Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Slip n' Snide RHOC Part Two

Episode Date: July 27, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part two of a two parter! Vicki returns to complete the Tres Amigas trifecta on this week's Real Housewives of ...Orange County (S17E08), and Tamra immediately uses her power for evil when she sets Shannon up for an on camera blindside. This week's bonus is a chat about the messy Below Deck Sailing Yacht reunion. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I've been so much fun! I've been so much fun! I've been so much fun! I've been so much fun! I've been so much fun! Well, hello everybody! Welcome back to the show! This is part two of the Real Housewives
Starting point is 00:00:26 of Orange County recap. If you missed part one, it was released earlier today. Thanks for being with us, you guys. We sure love you. Enjoy the show. Now we go to Paris House, Patties, Boot Barty, and everyone's that, like, there's a champagne gun that the bartenders are learning how to use and chen's and towel in her yard getting a fake tan. She's like, here's how I get a fake tan. This is what I do. And I'm just taking a rabbit on my arms just like this.
Starting point is 00:00:51 Looks great, right? Just, you know, streaks are in. You don't have to do that outside. It's very weird. I'm not sure. And does she have a fake lawn? Does she have like a fake grass lawn? It looked like it was an AI generated video.
Starting point is 00:01:07 Just like weird. Like someone put a text prompt, Shannon Bajor putting on bronzer in a lawn with a little pick offense. Yeah, people are like, uh, honey, that lady in a towel is standing out on our putt putt green again. I thought brown would move out of this neighborhood. I thought Bron would move out of this neighborhood. Heather Amin comes, we finally meet Heather Amin. She comes to Tamara's glam room and when Tamara's like, she goes, I didn't bring any underwear.
Starting point is 00:01:39 I said, you know, the reminder, it is. It's hilarious. And then cut to next season, when she's like, have the remains that she wanted to wear eddies under my back. Exactly. That's not a bitch.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Because Heather and Mean goes, I prefer eddies, but that might be another problem. And I love that gentle argument, is that yeah, like Ryan saying that he wanted to fuck you, Tamara, that's just like how we're always talking shit like that. Also, it's comical.
Starting point is 00:02:08 And then here's Heather and me and saying, yeah, I'll take Eddie's underwear. I probably would enjoy that more. She walked into my glamorant and said, I want to wear Eddie's underwear. It will be a thing. And we just makes it her own. I, no, it's gonna, the vibe is gonna to be a first I thought she was joking, but now
Starting point is 00:02:28 I'm not so sure. I wrote the flashback. So then we see party set up party set up. There's a champagne gun. People start arriving. Gina's in some terrible wedged shoes. Good Lord. Gina just continues the streak of just never getting it right.
Starting point is 00:02:45 Taylor is little iceberg lettuce. She made shoes out of iceberg lettuce. Someone please give her some more money. Just like ranch and iceberg on her feet. They're like, is that fresh Gorgonzola on your wedge? I just use the bottle stuff. It has a... It has actually a surprisingly very good support. Jen is in glam and Ryan facetimes in. There's always a woman around her and they're just like talking and he goes, hey, do me a favor before you hang up. I need all the latest numbers because I have a new dick pic I'm working on, so I just
Starting point is 00:03:22 want to get it out there to everyone. Ryan, you are so funny. You're very funny. He's like, I'm actually being pretty serious, but anyway, you're magical. You're magical. Too soon, Ryan. So Emily is saying whatever, she's talking,
Starting point is 00:03:38 there's arrivals. So Taylor sees Emily's friend. Emily has this like blonde bomb shell friend who's gorgeous. And Taylor's like, oh my God, your friend is beautiful. How do you even hang out with this girl? This was crazy. What's the mean cotton candy? Make me tan this.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Taylor sees Gina. She goes, oh look, look, I'm glad you have your smile back. I'm so glad you have your smile. It's because you're just like walking on iceberg. Let us know and you feel nice, right? It's because you're just like walking on iceberg lettuce don't you, it feels nice, right? It's refreshing for your souls, huh? Oh my God, what were you thinking? I was sad or something?
Starting point is 00:04:10 Have you talked to Jen speaking of sad? And Taylor's like, I talked to her yesterday. I think she would just like to be in a relationship with everyone in her business. She can know what I mean. And then Jen comes and she's like, oh my God, there's so many girls here. And we see a blonde, I thought it was Gretchen.
Starting point is 00:04:27 I, did you see that big blonde Gretchen hair? I could have sworn that this really is just like a bunch of, it's a Jennifer and Gretchen. It's a Dr. Jen, it's Alexis Balino. It's a, it's Jimmy Kimmel made the invite list for this. I know. This was a Jimmy Kimmel curated party. That is for sure. So Emily and Heather are talking Heather Dubrow and Heather's like, oh, I was telling Terry,
Starting point is 00:04:55 I had so much fun with you, Emily. Wasn't that fun? Gosh, you're make a wish. Finally came true. You alone time. Heather DeBrow, television's Heather DeBrow. You're welcome. Oh, here, I forgot to give you this. I know you wanted an autograph at the end of that session. So this is my gift to you. Please enjoy. So we see a clip of yesterday, Emily and Heather hung out.
Starting point is 00:05:19 And Emily apologized for being so aggressive. And she's like, oh, we're called not. And then we get a flashback in the flashback of three days earlier when she's like, you're the one who has a phone relationship with a camera. You fake her. I think Emily is a very strong assertive woman.
