I'm never gonna have kids. This is the close up, I'm gonna have the children. It's watching the reality start children on TV. Yeah, it doesn't affect me at all. I'm like, wow, they're bigger now. So it's like, you know,

well that's because you've got nieces and you've got like, you have nieces in your everyday life, you know. Yeah, I guess so. Yeah, I'm just not in my life. I think you're used to it. Also, I've watched a lot of nature shows, so I'm just not impressed by it. It's just nature.

You know, you see enough lions eat a deer, nothing affects you anymore. I'm just kidding. I've been Nothing affects you anymore. I'm excited. I've been killed on the inside. I was watching our planet too last night and, you know, shit went down. There was a lot. There was a, there was a,

there was some real mommy issues going on with the crabs on Christmas Island. That's all I got to say. Real mommy. I don't want to watch part two yet. Oh, yeah. But yeah, a lot of shit goes down. So, um, yeah, they're all with their kids and they're, they're doing the housewives thing where they're like, oh my god

Let's do something bad Just like yeah, cuz we're both from Oklahoma and Taylor's like yeah, we are we're gonna do something bad. Let's see the Coral drug Hmm, so they go to the cordon dog stand and the corn dog stand is called the fun zone And the corn dog stand is called the fun zone. Hmm, well, I think that's really on the nose, right? I mean, it is a fun, it's literally a zone of fun, a corn dog. I don't know why we don't see them more often.

You have to go to the museum park for them. I think they should be more available. I think like they are literally a fun zone. Why do we not want more zones of fun in our lives? Like, why do we have so many sad zones? So they're supposed to meet Shannon there, but Shannon runs on Shannon time. Okay, everybody, and that clock sounds like this. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, Yeah, um also I wish I were there when not when Shannon heard the news that she was heading to this amusement park that apparently is on an island that's only

Like reachable by fairies. I'm so I'm I'm going to a an island where I'll be trapped with funnel cake and corn dogs Okay, well that was that's very consider a few bravo. Thanks so much. I'm literally will have no choice But to spend the rest of my life there marooned with carbohydrates. Thank you. Thank you so much. No, man. Kennedy is like, yeah, I went on Shannon time too. In lunch detention, they know me there. I was like, that's not something to brag about, Kennedy, okay? I'm a fucking grease. Like they know me at lunch detention. I don't agree. It was like they know me at lunch at the tension.

Ali, she's a rebel. She's gonna be a star. Anybody else wanna make out with Emilio Estadés? Yeah, that's me, badass and detention. You know, if you just get to school one time, you can go to lunch someplace. There must be an Applebee's in your town that you're excited to go to.

Oh yeah, maybe a Pomodoro cafe. Did you notice that Jen said at one point, she goes, I just want to, you know what we should do? We should eat a lot of sugar and then just go on to spinny thing. And I was wondering, did she mean that she wanted to like make cotton candy in her stomach? Or was she saying like, let's eat all the bad stuff and then go on to spinny things and we have to barf it all up. I was like, is this like a low-key bulimia? That's a good plan.

That's a good plan. I like that actually. A very specific eating disorder is carnival bulimia. One place you don't ever want to take Taylor's face is to a carnival. Okay. A, they're gonna try and like, they're all gonna come up and hug her and be like,

mother, or you're gonna have to be on a spinny thing with her and just watch her face like, mmmm. I feel like going around the circles, the circles, save us, okay. I feel like a lot of people are just gonna try to climb into her mouth. They're like, well, we thought this was the entrance

to the fun house. So, um, God, we are really on one today, huh? I'm in a weird mood. I think Bravo just front-loading the week with all these shows, by the time we get to this one, it's like, what are we even doing anymore? You know, where are we? Yeah. I don't know.

So, Taylor's like, oh, yeah, Kennedy is just a regular training. And she's happy. She's sad. She loves me. You never know what you're gonna get with Kennedy. You know, when she wakes up and she probably doesn't know she's gonna get with me. Luckily, I spent my four-minute years on reality TV with Kim Richards. So I'm pretty used to this. I just sort of take myself back there and everything's fine. So Shannon Folly shows up, hello, hello, I'm here. I had to take some sort of fairy, which I'm not sure is up to Maritime Co. But you know, if we, if it sinks, then, you know, I guess

I'll have no choice but to enjoy all this fried food. So, wow, we're all our coasters and mirror meas as well. Fun for us. Okay, what's going on, girlfriend? So, so pretzels and corn dogs. They introduce her to the kids. They're like, this is Jensen Grayson and this is Taylor's kid Kennedy and her friend, you know, some face that nobody can even decipher from any any any other face. And Shannon just gives them that look like she gives every new cast member on the show like, wow, tight smile. Really do not care about your names. Okay. You're on my television show. Could you please move? Thank you. That would be great. Look at these young people with non-elastic skin and perky. Perky mindsets about the future. They have so much optimism. I wish they would leave now.

The only thing you haven't comment with me is David will not be paying your child's college counselor fees. So get the fuck out of here, no one wants to talk to you. No one here seems to be wearing a sweatshirt for USC, so I'm not sure they're really worthy of my time. So I will just ignore them. Your children have been here. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. Five, woof in jam and time. So they need to leave now, thank you. I can't help but feel like I am sitting

with a young woman who has been in lunch detention before, and I will not have her terrible outlook on education, rub off on me, and be sent on to my twins. I'm Terry Taylor. I must leave. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. Taylor is like, I had a pretzel instead of a corn dog because I decided after that whole

cotton candy thing, they're sticking a corn dog in my throat. I'm not feeling best, I'm proud. I'm not. And then we see a obligatory clip from 10 years ago of Taylor eating cotton candy like a fucking crazy person. I know. She can, fortunately, while I was trying to eat myself pretzel, I cat stole it and I wound up screaming at it and it's just I wound up recreating a different iconic moment.

