Watch What Crappens - RHOC: The Drags of Society

Episode Date: December 5, 2019

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Burt they did they what? It's Ben's birthday thing. What? Happy birthday, Ben. Thanks, Ronnie. Thank you very much. Thank you to everyone on Instagram and Facebook or we're at Twitter who have said, happy birthday. It's so kind and so sweet.

And I even got a card from Heather, one of our listeners and got even got a card from Heather, one of our listeners and even got a board game. So thank you guys so much. That is so nice. Yes. That's a wrap. Yes, from one of our Seattle Pacific Northwest Geraldines. So Tracy, so thank you guys so much.

That truly made my day like this year I was gonna I'm like giving you an Oscar speech now, but like I was just like we've been traveling so much that like honestly I have not really put my birthday like front and center like I normally do because I'm a glutton for attention and You know, I just was like I'm putting on the backburner this year. I'll just like whatever and It's just sort of nice to wake up and just everyone just saying such nice things. It really, really, really made my day. And it's not even, it's not even doing yet here in Los Angeles. Oh, Vee-Hee.

Well, if you want to see what Ben looks like on his birthday, it's another crap and it's on demand video recap. We've done a ton of those. Ben's in his Shannon Boldore app. Oh, hello. Hey. He's in his Shannon Bould or is in his Shannon Bould or T-shirt, which you can also find over at crappensmerch.com. Go to watch it crappens.com. You look great in that shirt, Ben. Thanks. I really, really like it. Actually, I find it to be very flattering. So, I need

T-shirts. T-shirts are tricky. I'm not even just saying this to sell our shirts. I'm like, T-shirts are tricky, and this one's actually flattering on me. So, you know, hey, people are shirts are flattering. Go get them. Also, we just announced two new shows. We're gonna be in Asbury Park, New Jersey, and Washington, D.C. That's gonna be May 1st and 2nd.

May 1st and May 2nd, sorry, still. I'm like five years old. Nice to have to count off the months to make sure I don't get them wrong when they're just numbered. 5 is May, okay? There's learned something to say. I'll watch what crap. So May 1st and 2nd, Asbury Park, New Jersey, Washington DC, the Washington show is going

to be, I think our biggest one if people come to it. It's definitely the biggest theater. It's going to be at the Lincoln Theater. We're so excited for that, both of those. And I'm gonna just also this week, we're going to St. Louis and Philadelphia for two shows. St. Louis, we're gonna be doing Real Housewives of Dallas. And then in Philadelphia, the first show,

we're gonna do Real Housewives of New Jersey, followed by a classic Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap, season two, episode 14, Malibu Beach Party from Hell. The show, the episode that inspired the Taylor Armstrong and that cat meme. So. Yeah, it's gonna be a Super Five.

You know, by the way, my cousin Melissa has volunteered to give us a tour of the Real Housewives of New Jersey hot spots like the brownstone and rails and things like that. So, you know, ahead of the As Housewives of New Jersey hotspots like the Brownstone and Rails and things like that. So, you know, ahead of the Asbury Park show. So, who knows, we may have some sight seeing stories to tell. Yes, and we've got a ton of other shows you can get the whole schedule at watchetcrapins.com. I'll just go through it real quick just in case you hear your city.

In two weeks or less than two weeks, we're going to Denver, Colorado, Seattle, Washington, and then in 2020, we're starting with the 2020 golden crappy awards in Los Angeles. That's almost sold out. Then Detroit, Columbus, two shows in Austin, Houston, Birmingham, New Orleans, Kansas City, Omaha, Salt Lake City, Orlando Charleston Oklahoma City as Republican Washington which we just said go get tickets it watch at crappens.com see you guys out there in real life on the road. Well, and you know what if you are watching crap is on demand you get to

see my enormous enormous cup of iced coffee from the because I went to a big ol' shop as part of my birthday indulgence and like how big this is if you're watching This is covering up my face this cup. Yes. This really is And it made out of styrofoam and it's using a plastic straw So basically Ben for his birthday is just digging his dick in the world saying fuck you That's right. That's what I'm saying. You know, I because we're talking real houses of Orange County and you know what? Cause we're talking real house of Orange County. And you know what? Like this is the representation of the Orange County. I'm thinking gumbels and as huge styrofoam cow.

I have not come to anyone. I have not come to anyone. Oh God. I was gone. I just get one of those pillars on the couch to scream in tea for this episode. Cause this is a very screaming episode We're embarking upon I know I know my I my instrument is not warm mainly because I'm still getting over this cold

So I actually know it's a normal so as a result I may be perfect for cabaret right now But it'll be a real challenge to do Vicky Gunnville soon Sure we'll get that what we get there. Okay, so here we are. We're still fighting at that weird beach bar thing that we were at last week in Miami with the ladies of Orange County. And Tamar is saying, got sex in my desk for money, call it. Such a bad.

Yeah, I also, I just have to say by the way this episode was hilarious. I just have to get that out of the way. Yeah, so Timmer is saying that because she's real classy. I love how she accuses Kelly of not being classy and then yells that across the pool. So Kelly is like, did I yell low? Yeah, I absolutely went low because I feel like it wouldn't stop. And I wanted her to stop talking felt like it wouldn't stop. And I wanted her to stop talking.

She's a door. She's a door. And then we see a clip of Shannon telling her at lunch, well, when you learn the context of why Tamara was saying those things about you, you're going to say, well, oops. Oops. Oops.

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And she was like, yeah, but then she does these things. These underlying things, they're underlying things. she does these things. These underlying things. They're underlying things. She does the army. Yeah, which is true because that's Timmer's thing is that she will do just enough so that way she can claim, no, I've had you back the whole time. But then also propagate rumors or get other people to see them or bring shit up. All the time she does it later this

episode in fact, and I will be very happy to point it out. Yeah, she does it like five times in episode this season. Yeah. So, yeah. Sorry, I was swallowing spit. It was delicious by the way. That's really the metaphor for the show. Swallowing spit. So, uh, yeah, so Kelly said because she and Tamer were friends and other foes and Shannon, uh, Shannon and Tamer start walking back to the group. Shannon's wearing this like pink floral dress, it's sort of like retro and so she's walking back to the group and Kelly's, oh god, here comes awesome power! I mean, the last episode she was adding us is to things and now she's taking us off of things. Often power.

So she goes, so now Kelly's totally changed because Rommel's telling her just talk it out. This can all be worked out, just talk it out. So she comes back with Tamara and Kelly goes, actually how is your huge apology huge and run was like yeah, huge because like I just like push and I push you know, I'm really sorry I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, I I don't say I owe you a huge. I'm sorry. I'm sorry She just it just goes in a hug camera who has like full on like it's like a possum who just found like some decomposing Cabbage in the dumpster and so the possums like happy that it found food but it's really not the food it wanted So it doesn't really know how to react And she just stands there with her arm stiff and she's like I was sick and I play

When Shannon said those things I said, you know, she was saying that yes That Shannon when Shannon was saying that I said you you abuse somebody and you pull the trend and you were Slotting your bad mother you put your mother down to tears. I said you're making those all sound like they're really bad things Shannon I won't take it. I'm gonna get up and walk away Yeah, okay And meanwhile meanwhile by the way while this is happening while the saga is happening They cut to Shannon watching from afar like sort of like at like a fence or something like Oh, where I guess that camera is making up with Kelly dad and I'll just beyond the house

I know how this is gonna go. Key West. Oh God, I'm already nervous. Yeah, meanwhile Tam was just throwing her further and further under the bus. Exactly. And Kelly's like, put you understand my point with you? She's like,

yes, but I wish you would have called me and asked me so I could have spanked you that everything is shavans fault. You know, I don't have that kind of understanding what she does because she has really hurt my time. She has a path and stuff in the slasher. This will be draining my big account. I guess. Yeah. You were already sued for shit that you said in a podcast. Okay. Nothing. Please stop with this. She did not do anything that you're being sued for for years and years. You did

Yeah, this is like she is Little she is acting like Kelly Just you know docks her or something like that. Literally all Kelly did it with Tweet of Jim Belino That's it. Okay. Everything else tamara you brought on yourself like like pretty much everything that always happens to you Yes, and by the way frivolous lawsuit hate to be on Tamra side, but so what she so what? I am on Tamra side on that lawsuit. So anyway, Kelly. Oh, by the way, I just want to say I just want to say that while Tamra was trying to Exonerate herself and she was when she was saying how you sort of were saying it before because it was kind of confusing because she was saying what someone else was saying about what she was saying

etc. But when Tamro was like She's like no, I was standing up for you, you know like like I said something and then Shannon repeated it in a totally different time That made it sound like I was saying that you abuse someone You know because it was bicky who said that she pushed her mom down the stairs and then wrong was like Oh, yeah, they got into a fight with a boyfriend in front of his son. I'm like, see, there it is, because we've just went through several episodes where we saw the Bron was like, no, let me clarify.

