Watch What Crappens - RHOC: The Betch Also Rises Live From Denver

Episode Date: December 13, 2019

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What's up, Denver? Wow. It's Crapins Miss Eve. Here in Denver. It's Crapins Miss Eve. I'm just gonna walk out of here any fucking second. I'll see about this. What's up, Denver? Wow, it's crap and miss Eve here in Denver. It's crap and miss Eve.

Oh, girl. I just decided on that right now. That man about to come down your chimney and rob all your asses. You're just sitting there complacently every year, just cheering it on. Welcome to WatchaCrapins. Thank you guys so much for being here. Yeah, thank you guys for making the trek. This is a new theater for us. Love it. They have the Muppets balcony for us up there. We should be doing the whole show from right there. Just going, if everyone claps really hard, Shina will come out on Yelp Corner.

If everyone claps really hard, Gina will come out on Y'all corner. Corner! Mah! Rob can come out onto the balcony in seven minutes or less. Ha-ha-ha-ha. The theater is still called The Orient. It's a beautiful place. My aunties are here.

I just saw them down there. Look through. Right there. Yeah. It's all hot. Then they did their homework and watched the show today. Yeah. Yeah, girls. Who was here in our last ever show?

Oh my god. We had so much fun that time. You guys were a crazy crowd. We expect nothing less for tonight. We are going to be discussing the real housewives of Orange County. So I was very fortunate because this morning I left the hotel to go to Starbucks and what am I wondering I should appear, but right next door was TJ Maxx.

So I went shopping. And to these. Here's my TJ Maxx bag. That's real. So first of all, I only got two things. So first and foremost, I got a little decor. Nice McKenzie Childs bow for those of you at home. OK, so now TJ Maxx is the home of the GatherSign, right? Gather.

Shockingly, I could only find one GatherSign. And it was like this tall and had light bulbs in it. And I thought about getting it because it was like $3 at just like propping it up in front But then I had images of us getting crazy and the thing falling forward and all the lightbulb shattering on the stage So I was like, okay, I need a gap. They're alternatives. So I looked at all the signs There was a bowl that was there which I love you know what they have like a lot of like labeled things, you know like very Gina There was a- Yeah. Carechan.

Literally. There was a bull. There was a bull that Middle Reset literally said, Toss. It needs directions now, fucking idiots. She just can't even function. So, I was like, I need to- There was a lot of like, blast said, blast said.

Blast, blast. Blast, blast. Blast. Then reads it like he's from the Bible. It's just the way Matt and I would always say it. And then, there was like an oddly large amount of burst ones that were like, if you take care of more than four people, you're a nurse, I was like, okay. Like, you're a nurse. I was like, okay. Like you're literally not. Yeah. Nurses are like, I just worked my asshole off to get

all the nurse, so they just- Exactly. So I was like, I'm just waiting for the perfect one. And then I saw one and I was like, this is it. Pumpkins. Yeah. It just says pumpkins. Pumpkins. It just says pumpkins. Pumpkins.

Buy and buy the bushel. Why would you ever need a sign that just says pumpkins? Pumpkins. Well, I know it's Christmas time because I've said fuck you at least seven times today walking around Denver. What a gorgeous place. I went to lunch with my aunties, and I went out to get an Uber case, so we were all lunch on Lerimer Street, woo, which is great. And this happened yesterday too. I'm getting my Uber, and they're like two minutes away, eight minutes. I'm like, how the hell? Because you know Uber a damn lie. So then, I get a note, I'm sorry, I'm trying,

there's a Christmas fare. Yeah, I know. And I've been here five minutes, well, fuck done, you know, there's a Christmas fair, fuck you. So I ended up like seriously. So I was so mad at Christmas, and I was like, are you really selling a beer, Koosie, with like a snowy mountain on it for $30? Fuck you too, sir. So then I decided I'll be youthful, because we're

staying in a hotel with a bunch of teenagers or some teeny kind of thing happening. Do you guys know what that is? What is it? No. What's it called? It's called Teenagers Come to Denver for Fun Conventions. We're following the teenage groups around.

We were a band camp a couple weeks ago. Yeah. So anyway, yeah, right? A band. A band. A band. A band. A band. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, the point is I was like, I'm taking a bird. People look terrified. I wish I had one of those housewives, cams, you know,

like today in this episode and they're like, we're going, we're in saline. But they've got the camera. And you see there, everything just looks horrified. They put the camera right here on Gina. She's like, I wish I had one of those on my bird. People literally, it was like parting to see. They were like, oh!

It's a big guy screaming, fuck you, he's coming towards us. It's wondering why I heard somebody sirens. It was just me going, ah! Ah! It's Teresa. She literally has a blinker. Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. So the point is there were just like tons of adventure

for us today. Jimax, scooters. Very scooter. Literally did nothing else the entire day. So welcome to WatcherCrap in some hot way. Yes, but all that crap I'd rather I would love to watch. So Orange County, you know, you can say whatever you want about an Orange County episode, but this one starts with your horrible press, Kelly, your horrible

press, the catch is just be happy for me Kelly. And then Kelly going, I'm on the phone with Michael, you fucking pig! Yeah. We also have a really depressing note of Gina saying, I know Matt, you know, something's happened with him, or I know if I commit, he would never cheat on me again, never. Pumpkins, pumpkins. I'm sorry if that depressed you. If that made you too sad, just remember, Vicki fell again.

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A rooster in Key West. Why would you do that? What kind of hotel has a rooster in front of a vacation spot? How dare you? The lady in the front row, the rooster around. The rooster around. Oh, rooster, she just shut the fuck up. I'm trying to sleep. How dare you the lady in the front row so around all around? Oh Rooza's new to my vacation

Key West. That's the way to see a dead ass rooster. Yeah on my vacation We may be gay, but we don't always want to see a cock. Tito's vodka for dogge people. Oh. Is that like the French flag on that label too? I don't know. Titos is very confusing. They're very confusing. It has a dog collar.

It's certified gluten-free. Thank God. I've really been watching. I've really been watching myself. Look, my water bottle needs to stop scratching itself there. Oh, it's the thing so the dog can't itch themselves. Is that what it's supposed to be when you put it upside down? But it's French.

I get things really, really late. I've been drinking teeto since it came out when baby Jesus was born. Whoa, are you going to make my signature cocktail vodka and soda? What I like to call a vodka soda? Okay. I'm making the rondel. You make it by putting vodka in a cut, then you follow it by whatever's around, in this case diet coke, and then whenever you drink it you do this.

Fucking turtles, goddamn fucking turtle. I was, you know, I have a straw, okay? How was it? The world by the way is going to be so overpopulated with turtles. We're going to be like, where the fuck did all these turtles come from? Well, that's one thing, it's turtle time, okay? Full circle, full circle, full turtle circle. So this episode of Orange County, it's the morning, everyone's getting waking up and stuff,

and there's like a shock and like a weird amount of like high culture being infused into the show because the women are supposed to go to Ernest Hemingway's house I was like what? Who is pranking these women or us? I can't tell what's happening It's like afterwards. We're gonna see girl-trude signs shoes or something It's weird. It's weird with our Solid areas patio Just just things you don't associate with, the real househouse of Orange County.

Of course I pick like the least successful one out of Mozart, duo, or whatever. It was Mozart, right? I'm a day-hills. Every Marriott, Abraham, and Slebbenees, there, applause. Yeah. So they're gonna go tour Ernest Hemingway's house and everything.

And so basically in one house, we got Emily, Gina, and Kelly, and Bronwyn are getting ready. And by the way, I'm actually really enjoying Emily the season. Are you guys enjoying Emily? She sort of settled into this like low-key role where she's just sort of there, like making sort of gentles, like wise cracks, you know? I'm liking Emily, like I like most people in the real world when I know nothing about them,

you know? Like when Emily has no storyline, she's trying to shut down my throat. I'm like, what a fun person. But the second she's like, what if we wanted another baby right now with the most horrible man on earth? I'm like shut up. Just talk about the snacks again. That's my favorite. I don't want to go into your... There's snacks in the... So... So they're all...