Starting point is 00:05:38 And I think that's amazing. It just doesn't win it crosses over to aggression and aggressive nature that it's off-putting. And I think in her heart she doesn't win it crosses over to aggression and aggressive nature that it's off-putting and I think in her heart She doesn't mean it so I can get past it Usually I just am worried she's not quite rich enough to be that angry Well, she just betrayed you and sick Tamron you're behind on you behind your back So good luck, okay, you're gonna you're about to see how forgiving Emily is Okay, she's just ruined the rest of your month.
Starting point is 00:06:08 So then we go to Gina and Jen talking and she was like, so how did she end up after Nubu? I was like, oh, come on, Gina. You can pronounce Nubu. Come on. Well, Jen's like, I just think that there's something personal with Tamra that she doesn't understand. I don't understand what's going on with Tamra.
Starting point is 00:06:25 And Emily's like, well, I wonder if Tamra is going to buddrop a bomb show today at the Slip and Slide party. Wow, an Emily party would be the worst place for big drama to happen. Am I right? Did you notice this chick's hat that she was wearing, Jen's hat? I was dying laughing. It's like the girl can't get in. She can't win. She's like a pest can't get in. She can't win.
Starting point is 00:06:45 She's like a pest that they won't really let into the group, but they're also trying to exterminate. She's wearing a screen, she's wearing a screen door hat. Basically, it's a sun hat. I'm gonna show it to you on the screen here. But she's wearing this sun hat. Look what it does to her face. It looks like she's a bug trying to get in a screen door.
Starting point is 00:07:06 It's not funny. Yeah, it's like a straw hat, but it's like mesh, it sort of has a mesh pattern, so the light comes through and it does look like, it does look like she is trying to get into a screen door. She's like, it's just fine to screen door. Like, let me in. Why are they trying to exterminate me?
Starting point is 00:07:22 They won't even let me in this house. So she's upset and she knows already that something's coming for her. It's just what is it gonna be? She's like, what's it gonna be? Another attack on Jen, a feeding frenzy about Jen. I mean, I'm just dressing all in black. Just bury me already.
Starting point is 00:07:39 So Heather meets Perry and then Heather tells her friend, isn't she stunning? I think she's almost 80. I'm going to buy her. I'm just going to buy her. Put her in the flier. So Jen's like, oh my god, we're back to Gina and Jen. She's like, yeah, there wasn't even twalcon to Tamra the other day because that grows the three sheets to the wind.
Starting point is 00:08:06 And Emily's like, yeah, well, Tamra, you're much to drink, but we've all been in that situation. And then we get clips of Emily's greatest hits being drunk and being like, Fuck you, I'm gonna kill you. You're gonna be quiet here. You shut up, you shut up, you better leave this party right now. So, Gina's like, you know what, it seems to me that Tamra wants you to pay for something.
Starting point is 00:08:29 You know, like, no, she doesn't want you to pay it. She wants you to pee. Once you're the camera wants you to pee for something is mainly accent. But for what? I mean, are you really sideways about me meeting Ryan in your gym? Is that really upsetting to you that I met like kind of a younger, hotter version of Eddie at your place of business and then open up my own place of business too? Is that all it is?
Starting point is 00:08:52 That's all we're trying to figure out. It's because you have a gym and Tamer is not having it. She thinks you're a bad friend. So then we go to Tamer and Heather, Heather Amin, who are showing up and Tamer is in Florida. I think that., Heather Amin, who are showing up in Tamer's influence. And Heather Amin's like, now listen, Chame, it's not time to go, Hammy, Tammy. Let's be nice, Tammy, Tammy, they're running to Tammy. Hey, Tammy, no, Amy is Tammy. That's what I was saying, if we were playing pressure luck together. I was really hoping that Tammy Nickerbucker was actually there to be like, oh, Tammy Tammy,
Starting point is 00:09:25 that's just what they call me. So Jen, yeah, they walk in and Jen's like, oh, hi, Heather, I mean, hi, hi, Jen. And Tammy's like, yeah, I think you know Heather. I think you know how they're just like, yeah, a little bit, a little bit. And everyone's just like meeting Heather and me and and everything. And Emily is, Emily starts talking to Heather, Heather DeBro about how she makes sex memories with Shane. And Heather's like,
Starting point is 00:09:51 Heather's like, she's like, you have made a sex tape, is that on your IMDB because I haven't seen that anywhere? Do you watch it? And she has, yeah, and then my ass looks big so I make them delete it and The producers like do you ever make sex tapes to watch yourself with Terry and had her's like he's not union so no I don't even like watching myself on sitcoms. Can you imagine? It's like well. Thank God you're not on any
Starting point is 00:10:18 That must be let's make your life easier. I don't even like enjoying myself on Reba or hot and Cleveland or any of the pilots I did for CBS from 1996 to 1999. So a sex tape get out of here. So Jen just nips it in the bud goes and grabs Heather and me to go have a talk right and all the other girls are watching. Tamara's like they're talking and talking and Jen sets her down and she's like listen, Heather, Heather, I mean, I just, I don't even know where it's start. I mean, I reached out because everything that Tamra is throwing at me is like, supposedly,
Starting point is 00:10:52 it's coming from you. And Heather's like, what's everything? Exactly. What is everything? What are one eye frizzing out? What is it? What's it like? Just all of Ryan's past and Heather, I mean,
Starting point is 00:11:03 it's like, well, I'll tell you what hurts me is that when you texted me and threaten me and said, you're going to hurt me professionally, knowing I don't have any profession whatsoever. And it jumps like, how did I threaten you? And then we see the attacks. I'm sure, sure, from a personal and professional standpoint, you would not want us sharing any of your personal info, which is not a threat. I'm sorry. I'm team Jen.
