Watch What Crappens - RHOC: The Cat in the Spat

Episode Date: October 23, 2020

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I'm glad you're happy. I'm glad you're happy. Well hello and welcome to watch what crap and some podcast for all that crap we just left talking about on yo probs guy I'm Ronnie, Ron Carram, that's been over there. Happy Ann. Hi, how's it going? Good, how are you? I am just fantastic. So excited to jump into another episode of Real Housewives of Orange County. Me, me, do.

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Well, I know you my new short hair. It's different. let me see. Look at change. Oh, the sides are cut. I didn't know this because you still have your flop in the front. I know I got my flop because basically last, last Wednesday, I was like, enough, enough. I was like Taylor Armstrong, enough.

And I went to shave my head and I had my clippers and everything and I did my sides And then my my top was long and I was like that's kind of cute. It's kind of fun You know if I don't put product in it it looks very emo like the bangs hang down and I'm like But I was like that's kind of fun. It's kind of emo But it's sort of janky in the back and I think that probably I wanted to do a week of it this style by thinking we go full shaved head probably today actually I think after we're done recording I'm gonna bring it down to a three all around yeah let me just have fun with this long this long top while I can and and then you know and that's it and you know what Ronnie don't shame me okay

don't shame me okay like this is my life okay I had to do a lot of work to get this hair. Okay. Yeah Why are you gonna shame somebody for being poor? Yes. What the fuck do you think this is like this is Bravo ma'am, okay, this is not a lasken bush people You have lots to say about this. I already feel like we have a lot to say about this stupid fight, and I'm really excited for it. Well, let's just jump into it. What the hell? Yeah.

Why not? Let's just jump in like people in the background of a real housewives of Orange County B-roll shot at the ocean. Let's dive in silently at first, but say what music. So, so we open silent again. We have the taglines. Did we talk about the taglines? Oh, no, we didn again. We have the tag lines. Did we talk about the tag lines? Oh, no, we didn't.

We talked about the tag lines. No, no, they never show them the first episode. Yeah, so let's do our tag lines first. Sorry, I thought that was all previously on Real Housewives. And I was like, guess what? I'm not going to do previously today. I'm making a stand. And I'm like, wait, Ronnie, let's talk about the start again.

So the first tag line is Kelly's saying, don't judge me by what I do. In fact, don't judge me at all. You're stupid, you're stupid. Yeah, don't judge me at all. You cheap, wear your mask, you cheap, wear your juxtamask, stupid cheap. Bronwyn, did you write in the down you want? I can just do them. You want me to just do them? No, I'm just not into Bronwyn, did you write in the down you want? I can just do them. You want me to just do them?

No, I'm just not into Bronwyn. It's like, I feel like anything I say regarding Bronwyn is like me admitting alcoholism. Do you know what I mean? Like, I don't even want to say like, I'm an alcoholic. My name is Bronwyn and I'm an alcoholic because I feel like people would be thinking that's running, like coming out as an alcoholic and guess what? I'm not, I'm not giving up. Okay. I'm not coming out as an alcoholic and guess what I'm not I'm not giving up okay I'm not gonna get us an alcoholic so you guys can just back the fuck off and get off my ass about it

You're okay Ronnie look you made it through the way on sobriety journey and Was fake that's the kind of sobriety I'm into when you guys when you say I'm sober and go to a a and then open your fridge And it's all rosé bottles that's the kind like that I can do yeah and then open your fridge and it's all rosé bottles. That's the kind of like that I can do. Okay. Ronmin's too real for you. Well, she says, she says, cheers to bad choices, then making better ones.

Like, okay, that's fine. Like, I feel like if she learns in alcoholic, I probably would have made fun of that more, but now knowing that she is in restarting recovery, that I'm like, well, I guess that's inspirational and I'm not gonna shit on someone's inspiration. Okay, I'm not that bad of a person. I mean, I am.

I've just had a lot of addicts in my family and stuff and then it's like you go to rehab and then suddenly you can't say anything bad to the addict. Like you stole silverware. You know what I'm like, that doesn't even make sense. Like you stole, you literally stole target silverware. You know what I'm like that doesn't even make sense like you stole you literally stole target silverware from my shitty little you know apartment are you related to Kim Richards. I don't understand. Okay, so then yeah, she's got like 97 kids behind her which As usual is crazy. I forget how they have a family she has always wonder when people have problems like how do you even have time to have problems? You've got so much going on girl so many children. I know

So then Gina is like those who live in small house It should definitely throw stones. I was like you need to get your hair done. You look fucking crazy. That's what I want from you right now. I want hair dead. Okay? Yeah, I feel like Gina's on the same hair journey as I am and that's not good for someone who has actually a television personality.

Okay, it's one thing for me. If you show up here with hair soared on to the back of your head, like an inch down your scalp, I'm gonna be pissed, Ben, okay? By the way, why should people in small houses throw stones? like an inch down your scalp, I'm gonna be pissed, Ben, okay? By the way, why should people in small houses throw stones? That actually is like the worst idea ever. Like that is the worst, unless your house is full of gather signs and Mackenzie Child's decor, then throw all the stones you want.

But as we saw, she's actually perched all that stuff. So all she's doing is making holes in the condo that she's still proud of. She's not making holes in the wall. She's throwing those rocks at children because there's six children and a man in there. Okay, you're gonna hit someone with your fucking rocks. Put down the rocks, Gina.

Okay. The rocks throw, don't throw anything. How about that? Throw a pillow. They're literally called throw pillows. So Emily is like, life is full of beautiful curves and so am I. It's fine.

And in the middle of it, you see her do a cartwheel and she goes, new hat. New hat. Her personality this year is new hip. I love that. Like the executives are like, tell us about Emily. We want to know why she's still on this show.

Like, well, she's got a new hip. No, I understand that she's hip, but like, tell us what, no, no, she has a new hip. She's not that she's newly hip. She actually has a new hip. Hmm. Okay, that works for us. Yeah, let's do it.

Yeah, what kind of production meeting was that? Like last season, Emily. About hip in the season. New hip. It's hip to be square. Also not I'm not sure about your opening tagline being about weight issues. You know what I mean? I don't like that. I mean I talk about mine all the time But I'm from the hip-a-crap party and that's totally different. I need more from you than like your weight in your hips. You know what I mean? Like your gorgeous, okay?

Yeah, I feel like she's gorgeous and I don't need to hear about her complaining about her weight. I'm complaining about my, you're doing fine. Like you're my goal, you know what I mean? Yeah, you know, Orange County is a great show to project our issues on too. Isn't that great? It is. We've got addiction, we've got weight issues, we've got poor them. I mean, really? Yeah. Exactly. So now we have Elizabeth Bargast, the new one.

She's like, I heard my money the old fashioned way, marrying it, then making more. And I mean, I kind of like that using your using your seed money to have super profitable businesses like dog rescues. Just kind of dog businesses that you better sell that shit, okay? You need to stop rescuing them and start selling them, okay? You need to whip out some Vanderpump action. Yeah, exactly. And then finally we have Shannon. I have closed the old bed door, emphasis on the door.

And open a new one. Ha, ha, oh my God. Ha, ha, ha, the door. I opened up a door. I opened up a door. And the other side of that, the door. That's actually a welcome mat that David once gave me. It said, hi, stupid.

And I look at it and I think back to the times, here lies Shannon, the door killed by a welcome mat that David once gave me. It said, hi, stupid. And I look at it and I think back to the times, here lies Shadow Bedouard killed by a welcome mat from David. Oh. So we start with Emily going over to Kelly's beach house that she, her beach apartment that she's moving out of. And I was like, when are you moving? New hip. And Kelly's like, someday, I said, oh, he's some cheese.

Cause she's been calling me like, not stop. Shannon Bittor. Yeah. By the way, Kelly is wearing some crazy, crazy white ruffly thing. She looks like, tripe. And then she's also, but she also has like a blue hat on which I'm assuming is for her water thing. So it's just a very odd image in this like mid-century apartment that she.