So the other women, the Trace Amigas, are hanging out. They're lying... Trace Amigas! AAAAAAAA! And by hanging out, I mean, they're doing this. Ha-batch, good morning, bach-sh-zzz. Oh, I'm not leaving in bed. Fuck baaatch! So, they're lying. Oh, I'm not leaving in bed. Fuck batch. Fuck batch.

So they're lying in bed and then Vicki's like, he's the idea was it, he's the idea was it to jump into the pool. That was not a good idea. And why did the ambulance have to have so many sounds, they pulled me away. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, look, I just got a message from a lady named, my brain was just bleeding last month,

so I don't give a fuck about your fake spring ink. Um, excuse me, Mr. EMT, I know you're taking care of my hysterical friend, but I was just wondering if I could do a follow-up appointment about a mild concussion I suffered about a month ago. I'm just not sure if it healed. Can you do a, that's blurry, it's blurry in here. God these women are stupid.

This is like one of the, this is one of the most evenly stupid casts of all of the real housewives. I can best them out. Right, because in some of them you've got like, you know, like Jersey, we were just watching Jersey. So you've got like Teresa, you know? It's just like, eh.

Blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink, blink. Or you've got like Sonia on Real House last year. You've got like the certain ones. But this one just. The word is having way, we just had cocktails last night. We fucked for three hours. LAUGHTER Ernest Hemingway and I were the ones who came up with Air Jordan's.

LAUGHTER Oh, I can't turn this. Uh, so... Anyway, yeah, they're all dumb. So, Shannon's like, So, what're all dumb. So Shannon's like, So what are we doing today? Because like, owling. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

And Tam is like, Why would we have to go to the house at Aniska? But it's at Aniska. Why would we have to go to this house? Is he making dinner for us? Didn't Aniska to jail? It didn't count my batch. Didn't Aniska to camp?

She's like, is he gonna have breakfast for us? Like, yes, heroin, okay? Yeah, tweet. And Vicki's like, and is Hemingway better have coffee. We were so mad about the Ernest Hemingway ignorance. Meanwhile, like, meanwhile, I'm'm literally stupid, I have no idea. I wait on to Wikipedia for 25 minutes. I was like, yeah, they don't know about Ernest Hemingway.

And the fact that he is. I don't know any. Really, the only thing that I really knew about Ernest Hemingway, I knew, I think in high school, I read a farewell to arms. Ah, ah. I knew I know about the old man in the sea. Also known as the low jack.

What's up? What's up? What's up? Hello Jack. My god damn autobiography. Ah. And I know that Maryl Hemingway. Oh, she got a grown. Oh, she got a grown. Oh, she got a grown. Oh, she got a grown.

Oh, she cares about Maryl Hemingway. Oh, I see how it is. Maryl Hemingway got a grown. I just went into like, I just like went into like emergency Luan mode. I was like, oh, wow. Please welcome. Maryl, don't leave.

Please welcome the Countess and friends. I'd like you to welcome my friend, granddaughter of an great American writer, Maryl Hemingway, who is not here because she's not my friend. Love your eyebrows. That's all I know about Muriel Hemingway too. I just remember being like, God, those eyebrows. Wow.

Wow. Jeep the Youngs. Oh, that's so rude. That note. Jeep the youngs. Oh, that's so rude that note jeep the youngs So stupid did you see okay, sorry the older ones are so Atament on being like we're all Let's have a party where we all trust

Yeah, and I don't know if you saw this. I wish I had gotten it up so I could read it verbatim. I wish you got it up to you, man. Yeah. I'm in a weird mood. I'm so sorry. Is that a low air pressure? Is that low air pressure?

It's like that low air pressure. So it's that mountain, that Rocky Mountain high. So no, Vicki, because Emily makes comments about the episode about, oh, we're like old ladies. And Vicki, you know, because Emily makes comments about the episode about who are all good-like old ladies. And Vicki is like, I think I demand an apology from Emily for saying, like, that's an age is him that we're old. You'll be old to some day.

I'm like, Vicki, don't try to make yourself a victim in this situation. Oh, no, she went even further. Vicki is so good at it. Okay, so she's like, also, you age shame me. And I'm only 57 or whatever she said. And Emily's like, what? You get free roast beef sandwiches at Arby's. Yeah.

She's like, enjoy the roast beef for something like that. So then Vicki comes back with, and how dare you, my grandfather, died of Alzheimer's when he was 59. I'm like, wait a minute. That is just like a weird U-turn. Yeah, don't even try to throw Alzheimer's in there, Vicki. When we're talking about Arbys.

How dare you age-same my grandfather with Alzheimer's. So the youngs are in their Jeep, and they're talking about Vicki, hurting her ankle and stuff. And Kelly's like, I guarantee that she's not even her. She's a dork. She's a dork. She's just tweaked in a patch. She's tweaked, she's not even hurt. Just thinkin' Emma's, because she wants sympathy, huh?

You know what? I'm titin' a big bully. I'm titin' a big bully by them. Sikin' a tail. And here we go, Emily goes, it's like I'm in high school again, except this time instead of being a freshman in high school and the senior girls hate me,

it's the senior citizens, put on bumps. Shh. Shh. Queen of gentle comedy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So, um, so wait, what are they? Oh, Brahm was like, oh, you know, and then this asshole, you know, trying to make everyone pick size and cause he's like, oh, I'm not going to do that. I would never make you pick a size, you would never, ever have to, big as I am. You'll never have to. And if you don't, you're fat and stupid, you fucking pig.

Ha ha ha ha. So they get to the Hemingway House, and there's a guy named Rusty who's the guy, and I'm pretty convinced it's the hotel manager who's like rushed over there and put on like a beard costume. I'm Rusty, not related at all, to the guy from the hotel. You should know though that you do have a complimentary breakfast back there if you want to use it

because we didn't make it for you, so. We were only serving cereal, but a very angry, large gate person killed a rooster this morning. So, enjoy. You're just punching cornflake boxes. I'm just all over Key West, taking whatever of Rooster I can see in the morning. And Kelly is like, whoa, look at the train. I'm familiar with trains, Rusty. Tick, tick, tick.

So you've got to love that she can soak about herself. So everyone's like, I've always loved Hemingway. I've always loved Hemingway Braggar. The time he lived in, the lack of moderation. I was like, um... I loved his statement necklaces that he would wear. Like... Brown, you've got a built-in fit bit.

Like, give me a break with your lack of moderation. I know. I want to see Brown, but just... You have nine children. That's not... Not moderation. Wow, I got a pat on the back on that one from Ronnie Doing great, you're doing great. You should try doing this one day

Doing great Tell them the joke you told the end to be, Collie, the one about the... The one you said, what's the one you call a shoe? And, oh, you do a better, Collie. My, just asked somebody to go out to the movies. I was great! Oh, Collie, she was great. Okay, just a quick break while we're talking about below deck.

Why not? Collie's mom versus Tanner's mom. Oh, yeah. Okay, just a quick break while we're talking about Belodec. Why not? Colley's mom versus Tanner's mom. Oh yeah. Okay, Colley's mom. They love her. Okay. Tanner's mom.

She did pretty well. I think that was the same lady screaming really loud for both. I want to win those mothers. I want to be one of those mothers. I want to also do another one. Tanner. So that same girl. So that same girl. She just realized what she was doing in the middle.

An old plastic bag you find on the street. So meanwhile back in the Tracer Niga's sweet where they're just sitting there, Tamra's like, how is Anis? She's still doing this thing. And because he's an author. He's an author. He's an author. He's like, what are you doing?

Right. Like, she's like mad now. Like, this might not even be real. The Ernest Hemingway existed. So then then they... Shannon goes, she pulls up her Wikipedia and she asks, well, he died in 1961. And if he goes, oh, the era of Spoon, no matter what, I don't know who he is.

