Watch What Crappens - RHOC: Tequila Shots with Lyin’ Chasers

Episode Date: November 27, 2020

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I was gonna like cook something of recipe We're all gonna cook the same recipe and then share results on the discord server So that is gonna be really really fun. I haven't figured out what that's gonna look like yet But you know come join that's that's a lot of us like to cook so Why not? Let's cook. Let's cook. Yeah. Fun. Today is actually, I guess this is crap and giving Ronnie, right? You know last year we got to do crap and giving in New York City

We had an amazing show. Remember Hannah from Summer House was there and Kate Chastain came out and she did the table screen for us. Yes. And that's when they met. So thanks. Is that really when they met? Okay.

You're welcome, Bravo chat room. I think so. I think so. And now we're looking at both on Bravo chat room kicking ass to go watch that show as well to celebrate our little Thanksgiving turkeys. I know. I miss that I I'm sorry that we could not do crap

and it's giving live again this year but maybe next year. Yeah. But guess what? You know what? The whole world is on hold. Okay. And here's what's not on hold. Shan is alcohol. Not on. It's the killer not on hold.

Now just a macro before we get into this episode of Orange County. This is Bronwyn's renewing her vows episode. And you know, Bronwyn's sober for 30 days or whatever, and she's making an effort. Now, here's the problem in sobriety with every, sorry, I've predict so much in these recaps, but as you go on through sobriety and you,

like everyone around you is suddenly a drunk, I do not want that to happen to the show. We're now we're just like judging how drunk somebody is. I don't need Shannon to stop drinking. So if that's where we're headed, you ought better make a U turn. Okay. Get back to the store. There's no way Shannon's gonna stop drinking. She is she is too wasp to stop drinking. Okay. have you seen her dad? Okay, there will be booze in her cup for many decades to come. Yeah, I just really, the, of course, Shannon was really fucking drunk, but she doesn't have Vicki and Tamra to be wasted with her. So it's like just her being wasted and so she looks like a drunk and that's why you're not supposed to drink

at home. You have to be an alcoholic in a group so that no one calls you an alcoholic. They only call you an alcoholic when you're not actually sharing your martini. Well, you also don't want to do something alcoholicy at a party thrown by someone who's like newly sober because it makes your alcoholic tendency is really stick out. And you want to wait till you do it like in not such a contrasty environment. Yeah, but the editing was super heavy on Shannon's drunk now. Now we have to have a Shannon's drunk storyline. But that big said what else could they put together like what early I've had so he gave them and it was hilarious. I actually don't yeah, I don't know why

we haven't seen more of this over the past several years. We know she drinks heavily, heavily, you know? But we really haven't had like a Shannon is drunk episode. Like this was on a real house, was a New York level of like Sonia Morgan or Dorinda or any of them just getting wasted, you know, for an episode and they were like, let's give it to Shannon.

And I was like, thank you. This is what the show needs. Let's give it to Shannon. Let's what Shannon do with this year like it's a passing the honor torch to Shannon. Yeah. Yeah. Funny. Okay, so we know it's gonna be a very very serious episode because there's no opening. It's just like you just see them holding their whatever. What are they holding this orange? And just maybe oranges. And then they hold counties, maps of counties. Yeah, they hold counties. They just, yeah, they hold little coronavirus things in their hand.

And then the QAnon website. And then it's just silent. And we are back at the wedding, the end of the wedding, when Shannon is telling everybody that she's so mad that Kelly accused me of doing a water Oh, what it was a teacher Kelly I had to tell you I got a tiny Kelly. I am real right now. I am real They're not you saying that because my brand is called real for real. I am real. I am real that she's like real What's that what's that even what's real?

I'm really I'm really I'm really right now. I'm what is that? I'm really I'm really I'm really right now. I'm really I'm really I'm really I'm really I'm I'm I'm I'm like you know when you're angry and you're real I am What do you walk what does that mean your wall? What do you want? Doesn't even sound doesn't literally doesn't even sound like well. Like a really good approach. Oh, what are you doing? A real and a fishwalk person. And then we see Bronwyn and Sean and they're sitting on the big lit love sign,

getting a kiss, getting a picture. And Bronwyn was like, I'm exhausted. And I just wanted to imagine how he feels. Jesus Christ. Sean must be so fucking tired. No, the whole family So then we go back to Shannon's just like here I am Excited that you and I are making another step. Okay step. You know what the word step is step step. Okay?

It's not woke. Okay. What's that? I'm gonna step Take a step to go for hey, well, we're taking another step. How I thought if I had a waterline Why why wouldn't you come to what why wouldn't you come to me if you thought that why wouldn't you come to me? Why would you do whatever you want? You could do whatever you want Like it doesn't even bug me. It's a free country. All right. We're in America We are doing a tincture. Okay, a tincture a tincture

Well, I think you said water tincture two ounce bottle tincture two ounces Would you think that amount of love? I ever got from David after 20 years Two out of water Janice making a woke water You're making a mouth of a boil. I'm making a tincture out of a molehill. Thank you very much This is like Shannon let it go. It's like a tincture, a tincture, like we already covered that. Why are you bringing it up again? It's like beating dead horses, okay?

