Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Tacos Al Pastorms

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

Shannon goes on a downward spiral after attendance for her taco party plummets on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E11).  Perhaps the most deranged and hilarious episode of the season.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88188406See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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is the beautiful and wonderful Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how you doing today? Well, aren't you a little sweet Pete? Hi, man. Hi, how's it going? Good. I know video. I'm so excited. Love it.

So excited. It was a great episode of Orange County. How good was it? So good. I'm going to be coming to Palm Springs. So I'm going to be back in Cali tomorrow. I'm going to go to LA for a couple of days to see how he's gonna miss a gig.

I'm gonna have a, I know, that's fucking sex. My only true gift is there. I'm going, and we'll not know. I know, because I was thinking maybe I would join you for the Beyonce concert, but I'm going east for a Bar Mitzvah for my, my, my, cut. I guess I want to say like my nephew, but it's actually my cousin's son.

So, I would do you do me a favor and just whenever he's around, everyone's telling him how great he is, would you just kind of mutter? It's not Beyonce. Yeah, I'm gonna be like, listen. This is cousin, by the way, actually, this is cousin Melissa's son. Everyone knows cousin Melissa, because cousin Melissa, famously tracked down to Loris in a restaurant while we were recording live in Pittsburgh. So, as her son is having a bar mitzvah,

so I'm gonna go over there and celebrate his not Beyonce bar mitzvah. We're gonna, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm just gonna like install a wind fan by the Torah and see like if that sort of experience will look at it. And wear a scarf, because your hair is not long enough. So just make sure you can always be blowing. Just a little blue hat.

Not be on sale. When he's doing his half Torah, I'll be like, sweet dreams are a bit of a nightmare. I like him. I'm saying I'm I'll be like, drunk in a tall hood. Shabbat.

Shabbat. She's surfboard. She's surfboard surf torrent surf torrent. Oh, yeah. So I'm sad I'm going to be missing you, but I know there's, you have plenty of

friends that are going to keep you company. I'm excited for your journey, but honestly, I'm excited because we're on video as usual and I'm really excited about today because today, people may not realize this. I am broadcasting from a traffic circle in Orange County right now. That's your holy mother, you sure are. We're gonna go around and around. I found a webcam from the city of Orange in Orange County from like their city hall.

And so if you're wondering why they're a heart, a series of cars driving around my head, that's why. Can I say, doesn't look like the best tap. I'm just judging the cars that are going by, and I feel like we're being oversold on the show. I feel like everyone in that little square stupid one. I feel like every car is being driven by Jen and she's like oh oh blessed I just missed that I said okay we'll go around again She's been going around 45 minutes in the traffic circle. She's going around the traffic circle, but all she sees in the middle is a yoga studio.

Like, nope, you're just talking, I have to rent something around. We're gonna do yoga, we're gonna do this traffic circle because it's outside and that's my new yoga studio, so. Yeah, that's yoga. I'm surprised she has not staked out that circle in the middle for yoga. By the way, these are low rent cards like pick up trucks

And I'm telling you like you know I know it's like no offense to anyone who's watching. It's like how dare you call us low rent When did you to get so bougie? We're not but I'm just saying like we're being we're not real housewives We're not supposed to yeah, but I feel like I'm being sold bougie and then you give like this little square cart Looks like a pay less shoebox with wheels on it. Fairly. I think probably one of the wheels was, oh look at that bus, what an ugly. There's two of those tour buses went by.

I wonder if that was a musician. Maybe it was like, maybe it was like Morgan Wallet or something. We did drive under his tour bus when we were in like Atlanta or something like that. Anyway, if you wanna watch this captivating traffic circle, even if you don't even care about today's episode, you just wanna watch the traffic circle.

Go to patreon.com. We're really selling it, aren't we? Go to patreon.com slash watch what crappens. Our videos, we have crap, percent demand there and our videos are up there. And then after a week, you can watch them on YouTube. So that is the news. Honestly, Orange County was so good this week. I mean, this show is in, it's at the varsity tier at the moment. Just the first 10 minutes was like a full show. I watched the first 10 minutes. I was like, well, that was a great episode. I don't need to

even see anymore. That was just excellent. I was sad. I was done. And then just kept on going. I mean, I was only said that the entire episode was not Shannon preparing for a party that people were slowly continuing to back out of. Like, I was hoping this party just never happened. At the end, it was just going to be her sitting on the table alone with senior noodles. I mean, this is basically a set piece built around Shannon. The whole episode was so fucking funny. The producers purposely fucking with her. I'm like, you can, at this point, you can just tell what they're doing, you know? Like, we've watched these for so long.

And it's like, you just know that they are purposely triggering Shannon. And she falls for it every time. I mean, by the end, she was just a puddle. She was like, this. I mean, she stormed off camera twice in the first 15 minutes. She told the camera, that is it. I am out like every time she got, I'm out. I'm out.

And then she goes, not now, not on the camera. I'm not a crazy person. And so the guy turns his camera to a palm tree So he's like looking away and so she starts she keeps talking and then he's like slowly turns back around and keeps filming I mean that's the sort of shit that you do that's like that's what you do for a cliffhanger and the only reason why they didn't use that for Cliff hanger was because the last cliffhanger was shenan storming on camera So they're like, what's with you?

Do we get so much? It's normalizing it now. It is literally hilarious. And we've spent years complaining about this show needing to get better. Okay, and you know what? It's nice to finally be able to say, you did it.

You guys, I don't know what you did, but you did it. It's so fucking funny. And maybe it has to do with keeping people that people want fired forever. You know, like people have been saying, fire Emily, fire Gina, maybe it's worth it. Because they do get used to it. They do eventually become friends with everybody. And maybe it's that. I mean, I don't know. I officially, I officially rescind any time I said said for this season, it's time to get rid of Emily.

I think Emily has officially in my mind earned her orange. I am fully on board with her being a cast member now. I thought she was great this episode. I think she is, I think she's there. I think we've made it. And I feel like, with Orange County and with New Jersey, the two shows that were really just in the dumps. And they both have come back.

I mean, New Jersey has been back now for about four or five years, but like for a while, New Jersey was miserable to watch. And it really, it gives me hope. It gives me hope for the other shows that, like, when other shows fall on a hard times, like, you know, Atlanta, that, you know, they can be resuscitated with just enough tinkering, You know, it's like sports. You know, some teams, they have championship years,

and then some years, it's a rebuilding year, and I think it's okay. And like sport, you don't know how the team players are gonna work out. Nobody knows, it's a big fucking guess. Nobody knows anything for sure. Nobody knows. You know what I mean?

And then of course, it's like, oh, is it Tamra? Maybe it's Tamra being back. Well, I can't discount that because Tamra did come back and stir a lot of shit as much as she's always made me crazy. I find her much more tolerable this time. I don't know why, maybe it's because I think it's funny how she, I've gotten used to it.

Maybe it's Jen. I mean, Jen may seem like kind of boring casting. I think Jen's great. I think she's a great addition. I think Taylor's a great addition. I think Taylor is a great addition. I think Taylor is a great addition. She's not doing that much, but I think she's a great addition. I don't know what it is.

The chemistry is right. I mean, this entire episode was based off of shit that Tamara stirred up. Tamara stirred up. She did this entire thing. And she was barely in the episode. She just stood back, and now Shannon is mad at everyone. Everyone is confused. It's spiraling out of control.

There is shrapnel everywhere, turning into a Shannon versus Gina thing, and it's all because of Tamer. I can't discredit that. And honestly, I know you hate Heather DeBro, and a lot of people absolutely despise her. Even Heather. I think she's more, I think he's better with her.

I think he's better with her. She is like a great counter. She's like a, you know what? It's like when you need to add like some acid into your dish. You know, you need to add some acid to give that depth of flavor. We need for a hoidy, toidy, ridiculous acid in there. And it just comes alive. Well, it's like that Netflix food documentary, sugar, salt, fat acid heat.

Sugar, salt, buttonized heat. And I think that in this case, it worked. Also, I think what's helping Heather work is that she's still such a pretentious asshole and she's still ridiculous, so that's still fun to laugh at, but she doesn't have people kissing her ass. That's what hurts Heather. Like when she came back last year and everybody acted like she was the second coming of Koroline's mother.

Like just all up her ass. Like literally up her ass. And I think that's what makes it hard to watch when people are buying into her bullshit and she's in control of everything. I like them when they're out of control. No one is letting Heather do shit this year. They're sitting all over her. They're sitting all over Shannon.

I think it is hilarious. And the whole cast rebelling against Shannon trying to control the narrative is just killing me. And it's Gina and Emily who are always ignored. No one will be friends with Gina and Emily. And they tried every year to make friends and no one will do it. And I think it's hilarious that it's like finally they're getting enough people to rebel with them. I mean, it's just good. It's just good. Gina drives me nuts and I don't feel like she's really a worthwhile housewife. But at this point, the chemistry on this cast is so good. I would, I would reluctantly say, keep Gina because like, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, you know? So, I I mean she is broke though, which is the problem. But you know what, we can't

we can't fix that anyway so well even try. She is. She is. I can't you're right. That was literally Gina pushing a fruit cart in the traffic circle. I If you see a Ugo going around this traffic circle, just know that Gina can't get out of traffic circle. Oh my god. I do want to point out that traffic circle does have a very small, that's like a little flag thing that's up, which does sort of allude to tacos. So it is the matter of the fact that it's a taco flag. Okay, so let's get into this. This episode was so good.

The only thing better than talk about how good it was is reliving it. So I guess we know it's going to be a good episode because it starts off again with an eerie calm. It is so silent. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

We see a bicycle pass and we hear the ding, ding of the bicycle. Yes, the tumbleweeds. I'm out. Pshhh. I'm out. Pshhh. And we're in Shannon's house.