It's like... He's like, no's nothing. She doesn't know who Steamboat Willie is. He doesn't know any Shakespeare. Where were Steamboat? I don't know who Shakespeare is. He died the thought, man. Shakespeare. Where were the stingboats? I don't know who Shakespeare is. He's died the floor, man. Shakespeare.

Does he have breakfast for us? No, Tamara. Shakespeare does not have breakfast for you. And then Tamara goes, why does he still have a husband? Now I know that in Orange County, foreclosures are very common. But when you actually contribute to the world, you get to keep your house. Yeah. Soccer, Tamara.

He paid his water bill. Spread the rumor. All right, spread the gossip. Let it catch on. Does this house have a Mackenzie child's cattle on the stove? Could you imagine if it did, I'd be horrified. Or something like that. What if Ernest Hemingway would be that guy?

He's like, click on my knee, cattle. I'm going to get it. Could you imagine if it did, I'd be horrified. There's a way. What if Ernest Hemingway would be that guy? He's like, Look at my knee, Kettle. A fancy child. In a semi-weight. He goes to the Spanish Civil War. Look at my cattle, guys. I'm a fancy child.

Gather. He was the original gather, the old gather in the sea. So stupid. So Kelly's like, oh, I know her in a standing way for Bingo Goodrider. So they're back at the tour. Kelly's like, is that a lighthouse? She's like mad that there's a lighthouse nearby. And so Rusty is like, he's like, oh yeah, he's like one of those folks he tore guys, he's gonna try to like take it into the earnest

Hemingway life. And he's like, oh yeah, old him would buy a house next to a lighthouse. I mean, how's he gonna get home with the borrower without a light of the night? Am I right everyone? High five for him, is old him. How'd it one?

Don't need me hanging here. Come on, for Hemingway. But literally, this whole cast needs a lighthouse I'm out of the light of the night, I'm out of the light of the right there, whoa. He was like, here's what I know about him. He was a womanizer. Big dick daddy that one. Yeah. As I did Andy Cohen just take over Kelly Dott. So, anyway, let's give him one out with your dick. Even the camera. Yes.

And then the camera. He's got a big dick. And then the camera. You've got a big jug. And then the camera zooms in on a picture of Hemingway. Thank you. It zooms on Hemingway's crotch. This is so. Thank you. They zoom right down to his dick.

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Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. It's commercial. So then there's like a cat just hanging out on like a historical bed.

The cat just hanging in there's like, oh yeah. Hemingway loved those six toe cats, which I don't even know what a six toe cat was. I didn't know that was like a thing. Is it all trying to make me look stupid? I don't know. Fuck you. Emily sees this cat. I don't know, that was like a thing. Does it all try to make me look stupid? I don't know. If I could do it now.

Emily sees this cat, she's like, oh, cute cat. Oh. She. This is basically shame. It's like seen everywhere in Animal Forum, you know. It's just like. Except the cat actually passed the bar.

In cat loss. Like the lawyer cat. Except the cat actually passed the bar. Didn't cat-loss the lawyer cat. Cat-loss school. So then they walk outside and Rusty goes, so there's a great story about that swimming pool. And the one we're like, bye, we don't care. We never find out. Kelly's like, sex drugs trains. So Vicki is back in Trace Amiga's room.

Vicki is there. No, I have to say I'm so sorry. Rusty, who don't ever have your job title following the name Rusty? Like, who's going to hire you? The Rusty tour guide. Can we get someone like a accomplished? But anyway, so Kelly's like, what about the pool, sex, drug, strains? And he's like, well, how much can I say to you lately? He's not creepy. And Emily goes, say it all, whatever your story is, Kelly's done worse. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha we've talked about Hemingway on this podcast. Like literally more than my entire life, I feel so accomplished.

So Vicki's like in traction basically. Her leg is up, she's in like a cast, and Tamar goes, so do you think you can go parasailing on that leg? I don't think so. I just got stuck up and he said she's in the cast because I was gonna correct you and say she's a friend of the cast. But thank you. She's all out in the news. A serious news media.

A very exhaustive, serious news media. We're saying I'm not coming back as a friend of it. If they want me, then get me. Because I'm not, I'm no friend of. I was like, remember when else, you said that? Right before this season started hearing. She was like, I'm not a friend of, oh, there you go, okay, I'm a friend of, I'll be serious. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh It was just like some newspapers that were taped on.

The woman can fake cancer, she can put on a fake little cast for a day, okay? I heard it, so they heard. Cack. So Vicky gets on the crutches and it doesn't go well. She basically takes two steps. It's like. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,utches. She's like, oh, Vicki, let me demonstrate for you. Let me show you how to walk on crutches. Because apparently I was one for David anyway. Here.

Here, let me show you. OK, you take one step at a time, which is what a normal marriage should be, David, one step. And you just go like this and like, oh, did I step on your foot? Vicki, I'm so sorry. It's like, ah! And you just go like this and like oh did I step on your foot Vicki? I'm so sorry She literally steps on Vicki's foot Shannon shows her how and steps on her

LOL so then Shannon calls Gina Gina I Gina just the little tiny obnoxious more obnoxious version of Gina. So Shannon calls Gina and I say, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha isn't it? Well, we are actually having a lovely morning, we watched the fourth hour of the Today Show. Afterwards, Tamer took the remote and tried to masturbate with it, and I said, Tamer, no! Turned it off. There was this little show on the table, and I picked up up the shell and I put it up to my ear And I said oh And I put it down and it was thinking on the other end of the show Oh my god

I put it up to my ear and all I get here was the ocean going shhhhhh. And then I realized it was just a memory of David at home talking to me. It was the love. That's just 30 to 49 and a half. 30 to 49. She sells seashells by the seaashore to David who cheats on me and leaves me behind. So how that goes?

Seashels on the seashore, you dirty fucking gorgon away from my house. I'll see you from my window, goddamnit! How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck a very good wife to the curb. So, Shannon calls Gina. So, okay, so Kelly is in the same bathing suit as Gina. And Kelly, of course, has a rack up her eyes, you know. She's like, oh, we got this. Kelly comes out looking like a fem bot,

and Gina comes out looking like the bottoming, you know? What's the bottoming? I was hearing on the sopranos, but what is it? What is it? Is it a thing? It's a Jersey strip club. Oh, the bottoming. Oh yeah, the bottoming. She comes out looking like the bot, I get it now.

Sorry guys. She looks like the Bing search engine. That is sad. Oh, that's good. That is sad. Can you go into Bing and you search Google? You're like, Google. Big is like life goals.

So anyway, Gina's like, that's not fair. You've got big boobs, that's not fair. And can't we guys? Whoa, I mean, come on, your hair is better, but don't stop with the hair. You need new titties, right? You're never gonna fit around here. Fit in around here with your pancake titties.

Oh. Pancakes are half off if you're 55 or older, by the way. Piano kicks or half off if you're 55 or older by the way So then Bronwyn Gly is so fucking wrong on every level every time I'm like That's what being a bravo fan is all about yeah Unfortunately, so So then Bronwyn goes checking on the other group because she hasn't really spent much time with him, you know, and, uh, she's like, well, I thought this trip would be a perfect opportunity for us to all work through our issues, but, uh, just hasn't worked out.

I'm like, yeah, it's a Bravo cast job. No kidding. So, she's so surprised when that happens. Um, she's like, you know, you guys were separated dinner, were separated houses, were separated in cars, and I just miss you guys, and Tammy's like, yeah know, you guys were separated dinner, were separated houses, were separated in cars, and I just miss you guys in time. I was like, yeah, I was just saying, I haven't had a chance to get to Newt Bronwyn.