So yeah. She's wearing that blue water, that blue water drop thing that's on her hat company. I'm at $250,000 of it out of the way! I'm in torrent! So, uh-huh. She's like, she had a legitimately mind-a-ber. Like, she's like, she's like,

oh, I don't know, I'll just be cordial with her, whatever. She's door-work. And Emily's like, why is she calling you? Because her asshole friends are off the show now. She's like, no, she's like in a jitter. She's like, what is she, like, she's saying, you know, she's afraid of Shannon living in her neighborhood because she can come killer in the middle of the night.

You're afraid of somebody in the neighborhood? Like, you're probably on fucking lamp posts right now, your picture, okay? I know. I feel like Shannon, like Shannon committing murder. If she were to do it, it would be the most bungalow murder. It would be like an old British comedy of some sort. Like, she'd be just like dropping the knife ever.

Huh? Hold on one moment. I'm just going to just take care of this one moment or she like shoots the gun and like hits a picture of him. Oh, oh, oh, Katti. I was, hold on, hold it right there. You know? She'd definitely go to jail because they'd come together and she'd be like, moment or she like shoots the gun and like hits a picture of him. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, um, uh, murder she wrote, murder she wrote. No, murder she wrote every episode or any like TV show where it's like in the end,

the big twists is that the wife did it or whatever. And like, Angela, landsbury encounter, and the wife is like holding a gun like, you stay back, you stay back. I'm gonna shoot. I'm gonna shoot. And her hands trembling and then someone comes just takes the gun out of her hand. Shannon is the most like, like, gun takeable out of the hands. It's the wall of the eyes. Like, if Shannon ever comes in with a gun, you literally can walk up and pluck it out with fingers.

Because she's like, I'm gonna shoot. I'm gonna shoot. Oh, it took the gun. You really shouldn't drink that tea. It's got poison in it. Oh, Shannon, what are you doing? What are you doing? You really shouldn't drink that tea. It's got poison in it. Oh What are you doing? I just want to say my final words uh this tea was meant to poison Kelly dad But I got so thirsty that I actually drank it myself so I guess I'm just sort of killed myself I'm a martyr to myself Then she totally filibuster herself right out of the death chair at the end the electric chair. She'd be like my last meal

All right, how much time you got all right Some salmon preferably with some cream cheese in the middle my brand Eminem's of some sort. I don't want it to be a man. I don't want that to be my last They're gonna say here lies Shannon Pador who finished life with peanut Eminem's that is not me I'm on a new journey, a happy journey. All right, how about a hamburger? I'm not gonna eat a hamburger, but you'll just go home.

I'm sorry, I realize you're about to execute me, but could you please make sure that this beef is organic? I just, I don't want any toxins in me. Officer, at this electric chair, it's not very ergonomic, and I was wondering if we could find something that just shakes to my body and my own issues, it doesn't have lumbar support. It would be nice if I could dye in the chair that wasn't made from oak, because oak is

very, very bad. The allergens coming in is going to kill all the guards. Okay. I can't. I can't sit on an oak chair. I can't do this. I can't. I'm sorry. I can't. This is just not right. Fine. They just let her go. Yeah, they'll just get out. Okay. We do not have time to restock the kitchen and build a new chair. You're fine. He deserved it. He deserved it. Um, so Shannon's now talking about how, you know, like how Shannon does these things that piss her off But then she has a really good heart and then we see kind of like a greatest hits of their relationship

Which is them like fighting like dogs and then um, and then like Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah Kelly going why don't you just shave your stupid chin hair? You're going to have hair on their stupid shitty chin I'm sorry. No, I think we're really good friends. It's not my fucking plea. No, I just know when it really gets me like you, Kelly. It's like really two people on this journey together. Thank you, Kelly. Yeah, and Kelly's like, well, I mean, I think she also just had like, Tamer and Vicki in her ear, and she's a follower.

And Emily's like, oh, she's a follower. It's like, wait, a follow, Kelly, saying that she's a follower. And Emily's like, oh, she's a follower. It's like, wait, a follow, I think she also just had like, tamer and Vicki in her ear and she's a follower. And Emily's like, oh, she is a follower. It's like, wait a follow Kelly saying that she's a follower. Repeated. Yeah, but it's also like not a very difficult conclusion to reach.

You just have to like, no Shannon for about 30 seconds to know that like, she's a follower. Like, like Siri tells her what to do, you know? So what was the Siri tells her what to do, you know, so what was the Siri tells her what to do? What was the fight with Shannon and Kelly? How did it start? Kell Shannon didn't like that Kelly was talking mainly about somebody who was it? The Shannon and Kelly fight started well the Shannon Kelly fight there was all sorts of stuff going on.

That was, remember, there was the train situation, the whole thing with the train, and then there was, and by train, I mean, like the sex train, in case you forgot. And then there was the whole thing with Kelly called up Jim Bellino, and Shannon was like, he is someone who is sewing me, and you have crossed the line. Well, that was later, but the first thing is sewing me and you have crossed the line. Well, that was later, but the first thing because they were really good friends and going out and Kelly, you know, Shanna was going through a divorce

and they were like going out drinking and all that stuff and then Kelly was fighting with somebody and she was being too mean to them and then Shanna got upset because she doesn't want to be with people who talk like that to other people, remember? Well, yeah, remember who was. Kelly was mad at camera because first Kelly was mad at Vicki, because Vicki was, was, you know, everything.

And then, and then she was mad at Vicki, especially about the train thing and all that stuff. And then, of course, there was Miraval where Kelly assaulted, you know, Shannon with a knowledge. And so it's just, there's been a lot to the dog. And when they said she's a follower, they showed how I love that they cut to the scene in the car where Tam was totally telling Shannon how mad she should be like that she almost died.

The guy max has spent like he like got a dog on his head and his friend was better I can't see I can't see So um, which was classic my god Yeah, so Emily's Emily's loving this by the way. I'm Emily's having the best time. She's like she's like Shannon Solar Amiga like, she's like, Shannon, Sola Amiga, oh, just be your own person. Sort of like how my new hip has to be its own hip.

Am I right, everyone? Hi, bud. In her mind, she just thinks you're like out of control for the whole year and she did nothing wrong as that what I'm hearing right now. It's like, the trace of Migos.

Yeah, but Solah, the soli, Solah lonely, Solah, Sol lonely, solar, solar Migo. Yeah, oh, solar! No, she's not solar, cause she has a boyfriend. Uh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, hip. New hip. So Kelly's like, yeah, she wrote me out of the blue and says that she has an extra organic mattress. Does that mean I don't have bed bugs? And she's like, no, actually, you'll probably have more bed bugs because

they'll be like, mmm, delicious. Like, they're orange County bed bugs. Of course, they want to eat organic. Come on. Well, you know, with way Rick would be in that bed. Oh, we have a ball. You're going to have so much in that bed. Yeah, I don't think any bed bugs want to be near that. You can be like, Hey, that bugs. Okay, then we over. Well, of course, Shannon has an extra organic mattress lying around. Yeah, which is happy extra.

I stuffed it with cream cheese. So then we go over to Lou Rubin's house and she's serving coffee and her mom's there. She's cooking and they're going to lie to the mom and say they're going to the spa but they're really gonna go to the theme park. I love how the mom looks like she runs an acting studio, right? She's like, all right, let's take this one from the top, okay? I'm gonna walk in, you guys are gonna pretend like we're going to spa but you're really planning to go with theme park.

Okay, scene. Liz is telling us her story. She's like, I was a black sheep. I grew up for a poor. My diapers are preacher going from trailer to trailer. I never saw money until I have it. That's right, boys. And her boyfriend's there. We finally get to meet Jimmy and. Yep. Jury's out. Jury's out. That's because all of three words the entire time. Yeah, he doesn't speak. He's not as young as I guess I thought I Guess I expected more of a fuck more than Jimmy. Yeah, yeah, he's more of just like

He his personality is tall Yes, he's like, well, I don't like playing seats He has personality as tall. Yes. He's like, I don't like playing seats. But yeah, he also looks like the guy who delivers my Instacarts. And the guy is very nice. He delivers the Instacarts, but he's very soft-spoken, and he often gets the wrong products. And because we know each other now, because that's, you know, it's COVID, so that's like all I do is order from Mr. Cart.