We descend on Shannon's boat farm house or whatever the fuck she's curdin' on. She's a full farm house or whatever. And Archie is, Archie's there lying around. So Archie's traumatized too. Archie's like, woof, paralyzed, woof. And he gives. He's like, dry.

I do not have an abuse of ball. I just have balls that paralyze me. So John is sitting there in peak disinterest, because so what happened? And we see a flashback of Shannon. You, oh my boyfriend, a huge, huge apology, huge. And we cut to Shannon doing her standard Shannon blowing, like trying to make sound by blowing into a straw

from an inch away from it, where she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna drink right now nervously. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ship of John is shot. And she's like, whoa, wow. And then you are my boyfriend of huge fucking apology. Your boyfriend does. You a thousand apologies from what everyone is saying. And you see John wins.

He's like, it's like he, it's like he received. He would just like, he just basically got like matrixed the flashbacks Like they just inserted it in programming. He's like, you know, like I know Kung Fu He's like I know that costume party and so Shannon is like I felt ambushed It was it was like a feeding frenzy going on and senior noodles was nowhere inside if you know what I'm talking about Cut back. I do not have affairs. I have arguments. Bear wise me.

Cut back to John with his like, Al Gore just found out he finally lost after like all that time of trying to go to the Supreme Court. He's still lost. He's just like, that's ridiculous. was like, that's ridiculous. It's like he just found out that Tipper is leaving him or has left him. And so I spoke to her, I spoke to Heather about something private and that she chose to tell other people. Brom flashback.

Or they said they got in this huge fight right and he left her in nobu and then she betrayed me and we have a party tonight so how's that gonna go? whoo whoo whoo whoo how's that gonna go? whoo so wait hold on one second here you go oh okay sorry I have to give Tom something sorry everyone

well Tom's very active on the podcast I know two days at a, Tom's very active on the podcast. I know. Two days at a row. It's very exciting. So, uh, just then Shannon's like, well, wait, which part did you say? Sorry. So she's like, well, we're going to have a party. So how's that going to go? Then we go flash back and Shannon telling everybody, well,

Tuesday is my event. It's National Taco day. So we're going gonna have a Mexican Fiesta with senior noodles. Truly the most authentic recreation of a culture's cuisine. Is it Mexican noodles? Mexican noodles. Senior noodles, yes.

It was he making? It looked like tacos later, right? It's called tacos. Like this. He just also do noodles, is that his thing? Well, because last season when he was here, he did sort of like the, what do you call that Benihana? I was with that place time. He did that place time. Yeah, it was like Benihana talk.

But last time I don't know, I think he was more just like purely Benihana and this time was like fusion. Benihana, like Benihana Mitochos. Okay, listen, here's what I say, noodles go with everything. I've always said, noodles are pasta, you can put with literally pasta salad. You can even have a noodle salad.

You know what else goes well with salad? Pizza, have you ever cut up old pizza and mix that into a salad? It's like gratins? Delicious. I have not, but I do remember there was back in like the second or third season of the apprentice There was a challenge with 7-11 and 7-11 had come out with a new sandwich called the Patezza and

What what it was was a slice of pizza with a salad on top top with another slice of pizza And you're supposed to eat it sort of like a sandwich and it was trying They were trying to kind of sell it as like it's a salad, but surrounded by pizza, but you eat it like a sandwich So when you say salad, when you say pizza in a salad, I think of that ridiculous pizza Oh god Aposha fee EATS Pizza, I love it Like EATS Pizza

Oh my god Yeah, that sounds amazing. The first time I ever thought of it was at California Pizza Kitchen, the salad pizza, where they put the salad on top of the pizza. I was like, what a delightful ideal wolf gang. And then I had some leftover dominoes, but I was trying to be healthy. But you know, and you're like, I'll start my diet tomorrow after I eat five dominoes. And then the next day comes, but you still got some cold dominoes.

And I was like, well, I will eat five dominoes, and then the next day comes when you still got some cold dominoes. And I was like, well, I will eat a salad, but the dominoes was like, but I'm still here. I'm still here, don't ignore me, I'm paralyzed. I was like, oh yes. And I went back over and cut it up, and I just threw it on the salad. I felt so fucking hell. I was like, I'm gonna take over the world.

I'm so healthy right now. You are, yeah. So, yeah, so senior noodles is going to come and give a very authentic taco experience for these women. And John's just like, he's like, well you know what, they just need to shut the fuck up. Because when he does it, he gets all like his head shakes a little bit, he's sort of like, his rage

and he's holding back sort of like teeters out a little bit and he goes, shhuck the fuck up. Yeah. He just goes back to his cocktail. And Santa's like, well, I feel I've been betrayed by all of them because they're not listening to me and they're believing gossip, which is incredibly hurtful. Yeah. Shannon, does Shannon even know what anybody said yet?

That's why I can't- No, no. Did they? No one even knows what anyone said. All that Shanna knows is that Emily told Tamara, like, oh, I had a conversation with Heather. Heather had conversations with everyone off camera, and now Tamara's like, oh my God, she's talking about everything.

Everything that you taught us, she's telling everyone, and Shanna's like, oh, and so Shanna is just imagining the worst worst and she doesn't even know what's being said But she doesn't remember what she said about it so funny. Yeah It's ridiculous. So John's like you need to be careful who you trust and then we get a Not horror movie squeal, which actually I know it just sounded like Aisha from below deck like sliding through the room and that was just sounded like Aisha from below deck, like sliding through the room. Oh,

oh, horror movie. And then John's like so many people are untrustworthy. You're sick. Oh, oh, why, why would she wanna hurt me or us?

Or, or you? Or me with you? Or us together? Are we together? We're still together, right? Do you still wanna be together? I wanna be together, right? Do you still want to be together? I want to be together.

Am I being too pushy? Should I go away outside? My glass hide. You just let me know when you're ready for me to come back in. Do you want to? I'm inventing, sure? It's in the fridge. I'll be outside.

I would like to answer your question. There is a reason why I want to hurt you. I am getting into character to audition for Taylor Sheridan's new television show about Boy Z. Idaho. And as part of playing a ruthless and morally corrupt sheriff in that city, I had to take out my aggressions on your chat. And so I apologize. It's merely an actress's duty.

So Emily goes to a store and hugs Kimberly and I was like, oh, Kimberly's from something called Exonery. What's that? I thought it was like I was like, Kimberly works at Exonery. Yeah, I thought it was like the name of the store or something I was like, wow, what a what an edgy name. Oh, it's from the people who brought it Zensations Oh, it's from the people who brought it, Zensations. Or somebody who's just always the best, like the employee of the month at Exxon, you know. Congratulations. Gina, you mean? Yeah.

So, Gina, you're a latest exonnery. You got the most points on your gas card. Congratulations. Oh my God, I can't believe it, because like honestly, I'm like really scared of that toy. I guess. So I don't even go out. They have the time.

So, uh, I, I'm surprised that there's not some sort of mall brand for tweens that's called Exonerated and get like sneakers like journeys. Yeah. Like sorry, if a queue is in you of a shoplifting here. Yeah, that's, you're accused and you have a shoplifting here. Yeah, that's your just good exonery beyond your right. It's like undefeated.

So, um, so Kimberly from, uh, from Zensation slash slash exonery, uh, she's there. And Emily is, she's going to get Kimberly something fabulous because turns out Kimberly has been released from the via the California Innocence Project and she was falsely accused of murder and spent like a lot of time in jail for a crime that she didn't commit.

And so Emily helped. Yeah, she helped get her off, which is crazy. And it's so crazy to hear, because I always think it's like something like, um, I don't know, like maybe this lady got in an accident, somebody died. I don't know. I don't know what I thought it would be, but then they're just having like a nice scene and Emily's like, I'm gonna go to talk tonight after your event. That's gonna be something fun. So you know, it's like this nice scene and then she's like, so let's talk about it. You were, you know, what happened to you?

There was no forensics, right? And she goes, no, I just came home, and my boyfriend was murdered. They didn't even have any forensics. They just wanted to do shotty work and ruin someone's life. And I was like, geez, this is like every episode of Dateline I had listened to,

because you hear stories like this. And now every time I listen to Dateline, I'm like, are you sure? And the guy's like, we are absolutely sure. And I'm like, are you though? We are, we're sure. Right. And I'm like, well, thank goodness I approved to the judge

that the sheriff was actually just Heather DeBro getting into character for a Taylor Sheridan film, taking place in Boise, Idaho, where she plays a morally corrupt sheriff. Yeah. Oh, she goes to jail because I'm sorry, I have to be a crooked cop, I'm getting into character.

Okay, so then we go over it. By the way, wait, I have to also say the genius of this episode is that it's such a, like, it's like a crazy episode. You have Shannon having a meltdown over her party, people backing out of her party, people screaming at Shannon, Shannon storming off, and in the middle of it woven throughout this episode is like this extremely serious storyline about people who were incarcerated, you know, unjustly and how, and were exonerated by this foundation.

The juxtaposition of these two things in one episode, to me, is like peak bravo. And the fact that it all fits together like a beautiful project runway challenge because it's about fall secutations, right? And so that's kind of what this whole thing is like the theme of the episode. So Gina Face Times Heather and Heather's like, hello, she's like doing that thing where she's like walking faster or always like pretending she's on West Wing. Hello, my ass is very large. I'm walking through it right now. Hold on.

Clock clock clock clock clock clock clock. That's because I'm hitting you. A rural police station. That's very large. La la la la la. police station that's very large. So we need to get to the chapter. Lala lala lala. Martin Sheen, what do you think about the no crossing, no crossings in pedestrian zones and traffic circles? Let's talk about it. I have another meeting.

We need to walk quickly, Martin. Martin's walking first. Where's Alison Janney? I need to look at her Oscar. What did I also, and she had me get an Oscar for it. Itanya, another true crime situation.