Don, what can I say? So, so then they start talking about like Friday, like, remember Friday, and Jen is like, honestly, I truly don't know what to feel. I keep going back and replaying it, like, why did it go south with Tamar and I? So then, put a pin in that, because now we go to a store that perhaps was inspired by Gretchen Rossi.

It's called Flirtly. Is that I use spell Flirtly? I don't know why all the shops in Orange County confuse me, but I always feel like they're puns, even when they're real things. Yeah. I don't, I love shops in Orange County because I feel like most of them are just like, they just take a concept and put an exclamation point at the end of it. I feel like there's a swimsuit shop down there called like, Sensations with an exclamation point,

you know, M2Z. Or, yeah, with the Z, aha, and then like, like, Exemplation glasses. Sensations, yeah. That's an OC thing. And then like, like, like, excitation glasses, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, Dash, LIS. But don't think Ronnie was right. Just yet everybody who was cheering for me over there

and throwing 20s at my feet, it can also be spelled with a YS at the end. So guess what? I'm still incorrect. Well, if you notice the lady behind the cash register, you can definitely tell she's an LIS kind of gal. Just see her back there. So I was wondering what her name, I was like, it's that girl's name Liz and it spelled L.Y.S.

Because that's such an OC way to spell Liz too right? It could be all the above. It could be all the above so it's like flower of Liz you know and then they come and say hey girl it's me and Liz. You remember me I own sensations up the street. Sensation. Sensation is such an orange county store. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things. That is definitely one of the things But also crystal like, like bikinis with boot on the nipples and stuff. I have to look to see if there's a store called Zensations. I feel like I need to go on like Hostgator and get that web name. Zensations. I have to tell you something.

There's a place in Long Beach called Zensations Massage. That's pretty close to Orange County. There's a Zensation Brush pen. And Amazon Amazon. Yeah, it's a fountain pen There's fountain pens called Zensation, but fuck them. I don't care. Go ahead. Sue me. What am I afraid of the fountain pen people? By the way for me their Zensation There there is I did a search for Zensation boutique and

They it there is there's Zensation in Santa Monica I did a search for Zensation boutique and they, there's Zensational in Sanamonica and also in Reno, Nevada. And also in Wisconsin. So the point, either way, we're dead. That idea is now dead. I'm glad we wasted all this time not making any money. I don't know. I still think Zensations of Newport Beach is a thing. Yeah, because it's different. It's different down there. I'm still proud of us. I don't know. I still think Zensations of Newport Beach is a thing. Yeah, because it's different.

It's different down there. I'm still proud of us. Yeah, no Zensations. And it has like lots of triangles in its logo too, for some reason. Yeah, because that's the thing, right? Triangles in like the infinity symbol somehow. So Zensations, but the last S could be the infinity symbol.

Oh, yeah. So this is a gift shop and Tamra is meeting Heather there and Heather's already there. And she's like, Oh, Tamra, hello, it's me, televisions, Heather to pro. I'm looking for a hostess gift for this bikini party in Perry's backyard. Look at these pencils that say fucking brilliant. This one is a champagne stopper. It's for me. Now I just want to clarify when I say I'm looking for a hostess gift, what I would like to do is buy a hostess and give it to someone.

Are there any human servants for sale at the moment? Mmm. Mmm. I'm going to get you these matches. They say hot mess. Ha ha ha. Speaking of the other night, my gosh, I would like on an apology tour.

And then we see, like, we do the thing we're breaking into panels, but it's like literally like 45 of them across the screen and I'd rather be like I am sorry. I'm sorry for that. I will apologize. I am very sorry Gina. I'm sorry Emily. I'm sorry. Gina. I am sorry again. Yeah And Tim was like better you than me back and she's like yeah, well I'm just gonna play an apology to the world at this point, because I'm just gonna be sorry, until I'm not sorry. And time was like, yeah, well, it's fancy to be, I don't really remember anything.

Everything's fancy to me. Oh, drag, oh, gosh, such a good person. But you know what, the one thing I can't deal with, a bitch, is a damn liar. So then we go, really? Like the lady who just claimed that she can never remember anything because she had too much to drink.

You are the fucking liar, okay? Exactly. So when you're drinking to the point consistently that you can't remember things, you might have a problem, okay? Now I don't believe in calling people an alcoholic because I believe that people have the right to call themselves an alcoholic when they're ready

to get help. Until then you're just having a good goddamn time. Okay. But Tamara, you might have an issue. Okay, look into it. But she doesn't have an issue because she's lying about being blacked out. She remembers everything. She remembers everything.

Your base is saying, I'm going to call your bluff and send you to rehab if you want to insist that you're not lying. So, um, Shant, meanwhile, now let's cut back to Fun Zone or whatever the place is called. There's a place called Fun Zone. Wasn't the amusement park? It's all Fun Zone, right? It can't just be corn dogs. Like, you can't just open a corn dog place called Fun Zone. They're going to be like, uh, you know what? We're going to need more from this place than just corn dogs. Yeah, we're going back and forth between zensations and fun zone.

Even those zensations is called flurdily. I'm going to say that this is the flurdily chapter of zensations. Or it's a collab. Maybe it's zensations x flurdily with a y. Shannon, back over at fun zone, TM. Shannon goes, well, I think you are insinuating um, Jan, that, that she was Tamra was overly flirting with Ryan and I, I would have been upset with that, I would have been very, very, I would have been as upset with that as I am currently upset that I am trapped on an island with funnel cake and grown dogs.

But that's not what I was doing at all, Shannon. That's not what I was doing. What I was saying, I was saying don't be shitty, Tamara. Because when you and I are together, it's very comical about how hot Ryan at the gym. You know, we'd make all those jokes. And that's what we would do. And that's how we bonded. That's how we became sisters.