So he thinks he knows me. so he's like, hmm, I'm just not gonna message Ronnie today, I'll just get him what I think he'll like. And I'm like, oh no. You know what, I'm not sure about you, Jimmy. Yeah, that's no good. Jimmy, what I want for Jimmy, I need to have like more of a, like a good, like clear,

long shot of Jimmy, I feel like we haven't had any good, like tight close-up shots, because I feel like, clear, long shot of Jimmy. I feel like we haven't had any good, like, tight, close-up shots, because I feel like his hair, I feel like he needs a better hairstyle. I feel like something's going on with his hair, and I feel like he's had, like, a hairstyle for the past 20 years, and that's just his hairstyle, but, like, it's not doing the right thing, but I can't really stick to that opinion, because I need to have a really long, I need to have, like, I need to have like a shower really

So like as someone who's bald I can ball-chain me. It was not really ball-cheeing like click at mine Okay, I got a bald cap. I got it off the Amazon so I'm trying to grow here So take a good look at my hair people because really might be growing in soon But you see like he's got to have like it's really really bald in some places Yeah, he's got, do you have like, it's really, really bold in some places? Like, he's got that here, like back to here, but he's like, oh, so what? It's just a little one, I'll just grow hair around it, which is not.

I'm not sure if you can get it. It's got like a bald, a bald harbor. Yeah, it's just a bald harbor. And like, I don't want to think about tour as a while I'm talking to you. Like, it's a shiver head. Like, it's okay, Bruce Willis does it. Yeah, it's a fjord of baldness. I's okay. Bruce Willis does it. Yeah.

It's a fjord of baldness. I'm, I'm, see, I have, I'm, I'm putting really badly in the back here, but since I don't have to look at it, I don't have to worry about it. Yeah, like, I don't care what my butt looks like. You know what I mean? Like who cares? I want bangs and packs. Like that's literally all I care about.

I don't really want back. I'm going to have a penis, but you know what I mean. Yeah, I do. I do. So, so the mom, Lisbeth's mom is like, but you know what I mean. Yeah, I do, I do. So the mom, Elizabeth's mom is like, let's talk about your spending money, your shopping problem is, she's like, well, who benefits? You guys do.

Yeah, I don't know if you tell a girl who just divorced a billionaire that you want her to start saving money when she's probably supporting you. Yeah, keep that one to yourself, mom, okay? So she's like, do you support me? You support me? I'm a host, but he's an introvert.

He's an tap, and he's young. I want to, I'm at him. I want to the tallest man in the room. So I, I just want a good company, and he's it, and he's been here ever since. Yeah, and it's like, well, we need to schedule airlines for your parents to come visit I mean that's gonna be fun your mom's gonna make me some Mexican food

What does she make to me tongueers? He's like tamales Right tamales other Spanish things. Well, I'm just half Mexican half German But my dad said not all the Spanish you bet they're gonna know what's gonna respect you speak Spain is you better learn English stupid so I did but now on these spainish first of all hey Jimmy hey Jimmy can you have your mom make that cut up chicken with with peppers and stuff peppers and beans and rice that you put into one of those flat hot dog buns you mean a burrito yeah cuz you have a make that for me thank you that is so Mexican oh yes so yeah so she's getting back in touch with her Mexican like I don't make that for me. Thank you. That is so Mexican. Oh, yes.

So yeah, so she's getting back in touch with her Mexican. Like I don't know that you, I don't know that it's not even about being out of touch with your Mexican roots. Like literally everyone knows the difference between the tamale and the chimichanga. Okay. You're in Southern California, even in Orange County, even in Orange County, the like the most right winged county of California, even there, people know the difference between Jimmy Janga and I hope.

Or something. What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this?

What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? I've heard from people who like at a desire to assimilate into like America. It's like, no, you only speak English, but you know, that's a whole, that's a whole other thing.

I mean, our grandparents were kind of like that, our Lebanese side. They didn't, they didn't insist that the kids learn English because they wanted them to learn. I mean, they didn't insist that they learned Arabic. They wanted them to learn English. But like Mexican, like Spanish is a pretty humongous language in America. It's like, it's pretty useful guys if you know Spanish. Well, yes, I mean, listen, I cannot weigh in on what this man's thought process was, but the point is this, his daughter now does not know the difference between Jimmy Chunga and Molly. I mean, yeah, no matter where you stand, the parenting here is off.

Okay. I mean, just the menu parenting alone is the menu parenting is. She wasn't even allowed to do a maze on the menus. It's like, no. Oh, he didn't want us. He didn't want us. He didn't want us learning to run. You're just gonna stay at home instead of running around

and feels trying to make her way through bushels. Thanks, Thaib. Or Salas. Or Salas say, audio. Or Salas say, you're welcome, right? Audio, Shin-yori-chah. That's how I say thank you, Dad. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

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and, uh, probably I was like, oh, I remember coming here. I just don't remember leaving. Ha! Sad. Oh God. Okay, I'm so sorry because this is a sensitive storyline. I get it, but that's someone who, there's probably almost gone down this storyline many times and you said a lot of friends

who go down it all the time, like constantly, this would be honest. I hate the tour of, look, look how fucked up I used to be. It's like it was two weeks ago, can we not talk about it? Because I was right next to you just as fucked up as you were. So when you're like, oh my god, I remember getting so wasted at that place, I am traumatized. I'm like, you weren't literally holding my bald head out of the toilet at that place.

Can you not diss me? Like I haven't made that choice yet. Okay? So how about you don't just include me in your problem? Okay. You are gonna be so triggered this entire season. I mean, here we thought we'd be triggered by entirely different things.

We always expect to triggering on Orange County, but like the amount of triggering already, just by her walking into this restaurant, you're like, now, ma'am, I will not stand for this. It is not my fault, okay? It is not my fault. But it's true, like when your friend becomes sober, and then suddenly it's like, oh my God,

I remember how wasted I would get. I'm so ashamed of myself. I'm like, I'm wasted right now, like stop. Because she's with Sean, you know, he's like, oh my God, I remember how wasted I would get. I'm so ashamed of myself. I'm like, I'm wasted right now, like stop. Because she's with Sean, you know, he's like, yeah, remember that. So then they go to dinner. It's Happy Valentine's Day, which also guess what? Happy we're not celebrating Tamer's birthday day.

Oh, I learned. Yeah, that's a wonderful point. So they're talking about how it's a much more subdued Valentine's Day, because last year it was like in their condo and they had that hideous scene where they had sexy times in the condo. And Sean is like, yeah, no, this is much more subdued, but it's good. This is good too. This is good. And they're like, can you guys get a waitress that really sounds like she's torturing

Broadway? I don't care who it is. Just make her sound like torture. So the waitress comes over and she's like, What are you? It's like, why are you sounding like a horror movie door story squeak to say water? That's not cool. She's like, you want a cocktail? I'll never tell. Get out of here, Ghost of Britney Murphy. I'll never tell. So, uh, Brahman, I mean, so Sean also gets water and then Brahman's like, no, no,

I want you to drink because I don't want to, I don't want to, I don't want to feel like you're doing something else, right? Like that you're acting differently because of me, you know? So she's in that phase where she's like really like subconscious about it all and she's on day 14 of this and basically for the past like a million years she's either been drunk, nursing or pregnant. And so now she's then she starts to cry at the table because it's like it's she's having one of these moments where she just realizes that like I could never drink again like not like this is my life or the rest of my life So just just that she chose to do it right when they started filming. She was on watch happens

I watched watch what happens last night, which is rare But she was on there wanted to see what what she was up to and She was on there with his self-help chick who's like kind of like a Brunei Brown lady, I guess. So that's right at Bronwyn's alley. You know, so Bronwyn was like a huge fan of this lady and this lady's like, you're right about everything. But anyway, they were talking about how this happened and Bronwyn went to that party for Wix XVI after whatever and got so drunk. You know, the same thing she said on the show. It's just interesting because she's like, yeah, I just called the producers and I was like,

I'm an alcoholic, we should just do it as a story. So the fact that they did it this close to quitting drinking, it's like, okay, let's start shooting and I'm gonna dry out is insane. It's like an insane decision to make and it's gonna be hard to go through. And hard to watch, I guess, a viewer. It's a lot watching someone detox.