Oh, yeah, great, great film. And look what it on you gave us, Barbie. Guys, come on, let's all hug. And yeah, as well as one of the best scandals that we ever got to live through in all, of all time, like people don't realize the Nancy Kerrigan. The best, like the best, probably the best scandal I think we ever will Nancy Kerrigan and Tanya gave us it on you then I Tanya gave us Barbie, which isn't crazy to think that Tanya Harding

kind of gave us Barbie. Well, I would argue that Wolf of Wall Street also gave us Barbie. That's, that's a good argument. That's a good argument. But you know, that was a good scene. But I think it's more like, yeah, I could see it. She's better wings a little more in itanya. Yeah, didn't she write that? I'm not sure it'd be. I think she like wrote you produced it or something. Yeah, that was her film.

Yeah, she made herself. That's why she's so perfect with Barbie. I love her. She made herself. She's like a Barbie who made herself. This is like amazing. Also, I'm wearing pink today. Yes. I'm having a Barbie moment. I'm so strong. Okay. So Gina FaceTime's Heather. Okay. So Heather's walking. Okay. So Gina's like, you don't sound like Henry M. Elyse Mung, wung, wung, wung. And then it's like,

because my day got thrown into a clesterfuck. Mm-hmm. Because I wanted to talk to Shannon. And the only way I can see her is to drive to Huntington, where she's setting up for her party. I'm gonna have to go around all the trash cans that are set on fire to keep people warm. Ha, ha, ha.

Hopefully there won't be another riot with people from the inland empire on Main Street. Which is something that did happen. So Gina is like, she's like, well, I'm laughing. I'm laughing, I'm laughing. I just stop laughing. No, it's hilarious. That people from Hannings and Beach got into a riot with people from the inland empire over some like surf or surfboard

thing. It was so funny. It was like so fun. The most ridiculous riot. So Gina's like, you know what, after Friday, I'm just going to text Shannon and tell her I'm not going to go because I don't think Shannon even wants me to, you know, because like the last time I saw Shannon, she was like screaming about things that I had nothing to do with, you know.

And like, I'm obviously going to go to like a philanthropic event with like Emily where I can feel good versus like tacos, like with some nutball who's screaming at me. I'm like, you're just, you just priced up to free food basically. And you're like, I'm gonna choose the three-course meal versus the taco. She's like, I am the Yannis project here.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. Yeah. Let's not, you know, let's not go that far. I don't know if she really said it or if I just wrote it. Sometimes. Sometimes I don't know if I'm kidding or not. So Heather is like, I had every intention because it's a show you never know if she could have. So Heather is like, I had every intention.

Mm-hmm. I've going to this party But now to be honest with you. I feel very uncomfortable which we know in 2023 is the worst thing That could be fall a person the feeling of being uncomfortable. Okay, I can't you could literally see somebody from a key Feel uncomfortable in 2023. I'm okay I'm not really people tell you I feel uncomfortable, you better back the fuck up and say you're sorry, no matter what's going on, because that's like the worst crime you can commit right now.

Sorry, that was my Gen X moment with Ronnie. I will get back to this show. So she's like, but I don't have time to hang my schedule to change my schedule. Not that my life is more important than anyone else's. God forbid, it's more important than can it be in so what is she gonna pan a can pass a can of beans around us with a little hobo sander on her shoulder and huntington beach my willy's supposed to drop on on to go to huntington beach

not that my life is more important than anyone's but it's more important than going to a party And so I feel like I'm gonna talk to her and hopefully we'll have a good outcome and by the way What is that pin that you're wearing on your on your lapel? Oh, I'm in Exonery. Yeah, I hit 50,000 miles How much is gas by the way these days? I wouldn't know okay? 45 cents with you goodbye goodbye for And she was like okay, well good luck you look pretty and how they're like yeah Well the lighting's really good in here. I'll freight us holding a ring light. I did not say drop it So I have this really on one today. She's I'm sending you to jail. Sorry, back in character.

Hi, the evidence. Objection. So now Tamer is in glam. And she's telling her gay that she's gonna go to this party on the beach. And that, oh my god, that shit just hit the fat. I'm like, yeah, because you literally turned on the fan and threw it at it. And it's like, it's so camera.

It is. She's always like, I can't believe that shit just hit the fan when she's like, fully responsible for all of it all the time. She's like, that's awesome. The front of the party, I got me a baddie Fab and I look like, hey, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, and he's like, ha, ha, ha, ha. So then we go over to Shannon's and she's like,

okay, well we are going to have, hey, Tequila's tasting here. She's talking to all the people setting up her party. She's like, okay, so we're going to have a Tequila's tasting here. We're gonna need four Tequila's shot things for each. Please, Matt, this is a pineapple, but it doesn't look like it does it. You know why?

Because it's flat, but look, you open up the two ends and they come around to each other. Boom, it's fruit. Isn't that crazy? People are so creative! I can't take it! I love you, Mexico! So Heather shows up. Oh Heather, you know, it's an outdoor event and the pandemic is basically over. You don't need to wear a mask. I know, but it's honing to be. So I just want to, you know, I just consider this the fourth gate to my property right now. So, first, how are you? And she's like, well, I'm not very good actually. And by the way, very cute to all this is Shannon's also kind of like creating some bouquets, doing flower arrangements, and so she starts holding a flower.

And for the rest of the art, she's like grasping this flower like a sword and every time she gets mad this flower goes wagging. So she's like, well, you look nice did you just go somewhere Heather? Possibly the depths of hell to visit your father. And Heather's like, you know, I had meetings Mark Cuban. Oh, not her real father. Is her father dead? Heather's father? I don't know. I met her father She was the spawn of say you know If her father is really passed away. Sorry. I didn't mean to say wow Too low too low too low too too low for Heather to bro I wasn't actually in hell, but I did have meetings mark Cuban fireside. It's a thing. No questions. No questions about that

Okay, how are you feeling? How are you feeling crazy lady? Should I call an ambulance? Hmm, which billionaire did you meet Okay, how are you feeling? How are you feeling crazy, lady? Should I call an ambulance? Which billionaire did you meet with since I saw you last? And others like, okay, let's just launch into it because we don't have to bullshit or anything. And honestly, I don't know how long I can last here in Huntington Beach. Okay, I am sorry that you're upset. I texted you because I didn't want this defester for days. And I wanted to talk to you So that way we could get on good terms and I can show you the very expensive penthouse

I just bought and make you feel shitty about whatever pontoon you're living on these days Now I know that people have told you that I've been saying things and spreading your information around But I have not been spreading information about your relationship and specific information that you have told me are in the vault, along with more money than you will ever see in your lifetime. By the way, Enriched Marks. So Shannon's like, well, I mean, let's just, let's just stop about the specific details because, because-

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm gonna give waiter finger, hold on, let me act like I'm signing a check in the air, Shannon Bittor, hold on, please, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, horrible, horrible things, and they are not, they are not horrible things, they are normal, normal relationship issues that happen to paralyze me and haunt me for hours, empties, and weeks unend, but everything is fine, it's fine. I know this is like, I am not, are you conducting a tiny orchestra off screen somewhere that I can't see in a chance like, I am very angry, I will conduct this orchestra,

as I tell you how great my relationship is. I have normal relationship issues. Ha ha, spending time together. Ha, blooded family with kids. Ha, calling ubers when you get left at restaurants. Ha, threatening to blow a povey ears possibly if the best boy doesn't be head John with a tortilla press.

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Heather, you've already tied it. You've already, you've already, I swear on this flower in my hand that you have hurt me and you have almost paralyzed me, but the paralysis is reserved for someone who hurts me even deeper. John. Then we cut to Shannon in her confessional talking to us and I die.

Whenever Shannon's really upset, it's so funny to see her insane outfit. Okay, she's still wearing that pink blazer with a boostie, pushing up her boobs like a leather boostie and feathers on her. I don't know why this outfit makes me laugh so hard, but every time they cut to it, I start cracking up, especially when she's crying because her feathers are kind of shaking on her sleeve You know, she's like I Want to trust people I want to think that people have good intentions Have I just think that in this instance not everyone did?

I instance, not everyone did. I am concerned. And you know, if you are concerned, talk to me. Don't talk to other people either. You keep pointing a finger at me like I've done something. In fact, two of them are you holding tiny sticks? Are you conducting? If you are concerned. Okay. So now she moves from conducting hands into airline landing hands, airplane landing hands. So she's like, okay, if you are concerned, talk to me and do not talk to other people, exercise around the back. So we're the bathrooms in the back.

Go to the back if you have to. Just go, just go. The plane is crashing. The plane is crashing. Hey, you promised you would help with the emergency exits. You liar! Sorry, it was to John. Shannon, I understand you were not a trained actress the way I do,

and you were not learning in the ways of memorizing things, the way a stage or screen actress would have to. But you seem to not remember that you tell a lot of people a lot of things. And she tells us, Shannon drinks at night when she said she calls a plethora of people. Plethora. Plethora of them. And then everyone, and then everyone, Chans and Gina's like, yeah, she drinks the truth serum and then it brings out the truth serum.

And then we're the truth. And Tamer's like, yeah, the next morning she has to know, marry that one, so ever. And Emily's like, you know when you have a DUI and you need to have a breathalyzer. You're drinking that up. Hold on, I'm getting to a joke. You know what, okay, from the top. You know when you have a DUI, I need to have a breathalyzer installed on your car

and we're all like, she should have a breathalyzer on a phone. She should have a, you already guessed my punchline, didn't you? If I can Emily still still lame. She should have a, you already guessed my punchline didn't you? If I can Emily still so lame. Emily so lame, but it's become such an entertaining way, you know So Shannon's like, well, John is a very private person and Heather's like he is not a private person Stop saying that John is a private person. Well, he doesn't want anyone to know our private business and Heather's like But you say that but then you tell us all other things that lead us to other conclusions. And she tells me she tells me personally.