It's a tincture. It's a tincture. What's a tincture again? When did you- When did you- When did you- When did you- When did you-

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When did you- When did you- When did you- When did you- When did you- When did you- When did you- When did you- When did you- When did you- When did you- When did you- is an industry that any of you were involved in ever ever. I would never do that. I would never. And I would never say that that industry is set in the press and either I would never never never. Never. And you know that Shannon is really angry Shannon

because when she gets really mad, she puts her the tip of her tongue on the top of her mouth when she says never. She's like, never never it's like Audrey too I do about to eat something yeah and Kelly's like well I want everyone to be successful okay cuz it's America and we should all be selling something like when I'm in New York I tell the Statue of Liberty you're lazy so something she's just standing there showing the world her armpit like show the owner it you lazy wolf bitch

Kelly I thought you were upset. I thought you're upset. Okay, and then Kelly's like I'm sorry I wasn't my intention. I'm sorry Oh, well, this is the Kelly I know and don't always love a girl that comes at you and then acts like it's no big deal like Why I don't care that you have a acts like it's no big deal like why I don't care that you have a water what's a water what's a water have a water like you do care can we don't of course Shannon says that all like it's quarantine camp so she's like like her voice is like this basically like yeah her voice is definitely an in echo,

and then her hands are so big. She's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, Dan has the worst microphone. So then, Bronwyn takes a picture of the family, and now it's like party time, and Kelly is like congratulating Bronwyn for being married for 20 years. And then we cut to Elizabeth.

This is a big Elizabeth episode, by the way. And she's like, where's Bronwood? I don't want to drink in front of her. I mean, I do want to drink in front of her. What do I mean? I don't know. I'll say both statements. You have to figure it out. So Santa's like, I got to go to the room, which means she got to get wasted because she's on her alcohol in her room. So she goes to her room and John makes her a cocktail. And she's like, well, we should have So she goes to her room and John makes her a cocktail and she's like, well, we should have it in here. And Adeline is like, well, that was a very different Val Renoul. And Shannon's like, oh, oh, really? She's like, she's like, what?

What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying? What are you saying? No, I just mean that the Valvernual was just like more fun. That's all. I mean, it's just, there's more happy than sad, you know, and then she's like, quick, please elaborate, please elaborate. I mean, please, you know, by all means, I mean, I'm just a simple human being who was dragged to a gaschrup up on her birthday that you'd sugary sauce when she was trying to die of, but please, by all means, throw the daggers at me.

Yours was just more sentimental, mom. She said, well, I do not want to compare them. Why would I compare a terrible one, like Brown wins to a wonderful one, like mine? I mean, look, mine, I had no idea. I was having a valedual. It was a surprise. And then I saw you guys there.

And I, I, you know what, Brown, Brown, when did they have to go through a public affair either like I did. You get that, so uh, you get that, you get that, okay? You get that? No, I really hope I'm not harming my children. Stella, do you understand what I want to do? Your father cheated on me and we had a terrible battle in the world. You can't expect any happiness in life.

Can I have some more tequila, please? That would be wonderful. Thank you. No reason to cry, mom. She goes, I don't know. I don't know why I'm crying. That would be wonderful. Thank you. No reason to cry, mom. She goes, I don't know. I don't know why I'm crying. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. You know, everyone wants to keep the family together, especially with your little kid. And when you're in an unhappy marriage, I just, look, I'm working on being less reactive. When John helps. And I hope I can change the damage I've caused my children. My kid, you little fucking mouth. Sarah, my arm is cut. You shall always reveal the the power. No, that we had even if it was a failure. Okay, so you shall never mention bad things about it again. It was the best for the ever. Then Kelly goes up to Mama Joe, Bronwyn's grandmother.

And she's like this 90-something year old lady. And Kelly's like, I know so many people who would love you. Are you ready to bang it out? She's taking the day of money. If they have money, I will. I have money. I was telling, telling. That was hilarious.

Kelly. Well, they have money in one foot in the grave and you're ready there to bang it out. They could die of a heart attack She is what what am I doing about my ex-husband you lives with me You're no Then So then, um, Ron, when this talking, Emily and Emily's, Emily's like, Clutch, you work things out with the genal length. That was really important. And, Brian was like, um, yeah, we were both nervous, but open as well, which is really important. Yeah.

Well, I'm proud because like all the tension that you guys have had, like, she's not drinking for you. Yeah. And, Brian says that like, she's not drinking for you. Yeah, and Browen says that like, she never expected the women not to drink, but the fact that Gina's not drinking, that's what's called showing up. And then it cuts to John's Shannon,

just pour more tequila in the room, like we only have five minutes left. Come on, come on, come on, oh yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah. She's like out of a respect, we're not gonna drink tequila in front of her, but we are gonna have one for the road Okay, come on order. All right Stella. Sell it the way you make up from being making mommy mad Let's give her more killer. Come on Stella

So then Kelly goes over and talks to dr. Deb and she's like hey mean squeeze you my mean squeeze You're so skinny right now. You're so tincture. Did I use that word right? What was the tincture? Where are those somewhere? Oh. And then like Dr. Deb, she's talking about how she did some sort of like, she's like, I did a master cleanse with a digital detox and also ate a scorpion.

Shut up, fat. Yeah, I did a digital master cleanse combined with a digital detox. Okay. Sure. And then a kid, then like a kid is like, hey, hey, grandma, dab, like this fell out of your hair and it's like, it's like the original lass.