But in a way, but in a way, I think I mean, it's definitely, I have to imagine it's gotta be like the hardest thing ever. Oh yeah. Freshly, to be, I think probably going into recovery in general is like super, super hard. And I've a lot of people who do it. And I think doing it in a, like in technically

a work environment, right? Where like people are drinking and it's like, there's craziness happening and everything you're doing is under microscope. This must be really. It's rough, man. Really rough. I just found it.

I actually have found it already. It's very compelling television. Because it's real. I hate when people say, because it's real. But it is real. It is real. But it is real and it is different. It is real. I like it because it's real, but it is real. I don't know how it is. But it is real and it is different. It is real. I like it because it sounds like Israel

and I feel supportive. My postmates this morning was named Israel. So it reminds me of him. Yeah, so there you go. So yeah, it is real and it's hard to watch. But the Johns can be say it's real. We're just going to say it. I guess because I'm trying to remind myself

what I was going to say. But other it. I guess because I'm trying to remind myself what I was gonna say. But other times on Housewives, it's the, I have to go to AA because I'm in trouble with the cops, which is Gina last year. Because Gina last week was like, all right, here's what I got to do today. I got to figure out how to fix, fit six kids in a bedroom and then go to AA. And then I'm gonna go to TJ Maxx for a gathering. And I was like, what? She just kind of shoved the AA in there and then is drinking this episode. But it's because it's

court ordered. I'm guessing is the difference. And so we see that kind, but it's very rare when someone's like, okay, I'm in trouble. And this is real. Let's start first day of shooting go. Yeah, seriously. So Sean's basically like, listen, honey, you can't make it such a stigma that you feel like if you failed, you have to, like, that you feel like you're a failure if you drink, because you know, one more time.

And she's like, but please don't give me that out because that's an out, you know? And like, no, I'm just telling you, like, you're gonna continue on this journey regardless. So don't, if you fall off the wagon, don't feel like you're a failure. Which I don't know, I don't know if that advice is good or not, I can't tell. And I don't, if you fall off the wagon, don't feel like you're a failure, which I don't know, I don't know if that advice is good or not, I can't tell.

And I don't have the experience enough to weigh in on whether it's good enough advice. But, I would have Alan on because it's difficult for everybody in the situation. Like, that's your partner for years. So obviously you've been out getting fucked up together. And so it creates, you know, it's like,

well, do you have to be 100% or can you sometimes drink? It's like the whole countess thing. Like, yeah, you know, if you had, if you have trouble drinking, can you drink one time when you're out and there's no big deal, can you learn to have one glass of wine? Like there are some people that can. Yeah, there are people that like for some people,

like there is like a school of thought of like, I don't know, this is what someone told me, by the way. This is not me being like this is what I know I'm just someone someone who was who was exploring this told me that there is a school of thought that you can sort of like Teach yourself to drink for like just like to drink responsibly But I think that for most people it's probably like just cut it all out either way Bromwood and says yeah, I just feel like we're going to the motions of marriage. I mean, we haven't had sex since I got sober. We haven't even held hands.

I'm like, well, it has only been 14 days, so. Yeah, it's been 14 days. They were probably like, like white nailing it or white neckling it or whatever, so. Yeah, give it a minute. Give it a minute. Yeah, give that a minute.

That's all we've been 14 days. You're okay, that's okay. Yeah, and she tells us that he's always been there to pick her up and clean up her messes and so it's been a very co-dependent relationship. And she's like, you know, I've always been able to hide behind fun and crazy, but then when you take away the fun and crazy part and it's just me, that's really scary. Which I got. Yeah, that is good. And and I don't believe Bronwyn and Sean are living together anymore. I think that's the latest news. But I don't know that they're, I don't know they're actually even separated because she keeps posting things like we're in a, you

know, this is like our, we have our own. They're redefining marriage. They're redefining their marriage at the moment. I think she's got a girlfriend is the thing. I think she's like openly dating a woman. Yeah, I think I just assume She I'm assuming based on just even the scene that she's probably taking a moment to like be herself without A husband and see like who she is as a sober person. I don't know. Yeah, so anyway Yeah, they I hate I mean good for her and I you know like I like her and I feel for her and everything, but how serious do we have to get this here, this season of OC, okay? Because this is gonna be really rough to talk about alcoholism every episode.

I can, where do you want to go now? No, no, it's okay, it's okay. It's because we'll soon, we have a few serious episodes and then it becomes commonplace and then we can start being catty bitches again and say, like, mean things, don't'll happen it'll happen okay well speaking of let's get a shenan's for a meeting with 20 people there okay the dream team is here the dream team is here

hmm so what is her company name dream so what it is it? No, it's called real for real. Not to be confused with a 7 on 90s R&B group, real to real. Ah, no. I'm real for real. Real to real. No, real to real. Okay, real for real. So it is real for real. I'm not saying that I'm a branding issue, but you did just look up at the whole thing.

Yes, because I just looked up salmon stuff with cream cheese and found real to real an American electronic and reggae influence musical project. Right. That real to real things. I got to move it, moving. I got to move it, moving. I got to move, I move it.

Right. Yeah. And the video took place on a peloton that you couldn't unbuckle your shoes from. And actually... Oh, God. How's it going to work out? So then I looked up Real 4 real and it's a Shimano Stratix CI4 Plus FB spinning real model

like an electric bike. That's right. That is actually the formal patent for my cream. She's such a sad thing. You're having that big of a team and coming up with a name that I can't Google bad moves. How? And rethink the name.

How about you look up the real name of my business called Real for Real Quasine? Shambadour Meals. I just looked at. Oh my God. Okay, QVC magazine. A website. Here's my picture. It's smiling like this. Touching her house.

It's my judging her house smile. If I'm making right now. I'm smiling even though I'm fully aware that David went out to sushi and drank a kilo last night. And he never does either of those things, but I'm smiling because it's my own business. Samin loves a salmon. Okay. She loves a shrimp and she loves another kind of fish. So this is a lot of fish.

Clap your. Yeah. Looks like hell a bit, but um, this is a lot of fish. So this is a lot of mercury. Okay. I'm just warning everybody out there right now. It's a lot of mercury going on here. How much is this?

Is this very? Five easy payments of 2316 for 9 seafood meals. Is that good? Well, I'll tell you one thing. We do not fish sustainably because I believe the only thing that should be sustained is your emotional health. A lot of fish we use are sustainable fish, and by that I mean fish who couldn't sustain being in the water because they kept getting their noses stuck in those rings that keep

diet coaxed together, which is why we're serving dolphins on corn. Enjoy real by Sh Bedore. I can only imagine what being fish sustainably must feel like. I'm sure it's not the quite the same as being taken to a cash repub on your birthday and giving a sugar response. I don't think that's very sustainable. We do not kill fat fish for this diet. We will not be serving you fatty too enough because that is not what this is about. So Shannon is like well the first thing I want to talk about is the lemonade. We are finally choosing bottles and John brought some samples and if you give me a moment I will be drinking all the

samples and we'll be reporting back on how delicious the lemonade is. Thank you. So he's like well you know we've got the lemonade and, um, he's like, well, we've been working on this two years. I've financed it with my divorce money. I got $1.4 million after living a certain lifestyle. And I need to Hey, Parley! Listen, I don't want one day to tell my kids, sorry, I blew it all on a dream! So that's why I'm investing into something that is part of a very competitive marketplace that I have no expertise in. So, future insured. So, her man, John, comes over and she's like, well, do you like the mat or the shiny bottle because the mat is cheaper?