She's like, Ronnie. Shannon has told me and other people that John loves being in the limelight. And it's a lot of the reason he's with, I was like, that personality loves being in the limelight. He looks like he doesn't even like being in the regular light. Like, I can't believe he even leaves his house in the day. So, I'm out, I'm out, I'm done, I'm done. I am done, I am done right now. It drops the bottle.

I'm putting this flower down right now. That's how done I am. I'm done, I will not do this. I will not do this with her. I will absolutely, I'm done. I am done, I am done. Take off my with her. I will absolutely. I'm done. I am done. I am done. Take off my microphone. You take it off like, no, I am done. She's telling the producers, you know, throwing cheeks, throws her bottle on the ground like you said. She's just having this huge Steve effect and another just like looks at production, I guess. How are we ever going to resolve this?

Help! Oh well, I'm just gonna go collect $55 million now, I see you later. So there we go to Jen and his house. And Dominic, her son, is playing in the back yard with a soccer ball, and Jen is asking him about school. And she's like, you know, I told you, do you remember? I told you the other night that you read that book,

and I thought you did so good. I was like, well, thanks for complimenting him on his education and saying you did so good. I was like, well, thanks for complimenting him on his education and saying you did so good. So the basics in my perspective. Remember the other day when you got out of bed? You're going to get a race in your allowance. I was just so impressed by that. I really was.

You got out of bed. You went peepee. Wow. You're going to be something someday. Really? I mean it. Thank you. I'm really proud of you.

Thank you. So she's trying to talk to, she's trying to connect with them. She's like, okay Dominic, we're going to have someday really. I mean it. Thank you. I'm really proud of you. Thank you So she's trying to talk to she's trying to connect with them She's like okay Dominic We're gonna have a scene where I show him a good mother and that you love me. Okay, and he's like oh my god There's a kitten. Okay. Well, I guess we could always add a kitten to a scene because she's smart She is the first housewife who's like I'm new. I need to impress America. So I'm literally gonna surround myself with kittens Yes, people I'm a fostering like foster kittens. I mean she's, she knows how to win. She knows she's given you one stray that she's picked up, which is her boyfriend Ryan.

Okay. And then she's like, America probably hates his cheating ass right now. So get me some kittens. She's like, I know America will be poised to dislike me for naming my children Everly and Dawson and like Grayson and like anyone else who might have been a bad bitch. Peppered, Peppered, actually. Peppered, and... Spits in.

I'm just gonna surround myself with kittens so everyone forgets that part. Marble, sin. marbles, sin. So she's like, yeah, well, you know what? When Kitties could adopt it, they go to their homes. But you know, you're like a kitty, except you're not going to a home. Do you know why? This is your home.

You're already at your home. Have got good news for you. Your home. Look around. Congratulations. Hey, why don't you go dip your toe in that bowl. It's yours. It's yours.

So, yes. Okay, can you kick the fucking soccer ball? Like, seriously, lady. Come on, shoes. Here comes one right now. Yeah, they have a very nice, I'm never very nice little scene where she basically is saying, you know,

like, you know, your home and she wants, she wants to feel home like, like, his earliest memories are of this family and it's made some complications for the divorce, but she also wonders what ways on him because she's noticed he says things like I want skin like Harrison's or I want hair like Dawson's or nothing from Everly that bitch. Man, just kidding. Everly can't even feed a kitten right stupid. Hey, Everly, you know what I envy of you? Nothing.

Everly is like, hey, give me back that kitten. I'll feed it. The kitten's like, I told you mom. But yeah, it is a really nice scene and she's telling him, you know, you want to see your birth mom, we're going to look for your birth mom or set that up and you know, you can see where you got your beautiful skin and your beautiful eyes because she's so beautiful babe. And it's a good, it's a sweet scene. It is a very sweet scene, but since there are so many chaotic, ridiculous scenes in this episode, we have to move on.

So, it was on my scene, a wonderful scene. That was 10 times as long as the recap of my scene should have been, but it was nice. Congratulations. Congratulations on your happy family, bye. Let's go back to our neurotic cast members. So, now we go to Terry and Heather Heather who were both in my dream last night How like I had to wake up with that energy and so Terry? I know it was sure was a good dream for you

Did you love you love that stop lying? No, no, no, it was weird. I think I was telling I went up to Terry And I was like listen, I know we say a lot of shit on our podcast But I'm really sorry that you had that like instinct instead, he had like a stroke recently, right, or something like that. And then the Debrot didn't, didn't he, or didn't, wasn't, isn't it, didn't have the Debrot say that like she saved him from some sort of thing, some stroke thing?

I don't know. I don't wanna screed lies about this. Well, in my dream, that's what happened. And Heather was like, oh, thank you. She was like very cold, like I still know all the shit you guys talk. And then I woke up. So it was scary. I woke up in a very strange place.

I don't think she can listen to anybody else for as long as it would require her to listen to somebody else besides herself. So they're sitting there sliding contracts and she's like, oh my God, honey, this is so exciting. And he's like, yeah, we've been in a negotiating place for eight months for this. And we've already got it. And she's like, what did I say, honey?

Three things that I wanted. He's like, she says she wanted three things that happened. One, to buy this cool place, Millay and Shannon to drown in our pool. Two, to sell the other house for $55 million and Shannon get run over by the person that came up to clean the original Shannon out of our pool. And three is something I can't disclose yet. Plus Shannon being cremated.

Something I can't disclose yet, but it's something that's on my vision board involving Taylor Sheridan and the Paramount Plus network. Also, did you get the idea that Terry has never seen this house before? I love the Terry's. Terry's just like, whatever, honey, do whatever you want. I'll sign whatever I need to sign. Cause the whole time, he's like, wow. Look at that window. Wow.

He's like, wow, so you want it to be in L.A. to be closer to acting gig, so we'll just spend $14 million to make that happen. Great, I mean, like at that point, that sort of money you can just create the acting gig. You literally just make a movie. But yeah, agreed. So let's see, so Shannon is setting up,

and she's reset. She's reset. She's like, okay, tap at the ceiling. I never had a meltdown, I never had a meltdown. This party is going on. Everything's fine. Everything's going to cut that out. Every time this season that I have said, no, no, I'm done.

Stop. Stop filming me. No, they've stopped the cameras. So here we go. It's my duty to America to show people what it takes to start a talk-up party. So she is. So just that. Show people what it takes to start a tech party. So Another We don't need to know how to find a way

Tacos am I am said that I'm putting so much effort into a party and Heather's not coming Yes, but that just means must take you for us. Oh, Viva La Fiesta. I'm happy to be here. It's going to be a great party. It's going to be the Trace of Meek as well. Really only the Tosamekas, I don't know where Vicki is, but it'll be Trace of Meekas minus one, minus, minus Emily, and then Shane, and then minus Gina,

and whoever that troll is, she dates, and then minus Heather. And I'm just getting a text now that senior noodles accidentally went to Ensinita! Whoops! Okay, it's just- it may just be me. I'm just gonna be me. Hey, wait a minute, my name is Rowling the Taco Party- I'm sorry, no, I like you, I'm still not allowed on the show. Please, please leave my Taco Party prep. Oh, oh god, here comes a very creepy Charlie Chaplin-

Oh, it's Lydia! No, I'm sorry the taco Oh my god, who said hopefully that person is here to bring the marker reader mix Coco no ballad house Oh, it's the hundredth housewife the person is very proud of that So Emily is going to coffee and she calls Shannon. Okay, so Shannon's like, well hello, I'm just getting ready for my fiesta.

What a great day to fiesta. Am I right, bro? Whoa, I'm fun, Shannon. Can't wait for everyone to come to the fiesta and we can talk shit about handed to bro. And Emily's like, well, I feel like it's like really important for you and I to sit down. Well, I actually have to get my steps in so if you don't mind. I'm gonna stand during this conversation

It's more medical very upset. So I'm glad that you said that I will sit down because I will punch my butt cheeks as I sit down So I'm still getting something moving But I will listen to your apology. So please. Can I have a corn tortilla? I'm gonna eat this apology as a taco That'd be nice. It's lovely. I'm gonna have a quantity? I'm going to eat this. Apology is a taco. That'd be nice. But it's lovely. I'm going to have an apology taco. I'm going to have an L apostor apology. So she's, I was like, listen, I don't want you to be upset.

But I do care about you very, very much in our friendship. Well, that does upset me. It does upset me that you care about me because I don't know if I feel like I care about you. You've been a very born cast member and I have to pretend I have these feed time calls with you and... That wasn't what I was trying to get at, Shannon.

Oh! I apologize, kids, anyone. I just really appreciate our friendship. Well, if we are close, then you talk to me about it and you don't talk to TELL about it and everyone else. Because I don't try to seem like I have a perfect relationship, do I? No, I don't. I have a perfect relationship. Do I? No, I don't. I have a normal relationship.

That's a kind of relationship. I was like, oh, she didn't properly reset. They did not properly reset, Shannon. Oh no. I have a normal relationship with arguments about water behind boats. OK, so, and I think you know what they say. It's all water flowing under the bridge.

I think that also indicates that things are not good. So, we're normal, we're fine. And Emily's like, you know Shannon, you sure a bunch of bullshit to everyone off camera, and then you don't wanna take any accountability for it, and I'm tired of it always being everyone else's fault, Shannon. You're two different people, Shannon.