It's like a golden lass. Yeah. It's like a little charm or something. And Kelly's like, what is that? She goes, there's no telling. I mean, God, there's no telling what's in my hair. She's like, don't you wash it? She's like, what is that? She goes, there's no telling. I mean, God, there's no telling what's in my hair. She's like, don't you wash it? She's like, no.

No, Kelly. I don't wash it. We don't wash our hair in this family. Don't worry, it never really seems to affect anything. We want to get issues. Kelly goes, what's in there? And she's like, check ins. Kelly's like, that's gross.

No. So now, John and Shannon are walking to the reception and Shannon's like, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Because she's like, I guess it's wet and she doesn't have balance or whatever. And she's like, sweetie, can we walk in? Can we walk in with this or not? Or like, is that gonna be just respectful?

I was like, no one knows what's in it, huh? I was like, okay, yeah. So then, um, Sherry Bronwyn's friend is Sherry the one that Bronwyn's kind of dating? I don't know in real life if she's dating her, but I do know, she was the one who said that, Bronwyn said that Sherry is the one who's like,

saw the, like the red flags. Yeah, but Bronwyn's been like, now that she's redefining her marriage or whatever, she's been dating a chick, and I'm wondering if it's Sherry. I need to do more research on that or any research actually, because that makes this kind of creepy. She's like giving the speech at their wedding.

She's like, oh, God, I just love you guys to anybody, pieces, tears to Sean and Bronwyn. And elevators, Sherry Berry call back for those who really know. So I was like, give us your cigarettes give us your secret please tell me And then brawman is My phone just turn on I think my digital assistant just was like I'm here to give you my secrets. I'm like no Go on a digital assistant So brawman's like well the secret is talking when it's hard realizing when we're flawed and

Letting go of what marriage was and embracing what it is now And Elizabeth's like, I'm just jealous. I'm jealous of their relationship A hundred billion million percent which is times that times a dollar is to buy how much I'm gonna get from my divorce So I was like Sean and where were you say I have to go to the bathroom and then I had to decompress and you know She just starts saying so and but and so and but and but and so we're never again I'm genius like Shannon tonight. It's on a scale of when to drunk. She's like 20 sheets to the wheel You get 30 accents in that one word lady

So Shannon are you good with Bronwyn and she's like well I So but I've been working my brain with saying you know what I ever say someone's house is that and I just I'm don't I don't Sad and depressed. I wasn't really was great. What's that? I would never say sad and depressing and Emily, well, the only person that really matters here right now is Gina. And she was like, you know what? And really sick hearing us satin depressing my houses. Like shut up already, my houses, lovely, right?

I mean, I got a pillow that says lovely, so it's kind of official. So everyone's dancing. And Jimmy's just kind of standing there alone. And Elizabeth's like, Jimmy, Jimmy Jimmy get over here your mother fucker Do you guys have sex No, no, we don't why I'm not divorced yet Obviously, yeah, but when I'm divorced it is on and they're like

I don't know about this and Liz is like, I know that just wanted to get to know me But this is a little bit annoying. Okay, if you want to know about something, ask me about money. I love money And Gina's like, well, he at least goes down on your right and she's like, oh This is my business who I bang and I'm okay? No, we did not go down on me Like what do you make out? It's like well, no, we don't actually make out. I mean we kissed watch But that was before he knew I was married okay, um, and listen We don't want you to have us we don't want to have sex both of us to have sex until we're divorced And then he's like is it you or is it him is it both of us? So it's him. It's him. It's him. It's him.

And I'm almost like, I just want to put her on the stand. And now Shannon. Shannon truly having her cross over moment with New York. She finds Rowan and Jacob. Rowan's older children, two of her older children. She's like, Rowan. Rowan, Auntie Shannon over here. Sweetie. Rowan, Rowan, Auntie Shannon over here, sweetie, Rowan.

How are you? Hi, you guys look great. I'm so happy for you. I just have to tell you, my ex-husband, he surprised me with a vanerole and it didn't work out. And my children all said to me that your van knew all was upbeat and fun and good and so different than mine mine was a bad favor knew on my wedding was bad yours is good and I'm sure there'll be no cheating hard disappointments you guys are great kids yeah pretty much like okay

great talk kids and they're like what the hell? Like that was awkward as fuck, okay, everyone's like yeah, she was self fucking dry Just literally like you guys have nothing but cut things to like flowers. You have a great night Sweeties I took it that was funny cuz she's like and your parents had a great power in the will and then you know I had a great power and all and then things took a tumble All right, well it'll work out for you guys all right What do you think about cream cheese and salmon? That's people like that right people like that

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to, I love my kid, but wherever you get your podcasts, you can listen ad free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So we see Kelly talking to Dr. Daab, she's like, I want to come to your house and do mushrooms. And then Shannon at the bar is hoarding another drink and she's like, Oh, what is this? Bad game, great fruit. Oh, okay. I'll have three things. I'll give you some of those olives. Give me those olives. I want them a stick. Just give me some olives on a stick. And John's like, sweetie, are you all right? I'm fine. I'm just gonna hold on. I'm just gonna pass out

in a standing position for three seconds. Okay. I'm back. And then there's a really awkward moment with seconds. Okay. I'm back. And then there's a really awkward moment with Dr. Tab and Bronwyn and her stepdad or whoever this guy is Howard Stern. Happy Howard Stern. He's like, you know, ramen, I found a letter when I then I wrote when I was 20 and what I was asking about was you. And Dr.