Starting point is 00:11:27 So then we get a close up of this chick, Heather's double crucifix Netflix necklace. She's pure evil. Not being, I'm not, by the way, I'm not saying Christians are evil. I'm saying fake phony people who use religion to hurt like as a shield so they're able to hurt other people without taking any blame. That's what I'm calling evil. For anybody that gets all pissed off at me. So I've been saying it all thing. But never trust someone with a double crucifix. And by the way, if you're wearing one reconsider. That single is good. A double you're trying too hard. Okay, so back to it.
Starting point is 00:12:05 So Heather's like, you were threatening me. And Jen's like, what do you think it feels like, Heather? What do you think this feels like? Do you think this feels good for me? Do you think it feels good? And Heather means like, you're assuming all the information is coming for me just because it's all coming for me.
Starting point is 00:12:21 And so Jen tells, says, are you kidding me? Who's not honest here? And so Heather says, I don't like lies told about me that I'm sending pictures. I'm doing this, I'm doing this, I'm doing da da da da da da da. I didn't. And do I think Ryan's going to go and send me a dick pic? I never even had a relationship with him like that. And Jen's like, yeah, exactly. So like when you get that, now you have to know it wasn't for you, right? Do you understand the logic that you're saying? Do you understand how you're undermining your own gossip? Yeah, she's so stupid.
Starting point is 00:12:50 She's like, yeah, I mean, who's not, no, she goes, uh, yeah, this information's not coming for me. Why are you assuming? And then it cuts the timer going, vid if have a mean said that when he started walking to the gym, he said he wanted to fuck me. Yeah, but Heathera mean got a dick pic from it. Like, God, that's who said it.
Starting point is 00:13:08 What do you think Tamra is going to be honest about you and nobody else? I think so. Right. So Heathera Ming is like, well, then who was the dick pic for? I'm like, Jen's like, it was for me. Heather's like, really? I feel like you play this dumb role. I'm not playing a dumb role. See you, not understanding the dumb role is feel like you play this dumb role. I'm not playing a dumb
Starting point is 00:13:25 role. See you not understanding the dumb role is actually literally you playing the dumb role. Do you understand what I'm saying here? No. God, you're doing it again. I'm sorry. I just don't get what you're saying. You're speaking English. Come on. You're not that dumb. So then Shannon, um, listen, you can't put one past me two plus two weeks plus five. So God damn it. Shadow and I'm sorry, but also Jen is hurting her own thing here too, because Jen was saying that Ryan's dick pick was sent to his entire phone book. So when Heather Amin is like, oh really,
Starting point is 00:13:59 you're just playing dumb. Who is this dick pick supposed to go to? And she goes, me, she didn't say, it wasn't just you, it was this whole phone book who is this dick pick supposed to go to and she goes me she didn't say it wasn't just you It was his whole phone book who got the dick pick. Imagine you so Jen's also foolish it So Shad and talking to Tamara. She goes well. I mean she says that there she says that she you know, you know Jen says that she had Ryan are in therapy her and Ryan's that's good and Tamara's like Therapy's a psychic. It's not even a real thought best. So Heather good and Tamer's like, ah, there a piece of psychic. It's not even a real therapist. So, Heather, Heather DeBro joins them because, hi, this television is Heather DeBro. I'm here. I've just been walking around this backyard pretending to be a new cast member of selling
Starting point is 00:14:38 OC. Anyway, I just walked by Jen and Heather. Is everything okay? And Tamer's like, do I need to go over there? I should probably go over there. I want to go over there, because this is sort of supposed to be a scene that I was supposed to be on something to go over there. I know, she's like, I orchestrated this shit, you know? It's like mad and violent, Leonard Burns seemed to my side story, that's.
Starting point is 00:14:55 So she marches over there and Shannon follows her and Emily goes over there to everyone's going over there. And Tamra's like, Oh, it's not right, Heather and me, and it's because I'm on out three of us, it's not right. Heather remains. Because someone after me, I'm not just out there. So she's not going to get her screen time stolen. She jumps right up on that dumpster and sits there with her trying killer mouth and dare to try. She also has to make
Starting point is 00:15:15 sure they don't actually reconcile and that they can like, that like she makes sure that she and Heather, I mean, can still be anti-gen. Right. So Shannon and Tamara sit down and Heather amines like, um, guys, I'm just trying to explain that I'm not sabotaging her or ruining her life. And Jen's like, well, I was just saying that I'm more sick of the judgment of mind, mind, mind, and Ryan's life. I mean, you can judge it, you can critique it, you can think whatever you want, I guess. And Heather's like, we're not judging it, but you're not being honest.
Starting point is 00:15:45 So I go, my God, you are a camera trained. Yeah, and Jen's like, well, what am I not being honest about? And Heather Meens says, do I need to go there? And Jen says, well, I said this to her, and I got an napkin thrown in my face. And she's like, well, I found out. If I found out, my boyfriend, that I was in love with, that I left my husband and family for,
Starting point is 00:16:03 did what he did did and when she, the implication is that when they were on their break, Ryan and Jen, that Ryan went and slept with someone else during their quote unquote break. So I mean, the other means like, this was so bad that he did that. And didn't it sound like, didn't she say it was on her birthday too?
Starting point is 00:16:19 She's like, if I found out on my birthday, then my boyfriend, did she love that? I was like, oh my God. My boyfriend who I loved and who left my family for as I come on God, they're just shitting all over a gem story, you know, gem. Yeah, lie. And so, Tamara's like, yeah, I mean, they're not gonna break.