You're chuckled in the eyes, and I'm tired of both of them and less than ordering a taco. In which case I wanted, even in my tagline for the season's out. Oh, oh, oh, wow. Well, I am not jeckel nor am I hide, and that is very disappointing and a hurtful statement that you're making. Um, I wear my heart and my sleeve in last time I checked. Neither jeckel nor hide have any sort of emotional intelligence

Ha! Oh please, we all wear our art on our sleeves I'm sick of how I had one conversation with you And maybe a couple of conversations was that I can remember I mean, I don't really know Oh please Shannon, I'm not doing this on FaceTime I'm not gonna do it tonight, I've funnyed your party Shannon I'm not doing this on fucking FaceTime She's yelling, she's at this coffee shop. She's at this coffee shop outside pointing at her phone

and she's like, I'm not doing this on fucking FaceTime. She's like trying to turn off, she can't turn it off. Fuck this phone, fuck Apple, fuck everything. And Jen is like, I'm not gonna fuck you up. And so, Jen is like, well, she said, have fun at your party. So she's not coming. Oh, well, I guess I'll have to tell a sec. I'm not gonna talk to you about this. I'm not gonna talk to you about this. Everything! And Jen is like, no! But you're batta batta! And so, Jen is like, well,

she said, have fun at your party. So, she's not coming! Oh, well, I guess I'll have to tell you seeing your noodles one last time! So funny, she's just looking literally around at production. Like, well, now she's not gonna come, I guess. Well, that's the great!

So, she starts crying again. So then Emily's like, you got a melody. You know, my purpose in calling Shannon was to tell her, that I was gonna be late for her fiesta, but screw that, I'm not going to go. You know why? And talk us in my favorite food. And so if I miss a taco, that's bad.

I think it's probably for the best because you know what, I would hate to be someone at the Exonery Gala. And it's like, you know, Emily, thank you so much for helping me. I was in jail for 27 years. Falker, there's a talko. It's a talko.

It's a talko up in Hunga Beach. She's free to talko, am I right? Good luck, Kimberly. Let's not double book the Exonery, is okay. We probably shouldn't even say the word book, but um, shenan's. So shenan's like,

you better have a rock solid case before you double book those fuckers. I wasn't, I wasn't at the gala, I have an alibi. So shenan is now crying to production and she's like, I am out, I am, I am out, I am, I am, I am more out than before when I was out. And I guess that means I was in all this time. But I am out. You guys have the party. I did not sign up for this.

Can they not film this? This is my fucking life. Get out of here. Stop filming me. And let's go. Get out of here, stop theming me! Yeah, let's play- Let's play that, this is like the second meltdown that's happened. Over this like half assembled floral arrangement in front of a sign that says slush house. So then we cut back to Emily and she's going off on the producers too, which I love that they're showing all of this. It makes us just so much better. So she's going off on producers.

And she's like, I am strong. So I told you guys things and you talk about it. Please, like you're on a freaking reality show. If you have to talk about normal relationship things, like, come on. Yeah. Shannon's like, if they're assholes enough to break up the details, does he spend enough time with me? Is there going to be enough money? His kids don't like me. I can't talk about that on camera. And this cannot, baby, this cannot go on camera. Okay, and you, Mr. Camera, who's aiming at me? You better be off, or you better be focusing

on something else entirely, okay? Because this is hurtful to John. He's hurtful, and that's the shit I'm talking about. That's it. This was so funny. She's like, you do not put this on camera! This is when the camera turns away and stares at the tree, and then we just hear...

Buh! Buh! This is my favorite sad cartoon sound, and then we see a slowly turning back around to secretly finish watching her freak out. And then in the middle of all this cast, we suddenly hear like the bells of Notre Dame say, Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom Can you believe it? That was a restaurant in New York City at one point. She's calling me a restaurant basically, and I'm in a really bad spot.

So I have to call you back. I have to have to call you back. And he's like, okay sweetheart. So he hangs out. If there was a hang up tone, his would be, so he hangs out and then we get to dance music. And it's like, yeah. Emily's driving with Gina.

I was like, yeah. By the way, but seen. Yeah, before we get to this stirring highway moment on the five, I have a question, do you think Shannon was saying that stuff deliberately, like she was her way of saying, I wanna say this stuff? I can't, because I probably, John, I wouldn't. So I'm gonna say it as if, like, I thought

the cameras weren't rolling and I, like do you think it was actually Yeah, exactly what she was doing. She's been on this show for long enough and also she knows last year when Heather pulled all this shit and tried to Yellow production and all of that stuff that they will show it, you know, so I think yeah, she knows She's just a freeitive John, you know, and like we joke about it But there is like an element of me that's like, I don't know that we should even joke, because it's scary that she's scared. You know what I mean? And I guess she's just scared of getting broken up with and not like physically scared, but I don't know. I think she just wants to make it work, and she's like a

afraid. She can't speak. He won't listen to her feelings, so she has to get them out this way, so he can he can hear them one day. You know what I mean? It's like her message in a bottle, but everyone can see through the bottle well the bottle is being paraded around America thanks to you cameraman so then we go to the highway Emily's driving I'm so hungry they should have grabbed a lot of highways with helicopters to drop food down to you on highways with helicopters to drop food down to you. And she was like, uh-huh, uh-cool. And I'm like, I'm gonna... She was like, let's grab hub.

So Emily is like, remember last year, we're on this. Grab hub. It's like my refrigerated doism, right? You try having six kids. Please. Grab a little hand to everywhere. Hey, remember last year when I went to lunch with Terrell and he spent all that time in prison for a murder,

he didn't commit, she was like, nah not really. Oh well, I guess that's all I had to say about that. Anyway, I'm super proud of you because like, this is like who you are, like you're a great friend and you're like a great person and like, that's why it bothers me so much that like this chat and stuff because like, no one's even like trying to hurt her

except for me, because like, I incestly talk about it behind her back. Yeah, and she's like, I just think she's in a bed splat. So then we go to the Innocence Projects party and they're getting set up and Gina meets Kimberly. And Emily's like, oh, hi, Marilyn. You remember me, I'm Emily, so tell us how long were you in prison?

And she goes, ah, I was on death row. And she's like, ah, so you was convicted of murder? Now, is that a theater of I inspect room, death row? I don't know what that is. Don't dummy, I went through a crosswalk, you know, during a yellow light. What the fuck do you think? It was a double murder, all right?

And she goes, ah, that you did not do? Okay, Gina, what do you think the answer is? She's? It was a double murder, all right? And she goes, they you did not do. Okay, Gina, what do you think the answer is? She's gonna confess to a double murder at the innocence project. She was like, you know, it's so hard being here with all these like people who love going to Exxon. And like, you know, you think about stuff and you've gone through and then you compare it to this

and there's like no comparison. And then of course Bravo's like, it gives you to remember headline. Real house was a Orange County's Gina Kirsch Kirschstein. Do we even still know how to say her last name after all these years? Kirschmider, right? Kirschmider. Kirschmider. Kirschmider.

A rest of my life. I should do why. Kirschmider. I love her. So I love Gina saying, you know what? She was like spent like 20 years in jail for like a crime she didn't commit, it was almost murdered. She was almost killed on Death Road.

There's no comparison, but that being said, I will compare my experience, which was I was in jail for what felt like an eternity and it was probably less than 24 hours. And that was like enough for me. And I'm gonna get mad about it for the rest of the episode as if I were on Death Road too.

Me here, fucking Gina. So then, climb up time and then, you know, they got through the party, Emily sees Tarell, which is nice. And she's like, you know, you talk to people like this and you realize, like, the things you worry about are trivial, and you really don't have a right to complain

about, hold on one second. Fucking, so talking about it, or fucking talking about it on camera I'm talking to you you fucking god damn it you suck it to hell to hell what you're finger hanging this up hang it up to hell yeah shenan's been on face time the whole time yeah it just makes you realize you know there's so many things that are trivial

and you realize like you just don't have any reason to complain about things and then geniusly they just cut to Shannon Still assembling this floral arrangement and crying Devastated right now because everyone knows how excited I was and now six people aren't coming and then we see their pictures They put them up to What on death row is party It's bad to die on the vine All the pictures of the people that are coming with like red X's through their face. I was dead

Wow, there's a lot. They have three couples not show up. It's fucking ridiculous About 16 of everything. That is very expensive. Very expensive. Ah, 16 knives, 16 forks, 16 napkins, 16 miniatures of sombreros to wear in your head. Ah, it's just awful. It's just gone through. So she's holding rest and she gets noodles. Can we light these candles too? He's like, yeah, okay. And she's still all upset

and now she's wearing a tiny little sombrero. I'm talking about the room. A teeny tiny sombrero. Noodles is by the way so happy. He's been in his trailer for a year, sort of crying like, noodles thought he was going to be a star. Noodles not a star after Orange County,

but now noodles is back,, noodles is back, baby So um she has like an ask kissing friend there named Lisa And she's like Shannon did you get a picture of this setup? You guys it looks so good? Shannon it looks amazing Shannon happy Shannon gonna be happy today. Well, you know, I'm keeping all the flowers in place with glue made from my tears.

So Eddie and Sam are showing. So Tamra and Eddie show up, yeah. And Lisa goes, oh wow, glad you guys are here to support our friend, right Shannon? Right. Yeah, you know what Lisa, I don't wanna hear about support when this is the first time we've ever seen you

through any of Shannon's traumas, okay? We're, the people are supporting Shannon or us, okay? Yes. She's like, oh well, well, you don't need to talk in those tones, I'm not a loony bin. Okay, I'm not a loony bin. It is what it is. My son Barero is tiny.

Ha! Ha! Oh, I just... Ha! She's like a wounded bird trying to caw, just like trying to make herself laugh this off. Like, ha! Does this tiny sombrero make me look fat?

Oh god, I knew I should not have played with proportions. Not tonight! Not tonight at all nights! How did I have to get a tiny sombrero in horizontal stripes? Go ahead, double whammy. Go whammy! Why did I decide to wear this crazy sumo wrestler suit today?