I was like, no one has ever said that. Yes. Especially you. Stop. By the way, side note, I fully expect the MC for Bronwyn's fashion show to be a full-time cast member next year. Some people are up here talking about being bullied. So the plan is that Gina, Emily and Kelly are going to go to DuJet skiing and then the Trace and Meagas are going to

power sail and stuff. Yeah, so they get to the water and Gina's like, oh my god, I'm so scared. I'm scared of water. I'm surprised more people are scared of the water. There's sharks in there and sharks eat people. It seems like a reasonable fear. I'm like, you're driving. Who do you think is more afraid? I don't

Just be excited you get to hold on to a steering wheel. Yeah, so Lisa shark sober girl and then Emily Emily out of nowhere Emily goes well, I've been jet skiing many times because I used to date a drug dealer who had a boat and lots of jet skis. Just tell me why did you wind up with Shane then? I know, Gina just saved, I mean, Emily just saved her job in two seconds. I was like, who is this Emily person?

Yeah, what is going on with Emily? It's like amazing, amazing facets. So who gets the starfish? I thought I was gonna be the winner. Kelly does, right? But then they show Gina holding up the starfish. No, no, no. Yeah, no, because what happens is Kelly is having the best time of her life in that jet sea.

She's like, look over there! It's a fish! Whoa, it's a starfish! Now it's a starfish! This starfish is just like, well, just another day in the neighborhood. I think I'm gonna go walk on my normal sand walk, get a few steps in, and oh my god! Because Kelly, next thing you know, you see Kelly with the starfish, like, oh god, a starfish! She is just like holding this starfish. Brands you can round like she's like a fucking Avenger about to throw it at... At the red guy.

I have three stones. Two more stones. You beat your fat! You're fat bitch! Back to it. I mean Thanos is no match for him. Thanos can't even like conquer the world because he can't stop calling people fat bitches. Thanos is going to destroy the world

and just get like hitting the face of the starfish and he's like, I did not see that coming. So then we go over to the Jetskying. Not the Jetskying, the parasailing, which is where Vicki can't parasail guys, which is too bad. We go to the shocker. Yeah, yeah, shocker. Oh, we do get shaman. It's like, wow, look at us. We're gonna go up in the air. One, it's the string breaks. It's like, all right, we've already got one of you over there. I'm like, I'm just a girl. So, Sha. You know, that's my least favorite thing.

It makes me crazy, because there's always one on any fun event or any fun outing. There's always one. He's like, I'm just a girl on time. I can't do it. I'm like, get the fuck there, Mayor. So, Shaanen is scared of heights. And she's like, well, okay, when we go on this parasail,

I would want to request that we only go two feet above the water. Please, but not actually on the water. Hey, you could just get in that zone. I'm very afraid of heights. And then we see a flashback to Shannon on the ropes course. You're like, what the fuck am I doing right now? How? David saved me.

I'm caught on a rope. That was a really good one, that ropes course. Remember the beginning of that season, we were like, this is going to be good again. Yeah. Well, that was almost like the original Awa, Awa, when Vicky got, was it a Vicky you got her finger in there? Vicky, I'm giving out!

I'm giving out! You protect her, I'm giving out! I'm giving out! You brought that down. I'm giving out! And then she fell out of her chair while sitting. Yeah, Vicki has almost broken her leg every season of this show. So, so that- I think they're touching the water now. So now they're about, they're going to take off.

And Shannon's just sitting there like, she has that like very serious, like, I am going to hear something very negative from David and I'm gonna process it and I'm not going to react because I'm less reactive. So she's like I don't know if I can look, I'm not gonna look, I'm not gonna look. I'm like, oh my God, I've got an eye can't catch it. It's too high, oh God. And she's like that white lady calling customer service, even when she's in the air.

She's like, I'm not taking the water. It's like, all right, call customer service care. Your parents are just gonna happen. Yeah. So then Kelly is still on her, everyone's on the jet skis. At this point, Gina has acquired an instructor who's behind her because she was like, oh my god. But Kelly is like, oh my god, look at that evil ray.

I know it's a shark, it's a shark. I'm like, okay, Kelly. And then there's like sharks. I think Kelly just like Tourette's like, says shit all day, but some shit just comes out to be true. Yeah, like a broken clock comes out to be true. Yeah. Like, a broken clock is right twice a day. And there were like sharks.

There were like actual, like, it wasn't just like, it's a shark! It's a shark! It's a shark! So Gina turns her inspector, she says, Oh my God, what kind of shark is that? Thinking he's gonna say it's the dolphin you want to have. Yeah, I know the dolphin or like a little tiger shark. The guy goes, oh, it's a hammerhead shark. Yeah, it's like no one's ever died from a hammerhead.

Hey. Kelly's pointing at it with a star for sure everything, Gina is like, oh my god, oh my god, I'm gonna die. I have my head shark. I don't even bring my box that says hammers. Oh. And then it just cuts to Shannon going,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no is losing her mind, because legitimately I actually think in this case, because there are three hammer head sharks circling around her. And so Kelly goes, oh, you want to hold the service? You want to hold the service? You want the service? You want the service? And now she knows just holding a giant starfish. The starfish is like, what the fuck is happening? Starfish is terrified. So Gini's like, well, I almost got killed by a shark

and I've been to jail. The most terrifying thing checked off. I just like the way that she started to cradle the starfish, like a juice box. I'm like, no. So they're like, where is V and Kelly says I saw in the wheelchair. I mean she's just gonna be in a wheelchair. Maybe she was being a covalescent home. And Emily says those are for old people. Oh, I get it now. So Bronwyn is talking, oh so Bronwyn is talking to Vicki now right?

She's been talking with Vicki, she's been talking with Tracemegas. So she's like I talked to Kelly and she said she has a, she has an anger problem. Oh thanks Bronwyn, glad you could sew up. Yeah, it's great. You're right that down off the chalkboard. I never realized I Kelly had that. Yeah, she's like I told her maybe she should go to therapy or something. And because like, or an exorcist is a bird.

Oh, I like that. Oh, God. A la la la la la. So Kelly is like, biggie hates me. I don't know how that woman else so much I hate. I feel sorry for her. She hates me so much. She hates me.

I feel bullied. I don't know what she hates me She hates me so much. She hates me. I feel bullied. I hate her for bullied. I don't know what she hates me. It's so weird. That big, it's so big. It's like two seconds ago, Kelly. So Tamara's talking. She's like, yeah, you know with Kelly, she pushes away people that care for her. You know, people that care for her so much

that they start rumors about her and talk shit and say the worst thing. She pushes those people away, it's not fair. She should be coming around the mountain when she comes, when she comes back. So Tamara's like, how did this all even happen? How did this even start? You bitch.

You bitch. You, you, you sorry, every single thing. Vicki's like, uh, because. Vicki's like, it's because her ex has been what it did for a bit by Big Deal. Big Deal. I don't remember that. They make that season sound like it was so much fun.

I was like, that season was so good. And then I flip back to the notes, I'm like, fuck you, this season better diametially. It's the only reason I have this pencil to just X things out. Yeah. It's like Ernest Hemingway himself. He had a big one. Oh, he's packing.

Oh, oh, hamming away. I love this Kelly daughter in a standing way. Romance fanfic. Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah. I want to draw a picture. I lost. No, I want to make a picture. How do I do it? I don't know. But while I lost. No, I want to make a picture.

How do I do it? I don't know. But while you get your canvas right. Oh, it's because I'm on select. I don't want to select. I want to say new. I'm going to draw you some art. Hold on.

Welcome to the artist. Look! Whoa! Oh, that's what a family way's greatest works. Look! I made it! I drew a picture of Ernest Hemingway! It's a big dick. It'sW.E's greatest works. Look, I made a picture of her understanding way. It's a big dick.

It's a huge one. It's a huge one. Wow. It's got a big one. Is that Florida? Is that Florida with the keys? Is that the Florida keys? By the way, that's like the best thing I've ever drawn.