And Taylor's like, um, so all the stories that Chandler knows about him or they have for all of them from Heather, does Heather girl? So stories that Chandler knows about him, what were they all about? Or are they from Heather? Does Heather girl? So now we have some more about Heather Amin. So Jen is, she tells us, I met Heather Amin through Tamara, but she used to be very close with Ryan. And when Ryan first came to cut fitness, Tamara and I would give Heather so much shit, like, right, like, that's your brother.

Okay, who you spent all your time with, like you two are totally getting it on. You two are totally boning. I literally saw you flading him in the dressing room and cut fitness. I know you're his semen is all over your mouth right now. Just stuff like that, you know? I'm a predictor, it's like, and did you believe that?

She's like, um, I believe them now. I didn't believe them in the beginning, which did not stop me from dating Ryan at all. Um, and, uh, we see a picture of Heather Amine finally, because we've been hearing about Heather Amine. Heather Amine, Heather Amine. And then we see her, she is a fleshbop version of a real housewives awards county. I mean, they really do grow them from the same stock in this town. She has an orange county. She is basically an orange county housewife in a wind tunnel.

She really is. Straight through. She's made the mistake of the Groupon Botox where the one eye blinks and the other one doesn't, and it constantly blinks. Did you notice that? I got some crazy pictures of Heather Amin. But yeah, she's ready to rumble. Girl, she's got some fresh fruit through on Botox and she's ready to come in. I mean, she's ready to rumble, girl. She's got some fresh fruit through on Botox

and she's ready to come in. I mean, she's even got me and her name. She's ready. Let's ring her. She is ready. I hope we get to see more of her. So Taylor's like, well, why would she drip some in from a drop some information out

that would make your head span? Why would she do that? And she goes, well, I mean, maybe she thought she would end up with Ryan. I don't know. I think Heather was in love with Ryan. And there's no other reason a woman would be that concerned with another relationship. Unless they were trying to get onto TV.

But I'm gonna say that she's in love. Right. Unless Tamara had her fucking hand up there, Wasio, and was puppeteering them onto TV to make a good season. So, Jen's like, yeah, so after Nobu, I sent her a very long text. And then Tamra reads this text to Heather in Zensations. And she's like, um, your name is a source of all information. And I truly think we should talk this out, bitch.

And I'm sure I found the personal, professional standpoint, you would not want us sharing any of your personal info and how they go, ah, that is a threat. That's a threat and she goes, it's a threat, it's a threat. It is, it could be read as, listen, you're trying to ruin my life on camera. I'm sure you wouldn't like it if I was trying to ruin

your life on camera. Yeah. Think about what you're doing. Plus, I think what we're starting to see is that Jen accidentally threatens people or accidentally insinuates things too heavily. And I generally believe it's accidental because last week when Tamara was like,

you like, whatever she was saying about, yeah, Ryan said he wanted to fuck me or something like that. And then Jen's like, well, let's not talk about all the things that you said, Tamara, let's not talk about all the things that you said Tamara Let's not act to talk about your behavior. What no, my her behavior was just that she sort of just nodded along and was fine with it. Yeah So the camera's like it is it's right have this over I'm over and so I was like why don't you just go to the poop hot And you can talk about it then for everybody Is it ever mean the poop hot has been it to have a man than you could attack it. That's true,

but I'm not sure it's not good or anything like that. And so she's telling us. Yeah, Heather doesn't want to attack you. And if anything like that, they were really good friends for a really long time. That's an average one step back. You guys, Heather I mean with two crucifixes on her chest.

Two double crucifix. When more she's got Jesus'sifixes on her chest. Two double crucifixes. When more she's got Jesus's death spot on the mountain. It's like, oh my god. Because Heather Amin does come in double crucifix stuff. I was like, here she, I mean, this woman is like built for this show. Yeah. And I love Tamara saying, yeah, so like, maybe we can be friends again, Batch. Like, like,ra wanting to ambush Jen and then saying it's all under the guise

of bringing everyone together again. You just wanna ambush Jen. I'm bringing her enemy who's going to scream about her future husband probably cheating on her multiple times to help her. I just listen, guys, it's like a hug. It's like a Tamra Barney hug. So now Tamra, she's like trying to generate

a shred of sympathy. So she goes, I have too much going on, that's right in the app between cut, the dog, and you know what, it's like I just feel bad about throwing a napkin on her. It's like too much going on. I'm like, cut is already closed. The dog situation, sad. Obviously the dog.

I'm gonna sad, but you've already given the dog's ass away to run. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like it was obviously not a big enough deal that the bravo producers had to make a whole scene out of it or an episode, you know. Like not saying that losing a dog has nothing,

but I'm saying it's like, it's like, you don't get the whole move. You don't get the use it as an excuse for this. Yeah, exactly. I'm sorry. We're a few episodes away. Okay. So cut fitness in the dog.

Don't cut it anymore. Yeah. No pun intended. And she's like, I've got to spend the night. Can't spend the night. You cannot mess with my fucking marriage. And if you try to, I will not give in the towel. I was like, wow, Tamara's still stupid because that's not the saying.

And also, she's like, how is she fucking with your merit? You're so delusional. You are the one fucking weather relationship. Examine what else you're fucking with? Her divorce settlement. Can you let the woman try to get her money before you go around telling everybody that she was cheating on her husband the whole time? She's got five kids to support.