Tab, who is clearly still trying to sell Brahman on the sky all these years later, is like, he's been in her life a long time, a long time and Brahman goes 38 years. Yeah, I guess so, 38 years. So then Kelly is talking to, she goes up to Shannon's group and she's like, what's up, what's up, homies?

And Shannon's like, oh, well, let me make a cheers to Shannon never having a water line time. You know what, you bitch? You need to drink some water. You need to drink water, bitch. Shannon, why don't you get like this? And Shannon gets right in her face. She's like, Kelly?

Yeah. She's like right there. She goes right in her face. She's like, Kelly? Yeah, she's like right there. She goes right to her face. And she goes, Kelly, you and Zach, we're not positive when you came up to me earlier. I was not positive. She's like, you're the one being a negative dance here. When Shannon gets to close to her face and Kelly just moves her head back like that My children are like yeah I fell to negative vibe from it, but like I'm wanted to go to go to go on with that Okay, so if you still have an issue with me like David had an issue with me after my not fun That renewal apparently you still ah I thought I just thought I was a negative vibe. That's all you drunk No, no, no.

Yeah, you are your drunk. Go like this. Bend back and put your finger on your nose. I did not have. I did not have any of the tequila that we bought. I would never have the tequila when Bronwyn said, no tequila, I would never do that. I would never do that.

She tells her, I would never. I would never have any of the tequila that you bought. And Kelly's like, you were the one who brought it up. I think it was 30 minutes earlier, Shannon, like, my precious honey. Shannon's trying to pin it on her. And she goes, well, you're the one who walked in with tequila to Bronwyn and said, I know you're triggered, but,

nah. And Kelly's like, what's worse, me carrying a bottle of tequila to the lobby or Shannon, me carrying it in or Shannon's thinking it in and getting flat out wasted. Which one's worse? Uh, and then Kelly's like, then Kelly starts talking about triggers and she's like, everyone has a trigger. I mean, I have a trigger with shopping.

If I have a dreadful, give her a sheet right here. Am I going to buy it? No. And Shannon goes, this is Kibashi right here And Bronwyn the Kirk kids are like mom look at Shannon and Shannon looks over and she's like oh They're fine. They're having fun. They're laughing and then we go back and Kelly's like Shannon you have something on your convalesie

I then we get a flashback to the nose flicking in Ireland. I had totally forgotten about that nose flick about how Shannon got so mad about, like, she took her finger and just did this to me. Just did that. So this time she's like, Shannon's like, ha, ha, ha, and Kelly is like, why don't you find me funny? Ha, ha, like a really like sweetly urnous question.

Like I've been trying for six years. Just laughing me once. And Shannon's like, oh well, what do you think it's funny? If you got something on your shirt, and it's your nose, that is funny. It is funny. I guess maybe we should have done that to our cows.

Maybe it would have worked out then. That would have been a fun vow. Right, Sarah? That would have been a fun ceremony, I guess. I don't know. I'm just not the fun one. Oh, you gotta love that Shannon finally got that fucking joke all these years later. It's like the first time she laughed at it.

And then they're talking about the mirrors' ceilings. There's a mirrors. Yeah, it's reflective on the yuck. Yeah, and Kelly's like, it's mirrors. Hey, Emily, you and change should have sets right here. Dork and twerk's sex. Dork should bone twerk. Do it. Hi, Jimmy's going to whip out his Mexican penis. And they all get really serious. And Emily's like, wait, Kelly's like, wait,

if you have sex with them, she goes, well, once, what he found out I was married, there was no more sex after that. What are you doing? Are you protecting? Are you trying to get money out of this divorce? I did. So you're not admitting that you're having sex with Jimmy because if so, you just wrecked your whole thing. I literally have no idea what Elizabeth's end game is. Like I just, like Elizabeth came on,

I was like, I like Elizabeth, but now I'm so confused by her. Like nothing makes sense. She just says things. So then, it's just like Elizabeth, but now I'm so confused by her. Like nothing makes sense. She just says things. So then, it's just like lies, but they're not horrible lies where you're like, what a vicious liar. They're just like little lies, you know?

I love water. You know one thing I love water. I haven't had water in 20 years. I just hate water. Why are you lying about that? Yeah. You know what, maybe she's just overheating because her face is all flushed.

Like she's clearly just come from the dance floor. And so she's all, maybe her system is overloaded. So now I'm just saying random things because my system can't handle this anymore. Yeah, they're just confused. She was like, I mean, she says she doesn't have sex with a boyfriend, but then she has sex with a boyfriend. So I don't get it and Kelly's like me and Rick like our whole life is about having sex Yeah, it's like we can tell by the photos on Instagram. I'm being like So So then they're talking Liz says well, you know But I was telling Jimmy that before we have sex like we can't have sex in truth because I'm still married

They're like so you haven't had sex. I haven't had sex with him. That's as one minute earlier. Have you had sex with them? Yes, we had sex once And she was like yeah, the reason I'm having a hard time believing that is cuz she lies That's why like it's a simple reason and then they show her to eat they so two days earlier where They're like so how long have you guys been dating? I guess when they're on that double day to triple day Yeah, like so how long have you guys been dating and Jimmy's like a year? It's like well, I mean outside a quarter order Okay, well then outside the quarter order. Oh, yeah 35 years. I mean no you no you do it Jimmy. Okay. We've been dating