He's like cheaper. Exactly. We will take the cheaper one John. And then she keeps doing her huggy like, I'm so happy! Hugs and kisses with John and Oh, it feels so great to be finally supported and I'm having to defend my decisions all the time. I just want to be supported, which of course means another David but to her flashback up Well dear you don't really have any experience in this deer Do you really think you should be doing this deer have some more sugar deer? Yeah, and So she's like do you know how to get the she's like I am so supported by John John

Do you know how to get a website on the television? Do you see what I mean? He to get a website on the television you see what I mean He's putting a website on the television It's like a lifetime movie now if you do you have a good relationship with Charlotte How did you how are you able to get that website up? Charlotte's web is our websites made by spiders. That's why I get the mask So um, they're looking at her blog post, which it looks like the picture she's using now,

which is the, I'm touching her house, look. It's like, oh, change that picture, it is not cute at all. He's like, he looks so hot, babe. Check. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Kick ass. Oh, I love the John Janssen package. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and Emily and Gina are meeting for like early dinner or whatever and Emily talk. Oh, is that all you can eat? And they started off trying to they start off the scene attempting to be good there eating like one tortilla chip at a time Very slowly like we were gonna show moderation by the end of the scene like Like all of us. Yeah, it's like all of us when we get wastey wastey chicken, but he's so this waitress is I don't know. I think she's trying to steal everyone's husband this way, dress because she talks like this.

Hi ladies, is there anything I can get? How about you back the fuck away from my man? How about that? Okay. Whoa. Wow, even the waitress got you going today. Even the waitress. Oh, I hate a baby voice server. I hate a baby voice in general, to be honest. Yeah, I don't like it. Like, what are you trying to pull over on me? Okay.

You serve people to kill a drop the baby acts. So, first, Jean was talking about, you know what, I'm happy. You know, I haven't been working out and eating food all I do is eat, but I'm happy. You know I haven't been working out, been eating food, all I do is eat, but I'm happy it. They're happy pounds. Anyway, I'm gonna go to Annabelle's birthday party this weekend. I can't wait to go and get my face painted. Yeah, and she's a clip of big fight. We're like sisters.

Oh yeah, and Shannon just hating Emily last year. We get a little clip of that because they're talking about how she and Emily can fight but they all come back together at the end. And Gina, the waitress comes back over and she's like, um, would you like to order a caca? Google? What do you like some more drinks? And Emily's like, all I have another drink. Okay, we're gonna shut it down. How's your car? Nina. Okay, we're gonna shut it down. How's your car? Neen on. That would be cool.

I think you should watch. You said, okay, coming into the hangar, airplane coming into the hangar. So Emily's like, you're gonna meet a lizard with this party. I met her at Bronwyn's birthday that you were supposed to be at. Yeah, Gina apparently did not go to Bronwyn's birthday party.

She basically, she says she forgot about it, which like, what does that say when you forget about it? You know, because Gina is not happy with Bronwyn and Emily is like, well, she did talk shit about your house. Oh. Yeah, I'm at least just in here to start shit all season long. And I'm here for it. I think she's taking a good job so far. So she's like, yeah, I mean, she's not just talking to me. She's like talking over and over and over and over. And then we see Kelly and Bronwyn

and the car are talking about it. And Bronwyn is talking a lot of shit So she was like no what you know what this is where I want to push back this is where I'm triggered I don't think she was talking a lot of shit. I think Bronwyn's like oh so I heard that They have like a 1600 square foot house and there's that she's living in there with her kids and her boyfriend moved in with his kids. So there's they've got six kids in there with the two of them in that space and you see Kelly. And she's like and then she says something about like, well, making good decisions isn't really her thing.

That to me is the shady part. I don't think she's shaming the house. I think she's shaming the decision to move for other people into the house, which I think is actually like is shaming the decision to move for other people into the house, which I think is actually like, like is it like the nicest thing to do to maybe be talking about it? Maybe not, but do you think that like, if we knew someone who had done something like that,

don't you think that would be like, uh, did you hear about someone? So they have like six people in that house. I just don't think it's like the worst offense. Like the, uh, I think it's fucking rude. I think it's really rude when you know the slay these poor and she's like shoving all these

people into her poor little house. You're like gross. Oh, all those people in one house. Oh, yeah. I just don't know when you live in like a mall, you know? She does live in a mall and she does have a lot of kids. I just, I don't think that there's anything wrong with the house that you know I got and I think it is great that she's scratched together her money and got that condo.

I just think it's, I just don't think it's crazy to be like, but wait, her boyfriend moved in also with a bunch of kids, that seems crazy. All right. Yeah, but she is going from every, like, person to person. I mean, oh my god, did you hear about that? Yeah. Okay, all those kids who met Drums. Yeah.

Well, she went to, wait, she told Kelly, she talked to Kelly about it and she talked to Emily. Well, she talked to Emily. Shannon. Well, I guess Shannon was the one who told her. Yeah, I mean, just I'm saying it's not like the best. It's not I mean the whole cast With Gina and Elizabeth because she doesn't really know her yet. I just don't think it's like the worst defense of all time I think like as it's like not not a great thing to do It's not the nicest thing to do, but I also don't think it's like the worst defense. I think we seem much worse on this show Yeah, but it's rude like if you heard somebody like yeah, I mean I agree with you. It's not the worst defense, but still rude I think it's more question. I think it's I think it's to me. It's more like the questioning of like like Can you believe that they moved all those kids into there like yeah which was our reaction as well you know yeah

yeah yeah yeah I mean my reaction of course was rude you know but I'm not denying that so Tina's like yeah well maybe if I had a fancy house in Newport or if He woke up at a club, she would like me. Like she's really overdoing that accent. And Emily's like, fuck it, let's just do shots. Let's go waste them. Yeah, and so they start doing shots and she goes, and she goes, I'm like, God, you're like a new woman. And she goes, well, I have a new hip. My hip wants to do shots. It's like I can't even fill my lips right now.

When was the last time you fucking could Here again, I know So like we're the new trace amigas dose idiotus And she's like what does that mean? Idiot idiotus sounds it out So she's like well, don't you worry like if you want a party you can go party in Bronwyn's Club that she has in her house And she's like oh my god a club in your house who lives like that all right? It's like 8,000 square feet. I mean who rents a 8 grand square foot home?

And like who does that like you know who does that assholes all right all right yeah Yeah, exactly. She's like I ran to this 8,000 square foot home. You're an asshole. Who does that? So So now Gina saying that she thinks that brawman's all smoking mirrors and her house reflects that and she's full of bullshit See, I think that's like a lot of meaner than what brawman said You know, and I understand she's reacting So like when you react you're kind of like people sort of there's like this idea that you can sort of be rooter. But I think what Gina's saying is a lot rooter

than what Bronwyn was saying. Well then Emily's like, y'all, where does her money come from anyway? It's like, she's a hookah, all right? Or he's a hookah, he's a hookah. They're like, who's that, where the apartment comes from? Yes, they're like, totally shady too. And Gina's like, I mean, I can't believe anyone wants

to sleep with him with those necklaces he we is. His immunity idle. So come on, let's call it right now. She's like, are you serious? So she was fucking calling them. So they're wasted and they call Bronman. He's like at home. By the way, let's not forget Emily, like Bronwyn has just confided in Emily, the only person

she's confided to at this point that she's an alcoholic and now Emily is going to drunk dial the fresh new, fresh new, like woman in recovery. Yeah, yeah, but at least she didn't tell Bron, at least she didn't tell Gina that she was an alcoholic. That's true. I was waiting for that. And housewives world, that she was an alcoholic. That's true. That's what I was waiting for. That's not the thing. In housewives world, that's huge.

Yeah. So they do call her and Bron wants to air with like, I mean, literally kids hanging from the ceiling. There's like a kid in the mixer just going around and around. Wait, are you sure this isn't seen from grandma? It is. The other one from like the kitchen, the fan and the kitchen just going around. Oh, so, so, so, Brom and she's like, hi there.

She's like, all cold and she's like, so I heard you've been taking shots at me and I was like, I have been. I was like, oh, okay, well, I was fully expecting Brom to be like, what, what are you talking about? She's like, I have been, she's like, why? Brauma's, you know why. Basically, I've learned something that you said about my husband that aren't cool and aren't true,

and I don't appreciate it. And she's like, what about your husband? I don't even know. Dose of Yoda's here, you know? It's like, oh, you said some things about my husband and I am not happy about it and you are gonna get it when I talk to you. And then they just show Bronwyn just like furious and she's wearing a shirt that says choose love. And she's so mad that she senses herself she's like maybe all that bleep went to your

brain and I'm not gonna say that over the phone. No, she says bleach. Bleach that makes much more sense. I guess all that bleach went to your brain. She's like, what? She's like, that bleach went to your brain. She's like, oh my god, good one, that people have been saying for like what, like 50 years. Stop that.