Starting point is 00:16:35 I mean, what is this, friends? Oh, we broke up on the day, did somebody get in break up? You cheated and you got caught. So, Jen's like, well, of course, this whole world on a break thing hurt. But it's not a Nancy Drew mystery that they just solved. I mean, there's no new information here and it still hurts. It's still hurts. Is that what you want to know? Is that what you want to know? So then other mean is like, I would be
Starting point is 00:16:55 devastated and you had zero reaction. Where are your feelings? Wait, so Shannon now jumps out. I'm hello. Someone in a very state of relationship would like to advocate for this woman. Thank you. She has feelings. She has plenty of feelings. And I don't think you should get involved. I don't think so at all. Nothing's wrong.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Nothing's wrong with John Jansen. Go, go. And I'm like, you know, Shannon, she's got a help because the other ladies are still watching. She was like, oh my god, why Shannon going over there? And then there's like, are we terrible for not trying to help? I should have gotten those messy matches. That would have been hilarious.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Ha ha ha ha ha. Warm mess, is that what it said? So Shannon's like, listen, it's a lot to be taken in to take in when you're in a happy relationship and you're hearing all this stuff from this person and that person and mainly Tamara. And then like that's not possible by your boy. It's just, it's a lot to take in.
Starting point is 00:17:46 You know what I mean? Does he live under a bridge? Yes. Does he, does he want to move with me? No. All right, is everything great and perfect? Yes. Where, where, where,
Starting point is 00:17:56 where we talk about John Janssen? I'm, I'm sorry, I got lost in, I lost the thread here a little bit. Does he put, when stressing on the wrong shelf in the refrigerator so that when you open it up, it falls on the floor? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. because he put brand stressing on the wrong shelf in the refrigerator so that when you open it up it falls on the floor. Yup.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Yup. Yup. Yup. So Tamar just rolls her eyes and gets a rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and I'm hitting on your butt and sexually trying to say how much. And so I was like, I was making the point that you and I would joke about it. And I didn't understand the uncomfortableness suddenly that you were saying you felt so uncomfortable within making a joke when we joke all the time. Like, I just don't get it, Tamara. And Emily's like, um, just because I'm the host,
Starting point is 00:18:37 I just wanna make sure everything's okay. So I'm here now too. I was like, oh my God. Thanks for checking it. I was checking it. I'm not a whole, anybody want to see it. So Heather means like, I my God. Thanks for checking it. I was watching my bottle hole, anybody wanna see it? So Heather means like, I get upset because you're not standing up for yourself.
Starting point is 00:18:50 And it's not me saying I'm out for Jew Jen because I love you. I mean, what part of me telling all of Orange County that Ryan wanted to fuck someone else and then sent me a dick pick says that I don't love you. I don't get this. And she was like, yeah, honestly, it just comes from caring because you're trying to me and into situation, Frank. And Taylor's like, oh my God, why don't you two just talk?
Starting point is 00:19:15 I don't know that everybody needs to be here for this talk. I mean, this is just, I feel like I'm very do I'm sick of this relationship. I don't even know where I am. This is fucking guy. I'm sick. I don't want the story line needs to be over. Can we go after someone like Heather to bro? Okay. So I started this episode off at a corn dog place called the fun zone. And this is where we ended up. I literally brought everyone to an amusement park to try to bring some different energy to the show. And this is where we are. So now Taylor's talking to Jen and she's or Tamra, I'm sorry. She goes, listen, I over drank and I apologize for throwing a napkin in your face. I've literally been crying, beating myself up. And I thought, if I throw a napkin in her face,
Starting point is 00:20:01 she will understand what it's like when Ryan throws his penis in all of our faces. Okay? And you've got these so much batch. And I just want you to be honest and struck and that's a batch. And I don't want you to be like, we're on a break. Not back up, I'm crying. Yeah, so Heather and Tamer have come in here as the victims. Basically, they're both like, look, he cheated on you.
Starting point is 00:20:24 We're just trying to help. Okay. Well, that's good because I believe that Ryan is a cheater. And you guys saying Ryan is a fucking low, low down dirty piece of shit cheater, sending dick pics to people. You shouldn't be dating him. That's a good friend, right? You guys are trying to bring this woman on TV and just drag her over the cold. Stop pretending that you're not. You're such fakers. Yeah. So Jen's like, well well we didn't know where it was going to end up and in my mind, taking that time wasn't taking time with other people because I didn't do anything and for this to keep coming up is a lot, I'm trying to move forward
Starting point is 00:20:56 and I'm trying not to go back to it and I don't want to go back to it. She's basically saying like, you guys aren't telling me anything new and it's really hurtful and I I've been just trying to move forward, and you guys are just opening up the wound again, so fuck you guys. Yeah, she's basically like, look, I left my husband for this guy, then he cheated on me, now I'm stuck.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Like, what am I supposed to do? He's still really hot, he's still hotter than will, and I wanna keep fucking the guy, okay? Maybe I know that he's not good for me, okay? I don't eat M&Ms because they're as healthy as an apple. I eat them because they're peanut M&M's and they're delicious. Okay? I know that that red number eight could probably cause cancer or something, but I'm still going to eat it. Okay? And I just need you guys to back the fuck off. I don't need you to support my habit of overeating, but I need you to not hate me for it. If you can't
Starting point is 00:21:40 be my friend, just please don't be my enemy. Isn't that a Taylor line? Yes, that is. So Jen says, Jen's like, you know, it's just like, it's just a cycle that keeps it repeating itself with Tamara. Like, shame on you for hurting me once. Shame on me, because I let you keep doing this. I feel like there was a saying in there that I, did I get that right? No, and also you're saying with the cheater so that saying is now no one void. Okay George W
Starting point is 00:22:08 It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial Chambers like what is that? And it's a champagne gun, which means it is time for a wacky time so it's a big slip and slide segment and wacky time. So it's a big slip and slide segment and Heather's running around going, that is such a good, bad waste of champagne and a gun. I love champagne. I'm Heather too, bro. And then Emily and Gina are first down the slip and slide producers are so mean when when Emily hits the slip and slide with her boobs, they lily insert a sound effect and goes boom. I was like wow. They went crazy with the sound effects. Shannon does it
Starting point is 00:22:54 and Shannon can never get down the whole slip and side and every time she goes it's like brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and they make this like ripping sound? Yeah, Shannon does it the way I do, because I think I've done slip-and-slip and I've like once in my life, but I am not comfortable with curling myself face forward onto the ground. So I would do it the way Shannon does, which is like I'm going to run and then slowly decelerate so I can have a soft landing on my knees
Starting point is 00:23:16 and then lower my chest onto the slip-and-slide and, huh, strange, I have only gone forward one foot on this device. I was a huge slip-in slider as a kid. We loved them where I grew up, but I grew up in El Paso, which was a desert. And so, you can never get a slip-in slide. Like, there's no such thing.