Like, there was just like a misunderstanding and they got into a fight and they say, left, it wasn't like a whole big thing. But Tamara again now is saying that that Bronwyn was jumped in and was like, yeah, Kelly got into a fight with her, with the guy, with in front of the guy's son. So like, again in and was like, yeah, Kelly got into a fight with her with the guy with in front of the Sun. So like again, Tamara is like again over and over and she just keeps her on the bus. Yes, and she just keeps repeating her wrong shit until you just believe her shit the most, you know, yeah.

So she's basically a piano lesson repetition is key. She's basically a piano lesson. Repetition is key. So she's like the show pan of like terrible, terrible people, you know, of terrible personality disorders. She's like the show pan of personality disorders. That she's so impromptu. She's so impromptu. Oh, oh, I have to, by the way, that was like a reference to an 80s movie with you Grant

and Judy Davis in case anyone didn't get it. But I do want to clarify something. We, as is want to happen on water crappens, we will go on rants about certain things. And I went on a rant about the Greek god Hephaestus the other day. And I was like, I hate her. She's so annoying. And then some lovely ladies from the Metropolitan Museum of Art

who work in the Roman Greek Classics Department were like, love the podcast, but by the way, Hepistus is a man. And so I'm sorry for messing that up everyone. For all you classic scholars were like, I've Hepistus is a man, apologies. But I just like to think that now, when I was saying that I hate her,

I was being like, you know, like I was being like, sassy, like she needs to quiet down over there. Well, that's what you get for trying to compete with me reading Song of Achilles. So whatever. So I just want to correct my heath-feast-his-reflective. That's what I just want to correct. head feast. Oh gosh. So then where am I caught there just screaming?

I get no no, it's not you. It's a camera. It's a camera. It's a really. I have to be rolling my life. Okay. So yeah, so then Vicki comes over and everyone's confused because now Kelly and what's her buns.

Tamer have just had. So Vicki comes out of her, she's like, what do we do? Are we going to keep us? Are we going to keep us? And Kelly's, yes, just what the, you know, what's going on? What's going on? She's, we're going to keep with. Like, she's not going to tell anything.

And then they just stare at each other. Kelly and her weird foredoor like squinting her eyes and then Vicki just doing this. It's like it's very awkward. She saw it's hair on her mouth and we can verbal ride the yesterday. And then Shannon meanwhile is like she has full on like in her mind her hands are going like this like left or right like just like the big old crossing you know and she's like right now for what Kelly's done I I'm nowhere near wanting to hug her. Because let's not forget that Shannon. Shannon, it appears to be what Shannon is most angry about right now is that

Kelly said that her hair looks bad. And pulled it. And pulled the extension. Yeah. So Kelly's like, uh, thank you for forgiving me, Cameraw. Like a loudest she can. And Shannon, you know, typical in a classic Shannon line walks off going, I'm gonna give her a big hand. I'm gonna give her a big hand. I'm gonna give her a big hand. I'm gonna give her a big hand. I'm gonna give her a big hand. I'm gonna give her a big hand. I'm gonna give her a big hand.

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I'm gonna give her a big hand. I'm gonna give her a big hand. I'm gonna give her a big hand. I'm gonna give her a big hand. I'm gonna give her a big hand. I'm gonna give her a big hand. I'm gonna give her a big hand. That was good. So then, Vicki Shannon and Tamra are, they're all going out now to Key West. They're going to Key West. They're moving down. So Vicki and Shannon and Tamra are putting on their scarves and their glasses so they can ride in the convertibles without messing up their weaves. And Emily and the other girls are in another car.

And Emily is like, did you see what they have on? It's like Thelma and, but the Geriatric version. She's trying, she's trying. You know, I'm only had a few lines that made me laugh. And this was not one of her greatest ones, but like I appreciate that she's like, I'm gonna throw some shade, why not? She's like, they'll probably kick me off

after the season anyway. So I was gonna get my digs in now. I love when people age same all these shows and they're like two years apart. It's very much like when you're in school And you're like oh my god, you're like a 13 year old and you're like oh my god 16 year olds are so gross never get it But I always wanted to be able to be older cooler kids. I was always like oh god

I wish the 16 year olds would hang out with me a 13 year old No, I was always like I'd be like 12 and see a 13 year old and be like No, I was always like, I'd be like 12 and see a 13 year old and be like, HAD! HAD! There was a skit on SNL with Sigourney Weaver, like about six or seven years ago, where Sigourney Weaver was a mom, and like Andy Sandberg was her kid, and he's like, Hey, my friend Riley's coming over, and I was like Fred Armason, as this like, basically what you described as yourself. He came over and was came over like hey, bitch. How's it going? You look great. I mean look like shit

Yeah, you old hag. Yo, man. That's what I'm imagine. That's what I'm imagining you as in middle school So of course as soon as they get in the convertible camera like gets up and like flashes or boobs to everyone at the carport of the hotel Yeah, but she apparently she has pasties on so it doesn't really count, but I still blurred out because Bravo's like, we don't need to subject our viewers to that at. I believe that everybody should get a boob job if they want. I, for example, want to get a boob job. I would love to have boobs up to my chin and I'm going to save up.

But maybe I'll start a kickstarter. Point is, don't have 30 boob jobs, okay? Because eventually you just start looking like a fruit bowl of Michaels. You know, like it's getting too much. Fruit bowl of Michaels. You know, like those rubber fruits or plastic fruits that you got in your head.

They're sort of, yeah, and some of them, yeah. They're usually in the stick section, like when you go get decorative sticks. Yeah, they're usually in the stick section, like when you go get decorative sticks. Yeah, they're like firm. So Kelly's like, jump off a cliff because they look like thumb and Louise. And then me while Shannon's doing- Which is also not what thumb and Louise did, by the way,

just to keep Kelly's, just to keep Kelly going as she has been going. Enjoy getting in my Audrey too. Enjoy being a competitive diver to ship up a diving board stupid. Congratulations on what are you at gold in the Olympics, Charit Seafarer. Like that's you even referenced the other movie Kelly. It's not. I'm finding an alien in your stuffed animal collection. I was going to eat you next also. Hey enjoy riding your bicycle from the

mood. I'm going to fat ass. That was kind of ET. That was actually West Cluster real thing. Tamron a bike. Tamron, I mean Tamron ET, I mean separated a birth. I don't know. But if you gave me, if you gave E.T. a boob job and a blonde wig, you know, there's some, you know, the point is this. A.K.T found home. No one found me home. But either way. Oh God. So then we hear Duh.

And Vicki's like, what's that? What's that? Cause Vicki's driving. And Timer's like, Oh my God, she's sending me that chas. And Vicki explains, Josh, that bullet that Kelly got to a bar fight with has been communicating with me on Instagram. And she sent me pictures of her hand.