I was so confused. I was so confused. I was like, all that bleep. Why is she saying bleep? Yeah, bleep. But it's funny, because they have like the exact same amount of roots and stuff. So yeah, she's She's pissed and so then we find out why and it's because after the tea party last year

They got wait they all went out and got shit faced and Gina was so drunk that Sean had to help her get an uber So she gets he gets her her an Uber and she gets home and then he texts her when she gets home and we see the text. But let's also wait, let's also, before we even get to the text, let's just back up one smidgen.

The reason why Bronwyn is mad, we were gonna get to the reason why, at the core of this, but the reason why Bronwyn even knows about any of this is because Tamra told, Tamra told Bronwyn that Gina had shown her this text that we're about to describe. So Tamra is still on the show. Tamra, that's the first time. First, a several impacts this episode. Yeah, Tamra is still in this whole episode,

and you know she was at home like, ha ha, that! Like she loves it. Because yeah, Gina told her about the text, and then Tamra went to Bronwyn and said, oh yeah, she's saying your husband like, what's the fucker? Something like that, you know, along those lines.

So we see the text, and it says, hi Gina, just checking all of this okay, smiley face. Bronwyn's asleep, but I Gina, just checking all is okay, smiley face. Broncos asleep, but I got her to the condo first week. Anyway, have a good night and it was great to spend time with you. Happy face. Oh, yeah, this is Sean.

Probably should have started with that. Smiley emoji. So if you got that text, I'm not sure. I actually am like, I've been trying to think like, how would I have perceived that text? Would I have perceived that text as flirtatious or would I have perceived it as Sean just being Sean? How would you have taken it?

It seems a little flirtatious to me, but they're also in an open relationship. So they talk about all the time dating other people. So I'm not sure if that's bad, but I think it was also nice of him to get a renew for and stuff home. But yeah, I mean, if I saw this, if my boyfriend had sent someone

like Smileyface, Bronwyn's asleep, but I got it at the condo first, wink, like I wouldn't like that. Yeah. I, yeah, I think my reaction would have been, hmm, that seems a little weird. Maybe I'll give her a benefit of the doubt. I'm not sure.

I think it's, I don't know. I would have, I'd have been like, that's weird. I probably would have just like put like a red flag in my mind about it, but I don't think I would have like, I'm not sure if I would have, I don't know. I don't know what I would have done. I'm not sure. Harvester says, I would have waited and seen to like see what future texts were

were were like to be like was I picking up on something or I'm not sure if I would go to a friend and be like do you think this is flirtatious? I don't know because again I don't know that I would bring it on camera to Tamra Barney but that's different because Gina hated Bronwyn so of course she's gonna try and do that too. And that brings up another point. Okay. Well, first of all, if Gina does that, Gina bringing up the text on camera, I think is a bigger offense, like to basically suggest that Sean is, you know, up to something.

Is a bigger offense than what Bronwyn did. But that being said, if Gina's saying like, well, Bronwyn and I just aren't friends anyway, well, if you guys, if they're not friends, isn't Bronwyn entitled to talk some shit about the house in that situation, right? They're not friends. What sort of betrayal is there? Well, I don't know. I mean, the whole thing, I don't know where I stand on that, but yeah, I think it's like slightly creeps, but I don't know that if your boyfriend sent me, it got me and Uber wasted and then was like, hey, checking in, winky face, hair up, you're okay, winky. I wouldn't be like, I wouldn't go to your best friend and be like, or one of your friends and be like,

do you know what, Ben's boyfriend, daddy, sent me a text acting like, ah, you know? Yeah, exactly. But she doesn't like Bronwyn anyway, so whatever. But that being said, the text did have a flirtatious vibe, so I'm still trying to like, suss it out. But I still just feel like it, I still feel like what Gina did was kind of worse

than what Bronwyn did. So I'm not saying this just because we, because Bronwyn came to our show. I just want to put that out. Bronwyn came to the crappies this year. I'm not saying any of this because Bronwyn and Sean came. I'm saying this basically just on what I'm seeing on the show. Well, Gina says, well, maybe I took it out of context,

but I have the right to think it's creepy because it is. So, Bronwyn just hangs up on them, right? So, Gina's like, oh my God, she hung up, Kweller again, I'm being prosecuted. It's like the Blair Watch Project, anyway. Yeah. So, Bronwyn, they call her back. And Bronwyn's like, I'm not doing this on the phone.

I'm not doing this on the phone, even though I did answer the phone knowing fully well, what you wanted to talk about this time around. So, I'm not doing this on the phone. I'm not doing this on the phone. Even though I did answer the phone knowing fully well what you wanted to talk about this time around. So I'm not doing this on the phone. I'm not doing this on the phone. Listen, Brian went to me some stuff and I am not to, I'm sorry, Tamra told me some stuff and I am not to please. So then, Gina's like, so instead of coming to me, you talk to everyone else, sort of like that. Why talk to everyone else about what Shulan wrote instead of going to you. Is that the deal? Yeah. So Emily is like, well apparently, Tamara has gotten a day off from her master Lucifer. And she's coming to Earth to let us know what's going on.

I like that. Yeah. And she goes, Tamara needs a hobby to occupy her time. So she's not interested in our lives and what's going on on the show she got fired from, which is so beautiful to hear from somebody because that's always how Tamra is, you know. She's like, I don't even care what she thinks. She's fired, fuck her. Mm-hmm, she does exactly right.

So basically, yeah, Gina's like, like, I know you have a lot of going on in your life and problems, like you have no clue. Which like, you know what, your sil Jeanne is like, like, I know you have a lot of going on in your life and problems, like, you have no clue. Which like, you know what, your siliquee is amazing. Did you say siliquins or siliqui? Oh, it's like, no, it's a siliqui, all right? It's just no one's used to me knowing English words. Because she actually did say siliqui.

Oh, it's like, it's believe it. Yeah, you know, people like Jeanne that just shock you every time. It's like, yeah, except you didn't use it. I'm like, how do you add up tips? How do you add up tips? But then they've got like the pie sign floating around their head, like in a beautiful mind, you know, what do you say? But she didn't use the little ki correctly, though, right? I mean, even though she even so you know, if she did say it, even though she said the word correctly, she didn't actually

use the word properly. So they are, ha, taking taking it back. Did your soliloquy was nice? No, but like, soliloquies are like when you have like a speech on stage and no one else can hear. Oh, I think she just, I'm dumb too. She meant monologue. Yeah, I thought I thought you were going to coastline with me because you're a theater kid. I thought you were going to I'm a musical theater kid. Okay, soliloquy is some Shakespeare shit. Okay, I don't want shit to rhyme unless it's being sung loudly by a diva, okay? Okay, fine. Patula Poe is having a show this weekend, by the way. I guess what it's not going to have a fucking

soliloquy, okay? We'll have an 11 o'clock number. Yes, we'll have ballads, yes. So little acquies know. Yeah, it's for smart kids. So Bronwyn's like oh, oh and by the way don't call me from Emily's phone call from your own Thou okay, you better call from your own Thou Bronwyn uses her mouth the most of any housewife when she talks She throws her she throws everything into it right You better not call me from her phone. So yeah, so Jean was like, you know what last year they want to sleep with me and now this

yes my home is too small. Yeah, you think you're better than everybody. You can't have a conversation on the phone. You gotta do it in person. Like only the queen of England would expect that. I think that I think that Gina is projecting some insecurities about her situation. That's what I really think. To be honest, if I can be honest for a second, that's what I think.

I think she's projecting, okay? So no, I mean, there was no projecting on Kelly when she was living in a one bedroom apartment. Yeah, there was by Vicki. Remember not from Bronwood. Yeah, but she was fine with Vicki. The thing is, these two girls don't like each other anyway. So they're doing things that normally would be okay, but they don't like each other.