Jimmy are you gonna do this with me Jimmy? dating Five years 16 years. Okay, wait We've been dating Pop tart for yours. Oh, pop dot. Nope. Drop one more time. Jim. time Jimmy just a verse all right. We have been dating Love about three months love about So Gina's like you know is it's working against it because she doesn't want to tell us anything and that makes us want to know Everything so Liz is like well, I'll be getting a divorce

and then we'll be moving forward. Well, lots of ass out. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay, but I got my children down. Listen, I didn't even get children. I'm happy. And then she starts crying. And she's like, there's not a day that goes behind so I don't regret choosing money over children. And she's telling Jimmy in a clip, you see them in the hotel room, she's like,

oh, you know, Jimmy, the girl's saying I should get on. Pop tart. No, baby. They said I should freeze my eggs. I'm putting them inside being let it grow into a chicken And he's like well, you know if you want kids then you should probably evaluate that's like well You're not into it. So who cares? Lee and see me okay For months not now Jim. Yeah, that question was two days ago months. Not now Jim. We had that question was two days ago.

So she tells us whether or not Jimmy wants to have a child, she could still have a child. And I guess just date Jimmy. And so she tells the girl, she's like, in your 20s, she's like, oh my god, how much money does she have? But then, you know, what now I don't want to roll X x I want to laugh I just want a man who understands a Dutch door that opens on the top of sis clues on the bottom is that so hard I So then it's party every day party every day and standing in Kelly are like dirty dancing together Yeah, I guess they're over there fight and Yeah, I guess they're over there fight. And um, yeah, exactly. And Elizabeth said, you're at Broadway.

Your part is awesome. Hey, you're fun. Sober. You're really fun. And bronze like, oh, thanks for doing that. You know what? I'm learning. I'm really having more fun being sober than I was having when I wasn't sober.

And so they start talking about her mom. Liz asked about her mom. And she's like, well, you know, I mean, we've got some issues. Like, you need to baby stamp through those, okay? And Emily's like, oh, it's a major issue that you told your mom what was going on and she used that against you. And Brom was like, the issue is 42 years from my life.

Pretty much. It's everything. Everything's the issue. So I told my mom like, we should do therapy and she was like let's do MDMA instead. So you know. This is like with your mom or WTA. Yeah. Yeah. Gina's like you know what? It's actually shocking that you're only an alcoholic. Yeah. So then the girls Gina and Emily walk outside and talk about how they just want to eat chicken fingers by the pool and then

Gina's like I'm so scared of the water shins don't make me want to walk Oh, he's like there's a shark she's like oh my god Shark shark she's like oh my god I can't take it a shark king of shark so then Shannon so then Shannon is hugging Bronwyn and she's like Bronwyn Bronwyn Bronwyn Hi it's me Bronwyn, Bronwyn, Bronwyn hides me Shannon Petour. I used to live in the rich part of the ocean that the poor person over there moved to the poor section. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you I am here for you Bronwyn, I'm here for you. I love you more than life. I hope we're

moving forward because I'm good and I want you to know I did not bring Tequila in here. I take it to the room because I didn't want to be just respectful like my daughter was when she said that your vows were actually more fun than my vows. So how about that my I'm the unfun vowmaker. I guess I about that? My auntie, unfun valmaker. I guess that's me, Shannon unfun. Maybe it's because I have to have my tequila in the room. Is that about the party? I don't know.

Maybe it's that. I don't know. I don't know. I'll tell you more tonight. And Bronwyn's like, wow, I'm shocked that Shannon was drinking. I just can't believe it. And she's like, I mean, look, I get it. I get it.

I think I was in my room. I had one drink. one drink in my room. And Bronwyn tells us, your hammer. What's up, low? And she said, well, hey, well, I'm going to go with my husband. Whoops! And I call him my husband. Back I John, who hasn't given me a wedding ring yet.

Ha, ha, ha. Well, hopefully there'll be some delicious cheese in my room that has not been sitting up for more than 45 minutes My god Sedgina and Emily and Shader back in their room and she's like, oh my god And that Liz girl like I don't get it and Emily's like well Like you just get addicted to the lifestyle of like money Let's get addicted to the lifestyle of like money, fame, making a bikini live in the sleeves if you feel like it.

It's actually very, very addicting. Yeah, as someone with a new hip, I understand how you can get addicted to life's pleasures. New hip, hip. So then John and Shannon are walking with their umbrellas and a channel just goes, that's not funny, John! He's like, what? I don't know. John!

I think someone's still in her umbrella. She's, babe, we put two umbrellas in the basket, and now we only have, does only, does only, why is it, babe, I got two. Yeah, yeah. Oh, okay, that's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny, John. And so she's like, oh, do you know that Bronwyn said that her grandfather couldn't come because he's doctor

And he was just exposed to five cases of corona and then her grandmother came up and gave me a kiss I just gave it John John vid Don't I have long damage that David caused when he breathed toxins into my lungs when he would kiss me. Tuxons called cheating. Okay, so it's not good.

It's not good. So she starts coughing because she's shanning. And inside the family's dancing and Bronwyn's like, oh my god, tonight I celebrated the amount of my dreams. And then John and Shannon are in their room now. And she's just still wasted, because it's like one second later. And he's like, should we get the food out of here? She's like, I didn't even get a chance to eat tonight.