Okay, like let the woman get her back. Tamara is literally fucking with a relationship. And then she gets mad when Heather kind of like bows up a little bit and it's like, well, I'm not gonna talk about what you did that night or whatever. I don't know, she didn't really do anything. I think that part of me has thought this whole time that Heather did, but Tamara is doing this

because she just wants a storyline. She's gonna bring in this girl. She's gonna ruin her life because that's what Tamara does. And she needs a story and she needs to make the season fun and she's producing and maybe that's true. But also it's so obvious she's mad at this girl for opening a gym, right? I mean, it's a yoga studio, but it's still,

if you're going to someone's gym and you become their friend and you're like, you know what, I want a gym of my own. Because Tamara probably had yoga classes or some shit in there. Maybe I think that could be one thing. She's probably also jealous that Jen has a hotter guy in her life. And maybe just maybe she's jealous. Yeah. Well, honestly, and maybe she's jealous that Ryan has a better personality so far,

which is really a low bar And maybe she's also just jealous that Jen may actually be more authentically happy than Tamran Eddie who knows I mean, Tamran Eddie is seem pretty happy to me But usually when people go after relationships, it's because they're they have an issue in their own And usually when people talk about how much they fuck they're not fucking we know that True from watching these shows that count a lot of true that is and that's all these two talk about how much they fuck, they're not fucking. We know that, true, from watching these shows. Like how true that is. And that's all these two talk about when they're together.

It's like, how is right today, wanna fuck? Oh my god, I was sad about this fucking you. I was there, I was trying to grow, she shot. And then I was like in the Apple section, I was like, God, I wanna fuck this Apple. No, I wanna fuck Tim, I got him, glad I'm home. Did you get an Apple? Did you fuck it?

I'm gonna off out the apple. We're fucking so much, even my mom is fucking her new boyfriend, Dan Hadea. So Jen is, meanwhile Jen is crying. I love that you still know the boyfriend's name. No, no, that's not his name. That's just like, he just looks like the dad from Clueless. I can't tell if he looks like Chaz,

Paul, and Jerry are the dad from Clueless. But it looks like the world of my, I mean, the look of my, I think it is the dad from Clueless, Dan Hadea. Dan Hadea, Icon. American Icon. That is not unlike Sandy's boyfriend dressed in the Abercrombie. So Sandy's boyfriend who's like to be in the Steve Bischemme in the community showing up like he's a,'s a high schooler.

Anyway, so Jen is crying. We should put up a picture on Krapazonda man to give everyone context. Show everyone. Show Dan a day. Wait, I want to find, okay, now I've got to, I'll find Sandy's boyfriend. Sandy, Real House was Orange County boyfriend. I don't know why that made me laugh so hard, but it sure did. Okay, so let me go over here, I'll present.

This is a hard thing to find. I was doing Captain Sandy, I don't know, I want Tamer's mom boyfriend. Okay, I don't know if I can find a picture of this guy. I think his name is David. So here he is everybody David God this makes me laugh It's like a series and married to the mob and I mean this guy's been a million things. Yeah, he's great God bless you Dan Hadeh. Hey, I'd fuck Dan Hadeh if I was at a Costco and he was passing out chicken. Why not? I'm in

Yeah, I'm with Sandy. Okay, so wait, I just want to Costco and he was passing out chicken. Why not? I'm in. Yeah. I'm with Sandy. Okay. So then Jen starts crying because we go back to the Hemuseman Park. I'm still laughing so hard that they're like I'm in some park. And Jen's like, you know, I spend so much time with Tamara and Eddie and I don't understand. I go home at night and I can't even have my thoughts together and I have five kids and they're supposed

to be used for a storyline. I can't even have my five kids storyline right now because we're just talking about Ryan and Cuff fitness. This is really impossible for me. You know, I have to cook, I have to take them to soccer, I have to take them baseball. And Taylor is like, yeah, it's causing problems in your relationship is what you're saying.

I was like, yes, I mean, just this morning, and then we kept to this morning. And Ryan's like, babe, it's not cool for you because you've got to sit there and listen to this bullshit. And it's not cool for me either. I mean, listen, you know, it's also not cool for Paul from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because people are coming up to him saying

Jesus Christ you're a cheater and you look great on TV. Okay. None of this is truthful. I don't believe this guy. I think this guy's a total slime bag. I talked to him on Watch What Happens Live. He was in the audience. He's already had like t-shirts made up of something he said on the show. I mean, oh, he's a third. I mean, third-stay. By the way, and he's using you for airtime, man. I believe everything Tamra said. I just want to say about Ryan. I do believe that he said that, and I do believe that he's a scheme,

and I do believe that he's a cheater. But I think that Tamra's motives come from jealousy. So I think Tamra is the one who wants to be cheated on. I think Tamra would actually like to be cheated on, so that way she can have that. I think she wants her own scandal. Well, I think that everybody in Orange County is a swinger.

I said this right in the beginning and I wouldn't be surprised if they're all fucking. Okay, that's what that's my thing. And it's just kind of bringing it on to camera. And someone even agreed this week and sent me a message and was like, that is correct. They're all swingers and they're all fucking and Jen is threatening to say something about it.

And I was like, I love this theory. Let's just make it roll it down a hill and see how big it can get. Yeah, let's do it. Start it right here. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So, uh, Shannon goes, well, I, I would be devastated by every piece of information that it's been discussed because this is this is private information and

If everyone's sitting around talking like their experts on their life and so what if he lives under a bridge in a hut who cares We can't move in we don't fit in each other's houses. What are we talking about again? What do I understand how hard it is when people are talking about your relationship I understand how hard it is when people are talking about your relationship. Bottom line is, if they're happy, I wish them well. Surely no one is going to talk about my relationship later in this episode. And, break. Like we see immediately, by the end of the episode, we see why Shannon's on this kick, or suddenly she cares about everyone else's relationship, and she's going to do anything to stand up for the people being talked about. Cause Shannon knows she made a mistake by trusting fucking Heather Debrouh.

She knows it. I mean, the second the camera comes back and the way that Heather already starts showing that she's gonna be team Tamra and crying that they're French. She's like, oh shit, I've trusted Heather and Heather hates my guts. What have I done?