Yeah. So now at 6.30 at night, there's like before dinner time and Vicki brought hats for everyone. Oh the old classic hat trick I Think Tamra made them oh, oh sorry Vicki's too busy. She's a good working. Well didn't Vicki make the hats last season wasn't there a hat controversy last year? Well Vicki won't make them when they're matching hats So Vicki's like all right, they're all labeled,

like, Chase would be Gus. So, we'll all wear those. Yeah. But these ones, each one of them had their own names. Those girls talking too much, girls. You can be quite, cause that girl's got to be a tattoo. Uncle Ronnie, I'm not here. Uncle Ronnie will.

You better be here. You better be here. You better be here. I'm not yelling at you. But I will. Oh, so, let me know. So yeah, so they're, no, I don't want to know what you were talking about.

I heard the talking about whatever pancake that he's. Like, no, no, ma'am. Talking about a movable feast. So yeah, Vicki will make the hats when they're like, look, well, the club, the rest of your item, I got three of them, all right. But Tamra has to make a hashtag for each single person.

She's like, look, the lady who cheats on her husband openly, a F. For Broadway, and her like, ha ha ha ha. I didn't write them all down. I only wrote three and then I got bored. I was like, fun a F for funnimly, wild a F for Broadway, crazy with a K for Kelly,

because just to lighten up, and then I was like, this is getting boring, I'm not running it down anymore. And please don't spell crazy with a K when you don't know who Ernest Hemingway is. Like it's looking bad enough for you, you know? I think it's like generally known, you can only spell crazy with a K

if you're also opening up a crap shack, right? That's the only time. Crazy crap shack. Welcome to my crazy crap shack. So anyways, another heading out. Naviggy has downgraded to an ace bandage and is walking fully on her foot. Yeah, she just gave it up.

She's getting no attention. So click on me, I can walk. So they arrive at like a booze cruise. I don't know if, did you guys notice this? There were like a bunch of people already there, just like regular people who saw them and we're like, woo, and Tamer goes, don't talk to them. I didn't know what that meant.

So thank God for Auntie Twitter who teaches me everything. So someone said, Kelly, was she talking to fans? And she was like, yeah, there were a ton of them there and I was like do that talk to them No, no, don't talk to them Excuse me, but you've only paid like two weeks of mortgage at that new cut-oh house man You better change your fucking attitude right now. I'm gonna get back My favorite scene of the year Tamarana bike. I will never make it. It's my favorite scene of the year, Tamarana Bike. I will never let it go.

I'm gonna back it! It's like Marvelous Miss Mazzle over there. So they're at a booze cruise called Fury Waters Adventure, which by the way, I don't think I want to mix a booze cruise with something called Fury Waters. I know, can I have Rusty back? Can I get the Rusty cruise? Also will that lady from the fashion show be on this booze cruise? Because I would really like that.

So they're all going there, they're all hanging out, they're talking about like their day that they had with each other, the sale is going up, Riley is like, got it, got it, booze cruise, got it, got it, business, got it, got it. So Brawman's like, well I guess that's tripped in, go like I wanted, but and then we see Shannon, we see clips of Shannon just going, just stop it. After Kelly pulled her hair. Look at that shirt, look at that shirt! I was sitting up by ya! Super. I was con. I was con.

I was con! I was con! I was con! I was con! You're a terrible person. I'm talking to Michael, you fucking pig! I was like, how is this not playing on Christmas? I know. Nice music under me. It's beautiful. It's like how the Grinch gave us Christmas.

So then Gina gets her hat finally, and it's a single AF. And she's like, is anyone? I know it's a lot of the rude. She's like, is anyone listening to me? Is like a newly divorcing like, single AF. Yeah, she's like um is anyone listening to me that school but should be called confused AF or at least gather AF at my right

everyone catchin AF guys so Kelly's like oh you got me a hat this is crazy it's fun they want to poke the bear they thrive on getting me angry and you know what? I'm tired of that. I'm fucking good. We're all right, calm down. They gave you ass. She takes out that like the starfish like psh. So, Kelly and Emily are talking and you know what the best is when you're on like a booze cruise having fun and then your friend is like You know the other day I was talking to my, look at my daughter Annabelle. The thing is it like a yellow lot and then I was like, yeah, Annabelle and Annabelle was

yelling at Nicholas or whatever my other son's name is. And I was like, there's no nice. And then, but of course, the good part was that we then got a flashback of how we're going, that's my husband, what's all bitch? Oh, kill you! Oh, kill you! Suddenly, it's like, yeah, you know, I like, I learned not to yell in front of my kid, because you know, and Kelly goes,

Muggyz, Muggyz, who? Like, you better fucking hope not, Kelly, Dad. Yeah. You better pray to Jesus that that is not the truth. So Kelly's like, we could go to anger management together. Like that's just like a new bar. Yeah, what you do is I go in the abobies, you know. Two for one anger management.

Yeah, cause I'm like, I find myself being so reactionary. People, that is not the right use of reactionary. It drives me nuts. Thank you, grammar friends. Reactionary means that you are extremely, extremely conservative, which apparently actually Emily is, but she's not using the proper way. So I just want to spread the word.

As long as we're talking about having a way. No, maybe Emily just really meant that. She's not like, I find myself being super conservative sometimes. Right the word yeah as long as we're talking about Hemingway now maybe Emily just really meant that I Find myself being super conservative Yeah So I just had to really get that off my chest I felt an obligation to fellow grammar fiends Kelly is like you say I go for the joke of her You know, I'm gonna learn some self control you fucking bitch

You fucking bitch! You come up a bitch! Alright Kelly, I'll be here ten seasons later watching Kelly, like, I learned some self-control! Oh, stabbing people! So Kelly is talking to Tamer now, because it's the end of their trip, and everyone's just so drunk, and they're also drunk. It's like when you've been drunk for days, and you just don't even know you're drunk anymore, and you're just like, hey, has everybody doing today?

It's like Ronnie, you just barfed on the breakfast table. That's it? You just barfed on, earn a swimming away's bed. Mm-hmm. So they're having a nice talk for whatever reason. So Kelly's like, you know, you and I have been in so many fights over the years, but you're always there to forgive me.

She says that as if they've been in wedding parties together. All those fights, you know? Yeah. And that's always what you want in a friend. You know, that's always something nice to say to a friend. Like, you've always been there to forgive me. And I fucked you over. It's like, wow, you should write greeting cards.

Timber's like, but what you don't know, batches that I had to back. And you know what, going forward, I'm never gonna say a word. I'll never repeat a word you say, hey, did you hear that? Kelly, threw a daughter in front of a train. Yeah, the train's back.

I love Kelly. She's like a sister to me. A sister who can take 20 decks at one time and say, two, two while she's doing it. So then Tamara then ganks Vicki over and she's like, wow, maybe you and Vicki can have a fresh start too. And Kelly's like, I was like, wow, maybe you and Vicki could have a fresh start too. And he was like, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. 30 did have a fresh start with her in her own zone. And Vicki's like, well, you know, you did call me a pig.

I'm like, you know, Vicki, I do not actually condone. Like, when Slade did that shit with Vicki, that was so rude. And I don't actually condone calling her a pig. That being said, Vicki, don't wear like all pink and pink lipstick to a pig. That being said, Vicki, don't wear like all pink and pink lipstick to a party. No, I'm saying. I just wanted to go on the record. That was not me who said that, okay?

Sometimes y'all get as confused and my ass just gets in trouble for every bad thing that's ever said, okay? Just saying, go for a different color. But also it's like, yeah, but you called me a pig. It's like, okay, this is like such a timeline to try and keep in your fit. You know, it's like, when did Kelly say she was sorry and when did Vicki get called a pig? Because it's happened 80 times a season. It's like the craziest timeline. You called me a pig. Did you mean like five minutes to go or three months ago?

Because we're in very different parts of the story. Well, the best part is that one, but when Vicki's like, well, you know, we did have a choose, but you called me a pig and Kelly goes, what did it? I didn't. I didn't. I didn't sure remember.