I don't know why. I don't know why, I don't know why. It does nothing to do tacos. So, the timer's like, listen, just have fun. Fuck them, okay? Let's have fun. So, and then theer tells us you know Shannon called earlier hysterically crying bitch saying Emily Heather and Gina just bad last minute and I

feel bad for Shannon but would I guess someone who just got into a fight I just got into a fight with a knockout of their party probably so then okay this lens credence to my theory about these swingers I think that Teddy and Eddie, Tamron Eddie, are such swingers and fuck other people all the time. And here's some evidence, okay? When somebody gets it on Instagram, so I believe them. Two, the whole Jen thing,

and everybody wanting to fuck that whole thing. And Jen saying, you better watch that, Tamron, because I have a lot in my vault. Or whatever that was. That's my second piece. Okay, now here's the newest piece of evidence. They're standing together.

Tamara and Eddie are at the bar, and there's this really hot girl bartender, and she's shaking her drink and Eddie goes, no tequila for her. My wife's clothes come off when she drinks tequila, and the girl's like, ah-ha, I just keep shaking her thing. He's so gross, but he's like hitting on that lady blatantly with Tamara. So, don't you think that's evidence? What do you think? It feels very swingery, but it also feels so on the nose that it feels over compensation

to. So I don't know. It could be a little bit of a little bit of calm A, a little bit of calm B, you know? Well, just like them, you know? Just like them. I just was hoping Sandy and her boyfriend were gonna come by and skateboard. It's been like, hey, we're all young people coming through. Red and a fucker, Costco back. Yeah, we just fucked up.

I am that bathroom shadow right there. But we're here now. We're at the Taco party. Got you know, got some taco Fred. Dave's got like a boom box on his skateboard. He's like, yeah, I'm just a wild crazy young guy. Thanks. You know, it just got some of my taco, Dave. Costco, Dave.

You know, who was just exonerated? Jenna by Dave. So, Tim was like, yeah, fuck everybody's not color this party. And Taylor and her husband arrive and then Jen and Ryan come and he's wearing a Gucci jacket, says Gucci all over over and she's wearing a sweater that says Balenciaga all over it. Wow, you two are quite a, try hard couple. But I do like one of you.

But God does. Double, double whammy on the visible branding all over your shirt. To heck with you. Exactly. So then Jen's like, so we're at the park, she goes, well, this is the party everyone. So if you feel like there are awkward silences

and a strange emptiness lingering in the air, that's not my fault, that's in the fault of Heather, Gina, and Emily, three judices who are off doing inconsequential things right now. So, Jen's like, why aren't they coming? coming why are these people coming? I'm just don't understand Shannon. Why are you okay Shannon open up to me Shannon? Let's talk about it. I'm just like wow because the Friday. Yeah Friday. Oh, apparently I'm a Jacqueline. Hi. Did you know that? I'm two people now, which is great now and now two of us have to watch their weight Great, now two of us have to watch their wait. Oh, so that's fine.

It's very upsetting for me because I spent a long time putting this together and I wanted to have a fun fiesta. And now look, now look, look at those tacos, nobody's eating those tacos, nobody's eating those tacos. We having fun aren't we? Oh. On fiesta, they're funno. Ha ha ha.

Terror's like listen, don't let this body batch, let's have fun the way I'm having fun watching my chaos unfold over this entire group right now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Like I'm back baby, hello! Chop, call me. Season two, season two house life here, send your noodles, and then he sprays all like the oil all over the Benihana grill, the flat top grill, and so fire comes up and he goes, I think the fire is working. And they're like, ah, yes, that's, that's a good one, Mr. Noodles,

you use that one last time. Mr. Noodles, okay. We That's a good one, Mr. Neutles. You use that one last time. Mr. Neutles. Okay. We all saw your season one. Mr. Neutles, we just got a text alert. Your car is being towed at the moment. You may need to check on, ah, where's time again for senior noodles? You know what's not making this Mr.

Neutles thing work? The absence of the nephew. Don't we need the nephew? Wasn't that his son or his nephew who is working with him? Oh, right. Don't we need the nephew? Wasn't that his son or his nephew who was working with him? Oh, right. Don't you remember? I forgot.

He was like, here's my intern. They were like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. So, Sam was like, okay, Polkotikia, Takia was sipping. Let's start this. And Tamer's like, oh my god, this is gonna be bad.

And the best way I've possible. Here comes the king of tamarazzi. And then they're all started drinking and we get like that sort of double vision camera cause they're all getting wasted. And meanwhile, down in San Diego, the gala is in full swing and much like Tamra's life. And there's a lot of speeches and these girls get up there

and they're like, where are we going to introduce a man who needs no introduction, Justin Brooke. I'm like, uh, hello, you're being nationally televised. None of us know who Justin Brooke is. Can you please give some context? Well, at least they did tell us, you know, Oh, some context. He's like the presence, innocence, innocence, innocence, innocence. So it's like, it's innocence. They're like, oh my god, everyone's in a speech. She's like, it's innocence, they're like, oh my God, everyone is in. I'm just like, she's like, everyone, they're just big, like, people are innocent, and like we all need to like, you know, innocent before proven guilty, and,

and you know, they're just like bigger things that we should not be upset about, like we shouldn't sweat the smallest of in life. For instance, like your mother, not being there, and you having to like make your own lunch once in a while. So then Sam, back to Sam, and she's like, I would just like to say I am so grateful for bitches trying to ruin my life. I'm sorry, take that off the camera, edit that out.

Okay. Well, I had a tough day today, but I am an exonnery now and I'm with the people that I care about and care about me. So I've just found myself non-guilty and commuted my own sentence, ma'am your sentence for not being guilty will now be to eat tacos. Thank you. Uh, sweetie. Oh, sweetie. There's a salt on your head. There's salt on your head right now. Oh, that's funny that you would see the salt. I mean, it seems sort of inconsequential while I'm trying to address my friends and express the joy that I

finally achieved today after so many roadblocks and hurdles and you just bring it back down and I just make a humble request the table when I had to go to the bathroom Can someone lift me up because I am currently paralyzed by John Janssen? Well, for what it's worth, I'm glad we're here celebrating your friendship. And John's like, uh, your relationship and John's enchanted kind of laughs. And John's like, well, huh, I mean, it's not perfect, but nobody's is. Am I right? Who does endate someone who's occasionally paralyzed by simple things? Who doesn't date someone who has overbearing concerns about the speed of your tiny boat? And then we get a clip of that.

Yeah, now we finally get the clip of I'm saying, Sweetie, you're not going too fast. Cause do you see a wake, sweetheart? No. We're not going too fast. Yeah, this guy's an asshole. I'm glad he's out of the picture. And Tamer's like, well, my God, Tamer,

they're not gonna get married there. So am I God, so am I. So Eddie, it's like, so you're saying you didn't fuck some other girl? And Ryan goes, Eddie, that's my job. You guys, you guys know that? And then they all crack up. Tamer stands up and throws a napkin in his face.

And some of the noodles is like, okay, I'm gonna get in on on this and he lifts up a bunch of sticks above his head and he goes Uh, I guess you could say the stakes are high around here. They're like I'm sorry I see no noodles. You're not in the heart of the group. They just all grown. They're like yeah, you're not our friend Please continue frying those noodles. Thank you. Shannon, Shannon your chef kind of ruined the banter Can you fix that? frying those noodles. Thank you. Shannon, Shannon, your chef kind of ruined the banter. Can you fix that? So, I'm just like, you know, I have to say it's very, very hurtful when your relationship is put on the table for discussion and for you to discuss things and have that thrown

in your face. I mean, I know what that's like. It is very, very, it's disgusting, bad just disgusting. I'm like, Tamara, she's talking about you. She doesn't even realize. Tamara doesn't even realize that Jen is literally talking about. Tamara. Tamara.

Just got to think when people do that, I can't believe anyone would do that to anyone. And Jen's like, it is disgusting. It is disgusting. And I am so, so sorry for where you sit right now, Shannon. I'm sorry for that because you could get an applicant thrown in your sorry for where you sit right now Shannon. I'm sorry for that because you could get an apt-get thrown in your face from where you're sitting. Yeah that'll be awful if someone did that. I can't be anyone would ever do that. Well I appreciate you saying that Janana. Thank you very much. And Taylor's like well how are you going to handle those? Well because coming into the friend group,

I mean, I'd like to know who I can trust and who I can not trust. That's what I wanna know. Yeah, Taylor just like drunk in the corner. Okay. Okay. And Tim, because it's pretty clear, whoever's sitting at this table tonight

plans Vicki Gumbelsen, that's who you trust. And whoever's not here, that's who you don't trust. It's like, actually, I'm not sure I would trust you here, Tamara. So Jen also, what a weird way to do it. Whoever's eating right now. Oh, okay. That's who you trust.

Yeah, okay. So Jen is like, well, Jen in, so I went shopping with Gina, we could go, and she said something like, can you pay for this? And I was like, okay, sure, you know, you could be my new kitten. And then she also said that like you asked Emily something about how Gina and Travis were doing.

And she said she felt like you were poking around a little bit, do you care to elaborate on that, Jenin? Yeah, and we see the clip of Gina saying that she's not even close with Shannon. And she's like, why are you talking about my relationship when I can't talk with you? So then we cut back to Shannon. She's like, well, I'm Montana.