And I was mortified. I was mortified. Like, oh geez. Okay. So now, here we go. Vicki has been talking to this lady the whole time. And that is totally a trick that Tamra learned when she was talking to Brooks's exes who were accusing Brooks of abuse and faking cancer and all that stuff back in the day. So you see Vicki learns her dirty tricks. She learns him from Tamra and the Tamra pretends that she's all innocent

While she's the one who's been looking at these pictures all the time with me Yeah, and meanwhile meanwhile also like the picture comes to it. It's Shannon who checks it on her own phone I at least it looked like that. Unless you're checking Vicki's phone But it looked like they were all it looked like they all received it some like You guys are trying to act like only because you guys are all three clearly in contact with a woman and even if you're not Vicki is clearly circulating the stuff amongst you three, but you guys are all gonna put it on to Vicki and then on top of that, on top of that, Tamragas Nothing good comes out of trying to make someone else look bad, bitch I'm like that has been your raise on detra for the past 10 years

I know, she's like, it's not something that it should do. It's like, do you think they're only going to edit in these parts and not all the other parts that we are blatantly doing all of this stuff? Do you remember? Yeah, she could just get the evidence together like that. Hey, hey, Tamra, remember when you spend an entire reunion trying to drag Ruchin because of some guy who called up or whatever,

who is like she apparently was having a affair with? Do you remember that, Tamara? Yeah. God. Also, we should mention that this convertible ride was a perfect opportunity for Shannon to do some more of her classic. I'm having so much fun. I'm stuck in under bridge and laughing. Ha!

Ha! Oh! Oh, he put on her turn signal. Ha! Wow! Trace and me just, wow, road trip. Feeling turn signal. Wow, I'm trying to see if he gets a road trip. Feeling young and renewed and not thinking at all about the fear that David started in the US. Oh, not thinking about it at all.

I'm having so much fun. She did say that at one point, right? Is it this part that she said that where she's like, oh, well, am I thinking of David right now? Oh, wow. No, not at all. I'm like, is you are? He just met you. Just set it right now. Oh, wow. No, not at all. I'm like, is you are? You just met you just set it right now.

And then meanwhile, we in the other car, Kelly's like, I got a bar. I got a bar. I got a bar. I got a bar. And so they like pull over on the side of the highway. And Kelly like stands up out of the convertible and starts barfing out.

But she sticks her head fully into the traffic side. So her head is like sticking out into like cars that are going to like 60 miles per hour She doesn't even give a fuck just like I got a bar right now. I got a bicky. I got a bicky Yeah, I'm surprised she didn't lose a head I just saw a movie where that happened some girls really head out the window and her head comes flying off It was terrifying what what movie was that movie was because then it'll be a spoiler alert and everyone's gonna get mad at me So I would have a lot of movies. No, it mad at me. Is there a movie that I would have been watching these?

No, it's scary. It's a scary movie with Tony Colette. Oh, that would be super scary. It will. I don't know, but I love Tony Colette. Okay, so what? What a story. What?

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, that sounds about it. It's supposed to be terrifying. But of course, I don't want to scare you. Then we did just spoiler alert it. Sorry. I was talking about the film Sharktail just also by the way I got Disney plus because everyone's like get Disney plus get Disney plus so then I turned on Disney plus and I was like I don't want to watch anything on here. Oh

Yeah, what am I some old pervert like what what am I gonna sit around and watch cartoons? Oh tell us the middle of Oh, I tried watching that movie lady in the trap but with real dogs well with real puppet dogs Like they made an animatronic lady in the trap. No, that needs to be updated Okay, we can take also we like have we ever discussed the slut shaming of calling a dog a tram. I don't think so What was the guy dog? So it was okay. Okay. That's actually never solid. Trance to be like Charlie Champlain. Charlie champ. Not that's right. I think this scam, but you're right. You're right.

Charlie Chaplin was the train. What ever? Isn't that just like a traveling person? Go. I have no respect for. Yeah. I was about to say I've no respect. I was like, I don't have any, wait, I think I don't have any problems. I just started, I was like automatically launching into a tie rate and I was like, I don't have any problems. I think I was just triggered by the idea

of watching two dogs eating spaghetti. Yeah, and they weren't as cute as the cartoon. They're set, okay. Sorry, sorry, it's set. Sorry. So, okay. So then, big case. Oh my God, I'm scared of bitches. I'mactment of the climactic scene from True Lies, you know, also another spoiler where Tia Carrera's limousine plunges into the water because the bridge to QS gets exploded. To be headed on an electrical pole and try to park out the way out.

Watch movie, I'll be discussing now. So three hours later, here we are at the Peretsky Resort. Yes. So the women arrive and basically like the people that greet them at this hotel look like everyone's neighbors they've ever had in their life, right? It's like, oh, yeah, those people grew up, those people live next door to me. Yeah, they do. They were very like neighborhood party. I'm sorry I'm making so much

chair noise guys, but I put a rolling chair on a carpet, and now the rolling chair won't roll across the carpet, which duh, stupid. You have to get the thing. But the carpet's not big enough to go all the way under the desk, so then I have to get a bigger carpet to get the plastic thing. You have to get the plastic thing for Christy. You have to get a good one. I once had one of those plastic things and it actually went into breaking. I've broken those before. I'm too big for plastic.

Why do you even exist if you're going to break? You're supposed to be able to handle chair pressure. How is Office Max even still open, by the way? Okay, let's keep going so Strocket as a bus boy. It's uh Office max get it. Oh, and he still is So three hours later, okay I'm gonna kill you so they're

Late the ladies like okay in a classic storyline everyone gets a room, but two of you have to share. And Kelly and Emily are like, we're zero. So everybody starts to divide. I'm going to go. Emily and Gina share. Oh, I thought Kelly and Emily, sorry. I'm just gonna tell a whole show wrong. I'm like, and then Laverne came in.

With the most important parts, yeah, Laverne. She's like, well, now that I no longer work at that hospital with Dr. Harry Weston, I've moved to Key West and I've opened up, I've opened up this hotel. Basically, we tried to go to Palace for emptiness. Yeah, pretty much. Okay. So the other ladies come and there's Wally.

He's the friend of office supervisor. He's here now. He's like, well, hi, everybody. We have a waterfront view for you. And he's that guy. He's just like way too in to Real Housewives of Orange County being there. And you know, he was knocking like every five minutes. Y'all need a towel. What else y'all? What can I get? Classic Wally. Yeah. Waterfront Wally classic. He hasn't been this excited since a one season cast regular from storage wars came through. So then the plan for tonight is that they're going to go to a drag show.

And so Bronwyn tells us what her drag name would be, which is Buzam's galore. I give that about a five. I think that's very easy. And she's like, and my talent would be lactating. I was like, hmm, I guess, yeah, it's not that you wouldn't be a drag queen. Yeah, let's, let's rework all of this. Okay, I'm not really good with coming up with a drag names. Like mine would be like, cool, around

thing. But I, I wonder around thing, might would be Randall, I'd just be the same. I'd just be Ronda. I'd just be like my mom playing Canasta like two songs playing really loudly. I'd just be like, all right, we just got a wild two card Canasta. So you know what you need? That's right.

I said it. It's like not drag it all. It's just saying things my mom would say. How about you get the fuck off the road, idiot man? I would just put two medicines together, you know, like a leg relatives. Those would be good. I would be balding medications. What are they? Um, um, Rogaine, Rogaine, but what's the thing in Rogane? I don't know. All these people. I thought Rogane is steering right, steering real right now. What is the medicine? I thought Rogane was Rogane and there was the other Rogane thing. But it's got something in it called Menoxidil.