Well, but also her relationship is crumbling. She's been down this path before. She knows this only matter time before Tamra starts, you know, playing it out all on display on TV. So I think, I think Shann is just like all of that. And she's sensitive too, honestly. I think she is sensitive about her. She's hanging on by a thread.

And so it's so funny because in any situation that reminds her of her own, she just starts to cry. But like, but it's because we know that John that she and John have broken up. So like, you know, like I can imagine her being at the supermarket and like buying some bananas and they're like, ma'am, do you want this banana to? You broke off from the rest of the bundle. Yeah, I guess. No, those are those bananas are all together.

Those are his one cohesive unit. I don't know why you're questioning that banana. Of course, it's not of your business. You do not get to question the banana. I want it. They are together. They are happy bananas. They're like, ma'am, this is the express lane.

We'd really like you to recount your item. Check. Re-count. Oh my god, this is going to kill. We'd really like you to recount your item. Check recount. Oh my god This is going to kill Alcor. This is going to kill him another recount. I please don't do this to me This will be the end of my relationship Ma'am, could you please pick up that biography you knocked over there? Oh, it's no, it's not knocked over It's oh it is hanging there. Let's see. This is a biography about Chad. It's a hanging Chad It's, no, it's not knocked over. It's, oh, it is hanging there. Let's see, this is a biography about Chadlo. It's a hanging Chad. It's a hanging Chad. Oh, hold on, I'll pick that up on here. Wow, God, I know we're still talking about

Brad and Jen Aniston. Wow, can we just leave them alone? Anybody please? Could I get customer service over here? I would like to stop talking about this relationship. It's been 90 years. These tabloids are smith. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

But for real though, can we stop talking about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston? They're literally still on the cover of magazines. They really. Who cares? Yes. Who cares? It's like Angelina called Brad abusive.

I'm like, what else is new? What's Angelina even in? Why are we talking about these people? Yeah, I mean, I'm okay to talk about Brad and Angelina only because I just really enjoyed looking at this. I short circuited Ben. Sorry, we paused. What were you saying? You know what? It was literally not an important thing. You're going to still talk about that. Jan Aniston is what you're. No, no, no, Jennifer Aniston. I'm not like, I'm just, I don't, I'm not injured, I've never been interested

in Jennifer Aniston gossip. Like Brad Pitt gossip I'm down for, because he's just so hot that I'm like, whatever, cool. But like, Jennifer Aniston gossip, I always find to be kind of, it reminds me of like, Colgate toothpaste. I don't know, it's just sort of, it's just always so intense.

They share anyway, like, who cares? And Jennifer Aniston since the same and everything I'm in a like her and I'll see I'm like mad at her. I'm mad at her. Why you mad at her? What she do? I want to know I don't know what you know, I shouldn't blame her But like two weeks ago. Okay, this is on my mind guys like two weeks ago Jimmy Kim Jimmy Kimmel apparently does this thing where every summer he invites all these celebrities for like a dinner party in Canada. And Kristen Bell, I guess it was her birthday or something, she took a picture.

I was a giant photo of like 35 celebrities and they're all there in Canada at Jimmy Kimmel's place. And I'm at a Jimmy Kimmel about this too, by the way. And they're all there. And they're all white first of all. I think they're all white. And those David Chang. I was going to say that. And there's the whole white. And there's the whole white picture I've seen in a long time. And David Chang. And so first of all I was like, fuck all you guys because I was like, you know, you guys are all acting

like, oh, this sounds very conspiracy, very but like, where is, like, you don't have any people of color in your friend group, like this is absolutely ridiculous. That's a weird one. You got to fuck all of you guys. Outside of David Chang, I don't want to raise David Chang, but I was like, fuck all of you guys. And Jennifer Aniston was sort of just like front and center and she had this smile on her face.

And she is not to blame for this photo, but for some reason, the look on her face, you could, in my mind, I was like, you love this group of people. And like, I just felt like, I don't know, it just made me so mad that photo. And if that was a really good idea, I was like, you guys are all in Hollywood and you have no friends of color at all. I mean, that's just so much to me. I think that's, I mean, I noticed it is being really weird too.

I've just, I don't think, I just really an America even has friend groups like that. I mean, besides the Real Housewives of Orange County. I know it's, aside from this show that we're covering, I mean, I don't mind if they're all friends at this point. You know what I mean? Like, in Michigan general, we just seem to be, I mean, I'm a mixed, you know, I'm mixed,

but I just feel like everybody's mixed. So it's just so weird to see that many non-mixed people, you know, it's just like a cake. And it's really sells one kind of cake. And you're like, that's weird. Why would you have all that one kind of cake? There's so many flavors in the world. What a stupid, who would wanna go to a dinner party

with one kind of cake? Yeah, and I just really Jimmy Kimmel is the one who's most at fault because it's his party. And so he is the one who's truly at fault. But for some reason, I said that photo and I was just like, it's okay for all you people to be friends, but also like, but, but is this like, is this your group? Is there, but is there, is there no one else? I just was like, and for some reason, Jennifer, Jennifer Aniston's not photo. She's like, hmm, and I was like, you know what, Jennifer Aniston, I don't wanna hear it from you.