I said to her, I said, you see, you're happy in a relationship. But if I was crying to John Jansen, who's this guy right here? John Jansen. J-J. You wanna take a bow, John? Okay, well, John, I'm just, should I just,

oh, I still have salt on my face? I have salt. I can tell in your eyes. You're giving me the eyes. I have salt on my face. I have salt on my face. I'm so sorry. I'm hideous with salt on my face. Okay. Apology, because I hope. So anyway, I said, John dancing. If I was crying to John dancing for three years about David Bredor, um, he would say, and Tamer goes, heck the man! Batch! Luckily, I only cried for about two and three quarters years, so I was just up to the mark,

but I sailed through very slowly. I tried to be kind to her. I tried to be kind to her. I, I helped her with her DUI. And then we see clips of that. And them saying that they stopped the sheriffs from taking her into custody. And Shannon tells her the story that she was about to get arrested at 8 in the morning with her kids and they would have been taken into child protective services if it wasn't

her. And Shammer goes, Yes, a Gina. Gina was a bastard. Jim was like, let me give a sound bite for the trail. Gina was arrested. So, Shana goes, and my friend called the DA, at 10 o'clock at night to say, did you know that Channagodora has sold her her face?

I said, does the DA need to know this? If you have an issue with a sold to my face, come to me. And Jen's like, Holy cow, am I the only person hearing this? Because this is not table conversation. You don't talk about a mom and her kids and CPS. I just I don't I don't care if you were trying to help someone. If if I were Gina, I would be pissed. I would be so bit. I wouldn't need to do yoga in an outdoor space. Call me.

So God forbid you bring the drunk driver. Well, but Shannon's kind of grossed with this. Like to to use something like that. Like I get it, like at first, especially when she did it in that season, I could get it, because it's true, she did do a lot for Gina, and Gina did just fuck her right over. And I think Shannon had a right to be like, why are you fucking me over? I did a lot for you, but now it's later,

and like it's not, I don't know, how long did you get to bring that up, you know? I don't think, I honestly don't think there's literally anything wrong with this in the context of this in this show. This is all so super public, this is not a hidden secret. Gina talks about this a lot. It's part of her story, it's the doc pond.

She talks about Matt, all these things in her life. And the truth is, she did like basically turn on Shad in last season and was not, and she to be totally obnoxious to her. And Gina has talked all about Shannon and Shannon is like, what's going on with Travis and now Gina is all offended. And then, and Shannon's basically like, I know I tried to be nice to her. I mean, I even like, I even helped her with her DUI situation. I think that's like literally okay to, I helped her with this situation.

Now do they kind of like revelant, not revelant at her, they're like, you know, she's like, well, she was gonna go to jail. Da da da da da da da. Yeah, they're kind of like, they're kind of like in that moment, but I don't think it's crazy to bring that up. And I'm sorry, I just feel like Gina was a drunk driver,

and I'm not gonna be like, ooh, let's not bring up the fact that she was a drunk driver. I mean, someone could have gotten killed, I'm sorry. not bring up the fact that she was a drunk driver. I mean, someone could have gotten killed, I'm sorry. It's not the fact that she was a drunk driver. It's just being like, I saved her life. And if it weren't for me, your kids would be in the cast of Annie, you know? I just, there's just something about,

like it's just when people do things for you and then they use them against you forever. I mean just reminds me of like getting enough getting in an argument with my mom and then you just it's a litany You know, it's like well after everything I've done for you one time you pooped in a dillard Do you know what I had to deal with with the manager? It's like mom. I was too, you know Yeah, you earned that right when you become a mom I feel feel like. You earned her, and I think that Shannon's views Gina as like her like, belligerent like, teen daughter and she's like, do you know what I did for you?

I got you a serious card once, you know? She's like, you're my daughter. I gave birth to you. I had to go through the pain of labor and now I get to hold everything over your head. So there, yeah. Well, okay. So then Tamara's like,

let's just forget about them. Shining just like they forgot about Taco Night. Well, that's supposed to make me feel better because it didn't really. I still have 10 more places for people to. Can we have five more tiny sombreros for people that aren't here to use them? Let's see, no noodles like, all right.

This is your chance to Become part of the cast. Be friends with these people. Who here wants to heal a shot from a supersoaker? That lady's got a big mouth. Okay, open it up lady and so Taylor's like, ha, and he just was like, pssss. Like that's the deal. He does her mouth.

They love making Taylor do really stupid things with her crazy gigantic mouth. And he's really aggressive with that super sprayer and then gets it all over her, sprays too much. Mr. Noodles is fucking fired. I don't care. I would never hire this jackass. Who does that? Mr. Noodles. That's in your noodles. So I didn't want to appropriate his colch. But yeah, he's gross. I would fire him on the spot. Yeah, well, I don't think he's getting much work anyway, so it's okay

So they like that for all of Shannon's fights with John like well, mr. Noodles We did that thing for you. So I guess you'll be doing dinner for John and I deny it's like oh Jesus God Please no don't make me do another John and Shannon dinner and then Tamer picks up a super soaker and starts terrorizing everyone And she sort of spits Shannon the face and Shannon does the exaggerated laugh to be like I'm such a fun time with this party. I can't imagine anyone not being here right now I love this after they just all talked about DUIs So they did by the way last season when Heather

and Gina went to New York and they were like, let's have a party without them and we're gonna show where I've except a great wacky time. Yeah. So then Heather goes to her new penthouse and there's an interior designer there and there's a realtor, Eric Daniels there. And then there's like, wow, I'm in LA. I'm back. Me, starving actress Heather Kent. Heather Page Kent. It's all about location, location, location and buying all three of them. I'm looking to reignite my career slash start my career in Hollywood. So for me to have this apartment means that when I get a call last minute and it's like, hey, there's a part that's available. Well, when I'm in Orange County,

I can't get it. But now that I'm here, I can say, okay, let me call the valet. They're gonna put my car up. All right. Now let me spend an hour in traffic from century city as opposed to an hour in traffic from Newport Beach. See you soon. Exactly. Well, she has a hell of, doesn't she have a friend telecopter she could take? I mean, the point is, no one's calling her their last minute.

They never have. They're not gonna start now, okay. But good luck. You know, good luck with your dreams. I may not love you, but I'd love that you have dreams. Good for you. So then,

maybe while my, now the actors are all on strike. Okay, Los Angeles. I've spent $14 million I've moved into town and I'm ready to start acting you're on strike. Oh I See Have we seen Heather strike pictures? Huh, I'm surprised she's not I'm surprised she's not down there. Maybe she's down there for her fireside. Like, here I am, live from the strike. Hi, everybody. Yes, Reba's fine. She sends her love. Yes, everybody. Heather Page can't act right now. There's a strike. So don't be mad. Did I have a page in my name, okay? It's not being written on currently.

Till the deal has been agreed upon. I'm sorry. So her son comes over, this goofy ass, and then they start walking through the house, and Terry has no idea what anything is, and others are like, oh my God, look at this soap. Robert Cavali, you know who that is? They're like, no. god, look at this soap. Robert Cavali. You know who that is? They're like, no.

He's a famous Italian designer. And this is the first place he's done in the US. Everything here has been shipped from Italy, even the realtor. Am I right Daniel? He's like, no. Yes, you'll have. Don't speak again.

Or you're going out the window of this penthouse. Everything here has been shipped from Italy, for instance. So, Fila Rem is in the kitchen and that's where she'll live the rest of her life. She has a little box. So, she's like, you know, I love this place, but I really do want to tweak the furniture. Oh, hey, Terry, look at these doors. They're swayed. And he's like, ah, swayed.

And he feels a monkey. Have you even been here? He's like, Ah, Swayed. And he feels a monkey. Have you even been here? He's like, this is like my face. So then how there's like, all of the finishes are perfection. I just want to tweak some of them. I'm not saying that Robert Cavali doesn't know what he's doing.

But what I am saying is, I want to tear everything out and put in nothing but gray furniture. So, she's like, Oh gosh, we have so many papers to go through. We've got one place in escrow, this place closing, escrow closing, closing escrow. I mean, we are just so wait just so difficult to keep up with paperwork, isn't it? God, I just feel like it's like when we were on our honeymoon all over again, we're newlyweds and we're like, what do we want to do with our life?

How many millions do we want to spend doing stupid things? Like let's just, let's buy a mall for the fun of it. You know, it just feels like there's so many opportunities ahead of us. And she's saying that she hasn't told anyone that they're, that they're buying this place yet because she's like, I'm just not sure. I mean, we signed an NDA with the new people. So we just don't know, you know, it's not a good buy to OC. I'm just seeing someone else for a moment. Someone else called possibly Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Fingers crossed. Because that's her other third thing that you think.

Heather, you are not getting onto Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Do you think they'll letter on there? What do you think? No, I don't think like... I think it's, it makes sense for someone from Beverly Hills to wind up on OC, but it does not make sense for someone on OC to wind up on Beverly Hills. Oh, great.

Because all the TV actors on Beverly Hills have, even though they're not like superstars, they still have more credits than Heather. Like, they all were like child actors or they were big at some point, you know, or they're on soaps. And Heather's just not, she needs to get it, she needs to get on to days first, and then maybe she can get on to Beverly Hills.

Well, I think also the Beverly Hills just looks down on the OC as like Beverly Hills thinks they're like so fancy, you know, and they are, but I think they're not, but they like to think that they are fancy, you know. But they're brand, I mean, they all hold that brand the brands like they literally all hold diamonds. That's their thing You know, they didn't have to hold a fruit weren't they the first ones besides Jersey that didn't have to hold a fucking fruit They got to hold like a they don't know, you know, so Yeah, so anyway now we go back to Jen and she's now got like a million kittens in her in her kitchen And she's feeding them with Everly and Gina comes over and this is cracked me up because Jen goes oh

Sorry, um, you smell anything weird right now because she's got like all these cats out in all those cat food. She goes oh It smells good to me. Are you cooking? She comes and she meets she sees the kittens and she's like, oh my god, do these have diseases? What what's this happening? What's happening here? What is this? She's stepping fostered and Gina's like, by who? Why? Why?