I'd be like, Menoxidil. Maybe a granny that does not even work together. Yes, it does. But actually, it's not idle. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and f**k. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast,

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So anyway, Emily and Gina are doing their makeup together in the bathroom together because they're sharing a room together. Well, I'm glad I clarified that a lot of people would be like, how did this work out that they're doing their makeup together but they're not in the bathroom together because they're sharing a room together. Well, I'm glad I clarified that a lot with people be like, how did this work out? That they're doing a makeup together, but they're not in the same room. So they're doing their makeup together. And Gina is like really upset.

Gauys, she's really upset that Vicki's been messaging that girl that's been talking shit about Kelly. And I think it was here that we actually saw the flashback of Tamara being the one telling Emily and Gina. How you know what? I think he's been talking to the girl that Kelly got to fight with. So once again, Tamara's starting to bot. Yes, and then of course Wally's like, okay, here we are.

Here's your Bella. And Tamara's like, oh, Smough Bratnell. Oh yeah, because you got a new house, Tamara. We get it, Tamara. So he's like, come on in, anything you need. Let me know. Did you say something? I'm here. What do you need?

It's like just leave, Wally. Get out of our room. I just can't imagine a river of Wally. Someone just dinged me. What do you need? I'm here with it. Wally is so intrusive. By the way, here's what I did watch on Disney Plus.

I forgot what I was going to tell you. Wally, what an amazing film, still amazing band. It is great to it. It is a great movie. I thought you hadn't seen Wally. I did see Wally. I loved Wally, although I didn't love it as much as everyone else, but I did love it. Yeah, what can I say? It's it's a robot. Who feels robots? Robots are taking over according to ABC News last night. Robots are taking over Los Angeles. We are the number one city for automation replacing humans.

Well, the lady who sits on my desk is blinking right now, yellow, and I'm not sure why. Hey Alexa, why are you blinking yellow? She just loves cold play. Whether she's saying, you know, you realize you're setting off everyone's Alexa's right now. Sorry, everyone's from Amazon shopping. My order history. It may be time to reorder dog food. Reorder dog food. You should ask Wally if you can get on top of that for you.

You need any dog food? Any dog food? We have so many digital assistants on the show. We've got Jane. Now we got Wally. There was someone else we had the other day. We were talking about Jane the other day of the useless assistant. Jean, but there's also, I think we turned, do we turn Tony into a digital assistant? I don't know, I don't remember.

Okay, come on, come on, we can flicking it. Listen, you're the one who stopped the podcast to talk to your Alexa. I was talking to an actual person. You're just, you're just making stuff up. I'm responding. I am responding to what you are dealing with in your world. Okay. So,

how many people did we just order dog food for, by the way? So many people are gonna get automatic shipments of dog food now. Damn it. Yeah, they give it as a present. So that you pay for, that you didn't want. So, every present is an adult.

So Kelly, so they're just like hanging out and Kelly's called kind of college Jolie to check in and Jolie's like, yeah, I've got no math and and Jolie's Kelly's like no math! Why not? Yeah, there's no priest. Wait, why do you have no priest to do math? There's like no math mom So you're doing math and math? No, we're doing math, but there's no priest so we're not doing math. But you can still do your math, right? Mom.

She's like, well, I'm doing good on my trippings of stupid bickies here until he goes, I hate her, she talks crap about it. I just, I know, I hate her too, but you know what? I'm gonna be the bigger person. When is that gonna start? And please never ever ever ever do that? Yeah, don't do that. That's not what you're on the show for yeah

Vicki are on the couch and Vicki's like So you guys sure we have to do this drag queen thing. Can we just say how would you face mask? I wanted to do that quick thing. I don't want to do I don't want to do it. I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to I don't want to do I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. I don't want to see the drags. So then, uh, Shannon's like, as far as I'm concerned, Kelly has has crossed the line. She has crossed the line. And we see another flashback of Kelly grabbing Shannon's ponytail. The thing that is wrangled her the most, uh, she's like, I have no interest in connecting with her at all until she puts moisturizer back into my ponytail that she stole with her hands.

So the other ladies are getting into the party van and the Tracer Miga still aren't there. And so Gina's like, you know what, they're going to take forever. Let's just go. We're not going to wait for them all night. Let's just go, which it cannot believe didn't turn into a huge fight. And then on top of that, really a metaphor for Gina's life, she like bends down. There's like a stray cat walking around so she bends down with her hand to be like, he a kissy here kitty cat, he a pussy cat. Come on kitty cat. And the cat literally runs right by her. Like it looks like it's going to her and goes runs right

by her. And Kelly's like, that's love me. Come here. Look. Watch your cats going to come to me. And then she sits on a bench and the cat doesn't, but it doesn't run away either. It just kind of looks at her. She's like, come on, cat. Look. Look, the cat's coming at me. Come on, cat. Come on, cat. Ugh. Trying to be the bigger person here.

But that stupid, bigger, and bigger, I'm going to cat pee. Yeah, you're a con artist cat. You're con. Con lady come cat lady come come cat universal NBC universe. You're a Missy universal so then um, so now they like our driving they they get the first batch of ladies They drive up to the gay bar and this drag queen outside and Emily goes oh looks like throw to hear and trust like Hey, just no one gets my joke. Well, the first one they saw performing or one of the first one Kelly goes, oh my God, look at the baby. It really did look like a Vicky Gumbelson drag queen.

Oh, so as they drove up and they see all the drag queens, Gina goes, oh, I can't wait to see the bake up, the hair, the outfits. Basically, it's everything I see in New Jersey. Well, no, no, England. So then the other car starts to arrive. Shannon has this amazing spiral moment where she's like, oh, this is nice. Where's the parade on the street place? Where's that? Where's the parade? You're afraid on the parade on the street parade on the streets. That's why it's like

No, no, that's no, that's where David said I need to go David's humble that there was a parade day when I called David He said there was a parade on the street and we're and we're gonna go we're gonna go to the parade on the street I'm gonna go to the parade on the street place for David right now. Oh, Shannon. I noticed he's also wearing this bright pink like Kind of formal cocktail dress type thing. I don't know she looks crazy. Yeah, she goes She goes I remember when David called me years ago from Q from QS and said there's parades on the street So Clearly this is a crazy town, right? I'm like you didn't want to end it with you were you realized you were sounding crazy Right there, so you were like I should just end by just saying it's a crazy town. You were great

Yeah, am I affected by this no my divorce is final. I'm over the affair Completely forgot about the Munchikin walk. And the funeral we have at the Civic Center when we were doing couples therapy on a trip. Also, I think the good news is that Shannon doesn't have to feel bad about being in Key West because clearly David did color from New Orleans and lie then said he was in QS. Yes, what is all that noise?

It's a parade. It's like, oh, oh, oh, is that David? Well, it's for, well, I don't know. I'm sorry. Let me just finish this Ben Ye. Ben Ye is in QS. Uh, yeah. There's a Ben Ye place.

Yeah. Actually, I know the QS has like a big, uh, more to grow up. I think or they have some parade. That's big. Just want to in defense, because I know we're going to get emails, be like, actually, he was for doesn't have periods. But not every day, Santa's just like hoping for the prayer. It's like going to be working being like, whoa, where's the turkey

parade? I see it. Macy's. What's that? What did that hear? He's like a working being like, well, where's the turkey parade I see at Macy's? Where's that? Well, I'm finally at the parade and look guess what it has rained in the form of Kelly Dodd. Bueller, are you officially over this recap? Bueller just got out of his bed like shut up already. Jesus, screeching monster. We haven't even gone to the good stuff. I know. So inside one of the queens is like, is anybody here celebrating anything? A birthday, a wedding, a divorce, and Kelly goes, she just got out of jail! Get out of jail! Yeah, that was great.