She was like, oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. So I'm not gonna engage. Have a nice day, Mrs. Bacon. You know, she just walks away. So Gina's like, you're won't see deeper and they're gonna take longer to heal. So they're like, oh, really? So you think it's okay if I had to come after me

and I do nothing back? I was like, oh, you're a cell phone's ringing. It's 10 girls that Kelly's broken finger is on, in bars or the past. I might want to get that, Vicki. There's like a full montage that lasts about 15 minutes of Vicki talking shit and doing shit to Kelly. Her kid can't even go to school.

Trained, broken hand. I've had talked about her. Pushed her about the dead of stairs. Yeah, and all of them, Vicki has crazy ass face, too. Yeah. Like one of her faces covered in cake. Yeah. You know?

Whenever Vicki starts a list, also that's the best, which is like, look, I never talked about her family. I never talked about the way she looked. I never talked about the times she tried to give him in her mom's eye by pushing her mother down the stairs. Her mother who raised her to be an awful person that she is, but still doesn't deserve to be killed by a staircase. I never talked about the times you tried to give him a homicide, I'm pushing her mother down the stairs, her mother who raised her to be an awful person that she is, but still

doesn't deserve to be killed by a staircase. I never talked about that. The third item is always really good. Yeah. I mean, I wouldn't want to spread it, it's just what I hear, it's what I hear for people. So she goes through all that and then Tam is like, yeah, yeah, you know, I just, you know, I just want you guys to be friends. I just want you to be friends,

so I can take a part again. I need to be friends. Just want you to be friends. Two days later, two days earlier, that it's been talking to the girls she got that bar fight with. I'm like, oh, Tam, we're on makeup, you're mine. Exactly.

So then all of a sudden we're in Orange County. They don't even bother throwing showing an airplane flying. They just, like, they have a producer, like, go into Michael. Shh! That's good enough. It's like that old, the old Fox News sound effect. And yes, I know what Fox News sounds like.

I have a mother. But I remember sitting there one time time and it was just always on, you know, and I'm like, that is just some guy in a microphone going. And up next. This is like literally what I'm doing right now. Broadcasting from a tarmac. It's like me as a kid playing on synthesizer. Do you guys remember get like seeing a synthesizer

or a keyboard for the first time? And the first thing you do is you find the sound effects. It's like, I was like, or the car horn, that was a favorite of mine. I'm sure my mom loved that. Hours of me going, honk honk honk.

Like no, but I do remember trying to rescore cats when I got my first synthesizer. I was like, here I am with my synthesizer. Memory needs to be fixed. I'm on it. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, I love cats, the first musical I ever saw, but the movie looks like a disaster. And I'm so gonna see it. That's it? Yes.

Cats is a disaster. It's a big disaster where people are forced to wear that horrible makeup all day. Yeah. Okay. It's like let's, let's, hey, you know what we should do? Let's make a movie about a bunch of cats, where one of them dies and goes off to heaven in a tire. That'll, that'll be good, right? Spoiler, sorry guys. Spoiler.

Sorry, Grisabella. There she goes. Uh, so- The original housewives. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Moonline has the moon lost her memory. She's smiling alone just like I've always been.

I want you guys to come to my store. It's called Mr. Mustophles by Mr. Mustophles, too. You know that Leanne would be like, I wrote the tire first. And it hurt. You know when it's like to be a broken cat. So, uh, so now we're back in Orange County and Bronwyn is talking to Sean

who's just sitting there with his like enormous like he has like a gong around his neck. He's like, so tell me everything. Looking great. You are looking so good. I need one like that at home. So she's always like, the convertibles were fine, right? The convertibles were her memories, like those were great. So fun. So then we go to Shannon again being this woman.

I just know that she's this woman like in the target. Like, I demand customer service. I know she's this woman. So she's at a party planner. She's with a party planner, planning a party. And she's really there. The lady goes, so how do you want it to look? And she says, oh, not like this. She literally goes, can we take the chandeliers down? Is there a button? Because they're switching the wall to lower the chandel? No. OK.

No. All right. So then, Gina's doing crafts with her kid. Oh. It's amazing how a five-second clip can be so boring so quickly. I know. Gina at like a color me mine. And how is it five seconds, but I've

got nine lines written down my mind. Do you see me up here reading my notes? I'm like this. So speaking of like sparkling personalities, we land ultimately with Tamarind Eddie at a restaurant and we have Eddie talking to the waitress going, And we have Eddie talking to the waitress going Can you can you tell me about your bundle of prawns And she's like well It's it's it's five prawns It's a bundle of prongs. No, they're at bungalow.

The restaurant is called that is why I take my cane pages. If that's that, I thought he asked for a bundle of prongs. He wasn't asking about the bungalow prongs. No, I remember the restaurant was called bungalow, because I remember thinking, of course, how he goes to a restaurant with bunga moutain. I'm very immature, sorry. So yeah, he's like, tell me about your prong.

She's like, they're fucking prongs idiot. And he's like, do I have to share? Also Eddie is here, dude, that is his look, right? He's just saying. He's like, really grumpy because he couldn't find his super wide-colored shirt he's like every every episode it's like it's like a color that you could land a small plane on and it's out to here and we haven't really talked about Eddie's hair in a while either no no damn it shall we explore it Eddie's hair in a while either. No, no, dammit. Should we explore it? Eddie's hair looks like, okay, my sister,

when she does silverware, she puts it silver down so you can pick the handles. But I think, why would you do that? Because you don't know what's a fork and what's the knife. So I put all my fork standing up like this, and when they're in the dishwasher, that's what Eddie's hair looks like. Just a bundle of fork standing, standing out their proper ways.

It's like... Oh. Ha-ha-ha. Dis-washer forks. So, uh, Bronwyn and Shotton... I'm putting it into this stuff, okay. Aren't you guys glad you paid money to hear us have these salient observations? Hemingway, guys.

Hemingway. Yeah, that's how it's like forks a dishwasher. So good earnest. Yeah. So, I'm Brian Winn and Sean join and and then he's like talking about how like he's like, he's like, yeah, my my and Sean over here, Sean, he's we're like the same, but you guys are like, you know, like, it's crazy. Yeah, that's a good. It's like the housewives' husbands, like, women are so nice.

Mm. And Tim was like, we don't have a lot of cup of fans that would just like, I'm like, stop, swingers. Why is this so, the worst swingers? So, like, swing on your own time seriously. Be in the back of a creepy magazine, okay? But I looked at, like, in Catholic school. I creepy magazine, okay? Did I look that like in Catholic school? I don't want that on my TV, get it off.

Well, just as their tire swing was going like this, income shenan to be like, how will stop that swing? That swing was out of control, here I am. And I'm here with babe. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, babe. Ha! Ha! Ha! Babe!

Ha! Ha! That'll do, babe. That'll do. That'll do, babe. So, love that movie. What a film, babe. What a film. I guess I'm just like, babe, babe in the city right now, right? Yeah. One of Ernest's best works. Yeah, yeah, I love babe.

So Shannon, yeah, Shannon babe. Oh my God, so this guy babe, creeper, possibly like a car, like a, what do you call me? Brooks and a mask. Brooks and a mask. He is Brooks, He is the Brooks. And right now, I don't have high hose for anybody in the OC. Kelly, love you.

Boyfriends creeping me out, OK? Current in real life and current on the show. You're two for two. No offense, Brian. And this one, yeah, babe. Well, the good news is, to Shannon's credit, she has in real life moved on from babe to actually a really hot guy. So you know what, Shannon, congratulations.

You get that hot guy. This is his babe. No, no, no, no. Shannon's current, current guy is not. Sorry, I'm easily confused. Oh, her current guy's hot? Her current guy's hot, sorry I'm easily confused oh her current guys huh her current guys huh yeah isn't he he looks like he should like be like doing commercials for lows you know hot hot I don't know if you'll be able to check you live on the dirt yeah guys and lows commercial yeah he looks like

he should be telling us about like... Weather seal. But they don't really know because they work at lows. So you're asking them questions. Hey, do you need me to help you? Do you know anything about these light switches? Not really. Go to aisle seven. There is no aisle seven. That's right.