So it's like much worse. There's meeting behind it. Yeah. So then for Lisa, they're taking a for Lisa, sign out of Kelly's place. And she's on the clouds at 4 talking to her mom. Hey, Cal. Hi, mom. Hey, Cal.

Let's go ahead. So Kelly's telling us about how her relationship with her mom has flourished over the past year or so. But now she has issues with Jolie, because Jolie argues about everything and she winds about everything and Jolie's a good kid, you know, she's a good kid, but I have to tell her all the time to do things and she keeps ignoring me, she's such a dork, she ignores me.

Yeah, I mean, my God, I mean, I don't want to be like my mother, you know what? Everyone's drinking these white claws with alcohol and she said there's no drunk. There's no lawn drinking the claw. Oh, what? I thought I was only when deriving this family. Oh! Oh, God, I feel like I'm drinking to my mom. On top of that, I got a haircut where the front's long in the back, short. Oh! I told her, you're not drinking, right?

And then she picks up up wine glasses Vegas her head and like drinks and she's like well I guess I say monkey see monkey too Just not gonna drink it for the anymore. Yeah, right. So then we go to the at hill store. It's like a party store Yeah, it's fun. So Elizabeth shows up at Bronwyn and Elizabeth is like, oh, they don't have more genie so you'll have to help me through this. Because poor Elizabeth does not realize that Bronwyn is in recovery and basically puts her foot in her mouth many, many times in this scene. Yeah, over and over again. So it's like my family's been here the whole week. Emily, we went to Poppot and she said said you got to just come from party. I said okay So they cat they're talking about the party is cat themed. I don't know why we're that down

But I guess maybe I was like having flashbacks the last last year When Gina put on a tire like face of Android Webber cats make up It gets party so Bronwyn's like talking about what she's like talking about Gina and she's like, well, you know what, did I tell you about this? How Gina, so, so Sean Texas Gina, okay, and this is what happens. Sean Bayce is like, I, hey, I got, uh, Bronwyn fell asleep, hope you got home, hope everything's okay. And then Gina's going about over exaggerating everything saying that, you know, Sean's

hitting on her, blah, blah, blah, blah, you know, Sean's hitting on a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot. So she's telling you the whole story to Elizabeth. And Elizabeth is like, bitch, you think a text is mad? You should see what my husband did. He got so much pregnant. You know, my mom, oh gosh, let me tell you about my mom. Actually, let me tell you about my dad. He was an alcohol. Oh, my gosh, I'm tellin' you about my mom. Actually, let me tell you about my dad. He was an alcohol. Oh gosh, alcohol is everywhere. He died.

No, he died from drinking and promised I'd like my dad to die from drinking too. He's like, no, no, no, but my dad died because of these, these now, call like he had foot on, sister failure, okay? Now I'm gonna tell a story. That's gonna be equal part to Larry. Yes, I had a shadow.

Are you ready for it? Okay. Yeah, they put him on life support and I couldn't get on the plane and my ex-husband was on our yard Which Stephen Tyler the Gunson Roads of skies bed mid-love? Here we listen to news Duckie, if you were in pink, I mean it was quite a day There was the guy who made the sound effects from police academy. Oh, he's And I called him on a said we have a jet. Um, but guess what? My husband

decided to stay with Steven Tyler and Ducky. Now, what's up with these alcoholics? My right. What is wrong with alcoholics? So many alcoholics. Oh my god. God. They are crazy. See is such an asshole. Oh my god. Even without knowing about what Bronwyn is going through. What a dick. I couldn't get on a regular plane. You know, so sorry for poor people with six family members who just sorry mom couldn't get there. Sorry you had sister system failure too late for me to get there. I don't have a private plane. So I'm Steven Tyler. Okay. It was with this such an asshole that I love her. Like, I love this woman. She knows that Bronwyn said that her dad died of alcoholism. So she knows enough. She doesn't even have to know about Bronwyn's situation. She knows enough to perhaps be sensitive to the fact

that Bronwyn may have emotional baggage from that. But she's like, let me check you something. So I called up my husband. I said, why can't I get on that Prophet plane and I all heard back was like damn I called the facts machine but turned out it was with the police guy I'm got so that I said put me out with my husband but he was doing shots he was doing shots with with Wanoana Judd Wanoana Judd was there and I said can I get on a plane and he said no you get on this yacht because all the best people in the world are here.

So you know what I did? I just sat down and watched a show pop, what can I say? Yeah, it's like, what are you talking about? So Bronin's like, she's just giving her like tooth look like, and she just doesn't get it at all and keeps going on and on. And she's like, you know, I mean, I know what it's like.

I mean, I've been a lusse since the divorce. And I just tell myself I will not die like daddy. When I die, it's probably gonna be on the yacht. So when I die, Steven Toddler's gonna have his face in between breasts. I'm telling you that much right now. And then we cut to Bronwyn back at home, all depressed after this meeting.

She's just like in bed. It was a bit of destroyer, essentially, yes. Yeah, she's in bed, like, so depressed, and Sean comes in, and she's like, I mentioned like, casually about my dad, and it was like a smack in the face, Sean, a smack in the face. Yeah, I didn't really totally know what she meant by that,

but I guess, I don't know, maybe the reality of the situation hit her. And she tells us in the confessional that she just wants to drink so badly and she hates that she basically made this choice. And now she has to live with it because you know, once you say that, then if you say, you know, I'm not ready for this, people are just going to judge you. You know, and so or that's how she probably feels, I imagine. So she just wants to be normal and, and she thought she'd be stronger, she thought she had enough sobriety under her belt, so that she'd be okay with this,

but now she's hitting the hard part. So, she's supposed to go out to dinner tonight with Shannon, so she has to get all dressed up, but she's really pissed now, because this is like three hours later. And she's like, well, great, now I have to go to dinner with Shannon and tell her I'm not drinking because of my stupid fucking mother. So she tells us that she's just started to get back with her mother and like taking babies to get back together.

And her mother has now forced her to talk about her alcoholism because, do we get there yet? Oh, so I guess she tells, she tells Dr. Deb. No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no, no, no. Bromland is coming down the stairs to go out and she basically announces that Dr. Deb called up Tamra and said to Bromland quit drinking. Her mom called up Tamra and then on top of that,

that's terrible. That is terrible. That is terrible. That is horrific. And basically, she's like pissed because she feels like she now, now that Tamer knows that she knows it's going to go everywhere. So she has to like, Bayes, we talk about it before she's really ready to talk about it to everyone. So then we cut over to Shannon, who is ready to go out.

And she's with, she's with John and they're in the kitchen. She's like, well, oh my God, it's my first Friday night without John Jansen in eight months. Wow. Oh, I could be okay. Honey is gonna be okay at home with all the real to real packaging. Oh God, I can't support this couple solely because of the sink nozzle. I can't thank you. I was about to say that. I mean what the hell are you? Are you adopting furniture horses to be then that kitchen? What is that? It was tall. It looked like a clarinet was attached to the sink. It was just huge and like I couldn't even I didn't know where it began or it ended or what it was just steam punk and old-fashioned. It's a offensive.

It's an offensive model or spout. So or what do you call it? I don't know what you call it Fossot it It's a travesty a travesty a travesty so Sharon and comes out she goes oh so we're in a van I I thought after six years being on the show that maybe I might be afforded a little bit of luxury I guess I guess we don't have that anymore in the, oh, what's wrong with you driving a van? Oh, wow, it's almost as big as Gina's house.

Oh, yeah. And this is the only time Vickies goes showed up on their show so far because everybody knows that Vickie is probably like, that's family dead! Screaming. So, Ron, Ron wants like, it's my car. Just get in and Ron wants in a terrible mood. I'm not saying this like, so how are

you? It's like, fucking god damn it. It's an terrible, terrible place. Yeah. And from it's like, well, did you talk to Timber today? And so, well, I mean, I pretty much every day I have to get my my marching orders for the day. Of course, I did. Well, guess what? My mother spoke to her and she's like, oh really? Oh really? I did not know this at all.