And then there's like a big, tricky monocle, like, like, interlude, because Trixi Monical's like, I'ma let you have it for. I'ma let you have it for. I'ma let you have it for. That's what I'm in this episode too. I'ma let you have it for. Take it up. I'ma let you have it for.

Hehehe. Hehehe. Keep changing. I'm gonna let you have it for. I'm gonna let you have it for. I'm gonna let you have it for. Trixi. I'm gonna let you. Tings of Jehovah's. That's Paul.

Paul. No, you stay in the booth. You stay in the booth, Paul. This is a me only track. Okay. I had the backups. I had more. More.

More. More. More. So then this is where Vicki really makes strides towards getting that glad award. She is. I don't understand it. Boys just like girls. Girls. She's, I don't understand it. Boys just like girls, girls just like boys, I don't get it. Sorry, drags. Vicki.

Vicki's doing good. I hate you enough. Like, don't you have enough people in the world to hate you? Like, the one people, the one people, and I mean it. That way, the one people that should love all housewives with the gates. We love housewives Okay, you're crazy. You all look crazy. You fight with each other. You're dramatic. You're like everything a stereotype would love like me A stereotype like me would love do you really need to even turn the gaze against you you

Back in slag Really yeah, sorry drag She's the worst. Well, you know, so I actually believe it or not, I, both side from, you know, in the comments about drag queens, I actually found that this was like the sort of Vicki that I was always a fan of. It's not not this moment, but this episode because she was partying. She was drinking straight from a beer tap She falls over she's screaming. She's out of like that's the Vicki. I like where she's just like a ridiculous mess

Not the Vicki. That's like what did I say? What did I say? Yeah, what I do what I just heard I just heard what she just heard They were contracts. I heard they were contracts. She pulls that shit a lot this time too Where she's like well, I don't want to say anything, but I've heard it. I've heard it. Yeah, I don't know It's a ridiculous. Yeah, she is ridiculous after the show there a drag asylum And there's a big neon sign that says come bucket. I mean really come on guys Gross gross everything's gross right now. Okay, there's come bucket

Then there's Vicki drinking directly from the the spigot like you said with her lips on it and everything I mean gross give me out of this bar. Yeah, she's starting fighting which they do so I'm back in So this is pretty amazing so the women are ordering a bar and Kelly's getting a shot and everything and tamers being super face She's like chas color chas color as if she's not about to undermine her in life five seconds. Yeah. So, shout, shout. And so Gina is telling Tamra. She's like, talking to that girl, that thing is so bad that Vicki's talking to that girl

about Kali is so bad. And Tamra's like, don't get involved. So I thought she said I didn't get involved. No, she said don't get involved in it. Like just stay out of it. And so Kelly, because Gina's drunk. So she's ready to start some shit. Right. Yes. So then we get over to Kelly and Vicki who are talking. And it seems like the most innocent conversation until we get into it later and you see what Kelly's getting at. So Kelly goes, Hey, Vicki, can I ask you a question? What's the price for long-term insurance?

I was like, where have I heard that before? And Vicki's like, oh, it's 6 grand a year, not getting it all. And Kelly's like, oh, okay. So then Kelly tells us, you know what, here's the thing, when people are terrible and awful and like the worst and they smell their pigs, I just try and come at them with love. It's like that was you trying to come at them with love?

Cause she's obviously referring to the lawsuit. I didn't pick up. I didn't really. I actually did not connect that at all. I just I looked up the lawsuits. Once I started fighting about it, and it was about this lady who bought long-term insurance from Vicki, and then Vicki didn't come through with it when she needed it. So she sued her for fraud. And that's why Kelly is saying long-term insurance. It was specific. that was the specific lawsuit and pick it up on the list. Well, well, so Tamer is now telling Shannon and Gina that she doesn't think it's cool that they keep talking to the girl. As if Tamer is also clearly not involved in this text chain, you know, because they obviously share everything with the other ones who say they speak to each other like 15 times a day, which is really way too much. So, so now Emily now Emily is coming in. So there's talking

about this woman and Emily's like, are you talking about this? Are you going to tell her and Shannon's like, we are not going to do it. We are not going to do it. And if we do to it, I will do it and then smile in the corner, but we are not going to do it. We are not. So, Gina's like, yeah, Shannon's like, we're not doing it. So, Gina says, well, it's like they say, if you know the crime is being committed, you just as bad as the person who committed the crime. So, Vicki comes over, so what's going on, drags. And Gina's like, Vicki, I love you.

Okay, I love it. It's just, I like you too, per young person whose Gina's like, I'm picky. I love you. Okay. I love it. Just I like you two Per person who's able to skip to be right now, but what are you talking about? And she's like, well, we're talking about that girl Okay, you have an opportunity to go over there and tell Kelly about it right now Starts to lose it and Tamer and by the way Tam is like, yeah, Kelly's been doing a lot of shitty things. So now, like, Tamer, of course, like, happened to pile on on to Vicki's side and Kelly and Vicki's like, are you kidding me? You're not gonna stick up for Kelly right now. Are you kidding me?

You know, you're a hero squirrel when it startled. That's what her voice sounds like. Yeah. And Emily's like, well, Kelly's my friend and now I know this information. She's, well, I'm not talking to you about it, Emily. I'm not even talking to you about it. I'm not even talking to you. So, Tamara's like, what?

And then she, and then Vicki goes, Tamara, like she just looked at it, like Tamara, like it was kind of that mixture of like, why aren't you defending me? Did you tell the girls about this? Why aren't you fixing this for me right now? Like that, like portrayal and anger. She's not really fast while that kind of lip it licking her lips and

blinking a lot to that. So then she's trying to act like it's nobody deal. She's like, just tell Kelly, just tell Kelly. But then meanwhile, Shannon with her big like pink poof has walked over to Kelly and is like, well, you don't want to know what's going on right behind your back. Huh. Unlike me who had to find out what's going on behind your back. Quite literally when you put my ponytail. This information is going to get to Kelly and it's going to be a fight. So I'm going to tell her now so I can stop the bomb from turning into

a nuke. So Gina wants to tell you, so I'm going to tell you, okay? Vicki is in contact with the girl. What girl? The girl that you got into a bar fight with that can no longer count to 10 with straight digits. Okay. Cloth hand. No. No, that crap hand. Cloth hand. By the way, later on Shannon says that she did this because she wanted to break into Kelly in a nice way. Now, if Shannon were being a good friend to Vicki, she would have said everyone's talking because the girl reached out to Vicki on Instagram, but Shannon framed it as Vicki's been in contact with the girl, which makes it sound like Vicki

reached out to the girl, which she probably did. But I'm just saying that like, Shannon did not smooth anything over for Vicki in that moment. No, nobody. She's, I think this is Shannon's way of being like, well, I'm not doing this, but you are doing it because you're, you're a cop, and I said, man. So Vicki, back to Vicki fighting with the other girls. She's like, you're not even above this Emily and Shannon comes out. She's just told her, sorry.

So now, now Vicki is, now she's the victim here. Bob did this Emily and Channe come touch us just told her sorry So now kill not not Vicki is now she's the victim here. She's like I'm actually scared of Kelly Okay, physically scary. She has a track record. I'm hitting people. Okay, not just here. I've heard I'm I don't I don't want to repeat Remiss, but but I did hear she has a lot of Valtices with a lot of people she may have murdered someone that's all I've heard I don't want to get in that So now Kelly versus Vicki. Kelly's like, well, why is she talking to you? She's just because you hurt people Kelly, because that's why, because you hurt people.