Starting point is 00:23:35 Slip-in slide made so much money on desert towns because you, especially me, like, little fat kid, I'm like running and like throwing myself onto this thing. And then eventually you go over a rock every single time. Oh, no. You know, you're like breaking fat kid, I'm like running and like throwing myself onto this thing and then eventually you go over a rock every single day. Oh no. You know, you're like breaking a rib, you're ripping the plastic and you just go by another one because what is going to compete? I mean, we did try with the glad trash bags together and all that.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Listen, nothing's going to be the slip inside. I made a lot of money. Wow. That is, I never thought about that, but that's yeah, that's that's harsh Also, by the way the Orange County's of the slide has a special feature of Water coming clean with spray tan so like all the waters brown that they're sliding through They say it's nasty froth on top of the water. Oh
Starting point is 00:24:20 planet Hello, how swabs of all county water planet. Hello, this is our county for water. Cause what unfortunately? Well, that's the that's the that's the that's the part of the end of the nature special where they lecture. They say, unfortunately, these animals will no longer be able to thrive as the waters in Orange County turn brown with spray tan. Yeah, that's my favorite part of every episode of our planet is when he's like, isn't this gorgeous? Now they're all dead because of humans. Oh, I just remembered what happened at the end of episode three and you are going to cry, Ronnie. I'm so excited for you
Starting point is 00:24:57 to see it in a bad way or a good way. No, no. Well, you'll just a dog lick a cow. You know, I love that. Well, you'll just get a dog lick a cow. You know, I love that. No, it's just, there's, there's, well, you may cry in a bad way, but I think you'll cry. I think you'll be, I think you'll have a range of emotions because I'll just say, there's a baby elephant. Oh, I love a baby elephant.
Starting point is 00:25:17 God, this is so, because you have to watch it get born though. I'm still proud. I get triggered because one time I was scrolling through Facebook and it was just like elephant birth because I followed these elephant things. And I just, you know, no birth is gross. It's nature guys, but wow, I just, when you're not ready, you know, and I had like a piece of, you know, something going into my mouth and I was just like, whoa, whoa, let's say just
Starting point is 00:25:38 splurde it right out. The elephant's walking along and it's just like, and it just drops it. It just drops it just drops listen I'm still traumatized from city slakers. I was not expecting a calf birthing scene in that movie and to this day I'm still like whoa But um Yeah, no, there's a big elephant moment Maybe elephant moment, but you know, I was saying it's it you'll be largely happy
Starting point is 00:26:02 But it's like sad because it's like, now the habitat is being destroyed. You know, one of those things. Yeah. Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, more slip and slide. So Heather is like, hello, I'm televisions had the Debrot and I am someone of the people. I am going to participate in a slide and slip here. Let me put on my wetsuit. So Heather, yeah, has to be covered Ted had to tow in her Burkimi
Starting point is 00:26:44 or whatever she's brought to wear She's like I've been to water parks, which is first of all a large like I will not touch Poor people water park stuff. So therefore I'll be covered head to toe to make sure I get no Heather in me on me Yeah, and Emily's like I thought I was gonna have a party with hot friends and their bikinis When I get Shannon and her spanks and how they're looking like a well-trained or a sea world. And then we see them try it again and Shannon, they're just doing that noise for Shannon all the way down to the halfway mark where she makes it. It's just like... I guess I just don't have any moment.
Starting point is 00:27:25 I guess you could say this is a metaphor from a relationship with John Janssen. Ha, ha, ha. They were very happy. We're very, very happy. So then we go to another scene and much like people listening to this podcast are saying right now, I said, it's still going.
Starting point is 00:27:41 Yeah. It's still going. So it's Gina. First of all, they show footage of downtown Los Angeles, which didn't make any sense to me. And then then we see Gina and Travis had an Italian market and they get salami and Travis is like, or Gina's like, he has a dick pick for you.
Starting point is 00:27:56 I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make that joke in front of you. And Travis is like, yeah, you should send that picture like it's a dick pic to the girls. So that's what she means, Demi. Like joke. Yeah, joke.