What is this? And then she sits and puts chair in the chair reclined. She's like, babe. Whoa. My chair. My chair reclines like babe whoa my chair my chair oh look at my chair right now it goes back oh god it goes back sort of how

how Ron win takes us back instead of moving forward that's what the chair does if like a Ron win chair wow this is like are you telling me it's 9 p.m. and we're going to bed what time is it and uh say where's the after party am I supposed to go to an after party? And there's like a plate of like sad leftover food that maybe the kids left or something and so she starts poking at it and she's like That's a little cold

Okay, I'm okay. I can have the cold food. I mean, I'm I'm already not the fun one with the sad fast I'm as well just have cold food because I'm already not very fun Okay, and their ladies they're doing turn down and she's like, I don't want cheese. I want to do some weight. This case of quantum, champion, okay. So it's way no

those Penta Quattro or us Malo or no. They're like Paracho but I can't look. I don't speak Spanish,

but I got that but I can't eat it. It's way now. I'm't speak Spanish, but I got that part. Oh my god. Okay, I'll eat it. It's bueno. I'm gonna eat it. Gracias. Gracias.

Where my fast-fun lady, you were there, right? So the next morning, Gina and Bronwyn and Emily are up super early to go to A.A. And Bronwyn's like, yeah, Gina's been going to meetings with me and I am so happy that Emily would come to a meeting with me. That is huge. Yeah, huge. And they just like talk. They talk about going to AA and talking about how Gina was there for her and talk about how like. They're just like driving to AA. So then it's now it's 9.38 in the morning and Shannon is awake and she's angry about her breakfast situation. Sweetie, I said, egg white, I'm well done and this is not an egg white.

It is not an egg white. You just see what this is? It's a yellow egg. It's not egg white, okay? It's egg yellow. I'm gonna call them. Do you think it's gonna take? Hi, it's me,. I'm gonna call them. Do you think it's gonna take hi? It's me the lady who asked for egg whites who has yellow. I'm calling to ask for egg whites. Well done.

Is it gonna take forever? I have a question. Did anyone else ask for egg whites and if they did was this conversation more fun or was that conversation more fun? I just curious. So she's like, this is just last, last night when I didn't get dinner. And then she almost falls out of her chair. So then she's like, and then she's looking at, there's like a, like a breakfast case idea out there. And she's like, what, what, what, what is this green? Is this a, chilly? Is this a, this green here? Is this, is this something that might be more fun? What, what is this green? Is this a green here? Is this something that might be more fun? What is this over here?

He's like, just eat it, goddamn it. So he's like, so what are we doing today? He's like, well, I'm doing stuff with my friends. Bye. And so they bring her egg. They bring her highlights thing. I like sad egg whites. Yeah, but she said egg whites with nothing else on them.

So it's just like a plate of egg whites. And she just stares at it grossed out Well, it's not very well done. It is running That's okay. I Okay, I I don't deserve anything well done. I mean nothing's been well done in my life I mean just look at my my valve, who oh, which apparently was not well done apparently was the most boring thing that's ever seen which apparently was not well done apparently was the most boring thing that cell has ever seen. So then Liz calls her mom and from her room. It's like, oh mom

hot snail is. Oh man, River. All right now listen we just went to a wedding. We just went to a wedding in New Orleans. It's been real hard because it's right about the huge mansion. The meme mean what's this bum spilled huge mansion and I'm right next to it I can feel it calling me. Yes I'm right now I'm doing it right I'm doing the dead man walking I'm doing I'm Susan Sarandon to mention his Sean Pan and we just have some glass called the park and right in between our fingertips there we go mother like this home it was supposed to be a forever home. It's 10,000 square feet. It's got multiple boos with a lot of hours and Dancing ladies on the top and don't rinse jumping through fire ups into the pool. I'm rich Riches hail. Oh, mother. I guess what I did. I've really texted burns. I did it

I woke up and I texted him and now I'm crying because I feel like such a terrible woman I feel like an unnatural woman because I'm not strong. That's what I thought I would be I thought I'd be strong, but whatever doesn't kill you doesn't make you strong. I just mix your texts Okay, so she's like losing it basically she's doing that thing where she leaves the guy and she's like screw you I can't believe you got somebody pregnant and then you're just like waiting for him to text you back like no come back And I guess he's not and that's what I'm getting from it or any yeah because she keeps texting him and he's like getting mad But she's still texting him and she's like you know I've just feel like I go into this town. They just look at me like I'm this gold dick.

I'm gold dick. Like the judge just looks at me like I just want money. Oh my god, I can see myself on the phone. I don't even have money for Botox. Look at my face mother, look at my face. Her mom is like, please hang up. I'm sick of having this conversation. We have it every single morning.

You get a drink, you text burnt, and then you act like you like Jimmy. Okay, fine. Yeah, her mom's basically like get a job, you know? Yeah. So then one week of COVID. Yeah. Now we're getting the COVID time stamps, just like Southern Charm. So now, Romans on the phone with Kelly. Well, the girls are just basically all going to the pool and Shannon is face timing with Elizabeth and was like, Oh, I've been crying. I was crying when I met you. Now, I'm crying to forget you burnt.