She's just, you're a people. You're a people with cancer. And then I hurt people. I didn't hurt people. And she's like, I got her. How did I benefit? Oh, really? You didn't benefit at all from Brooks's cancer scheme. Let's see

Internet search, which I just did This charity that you sent up kill all cancer that you got in trouble with you were trying to have Okay, this is from an article I got said do not sue me Vicki because I know you're a sewer do not sue me. I have nothing So who I get sued? Because I know you're a sewer do not see me. I have nothing so people who like it so So they had a kill count kill all cancer insurance policy that she was selling through this Charity which she said she didn't start her friend started it But even though she didn't start it she somehow put a stop to it however that works So she was selling kill all cancer insurance policies

Then she was doing all cancer insurance policies. Then she was doing the cancer detox things, which she later took cancer out of the wording because it was called club detox. She was doing. And then she got sued by the 82 year old. So yes, you were trying to benefit off of Brooks's fake cancer. Yes, you were. Maybe you didn't get any actual benefits from it, but you were trying, lady, and we have the internet to tell us about it. Well, I mean, to be too, she was trying to benefit from it,

but to be fair, it's devil's advocate, not necessarily, from a, not trying to defend Viggy, but to be fair, to be fair, to be fair. She was like, well, I'm in the situation, I'm gonna capitalize off of it, but she didn't realize that she was actually, not trying to defend Vihiba to be fair, to be fair, to be fair. She was like, well, I'm in this situation, I'm gonna capitalize off of it, but she didn't realize that she was actually, she could have been like in a situation

and she didn't realize, like I'm just saying. Because I'm just saying, I'm not all that new. I love the ones of big. Yeah, well, it's not me. It's just what was happening at the time. Because that whole season was Tamra, going, Tamra and Megan King had been going on the internet to find all the stuff that Vicki was lying about.

That's why they were accusing Brooks of lying about cancer because all this stuff was already on the internet of Brooks's exes saying that he had been faking cancer like forever. And this is nothing new. You know, so it's not Vicki was making it sound like, oh, she's just heard of this now suddenly in this season when, uh, whatever. Gross. You're gross. You're disgusting. this now suddenly in this season when, uh, whatever grows your growth. So you're disgusting. Yeah. So, uh, so yeah, basically Kelly is saying, well, yeah, you're getting

soot to the news. And then we see this thing about the old lady and the big is like, I did not commit, I did not commit fraud. The insurance company went out of business. So they're not paying your claim and, uh, the daughter sued me because she thinks she'd get money out of me just because I said she would get all this money money even though there was no money to be there. That's all that's not fraud So she's like because like Yeah

Hey, man, I'm going ahead. Hey, man. I'm going ahead and cuz why would I eat your arm? What are you even talking about? I said go ahead do it. I dare you do one time What are you talking about I'm not even yelling like Kelly was staying pretty calm through this whole thing Vicky was the one he's screaming I think he's like yeah, she's like what do you want to hurt me at all? What do you want to hurt me at all? I'm kind of like I don't then finally she's like you're a you're a conwoman a con lady I you're a liar. I like that. She went from conwoman to con lady. she's like, you're a, you're a conwoman, a con lady. You're a liar. I like that she went from conwoman to con lady. She's like, no, no. She's not just a woman.

She's a lady. Connolderly. OK. You're a con deputy talent. Then Vicki has nothing to say. So she's like, slat, you're a slut. Faking slut. You're a slut.

Which by the way, my favorite kind of fight, you're a slut. No, you're a slut. No, you're a slut. I mean I say you're a slut. Yeah. Oh no because what happened was Mickey goes fucking slut Slat and Kelly goes you're a slut and then Tamer goes okay, Kelly. That's enough not cool Kelly Not cool. I was like what about you? Man this is where Vicki is screaming You want to come in? I'm never come to anyone in my life Oh, the other one. This is where Vicki is screaming.

You want to call me a con woman? I never can't anyone in my life. I got to go. I'm going to hit her. I was gone. Longer. So now it's like one, fifty the morning. By the way, I'm like losing my voice, but it's like working so well for Vicki's screaming voice. So it's like one, fifty the morning, the trace of me goes or outside and Shannon's like,

well, that was a disaster. And, you know, and I started, but whatever. You know, she's like, by the way, this entire time, Shannon's smile is hilarious. During that entire fight that we're just discussing, if you pause, you see Shannon in the background, smiling and laughing. Okay, she loved all this. So yeah, Kelly is like, what are you talking about? Where are the big leaders? So then Gina says, well, they had a truth and this was a volatile LP trail of that truth, that truth. So then Tamra is like, well, what was your motivation for that shaman starting all of this? Shaman's like, well, it was going to get bad. So I just wanted it to start off in a nicer way.

I think he's like, don't ever put me near that woman again. Yeah, and Tama is like, but Becca, she was saying that's not to get under your skin. Well, she got under my skin. I'm not a common woman. I'm not a liar. I'm not a liar. Screaming in the alley.

So then Shannon is just sitting there texting somebody like cracking up, covering one ear, because Vicky's screaming in the middle of the alley. So then Shannon is just sitting there texting somebody like cracking up, covering one ear because Vicky's screaming in the middle of the street. She's like, I was on, I was lied to. Yeah, and then, Tamara's like, I haven't seen thick ice cream like this. It's the bookstars. And we get a nice long clip of Vicky's screaming, you know. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah going home, we're putting that mask, we're going to magic DJs.

And then Shaggo's tracinacus. So the next day everybody is getting ready to go on Tiki Boats. Yeah. Um, yeah, Shannon is doing some sort of like electric netty pot with her nose and she's like, well, have you ever seen one of these before? You put it in your nose. Uh, it's like a Dr. Moon gave this to me and you just have to make sure it doesn't get lodged up there because if you don't have a date for it around, there's no one to help scoop it out even if there's

nothing in there. So you put it in, oh look, some black came out. Oh, black, it's eye makeup. It's eye makeup. So then in the other room, Kelly is putting on her makeup with that and she's like, oh my God, the four of us are so copacetic without her. I mean, she called me a slut. I'm 40 years old. Like the sluts can only be a certain age. Again, that. I'm told the girls. Lanch de Vero.

So Emily has a good read on the situation. She's like, the thing is that Vicki thought that she had it all, she was controlling this whole thing and didn't realize that Tamra had told all of us about the situation and a blew up in her face and she never should have told us, you know. And she said, again, she said, Shannon never would have come to you and told you that unless she knew that it was already out there

and that she was about to get in trouble. And come on, it's like, she's so calculated. She's like mass. Yeah, mass. But again, this is really tamer. I mean, Vicki was doing some shady shit, but this tamer was the one who kind of orchestrated this entire blow up. Well, yeah, she did. Vicki was holding onto it.

Vicki was holding onto it until she could be at the reunion or get this lady on camera somehow or do whatever. And Tamer just ruined Vicki's plans. Exactly, but I feel like Tamra is actually trying to keep Vicki and Kelly at odds. I think that's her plan. So, I mean, not that anyone wants to be, not like I'm looking for some big moment

with Kelly and Vicki to finally join forces and turn against Tamra, but I think that's how a camera operates. Yeah. So they're gonna be going to, yeah, they're going to this Tiki thing and Vicki's worried about like, how we gonna do this Tiki-Bot thing? Like, you know, it's like I said back in Arizona,

I have no desire. I have no desire. I'm like, you have every desire to hurt her. You're muted, Ronnie. I think you hit mute by accident. So what are you doing talking to this? Sorry about that.

What are you doing talking to this lady trying to get evidence of like the hand break or whatever you're claiming this was? Come on, Mickey. So, Mickey's like, all right, should I apologize to her? And Timer goes, now just let it be. Just let it read its course. So to apologize. Yeah, that's, and that's important by way, that's important because, again, Tamra says,

no, don't apologize, let's just like, let this chill out, and we're going to put a pin in that, okay? So now the women all go to this like floating teaky bar thing, June of Fall's down a staircase, which is pretty standard, and they get get there and they're at a place. There's a guy named Forest, who is like one of the captains of something called the squeaky cheeky, which is like the squeaky cheeky. Yeah. And of course they have to separate into separate teaky boats. And then there's another captain, the captain of the Cruzan Teakies.