Starting point is 00:28:11 And Emily brings some crispy creams to Shane in his office and Shane's like, oh, how has the pull party to tamer take our top off? And Emily's like, oh, that's like saying, it's the sky blue, is grass green. And he goes, is Shane handsome. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no then we go to Dr. Laney in a two-it-of-healer, and you know what I said, didn't you? Bullshit, you fucking charlatan.
Starting point is 00:28:51 I hope they fucking take your license. I'm calling the better business beer of God damn burglar. Get up my train. Well, they're in the back room of Zensations in the therapy room, in two-it-of- healer, my ass crack. And so Dr. Lanny is like, would you feel comfortable,
Starting point is 00:29:10 because Jen and Ryan are there, would you feel comfortable doing, going as, doing like maybe some cleaning, clearing some of the energy here out of your body, and Jen's like, why don't you lead us? Okay, okay. Okay, okay. Haaaaaaaaaaaaa, thanks. That's $50. But also, you know, not to take her seriously.
Starting point is 00:29:48 Her office is a TV console, okay, up against the wall with two lamps on it. And then she's sitting in an office chair next to it with her feet on an ottoman of the office. And then she's got certificates of bullshit because what a intuitive healing gift certificate to the fuck gives you that. A intuitive visit to kinkos is what those certificates were. Intuitive renting at the kinkos computer long enough
Starting point is 00:30:17 to print in a funky font. But then she went even further and had that shit printed to canvas. Who prints graduation certificates on Canvas, ma'am? Get the fuck out of here, Laney. So then we go to Alexis's mother, by the way, from earlier in the episode, that faceless teenager Alexis.
Starting point is 00:30:38 This is probably where she came from. Dr. Laney and to it, if you'll like. I generally feel bad for Alexis at this point. Just because it comes Laney and two of you there. I generally feel bad for Lexus at this point. Just because it comes Laney. But Ryan is trying not to laugh by those. They do a close up of Ryan and he's like, mm-hmm, he is trying so hard not to laugh and Jen's just loving it.
Starting point is 00:30:56 So then we go to Heather's, Heather's like working out or something. She's like, oh, Terry, look, I'm trying to get my abs back and he goes, the abs are there. You look fantastic. Oh. Terry really is like, wow, Heather, your body looks great.
Starting point is 00:31:12 God, let me look at, wow, Heather, she's like, can you at least pretend that you have seen your wife's body in the last decade? Like, he looks like he's never seen her before. And she goes, well, it is your birthday tomorrow. Why don't I rub my buttocks against your kneecap? It's like, wow, if we were on Survivor, you just started a spark. So that's something good for you. So then we just go here.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Dr. Laney's still going and then Ryan, then it just stops and she looks at them and Ryan goes, wrote my journal last night, she goes, good, good for you. Very good Ryan. So was it, was it words? It was a dick. It was a dick. It was a actual dick pick, like a literal picture that I drew. But I didn't send to anybody.
Starting point is 00:32:17 You're learning. Well, really, I just didn't have stamps. Actually, do you have any stamps? Ryan. She's like, I actually do. So, okay, here's something that I would love to normalize. Also, let's normalize not having Gina and Travis scenes late in the episode.
Starting point is 00:32:38 I don't need our penultimate scenes to be Gina and Travis anymore. I feel like there's been like three times the season where we're closing it. We're starting to like, we're bringing the landing the plane, the transcomment to the station and we have to stop everything for Gina and Travis at home, talking about shit. Like I literally, I can't do this anymore. I'm with you.
Starting point is 00:32:58 So she has made dinner and she's like, yeah, I made it romantic. And we see her beautiful table. And so she goes off about jarred sauce again. And how no one at home knows that she used jarred sauce. Yes, they do, Gina. Okay. That's why they sure you're going away party a week early. They're like, what?
Starting point is 00:33:17 We thought it was today. God, that terrible Gina was so sorry. Okay, go now. Go, bye, bye. We've already changed the locks in your old house, go. There's nothing about Gina, looking at Gina that says, this is someone who makes her own tomato sauce. Radgou, rad, radgou, radgou, bitch.
Starting point is 00:33:33 Radgou, radgou, radgou, radgou, radgou, radgou, bitch. So, radgou, radgou, radgou, rad right? So, Gina's been during up for her real estate license. Yeah. She's already passed one test, and now she's taking a bunch of little tests, and she's excited,
Starting point is 00:33:54 because she's going to be able to, you know, she's excited to be able to start showing homes and, you know, making people want to take guests up of the market after she walks through. Yeah. And she's like, oh, you know, you know who I've been talking to? Dave and Julia, we've been talking about tests.
Starting point is 00:34:11 And then we get a clip of Dave who is terrifying. That's all I'll say about Dave. I don't know if Dave seems to dream of being on the cover of audio books. That's what I'll say about Dave. So, you know, like self-help audio bucks, which if you want one, you should get at audible.com slash credits. Hoping. So Gina is like, thicken it, take me out and show me
Starting point is 00:34:33 how to show homes, you know? And Travis is like, yeah, you can, it's just, this is for you, because you get to talk a lot and see fancy shit at the same time. Gina goes, oh my God, I haven't worked in such a long time. I mean, the caracala is more of like a long-term investment. I'm like, that means it's not making any money.
Starting point is 00:34:52 That's what that means. It means it's gonna be many years before it ever makes a profit if at all. But you know what though, I'm actually like really proud of myself because like, I opened up a jar of ragu today. So, yeah, they're talking about, they're just still talking about real estate. The Chino, yeah, she's like, she's on track.