Well, I didn't like it. Um, Jennifer Aniston doesn't really get on my nerves that much. It's just seeing her on magazines all the time. I don't care about her. I don't care about Brad Pitt. You know who I care about? What's Anne's Lena doing? I mean, that's a girl who wore her brothers

or her husband's blood around her neck in a vial. And like, she's, now that's the drama right there. Is it Angelina? Okay, I could read about her every week. But the rest of them, get them off the fucking news stand. Yeah. But I always feel like Angelina is doing something. You know what it is? okay, here's the distillation of it. Here's the distillation of my emotions So I think they're all over the place. I feel like Angelina is usually doing something fabulous

And Jennifer Aniston is doing exactly what I always think she's doing which is just hanging out with a whole bunch of white people in Canada Angelina Jolie isn't just fabulous. She's really dark. Like there's a lot of darkness there. You know, she's got just a lot of... Every time I hear something about Angelina Jolie and it's all the time because I'm always looking at these magazines, but it's always something completely unhinged, you know? And that's what keeps me interested. Unhinged people. Brad and Jennifer, it's like, you know, it's like a New Orange County cast member. It's just, mom, it's like the same thing, like a thumb, a talking thumb. But Angelina, yeah, give me Angelina every day. So Shannon is in the grocery store counting

bananas, um, is where we left off. Yeah, this all, this, we, this really went to a, a went to a went to a place, huh? That's I think largely my fault No, I made this I made this a referendum about race and diversity somehow And now I know I'll never be ever if we if we ever become super famous now. I'll know, I'll never be invited on the Jimmy Kimmel show. So that's making peace with that already. Oh god. Who cares? My god, who wants to go to that party?

White cake, white cake, old me, okay? Vanilla cake, old me. Okay, so, um, Shannon is, she would be devastated if people were talking about her relationship, which obviously they are, right? So then, Taylor's like, well, what's it going to be like if you see Tamra at the pool party thing? Because you're going to see Tamra over there at that pool party, right? And she's like, well, I mean, I think that you guys should have a conversation, Jim, because this is a relationship. And I think you should say

Tamra, do you are very reliable, reasonable human being, and I would appreciate it if you would stop trying to ruin my life for ratings. I'm sure showers find very, very wonderfully that we can hug and we can have a shot. Woo! I'm falling off a chair! I'm falling! So let's move on to Pavion Park, which is the most the paviest park in all of Orange County. Pavion Park, where it's what we always dream of, another domestic scene of Gina and Travis, but this time featuring Matt and Britt. And they're all there. It's a scene of co-parenting, okay, co-parenting at the playground, and the kids are all playing. And it's a scene of co-parenting. Okay, co-parenting at the playground and the kids are all playing.

And it's the sort of scene that makes you want to actually go to that Jimmy Kimmel dinner party. That should be Kimmel dinner party doesn't seem as bad anymore just to get the fuck out of here. I know. I would like to stop normalizing, seeing, and be sure on the TV. How about that? And I don't like that it's being talked about. Like, oh, Matt, that's silly night. No. I don't, you can forgive all you want to.

And maybe it's good for your family. I think forgiveness is probably the healthiest route for you. It's not for me. I don't embrace forgiveness. And I'm not going to forgive Matt. I hate his fucking guts. He still comes across like an egotistical piece of shit. I don't like him. And also I don't like how he talks for my Travis either. So there, there, and Brandon, the Kelly Dodd look alike is there. And Matt's like, so you're going to go to this whole game thing tonight,

huh Travis? Good. Because I don't feel like doing it. That's what you hear for Travis. I was like, you were disgusting. Get off my television. I'm like legitimately so thankful that went on the same page. It's just like so good for the kids to have the same structure and discipline in both houses. And Britain is like, she's like,

yeah, and then when things come up, we can call each other. Like, wow, congratulations on having a basic line of communication. So Gina's like, I love having a blended family. That's why I got assigned for marshals that just says, blended. It's going so well that, Priet, not literally don't tick twos, get it?

She's a very important part of my child's life. You know what? Nobody better fuck with bread. That's how I feel about it. And then Gina's talk tick tock is over. It just ended. It literally just ended right now. I'm so sorry everyone. I'm sorry to you, Ronnie. I know you've been you've been doing a lot of good tick tocks lately, but unfortunately, tick tock, the word just got out that that Gina and Britt are doing TikTok together and officially the platform has lost relevance. I can't believe, listen, when I've caught onto something, it's over, I feel like, because I'm like old lady

or old guy, but I think during the pandemic it should have been done when everybody started posting TikToks with their kids. I can't believe it's still going. Actually. I know. I know. So then they start talking about work. Gina's asking him if he's gotten any of his certifications back and he's like, you know, that's a long battle

to get those tests back and stuff. And she says that because of the charges he lost all of his test scores. And so she wants to get his felony's lower because that's what's best for her family. And you know, look, I can get that. I really do. I just don't wanna see it on my TV.

I've really done. Though he looks, I was really mad that he looked so hot in a suit. I was like, damn it. Why do they keep showing those monsters? I need hot monsters. I'm sure I don't need it. I'm not sure.

And he's not, no. So Britt, then they're joking. Britt says, oh my god, Gina, remember you made a meal two years ago? That was really good. And Travis is like, that was the last time she ever cooked anything. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

And then they're just laughter about real Italians. Don't use use dried tomato sauce and real times make pasta. Am I gonna am a real Italian? Why? Yeah. And the Travis is like, I'm just saying that they would make the sauce from scratch

and she's like, real sausage from a jaw. So they are. It's like you're not a real Italian, okay? And don't tell me that anybody in New Jersey or Long Island city, or whatever, would be happy with you being in OCE, they're using your jarred tomato sauce. Shame, just shame all around this family.

Shame. So let's go, there's a part of it. I'm glad to hear you say that, Ronnie, because for some reason, because you know, I was sort of like waiting for my anti-jar tomato sauce thing for later in the episode, but there was a part of me that was like, I know I'm gonna be like anti-jar tomato. thing for later in the episode. But there was a part of me that was like, I know I'm gonna be anti-jar tomato.