Or is that just, is it just a freaky teaky? Is Cruzan teaky is the overall company? I think it's the umbrella company. The umbrella. Cruzan teaky is, it actually looks really fun. I really wanted to get on a little teaky putt and like go floating around some harbor. Oh, one day, man.

Dear to dream. Dear to dream. So then Vicky and them are on one boat. And Vicky's like, what do you do? What do you do to weapon up her out here? You know who put up come out what he did who put up because like I never heard that one before who put up So come on Vicki's still trying to make whoop it up happen

This is like the second coming of the pontoon operator from the From the Berkshires from season six of real assos in New York that we discussed a few weeks ago This is like that guy grew up and became like a squeaky-teaky operator me while Gina is like She's Gina is like clutching the bar for dear life. She's like oh my god Why they have to play thick me into the water? I kept away in the water right now I mean, it's like two feet of water. She's like holding on like it's a Titanic Like like the like the violin quartet is like playing their final song right now. And she's like, oh my God, it's all going down right now. Oh my God, this is a beat decision. Why do we do this?

So then Vicki, oh, we got quicksets. We got quicksets. Oh, and a pig. I'm pink. Oh, that. Oh, God, yeah, a pig right now. Oh, yeah. So yeah. So they, sorry. No, and then, uh, Bronwyn's's like, oh my God, this hurts. Like something just got me. It's done me. And you hear the guy from the book, oh, those are just like sponges and they get you. They sing for a minute. And then Tamarcus is in a jellyfish.

And the guys like, no, it's not a jellyfish. And they're all like jellyfish, jellyfish. And just hear Shannon's voice with the entire thing is like, there's like this steady narration from Shannon about like, well no, it's not about, Jolly, if you pee, it's like, you need to pee on it. You just need to pee.

Does anyone want to want to pee on? David once told me that he came to Key West and there was a place where you had to pee on someone. I think this might be it. This might be it. It's a crazy town. So, so, so, Amra is on someone I think just might be it. It's my be it. It's a crazy town. Uh, so so Tamara is on the other boat talking to Vicki. She's just talked to Kelly, right?

And Kelly's like, I'm going to sue Vicki. Come on, but then she Tamara gets on the other boat. Now she's talking to Vicki and she's like, sad, toxic Kelly. And I told you you were going to apologize. So look, notice, remember, she actually, Tamra was the one who said, let's just let it be. But instead, she's actually now committing

Vicki to a course of action. That's gonna cause a fight on these Tiki things. I mean, for us as viewers, that's great. That's why we like Tamra. I mean, not like, but that's why she serves her role very well on this show. But the bullshit there, which is like, I don't want people to fight whatever

when she is the one pushing these two to fight right now, right in front of our eyes. But she's also telling Vicki not to apologize so that she can go up to Kelly and tell her, I told her to apologize, you know, so she's like, can we get some asses make it look like she's trying to help, right? Yeah. So, so Kelly is on her other book. Why is there a way keep talking about,

oh wait, look, it's Michael. Michael's calling me. She screams over to the other book. Hey, it's Michael. Hey, Vicki said he's got a lot of dirt on you and your engagement's gonna include in two seconds. You all tell my brother, Kelly. Can you be happy for me?

Can you be happy? I'm talking to Michael. Shut up you pig Of course you are Blow down, blow down gesture of course you are of course you are And then a god woman And then Kelly goes look at the color you are you fit right in with a pig blush. You got that pig blush You get rid of that pig blush. You got that pig blush. And Emily's like do not attack Vicki on her looks. Let's attack her character because that sucks. Forest, can we bring this Tiki hot back to what? Forest, Forest, hi. Also, are you familiar with any parade districts on Key West? I'd really like to see it

just for my own edification. Thank you. Listen here at Forest of Squeaky Teaky, right? Just bring it real and real and in forest. I then just see Vicky going, fuck you, Kelley Dodd, fuck you. And then an ambulance is passing by and pick his like, get her, get her, take take Kelly Todd's just right here a That's not a police car and be karma with the with screaming get ambulances

So back at the hotel the trace of me guys are walking to their room and he's like do I look like a pig? Like no, no, oh Jesus these these stairs are really steep wow and then so they were they're walking in the villa they're going up the staircase and then Shannon comes to the top of staircase and looks down the hallway and her face like just goes pale it looks like I thought there's gonna be like a bat in there or something and she goes oh god there's a cake are you kidding me? I cake. Oh, I'm Vicki goes, oh, my God, did Kelly sell this? Do Kelly break this? Did she say a

tamarice said that? Tamarice, I'll again, still like needling. Just happy engagement to Vicki. No, okay, so where are we? I was just cracking too much. I got lost in my notes. So now they're figuring out their dinner plans. They're going to have to have separate dinners because the situation and basically Tamer is like,

you know, we just need to let things die down. That's all. Things need to die down. I'm like, you're the one who started all this shit this afternoon and now you're talking about letting things die down. Yes. And then Kelly is talking to Bronwyn. She goes, I know I lost my cool today. Like immediately in apology, you know, already. So from a guy's, you don't have to fight it.

Your character will come through. You're a good friend. I'm like, her character. She was just screaming at some lady that she's a pig and her character. No, she, I think she means literally her character because Kelly was now dressed like a pirate. She had a full-on like scarf around her head, likeping down like she just needed like a pirate or a man of parrot

She's like you know your actual pirate characters gonna come through it's gonna make it for a really great like larking experience So Gina decides that she's gonna go to dinner with the trace of me Gus and So Kelly Emily and Bronwyn are going to have dinner with themselves and Bronwyn get some loaded fries And she's like, you know what mother fuckers tonight? I'm having cheese And then they got to them all eating chicken sandwich or chicken salad. Yeah, all they all get south But I love but I love that one brawman ordered the loaded fries Emily goes you got loaded fries Thank you Like her joy in that moment was like so real. Yeah, she's like, can

we have two please? So, you know, so Kelly's saying how she hates Vicki and everything and Brawman's like, you know, I just try to see the best in everyone, something that my mother never did, like with me, never saw the best in me, just left me in a mosh pit for 18 years until I finally crawled out and attempted to get an education. We got knocked up instead. I hear the chalkboard. Yeah, it's like, well, it was trying nothing. Gage on that boat and then he says you got to see mine is on that one.

Just yeah, I go really low blow. I think it's because I had a lot of cousins. We fought to win. We got to play like capture the flag every weekend. Like, what happened? Why were there so many cousins? Why were they around so much? And why did they contribute to your anger? Like what were you guys doing? Tortured by your cousins. I know like so many what? And then she's like oh wait, oh wait, wait, wait, wait, no

I remember there's something easier. My mom has anger issues. Yeah, I remember one time going to get a gift. And my mom yelled at someone. That's why I'm like this. Yes, she yelled at the lady at the counter because she didn't wrap it right. You know what, you're a product of your environment. And cat, but your environment has a lot of cousins. So I took the bait again. Everyone's on me. I mean, well, least I can recognize my shortcomings. Those other women can't. So we can never tell you how to taken the bait for so many years.

It's hilarious. Geez. But she's also a shark. You know what I mean? It's like a shark who bites off somebody's leg and then they're like, Oh, just took the bait. It was just a swimmer in the water.

She's basically jaws. Mm-hmm. So, Tanra, Valkyrie and Shannon are over there and they just keep screaming tracemigas a lot, which I'm really kind of, you know, I mean, it's not just today that I'm over it, but be quiet you guys. Like I'm sick of you screaming. And frankly, I'm sick of screaming for in, you know, talking about you screaming.