I tell you that much. Jan's like, oh, I'm sorry. Well, you have so many happy things happening, lady, who lives in the poor section of Beach. Everything's going great. It's all right. Actually, as soon as she said that she's been crying Shannon rips off her sunglasses like Someone has pain. I must I must be in it. She's like tell me about this crying

Like in chick joy tears into my veins So now so now they're all everyone's just like there's like a lot of gathering at the pool, okay, and just gathering and chatting, and so Shannon shows up, she's in a robe, and Kelly has dressed sort of in a pantsuit and she's like, how, hey, so far are you woman? I'm fun, I'm fun, I'm not just a woman with a tincture. I'm a woman who's fun with a tincture This is like where these bitches? And Santa's like, well, I'm making under this robe

Cheer that and they just cut to the pool guy who's like Please don't hurt me Real celebrities to stay here people So are you drinking a bloody marriage? I'm being married. Sorry. My kids, if they were ordering for me, would have ordered me a bloody marriage because that's a terrible mind when some hair in my ear.

Apparently I have to start drinking bloody fun marries now. I guess. I don't know. And Kelly said, maybe you should have some hair of the dog. I'm saying, I don't need dog. I have hair you say that about Archie. I have hair you. I would never do that to Archie. And then we find out, Bronwyn's kids have lies.

It's like the best thing to ever happen to this show is the infestation. God. Sorry. I'm just laughing because Bronwyn life they have lights and he goes I was touching them! Yeah, I was touching them! And then we see a clip of Kelly being the weirdo at the wedding where she's like

Hi, kids! She's like, Jesus! It's Kelly! Do you love her? One of them is just like scratching at a scalp. Scratching at you is how he gets like get closer to me. Let's put our heads together. Never bonded for life.

Oh, and Kelly's like, I have to go to once in a lifetime. Which I guess is like the local Lice place in OC. I guess. And Chandler's like, well, we practically live there. So then everybody's there now. And Brom was like, oh my god,, yeah it's true, my kids have lies. I thought they were just sweaty because it was so hot and Kelly's like oh my god, oh my god news news news, hold on, listen, oh my god Rick just came on the phone.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Fox News, Fox News, Fox News now. So listen to this, the warriors are gonna play out with fans. They're gonna play without the fans there. If you can't get toilet paper anywhere, it's like they're into the world. Oh. By the way, I just want to report that we're out of toilet paper in Los Angeles, which goes to show that no one learned anything

over the past nine months. If you hoarded toilet paper the first time around, did you remember using it all? Did you have to hoard it again? I had a feeling I just never stopped buying toilet paper. Like every time I got groceries, I would get a couple of toilet paper just because once you've been without, I mean, I was never totally without thank God, but just you're when you're

faced with the idea of not having toilet paper, I never want to be faced with that again. It's like people who lived through the depression, you know, and they're like, you're spending more than 20 cents on dinner. I'm going to be like that now with toilet paper. I will always avoid toward toilet paper the rest of my life. I mean, I just bought a 48 pack like last week, but purely coincidentally, it was like I was out of toilet paper.

So like, I bought like, you know, one of those big ass things because just like it was what was available on Instacart and I did it, but I was thinking myself, if I had like waited another week because I had like enough to make a week, I was like, if I waited another week, I might not have had toilet paper and it would have been a real issue.

You'd have 30 hands boy. So, okay, now's where it gets to the part where we're talking at lights like the first reactions to COVID, which kind of sounds familiar, you know, just from anybody who talked about this with friends. So Kelly's like, I mean, there's been 30 deaths and Emily goes, well, were they old people? Because old people don't count. Yeah, but at first they were, yeah, but at first they were like, only, you know, older people and like, what like what was it older people and sick people or something would get it and Kelly's like, yeah, don't people die of the flu anyway? Come on!

And Elizabeth is like, well, this is completely blown out of proportion just sort of like my text. I sent him to Burm. Okay, I'm going to tell you guys in 60 days it'll pretty much be gone, even though we are actually already three wants into this process. And at this point I thought you were just saying something to be like, oh whatever. And then it turns out, Elizabeth is a crazy person. Yeah. It's like big farm and water back scene. They want to sell you this back scene and cities need funding.

And if you ask me, it's just blown out of proportion. I did not see that coming. I did not see Elizabeth being the one saying that crap which by the way lies. It's all lies. Please don't believe what she said. Let's laugh at what she said. Let's not use that as fact. Oh my god. The whole world is just faking it. Yeah. Big pharma has just launched the biggest conspiracy theory in the entire world. And there hasn't been a whistleblower. If you are any of it, yes, I'm sure that's it. Big Pharma is just dying to get its hands on Dolly Parton's wallet.

You know, Pfizer has just been like that fucking Dolly Parton. I'm stealing her purse the second I get a chance. Cities need money, which is why we are making it terrible in South Dakota right now. Yeah, please don't believe that. And if you do believe that, please be open to thinking it. So Shannon's like, oh, God, Kelly, you're talking about clothes and we're talking about life and death. And this is like, well, I'm stuffed up because I'm cried.

Jimmy went to work and I cried on my own, but whatever non-sexless lover Now, listen, I love your vow, where no ligious reminded me of how shitty bodies right now She starts crying and brawling cuz brawling sounded kind of rude here. She's like sorry That was the intention at all Well, I'm just feeling a lot of motions you got me feeling the motions Because my divorce is about to be final. And you know, it's going to be the closing curtain on this wonderful marriage of mine. And I've just suppressed

a lot of emotions over the years. And it's all cobbling up right now. And Shannon, who has been possibly the biggest nightmare through her entire divorce is like, I mean, but come on, you get support for like five years. And she's like, yeah, but it's, it's, it's fun.