This is what I thought was gonna happen. I was like, you can't use a jar, you can't use jar tomato sauce and then you were gonna say, what, that's what you do. You put pasta on a plate, you get a jar, you put some garlic and you pour it on there, you're too fancy for a bit. I would say, what I thought for sauce is a jar. I're too fancy for a bad I would say I thought for

Stasas I thought you might have some fucking kid me. I thought you might have some weird hot take where you were gonna say Ben you were a high full-duty for liking to make your own tomatoes. No I make my you do is doctor it up. Okay. No I know Rachel what's her face with that stupid fucker Rachel? So I'm Rachel Rachel E-O-O The worst she's like the worst nickname Constasas with garlic onion and then jarred ragu like you're disgusting Shame on you who gave you a television you guys. I don't know why I sound so angry today. I'm actually we are we are really

We're getting everything off our chest. Rich of Ray. She might as well have been at that Jimmy Kimmel meal. But she might have probably catered it. Yeah, she might as well have. But no, I make tomato sauce, not every week, but like once every two week, constantly making tomato sauce. I'm really glad I'm even editing currently an anti-video teaching people how to make tomato sauce. It should be up tomorrow with the next day. I'm going to speak to that. Tie it all together.

Old TikToks back. TikTok making some tomato sauce. I'm going to show you how to do it the easy way. Get in here. Listen, this tomato sauce is going to be easier than me. It's a senior in high school. TikTok is back everyone and it's back which made us awesome Nancy. Nancy the Bobo. TikTok is back everyone and it's back which made us awesome Nancy. Even I did a TikTok this week. I did a TikTok about croissants. Too late, Ben.

I did a window, I did my croissant TikTok during the window when Gina made TikTok on cool, but you got in after when it came back. No, I'm officially TikTok failing, so it's okay. I'm just gonna keep doing it anyway till I'm 90 fuck all you I got so I can I say I got so excited with Microsoft video because I uploaded it and then within three seconds It had like 350 views. I was like, oh, it's taken off already and then I was I was so excited And then it was like an hour later 350 two views like oh you fucking platform making me think I was taking off and it's only two views. It's a monster. It's a monster platform.

It is a modernized platform. Okay, guys, no one cares about this, but we do, and that's important. So there's hard rock music playing now, and we're at the Swallows Inn, which I think is hilarious, because it's a time I see. Timmer. So yeah.

Um, there is one of those bars that's bras on the ceiling. It's kind of like hogs and heifers in New York City. If that still is around, I'm not sure if it is. Um, it actually looks really fun. I would totally go this bar. Yeah. It's where they're making like a country bar. It's like a theme where they're like, ha ha, it's a country bar, but it's, people pretend that Orange County is only what we see on the OC,

but no guys, it's not. It's, this bar is real. This is, this is, guys, this is legit. This is real. This is not real ranch, guys. This is real. This is a real bar. So, um, Tamara is like, that's right.

How does that batch? And Emily is sitting there at a table. Hi. Oh my gosh. I love your denim. You trust the porch. Cheers. Better together. I'm glad we're friends, Batch. And, uh, she's like me too, you know, because like, you know, when you're an asshole, I got it because I can be an asshole too, Tamara. You know, I just, um, you called me a little further. Yeah, because you're fucking evil? I'm just, um, you caught me in Lutafada. Yeah, because you're fucking evil.

I love when Tamra gets all victim. You're like, how dare you caught me Lutafada. I mean, I'm pretty sure you're not me. Tamra, did you not notice all the skeletons that rose in the pool when you backed, caught baptized? It was like the end of poltergeist. So Emily is like, well, we see a clip of Emily saying that

when she's like, apparently, Tamara had a day off from her master, Lucifer, and she's come to Earth to let Gina know what's going on. Oh no, I'm gonna have some fried rice to try to just happen to have in my purse. I'm wacky Gina. Well, cheers to you, devil bitch. Yeah.

Cheers to you you devil bitch To you devil bitch. Yes, bitch. So she's like so Tamro like how's your relationship with Shannon these days and Tam was like Like I think that like it's something that like takes up a bit of time and like we went to dinner with her and John the other night And Eddie hadn't been around Shannon in such a long time bitch So we really put them in the hot seat. Oh, that's called the tamer seat. Cause I'm the hottest bitch in our county batch. And then we see a clip of this dinner and Eddie's like, so you working man, where are you

living? So you're going to be able to support Shannon, all of our hundred kids. And we with that about what are you going to get married or what? And John's like, whoa, whoa whoa whoa whoa what do you mean I live in under a bridge and nobody can fit in there okay well it's a very small space so they can take that fit in there that's a it's it's car shaman wishes I would love a shaman dated car well I don't know if I appreciate you going out and getting drunk and having sex with other women. Carl. You look great by the way though. So, Carl, come sit on Daddy's lap. Put your weight on me.

Oh, well, you know, I feel like that is something of a microaggressions because I am trying to actually lose some pounds. So, when you say put your weight on me, I feel like you are actually ridiculing my journey here a little bit, Carl. You want to talk about journeys? I've been online. I'm currently online right now journey here a little bit, Carl. You wanna talk about journeys? I've been online. I'm currently online right now. I don't remember.

That's funny because the twins just got jobs at journeys. They are selling shoes instead of going to their first year of college. I'm so happy. So, she's, the camera's like, you know, like it was fine. The camera basically, you know, they had to do a lot of tap dancing at this dinner basically. And, and I'm sorry, Eddie was fucking rude.

I'm sorry, Eddie was rude. He's like, sell like, he's like, you guys aren't living together. Oh, so you basically can't support Shanna and her kids. Shut the fuck up Eddie. What are you doing? Yeah, Eddie, who immediately quit his job, the second he was married to a woman on television and then tried to arrive her wave of fame for his stupid gym

and now his stupid weed. So shut up, Eddie, okay, you fucking user, transparent user. Also, Eddie said about Shannon, the only good thing about Shannon was David. Let's not forget that. This guy's a real piece of shit. Eddie, yeah. And John, clearly John hates him, because John, it really is. and was David. Let's not forget that. Don't forget that. This guy's a real piece of shit. Eddie.