So I'm just saying. Yeah. So, Gina is saying how she actually really likes hanging out with them because they're funny and they always have another new acre pain, which actually can get, like as much as like I totally coast on what you just said, I can imagine actually hanging out with the Trace and Vegas would be super fun. So they were like talking and of course, Tim was like, let's talk about Matt because Gina like mentions Matt like in passing and so of course, Tim or what Tim rest niffs out pain and it's like, let's talk about it. So, of course, Tamra, great genius of the Western world, is like,

Dita, I think you should give Matt another chance. Like, what? This guy cheated on Gina, lived like at a different house, didn't give a fuck about her until he finally lost her, and now he's been trying to woo her back in some sort of like, demented, power game that he's playing to make up for some issue he had with his parents as a five-year-old.

So no, she should not take him back even though he is hot. Yeah, and Shanegos. And Tim was like, well, you know, here's what I think that. Because when you take pictures with him, you lie down. I can see it in the pictures Yeah, Timmer Timmer's called modern technology. So Gita's like I mean I Know that if I commit to him he would never cheat on me again. I know that

Timmer's like, where are you running? I'm not rolling my eyes. I just I was looking at a fly that was on the left and then a flu if Lew in an arc up and then a flu to the right and I just was following the the fly because maybe it knows where this mythical Parade is here in Key West. Then everybody starts making it about themselves. Shannon's like, well I remember the devastation. I felt when I thought me and David were back on track and then we weren't and then I gained weight and I spied around and I thought we were this I thought we were back together and then he was still checked out and Vicki goes, oh I could have checked out with their happy in the home? I was like okay? Okay? Okay? So everyone else has thought that their husband's fucking cheating piece of crap

And Shannon has that alarmed look on her face that By the way, okay typical Vicki a woman she like blaming the woman But then I also wrote down she's saying that because that's what she did to Don and I was actually Kind of proud of Vicky for saying. Oh, that's what that's how I felt when I let ditch Don, you know I was happy that I think the I think the application that's so offensive about that and also side note Wasn't there like an entire like multi-week fight last season because Shannon compared her experiences with David to what Gina was going through like and now it's happening again and now it's fine. Well that was abuse because that was trying to abuse. And also Gina was still claiming that she was in a good marriage and maybe it was about

Emily. Anyway the point is this, what's what's obnoxious about what Vicki said, like it's an easy logic but it's not necessarily, it doesn't really paint a whole picture when she says, oh well they're going to check out if they're not in a happy home. That's impolite that's 100% up to, in this case, Gina or maybe Shannon to make that happy home. And if they don't, then the guy is like, oh, well, then naturally the guy will just go up.

It's also up to the guy to make a happy home. It's important for the guy to make his wife happy. And if she's not happy, then, you know, he can't, like, she can't be blamed that there's unhappiness in the house. Like, it takes two to ten go, okay? Yeah, but shut up. He was just saying that because she totally did that to Don,

you know, she was running around, which, and we don't know if she was cheating or whatever. We just know what Brianna was accusing her of all those times. And she was like, whatever, you were cheating on Don. What the hell was going on back then? So we can assume that the Vicky was cheating and just being horrible to dawn and stuff. And so she's saying like she's kind of sticking up for herself being like, well, you know, people who leave don't do people who cheat do that because the home is unhappy, which is of course blaming the victim, like you said. Yeah. And you

know, it's also like, it is like a pretty like, like I forgot what psychological thing it is where like a self-fulfilling prophecy that you make the household miserable, so that way you have an excuse to check out, you know what I'm saying? So then, so Gina's like, you know what with Matt? Like my only question is, is he just doing this because this is like a moment we're having and then like what happens

if I give it a hundred percent? Like is he just doing? Cause it's a moment, I'm like, yes, it is just a moment. That's exactly what's happening, Gina. Do you not go back to this monster? Yes. And so there's all the way out.

I mean, this is all tainted because we also know in real life, like outside of the show, I don't know if it's computer, it's on the show for half an after, it was unwrapping but we know that some like really serious shit went down between Matt and Gina That's why we're also like we this has like a tinge of like like girl do not go back to this guy Yes, but I mean even without the actual abuse we would still be like that the guy fucking cheated on you with the total

Genie you break. Yeah, it wasn't like like a like a lapse of it like he was, he was moved out of your house for the entire like a year, two years, like he does not like you. Yeah. So then Shannon's like, wait it out, you know, but you know, if it's serious and he still keeps it up, then he can move back and home and be around the kids, you know, you don't have to like immediately jump back into getting married or whatever, whatever.

And Vic is like, you know what, my mama told me, you got to end up with your end up. It's like, well, that's touching your device. Where if you go, that's where you'll be. Yeah, you're special. You know, everyone else. And you know what I know what I would tell my daughter? Good job.

Good job. Uh, so cameras like, you know what I need my major spy when all of us find this this side to affect the children. The first time we fought in front of the children, I said, I'm out of here. Oh, yeah, Tamer, I'm sure that you never fought in front of the children. Yeah, exactly. I'm sure that doesn't contribute at all to the fact that one of your kids will not speak to at all.

So, um, uh, so now, uh, what does it say? So yeah, so Shannon's basically, but they are talking, I mean, it is, that is probably one of the worst parts, right? Of divorce, et cetera, leading up to divorce is the fighting in front of the kids. And Shannon was saying that her kids have texted both her and David being like,

we're screwed up because of you guys, thanks. And she knows she feels terrible about that. And then we see like a flashback, which is like really sad, but at the same time, it's so shannany. You sort of had to like kind of enjoy it on some level because it was like the classic scene of Shannon at the gas show pub on her birthday

being so angry at David because she didn't want to be at a gas show pub. And like what her, one of the twins is like, Mom, I'm tired of seeing you always so teary eyed. I was like, well, it's like so sad, but I'm like, it's so, so shannon. It is so shannon. I know we're getting a lot of good shannon montages

in the past couple episodes. So she tells them that her kid is even writing a book and she's like, I'm just horrified that I did this to my children. I would never want to hurt my child. You know what, let's go party on national television to the next three hours. I would like to announce that it's 11 o'clock PM.

And if my calculations are right, this is about when Dave has started that affair. It was probably inspired by a parade. So let's go find the parade. So back in the other place, everybody's bored, right? Kelly and Emily, they're like oh You know that they just look tired and bored mean while they just keep cutting back between them being boring and then the Trissu Megas going out screaming yeah Yeah, yeah, they can get onto a microphone at some bars like let's move it up around here. I'm not a god woman

Yeah, Vicki gets onto a microphone at some bars like, let's move it up around here. I've got a car woman. I was gone. I was gone. So then they come back and they start jumping naked in the pool and having fun and Shana's drunk so she starts ripping down her spanks and stuff. And then the security is called on them.

So they start running away from the pool back to their room. And of course, Gassi slips and falls. Vicki, I mean, every year someone has to get injured in like late night pool antics. So now Vicki slips and falls on her foot. I just like, everything hurts. Everything hurts. Kill all her. Kill all her. Kill all her. New detox, new elbow detox pro. coming out soon cuz I heard my elbow to out So an ambulance comes I did about her. I didn't get around. I did somewhere to sell the charts. Give me a watch out I wish my camera was facing down there. There is a squirrel just staring in here when I screened

Let me see if I can do it again. I told you, she sounds. Sounds like a squirrel getting scared. I just had to put my phone over there. Over there after I screened in the squirrel, just popped his head up above the fence. Hello. Are you the one I'm looking for? The Lionel Rage of a World. And of course, well, Vicky is like languishing. And you're just here in the background, Tamer going, does anybody know how much Rass is? No one knows how much Rass is. And then they like, cart begin to ambulance, she's like, it's not all that Rass. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh And that brings us to the end of the real House of Wars of Orange County. Thanks everybody so much for being here. We'll be back tomorrow with an episode of Mary to Medicine.

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