Gross. Says the primary foster kitten of this cast, Gina. So, what's the point of being fostered if it's not being fostered by head to the brow? So, Gina loves it, loves it so close to each other. You know, I just drop Luca off at a sport

and then I can just like pop over here and just, well, I mean, I hope you don't mind. I told Luca that this is our house now. So, that's why I'm over here all the time. Is that okay with you? And tense like, so where were you? They talk about last night in June. It's like, well, I didn't want to go be responsible

for messing up the tackle party, you know? And tense like, well, she didn't say anything about you, Trashing your relationship with John, but what she alluded to was when it comes to you, when you went through your DUI she helped you and your kids and your kids would have gone to CPS if she hadn't stepped in something like that. She was like, well that is just fucking absurd. Alright because it was absolutely no scenario where my children

would be taken by CPS and if she opens a fucking mouth and says anything even remotely close to that, I'm gonna have a big problem because you don't say things like that, they don't true. Hi, I just want to butt in and say that I actually spent a year on CPS. So you said CPS. I mean, they'll just take anyone into a network these days. By the way, I just want to clarify something that Jen made it sound like Shannon out of the blue was like, by the way, did you know that I saved like Gina

from the dui blah blah blah blah blah? No, it was in the context of like, Gina's like, you know, Gina's pissed at you. And Shannon being like, you know, I feel like I've done so much for this person, including this thing. But Jen presents it like Shannon just was like, hey, let's talk shit about Gina right now.

Yeah, well, yeah, I still, I'm still, I think Gina has every right to be like, what the fuck, dude? I'm like, but I understand why Gina, I understand why Gina's like, what the fuck? But I don't think that Shannon is like, I don't think that she is unduly evil for bringing it up. And then Gina gets on my nerves again, because she goes,

well that is a complete false statement. It doesn't even make sense. Like if every parent who got a D. We lost their kid, everybody's kids, and no C would be locked up right now. I was like, oh yeah, everybody's got one, huh, Gina? No, like you don't get to, you don't get to, like Shannon doesn't get to over-dramatize it to me.

Like I know that we differ on that, but I think Shannon's an asshole for overdoing it and you're an asshole for underdoing it. Like don't just be like, oh, everyone's got to do it. What's a big fucking deal? Like so Shannon helped me. Who cares? Like what, she's never like pushed a grocery cart for an older woman before. I mean, it's like a simple,

little fucking favor. What is she want? Shannon, save your ass, your poor ass, your husband wasn't asked. He wasn't going to be able to do anything to help you. Your parents don't live in town. I could actually see a scenario where there's no one there to take your kids and they would have been temporarily taken or whatever, but you know, I get that she doesn't want to be reminded with men and I. Yeah, exactly. I guess she doesn't want to be taken back at that time.

I learned her percent and get that. I don't think it's outrageous that Shannon brought up in the context that she brought it up in, but I also, I think it's actually this, the most kind of like gross moment is her being like, well, everyone has one. That's sort of an implication here. And it's like, don't be cool with that. And then it gets worse because then she goes, oh, she passed along a phone number. That's it. That, you know, no, that's not just it. It's, you can't just call any fucking decent attorney worth their salt. Yeah. And you didn't know any. So it's not like, oh, I have the number.

She helped, she saved your ass. You need to give credit or credit is due. Now, is it right that she's rubbing it in your face and bringing it up on TV again? Not really. But she still saved your ass, and maybe if you fucking gave her credit instead of being a little asshole about it, she'd stop. I doubt she would ever stop. She won't ever stop.

She won't. I need to wait for my fucking back. Shannon. Shannon needs her I doubt she would ever stop. She won't ever stop, let's do it. Oh my needs are waiting. That's Shannon. Shannon needs her wins where she can get them. Because you know, she's also like, and I pay for my daughter's tuition. And no one thanked me for that either. Girl.

So Gina's like, you know, for Shannon and I, the best way to have a healthy friendship is for us to set boundaries and that we don't really cross. And the point of last night was to pull back, and now she's just being even cooler. Like she's so cool, she's like one of those donut things you get at the shop that looks like a rope that's tied on itself.

She's just a big old cooler. You know what, that's what I really mean. It's just cooler. So then Emily go, how is this show still going on? I mean, what the fuck? We've done 97 scenes. It had like 10 climaxes and it's just still barreling forward, you know.

It is. So Emily goes to a restaurant called Paragon. And she's ordering a most... What's that? It's also the name of my dry cleaner, it's Paragon cleaners. Paragon. So she's ordering a mosta. She's like, oh, I don't feel emotional, I don't feel emotional.

I don't feel emotional, even though they they kinda have the word mom in them. Or, and they're playing really dramatic music, which I think is gonna be funny just to order it. Moosa, it's this was a coffee shop, so I dressed for a coffee shop. Am I do you see the people around you? They're making Huntington Beach look fancy, okay? Yeah. So Shannon's like, well, I have cared about Emily a lot for the past two or three weeks, okay?

And with all that has happened in the past week, I don't feel the feeling is mutual. So I am here to find out if that is the case and also to see if this restaurant will serve a burger without a bun. You know what I hope that the waiter is auditioning for something? Let's see. The waiter comes over. Hi, how are we?

How's it going? That's like, oh God, it's one of these. So Shannon's like, wow, can you please, as I look at this menu with my glasses, tell me what is low fat here? Because oh, I do the summer salad. I will do a cheeseburger, thank you very much. But no fun, and Emily's like,

yeah, I'll get a cheeseburger too, and can I just get like a loaf? Do you guys have a loaf of anything? Anything, just find a loaf. But it's like, we've got a loaf of sourdough. Bring it. Don't worry, this is Orange County, we understand the needs.

So, I'm like, well, don't bring it. Don't worry, this is Orange County. We understand the needs. So I'm like, well, it's good to see you. You know, when I see you, I just see you and it's like a shot and we should do shots and have fun together and exonerate people. And I just, I understand we can't do that right now, but because we're high, okay, first, I apologize for yelling at you at FaceTime.

I know it was scary when I accidentally put bunny ears on my head and was also ripping you to shreds. It was confusing message, and I apologize. Really out of control, sorry, Shannon. She's like, well, okay, well good, because you know, I go all in on a friendship, and if I was concerned about something like your future, I would sit down with you.

I would do that. I would do that for you. And she says, okay, well, just tell me what it is I did. And she goes, well, you talked about me behind my back. And I felt like we had a bond, a bond of fingers wrapping around each other. Shannon, we do have a bond. Well, it's not your responsibility to start to sharing my business with other people. You have to come to me. And Emily's like, well, I had a conversation about your relationship because we were concerned about you.

And that's you. Are we not allowed to do that? Oh, look at senior noodles back there. Getting his pillow. Getting his pillow for it, ready? That's Bueller. Bueller's light. Sounds like we got some hot steaks in here. I didn't mean to interrupt you.

I just wanted to talk to you. No, I was at the end now. It was just making so much noise over there. Like, what is he doing? Yes. He's like, you know, he's like, uh, senior noodles over here. I did not get a taco. You have no right not to turn into the shape that I need you to be in.

Well, it hurts my feel. I thought I was bonded with this pillow. I just did our trip to home goods mean nothing to you? I will just lay on the flat ground now. Here I am. So I just give you a pillow and you're not going to use it. I thought we were like closer than that, Bueller. Bueller gave up. I'm so sorry. You couldn't get comfortable. Well you have no right to talk about me. Why am I back? Listen, we had a conversation we were concerned. Are we allowed to be concerned? You know, what Willie pissed us me off is Heather

incendiating, not this, all of this, all of this is best, that's the word we're talking about. Is it bad? Was it bad? Did she tell you what it was? What did I do? I think you're exaggerating. Did I talk about cheating and abuse and drudges

and illegal stuff? No, I never said that. Absolutely not. Okay, good. So then let's get Ancret Heather, because that's really fun. I don't want you to talk about me to other people, but I will talk about Heather behind her back. That's okay to do.

Heather has a history of making things seem worse than they are. And then we see a clip. Terry, do you think we should call an ambulance? Why would we call an ambulance? Because I think she's having a psychotic break, Terry. I think... That is that's the most vile. And she would have too. How do you bend your mouth? She's not in like, Heather now. So Shannon's like, and here she goes again. I mean, Heather Debrou is calculating

an amulet manipulative and very very wealthy. So I still say friends with her on some level. So I'm like, well, can we reserve, by the way, can we just like reserve the Heather thing for like one minute, because I feel like we could just say that for the next episode, I wanna get back to us, okay? I would like us to be able to move past this, and I won't say anything about you and John,

if I have a concern, I'll bring it to you, because your friendship means a lot to me, and I also not care about you, and I mean that that 100% I mean that with every fiber of my being. Speaking of which I I do need to get some more fiber so it could be wrapped us up because I have to take some pills. I will have one piece of bread. Thank you. Since she starts eating her lips.

What's going on? I guess the only way they do say the best way to move on in life is to break bread and I guess I have to fulfill that part of the story. So I will break this bread right now. And And when it's like, I'm so glad we made up. No, can we like hang out? Maybe like go get tacos. Well, excuse me to understand my party was on National Taco day. Well, you did a good job planning. I'm sorry.

And that's where it ends. It was such a phenomenal episode. It was wonderful. It was fun times. Yeah, really fun episode. I feel like I really needed that. So thanks everyone for being here today. Really appreciate it.

We got a recap of Crapie Lake coming up still this week. So stick around for that. Hey everyone, quick programming note. We say here that we're going to be doing crappy lake as a full recap and Southern Charm will be our bonus this week. But actually we had to move Southern Charm for next week and that will actually probably be a full episode on the main feed. Crap elake is in beer bonus. We just scheduling issues, we just sort of had to change it around. So sorry about that, Baton switch there. We still love you guys, and we'll catch you on the next episode.

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