Starting point is 00:35:10 She's passed in prerequisite exams, et cetera, et cetera. And he's like, so do you think you're gonna hate working with me? And she's like, he's like, do you think I'm gonna get on your nerves? And she says, I don't know. I mean, my life is on a different track than I do. What? And he goes, well, do on a different track than I do. What? And he goes, well, do you wish that you'd stayed on that track? Or are you happy with the track that you're on now?
Starting point is 00:35:32 It's like, oh my God. No, what? Is this their whole relationship as therapy? This is not good. Where your whole relationship is your partner giving you therapy over shit? That's not good. I feel like it gives them too much power over your brain.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Oh my God, you know what, I've been thinking about this a lot. And like, I know now that like I didn't properly process like a lot of the trauma with like Matt and I. And like I think a big part of that is like, I was like drinking and I was like, stopped drinking and she's I talked about like not drinking. Well, there's a giant red wine glass in the foreground, like it's half the screen.
Starting point is 00:36:04 I just like don't want to drink anymore. like I don't need any more drink in me and like I just like I couldn't ask for a better life. I mean sometimes when I sit there in the sunlight between 135 pm and 138 pm which is the only time the sun shines in this house I just think I'd love this track that I'm on now. Hmm. What's a really wine sitting in the picture? I don't know what to say. Travis was, Travis was drinking wine, but it just was funny.
Starting point is 00:36:32 I don't know, I just, I just think it's funny when she's talking about like, thank God I stopped drinking wine and it's in the foreground. So it's literally this huge wine glass on the screen. It just was a, it was a funny image darling. Darling. So it's like well now it's a true fresh start. I mean not for the sauce because it's a joke. It's a road to. Fresh in a way that
Starting point is 00:36:54 jar it isn't. So then camera gets out. She's being driven to a restaurant. She tells her driver. She's like, Hey, there's some mean birds around here. I might be right back here. I might be might be right back here. Right. Slaps around the ass. They're at Mozambique restaurant, which I'm like, I can only imagine what Mozambique restaurant of Lugan Beach really is. Like, I just got scared. I just get, I get more scared than Jimmy Kimmel's dinner parties. So guess who's there? Guess who's there at Mozambique?
Starting point is 00:37:25 It's Vicki Gumbelsen and Tamer runs up to her and they play the original Orange County theme song when they show Vicki, which is kind of funny. Yeah, they play it and then they show like the black and white Mickey Mouse turning the big wheel on the steamboat. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, which is kind of terrifying sounding. It always has been so to just have it under
Starting point is 00:37:49 Vicky's face doing her like her big, big, weird smile. So, uh, Tamara's like, I've got to have shots. I'd be shocked if you didn't have shots. Vicky really knows how to whoop it up. Back. And she's like, I haven't seen you in like three months, but you're not, you're never home. And because like, yeah, well, I've been traveling a lot. So I've been like, I have toothbrushes everywhere. Like I'm spending my time in Newport Beach and like, put it by Arta and like, Cotto.
Starting point is 00:38:15 But like, I'm like about another house in Pacific Beach. And then Brianna's in Illinois. And I've been dating a really nice man for about a year now. And the producer's like, how's your sex life? She's like, oh, sex life is great. Like, he's incredible. Have you seen him?
Starting point is 00:38:28 And just like those photos, the guy I've been on. Oh, it just, yeah. It's really, yeah. Like, you just heard zippers like start busting open all over America. And Tom was like, you got to be a fashioner because she said she's around the corner. She's going to be having just a minute. Okay, let's every take the shot. And she's like you got a bit for Shannon cuz she said she's around the corner She's gonna be having just a bit of okay, why does everybody say the shot and Shannon's like what?
Starting point is 00:38:48 What? Who's who's who's Who's it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Hey, you know what we should do? We should all put on the brairos and do a show at a comedy club and say, we're the Trace Amiga's. That'll go over so well. God, that was, if you guys haven't seen that, you might wanna look that up. Those cultural sensitivity at its finest.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Really covering all the bases on this episode. So, I was like, wow, being with Tamron Vicki, you really elevate to crazy fun. Buen Topo with the Trace Amigas. And so they start doing shots and Vicki's going, we're back, we're back. The key is like in wrestling, you know, it's like the Vic, the Vicki's curious back. I'm here and I'm not taking any crap from anybody. Ugh. Laura, thank you for bringing us back together. I miss my friends.
Starting point is 00:39:50 I love to whoop it up again. Whoop it up. So she's doing the whole Vicky thing in chess. I'm not going to lie. I don't take that many shots, except for when I'm around these two girls or when I'm not around these two girls. So it's not really the only time I take these shots. God, I'm only drunk when I'm not around these two girls, those are really the only times I take these shots.
Starting point is 00:40:09 God, I'm only drunk when I'm around these girls or waiters or nobody, really, or everybody. One morning, one night, while I'm sleeping, what I wake up, only 10. That's the only time I ever have shots. So then we get clips of them being whacking and drunk together. And um, a shana's like, well, I literally haven't eaten today. And just because I cut up it, it's, we're having fun. I think that forceful fun on people.