Please go on. I'm just gonna bulge my eyes as if I had no idea. Now I did whatsoever. Ha! Yeah, you know Shannon knows because she's making that stupid whistle face she always makes. She's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh face she always makes, she's like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, I've no idea. Is there a bottle that I can make a little tune on?

I brought some, a box of pregnancy tests, just because you're not drinking. Maybe you're pregnant. She's like, I'm not pregnant, I'm an alcoholic, I think. Emcehna is likeo whoo shock face whoo And it's like yeah, so she tells her basically, you know her mom told him whether she can't get out of bed She's drinking all the time and then Shannon makes home alone face. She's like. Yeah, she's going my parents They were pretty David their burglars downstairs. Can I borrow yours?

David I tried to swing that bowling ball from the rope, but instead it crashed into the chandelier. Ha! I put that ladder on spring, so when they tried to get up to my window, they were shot to space! Ha ha ha ha ha! But then I got lonely, and thought, wouldn't it be nice if someone were tapping on my window just to check in on me?

So they go to dinner and then Bronwyn does the thing where she's like you better order something if you don't order I'm gonna feel stupid like you're not ordering because I'm not drinking and she's like no, no, I love water I love water Wait, we we have to also mention something else that happened. They came out of this drive, which is that Bronwyn's mother, it is then revealed that her mother said, in New York, I'm assuming they were union or something, her doctor Debt told Bronwyn,

if you don't say that everything was a lie that you sit on the show, I'm gonna tell everyone that you have a drinking problem. So basically, her mom was trying to blackmail her with her alcoholism. She's, that is terrible. Yeah. So they basically go to dinner and broadmen's worried

that she's going to lose all her friends because she was drinking buddies with Shannon. So she's like, oh my god, I help us to have friends. And then she's talking about how she's going to go to AA meetings and Chan and tell us, I had no idea it was that bad. No idea. Then we see shot, shot, shot, shot, you know, and all this and Bronwyn, you know, Bronwyn drunk moments basically. And then it comes back to her and she's like, but when I think about it, it kind of adds up.

She had always a little slow on the uptake, you know, crumbling marriage, from when, yeah, Tamara, you know, she's a little slow on the uptake sometimes, but that's what we love her. So, cheers to good choices. And then we go to the big cat birthday party at Emily's house.

Yeah, there's this adorable cake, a cat cake, which I loved. And then you just see Shane sitting in the corner like, oh, of course sitting on the couch while everybody else is working. Shane's just watching TV. Of course, soccer. So Emily's like, my daughter's seven now. And she like talks to her hands on her hips.

And she has like an attitude. I mean, she's growing up. I I cry at night So she's talking to Shane in the kitchen. She's like, China's gonna come but the other night she basically Middich has a problem a Bronwyn basically admitted she has a problem with alcohol and she said not to tell Geno and so I didn't tell Gina, but then Gina was like commenting on her drinking, and so it was like awkward. And you came up with a magnificent idea of inviting them both here. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, before you do the song.

If there's a problem, I'll just eject one of them. King of snorkelles! So then arrivals, people in kitty hats, Elizabeth shows up with her brother and his kids and her mother and Jesus Christ. Like no one invited 20 20 of your people to this home, ma'am. So they come in and then Jimmy, Jimmy the the young stud way of addressed in the suits. Yeah. I think he thought he was going to like a like a conference. Yeah. Not convinced about Jimmy. He looks a little confused.

So Bronwyn, Bronwyn's like, I'm not interested in fighting at a kid's birthday party. I mean, I offered to stay home, but you know, we can just put on our big girl panties, I guess. So they basically come in and Emily is talking to Bronwyn. And she's like, just before she gets here, I mean, I know that you're mad at her, but just remember that you said mean things about her too. It's like, what mean things?

She's like, um, the small condo remarks. And she goes, um, well, actually, I'm not the only one who said that. Shannon has said that too. Yeah. She's like, and then she goes, yeah, I mean Shannon, Shannon told me that it's kind of sad. And she said either sad or depressing. And Emily goes, so don't depressing.

No, no, no, sad or depressing. Only one of those words, sad or depressing, not both. Okay, so please don't use both words together when you describe this conversation. Thank you. Yeah. And Emily's like, if that's true and Shannonana did say though, then that sure she has no Problem making fun of poor people with really sad sewn-on hair and that is not cool with me They just got to like let's bet is just like doing her own thing at this party

She's like wrapping children like oh wow Who called his children makes me almost want to have children this much here? I'm borrowing you my child Hey, it's a piano reminds of this one time when I want cruising with Linda Lavin. It was such a great time So Bronwyn's like, you know Shannon Shannon is the only one who's been there So who else would I have heard that from but Shannon? She's like well, that's pretentious I mean she had a really rough year and this is all she can afford, okay. She's, okay, I said I was taking shots. I admit that I was taking shots, so fucking kill me.

Exactly. So Gina shows up. She literally showed up to the party just together her face painted. She doesn't even have the kids this weekend. She's like, I'm really here for the face painting, okay. I want Mr. Mustafa Lee's. Yeah, so then there's like an awkward hello outside

with Sean and Bronwyn and Gina. She's like, Sup guys. And Gina's like, where were the kids birthday party? See, you can't just act like a normal fucking human. I mean, has to fucking kick. Yeah. And then Gina meets Elizabeth and then they start

talking about eating and stuff like that. And she's like, you know what? I mean, I feel great. I just don't feel my pants, you know? And I was like, well, if you need a doctor help, you're stuck some of that out of you. I know a good god down south. Okay. Just hit me up. So then Bronwyn's like, how do you feel about being around her? And he's like, well, I mean, I have no bill will if she just apologizes. She's like, yeah, you're right. You're right, Sean. You're right. So then Emily is in there stirring some worship with Gina. She's like, um, well, when you talk to Bronwyn, you might want to ask her what Sean said about your play,

what Shannon said about your plays. I mean, she said it was sad and depressing, both of those words. I mean, it's like, I was like, you guys are making fun of someone who gets no money, no support, and you talk shit about her. Oh my god, they think it's sad and depressing. Like, I'd be wanting if they thought it was sad. Every one thing if they thought it was depressing, but the fact that they say it's sad and depressing, I think this is a long, depressing. I think I can't get long. Yeah, I cannot get that. It's too much two words

She just said to you with two words. She's gonna hit me while I don't have it I don't know my gathersign on past yet. She's gonna say that about me. That's not nice And also Shana's getting caught again because Shannon didn't really do anything. I don't think she's like well She's it's very nice. She's living in a think she's like, well, she's very nice. She's living in a condo, but with two bedrooms and seven children or nine or 30. Who can tell? Really? We can tell that Shannon was like, what the fuck, but I don't think she said anything about me. No, I mean, I think it's, it is, listen, there are a lot of people who are forced to be in those situations for sure., and it's like, you know what, like people got to do what they got to do to get on.

I just think it's, I personally thought the only weird part of it was that the guy moved in with his three kids, unless they both financially needed to do that to stay, to stay, I don't know, but I was gonna get in so much trouble for this, and she really didn't do anything. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, I thought I was here to see some PowerPoint, not to be around children and cakes. Am I girlfriend making strange jokes? This is just cake. I thought there was gonna be pie charts. So Gina, Bromance leaving or Gina's leaving

and Gina, we'll talk this, Bromance leaving. She's like, all right, Gina, we'll talk this week. Like, yeah, mutual mom respect. We're not gonna make a scene here, okay? And then Gina's like, I have a plethora of choice words to say to Bronwyn and almost all of them will be using the improper contacts, okay? Plythera.

I've got a plethora, it's a little way to get to that bench. So I'm gonna be right here. I've got a plethora, a saliliqui to get to that bench. I've got a big aura of words to say, like live, laugh and laugh. Alright, well that brings us to the end of Real House Loss of Ones County. Thanks for being with us, everybody. Thanks for being with us on video here at Crap and Son to Man. And we'll talk to you tomorrow. Oh, tomorrow we're going to be back recapping the Netflix show home design challenge. No, is it home design? I thought a dream home. Isn't dream home? Dream home challenge

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