Just leave the store. Like, can we fuck immediately? Thanks. No, nothing, Lowe's guy. So, so babe is there and, and he's like, why are they calling you babe? And Shadow's like, huh, funny story.

So, the first time I met babe, also known as Ken, huh, huh, not so much confused with Barbies Ken, but they look alike. Anyway, he asked if he could take me to my Uber X, and he took me, and as I was getting in, I said, thanks for the escort, babe. But I was like, ah!

Huh! Huh! Okay. Oh, God. Sometimes, I don't, I'm just too funny for myself. Also, he's literally pink. So that, oh, God. Babes like to just turn the heaters on? Like he's terrified. So, Bronwyn's like, I want to go back to Key West.

Wasn't that fun. So fun. So fun. Okay, Sean. Tim, it's like, it just makes me sad that Vicki and that chain conductive know each other for so long and they just just got they just go so Wow and shanning us Wow

Wow Wow That's a lot of apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur Chihuahua 10 is a low low low low So shanning goes once you once you get that low blow damage, it's hard to get over it. I mean, look, we've had problems with the right camera. Okay.

Hello. Hi. That's so Vicki right under. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, God. So many terrible things, negative thoughts coming back into my head.

Oh, wow. Because you know, Shannon and Tamara have been waiting to just drop Vicki right under that bus again. Yeah, they're waiting for the right time. So, Tamara's like, yeah, Vicki did it to, and remember that time she suggested you a game. And he's like, what? He's like coming off of Sean's boo.

Like, are the prawns here? Are the prongs here? Two of his forks are like laid down straight on his head, like, Eddie, what were you just doing, Eddie? And they're like, Vicki and Kelly are so alike and Sean goes, yeah, that intensity is so strong. I'm trying to find where I am now. I'm like, you have a hair on your cheek. Well, of course, I have a fucking hair on my cheek. That's only place I grow hair anywhere but my head, you know?

So anyway, this long hair come from, oh, my elbow's scared, man. So they are, oh my almost can't miss. So they are, they start talking about how Kelly is going to anger management, but they're like super skeptical. They're like, well, she's going to go for one session. It's all of a sudden going to be magically fixed. I'm like, well, it's reality TV. That's usually how it works.

It's never fixed, but you can tell people I'm going to therapy. Like you beat the shit out of somebody and you're a rough barking lot. You're like, I'm going to therapy. Like you beat the shit out of somebody and the rust barking lot. You're like, I'm going to therapy. I don't know how this happened. I got Lucy's trying. So the question is, are they going to invite Kelli to Vicki's engagement party, which is going to be the season finale?

And Shannon's like, well, I mean, we can't not to invite her. Like you actually could very easily not invite her. Of course, you just don't fucking invite her. Like what's so hard? So Shannon's an ex-herit now. She's like, well, I've been to therapy for a long time. So, I know how much work it takes. I was like, are you sure, Shannon?

Shannon's still carrying a case of knives to put in that girl's like tires. She's like, you're not OK. Let me just be the first to tell you. You're not OK. And? That's OK. You're not okay. And? That's okay. You know what?

It's taken me many years of therapy to be okay. And I'm finally happy to be the place. Was there a parade in Key West? Was there a parade? I said, not the water, not the water, I don't want to just the water, not the water. I'm back. I was just happy. I remember I had a flashback with Barysale to the snorke's.

David's favorite cartoon. Okay, so by the way, this recap's going very long because this trip ended 20 minutes ago. So I think it's over, thanks for coming. Bye. So now Kellyanne Brian are at batting cages and Brian can't hit a ball for shit. For shit and Kelly's just like, stupid, you're dumb! Kelly's like every traumatized gay kid's dad. You're never gonna do this, you suck!

I was just like hoping that like the next batting cage over Shane Kia would be there. And Gino would be like, you're doing a great job. Shane, shut up mother, asshole. Gell, he's just like a masculating in every way. It's so funny. She's, they're like, do you want big soft balls or smaller balls?

And she's like, I'll take the small balls, I'm used to them. He's got small balls. Small balls that are hard to find. So, uh, so this are talking about Tamron, Vicki, and Kelly is like, yeah, it's like Mr. Jacqueline, Mr. Hyde with all these people. For whom the bell's full, so am I right? Uh, Dr. I know you're a doctor, but I'm not dating you because you're a gas station attendant. No, I mean it's, uh, Dr. Jackalod Mr. Hyde.

Oh! Oh! Dr. Jackalod's a huge dick. It's huge. It's bigger than my head. It's not a big thing. It's not a big thing. It's not a big thing. Across the grade, it's got a PhD in Nutzack.

Yeah. Dr. Jackal needs a lighthouse next to his office. He's a pretty huge dick. Huge dick. Huge dick. He fools around with Picasso. So, yeah, so basically Kelly is wondering why. Why in the world would she ever go to Vicki's engagement party?

As high as in the fact that she's probably contractually obligated to, you know? And Kelly is like, I mean, I want to get engaged, but I want to do it the right way. engagement party. This is the fact that she's probably contractually obligated to, you know. And Kelly is like, I mean, I want to get engaged, but I want to do it the right way. But clearly, Brian's not ready. I just don't understand why he's not ready. You're dick's tiny! It's like cutting to her. I'm not going to move in without an engagement, right? The Lord, how many times I have to tell you, no wrong show for him to get out of here. I can't make the Lord. Well, if he's not getting ready to marry me, then buy for me, man. So Gina is, oh God, fucking Gina. Okay, is this, is she with her kids?

Oh God. So Gina is doing what Gina does literally every other episode. She's packing her house. She's always packing something. Like literally always packing. And she's had a rough season, so that's not cool to say, but literally.

Like you you still have to teach your kids how to put together a box. They know. So you put together. Okay, first you put the boxes together, then you take them away. Wanna try? They're like they've got the you all the little kids in the you all like. Granny mom. Gina's like, you know what? Life has been full of lot of downs. That's why I got a bunch of boxes that say, uh, it's like, no, that's from UPS, Gina. UPS. Oh. Oh, God. She's like, you know, we sold the house and it's really sad. Like, I look around the house and I see good memories.

And then I look around the house and I see bad memories. It's also looking around a house, okay? It's like anybody. She literally has a sign up that says, bad memories. I look, I see bad memories. Good memories, bad memories. I said that just wake up in my hotel room. I've been there six hours.

I'm like, good memories, bad memories. So she facetimes her mom and mom big news I'm making a decision that won't be a mistake at all. What is it Gina? Come on. Matt and I are not gonna get divorced. I feel like for the first time that Matt is in a fight for his family. If you guys don't know what happened after the show RAP production, I would never, we say. I would never, we say Google that. Yeah, whatever we say about Jean on the show for fun.

Fuck Matt, okay. Dying a fire. Fuck him. So mom's like, I gotta say, Jean, I don't love Matt. I mean, I know the pretend Matt that I knew and loved all those years since what were you and kindergarten that was sad All right, but I don't know this new man who's a horrible horrible human being, all right? But I did see a real moment with him when she and I needed to go to the to the something OT. What's the OT? What is that occupational therapy? Oh, thank you. I thought I was just being dyslexic just have a real life

O.T. Perth. Yeah, so T please welcome to the cabaret an occupational therapy occupational therapist Ring ring ring when the therapy It's like When she and I needed to go to the O T and I saw on his face That he was attending to his daughter. I was like, well congratulations. I'm glad to fucking doctor appointment with Matt too.

Yeah. Matt went to get him out. Yeah, I love that. I love it like when the father of a child does one semi-responsible thing for the first time in 12 years. Suddenly that counts as commitment. No. Goodbye.

Goodbye. Goodbye, Matt. So the. Good bye, Matt. So the mom's like, can you know what? It's not all about sex, honey. All right, it's not all about sex. Gina's like, um. It's like horrified. Uh, so, Tam, uh.