Starting point is 00:40:38 And I'm sorry for everybody's ears. This is not, no, no, it's gonna be an easy recap to get through. It's fine. It's fine. Listen, we did two episodes of Asia Voice on below deck this week, so I think everyone's Everyone's used to it So termas like feckin your nepposite show and batch. That's a very sexy bri-ha bunch Oh, yeah, well that way I crash this pan is okay, except where I thought and I'm with the eyes
Starting point is 00:40:58 But everything's because everyone's getting older. Okay, and so time was like hey, have you talked to like Emily and Gina and Heather Vickie? Because like, well, I don't talk to Heather or Emily because that, you know what, they're not my wheelhouse. Okay, good job. But I just see Heather a year ago. And that was a bit sad to finish because she put the little, I'm an insurance company and I'm below her. Like who's close with Heather? Who? You shut it? Are you close with that? Come on, Shedding. Come on. And she's like, well, go ahead, Ben. Sorry. No, well, well, thank you, Heather. Me basically, I was like, I was like, well, I mean, we had a bit of a, a rocky year last year. And Temer goes to find Rocky
Starting point is 00:41:37 Batch. And then the editors, some of their finest work was synchronizing Shannon talking about her rock year with Heather cross cut but at the on screen at the same time of Heather going if you ever come from me or my family again it was brilliant it was so funny and because Shannon didn't even say anything she discussed yeah well we did spend time together over the summer Nick closes up on her face and she just starts doing that, looking around, thinking, pressing her lips. So she's like, hmm, you think about the good times we've had over the summer and how everything is healed.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Well, surely they will not be playing clips over my eyes, going back and forth very slowly in pressing my lips like this. Oh, it will cost you a lot, lot, lot, lot, lot, lot, lot. Not saying this as a threat, threat, threat. I'm saying it as a promise, that says, says, says, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, not, I think that's what I'm about to be. That's what I'm about to be. So do you confide in having to brobatch? And chance like, oh, well, you know, something, something they have in terms of,
Starting point is 00:42:50 do you feel like she would ever repeat what you think? Confidence? I'm trying to. No, I do know that nobody except Heather knows that I am allergic to the leaves from broccoli. So that's, oh, God, did I just say that? Oh, please. I'm going to come up with another test.
Starting point is 00:43:05 I do believe that she has evolved. I mean, she says that's where she keeps Richard Marx. So she literally has evolved in that basement. And Tamara does her make her looking around and moving her lips face like, oh, wow. Am I gonna tell the bitch? I'm gonna tell the bitch.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Am I gonna tell the bitch? And Shanley knows that face. So she says, oh, so if you've ever heard things about me, Am I gonna tell the bitch and Shanley knows that face so she is Oh So if it's both true Her things about me recently is this recently or just two years ago or four years ago So certainly not as as as as soon as this month when we became best friends again And I opened up to her about everything for three hours in the phone
Starting point is 00:43:42 I don't break it up. Don't break it up. And because if it's evolved, it's evolved. If that thought's not insured, then it's not even really a good thought. And Shannon's like, are you kidding me right now? I can't remember. You can't do this to me. You can't do this. Come on, you have to have a vault too. Vault's evolved. Come on, you can't don't bring this up on the air. Don't do this. I am, I'm mic'd. I'll tell you in a minute. I will tell you everything's fine.
Starting point is 00:44:03 I know we get the full movie. Boom. So I can't do not you in a minute. I will tell you everything's fine. I know we get the full movie I can't do not do this to me. Are you all right? I'll tell you in a minute She gets up and she walks over to the production crew at the corner of the restaurant and she goes, oh listen I'm not gonna air a relationship that I don't know this is just I As I Just Just comes on the air and check they're gonna talk about my relationship. That's not okay Is that what you're gonna talk about? Tana ma cuz Tana was over there not to and Tana were just cuz yeah
Starting point is 00:44:34 She was like yeah, I'm gonna do I am done. I am done bravo bravo fucking bravo What it is right this is gonna destroy everything my relationship is over! This is on the air, this is over! I'm in Vicki's left alone at the table and just go, and then there was one. Ha! We're in her Vicki's scream. Man, Tamra is just a fucking monster,
Starting point is 00:44:57 and this one, Shannon, still trusting the wrong people over and over and over trusting Heather do bro have you lost your god damn mind What do you think that John did if you heard? I don't know what John did. I think that he probably just was emotionally closed off and got sick of it like that's all, that's the only thing I can... Well, it seems to be something big because they're like bringing up John as she knows she said something that's gonna just, she told Heather something, that Heather is now telling everybody.
Starting point is 00:45:33 So it seems like something not good, but I don't know. I don't know, but yeah, well, maybe John just does not like being on the show. Maybe John is uncomfortable with their relationship being on the show. And so by her, like, maybe John just does not like being on the show. Maybe John is uncomfortable with their relationship being on the show And so by her like maybe she brings this up and then just Knowing that whatever it is that's brought up is gonna put John in a hot seat in some way She knows that's going to be the thing that's gonna break break John her and John I think it's gonna be something about John getting so wasted that they had a big blow-out fight and that John
Starting point is 00:46:04 Left her in a restaurant because they mentioned that before, remember when Emily's like, yeah, then Shannon says like, John Leaver in restaurants or something. Yeah, am I making that up? Maybe that was a made up line from us. I don't even know what's made up anymore.
Starting point is 00:46:16 If the, I don't know what's made up either, but if that relationship is already so perilous that like something gets mentioned on the air, then it's probably already over. And actually, as we know, it ends. It's done. It was, they were already in the crappies montage of in memory of this year. Oh, really? Yes. Oh gosh. Well, they're going to get another go with that this year. Well, everybody, this has been so much fun. Thank you for being with us for two solid episodes
Starting point is 00:46:47 of Real Housewives of Orange County. That is something. Sorry we keep putting out these doubles, but listen, we gotta talk it through. There's a lot to talk through, like, Zentastics, okay. Thank you. Zentations, thank you, I can remember.
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