This month's I have a motion about it. And Emily's like, well, do you think that you stuffed feelings down and now they're coming out because little worse. Yes, Emily. Thank you. Thank you, Emily. Yeah, exactly. Fucking Emily with every single issue on the show.

So they're basically the nasty face of divorce right now. And Emily's every single issue on the cell. So they're basically the nasty face of the divorce right now. And Emily's like, so if it's nasty right now, why are you talking? She's like, where? Girl, so I have to admit something. I did a naughty thing. Okay, our checks are burnt.

I said, big farmers out to get us and furthermore, I'm really sorry. I thought for divorce, I'm really sad that our marriage will be over soon because that's how I feel That's how I feel and they're all like oh my god. This woman is more deranged than we ever thought Yeah, they're like no don't do that don't do that and Gina says that he probably picked her for a reason because she would take his bullshit and

Kelly's like I mean come on it's been years. I just don't get it Like what sort of apology you're waiting for yeah, and Emily's like, I mean, come on. It's been years, I just don't get it. Like what sort of apology are you waiting for? Yeah, and Emily's like, well, you know, if it's getting nasty between you, you shouldn't even be talking, you should be talking through your attorneys. And Liz is like, you know what? I don't even know how I feel.

Like I just want him to apologize, you know? I want him to say I fucked up. And everyone makes it about themselves. Everyone's like, my mother never apologized. know how I feel like I just want him to apologize, you know, I want him to say I fucked up and bra, everyone makes it about themselves. Everyone's like my mother never apologized. I can't like cross the more the more my mother never apologized. Everyone makes it about themselves. Brahm was my mother never apologized to her and he was like, yeah, my mom has an apologize

to her. And Liz reads the text to them. I'm like, Liz, don't, you're not in the supportive place right now. I know. She texted him. I just wish you had been more honest because I loved you from the bottom of my heart and you hurt my soul. And she's like, is he supposed to protect me?

And Kelly goes, well, if Rick was like that with his accent, be like, get out of here. Wait, let's fuck again. Now get out of here. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So Emily's Wait, let's fuck again. Now get out of here. So Emily's like she's like I don't think Liz is ready for another relationship and she's like well Jimmy Nile aren't sleeping together. This doesn't matter. We're like friends anyway, and they're all women are like oh god Like this is the sound of like five head smacks No, what That's max

Yeah, then they all react like we don't get her at all and so I can hear I am so close on man So don't forever man soon. It's just right over there And Kelly's like why don't you just settle and she's like you won't settle and Gina's like do you have what you mean now? They walk away because I promise you that's well kill you no No, no you guys stop giving everybody advice based on what you mean now, then walk away, because I promise you, that's, well, kill you. No, no. You guys stop giving everybody advice based on what you're going through. Like, she's going through a divorce. She's not going through the divorce

from the abuse of guy, and she's not your mother, and she's not your mother either. Let the bitch get her billions. Okay. Yeah, he cheated. He cheated, and she's put it in this much time, and there are a month away. Yeah, let her get her settlement Yes, tell her just be patient stop texting him and get your half a billion dollars So yeah, they're basically say love walk away. She's like I don't want him to win

And I think you like it. I think you like it And then Shannon of all people just circle back to what you were saying, she goes, well, there's no reason to think about it for one minute. He's not in your life anymore. Has anyone seen David's Instagram? I'm just wondering. And Kelly, who can always say the wrong thing

in any situation. I mean, it really is a talent. She goes, I mean, I've been your friend for a couple of years now. And honestly, this is like exhausting. I mean, look at you. You're upset. You're emotional. You make no sense at all. Yeah, these ladies are so cold. Like, no, they're not giving her the worst advice, but they're not really being helpful. It's like, you guys are like sobbing all over each other about

every other little thing, you know, but the new girl tries to open up and you're like, get over it. Yeah, seriously. So she's like, oh, let it go. And Emily's like, well, the first thing you need to do is just let go of that house. It's like, but it's so big. And it's right there. I could just imagine the sand of the seven air conditioner running. Oh! Yeah. And Kelly is like, you know what? If she was getting palmed at every night, she wouldn't be talking about her ex-husband, you know?

She needs to get, you have to get under someone to get over someone while she's got under someone while, okay? Hoo! And so, they're like, okay, well, that was weird. Let's go. At least supportive group of people of all time. I mean, Bronwyn couldn't even fake it. Come on, Bronwyn.

Yeah. And then basically Kelly tries to throw everyone the pool. Everyone's like, no. And then she's like, she's like, stop talking about your ex. And just pushes Liz into the pool. She's like, oh, what? And that brings us to the end, eh?

Eh? That was the end. So everyone, I hope you're having a wonderful Thanksgiving. Hope that you are being safe because there still is a pandemic out there. But I hope you are feeling love and having lots of wonderful food, even if you have to be so, she distanced from a lot of the people you don't want to be socially distanced. So, uh, like me with Ronnie right here Everyone we are grateful we are thankful for all of you and Like helping us get through these past several months by being there for us And we hope we are there for you and we'll be back on Monday

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