Yeah. And John, clearly John hates him, because John, it really is. He is kind of like a drunk wasp and he has that like, that smile veneer, but like, there's hatred behind his eyes, which I really like it when it's directed towards someone like Eddie. He does have that. He does have kind of an evil glint in his eyes. But I don't know if he's just exhausted too.

You know when you're woken up in the middle of the night and you're so mad. Like I don't know if it's that kind of anger or if it's evil. I think it's, I think, I don't think he's evil. I just think that he's angry because they showed a scene. It was a flashback from just last week where John was like sank to shan and he says, well, I'm hoping that we can do some more fun things.

And when he said fun things, he had this smile. That was so, like, I didn't hit me last week, but this week it struck me and I was like, oh my God, this guy is so great. So that was him trying to, just in context of that scene, that was him, I think, trying to stay calm and not argue with Shannon because he's like, can we just have a nice dinner?

It's like, wow, wow, nice for you. If you don't have children that you're trying to send a call, it's like, oh we just have a nice dinner? It's like, well, nice for you. You don't have children that you're trying to send to college. Oh my God, I've got so much to do. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, real for real, real for real. We've got to get all this stuff done for real for real. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ahra said, yeah, that was a lot of tap dancing batch. Emily says, well, Heather shared a lot of things with me about their relationship and it's very concerning. And apparently Heather also told Tamra and Gina about stuff going on with the chat. So you never trust Heather, never fucking trust Heather.

Heather will pretend that she likes you, but once Heather hates you, she will always hate you and she will always try to be getting back at you. And she's never going to like Shannon. No matter what she will come after Shannon. How dare you? That is so shitty. I don't even know what this John News is yet. But that is so shitty to go tell the town cryers. So they will tell everybody to ruin Shannon. Heather, you still suck, okay? You might be getting the victim at it right now because everybody's on your ass but this is a nice reminder that you're still a pizza crap. And you suck.

And you're a terrible friend. And I hope they get you. I can't wait till they get you. And Emily's like, um, there's told me multiple things that Shannon has told her about the relationship with John. And it's not great, but it's like fight club starring, huh? Brad Pitt, former husband of Jennifer Aniston, and sort of together with Angelina Jolie,

what are the odds? First rule of Shannon's relationship is you don't talk about Shannon's relationship. Yeah, but she's telling people like, I've been saying Shannon had to hold the head of something for her to be repeating it to somebody, otherwise whether to come from, whether to come from. I think yeah, but the that puts us in an awkward position because I'm friends with Heather, and I want Heather to know she can tell me things, but then she tells me things that I'm like,

well, maybe you should say so. She's telling you because she knows you're going to go repeat it and ruin Shannon's life on camera. What do you think? You're a tool. Literally. But they're being there. It's just upon, man.

But of course, these dumb, dumbs are going to ruin Shannon's life on camera for the sole purpose of being actually able to ruin Heather's life on camera, which is the funniest part. Because now, Tamara's like, I don't know Heather was coming from a place of concern. I think Heather was coming from a place like gossip. So she's going to use this to take down Heather. She doesn't care about Shannon. She wants to take down Heather. I think she wants to take down Shannon too, because Tamara doesn't forgive either.

And Tamara was just hating on Shannon for like years, for two years ever since she got fired. You really think Tamara's gonna be like, oh, everything's forgotten. Now we're best friends again. Oh no, that's not how Tamara works. She's gonna take this information. She's just been handed and she's gonna bring it up on a camera in this episode.

I mean, she's a monster, man. Listen, I just watched our planet too last night. Okay, I know the way nature works. Tamra is going after the alpha right now. Okay, she is the puma that needs to stake its territory. All right, and she does not like that Heather got a whole big like Heather Debrro is back in the OSE. This is Tamara wants to be the queen of the show.

She, like she, but you may have an acetic rhyme with Shannon, but her bigger ax is with Heather. Well, I watch our planet Bravo style and I see Tamara as a possum sitting on a dumpster and someone is, there's two people trying to throw away their trash and Tamara can't even really distinguish their faces because all she can think is My trash shadows my trash bitch. She's like holding up broken She's like carved up soup cans like shives at them like can I be back?

She sees shadows approaching the garbage and just unhappy But actually that's by the, the most tamer thing ever is that tamer possum doesn't even know how to play possum. That's no because possum's lie down and pretend they're dead. Tamer runs like hell. Well, in this case, she actually fashions a shiv and tries to attack. She's run possum. Yeah, all planet.

And we have studied the possum and we've realized they are upset and it's humanity's fault. So this nature show is called our county. So, uh, Tamra, real housewives of all county. Status nature show of all time would be tracking the nature in Orange County. Just be watching lizards getting squashed on the Pacifico highway as cars drive arrow past or faces just being erased, you know, trip by trip to the doctor. Anyway, faces have left the earth. So, um, and it's all fault. So, Tamar is like, yeah, you know what? That makes me feel like she's not a good friend and Shannon is to know that she's not a good friend And I'm like it's like yeah, but like even if we bring it up a little she's gonna be pissed

And she's gonna think we're out to gut her and I don't want to think that that's a motive because the motive is that we're worried We care right and Tim was like she's doing that thing where she her you see her mind spinning if she's just moving her lips But nothing's coming out. I think comes out of her lips just a bunch of gibberish. So Tamra says, Tamra says, well I'm gonna get a lunch this week at a place called Mesabic and after the pull party and I will modly bring it up very very modly I will do it so modly that she won't even have a meltdown and try to raise the production. Well, I will promise not to throw me under the bus because we're in this together, right? And Tamer's like, ah, yeah. That's not a very convincing, yeah.

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