Oh, is everyone excited for this? A little special treat for the Denver audience. Let's see who is the guy in. Ryan, anybody? So the news here is that Spencer, the good kid, has broken up with his girlfriend and is going through issues. And he died as hair green and got four tattoos in a nose ring.

So, yeah. So he's going through that and Tamra's like, can we talk about Janet Yack? I'm like, can we talk about yours with your fake ass glasses from the fucking party center, party store? It's like whenever a christen channel plays a principal in a movie, it just put on glasses, that's what Tamer's doing, you know. I'm sma! But I'm gonna talk about that sma thing, so I'm like, whoop this.

So Ryan comes over and like this aqua shirt with pineapples all over and an American flag hat. And I'm already just, my blood is boiling already. Spencer speaks for all of us. I'm literally just scrolling through these notes. I can, nope, not going to win with me. Suck a nope, but fall into an ocean and drown there. And fuck this guy.

I'm not into this argument, because the whole reason they're doing this is because before the season, Ryan got in trouble for saying we should kill trans people. Similarly those were not the exact words but it was like a baker who wouldn't make a trans cake or something and he said well when are we going to be able to use our second amendment or right that's the kind of right right second amendment. I'm literally dumb. When we're going to be able to use those rights to take care of this.

Really quick. Killing trans people. So then, of course, there was a huge backlash against Ryan. So now, we're just sad for Ryan because he wasn't rich enough growing up. His brother had more money for hair dye. Look at Paul Ryan. I know.

Pineapple, sir. Fuck that big it. Yeah, fuck it. Oh. Yeah, he it. Oh. Oh. He also said some real shit, some weird snoop dog pose. It was just, it's bad. Oh, and this week, since it's a real fun week on Bravo for just saying terrible Mexican comments.

So this week on Instagram, Bravo of Instagram, Ryan got hit, he got rear-ended by somebody and he was basically- Someone with goals, I think. Yes, someone on Instagram said, wow, they got him right in the Trump sticker. So they showed the picture of his car. But anyway, he went off, like I'm sure they don't have insurance or a Travis license and blah, blah, blah.

I was like, wow, Ryan's sure learning. Glad we gave him this helpful storyline, Bravo. Yeah, and he's playing a victim here, because the backstory, of course, is that Spencer called him a racist, and that started a whole fight, because we're talking about politics. And Ryan is like, yeah, it's just that, like, I don't know.

I just didn't anticipate you calling me a racist, that's it. You know, you just have to be more understanding that you're upbringing and your life was a lot different than mine was. I mean, you were raised in a McManschen and I was also raised in a McManschen, but I didn't like my McManschen. my big mansion. So then they yeah, crime me a fucking river, right? So, so everything's actually oddly subtle between the two and Tamra sitting there like she, because the guys suddenly realize that it's really fun if they put aside their differences and just blame Tamra for everything. They're like, yeah, the only reason why we fought is because mom stressed us out so much. And she's like, she's like, no, I'm the one who stressed out. I have Jim Bellino sort of suing me. I'm wearing glasses. I'm wearing glasses right now. That's about to be like, mom, you don't even talk to me. She's like, how is up to what I am talking to you? I was. Of course, Tamer uses that against her son.

She's like, I've been listening to you, and you've got damn broken up girlfriend stories. Ew. I'm immediately used as a gangster own son. She's like, this is your family, and then she like leaves crime. Somehow, Tamer winds up being the victim. This is classic.

All right. Emily and Kelly go to see Mario Lopez on the beach for some advantage. Doesn't this guy look exactly like the early Mario, like little dimples and perfect little hair? He's like, hey, welcome. He was cute. Mike Dow, the therapist, who is in his first year of school.

So he sits down and they're going to talk about what are our goals for today while we sit here and have therapy on the beach. This, by the way, this poor therapist, because he was like extremely backlit because of like the beach and everything. So they have like- You're all complaining to God. You're like, I do not like this ladding God. No, because then they had to clearly put some reflective material to get light up into his face. We have to spend this entire therapy session doing this. There's a light going around his eye.

Consider yourself lucky, Mario Lopez. Emily is like, well, here's my problem. I'm really defensive and quick to snap. Also Emily's in glasses, too. It's a very smart episode. It's definitely the Hemingway episode It is a lot of intelligence It's like, you know sometimes you disurs me snapping but I had a hard childhood and that made me mad And then I just have all these feelings of anger and like it's like even as a kid I remember thinking when

Rapid up. This is a joint therapy session. I know lunch money Food in the house So then Kelly starts explaining why she's angry. She's like well, I actually had a really good childhood My mom was combative I have a bunch of door cousins who like to play couch the flag and I wish I want to reach out and be like electricity electricity They wouldn't touch me. I was like, you doorks. I'm an amazing life. My mom's a bitch.

What else? So the guy's like, you guys, you need a change. Loving meditation. Who do you see in your mind's eye? Who's the person who's always easy to love? And Kelly's like, really? And Emily's like, the person that I love. Am I allowed to say the drug dealer with the jet skis?

Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. I like also by way Kelly goes, you know, if you fight with me, I'm taking it to level 10. And then we get like the most amazing montage of Kelly losing her shit over the past four years. You're disgusting, shut the fuck up! You're a blind-door loser, fucking big bitch liar, fucking tough-fitness!

Just makes me happy, it's perfect for the holidays. Is that, all right, Kelly, close your eyes. All right. Hmm. No peeking, Kelly. I'm not peeking, you just can't close this one all the way, still. Go ahead. All right, Kelly, what do you see in your mind's eye when you see Vicki?

Big! You're big, I'm so sorry I called you a big big. I'm so sorry, why do we have to find another time big? Get an album! It's like an Emily, what do you see? Um, I see a... Ow! Kelly, did you just hit me with a mallet? Sorry, it's just a video! It's like you Annamely, what do you see? Um, I see a... Ow! Kelly, did you just hit me with a mallet?

Sorry! It's just a... Sorry, I was looking at Vicki! It's so fun to do! But it was actually funny, because when he said, what do you do when you see Vicki in your mind's eye? And then we get... It goes wanna punch her in the face. I don't wanna do it, I don't wanna do it. Kelly's like better than you could even make up, you know?

So then the guy gives like this very like basic advice. Like the ultimate win is cultivating that calm. That's what you need to do. Oh wow, like great advice. Oh, here's, hey, you want to control your anger when you're gonna get angry, be calm instead. Yeah, I think everyone pretty much knows that that's what they're supposed to do.

The issue is like, how do I actually do that? You know the best advice I ever heard, this isn't even, it sounds like I'm gonna say it, but I'm not. I was watching this TV show because that's where I learned everything about life and This guy was going through like trauma couldn't get out of bed and his friend said the best advice is to get out of bed every day and make your bed That's it and it works

You know what I tried you can still be depressed and eat too much and almost run over somebody on purpose and across what but at least you're fucking beds made Thanks TV and almost run over somebody on purpose in a crosswalk, but at least your fucking bed's made. Thanks, TV. I don't know. I don't know. I tried to make my bed there through me in the shoe. Here's some advice from Joe Gorgah. Put two feet in one boot. Here's some Joe Gorgah advice.

Every morning, you make your bed. You put that fitted sheet around the mattress, and sometimes the mattress doesn't fit the sheet but you know what you always fit uh uh in a sheet. I'm an assistant picture of him posting like A. Today I had one that was like what was it was like A. If you want to put a carrot stick in the dip just remember you can always use celery too. Two options, one life, hey. I figure what it was. We read it backstage, it was ridiculous.

Every time I read a joke or a meme, all I think is like, get your dick wet, get your dick wet, I just farted. So for the coming next week, we see that we finally get the episode of Tamra being confronted and then just running away from every, which is my favorite Tamra move. The last time she did it, she was like, she's like, she's like, she's like, yeah. Which she did mean that iteration of her face. We never did see that again In her defense. I was a different face. Yeah, and next week clearly someone says Tamara I brought you something. It's a book by Ernest Hemingway. No

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